The Sylvester & Tweety Mysteries (1995–2001): Season 5, Episode 3 - Blackboard Jumble/What's the Frequency Kitty? - full transcript
In The Blackboard Jumble Sylvester and Hector face off in a duel of wits and drawing, armed with colored chalk.
[instrumental music]
[theme song]
♪ Whenever there's a crime
or trouble ♪
♪ That no one can solve
at all it seems ♪
♪ That's when they come
and on the double ♪
♪ Sylvester
and Tweety mysteries ♪
♪ It might be day
or night whenever ♪
♪ Conditions are right
for them to flee ♪
♪ Somehow it all
still fits together ♪
♪ Sylvester
and Tweety mysteries ♪
♪ If there's a full moon ♪
♪ An old house
with rotten stairs ♪
♪ Just look awound you ♪
♪ Chances are we'll be there ♪
♪ Someday I'll eat
that darn canary ♪
♪ And then I'll be happy
yes siree ♪
♪ But Hector thinks
you should be wary ♪
♪ Sylvester
and Tweety mysteries ♪
♪ The chase goes on
with each new mission ♪
♪ With backdrops
a-plenty globally ♪
♪ And through it all
they're in contention ♪
♪ Sylvester and Tweety ♪
♪ Mysteries ♪♪
[instrumental music]
(Sylvester)
Seoul, Korea.
Granny was here to visit her
old honorable friend Mr. Kim
who just inherited
a silk factory.
On the way, we stopped at
the neighborhood marketplace
so we could sample
some of the local cuisine.
Hm.
Fruit and grain?
That won't satisfy
this pussycat.
Ma'am, would you like
to try some kimchi?
Why, goodness gracious, yes.
Mm, this is wonderful.
Mm, you boys must
simply try this.
[horn blares]
[gasps]
[shrieking]
Yow. Ooh. Ooh!
Oh, Sylvester,
don't be so finicky.
All of this strange food
has made me lose
my delicate appetite.
Then again, I could go
for a little Tweety tartar.
Wook at all the tooties.
boing
Mnm-mnm-mnm.
Ouch!
[mumbling]
[laughing]
This is the most fun I've had
since I went
on that African safari
with Mr. Roosevelt.
Oh, Honorable Granny.
It is so good
that you are here.
(both)
Oh!
Oh, my. Why the long face
on such a happy occasion?
Please forgive my unhappiness,
but I can't show my factory.
For all of my silkworms,
save one, are gone.
Gone? Oh, goodie!
It's a mystery!
Pwedictable, isn't she?
Uh, but y-you, I..
Uh, just, uh.. wait! Please!
Granny, wait!
Hm. That's odd.
No signs of a break-in.
No fingerprints, nothing!
Uh, uh..
[yawning]
Sylvester, I'm putting
you in charge
of guarding the last silkworm.
Huh?
[burps]
Hector, Tweety, follow me.
Please, Honorable Granny,
there is something I must--
Don't worry, old friend.
I can't talk now.
Every second the case is delayed
our trail of clues grows colder!
[sighs]
Oh, boy.
I get to guard a worm.
Oh!
[shrieking]
burp
Huh! Ravenous little critter!
So what else can you do, hm?
whoosh whoosh
[grunting]
Oh!
[whirring]
burp
Say, all this feeding
is makin' me hungry.
Wait a minute.
If birds like worms..
Huh, that's it!
I'll use Tweety's
appetite for worms
to satisfy my appetite
for birds!
[Hector sniffing]
Granny, but
but I must tell--
Keep a sharp eye out
for those worms, boys.
Oh.
Here, wormy, wormy!
Huh!
Mr. Wormy!
Oh!
Hey! There's one
of them silkworms now!
I better show Dwanny. Oof!
[evil laughter]
My plan is functioning
flawlessly.
Got ya!
Oops.
whirr whirr
[gasping]
[grunting]
[whirring]
Now if I were a silkworm,
where would I go off to?
[gasps]
Ah! There you are!
Now if I were a Tweety bird,
where would I go off to?
Maybe if I got up higher
I could spot that delectable
Tweety morsel.
Hey there, wittle worm.
Come back here!
Ooh!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
How humiliating.
I feel I should call
somebody master.
There has to be a clue
around here somewhere.
Hm. I wonder
what's behind this door.
