The Ren & Stimpy Show (1991–1996): Season 2, Episode 7 - Son of Stimpy - full transcript
One of Stimpy's bodily functions literally has a life of it's own in this episode. His flatulence becomes like the son he never had. Ghostlike and helpless, it wanders the streets looking for a home but finds the world harsh and careless. Grieving at his loss, and ceaselessly searching for his long lost "Stinky", Stimpy becomes a preoccupied and worried mess. Will the two meet again in a heart-warming reunion?
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♪ hallelujah,
hallelujah ♪
♪ hallelujah, hallelujah,
hallelujah ♪
♪ hallelujah,
hallelujah ♪
♪ hallelujah,
hallelujah, hallelujah ♪
( narrator )
Hello, boys and girls.
This here is a true story
that we just made up.
( clattering, clanging
& boinging )
Ooh !
( intestines gurgling )
( big fart )
( sniffing )
R-r-Ren !
Ren, Ren, you'll never
believe what happened !
What happened ?
Something came out
of my... butt !
That's nice, Stimpy,
something
came out of your butt.
No, no, Ren,
I'm serious.
And not only that...
( softer )
It made a sound.
Let's see if
I got this straight.
Something came out
of your butt...
and it made a sound.
And it smelled funny.
You've really
lost it this time.
You've lost your mind.
Something
came out of your butt
it made a sound
and it
smelled funny.
Yes.
You're an idiot.
No, Ren, really.
Woo !
( ding )
I'll make
another one !
Watch me now.
( straining )
Whew.
Well ?
( straining & moaning )
You have an overactive
imagination.
I don't want to hear any more
about your stinky fantasies.
Stinky is not a fantasy.
He is real.
Yeah,
and I will find him.
Stinky !
♪ Stinky ! ♪
♪ Oh, stinky ! ♪
He he he.
Stinky ?
Stinky... ?
Hmm...
ahhh...
hey, guys,
it's me.
Hi, Stimpy.
Hi, Stimpy.
Hey, listen, any of you guys
seen my friend, stinky ?
I don't
think so.
What's a stinky ?
Yeah, what's
he look like ?
Well, uh,
he's kinda small.
And he smells funny.
And, oh yeah,
he came out of my butt.
( together )
He came out of your butt ?
Does he talk ?
Well, uh,
he did make a sound.
He talks to
farts, man.
( cuckoo whistle )
Oh, yeah...
that guy.
Uh, we haven't seen him
but we'll keep an eye out.
Right guys ?
( together )
Oh, sure we will.
( sighs )
Well, see ya.
( bang )
Hey, buddy,
what's on T.V. Today ?
( grumbling )
I don't care.
Hey, look...
"commander Hoek
and cadet Stimpy".
I don't care.
Here we go !
It's time for
"muddy mudskipper" !
I don't care.
( quivering )
Eee...
oh, look man, this moping
has gone on long enough.
Pull yourself together !
( boiling )
Come on, Stimpy,
it's been three years now.
I'm starting to
worry about you.
I don't care.
( party horn )
Look what I brought you,
a new catnip mouse.
Aghhh...
Mr. Catnip mouse.
( boinging )
( squeak )
Ah !
Hey, look,
Stimpy...
it's Mr. Litter box.
Come on,
take a stinky one.
( shuffling )
Nice and stinky.
Stinky...
yawwwww !
( sobbing )
So that's it !
You're still crying about your
imaginary butt stinkiness.
I'm not listening
to this anymore.
He's real,
he's real, he's real.
Look, man, it's time to get
over this fantasy of yours.
Let the wound heal.
Come on, man,
I'll help you.
Together,
we'll get through this.
Okay, buddy ?
I don't care.
( boiling )
Fine, sit here
and wallow !
You-- you fat...
you stupid...
you... yaah !
Who needs ya ?
( ticking )
( trickling )
( big sigh )
( Stimpy )
Stinky...
stinky... !
Stinky... !
Stimpy, you've been
out here for months.
Come in and help me
decorate the tree.
( ding )
You can string the
dingleberry garland.
Huh, huh ?
( low moan )
Hey, Stimpy...
( snicker )
Gosh darn it, Ren !
That's all
you can think of !!
When poor, little stinky
is out there in the cold.
