The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (2010–…): Season 9, Episode 3 - Sun and Shade in the Bahamas - full transcript
Lisa Rinna suspects Kyle and Teddi were used in a scheme to exact revenge on Dorit. Meanwhile, Erika is stunned when Lisa Vanderpump questions her motives, and resents being portrayed as "the bad guy."
- Previously, on "The Real
- Previously, on "The Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills,"
- My sister just came back
from The Bahamas.
- Oh, my God.
I love The Bahamas.
- We should do that.
- But you're not gonna
ask Teddi.
- Actually I was thinking
of asking Teddi.
- I think you should go,
definitely.
You grieve for a month,
and then
you carry on with life.
- All right. I'm gonna make
sure I start having fun again.
- I'm Erika. Nice to meet you.
- I'm a hugger, actually.
- Oh, I like that.
- What are you guys having?
- I have tequila.
- Well, sh--. Okay.
- We got this adorable
little puppy
from Vanderpump Dogs,
but she was not the right fit
for the family.
- The person that
she re-homed the dog to
ended up dropping it off
at a shelter.
- Was Lisa mad at you?
- Lisa, I would love for you
to stay with me.
- Stay with you?
- Yes.
- Why would you leave Dorit?
- She's got a terrible
snoring problem.
[upbeat music]
- In the game of life,
it's Rinna take all.
♪ ♪
- Most people talk
about their fantasies.
I'm living mine.
♪ ♪
- In business and in life,
I wear many hats...
and hairstyles.
- You can stab me
in the back,
but whilst you're there,
kiss my ass.
- I'm not afraid of hard work,
but I'll never do
your dirty work.
- My problem
with the tabloids?
My real life
is so much juicier.
- In Beverly Hills,
the truth always has a way
of rising to the top.
♪ ♪
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Whoo-hoo!
- Cheers.
- Thank you.
- Cheers.
- This will be fun, yes.
- This will.
- Welcome to the group.
- Thank you.
- You better fasten
your seat belt.
- Bahamas, baby.
- Yeah!
- Bahamas!
- Whoo!
- Whoo-hoo!
- Whoo-hoo!
- Here we come.
- Oh, thank you.
- Yeah, I need
to look cute, landing.
♪ ♪
- Oh, this is nice.
- Wow, this is so beautiful.
♪ ♪
- Oh, it's rollicking.
- Ah! [laughs]
- It's a little bouncy.
- My bra can't handle this.
- I know.
- Let me hold onto them.
- I would say that
that's it on the left.
- Yeah.
- Wow.
- Everybody has
ocean view and balconies.
- See that top floor?
That's where Dorit
and I are staying.
Yours is the little cupboard
on the left.
- I'm in the little cupboard.
- What about drinks
on my terrace this evening?
- Great.
- Perfect.
- Dorit, wouldn't that be
our terrace?
- Look, Denise, I see our room.
- Oh!
- It's all okay.
I'm off the hook.
[laughter]
[upbeat music]
- Wow.
- Hello.
- How are you?
- Welcome to Baha Mar.
Let's go in and have some fun.
- Yes!
- Get you settled in.
- The resort is very pretty,
and it's very bohemian,
but in a very grand way.
We like grand.
- We're gonna
introduce you to your butlers.
- Oh, we have a butler?
- Yes, you do, girls!
- Elvis, one of our--
our--our best butlers--
- Hello, Elvis.
I have a butler named Elvis?
Well, that's great.
Maybe he can "Love Me Tender."
- Where's my butler?
- Bye.
♪ ♪
- Follow me please.
- Oh, a suite.
- Welcome to
The Chairman's Suite.
- That's nice.
- The master.
This way or this way?
- This way.
[laughter]
- [squeals]
- You're so childish, Dorit.
Oh, it's lovely.
Thank you.
- There's like 5,000 bedrooms.
- Where are you?
- Oh, don't worry
where I am, baby.
- [laughs]
- I'm in the master bedroom!
- Let me have a look
at yours though.
Oh, nice.
This is where I should be.
- It's so nice.
[knocking on door]
both: Hi.
- I'm just checking on you.
- Thank you.
- If you need me?
I'm right there
- Okay, thank you.
- You're welcome.
- Oh, it's perfect.
I don't like it any bigger.
I like it just like this.
- Welcome.
- Thank you.
all: Hey!
[laughter]
- I'm sorry,
my friend's new here.
Every woman on this ----ing
group can afford a glam squad.
You're just too cheap
not to do it.
- Hi. Welcome to Bahamas.
- Hi, I'm so excited.
- How are you?
- Oh, my God.
My hair is hung up on a rack?
- Honey.
- Hi, baby. How was your flight?
- It was good.
- The OG glam squad...
- I love you. [kisses]
- Is back at it.
- Welcome to your
fabulous suite.
- Oh.
- Oh, wow.
- Hey, we can play pool.
- Cute.
This is so romantic.
- Hi, sir. Thank you.
The fashion has arrived.
- Thank you.
Could you put it
in the biggest room,
down at the end of the hall?
- No.
- I've got to unpack
some of this stuff.
- Oh, they both have a bath.
I love baths.
- Oh, nice.
- Should we get into the--
[laughter]
Nothing to see here, folks.
♪ ♪
- Okay, let's go check it out.
- Oh, it's so warm.
- Oh, Elvis.
- Elvis!
- The best view
in the Caribbean.
- Oh!
- Elvis,
who stayed here before us?
- Only the chairman
and Dorit Kemsley.
- Yes.
- Oh, my God.
Get over yourself.
- Just tell me, are you happy
to be very good friends
with me?
- Right now,
I'm reaping the benefits, yes,
but I don't know how long
this will go on.
- [gasps]
I know Lisa's
been through a lot,
and I want her to be able to
find some serenity, some peace.
You're very negative on this
very positive trip, Lisa.
- No, I'm not.
- I don't know what's
going on with her,
but maybe Lisa is still
holding a grudge
for the dog ending up
in a shelter.
Lisa, I spoke to you
the day after.
- You said a woman that had
come to the house wanted her.
- It was a mistake that could
have been made by anybody.
- Yeah, but
it shouldn't be made.
- I thought we well
moved past that,
but maybe she's still
harboring some resentment.
- I'm grateful too, darling.
- Aw.
- I'm grateful that we're here,
and we have a few days
of brief respite.
- Yes.
[upbeat music]
[knocking on door]
- Hello?
- Hello.
Come in.
- Oh, we have the same room.
- Oh, good.
And drinks is at 10:00?
Is it casual?
- Well, with these girls,
I would say
everything's dressier.
I mean, you can wear
anything though, you know?
- Okay. I'll have
to see what I brought.
- Yeah, see what you brought.
- 'Cause I packed at
3:00 in the morning.
- It sounds like there's
probably so many stores.
If you needed anything,
you just go buy it.
- [laughs] I know.
[knocking on door]
- Who is it? Room service?
