Timon & Pumbaa (1995–1999): Season 1, Episode 13 - Mozam-Beaked/Ocean Commotion - full transcript
-♪ HAKUNA MATATA ♪
♪ WHAT A WONDERFUL PHRASE ♪
-♪ HAKUNA MATATA ♪
♪ AIN'T NO PASSING CRAZE ♪
-♪ IT MEANS NO WORRIES ♪
♪ FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAYS ♪
-BOTH:
♪ IT'S OUR PROBLEM-FREE
PHILOSOPHY ♪
♪ HAKUNA MATATA ♪
-PUMBAA:
YEAH!
-BOTH:
♪ HAKUNA MATATA ♪
♪ TIMON AND PUMBAA ♪
♪ HAKUNA MATATA ♪
-♪ IT MEANS NO WORRIES ♪
♪ FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAYS ♪
-BOTH:
♪ IT'S OUR PROBLEM-FREE
PHILOSOPHY ♪
♪ HAKUNA MATATA ♪
-TIMON, I KNOW I SAID I WANTED
TO GO OUT FOR DINNER,
BUT WHY DID WE HAVE
TO GO ALL THE WAY TO CHINA?
-WHY, CHINESE FOOD, OF COURSE.
FOR STARTERS, AN EGG ROLY POLY.
THEN ONTO OUR MAIN COURSE,
KUNG PAO CATERPILLARS,
GINGER SESAME SLUGS,
MU SHU MAGGOTS,
DUMLOCK LEECHES
AND CHICKEN CHOW MEIN.
-MMM, MMM, MMM!
MU SHU MAGGOTS!
SATISFACTIFYING
WHAT'S FOR DESSERT?
-A FORTUNE COCKROACH.
-PUMBAA:
OH, BOY!
-HMM.
-WHAT'S IT SAY?
WHAT'S OUR FORTUNE?
COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.
-UH, CONFU...
(MUMBLING)
-I THINK IT'S PRONOUNCED...
-I KNOW HOW IT'S PRONOUNCED,
PUMBAA.
I WAS JUST SOUNDING IT OUT.
(CLEARS THROAT)
"CONFUSION SAYS YOU WILL
SOON BEAR A GREAT REWARD."
(SPITS)
WHAT A BUNCH OF BALONEY!
THESE THINGS NEVER COME TRUE.
-(CRYING)
-(BLOWING RASPBERRY)
-AHH!
-AWW, I THINK
THE LITTLE FELLA'S SAD.
-PUMBS, YOU'RE A GENIUS.
THAT WARTHOG INTUITION
STRIKES AGAIN.
-WE SHOULD CHEER THE KID UP.
-A PANDA CHEERING-UP JOKE.
THERE'S A MILLION OF THEM.
HEY, WHERE YA FROM?
DID YOU KNOW LAST WEEK,
I ACTUALLY LIFTED UP A GIANT
PANDA WITH ONLY ONE FINGER?
THE LIFTING WAS EASY.
THE HARD PART
WAS FINDING A PANDA
WITH ONLY ONE FINGER.
-(RIMSHOT)
-OOH, OH!
STOP. MY SIDES.
PSST. YOU KNOW,
I'D TAKE YOUR PICTURE,
BUT I'VE ONLY GOT COLOR FILM.
-(RIMSHOT)
-COLOR FILM! OH.
HEY, CHEER UP, KID.
IT'S NOT LIKE
YOU'RE LOST AND COLD,
AND ALONE, AND AFRAID YOU MAY
NEVER SEE YOUR PARENTS AGAIN.
-(CRYING)
-HE'S LOST HIS MOM AND POP.
MAYBE WE SHOULD HELP HIM
FIND THEM.
GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY
WE SHOULD HELP THIS BEAR.
-THAT'S IT.
-WHAT'S WHAT?
-MWAH!
OUR FORTUNE!
"BEAR A GREAT REWARD."
-BUT YOU SAID...
-FORGET WHAT I SAID.
THIS IS A BEAR, RIGHT?
AND ACCORDING TO OUR FORTUNE,
IF WE RETURN THIS BEAR
TO HIS PARENTS...
(GRUNTING)
WE'LL GET A BIG REWARD.
OH. ONE LITTLE, TWO LITTLE,
THREE LITTLE DOLLARS!
FOUR LITTLE, FIVE LITTLE,
SIX LITTLE DOLLARS!
SEVEN LITTLE, EIGHT LITTLE,
NINE LITTLE DOLLARS!
- ♪ LOOKS LIKE
OUR FORTUNES ARE WRONG ♪
-THAT'S NOT HOW IT GOES.
-WHAT DO YOU THINK, KID?
-DON'T TELL ME.
YOU'RE AFRAID OF HEIGHTS.
-IT DOESN'T
LOOK SAFE ANYHOW, TIMON.
WE'D NEVER MAKE IT ACROSS.
-(LAUGHS)
DON'T TALK NONSENSE.
IT'S PERFECTLY SAFE.
