The Sylvester & Tweety Mysteries (1995–2001): Season 5, Episode 4 - The Tail End/This Is the End - full transcript
[theme song]
♪ Whenever there's a crime
or trouble ♪
♪ That no one can solve
at all it seems ♪
♪ That's when they
come in on the double ♪
♪ Sylvester & Tweety
Mysteries ♪
♪ It might be day or night
whenever ♪
♪ Conditions are right
for them to flee ♪
♪ Somehow it all
still fits together ♪
♪ Sylvester & Tweety
Mysteries ♪
♪ If there's a full moon ♪
♪ An old house
with rotten stairs ♪
♪ Just wook awound you ♪
♪ Chances are we'll be there ♪
♪ Someday I'll eat
that darn canary ♪
♪ And then i'll be happy
yes sirree ♪
♪ But Hector thinks
you should be wary ♪
♪ Sylvester & Tweety
Mysteries ♪
♪ The chase goes on
with each new mission ♪
♪ With backdrops aplenty
globally ♪
♪ And through it all
they're in contention ♪
♪ Sylvester & Tweety ♪
♪ Mysteries ♪♪
[instrumental music]
[indistinct chatter]
Take your seats, class.
My name is..
...Granny.
And I'm your substitute
teacher for today.
[laughing]
We shall begin today's lesson
with science
using my pets, Tweety, Hector
and Sylvester .
[snoring]
- Huh?
- This is tweety.
'Serinus Canarius. A bird.'
'And it's the early bird
which catches the worm.'
Heh-heh-heh.
Ooh, that widdle birdie must
like the taste of chalk.
[indistinct chatter]
Now pay close attention, class.
This is Felis Catus,
a house cat. He loves milk.
'But like his bigger cousins
in the jungle'
'the house cat
loves to hunt for food.'
Come on, cat. Go get him.
Ooh, better wook out
wittle birdie.
(Granny)
'And cats love to eat birds,
as you know.'
[gasps]
I can't watch.
[bell tolling]
[indistinct chatter]
Ten minutes recess, children.
Saved by the bell.
C'est la vie.
Oh, it was a nice thought.
Wait, if it worked for granny
why, it'll be a cinch for me.
Geronimo!
[crash]
What I won't do for a meal.
[humming]
Hmm, now, where to begin.
[instrumental music]
Twelve famous artists
taught me to do this.
Time for a real meal.
[honk]
[screeching]
thomp
thwap
[dramatic music]
Whew! I'm getting pooped
just watching.
- Hey, poochie, help.
- Huh? Huh?
[growling]
[barking]
[chokes]
Grrr
You've got to unhook
your weash first.
Huh?
Hmm! Hmm!
Puddy needs some
artistic supervision.
(Sylvester)
First I've gotta
take care of flea brain.
[chuckling]
[thudding]
Aah!
[groans]
Thanks for dropping in.
[chuckling]
Grrr
[pencil sharpener grinds]
Remember, the pen is mightier
than the sword.
But this is chalk.
Pretty fishies.
[whistles]
Uh-oh.
Hey, give us a taste.
[screaming]
I didn't know puddy liked water.
Hold the tartar sauce.
[shatters]
Hup two, three, four.
Hup two, three, four.
Hup two, three, four.
Geronimo.
[instrumental music]
Ooh.
One, two, three, draw.
[instrumental music]
[thuds]
Huh?
[rumbing]
[squelching]
[hector chuckles]
puff
[laughing]
Grrr
Hmm, I think I have time
for a snack.
Aha!
Gulp. Yummy.
Hmm?
[instrumental music]
[train whistle blowing]
[crash]
[toot toot]
splash
[chomping]
[chuckling]
[chomping]
[engine whirring]
crash
One side.
[instrumental music]
[Sylvester chuckles]
He went right under him.
If that's the best
you can do..
[chuckling]
[mumbling]
[insturmental music]
Here's what I think
of your s-s-sphinx, daddy-o.
Like..
[roaring]
...man
[gasps]
screech
[cranking]
[instrumental music]
[indistinct chatter]
Play ball!
[gruntign]
[thuds]
[grunting]
Ha! I couldn't have
drawn this better myself.
Jack Hamm, eat your heart out.
(Granny)
Foul ball!
[grunting]
Wooks like he's out.
[bell tolling]
Come on, children,
form a straight line.
Recess is over, back to..
Oh, my.
What happened to this classroom?
- Hector. Sylvester.
- Hmm?
I can't leave you two
alone for a minute.
[chuckling]
Unlike my poor little birdie
'who's been good all this
time.'
You two can spend the rest
of today in detention.
Now to straighten up.
Well, that finishes
science for today.
Now, please open your
grammar book to page 41.
Next she'll give me homework.