Ooh, hi.
Yeah, that's perfect.
♪ ♪
- Ooh, that looks good.
- This is your lobster salad.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
- Thank you very much.
- You enjoy.
- We got to eat or we're not
gonna make it through the night.
- We're going to Dorit's room?
- Dorit's room.
- How was Dorit with you?
- Totally fine, nice.
Jagger and Cruz connecting
was a huge thing.
- Why don't you invite Jagger
to your birthday?
- We could take a page.
We could learn something
from our kids.
- We'll, just--we'll, just
follow along with these two.
- Like, we have fun
and we laugh,
but when we disagree
on something--
- It's not good. Some people
don't see their mistakes.
- Yeah.
I think most of us know
when we're wrong.
- Yeah.
I was wrong once.
That was the worst day.
[both laugh]
♪ ♪
[cork pops]
- Ah...
- The sound,
it's music to my ears.
Elvis, I have a feeling
you're gonna
take very good care of us.
- Well, [soft chuckle].
I sure will take care of you.
- I'm easy, Elvis,
don't worry about me.
- Lisa Vanderpump easy?
- [chuckles]
- That is the funniest thing
I've ever heard.
- Excuse me, I'm the
hardest-working woman you know.
- You know, when you go through
what you've gone through
in the last few months,
I really wanted you to come,
and I'm proud of you.
I feel like this is a good
opportunity for us to connect
and be together, and
we can just enjoy ourselves.
I know the death
of Lisa's brother
has taken a profound toll.
I hope that she feels
comfortable enough
to lean on me,
because I want
to be there for her.
- It's been
an exhausting few months.
You know?
- I know.
- So I probably need just
to be here and unwind.
- I think so, and
maybe it'll be
the best thing for you.
- Remember the whole
room situation?
- I do think Dorit's
feelings were a little hurt.
- [laughs]
I could tell by her tone,
she was over the jabs as well.
- Mm-hmm.
Maybe there's still a little
something was going on there.
I love Lisa.
I think that
she's been through a lot.
I think she's completely
exhausted, and I feel for her.
- I can't imagine
that Lisa's over it.
- The dog?
- Yeah.
- I have no idea.
- Well, I hope that they can
just have a real conversation
about it.
Because the jabbing?
Somebody's gonna explode.
- Coming up...
- Are you still mad at her?
- At who?
- Hm.
- There's not a problem at all.
- Cheers to keeping secrets.
Wow.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- This is a 70-inch ponytail.
- That's what I need.
[laughter]
I want 70 inches or more.
♪ ♪
- Thank you, my darlings.
I'm so glad you guys are here.
- Hello.
- Hello, you gorgeous girls.
- You look stunning.
- Oh, a goddess.
- And I did it myself.
- Yeah, but I like having
my girls with me.
- I know you do.
- They're my friends.
- Can you hurry up?
You look a little bit
like Schnooky right now.
- Do I?
- I'm sorry.
- [laughs]
- Yes, Schnooky is handsome,
but I don't need to be
compared to your dog.
Thank you very much.
- Well, at least your
allergic reaction's gone now.
- When I started to break out
in hives, my face and my body,
I started to panic
a little bit.
- I just gave you Benadryl.
- I know.
- I thought it might
make you go to sleep.
- [laughs]
[knocking on door]
I guess I'll get that.
Can you hurry up please?
- I'm glow-y. I'm glam-y.
I'm going to get changed.
[playful knocking on door]
- Ooh, come in.
- Hello.
- Madam's not quite ready.
She'll be down in a minute.
- Oh, my.
Wow.
- It's a little lonely
out here I'm my own though.
[thud]
[both laugh]
- Everyone's gotta be
careful of that.
- You know what?
I was gonna remind everybody
about that, but...
- But not me, yeah.
- Would you like a drink?
- Whoa, look at the bar
you got here.
[knocking on door]
- Hold on a second.
I'll get that.
- Careful of that step!
- Ooh.
- Hi there, beautiful.
This is--holy sh--.
- I know, right?
Isn't this gorgeous?
- Hi.
- Hey, leopard.
- Ooh, lordy.
- So pretty.
- Jeez, it's tigers!
- It's like Rapunzel.
- She's 70 inches.
- Wait, let me see her.
If only we could find
a man 70 inches.
- Wow.
[playful knocking on door]
- I'll get it!
- I've got it.
- I got it.
- Oh, Rinna, I got it.
- Hi. Hello!
- Hello!
- Come on in, ladies!
- You look cute. I love that.
- This is amazing.
- Wow.
- Look at you guys.
Everybody looks great!
- What took you all so long
to get here?
How are you?
Oh, you look cute. I love it.
[knocking on door]
- Where's Denise?
- All of a sudden,
I come down in hives.
[knocking on door]
- Well, not hives.
You just had a flush.
[heavy knocking on door]
- Denise is at the door.
- I'll get it.
[heavy knocking on door]
Coming.
Hello, sweet pea.
- Hi, you look so cute.
- Thank you, my love.
- There she is.
- Oh, God.
- [sighs]
- Oh, you guys look so pretty.
- Oh, my God.
Those shorts are so cute.
- Thank you.
- Mwuah.
- Walking into someone's
hotel room for drinks,
I was just not expecting
everyone to be so ----ing fancy.
Tequila with nothing else.
Sorry.
Out of the bottle. [laughs]
I packed the wrong sh--.
I learned that quickly.
- Yay.
- Yay!
- Oh, sushi.
- Sushi.
- Oh, I'm good.
Thank you.
- The ocean's that way?
- That way.
- That way?
I need to look over here.
- Mind the pool.
- Is it a fountain or a pool?
- So what is the plan, Dorit?
What is our schedule tomorrow?
- The private island is booked.
- How fun.
- So we can lay on the beach.
We can have a massage
on the beach.
We'll have lunch there.
- You okay?
- Yeah.
- You been good?
- Yeah, everything's fine.
- You having fun so far?
- I feel a bit strange,
suddenly coming away.
- Right.
- It's kind of been
a very, very strange year,
so maybe it makes
you kind of appreciate
what you have even more,
if you know what I mean...
- Yeah.
- Because you can see
how quickly you can lose it.
- Everyone deals with things
the way they know how to,
and Lisa's having just a lot
of ups and downs right now.
- It's probably good...
- I think it's good for you.
- To decompress just
for a few days.
- The fact that she's
been more emotional, like,
one day sad,
one day very happy,
it's not really
the Lisa that I know.
- I don't want to lecture you
about your whole sister dynamic.
All I know now
is I fought with my brother,
I argued with him, but now
when you look back, Kyle,
I won't remember one thing
we were arguing about.
- Well, I don't--I don't want
o have any issues.
You know, nobody wants...
- I know, but
it goes by like that.
- My relationship with my
sisters has been so strained.
- When was the last time
you spoke?
- Six months ago.
- Wow.
- Yeah.
