The Real Housewives of New York City (2008–…): Season 5, Episode 11 - This Party Is Toast - full transcript
To celebrate the holidays, Carole hosts a "White Elephant" party for the ladies and their husbands. Aviva brings her father George, who happens to be in town and LuAnn and Heather get their first dose of the sex-crazed patriarch. Sonja arrives to her toaster oven photo shoot over an hour late - which immediately ticks off Heather, who has organized the entire thing. Carole finally finished her book and wants to celebrate by inviting all the ladies to come with her to St. Barth's for a vacation.
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- When was the last time you had sex?
This morning.
No! With yourself?
- No, I don't masturbate.
- Then you're like my hero!
- Miss Morgan!
- Oh, hi!
First thing I'm thinking when I
see Ramona sitting at the table is
it's kind of a fuck you.
- I was thinking you could take a
very strong powerful beautiful man.
- All I know is I'm not noticing
any about the toaster oven,
I'm just looking at that body!
Who would sell a toaster oven
with a fricking naked guy on it?
Are you doing this because you're in love..
- I love Jacques!
- You want to keep Jacques?
- Of course!
I just hope Lu has
thought this through
and is doing it for
the right reasons.
I thought we could come in and shoot it
but also have some shots with me
with the toaster oven without the guy.
I don't see why that's such a big deal!
- It's two totally
different setups!
- I mean, let's just do them both!
- You're not upset with me
about the wine event, are you?
- I'm gonna hold the fifth answer to that.
- What do you mean?
- I'm holding the fifth.
- I had to get this off my chest. You're not
going to pull another one of those fast ones
on my wife with this wine, right.
- You really think it was one of those?
You're never going to
pull that crap again, okay?
Never underestimate a woman
born and raised in New York City.
I may be a Princess but i'm
definitely not a drama queen.
My success is built on making
women look and feel their best. Holla.
To some people living
elegantly just comes naturally.
I'm not afraid to say what
everyone else is thinking.
A little Sonja will
spice up any party.
Happy holidays.
I love this place.
- I don't mind a holiday party.. I
mean, I think it's a little hokey
but it's an excuse to have a party.
So I invited all the ladies
down to the Hotel Gras food
which is a quintessential
New York watering hole.
Jacques is sitting here!
Jacques is not coming.
I'm sorry!
Let's just move..
- Who's George?
George is Aviva's dad.
- Why don't you
put him next to you?
- I sat next to
George in Florida.
- So you had your fill of George.
I'm George.
The other ladies they
told me that you're in Florida..
We had a wonderful experience!
- It seems that LuAnn's
boyfriend is not coming tonight.
I'm sorry.
- Beware!
Charming.
What we're drinking?
- I dunno!
- Will you drinking martinis?
If I had a Martini with you, George,
I'm afraid I might misbehave.
- We're gonna have the double!
Champagne, maybe.
Isn't it Miss Morgan?
- Sonja, I made you a surprise!
- You know why you
should sleep with me?
Because it'll be the kinkiest
experience you ever had.
- Oh God, I'm really
not looking for kinky.
C'mon!
- I just have a little
bit of a fever so..
I was very surprised
to see George
- So I'm here next to George!
- But I have to tell you, I
was so glad to see Carole
had placed George
next to LuAnn.
We're playing the Secret Santa gift.
We'll exchange.
We will each pick a number
and the first person picks a gift,
opens it and the second
person picks the gift, opens it.
If he or she likes the first
get better, they can steal.
You got to pick a number.
Okay, I'm opening up my gift.
So what are we getting?
Good Karma Jewelry!
Okay. Open yours!
This is a..
- You're not supposed to say!
It looks like a cake.
Looks like a coaster square.
It's a wine coaster and inside
it's called a drip ring.
- It looks like a cock ring, Sonja.
You know, what the gay guys
put down the cock.
- Only the gay guys?
- Moving on!
Ooh.
- Don't act like you
don't know what this is.
I know what this is.
- You put that in your
mouth and we whip you.
It goes to your forehead
like this, George.
So you can think better.
- Reed, take the coaster. Give it to him.
- George, this is for you!
- You have to give up your..
- I'll give up my cock ring.
For my masochistic gag.
- By the way, you have to wear it during dinner.
- If LuAnn put it for me I'll take it.
- I think I'm gonna get my gift now.
- And she have the shoulders for it. Look at that shoulders.
Oh, gorgeous!
Beautiful espresso cups.
- You can keep
these espresso cups
or you can trade with any..
- Sorry, honey!
Oh! Perfect for Jacques!
Jacques needs a cock ring?
Now we know that she needs
a cock ring more than the gag.
Honey, let me tell ya.
The truth comes out.
- You happy to see me
or what? What was that?
- Oh my God, it's an alligator!
Put it back in the box!
Carole, you are so brave!
I've never seen anything like that!
She's holding the lizard!
- Am I keeping it or trading it?
- I feel that Carole
was the right recipient.
I agree!
- Cause she's single, she has no
kids and she can care for the lizard.
- It's a special iguana.
It's a special iguana?
- It's called the clitoris iguana.
- You better save that for later, George.
Give me that lizard.
- How is it going?
You're nice? Come along.
So is everybody here?
Everything's all working and
the lights are getting set up?
Hi, good morning, everyone!
Where's Sonja?
Sonja is not here yet?
Okay, she's supposed to be getting
her hair blow dried just right now.
Wow, okay..
- Where is Sonja?
She's got an important role here today!
A call time is a call time for a reason!
She insisted on the second setup
and that takes extra time.
- Gian Andrea, any news
on that camera, honey?
Are they working that out? Well, that was
a nice thing to wake up to this morning.
- Tell me about it.
Just so you know, for the second setup,
based on all we've pulled together for this
I said to her "Number two, it's yours!"
So we're going to do the setup that we
believe in, which is with Josh's torso and the
whole nine yards and then..
The second setup
Sonja can direct us and we'll be
here to help her in any way we can.
So we do not have any clue
what's going to happen?
- No clue.
That's as much as I could put
into it more than I already have.
And then we'll get
another table for you guys
- We were an hour into the shoot and..
She's still not here.
Hi.
How are you?
- Good morning!
- We just got out of bed.
- Did you bring tinfoil?
- Oh, we can get some!
Have you watched my videos?
"How to cook in the toaster oven".
- No, she has not.
- So do you know how to
cook in the toaster oven?
I put the olive oil..
All over the outside.
And you put it on piece of
tinfoil in the toaster oven..
And that's it!
For ten, twelve minutes
and those go on the middle rack.
To cook..
- Where is that beast, where is that oven?
- Let me finish the
thought, please.
So those go on the
middle rack to cook.
- Okay, let's see the toaster oven.
- Who brought the toaster oven?
- There they are!
Just put it over here.
- Sonjs, this..
- I'm getting us food, what do you
want? You want a scrambled egg?
- Yeah!
- That's easy.. protein.
Do you need anything?
- I'm good!
Let me see who else needs food.
When does James get here so I can talk
to him about dresses and stuff?
- That's me!
Talk to me about that stuff.
- I pulled yellow but it's not an easy dress
to find and it's not it's not easy without..
- Well, we found that on the
Thursday night and then that.. Friday..
- No, I've been working on this
for a really long time, I don't know if you
really quite get that..
- When does James come? Do we
want to get his opinions?
- He's coming. Of course!
You've been looking for dresses
for a long time because I don't think
we should wear black!
I wear color, I wear hot pink, red..
- Black sometimes really work, so..
I think we should get you in
hair and makeup and started..
- This one is the best too
because it's the most streamline!
So let's get hair
and makeup started!
Oh, that takes no
time! I work with Jason.
Did you meet Jason? Jason!
- There's no sense of urgency! I feel like I
care more about this brand than she does.
- The second shoot we're going to show me
taking food out of the toaster actually..
- The first one!
The second setup
that you want to do.. We can get the food
kind of plated differently but for that one..
- That's kinda I asked backwards because
here I would be taking the food
out cause I'm in my apron and..
- You can take it out there too!
- Should we switch the gown and the tray to
the second and do the food coming out of
the toaster with the guy?
- No, it doesn't work!
- It's too much!
- Thank you!
Sonja still hasn't given me any creative direction
on what she wants that second set up to be.
- Even if it's
suggested the viewer..
Sneaking out to a party to just
get something out of the oven
to eat it.
Right!
- Okay so I'm all dressed ready to go to the party.
And I'm taking the
food out of the toaster.
- You've got it!
Yes! That's overdoing.
Okay, perfect!
- Hi!
You're here! We were waiting
for you! I'm happy to see you!
- You know, guys, we got a schedule!
- We gotta go!
The food will come!
Temperature and cooking..
- Her hair and makeup it's not done?
No!
No?!
No!
- She just got here!
- Hey, girlfriend!
- Alright! Your butt is gotta go in hair and makeup now, Ms Model!
- I'm not going to be far, if you need any help!
The chicken parts were you
gonna need just for presentation!
- You guys don't have to worry about
hair and makeup, I worked with Jason!
- Ok! Go work!
We can't wait for you to work!
If you want to waste
my time and pay me?
No problem!
But if you want to waste my time and
not work effectively and efficiently when
everybody's in there doing it for
free then that's a problem for me!
- You know what? Bring the headband
scissor cause we have that one, the pearl one.
Coming up
- They're both James' campaign.
- You won't give me credit for this
campaign, I feel like.
- We get all day!
It's not like we're doing something out
of the ordinary. It's basically the classic
Lady Morgan.. it's not like..
- Exactly!
Is the first set of bars set up?
- The first set up it's all set up.
- Okay, good! Because we got to nail the first one.
She approved at us a setup, you know,
whether I'm gonna deliver her the box.
The rest is up to her!
