The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (2010–…): Season 9, Episode 4 - Bahama Drama - full transcript
Lisa Rinna and Denise comfort Dorit, who struggles to make sense of doggate. Meanwhile, Erika and Teddi put their rocky past behind them, and Kyle starts to rebuild her jewellery collection.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- I tried to rescue a dog
from Vanderpump Dog Center,
and it blew up in my face.
After Lucy had hit
the kids a few times
and took a big bite
out of PK's face,
PK was just...
- Yeah, maybe we should
find Lucy another place.
- Yes, exactly.
I tried to give the dog
to a woman that fell in love
with her,
and it turned out that
it wasn't the right fit.
I get a phone call from Lisa
that Lucy ended up
in a shelter.
And to top it all off,
I find out people have been
gossiping about me.
I'd just like to know whom
you've discussed it with
and what was said.
- Well, John Blizzard
spoke to Teddi.
- And then when we went
into Vanderpump Dogs,
John pranced her dog out
and told Kyle.
[dramatic music]
[upbeat music]
- Last night was a ----ing
sh-- show.
- Don't turn this
around on me.
- It's not fair to me
and I don't like being
made a scapegoat.
I don't understand
why Lisa Vanderpump
tried to manipulate me.
I wish I was never told
this information, I wish--
- You were told for a reason.
She ----ed Dorit
and she ----ed you.
- She thought my anger
towards Dorit
was enough that
I would be manipulated.
I may not be the most
easygoing person in the world,
but I'm not out to sabotage
somebody else.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
- Why would my friends think
that I'm out to get Dorit?
I don't know why
I'm getting the blame.
I'm not the one that
rules over the dog center.
- That's her?
- Yeah, yeah.
You don't recognize this one?
- Stop.
- What?
- I have gone out of my way not
to talk about this publicly.
- Oh, she didn't work out?
- Uh, I don't--I really don't
wanna talk about this now.
I'm, like, 1,000%,
I'm not talking about this.
Oh, and now Dorit has sided
with everybody else.
- It really wasn't
about Lucy's safety.
It really wasn't about Lucy.
- Of course it was always
about Lucy.
- Well, it really wasn't, Lisa.
- Of course it was.
- It was not about Lucy.
It was about me.
- Dorit's actually
got it wrong.
My priority was always the dog.
End of story.
And now I have no idea
how to sort out
this whole bloody mess.
[upbeat music]
- In the game of life,
it's Rinna take all.
♪ ♪
- Most people talk
about their fantasies.
I'm living mine.
♪ ♪
- In business and in life,
I wear many hats...
and hairstyles.
- You can stab me
in the back,
but whilst you're there,
kiss my ass.
- I'm not afraid of hard work,
but I'll never do
your dirty work.
- My problem
with the tabloids?
My real life
is so much juicier.
- In Beverly Hills,
the truth always has a way
of rising to the top.
♪ ♪
[electronic music]
♪ ♪
- Hello?
- Hi, Denise, it's Dorit.
I booked a boat and thought
we could go do some snorkeling.
Love for you to come.
- Yeah, I would love to.
[line trilling]
- Hello?
- Hey, honey, it's Erika.
- Hey, what're you up to?
- I wanted to know
if you wanted to go
play golf with me today.
- I would love to do that.
- Hi.
- Hey.
- Do you wanna go,
um, shopping?
- Oh, I--
- Okay, let's start
getting ready
and I'll see you down there.
- All right, okay, bye, then.
[upbeat music]
- Ladies, do you want a drink?
- Yes.
- Why not?
Let's check this out.
- Oh, it's so cool.
- Hello.
- Hi, guys, how you doing?
- Hello.
- How are you?
- I'm gonna go
with mango-pineapple.
- Mango-pineapple.
- Mm, mango.
- Let's do watermelon-papaya.
- Would you like
to mix it on the bike?
- You can blend your drink
on the bike?
I wanna see this.
- Spinning for your daiquiri?
It's a new class.
We can have that in LA.
Actually be very successful.
- Go.
Yay, Lisa.
- Get the new daiquiri
margarita bike
by Lisa Rinna.
[bell rings]
That's actually not a bad idea.
[laughs]
Hilarious.
Whoo, okay,
got a little cardio.
That's my workout.
- Wow, another giant.
- Wow. It's refreshing.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
[upbeat music]
- I'm gonna need
a lot of assistance.
- Let's do it.
- Hi. Thanks for having us.
- Nice to see you.
- Fun, fun, fun.
Hi.
- Hello, how are you?
- Are you ready for our skills?
- I'm ready.
Please meet Georgette.
- Oh, hi, how're you doing?
- Teddi, nice to meet you.
- Hi, Erika, nice to meet you.
- Awesome.
- You ready?
- So, did you used
to play with Tom?
- Well, there's a funny story.
So I started taking lessons,
so he took me to Bel-Air
and said, "Hey,
I'm doing pretty good."
And we got up to number one
at Bel-Air
and I knocked it and it
was right-to-left motion
right in the center
of the fairway,
outdrove him,
and that was the end of it.
We never played again.
- [laughs]
- All of a sudden,
I was like... [groans]
All right, let's go.
This will actually
be fun today.
- Yeah.
With all of this BS going on,
I'm grateful that Erika and I
can put aside our differences.
- I had a great day,
despite raising my voice.
I was very direct with you
and I think that it--
now we have put that to bed.
- I agree.
So I'm excited
for the opportunity
to golf with Erika
and not be in a group setting
where we're having big opinions
all the time.
- Okay.
- Okay.
- Oh, my God,
this is so pretty.
- Uh, we're going to try
a golf shot.
Let's see it.
- Here we go.
- Good form.
That's really good.
That was really good.
- I told you bitches
I could play.
[upbeat music]
- And now do you wanna
try one right here?
- Yeah, try.
- [laughs]
- Yeah, let's do it.
- I'm pretty sure Cruz
is better than me
and he's three.
[laughs]
You wanna know how much
I know about golf?
I know that Tiger Woods
backed into his mailbox
trying to escape his wife
when she caught him cheating.
That's how avid a golfer I am.
[irreverent music]
- Okay, can I give you some--
oh, no, she's not here,
but let me give you my--here.
- Okay.
- Roll your shoulders
a little there,
so you get over your boobs
a little bit.
You can get over it.
♪ ♪
- [laughs]
- Teddi needs
a few more lessons.
But that's okay.
We're having a good time.
- That's so nice
to say that now.
- Yeah! See?
- Hold it, hold the finish.
Hold the finish.
- I just got a toe cramp.
[dance music]
- Ladies,
are you ready for this?
Let's go.
- Ready.
- Hey.
- Thank you.
- Good, thank you.
- Hello.
- Ooh.
- How are you feeling?
- Um, I feel like I've been
run over by a truck.
- Can I say how--I--
I was a little confused.
I didn't know the whole story,
only bits and pieces,
'cause I do a lot of work
with a lot of
animal rights groups too
and not every dog is suited
for every family.
- Right.
- So, did you mention to Lisa
that, you know, the dog
was having a hard time
fitting in or that
he's been aggressive?
- Well, she knew that
the dog Lucy had bit PK.
Now, I had adopted a dog
from Vanderpump Dog Center
previous to her, Mattie,
and Mattie bit Phoenix
on the face.
- [gasps]
- So...
- No.
- Yes.
- Mm-mm.
- So, immediately,
we took back Mattie,
then after that,
we adopted Lucy.
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So with Lucy I spoke to Lisa
the day after Lucy
had gone to her new home.
- I think that's the issue.
- I do too.
- Lisa probably wanted to hear
that you were gonna give her
to somebody else.
- I don't understand.
- Maybe because you didn't call
her before you gave her away.
I do not understand why Dorit
waited to contact
Lisa Vanderpump.
Maybe because
it's the second dog?
She probably just feels like
you should've called her
and let her know.
- No.
No, no, and it--it really isn't
about that.
It didn't feel like I
deliberately didn't call Lisa.
Lisa and I speak all the time.
We had dinner after that.
- Yeah, but that's what I'm
saying,
'cause you speak all the time,
you should've told her.
"Listen, this dog
is not working out."
Right?
- This had nothing to do
with trying to hide anything.
I was very transparent.
- I know all the girls
are all upset about this
and what Lisa did.
Well, what about,
like, what Dorit did here?
It's like,
"I'm gonna give the dog away
and I'm gonna tell you
after"?
That's a bit shady.
- We worked this out.
- If I were you,
I would be very upset
if Vanderpump had this
and made this and created it
hap--to happen.
It's ----ing bullsh--.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Hello.
You look nice.
A vision in white.
- [laughs]
Let's shop,
because retail service
is gonna be the best
option right now.
- I already started.
- You did?
- I got up and I went
and looked at some watches,
since mine were taken.
[laughs]
Like, that section already
has your name
written all over it.
- Oh, okay. Hold on a second.
This is gonna make me feel
so much better.
- This is such pretty stuff.
Ooh, I'm getting
to this section.
You're gonna be jealous.
- Oh, look at this.
- Oh, my gosh.
- We can put our anxiety
in here.
We can put our troubles
in here as well.
- No, my anxiety would
not fit in there.
Trust me.
- [laughs] Yes.
- So you didn't sleep
last night?
- Not very well,
but let's talk about that
in a minute,
shall we?
- Right now you wanna focus on
things that make you feel good.
- Exactly.
- I smell what you're cooking.
- What's that?
- Yeah, here, that makes me
feel "get lost."
- That right--yeah.
Hold on a second.
- Okay, fine.
- There are two.
- There are two.
- There are too relaxing.
And we're not gonna be--
oh, they are pretty.
- That is pretty.
Anyway, yeah, last night
was not fun.
That was, mm--I don't think
anybody even ate all the food
that was sitting on the table.
We were so... upset,
going back and forth.
- I know.
Let's talk about it
in a minute, shall we?
- Okay, yeah. I like these kind
of fun earrings like this.
Did you see Dorit this morning?
- Yeah.
- You did?
- Yeah.
- Oh, good.
How was that?
- It was fine.
I just want to...
[scoffs]
You know?
- I think that Lisa
can be very stubborn,
but not wanting to talk about
it is not going to help things.
I mean, we're close friends.
Like, what is going on here?
So are you gonna tell me later
about your conversation
with Dorit?
- Oh, yeah.
- Look at this little
cutie patootie.
That is really cute.
- Okay, I need to solve
the problem.