Right now,
Kim and I are talking,
but my relationship
with my sister Kathy
is still not in a great place.
- I know you want to solve it.
- I love my family,
what can I say?
I think it's an important
reminder that
we have to celebrate life
and family and friends
whenever we have the chance.
- One day they're just gone, and
you will stand there like I did,
and you'll think,
"What was that all about?"
- So the video
for "Jack and Diane,"
is that your parents--
- That's my mom and dad, yeah.
- She was, like, really tiny
and had, like,
big, curly hair, and--
- That's sweet.
- Yeah, that was them.
- Teddi is what I would want
my daughters to be like,
because she grew up
with a famous father.
Your head is
screwed on straight.
- We were embarrassed by it.
- Really?
- I remember saying
in the fourth grade,
"Aren't you here to watch me
in the volleyball game?"
Like, why are you all
staring at...
- It's got to be really weird.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- It must be hard.
- I remember saying,
"Oh, I'm adopted."
[laughter]
- "I'm adopted.
I don't know those people."
- I embarrass my kids.
You can't date until
you're 16 years old.
- You guys are
so freaking strict.
- I know.
- Oh, my God.
I parked and I walked into her
school.
And you know, there's no cell
service.
She's like,
"What are you doing?"
Like, I was laughing so hard.
- And why are they embarrassed
at their parents?
- For us, I do know,
but for you, I don't.
[laughter]
- Are we being rude to them?
- Okay, come on.
- Oh, who cares?
[both laugh]
Oh, (BLEEP) off. Anyway--
- Here comes Rinna.
- Hi.
- It's time to go back.
[both laughing]
- What's new, ladies?
- Just talking about life,
our challenges.
- No, we really were--
- Oh, brother.
- It's just I know what
she's been going through, and
just that kind of life stuff.
- Yeah.
- And that's why we drink.
- "And that's why we drink."
[laughs]
- Oh, yes.
Elvis, I love you.
- Delightful.
- Thank you, Elvis.
- Elvis is cute.
- Elvis is gonna bring his cat
to my room.
Do you have dogs?
- No, I got a cat.
- Can you bring him in?
- I can bring him.
- It'll be our little secret.
- Maybe he already did
and that's why
Dorit's having
an allergic reaction.
Is she allergic to cats?
- I don't know.
Should we find out?
No, she's--
- Maybe she's allergic to dogs.
[soft dramatic music]
- It got very quiet.
What is that about?
What happened?
- Well, I don't know.
Is it a secret?
Is that a secret?
- I refuse to talk
about it now.
- Oh, your hair's, like, a foot.
- Two--two or three feet long.
- Hmm.
I have no idea
what has made these girls
just stop talking, like,
dead in their tracks. Boom.
- Are you still mad at her?
- At who?
- I--I mean, I actually don't--
you know, fault her--
- Who? Fault who?
- Let's not bring that up now.
- Dorit.
- Is there
a problem between you?
I don't see anything.
- No, there's not a problem.
There's not a problem at all.
- Oh.
- I don't want to
talk about this.
There are no winners.
If anybody's gonna bring it up,
it's just because they want
to stir up sh--, dog sh--.
No, Rinn, it's fine.
This was a while ago,
but it's solved.
- Oh.
- I know there was
no mal-intent.
She was just being Dorit.
Cheers.
- Cheers to keeping secrets.
Wow.
- Coming up...
- And Lisa's mad at Dorit
about it,
but she doesn't want
to rock the boat with her.
- She just set you all up.
[upbeat hip-hop music]
♪ ♪
[line trilling]
- Hey, baby.
- Hey, honey. How are you?
- I'm good.
- We're getting ready
to go on a boat.
- Sounds like
you're having fun.
Wish I was there.
- I know.
I wish you were here too.
I feel comfortable on this trip
'cause I know the girls
are safe with Aaron there.
I know everyone will get
to school on time,
that everyone will be fed.
Thanks for taking
the girls last night.
- We had fun.
- Oh, good. Thank you.
- Of course.
- All right, honey.
I'll talk to you
in a little while.
- All right, baby.
- All righty.
- All right, bye.
- Bye
- Thank you so much.
- How are you?
- I'm good. How are you?
- I'm good.
- Hello.
- I could not do the workout.
I'm sorry.
- I know. That's okay.
- I'm gonna have
to sit on the floor.
This is way too much food.
Thank you.
- You're welcome.
- I didn't sleep that great.
I was talking to both
the Lisas last night.
And Dorit's dog came up,
and Lisa was like, "I don't
want to talk about it."
And then Lisa Rinna was like,
"What dog? What dog?"
And then Lisa wouldn't
let me tell her.
[knocking on door]
- Hello?
- Come in.
Sorry, we started.
- Hi.
- Look how cute you look.
That is really--
- Isn't it cute?
Oh, I had a nice night's sleep,
thank God!
- I'm jealous.
- I like that we're
on the floor.
- I like your whole outfit.
- Oh, guys.
I mean, hello.
That's so nice of you.
- It's really adorable.
Is there a bathing suit
under there?
- Not yet, no.
- Not yet.
- I'm gonna change.
- I was filling her in
our conversation last night.
- Okay, would somebody just
tell me what's going on?
- Okay. I was told something
about Dorit and her dog
by somebody that works for Lisa
Vanderpump about two weeks ago.
- Okay.
- I never said anything
until we get invited by Lisa
to go to Vanderpump Dogs.
- And they're like,
"Do you recognize this dog?"
Dorit gave it to someone,
I guess,
and then that person
took it to the shelter.
- So she gave the dog away.
- And then it ended up
Vanderpump Dogs.
- Why did they do that
to you guys?
- Well, they wanted us to know.
- Why?
You have to see, like, what
part you're playing in this,
'cause you've had some stuff
with Dorit and so have you,
and they gave you
that piece of information
because she doesn't want
to take responsibility for it.
[pensive music]
♪ ♪
She's doling it out
so I can go,
"Oh, dear.
I don't know what happened.
I don't want to talk about it.
I don't want to talk about it."
- It's not her fault.
I don't want to talk about it.
- She just set you all up.
The whole thing was set up
to make Dorit look bad.
All Lisa Vanderpump
wants to do
is punish Dorit about the dog.
She can't do it,
so she had those boys do it.
She doesn't want
to get her hands dirty.
- I feel bad for Dorit.
- It is like Vanderpump 101,
and I know
what she's gonna say.
"Oh, darling,
I didn't do anything.
"It's not my fault.
"It's never my fault.
I'm a victim."
I mean, come on.
If she had just gone to Dorit
and said,
"Why'd you give the dog back?
I'm mad."
- "I'm not over this. I'm mad."
- Now it's messy.
Now everybody's involved.
It's like ----ing
high school sh--.
- She thinks that we're
all gonna punish her for it.
- But the point is now
it's awkward.
My relationship
with Lisa Vanderpump is good.
- Let's go down here.
- We have a lot
of common interests.