- It's a small shoot!
- She seems to have a clear vision of the looking.
- Of what she wants!
But she doesn't have
the vision of what I want!
- Wait a second.
Listen the reason we're doing the two
shoots is because, Caesar, I'm with you.
What if the retailer says "I don't want a
naked guy holding that toaster oven with food"!
I mean, when I see a naked
guy I'm thinking "I want to fuck"..
I don't want to cook from.
- I don't think she should
touch him in any way..
- You don't think so?
- No, I don't think so! She's all
about the oven, it's not about him.
I think it could
be kind of nice.
Let's not change the concept.
You have my bag? I gotta go to
the bathroom and change my tampon!
It's in the orange box, sweetie.
This is why I'm so cranky!
I lose a lot of blood.
Come in here!
God.
Oh my god.
You see? That's why the doctor
said I have a young uterus!
I do not have dead eggs!
The Countess may.
- I gotta go get you
something to wear!
- I'm so embarassed!
- She just left out.
- She did?
She's changing her tampon.
Coming in!
Okay!
Can I tell you? It looks like
someone got murdered in here.
If we threw Aviva's leg in here, and
my blood, they'd be like, "Murder!"
So gross .
She can pick the picture that
she wants to put on her packaging
and I did what I told her that I would do.
- I gotta say one thing.
- And we're done!
And it's a wrap!
- One thing! We are
retouching one picture. Not two!
- I'm gonna pass out.
I'm like losing so much
blood, I'm gonna pass out!
You okay?
- I just put a dress on!
- Let's do that.
- Okay, let me get on
the phone with London.
Thank you.
Trisha!
Hi! Oh my God! I'm so happy..
I am the busiest person
in the world! It's insane!
Come on! Let's go, baby!
we're very late.
- Shoes? Who's got the shoes?
- It's already here!
- You bring the shoes!
And I need to go to
the bathroom again
it's like rustling cattle!
- Alright I got her!
You got her?
- You're not upset, are you?
First shot coming up!
- How about your torso?
- I'm trying to guard that because..
This is the money shot!
Exactly!
Look at how great
they look together.
Let's go, let's start shooting.
A little bit this way this elbow.
Open a little bit right, yeah.
Yes.
That's what I needed.
Beautiful.
That's what I needed! Stay there and keep
posing!
We finally got the first shot
off and now we can start to flow
and maybe all this
effort will really pay off.
- Okay, how's that?
- That's perfect.
When it came to modeling,
Sonja was a breeze.
Right there! Right there! Nice!
Nice, Sonja.
- Five more shots and
we'll switch setups!
This is looking good!
- Yeah, that's amazing.
Beautiful.
That face was beautiful!
She seem like she owns that!
- I think we kinda nailed this.
That's really good!
- I think we got it!
We got it!
It's that me?
I get a little bit..
I just love this! I'm so happy!
That is razor sharp!
Look at the eyes!
We should do some of
those eyes on my website!
- Give a high five, girl.
- You're up next!
- I feel like I gave
Heather and James exactly
what they were looking for..
I'm sure we got some great shots..
Now I'm ready to
move on to my vision.
Let's do it! Sonja on the set!
Let's start to get the
composition laid out, okay?
Cause I want to go
home at some point today
and we all have like day
jobs that we have to get to!
I've had two meetings
here, I gotta go!
I was thinking asparagus on the smaller
plate, I didn't bring my kidney plate.
Just move this back..
- Ok..
Chicken in the back!
That works!
- Let's take a shot of this just, so I
can see how it looks on the plate.
And what time is it because my daughter
come home from school soon!
- Listen, honey, you don't have to tell us! We want
to get it cracking. Let's get it popping and cracking.
Okay! Okay, let's go.
Let's go.
- Yes, beautiful.
Hold there!
That's nice!
Relax as much as you can!
Beautiful!
Nice.
There's no comparison
between the two setups.
You know what I mean?
This shows the
capacity of the oven.
- Good?
I know these guys are there for
me and they're really satisfied so far
but I'm not feeling the same
enthusiasm as I did on the first set.
We're going to get it now.
Finally.
This is going to be the money
shot right here. I'm counting on it!
Everything you're
doing is great.
Turn your face to me a little
bit more? Yeah, it's right there!
I really don't like it and I'm
afraid she's going to go for it.
Don't worry about it, James!
It's good! We want to have two good
options for her to choose from.
- We got it! That was the
end! It was what we needed!
We got it! We did it!
So I'm really happy with the outcome.
I'm actually proud of the outcome.
- You know what
I'm saying.. It's like..
It's sick! It's fucking sick.
- It's awesome!
- You see what I mean?
That to me is so catchy.
- Look at that! That's cute! if you
could crow up some beauty shots..
And just the food
and just a toaster..
- So we'll give you final select
so you can pick the top one.
- Have you call that
either one it's a success.
- And they're both your campaigns! You keep
saying that but their both James' campaign.
- It's not just James' campaigns..
I feel like you won't give
me credit for this campaign.
- She can have it.
I swear to God!
- But you're vision worked!
After I pulled the team together and lead
the creative on the entire process and..
Brought all these people
in to help me help her
to say that I didn't
even really do anything.
Well, mama, that's
pretty much a diss.
- I know that you like them both but for your
presentation is there one that you just
feel in your gut like you have..
Like you want..
- I think me with the toaster oven is
sufficient. We've been through this!
You got it!
Done! Thanks, team!
- Let's go home!
Thank you!
- Let me get the rest of this
stuff! Where'd the boys go?
Thanks.
Thank you.
Coming up
Reed is my best friend
and I really hate to leave him.
You guys don't care
if I brought him.
I'm not saying a word.
You having all the girls over?
- I'm having all the girls over!
Come into my lounge.
Hello!
Oh my God!
- Even in the afternoon!
Well, yellow roses! I love how
you bring sunshine into the house.
I love yellow!
Yeah, I think I need something to relax with
six girls! Who knows what's going to happen!?
- Carole's been to my home
but I've never been to hers
and I have to say, it reflected her
personality. It was very chic, not too big.
She's petite.
In an apartment petite
Carole.. It worked!
- She just flew in from Moscow!
Let's order some food!
Who's in for pizza?
- I ate lunch, I'm sorry! I eat already!
I'm not a pizza eater! Can I get like a
nice salad with chicken or something?
I would've brought food!
I know Carole's single,
I know she doesn't have children
but when you go to someone's home,
don't you have the food there already?
- You can take a M&M's.
The only thing on the table was a bowl of M&M's.
I can't live on M&M's, I guess Carole does!
This is to funny!
Oh my God, I'm going to laugh.
I am laughing!
The white one says..
All the white says..
"Ramona Pinot"!
No!
- Yellow says "Yummy tummy"!
- Oh my God, that's so cute!
This one says "Sonja In The City"!
- Oh my God, too cute!
- I'm not someone who
has conventional lunches.
So when I knew all the girls were coming
over I thought it'd be fun to get them
M&M's with their names on them
and I was going to order a
pizza but apparently they wanted
healthier food.
How hungry are you guys?
Cause they totally
fucked up the order.
- They messed up the order?
I ordered four salads but
they only gave us one!
- Are you serious?
- How they go from four salads to one?
- But why don't we call them
to ask for the three more?
What's the number?
- No, no! I get it!
- I'm just not the
hostess with the mostess.
- No, he didn't
hear you correctly!
- Anyway, cause I have some good
news! I finished my manuscript.
Fantastic!
- Tha'ts so great!
I'm thinking of going to St. Barths.
I thought maybe you guys
would want to tag along with me!
- I love St. Barths!
- St. Barths it's great!
And Russel is going to be there because
it's there's a big blues music festival
going on at the same times.
- Great!
- Is your boyfriend playing?
- And Russel is playing!
- I was so depressed
to come back from vacation
and now you got me so excited.
But I wanted you guys to like
to go to St. Barths without the..
You know, I'm not just going.. I'm
going to hang with you guys, of course!
But you'll share him, right?
You're going to share him!
- I'm afraid to even
bring him around!
The whole group is so..
- There's a direct flight to St. Barths?
- Yeah, there's a direct flight..
- That's to Puerto Rico!
From Puerto Rico to St. Barths.
- Yeah, I definitely don't want
that little plane from St. Barths.
All my friends go to St. Barths. Half
my friends have homes in St. Barths!
And I've never been for a reason
and the reason is that little plane.
And there's some many other
things! If you're all going in a boat,
I won't be going in the boat.
How's could that bad
to you to go in a boat?
I really don't go on a girls trip since
my twenties. One last night single!
- It sounds like you
need a girls trip to me!
She's like "you're ready for one"!
- If you haven't been to
St.Barths, you're going to love it!
- But Reed's my best friend
and I really hate to leave him!
- You know, sometimes it's good
to let your hubby miss you
for a couple of days.. I mean,
I think it keeps the
relationship fresh!
- He misses me when he goes to work!
- Not being able to
leave your husband
at home when you
go on a girls trip
it's not very sexy.
You have to leave a man missing you a bit.
- I really want to go and I want to
go without Reed but I don't know
if I can summon the strength to
go and and make it without Reed!
- Sometimes Aviva does
give mixed messages.
She'll say to me "I don't want to be noticed
for my disability, I don't want to be
noticed for my anxieties",
and yet then all of a sudden she'll make
everything about her disability and her
anxiety so..
Which is it, Aviva?
This has become a
hindrance for you for traveling!
There's something that
you don't like to talk about it.
You're a little embarrassed about
it and you wish it didn't occur..
but it does and I'm hearing you and I
understand you have a problem with this
and you know what?
We all have stuff!
- I know it's irrational
I have problems too!
- But I really do, like I've got..
I get it.
- I've got a lot of shit.