THEY SEND PEOPLE OUT TO INSPECT
THESE THINGS, YA KNOW?
-(THUDS)
-(CHUCKLES)
YOU FIRST.
WOW! WHAT A VIEW!
-(GRUNTING)
(YELLS)
(GRUNTS)
(YELLS)
-WE'RE IN TROUBLE.
-(BRAKES SCREECH)
-SMILE.
-(PUMBAA SCREAMING)
-STOP THE INSANITY!
-(CRASHING)
-(CAT YOWLS)
-(GRUNTS)
-TIMON? WHERE'S TIMON?
-(GRUNTING)
LET'S GO. AND BRING
THE PLUSH TOY WITH YOU.
(GRUNTS)
OH, GREAT. A WALL.
WHY WOULD ANYONE IN THEIR
RIGHT MINDS BUILD A WALL HERE?
-MAYBE IT WAS BUILT BY THE GREAT
EMPEROR SHUG HUANDI
OF THE CHIN DYNASTY
OVER 2,000 YEARS AGO
TO PROTECT AGAINST
THE INVASION OF BARBARIC NOMADS.
-STOP THAT MINDLESS PRATTLE,
PUMBAA. I'M THINKING.
-WE'LL NEVER GET OVER.
-NOT OVER, PUMBAA, UNDER.
-OOH, UNDER.
-BEFORE WE CONTINUE, MAY I ASK
YOU A FEW PERSONAL QUESTIONS?
ANY FEAR OF TUNNELS?
FEAR OF THE DARK?
ANY SOIL ALLERGIES?
ANY AVERSION TO WORMS, SPIDERS,
GOPHERS, MOLES, GROUNDHOGS,
RABBITS, SNAKES,
INSURANCE SALESMAN, BEETLES,
BALLOONS, OR ANY VARIETY
OF EARTH-BURROWING ANIMAL
OR SUBTERRANEAN INSECT?
ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY,
INTO THE POOL.
-BUT, TIMON.
-WHAT NOW?
-I'M NOT GONNA FIT.
-HMM, YOU'RE RIGHT.
WE'LL SEND THE BEAR IN FIRST.
(GRUNTING)
WHEW. PUMBAA, I'M GONNA
NEED SOME HELP HERE.
PUMBAA?
PUMBAA, WHERE'D YOU GO?
-HAKUNA MATATA!
-(SCREAMING)
-(PUMBAA SCREAMS)
-(GRUNTS)
-(PUMBAA AND PANDA SCREAMING)
-(GRUNTING)
OH, NO REWARD IS WORTH THIS.
HEY, LOOK!
SOMEBODY LEFT A SUITCASE
OUT HERE IN THE MIDDLE
OF NOWHERE.
-BUT ISN'T THAT...
-SAY,
THIS IS OUR SUITCASE.
YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?
-WE'RE BACK WHERE WE STARTED?
-WE'RE BACK WHERE WE STARTED.
-POOR LITTLE FELLA.
WE'LL NEVER FIND HIS FOLKS NOW.
-WELL, MAYBE
IT'S BETTER THAT WAY.
I MEAN, WHAT KIND OF PARENTS
WOULD LOSE THEIR KID
IN THE FIRST PLACE?
-UH, TIMON...
-I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT KIND, PUMBAA.
CARELESS PARENTS.
CARELESS AND QUARTZY,
HALF-BAKED, RECKLESS,
MUTTON-TOPPED, HAIR-BRAINED...
-(ROARS)
-(COOS)
-(COOING)
-HEY, HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK
OUR REWARD'S GONNA BE?
FIVE HUNDRED, A THOUSAND,
TEN THOUSAND?
-(CASH REGISTER BELL DINGING)
-I THINK WE ALREADY GOT IT.
-HUH?
YOU'RE RIGHT, PUMBAA.
-(BLOWS NOSE)
-VIRTUE IS ITS OWN REWARD.
COME ON, LET'S LEAVE
THE HAPPY FAMILY ALONE.
-(SOBBING)
-PUMBAA: LOOK, TIMON,
RHINO TRIPLETS.
THEY LOOK SO SAD.
I'LL BET THEY'RE LOST.
MAYBE WE SHOULD HELP THEM
FIND THEIR PARENTS.
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
-PUMBAA, I SAY...
WE'RE GONNA BE RICH!
-(ALL SNORING)
-(YAWNING)
-OW! HEY!
(BLUBBERS)
WHAT WAS THAT?
-THAT WAS YOUR ALARM CLONK.
-(LAUGHING)
-(GULPS, SMACKS LIPS)
OH, YEAH!
-(BARKS)
-(CHUCKLES)
SORRY THERE, EDDY.
FINDERS KEEPERS,
SLEEPERS WEEPERS.
(CHUCKLES, YAWNS)
-(GROWLING)
(YELPING)
-NOW, NOW, BANZAI.
IT'S NOT NICE TO STEAL.
THAT KIND OF BEHAVIOR
IS JUST PLAIN SHAMELESS.
WHY, I'D EVEN SAY IT'S...
