The Real Housewives of New York City (2008–…): Season 5, Episode 12 - All How You Spin It - full transcript

Previously on the Real
Housewives of New York City

You're not upset with me
about the wine event are you?

- Actually it wasn't very nice!

It was a set up and it wasn't
a really nice thing to do!

- Nothing mean-spirited
about that party!

- It was!
- It really wasn't!

- I'm holding the fifth!

- Five more shots
and we'll switch setups!

- This is looking good!

- That face was beautiful!

- Look at that! That's cute!



They're both
James' campaign!

- You won't give me credit
for this campaign I feel like!

- I was thinking of
planning a trip to St Barths!

- I don't know if I can summon the
strength to go and make it without Reed!

- LuAnn is nothing
about business!

She knows how to marry
well and divorce well!

I'm sorry but call a spade a spade!

I said it's her bread
and butter! She goes,

"Oh! Her bread and
butter is her wine?"

- I said "Yes"!

I can't deal! I cannot..
Aviva! It's insane.

- Aviva is confusing me! It's clearly
not right talking behind someone's back

the minute they leave the room.

- What the fuck is that?



Never underestimate a woman
born and raised in New York City.

I maybe a Princess but I'm
definitely not a drama queen.

My success is built on making
women look and feel their best! Holla!

To some people living
elegantly just comes naturally.

I'm not afraid to say what
everyone else is thinking.

A little Sonja will
spice up any party.

- Are you leaving?
- Yeah, I'm not comfortable with that..

Let's say upsetting to say at least..

- The wine thing?

- Yeah! That was upsetting to me..

That whole conversation
I just overheard.

Really, I mean, I am..

- You're just listening?

- Well, I just wouldn't talk about
someone behind their back like that.

- No, we just talked to LuAnn!

And we were all just
talking to LuAnn about..

About how fake Jacques' accent is?
- I dunno about that!

No, we're talking about this wine
tasting and how that happened..

- It's just hurtful for you to walk around
the corner to get all making fun of Jacques!

He doesn't speak French
and he fakes his french accent!

I wasn't talking about that!

- If you have a problem, just
tell me what the problem is!

Ramona!

That's how she does everything!

Because you know what? You
talking behind my fucking back!

I'm sick of it!

I'm sick of it and stop it!

You don't have the balls to come
back here and actually.. Walk, Ramona!

Stay yelling and walk
away and be all dramatic!

You're just so full of it!

Relax!

- Oh my goodness,
now what happened?

This is her modus operandi.

What's going on now?

Heather..

Nothing! And it has nothing
to do with Ramona whatsoever

but she thinks the world
revolves around her and

she thinks I'm talking
behind her back and I'm not!

Heather overheard us
talking about Jacques' accent!

- It's not nice!

- What's not nice?

- I heard people say "Oh, Jacques aren't
even French and he has a fake French accent",

what the hell what is that all about?

And now your crazy wife..

is like over there screaming
her head off at me again.

- You can't tell Mario
his wife is crazy!

- Whatever, Aviva!
- That's not nice!

- You can't say..
- She's acting crazy right now!

- She's not a crazy person.
- She just acted like one, okay?

Screaming at me down the hallway.

- Why would she scream at you?

- I'm not really sure!
Maybe you understand

but I was having a
conversation with Aviva..

- We shouldn't bring
Ramona here and ask her?

- Yes, absolutely! Instead of
always yell at me and then run away

because that's my
experience with her every time!

- That's not what I hear, so..

- Well, what did you hear cause
you were not even anywhere near me!

- No, I said..

- Do you wanna be with those people?
- No!

- Let's to the bar.

- I just wanna have fun!
- Let's go have some food!

Do I talk about Ramona to
you behind her back?

Do I talk about Ramona to you behind her back?

Talk shit about her behind her back?

- No..

I mean, what you told me..

- Actually, you do because you
didn't invite my wife to go to England,

which it was a major diss.

- I'm sorry everyone feels that way.

And I did not mean..
- Oh, see? Everyone feels that way!

Not everybody
doesn't feel that way!

Sonja doesn't feel that way!
LuAnn doesn't feel that way!

- Excuse me, didn't she just
said everyone feels that way?

- I'm talking about the
people standing here.

Sonja doesn't feel that way..
- Really? - Really!

And LuAnn doesn't feel that way..

- Girls? Hello?

Sonja?

- I'm going to the lion's den?

- We're going for food,
darling! We need some food!

- I need you! I'm tired
of fighting the battles!

- Honey, walk away! I don't
need you to fight my bottle.. battles!

Just so you know that's
not what Sonja told me!

But Sonja also, you know..
- She flip flops.

- Okay, this is a perfect segue!

The best thing to do is when you
have an issue is to confront the person..

then you have an issue with.
- I agree!

