The Sylvester & Tweety Mysteries (1995–2001): Season 4, Episode 8 - The Fifty Karat Furball/Venice, Anyone? - full transcript
[instrumental music]
[theme song]
♪ Whenever
there's a crime or trouble ♪
♪ That no one can solve at all
it seems ♪
♪ That's when they come
and on the double ♪
♪ Sylvester And Tweety
Mysteries ♪
♪ It might be day or night
whenever ♪
♪ Conditions are right
for them to flee ♪
♪ Somehow it all
still fits together ♪
♪ Sylvester And Tweety
Mysteries ♪
♪ If there's a full moon ♪
♪ An old house
with rotten stairs ♪
♪ Just wook awound you ♪
♪ Chances are we'll be there ♪
♪ Someday I'll eat
that darn canary ♪
♪ And then I'll be happy
yes siree ♪
♪ But Hector thinks
you should be wary ♪
♪ Sylvester And Tweety
Mysteries ♪
♪ The chase goes on
with each new mission ♪
♪ With backdrops aplenty
globally ♪
♪ And through it all
they're in contention ♪
♪ Sylvester And Tweety ♪
[music continues]
♪ Mysteries ♪♪
[instrumental music]
[aircrafts droning]
(Sylvester)
They say the Bermuda Triangle
can be deadly
for sailors and pilots.
I'd like to put
little yellow canaries
on that list, too.
[slurping]
It's the only way to fly.
[slurps]
Yum-yum.
The perfect in-flight snack.
[gulps]
Mm..
Beats the heck out of peanuts.
Huh?
[mumbling]
whirr whirr
plop
Phew. There's just
no weg woom in kitty couch.
[laughs]
This oughta be intewesting.
[muffled groaning]
[muffled screaming]
[instrumental music]
Look, a big fat hairy perch.
Sheesh!
[aircraft droning]
(Granny)
Oh, my!
It looks like..
'Oh, can it be?'
What a find!
'Why, a craft like that
could provide the very answer'
'to the mystery
of the Bermuda Triangle.'
I'm going in for a closer look.
Oh, this is a rare opportunity,
boys.
Now, let's be careful.
splash
Searching the salvage.
Hector, don't forget
to start up the generator.
♪ Da-da-da-da da-da ♪
♪ Da-da-da ♪
whirr whirr
♪ Searching the salvage ♪
♪ Da-da-da-da-da ♪♪
This gives me time
to work on my short game.
[snoring]
Ah, now's my chance.
[instrumental music]
A-ha! What's this?
"Property of
The Bermuda Symphony Orchestra."
Why, it's a musical triangle.
[clinks]
[rumbling]
Argh! I curse the curse of
the accursed Bermuda Triangle.
[instrumental music]
There's gotta be more than
one way to pluck a canary.
[grunting]
[screams]
[splashing]
I tawt I heard
a puddy spwash.
(man on radio)
'Can you describe the object?'
Well, it's triangular in shape.
(man on radio)
'I can't believe
you've actually found'
'the lost Bermuda Triangle!'
'It's been missing
for a hundred years.'
We can at last perform
Schubert's rare
"Triangle Concerto in D major!"
Well, I'll get the triangle
to you for tonight's performance
lickety-split.
We've got a long way to go
and a short time to get there.
Is it me or did Dwanny
just sound wike
a Countwy Western song?
Uh-huh.
Contact!
[engine whirring]
[grunting]
[groaning]
And away we go!
[screaming]
Roger. Niner-fiver
alpha-beta boop-da-boop.
Out.
[aircraft droning]
crash
Well, what do you know?
I'm just a dot of kitty
in a sea of water.
[instrumental music]
Huh?
Say, this ain't so despicable
after all.
[music continues]
Watch the controls, boys.
[yawns]
I need a sandbox break.
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
[whimpers]
- Huh?
- Hurry up, George.
[whimpers]
You'd think somebody around here
was brought up in a barn!
[dramatic music]
Sylvester!
Oh. Oh, my.
I've lost the Bermuda Triangle.
[music continues]
(Sylvester)
This masking tape should do it.
What's this? Hm,
wonder if it's a dinner bell.
(Granny)
'Sorry, but I'm afraid'
that the missing
Bermuda Triangle
is missing again.
ting
(man on radio)
'You must find it before..'
Oh!
[screaming]
[music continues]
What? No dinner?