BREAKFAST!
-BOTH:
BREAKFAST?
-YEAH. AND I THINK
YOU'LL FIND WE HAVE
A LOVELY SELECTION
TO CHOOSE FROM THIS MORNING.
-♪ LA LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA ♪
AW, THERE YOU GO.
♪♪ (HUMMING)
OH, MY.
-DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE?
-(LAUGHING)
-OH, YEAH.
(BLUBBERS)
OH, NO!
COME ON! WHAT ARE YOU,
SOME KIND OF BIRDBRAIN?
WE AIN'T NEVER GONNA
GET OUR PAWS ON
A MOTHER OSTRICH WHO'S GOT,
LIKE, 300 POUNDS ON US.
WELL, FIRST OF ALL,
YOU SHOULD NEVER MENTION
A WOMAN'S WEIGHT.
AND SECOND OF ALL,
IT AIN'T THE OSTRICH
WE'RE GOING AFTER.
IT'S THE OMELET.
-BANZAI:
OOH, THE EGG.
YOU GONNA TRY FOR THE EGG?
OOH, MAN, YOU OUGHTA HAVE
YOUR HEAD EGGS-AMINED.
-MMM, FRIED EGGS, POACHED EGGS.
-FORGET IT.
-EGGS BENEDICT,
EGG FOO YONG.
-UH-UH, ABSOLUTELY NOT.
-SHENZI: EGG SALAD AND EGGPLANT
ON EGG BREAD WITH EGG CUSTARD.
-AND EGGNOG?
-EGGS-ACTLY.
-AH. HMM, OKAY.
OKAY, I'LL DO IT.
MAN, I'LL DO IT.
JUST PLEASE STOP EGGING ME ON.
-(ALL LAUGHING)
-OKAY, BOYS,
IT'S TIME TO SCRAMBLE.
♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪
♪ LA LA LA LA LA♪
-SHH.
-(ALARMS BLARING)
-(ALL SCREAMING)
(ALL SCREAMING)
-IT'S NOT NICE TO STEAL,
YA KNOW?
♪ OH, LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA LA ♪
♪ LA LA LA LA LA♪
♪ OH, LA LA LA LA... ♪
-THE PERFECT OSTRICH ELIMINATOR.
AND NOW, WHAT TIME IS IT?
-BREAKFAST TIME.
(CHUCKLES)
-(ALL SCREAMING)
IT'S NOT NICE TO STEAL,
YA KNOW?
-(ALL SCREAMING)
-THAT WASN'T SO BAD.
-(ALL LAUGHING)
-(ALL SCREAMING)
-♪ OH, LA LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA ♪
-♪ LA LA LA LA... ♪
-SHENZI: OW!
THAT WAS MY FOOT.
-(WHIMPERING)
-SHENZI: I'M TELLING
YOU, BANZAI,
I DO NOT DIG THIS IDEA.
-BANZAI: YEAH, WELL, IF YOU
WOULD, WE'D BE THERE BY NOW.
SO KEEP TUNNELING.
WE'RE ALMOST UNDER THE EGG.
-WELL, HOW DO YOU KNOW
WHICH WAY TO GO?
-EASY, MAKE A RIGHT.
-(THUDDING)
-NO, MAKE A STRAIGHT.
-(THUDS)
-(GROANS)
-OSTRICH: WELL, I THINK
YOU SHOULD GO LEFT.
-BANZAI: LEFT? RIGHT!
-(ALL SCREAMING)
-IT'S NOT NICE TO STEAL,
YA KNOW?
-(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
-SHENZI, I DON'T THINK WE'RE
IN KENYA ANYMORE, BABE.
-(HORN HONKS)
-(LAUGHING)
-♪ OH, LA LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA ♪
-OH, MAN, IF WE STEER HIM
JUST RIGHT,
HE'S GONNA FLATTEN HER
LIKE A PANCAKE.
-WITH A SIDE OF EGGS FOR US.
-(ALL LAUGHING)
-(THUDDING FOOTFALLS)
-OKAY, CAN IT.
HERE HE COMES.
ROAD WORK. DETOUR.
-YEAH, FOLLOW THE SIGNS.
-(TRUMPETS)
-(SNORTS)
-HELLO. ANYBODY HOME?
WE GOT A JOB TO DO HERE, DUMBO.
-SO, GET PACKIN', YA PACHYDERM.
-(GROANS)
-♪ LA LA LA LA LA... ♪
-SHENZI: THERE YOU GO.
STRAIGHT AHEAD.
-(ALL CHUCKLING)
-BANZAI: ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.
COOL. COME ON, BROTHER.
-(IRREGULAR INHALING)
-UH-OH.
-(TRUMPETING SNEEZE)
-(THUD)
-OH, BLESS YOU.
-THANK YOU, MA'AM.
IT'S NOT NICE TO STEAL,
YA KNOW?
-OH, NOW, COME ON, SHENZI.
YOU DON'T GOTTA WALK CIRCLES
OVER THIS THING NOW.
-BUT I WANT THAT EGG!