- Teddi Bear.
- But nobody likes
to be set up.
Nobody likes to feel lied to
or part of a scheme.
It doesn't make sense.
- Lisa's mad at Dorit about it,
but she doesn't want to
rock the boat with her.
- She wants to be mad
at me though?
- [laughs]
- Yep.
Where does it all begin?
Where does it all start from?
- It was Lucy Goosey in the
library with the candlestick.
[laughter]
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Are you ready?
- I'm ready, honey.
- That's cute.
- Thank you.
- Come on then.
- It's sad to say goodbye
to the room for now, Lisa.
- I'm wearing these boss-ass
earrings.
The other ones
were taking my makeup off.
- It's cute.
When you jump in the water,
just throw them in your bag.
- Ooh, do I need money? No.
These hos are gonna pay
for everything.
What a concept.
♪ ♪
- There she is.
- Do you think that my boys
are gonna let me
wear flats anywhere?
Let's go.
No.
I put on the white boots
and get my ass out there
like the showgirl that I am.
This is Body Glove
from the '80s.
- Oh, it's a Body Glove.
- Wow.
- Sucks you in
in all the right places.
- At Baha Mar we have
our own private island.
It's called Long Cay.
It's about eight minutes
by boat.
- I've arranged to take these
girls to a private island
where we can go swimming,
have a massage...
- Here's our boat, ladies.
- Very nice.
- And own The Bahamas!
- So gorgeous!
- Oh, you girls look cute.
- I have been to
a private island
when I shot my "Playboy"
in The Bahamas.
My mom and dad
came on the trip.
I had just had Sami.
She was five months old.
And she would stay
with my mom and dad,
and I went
to the private island.
I would be shot naked,
and at the end of
the day I'd come back to
my parents
and my new baby daughter.
So this trip is very different.
- We got to do, like, the--
- Point those ----ing toes.
- Whoo!
- Oh, my God.
- This is a little paradise,
that's for sure.
- It's our very own
private island.
Shall I have a daiquiri
or a piña colada?
- I'm having so much fun.
You have no idea.
- It is my pleasure
to welcome you to Long Cay.
We have a wonderful day
planned for you,
so you can kindly follow me.
- This is so beautiful.
- Wow.
- Wow.
- Right this way.
- Ooh, this is
a sexy place to stay.
- Who wants a piña colada?
- Me.
- Oh, my God. This is amazing.
- I know.
- Nothing but the best,
nothing but first-class.
If you're gonna do it,
do it right.
♪ ♪
- I'm dying for the massage.
- So this is our spa in Bahamas.
- Thank you. This is so nice.
- It's so sweet up here.
- It's beautiful.
- Lisa and Denise are having
massages together.
- How romantic.
- [laughs]
- I mean, come on.
This is beautiful.
- Oh, wow.
This is pretty.
- Oh, my goodness.
- Kyle, I had them put
your towel down, my love.
- Thank you.
It's so hard to do it myself.
[laughs]
- I know.
- I'm going right in that water.
- There's our Jet Ski!
Bitch.
He turned around.
- [yelps]
Okay, I already fell in.
- Here we go.
- Here we go.
Oh, my God. Yes!
- Oh!
[all cheer]
- If you have
a 70-inch ponytail,
it's got
to be able to live, you know?
Swim, wind, rain, snow,
tornado, hurricane.
You can't be concerned
with your hair.
I love The Bahamas.
- Oh, I know.
- Yeah.
- Do you lead a stressful life,
Denise?
- I think compared to other
people, it's not stressful.
I just always have
a lot on my plate.
You have four restaurants?
- I do, yeah.
- That's a lot.
- Oh, absolutely.
It can be
really exhausting, you know?
- I bet.
♪ ♪
- Thank you.
- My arm ain't looking chubs?
- No, you're gorgeous!
- Ass out.
- Okay.
- Okay.
[camera shutter snaps]
[all cheering]
♪ ♪
- Can we get some
piña coladas over here?
- Is that a jellyfish?
- No, it's not.
- Shut up.
- [yelps]
- You guys--
- Nobody got bit by anything.
Stop ruining my vacation.
- Coming up...
- Erika, let's move on from it.
- Well, don't bring it up again
and we can move on.
- Okay.
- But I will defend myself down
to the ----ing bone.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- And your seven-year-old
was adopted.
Is she very close
to her sisters?
- Yeah.
- Oh, I love that.
- She's really been a blessing,
and it feels like I had her.
- Isn't that funny?
Because it was only
a couple of years ago
Max had a lot of questions.
Put in your name.
- What is it?
- What, you mean?
The name before I got you?
- Yeah, my last name.
- I'm not gonna tell you that.
- Why?
- 'Cause I don't want to.
Were you married
when you did it?
- No, I did it single.
After I filed for divorce,
I wasn't done having kids,
and so I decided
to adopt a child on my own.
And it was
a year and a half process
before I adopted Eloise.
- Does she have
a lot of friends?
- She does.
It's hard though, you know,
for her to have play dates,
'cause she can't really talk.
- Can she not talk?
- She can only say a few words.
She was diagnosed
with a chromosome disorder,
and that is
what's caused her delays.
- Wow. That must be
very rewarding for you,
but also challenging
I would imagine.
- Yeah, I mean, that's all
I know with her.
And, you know,
everyone's different.
- Wow, that's amazing.
- It wasn't that long that
I had lost my mom.
She's been gone 10 years.
And before my mom passed away,
I told her I wanted--
'cause I've always
wanted to adopt.
My mom was 53 years old
when she passed away
from kidney cancer.
She was the rock of our family,
and I just always had faith
that my mom would bring
the right,
you know,
son or daughter into my life.
- You know, I'm sorry it's
been so difficult for you,
but then again I see
how much joy you get, you know?
- Yeah, I'm so lucky
that she's my daughter.
- Yeah.
- Should we go down and
see what the girls are doing?
- It's very quiet.
It makes me nervous.
- Can we do a swim-up bar?
- Drinks are here, ladies.
- My lord!
[all cheering]
- Cheers, Erika!
- [cheers]
- Well, it's a sandy
swim-up bar, but I like it.
- Yeah.
- I want--this is beautiful.
- Look who's coming.
Ahoy.
- Denise!
- Hi!
- Hi.
- Come on.
- Come on.
- Whoo!
[scattered cheering]
- I'm fine, children.
Come on,
Mommy wants you to get out
and let me dry
you off for lunch. Come on.
[water squelching]
♪ ♪
- Okay, now I'm ready to eat.
- This is so nice.
- Well done, Dorit.
- I feel like
we're on our honeymoon.
- Ladies, we want to start
you off with a nice--
a fresh watermelon
and mango salad with cucumber,
and a citrus dressing.
- Thank you.
- Thank you so much.
- All right. Do enjoy.
- Thank you.
- Dorit, thank you
for having us.
- Thank you for coming.