Ah, phooey!
"C-A-T food."
Say, this triangle does work.
So how do you open
this silly can?
Of course!
How simple.
[explosion]
(Granny)
'First I lose
the Bermuda Triangle'
and now we get lost
in the Bermuda Triangle.
[clicking]
Right now I can't tell
if we're coming or going.
Hm.
[grunting]
Come on, open up! Open up!
[grunting]
[air whooshing]
[grunting]
(Granny)
'I've been in situations
like this before'
and came through unscathed
just like
water off a duck's back.
'I've learned that
the most important thing to do'
is remain calm. Don't panic.
Look for a familiar landmark
'some point of reference.'
Oh, for Pete's sake.
What have I been doing?
[chuckles]
Why, it's as simple as
one, two, um, three. Ah!
[clinks]
Boys, we are in deep doo-doo.
[intense music]
[slurping]
[burps]
I just love finger food.
Well, well, what's
a satisfied pussycat to do?
Hm? Ah..
[groans]
Sheesh.
Wish the old gal was here
to scratch my back.
(Granny)
'Mayday! Mayday!
This is Granny. Over.'
(Tweety)
'Where's Superman
when you reawwy need him?'
[intense music]
Come on. My itch needs
scratching already.
Oop. Ah..
Now, that's the ticket.
Sylvester, what are you
doing?
'Cats don't like water.'
splash
Can you believe our luck?
Not only did I save
my beloved Sylvester
but we also recovered
the Bermuda Triangle.
Uh, what's this?
'"Do not ring,
except to cause trouble."'
[horn blaring]
Sir, distress signal craft
sighted.
Hogwash.
This triangle is harmless. See?
[rumbling]
[indistinct yelling]
Oopsie. Guess it's true.
[indistinct yelling]
Everyone is a 100%
accounted for, sir.
[instrumental music]
Granny!
Oh, I love your outfit.
Oh, did you find it?
I'm afraid that the triangle
has been permanently lost.
- No!
- I'm sorry.
This is one case
where the mystery
should definitely
be left unsolved.
[sighs]
[instrumental music]
The only sound
I'm interested in
is that old dinner bell.
[horn blaring]
Now, where is that
Sylvester?
[Sylvester screams]
[splashes]
[instrumental music]
[theme music]
[theme song]
♪ Whenever
there's a crime or trouble ♪
♪ That no one can solve at all
it seems ♪
♪ That's when they come
and on the double ♪
♪ Sylvester And Tweety
Mysteries ♪
♪ It might be day or night
whenever ♪
♪ Conditions are right
for them to flee ♪
♪ Somehow it all
still fits together ♪
♪ Sylvester And Tweety
Mysteries ♪
♪ If there's a full moon ♪
♪ An old house
with rotten stairs ♪
♪ Just wook awound you ♪
♪ Chances are we'll be there ♪
♪ Someday I'll eat
that darn canary ♪
♪ And then I'll be happy
yes siree ♪
♪ But Hector thinks
you should be wary ♪
♪ Sylvester And Tweety
Mysteries ♪
♪ The chase goes on
with each new mission ♪
♪ With backdrops aplenty
globally ♪
♪ And through it all
they're in contention ♪
♪ Sylvester And Tweety ♪
[music continues]
♪ Mysteries ♪♪
[instrumental music]
[aircrafts droning]
(Sylvester)
They say the Bermuda Triangle
can be deadly
for sailors and pilots.
I'd like to put
little yellow canaries
on that list, too.
[slurping]
It's the only way to fly.
[slurps]
Yum-yum.
The perfect in-flight snack.
[gulps]
Mm..
Beats the heck out of peanuts.
Huh?
[mumbling]
whirr whirr
plop
Phew. There's just
no weg woom in kitty couch.
[laughs]
This oughta be intewesting.
[muffled groaning]
[muffled screaming]
[instrumental music]
Look, a big fat hairy perch.
Sheesh!
[aircraft droning]
(Granny)
Oh, my!
It looks like..
'Oh, can it be?'
What a find!
'Why, a craft like that
could provide the very answer'
'to the mystery
of the Bermuda Triangle.'
I'm going in for a closer look.
Oh, this is a rare opportunity,
boys.
Now, let's be careful.
splash
Searching the salvage.
Hector, don't forget
to start up the generator.