THERE'S GOTTA BE SOME WAY
OF EGGING HER OFF THAT EGG.
-(BUZZING)
-(LAUGHING)
ED, YOU'RE A GENIUS!
-WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
-I MEAN,
BIRDS OF A FEATHER
GOTTA STICK TOGETHER.
-♪♪ (HUMMING)
-ALL:
♪ AND DOWN WILL COME BABY ♪
♪ EGG SHELL AND ALL ♪
-MY GOODNESS, A LOVELY DAY FOR
EGG SITTING, WOULDN'T YOU AGREE?
- OH, MY, YES.
-(BANZAI CLEARS THROAT)
AND AN EVEN LOVELIER DAY
TO PUT ONE'S HEAD IN THE SAND.
AHEM, WOULDN'T YOU SAY?
-OOH, WHAT A LOVELY IDEA.
-YES. ISN'T IT, THOUGH?
-OSTRICH:
HELLO? OH, HELLO?
OH.
WELL, I JUST DON'T KNOW.
-WELL, BOYS,
PERSISTENCE PAYS OFF.
AND NOW, THIS EGG BELONGS TO ME.
-WHOA-HO-HO! WAIT A MINUTE NOW.
YOU DON'T DO THAT.
THIS EGG IS MINE.
-(MUTTERING)
-EGG? EGG?
THAT'S FUNNY.
I DON'T SEE NO STINKIN' EGG.
-(TEETH CHATTERING)
-BUT HOLD THE PHONE, JERKY.
I DO SEE THREE
HELPLESS LITTLE BABIES.
AWW, WHAT'S THE MATTER?
YOU LOSE YOUR MOTHER?
WELL, SINCE YA LOST YOUR MOTHER,
MAYBE YOUSE CAN
FIND HER DOWN THERE.
-(ALL GASPING)
-HIGH, AIN'T IT?
BYE! AIN'T IT?
-OSTRICH:
WHY, JUNIOR!
-UH, YES, MA'AM.
-REMEMBER WHAT I ALWAYS SAY.
IT'S NOT NICE TO STEAL NOW.
-(WHIMPERING)
-AND SPEAKING OF WHICH,
I BELIEVE THIS BELONGS TO YOU.
-(ALL SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
-ANYONE FOR AN EGG ROLL?
-(HORN HONKING)
-(LAUGHING)
-♪ RUM DUM DUM DUM ♪
♪ DUM DUM DUM DUM ♪
♪ DOM DOM DOM DOM ♪
♪ RUM DUM DUM DUM ♪
♪ DUM DUM DUM DUM ♪
-♪ WHEN THE NIGHT HAS COME ♪
♪ AND THE LAND IS DARK ♪
♪ AND THE MOON IS THE ONLY ♪
♪ LIGHT WE'LL SEE ♪
♪ OH, I WON'T BE AFRAID ♪
♪ NO, I WON'T BE AFRAID ♪
♪ JUST AS LONG AS YOU STAND ♪
♪ STAND BY ME ♪
♪ SO, PUMBAA, PUMBAA ♪
♪ STAND BY ME ♪
♪ WHOA, STAND BY ME ♪
♪ WHOA, STAND ♪
-(GROANING)
-♪ STAND BY ME ♪
♪ STAND BY ME ♪
-(SNIFFING)
-(BUZZING)
♪ IF THE SKY
THAT WE LOOK UPON ♪
♪ SHOULD TUMBLE AND FALL ♪
♪ OR THE MOUNTAINS ♪
♪ THEY SHOULD CRUMBLE
TO THE SEA ♪
♪ I WON'T CRY ♪
-YOU WON'T CRY?
-♪ NO, I WON'T SHED A TEAR ♪
-WON'T SHED A TEAR?
-♪ JUST AS LONG ♪
♪ AS YOU STAND ♪
♪ STAND BY ME ♪
♪ SO, PUMBAA, PUMBAA ♪
♪ STAND BY ME ♪
-(GASPS)
♪ WHOA, WON'T YOU STAND BY ME ♪
♪ WHOA, STAND ♪
-(GROWLING)
♪ STAND BY ME ♪
-UH, I DON'T THINK
I LIKE THIS SONG!
(SCREAMING, GROANING)
-♪ SO, PUMBAA, PUMBAA ♪
♪ STAND BY ME ♪
-(HORN HONKING)
-♪ OH, WON'T YOU STAND BY ME ♪
♪ OH, STAND ♪
-(CLUCKING)
-COME ON!
♪ STAND BY ME ♪
-(SIREN BLARING)
-♪ STAND BY ME ♪
-TIMON!
-YES?
-CAN I SING THE NEXT SONG?
-SURE, AS LONG
AS YOU STAND BY ME.
-FAIR ENOUGH.