No, Honorable Granny, you must
not yet open this door!
As a professional investigator,
I must open this door.
[grunting]
Oh, no, my moths!
Help me! Help me!
Oh, oh, oh, my goodness.
Where did all the moths
come form?
Oh, my. These mothballs aren't
working very well, Mr. Kim.
Perhaps you want to get
some new ones.
sniff sniff
Hm?
[grunting]
snap
[whimpering]
Oh! Oh!
Ah! Oh!
slurp slurp slurp
[yelling]
Hey, where are you goin'?
You know, he's makin' it
awfully difficult
for me to catch him!
[evil laughter]
thud
buzz buzz
Ow.
[growling]
[clamoring]
That's entertainment, folks!
Of course, if they were
superhewoes
it would be hot.
Hey, worm! Stop!
Don't worry, wittle worm.
I'm not gonna hurt you.
I'm just gonna
take you to Gwanny.
Mother of mercy,
that was brutal.
But now I got you!
Uh-oh. We're in
a predicament now!
How do we get out of this?
Hmm.
buzz
Whoa-whoa ha-ha-haa!
This is sheer madness!
[grunting]
Come back here, you two-faced
slippery songbird!
(Tweety)
Help! Hector! That bad old
puddy tat is after us again!
thud
Bazook!
[machine whirring]
[screams]
[laughs]
Aw, wooks like poor puddy
is all dressed and pressed
with no place to go.
My, we've searched
everywhere without a clue
as to what happened
to those silkworms.
What's going on around here?
Sylvester, why is the worm
with Hector and Tweety?
'Didn't I put you in charge
of guarding him?'
- Hm?
- Ooh!
Well, what do you know?
We've got a case to solve here
and you're lying down
on the job?
I'm trying very hard
to crack this mystery.
[chirps]
What is it, Tweety?
Oh, my, what is this
little organic pustule?
snap
[gasps]
Oh, my stars!
The mystery is solved!
The worms haven't disappeared.
They've transformed.
[sighs]
Granny, I tried
to tell you that a long time ago
but you were too caught up
in your own mystery to listen.
[laughing]
Well, I guess we all
learned a lesson today.
Yeah, never trust a worm
to do a cat's work.
Silly puddy should have known
that I'm a strict vegetawian.
[laughs]
[theme music]
[theme song]
♪ Whenever there's a crime
or trouble ♪
♪ That no one can solve
at all it seems ♪
♪ That's when they come
and on the double ♪
♪ Sylvester
and Tweety mysteries ♪
♪ It might be day
or night whenever ♪
♪ Conditions are right
for them to flee ♪
♪ Somehow it all
still fits together ♪
♪ Sylvester
and Tweety mysteries ♪
♪ If there's a full moon ♪
♪ An old house
with rotten stairs ♪
♪ Just look awound you ♪
♪ Chances are we'll be there ♪
♪ Someday I'll eat
that darn canary ♪
♪ And then I'll be happy
yes siree ♪
♪ But Hector thinks
you should be wary ♪
♪ Sylvester
and Tweety mysteries ♪
♪ The chase goes on
with each new mission ♪
♪ With backdrops
a-plenty globally ♪
♪ And through it all
they're in contention ♪
♪ Sylvester and Tweety ♪
♪ Mysteries ♪♪
[instrumental music]
(Sylvester)
Seoul, Korea.
Granny was here to visit her
old honorable friend Mr. Kim
who just inherited
a silk factory.
On the way, we stopped at
the neighborhood marketplace
so we could sample
some of the local cuisine.
Hm.
Fruit and grain?
That won't satisfy
this pussycat.
Ma'am, would you like
to try some kimchi?
Why, goodness gracious, yes.
Mm, this is wonderful.
Mm, you boys must
simply try this.
[horn blares]
[gasps]
[shrieking]
Yow. Ooh. Ooh!
Oh, Sylvester,
don't be so finicky.
All of this strange food
has made me lose
my delicate appetite.
Then again, I could go
for a little Tweety tartar.
Wook at all the tooties.
boing
Mnm-mnm-mnm.
Ouch!
[mumbling]
[laughing]
This is the most fun I've had
since I went
on that African safari
with Mr. Roosevelt.
Oh, Honorable Granny.
It is so good
that you are here.
(both)
Oh!
