The Sylvester & Tweety Mysteries (1995–2001): Season 4, Episode 9 - Son of Roswell That Ends Well/A Mynah Problem - full transcript
[instrumental music]
(Sylvester)
Our latest trip found us
in Las Vegas, Nevada.
Family theme park capital
of the western hemisphere.
[music continues]
[Sylvester laughing]
I'm not much of a gambler,
but I'll bet that
when it comes to dining
on a certain feathery snack
my luck's about to change.
[squeaking]
whack
Yeow!
Bet you didn't see that one
coming, did you, Sylvester?
[music continues]
Oh, I heard about this show.
It's supposed to be the best
one on the strip.
'"Tommy Tettrazinni
and his albino orangutan.'
'"See him juggle
marvel at aerial stunts'
'"cringe at horrendous
spectacle.'
'"After show entertainment.'
The musical styling of Eve
and Eddie in the Monkey Lounge."
(Tommy)
'Help! Help! He's gone!'
He's gone!
[groaning]
Alright, alright,
I'm the house detective.
What's all the commotion about?
Mr. Chee Chee,
the world's only trained
albino orangutan
has been stolen.
[sobbing]
Well, boys, it looks like
we've hit the mystery
jackpot.
[instrumental music]
[theme song]
♪ Whenever there's
a crime or trouble ♪
♪ That no one can solve
at all it seems ♪
♪ That's when they come
and on the double ♪
♪ Sylvester
and Tweety Mysteries ♪
♪ It might be day
or night whenever ♪
♪ Conditions are right
for them to flee ♪
♪ Somehow it all still
fits together ♪
♪ Sylvester
and Tweety Mysteries ♪
♪ If there's a full moon ♪
♪ An old house
with rotten stairs ♪
♪ Just look around you ♪
♪ Chances are we'll be there ♪
♪ Someday I'll eat
that darn canary ♪
♪ And then I'll be happy
yes siree ♪
♪ But Hector thinks
you should be wary ♪
♪ Sylvester
and Tweety Mysteries ♪
♪ The chase goes on
with each new mission ♪
♪ With backdrops
a-plenty globally ♪
♪ And through it all
they're in contention ♪
♪ Sylvester and Tweety ♪
♪ Mysteries ♪♪
[instrumental music]
(Tommy)
'Just give me a few days
to find Mr. Chee Chee.'
Please, Mr. Winner,
it's gonna take time.
(Mr. Winner)
No can do, Tommy.
You've caused
Gluttony International
a bundle in delays.
I've already arranged
for another act
to take your place.
Absolutely, Mr. Winner.
We're charmed
to take over your show.
(Tommy)
'W-wait,
give me another chance.'
'I can do my show
without the monkey.'
(Mr. Winner)
'No dice, pal.
No animal, no show.'
Now if you'll excuse me,
I got slot machines to rig.
(Granny)
'Pardon me, Mr. Winner.'
As world's greatest sleuth
and with your
house detective's help
I'm certain I can find your
missing albino monkey.
But what do I do till then?
This is Vegas,
I put on six shows a night.
Well, why don't you just find
another animal to fill in
till I crack this case.
Eh, come to think of it
I know the perfect replacement.
Hmm?
tap tap tap
[laughing]
(male announcer)
'Ladies and gentleman'
'Gluttony International
hotel and casino'
'proudly presents
Tommy Tettrazinni'
'and the amazing
Mr. Chee Chee.'
[crowd cheering]
Sheesh!
I'm p-p-positively mortified.
[instrumental music]
[humming]
Oh.. Mm..
[shuddering]
Ah!
[screaming]
[groaning]
He's no Liza Minnelli,
but you gotta admit
that putty is one
consummate entertainer.
[crowd applauding]
Granny, your cat
doing the show
gives us time
to solve this case.
You take the casino while
I hunt backstage for clues.
[instrumental music]
[groaning]
Say, watch where you're
going, you old..
I mean.. Sorry, Granny.
Totally, our fault.
Oh, I'm sorry, I wasn't
looking where I was walking.
No, problemo. Honest.
Heh-heh!
My, this is certainly
a lot of gear you have here.
Oh, yeah, we're doing
a song tribute to, uh..
...package delivery services.
- Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.
Oh! Isn't that clever?
Well, if I don't find
Mr. Chee Chee
it looks like you two
will have lots of work.
- Uh, yeah.
- Uh, yeah.
Now, if you don't mind
we gotta a number to rehearse.
What's this?
Oh, my.
This could be important.
I better get this back
to Eve and Eddie.
They probably need it
for their show.
(Tommy)
Ladies and gentleman
for his next trick
Mr. Chee Chee will dive from
high atop of the platform
on to this very stage.
[crowd applauding]
[gulping]
[shuddering]
[growling]
[dramatic music]
But Mr. Chee Chee
isn't gonna dive into
the tank of water
you see here.
No.
Mr. Chee Chee
isn't even gonna
jump into a bucket of water.
No!
Ladies and gentleman
Mr. Chee Chee will jump
from the high platform
into an ordinary..