I'll take both of them.
♪ ♪
You're not buying anything.
- I have my eyes
on bigger things,
like a Rolex.
- Okay, thank you.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
- Have a good one.
♪ ♪
- What do you think's
gonna happen today?
- I don't know.
How did you feel last night?
- I didn't like that
it was turning around
and all of a sudden,
the sudden shift of, like,
"Be careful, Teddi knows."
- That implies
you're vindictive,
and that--what--what're you
gonna--what're you--
what the (BLEEP)
are you gonna do?
- Why would I do that?
- And why would she pit
the two of you against
each other?
- And also, why not just
be up-front and say,
"Actually, Dorit,
I'm upset with you."
- You don't warn someone
that someone knows
something about you,
so you better watch out--
what the (BLEEP) is that?
This feels like
a well-orchestrated plan
to turn two women
against each other.
- Anybody can say
whatever they want about me.
Do you think that I'm a person
that would ever tell a lie?
- No.
- The most simplest way
I can put it to you is,
the staff of Vanderpump Dogs
told me damaging information
about Dorit.
When he told me, he's like,
"Don't say anything to anyone."
And I know,
because they told me,
'cause they are, like,
really upset about it,
but they were like,
"Don't say anything to anyone."
I was like, "I won't."
I mean, I keep my word.
- Yeah, I did not tell anyone.
I know 100%...
they were told to tell me.
- And who told them to tell?
- Lisa.
- Lisa Vanderpump
may have made a critical error
in judgment here.
It's very passive-aggressive,
and it's not fair.
I think she thought Teddi
was a punk
and was gonna fold up
and do exactly
what she wanted her to do.
- I don't wanna
pull out the proof.
- You may have to pull out
the proof.
- Coming up...
- [gasps] Oh, oh, oh, my God.
- Oh, my God, no.
- [high-pitched] Oh, hi.
- They're so sweet.
[upbeat music]
- Okay, deck.
- Okay.
- Ready to go?
♪ ♪
Let me know if you need help
with adjusting the masks...
- My toe polish
matches my flipper.
- Are you ready?
[electronic music]
♪ ♪
[music slows down]
- Where's the turtles, captain?
- They should be around.
- I've done
a lot of snorkeling
and a lot of diving.
You always see something.
But there's not a fish,
not a flower,
no coral, nothing to look at.
There's nothing.
Not even like a little baby,
baby fish.
Not a snail.
Not a turtle.
Like, we were hoping
for a turtle.
There's sand.
I think I'm done
with snorkeling.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Hi, we have a reservation
for a cabana.
- Yeah, right this way, please.
- Nice.
- Thank you.
- Ah, thank you.
- Thank God.
It's much cooler in here.
- It is.
- How are you?
- At least it has a breeze.
- Thank you.
♪ ♪
- So pretty.
- I know, right?
I heard that there were, um,
like, little baby fluffy
flamingos here.
- We do actually have some.
- Oh, my gosh.
- That's very exciting.
- So if there's anything else
that you may need,
Charles will be glad
to assist you ladies.
- Thank you.
- Welcome, ladies.
How you doing?
My name is Charles.
I'm the butler here.
I'd like to invite you
to read the menus.
- Okay.
- Do you mind if I get
you ladies a beverage?
- Thank you so much.
- I'm gonna have
a glass of rosé.
Should we have two glasses?
- Yeah.
- Okay, I can take
your order now.
- I think I'll have
a lobster Cobb, please.
- I will have the--the tacos,
with the fish grilled,
not fried,
and no avocado, please.
Thank you.
I can't believe
there are flamingos.
- I know.
- Excuse me.
- Thank you.
Thank you very much.
♪ ♪
Perfect.
- Thank you.
Cheers.
- Cheers.
♪ ♪
There--listen, last night,
the whole thing
was kind of weird.
[groans] You know, with Lisa
chiming in, and you know...
- This should never
have been told
to anybody but you
talking to Dorit.
This is, like, bullsh--.
- We're close, obviously.
I wanna tell you
on the other side
what it looks like.
- Thank you so much.
- Thank you.
- What's being said?
- Teddi.
She feels set up.
- Why is it set up?
- I think
that Dorit was thinking,
"Okay, Teddi doesn't like me,
"and now she has
this information and maybe...
"if you're upset,
you were counting on Teddi
bringing it up to her."
- No, I did not say that.
[dramatic music]
- I will be done with it
if she just says,
"You were right,
I made a mistake.
"I should've handled it
with Dorit."
- You didn't do
anything wrong, Teddi.
You were fed bad information
on purpose.
You got used.
Tell your story.
No matter how many times.
If she says it 100,
you say it 100 more.
- But then I'm gonna get,
"Teddi, you don't
let things go," but...
- Uh, no I'm not
letting this go.
You're absolutely right.
I wouldn't let it go.
I'll let it go when you
take responsibility
for what you did.
Be mad.
Who cares?
I mean, but then again,
that's me.
- [laughs]
- I couldn't say possibly
to Dorit
that Teddi instigated
the conversation
when John brought the dog up,
because we were all there.
Everybody saw.
We saw that Teddi didn't
instigate conversation.
That was John,
and John was out of order.
I spoke to John this morning,
and he's pissed off too.
I'm like, "Oh, they're saying
you're my employee.
"I should control
what you say."
When we were in the center
and Kyle and Teddi were there,
I thought very strongly then
that, you know, you shouldn't
talk about it.
- I'm not your employee,
first and foremost,
I'm your partner.
- John, hold on a second.
Calm down.
- You don't control
what I say.
Sorry, Lisa.
- I mean, I love John Sessa,
but he's got very much
his own agenda.
- But it seems like maybe
you had told him to say it
and then act like
you're gonna get mad.
- Why would I tell him
to say it?
- Because you're upset
with Dorit,
that's what I'm saying.
- But why would I be upset
with Dorit?
- Because she gave
one of your dogs away.
- Oh, my God.
[upbeat music]
- What would she gain
by doing this?
Like, why would she wanna--
wanna hurt you?
- That's--that's the question.
- You didn't do anything.
You were doing what was right
for your children,
for God's sakes.
- That's it.
- Period.
I don't care who, what, where.
When it comes to your children,
you protect them 100%.
(BLEEP) everyone else.
That's what you say.
- Absolutely.
- You should just get strong
and say, "(BLEEP) off.
I'm protecting my kids.
"Go away, ----ers."
[laughing quietly]
- I love it!
Yeah, she's back.
- Whoo!
- Dancing!
[overlapping cheering]
- Okay.
We all need to dance.
- Don't fall
and break your neck.
- Oh, God.
Okay.
- Oh, my God.
- [gasps] Oh, oh, oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, no.
- You're so gorgeous.
- This is Lindy.
And this is Indy.
- Oh, he's so sweet.
- It's like if Benny's dogs
were flamingos.
Oh, my gosh.
- Hello.
Hi.
- Oh, look at that one
over there.
- Oh, that is humongous.
[laughter]
- So when you say
you're the parent...
- Yes.
- So you feel like the parent,
'cause you hand-rear them?
- Yep.
- Okay, Kyle, that's how
John says he feels.
You don't understand that?
- Of course I understand that.
- They are the cutest little
fairy boys I've ever seen.
If I could just hang out
with these flamingos
and not those other
silly old birds,
then I'd be on holiday.
They are so sweet.
- Coming up...
- No, that is not true.
- What did I find out?
- That is not true.
I have text messages.
[upbeat music]
[line trills]
- Hello?
- Oh, my God, I caught you.
Did you just land in San Diego?
- I just landed.
- I'm getting ready to go
have dinner with the girls.
I love you much.
I'm so glad
I got to speak with you.
I won't keep you,
I know you're busy.
- No, we're good.
So everything's okay?
- Everything is going well.
- Okay, cool.
- All right, baby doll.
And you know,
I'm leaving tomorrow,
so I'll be home soon, okay?
- I got it.
- All right, love you,
buh-bye.
- Hi, Eloise.
Aw, I miss you.
You look so pretty.
I love your hair.
I wish you were here.
You would love it.
I'll call you tomorrow, okay?
All right.
♪ ♪
[line trills]
- Hello?
- Teddi?
- Hi.
- Hi.
I was wondering,
have you got a minute
where we could talk
for a second?
- Yeah, on the phone or what?
- No, no,
can you come to my room
or shall I come to yours?
- I can come to yours
if you want.
I'll see you in a second.
- Okay, bye.
[suspenseful music]
♪ ♪
[door knocks]
♪ ♪
Hey.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- Am I here for an apology?
To get an apology?
- I'd like an explanation.
- No. [laughs]
- No, me,
'cause I don't understand.
I wanna get to--
- Lisa, you're smart.
You're smart,
this is what's such a bummer,
because you--where do you
wanna--let's just--
- Let's go into to my room.
All I know is that
all your involvement
was when John Blizzard
told you something on Monday.
- I don't know what days
everything was.
That's not the point.
The point is--but--
but from the very get-go--
- Yeah.
- I was told,
"Lisa wants you to know."
You gave direct instructions
to them to tell me.
- No.
- Lisa insisting that
she didn't want her staff
to call me and tell me about
the situation with the dog
is obscene.
Not only is it
a bold-faced lie,
I have proof.
You never wanted me to know
and you never texted Dorit
"Teddi knows"?
That didn't happen?
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
No, absolutely.
- Okay, so then let's not
confuse the situation.
- No, no, absolutely I texted
Dorit saying,
"Teddi knows and I think
you should talk to John
and clear this up
and get in front of this."
Well, of course
I told Dorit,
because
Teddi and Dorit's history
has been a little tenuous.
- I told you
exactly what I said.
I told you.
- Teddi, first of all,
take down your tone.
- No, no,
because you're yelling over
everybody all of the time,
and I'm--and I'm over it.
- If I hadn't told Dorit,
and Teddi brought it up,
then I would've probably
been blamed for that as well.
Teddi, I wanna clear
this up with you.
- Then say, "I'm sorry
I put you in this situation."
- I'm sorry that you're
in this situation,
but I did not tell my employees
to tell you.
I wanted to shut it down,
and I absolutely stand by that.
[dramatic cymbal roll]
[dramatic hip-hop music]
♪ ♪
- First I got the call.
"Lisa wants you to know
"this happened."
- Who from?
- "Didn't Lisa want you
to tell me?"
- Who?
- "Yes."
- Who from?
- From John Blizzard.