If Ramona has an issue with me
instead of screaming at me at a party

and calling me names, okay?

She should sit down and
have a discussion with me.

We had a discussion at a store.
Clearly it was a mount of bullshit.

She still have a issue with that..
- Well, you have issues with her too!

I do not have an issue with Ramona!

- Why would you care? Why would
you getting involve in this story?

- I'm just trying to get it right.

- He's defending his wife! You
would do the same thing for me!

- To a certain point!

- It's his wife!
- You were saying nasty things about my wife!

- All I said it's she's acting crazy!

- No, you said she's a crazy person..
- No, I didn't!

- I can't be in the middle of that!

I can't.. I can't take it!

- Let's just go with what was just
said between that hallway and here

and just really deal with that,
okay? You said "your crazy wife".

- I took it back!

- Okay, so you apologize for that..
- I already did six fucking times!

Seriously! I said she was acting crazy!
- I'm done! I need a glass of wine.

- Good idea!

Aviva overreacted.

Ramona, in that situation,

acted like a crazy person!

- You can't say to a man his wife's crazy!
- Listen, it's over, Aviva!

I'm not going to apologize again, okay?

- When you're gonna defend me,
Aviva? I wasn't even talking about..

- How can I defend you?
- I wasn't even talking about Ramona!

You're indefensible! You
uninvited her out of five of six people,

you're saying to a man
to his face his wife is crazy!

how could I defend this?

- Let me ask you a question!
- You're not giving me an opportunity to deffend you.

I would love to defend you but you're not
giving me any wiggle room to defend you.

- Really?

You're insulting
people all around.

I can't do it!

- I was indefensible when I had
called Ramona crazy to Mario

but was I indefensible when I
was being ease dropped on?

Where she could clearly see
Ramona listening over my shoulder?

Was I talking about Ramona?

- You were referring to her..
- No, I was talking..

.. You were making past
references about her!

- No, I wasn't!

She was the one talking about Jacques' accent!
- I thought it was you!

She was right behind you.

Aviva! Enough with
Ramona! Oh my god!

What? Is she paying you? C'mon!

Seriously! What the frick?

- Heather!
- Why don't you just say..

You know that my point
is.. That I think it was unkind!

I told you in Central Park and it
was not nice you didn't invite her!

You should have included her!
- You didn't invite me to Miami!

I invited two people to Miami.

I didn't invite nine out of ten!

- I only invited two of you to Miami!
I invited Sonja to set out with my dad,

I invited Ramona and then by
happenstance Carol happened to be coming.

- I don't need an
explanation! I'm saying..

- Imagine.. it's apples and oranges! It's
just apples and oranges.. It really is.

Really, Aviva?

Let's practice which is which.

- If you want to take a position maybe this
position should be the Ramona's so get over it!

- That's what I not.. That's not my position.

There was a lot of shit
during going on that night.

- Hey, hey. Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine!

Okay!

- Excuse me, ladies!
Sweetheart, the star has to go!

- Listen, I don't wanna
fight with you over Ramona.

No, I don't either!

- Do you wanna talk about it?

No, I don't.

Because you know what? If you're
going to talk about me behind my back

I'm gonna point you out!

This one girl.. she'll sit there
and pretend she's nice to me..

And she's fake..

Oh, my God! That's what I said!
You're fucking fake.

Thank you!

That's it! Thank you.

- Don't you hate fake?

- I hate it!
- I hate fake!

Here we go again! Same old same
old! Aviva's backing Ramona again.

I'm leaving with you!
Where's my coat?

I think she's playing with fire!

You get too close to the fire,

you're going to get burned.

Coming up

Get ready for the shock!
- What you doing?

She'll be having an orgasm.

Something just went up my cunt!

- We're here for a quick fix to go to St Barths!

- Or a full fix!

- When do we start the
champagne part and the painkillers?

- About fifteen minutes.

Wonderful!

- Oh, she goes right to the chase!

- Hi, lady!

Gimme a hug!

I've yet to do any plastic
surgery but a little maintenance..

Is definitely called for
before a trip to St Barths!

- I'm trying to like make
this area look a little better!

- I want a total overhaul
and I have 45 minutes or so!

- Okay, let's go.

- Should we leave our purses
here or bringing with us?

- We bring them, honey! You don't leave
anything, you know.. A chicken little over here.

- You'd think I'd
trust these girls?

- Of course!

They're like family.

You know, I lost more weight so
as they lose weight it gets more.

There's the first dent but if I
pull it up like this it looks good.

- When you're stample like that it looks good.

- Why can't you proper a surgery like
that tuck them under the boobs?

Now watch it when I drop it.

It's going to really spread this out!

That's why I want her to just do the
manual stimulation on you and then

we'll do the injections and then
she'll spread everything around..