- Dorit brought us here so that
whatever needs to be said,
we can work through that.
- Okay.
- Now, I don't know exactly
what that is,
but I think we should go around
the table and find out, like,
if there's stuff
that needs to be said.
Like, let's go right to it.
Well, let's face it.
There's some stuff
going on at this table
that's not being said.
Teddi and Kyle,
they're all bottled up inside.
Well, guess what? Guess who's
come to the table to play?
- I was having
such a good time.
[laughs]
- Exactly.
- It opens up conversation,
so it's--
- Or it opens up
another Pandora's box.
- Yeah, it can go--
it can go many ways.
- Well, Dorit and I
had a tough time last year.
I wasn't fond of what was said
at Kyle's dinner table.
- Camille, you're a stupid
(BLEEP)!
- I'm having such
a good time with you.
Thank you for inviting me,
and I feel
that I can move forward
and we can all move forward.
- Great.
I love that.
I know that Teddi and I
have had our differences,
but our children bonded,
and it taught us really that,
you know, our differences
are in the past.
And I'm glad we're in that
place, 'cause it feels better.
- Yeah, it feels a lot better.
- All right, who's next?
- We'll come back to me
the night before we leave, okay?
- What about you, Erika?
How are you?
- I'm having a great time.
I'm in a good place.
I feel good.
- Vanderpump?
- I'm just happy to be amongst
friends that supported me.
I do have one thing to say
if I'm really honest.
I don't want to bring it up
because it makes me emotional.
And you spoke to me about it,
is that...
Erika, when you sent me a
couple of lines
in your condolence note--
- What do you mean,
I spoke to you about it?
- I--we talked about it.
- You told me about it.
- I like Erika.
However, she sent me, like,
a few lines condolence.
- What do you mean, lines?
- You know, like, on a card.
I haven't really heard
from her, frankly.
I wish that you'd called me or--
or just--
- But I felt the best way to do
that was to write.
- It was a little distant,
and that's one thing
we've really tried to overcome.
- No, that's a very
personal note from me.
I'm very sorry
you feel that way...
- You know what I mean--
- But that comes from my heart.
If that didn't work for you,
I'm--you know--
I don't know what to say.
When Lisa Vanderpump's
brother passed away,
I didn't feel
comfortable calling,
so I did what I thought
was best from the heart.
I wrote a note.
I just wanted her to know,
"Hey, I'm thinking of you,"
and I've never known of
anyone to react this way.
"Your condolence note
wasn't good enough."
Are you ----ing kidding me?
I'm sorry if you didn't think
that was enough for you.
- Erika, I'm just saying
that's how I felt, you know?
- Yeah, okay.
♪ ♪
- To criticize someone
for sending a sympathy card?
It's one of the weirdest things
I've heard, but you know what?
Grief is a process that nobody
teaches you how to go through.
- Mmm, it's so good.
- Let's move on from it.
- Well, don't bring it up again
and we can move on.
- Okay.
- But I will defend myself
down to the ----ing bone.
[dramatic music]
Don't make me out
to be the bad guy.
♪ ♪
If you thought
that I was cold before,
Hell has frozen over, honey.
♪ ♪
- Coming up...
- This is the Bond girl moment,
Denise.
- Yes!
- Yes!
[all cheering]
- Go, girl!
[tense electronic music]
♪ ♪
- Let's move on from it.
- Don't make me out
to be the bad guy.
I would have loved to have
connected with you privately,
but here we are.
- Here we are.
♪ ♪
- I think it's brave of you
to come on this trip, Lisa.
- Yes.
- You seem very sad to me.
I would imagine you would want
your peace and your quiet.
- Yes.
- Well, thank you for that.
- Of course.
- Maybe you do get times
when you're needier
than others, you know?
The other ladies in the group
sent flowers,
and I want Erika to understand
that I had hope
we were closer than that,
that maybe she would have
called or we could have spoken.
- You'll always have us
to support you.
- Aw, Lis--
- Sh--don't.
Please don't go there.
- We love you.
- Lisa, we love you.
- We--we're always here
for you no matter what.
- Stop. Stop, stop.
I really do not want to--
I just want
to enjoy the moment. Stop.
- We're always there for you.
- I know that.
- Okay.
- We're just having a nice time.
The first time
you see somebody
after you've been through
something very sad,
it's often emotional.
I kind of wanted to get those
big moments out of the way,
'cause I knew
I would fall apart.
Erika, I love you,
and you did nothing wrong.
- Well, I know I didn't
do anything wrong.
- I'm not saying--
I'm saying--
Stop.
- [laughs]
You're hurting my knuckle!
- Well, thank you
for inviting me.
[laughter]
- Denise, I'm so glad you came.
- Me too!
- And I really hope
that you still
want to see us after this trip.
- No, I do.
It's been fun.
- I want my Bond girl
in the water right now.
all: Oh!
- Oh, this is the moment
Bond girl moment, Denise.
- Oh, babe, look, it looks
like the ----ing movie
right here, I swear to God.
- Yeah, do it.
- She wants you to come out
of the water and, like...
- Come on, I want you to--
- Jesus Christ.
Christmas Jones didn't
come out of the ocean.
- Come on, Denise.
- The Bond movie that I did,
my character,
I didn't actually
come out of the water.
I kind of wish I did, because
that would have been
a very sexy shot.
- Like Ursula and Halle Berry.
- Like Ursula.
Like Halle and Jinx.
I want Honey Ryder and Jinx
right now, Christmas.
- [cheers]
- Oh, yes.
- Ah!
- Yes!
- Yes!
[smooth upbeat music]
[all cheering]
- Go, girl!
- Yes!
- Whoo!
- Hot stuff!
- It's gorgeous!
- Gorgeous!
[all cheering]
- Aww.
- That was awesome.
You are incredible.
- I loved that.
- You were awesome.
- Good job!
Cha-cha-cha!
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Lisa?
- Yes?
- Are you ready, baby?
- Just trying to make myself
look a little bit better.
I just feel like a bit
of an idiot after today.
I feel I was so emotional.
- You are understandably
emotional.
♪ ♪
[knocking on door]
- Hello?
- Hi.
- Hi.
- Oh, you look so pretty.
- Thank you.
- I sweat bullets trying
to figure out
what I'm gonna wear
for these ladies, I swear.
God, those shoes.
Love the color.
- I'm trying to get it
to stay on there.
These are really long.
I've never seen someone
put a lash on like that.
What are you doing?
[laughing]
- Like a pimple.
- What are you doing?
Okay, hold on.
That's just to see how--
how do you feel about that?
Wait, let me see. Sit down.
I can fix this.
I can't.
- Sit down.
- I'm firing my glam squad!
She is subpar.
- How was the beach?
How did our look hold up?
- Really good.
- Yeah?
- My ----ing lashes stayed on.
- Esther Williams, honey.
- Honey, Esther Williams
had nothing on me today, hon.
- Yeah.
[knocking on door]
- I'll get up.