Lost !
Alone !
( wind howling )
He needs me.
( softer )
He needs me.
Stimpy, no !
Come back !
Stimpy...
please, please,
bring him back safe.
I'm willing to hold off
on the pectoral muscles
if you'll just...
bring him back.
( crying )
( Stimpy )
Stinky... !
Stinky... !
( treading )
Stinky-y-y !
Stinky !
( echoes )
Stinky... !
( ringing )
Ho, ho, ho.
Ho, ho-- hooo !
Stinky ?
( whimpers )
Stinky.
( no voice )
( sniffs )
Stinky ?
Stinky ?
( shivering )
( crunch )
Oh, why did
I ever leave home ?
I'll never find as warm
and snugly a home
as the one I left.
Ahh...
( snoring )
( sniffs )
Hey !
( sniffs )
Gi-ripes !
Somebody,
light a match !
( screams )
( dripping )
( Ren sniffling )
♪ We wish you
a merry Christmas ♪
♪ we wish you a merry
Christmas ♪
( crying )
♪ We wish you
a merry Christmas... ♪
♪ and a happy new year ♪
( doorbell rings )
( gasps )
Pal ?
Pal !
( clink )
Eee...
it's so good to
have you home.
Come in and
sit by the fire.
Ah, there you go, pal.
( shivering )
Snug as a bug in a rug.
Now, you just relax.
( smooch )
( doorbell rings )
Eee...
( sniffs )
( gasps )
Oh, Stimpy...
you have
a visitor.
( grumbling )
I don't care.
Oh, I think you'll
care about this visitor.
( sniffs )
Stinky !
Dad.
( fart )
I thought...
( crying )
I'd never smell you again.
And now you're back.
And we can be together...
forever.
No, dad, we can't.
You see,
I'm all grown up now
and I've got my own
life to live.
I'm a man now
and a man has needs.
You understand,
don't you ?
No.
( ding )
Wait here, pop.
Maybe this will help you
to understand.
Come on in, honey.
Dad, I want you to
meet my fiance, Cora.
Gee, she's beautiful.
♪ Memories ♪
♪ memories ♪
( bell tolling )
( Stimpy )
And so, by the power
infested in me,
I now pronounce
you fart and wife.
You may kiss the cod.
( lips smacking )
( sprinkling )
I just love
a happy ending.
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♪ hallelujah,
hallelujah ♪
♪ hallelujah, hallelujah,
hallelujah ♪
♪ hallelujah,
hallelujah ♪
♪ hallelujah,
hallelujah, hallelujah ♪
( narrator )
Hello, boys and girls.
This here is a true story
that we just made up.
( clattering, clanging
& boinging )
Ooh !
( intestines gurgling )
( big fart )
( sniffing )
R-r-Ren !
Ren, Ren, you'll never
believe what happened !
What happened ?
Something came out
of my... butt !
That's nice, Stimpy,
something
came out of your butt.
No, no, Ren,
I'm serious.
And not only that...
( softer )
It made a sound.
Let's see if
I got this straight.
Something came out
of your butt...
and it made a sound.
And it smelled funny.
You've really
lost it this time.
You've lost your mind.
Something
came out of your butt
it made a sound
and it
smelled funny.
Yes.
You're an idiot.
No, Ren, really.
Woo !
( ding )
I'll make
another one !
Watch me now.
( straining )
Whew.
Well ?
( straining & moaning )
You have an overactive
imagination.
I don't want to hear any more
about your stinky fantasies.
Stinky is not a fantasy.
He is real.
Yeah,
and I will find him.
Stinky !
♪ Stinky ! ♪
♪ Oh, stinky ! ♪
He he he.
Stinky ?
Stinky... ?
Hmm...
ahhh...
hey, guys,
it's me.
Hi, Stimpy.
Hi, Stimpy.
Hey, listen, any of you guys
seen my friend, stinky ?
I don't
think so.
What's a stinky ?
Yeah, what's
he look like ?
Well, uh,
he's kinda small.
And he smells funny.
And, oh yeah,
he came out of my butt.
( together )
He came out of your butt ?
Does he talk ?
Well, uh,
he did make a sound.
He talks to
farts, man.
( cuckoo whistle )
Oh, yeah...
that guy.