- I like the manual stimulation
and then the injection!

Never skip the manual stimulation
to go straight to injections!

I promise you! You will be
getting a second chance with me.

My gosh.

- Take a breath! Just
breathe! One, two, three!

Yeah, it's gonna be good.

- She's breaking my hand.

As long as she doesn't kick me.

It only feels like a penis,
really! It's just not that bad.

It's like it all in.

Sorry, my psychics says that I have a forehead
this is "All small penises apply here".

One, two, three!

- I think you're getting into
my erogenous zone there.

Oh my god, I'm like a little dizzy! I feel like
I just had a major Sunday in between the sheets.

I liked that.

We have to do your butt first.

- If you want do your butt..
- I put on my bikini.

If you want to do your butt..

You look great!

- That's a good butt! That's
why you're married so long!

I can have a better
why not have a better?

Right?

- This is like a porno show.

- What?
- You look like Wonder Woman.

- Don't do that! Oh, my God!

You're making me horny. Stop!

- You're getting a butt massage?
- Yeah, it feels nice!

I mean, that's a good massage!

This is really pretty hot.

I'm very sensitive and I have to tell
you the numbing cream on my belly?

My brain feels numb.

Does that happen?

No!

Oh my god! There's a needle! Huge needle!

She's gonna put a needle
in your ass, right now.

No, no needle in my ass!

- Okay, okay I don't like that.

One is called
spirodermin.. and that's the..

- Sperm demon.

Sperm demon.

It looks like blood or piss or something..

It looks like somebody
would pee in their blood!

You know when you or someone
urine in your blood that's..

Oh, it looks disgusting!

I will pass out.

- Are you okay?

- Doesn't smell good either!

- It stinks?

I'm very sensitive to smells..

- It smells like pee and poo, just
like my house with the dogs and cats!

- Get ready for the shocker.

I'm going go slow, okay?

What you doing?

- She'll be having an orgasm.

- I'm gonna orgasm?

- Your first orgasm!

- Thank god Mario's not here!

- Something just went up my cunt!

That was the orgasm!

- You thought I was kidding!
- You weren't kidding!

- Thank you so much for coming! You look gorgeous!
- Thank you! Got my cell cycle on.

Despite the craziness last night,

it's so nice that LuAnn came to support
my event and be there and put in the time!

- Hello! How are you?

- That's my private photographer.

- Wait, you're going to take a picture
of us dying on the bicycle? Is that it?

- It's just for me and my son..
- It's your son doing?

He's not at school?

- Not today!

You know, he wanted
to support my cause!

- Are we cycling for a cause?

- Oh yeah! Well, we're cycling for my foundation,

One Step Ahead, and the
money goes to children amputees.

Who can't afford prosthetics and to
help them get sound and everything.

It might have been nice if she had
known that there was a cause to support.

- Okay! Well, I definitely have
to make sure they have my card.

Totally forgot it was for charity,
I just thought we were cycling!

Oopsy!

This is going to be
fun! Who's coming?

- Lots of people! Heather's coming! Carole's coming!

Oh good!

- I just got a text from
Ramona that she can't come

and Sonja talked to me earlier she's having
a problem with her dog and she can't come!

I just had Ramona and Sonja stay
with me for about a week in Miami.

We were under the same roof for five
days. They couldn't rally for one hour

to help kids in
need for prosthetics?

- I'm going to miss them but..

- We're going to cycle for them.

- You sit right next to me?
- Of course!

I mean, I'm trying to
help children walk.

So Aviva and I met at Soul Cycle

and she asked me if I would take
the role of a personal training plan.

And then I would..

- Sorry!

- It's okay!

So she asked me to the train her

and of course I wanted
to train her because she

comes to me with something I have never

experienced in my entire
life as a trainer for 20 years.

And that is that Aviva
has a proesthetic.

She is right here to
tell us more about it.

Thank you!

I'm an amputee since I'm six
years old and I live a very normal life.

When we were children all we
want to do is be like everybody else

and thank you today for helping the
children who we support at One Step Ahead

feel like everybody else!

And thank you to
my son who is here.

And let's ride and have fun.

Engage those abs.

I'd like to remind you, these
are your workout, not mine.

Let's go! Take it up!

This is the soundtrack of your
life! Drop it off the seat! Energy up!

- If you wanna make it
harder, turn it to the right.

- How do you make it easier?

- To the left.

No, the knob.

I do not exercise.
Is terrible but I don't like it.

This is our water!

I've never been to a spinning class but for
Aviva I am going to spin and I am going to sweat.

I'm gonna try something
new, I don't normally do this.

Oh my god!

What is that?

My song.

Oh my god!

You gotta be very loud.

This is perfect for cycling.

I love you for that!

I heard about the song but I've
never actually heard the song.