- But maybe this is now happening
to.. maybe.. we can help you.
Turn the corner on
this. Maybe we can't.
But maybe we can!
- I gotta just to get
there, I dunno if I can!
- Sometimes it's good to face your fears.
That's how I go.. I kind of go..
"You know what?"
"I am going to do it! And
I'm going to get over this.
And I'm going to face my fear.
I think that's the best way to get
over a lot of fears and phobias.
You know, unfortunately
it's a big step
but sometimes you just have to take it..
- It's just like, "do I want to go in the pit of
snakes or do I just want to touch the snake?".
- What snake?
- Exposure, exposure.
- Quite choice of word!
- Personally, I like to just touch a snake.
And then step back,
digest it and I like to ..
- Excuse me, but Reed
wasn't always in your life.
And you did go, if I remember
correctly, you went to Vassar College.
How did you survive
Vassar without Reed there?
- I dunno, I was young! I didn't
have kids! I was less afraid.
- I remember very well when
my kids were small. And once I..
You know, once you
start doing it a little bit..
It gets easier.
- You guys don't care
if I brought him?
I'm not saying a word.
And I usually I have a big
mouth. Well, I'm saying nothing!
Let me have a drink.
Honestly, I don't care
one way or another.
If Reed wants to calm that's great,
if he doesn't come, that's cool too.
If it gets Aviva to St Barths, that's even better.
- We'll just talk about you! The whole trip!
That Aviva, that Aviva.. So
see, that's what you have to come!
And you're going to look around and
say "Oh my gosh! I am so glad I did this!
This is the best thing I've could ever
done and I had the best time of my life!"
- Or you are going to totally regret!
- Mark my words!
Mark my words.
- I'll think about it!
Carole, this is a nice little lunch!
- Thank you.
Ok, so these are the two
magazine covers.
So can I ask you silly question?
- Yes!
Why are they two different sizes?
Weren't they must be the same size?
We specifically email that we wanted a certain
size because they'd want to be too big,
too obnoxious, you know?
- What's good is that it
is a bit of a darker cover.
- That's my mom!
Tonight at the Pier is my big
launch of the Ramona red wine.
Which is the addition to
the Ramona Pinot Grigio.
And it just so happens, I'm
on the cover of two magazines.
It's a big night.
- Sonja!
- Amazing cover!
- Do you like it?
- That one on the right looks exactly
like that one that I known for 25 years!
Like the one I've
known for twenty
Avery loves that shot.
- And the one on the left..
Oh, my God! Is that your
mom on the photograph?
- You noticed it!
That is why you and I are..
- In the portrait!
- Can I take you away for a second?
I got a break for one second.
- I wanted to find out about the
shoot that she went on with Heather,
that I was blackballed from!
- I like to know what really
happened at the shoot.
- How do I say this?
We're two very strong characters, right?
- Right!
- I know what I want.
I showed up prepared.
I come in, I'm not sweating it. I know..
It's about the experience and
I like to enjoy myself and I
want to have fun with the shoot.
They keep saying a lot of this,
"I, I, I! I have this vision! I want this"!
I want that! I want this!
- So was she trying
to steamroll you?
Yeah! She was like "Ok!"
- She's very strong opinions!
- So she's trying to
steam roll you. It's her way!
She was bossing me around.
And then.. oh my god!
At the end of the shoot..
She was like "I know you
don't think I'm doing anything!"
- Cause she probably wasn't!
- Who say that?
Cause you did everything!
If she said to you "You don't
think I did anything" that means
she knows she didn't do anything.
- I'm not really very happy with her!
- I only want to work with people I enjoy working with.
- Hey!
- Is that you?
I know!
Can you believe it? With extensions!
I thought it was Avery at first.
- That's what Mario said!
It looks like Avery.
Ramona, you look just like
Avery in this picture! It's like weird!
- Airbrushed, overly airbrushed.
- You know what you
want and what you want it.
- No, but I also have very
strong opinions, so you say to me..
"Well,I don't know about wedges!"
It's going to take five or six
cameras over my head as well.
Totally!
I thought I came together really lovely and
I'm just so glad that I know you're going
to have amazing pictures
and at the end of the day.
I know what I want for you.
But that doesn't matter,
what you want for you,
what you can stand in front of
those retailers and feel great about
is all that matters.
- That's amazing that you just said that
because what I was saying to Ramona is
you were saying a lot of "I have this
vision, I want this, I was thinking that"!
- Why is Sonja telling me this? She's
telling me that she'd talk behind my back
to Ramona, basically?
Now it's over!
It's causing angst between our friendship
like I'm having anxiety about it and
I don't want to have that
and now we can go have fun
in St Barths.. I mean..
- Let's have fun in St Barths!
- Deal!
Never.
- What am I missing?
We're not talking about
the toaster oven shoot?
- We talked about that too!
- So I kind of heard that
you've steamrolled her
and you wouldn't
listen to what she said.
- Not true!
- Actually, she told me!
- After four or five approaches..
- You actually told she was steamrolling you..
- Yeah, she steamed me a little!
- She actually said after
you steamrolled her
and you wouldn't listen.
- I disagree with that.
It's okay, you're allowed.
I am pulling you outside, let's
just talking about something.
- So something's been on my mind.
- Okay, good! So you're gonna tell me,
that's our pact.
- Right! We had a pact, we
are not following the pact!
- Why?
What did I do now?
Sonja asked you point blank,
"I liked Ramona to be at
the shoot" and you said "No!"
"I don't want her there!"
- I cannot believe I'm even having this
conversation with Ramona right now or even
letting her flapper
jaw at me about it!
- You knew I wanted to be there,
so you should have picked
up the phone and communicate
and you didn't
do that and to me
that wasn't right!
She said she wanted me there!
- She didn't!
- She didn't asked me.
- She asked!
She said I asked her to be there.
Sonja..
- She didn't!
- You're wrong!
- I'm right! I promise you I'm right.
- Sonja doesn't lie!
- Well, we can bring her
over here if you wanna do that!
- Sonja!
Better go to Sonja!
Maybe she lost her mind.
- Let's go!
What's going on?
You said to me that Heather
didn't want me at the shoot.
- That's true. She said to me..
- So is that true or not?
- She said Sonja is not gonna
have Ramona at the shoot!
- No, no, no! When did I said that?
- You said it, you did said!
- It was James!
- But I agree..
- When James and you and I were having
a meeting at my photo shoot, James said..
- He said it first but she also said..
- You also said!
- No, I didn't!
- "Cause I don't want Ramona there!"
- I agree! I agreed! I said that!
- So then.. you
should've called me!
- But I dunno why I should've called you!
- Ok, you just lie to me!
- She only wants to hear half of it
and then she flies away all angry
and she thinks it's my place..
- James said it first!
- But then you agreed, "Okay, nobody!"
- You said to me we really
should never have Ramona there.
And I said "No! We
should've anybody there!"
- But why would it be my
place to call Ramona and say
"You're not allowed at
Sonja's photo shoot"?
- Cause she loves me and she's..
- That's good, you guys
can have your love affair.
If you said to me, but you never did,
"You know it's really important
for me to have Ramona there".
- I never said that!
- No, you never did! So I'd said
"Then you should have her there!"
- I agree with you!
- That's she doesn't ever get to
hear that part, you know what I mean?
- Oh, I told her that!
- No, she just said you lied to me!
- Quit being so wishy washy and playing both
sides of the coin! You just can't tell me
what I want to hear and what Ramona
what she wants to hear. It's ridiculous!
- I'm really upset!
Listen to me!
Sonja was having a photo shoot.
And she said "I'd like to have Ramona there"
And James said "No, I don't think it's
a good idea for Ramona to be there".
And Heather replied "Yes, I don't
think it's good for Ramona to be there".
So now I go over
to Heather and said
"Listen, I'm upset you said that I
couldn't be there at the photoshoot".
- Oh, why didn't she just said
that she didn't want you there?
- I don't know what the fuck her problem is!
- I wouldn't mind that
you're a pain in the ass!
- Right! And she did said that!
"Yeah, you're right! I'm a pain in the ass!"
- You are a pain in the
ass! You scared people!
Sonja was crying about Heather,
Heather's steamrolling her.
- Are you kidding me?
- Sonja said that to me!
- Give me a break!
- Oh, that's what she said!
- She in a great thing for Sonja and..
Sonja should be more of a friend too.
- I not disagree.
It's really none of Ramona's business.
It's between Heather and Sonja!
She should be being a
good hostess! It's her party!
- What happened?
- Heather double talks!
The catcher in
something that's not right..
She double talks!
- This just happened?
- Yes!
- And now I get to go to St Barths with her?
Maybe I stay in home with you!
Just you know, I'm just disappointed!
I'm disappointed to Heather!
Alright, now I'll go circulate, I guess!
- I yet have to be at a party where Ramona has
not either caused or been part of some big drama.
- I wanna hear your side of the story!
- Oh, it's so ridiculous! There's no side!
The bottom line is it
was Sonja's photoshoot.
And Ramona's hurts that
she wasn't a part of that,
because she wants to be part of everything!
- So Sonja, I had to walk
away because you know what?
The old Ramona would've
gonna go on screaming..
And I'm learning..
I just have to try to contain
myself and walk away.
- The old Ramona? What was that?
The new one?
- Yeah!
- You throw me under the steamroller!
- She lies!
- She's a f liar!
Okay, I don't like liars!
- We just wait after the tall girl.
Thank you so much!
I wouldn't worry about it!
- I'm not worried about it!
Not for a second!
You know what they said,
"No good deed goes unpunished".
Coming up
- You talk behind my fucking back!
I'm sick of it!
What did you guys here?
Why do you want to do yoga?
