The Super Hero Squad Show (2009–2011): Season 1, Episode 20 - Election of Evil! - full transcript

Sorry, Your Brilliance.

Let's check
the Tyranny-At-A-Glance calendar.

You've got rust removal
from 9:00 to 10:00,

general villainy till noon, and then...

Huh?

Loki!

Oh, it wasn't low-key for me.

Abomination, you fool!

Loki is Thor's wicked half-brother.

And this is your Loki day,

because I've got a plan
to help you conquer Asgard.



Stop, you in the helmet...
You are not on my schedule.

Wait!

I am now.

What do you say, Doomie?
Feel like owning a kingdom?

Your enthusiasm intrigues me,

but your plan is foolish.

How would attacking Asgard
help I, Doom, destroy Super Hero City?

Oh, you want a demo.

All right, all right.

Okay, boys. Attack me.

- Really?
- Really?

May we.

May we? May we?

Come on.



Give it your best shot.

Oh!

Ha! Got your nose.

But how will I smell?

Terrible.

Your henchmen are a joke.

Asgard is full of genuine,
supremely powerful,

unbelievable mystical beings,
just like me.

Conquer them,
and you'll be unstoppable.

Perhaps, trickster.
Yet if your people are so powerful,

how can I, Doom, defeat them?

Ah, leave that to little old me.

I just need to borrow
some of your bad guys for a while.

Very well.

But know this,
I, Doom, will be watching you.

Loki.

Hm, can't blame you.

I am very watchable.

Hey, guy, I gave MODOK your nose.

Huh?

Borrow Doom's army, check.

Take over my homeland, check.

Now, just got to bring an end to Thor.

Hey, what are brothers for?

With that Infinity Sword,
I will rule the universe.

All right, Squaddies!
Time to Hero Up!

♪ When the bad guys are out
All you have to do is shout now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪

♪ Well, they may not get along ♪

♪ But they're always fighting strong now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪

♪ Who'll save the day?
The Super Hero Squad! ♪

♪ They'll Hero Up again! ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪

♪ Wolverine and Hulk are fierce ♪

♪ Dr. Doom ends up in tears ♪

♪ When Iron Man joins the fight ♪

♪ Falcon darts in from the sky
Silver Surfer by his side ♪

♪ Thor's hammer has thunder's might ♪

♪ Who'll save the day?
The Super Hero Squad! ♪

♪ They'll Hero Up again! ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪

I hate those Squaddies!

Damelo. Give it to me.
I can make the shot.

Falcon, I'm open.
Give me the ball.

Banana peels! Coffee grinds.

Used toilet paper.
Is that correct, Thor?

Mayhap, thou should leave
the trash-talking to me.

Watch Thor bring the hurt.

Zounds, knave!

Callst you that a defense?

Hey, we're on the same team.

Then why are you such a ball hog?

- Hey.
- Ah, huh.

Ah, huh.

Hulk don't understand.

Hey!

Is being bird-brained
part of your powers?

No, but now I know
why dinosaurs are extinct.

Oh, muy caliente.

Hey!

We never finished the game.

Game over. Hulk win!

Come in, Helicarrier.

Helicarrier, this is Iron Man.
Come in, Helicarrier.

We're here, Iron Man. Go ahead.

I'm picking up some readings
from my on-board computer.

There's a decrease of organic forms
in VillainVille.

And we care because?

Because nobody's guarding
Doom's fractal stash.

It's the perfect time to attack
and free them from Doomie's clutches.

Hulk grab. Hulk break!

Yeah, that's the enthusiasm
I like to hear.

I'll contact S.H.I.E.L.D.
You all Hero Up and meet me there.

Iron Man out.

What Shell head said.
Let's Hero Up!

♪ When the bad guys are out
All you have to do is shout now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪

♪ Who'll save the day?
The Super Hero Squad ♪

♪ They'll Hero Up again ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪

Ah. I've pinpointed
the fractals' location

to somewhere
behind this force field.

