The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (2010–…): Season 9, Episode 8 - Showdown at Villa Rosa - full transcript
Newlyweds Denise and Aaron begin their life together by nesting at home instead of embarking on a honeymoon. Erika and Lisa Rinna lend moral support to Dorit, who deals with the ...
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Housewives of Beverly Hills":
- I can't really walk in these.
- They're Christian Louboutin.
You've got to figure it out.
- Can I wear sneakers?
- Yeah, wear your sneakers.
I don't give a sh--.
- Aaron and Denise, you may
seal your vows with a kiss.
- That's so good.
Kyle, are you videoing me?
- No.
- That is not funny.
Ken went to Blizzard,
and he said,
"I want you to print out
all of your texts to Teddi."
She says, "Have the dog there
and I can say it looks like
Dorit's dog."
- I was in on the scheme.
Lisa Vanderpump betrayed you.
- I'm not into
coexisting, Teddi.
- If you can live with yourself
doing this, then go for it.
It's been working for you
for a long time.
- Okay.
- Oh, my God.
- What?
- There is an article
that just came out.
"Stabbed In The Back!
"Lisa 'Extra Hurt'
By Longtime Friend Dorit
Over Abandoned Dog."
- She's just made a mistake.
- So you think this is Lisa?
- Well, who else is it?
[upbeat music]
- In the game of life,
it's Rinna take all.
♪ ♪
- Most people talk
about their fantasies.
I'm living mine.
- In business and in life,
I wear many hats
and hairstyles.
- You can stab me in the back,
but whilst you're there,
kiss my ass.
- I'm not afraid of hard work,
but I'll never
do your dirty work.
- My problem
with the tabloids?
My real life
is so much juicier.
- In Beverly Hills,
the truth always
has a way
of rising to the top.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Baby.
- Hi, baby.
- Hey.
Where's the--oh, my gosh.
Where do you want to--
- Oh, was that
the rest of them?
- Where do you want to do this?
- Let's do it here.
This is exciting.
- I know. Look at it.
- Aaron and I decided
to postpone our honeymoon
'cause we just have so much
going on right now.
He's got a lot of work
going on, I have a lot of work,
but we'll definitely carve out
time for us very soon.
Baby, how fun was that wedding?
I cannot believe
that we put it together.
- I can't believe
we pulled it off.
- I can't either.
It starts at 2:00.
- Well, you're late
for your own wedding.
- When's it happening?
It's hot as (BLEEP) out here.
This poly does not breathe.
- Aw, this is from
Camille and David.
- Oh, so what did we get?
- Aw, this is so nice.
- Oh, that is nice.
- Oh, I love this candle.
This is one of my
favorite scents actually.
That's really good.
- What is it?
- This is so nice. The blanket.
- Oh, I love it.
- The difference between
this wedding to Aaron
and my wedding to Charlie
is Charlie and I's
wedding album was done
when I filed
for ----ing divorce.
Oh, it says "husband."
Is that all from Natalie still?
- Yeah.
- Cartier champagne?
I didn't even know
they made that.
So at least Aaron and I,
we made it to opening gifts.
Did you hear what Lola said?
- No.
- It was so sweet.
- What'd she say?
- She said,
"Mom, I'm so happy,"
and she said, "I feel like now
we have a family."
Are you happy?
- Yeah.
- You are?
- Mm-hmm.
- Thank you.
- That means a lot to me.
- It's just good
to have a family.
- It's good to have a family?
I know.
- I was really nervous to,
like, get their approval.
- I am just so amazed how well
he does with the kids.
He is so patient and very
nurturing and very present.
Now you're a stepdad.
- I know, I know.
- In one day you became
a husband and stepdad,
and now adopting Eloise
and you'll be a dad too.
- It's just add water, right?
- Yes. Just add water.
Instant family.
[bright music]
♪ ♪
- You might--if she could be
on here, that was--
that was perfect,
and then I can still
clearly see the little pup.
- Come on, Gig.
Are you ready?
Hello. Hi.
- Hi, Lisa. Nice to meet you.
- Hi.
- I'm Simon.
- Hello, Simon. Are you from--
- The Puppy Bowl.
- Hello. Hi, hi.
The Puppy Bowl is
a really exciting event,
and it's aired right before
the Super Bowl.
Hey, darling.
- You haven't seen this golden
nugget since she was born.
- When did she get so big?
- This is Violet.
She just got Vanderpuffed.
- Oh, my God.
You're a little tiny scrap.
The Vanderpump Dog
Rescue Center
was chosen to compete.
And how was she?
Did she run around a lot?
- Nonstop.
- I actually don't know what
Violet's gonna be doing.
She could be quarterback
or goalie or running with it,
but she's in the Puppy Bowl,
and that is huge for us.
- You know, Lisa,
we're gonna start with filming
an interview with you
with Giggy in the shot...
- Okay. All right.
- Having you talk about
the Rescue Center.
- All right then.
Let me sit down
and do my thing then.
- All right.
So quiet, everyone please.
Tell us about
the Vanderpump Rescue Center
and why you founded it.
- We were just so crazy
about dogs.
We wanted to create
an environment
that was really
people-friendly as well.
It's just a fabulous
day out, truly.
This is a fun event
to help puppies
that are up for adoption.
That's why
Violet's gonna be out there
on the field and not Giggy.
Besides, Giggy had a problem
with his heart.
- He has something called sick
sinus syndrome,
where the electrical wiring
of his heart
has just aged
a little quicker than he has.
- But he's just doing,
thank God, so much better.
- Now that the four of us
are here,
let's celebrate House
Resolution 401
going to the floor.
- Don't set yourself up.
- It's going to Congress.
I mean, it's already had
a pre-vote that was unanimous,
so I really think--
- Just pray.
- Let's just pray.
Resolution 401 we've helped
co-write with
Congressman Alcee Hastings
in order to condemn
the dog meat trade.
This is the first
political step in our endeavor
to stop the dog meat trade
all over the world.
I'll tell you what,
I'm gonna pop a bloody bottle
of champagne if it passes.
- That's right.
- So when we are on
live with them?
- 1:30 tomorrow.
- Is Blizzard and Lyndsey
going to our cycle thing?
'Cause you know Teddi's
still hosting it, right?
- Yeah.
- I think Teddi is being
a complete and utter bitch.
- Well, I feel betrayed by you.
- Okay.
Well, I feel betrayed
by you too.
- Oh, 'cause I couldn't
carry out your plan? Sorry.
- But she's done a couple
of fundraisers, you know,
for a couple of grand here
and there,
and every penny helps,
so I hope she still
goes ahead with it.
That's what I want
for my birthday.
401, and then you don't
have to buy me anything.
You do, but you don't.
♪ ♪
- Hey, babe.
- Hey, baby.
- Are you coming
to the cycle ride?
- Probably, yeah.
- Okay.
- So what is this about?
- Normally, like, a spin class
is, like, 20 bucks or whatever,
but we charge $60 a bike,
and then every single
one of the bikes,
all the proceeds
go to Vanderpump Dogs.
- That's awesome, and
it's a win-win for everyone.
- Yeah, except, you know,
it's gonna be
a little uncomfortable,
but I already made a commitment
that I was gonna do it,
even though I--honestly
I haven't even heard anything
from Vanderpump Dogs.
- Right.
- So if she shows up, okay.
You know? If not, okay.
Before the dog situation,
my company and I partnered
with Vanderpump Dogs,
and we did a spinning
charity ride
where all of the proceeds
went to Vanderpump Dogs.
It was so successful we ended
up doing two back-to-back.
Just because Lisa and I are
having issues now doesn't mean
that I'm going to not stay true
to my commitment that I made.
- All right, baby.
- Like, get out of--like--
- I think Dorit's calling you.
- Oh. Love you.
- I'll see you.
- Hello?
- Morning.
- Morning, how's it going?
- Not good.
Did you see that article that
just came out on Radar Online?
- Yes, I did.
Somebody sent it to me.
- My first thought was
"Oh, my God.
Lisa's behind this."
I don't get it.
I just saw her at the wedding.
- My breasts got bigger
on the way in.
When I left the house
they were much smaller.
- I mean, 'cause did she even
bring anything up
at Denise's wedding at all?
- Nothing, Teddi. Nothing.
- It's really horrible
when somebody tells you
that they're fine,
but all of their actions
surrounding the incident show
that they're not fine.
So has she called you?
- Nope, she hasn't.
- It just--one level
to the next.
Like, bringing me into it.
First I got the call.
"Lisa wants you to know
this happened."
- Who from?
- From John Blizzard.
Then bringing Kyle into it.
- This is Dorit's dog.
- She's getting groomed?
- No, she's with us again.
- Now bringing press into it.
- If people think that I
mistreat animals, God forbid--
- Well, God forbid,
but you never would, honey.
You never would.
- I grew up with animals.
I know that, but people's
perception is what they read,
PK, what they believe.
- It's like when does it stop?
When is enough enough?
- Is she coming to this ride
this morning?
- Here's the thing,
I don't know.
I haven't even heard
from Vanderpump Dogs.
- So Blizzard's going?
- Last time Blizzard came.
- I'm just gonna go.
I'm gonna show up,
so we'll talk about it then.
- Thanks.
- Thanks, Teddi.
- Coming up...
- I can't touch anything.
I can't text anything.
I can't do anything, so.
- You could go pick up
some poop.
[peppy music]
♪ ♪
- You good? Thank you.
- Thank you.
- Hi!
- Hi.
- Hi, ladies.
- How are you?
- You guys all look so good.
- Thank you.
- How's it going?
Hi. So where's Vanderpump Dogs?
- I don't know.
- To make these charity rides
a success,
I mean, the biggest thing
is the outreach.
Here's the parking,
here's the information.
I've got Gracefully Fed.
I've got a bunch of my coaches
coming in.
We need to make sure
the signage looks good.
Vanderpump Dogs
just needs to show up.
- Thank you.
- Hey.
- Hi. You look hot.
- Thanks for coming.
- Oh, my--I can't
with your pants.
- How hilarious
are these pants?
- So good.
Thank you for coming.
I'm dead.
- My pleasure.
Okay, they are here.
- What?
- Hi!
- I'm a little surprised
that John Blizzard
isn't at the event
since he's who
I planned it with.
I may invite
some friends this time.
- Yeah. It's gonna be fun,
and we already have, like,
a lot of people that
are inquiring about it, so.
- Yeah, everyone's asking,
like, "When is the next thing?"
- Luckily somebody from
Vanderpump Dogs has arrived,
whether I recognized
them or not.
I recognized the sign.
I haven't heard anything
from Lisa.
She said she was just gonna
come play with the dogs,
but then this morning--
- What, she's not gonna
ride a bike?