-♪ WHENEVER YOU'RE IN TROUBLE ♪
♪ WON'T YOU STAND BY ME ♪
♪ OH, WON'T YOU STAND BY ME ♪
♪ I KNOW YOU NEED ME ♪
♪ STAND BY ME ♪
♪ OH ♪
♪ STAND BY ME ♪
♪ OH... ♪
♪ WHAT A WONDERFUL PHRASE ♪
-♪ HAKUNA MATATA ♪
♪ AIN'T NO PASSING CRAZE ♪
-♪ IT MEANS NO WORRIES ♪
♪ FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAYS ♪
-BOTH:
♪ IT'S OUR PROBLEM-FREE
PHILOSOPHY ♪
♪ HAKUNA MATATA ♪
-PUMBAA:
YEAH!
-BOTH:
♪ HAKUNA MATATA ♪
♪ TIMON AND PUMBAA ♪
♪ HAKUNA MATATA ♪
-♪ IT MEANS NO WORRIES ♪
♪ FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAYS ♪
-BOTH:
♪ IT'S OUR PROBLEM-FREE
PHILOSOPHY ♪
♪ HAKUNA MATATA ♪
-TIMON, I KNOW I SAID I WANTED
TO GO OUT FOR DINNER,
BUT WHY DID WE HAVE
TO GO ALL THE WAY TO CHINA?
-WHY, CHINESE FOOD, OF COURSE.
FOR STARTERS, AN EGG ROLY POLY.
THEN ONTO OUR MAIN COURSE,
KUNG PAO CATERPILLARS,
GINGER SESAME SLUGS,
MU SHU MAGGOTS,
DUMLOCK LEECHES
AND CHICKEN CHOW MEIN.
-MMM, MMM, MMM!
MU SHU MAGGOTS!
SATISFACTIFYING
WHAT'S FOR DESSERT?
-A FORTUNE COCKROACH.
-PUMBAA:
OH, BOY!
-HMM.
-WHAT'S IT SAY?
WHAT'S OUR FORTUNE?
COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.
-UH, CONFU...
(MUMBLING)
-I THINK IT'S PRONOUNCED...
-I KNOW HOW IT'S PRONOUNCED,
PUMBAA.
I WAS JUST SOUNDING IT OUT.
(CLEARS THROAT)
"CONFUSION SAYS YOU WILL
SOON BEAR A GREAT REWARD."
(SPITS)
WHAT A BUNCH OF BALONEY!
THESE THINGS NEVER COME TRUE.
-(CRYING)
-(BLOWING RASPBERRY)
-AHH!
-AWW, I THINK
THE LITTLE FELLA'S SAD.
-PUMBS, YOU'RE A GENIUS.
THAT WARTHOG INTUITION
STRIKES AGAIN.
-WE SHOULD CHEER THE KID UP.
-A PANDA CHEERING-UP JOKE.
THERE'S A MILLION OF THEM.
HEY, WHERE YA FROM?
DID YOU KNOW LAST WEEK,
I ACTUALLY LIFTED UP A GIANT
PANDA WITH ONLY ONE FINGER?
THE LIFTING WAS EASY.
THE HARD PART
WAS FINDING A PANDA
WITH ONLY ONE FINGER.
-(RIMSHOT)
-OOH, OH!
STOP. MY SIDES.
PSST. YOU KNOW,
I'D TAKE YOUR PICTURE,
BUT I'VE ONLY GOT COLOR FILM.
-(RIMSHOT)
-COLOR FILM! OH.
HEY, CHEER UP, KID.
IT'S NOT LIKE
YOU'RE LOST AND COLD,
AND ALONE, AND AFRAID YOU MAY
NEVER SEE YOUR PARENTS AGAIN.
-(CRYING)
-HE'S LOST HIS MOM AND POP.
MAYBE WE SHOULD HELP HIM
FIND THEM.
GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY
WE SHOULD HELP THIS BEAR.
-THAT'S IT.
-WHAT'S WHAT?
-MWAH!
OUR FORTUNE!
"BEAR A GREAT REWARD."
-BUT YOU SAID...
-FORGET WHAT I SAID.
THIS IS A BEAR, RIGHT?
AND ACCORDING TO OUR FORTUNE,
IF WE RETURN THIS BEAR
TO HIS PARENTS...
(GRUNTING)
WE'LL GET A BIG REWARD.
OH. ONE LITTLE, TWO LITTLE,
THREE LITTLE DOLLARS!
FOUR LITTLE, FIVE LITTLE,
SIX LITTLE DOLLARS!
SEVEN LITTLE, EIGHT LITTLE,
NINE LITTLE DOLLARS!
- ♪ LOOKS LIKE
OUR FORTUNES ARE WRONG ♪
-THAT'S NOT HOW IT GOES.
-WHAT DO YOU THINK, KID?
-DON'T TELL ME.
YOU'RE AFRAID OF HEIGHTS.
-IT DOESN'T
LOOK SAFE ANYHOW, TIMON.
WE'D NEVER MAKE IT ACROSS.
-(LAUGHS)
DON'T TALK NONSENSE.
IT'S PERFECTLY SAFE.
THEY SEND PEOPLE OUT TO INSPECT
THESE THINGS, YA KNOW?