♪ Da-da-da-da da-da ♪
♪ Da-da-da ♪
whirr whirr
♪ Searching the salvage ♪
♪ Da-da-da-da-da ♪♪
This gives me time
to work on my short game.
[snoring]
Ah, now's my chance.
[instrumental music]
A-ha! What's this?
"Property of
The Bermuda Symphony Orchestra."
Why, it's a musical triangle.
[clinks]
[rumbling]
Argh! I curse the curse of
the accursed Bermuda Triangle.
[instrumental music]
There's gotta be more than
one way to pluck a canary.
[grunting]
[screams]
[splashing]
I tawt I heard
a puddy spwash.
(man on radio)
'Can you describe the object?'
Well, it's triangular in shape.
(man on radio)
'I can't believe
you've actually found'
'the lost Bermuda Triangle!'
'It's been missing
for a hundred years.'
We can at last perform
Schubert's rare
"Triangle Concerto in D major!"
Well, I'll get the triangle
to you for tonight's performance
lickety-split.
We've got a long way to go
and a short time to get there.
Is it me or did Dwanny
just sound wike
a Countwy Western song?
Uh-huh.
Contact!
[engine whirring]
[grunting]
[groaning]
And away we go!
[screaming]
Roger. Niner-fiver
alpha-beta boop-da-boop.
Out.
[aircraft droning]
crash
Well, what do you know?
I'm just a dot of kitty
in a sea of water.
[instrumental music]
Huh?
Say, this ain't so despicable
after all.
[music continues]
Watch the controls, boys.
[yawns]
I need a sandbox break.
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
[whimpers]
- Huh?
- Hurry up, George.
[whimpers]
You'd think somebody around here
was brought up in a barn!
[dramatic music]
Sylvester!
Oh. Oh, my.
I've lost the Bermuda Triangle.
[music continues]
(Sylvester)
This masking tape should do it.
What's this? Hm,
wonder if it's a dinner bell.
(Granny)
'Sorry, but I'm afraid'
that the missing
Bermuda Triangle
is missing again.
ting
(man on radio)
'You must find it before..'
Oh!
[screaming]
[music continues]
What? No dinner?
Ah, phooey!
"C-A-T food."
Say, this triangle does work.
So how do you open
this silly can?
Of course!
How simple.
[explosion]
(Granny)
'First I lose
the Bermuda Triangle'
and now we get lost
in the Bermuda Triangle.
[clicking]
Right now I can't tell
if we're coming or going.
Hm.
[grunting]
Come on, open up! Open up!
[grunting]
[air whooshing]
[grunting]
(Granny)
'I've been in situations
like this before'
and came through unscathed
just like
water off a duck's back.
'I've learned that
the most important thing to do'
is remain calm. Don't panic.
Look for a familiar landmark
'some point of reference.'
Oh, for Pete's sake.
What have I been doing?
[chuckles]
Why, it's as simple as
one, two, um, three. Ah!
[clinks]
Boys, we are in deep doo-doo.
[intense music]
[slurping]
[burps]
I just love finger food.
Well, well, what's
a satisfied pussycat to do?
Hm? Ah..
[groans]
Sheesh.
Wish the old gal was here
to scratch my back.
(Granny)
'Mayday! Mayday!
This is Granny. Over.'
(Tweety)
'Where's Superman
when you reawwy need him?'
[intense music]
Come on. My itch needs
scratching already.
Oop. Ah..
Now, that's the ticket.
Sylvester, what are you
doing?
'Cats don't like water.'
splash
Can you believe our luck?
Not only did I save
my beloved Sylvester
but we also recovered
the Bermuda Triangle.
Uh, what's this?
'"Do not ring,
except to cause trouble."'
[horn blaring]
Sir, distress signal craft
sighted.
Hogwash.
This triangle is harmless. See?
[rumbling]
[indistinct yelling]
Oopsie. Guess it's true.
[indistinct yelling]
Everyone is a 100%
accounted for, sir.
[instrumental music]
Granny!
Oh, I love your outfit.
Oh, did you find it?
I'm afraid that the triangle
has been permanently lost.
- No!
- I'm sorry.
This is one case
where the mystery
should definitely
be left unsolved.
[sighs]
[instrumental music]
The only sound
I'm interested in
is that old dinner bell.
[horn blaring]
Now, where is that
Sylvester?
[Sylvester screams]
[splashes]
[instrumental music]
[theme music]