- No, I don't--
I don't think so.
- Hi!
- How are you? You look cute.
- Good. You look cute too.
- Thank you so much for coming.
- Of course. Is that candy?
- It's actually delicious
little desserts that are vegan.
Oh, you might not want
to touch my fingers.
- That's okay. It's fine.
I've touched much worse
than your fingers.
- Hi, honey.
- Oh, this bag!
Oh, I love this bag so much.
- You love the bag.
- I want this bag.
Did you see that article
that came out?
- I did.
- That upset me this morning
to see that, to be--
- Really.
- Because somebody leaked that.
I'm sorry.
- Not somebody, Lisa.
- We know who leaked that.
- 1,000%.
- Why humiliate you?
What are you trying to do?
Hey.
- I know.
- Timing. It's not cool.
- It's--I'm so sorry,
and the fact that you're
still here is so--thank you.
- Yeah.
- I'm not gonna let her
bully me,
and I'm not gonna let her
make me feel ashamed
for something I didn't do.
And I said I'm gonna be here
and I'm here,
and it's surprising that she's
not here at her own charity.
- Oh, she's not here?
- She's not here.
- It's really hard to
understand.
- We aren't wired
this way naturally.
- No, we're not.
- This is something
she works at.
- I know.
- It's ----ing dirty.
- It's dirty.
- Here comes Denise.
- Oh, the newlywed.
- Hi, Denise!
How are you feeling?
- I feel good.
- Do you feel good
after the wedding?
You feel good?
- I do. Yeah, thank you.
- I'm ready.
- I know. Me too.
- Can we get shoes?
I feel like it's almost--
- Yeah, we're a couple minutes
from go time.
- Let's do it.
- Let's do it.
[techno music]
♪ ♪
- Hello!
- Hello, Alcee! Happy birthday.
- Well, Lisa, you look great.
How you doing?
- Well, you look great too.
- You look great.
- For an 82 year old dude?
What can I say?
- You don't look
like--I mean, come on.
Look at this man.
Whatever you're doing,
you just keep doing it.
- Keep doing it.
- Congressman Alcee Hastings,
he's a huge animal
rights supporter.
Alcee, so 401's
coming to the floor
when exactly, do you think?
- It's 5:40 tonight.
- I really want to
thank you so much.
It's--well, I'm not.
We're gonna speak to you after,
because I don't want
to tempt fate.
He first heard about
the Yulin Dog Meat Festival
through our endeavors
to draw attention to it.
Hey, can you believe
how I have manipulated all
of these people to follow me?
- But it's for a goddamn good
cause, okay?
- So he contacted us,
and together we've worked,
and if it's brought
to the floor,
we just hope it will be passed.
I love you.
Have an amazing birthday.
- Thank you. Love you guys.
- Bye.
- Is it, like, appropriate
to be blowing kisses
and saying "I love you"--
- To the congressman?
♪ ♪
- I need shoes and water.
- Oh, thank you.
- Hi. Good.
- I do carry my own wipes
wherever I go.
I'm having a little OCD moment.
Not only are there germs,
there are sweaty germs.
- You all organized?
- Yep, just waiting
for my seat to dry.
- Oh.
- Hi, Kyle!
- Hello.
- Hello.
- Oh, my God.
- Kyle, look at these pants.
- I can't.
- Wait, I don't understand.
I don't know how to do this.
- Good morning, everybody.
How's everybody doing?
Make some noise.
[cheering]
All right.
Shout-out to my girl Teddi.
We've been doing this
a long time.
We're doing it for the coaches.
We're doing it for the puppies.
Are you guys excited?
- Yeah!
- All right.
So we're gonna start with
one full turn up on your bike.
Back that ass up.
Back up. Back up. Back up.
- Spin is very aggressive.
It keeps getting faster
and harder,
but I'm not gonna let
these bitches see me suffer.
(BLEEP).
- Back up. Back up. Back up.
Keep it coming.
- I do Pilates,
but that's very different
than getting
on a goddamn bicycle,
so this class
is kicking my ass.
- Show me right now. Yes. Yes.
Right there. That's it!
Breathe. You are home.
Give your neighbor
a [inaudible].
You've made it.
Shout-out
to the lovely Teddi Mellencamp
for bringing you all here.
- I'm thrilled with
the outcome.
It was a packed class.
I'm gonna show up, do it,
and I'm gonna invite my team,
and that's what I did.
Thank you to everybody
who came today.
I am very grateful
for my husband and my friends
for supporting me,
because you know what?
Regardless of
the circumstances,
real friends show up.
[cheers and applause]
- Thank you for your hard work.
Get out there and get some
snacks, and go get a puppy.
- Coming up...
- Well, you're friends
with her.
Have you ever known her
to leak stuff to the press?
- I mean,
everybody here knows--
- Kyle, answer the question.
Have you ever known her
to leak stuff to the press?
[driving techno music]
- Thank you guys
all for coming.
I love it, and everybody looks
so great with,
like, a quick change-o presto.
Not messing around.
Everybody ready?
- Yeah.
- Bye, guys. Thank you.
- Bye. See you later.
- It's down to the left, right?
Oh, here we are.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- How are you?
- I'm doing well. How are you?
- We have a reservation
for all of us.
- Fantastic.
- Under Teddi, I would imagine.
- Yes, thank you.
- All righty, absolutely.
Great, ladies. Right this way.
- Thank you.
- Thanks.
- I haven't been here
in a long time.
- Great.
- Thank you.
- Oh, how nice.
- I know, this is beauty.
- Who brought the dogs today?
- I don't know.
I mean,
this is a little bit weird,
but I--the only kind
of experience
I had with John was
"I'll be there by 10:00
to set up,"
and Tracy texted me at 10:10
and she's like,
"Just so you know,
no one's here."
- Wait, so did they not--
- No, they came,
but they came at, like, 10:30.
Which is fine, but it was also
people I had never met before.
I'm not baffled by the Johns
not showing up.
Had they been confronted
about the situation,
they would have had to lie.
Her lying to my face
is one thing.
Her forcing her staff
to do so is another.
No, that's because Lisa had
another event today.
- What?
- What?
- She called me last night
and invited me
to Vanderpump Dogs.
- Tomorrow, at Vanderpump Dogs,
we're just having, like,
a bit of a gathering.
- I had said yes to the cycle
so long ago.
- No, no, no.
The cycle is fine.
- Come afterwards.
You'll just come afterwards,
darling.
- Wait, she had another event
at Vanderpump Dogs
at the same time today?
Am I following this correctly?
- Yes. She said she'd be there
from 11:00 to 5:00,
and she said,
"Well, you'll be
done early enough,"
and I said, "Well, I committed
to a lunch after," so--
- Yeah, but if it was 11:00
to 5:00,
why couldn't you come to this
first and then go to her thing?
- I have no idea.
- I mean, the thing is--
Cycle House
is five minutes away
from Vanderpump Dogs.
She could have shown up,
said hi to people.
- See, it's very clever
because now she can say,
"Well, darling,
I couldn't possibly show up
because I had this other event
saving the dogs."
Sorry.
[bright music]
♪ ♪
- John, where did you
put the remote?
- What are you doing?
You've turned it over.
No signal.
- Oh, no. What happened?
- Can you ever do anything
right?
No, actually not.
Don't answer that. No.
- No, no, no.
Don't start doing that stuff.
- What the hell is that?
- Now go down to the HDMI.
There. Here.
Don't touch anything.
- I can't touch anything.
I can't text anything.
I can't do anything, so.
- You could go pick up
some poop.
That's what you could do.
- Okay.
- Hopefully it will happen
in the next 15 minutes or so.
They said they're running
through it quickly.
- Thank you.
- House Resolution 401...
- Listen!
- Oh, my God.
- Wait, this is it.
- Wait, this is it!
- Come on, guys!
- House Resolution 401,
a resolution urging China,
South Korea, Vietnam,
Thailand,
and all nations to outlaw
the dog and cat meat trade.
- If we see that moment
where it's passed,
it would be, like, a great gift
and a great achievement.
- A special thanks to
Lisa Vanderpump...
[all cheering]
...and John Sessa,
who has personally witnessed
many of the things
in Yulin and elsewhere.
- Those in favor, say aye.
Those opposed, no.
In the opinion of the chair,
two-thirds
being in the affirmative,
the rules are suspended.
The resolution is agreed to
and, without objection,
the motion to reconsider
is laid upon the table.
- So that means it passed?
[light tense music]
♪ ♪
- Does that mean it passed?
Call Lale now.
[phone line trilling]
- Hey.
- Hi.
So I'm with Lisa and everybody.
So what happened?
What--I feel like an idiot.
- It passed.
- Yeah!
[all cheering]
- Oh, my God.
- Thank you to everybody.
Jeez, I mean,
it's been such a long road.
- Speech! Speech! Speech!
- It's always been
such a long fight, you know?
And I know it's been
such an emotional fight,
but when I look back
in two, three--
[cork pops]
[all screaming]
- Ah!
- I'm so proud of you.
[all screaming]
And so that's it.
United States on board
to ban the dog
and cat meat trade
all over the world.
- We did it!
- Cheers to that.
- Cheers!
- It's been us shouting it
from the rooftops.
It's been us
walking the pavement.
It's just such
an emotional moment,
to think that this is finally
being acknowledged.
Nothing else matters!
Nothing else matters.
- I woke up yesterday to an
article from Radar Online
about this whole dog situation,
and I know that Lisa
fed that story.
[tense music]
♪ ♪
Did you read the article?
- I saw it everywhere
yesterday.
- It's not only just
in her words,
but the way she wants the world
to perceive the situation,
which is very unfair.
- I mean, clearly--I mean,
we could never say who it is.
She's not here,
and we all have very strong
opinions about this,
so it's a bad,
you know, situation to be in.
- I understand.
I understand that,
but she chose not to be here.
- I know.
- Sweetheart, it's
indefensible behavior,
and you have everyone here
telling the same story.
- Well, I know.
- Kyle struggles with doing
the right thing
and doing what Lisa Vanderpump
wants her to do.
- If you thought that
I was ----ing you over,
you wouldn't lie and say,
"No, no, no."
I look like an idiot!
- Listen. Listen.
- I look like a ----ing
abused wife
with a black eye who says,
"Oh, I fell down the stairs."
- Oh, my God.
- I think they have a ----ing
weird relationship.
I always have.
Kyle is very conflicted.
- Even the verbiage she used,
and I say "she used" because
I know she leaked that story.
- I believe Lisa Vanderpump
most definitely manipulated
the truth here.
There were, like, less than ten
people that knew this story,
and now suddenly it's out?