...glass of water!
[crowd cheering]
[screaming]
Come on, putty,
get this show on the road.
Unh-unh-unh!
I sure hate to do this,
but the show must go on.
[groaning]
[crowd cheering]
[screaming]
[babbling]
[screaming]
splash
squeak squeak
Mr. Chee Chee?
(Granny)
'Yoo-hoo, Mr. House Detective.'
Have you seen
Eve and Eddie around?
This paper belongs to them.
And I believe
it's of some importance.
Oh! So that's what
they are up to, huh?
Good work, Granny, you've
certainly crack this case.
I know Eve and Eddie
will be happy to get it
back.
[instrumental music]
[screaming]
Sufferin' succotash!
This is some life for
a pussy cat to make a livin'.
[screaming]
Ah! Ah! Ah!
[crowd gasping]
[groaning]
[swords clinking]
[crowd applauding]
I'm alive?
I'm alive.
I am alive.
Woo-hoo! I made it!
I made it!
I.. Whoa!
Putty goes all to pieces
over show business.
If anyone needs me I'll be in my
dressing room with a staple gun.
I wonder how Sylvester
did in the show?
Granny, how can
I ever thank you.
The idea to use the pussy cat
as my monkey was genius.
All in a day's work,
Mr. Tettrazinni.
Eh, by the way where'd
Sylvester go off to?
He's off in his
dressing room. Here.
He's gone!
[all gasping]
First my beautiful orangutan
and now the pussy cat.
[sobbing]
Sheesh, this poor guy
is going through partners
faster than Larry King.
Well, we seem to keep losing
our animal acts.
So what would you two say
to a lifetime contract?
- Hey!
- Guard, arrest these couple.
They're the once who kidnapped
Mr. Chee Chee.
And Sylvester, too,
no doubt.
[all gasping]
Allow me to explain.
Granny is the one
who figured it all out.
I did?
When Eve and Eddie bumped
into Granny in the casino
they dropped this piece of paper
exposing their tawdry plans.
'That's when she deduced
that Eve and Eddie'
were trying to get Mr. Chee Chee
out of the picture.
I did?
Oh! Oh! I guess, I did.
Well, looks like Granny deduced
all this monkey business.
Is this true?
sniff sniff sniff
[barking]
[all gasping]
Mr. Chee Chee!
But why?
A very simple motive,
my good man.
Professional jealousy.
Take 'em away, boys!
Now I can get my
old show back.
Yeow! Easy on the whiskers,
you flying feather duster.
Nobody can make a monkey
out of you, putty tat.
[instrumental music]
[theme music]
(Sylvester)
Our latest trip found us
in Las Vegas, Nevada.
Family theme park capital
of the western hemisphere.
[music continues]
[Sylvester laughing]
I'm not much of a gambler,
but I'll bet that
when it comes to dining
on a certain feathery snack
my luck's about to change.
[squeaking]
whack
Yeow!
Bet you didn't see that one
coming, did you, Sylvester?
[music continues]
Oh, I heard about this show.
It's supposed to be the best
one on the strip.
'"Tommy Tettrazinni
and his albino orangutan.'
'"See him juggle
marvel at aerial stunts'
'"cringe at horrendous
spectacle.'
'"After show entertainment.'
The musical styling of Eve
and Eddie in the Monkey Lounge."
(Tommy)
'Help! Help! He's gone!'
He's gone!
[groaning]
Alright, alright,
I'm the house detective.
What's all the commotion about?
Mr. Chee Chee,
the world's only trained
albino orangutan
has been stolen.
[sobbing]
Well, boys, it looks like
we've hit the mystery
jackpot.
[instrumental music]
[theme song]
♪ Whenever there's
a crime or trouble ♪
♪ That no one can solve
at all it seems ♪
♪ That's when they come
and on the double ♪
♪ Sylvester
and Tweety Mysteries ♪
♪ It might be day
or night whenever ♪
♪ Conditions are right
for them to flee ♪
♪ Somehow it all still
fits together ♪
♪ Sylvester
and Tweety Mysteries ♪
♪ If there's a full moon ♪
♪ An old house
with rotten stairs ♪
♪ Just look around you ♪
♪ Chances are we'll be there ♪
♪ Someday I'll eat
that darn canary ♪
♪ And then I'll be happy
yes siree ♪
♪ But Hector thinks
you should be wary ♪
♪ Sylvester
and Tweety Mysteries ♪
♪ The chase goes on
with each new mission ♪
♪ With backdrops
a-plenty globally ♪
♪ And through it all
they're in contention ♪
♪ Sylvester and Tweety ♪
♪ Mysteries ♪♪
[instrumental music]
(Tommy)
'Just give me a few days
to find Mr. Chee Chee.'
Please, Mr. Winner,
it's gonna take time.
(Mr. Winner)
No can do, Tommy.
You've caused
Gluttony International
a bundle in delays.
I've already arranged
for another act
to take your place.
Absolutely, Mr. Winner.
We're charmed
to take over your show.