Oh, hi.
- Ooh!
- Oh, my God!
- You look cute.
- Shutting it down.
- Look at you.
- I love to come in here.
Thank you!
Oh, my God.
Look at these braids.
Living.
- They're fun.
- If she's not wearing it,
you're wearing it.
- Deal!
Oh, God, that's pretty.
- What'd you do? You got ready?
- I jumped in the bath.
My butler had a bubble bath
with rose petals.
- My butler didn't do that.
- How sweet is that?
I want that all the time.
Harry?
Harry, is my bubble bath ready?
[soft laugh]
Don't forget the rose petals.
- I don't quite understand what
happened at the table today.
- I don't either.
- This is what I wrote to her.
"Dear Lisa,
"Tom and I were saddened to hear
of your brother Mark's passing.
"Please know that our thoughts
and prayers are with you
"and your family
at this difficult time.
Sincerest condolences, Erika."
It is always important
to have an insurance policy
when you're dealing
with someone that's slippery.
- Erika, you didn't send me
a text.
I'm brokenhearted.
- I'm sorry about
Pink Dog, babe.
That's why I took
a picture of the note.
I knew it was gonna
be an issue.
- Bitch, you come with receipts.
- I'm married to
a ----ing lawyer, dude.
- Wow.
- It's a runway, right?
Like, walk the runway, ladies.
- Yes! Yes!
- You know what?
I need to kill it.
- Hello.
- Hello, ladies.
Welcome to Cleo.
Please.
- Beautiful.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
- Welcome to Cleo.
My name is Marsha.
Can I get you ladies started
with some cocktails?
- She and I are gonna have
Jasmine's margarita, please.
- May I have
Jasmine's margarita?
Can I have it spicy though
please?
- Of course.
- Thank you.
- I kind of want a club soda.
- No problem, lovely.
- And three lemons.
- Okay.
- Could we put in
a couple appetizers as well?
- Yes.
- Everything on our menu
is meant to be shared.
- Thank you.
- I have some roasted brussel
sprout here for you ladies.
- Beautiful.
- Spicy cigar with ebony.
- Thank you, darling.
I love our brussel sprout.
- What's your sister's name?
- Debbie.
- Debbie.
- You have a highly, like...
- Debbie, David, Dorit.
- Oh, Ds.
- The only one that has
an unusual name is me.
- I was named after
a football player.
I was supposed to be a boy.
I was named Kyle Rote,
a football player.
Where'd your name come from?
- Well, my name was supposed
to be Baby Doll.
- [gasps]
- Yeah.
- What?
- Your name was supposed
to be Baby Doll?
- Like, it was between
Baby Doll and Teddi Jo,
but my mom had me when my dad
was still on tour, and--
- She said I'm going
with Teddi Jo, yeah.
- Okay, I'm going to
the bathroom. I'll be back.
- I have to go, yeah.
- Oh, good.
Come on, ladies. Let's go.
- You're going
to the bathroom too?
- Right this way, beautiful.
- Do you have to the restroom?
Do you have to the restroom?
- I do.
- Oh, my God.
We're on, like, a schedule here.
- I'm feeling a little weird
about all the--
the side conversations
about the dog,
with Dorit not being privy to
it, and I feel weird about that.
- I don't want to know this.
- I resolved this.
- Well, I don't want
to know either, but I know.
- Yeah, we didn't either.
- Kyle, Teddi,
hold on a second.
I resolved this with her.
- Does she know that
we all know?
- Well, she knows that you've--
- So I'd just like to know
whom you've discussed it with
and what was said.
- Well, John Blizzard
spoke to Teddi.
- Oh, oh, look, a bunch
of people are coming back.
- Oh, what are
we talking about?
- [laughs]
- Hi, everybody!
- Well, I just felt anxious
about it today, because--
- I thought we resolved it.
We resolved it.
- I didn't feel truthful today
to Dorit.
- I don't want to go
to a bad place.
- It's nothing about you and I,
but I found out information.
For over a week
I never mentioned it.
And then when we went
into Vanderpump Dogs,
John pranced your dog out
and told me and Kyle.
- Coming up...
- I'm your friend, Lisa.
- I had no idea Teddi
would be gossiping.
- I never told a soul.
- Hold on a sec--
- But--no, no.
Let me finish.
- When we went
- When we went
into Vanderpump Dogs,
John pranced your dog out
and told me and Kyle.
- Hold on a second.
You're the only person
that speaks to John Blizzard.
- It was not my fault
that this is out there.
This situation
could have been resolved
between Lisa Vanderpump
and Dorit.
I should have
never known about it.
- Hi, how are you?
- But I was told
by John Blizzard
about Dorit's dog ending up
in the kennel shelter.
Him and I have a relationship.
He was telling me
whatever, the gossip,
but I would never
do anything to Dorit.
I'm starting to realize this is
a Lisa Vanderpump pattern here.
Make your friends look bad,
but keep your hands clean.
- Lisa, you should
have protected Dorit.
Period.
End of story.
- Oh, my God.
I have 400 employees.
I can't be responsible
for everything they do and say.
- Yeah, you can.
Vanderpump Dogs, baby.
- I actually can't.
- "Hi, do you recognize
this dog?
Does this dog look
familiar to you?"
- Suddenly everybody's
attacking me.
What have I done?
I had nothing to do with
any of this.
I tried to protect Dorit.
Oh, my God.
If Dorit had just handled
it properly,
there wouldn't
be this scenario.
- The only thing
we ever said was,
"Why didn't Dorit
feel comfortable to tell Lisa
that it was happening prior
to it happening," or whatever--
- I did tell Lisa.
- Afterwards,
but it doesn't matter.
- I talked to Lisa
the day after.
I gave it to what I believed
was a wonderful home,
because Lucy bit my children.
- I'm lost.
- Okay.
It's about a dog catcher, um...
- I don't even know what these
bitches are fighting about.
[laughs]
I cannot follow it at all.
- It's so unfair that I somehow
was villainized in this.
- They were just upset...
-And they went behind my back--
- Because somehow
the dog ended up in the shelter.
- Yeah, but that wasn't
Dorit's fault,
because Dorit told me
the story,
and I know that
her intent was good.
- Here I am thinking that she's
going to this beautiful home.
I get a phone call from Lisa
that Lucy ended up
in a shelter.
- She did not
give this dog away...
- 1,000%.
- Knowing that this dog was
gonna drive a wedge
in your relationship.
- I'm your friend, Lisa.
- I wanted to shut it down,
Dorit.
- Lisa, why aren't you
upset about this?
- Oh, come on.
- He's your employee!
This wouldn't get out there if
you didn't want it out there.
This is, like, bullsh--, going
to Teddi, bringing Kyle in.
This sounds like
a ----ing setup.
- I was--are you kidding me?
- I'm not kidding you.
I'm wondering
if Vanderpump's slipping,
because it's so ----ing obvious.