So..

Goofy!

- Here she is!

I'm disappointed in Aviva.

I saw a few things last
night that I'm not a fan of.

But I raise money for my own philanthropic
causes and this one is pretty important.

Not only to Aviva but to the
children that were there to support.

Thank you for being here.

Thanks for being here!

Really, it means so much!

Are you kidding?

It was easy not to come!
I appreciate you coming.

This wasn't about
someone's Pinot Grigio line

or skin care line or there was
no product being pushed here.

Thank you Jakey for coming.

Can I take you to shopping
one day? Shoe shopping?

Jean shopping?

We'll go fashion and
toy store shopping, okay?

This was about helping children who
are missing limbs afford prosthetics.

That was a great packed
room, that was really great!

- That was incredible!

I'm a little bummed that Ramona and Sonja didn't come.

- I know! What happened?

- I dunno! Ramona has some doctor's
appointment that left her unable to come

and Sonja's dog was..

Sick?

- Sonja's dog was
actually had to go to the vet.

I'm gonna bomb

and I'm not the kind of person to
pressure people to come to anything.

It's not my style.

- It's for charity..

- But between you and me,
I'm all disappointed they didn't come.

If it was a night out where they got to
drink and eat or if it was a party where

they were being photographed..

they may have been
quicker to show up.

It really is fucked
up the didn't come.

Coming up

- I wanna see you with them on now!

- No way! For me shopping
for bikinis is like masturbating.

it's the kind of thing you
want to do on your own.

Wow..

Like masturbating!

- Alright, I'm ringing a taxi but
you gotta get in your bag, okay?

Hi, how are you?

I have my dog with me but she's
a really good dog so don't worry.

Hold on.
- Careful!

- I'm used to have someone
helping me with the door.

It's a little hard work.

Okay.

We're going to go
to a twenty six street.

I have to look for the address, hold on.

- No problem!

One forty west,
twenty sixth street!

Between sixth and seventh Avenue.

So how do you
think we should go?

- I think the Park
Avenue bound is good.

- I dunno! Park is bad!
- I'll take whatever you like.

- You know what, let's take Lexington!

Just keep going straight.

And we hit to the sixties, it gets a little congested
then we'll make to right and go to Lexington!

- Sure, no problem.

- When someone tells you an
address do you write it down?

What address did
I tell you to go to?

- One forty three something..

- One fourteen! Don't you think you should
have written it down so you remember so you

don't have to ask me again?

- Don't worry, I'll drop you perfectly!

- Okay!

- This is my job!
- No, I know but sometimes drivers, taxi drivers,

you tell them the address and they
go "Oh, I thought it was here!

Oh, I didn't hear you right!"...

- Okay, now you tell me, which number, it's one hundred?

- I don't.. you don't remember?

- I remember but..

- It's a good thing you're
catching me on a monday morning

and i'm more relaxed than normal.

Sorry.

So it's one fourteen..

Okay, so what
street are we on now?

Twenty six to..

Twenty six! Or
between six and seven!

- Six and seven!
- Cool! Okay, so we want One fourteen!

- Yes, one fourteen.

- So that should be on which
side, the left or the right?

Maybe.. I'll check.

- Odd numbers are on the left, even
numbers are always on the right side.

You should know
that if you're a driver.

- No problem!

- Right, see that's why if you write it down
you'd remember! I'm just giving you a little tip.

It's your business!

I wish I didn't have to tell you
three or four times the address

but otherwise it was very good.

- Next time, I'll write it, okay?

Okay!

I'll don't forget your tip!

- Oh, you have no
idea what I learned..

You wouldn't believe it.

- I mean, you've been
married too long.

Oh, look at this!

Let's go in!

- This is so delicate.

I love it.

I love it.

Yeah.

It would look good like
with a bikini in St. Barths.

- Yeah so.. let's
talk about the trip!

Well, St. Barths is
really, really hard for me

because of the
little plane..

- Just like I have a

condition and I am
wearing an artificial leg..

I also have panic disorder.
- Right..

And it's really hard to understand but
for me to go to St Barths would be like

for a regular person

to jump out have an airplane!

- Yeah, it's that
level of fear for me!

I feel like I can't breathe.

- No, I mean I get it!

I only had two panic
attacks my whole life but

they're memorable, I'll
never forget..

- They're awful!

- They're awful.
That one was in a small plane.

Many years ago but
after the accident and..

It is a terrible,
terrible feeling.

- It is!

I never want to feel
that way again and

I would hate if you felt that way.

I'm not thrilled about flying in small planes.
I don't have a phobia about it but it's

not something I talk about often..
It's not a place I'd really love to be!

Plane crash is crazy!

It's just..

Yeah.

Like losing your leg..

It's like one second everything..

- Losing your leg is nothing
compared to losing your life.