- She said something
in the article about the dog
that I knew for sure
it was her wording.
- Poor creature.
- Poor creature!
That's what it was.
"The poor creature."
I was told by Lisa Vanderpump
how to plant an article
in a magazine.
She literally said to me
five years ago,
"If you ever get into trouble
in the press,
"you ever need to call someone
and leak a story,
call this person."
So clearly she knows
how to do it.
- Well, you're friends
with her.
Have you ever known her
to leak stuff to the press?
- I mean, everybody
here knows--
- Kyle, answer the question.
Have you ever known her
to leak stuff to the press?
[dramatic music]
- Well, you're friends
- Well, you're friends
with her.
Have you ever known her
to leak stuff to the press?
- I mean,
everybody here knows--
- Kyle, answer the question.
Have you ever known her
to leak stuff to the press?
- Here's the thing.
Do I ever have proof or no?
Of course I don't have anybody
that has a connection
that can dig
and find out for me,
so I don't know.
Have I thought--
- In your heart of hearts?
- Have I thought?
Absolutely. I can't sit here
and tell this group of women
I don't believe
Lisa would ever do that
when she has been
accused of this in the past.
- You've never sold a story?
- No, never.
I don't have to, Adrienne.
- To Radar Online?
- Sold a story?
- Sold a story.
- What, so you can
have this story,
and you give me a check?
- Yes. Yes.
- No.
On my children's life,
on my life.
- I wish I could say
I didn't believe it.
I wish I could say,
"This is not true,"
but I can't.
- I hate to interrupt, ladies.
Would you like to order?
- Can I have the burger
with no bun?
- Absolutely.
- Maybe I'll do
the chicken paillard.
- The chicken paillard?
It's really good.
- Yeah, but cook it
on the well-done side please.
- Okay.
- What's the soup?
- The soup is a potato leek.
- So I want the potato
leek soup.
- Well, can I ask you
a question?
Have you talked to Lisa?
Have you called her
since the article came out?
- Why would I?
Why am I gonna go call
the sabotager, the one,
so I can hear her say--
- Saboteur.
- The saboteur.
Thank you, Erika.
Why?
So I can hear her lie to me?
She will deny it.
- If she did do it--
if she did do it,
it's because she wants
for people
to take her side
in this situation,
because basically
it's you and Lisa.
So people are either
gonna believe you or believe
Lisa about what happened,
and she doesn't want
to look bad.
It's her way of getting
in front of it.
- I'm not gonna let her
bully me
into being ashamed
for anything,
and I'm not gonna let her
peddle this untruth and
destroy--I'm not.
- Good. I'm glad.
- Lisa, I'm not.
- I'm glad too.
- Maybe she's going through
a hard time right now.
- Well, of course she is.
- I have a question.
When you go through hard times,
do you try to hurt every
other person in your life?
- Maybe you're the only person
that can say to her,
"You know what?
Like, what the (BLEEP)
are you doing?"
- I'm feeling really
uncomfortable,
because even though
I can't really defend Lisa
in this moment
because of what I believe,
I still care about her
and love her,
and she's still my friend,
and she's not here
to speak up for herself.
- We're all crazy dog rescuers,
but we love it,
and we get sh-- done.
- Even you!
- Can I text about this?
- Go on, tell the world!
- No, this is your chance--
this is your chance
where you can gossip.
- I put words in your mouth
that were not true,
and I was wrong for that,
and I'm sorry for that.
- Okay. I mean,
sometimes there are moments
when you can just shut
the (BLEEP) up.
- It's gonna be a busy
next few months,
but at the same time--
- It's gonna be a good thing.
- It's gonna be great stuff.
- You know, I hate it,
all this negativity around the
Center and all that nonsense,
and I know, you know,
Blizzard messed up a bit,
but okay. He's out of order,
but, you know, I don't make
allowances for Teddi,
because I think she was wrong,
and she hammered me
in The Bahamas.
- You are much smarter
than you lead on to be, right?
You're not confused
in this situation,
and I'm not gonna be
your pawn to get at you.
- I wish they would have
come today.
That would have been nice.
- It's okay.
They did their thing,
and I'm thankful for that.
That's good enough.
They probably made, like--
- I think 3,200.
- And I'm glad
we didn't cancel it,
because I think
we'd have looked petty.
I really do, you know?
- I've had a lot
of damaging sh--
about me in the press.
- You're kidding.
- I know it's hard to believe.
[laughter]
And, you know, over time
the truth reveals itself.
You're too good of a woman,
a strong woman.
You have a great family,
you have a good husband.
(BLEEP) all this.
At the end of the day--
- And you didn't
do anything wrong.
- And you didn't do
anything wrong.
At the end of the day,
who gives a sh--
what all these naysayers
----ing say?
Don't listen to any of
that stuff right now.
Whenever I've had really
negative things
written about me, it's hard
to have a thick skin,
but sometimes the best defense
is to not say anything
and let the article go away
so it doesn't create
another story.
Dorit's in a tough situation,
because she needs to also
protect her family
and do what she needs
to do to do that.
- You have to know when things
happen with animals
the amount of people
that are gonna come at you
and attack you is beyond.
- Exactly.
I'm so afraid to even--
I just am--
I lie awake at night
thinking someone's
gonna hurt my kids or--
- No.
- No.
- Oh, my God.
You don't understand it.
They think I did it,
that I treated that
animal--which is so untrue.
I'm scared. I'm scared
when I go to the bar.
I'm just scared, because I'm
already getting messages that--
- Are you really?
- Yes.
- This article has exposed me
and my family
in such a vulnerable way.
There are comments online
about my children
and how they deserved
to be bitten.
- Who does that story benefit?
Only Lisa and the Foundation.
It's just hard, you know,
when you care about someone,
you think--"God, why the
(BLEEP) did you do this?"
is the first thought.
- It's really disappointing.
- Coming up...
- Whatever.
- I didn't come here to fight.
I came here to tell you
this is the overall consensus.
- No, you came here to tell me
I am a liar.
[techno music]
♪ ♪
- Oh, man.
- Bueno.
[dog yapping]
[door buzzes]
- [grunts] Jesus.
Hello?
- Welcome.
- How are you?
- I'm gonna leave this here.
Is that okay?
'Cause my friend Teddi--
you know Teddi.
She's gonna swing by.
She has a photo shoot,
and she needs that color dress.
- Awesome.
- She lives close by here.
How's everything?
- Good, you?
- Good.
- Welcome.
- I love how El Chapo
is wearing a diaper.
- Well, he doesn't have
a choice
if he wants to live here.
- I met Sharon
when I was dating Mauricio.
She and I are very close.
We even adopted dogs
that are brothers,
so I guess that sort of
makes us also related.
[knocking at door]
Uh-oh, the door. Someone's--
- [speaking Spanish]
Hi, how are you?
- Good.
- Is that Teddi?
- Hello.
- Hi. Your house is amazing.
- Thank you. Welcome.
- Well, thanks. I was like--
- How are you?
- I'm good.
- I'm so happy you're here.
- Well, I was like--she's like,
"I'm gonna be
in the neighborhood."
I'm like, "Okay, I'm gonna
come grab the dresses."
Is this all the jewelry?
- Some of it, yes.
- Oh, my gosh.
- Wait. So this is Romeo,
my dog Romeo,
my difficult dog's brother.
I got them at the same time.
I want to show you
this really fast.
Look at this. So these are--
- Oh, I love that.
That is so fun.
- And these are
diamonds around here.
Rose gold.
So she's also gonna duplicate
some of my mom's pieces
that were really
important to me.
Our home was burglarized,
and most of these pieces
have sentiment attached to it.
They got almost
every single handbag.
I'm talking ones that my mom
had left me
that she had saved jewelry
that I had
since I was a little girl.
Everything except what
I had on my body.
I mean, the things
that my mom left me
when she passed away
I can never replace.
- Look how big they are though.
- Oh, my gosh.
These are amazing.
- Do you like?
- Aren't they fun?
- When I was growing up,
my mom would always wear
what she called cocktail rings.
- These are amazing.
- Right?
And Sharon's an incredibly
talented jeweler,
so she's the perfect person to
recreate these cocktail rings
that my mom had left me.
Anyway, so I kept going over
and over
and over our conversation
at Fig & Olive
from yesterday, and--
- No, I'm not over it.
- Because after we left,
then the TMZ--like,
right after.
- I know.
- After we left lunch,
Lisa went to TMZ and is all of
a sudden defending Dorit...
- I mean, that was just weird.
- The way she played it was,
I swooped in and fixed it.
- When she's not said one word
to Dorit
or called her
or spoken to her at all.
- I mean, I think she's
definitely up for a Razzie
for that performance.
- This makes absolutely
no sense.
- Come on, that is kind of
not cool at all.
- I was, like, up at night
about it last night.
The extent of which
it's gone to...
- To think that Dorit's
going through this
and what she--
the repercussions.
- But she still
hasn't called Dorit.
You've got to reach out
to your friend
that you know is hurting
if that's the case,
if you're really concerned
about your friend
and not just concerned
about yourself.
- Don't you think I have
to talk to her though
and just say,
"Listen, I love you,
but this is the situation"?
- Yeah, you should talk to her.
- This is just a whole
I don't even know what.
Something.
Just a weird position,
but I have to be able
to be honest,
and I feel weird being honest
because I care about her.
- I brought you water.
How's it going?
- Good. So what should I eat?
Okay, here's my choices.
My choices are pad thai,
honey lime chicken--
I'm going for that--and
stroganoff with beef noodles.
- Oh, what are you--
- And chicken gumbo.
That's--what's the other one?
Kung Pao.
- Kung Pao.
- I'm sorry, I'm not doing
a Chinese thing.
- Harry just got back
from Canada,
and all of a sudden
he's going again all alone,
and he's climbing
straight up rocks
and over a freaking mountain.
- Wait, how do you eat this?
You just add water?
- You just add
boiling water to it.
- I often wonder why it works
between me and Harry
'cause we are so opposite.
- Fill me in on stuff
that's going on.
- Oh, God, Harry.
I need to find out
about your friends.
- It's been kind of crazy.
Let's start with
Denise Richards
getting married in two days.
- [laughing]
- Like, she called me on
a Wednesday.
- No. I don't mean to be
laughing.
- Well, no, but it's...
- But I just think it's
kinda quick, right?
- She called me on a
Wednesday,
and Saturday we went
to the wedding.
Aaron seems really nice.
You are the only two that have
that one thing in common.
Nicollette Sheridan,
Harry was married to her
for 11 months,
and what, Aaron was six?
- Whoa, it's the same person?
- Yeah.
- Wait, wait,
I didn't know this!
- You didn't know that?
- Whoa!
- Isn't that weird?