I think you set them up.
People call her manipulative
and a puppet master
and all that stuff.
- Well, you can believe that.
- I'm a little worried
about her.
She's ----ing slipping.
- You knew full well
how that would make me look.
And I'm your friend.
- I don't believe for a second
you were guilty
of giving the dog to anybody
but what you thought
was a great home.
I don't believe that.
However,
it all went wrong.
And you should have given
the dog back to me, I suppose.
- I agree.
[tense music]
- Dorit, Dorit.
Don't get upset.
Everyone knows
you're a good person.
You had no bad intentions.
You hear me?
- I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
You don't deserve this.
- Why is Dorit upset?
- You know why.
- Why?
- She's acting like she's
so confused why Dorit's upset.
- I would love to say
I'm shocked, but I'm not.
- Honey, listen to me.
You don't deserve it.
No one deserves this.
- She's my friend.
- I know, I know.
- [sniffs] She's my friend.
- I love Lisa, but that
doesn't mean I'm blind.
Well, we're your friends too.
Someone dropping a dog off
at a shelter would be
very upsetting to Lisa.
And I think she wanted
to punish her a little
while trying to look innocent,
because she wants to protect
her relationship
with Dorit at the same time.
- It's a betrayal.
- [sniffs] Oh, my God...
- Why didn't Dorit just
call you and say the dog's...
- But that's the point.
That's exactly what--
- Why doesn't Dorit,
like, trust you?
- Instead of trying
to find someone--
- She could just say,
"The dog's biting my kids.
I can't have the dog."
You would understand that.
- Exactly.
- This should never have
left anyone's mouth.
- Yes.
- Your employee should never
have said anything.
That, I--I agree with that.
- Yeah, yeah. You're right.
- That's bullsh--.
- I don't think--
I don't think John Blizzard
should have said anything.
- He needs--
absolutely ----ed up.
- I had no idea Teddi
would be gossiping.
- I never told a soul.
- No, I know. Hold on--
- No, no, no. Let me finish.
Don't turn this around on me.
- How did he tell you
when he told you?
- It doesn't matter
how he told me.
- Okay. All right.
- It's how he told us.
- Exactly. That is an agenda.
- It's not fair to me.
And I don't like
being made a scapegoat.
- I am not a liar.
These women
questioning my integrity?
I don't appreciate it at all.
They don't even know
what the (BLEEP)
they are talking about.
- I'm gonna call it
a night, guys.
Dorit, I am very sorry, babe.
- I mean, I give up.
What the hell am I doing here?
I'd rather have stayed home
and had a root canal.
[dramatic music]
Night, Teddi.
♪ ♪
- Next on "The Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills"...
- Are you ready?
[upbeat music]
- Go!
Yay, Lisa!
[all cheering, laughing]
- Let's see it.
That's really good.
[laughs]
- You gave direct instructions
to them to tell me.
- No.
- But I'm not gonna pretend
that everything's
100% hunky-dory
because I'm not a ----ing fake.
- I'm going. Bye, guys.
- Please, Lisa.
- So I went to Blizzard,
and I got him to print out
all of her texts
and all of his texts.
She's a ----ing liar.
- I can't believe this.
- To learn more
about the Housewives,
- Previously, on "The Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills,"
- My sister just came back
from The Bahamas.
- Oh, my God.
I love The Bahamas.
- We should do that.
- But you're not gonna
ask Teddi.
- Actually I was thinking
of asking Teddi.
- I think you should go,
definitely.
You grieve for a month,
and then
you carry on with life.
- All right. I'm gonna make
sure I start having fun again.
- I'm Erika. Nice to meet you.
- I'm a hugger, actually.
- Oh, I like that.
- What are you guys having?
- I have tequila.
- Well, sh--. Okay.
- We got this adorable
little puppy
from Vanderpump Dogs,
but she was not the right fit
for the family.
- The person that
she re-homed the dog to
ended up dropping it off
at a shelter.
- Was Lisa mad at you?
- Lisa, I would love for you
to stay with me.
- Stay with you?
- Yes.
- Why would you leave Dorit?
- She's got a terrible
snoring problem.
[upbeat music]
- In the game of life,
it's Rinna take all.
♪ ♪
- Most people talk
about their fantasies.
I'm living mine.
♪ ♪
- In business and in life,
I wear many hats...
and hairstyles.
- You can stab me
in the back,
but whilst you're there,
kiss my ass.
- I'm not afraid of hard work,
but I'll never do
your dirty work.
- My problem
with the tabloids?
My real life
is so much juicier.
- In Beverly Hills,
the truth always has a way
of rising to the top.
♪ ♪
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Whoo-hoo!
- Cheers.
- Thank you.
- Cheers.
- This will be fun, yes.
- This will.
- Welcome to the group.
- Thank you.
- You better fasten
your seat belt.
- Bahamas, baby.
- Yeah!
- Bahamas!
- Whoo!
- Whoo-hoo!
- Whoo-hoo!
- Here we come.
- Oh, thank you.
- Yeah, I need
to look cute, landing.
♪ ♪
- Oh, this is nice.
- Wow, this is so beautiful.
♪ ♪
- Oh, it's rollicking.
- Ah! [laughs]
- It's a little bouncy.
- My bra can't handle this.
- I know.
- Let me hold onto them.
- I would say that
that's it on the left.
- Yeah.
- Wow.
- Everybody has
ocean view and balconies.
- See that top floor?
That's where Dorit
and I are staying.
Yours is the little cupboard
on the left.
- I'm in the little cupboard.
- What about drinks
on my terrace this evening?
- Great.
- Perfect.
- Dorit, wouldn't that be
our terrace?
- Look, Denise, I see our room.
- Oh!
- It's all okay.
I'm off the hook.
[laughter]
[upbeat music]
- Wow.
- Hello.
- How are you?
- Welcome to Baha Mar.
Let's go in and have some fun.
- Yes!
- Get you settled in.
- The resort is very pretty,
and it's very bohemian,
but in a very grand way.
We like grand.
- We're gonna
introduce you to your butlers.
- Oh, we have a butler?
- Yes, you do, girls!
- Elvis, one of our--
our--our best butlers--
- Hello, Elvis.
I have a butler named Elvis?
Well, that's great.
Maybe he can "Love Me Tender."
- Where's my butler?
- Bye.
♪ ♪
- Follow me please.
- Oh, a suite.
- Welcome to
The Chairman's Suite.
- That's nice.
- The master.
This way or this way?
- This way.
[laughter]
- [squeals]
- You're so childish, Dorit.
Oh, it's lovely.
Thank you.
- There's like 5,000 bedrooms.
- Where are you?
- Oh, don't worry
where I am, baby.
- [laughs]
- I'm in the master bedroom!
- Let me have a look
at yours though.
Oh, nice.
This is where I should be.
- It's so nice.
[knocking on door]
both: Hi.
- I'm just checking on you.
- Thank you.