- I don't have
any communication
with John Blizzard.
Ever. I don't even have
his phone number.
I mean, he's 22 years old.
- I think
that you're creating sh--
because you got busted.
- All right.
- I'm sorry, Lisa.
- Are you serious?
That's not fair.
- Get your story straight.
Where's Dorit?
- Teddi.
- I'm not doing this.
- What? What did I do?
- Teddi.
- I'm not bringing this all
into dinner.
This isn't fair.
- What did I do?
- I'm telling you the same
thing I told you last night.
You did nothing
in regards to this situation.
You are much smarter
than you lead on to be, right?
You're not confused
in this situation,
and I'm not gonna be your pawn
to get at you.
- On one hand,
I have a friend that I trust,
that I have a history with,
the other hand, I have someone
that I've had my issues with,
who's coming in
in defense of me
with such conviction.
Who am I supposed to believe
at this point?
- I am sorry this has happened.
- I don't understand
what you're saying.
- Thank you, Teddi.
- I'm going, I'm done.
[electronic music]
♪ ♪
[line trills]
- Hi, honey.
- Hi, honey, how are you?
- How are you?
- I'm good, how are you?
- I'm great.
What's up?
- Did you see my messages?
- Oh, my God, I like the one
with the blue face.
- I do too, but I don't wanna
buy it unless you,
you know, are okay
with me buying that.
When my jewelry and watches
were stolen,
I knew immediately
I would never be able
to replace everything.
I'm not just gonna go out
randomly and say,
"Oh, let me replace this,
this and that."
But little by little, I do
want to add to my collection.
You know, it's tax free here.
- I approve of you buying it.
- You do for real?
- I do for real.
- Okay, honey.
Okay, I love you so much.
Have fun.
And, um, I'll see you tomorrow.
I miss you.
- I love you.
See you tomorrow.
- Bye, honey.
[door knocks]
Hello?
- I don't have my key.
- Oh, my God, that face.
- My level of irritat--
I have a question.
How clear were you with
Lisa Vanderpump today?
- Very.
- Did she seem to--
why is she so confused?
- Why--you need to stop crying.
- No, I'm not gonna cry.
I have irritation to a ten.
- Come and sit down over here.
Come over here.
- How could she possibly still
be confused about anything?
I came for an apology.
I didn't get one.
I am irritated.
Now what do I do?
I go sit at dinner like this?
- Yep.
[laughs]
[dramatic music]
- She is saying that
she spoke to my employees
and they said, "Oh, Lisa's
told you to tell Teddi."
That is bullsh--.
- Is it true, Lisa?
- No, that is not true.
- If it is, just say it.
Let's just get it over with.
- It is not true.
It looks like
it's John Blizzard
just kind of getting busy
and making up bullsh--
and I don't like that.
- Okay, well,
then I'd like to get dressed
so I'm not late to dinner,
because all the girls
are gonna be waiting.
- [sighs]
- Coming up...
- I'm not gonna sugarcoat it
and pretend
that everything's 100%
hunky dory
because I'm not
a ----ing fake.
[upbeat music]
- I can't with this.
You have to make sure
that your feet end up right,
not in between the cracks.
- This is really pretty.
Where do we sit?
Can I sit in the pool?
- Oh, (BLEEP),
it got all over my shoes.
- Are those the girls?
- Ah, ----ers.
- [laughs, snorts]
- Don't ruin your shoes.
- I'm not ruining my shoes
to get to this table.
- Oh, hi.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- Okay, our last night.
Let's have a great time, right?
- Yes, Camille,
let's have a good time.
- You have bread tonight.
- I'm so excited.
All right.
- Whoo.
- Hi.
- We made it.
- [laughs]
both: We made it.
- This is pretty.
- Isn't this pretty?
- It is.
- I like that, um, it's quiet.
- You mean, for now.
- Right now.
[laughter]
- I didn't see you girls today.
What did you guys do?
- We went on a boat,
we went snorkeling.
- We went on the same boat.
The three of us and Dorit.
- Oh, what a graceful walk
we had.
- Oh, God.
- We saw nothing,
not even one fish.
- But did you guys have fun?
- We had a good time.
- We did.
We had a really good time.
- Hey.
- Oh, wow.
- So...
- Well, look at you.
- Well.
- Hi, girls.
You guys all look sparkly.
- Wow. Ba-ba-ba-boom.
- Super cute.
- Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'm so sorry that I'm so late.
You have to forgive me.
- It's okay.
It's okay, you know.
- Boobs.
I didn't know what happened
before this dinner,
but it doesn't look good.
[dramatic music]
- I'd love some water, please.
May I have some more lime?
Like, about two more, please.
- We went shopping.
- Where did you shop?
Here?
- Uh, yeah.
One of those stores up, ah,
by--up at the top.
Not inside, outside.
Like, you had to walk out
to go into it...
Caftans and pretty dresses
and some of the lines I carry
at my store even, actually.
- You bought yourself
a little bobble today.
- Did you get it?
- [cheers]
- Oh, you did?
- And the bracelet.
Isn't that so fun?
- Nobody even acknowledges me.
I feel as welcome as a turd
in a swimming pool.
- You want a white wine?
- Yeah.
- White--two white wines,
please.
- So, on the menu tonight,
surf and turf.
[suspenseful music]
Can you tell me what this is?
- It's a macaroon, babes.
It says bacon and jam
with herb.
- Denise, this doesn't fit
with our white trash...
our white trash palates.
- Denise, would you like
my foie gras cherry?
- I want fries.
[laughter]
I like my grilled cheese.
I like a burger.
Fancy food looks ----ing pretty
for an Instagram photo,
but I prefer the kids' menu.
- Yes?
- Good, thank you.
- Okay, here it is.
- Thank you so much.
- Did you just see
what happened?
She postmated her Rolex.
[laughter]
- Oh, my goodness gracious.
- How are you?
Good?
- There's gotta be
good snorkeling.
- I'm sure you can't wait
to go home.
- Yeah.
- Kyle and I leave at 4:00
in the morning.
[dramatic music]
- Really?
Yeah, we're getting up at 4:00.
I think our flight's at, like,
7:00 something, 8:00.
Kyle and I have to leave early
because Kyle's gonna be taking
Sophia to school,
and I have to host an event
at one of my restaurants.
And right now,
it's like music to my ears.
Now I gotta deal with some
stuff that's transpired.
- I know.
- I wanna get
to the bottom of it,
you know?
- Of course.
- Dorit, thank you so much
for having us.
- Thank you.
- I know.
- I've had a lovely time.
It's been so fun.
- It was great.
- This was fun, honey.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
- Cheers, cheers, cheers,
cheers, cheers, everyone.
- Thank you.
- To health and happiness.
- Everyone in the eyeball
while we do this.
- Cheers!
- Health and happiness.
Let's look everyone
in the eyeball during cheers.
- Cheers.
- [laughs]
- Mm-hmm.
- Thank you, girls.
I'm so glad you're all here.
- Really been fun, Dorit.
- It was really lovely.
- Really had a good time.
- I know there was some
unpleasant moments,
but I hope you two
can work that out.
[suspenseful music]
♪ ♪
- Did you have a good day?
- I had a good beginning
of the day.
- What happened
at the end of the day?
- This is not really...
- You don't wanna
talk about it?
- I wished,
tonight, I felt better,
but I don't--
I can sit here,
I can be cordial,
but I'm not gonna sugarcoat it
and have small talk and pretend
that everything's
100% hunky dory
because I'm not a ----ing fake.
- No, Teddi and I-I know
how you're feeling right now,
and I really believe everything
you have said.
♪ ♪
- Thank you, because all
of this feels very yucky.
- I know, I know it does.
- I mean, Dorit stands
for nothing.
Toasting Teddi,
the remarkable Teddi.
You know, have some loyalty
to your friend
that has had your back
for two years, you know?
- She apologized,
in Hong Kong?
- I don't remember that.
- You don't remember
me apologizing?
- No, I don't.
- You don't?
In Hong Kong?
With friends like these...
I think you know the rest.
- You know what? I'm really sad
that you're in this situation.
Why is this happening
to Teddi Mellencamp?
Why?
- I'm going. Bye, guys.
- It's not about you.
- I'm sorry.
But I've sat here all night,
nobody's spoken to me
really much.
- I-I've spoken to you.
- Yeah.
- Lisa, you've been very quiet.
- It's okay, it's fine.
I'm gonna go,
I'm gonna get up at 4:00,
I've gotta go to work...
[overlapping chatter]
If I have anything to discuss,
I'll discuss it with you,
I'll discuss it with you.
And... that's it.
- Please don't leave.
- Thank you
for being a good friend.
Thank you for being
a great friend...
- Please stay.
Please do not leave, Lisa.
♪ ♪
- Coming up...
- Why would somebody do that
to two good people?
- I don't have that answer.
I don't have that answer.
- Well, then why is it okay?
- I'm not responsible
for Lisa Vanderpump's actions.
[dramatic music]
- I'm going.
Bye, guys.
Thank you
for being a good friend.
Thank you for being
a great friend.
Thank you for being a friend.
- Please stay.
Please do not leave, Lisa.
- This reminds me
of Palihouse last year.
- Okay, I'm going.
I waited half an hour
for you guys.
I'm out of here.
- Lisa.
- She's mad 'cause you're
talking to me and not her.
- Yes.
I don't wanna be hashing this
out right now.
I wanna say,
"Lisa, I believe you.
I totally believe you."
But I have to be true
to myself,
and truthfully,
I need a few moments
to process all of this.
- Lisa, don't leave.
Lisa, don't leave.
Don't leave.
- Teddi's known me
five minutes.
You know, making out
like I'm some bitch.
- Teddi, I'm pissed that you've
been put in this position.
That's what I'm upset about,
because you should not be
in this position,
end of story.
- Kyle, you've known me
for a long time.
- I know, that has nothing
to do with this, though...
- It does have a--
it does.
- Put yourself in her shoes
for a minute.
- I can't do anymore,
you understand?
- I do understand.
And I have great empathy
for you...
- Yeah, because you've been
in the same situation.
- Because I have been
exactly where you are.
- Yes.
- Why did you come after me
at your house
and say, "Bring Kyle
into this"?
"Why didn't you bring
Kyle into this?"
- No, no, no, no.
- Lisa, don't deflect.
Why did you say that?
- Lisa, that is not true.
- I did nothing wrong.
I am an honest person.