(Tommy)
'W-wait,
give me another chance.'
'I can do my show
without the monkey.'
(Mr. Winner)
'No dice, pal.
No animal, no show.'
Now if you'll excuse me,
I got slot machines to rig.
(Granny)
'Pardon me, Mr. Winner.'
As world's greatest sleuth
and with your
house detective's help
I'm certain I can find your
missing albino monkey.
But what do I do till then?
This is Vegas,
I put on six shows a night.
Well, why don't you just find
another animal to fill in
till I crack this case.
Eh, come to think of it
I know the perfect replacement.
Hmm?
tap tap tap
[laughing]
(male announcer)
'Ladies and gentleman'
'Gluttony International
hotel and casino'
'proudly presents
Tommy Tettrazinni'
'and the amazing
Mr. Chee Chee.'
[crowd cheering]
Sheesh!
I'm p-p-positively mortified.
[instrumental music]
[humming]
Oh.. Mm..
[shuddering]
Ah!
[screaming]
[groaning]
He's no Liza Minnelli,
but you gotta admit
that putty is one
consummate entertainer.
[crowd applauding]
Granny, your cat
doing the show
gives us time
to solve this case.
You take the casino while
I hunt backstage for clues.
[instrumental music]
[groaning]
Say, watch where you're
going, you old..
I mean.. Sorry, Granny.
Totally, our fault.
Oh, I'm sorry, I wasn't
looking where I was walking.
No, problemo. Honest.
Heh-heh!
My, this is certainly
a lot of gear you have here.
Oh, yeah, we're doing
a song tribute to, uh..
...package delivery services.
- Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.
Oh! Isn't that clever?
Well, if I don't find
Mr. Chee Chee
it looks like you two
will have lots of work.
- Uh, yeah.
- Uh, yeah.
Now, if you don't mind
we gotta a number to rehearse.
What's this?
Oh, my.
This could be important.
I better get this back
to Eve and Eddie.
They probably need it
for their show.
(Tommy)
Ladies and gentleman
for his next trick
Mr. Chee Chee will dive from
high atop of the platform
on to this very stage.
[crowd applauding]
[gulping]
[shuddering]
[growling]
[dramatic music]
But Mr. Chee Chee
isn't gonna dive into
the tank of water
you see here.
No.
Mr. Chee Chee
isn't even gonna
jump into a bucket of water.
No!
Ladies and gentleman
Mr. Chee Chee will jump
from the high platform
into an ordinary..
...glass of water!
[crowd cheering]
[screaming]
Come on, putty,
get this show on the road.
Unh-unh-unh!
I sure hate to do this,
but the show must go on.
[groaning]
[crowd cheering]
[screaming]
[babbling]
[screaming]
splash
squeak squeak
Mr. Chee Chee?
(Granny)
'Yoo-hoo, Mr. House Detective.'
Have you seen
Eve and Eddie around?
This paper belongs to them.
And I believe
it's of some importance.
Oh! So that's what
they are up to, huh?
Good work, Granny, you've
certainly crack this case.
I know Eve and Eddie
will be happy to get it
back.
[instrumental music]
[screaming]
Sufferin' succotash!
This is some life for
a pussy cat to make a livin'.
[screaming]
Ah! Ah! Ah!
[crowd gasping]
[groaning]
[swords clinking]
[crowd applauding]
I'm alive?
I'm alive.
I am alive.
Woo-hoo! I made it!
I made it!
I.. Whoa!
Putty goes all to pieces
over show business.
If anyone needs me I'll be in my
dressing room with a staple gun.
I wonder how Sylvester
did in the show?
Granny, how can
I ever thank you.
The idea to use the pussy cat
as my monkey was genius.
All in a day's work,
Mr. Tettrazinni.
Eh, by the way where'd
Sylvester go off to?
He's off in his
dressing room. Here.
He's gone!
[all gasping]
First my beautiful orangutan
and now the pussy cat.
[sobbing]
Sheesh, this poor guy
is going through partners
faster than Larry King.
Well, we seem to keep losing
our animal acts.
So what would you two say
to a lifetime contract?
- Hey!
- Guard, arrest these couple.
They're the once who kidnapped
Mr. Chee Chee.
And Sylvester, too,
no doubt.
[all gasping]
Allow me to explain.
Granny is the one
who figured it all out.
I did?
When Eve and Eddie bumped
into Granny in the casino
they dropped this piece of paper
exposing their tawdry plans.
'That's when she deduced
that Eve and Eddie'
were trying to get Mr. Chee Chee
out of the picture.
I did?
Oh! Oh! I guess, I did.
Well, looks like Granny deduced
all this monkey business.
Is this true?
sniff sniff sniff
[barking]
[all gasping]
Mr. Chee Chee!
But why?
A very simple motive,
my good man.
Professional jealousy.
Take 'em away, boys!
Now I can get my
old show back.
Yeow! Easy on the whiskers,
you flying feather duster.
Nobody can make a monkey
out of you, putty tat.
[instrumental music]
[theme music]