The Sylvester & Tweety Mysteries (1995–2001): Season 4, Episode 10 - Whatever Happened to Shorty Twang?/A Big Knight Out - full transcript
[instrumental music]
[theme song]
♪ Whenever there's
a crime or trouble ♪
♪ That no one can solve
at all it seems ♪
♪ That's when they come
and on the double ♪
♪ Sylvester
and Tweety Mysteries ♪
♪ It might be day
or night whenever ♪
♪ Conditions are right
for them to flee ♪
♪ Somehow it all still
fits together ♪
♪ Sylvester
and Tweety Mysteries ♪
♪ If there's a full moon ♪
♪ An old house
with rotten stairs ♪
♪ Just look around you ♪
♪ Chances are we'll be there ♪
♪ Someday I'll eat
that darn canary ♪
♪ And then I'll be happy
yes siree ♪
♪ But Hector thinks
you should be wary ♪
♪ Sylvester
and Tweety Mysteries ♪
♪ The chase goes on
with each new mission ♪
♪ With backdrops
a-plenty globally ♪
♪ And through it all
they're in contention ♪
♪ Sylvester and Tweety ♪
♪ Mysteries ♪♪
[instrumental music]
(Sylvester)
Bath England.
Where they make bathtubs.
Bath towels.
Bath mats.
And even, yes,
you guessed it.
Bird bath.
[chirping]
Brrr!
I freeze my little tootsies.
This one is too cold.
Yeow! This one is too hot.
Take your time, Tweety.
I want you to be happy
with your birthday present.
[bell rings]
Goodness gracious. The customer
service here is for the birds.
[laughing]
Oh, my.
Sufferin' succotash.
Granny only celebrated
my birthday once.
[instrumental music]
(Granny)
'Happy birthday, Sylvester.'
'It's a little playmate
for you.'
[gasps]
Oh, boy! Oh, boy!
A birthday present all for me.
Let me at 'em.
Hello. I'm only three
and a half weeks old.
Yum! A canary cake.
Sylvester!
Until you learn to play nice
that's the last birthday present
you'll ever get.
Yeah, you bad old putty tat.
Pfft!
Perhaps I can throw
the little delicacy
a surprise party of my own.
[dramatic music]
(Sylvester)
'Birthday present for Tweety.'
A present?
Now who could this be from?
[screaming]
Intruder.
Huh?
Intruder.
[instrumental music]
Sheesh!
[music continues]
Why, this factory appears
to be completely automated.
Oh, dear,
the owner is gone, too.
What's going on here?
Intruder.
Oh, my!
And what my little hi-tech
fellow do you want?
- 'Intruder.'
- 'Goodness!'
Huh?
- Intruder. Intruder. Intruder.
- Put me down.
Ooh!
- Intruder.
- Huh?
[groaning]
[plop]
[instrumental music]
(Sylvester)
'Singing telegram for a birthday
bird named Tweety.'
Oh, that's me!
[clears throat]
[tooting]
♪ Happy birthday
happy birthday ♪
♪ Tweety pie Tweety pie ♪
♪ First I wanna greet you
then I wanna eat you ♪
♪ Yum yum yum ♪
♪ Yum yum yum ♪♪
Where'd I go?
Where'd I go?
[laughing]
Time for a nap.
[snoring]
- Intruder.
- You again?
Listen, bub,
why are you following me?
Hmm? Hey!
Let me go!
Put me down.
Help! Help!
[instrumental music]
Sheesh!
[alarm blaring]
Oh, I like this room.
Now where am I?
[gasps]
Oh!
I've got birdie vision.
Hey, who put out the lights?
[music continues]
Whee!
This is some thrill ride.
[Sylvester screaming]
[instrumental music]
[whimpering]
Say, now what more
could a birdie desire?
This birthday keeps getting
better and better
I thought I saw
a Granny bird bath.
- Help!
- I did!
I did saw a Granny bird bath.
[whining]
And a Hector
bird bath, too.
I don't recognize him.
Hi, I'm Tweety.
And today is my birthday.
I guess you didn't hear me.
I am the birthday boy.
[Sylvester chuckling]
Ooh!
There's more than one way
to make friends.
I'm Tweety.
[groaning]
I'm Tweety.
[whirring]
[zapping]
Ooh! He don't play very nice.