You know?

With..

with no survivors..

It's.

Carol is so calm and so cool.

It's hard to remember sometimes that
she lost her best friends and her husband.

Under dire circumstances
in such a short period of time!

- But anyway!

Yeah, I should get a pair
of earrings for St Barths!

- Listen, I may not even going to St Barths
and I just bought a dress for St Barths!

You know, the whole island is like five miles!
- It's little!

- It's tiny!

- And everyone drives around little jeeps!
- Yeah, and people fall out of the jeeps

and they die.

- These are stunning!

Look at this!

- Do you know you are..
you are a catastrophefista!

- Yes!

Completely!

But there's logic to it!

At six years old, borned at a family
that's educated and successful,

where your parents spend their
whole lives loving and nurturing..

What are the odds
that a six year old

loses her foot in a machine?

It's about one in
one hundred million!

- Exactly why the odds are something else
happening here or like one in a trillion!

- You think it works that way?

- Yes!

- It's just like "roll
the dice" everytime?

- Oh, no!

- Que Deus te ouça!

- Russ is gonna be there!

- I know!

- Which I have lot of anxiety about.

I'm afraid to introduce him to
all the girls, I gotta be honest!

If Reed came then maybe
we can just like duo force.

- Yeah, the four of us
could have go to dinner!

- But have you ever been
on vacation with Russ?

- Hell no!

You know?

Russ is a love avoiding.

- Love avoiding..

- When I met him I thought he was
perfectly fit the three things that I like.

He was very sexual.

He was geographically undesirable
and he was emotionally unavailable!

- And you don't get
attached by that sexual thing?

- Yeah, but that's just oxytocin!

- No, it is!

it's the bonding
hormone we all realise it.

It's sexual biology.
- It's so funny!

You gotta power through that!

- How do you power through that?

Because you don't want to
feel those needing feelings!

God forbid!

You might end up not being able to get
on a plane alone without your husband.

- Hello.

You know what I would love?
Is to have like a bra style.

Bikinis. Do you have any of those?

- Yeah, they're all great,
they're like bras now.

- Oh, okay! So that would
be my size! I like that!

- What kind of bottom?
- Let's to the straight bottom.

Oh my gosh.

Summertime baby!

Shopping for summer
and dead winter.

Winter fur coat..
- This it got a little warmer!

- Let me see!
- Love it!

-It comes in a cup size
so I don't really have to try.

- Please, put this on!

- I'm not proving any bathing suit.

Come on!
- Honey..

Look at his body! I
want to see it on you..

- Don't worry, you're gonna
see my body in St Barths.

- I wanna see you in them now!
- No way!

- I've never seen you in a bathing suit!
- You haven't seen?

- No, only when you came with a little MiuMiu
on the yacht.. you didn't even show your body.

Listen, for me shopping for bikinis is
like masturbating, it's the kind of thing

you want to do on your own.

Really.

You know what I'm saying?

- Wow!

Like masturbating! Okay!

- In the comfort of
your own bedroom!

But sometimes it's nice..
- Nice mirrors, nice lighting..

Sometimes it's nice when
people watch.. Get more excited!

Listen, I'm ready to watch if you want to try
the bikinis, I'm happy! I already found one.

I love the dresses! Is what I..
- Really?

I don't really know where
LuAnn and I stand right now

but happened with LuAnn and the wine event.. It wasn't
nice and you have to recognize it for what it is.

- This is like to be in the bedroom
masturbating and doing more.

- Tell me about tanning lines.

- But we're about
to go to St Barths.

So why bother? Why be
confrontational? I'm just going to let it go!

- You know what Avery said to me?
Because sometimes my nipples stick out.

- Mom! Your nipples are showing.

Nipples are nips.

I got it.

- LuAnn, I think you need to come here.
I think these are whoosing my boobies.

Look at! It's showing no
cleavage.. It's just like..

What's going on here?
- It's like smooshing me..

It's like pulling you down!
- Right?

I want to be pushed up!

- But Jesus, you look good!

- You look damn good!

Why can't you put a bathing suit?
What's the problem with the bathing suit?

- I got my bathing suit on!

- Okay! Hopefully the
boobies are perkier.

Oh yeah! The boobs
are working here!

LuAnn!

- Yes, darling?

- I love this!

- How does that look?

- Pretty damn good!

What do you think of this one?

I pretend I'm on a boat.

So this is a Roman sleeve
and then you could've..

That's just the one
we originally sources.

- Avery says "your nipples are showing!"

- You know what Noel says?
"Cover your nipples, mom!"

- So, have you heard
from Aviva? Is she coming?

I did actually call her.

And I said "You know what?

We all want you to come.

We're all very
supportive of your..

Phobias!
- Phobias..

- Anxiety!