My mom thinks that yoga is
good because it will distress you.
There's a peace that comes with it!
- It's like that! We could be calmer!
I'm ready I need to get rid of my chatter.
Let's focus on slowing your breath down.
- See, this is very hard for
me because I'm always going..
I know, I always going to have..
- Mom, stop! You're ruining it!
- Okay! Is just because it's hard for me to do this.
You're good with planks?
- Oh yeah, I hold a plank for 60 seconds!
- That's not something to brag about!
- Well, it took me a long time to get to 60.
- This is plank right here.
I do the other plank.
- Mom, this is yoga plank.
- Okay, thank you for explain it.
- Come down for five
- Oh, this is hard!
Isn't it just a pushup.
Holy shit.
- Take a look at me, Ramona!
I kind of doing my own thing now.
Shoulders above the ribs!
That looks very awkward, just so you know!
- It gets better after this.
Like, passing that one?
- You can bring this foot down.
- I can even do what I'm doing!
- Okay, how long are we gonna hold this for?
- Until your life changes!
- Okay, it's changed.
Upward dog, guys.
- Like, her is very
calming, your voice is not!
- But I feel very relaxed now.
It's a first!
Okay!
You're going to love this home, beautiful!
I'm sure Janna is decked out.
Janna!
- Oh, darling!
So good to be
with my two friends.
Hi, Janna!
You're the star tonight! Look
at you, you're so beautiful!
- I'm loving that outfit, girl.
Drop dead!
- Let me tell you that..
- I can't believe you're wearing red lipstick because I saw..
I love it.
My girlfriend Janna Bullock, she's
an international jet-setting socialite
and she throws parties
that are not to be missed!
So I'm inviting all the girls.
- You know, I can't believe
you wore red lipstick.
Because who else wore red lipstick?
- Oh my God!
Just taking first name's!
- Carole!
Radzwill.
Perfect.
- Where's Miss Carole and LullyLu?
I dunno!
Oh, there's Carole!
You were like there and
then you were gone!
Do you like it?
I loved your ponytail!
Hey.
- Hi, honey!
- I have to talk to you about something.
- I wanted to ask you
when you and Jacques
have the wine tasting..
- Yes?
What was your intention?
Because I felt like
if she got it wrong..
Like I feel like..
- What got wrong?
- If she would have
guessed her wine wrong..
- There it was no guessing of the wine!
It was a wine game!
- It was wine game and
somebody covered her wine!
- Jacques covered the wine!
Because it was about
how the wine changes
when you put different smells
underneath your nose.
I thought it was great that Jacques
featured her wine at the event!
And you know what? People liked it!
It wasn't to fool Ramona! Ramona
is just paranoid about her wine!
Aviva is so annoying! I mean, I have already
discussed the wine party with Ramona!
Didn't you get the memo?
Jacques!
Jacques!
I would have a glass of champagne pour moi!
- Just as I was looking
for a glass of champagne..
My gut tells me that LuA nn
wanted Ramona to fail.
And I think that whole scenario is
really below a Countess' behavior!
- So Aviva thinks you were
mean to covered Ramona's wine.
- My concern was that what
would have happened if she said..
"Oh, this is not good! This is bad!"
And if she was speaking badly
about her own wine in a public forum..
This would've been
completely fucked up!
What I am? A master of wine!
Tasting my wine!
And the master of wine says
good things about the wines.
That's fantastic exposure!
I was not trying to set her up.
It was fun!
- It was a wine game!
- It seems like a set up!
Come on! It's fun and it
turned out to be very good!
- Darling have you totally
lost your sense of humor?
I have a sense of humor!
Totally lost your sense of humor!
- I was a little bit, just like
when she was, you know..
Oh my God! He plays the piano?
Yes.
He wrote this song by the way!
Alright! I got it! I got it!
Jacques doesn't want to talk about
this sneaky wine incident with Ramona.
Fine! So you go off
and play the piano.
Could had it gone bad! It could
have ruined your livelihood but..
My livelihood is selling
Pinot Grigio? Give me a break!
Come on! This whole thing about me
hurting Ramona's profits of her wines..
I thought she drank all
the profits, in any case!
How are my true new favorite girls?
- I missed you, guys!
- I'm trying to comunicate to LuAnn..
About the wine tasting. I failed!
What do you mean? Why you failed?
- She was like..
- She didn't get it?
She didn't get it.
She's not the brightest
woman, you know that!
- Goodbye! We are running out!
We have a birthday party to go!
- We didn't get to talk?
- No talk?
- No, no! We have to go!
- So we talk another time!
- Oh, you miss me?
I will ending up in a new color master on the jacuzzi was a..
- JA CU CU
JA CU OUI?
It's called the jacuzzi!
Jacuzzi!
Get the accent right!
Abientot!
Have a great weekend.
- Okay, so I just want
to tell you something!
- Wait! Wait!
Wait.
- His accent isn't for real! He doesn't
even know how to do the french accent!
- As soon as he leaves
she starts trash talking!
- Let her talk!
- I told her in french she was mean.
I just said "You're
mean" in french.
You did! You spoke your mind!
- Say it in French!
- I just said right now that you're mean!
- She said it wasn't a setup!
- She said it was a game!
- Screwing around with
somebody's livelihood is not a game!
- That's what she said!
- That's what I said!
As her bread and butter! She goes..
"Oh! Her bread and butters are wine?
- And I said yes!
- Thank you! Thank you, Sonja!.
- But LuAnn is not a businesswoman!
LuAnn has nothing about business!
She knows how to marry well and divorce
well! I'm sorry! Call a spade a spade!
Most people after
divorce go back to work!
She doesn't have to work! She knows nothing
about money and earning money, I'm sorry!
I know you do!
And I know you do!
And LuAnn doesn't!
I'm sorry!
- Talking about Jacques as he walks out
the door! And saying he's not French!
What the fuck is that?
They're upset about LuAnn and the wine.
- This is ridiculous! No one has a sense of humour around here.
- It was a dumb thing
to do when you're trying
to rekindle a
friendship that is long..
And complicated and
slightly dysfunctional..
- Jacques felt that he was actually
promoting her wine but whatever..
- Even, what is she does
said it was terrible?
- Well, you'd think she knows her wine!
- But I think is disgusting
that he walks out of the room
and they say that he was
faking his French accent
and he doesn't even know how to speak
French! Like, you gotta be kidding me!
Who cares about this? I am not
picking a fight with someone who's
making fun of Jacques accent, which
is charming and it's part of his charm.
- Now they're just being
as mean as he's being!
Like, I mean, I can't deal! I can not..
Aviva.. it's insane!
Aviva is confusing me! It's clearly not right
talking behind someone's back the minute
they leave the room.
You know, I wouldn't call that rising
above anything. I would call that sticking
yourself right in the
middle of the shit.
- Are you leaving?
Yes!
I'm gonna walk all over that..
It's upsetting, to say the least..
- The wine thing?
Yeah. That was upsetting to me..
-
that whole conversation
I just overheard.
Really..
I mean, I am.
- Oh, you were listening?
Well, I just wouldn't talk about
someone behind their back like that.
- No, we just talked to LuAnn and
we were all talking to LuAnn about..
- About how fake Jacques' accent is?
- Oh, I dunno remember that! No, we're talking
about this wine tasting that happen..
- That's just hurtful for me as
he walks around the corner
and you guys all making fun of
Jacques, like he doesn't speak French..
That he fakes his French accent.
- If you do have a problem
just tell me what the problem is!
- Ramona!
That's how she does everything!
No, because you know what?
You talk behind my
fucking back! I'm sick of it!
I'm sick of it and stop it!
Coming up
- And now your crazy wife it's over
there screaming her head off at me again.
- You can't tell Mario his wife is crazy!
- Whatever, Aviva.
- That's not nice.
- That's just hurtful for me
as he walks around the corner
and you guys all making fun of
Jacques, like he doesn't speak French..
He fakes his French accent.
I wasn't talking about that!
- If you do have a problem
just tell me what the problem is!
- Ramona! That's how she does everything!
- No, because you know what? You
talk behind my fucking back! I'm sick of it!
I'm sick of it and stop it!
- I don't even talk about you.
- Oh, please!
- You don't have the
balls to come back here
and actually, walk Ramona!
Keep yelling and walk away
and be all dramatic!
You just so full of it!
Relax.
- Oh my goodness! Now what happened?
This is her modus operandi.
- What's going on?
- Heather..
- Nothing! And it has nothing to do with Ramona
whatsoever but she thinks the world revolves around her
and she thinks that I'm talking
behind her back and I'm not!
So..
Heather over heard us talking
about Jacques and his accent.
- It's not nice!
- What's not nice?
- I heard people
saying oh Jacques'
not even French and he has a fake
French accent! What the hell is that?
- And now your crazy wife it's over
there screaming her head off at me again.
- You can't tell Mario
his wife is crazy!
- Whatever, Aviva.
- That's not nice.
Okay, you can say..
I think that when Heather
told Mario that his
his wife was crazy,
I think that was at the
highest level of disrespect.
Next time on The Real
Housewives of New York City
- You were saying nasty
things about my wife!
- All I said was she's acting crazy.
- No, you said she's a crazy person.
- I can't take it.
- When you're gonna defend me, Aviva?
- You're indefensible! You're saying to
a man, to his face "Your wife is crazy"!
I think
she's playing with fire,
You get too close to fire
and you're going to get burned.
You look like wonder woman.
Don't do that! Oh, my God!
You're making me horny, stop.
Ramona has some doctor's
appointment that left her unable to come.
Sonja's dog was..
- Sick?
- Sonja's dog was
due to go to the vet!
If it was a night out
where they got to drink
it may have been quicker to show up!