Unfortunately,
it's a very forceful force field.

You're just in time to help me test
Stark Industries' line of siege weaponry.

A wonderful idea, Iron Man.

I have inventions of my own to test.

I call this visitor repellent.

Tell me if it works.

Look at that baby smash.

Hulk smash.

Yeah, but what makes
my machine better than you, Hulk, is...

Machine better smash than Hulk?

No power like Hulk power!

Aha! Oh, really?

You think you can outdo
my technology?

It's a bet.

We'll see who causes
the most damage.

I say we quit talking about damage

and do some already!

Raptor claws!

Vile blunderbuss, cannon of evil,
thou shalt blast no more!

Thor, look out!

Sif!

Ah, ha, ha.

- Is she working for Doom?
- And is she single?

By Volstagg's jiggly girth,

'tis good to see you!

Pray, what brings thee to Midgard?

Better yet, what is Midgard?

I believe it is Earth.

Or perhaps deodorant.

We have much to speak of,
most gallant Thor.

Strange foes attack Asgard.

Your father, Odin, requests you return.

Hast thou fighters enough?

Yeah. Between Hulk's strength factor
and the Surfer's energy factor,

we're more than covered.

Tell your dad, I said hi.

In that case, I'm going too.

- Count me in.
- Me, too.

- I called it first.
- In what alternate dimension?

Thor needs full Squad members only.

Who's giving me a ride?

Ah, sweet Bifrost.

Beef roast?
I'm more of a burger guy.

Surely you know Bifrost
is the rainbow bridge to Asgard.

Bridge? We can't walk on this.

Nay, lest door-to-door salesmen
wander where they should not.

Qué pasó, Falcon?
What's the matter?

Too chicken to cross the road?

None shall pass.

Back off, helmet head.
We're here on official business.

Cool thine jets, lads.

That is Heimdall,
noisy next-door neighbor of Thor.

And a friend.

Let me do the talking.

Thor, Odin's great hall is besieged.

We're overrun by frost giants.

I have not seen the like
since Odin gave them

a surprise housewarming party.

'Tis grim news, indeed.

And about to get grimmer.

For them, I mean. Not us.

Well said. Gird thy loins, friends.

Do we have to?

My mystical place of wonder,
my rules.

Hey, those are Doom's thugs.

Why would they be attacking this place?

'Tis hammer time.

For Odin! For Asgard!

Onward!

Hang tight, Goldilocks.

Cavalry's coming.

Cavalry's not going anywhere.

Aw, Sabretooth.

What a nice surprise.

And it's not even my birthday.

Doesn't mean I can't
smack you around like a piñata.

Hey, Falcon, Reptil,
go back up Thor.

No, I'm good. I got it.

I don't think he needs us.

Yah! Yah! Yah!

Embrace your doom, foul beasts.

The heroes of Asgard
stand ready with arms of cold steel.

Onward!

Ankylosaurus tail!

That's one for me.

Keep up.
I'll fly circles around you.

No way you're outdoing me!

Reptil! Falcon!

Ah, forget it.

I've calculated
the air resistance and velocity

for maximum impact.

Impressive damage.

Hulk turn.

Even better.

It seems the Hulk has improved
on your technology.

Oh, yeah? Let's see
if the Hulk can improve

on my adamantium optic drill.

Drill reminds Hulk of dentist!

- Smash dentist!
- Hulk, don't!

Aw!

Hey, nine out of ten billionaires
recommend you don't break their stuff.

Well, at least it was insured.

Why is it called a battering ram?

I see no sheep here.

Anti-cosmic.

An energy surge is building
behind that force field.

Iron Man not trick Hulk.

Hulk win.

Hulk, it's a trap. Hulk, stop!

Hulk, you okay?

Say a few monosyllables, buddy.

Next time, machine go first.

We have broken through.

You're welcome.

For Asgard!