Never once have I told a lie
and never will you ever hear me
tell one.
- I don't understand
her position,
and I think
something's gone askew here
and I wanna figure it out.
Baby, I love you,
don't worry about it.
I love you.
I did fine
before Teddi Mellencamp
and I'll do fine after.
- Okay, love you.
- Bye.
♪ ♪
- I don't mean
to be an asshole.
I don't know
what the (BLEEP) is going on.
The truth is that
she set it up?
- Yes.
- And she won't admit it?
- She won't admit it.
- Okay.
- And I have proof,
and she knows I have proof.
- I-I assume when you talk
about the proof,
she had mentioned that there
was a text that was sent.
- There is.
- What does this say?
- "Didn't Lisa tell you
to tell me?"
"Yes," in capitals.
- Bingo.
She has proof.
- Kyle, you should pipe in
and just let her know
that Vanderpump doesn't always
tell the truth.
- I'm in a really bad position.
- Why?
Why are you in a bad position?
- I'm in the worst position
because I'm the closest
with her,
and I'm always her life raft
and I feel like I--
- Kyle, has she lied
to you before?
Has she lied to you?
Has that happened?
- What I was told is that
the tabloids were
laying on the table,
and that you said
to put 'em in a suitcase.
- I didn't see the tabloids
until I got back.
- No, that's not true.
- This is who she is,
I know that she--
- But why do we make that okay?
- You just gave her
a pass, babe.
- Exactly.
- I'm not saying--
No, I'm not saying it's okay.
I'm saying that's who she is.
This is what she does.
- Why would somebody do that
to two good people?
- I don't have that answer.
- Well, then why is it okay?
- I don't have to ----ing
answer for her.
- You are friends with her.
- I'm not responsible
for Lisa Vanderpump's actions.
I'm just saying that I know
this about her
and I love her
and she's my friend
and now what do I ----ing do?
- Well, exactly.
That's what we need
to talk about.
Now, what do you ----ing do?
What do we ----ing do?
- We have good sides,
we have bad sides.
That's a bad
----ing side she has.
And she will never admit it.
- Guys, how many years
do we have to go through this?
When do we finally say enough
is e-----ing-nough. Stop.
- Well, I need
to say something.
I don't know
what happened that day,
but all I know is I've wanted
apologies from people
for years.
My ex-husband,
maybe Lisa years ago,
but people,
sometimes it never happens.
Every woman in this group
has done something
to hurt somebody else.
- You can put on
your little voice
and try to act all sweet, okay?
You need to get
a therapist immediately.
- Camille,
you're a stupid (BLEEP).
- We've all found ways
to move forward.
Friendships need
to move forward.
Life is way too short
to hold grudges.
So we just gotta learn
to just go...
- No, but you know what?
That puts her--
- Who wants to live like that?
There's a reason
he's your ex-husband.
Do you see what I'm saying?
- No, she doesn't want to sit
and pretend to be nice
to someone
who has ----ed her over.
- I got that.
I got that.
- Why can't she just say
she ----ed up?
- Denise, why don't you go
knock on her door and ask her?
I dare you.
I'll give you 1,000
----ing dollars cash
if you go up and knock
on that ----ing door,
and I got it with me.
- No way, ain't happening.
My spidey sense is telling me
it's not good to get on
Lisa Vanderpump's bad side.
Plus, I don't need $1,000.
- Denise, this is
a really good idea.
- [laughs]
- God damn it, Denise, you were
married to Charlie Sheen.
Don't tell me you're afraid
of Lisa Vanderpump.
- I don't care
about the rest of your day,
I had fun with you today.
- I did too.
- I'm not going to l--I'm not
going to leave this island
without saying that we did not
have fun together.
- No, we had fun.
- Yes?
- Can I talk and hover?
- Oh.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
My gift is here.
Look what just arrived.
- Come on, open it, open it,
open it, open it!
Oh, it's like
it's happening to me.
- Uh, uh, uh.
Oh!
- Put it on right now.
- Everyone's like,
"Why didn't you--[stammers]
A Rolex?"
Oh, it's so beautiful, honey.
- Congratulations, baby doll.
- May I see it in person?
- You earned every bit
of this sh--.
- Yay!
- Yay!
- Can we get some more Rolexes
on the rocks, no salt?
- I need a Rolex.
[laughter]
[dramatic music]
[line trills]
- Hello? Hello?
[line crackling,
indistinct speech]
- Can you hear me?
What?
[phone beeps]
[line trills]
- Your call
has been forwarded
to an automatic
voice message--
[line beeps]
- Hmm.
[line trills]
- Todd Residence,
can I help you?
- Mm, Rocio...
[dog barking]
Rocio.
Rocio.
- Maria.
- Maria.
I...
[dogs barking loudly]
Maria.
- Yes, Miss Lisa?
- Is Ken there?
- No, Mr. Ken not here.
Hold on--
[phone beeps]
- [sighs]
Oh, for God's sake.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- I'm so tired.
Oh, my God.
I'm so tired.
After dinner, I definitely
had fun last night.
[electronic dance music]
♪ ♪
- Ah!
- [laughs]
Let's just say that we were
perhaps a little over-served.
[laughs]
I've made better choices
in life.
We were literally two hours ago
having shots of tequila.
[laughs]
- Oh, my God.
Well, I didn't sleep
that much, that's for sure.
Just last night pissed me off,
the whole thing, you know?
- I've slept two hours.
I cannot hear about Lucy,
Goosey, Apple Juicy,
whatever that dog's
damn name is
at all right now.
I'm done.
- If John Blizzard said
John Sessa said I said,
"I don't give a damn
who they tell."
Yeah, that's not the point.
Just get the dog
out the shelter.
What's so complicated?
- [groans]
- Coming up...
- But now she can't
bully you anymore
because I went to Blizzard
and I got him to print out
all of her texts.
- I can't believe this.
[upbeat music]
[door knocks]
♪ ♪
- Hey.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- Oh, wow.
- Oh, wow.
- How beautiful.
- I thought this
was a pajama theme.
- You look amazing.
- It is.
- This is your pajamas?
- I'm the hostess.
I wanted to bring you guys...
- You look stunning.
- Breakfast.
- We are starving.
- You look so pretty.
- Oh, my God.
- Thank you.
- You wake up
looking like this.
I love it.
- Oh, hardly.
No, no, no, I woke up--
- This was me dressed up.
[door knocks]
- You know,
just to each their own.
- Oh.
- Hi. You look cute.
- Oh, my God,
look at how good you look.
- I know, you look
fresh as a daisy.
- These girls even dress up
for breakfast?
They're lucky
I put a ----ing bra on.
- I'm sorry.
- Hi, Erika.
- Hi, guys.
Good morning.
You look really pretty.
Everybody looks really pretty,
really pretty.
- I went to bed at 4:00.
- I know.
- [groans loudly]
- I drank a little too much
and my voice is a little low.
- I know.
[laughter]
It was a little bit
of a late night.
Little bit hard to get it
all going this morning
and try to look cute.
[electronic dance music]
♪ ♪
This old broad doesn't recover
like she used to, okay?
It was actually fun.
I enjoyed the night.
But I woke up this morning with
such, like, a doom feeling,
that's what I felt.
- It's so overwhelming.
I mean, I feel like I haven't
even fully processed it.
My friendship with Lisa
extends way beyond her and I.
It's PK,
it's other friends of ours.
I know that we're gonna be
in groups together,
I know I'm gonna see her,
so I really hope that Lisa
and I can work things out and
I can rebuild my trust in her.
There has to be
some ownership...
- Yeah, I mean, that's...
- ...and some apology.
And that's not the direction
it's going.
- Guys, we gotta pack.
- We do.
- We have to pack.
- I don't wanna go home.
- I know.
- Let's stay.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- What do you think?
All these roses are dying,
aren't they, Puff?
We might have a little bit
left in them.
- Darling.
- Yeah?
- Hey.
- Don't look at those roses.
They look horrible.
- [laughs]
- What, those roses?
- Yeah, they're all dead.
Hello.
Miss me?
- I did.
- I didn't have
a very good time.
- I know you didn't...
- No, I mean, I went
for a good time
because I haven't had
a good time lately
and I didn't have
a good time at all.
Talk about being let down.
I needed a-a break,
and I literally was hammered
by them.
You don't know what it's like.
[dramatic music]
- I know, I can imagine.
With all those things.
- You actually can't.
- But now she can't
bully you anymore
because I went to Blizzard
and I got him to print out
all of her texts
and all of her texts
between them,
and they're here.
♪ ♪
- What does it say?
- So...
he says to her,
"You need to call me today."
"Is everything okay?"
she says.
"Whenever you're free, girl,
you're going to die."
So she says,
"Have the dog there
"and I can say
it looks like Dorit's dog."
- No way.
- And he says, "Yeah."
- That's her?
- Yeah, yeah.
You don't recognize this one?
- Stop.
- Is that a... what?
- Nothing.
- 'Cause if they give us
the go-ahead--
- Are you ----ing kidding me?
Let me see it.
- "Either way,
it will come out."
- Who says, "Either way,
it will come out"?
- Teddi.
- She says,
"Have the dog there
"and I can say
it looks like Dorit's dog."
- She's a ----ing--
she's a ----ing liar.
- I can't believe this.
How can you sit there
when you know somebody
is emotional anyway
and you have all their friends
hammer on them,
knowing that you sent a text
saying, "Bring the dog
to the front, and I'll ask
whose dog it is."
What does that say
about your character?
[cymbal shimmering]
(BLEEP) that.
Really (BLEEP) that.
- What about if Dorit
sees this?
She's gonna go crazy.
- Next time on "The Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills."
[upbeat music]
- And now cleaning, scrub
your own toilets and all that.
- Why do you need
to clean a toilet?
- Really?
- It flushes itself.
Doesn't it?
- [laughs]
- Sophia is moving to DC
to go to college.
- I'm gonna miss you every day.
You're gonna have
the best time.
- Mom, it's gonna--
- It's gonna be amazing.
- So we're gonna get married.
- What?
- Yeah.
- You guys are gonna get
married?
- Yes.
- Congratulations.
- Well, thank you.
- I fell for it and I kind of
got caught in the web
of gossiping
and talking about it.
- You have to keep telling your
story and you can't back down.
- I'm fully being set up.
- I'm getting
one bit of information
and then another
bit of information.
- Well, you certainly didn't
get this bit of information,
did you, Dorit?