Phew. This party
is wearing me out.
[Sylvester grunting]
That's funny.
I thought I heard a putty tat.
I did I hear a putty tat.
Whatcha doing in there, putty?
[muffled screaming]
[splash]
Why, it is you,
you old putty you.
I'll have you out of there
in no time.
[tapping]
Ooh! That smarts.
Hmm. This may take
perseverance.
[dramatic music]
[Sylvester screaming]
[Sylvester groaning]
(Sylvester)
'Oh, no. Not dynamites.'
'No, no! No, no, no..'
[dramatic music]
[explosion]
It's time for drastic measures.
[instrumental music]
This could get messy.
[meowing]
[meowing]
[explodes]
[chomping]
Now for Granny and Hector.
There. That ought to do it.
It's show time!
[burps]
[alarm blaring]
Intruder. Intruder.
Hey, Andromeda.
Come and get me.
What's the matter,
Zeno Klinker?
Too big for ya?
[beeping]
Remove intruder,
remove intruder.
Nuts and bolts,
that's what you are.
[crash]
Mostly nuts.
Woah, putty, woah!
Wo-o-oah!
Woah!
Woah!
[crash]
[crash]
Strike!
Hm?
We're free at last, Hector.
Free at last.
[vehicles honking]
[honking]
[burps]
♪ For he's a jolly good Tweety ♪
♪ That nobody can deny ♪♪
(Granny)
'Blow out the candles,
Tweety.'
[blows]
(all)
Hurray!
Well, well, it was this little
over achiever
who was behind our mystery
all along.
All that our mechanical friend
needed
was a little tinkering
to his servos and super magneto.
Now he's as good as new.
Affirmative.
[chomping]
Huh?
Granny, you solved
another mystery.
And from the looks of it,
your Tweety bird
'likes his complementary
birthday bird bath.'
Ah! This one is just right.
By the way, you've been
very nice about all the mess
we've caused
solving this case.
Especially that big gaping hole
in the warehouse wall.
[chuckles]
Not to worry.
It'll all be fixed up
in no time.
'Besides, you were very nice
to loan us your kitty cat.'
Birthday cake?
No, thanks,
I'm on a diet.
Sheesh!
[theme music]
[theme song]
♪ Whenever there's
a crime or trouble ♪
♪ That no one can solve
at all it seems ♪
♪ That's when they come
and on the double ♪
♪ Sylvester
and Tweety Mysteries ♪
♪ It might be day
or night whenever ♪
♪ Conditions are right
for them to flee ♪
♪ Somehow it all still
fits together ♪
♪ Sylvester
and Tweety Mysteries ♪
♪ If there's a full moon ♪
♪ An old house
with rotten stairs ♪
♪ Just look around you ♪
♪ Chances are we'll be there ♪
♪ Someday I'll eat
that darn canary ♪
♪ And then I'll be happy
yes siree ♪
♪ But Hector thinks
you should be wary ♪
♪ Sylvester
and Tweety Mysteries ♪
♪ The chase goes on
with each new mission ♪
♪ With backdrops
a-plenty globally ♪
♪ And through it all
they're in contention ♪
♪ Sylvester and Tweety ♪
♪ Mysteries ♪♪
[instrumental music]
(Sylvester)
Bath England.
Where they make bathtubs.
Bath towels.
Bath mats.
And even, yes,
you guessed it.
Bird bath.
[chirping]
Brrr!
I freeze my little tootsies.
This one is too cold.
Yeow! This one is too hot.
Take your time, Tweety.
I want you to be happy
with your birthday present.
[bell rings]
Goodness gracious. The customer
service here is for the birds.
[laughing]
Oh, my.
Sufferin' succotash.
Granny only celebrated
my birthday once.
[instrumental music]
(Granny)
'Happy birthday, Sylvester.'
'It's a little playmate
for you.'
[gasps]
Oh, boy! Oh, boy!
A birthday present all for me.
Let me at 'em.
Hello. I'm only three
and a half weeks old.
Yum! A canary cake.
Sylvester!
Until you learn to play nice
that's the last birthday present
you'll ever get.
Yeah, you bad old putty tat.
Pfft!
Perhaps I can throw
the little delicacy
a surprise party of my own.