For me, shopping for bikinis is like
masturbating.. It's the kind of thing you
want to do on your own!
- Sometimes it's nice
when people watch.
I'm pissed off that you both didn't come!
I'm really sorry I
didn't go to your charity!
- It wasn't about
me or my charity.
It was about the children
who are missing legs!
Housewives of New York City
- When was the last time you had sex?
This morning.
No! With yourself?
- No, I don't masturbate.
- Then you're like my hero!
- Miss Morgan!
- Oh, hi!
First thing I'm thinking when I
see Ramona sitting at the table is
it's kind of a fuck you.
- I was thinking you could take a
very strong powerful beautiful man.
- All I know is I'm not noticing
any about the toaster oven,
I'm just looking at that body!
Who would sell a toaster oven
with a fricking naked guy on it?
Are you doing this because you're in love..
- I love Jacques!
- You want to keep Jacques?
- Of course!
I just hope Lu has
thought this through
and is doing it for
the right reasons.
I thought we could come in and shoot it
but also have some shots with me
with the toaster oven without the guy.
I don't see why that's such a big deal!
- It's two totally
different setups!
- I mean, let's just do them both!
- You're not upset with me
about the wine event, are you?
- I'm gonna hold the fifth answer to that.
- What do you mean?
- I'm holding the fifth.
- I had to get this off my chest. You're not
going to pull another one of those fast ones
on my wife with this wine, right.
- You really think it was one of those?
You're never going to
pull that crap again, okay?
Never underestimate a woman
born and raised in New York City.
I may be a Princess but i'm
definitely not a drama queen.
My success is built on making
women look and feel their best. Holla.
To some people living
elegantly just comes naturally.
I'm not afraid to say what
everyone else is thinking.
A little Sonja will
spice up any party.
Happy holidays.
I love this place.
- I don't mind a holiday party.. I
mean, I think it's a little hokey
but it's an excuse to have a party.
So I invited all the ladies
down to the Hotel Gras food
which is a quintessential
New York watering hole.
Jacques is sitting here!
Jacques is not coming.
I'm sorry!
Let's just move..
- Who's George?
George is Aviva's dad.
- Why don't you
put him next to you?
- I sat next to
George in Florida.
- So you had your fill of George.
I'm George.
The other ladies they
told me that you're in Florida..
We had a wonderful experience!
- It seems that LuAnn's
boyfriend is not coming tonight.
I'm sorry.
- Beware!
Charming.
What we're drinking?
- I dunno!
- Will you drinking martinis?
If I had a Martini with you, George,
I'm afraid I might misbehave.
- We're gonna have the double!
Champagne, maybe.
Isn't it Miss Morgan?
- Sonja, I made you a surprise!
- You know why you
should sleep with me?
Because it'll be the kinkiest
experience you ever had.
- Oh God, I'm really
not looking for kinky.
C'mon!
- I just have a little
bit of a fever so..
I was very surprised
to see George
- So I'm here next to George!
- But I have to tell you, I
was so glad to see Carole
had placed George
next to LuAnn.
We're playing the Secret Santa gift.
We'll exchange.
We will each pick a number
and the first person picks a gift,
opens it and the second
person picks the gift, opens it.
If he or she likes the first
get better, they can steal.
You got to pick a number.
Okay, I'm opening up my gift.
So what are we getting?
Good Karma Jewelry!
Okay. Open yours!
This is a..
- You're not supposed to say!
It looks like a cake.
Looks like a coaster square.
It's a wine coaster and inside
it's called a drip ring.
- It looks like a cock ring, Sonja.
You know, what the gay guys
put down the cock.
- Only the gay guys?
- Moving on!
Ooh.
- Don't act like you
don't know what this is.
I know what this is.
- You put that in your
mouth and we whip you.
It goes to your forehead
like this, George.
So you can think better.
- Reed, take the coaster. Give it to him.
- George, this is for you!
- You have to give up your..
- I'll give up my cock ring.
For my masochistic gag.
- By the way, you have to wear it during dinner.
- If LuAnn put it for me I'll take it.
- I think I'm gonna get my gift now.
- And she have the shoulders for it. Look at that shoulders.
Oh, gorgeous!
Beautiful espresso cups.
- You can keep
these espresso cups
or you can trade with any..
- Sorry, honey!
Oh! Perfect for Jacques!
Jacques needs a cock ring?
Now we know that she needs
a cock ring more than the gag.
Honey, let me tell ya.
The truth comes out.
- You happy to see me
or what? What was that?
- Oh my God, it's an alligator!
Put it back in the box!
Carole, you are so brave!
I've never seen anything like that!
She's holding the lizard!
- Am I keeping it or trading it?
- I feel that Carole
was the right recipient.
I agree!
- Cause she's single, she has no
kids and she can care for the lizard.
- It's a special iguana.
It's a special iguana?
- It's called the clitoris iguana.
- You better save that for later, George.
Give me that lizard.
- How is it going?
You're nice? Come along.
So is everybody here?
Everything's all working and
the lights are getting set up?
Hi, good morning, everyone!
Where's Sonja?
Sonja is not here yet?
Okay, she's supposed to be getting
her hair blow dried just right now.
Wow, okay..
- Where is Sonja?
She's got an important role here today!
A call time is a call time for a reason!
She insisted on the second setup
and that takes extra time.
- Gian Andrea, any news
on that camera, honey?
Are they working that out? Well, that was
a nice thing to wake up to this morning.
- Tell me about it.
Just so you know, for the second setup,
based on all we've pulled together for this
I said to her "Number two, it's yours!"
So we're going to do the setup that we
believe in, which is with Josh's torso and the
whole nine yards and then..
The second setup
Sonja can direct us and we'll be
here to help her in any way we can.
So we do not have any clue
what's going to happen?
- No clue.
That's as much as I could put
into it more than I already have.
And then we'll get
another table for you guys
- We were an hour into the shoot and..
She's still not here.
Hi.
How are you?
- Good morning!
- We just got out of bed.
- Did you bring tinfoil?
- Oh, we can get some!
Have you watched my videos?
"How to cook in the toaster oven".
- No, she has not.
- So do you know how to
cook in the toaster oven?
I put the olive oil..
All over the outside.
And you put it on piece of
tinfoil in the toaster oven..
And that's it!
For ten, twelve minutes
and those go on the middle rack.
To cook..
- Where is that beast, where is that oven?
- Let me finish the
thought, please.
So those go on the
middle rack to cook.
- Okay, let's see the toaster oven.
- Who brought the toaster oven?
- There they are!
Just put it over here.
- Sonjs, this..
- I'm getting us food, what do you
want? You want a scrambled egg?
- Yeah!
- That's easy.. protein.
Do you need anything?
- I'm good!
Let me see who else needs food.
When does James get here so I can talk
to him about dresses and stuff?
- That's me!
Talk to me about that stuff.
- I pulled yellow but it's not an easy dress
to find and it's not it's not easy without..
- Well, we found that on the
Thursday night and then that.. Friday..
- No, I've been working on this
for a really long time, I don't know if you
really quite get that..
- When does James come? Do we
want to get his opinions?
- He's coming. Of course!
You've been looking for dresses
for a long time because I don't think
we should wear black!
I wear color, I wear hot pink, red..
- Black sometimes really work, so..
I think we should get you in
hair and makeup and started..
- This one is the best too
because it's the most streamline!
So let's get hair
and makeup started!
Oh, that takes no
time! I work with Jason.
Did you meet Jason? Jason!
- There's no sense of urgency! I feel like I
care more about this brand than she does.
- The second shoot we're going to show me
taking food out of the toaster actually..
- The first one!
The second setup
that you want to do.. We can get the food
kind of plated differently but for that one..
- That's kinda I asked backwards because
here I would be taking the food
out cause I'm in my apron and..
- You can take it out there too!
- Should we switch the gown and the tray to
the second and do the food coming out of
the toaster with the guy?
- No, it doesn't work!
- It's too much!
- Thank you!
Sonja still hasn't given me any creative direction
on what she wants that second set up to be.
- Even if it's
suggested the viewer..
Sneaking out to a party to just
get something out of the oven
to eat it.
Right!
- Okay so I'm all dressed ready to go to the party.
And I'm taking the
food out of the toaster.
- You've got it!
Yes! That's overdoing.
Okay, perfect!
- Hi!
You're here! We were waiting
for you! I'm happy to see you!
- You know, guys, we got a schedule!
- We gotta go!
The food will come!
Temperature and cooking..
- Her hair and makeup it's not done?
No!
No?!
No!
- She just got here!
- Hey, girlfriend!
- Alright! Your butt is gotta go in hair and makeup now, Ms Model!
- I'm not going to be far, if you need any help!
The chicken parts were you
gonna need just for presentation!
- You guys don't have to worry about
hair and makeup, I worked with Jason!
- Ok! Go work!
We can't wait for you to work!
If you want to waste
my time and pay me?
No problem!
But if you want to waste my time and
not work effectively and efficiently when
everybody's in there doing it for
free then that's a problem for me!
- You know what? Bring the headband
scissor cause we have that one, the pearl one.
Coming up
- They're both James' campaign.
- You won't give me credit for this
campaign, I feel like.
- We get all day!
It's not like we're doing something out
of the ordinary. It's basically the classic
Lady Morgan.. it's not like..
- Exactly!
Is the first set of bars set up?
- The first set up it's all set up.
- Okay, good! Because we got to nail the first one.
She approved at us a setup, you know,
whether I'm gonna deliver her the box.
The rest is up to her!
- It's a small shoot!
- She seems to have a clear vision of the looking.
- Of what she wants!
But she doesn't have
the vision of what I want!
- Wait a second.
Listen the reason we're doing the two
shoots is because, Caesar, I'm with you.