- No, I didn't.
- So somebody was guilty
by omission.
Right?
♪ ♪
- To learn more
about the housewives,
♪ ♪
- I tried to rescue a dog
from Vanderpump Dog Center,
and it blew up in my face.
After Lucy had hit
the kids a few times
and took a big bite
out of PK's face,
PK was just...
- Yeah, maybe we should
find Lucy another place.
- Yes, exactly.
I tried to give the dog
to a woman that fell in love
with her,
and it turned out that
it wasn't the right fit.
I get a phone call from Lisa
that Lucy ended up
in a shelter.
And to top it all off,
I find out people have been
gossiping about me.
I'd just like to know whom
you've discussed it with
and what was said.
- Well, John Blizzard
spoke to Teddi.
- And then when we went
into Vanderpump Dogs,
John pranced her dog out
and told Kyle.
[dramatic music]
[upbeat music]
- Last night was a ----ing
sh-- show.
- Don't turn this
around on me.
- It's not fair to me
and I don't like being
made a scapegoat.
I don't understand
why Lisa Vanderpump
tried to manipulate me.
I wish I was never told
this information, I wish--
- You were told for a reason.
She ----ed Dorit
and she ----ed you.
- She thought my anger
towards Dorit
was enough that
I would be manipulated.
I may not be the most
easygoing person in the world,
but I'm not out to sabotage
somebody else.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
- Why would my friends think
that I'm out to get Dorit?
I don't know why
I'm getting the blame.
I'm not the one that
rules over the dog center.
- That's her?
- Yeah, yeah.
You don't recognize this one?
- Stop.
- What?
- I have gone out of my way not
to talk about this publicly.
- Oh, she didn't work out?
- Uh, I don't--I really don't
wanna talk about this now.
I'm, like, 1,000%,
I'm not talking about this.
Oh, and now Dorit has sided
with everybody else.
- It really wasn't
about Lucy's safety.
It really wasn't about Lucy.
- Of course it was always
about Lucy.
- Well, it really wasn't, Lisa.
- Of course it was.
- It was not about Lucy.
It was about me.
- Dorit's actually
got it wrong.
My priority was always the dog.
End of story.
And now I have no idea
how to sort out
this whole bloody mess.
[upbeat music]
- In the game of life,
it's Rinna take all.
♪ ♪
- Most people talk
about their fantasies.
I'm living mine.
♪ ♪
- In business and in life,
I wear many hats...
and hairstyles.
- You can stab me
in the back,
but whilst you're there,
kiss my ass.
- I'm not afraid of hard work,
but I'll never do
your dirty work.
- My problem
with the tabloids?
My real life
is so much juicier.
- In Beverly Hills,
the truth always has a way
of rising to the top.
♪ ♪
[electronic music]
♪ ♪
- Hello?
- Hi, Denise, it's Dorit.
I booked a boat and thought
we could go do some snorkeling.
Love for you to come.
- Yeah, I would love to.
[line trilling]
- Hello?
- Hey, honey, it's Erika.
- Hey, what're you up to?
- I wanted to know
if you wanted to go
play golf with me today.
- I would love to do that.
- Hi.
- Hey.
- Do you wanna go,
um, shopping?
- Oh, I--
- Okay, let's start
getting ready
and I'll see you down there.
- All right, okay, bye, then.
[upbeat music]
- Ladies, do you want a drink?
- Yes.
- Why not?
Let's check this out.
- Oh, it's so cool.
- Hello.
- Hi, guys, how you doing?
- Hello.
- How are you?
- I'm gonna go
with mango-pineapple.
- Mango-pineapple.
- Mm, mango.
- Let's do watermelon-papaya.
- Would you like
to mix it on the bike?
- You can blend your drink
on the bike?
I wanna see this.
- Spinning for your daiquiri?
It's a new class.
We can have that in LA.
Actually be very successful.
- Go.
Yay, Lisa.
- Get the new daiquiri
margarita bike
by Lisa Rinna.
[bell rings]
That's actually not a bad idea.
[laughs]
Hilarious.
Whoo, okay,
got a little cardio.
That's my workout.
- Wow, another giant.
- Wow. It's refreshing.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
[upbeat music]
- I'm gonna need
a lot of assistance.
- Let's do it.
- Hi. Thanks for having us.
- Nice to see you.
- Fun, fun, fun.
Hi.
- Hello, how are you?
- Are you ready for our skills?
- I'm ready.
Please meet Georgette.
- Oh, hi, how're you doing?
- Teddi, nice to meet you.
- Hi, Erika, nice to meet you.
- Awesome.
- You ready?
- So, did you used
to play with Tom?
- Well, there's a funny story.
So I started taking lessons,
so he took me to Bel-Air
and said, "Hey,
I'm doing pretty good."
And we got up to number one
at Bel-Air
and I knocked it and it
was right-to-left motion
right in the center
of the fairway,
outdrove him,
and that was the end of it.
We never played again.
- [laughs]
- All of a sudden,
I was like... [groans]
All right, let's go.
This will actually
be fun today.
- Yeah.
With all of this BS going on,
I'm grateful that Erika and I
can put aside our differences.
- I had a great day,
despite raising my voice.
I was very direct with you
and I think that it--
now we have put that to bed.
- I agree.
So I'm excited
for the opportunity
to golf with Erika
and not be in a group setting
where we're having big opinions
all the time.
- Okay.
- Okay.
- Oh, my God,
this is so pretty.
- Uh, we're going to try
a golf shot.
Let's see it.
- Here we go.
- Good form.
That's really good.
That was really good.
- I told you bitches
I could play.
[upbeat music]
- And now do you wanna
try one right here?
- Yeah, try.
- [laughs]
- Yeah, let's do it.
- I'm pretty sure Cruz
is better than me
and he's three.
[laughs]
You wanna know how much
I know about golf?
I know that Tiger Woods
backed into his mailbox
trying to escape his wife
when she caught him cheating.
That's how avid a golfer I am.
[irreverent music]
- Okay, can I give you some--
oh, no, she's not here,
but let me give you my--here.
- Okay.
- Roll your shoulders
a little there,
so you get over your boobs
a little bit.
You can get over it.
♪ ♪
- [laughs]
- Teddi needs
a few more lessons.
But that's okay.
We're having a good time.
- That's so nice
to say that now.
- Yeah! See?
- Hold it, hold the finish.
Hold the finish.
- I just got a toe cramp.
[dance music]
- Ladies,
are you ready for this?
Let's go.
- Ready.
- Hey.
- Thank you.
- Good, thank you.
- Hello.
- Ooh.
- How are you feeling?
- Um, I feel like I've been
run over by a truck.
- Can I say how--I--
I was a little confused.
I didn't know the whole story,
only bits and pieces,
'cause I do a lot of work
with a lot of
animal rights groups too
and not every dog is suited
for every family.
- Right.
- So, did you mention to Lisa
that, you know, the dog
was having a hard time
fitting in or that
he's been aggressive?
- Well, she knew that
the dog Lucy had bit PK.
Now, I had adopted a dog
from Vanderpump Dog Center
previous to her, Mattie,
and Mattie bit Phoenix
on the face.
- [gasps]
- So...
- No.
- Yes.
- Mm-mm.
- So, immediately,
we took back Mattie,
then after that,
we adopted Lucy.
♪ ♪
So with Lucy I spoke to Lisa
the day after Lucy
had gone to her new home.
- I think that's the issue.
- I do too.
- Lisa probably wanted to hear
that you were gonna give her
to somebody else.
- I don't understand.
- Maybe because you didn't call
her before you gave her away.
I do not understand why Dorit
waited to contact
Lisa Vanderpump.
Maybe because
it's the second dog?
She probably just feels like
you should've called her
and let her know.
- No.
No, no, and it--it really isn't
about that.
It didn't feel like I
deliberately didn't call Lisa.
Lisa and I speak all the time.
We had dinner after that.
- Yeah, but that's what I'm
saying,
'cause you speak all the time,
you should've told her.
"Listen, this dog
is not working out."
Right?
- This had nothing to do
with trying to hide anything.
I was very transparent.
- I know all the girls
are all upset about this
and what Lisa did.
Well, what about,
like, what Dorit did here?
It's like,
"I'm gonna give the dog away
and I'm gonna tell you
after"?
That's a bit shady.
- We worked this out.
- If I were you,
I would be very upset
if Vanderpump had this
and made this and created it
hap--to happen.
It's ----ing bullsh--.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Hello.
You look nice.
A vision in white.
- [laughs]
Let's shop,
because retail service
is gonna be the best
option right now.
- I already started.
- You did?
- I got up and I went
and looked at some watches,
since mine were taken.
[laughs]
Like, that section already
has your name
written all over it.
- Oh, okay. Hold on a second.
This is gonna make me feel
so much better.
- This is such pretty stuff.
Ooh, I'm getting
to this section.
You're gonna be jealous.
- Oh, look at this.
- Oh, my gosh.
- We can put our anxiety
in here.
We can put our troubles
in here as well.
- No, my anxiety would
not fit in there.
Trust me.
- [laughs] Yes.
- So you didn't sleep
last night?
- Not very well,
but let's talk about that
in a minute,
shall we?
- Right now you wanna focus on
things that make you feel good.
- Exactly.
- I smell what you're cooking.
- What's that?
- Yeah, here, that makes me
feel "get lost."
- That right--yeah.
Hold on a second.
- Okay, fine.
- There are two.
- There are two.
- There are too relaxing.
And we're not gonna be--
oh, they are pretty.
- That is pretty.
Anyway, yeah, last night
was not fun.
That was, mm--I don't think
anybody even ate all the food
that was sitting on the table.
We were so... upset,
going back and forth.
- I know.
Let's talk about it
in a minute, shall we?
- Okay, yeah. I like these kind
of fun earrings like this.
Did you see Dorit this morning?
- Yeah.
- You did?
- Yeah.
- Oh, good.
How was that?
- It was fine.
I just want to...
[scoffs]
You know?
- I think that Lisa
can be very stubborn,
but not wanting to talk about
it is not going to help things.
I mean, we're close friends.
Like, what is going on here?
So are you gonna tell me later
about your conversation
with Dorit?
- Oh, yeah.
- Look at this little
cutie patootie.
That is really cute.
- Okay, I need to solve
the problem.
I'll take both of them.
♪ ♪
You're not buying anything.
- I have my eyes
on bigger things,
like a Rolex.