[dramatic music]
(Sylvester)
'Birthday present for Tweety.'
A present?
Now who could this be from?
[screaming]
Intruder.
Huh?
Intruder.
[instrumental music]
Sheesh!
[music continues]
Why, this factory appears
to be completely automated.
Oh, dear,
the owner is gone, too.
What's going on here?
Intruder.
Oh, my!
And what my little hi-tech
fellow do you want?
- 'Intruder.'
- 'Goodness!'
Huh?
- Intruder. Intruder. Intruder.
- Put me down.
Ooh!
- Intruder.
- Huh?
[groaning]
[plop]
[instrumental music]
(Sylvester)
'Singing telegram for a birthday
bird named Tweety.'
Oh, that's me!
[clears throat]
[tooting]
♪ Happy birthday
happy birthday ♪
♪ Tweety pie Tweety pie ♪
♪ First I wanna greet you
then I wanna eat you ♪
♪ Yum yum yum ♪
♪ Yum yum yum ♪♪
Where'd I go?
Where'd I go?
[laughing]
Time for a nap.
[snoring]
- Intruder.
- You again?
Listen, bub,
why are you following me?
Hmm? Hey!
Let me go!
Put me down.
Help! Help!
[instrumental music]
Sheesh!
[alarm blaring]
Oh, I like this room.
Now where am I?
[gasps]
Oh!
I've got birdie vision.
Hey, who put out the lights?
[music continues]
Whee!
This is some thrill ride.
[Sylvester screaming]
[instrumental music]
[whimpering]
Say, now what more
could a birdie desire?
This birthday keeps getting
better and better
I thought I saw
a Granny bird bath.
- Help!
- I did!
I did saw a Granny bird bath.
[whining]
And a Hector
bird bath, too.
I don't recognize him.
Hi, I'm Tweety.
And today is my birthday.
I guess you didn't hear me.
I am the birthday boy.
[Sylvester chuckling]
Ooh!
There's more than one way
to make friends.
I'm Tweety.
[groaning]
I'm Tweety.
[whirring]
[zapping]
Ooh! He don't play very nice.
Phew. This party
is wearing me out.
[Sylvester grunting]
That's funny.
I thought I heard a putty tat.
I did I hear a putty tat.
Whatcha doing in there, putty?
[muffled screaming]
[splash]
Why, it is you,
you old putty you.
I'll have you out of there
in no time.
[tapping]
Ooh! That smarts.
Hmm. This may take
perseverance.
[dramatic music]
[Sylvester screaming]
[Sylvester groaning]
(Sylvester)
'Oh, no. Not dynamites.'
'No, no! No, no, no..'
[dramatic music]
[explosion]
It's time for drastic measures.
[instrumental music]
This could get messy.
[meowing]
[meowing]
[explodes]
[chomping]
Now for Granny and Hector.
There. That ought to do it.
It's show time!
[burps]
[alarm blaring]
Intruder. Intruder.
Hey, Andromeda.
Come and get me.
What's the matter,
Zeno Klinker?
Too big for ya?
[beeping]
Remove intruder,
remove intruder.
Nuts and bolts,
that's what you are.
[crash]
Mostly nuts.
Woah, putty, woah!
Wo-o-oah!
Woah!
Woah!
[crash]
[crash]
Strike!
Hm?
We're free at last, Hector.
Free at last.
[vehicles honking]
[honking]
[burps]
♪ For he's a jolly good Tweety ♪
♪ That nobody can deny ♪♪
(Granny)
'Blow out the candles,
Tweety.'
[blows]
(all)
Hurray!
Well, well, it was this little
over achiever
who was behind our mystery
all along.
All that our mechanical friend
needed
was a little tinkering
to his servos and super magneto.
Now he's as good as new.
Affirmative.
[chomping]
Huh?
Granny, you solved
another mystery.
And from the looks of it,
your Tweety bird
'likes his complementary
birthday bird bath.'
Ah! This one is just right.
By the way, you've been
very nice about all the mess
we've caused
solving this case.
Especially that big gaping hole
in the warehouse wall.
[chuckles]
Not to worry.
It'll all be fixed up
in no time.
'Besides, you were very nice
to loan us your kitty cat.'
Birthday cake?
No, thanks,
I'm on a diet.
Sheesh!
[theme music]