I never realized
how anxious she is!

I didn't know she was..

Couldn't go anywhere
without her husband!

- I really want to go and I
want really go without Reed

but I don't know if I can summon the
strength to go and make it without Reed!

- Right, so how do you
feel like if Reed came..

and just maybe Mario
could come.. it's so strange!

How could she go
to Vassar College..

- Okay, sorry!

How did she go to Vassar College?
- Well..

- She's never have to fly to
Vassar! She can drive to Vassar.

- But she never had Reed there!

- Right!

She said it's more about
being somewhere "without him"!

- Step outside of your
comfort zone! Take a chance..

And try in come because I think
it is important to face your fear!

- And develop yourself as a person!
- Because it's a fear you keep running from!

- But LuAnn, think about it!

It's a double edged sword
because if she does come with us

it's almost like we have to
hold our hand the whole time!

And I just want to party hardy!

I love Aviva, don't get me wrong
but I want to have some fun and..

We're going to have fun! Listen, she's a
big girl.. She'll read.. she'll hang..

We'll kind of take turns!

- To babysit her?

- I hold her hands!

Coming up

- It wasn't about me or my charity!

It was about the children
who are missing legs.

- Oh my god!

- Hi, gorgeous!

- You must be Ella!

- This is my friend, Aviva!

- Hi, Ella!

Aviva and I are finally
getting our kids together!

Even wanting them to meet, we're having
this little match up between Ellen Hutson.

- What's up?

- Hi!
- Good to see you! How's it going?

Hey, Jax!
Wait for us, buddy!

- Hey, who wants to go on the carousel?

- How many people are going?

- Just the boys and the kids!

- Hudson, go with
Harrison and sit on his lap!

- No!
-Sweetheart!

- I don't like it.
- It's very slow!

What scares you, my love?

- Because it.. like really slow..

it'll shake my penis a little bit.

- It'll shake your
pants or your penis?

- My penis.

- You can't keep that titan, right?

- Baby, do you remember Eric?

- Yeah!

- Hey, Harrison, how are you?

My friend, Carole!

You can come over here and
we can sit and talk about a quick.

I am so excited!

- Let's sit there!

- Okay, so..

the plan!

I'm going to bring Jake out..

And I'm gonna sit in the chair
over here from the turn up sideways.

What I'll do is take the legs for
him and I'll call you in the back.

- Okay!

- What I'll do.. I'll have the running
feet all set up on the prostheses..

And I'll bring them up
together and presented to..

That is so exciting.

And then I'll get to run with him?

Well, first we have to teach
him because he's never done it.

He's never run.

- With money raised from the Soul Cycle
event, we're giving a boy named Jake his first

running legs and I am
sure he's going to be thrilled!

- Will you come over here and sit down?
- Okay!

- How are you, honey? Good
to see you! Give me a hug?

Aviva!

- Let me show you something pretty cool.

- Okay, great.

These are the running legs.
We're going to teach him

how to adapt to the running legs.

And he's probably
going to run soon.

That's great!

I was really fascinated to go to A Step Ahead.
one of my first stories at ABC News was

a story about prosthetic
limbs in Cambodia

and they were making
them out of bicycle parts.

From rubber from old tires.

- Jake?

I know you thought that I was
coming here today for an appointment

but I actually wanted to give
you your first running legs.

- Oh my gosh!

- They're running legs!

These running legs are
for you! Eric made them!

- You up for a check?

- Probably, I dunno
about the balance yet!

- But that's what I work on!

- You'd be like an
olympic athlete with these!

- Wow!

- You're going to
slide out of the chair,

I'm gonna balance you up.

- You stand down on my shoulders.

Gonna push your balance.

Jake stands up really
fast and he's ready to go!

Would you kicking
your legs forward?

Swing around the side! You're
going to go even faster, okay?

Go ahead.
I'll go with you!

- It can hurt a little.

Kick on!

Yeah, it's funny!
- You want to go again?

- Okay!
- Pull out them faster! Bounce off! Here you go!

- You got the right bounce.

- This is incredible!
- Wait until a few days!

- That is incredible!

To see this boy's face light up, it
was a very special, special moment.

- You're ready?

You're going to
walk fast and strong!

- You would think they'd
make the street level, right?

- Yeah.

The stronger and more weight
you put into the feet, the better it is!

You ready?

Alright, Jake come on to me.

Come on Jake!

Push hard and strong!

- Here you go!

Push hard!

Amazing!

Incredible!

I was impressed with Jake who is just so
full of love and adventure and excitement!

Is just a beautiful
touching moment.

I was so glad I was there.

Alright, you have to
walk inside by yourself!

- This was incredible!

- Hey, Miss Singer.

- Hey, is that Carole?

It sounds like Carole!

- Look how pretty you look!