- Okay, thank you.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
- Have a good one.
♪ ♪
- What do you think's
gonna happen today?
- I don't know.
How did you feel last night?
- I didn't like that
it was turning around
and all of a sudden,
the sudden shift of, like,
"Be careful, Teddi knows."
- That implies
you're vindictive,
and that--what--what're you
gonna--what're you--
what the (BLEEP)
are you gonna do?
- Why would I do that?
- And why would she pit
the two of you against
each other?
- And also, why not just
be up-front and say,
"Actually, Dorit,
I'm upset with you."
- You don't warn someone
that someone knows
something about you,
so you better watch out--
what the (BLEEP) is that?
This feels like
a well-orchestrated plan
to turn two women
against each other.
- Anybody can say
whatever they want about me.
Do you think that I'm a person
that would ever tell a lie?
- No.
- The most simplest way
I can put it to you is,
the staff of Vanderpump Dogs
told me damaging information
about Dorit.
When he told me, he's like,
"Don't say anything to anyone."
And I know,
because they told me,
'cause they are, like,
really upset about it,
but they were like,
"Don't say anything to anyone."
I was like, "I won't."
I mean, I keep my word.
- Yeah, I did not tell anyone.
I know 100%...
they were told to tell me.
- And who told them to tell?
- Lisa.
- Lisa Vanderpump
may have made a critical error
in judgment here.
It's very passive-aggressive,
and it's not fair.
I think she thought Teddi
was a punk
and was gonna fold up
and do exactly
what she wanted her to do.
- I don't wanna
pull out the proof.
- You may have to pull out
the proof.
- Coming up...
- [gasps] Oh, oh, oh, my God.
- Oh, my God, no.
- [high-pitched] Oh, hi.
- They're so sweet.
[upbeat music]
- Okay, deck.
- Okay.
- Ready to go?
♪ ♪
Let me know if you need help
with adjusting the masks...
- My toe polish
matches my flipper.
- Are you ready?
[electronic music]
♪ ♪
[music slows down]
- Where's the turtles, captain?
- They should be around.
- I've done
a lot of snorkeling
and a lot of diving.
You always see something.
But there's not a fish,
not a flower,
no coral, nothing to look at.
There's nothing.
Not even like a little baby,
baby fish.
Not a snail.
Not a turtle.
Like, we were hoping
for a turtle.
There's sand.
I think I'm done
with snorkeling.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Hi, we have a reservation
for a cabana.
- Yeah, right this way, please.
- Nice.
- Thank you.
- Ah, thank you.
- Thank God.
It's much cooler in here.
- It is.
- How are you?
- At least it has a breeze.
- Thank you.
♪ ♪
- So pretty.
- I know, right?
I heard that there were, um,
like, little baby fluffy
flamingos here.
- We do actually have some.
- Oh, my gosh.
- That's very exciting.
- So if there's anything else
that you may need,
Charles will be glad
to assist you ladies.
- Thank you.
- Welcome, ladies.
How you doing?
My name is Charles.
I'm the butler here.
I'd like to invite you
to read the menus.
- Okay.
- Do you mind if I get
you ladies a beverage?
- Thank you so much.
- I'm gonna have
a glass of rosé.
Should we have two glasses?
- Yeah.
- Okay, I can take
your order now.
- I think I'll have
a lobster Cobb, please.
- I will have the--the tacos,
with the fish grilled,
not fried,
and no avocado, please.
Thank you.
I can't believe
there are flamingos.
- I know.
- Excuse me.
- Thank you.
Thank you very much.
♪ ♪
Perfect.
- Thank you.
Cheers.
- Cheers.
♪ ♪
There--listen, last night,
the whole thing
was kind of weird.
[groans] You know, with Lisa
chiming in, and you know...
- This should never
have been told
to anybody but you
talking to Dorit.
This is, like, bullsh--.
- We're close, obviously.
I wanna tell you
on the other side
what it looks like.
- Thank you so much.
- Thank you.
- What's being said?
- Teddi.
She feels set up.
- Why is it set up?
- I think
that Dorit was thinking,
"Okay, Teddi doesn't like me,
"and now she has
this information and maybe...
"if you're upset,
you were counting on Teddi
bringing it up to her."
- No, I did not say that.
[dramatic music]
- I will be done with it
if she just says,
"You were right,
I made a mistake.
"I should've handled it
with Dorit."
- You didn't do
anything wrong, Teddi.
You were fed bad information
on purpose.
You got used.
Tell your story.
No matter how many times.
If she says it 100,
you say it 100 more.
- But then I'm gonna get,
"Teddi, you don't
let things go," but...
- Uh, no I'm not
letting this go.
You're absolutely right.
I wouldn't let it go.
I'll let it go when you
take responsibility
for what you did.
Be mad.
Who cares?
I mean, but then again,
that's me.
- [laughs]
- I couldn't say possibly
to Dorit
that Teddi instigated
the conversation
when John brought the dog up,
because we were all there.
Everybody saw.
We saw that Teddi didn't
instigate conversation.
That was John,
and John was out of order.
I spoke to John this morning,
and he's pissed off too.
I'm like, "Oh, they're saying
you're my employee.
"I should control
what you say."
When we were in the center
and Kyle and Teddi were there,
I thought very strongly then
that, you know, you shouldn't
talk about it.
- I'm not your employee,
first and foremost,
I'm your partner.
- John, hold on a second.
Calm down.
- You don't control
what I say.
Sorry, Lisa.
- I mean, I love John Sessa,
but he's got very much
his own agenda.
- But it seems like maybe
you had told him to say it
and then act like
you're gonna get mad.
- Why would I tell him
to say it?
- Because you're upset
with Dorit,
that's what I'm saying.
- But why would I be upset
with Dorit?
- Because she gave
one of your dogs away.
- Oh, my God.
[upbeat music]
- What would she gain
by doing this?
Like, why would she wanna--
wanna hurt you?
- That's--that's the question.
- You didn't do anything.
You were doing what was right
for your children,
for God's sakes.
- That's it.
- Period.
I don't care who, what, where.
When it comes to your children,
you protect them 100%.
(BLEEP) everyone else.
That's what you say.
- Absolutely.
- You should just get strong
and say, "(BLEEP) off.
I'm protecting my kids.
"Go away, ----ers."
[laughing quietly]
- I love it!
Yeah, she's back.
- Whoo!
- Dancing!
[overlapping cheering]
- Okay.
We all need to dance.
- Don't fall
and break your neck.
- Oh, God.
Okay.
- Oh, my God.
- [gasps] Oh, oh, oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, no.
- You're so gorgeous.
- This is Lindy.
And this is Indy.
- Oh, he's so sweet.
- It's like if Benny's dogs
were flamingos.
Oh, my gosh.
- Hello.
Hi.
- Oh, look at that one
over there.
- Oh, that is humongous.
[laughter]
- So when you say
you're the parent...
- Yes.
- So you feel like the parent,
'cause you hand-rear them?
- Yep.
- Okay, Kyle, that's how
John says he feels.
You don't understand that?
- Of course I understand that.
- They are the cutest little
fairy boys I've ever seen.
If I could just hang out
with these flamingos
and not those other
silly old birds,
then I'd be on holiday.
They are so sweet.
- Coming up...
- No, that is not true.
- What did I find out?
- That is not true.
I have text messages.
[upbeat music]
[line trills]
- Hello?
- Oh, my God, I caught you.
Did you just land in San Diego?
- I just landed.
- I'm getting ready to go
have dinner with the girls.
I love you much.
I'm so glad
I got to speak with you.
I won't keep you,
I know you're busy.
- No, we're good.
So everything's okay?
- Everything is going well.
- Okay, cool.
- All right, baby doll.
And you know,
I'm leaving tomorrow,
so I'll be home soon, okay?
- I got it.
- All right, love you,
buh-bye.
- Hi, Eloise.
Aw, I miss you.
You look so pretty.
I love your hair.
I wish you were here.
You would love it.
I'll call you tomorrow, okay?
All right.
♪ ♪
[line trills]
- Hello?
- Teddi?
- Hi.
- Hi.
I was wondering,
have you got a minute
where we could talk
for a second?
- Yeah, on the phone or what?
- No, no,
can you come to my room
or shall I come to yours?
- I can come to yours
if you want.
I'll see you in a second.
- Okay, bye.
[suspenseful music]
♪ ♪
[door knocks]
♪ ♪
Hey.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- Am I here for an apology?
To get an apology?
- I'd like an explanation.
- No. [laughs]
- No, me,
'cause I don't understand.
I wanna get to--
- Lisa, you're smart.
You're smart,
this is what's such a bummer,
because you--where do you
wanna--let's just--
- Let's go into to my room.
All I know is that
all your involvement
was when John Blizzard
told you something on Monday.
- I don't know what days
everything was.
That's not the point.
The point is--but--
but from the very get-go--
- Yeah.
- I was told,
"Lisa wants you to know."
You gave direct instructions
to them to tell me.
- No.
- Lisa insisting that
she didn't want her staff
to call me and tell me about
the situation with the dog
is obscene.
Not only is it
a bold-faced lie,
I have proof.
You never wanted me to know
and you never texted Dorit
"Teddi knows"?
That didn't happen?
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
No, absolutely.
- Okay, so then let's not
confuse the situation.
- No, no, absolutely I texted
Dorit saying,
"Teddi knows and I think
you should talk to John
and clear this up
and get in front of this."
Well, of course
I told Dorit,
because
Teddi and Dorit's history
has been a little tenuous.
- I told you
exactly what I said.
I told you.
- Teddi, first of all,
take down your tone.
- No, no,
because you're yelling over
everybody all of the time,
and I'm--and I'm over it.
- If I hadn't told Dorit,
and Teddi brought it up,
then I would've probably
been blamed for that as well.
Teddi, I wanna clear
this up with you.
- Then say, "I'm sorry
I put you in this situation."
- I'm sorry that you're
in this situation,
but I did not tell my employees
to tell you.
I wanted to shut it down,
and I absolutely stand by that.
[dramatic cymbal roll]
[dramatic hip-hop music]
♪ ♪
- First I got the call.
"Lisa wants you to know
"this happened."
- Who from?
- "Didn't Lisa want you
to tell me?"
- Who?
- "Yes."
- Who from?
- From John Blizzard.
- I don't have
any communication
with John Blizzard.
Ever. I don't even have
his phone number.
I mean, he's 22 years old.