- It's enough to have
in common.
What else is going on?
- Well, there's
a little situation
with some of these women.
It has to do
with some dog rescue adoption.
These two boys,
John Sessa and John Blizzard,
came out and said,
"Do you recognize this dog?"
to Teddi and Kyle,
and they said,
"Well, it's Dorit's dog that
she gave to a kill shelter."
Da-da-da-da. Da-da-da-da.
It's like a soap opera.
- Think of the drama
as propaganda
that is being spread.
- Oh.
- 'Cause that's the use
of propaganda,
is to drive a wedge
between groups,
between people,
to destabilize the group
so that the person who has
actually created the propaganda
can come in and take over.
- That's what's happening.
- There you go.
- That's it right there.
It's propaganda at its finest.
Lisa Vandertrump.
It's ----ing perfect.
[giggling]
This is the tent?
- That's the tent over there.
- It's very small.
- I just was testing it out
and making sure
that it still worked.
But it's perfect, right?
'Cause it weighs nothing.
It weighs, like, 6 ounces,
the whole thing,
and then the mosquitoes
can't get you,
but the bears can.
- The bears can get you?
- Of course they can.
- Well, why would you do that
then if the bears
could get you?
- Well, I'm not in
the bears' food chain.
- I have to see this. Oh, God.
- This is a two-person tent.
- No ----ing way is it.
There's bugs in here already,
so it's not very
mosquito-proof.
- Is it a live mosquito?
- No, it's dead,
but--seriously,
you just could not
get me to do this.
- To see this, to be able
to share this with you,
would be amazing, but--
- Well, maybe
if I was medicated.
[light techno music]
♪ ♪
- I'm dreading going
to Lisa's house.
In the past,
I defended her no matter what.
Lisa also didn't say
you have Munchausen.
She said someone else did.
So you were saying
"I could say you're bipolar."
It's the same kind of thing
as putting it out there anyway.
Maybe I enjoy having
what we have
and I don't want to (BLEEP)
that up.
Whatever. I don't care.
If she did that, whatever.
But this time,
it's very different.
As difficult as it is,
I have to be honest with Lisa,
and I know Lisa's
gonna be upset.
[dramatic music]
If I were to look
at my daughters
and how I'm raising them,
I would tell them you have
to defend what's right,
and that's what I'm trying
to do right now,
but it's going
to be absolute torture.
♪ ♪
[exhales]
[ominous tone]
[birds chirping]
- Hello.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
- Look at, they always come
right after me.
- Hello.
- Hello, how are you?
- I can't give you
a sore throat.
- Okay. How are you?
- Cute little hat. What?
- You like it?
No, it's just this one
always comes right after me.
- How do you know
which one it is?
- I can tell the difference.
- You cannot tell
the difference.
- That's Hanky.
- It's Panky. How are you?
- I'm good. How are you?
Look at all these
pretty flowers.
- Well, I got them
in celebration of 401.
- Congratulations.
That's so exciting.
- Oh, you have no idea.
We've just been, like,
jumping up and down.
So excited about
the whole thing.
- I'm dreading this moment,
but I have to have
this conversation with her.
- Would you like a glass
of rosé?
- Sure, why not?
I know I run the risk of
hurting my friendship with her,
and I don't want to do that.
That is exciting.
- How was the bike ride?
I sent you all a text.
I saw you liked it.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Um, it was really, really,
really great.
- Oh, okay. Good.
- And then we went
to lunch after.
- Yeah.
- And then the whole Radar
Online thing came up.
- You know,
there's always stories.
Like, negative stories.
- Dorit was really upset.
Really upset.
- Well, I--hold on a second.
She was upset?
- Very. I mean, if you read
the article,
it sounds like it comes
from your camp.
- It sounds like
it comes from me?
I didn't even read it properly,
but all I do know is I went
and spoke to TMZ
that day when they came
to the Vanderpump Dogs Center.
I was just like,
"No, no, no, no, no."
I put myself on the line.
- You always say,
"When you look at an article,
you have to see
who it benefits," right?
- Well, who would benefit
from it?
- Well, that was only, like,
"Lisa's so great,
and the Vanderpump Foundation
is amazing,"
and it was bad for Dorit.
So Dorit was, like, devastated,
saying, you know,
"All of these animal
rights activist people
are gonna come after me."
I'm in a really bad
position here, because--
- Why are you in a bad
position?
- Because as your friend
I want to say,
"That is not true.
I don't believe that."
- You should have done it.
- But I don't.
I don't feel that, Ken.
- Oh, you're--
- You think I'm gonna give
a story to Radar Online
and then I'm gonna go to TMZ
and refute a story
I've given to Radar Online?
- That's what everybody
thinks, yes.
- Who says that? Who says that?
Say it.
- Everybody. Everybody.
It seems as if you wanted
to get ahead of it
so that people believe
you instead of Dorit
in this whole argument.
I'm gonna tell you
what they think.
- No. No, I'm not listening.
- No, you have to hear,
because that's not fair.
- I'm not thinking about Dorit
and that ----ing dog,
and when I went out there--
I shouldn't say ----ing dog
'cause it was
a beautiful little dog.
When I--when I went out there--
- You don't let me talk.
This is what happens.
You never let--
- I always let you talk!
- You only want to get
your sentences out there.
I'm trying to get mine too, and
I'm here as your friend, okay?
I'm the only one
who has a legitimate friend.
- You're not her friend.
You're not her friend.
You're not her friend.
- Yeah, I am, Ken.
- You're not her friend.
- Yes, I am.
- You are not her friend.
- Ken, stop it.
- Yes, I ----ing am.
I will defend
what's right, okay?
I can't sit there and say,
"I do not believe
Lisa did that."
- So you think I--you think
I would give a story
to Radar Online...
- Yes.
- About Dorit?
- Yes.
[dramatic music]
It's so blatant.
Why didn't you--
- Wow. Okay, this is
a big shock to me.
- Why didn't you--
- This changes everything.
I think I've taken enough crap
from Kyle Richards.
When push comes to shove, she
actually doesn't back me up.
- Over the last year,
have you not said that Lisa's
ego is out of control?
- She has a big ego.
- Wow, Kyle.
That's a really good friend.
She says she thinks
that I tell you what to say
and I wind you up,
and I take offense to that.
- Listen, you guys
have obviously
had a problem with each other
for a long time now.
- She's insulting me,
saying that I--
- Okay, but it's not
about you right now.
We're talking
about this situation.
- Well, it is about me,
because she insulted me.
And this clearly
is another case of that.
I have done nothing wrong.
- I'm sorry.
If I did something wrong,
that doesn't mean
you wouldn't love me.
- Just because you accuse me--
I am not going to say,
"Yes, I did something,"
if I didn't do it.
I am a woman with integrity
that stands up
for what's right.
- Yeah, I am too,
just like I'm not gonna say--
- I could have thrown her
under the bus!
- I'm also not gonna say,
"Lisa would never do this."
- No, I'm done.
I'm done with you too.
Kyle, I'm done.
- And it feels like that
you're talking to Radar. Lisa.
- Kyle, I swear
on my children's life,
on Giggy's life,
I or nobody I know would give
a story to Radar about Dorit.
You think I did that?
I'm done with you too.
- I'm saying maybe you care
more about your image
than your friendships at times.
At times.
- Okay, good. Bye. Bye.
Bye, Kyle.
Show yourself out, darling.
- I want to say one more thing
so I can maybe
turn this around.
I never wanted it
to get like this.
I never imagined
it would get like this.
I had to be honest.
- Do you honestly think--do you
honestly think that
TMZ would print this...
And--have you watched her?
- Yeah, I saw it.
- It's so ----ing genuine,
and you are supposed to be
her ----ing friend.
- I am her friend,
but I also have to be honest.
- You're not her friend!
You cannot be her friend when
you say something like that.
She would never say
that about you.
- I have to be honest
about how I feel.
- You're a ----ing liar.
You're a ----ing liar,
and you're not my friend
or her friend, so you get out.
Please go.
- Ken--
- Please go.
You've joined the gang.
- No! I'm here because I didn't
want it to feel like that.
I sat there and--
- You've joined the gang.
- I did not!
There's no ----ing gang, Ken.
- Of course there's a gang!
- No, there isn't.
- It's all four of them
ganging up on her.
- Listen, I am telling you,
I came here
because I care about--
- No, no, no.
- I do ----ing care!
- Oh, you really did.
- I don't want you
to get upset.
I don't want you to get upset.
- I don't like people lying
[inaudible].
- I'm not joining a gang, okay?
- I don't--this is done.
We're done.
I'm not--we're done.
- 12 years of friendship done.
[dramatic music]
- Am I not allowed to be
honest right now?
- Honest? Go on. Honest.
- Yeah, you should be honest.
- So what's wrong with that?
- Let me tell you--
- I'm just telling you
how it looked,
and that doesn't mean
I don't love you.
- No, and you know what?
If you said to me--
if you said to me--
- And I will stand
by you, okay?
But what am I supposed to say?
- I don't care
whether you love me or not!
You love somebody
that's got good character,
who's got integrity.
That's who you love.
- Well, I don't know why you
would do something like that,
but it felt like you did.
That's what it looks like.
- Okay. Okay, whatever.
- I didn't come here to fight.
- Okay.
- I came here to tell you
this is the overall consensus.
I care about you, and I have
a hard time defending you.
- No, you came here
to tell me--you came here
to tell me I am a liar,
and I don't appreciate that.
- I came here to tell you
that I have a hard time
defending you
when all of these people think
the exact same thing.
- Okay. Okay.
And you know what?
Please don't.
And you know what?
If you turned around
and you said to me,
"I'm telling you
on Farrah's life,
"on Portia's life,
that is not the truth,
and I know nothing
about that story,"
you know what, sweetie?
I'd believe you. We're done.
- Lisa's gone so far with this.
She's in so deep
with what she said.
There's no turning back.
- Goodbye, Kyle!
- So how are we ever going
to repair this situation?
- Get the (BLEEP) out
of my house!
I'm swear to you
I'm done with it.
The lying bitches.
They can go (BLEEP) themselves,
all of them,
but Kyle to say that to me?
I'm done with her.
[sniffling]
- Next time on "The Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills":
- Oh!
- Yes.
- Does this hurt our Botox?
- Yeah.
- We might want to rethink
the invention.
- 318.
- That's bad.
- 318.
- That's, like,
close to diabetic coma.
- I went to Lisa's house,
and she said,
"You think that I did this
on purpose?
Then there's nothing left
to say. Get out of our house."
- Wow.
- That's not friendship.
That's bullsh--.
- I don't want to get
on her ----ing bad side.
She plays ----ing dirty.