Ha!

Argh. It's never fair
when my brother shows up to play.

Better even the odds.

What new trouble is this?

The worst kind, I fear.

Family trouble.

Says thou!

Uh-oh.

Oh, brother.

How good to see you.

Yes. Would I could
say the same, brother,

yet I know you are behind this attack.

Father Odin summoned me
to stop you,

and stop you I shall.

Oh, sure! Odin always liked you best.

Thor is a baby, Thor is a baby!

You don't even have a real weapon!
What are you going to do?

Build me a tree house
with your hammer?

Oh, scary.

Dost thou make mockery at me?
Well, dost?

Bro, seriously,

when art thou going to stop
talking like that?

Really, we're in the 21st century.

I warn thee, base sibling, take it back!

I know you are, but what am I?

Strange weather we're having.

That's one for me, Falcon.

Now you're taking credit
for the weather?

Well, at least I don't attack
by pooping on people.

Hey, you leave Red wing out of this.

Ew, did he just poop on me?

Come on, work together,
you blasted rookies.

Ow.

Uh, what is that?

Where's Wolverine?
What did you do to him?

That? That's Wolverine.

A real wolverine, to be exact.

Oh.

I thought it was just
a super-stinky dog.

Well, whatever it is,

it's going to be
really easy to finish off.

Ah, get it off!

Get it off! It bites!

Hey! Blasted ankle-biting wolverine!

Brachiosaurus neck!

Reptil, grab Wolverine.

Get it off, get it off!

Hey, not bad.

Not as stylish as I would have done it...

Thanks. Guess we're an okay team,

especially when you're
the one holding Wolverine.

He stinks.

Yeah. Tell me about it.

Speaking of teams, where's Thor?

I know you are, but...

I be rubber, thou art glue.

Whatever thou speaketh
doth bounce off me and cleave to you!

Hey, didn't you bring a guy
with long metal claws with you?

Yea, 'tis my ally Wolverine.

Most weak.

Disappearing is cheating!

Yeah, I know. Nice doggy.

Ah, you've got something
I'm looking for.

Stop him!
That arrowhead's got a fractal in it!

Hey, you're smarter than you smell.

A seeker spell told me
that one of these fractals

had landed in the frost giant armory,

and the whole scheme
just came to me.

See you, suckers!

I really hate that trickster punk.

Dude, the fractal in that arrowhead
turned you into what your name is,

from Wolverine to a wolverine.

Man, hate to see that happen
to Storm or Nightcrawler.

Lo, I am shamed.

I did not see through
my brother's plan.

'Twas the fractal he always desired.

And he started a war to flush it out.

My deepest regrets
for abandoning you, my brothers-in-arms.

It's okay. It happens.

Yeah, we might know
a little something about that.

Sounds like you learned something.

Maybe this wasn't a total failure.

Aye. Then let us clasp
our weapons in a manly manner

and wreak destruction
upon our enemies.

Manly!

So, ready to work together?

Hey, that's what being teammates
is all about.

Of course, I can still take down
more frost giants than you can.

Yeah. Oh, it's brought.

Wake up! Wake up, you idiots!

Your Brilliance, I'm sorry to interrupt.

I know it's your Pilates day, but...

You have bad news.

Uh, well, bad is a negative term.

It's a glass half full thing, really.

Mm. You have been defeated,
and Loki has double-crossed us.

- How did you know that?
- This ain't my first time at the rodeo.

I have an accessory for every occasion.

Let us see if Loki does, too.

This energy signature is strange.

Almost as though we were
in a dimensional transport.

Hulk smash.

So then, I wiped the floor
with my brother.

Really, Thor's not that strong.

I am much more powerful
and better-looking, I must say.

So, while Thor, the bore,
and his little hero friends

are down for the count,

I steal an Infinity fractal

right out from under his Norse nose.

Uh, excuse you.

I was talking.

And we were listening.

But now, Hulk smashing.