Can you take her
coat for me, please?

- Hi, Coco!

Very pretty!

- I whipped it up in a second.

Decor!

- Oh my gosh! Caviar, Prosecco..

- A little salmon mousse..

So nice.

- You put he caviar out for us, Ramona?

- You know, honey? We have girlfriends..
- We are so fortunate!

- Very pretty!

Is Aviva coming?

- Oh, great!

- This so good.

- She was really disappointed
that you guys didn't go to her event,

so she'll points it up.
- I know!

I was all set and ready to go!
- You didn't go?

- She's upset!
- No!

We didn't talk..
- I was sure you went.

- You both texted
her at the same time!

Oh my god.

- And we were not even together!

It looked suspicious.

- What? I went to Doctor Reazy.

And I was read like a beet
and my face was on fire

and to be on the bike and
to sit there and sweat and..

- You know I didn't
go.. I told you that night!

Her poor dog is dying.

- The people that helped me
sometimes forget to do things.

They didn't get my dog..

His pill for his liver.

And he just lost
all bladder control.

And I'm like..
- You told me!

- I'm mean..

The thing with Aviva is..

- I was running up to the vet!

- You never think about the fact that she
has one leg because she's swim, she hikes,

she bike, she does everything we do in
six inch heels.. You would never know it

and she likes it that way!

But honestly, I'm telling you.

It's really, really..

It was so important to her.

I know shit happens in life
and we are all over scheduled

but I think if you promise someone
that you'll show for their event,

you should really try to be there!

- I would have been there but
my dog comes first, I'm sorry.

- I didn't want to scare the
people away with my face.

And everybody in my house was crying.. It was
like a whole thing, like Millsaps was crying..

- She may have eventually
put the dog to sleep.

- When you're ready to..

- We're going to do two
things! If it's not the pill..

then I talked about the diapers..

He doesn't take that..
- It's not gonna work!

- The diapers works for me and I
can still sleep with them but I mean..

It's not sexy me sleeping
with the dog with a diaper.

I mean, it's already kind of ridiculous!

I'm listening to Ramona
and Sonja making excuses..

and then they start holding
hands like to comfort each other.

I mean, what the hell?

I don't want put my dog down.

- Don't go into the
whole dog thing because..

- Well, I'm not going
to go into it as long as

she's cool understanding
why I wasn't there.

- She was just.. I mean..

- She was disappointed!
- She was very disappointed!

- Do you know that when a dog loses its
bladder control that means it's about to die?

- Don't say that!

- Hi! How are you?

Nice to see you!

- I met my toaster oven
partner this morning!

He's off to overseas.

He'll be there Monday and he's going
to send me the box specifications..

- Look at this beautiful apartment!

- You match with my apartment!

- Well, you know,
it's holidays time.

- Let's make a toast!

New friends!

New friends!
- Old friends!

- Sharing friends!

I was really happy to see
Aviva when she walked in!

She seemed very happy,
in good spirits so I thought

maybe you know it had passed.

-And so Carole, please,
sit across from me.

Aviva you're going to
sit right over there.

With pleasure. It's such a pretty table.

Look at this beautiful holiday decorations.

This is gorgeous!

- Thank you!

- Well, actually I have a gift for you, Aviva.

It's a gift for your charity, I'm
very sorry I could not come.

I know how much it means to you!

- Thank you very, very much! Thank
you so much! This is very, very kind.

- When Ramona hands
the check to Aviva..

I was a little annoyed because I
can write a check for that charity.

I have my own charities
that I have to support.

-You know, that state that LuAnn came

cause she didn't even know it was course,
she thought it was a regular spin class.

- Oh, my God! So LuAnn!

Aviva, at least LuAnn showed up!

I love you both so much and you mean
so much to me and I wouldn't bother

with this little lecture if
I didn't care about you.

Here it comes.

I was really disappointed
that you didn't come.

- Say you're pissed off!
Just say you're pissed off.

I'm pissed off that
you both didn't come.

This foundation just means so much to
me and I really wanted you guys to be there

and you guys texted
me last minute..

- Aviva, I would scare the kids!

My face was so frickin red..

the photographers
would it said "Who is she?".

My face was on fire.

- I didn't know she
wasn't there by the way..

I thought all the girls were there and
that you were having one hundred people.

I couldn't come because just as I
was about to walk out, Milo just had

the second episode
of losing bladder.

- I told Sonja to not talk about the dog.

- You know, he's seventeen and a half
years old and I had him before my husband.

And I sleep with him
every night and I carry this..

Heavy dog up and
down the stairs every day!

He's embarrassed when
he loses his bladder function

but now he's like doing it in the
bed like getting jump off the bed.

I always take them
on and on the bed.

- It gets embarrassed?
- He gets embarrassed!

Very proud and so
what happens was..