- I can say I'm hurt,
but I'm not going to stand here
and say
what a ----ing bitch she was.
Ah, I said it.
- To learn more about
the Housewives,
- Previously on "The Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills":
- I can't really walk in these.
- They're Christian Louboutin.
You've got to figure it out.
- Can I wear sneakers?
- Yeah, wear your sneakers.
I don't give a sh--.
- Aaron and Denise, you may
seal your vows with a kiss.
- That's so good.
Kyle, are you videoing me?
- No.
- That is not funny.
Ken went to Blizzard,
and he said,
"I want you to print out
all of your texts to Teddi."
She says, "Have the dog there
and I can say it looks like
Dorit's dog."
- I was in on the scheme.
Lisa Vanderpump betrayed you.
- I'm not into
coexisting, Teddi.
- If you can live with yourself
doing this, then go for it.
It's been working for you
for a long time.
- Okay.
- Oh, my God.
- What?
- There is an article
that just came out.
"Stabbed In The Back!
"Lisa 'Extra Hurt'
By Longtime Friend Dorit
Over Abandoned Dog."
- She's just made a mistake.
- So you think this is Lisa?
- Well, who else is it?
[upbeat music]
- In the game of life,
it's Rinna take all.
♪ ♪
- Most people talk
about their fantasies.
I'm living mine.
- In business and in life,
I wear many hats
and hairstyles.
- You can stab me in the back,
but whilst you're there,
kiss my ass.
- I'm not afraid of hard work,
but I'll never
do your dirty work.
- My problem
with the tabloids?
My real life
is so much juicier.
- In Beverly Hills,
the truth always
has a way
of rising to the top.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Baby.
- Hi, baby.
- Hey.
Where's the--oh, my gosh.
Where do you want to--
- Oh, was that
the rest of them?
- Where do you want to do this?
- Let's do it here.
This is exciting.
- I know. Look at it.
- Aaron and I decided
to postpone our honeymoon
'cause we just have so much
going on right now.
He's got a lot of work
going on, I have a lot of work,
but we'll definitely carve out
time for us very soon.
Baby, how fun was that wedding?
I cannot believe
that we put it together.
- I can't believe
we pulled it off.
- I can't either.
It starts at 2:00.
- Well, you're late
for your own wedding.
- When's it happening?
It's hot as (BLEEP) out here.
This poly does not breathe.
- Aw, this is from
Camille and David.
- Oh, so what did we get?
- Aw, this is so nice.
- Oh, that is nice.
- Oh, I love this candle.
This is one of my
favorite scents actually.
That's really good.
- What is it?
- This is so nice. The blanket.
- Oh, I love it.
- The difference between
this wedding to Aaron
and my wedding to Charlie
is Charlie and I's
wedding album was done
when I filed
for ----ing divorce.
Oh, it says "husband."
Is that all from Natalie still?
- Yeah.
- Cartier champagne?
I didn't even know
they made that.
So at least Aaron and I,
we made it to opening gifts.
Did you hear what Lola said?
- No.
- It was so sweet.
- What'd she say?
- She said,
"Mom, I'm so happy,"
and she said, "I feel like now
we have a family."
Are you happy?
- Yeah.
- You are?
- Mm-hmm.
- Thank you.
- That means a lot to me.
- It's just good
to have a family.
- It's good to have a family?
I know.
- I was really nervous to,
like, get their approval.
- I am just so amazed how well
he does with the kids.
He is so patient and very
nurturing and very present.
Now you're a stepdad.
- I know, I know.
- In one day you became
a husband and stepdad,
and now adopting Eloise
and you'll be a dad too.
- It's just add water, right?
- Yes. Just add water.
Instant family.
[bright music]
♪ ♪
- You might--if she could be
on here, that was--
that was perfect,
and then I can still
clearly see the little pup.
- Come on, Gig.
Are you ready?
Hello. Hi.
- Hi, Lisa. Nice to meet you.
- Hi.
- I'm Simon.
- Hello, Simon. Are you from--
- The Puppy Bowl.
- Hello. Hi, hi.
The Puppy Bowl is
a really exciting event,
and it's aired right before
the Super Bowl.
Hey, darling.
- You haven't seen this golden
nugget since she was born.
- When did she get so big?
- This is Violet.
She just got Vanderpuffed.
- Oh, my God.
You're a little tiny scrap.
The Vanderpump Dog
Rescue Center
was chosen to compete.
And how was she?
Did she run around a lot?
- Nonstop.
- I actually don't know what
Violet's gonna be doing.
She could be quarterback
or goalie or running with it,
but she's in the Puppy Bowl,
and that is huge for us.
- You know, Lisa,
we're gonna start with filming
an interview with you
with Giggy in the shot...
- Okay. All right.
- Having you talk about
the Rescue Center.
- All right then.
Let me sit down
and do my thing then.
- All right.
So quiet, everyone please.
Tell us about
the Vanderpump Rescue Center
and why you founded it.
- We were just so crazy
about dogs.
We wanted to create
an environment
that was really
people-friendly as well.
It's just a fabulous
day out, truly.
This is a fun event
to help puppies
that are up for adoption.
That's why
Violet's gonna be out there
on the field and not Giggy.
Besides, Giggy had a problem
with his heart.
- He has something called sick
sinus syndrome,
where the electrical wiring
of his heart
has just aged
a little quicker than he has.
- But he's just doing,
thank God, so much better.
- Now that the four of us
are here,
let's celebrate House
Resolution 401
going to the floor.
- Don't set yourself up.
- It's going to Congress.
I mean, it's already had
a pre-vote that was unanimous,
so I really think--
- Just pray.
- Let's just pray.
Resolution 401 we've helped
co-write with
Congressman Alcee Hastings
in order to condemn
the dog meat trade.
This is the first
political step in our endeavor
to stop the dog meat trade
all over the world.
I'll tell you what,
I'm gonna pop a bloody bottle
of champagne if it passes.
- That's right.
- So when we are on
live with them?
- 1:30 tomorrow.
- Is Blizzard and Lyndsey
going to our cycle thing?
'Cause you know Teddi's
still hosting it, right?
- Yeah.
- I think Teddi is being
a complete and utter bitch.
- Well, I feel betrayed by you.
- Okay.
Well, I feel betrayed
by you too.
- Oh, 'cause I couldn't
carry out your plan? Sorry.
- But she's done a couple
of fundraisers, you know,
for a couple of grand here
and there,
and every penny helps,
so I hope she still
goes ahead with it.
That's what I want
for my birthday.
401, and then you don't
have to buy me anything.
You do, but you don't.
♪ ♪
- Hey, babe.
- Hey, baby.
- Are you coming
to the cycle ride?
- Probably, yeah.
- Okay.
- So what is this about?
- Normally, like, a spin class
is, like, 20 bucks or whatever,
but we charge $60 a bike,
and then every single
one of the bikes,
all the proceeds
go to Vanderpump Dogs.
- That's awesome, and
it's a win-win for everyone.
- Yeah, except, you know,
it's gonna be
a little uncomfortable,
but I already made a commitment
that I was gonna do it,
even though I--honestly
I haven't even heard anything
from Vanderpump Dogs.
- Right.
- So if she shows up, okay.
You know? If not, okay.
Before the dog situation,
my company and I partnered
with Vanderpump Dogs,
and we did a spinning
charity ride
where all of the proceeds
went to Vanderpump Dogs.
It was so successful we ended
up doing two back-to-back.
Just because Lisa and I are
having issues now doesn't mean
that I'm going to not stay true
to my commitment that I made.
- All right, baby.
- Like, get out of--like--
- I think Dorit's calling you.
- Oh. Love you.
- I'll see you.
- Hello?
- Morning.
- Morning, how's it going?
- Not good.
Did you see that article that
just came out on Radar Online?
- Yes, I did.
Somebody sent it to me.
- My first thought was
"Oh, my God.
Lisa's behind this."
I don't get it.
I just saw her at the wedding.
- My breasts got bigger
on the way in.
When I left the house
they were much smaller.
- I mean, 'cause did she even
bring anything up
at Denise's wedding at all?
- Nothing, Teddi. Nothing.
- It's really horrible
when somebody tells you
that they're fine,
but all of their actions
surrounding the incident show
that they're not fine.
So has she called you?
- Nope, she hasn't.
- It just--one level
to the next.
Like, bringing me into it.
First I got the call.
"Lisa wants you to know
this happened."
- Who from?
- From John Blizzard.
Then bringing Kyle into it.
- This is Dorit's dog.
- She's getting groomed?
- No, she's with us again.
- Now bringing press into it.
- If people think that I
mistreat animals, God forbid--
- Well, God forbid,
but you never would, honey.
You never would.
- I grew up with animals.
I know that, but people's
perception is what they read,
PK, what they believe.
- It's like when does it stop?
When is enough enough?
- Is she coming to this ride
this morning?
- Here's the thing,
I don't know.
I haven't even heard
from Vanderpump Dogs.
- So Blizzard's going?
- Last time Blizzard came.
- I'm just gonna go.
I'm gonna show up,
so we'll talk about it then.
- Thanks.
- Thanks, Teddi.
- Coming up...
- I can't touch anything.
I can't text anything.
I can't do anything, so.
- You could go pick up
some poop.
[peppy music]
♪ ♪
- You good? Thank you.
- Thank you.
- Hi!
- Hi.
- Hi, ladies.
- How are you?
- You guys all look so good.
- Thank you.
- How's it going?
Hi. So where's Vanderpump Dogs?
- I don't know.
- To make these charity rides
a success,
I mean, the biggest thing
is the outreach.
Here's the parking,
here's the information.
I've got Gracefully Fed.
I've got a bunch of my coaches
coming in.
We need to make sure
the signage looks good.
Vanderpump Dogs
just needs to show up.
- Thank you.
- Hey.
- Hi. You look hot.
- Thanks for coming.
- Oh, my--I can't
with your pants.
- How hilarious
are these pants?
- So good.
Thank you for coming.
I'm dead.
- My pleasure.
Okay, they are here.
- What?
- Hi!
- I'm a little surprised
that John Blizzard
isn't at the event
since he's who
I planned it with.
I may invite
some friends this time.
- Yeah. It's gonna be fun,
and we already have, like,
a lot of people that
are inquiring about it, so.
- Yeah, everyone's asking,
like, "When is the next thing?"
- Luckily somebody from
Vanderpump Dogs has arrived,
whether I recognized
them or not.
I recognized the sign.
I haven't heard anything
from Lisa.
She said she was just gonna
come play with the dogs,
but then this morning--
- What, she's not gonna
ride a bike?
- No, I don't--
I don't think so.
- Hi!
- How are you? You look cute.
- Good. You look cute too.