♪ Funny tales can come true ♪
♪ They can happen to you ♪
♪ When you're tweety at heart ♪♪
[theme music]
♪ Whenever there's a crime
or trouble ♪
♪ That no one can solve
at all it seems ♪
♪ That's when they
come in on the double ♪
♪ Sylvester & Tweety
Mysteries ♪
♪ It might be day or night
whenever ♪
♪ Conditions are right
for them to flee ♪
♪ Somehow it all
still fits together ♪
♪ Sylvester & Tweety
Mysteries ♪
♪ If there's a full moon ♪
♪ An old house
with rotten stairs ♪
♪ Just wook awound you ♪
♪ Chances are we'll be there ♪
♪ Someday I'll eat
that darn canary ♪
♪ And then i'll be happy
yes sirree ♪
♪ But Hector thinks
you should be wary ♪
♪ Sylvester & Tweety
Mysteries ♪
♪ The chase goes on
with each new mission ♪
♪ With backdrops aplenty
globally ♪
♪ And through it all
they're in contention ♪
♪ Sylvester & Tweety ♪
♪ Mysteries ♪♪
[instrumental music]
[indistinct chatter]
Take your seats, class.
My name is..
...Granny.
And I'm your substitute
teacher for today.
[laughing]
We shall begin today's lesson
with science
using my pets, Tweety, Hector
and Sylvester .
[snoring]
- Huh?
- This is tweety.
'Serinus Canarius. A bird.'
'And it's the early bird
which catches the worm.'
Heh-heh-heh.
Ooh, that widdle birdie must
like the taste of chalk.
[indistinct chatter]
Now pay close attention, class.
This is Felis Catus,
a house cat. He loves milk.
'But like his bigger cousins
in the jungle'
'the house cat
loves to hunt for food.'
Come on, cat. Go get him.
Ooh, better wook out
wittle birdie.
(Granny)
'And cats love to eat birds,
as you know.'
[gasps]
I can't watch.
[bell tolling]
[indistinct chatter]
Ten minutes recess, children.
Saved by the bell.
C'est la vie.
Oh, it was a nice thought.
Wait, if it worked for granny
why, it'll be a cinch for me.
Geronimo!
[crash]
What I won't do for a meal.
[humming]
Hmm, now, where to begin.
[instrumental music]
Twelve famous artists
taught me to do this.
Time for a real meal.
[honk]
[screeching]
thomp
thwap
[dramatic music]
Whew! I'm getting pooped
just watching.
- Hey, poochie, help.
- Huh? Huh?
[growling]
[barking]
[chokes]
Grrr
You've got to unhook
your weash first.
Huh?
Hmm! Hmm!
Puddy needs some
artistic supervision.
(Sylvester)
First I've gotta
take care of flea brain.
[chuckling]
[thudding]
Aah!
[groans]
Thanks for dropping in.
[chuckling]
Grrr
[pencil sharpener grinds]
Remember, the pen is mightier
than the sword.
But this is chalk.
Pretty fishies.
[whistles]
Uh-oh.
Hey, give us a taste.
[screaming]
I didn't know puddy liked water.
Hold the tartar sauce.
[shatters]
Hup two, three, four.
Hup two, three, four.
Hup two, three, four.
Geronimo.
[instrumental music]
Ooh.
One, two, three, draw.
[instrumental music]
[thuds]
Huh?
[rumbing]
[squelching]
[hector chuckles]
puff
[laughing]
Grrr
Hmm, I think I have time
for a snack.
Aha!
Gulp. Yummy.
Hmm?
[instrumental music]
[train whistle blowing]
[crash]
[toot toot]
splash
[chomping]
[chuckling]
[chomping]
[engine whirring]
crash
One side.
[instrumental music]
[Sylvester chuckles]
He went right under him.
If that's the best
you can do..
[chuckling]
[mumbling]
[insturmental music]
Here's what I think
of your s-s-sphinx, daddy-o.
Like..
[roaring]
...man
[gasps]
screech
[cranking]
[instrumental music]
[indistinct chatter]
Play ball!
[gruntign]
[thuds]
[grunting]
Ha! I couldn't have
drawn this better myself.
Jack Hamm, eat your heart out.
(Granny)
Foul ball!
[grunting]
Wooks like he's out.
[bell tolling]
Come on, children,
form a straight line.
Recess is over, back to..
Oh, my.
What happened to this classroom?
- Hector. Sylvester.
- Hmm?
I can't leave you two
alone for a minute.
[chuckling]
Unlike my poor little birdie
'who's been good all this
time.'
You two can spend the rest
of today in detention.
Now to straighten up.
Well, that finishes
science for today.
Now, please open your
grammar book to page 41.
Next she'll give me homework.
♪ Funny tales can come true ♪
♪ They can happen to you ♪
♪ When you're tweety at heart ♪♪
[theme music]