- I think
that you're creating sh--
because you got busted.
- All right.
- I'm sorry, Lisa.
- Are you serious?
That's not fair.
- Get your story straight.
Where's Dorit?
- Teddi.
- I'm not doing this.
- What? What did I do?
- Teddi.
- I'm not bringing this all
into dinner.
This isn't fair.
- What did I do?
- I'm telling you the same
thing I told you last night.
You did nothing
in regards to this situation.
You are much smarter
than you lead on to be, right?
You're not confused
in this situation,
and I'm not gonna be your pawn
to get at you.
- On one hand,
I have a friend that I trust,
that I have a history with,
the other hand, I have someone
that I've had my issues with,
who's coming in
in defense of me
with such conviction.
Who am I supposed to believe
at this point?
- I am sorry this has happened.
- I don't understand
what you're saying.
- Thank you, Teddi.
- I'm going, I'm done.
[electronic music]
♪ ♪
[line trills]
- Hi, honey.
- Hi, honey, how are you?
- How are you?
- I'm good, how are you?
- I'm great.
What's up?
- Did you see my messages?
- Oh, my God, I like the one
with the blue face.
- I do too, but I don't wanna
buy it unless you,
you know, are okay
with me buying that.
When my jewelry and watches
were stolen,
I knew immediately
I would never be able
to replace everything.
I'm not just gonna go out
randomly and say,
"Oh, let me replace this,
this and that."
But little by little, I do
want to add to my collection.
You know, it's tax free here.
- I approve of you buying it.
- You do for real?
- I do for real.
- Okay, honey.
Okay, I love you so much.
Have fun.
And, um, I'll see you tomorrow.
I miss you.
- I love you.
See you tomorrow.
- Bye, honey.
[door knocks]
Hello?
- I don't have my key.
- Oh, my God, that face.
- My level of irritat--
I have a question.
How clear were you with
Lisa Vanderpump today?
- Very.
- Did she seem to--
why is she so confused?
- Why--you need to stop crying.
- No, I'm not gonna cry.
I have irritation to a ten.
- Come and sit down over here.
Come over here.
- How could she possibly still
be confused about anything?
I came for an apology.
I didn't get one.
I am irritated.
Now what do I do?
I go sit at dinner like this?
- Yep.
[laughs]
[dramatic music]
- She is saying that
she spoke to my employees
and they said, "Oh, Lisa's
told you to tell Teddi."
That is bullsh--.
- Is it true, Lisa?
- No, that is not true.
- If it is, just say it.
Let's just get it over with.
- It is not true.
It looks like
it's John Blizzard
just kind of getting busy
and making up bullsh--
and I don't like that.
- Okay, well,
then I'd like to get dressed
so I'm not late to dinner,
because all the girls
are gonna be waiting.
- [sighs]
- Coming up...
- I'm not gonna sugarcoat it
and pretend
that everything's 100%
hunky dory
because I'm not
a ----ing fake.
[upbeat music]
- I can't with this.
You have to make sure
that your feet end up right,
not in between the cracks.
- This is really pretty.
Where do we sit?
Can I sit in the pool?
- Oh, (BLEEP),
it got all over my shoes.
- Are those the girls?
- Ah, ----ers.
- [laughs, snorts]
- Don't ruin your shoes.
- I'm not ruining my shoes
to get to this table.
- Oh, hi.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- Okay, our last night.
Let's have a great time, right?
- Yes, Camille,
let's have a good time.
- You have bread tonight.
- I'm so excited.
All right.
- Whoo.
- Hi.
- We made it.
- [laughs]
both: We made it.
- This is pretty.
- Isn't this pretty?
- It is.
- I like that, um, it's quiet.
- You mean, for now.
- Right now.
[laughter]
- I didn't see you girls today.
What did you guys do?
- We went on a boat,
we went snorkeling.
- We went on the same boat.
The three of us and Dorit.
- Oh, what a graceful walk
we had.
- Oh, God.
- We saw nothing,
not even one fish.
- But did you guys have fun?
- We had a good time.
- We did.
We had a really good time.
- Hey.
- Oh, wow.
- So...
- Well, look at you.
- Well.
- Hi, girls.
You guys all look sparkly.
- Wow. Ba-ba-ba-boom.
- Super cute.
- Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'm so sorry that I'm so late.
You have to forgive me.
- It's okay.
It's okay, you know.
- Boobs.
I didn't know what happened
before this dinner,
but it doesn't look good.
[dramatic music]
- I'd love some water, please.
May I have some more lime?
Like, about two more, please.
- We went shopping.
- Where did you shop?
Here?
- Uh, yeah.
One of those stores up, ah,
by--up at the top.
Not inside, outside.
Like, you had to walk out
to go into it...
Caftans and pretty dresses
and some of the lines I carry
at my store even, actually.
- You bought yourself
a little bobble today.
- Did you get it?
- [cheers]
- Oh, you did?
- And the bracelet.
Isn't that so fun?
- Nobody even acknowledges me.
I feel as welcome as a turd
in a swimming pool.
- You want a white wine?
- Yeah.
- White--two white wines,
please.
- So, on the menu tonight,
surf and turf.
[suspenseful music]
Can you tell me what this is?
- It's a macaroon, babes.
It says bacon and jam
with herb.
- Denise, this doesn't fit
with our white trash...
our white trash palates.
- Denise, would you like
my foie gras cherry?
- I want fries.
[laughter]
I like my grilled cheese.
I like a burger.
Fancy food looks ----ing pretty
for an Instagram photo,
but I prefer the kids' menu.
- Yes?
- Good, thank you.
- Okay, here it is.
- Thank you so much.
- Did you just see
what happened?
She postmated her Rolex.
[laughter]
- Oh, my goodness gracious.
- How are you?
Good?
- There's gotta be
good snorkeling.
- I'm sure you can't wait
to go home.
- Yeah.
- Kyle and I leave at 4:00
in the morning.
[dramatic music]
- Really?
Yeah, we're getting up at 4:00.
I think our flight's at, like,
7:00 something, 8:00.
Kyle and I have to leave early
because Kyle's gonna be taking
Sophia to school,
and I have to host an event
at one of my restaurants.
And right now,
it's like music to my ears.
Now I gotta deal with some
stuff that's transpired.
- I know.
- I wanna get
to the bottom of it,
you know?
- Of course.
- Dorit, thank you so much
for having us.
- Thank you.
- I know.
- I've had a lovely time.
It's been so fun.
- It was great.
- This was fun, honey.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
- Cheers, cheers, cheers,
cheers, cheers, everyone.
- Thank you.
- To health and happiness.
- Everyone in the eyeball
while we do this.
- Cheers!
- Health and happiness.
Let's look everyone
in the eyeball during cheers.
- Cheers.
- [laughs]
- Mm-hmm.
- Thank you, girls.
I'm so glad you're all here.
- Really been fun, Dorit.
- It was really lovely.
- Really had a good time.
- I know there was some
unpleasant moments,
but I hope you two
can work that out.
[suspenseful music]
♪ ♪
- Did you have a good day?
- I had a good beginning
of the day.
- What happened
at the end of the day?
- This is not really...
- You don't wanna
talk about it?
- I wished,
tonight, I felt better,
but I don't--
I can sit here,
I can be cordial,
but I'm not gonna sugarcoat it
and have small talk and pretend
that everything's
100% hunky dory
because I'm not a ----ing fake.
- No, Teddi and I-I know
how you're feeling right now,
and I really believe everything
you have said.
♪ ♪
- Thank you, because all
of this feels very yucky.
- I know, I know it does.
- I mean, Dorit stands
for nothing.
Toasting Teddi,
the remarkable Teddi.
You know, have some loyalty
to your friend
that has had your back
for two years, you know?
- She apologized,
in Hong Kong?
- I don't remember that.
- You don't remember
me apologizing?
- No, I don't.
- You don't?
In Hong Kong?
With friends like these...
I think you know the rest.
- You know what? I'm really sad
that you're in this situation.
Why is this happening
to Teddi Mellencamp?
Why?
- I'm going. Bye, guys.
- It's not about you.
- I'm sorry.
But I've sat here all night,
nobody's spoken to me
really much.
- I-I've spoken to you.
- Yeah.
- Lisa, you've been very quiet.
- It's okay, it's fine.
I'm gonna go,
I'm gonna get up at 4:00,
I've gotta go to work...
[overlapping chatter]
If I have anything to discuss,
I'll discuss it with you,
I'll discuss it with you.
And... that's it.
- Please don't leave.
- Thank you
for being a good friend.
Thank you for being
a great friend...
- Please stay.
Please do not leave, Lisa.
♪ ♪
- Coming up...
- Why would somebody do that
to two good people?
- I don't have that answer.
I don't have that answer.
- Well, then why is it okay?
- I'm not responsible
for Lisa Vanderpump's actions.
[dramatic music]
- I'm going.
Bye, guys.
Thank you
for being a good friend.
Thank you for being
a great friend.
Thank you for being a friend.
- Please stay.
Please do not leave, Lisa.
- This reminds me
of Palihouse last year.
- Okay, I'm going.
I waited half an hour
for you guys.
I'm out of here.
- Lisa.
- She's mad 'cause you're
talking to me and not her.
- Yes.
I don't wanna be hashing this
out right now.
I wanna say,
"Lisa, I believe you.
I totally believe you."
But I have to be true
to myself,
and truthfully,
I need a few moments
to process all of this.
- Lisa, don't leave.
Lisa, don't leave.
Don't leave.
- Teddi's known me
five minutes.
You know, making out
like I'm some bitch.
- Teddi, I'm pissed that you've
been put in this position.
That's what I'm upset about,
because you should not be
in this position,
end of story.
- Kyle, you've known me
for a long time.
- I know, that has nothing
to do with this, though...
- It does have a--
it does.
- Put yourself in her shoes
for a minute.
- I can't do anymore,
you understand?
- I do understand.
And I have great empathy
for you...
- Yeah, because you've been
in the same situation.
- Because I have been
exactly where you are.
- Yes.
- Why did you come after me
at your house
and say, "Bring Kyle
into this"?
"Why didn't you bring
Kyle into this?"
- No, no, no, no.
- Lisa, don't deflect.
Why did you say that?
- Lisa, that is not true.
- I did nothing wrong.
I am an honest person.
Never once have I told a lie
and never will you ever hear me
tell one.
- I don't understand
her position,
and I think
something's gone askew here
and I wanna figure it out.