- Dogs are, you know..

Well, you know.. do you have a dog?

- I have this new babysitter, I think she just
didn't give them his pills for three weeks!

- Hopefully it's the pill!

- I can't have him in bed peeing..

My gay intern is in bed with me and,
you know, dates and my daughter and..

- I think it's the pill!

It's not just me!

This conversation is unraveling before
my eyes and I could feel Aviva's energy.

I didn't look at her but
I could feel the anger!

- It's humiliating to a very
proud dog to be wearing diapers!

- I think, in all honesty..

You should have scheduled your
dermatologist for another day.

- Wait! You know how hard it is to
get a dermatologist in New York?

But you're right!

You should have had somebody
else take the dog to the vet!

- Excuse me now!
- That's her baby! That's her child!

Now this is out of control.

No one

is taking

Milo

to the vet

when I may possibly be
putting him down, okay?

- You're right!

- I'm really sorry I
didn't go to your charity!

Okay, I'm really sorry!

- It wasn't about.. it
wasn't about my charity.

Hold on!

It wasn't about my charity!

- No one else is taking my dog to
the vet! I'm just sharing with you.

- But it wasn't about me or my charity.

It was about the children
who were missing legs!

Coming up

- When a dog loses
their bladder function

that it's a sign
they're about to die!

- Excuses are like assholes,
everybody has them!

- It wasn't about
me or my charity!

It was about the children
who are missing legs.

What happened with Aviva?

I told her "Okay, you can be pissed
at me" and boy, she really listened,

cause all of a sudden
she's screaming at Sonja.

- This was not about
okay it was about Milo

okay.

Alright ladies

okay.

Valid point.

Well that would work did I not
share my side and it was not about.

Me.

And I heard your side

okay.

You both have valid points excuses
are like apple's everybody has them.

I've toasted more with these women than
I I've toasted my entire life but I don't

think I've ever toasted to

tulse.

Yeah this is definitely a first.

I'm over it I'm over it obviously
you did not feel my pain.

Not go to the.

Dog

obviously I don't have a
dog yet she doesn't know that.

She has

a

lot of dogs and that dogs
are like children I guess.

You obviously did not and
I I appreciate that I'm sorry.

You didn't feel
my pain I'm sorry I

do.

Unless you have.

Children.

Other people to the vet

it just didn't seem
to me like a real.

Dog emergency to me

it just sounded like an excuse I'm not
putting my dog to sleep without being there I

know I know but
you aren't gonna put.

That she didn't.

Know she was.

When a dog

loses or bladder function.

This time.

Around.

I'm sorry I

don't get upset.

I think the middle
one is going to work it's

the medicines going to
work but medicines work

okay.

So.

Sensitive it's just that
I think that people.

Didn't know cause you're
so cool about having one leg

that we would never
know that is something that.

Obviously informs every decision
you've ever made but it's funny because

people when they meet you
they would not he doesn't.

Know.

Yeah.

Dominate

doesn't control your.

Account makes a very valid point there and
I said to now seeing you today I see how

important this event

was to you.

You.

Know what if
you're pissed me be.

Pissed at you okay say

I don't care

because that's how you
get closer to something

hey

I'm not perfect but I am not perfect but I
know I'm coming from a good plan then we

move on.

To apologize takes a tremendous amount of
character so I personally want to thank you

for that ok.

Number two

an apology is is is
not just saying I'm sorry

it's also about
not doing it again.

So the takeaway from
this is going forward

if I have something that's really
important I'm going to make it very clear

and you guys are going to have
your sweet little ass is show up.

Morton's me thank you
so much for understanding

and thank you you
know for everything.

Let's kisses

lesson learned

she's definitely not a
dog person oh lordy.

Next time on the real
housewives of new York city.

St parts here we come

here's to a great trip.

Oh my god look at that
ass on Carol holy sh.

It's just a kosher butcher.

Sorry it is I guess now
I go to the bathroom

more diarrhea.

And.

Oh my god I had the
best time last night.

She brought me along.

Now things are
getting interesting.

We heard the voices
with you last night oh

yeah what was that guy
the Brooklyn last night.

So did you have
fun your last night

okay kissinger.

Bored by directorate la de la

soir the more.

You get to be this is.

That's for sure.

She's gonna come through
the weekend with or without re

with worry.

You are the biggest
double deal and you.

Call me a double dealer you'll
see your ass war against them.

Is going to make the trip.

Okay and I don't want to.

If you give me my
personal space.

It's just disgusting you

to ask them to leave or
being rude or I'm Levy upturn

sure.

I don't need any new friends.

You can't handle the truth.

All of you and your husband.

So.

Think you should go and have a nice
time and I'm going to leave oh my god

Heather.

If

you're both white
trash quite frankly

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I.

I know.