What if the retailer says "I don't want a
naked guy holding that toaster oven with food"!
I mean, when I see a naked
guy I'm thinking "I want to fuck"..
I don't want to cook from.
- I don't think she should
touch him in any way..
- You don't think so?
- No, I don't think so! She's all
about the oven, it's not about him.
I think it could
be kind of nice.
Let's not change the concept.
You have my bag? I gotta go to
the bathroom and change my tampon!
It's in the orange box, sweetie.
This is why I'm so cranky!
I lose a lot of blood.
Come in here!
God.
Oh my god.
You see? That's why the doctor
said I have a young uterus!
I do not have dead eggs!
The Countess may.
- I gotta go get you
something to wear!
- I'm so embarassed!
- She just left out.
- She did?
She's changing her tampon.
Coming in!
Okay!
Can I tell you? It looks like
someone got murdered in here.
If we threw Aviva's leg in here, and
my blood, they'd be like, "Murder!"
So gross .
She can pick the picture that
she wants to put on her packaging
and I did what I told her that I would do.
- I gotta say one thing.
- And we're done!
And it's a wrap!
- One thing! We are
retouching one picture. Not two!
- I'm gonna pass out.
I'm like losing so much
blood, I'm gonna pass out!
You okay?
- I just put a dress on!
- Let's do that.
- Okay, let me get on
the phone with London.
Thank you.
Trisha!
Hi! Oh my God! I'm so happy..
I am the busiest person
in the world! It's insane!
Come on! Let's go, baby!
we're very late.
- Shoes? Who's got the shoes?
- It's already here!
- You bring the shoes!
And I need to go to
the bathroom again
it's like rustling cattle!
- Alright I got her!
You got her?
- You're not upset, are you?
First shot coming up!
- How about your torso?
- I'm trying to guard that because..
This is the money shot!
Exactly!
Look at how great
they look together.
Let's go, let's start shooting.
A little bit this way this elbow.
Open a little bit right, yeah.
Yes.
That's what I needed.
Beautiful.
That's what I needed! Stay there and keep
posing!
We finally got the first shot
off and now we can start to flow
and maybe all this
effort will really pay off.
- Okay, how's that?
- That's perfect.
When it came to modeling,
Sonja was a breeze.
Right there! Right there! Nice!
Nice, Sonja.
- Five more shots and
we'll switch setups!
This is looking good!
- Yeah, that's amazing.
Beautiful.
That face was beautiful!
She seem like she owns that!
- I think we kinda nailed this.
That's really good!
- I think we got it!
We got it!
It's that me?
I get a little bit..
I just love this! I'm so happy!
That is razor sharp!
Look at the eyes!
We should do some of
those eyes on my website!
- Give a high five, girl.
- You're up next!
- I feel like I gave
Heather and James exactly
what they were looking for..
I'm sure we got some great shots..
Now I'm ready to
move on to my vision.
Let's do it! Sonja on the set!
Let's start to get the
composition laid out, okay?
Cause I want to go
home at some point today
and we all have like day
jobs that we have to get to!
I've had two meetings
here, I gotta go!
I was thinking asparagus on the smaller
plate, I didn't bring my kidney plate.
Just move this back..
- Ok..
Chicken in the back!
That works!
- Let's take a shot of this just, so I
can see how it looks on the plate.
And what time is it because my daughter
come home from school soon!
- Listen, honey, you don't have to tell us! We want
to get it cracking. Let's get it popping and cracking.
Okay! Okay, let's go.
Let's go.
- Yes, beautiful.
Hold there!
That's nice!
Relax as much as you can!
Beautiful!
Nice.
There's no comparison
between the two setups.
You know what I mean?
This shows the
capacity of the oven.
- Good?
I know these guys are there for
me and they're really satisfied so far
but I'm not feeling the same
enthusiasm as I did on the first set.
We're going to get it now.
Finally.
This is going to be the money
shot right here. I'm counting on it!
Everything you're
doing is great.
Turn your face to me a little
bit more? Yeah, it's right there!
I really don't like it and I'm
afraid she's going to go for it.
Don't worry about it, James!
It's good! We want to have two good
options for her to choose from.
- We got it! That was the
end! It was what we needed!
We got it! We did it!
So I'm really happy with the outcome.
I'm actually proud of the outcome.
- You know what
I'm saying.. It's like..
It's sick! It's fucking sick.
- It's awesome!
- You see what I mean?
That to me is so catchy.
- Look at that! That's cute! if you
could crow up some beauty shots..
And just the food
and just a toaster..
- So we'll give you final select
so you can pick the top one.
- Have you call that
either one it's a success.
- And they're both your campaigns! You keep
saying that but their both James' campaign.
- It's not just James' campaigns..
I feel like you won't give
me credit for this campaign.
- She can have it.
I swear to God!
- But you're vision worked!
After I pulled the team together and lead
the creative on the entire process and..
Brought all these people
in to help me help her
to say that I didn't
even really do anything.
Well, mama, that's
pretty much a diss.
- I know that you like them both but for your
presentation is there one that you just
feel in your gut like you have..
Like you want..
- I think me with the toaster oven is
sufficient. We've been through this!
You got it!
Done! Thanks, team!
- Let's go home!
Thank you!
- Let me get the rest of this
stuff! Where'd the boys go?
Thanks.
Thank you.
Coming up
Reed is my best friend
and I really hate to leave him.
You guys don't care
if I brought him.
I'm not saying a word.
You having all the girls over?
- I'm having all the girls over!
Come into my lounge.
Hello!
Oh my God!
- Even in the afternoon!
Well, yellow roses! I love how
you bring sunshine into the house.
I love yellow!
Yeah, I think I need something to relax with
six girls! Who knows what's going to happen!?
- Carole's been to my home
but I've never been to hers
and I have to say, it reflected her
personality. It was very chic, not too big.
She's petite.
In an apartment petite
Carole.. It worked!
- She just flew in from Moscow!
Let's order some food!
Who's in for pizza?
- I ate lunch, I'm sorry! I eat already!
I'm not a pizza eater! Can I get like a
nice salad with chicken or something?
I would've brought food!
I know Carole's single,
I know she doesn't have children
but when you go to someone's home,
don't you have the food there already?
- You can take a M&M's.
The only thing on the table was a bowl of M&M's.
I can't live on M&M's, I guess Carole does!
This is to funny!
Oh my God, I'm going to laugh.
I am laughing!
The white one says..
All the white says..
"Ramona Pinot"!
No!
- Yellow says "Yummy tummy"!
- Oh my God, that's so cute!
This one says "Sonja In The City"!
- Oh my God, too cute!
- I'm not someone who
has conventional lunches.
So when I knew all the girls were coming
over I thought it'd be fun to get them
M&M's with their names on them
and I was going to order a
pizza but apparently they wanted
healthier food.
How hungry are you guys?
Cause they totally
fucked up the order.
- They messed up the order?
I ordered four salads but
they only gave us one!
- Are you serious?
- How they go from four salads to one?
- But why don't we call them
to ask for the three more?
What's the number?
- No, no! I get it!
- I'm just not the
hostess with the mostess.
- No, he didn't
hear you correctly!
- Anyway, cause I have some good
news! I finished my manuscript.
Fantastic!
- Tha'ts so great!
I'm thinking of going to St. Barths.
I thought maybe you guys
would want to tag along with me!
- I love St. Barths!
- St. Barths it's great!
And Russel is going to be there because
it's there's a big blues music festival
going on at the same times.
- Great!
- Is your boyfriend playing?
- And Russel is playing!
- I was so depressed
to come back from vacation
and now you got me so excited.
But I wanted you guys to like
to go to St. Barths without the..
You know, I'm not just going.. I'm
going to hang with you guys, of course!
But you'll share him, right?
You're going to share him!
- I'm afraid to even
bring him around!
The whole group is so..
- There's a direct flight to St. Barths?
- Yeah, there's a direct flight..
- That's to Puerto Rico!
From Puerto Rico to St. Barths.
- Yeah, I definitely don't want
that little plane from St. Barths.
All my friends go to St. Barths. Half
my friends have homes in St. Barths!
And I've never been for a reason
and the reason is that little plane.
And there's some many other
things! If you're all going in a boat,
I won't be going in the boat.
How's could that bad
to you to go in a boat?
I really don't go on a girls trip since
my twenties. One last night single!
- It sounds like you
need a girls trip to me!
She's like "you're ready for one"!
- If you haven't been to
St.Barths, you're going to love it!
- But Reed's my best friend
and I really hate to leave him!
- You know, sometimes it's good
to let your hubby miss you
for a couple of days.. I mean,
I think it keeps the
relationship fresh!
- He misses me when he goes to work!
- Not being able to
leave your husband
at home when you
go on a girls trip
it's not very sexy.
You have to leave a man missing you a bit.
- I really want to go and I want to
go without Reed but I don't know
if I can summon the strength to
go and and make it without Reed!
- Sometimes Aviva does
give mixed messages.
She'll say to me "I don't want to be noticed
for my disability, I don't want to be
noticed for my anxieties",
and yet then all of a sudden she'll make
everything about her disability and her
anxiety so..
Which is it, Aviva?
This has become a
hindrance for you for traveling!
There's something that
you don't like to talk about it.
You're a little embarrassed about
it and you wish it didn't occur..
but it does and I'm hearing you and I
understand you have a problem with this
and you know what?
We all have stuff!
- I know it's irrational
I have problems too!
- But I really do, like I've got..
I get it.
- I've got a lot of shit.
- But maybe this is now happening
to.. maybe.. we can help you.
Turn the corner on
this. Maybe we can't.
But maybe we can!
- I gotta just to get
there, I dunno if I can!
- Sometimes it's good to face your fears.
That's how I go.. I kind of go..