Uh, we haven't seen him
but we'll keep an eye out.
Right guys ?
( together )
Oh, sure we will.
( sighs )
Well, see ya.
( bang )
Hey, buddy,
what's on T.V. Today ?
( grumbling )
I don't care.
Hey, look...
"commander Hoek
and cadet Stimpy".
I don't care.
Here we go !
It's time for
"muddy mudskipper" !
I don't care.
( quivering )
Eee...
oh, look man, this moping
has gone on long enough.
Pull yourself together !
( boiling )
Come on, Stimpy,
it's been three years now.
I'm starting to
worry about you.
I don't care.
( party horn )
Look what I brought you,
a new catnip mouse.
Aghhh...
Mr. Catnip mouse.
( boinging )
( squeak )
Ah !
Hey, look,
Stimpy...
it's Mr. Litter box.
Come on,
take a stinky one.
( shuffling )
Nice and stinky.
Stinky...
yawwwww !
( sobbing )
So that's it !
You're still crying about your
imaginary butt stinkiness.
I'm not listening
to this anymore.
He's real,
he's real, he's real.
Look, man, it's time to get
over this fantasy of yours.
Let the wound heal.
Come on, man,
I'll help you.
Together,
we'll get through this.
Okay, buddy ?
I don't care.
( boiling )
Fine, sit here
and wallow !
You-- you fat...
you stupid...
you... yaah !
Who needs ya ?
( ticking )
( trickling )
( big sigh )
( Stimpy )
Stinky...
stinky... !
Stinky... !
Stimpy, you've been
out here for months.
Come in and help me
decorate the tree.
( ding )
You can string the
dingleberry garland.
Huh, huh ?
( low moan )
Hey, Stimpy...
( snicker )
Gosh darn it, Ren !
That's all
you can think of !!
When poor, little stinky
is out there in the cold.
Lost !
Alone !
( wind howling )
He needs me.
( softer )
He needs me.
Stimpy, no !
Come back !
Stimpy...
please, please,
bring him back safe.
I'm willing to hold off
on the pectoral muscles
if you'll just...
bring him back.
( crying )
( Stimpy )
Stinky... !
Stinky... !
( treading )
Stinky-y-y !
Stinky !
( echoes )
Stinky... !
( ringing )
Ho, ho, ho.
Ho, ho-- hooo !
Stinky ?
( whimpers )
Stinky.
( no voice )
( sniffs )
Stinky ?
Stinky ?
( shivering )
( crunch )
Oh, why did
I ever leave home ?
I'll never find as warm
and snugly a home
as the one I left.
Ahh...
( snoring )
( sniffs )
Hey !
( sniffs )
Gi-ripes !
Somebody,
light a match !
( screams )
( dripping )
( Ren sniffling )
♪ We wish you
a merry Christmas ♪
♪ we wish you a merry
Christmas ♪
( crying )
♪ We wish you
a merry Christmas... ♪
♪ and a happy new year ♪
( doorbell rings )
( gasps )
Pal ?
Pal !
( clink )
Eee...
it's so good to
have you home.
Come in and
sit by the fire.
Ah, there you go, pal.
( shivering )
Snug as a bug in a rug.
Now, you just relax.
( smooch )
( doorbell rings )
Eee...
( sniffs )
( gasps )
Oh, Stimpy...
you have
a visitor.
( grumbling )
I don't care.
Oh, I think you'll
care about this visitor.
( sniffs )
Stinky !
Dad.
( fart )
I thought...
( crying )
I'd never smell you again.
And now you're back.
And we can be together...
forever.
No, dad, we can't.
You see,
I'm all grown up now
and I've got my own
life to live.
I'm a man now
and a man has needs.
You understand,
don't you ?
No.
( ding )
Wait here, pop.
Maybe this will help you
to understand.
Come on in, honey.
Dad, I want you to
meet my fiance, Cora.
Gee, she's beautiful.
♪ Memories ♪
♪ memories ♪
( bell tolling )
( Stimpy )
And so, by the power
infested in me,
I now pronounce
you fart and wife.
You may kiss the cod.
( lips smacking )
( sprinkling )
I just love
a happy ending.
Captioning made possible by
comedy central
Captioned by
Soundwriters™