-(THUDS)
-(CHUCKLES)
YOU FIRST.
WOW! WHAT A VIEW!
-(GRUNTING)
(YELLS)
(GRUNTS)
(YELLS)
-WE'RE IN TROUBLE.
-(BRAKES SCREECH)
-SMILE.
-(PUMBAA SCREAMING)
-STOP THE INSANITY!
-(CRASHING)
-(CAT YOWLS)
-(GRUNTS)
-TIMON? WHERE'S TIMON?
-(GRUNTING)
LET'S GO. AND BRING
THE PLUSH TOY WITH YOU.
(GRUNTS)
OH, GREAT. A WALL.
WHY WOULD ANYONE IN THEIR
RIGHT MINDS BUILD A WALL HERE?
-MAYBE IT WAS BUILT BY THE GREAT
EMPEROR SHUG HUANDI
OF THE CHIN DYNASTY
OVER 2,000 YEARS AGO
TO PROTECT AGAINST
THE INVASION OF BARBARIC NOMADS.
-STOP THAT MINDLESS PRATTLE,
PUMBAA. I'M THINKING.
-WE'LL NEVER GET OVER.
-NOT OVER, PUMBAA, UNDER.
-OOH, UNDER.
-BEFORE WE CONTINUE, MAY I ASK
YOU A FEW PERSONAL QUESTIONS?
ANY FEAR OF TUNNELS?
FEAR OF THE DARK?
ANY SOIL ALLERGIES?
ANY AVERSION TO WORMS, SPIDERS,
GOPHERS, MOLES, GROUNDHOGS,
RABBITS, SNAKES,
INSURANCE SALESMAN, BEETLES,
BALLOONS, OR ANY VARIETY
OF EARTH-BURROWING ANIMAL
OR SUBTERRANEAN INSECT?
ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY,
INTO THE POOL.
-BUT, TIMON.
-WHAT NOW?
-I'M NOT GONNA FIT.
-HMM, YOU'RE RIGHT.
WE'LL SEND THE BEAR IN FIRST.
(GRUNTING)
WHEW. PUMBAA, I'M GONNA
NEED SOME HELP HERE.
PUMBAA?
PUMBAA, WHERE'D YOU GO?
-HAKUNA MATATA!
-(SCREAMING)
-(PUMBAA SCREAMS)
-(GRUNTS)
-(PUMBAA AND PANDA SCREAMING)
-(GRUNTING)
OH, NO REWARD IS WORTH THIS.
HEY, LOOK!
SOMEBODY LEFT A SUITCASE
OUT HERE IN THE MIDDLE
OF NOWHERE.
-BUT ISN'T THAT...
-SAY,
THIS IS OUR SUITCASE.
YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?
-WE'RE BACK WHERE WE STARTED?
-WE'RE BACK WHERE WE STARTED.
-POOR LITTLE FELLA.
WE'LL NEVER FIND HIS FOLKS NOW.
-WELL, MAYBE
IT'S BETTER THAT WAY.
I MEAN, WHAT KIND OF PARENTS
WOULD LOSE THEIR KID
IN THE FIRST PLACE?
-UH, TIMON...
-I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT KIND, PUMBAA.
CARELESS PARENTS.
CARELESS AND QUARTZY,
HALF-BAKED, RECKLESS,
MUTTON-TOPPED, HAIR-BRAINED...
-(ROARS)
-(COOS)
-(COOING)
-HEY, HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK
OUR REWARD'S GONNA BE?
FIVE HUNDRED, A THOUSAND,
TEN THOUSAND?
-(CASH REGISTER BELL DINGING)
-I THINK WE ALREADY GOT IT.
-HUH?
YOU'RE RIGHT, PUMBAA.
-(BLOWS NOSE)
-VIRTUE IS ITS OWN REWARD.
COME ON, LET'S LEAVE
THE HAPPY FAMILY ALONE.
-(SOBBING)
-PUMBAA: LOOK, TIMON,
RHINO TRIPLETS.
THEY LOOK SO SAD.
I'LL BET THEY'RE LOST.
MAYBE WE SHOULD HELP THEM
FIND THEIR PARENTS.
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
-PUMBAA, I SAY...
WE'RE GONNA BE RICH!
-(ALL SNORING)
-(YAWNING)
-OW! HEY!
(BLUBBERS)
WHAT WAS THAT?
-THAT WAS YOUR ALARM CLONK.
-(LAUGHING)
-(GULPS, SMACKS LIPS)
OH, YEAH!
-(BARKS)
-(CHUCKLES)
SORRY THERE, EDDY.
FINDERS KEEPERS,
SLEEPERS WEEPERS.
(CHUCKLES, YAWNS)
-(GROWLING)
(YELPING)
-NOW, NOW, BANZAI.
IT'S NOT NICE TO STEAL.
THAT KIND OF BEHAVIOR
IS JUST PLAIN SHAMELESS.
WHY, I'D EVEN SAY IT'S...
BREAKFAST!
-BOTH:
BREAKFAST?