Oh, my. Why the long face
on such a happy occasion?
Please forgive my unhappiness,
but I can't show my factory.
For all of my silkworms,
save one, are gone.
Gone? Oh, goodie!
It's a mystery!
Pwedictable, isn't she?
Uh, but y-you, I..
Uh, just, uh.. wait! Please!
Granny, wait!
Hm. That's odd.
No signs of a break-in.
No fingerprints, nothing!
Uh, uh..
[yawning]
Sylvester, I'm putting
you in charge
of guarding the last silkworm.
Huh?
[burps]
Hector, Tweety, follow me.
Please, Honorable Granny,
there is something I must--
Don't worry, old friend.
I can't talk now.
Every second the case is delayed
our trail of clues grows colder!
[sighs]
Oh, boy.
I get to guard a worm.
Oh!
[shrieking]
burp
Huh! Ravenous little critter!
So what else can you do, hm?
whoosh whoosh
[grunting]
Oh!
[whirring]
burp
Say, all this feeding
is makin' me hungry.
Wait a minute.
If birds like worms..
Huh, that's it!
I'll use Tweety's
appetite for worms
to satisfy my appetite
for birds!
[Hector sniffing]
Granny, but
but I must tell--
Keep a sharp eye out
for those worms, boys.
Oh.
Here, wormy, wormy!
Huh!
Mr. Wormy!
Oh!
Hey! There's one
of them silkworms now!
I better show Dwanny. Oof!
[evil laughter]
My plan is functioning
flawlessly.
Got ya!
Oops.
whirr whirr
[gasping]
[grunting]
[whirring]
Now if I were a silkworm,
where would I go off to?
[gasps]
Ah! There you are!
Now if I were a Tweety bird,
where would I go off to?
Maybe if I got up higher
I could spot that delectable
Tweety morsel.
Hey there, wittle worm.
Come back here!
Ooh!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
How humiliating.
I feel I should call
somebody master.
There has to be a clue
around here somewhere.
Hm. I wonder
what's behind this door.
No, Honorable Granny, you must
not yet open this door!
As a professional investigator,
I must open this door.
[grunting]
Oh, no, my moths!
Help me! Help me!
Oh, oh, oh, my goodness.
Where did all the moths
come form?
Oh, my. These mothballs aren't
working very well, Mr. Kim.
Perhaps you want to get
some new ones.
sniff sniff
Hm?
[grunting]
snap
[whimpering]
Oh! Oh!
Ah! Oh!
slurp slurp slurp
[yelling]
Hey, where are you goin'?
You know, he's makin' it
awfully difficult
for me to catch him!
[evil laughter]
thud
buzz buzz
Ow.
[growling]
[clamoring]
That's entertainment, folks!
Of course, if they were
superhewoes
it would be hot.
Hey, worm! Stop!
Don't worry, wittle worm.
I'm not gonna hurt you.
I'm just gonna
take you to Gwanny.
Mother of mercy,
that was brutal.
But now I got you!
Uh-oh. We're in
a predicament now!
How do we get out of this?
Hmm.
buzz
Whoa-whoa ha-ha-haa!
This is sheer madness!
[grunting]
Come back here, you two-faced
slippery songbird!
(Tweety)
Help! Hector! That bad old
puddy tat is after us again!
thud
Bazook!
[machine whirring]
[screams]
[laughs]
Aw, wooks like poor puddy
is all dressed and pressed
with no place to go.
My, we've searched
everywhere without a clue
as to what happened
to those silkworms.
What's going on around here?
Sylvester, why is the worm
with Hector and Tweety?
'Didn't I put you in charge
of guarding him?'
- Hm?
- Ooh!
Well, what do you know?
We've got a case to solve here
and you're lying down
on the job?
I'm trying very hard
to crack this mystery.
[chirps]
What is it, Tweety?
Oh, my, what is this
little organic pustule?
snap
[gasps]
Oh, my stars!
The mystery is solved!
The worms haven't disappeared.
They've transformed.
[sighs]
Granny, I tried
to tell you that a long time ago
but you were too caught up
in your own mystery to listen.
[laughing]
Well, I guess we all
learned a lesson today.
Yeah, never trust a worm
to do a cat's work.
Silly puddy should have known
that I'm a strict vegetawian.
[laughs]
[theme music]