Baby, I love you,
don't worry about it.
I love you.
I did fine
before Teddi Mellencamp
and I'll do fine after.
- Okay, love you.
- Bye.
♪ ♪
- I don't mean
to be an asshole.
I don't know
what the (BLEEP) is going on.
The truth is that
she set it up?
- Yes.
- And she won't admit it?
- She won't admit it.
- Okay.
- And I have proof,
and she knows I have proof.
- I-I assume when you talk
about the proof,
she had mentioned that there
was a text that was sent.
- There is.
- What does this say?
- "Didn't Lisa tell you
to tell me?"
"Yes," in capitals.
- Bingo.
She has proof.
- Kyle, you should pipe in
and just let her know
that Vanderpump doesn't always
tell the truth.
- I'm in a really bad position.
- Why?
Why are you in a bad position?
- I'm in the worst position
because I'm the closest
with her,
and I'm always her life raft
and I feel like I--
- Kyle, has she lied
to you before?
Has she lied to you?
Has that happened?
- What I was told is that
the tabloids were
laying on the table,
and that you said
to put 'em in a suitcase.
- I didn't see the tabloids
until I got back.
- No, that's not true.
- This is who she is,
I know that she--
- But why do we make that okay?
- You just gave her
a pass, babe.
- Exactly.
- I'm not saying--
No, I'm not saying it's okay.
I'm saying that's who she is.
This is what she does.
- Why would somebody do that
to two good people?
- I don't have that answer.
- Well, then why is it okay?
- I don't have to ----ing
answer for her.
- You are friends with her.
- I'm not responsible
for Lisa Vanderpump's actions.
I'm just saying that I know
this about her
and I love her
and she's my friend
and now what do I ----ing do?
- Well, exactly.
That's what we need
to talk about.
Now, what do you ----ing do?
What do we ----ing do?
- We have good sides,
we have bad sides.
That's a bad
----ing side she has.
And she will never admit it.
- Guys, how many years
do we have to go through this?
When do we finally say enough
is e-----ing-nough. Stop.
- Well, I need
to say something.
I don't know
what happened that day,
but all I know is I've wanted
apologies from people
for years.
My ex-husband,
maybe Lisa years ago,
but people,
sometimes it never happens.
Every woman in this group
has done something
to hurt somebody else.
- You can put on
your little voice
and try to act all sweet, okay?
You need to get
a therapist immediately.
- Camille,
you're a stupid (BLEEP).
- We've all found ways
to move forward.
Friendships need
to move forward.
Life is way too short
to hold grudges.
So we just gotta learn
to just go...
- No, but you know what?
That puts her--
- Who wants to live like that?
There's a reason
he's your ex-husband.
Do you see what I'm saying?
- No, she doesn't want to sit
and pretend to be nice
to someone
who has ----ed her over.
- I got that.
I got that.
- Why can't she just say
she ----ed up?
- Denise, why don't you go
knock on her door and ask her?
I dare you.
I'll give you 1,000
----ing dollars cash
if you go up and knock
on that ----ing door,
and I got it with me.
- No way, ain't happening.
My spidey sense is telling me
it's not good to get on
Lisa Vanderpump's bad side.
Plus, I don't need $1,000.
- Denise, this is
a really good idea.
- [laughs]
- God damn it, Denise, you were
married to Charlie Sheen.
Don't tell me you're afraid
of Lisa Vanderpump.
- I don't care
about the rest of your day,
I had fun with you today.
- I did too.
- I'm not going to l--I'm not
going to leave this island
without saying that we did not
have fun together.
- No, we had fun.
- Yes?
- Can I talk and hover?
- Oh.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
My gift is here.
Look what just arrived.
- Come on, open it, open it,
open it, open it!
Oh, it's like
it's happening to me.
- Uh, uh, uh.
Oh!
- Put it on right now.
- Everyone's like,
"Why didn't you--[stammers]
A Rolex?"
Oh, it's so beautiful, honey.
- Congratulations, baby doll.
- May I see it in person?
- You earned every bit
of this sh--.
- Yay!
- Yay!
- Can we get some more Rolexes
on the rocks, no salt?
- I need a Rolex.
[laughter]
[dramatic music]
[line trills]
- Hello? Hello?
[line crackling,
indistinct speech]
- Can you hear me?
What?
[phone beeps]
[line trills]
- Your call
has been forwarded
to an automatic
voice message--
[line beeps]
- Hmm.
[line trills]
- Todd Residence,
can I help you?
- Mm, Rocio...
[dog barking]
Rocio.
Rocio.
- Maria.
- Maria.
I...
[dogs barking loudly]
Maria.
- Yes, Miss Lisa?
- Is Ken there?
- No, Mr. Ken not here.
Hold on--
[phone beeps]
- [sighs]
Oh, for God's sake.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- I'm so tired.
Oh, my God.
I'm so tired.
After dinner, I definitely
had fun last night.
[electronic dance music]
♪ ♪
- Ah!
- [laughs]
Let's just say that we were
perhaps a little over-served.
[laughs]
I've made better choices
in life.
We were literally two hours ago
having shots of tequila.
[laughs]
- Oh, my God.
Well, I didn't sleep
that much, that's for sure.
Just last night pissed me off,
the whole thing, you know?
- I've slept two hours.
I cannot hear about Lucy,
Goosey, Apple Juicy,
whatever that dog's
damn name is
at all right now.
I'm done.
- If John Blizzard said
John Sessa said I said,
"I don't give a damn
who they tell."
Yeah, that's not the point.
Just get the dog
out the shelter.
What's so complicated?
- [groans]
- Coming up...
- But now she can't
bully you anymore
because I went to Blizzard
and I got him to print out
all of her texts.
- I can't believe this.
[upbeat music]
[door knocks]
♪ ♪
- Hey.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- Oh, wow.
- Oh, wow.
- How beautiful.
- I thought this
was a pajama theme.
- You look amazing.
- It is.
- This is your pajamas?
- I'm the hostess.
I wanted to bring you guys...
- You look stunning.
- Breakfast.
- We are starving.
- You look so pretty.
- Oh, my God.
- Thank you.
- You wake up
looking like this.
I love it.
- Oh, hardly.
No, no, no, I woke up--
- This was me dressed up.
[door knocks]
- You know,
just to each their own.
- Oh.
- Hi. You look cute.
- Oh, my God,
look at how good you look.
- I know, you look
fresh as a daisy.
- These girls even dress up
for breakfast?
They're lucky
I put a ----ing bra on.
- I'm sorry.
- Hi, Erika.
- Hi, guys.
Good morning.
You look really pretty.
Everybody looks really pretty,
really pretty.
- I went to bed at 4:00.
- I know.
- [groans loudly]
- I drank a little too much
and my voice is a little low.
- I know.
[laughter]
It was a little bit
of a late night.
Little bit hard to get it
all going this morning
and try to look cute.
[electronic dance music]
♪ ♪
This old broad doesn't recover
like she used to, okay?
It was actually fun.
I enjoyed the night.
But I woke up this morning with
such, like, a doom feeling,
that's what I felt.
- It's so overwhelming.
I mean, I feel like I haven't
even fully processed it.
My friendship with Lisa
extends way beyond her and I.
It's PK,
it's other friends of ours.
I know that we're gonna be
in groups together,
I know I'm gonna see her,
so I really hope that Lisa
and I can work things out and
I can rebuild my trust in her.
There has to be
some ownership...
- Yeah, I mean, that's...
- ...and some apology.
And that's not the direction
it's going.
- Guys, we gotta pack.
- We do.
- We have to pack.
- I don't wanna go home.
- I know.
- Let's stay.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- What do you think?
All these roses are dying,
aren't they, Puff?
We might have a little bit
left in them.
- Darling.
- Yeah?
- Hey.
- Don't look at those roses.
They look horrible.
- [laughs]
- What, those roses?
- Yeah, they're all dead.
Hello.
Miss me?
- I did.
- I didn't have
a very good time.
- I know you didn't...
- No, I mean, I went
for a good time
because I haven't had
a good time lately
and I didn't have
a good time at all.
Talk about being let down.
I needed a-a break,
and I literally was hammered
by them.
You don't know what it's like.
[dramatic music]
- I know, I can imagine.
With all those things.
- You actually can't.
- But now she can't
bully you anymore
because I went to Blizzard
and I got him to print out
all of her texts
and all of her texts
between them,
and they're here.
♪ ♪
- What does it say?
- So...
he says to her,
"You need to call me today."
"Is everything okay?"
she says.
"Whenever you're free, girl,
you're going to die."
So she says,
"Have the dog there
"and I can say
it looks like Dorit's dog."
- No way.
- And he says, "Yeah."
- That's her?
- Yeah, yeah.
You don't recognize this one?
- Stop.
- Is that a... what?
- Nothing.
- 'Cause if they give us
the go-ahead--
- Are you ----ing kidding me?
Let me see it.
- "Either way,
it will come out."
- Who says, "Either way,
it will come out"?
- Teddi.
- She says,
"Have the dog there
"and I can say
it looks like Dorit's dog."
- She's a ----ing--
she's a ----ing liar.
- I can't believe this.
How can you sit there
when you know somebody
is emotional anyway
and you have all their friends
hammer on them,
knowing that you sent a text
saying, "Bring the dog
to the front, and I'll ask
whose dog it is."
What does that say
about your character?
[cymbal shimmering]
(BLEEP) that.
Really (BLEEP) that.
- What about if Dorit
sees this?
She's gonna go crazy.
- Next time on "The Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills."
[upbeat music]
- And now cleaning, scrub
your own toilets and all that.
- Why do you need
to clean a toilet?
- Really?
- It flushes itself.
Doesn't it?
- [laughs]
- Sophia is moving to DC
to go to college.
- I'm gonna miss you every day.
You're gonna have
the best time.
- Mom, it's gonna--
- It's gonna be amazing.
- So we're gonna get married.
- What?
- Yeah.
- You guys are gonna get
married?
- Yes.
- Congratulations.
- Well, thank you.
- I fell for it and I kind of
got caught in the web
of gossiping
and talking about it.
- You have to keep telling your
story and you can't back down.
- I'm fully being set up.
- I'm getting
one bit of information
and then another
bit of information.
- Well, you certainly didn't
get this bit of information,
did you, Dorit?
- No, I didn't.
- So somebody was guilty
by omission.
Right?
♪ ♪
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