- Thank you so much for coming.
- Of course. Is that candy?
- It's actually delicious
little desserts that are vegan.
Oh, you might not want
to touch my fingers.
- That's okay. It's fine.
I've touched much worse
than your fingers.
- Hi, honey.
- Oh, this bag!
Oh, I love this bag so much.
- You love the bag.
- I want this bag.
Did you see that article
that came out?
- I did.
- That upset me this morning
to see that, to be--
- Really.
- Because somebody leaked that.
I'm sorry.
- Not somebody, Lisa.
- We know who leaked that.
- 1,000%.
- Why humiliate you?
What are you trying to do?
Hey.
- I know.
- Timing. It's not cool.
- It's--I'm so sorry,
and the fact that you're
still here is so--thank you.
- Yeah.
- I'm not gonna let her
bully me,
and I'm not gonna let her
make me feel ashamed
for something I didn't do.
And I said I'm gonna be here
and I'm here,
and it's surprising that she's
not here at her own charity.
- Oh, she's not here?
- She's not here.
- It's really hard to
understand.
- We aren't wired
this way naturally.
- No, we're not.
- This is something
she works at.
- I know.
- It's ----ing dirty.
- It's dirty.
- Here comes Denise.
- Oh, the newlywed.
- Hi, Denise!
How are you feeling?
- I feel good.
- Do you feel good
after the wedding?
You feel good?
- I do. Yeah, thank you.
- I'm ready.
- I know. Me too.
- Can we get shoes?
I feel like it's almost--
- Yeah, we're a couple minutes
from go time.
- Let's do it.
- Let's do it.
[techno music]
♪ ♪
- Hello!
- Hello, Alcee! Happy birthday.
- Well, Lisa, you look great.
How you doing?
- Well, you look great too.
- You look great.
- For an 82 year old dude?
What can I say?
- You don't look
like--I mean, come on.
Look at this man.
Whatever you're doing,
you just keep doing it.
- Keep doing it.
- Congressman Alcee Hastings,
he's a huge animal
rights supporter.
Alcee, so 401's
coming to the floor
when exactly, do you think?
- It's 5:40 tonight.
- I really want to
thank you so much.
It's--well, I'm not.
We're gonna speak to you after,
because I don't want
to tempt fate.
He first heard about
the Yulin Dog Meat Festival
through our endeavors
to draw attention to it.
Hey, can you believe
how I have manipulated all
of these people to follow me?
- But it's for a goddamn good
cause, okay?
- So he contacted us,
and together we've worked,
and if it's brought
to the floor,
we just hope it will be passed.
I love you.
Have an amazing birthday.
- Thank you. Love you guys.
- Bye.
- Is it, like, appropriate
to be blowing kisses
and saying "I love you"--
- To the congressman?
♪ ♪
- I need shoes and water.
- Oh, thank you.
- Hi. Good.
- I do carry my own wipes
wherever I go.
I'm having a little OCD moment.
Not only are there germs,
there are sweaty germs.
- You all organized?
- Yep, just waiting
for my seat to dry.
- Oh.
- Hi, Kyle!
- Hello.
- Hello.
- Oh, my God.
- Kyle, look at these pants.
- I can't.
- Wait, I don't understand.
I don't know how to do this.
- Good morning, everybody.
How's everybody doing?
Make some noise.
[cheering]
All right.
Shout-out to my girl Teddi.
We've been doing this
a long time.
We're doing it for the coaches.
We're doing it for the puppies.
Are you guys excited?
- Yeah!
- All right.
So we're gonna start with
one full turn up on your bike.
Back that ass up.
Back up. Back up. Back up.
- Spin is very aggressive.
It keeps getting faster
and harder,
but I'm not gonna let
these bitches see me suffer.
(BLEEP).
- Back up. Back up. Back up.
Keep it coming.
- I do Pilates,
but that's very different
than getting
on a goddamn bicycle,
so this class
is kicking my ass.
- Show me right now. Yes. Yes.
Right there. That's it!
Breathe. You are home.
Give your neighbor
a [inaudible].
You've made it.
Shout-out
to the lovely Teddi Mellencamp
for bringing you all here.
- I'm thrilled with
the outcome.
It was a packed class.
I'm gonna show up, do it,
and I'm gonna invite my team,
and that's what I did.
Thank you to everybody
who came today.
I am very grateful
for my husband and my friends
for supporting me,
because you know what?
Regardless of
the circumstances,
real friends show up.
[cheers and applause]
- Thank you for your hard work.
Get out there and get some
snacks, and go get a puppy.
- Coming up...
- Well, you're friends
with her.
Have you ever known her
to leak stuff to the press?
- I mean,
everybody here knows--
- Kyle, answer the question.
Have you ever known her
to leak stuff to the press?
[driving techno music]
- Thank you guys
all for coming.
I love it, and everybody looks
so great with,
like, a quick change-o presto.
Not messing around.
Everybody ready?
- Yeah.
- Bye, guys. Thank you.
- Bye. See you later.
- It's down to the left, right?
Oh, here we are.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- How are you?
- I'm doing well. How are you?
- We have a reservation
for all of us.
- Fantastic.
- Under Teddi, I would imagine.
- Yes, thank you.
- All righty, absolutely.
Great, ladies. Right this way.
- Thank you.
- Thanks.
- I haven't been here
in a long time.
- Great.
- Thank you.
- Oh, how nice.
- I know, this is beauty.
- Who brought the dogs today?
- I don't know.
I mean,
this is a little bit weird,
but I--the only kind
of experience
I had with John was
"I'll be there by 10:00
to set up,"
and Tracy texted me at 10:10
and she's like,
"Just so you know,
no one's here."
- Wait, so did they not--
- No, they came,
but they came at, like, 10:30.
Which is fine, but it was also
people I had never met before.
I'm not baffled by the Johns
not showing up.
Had they been confronted
about the situation,
they would have had to lie.
Her lying to my face
is one thing.
Her forcing her staff
to do so is another.
No, that's because Lisa had
another event today.
- What?
- What?
- She called me last night
and invited me
to Vanderpump Dogs.
- Tomorrow, at Vanderpump Dogs,
we're just having, like,
a bit of a gathering.
- I had said yes to the cycle
so long ago.
- No, no, no.
The cycle is fine.
- Come afterwards.
You'll just come afterwards,
darling.
- Wait, she had another event
at Vanderpump Dogs
at the same time today?
Am I following this correctly?
- Yes. She said she'd be there
from 11:00 to 5:00,
and she said,
"Well, you'll be
done early enough,"
and I said, "Well, I committed
to a lunch after," so--
- Yeah, but if it was 11:00
to 5:00,
why couldn't you come to this
first and then go to her thing?
- I have no idea.
- I mean, the thing is--
Cycle House
is five minutes away
from Vanderpump Dogs.
She could have shown up,
said hi to people.
- See, it's very clever
because now she can say,
"Well, darling,
I couldn't possibly show up
because I had this other event
saving the dogs."
Sorry.
[bright music]
♪ ♪
- John, where did you
put the remote?
- What are you doing?
You've turned it over.
No signal.
- Oh, no. What happened?
- Can you ever do anything
right?
No, actually not.
Don't answer that. No.
- No, no, no.
Don't start doing that stuff.
- What the hell is that?
- Now go down to the HDMI.
There. Here.
Don't touch anything.
- I can't touch anything.
I can't text anything.
I can't do anything, so.
- You could go pick up
some poop.
That's what you could do.
- Okay.
- Hopefully it will happen
in the next 15 minutes or so.
They said they're running
through it quickly.
- Thank you.
- House Resolution 401...
- Listen!
- Oh, my God.
- Wait, this is it.
- Wait, this is it!
- Come on, guys!
- House Resolution 401,
a resolution urging China,
South Korea, Vietnam,
Thailand,
and all nations to outlaw
the dog and cat meat trade.
- If we see that moment
where it's passed,
it would be, like, a great gift
and a great achievement.
- A special thanks to
Lisa Vanderpump...
[all cheering]
...and John Sessa,
who has personally witnessed
many of the things
in Yulin and elsewhere.
- Those in favor, say aye.
Those opposed, no.
In the opinion of the chair,
two-thirds
being in the affirmative,
the rules are suspended.
The resolution is agreed to
and, without objection,
the motion to reconsider
is laid upon the table.
- So that means it passed?
[light tense music]
♪ ♪
- Does that mean it passed?
Call Lale now.
[phone line trilling]
- Hey.
- Hi.
So I'm with Lisa and everybody.
So what happened?
What--I feel like an idiot.
- It passed.
- Yeah!
[all cheering]
- Oh, my God.
- Thank you to everybody.
Jeez, I mean,
it's been such a long road.
- Speech! Speech! Speech!
- It's always been
such a long fight, you know?
And I know it's been
such an emotional fight,
but when I look back
in two, three--
[cork pops]
[all screaming]
- Ah!
- I'm so proud of you.
[all screaming]
And so that's it.
United States on board
to ban the dog
and cat meat trade
all over the world.
- We did it!
- Cheers to that.
- Cheers!
- It's been us shouting it
from the rooftops.
It's been us
walking the pavement.
It's just such
an emotional moment,
to think that this is finally
being acknowledged.
Nothing else matters!
Nothing else matters.
- I woke up yesterday to an
article from Radar Online
about this whole dog situation,
and I know that Lisa
fed that story.
[tense music]
♪ ♪
Did you read the article?
- I saw it everywhere
yesterday.
- It's not only just
in her words,
but the way she wants the world
to perceive the situation,
which is very unfair.
- I mean, clearly--I mean,
we could never say who it is.
She's not here,
and we all have very strong
opinions about this,
so it's a bad,
you know, situation to be in.
- I understand.
I understand that,
but she chose not to be here.
- I know.
- Sweetheart, it's
indefensible behavior,
and you have everyone here
telling the same story.
- Well, I know.
- Kyle struggles with doing
the right thing
and doing what Lisa Vanderpump
wants her to do.
- If you thought that
I was ----ing you over,
you wouldn't lie and say,
"No, no, no."
I look like an idiot!
- Listen. Listen.
- I look like a ----ing
abused wife
with a black eye who says,
"Oh, I fell down the stairs."
- Oh, my God.
- I think they have a ----ing
weird relationship.
I always have.
Kyle is very conflicted.
- Even the verbiage she used,
and I say "she used" because
I know she leaked that story.
- I believe Lisa Vanderpump
most definitely manipulated
the truth here.
There were, like, less than ten
people that knew this story,
and now suddenly it's out?
- She said something
in the article about the dog
that I knew for sure
it was her wording.
- Poor creature.
- Poor creature!
That's what it was.
"The poor creature."