"You know what?"
"I am going to do it! And
I'm going to get over this.
And I'm going to face my fear.
I think that's the best way to get
over a lot of fears and phobias.
You know, unfortunately
it's a big step
but sometimes you just have to take it..
- It's just like, "do I want to go in the pit of
snakes or do I just want to touch the snake?".
- What snake?
- Exposure, exposure.
- Quite choice of word!
- Personally, I like to just touch a snake.
And then step back,
digest it and I like to ..
- Excuse me, but Reed
wasn't always in your life.
And you did go, if I remember
correctly, you went to Vassar College.
How did you survive
Vassar without Reed there?
- I dunno, I was young! I didn't
have kids! I was less afraid.
- I remember very well when
my kids were small. And once I..
You know, once you
start doing it a little bit..
It gets easier.
- You guys don't care
if I brought him?
I'm not saying a word.
And I usually I have a big
mouth. Well, I'm saying nothing!
Let me have a drink.
Honestly, I don't care
one way or another.
If Reed wants to calm that's great,
if he doesn't come, that's cool too.
If it gets Aviva to St Barths, that's even better.
- We'll just talk about you! The whole trip!
That Aviva, that Aviva.. So
see, that's what you have to come!
And you're going to look around and
say "Oh my gosh! I am so glad I did this!
This is the best thing I've could ever
done and I had the best time of my life!"
- Or you are going to totally regret!
- Mark my words!
Mark my words.
- I'll think about it!
Carole, this is a nice little lunch!
- Thank you.
Ok, so these are the two
magazine covers.
So can I ask you silly question?
- Yes!
Why are they two different sizes?
Weren't they must be the same size?
We specifically email that we wanted a certain
size because they'd want to be too big,
too obnoxious, you know?
- What's good is that it
is a bit of a darker cover.
- That's my mom!
Tonight at the Pier is my big
launch of the Ramona red wine.
Which is the addition to
the Ramona Pinot Grigio.
And it just so happens, I'm
on the cover of two magazines.
It's a big night.
- Sonja!
- Amazing cover!
- Do you like it?
- That one on the right looks exactly
like that one that I known for 25 years!
Like the one I've
known for twenty
Avery loves that shot.
- And the one on the left..
Oh, my God! Is that your
mom on the photograph?
- You noticed it!
That is why you and I are..
- In the portrait!
- Can I take you away for a second?
I got a break for one second.
- I wanted to find out about the
shoot that she went on with Heather,
that I was blackballed from!
- I like to know what really
happened at the shoot.
- How do I say this?
We're two very strong characters, right?
- Right!
- I know what I want.
I showed up prepared.
I come in, I'm not sweating it. I know..
It's about the experience and
I like to enjoy myself and I
want to have fun with the shoot.
They keep saying a lot of this,
"I, I, I! I have this vision! I want this"!
I want that! I want this!
- So was she trying
to steamroll you?
Yeah! She was like "Ok!"
- She's very strong opinions!
- So she's trying to
steam roll you. It's her way!
She was bossing me around.
And then.. oh my god!
At the end of the shoot..
She was like "I know you
don't think I'm doing anything!"
- Cause she probably wasn't!
- Who say that?
Cause you did everything!
If she said to you "You don't
think I did anything" that means
she knows she didn't do anything.
- I'm not really very happy with her!
- I only want to work with people I enjoy working with.
- Hey!
- Is that you?
I know!
Can you believe it? With extensions!
I thought it was Avery at first.
- That's what Mario said!
It looks like Avery.
Ramona, you look just like
Avery in this picture! It's like weird!
- Airbrushed, overly airbrushed.
- You know what you
want and what you want it.
- No, but I also have very
strong opinions, so you say to me..
"Well,I don't know about wedges!"
It's going to take five or six
cameras over my head as well.
Totally!
I thought I came together really lovely and
I'm just so glad that I know you're going
to have amazing pictures
and at the end of the day.
I know what I want for you.
But that doesn't matter,
what you want for you,
what you can stand in front of
those retailers and feel great about
is all that matters.
- That's amazing that you just said that
because what I was saying to Ramona is
you were saying a lot of "I have this
vision, I want this, I was thinking that"!
- Why is Sonja telling me this? She's
telling me that she'd talk behind my back
to Ramona, basically?
Now it's over!
It's causing angst between our friendship
like I'm having anxiety about it and
I don't want to have that
and now we can go have fun
in St Barths.. I mean..
- Let's have fun in St Barths!
- Deal!
Never.
- What am I missing?
We're not talking about
the toaster oven shoot?
- We talked about that too!
- So I kind of heard that
you've steamrolled her
and you wouldn't
listen to what she said.
- Not true!
- Actually, she told me!
- After four or five approaches..
- You actually told she was steamrolling you..
- Yeah, she steamed me a little!
- She actually said after
you steamrolled her
and you wouldn't listen.
- I disagree with that.
It's okay, you're allowed.
I am pulling you outside, let's
just talking about something.
- So something's been on my mind.
- Okay, good! So you're gonna tell me,
that's our pact.
- Right! We had a pact, we
are not following the pact!
- Why?
What did I do now?
Sonja asked you point blank,
"I liked Ramona to be at
the shoot" and you said "No!"
"I don't want her there!"
- I cannot believe I'm even having this
conversation with Ramona right now or even
letting her flapper
jaw at me about it!
- You knew I wanted to be there,
so you should have picked
up the phone and communicate
and you didn't
do that and to me
that wasn't right!
She said she wanted me there!
- She didn't!
- She didn't asked me.
- She asked!
She said I asked her to be there.
Sonja..
- She didn't!
- You're wrong!
- I'm right! I promise you I'm right.
- Sonja doesn't lie!
- Well, we can bring her
over here if you wanna do that!
- Sonja!
Better go to Sonja!
Maybe she lost her mind.
- Let's go!
What's going on?
You said to me that Heather
didn't want me at the shoot.
- That's true. She said to me..
- So is that true or not?
- She said Sonja is not gonna
have Ramona at the shoot!
- No, no, no! When did I said that?
- You said it, you did said!
- It was James!
- But I agree..
- When James and you and I were having
a meeting at my photo shoot, James said..
- He said it first but she also said..
- You also said!
- No, I didn't!
- "Cause I don't want Ramona there!"
- I agree! I agreed! I said that!
- So then.. you
should've called me!
- But I dunno why I should've called you!
- Ok, you just lie to me!
- She only wants to hear half of it
and then she flies away all angry
and she thinks it's my place..
- James said it first!
- But then you agreed, "Okay, nobody!"
- You said to me we really
should never have Ramona there.
And I said "No! We
should've anybody there!"
- But why would it be my
place to call Ramona and say
"You're not allowed at
Sonja's photo shoot"?
- Cause she loves me and she's..
- That's good, you guys
can have your love affair.
If you said to me, but you never did,
"You know it's really important
for me to have Ramona there".
- I never said that!
- No, you never did! So I'd said
"Then you should have her there!"
- I agree with you!
- That's she doesn't ever get to
hear that part, you know what I mean?
- Oh, I told her that!
- No, she just said you lied to me!
- Quit being so wishy washy and playing both
sides of the coin! You just can't tell me
what I want to hear and what Ramona
what she wants to hear. It's ridiculous!
- I'm really upset!
Listen to me!
Sonja was having a photo shoot.
And she said "I'd like to have Ramona there"
And James said "No, I don't think it's
a good idea for Ramona to be there".
And Heather replied "Yes, I don't
think it's good for Ramona to be there".
So now I go over
to Heather and said
"Listen, I'm upset you said that I
couldn't be there at the photoshoot".
- Oh, why didn't she just said
that she didn't want you there?
- I don't know what the fuck her problem is!
- I wouldn't mind that
you're a pain in the ass!
- Right! And she did said that!
"Yeah, you're right! I'm a pain in the ass!"
- You are a pain in the
ass! You scared people!
Sonja was crying about Heather,
Heather's steamrolling her.
- Are you kidding me?
- Sonja said that to me!
- Give me a break!
- Oh, that's what she said!
- She in a great thing for Sonja and..
Sonja should be more of a friend too.
- I not disagree.
It's really none of Ramona's business.
It's between Heather and Sonja!
She should be being a
good hostess! It's her party!
- What happened?
- Heather double talks!
The catcher in
something that's not right..
She double talks!
- This just happened?
- Yes!
- And now I get to go to St Barths with her?
Maybe I stay in home with you!
Just you know, I'm just disappointed!
I'm disappointed to Heather!
Alright, now I'll go circulate, I guess!
- I yet have to be at a party where Ramona has
not either caused or been part of some big drama.
- I wanna hear your side of the story!
- Oh, it's so ridiculous! There's no side!
The bottom line is it
was Sonja's photoshoot.
And Ramona's hurts that
she wasn't a part of that,
because she wants to be part of everything!
- So Sonja, I had to walk
away because you know what?
The old Ramona would've
gonna go on screaming..
And I'm learning..
I just have to try to contain
myself and walk away.
- The old Ramona? What was that?
The new one?
- Yeah!
- You throw me under the steamroller!
- She lies!
- She's a f liar!
Okay, I don't like liars!
- We just wait after the tall girl.
Thank you so much!
I wouldn't worry about it!
- I'm not worried about it!
Not for a second!
You know what they said,
"No good deed goes unpunished".
Coming up
- You talk behind my fucking back!
I'm sick of it!
What did you guys here?
Why do you want to do yoga?
My mom thinks that yoga is
good because it will distress you.
There's a peace that comes with it!
- It's like that! We could be calmer!
I'm ready I need to get rid of my chatter.
Let's focus on slowing your breath down.
- See, this is very hard for
me because I'm always going..
I know, I always going to have..