-YEAH. AND I THINK
YOU'LL FIND WE HAVE
A LOVELY SELECTION
TO CHOOSE FROM THIS MORNING.
-♪ LA LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA ♪
AW, THERE YOU GO.
♪♪ (HUMMING)
OH, MY.
-DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE?
-(LAUGHING)
-OH, YEAH.
(BLUBBERS)
OH, NO!
COME ON! WHAT ARE YOU,
SOME KIND OF BIRDBRAIN?
WE AIN'T NEVER GONNA
GET OUR PAWS ON
A MOTHER OSTRICH WHO'S GOT,
LIKE, 300 POUNDS ON US.
WELL, FIRST OF ALL,
YOU SHOULD NEVER MENTION
A WOMAN'S WEIGHT.
AND SECOND OF ALL,
IT AIN'T THE OSTRICH
WE'RE GOING AFTER.
IT'S THE OMELET.
-BANZAI:
OOH, THE EGG.
YOU GONNA TRY FOR THE EGG?
OOH, MAN, YOU OUGHTA HAVE
YOUR HEAD EGGS-AMINED.
-MMM, FRIED EGGS, POACHED EGGS.
-FORGET IT.
-EGGS BENEDICT,
EGG FOO YONG.
-UH-UH, ABSOLUTELY NOT.
-SHENZI: EGG SALAD AND EGGPLANT
ON EGG BREAD WITH EGG CUSTARD.
-AND EGGNOG?
-EGGS-ACTLY.
-AH. HMM, OKAY.
OKAY, I'LL DO IT.
MAN, I'LL DO IT.
JUST PLEASE STOP EGGING ME ON.
-(ALL LAUGHING)
-OKAY, BOYS,
IT'S TIME TO SCRAMBLE.
♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪
♪ LA LA LA LA LA♪
-SHH.
-(ALARMS BLARING)
-(ALL SCREAMING)
(ALL SCREAMING)
-IT'S NOT NICE TO STEAL,
YA KNOW?
♪ OH, LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA LA ♪
♪ LA LA LA LA LA♪
♪ OH, LA LA LA LA... ♪
-THE PERFECT OSTRICH ELIMINATOR.
AND NOW, WHAT TIME IS IT?
-BREAKFAST TIME.
(CHUCKLES)
-(ALL SCREAMING)
IT'S NOT NICE TO STEAL,
YA KNOW?
-(ALL SCREAMING)
-THAT WASN'T SO BAD.
-(ALL LAUGHING)
-(ALL SCREAMING)
-♪ OH, LA LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA ♪
-♪ LA LA LA LA... ♪
-SHENZI: OW!
THAT WAS MY FOOT.
-(WHIMPERING)
-SHENZI: I'M TELLING
YOU, BANZAI,
I DO NOT DIG THIS IDEA.
-BANZAI: YEAH, WELL, IF YOU
WOULD, WE'D BE THERE BY NOW.
SO KEEP TUNNELING.
WE'RE ALMOST UNDER THE EGG.
-WELL, HOW DO YOU KNOW
WHICH WAY TO GO?
-EASY, MAKE A RIGHT.
-(THUDDING)
-NO, MAKE A STRAIGHT.
-(THUDS)
-(GROANS)
-OSTRICH: WELL, I THINK
YOU SHOULD GO LEFT.
-BANZAI: LEFT? RIGHT!
-(ALL SCREAMING)
-IT'S NOT NICE TO STEAL,
YA KNOW?
-(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
-SHENZI, I DON'T THINK WE'RE
IN KENYA ANYMORE, BABE.
-(HORN HONKS)
-(LAUGHING)
-♪ OH, LA LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA ♪
-OH, MAN, IF WE STEER HIM
JUST RIGHT,
HE'S GONNA FLATTEN HER
LIKE A PANCAKE.
-WITH A SIDE OF EGGS FOR US.
-(ALL LAUGHING)
-(THUDDING FOOTFALLS)
-OKAY, CAN IT.
HERE HE COMES.
ROAD WORK. DETOUR.
-YEAH, FOLLOW THE SIGNS.
-(TRUMPETS)
-(SNORTS)
-HELLO. ANYBODY HOME?
WE GOT A JOB TO DO HERE, DUMBO.
-SO, GET PACKIN', YA PACHYDERM.
-(GROANS)
-♪ LA LA LA LA LA... ♪
-SHENZI: THERE YOU GO.
STRAIGHT AHEAD.
-(ALL CHUCKLING)
-BANZAI: ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.
COOL. COME ON, BROTHER.
-(IRREGULAR INHALING)
-UH-OH.
-(TRUMPETING SNEEZE)
-(THUD)
-OH, BLESS YOU.
-THANK YOU, MA'AM.
IT'S NOT NICE TO STEAL,
YA KNOW?
-OH, NOW, COME ON, SHENZI.
YOU DON'T GOTTA WALK CIRCLES
OVER THIS THING NOW.
-BUT I WANT THAT EGG!
THERE'S GOTTA BE SOME WAY
OF EGGING HER OFF THAT EGG.