I was told by Lisa Vanderpump
how to plant an article
in a magazine.
She literally said to me
five years ago,
"If you ever get into trouble
in the press,
"you ever need to call someone
and leak a story,
call this person."
So clearly she knows
how to do it.
- Well, you're friends
with her.
Have you ever known her
to leak stuff to the press?
- I mean, everybody
here knows--
- Kyle, answer the question.
Have you ever known her
to leak stuff to the press?
[dramatic music]
- Well, you're friends
- Well, you're friends
with her.
Have you ever known her
to leak stuff to the press?
- I mean,
everybody here knows--
- Kyle, answer the question.
Have you ever known her
to leak stuff to the press?
- Here's the thing.
Do I ever have proof or no?
Of course I don't have anybody
that has a connection
that can dig
and find out for me,
so I don't know.
Have I thought--
- In your heart of hearts?
- Have I thought?
Absolutely. I can't sit here
and tell this group of women
I don't believe
Lisa would ever do that
when she has been
accused of this in the past.
- You've never sold a story?
- No, never.
I don't have to, Adrienne.
- To Radar Online?
- Sold a story?
- Sold a story.
- What, so you can
have this story,
and you give me a check?
- Yes. Yes.
- No.
On my children's life,
on my life.
- I wish I could say
I didn't believe it.
I wish I could say,
"This is not true,"
but I can't.
- I hate to interrupt, ladies.
Would you like to order?
- Can I have the burger
with no bun?
- Absolutely.
- Maybe I'll do
the chicken paillard.
- The chicken paillard?
It's really good.
- Yeah, but cook it
on the well-done side please.
- Okay.
- What's the soup?
- The soup is a potato leek.
- So I want the potato
leek soup.
- Well, can I ask you
a question?
Have you talked to Lisa?
Have you called her
since the article came out?
- Why would I?
Why am I gonna go call
the sabotager, the one,
so I can hear her say--
- Saboteur.
- The saboteur.
Thank you, Erika.
Why?
So I can hear her lie to me?
She will deny it.
- If she did do it--
if she did do it,
it's because she wants
for people
to take her side
in this situation,
because basically
it's you and Lisa.
So people are either
gonna believe you or believe
Lisa about what happened,
and she doesn't want
to look bad.
It's her way of getting
in front of it.
- I'm not gonna let her
bully me
into being ashamed
for anything,
and I'm not gonna let her
peddle this untruth and
destroy--I'm not.
- Good. I'm glad.
- Lisa, I'm not.
- I'm glad too.
- Maybe she's going through
a hard time right now.
- Well, of course she is.
- I have a question.
When you go through hard times,
do you try to hurt every
other person in your life?
- Maybe you're the only person
that can say to her,
"You know what?
Like, what the (BLEEP)
are you doing?"
- I'm feeling really
uncomfortable,
because even though
I can't really defend Lisa
in this moment
because of what I believe,
I still care about her
and love her,
and she's still my friend,
and she's not here
to speak up for herself.
- We're all crazy dog rescuers,
but we love it,
and we get sh-- done.
- Even you!
- Can I text about this?
- Go on, tell the world!
- No, this is your chance--
this is your chance
where you can gossip.
- I put words in your mouth
that were not true,
and I was wrong for that,
and I'm sorry for that.
- Okay. I mean,
sometimes there are moments
when you can just shut
the (BLEEP) up.
- It's gonna be a busy
next few months,
but at the same time--
- It's gonna be a good thing.
- It's gonna be great stuff.
- You know, I hate it,
all this negativity around the
Center and all that nonsense,
and I know, you know,
Blizzard messed up a bit,
but okay. He's out of order,
but, you know, I don't make
allowances for Teddi,
because I think she was wrong,
and she hammered me
in The Bahamas.
- You are much smarter
than you lead on to be, right?
You're not confused
in this situation,
and I'm not gonna be
your pawn to get at you.
- I wish they would have
come today.
That would have been nice.
- It's okay.
They did their thing,
and I'm thankful for that.
That's good enough.
They probably made, like--
- I think 3,200.
- And I'm glad
we didn't cancel it,
because I think
we'd have looked petty.
I really do, you know?
- I've had a lot
of damaging sh--
about me in the press.
- You're kidding.
- I know it's hard to believe.
[laughter]
And, you know, over time
the truth reveals itself.
You're too good of a woman,
a strong woman.
You have a great family,
you have a good husband.
(BLEEP) all this.
At the end of the day--
- And you didn't
do anything wrong.
- And you didn't do
anything wrong.
At the end of the day,
who gives a sh--
what all these naysayers
----ing say?
Don't listen to any of
that stuff right now.
Whenever I've had really
negative things
written about me, it's hard
to have a thick skin,
but sometimes the best defense
is to not say anything
and let the article go away
so it doesn't create
another story.
Dorit's in a tough situation,
because she needs to also
protect her family
and do what she needs
to do to do that.
- You have to know when things
happen with animals
the amount of people
that are gonna come at you
and attack you is beyond.
- Exactly.
I'm so afraid to even--
I just am--
I lie awake at night
thinking someone's
gonna hurt my kids or--
- No.
- No.
- Oh, my God.
You don't understand it.
They think I did it,
that I treated that
animal--which is so untrue.
I'm scared. I'm scared
when I go to the bar.
I'm just scared, because I'm
already getting messages that--
- Are you really?
- Yes.
- This article has exposed me
and my family
in such a vulnerable way.
There are comments online
about my children
and how they deserved
to be bitten.
- Who does that story benefit?
Only Lisa and the Foundation.
It's just hard, you know,
when you care about someone,
you think--"God, why the
(BLEEP) did you do this?"
is the first thought.
- It's really disappointing.
- Coming up...
- Whatever.
- I didn't come here to fight.
I came here to tell you
this is the overall consensus.
- No, you came here to tell me
I am a liar.
[techno music]
♪ ♪
- Oh, man.
- Bueno.
[dog yapping]
[door buzzes]
- [grunts] Jesus.
Hello?
- Welcome.
- How are you?
- I'm gonna leave this here.
Is that okay?
'Cause my friend Teddi--
you know Teddi.
She's gonna swing by.
She has a photo shoot,
and she needs that color dress.
- Awesome.
- She lives close by here.
How's everything?
- Good, you?
- Good.
- Welcome.
- I love how El Chapo
is wearing a diaper.
- Well, he doesn't have
a choice
if he wants to live here.
- I met Sharon
when I was dating Mauricio.
She and I are very close.
We even adopted dogs
that are brothers,
so I guess that sort of
makes us also related.
[knocking at door]
Uh-oh, the door. Someone's--
- [speaking Spanish]
Hi, how are you?
- Good.
- Is that Teddi?
- Hello.
- Hi. Your house is amazing.
- Thank you. Welcome.
- Well, thanks. I was like--
- How are you?
- I'm good.
- I'm so happy you're here.
- Well, I was like--she's like,
"I'm gonna be
in the neighborhood."
I'm like, "Okay, I'm gonna
come grab the dresses."
Is this all the jewelry?
- Some of it, yes.
- Oh, my gosh.
- Wait. So this is Romeo,
my dog Romeo,
my difficult dog's brother.
I got them at the same time.
I want to show you
this really fast.
Look at this. So these are--
- Oh, I love that.
That is so fun.
- And these are
diamonds around here.
Rose gold.
So she's also gonna duplicate
some of my mom's pieces
that were really
important to me.
Our home was burglarized,
and most of these pieces
have sentiment attached to it.
They got almost
every single handbag.
I'm talking ones that my mom
had left me
that she had saved jewelry
that I had
since I was a little girl.
Everything except what
I had on my body.
I mean, the things
that my mom left me
when she passed away
I can never replace.
- Look how big they are though.
- Oh, my gosh.
These are amazing.
- Do you like?
- Aren't they fun?
- When I was growing up,
my mom would always wear
what she called cocktail rings.
- These are amazing.
- Right?
And Sharon's an incredibly
talented jeweler,
so she's the perfect person to
recreate these cocktail rings
that my mom had left me.
Anyway, so I kept going over
and over
and over our conversation
at Fig & Olive
from yesterday, and--
- No, I'm not over it.
- Because after we left,
then the TMZ--like,
right after.
- I know.
- After we left lunch,
Lisa went to TMZ and is all of
a sudden defending Dorit...
- I mean, that was just weird.
- The way she played it was,
I swooped in and fixed it.
- When she's not said one word
to Dorit
or called her
or spoken to her at all.
- I mean, I think she's
definitely up for a Razzie
for that performance.
- This makes absolutely
no sense.
- Come on, that is kind of
not cool at all.
- I was, like, up at night
about it last night.
The extent of which
it's gone to...
- To think that Dorit's
going through this
and what she--
the repercussions.
- But she still
hasn't called Dorit.
You've got to reach out
to your friend
that you know is hurting
if that's the case,
if you're really concerned
about your friend
and not just concerned
about yourself.
- Don't you think I have
to talk to her though
and just say,
"Listen, I love you,
but this is the situation"?
- Yeah, you should talk to her.
- This is just a whole
I don't even know what.
Something.
Just a weird position,
but I have to be able
to be honest,
and I feel weird being honest
because I care about her.
- I brought you water.
How's it going?
- Good. So what should I eat?
Okay, here's my choices.
My choices are pad thai,
honey lime chicken--
I'm going for that--and
stroganoff with beef noodles.
- Oh, what are you--
- And chicken gumbo.
That's--what's the other one?
Kung Pao.
- Kung Pao.
- I'm sorry, I'm not doing
a Chinese thing.
- Harry just got back
from Canada,
and all of a sudden
he's going again all alone,
and he's climbing
straight up rocks
and over a freaking mountain.
- Wait, how do you eat this?
You just add water?
- You just add
boiling water to it.
- I often wonder why it works
between me and Harry
'cause we are so opposite.
- Fill me in on stuff
that's going on.
- Oh, God, Harry.
I need to find out
about your friends.
- It's been kind of crazy.
Let's start with
Denise Richards
getting married in two days.
- [laughing]
- Like, she called me on
a Wednesday.
- No. I don't mean to be
laughing.
- Well, no, but it's...
- But I just think it's
kinda quick, right?
- She called me on a
Wednesday,
and Saturday we went
to the wedding.
Aaron seems really nice.
You are the only two that have
that one thing in common.
Nicollette Sheridan,
Harry was married to her
for 11 months,
and what, Aaron was six?
- Whoa, it's the same person?
- Yeah.
- Wait, wait,
I didn't know this!
- You didn't know that?
- Whoa!
- Isn't that weird?
- It's enough to have
in common.
What else is going on?
- Well, there's
a little situation
with some of these women.
It has to do
with some dog rescue adoption.