- Mom, stop! You're ruining it!
- Okay! Is just because it's hard for me to do this.
You're good with planks?
- Oh yeah, I hold a plank for 60 seconds!
- That's not something to brag about!
- Well, it took me a long time to get to 60.
- This is plank right here.
I do the other plank.
- Mom, this is yoga plank.
- Okay, thank you for explain it.
- Come down for five
- Oh, this is hard!
Isn't it just a pushup.
Holy shit.
- Take a look at me, Ramona!
I kind of doing my own thing now.
Shoulders above the ribs!
That looks very awkward, just so you know!
- It gets better after this.
Like, passing that one?
- You can bring this foot down.
- I can even do what I'm doing!
- Okay, how long are we gonna hold this for?
- Until your life changes!
- Okay, it's changed.
Upward dog, guys.
- Like, her is very
calming, your voice is not!
- But I feel very relaxed now.
It's a first!
Okay!
You're going to love this home, beautiful!
I'm sure Janna is decked out.
Janna!
- Oh, darling!
So good to be
with my two friends.
Hi, Janna!
You're the star tonight! Look
at you, you're so beautiful!
- I'm loving that outfit, girl.
Drop dead!
- Let me tell you that..
- I can't believe you're wearing red lipstick because I saw..
I love it.
My girlfriend Janna Bullock, she's
an international jet-setting socialite
and she throws parties
that are not to be missed!
So I'm inviting all the girls.
- You know, I can't believe
you wore red lipstick.
Because who else wore red lipstick?
- Oh my God!
Just taking first name's!
- Carole!
Radzwill.
Perfect.
- Where's Miss Carole and LullyLu?
I dunno!
Oh, there's Carole!
You were like there and
then you were gone!
Do you like it?
I loved your ponytail!
Hey.
- Hi, honey!
- I have to talk to you about something.
- I wanted to ask you
when you and Jacques
have the wine tasting..
- Yes?
What was your intention?
Because I felt like
if she got it wrong..
Like I feel like..
- What got wrong?
- If she would have
guessed her wine wrong..
- There it was no guessing of the wine!
It was a wine game!
- It was wine game and
somebody covered her wine!
- Jacques covered the wine!
Because it was about
how the wine changes
when you put different smells
underneath your nose.
I thought it was great that Jacques
featured her wine at the event!
And you know what? People liked it!
It wasn't to fool Ramona! Ramona
is just paranoid about her wine!
Aviva is so annoying! I mean, I have already
discussed the wine party with Ramona!
Didn't you get the memo?
Jacques!
Jacques!
I would have a glass of champagne pour moi!
- Just as I was looking
for a glass of champagne..
My gut tells me that LuA nn
wanted Ramona to fail.
And I think that whole scenario is
really below a Countess' behavior!
- So Aviva thinks you were
mean to covered Ramona's wine.
- My concern was that what
would have happened if she said..
"Oh, this is not good! This is bad!"
And if she was speaking badly
about her own wine in a public forum..
This would've been
completely fucked up!
What I am? A master of wine!
Tasting my wine!
And the master of wine says
good things about the wines.
That's fantastic exposure!
I was not trying to set her up.
It was fun!
- It was a wine game!
- It seems like a set up!
Come on! It's fun and it
turned out to be very good!
- Darling have you totally
lost your sense of humor?
I have a sense of humor!
Totally lost your sense of humor!
- I was a little bit, just like
when she was, you know..
Oh my God! He plays the piano?
Yes.
He wrote this song by the way!
Alright! I got it! I got it!
Jacques doesn't want to talk about
this sneaky wine incident with Ramona.
Fine! So you go off
and play the piano.
Could had it gone bad! It could
have ruined your livelihood but..
My livelihood is selling
Pinot Grigio? Give me a break!
Come on! This whole thing about me
hurting Ramona's profits of her wines..
I thought she drank all
the profits, in any case!
How are my true new favorite girls?
- I missed you, guys!
- I'm trying to comunicate to LuAnn..
About the wine tasting. I failed!
What do you mean? Why you failed?
- She was like..
- She didn't get it?
She didn't get it.
She's not the brightest
woman, you know that!
- Goodbye! We are running out!
We have a birthday party to go!
- We didn't get to talk?
- No talk?
- No, no! We have to go!
- So we talk another time!
- Oh, you miss me?
I will ending up in a new color master on the jacuzzi was a..
- JA CU CU
JA CU OUI?
It's called the jacuzzi!
Jacuzzi!
Get the accent right!
Abientot!
Have a great weekend.
- Okay, so I just want
to tell you something!
- Wait! Wait!
Wait.
- His accent isn't for real! He doesn't
even know how to do the french accent!
- As soon as he leaves
she starts trash talking!
- Let her talk!
- I told her in french she was mean.
I just said "You're
mean" in french.
You did! You spoke your mind!
- Say it in French!
- I just said right now that you're mean!
- She said it wasn't a setup!
- She said it was a game!
- Screwing around with
somebody's livelihood is not a game!
- That's what she said!
- That's what I said!
As her bread and butter! She goes..
"Oh! Her bread and butters are wine?
- And I said yes!
- Thank you! Thank you, Sonja!.
- But LuAnn is not a businesswoman!
LuAnn has nothing about business!
She knows how to marry well and divorce
well! I'm sorry! Call a spade a spade!
Most people after
divorce go back to work!
She doesn't have to work! She knows nothing
about money and earning money, I'm sorry!
I know you do!
And I know you do!
And LuAnn doesn't!
I'm sorry!
- Talking about Jacques as he walks out
the door! And saying he's not French!
What the fuck is that?
They're upset about LuAnn and the wine.
- This is ridiculous! No one has a sense of humour around here.
- It was a dumb thing
to do when you're trying
to rekindle a
friendship that is long..
And complicated and
slightly dysfunctional..
- Jacques felt that he was actually
promoting her wine but whatever..
- Even, what is she does
said it was terrible?
- Well, you'd think she knows her wine!
- But I think is disgusting
that he walks out of the room
and they say that he was
faking his French accent
and he doesn't even know how to speak
French! Like, you gotta be kidding me!
Who cares about this? I am not
picking a fight with someone who's
making fun of Jacques accent, which
is charming and it's part of his charm.
- Now they're just being
as mean as he's being!
Like, I mean, I can't deal! I can not..
Aviva.. it's insane!
Aviva is confusing me! It's clearly not right
talking behind someone's back the minute
they leave the room.
You know, I wouldn't call that rising
above anything. I would call that sticking
yourself right in the
middle of the shit.
- Are you leaving?
Yes!
I'm gonna walk all over that..
It's upsetting, to say the least..
- The wine thing?
Yeah. That was upsetting to me..
-
that whole conversation
I just overheard.
Really..
I mean, I am.
- Oh, you were listening?
Well, I just wouldn't talk about
someone behind their back like that.
- No, we just talked to LuAnn and
we were all talking to LuAnn about..
- About how fake Jacques' accent is?
- Oh, I dunno remember that! No, we're talking
about this wine tasting that happen..
- That's just hurtful for me as
he walks around the corner
and you guys all making fun of
Jacques, like he doesn't speak French..
That he fakes his French accent.
- If you do have a problem
just tell me what the problem is!
- Ramona!
That's how she does everything!
No, because you know what?
You talk behind my
fucking back! I'm sick of it!
I'm sick of it and stop it!
Coming up
- And now your crazy wife it's over
there screaming her head off at me again.
- You can't tell Mario his wife is crazy!
- Whatever, Aviva.
- That's not nice.
- That's just hurtful for me
as he walks around the corner
and you guys all making fun of
Jacques, like he doesn't speak French..
He fakes his French accent.
I wasn't talking about that!
- If you do have a problem
just tell me what the problem is!
- Ramona! That's how she does everything!
- No, because you know what? You
talk behind my fucking back! I'm sick of it!
I'm sick of it and stop it!
- I don't even talk about you.
- Oh, please!
- You don't have the
balls to come back here
and actually, walk Ramona!
Keep yelling and walk away
and be all dramatic!
You just so full of it!
Relax.
- Oh my goodness! Now what happened?
This is her modus operandi.
- What's going on?
- Heather..
- Nothing! And it has nothing to do with Ramona
whatsoever but she thinks the world revolves around her
and she thinks that I'm talking
behind her back and I'm not!
So..
Heather over heard us talking
about Jacques and his accent.
- It's not nice!
- What's not nice?
- I heard people
saying oh Jacques'
not even French and he has a fake
French accent! What the hell is that?
- And now your crazy wife it's over
there screaming her head off at me again.
- You can't tell Mario
his wife is crazy!
- Whatever, Aviva.
- That's not nice.
Okay, you can say..
I think that when Heather
told Mario that his
his wife was crazy,
I think that was at the
highest level of disrespect.
Next time on The Real
Housewives of New York City
- You were saying nasty
things about my wife!
- All I said was she's acting crazy.
- No, you said she's a crazy person.
- I can't take it.
- When you're gonna defend me, Aviva?
- You're indefensible! You're saying to
a man, to his face "Your wife is crazy"!
I think
she's playing with fire,
You get too close to fire
and you're going to get burned.
You look like wonder woman.
Don't do that! Oh, my God!
You're making me horny, stop.
Ramona has some doctor's
appointment that left her unable to come.
Sonja's dog was..
- Sick?
- Sonja's dog was
due to go to the vet!
If it was a night out
where they got to drink
it may have been quicker to show up!
For me, shopping for bikinis is like
masturbating.. It's the kind of thing you
want to do on your own!
- Sometimes it's nice
when people watch.
I'm pissed off that you both didn't come!
I'm really sorry I
didn't go to your charity!
- It wasn't about
me or my charity.
It was about the children
who are missing legs!