-(BUZZING)
-(LAUGHING)
ED, YOU'RE A GENIUS!
-WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
-I MEAN,
BIRDS OF A FEATHER
GOTTA STICK TOGETHER.
-♪♪ (HUMMING)
-ALL:
♪ AND DOWN WILL COME BABY ♪
♪ EGG SHELL AND ALL ♪
-MY GOODNESS, A LOVELY DAY FOR
EGG SITTING, WOULDN'T YOU AGREE?
- OH, MY, YES.
-(BANZAI CLEARS THROAT)
AND AN EVEN LOVELIER DAY
TO PUT ONE'S HEAD IN THE SAND.
AHEM, WOULDN'T YOU SAY?
-OOH, WHAT A LOVELY IDEA.
-YES. ISN'T IT, THOUGH?
-OSTRICH:
HELLO? OH, HELLO?
OH.
WELL, I JUST DON'T KNOW.
-WELL, BOYS,
PERSISTENCE PAYS OFF.
AND NOW, THIS EGG BELONGS TO ME.
-WHOA-HO-HO! WAIT A MINUTE NOW.
YOU DON'T DO THAT.
THIS EGG IS MINE.
-(MUTTERING)
-EGG? EGG?
THAT'S FUNNY.
I DON'T SEE NO STINKIN' EGG.
-(TEETH CHATTERING)
-BUT HOLD THE PHONE, JERKY.
I DO SEE THREE
HELPLESS LITTLE BABIES.
AWW, WHAT'S THE MATTER?
YOU LOSE YOUR MOTHER?
WELL, SINCE YA LOST YOUR MOTHER,
MAYBE YOUSE CAN
FIND HER DOWN THERE.
-(ALL GASPING)
-HIGH, AIN'T IT?
BYE! AIN'T IT?
-OSTRICH:
WHY, JUNIOR!
-UH, YES, MA'AM.
-REMEMBER WHAT I ALWAYS SAY.
IT'S NOT NICE TO STEAL NOW.
-(WHIMPERING)
-AND SPEAKING OF WHICH,
I BELIEVE THIS BELONGS TO YOU.
-(ALL SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
-ANYONE FOR AN EGG ROLL?
-(HORN HONKING)
-(LAUGHING)
-♪ RUM DUM DUM DUM ♪
♪ DUM DUM DUM DUM ♪
♪ DOM DOM DOM DOM ♪
♪ RUM DUM DUM DUM ♪
♪ DUM DUM DUM DUM ♪
-♪ WHEN THE NIGHT HAS COME ♪
♪ AND THE LAND IS DARK ♪
♪ AND THE MOON IS THE ONLY ♪
♪ LIGHT WE'LL SEE ♪
♪ OH, I WON'T BE AFRAID ♪
♪ NO, I WON'T BE AFRAID ♪
♪ JUST AS LONG AS YOU STAND ♪
♪ STAND BY ME ♪
♪ SO, PUMBAA, PUMBAA ♪
♪ STAND BY ME ♪
♪ WHOA, STAND BY ME ♪
♪ WHOA, STAND ♪
-(GROANING)
-♪ STAND BY ME ♪
♪ STAND BY ME ♪
-(SNIFFING)
-(BUZZING)
♪ IF THE SKY
THAT WE LOOK UPON ♪
♪ SHOULD TUMBLE AND FALL ♪
♪ OR THE MOUNTAINS ♪
♪ THEY SHOULD CRUMBLE
TO THE SEA ♪
♪ I WON'T CRY ♪
-YOU WON'T CRY?
-♪ NO, I WON'T SHED A TEAR ♪
-WON'T SHED A TEAR?
-♪ JUST AS LONG ♪
♪ AS YOU STAND ♪
♪ STAND BY ME ♪
♪ SO, PUMBAA, PUMBAA ♪
♪ STAND BY ME ♪
-(GASPS)
♪ WHOA, WON'T YOU STAND BY ME ♪
♪ WHOA, STAND ♪
-(GROWLING)
♪ STAND BY ME ♪
-UH, I DON'T THINK
I LIKE THIS SONG!
(SCREAMING, GROANING)
-♪ SO, PUMBAA, PUMBAA ♪
♪ STAND BY ME ♪
-(HORN HONKING)
-♪ OH, WON'T YOU STAND BY ME ♪
♪ OH, STAND ♪
-(CLUCKING)
-COME ON!
♪ STAND BY ME ♪
-(SIREN BLARING)
-♪ STAND BY ME ♪
-TIMON!
-YES?
-CAN I SING THE NEXT SONG?
-SURE, AS LONG
AS YOU STAND BY ME.
-FAIR ENOUGH.
-♪ WHENEVER YOU'RE IN TROUBLE ♪
♪ WON'T YOU STAND BY ME ♪
♪ OH, WON'T YOU STAND BY ME ♪
♪ I KNOW YOU NEED ME ♪
♪ STAND BY ME ♪
♪ OH ♪
♪ STAND BY ME ♪
♪ OH... ♪