These two boys,
John Sessa and John Blizzard,
came out and said,
"Do you recognize this dog?"
to Teddi and Kyle,
and they said,
"Well, it's Dorit's dog that
she gave to a kill shelter."
Da-da-da-da. Da-da-da-da.
It's like a soap opera.
- Think of the drama
as propaganda
that is being spread.
- Oh.
- 'Cause that's the use
of propaganda,
is to drive a wedge
between groups,
between people,
to destabilize the group
so that the person who has
actually created the propaganda
can come in and take over.
- That's what's happening.
- There you go.
- That's it right there.
It's propaganda at its finest.
Lisa Vandertrump.
It's ----ing perfect.
[giggling]
This is the tent?
- That's the tent over there.
- It's very small.
- I just was testing it out
and making sure
that it still worked.
But it's perfect, right?
'Cause it weighs nothing.
It weighs, like, 6 ounces,
the whole thing,
and then the mosquitoes
can't get you,
but the bears can.
- The bears can get you?
- Of course they can.
- Well, why would you do that
then if the bears
could get you?
- Well, I'm not in
the bears' food chain.
- I have to see this. Oh, God.
- This is a two-person tent.
- No ----ing way is it.
There's bugs in here already,
so it's not very
mosquito-proof.
- Is it a live mosquito?
- No, it's dead,
but--seriously,
you just could not
get me to do this.
- To see this, to be able
to share this with you,
would be amazing, but--
- Well, maybe
if I was medicated.
[light techno music]
♪ ♪
- I'm dreading going
to Lisa's house.
In the past,
I defended her no matter what.
Lisa also didn't say
you have Munchausen.
She said someone else did.
So you were saying
"I could say you're bipolar."
It's the same kind of thing
as putting it out there anyway.
Maybe I enjoy having
what we have
and I don't want to (BLEEP)
that up.
Whatever. I don't care.
If she did that, whatever.
But this time,
it's very different.
As difficult as it is,
I have to be honest with Lisa,
and I know Lisa's
gonna be upset.
[dramatic music]
If I were to look
at my daughters
and how I'm raising them,
I would tell them you have
to defend what's right,
and that's what I'm trying
to do right now,
but it's going
to be absolute torture.
♪ ♪
[exhales]
[ominous tone]
[birds chirping]
- Hello.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
- Look at, they always come
right after me.
- Hello.
- Hello, how are you?
- I can't give you
a sore throat.
- Okay. How are you?
- Cute little hat. What?
- You like it?
No, it's just this one
always comes right after me.
- How do you know
which one it is?
- I can tell the difference.
- You cannot tell
the difference.
- That's Hanky.
- It's Panky. How are you?
- I'm good. How are you?
Look at all these
pretty flowers.
- Well, I got them
in celebration of 401.
- Congratulations.
That's so exciting.
- Oh, you have no idea.
We've just been, like,
jumping up and down.
So excited about
the whole thing.
- I'm dreading this moment,
but I have to have
this conversation with her.
- Would you like a glass
of rosé?
- Sure, why not?
I know I run the risk of
hurting my friendship with her,
and I don't want to do that.
That is exciting.
- How was the bike ride?
I sent you all a text.
I saw you liked it.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Um, it was really, really,
really great.
- Oh, okay. Good.
- And then we went
to lunch after.
- Yeah.
- And then the whole Radar
Online thing came up.
- You know,
there's always stories.
Like, negative stories.
- Dorit was really upset.
Really upset.
- Well, I--hold on a second.
She was upset?
- Very. I mean, if you read
the article,
it sounds like it comes
from your camp.
- It sounds like
it comes from me?
I didn't even read it properly,
but all I do know is I went
and spoke to TMZ
that day when they came
to the Vanderpump Dogs Center.
I was just like,
"No, no, no, no, no."
I put myself on the line.
- You always say,
"When you look at an article,
you have to see
who it benefits," right?
- Well, who would benefit
from it?
- Well, that was only, like,
"Lisa's so great,
and the Vanderpump Foundation
is amazing,"
and it was bad for Dorit.
So Dorit was, like, devastated,
saying, you know,
"All of these animal
rights activist people
are gonna come after me."
I'm in a really bad
position here, because--
- Why are you in a bad
position?
- Because as your friend
I want to say,
"That is not true.
I don't believe that."
- You should have done it.
- But I don't.
I don't feel that, Ken.
- Oh, you're--
- You think I'm gonna give
a story to Radar Online
and then I'm gonna go to TMZ
and refute a story
I've given to Radar Online?
- That's what everybody
thinks, yes.
- Who says that? Who says that?
Say it.
- Everybody. Everybody.
It seems as if you wanted
to get ahead of it
so that people believe
you instead of Dorit
in this whole argument.
I'm gonna tell you
what they think.
- No. No, I'm not listening.
- No, you have to hear,
because that's not fair.
- I'm not thinking about Dorit
and that ----ing dog,
and when I went out there--
I shouldn't say ----ing dog
'cause it was
a beautiful little dog.
When I--when I went out there--
- You don't let me talk.
This is what happens.
You never let--
- I always let you talk!
- You only want to get
your sentences out there.
I'm trying to get mine too, and
I'm here as your friend, okay?
I'm the only one
who has a legitimate friend.
- You're not her friend.
You're not her friend.
You're not her friend.
- Yeah, I am, Ken.
- You're not her friend.
- Yes, I am.
- You are not her friend.
- Ken, stop it.
- Yes, I ----ing am.
I will defend
what's right, okay?
I can't sit there and say,
"I do not believe
Lisa did that."
- So you think I--you think
I would give a story
to Radar Online...
- Yes.
- About Dorit?
- Yes.
[dramatic music]
It's so blatant.
Why didn't you--
- Wow. Okay, this is
a big shock to me.
- Why didn't you--
- This changes everything.
I think I've taken enough crap
from Kyle Richards.
When push comes to shove, she
actually doesn't back me up.
- Over the last year,
have you not said that Lisa's
ego is out of control?
- She has a big ego.
- Wow, Kyle.
That's a really good friend.
She says she thinks
that I tell you what to say
and I wind you up,
and I take offense to that.
- Listen, you guys
have obviously
had a problem with each other
for a long time now.
- She's insulting me,
saying that I--
- Okay, but it's not
about you right now.
We're talking
about this situation.
- Well, it is about me,
because she insulted me.
And this clearly
is another case of that.
I have done nothing wrong.
- I'm sorry.
If I did something wrong,
that doesn't mean
you wouldn't love me.
- Just because you accuse me--
I am not going to say,
"Yes, I did something,"
if I didn't do it.
I am a woman with integrity
that stands up
for what's right.
- Yeah, I am too,
just like I'm not gonna say--
- I could have thrown her
under the bus!
- I'm also not gonna say,
"Lisa would never do this."
- No, I'm done.
I'm done with you too.
Kyle, I'm done.
- And it feels like that
you're talking to Radar. Lisa.
- Kyle, I swear
on my children's life,
on Giggy's life,
I or nobody I know would give
a story to Radar about Dorit.
You think I did that?
I'm done with you too.
- I'm saying maybe you care
more about your image
than your friendships at times.
At times.
- Okay, good. Bye. Bye.
Bye, Kyle.
Show yourself out, darling.
- I want to say one more thing
so I can maybe
turn this around.
I never wanted it
to get like this.
I never imagined
it would get like this.
I had to be honest.
- Do you honestly think--do you
honestly think that
TMZ would print this...
And--have you watched her?
- Yeah, I saw it.
- It's so ----ing genuine,
and you are supposed to be
her ----ing friend.
- I am her friend,
but I also have to be honest.
- You're not her friend!
You cannot be her friend when
you say something like that.
She would never say
that about you.
- I have to be honest
about how I feel.
- You're a ----ing liar.
You're a ----ing liar,
and you're not my friend
or her friend, so you get out.
Please go.
- Ken--
- Please go.
You've joined the gang.
- No! I'm here because I didn't
want it to feel like that.
I sat there and--
- You've joined the gang.
- I did not!
There's no ----ing gang, Ken.
- Of course there's a gang!
- No, there isn't.
- It's all four of them
ganging up on her.
- Listen, I am telling you,
I came here
because I care about--
- No, no, no.
- I do ----ing care!
- Oh, you really did.
- I don't want you
to get upset.
I don't want you to get upset.
- I don't like people lying
[inaudible].
- I'm not joining a gang, okay?
- I don't--this is done.
We're done.
I'm not--we're done.
- 12 years of friendship done.
[dramatic music]
- Am I not allowed to be
honest right now?
- Honest? Go on. Honest.
- Yeah, you should be honest.
- So what's wrong with that?
- Let me tell you--
- I'm just telling you
how it looked,
and that doesn't mean
I don't love you.
- No, and you know what?
If you said to me--
if you said to me--
- And I will stand
by you, okay?
But what am I supposed to say?
- I don't care
whether you love me or not!
You love somebody
that's got good character,
who's got integrity.
That's who you love.
- Well, I don't know why you
would do something like that,
but it felt like you did.
That's what it looks like.
- Okay. Okay, whatever.
- I didn't come here to fight.
- Okay.
- I came here to tell you
this is the overall consensus.
I care about you, and I have
a hard time defending you.
- No, you came here
to tell me--you came here
to tell me I am a liar,
and I don't appreciate that.
- I came here to tell you
that I have a hard time
defending you
when all of these people think
the exact same thing.
- Okay. Okay.
And you know what?
Please don't.
And you know what?
If you turned around
and you said to me,
"I'm telling you
on Farrah's life,
"on Portia's life,
that is not the truth,
and I know nothing
about that story,"
you know what, sweetie?
I'd believe you. We're done.
- Lisa's gone so far with this.
She's in so deep
with what she said.
There's no turning back.
- Goodbye, Kyle!
- So how are we ever going
to repair this situation?
- Get the (BLEEP) out
of my house!
I'm swear to you
I'm done with it.
The lying bitches.
They can go (BLEEP) themselves,
all of them,
but Kyle to say that to me?
I'm done with her.
[sniffling]
- Next time on "The Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills":
- Oh!
- Yes.
- Does this hurt our Botox?
- Yeah.
- We might want to rethink
the invention.
- 318.
- That's bad.
- 318.
- That's, like,
close to diabetic coma.
- I went to Lisa's house,
and she said,
"You think that I did this
on purpose?
Then there's nothing left
to say. Get out of our house."
- Wow.
- That's not friendship.
That's bullsh--.
- I don't want to get
on her ----ing bad side.
She plays ----ing dirty.
- I can say I'm hurt,
but I'm not going to stand here
and say
what a ----ing bitch she was.
Ah, I said it.
- To learn more about
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