- If you need me?
I'm right there
- Okay, thank you.
- You're welcome.
- Oh, it's perfect.
I don't like it any bigger.
I like it just like this.
- Welcome.
- Thank you.
all: Hey!
[laughter]
- I'm sorry,
my friend's new here.
Every woman on this ----ing
group can afford a glam squad.
You're just too cheap
not to do it.
- Hi. Welcome to Bahamas.
- Hi, I'm so excited.
- How are you?
- Oh, my God.
My hair is hung up on a rack?
- Honey.
- Hi, baby. How was your flight?
- It was good.
- The OG glam squad...
- I love you. [kisses]
- Is back at it.
- Welcome to your
fabulous suite.
- Oh.
- Oh, wow.
- Hey, we can play pool.
- Cute.
This is so romantic.
- Hi, sir. Thank you.
The fashion has arrived.
- Thank you.
Could you put it
in the biggest room,
down at the end of the hall?
- No.
- I've got to unpack
some of this stuff.
- Oh, they both have a bath.
I love baths.
- Oh, nice.
- Should we get into the--
[laughter]
Nothing to see here, folks.
♪ ♪
- Okay, let's go check it out.
- Oh, it's so warm.
- Oh, Elvis.
- Elvis!
- The best view
in the Caribbean.
- Oh!
- Elvis,
who stayed here before us?
- Only the chairman
and Dorit Kemsley.
- Yes.
- Oh, my God.
Get over yourself.
- Just tell me, are you happy
to be very good friends
with me?
- Right now,
I'm reaping the benefits, yes,
but I don't know how long
this will go on.
- [gasps]
I know Lisa's
been through a lot,
and I want her to be able to
find some serenity, some peace.
You're very negative on this
very positive trip, Lisa.
- No, I'm not.
- I don't know what's
going on with her,
but maybe Lisa is still
holding a grudge
for the dog ending up
in a shelter.
Lisa, I spoke to you
the day after.
- You said a woman that had
come to the house wanted her.
- It was a mistake that could
have been made by anybody.
- Yeah, but
it shouldn't be made.
- I thought we well
moved past that,
but maybe she's still
harboring some resentment.
- I'm grateful too, darling.
- Aw.
- I'm grateful that we're here,
and we have a few days
of brief respite.
- Yes.
[upbeat music]
[knocking on door]
- Hello?
- Hello.
Come in.
- Oh, we have the same room.
- Oh, good.
And drinks is at 10:00?
Is it casual?
- Well, with these girls,
I would say
everything's dressier.
I mean, you can wear
anything though, you know?
- Okay. I'll have
to see what I brought.
- Yeah, see what you brought.
- 'Cause I packed at
3:00 in the morning.
- It sounds like there's
probably so many stores.
If you needed anything,
you just go buy it.
- [laughs] I know.
[knocking on door]
- Who is it? Room service?
Ooh, hi.
Yeah, that's perfect.
♪ ♪
- Ooh, that looks good.
- This is your lobster salad.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
- Thank you very much.
- You enjoy.
- We got to eat or we're not
gonna make it through the night.
- We're going to Dorit's room?
- Dorit's room.
- How was Dorit with you?
- Totally fine, nice.
Jagger and Cruz connecting
was a huge thing.
- Why don't you invite Jagger
to your birthday?
- We could take a page.
We could learn something
from our kids.
- We'll, just--we'll, just
follow along with these two.
- Like, we have fun
and we laugh,
but when we disagree
on something--
- It's not good. Some people
don't see their mistakes.
- Yeah.
I think most of us know
when we're wrong.
- Yeah.
I was wrong once.
That was the worst day.
[both laugh]
♪ ♪
[cork pops]
- Ah...
- The sound,
it's music to my ears.
Elvis, I have a feeling
you're gonna
take very good care of us.
- Well, [soft chuckle].
I sure will take care of you.
- I'm easy, Elvis,
don't worry about me.
- Lisa Vanderpump easy?
- [chuckles]
- That is the funniest thing
I've ever heard.
- Excuse me, I'm the
hardest-working woman you know.
- You know, when you go through
what you've gone through
in the last few months,
I really wanted you to come,
and I'm proud of you.
I feel like this is a good
opportunity for us to connect
and be together, and
we can just enjoy ourselves.
I know the death
of Lisa's brother
has taken a profound toll.
I hope that she feels
comfortable enough
to lean on me,
because I want
to be there for her.
- It's been
an exhausting few months.
You know?
- I know.
- So I probably need just
to be here and unwind.
- I think so, and
maybe it'll be
the best thing for you.
- Remember the whole
room situation?
- I do think Dorit's
feelings were a little hurt.
- [laughs]
I could tell by her tone,
she was over the jabs as well.
- Mm-hmm.
Maybe there's still a little
something was going on there.
I love Lisa.
I think that
she's been through a lot.
I think she's completely
exhausted, and I feel for her.
- I can't imagine
that Lisa's over it.
- The dog?
- Yeah.
- I have no idea.
- Well, I hope that they can
just have a real conversation
about it.
Because the jabbing?
Somebody's gonna explode.
- Coming up...
- Are you still mad at her?
- At who?
- Hm.
- There's not a problem at all.
- Cheers to keeping secrets.
Wow.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- This is a 70-inch ponytail.
- That's what I need.
[laughter]
I want 70 inches or more.
♪ ♪
- Thank you, my darlings.
I'm so glad you guys are here.
- Hello.
- Hello, you gorgeous girls.
- You look stunning.
- Oh, a goddess.
- And I did it myself.
- Yeah, but I like having
my girls with me.
- I know you do.
- They're my friends.
- Can you hurry up?
You look a little bit
like Schnooky right now.
- Do I?
- I'm sorry.
- [laughs]
- Yes, Schnooky is handsome,
but I don't need to be
compared to your dog.
Thank you very much.
- Well, at least your
allergic reaction's gone now.
- When I started to break out
in hives, my face and my body,
I started to panic
a little bit.
- I just gave you Benadryl.
- I know.
- I thought it might
make you go to sleep.
- [laughs]
[knocking on door]
I guess I'll get that.
Can you hurry up please?
- I'm glow-y. I'm glam-y.
I'm going to get changed.
[playful knocking on door]
- Ooh, come in.
- Hello.
- Madam's not quite ready.
She'll be down in a minute.
- Oh, my.
Wow.
- It's a little lonely
out here I'm my own though.
[thud]
[both laugh]
- Everyone's gotta be
careful of that.
- You know what?
I was gonna remind everybody
about that, but...
- But not me, yeah.
- Would you like a drink?
- Whoa, look at the bar
you got here.
[knocking on door]
- Hold on a second.
I'll get that.
- Careful of that step!
- Ooh.
- Hi there, beautiful.
This is--holy sh--.
- I know, right?
Isn't this gorgeous?
- Hi.
- Hey, leopard.
- Ooh, lordy.
- So pretty.
- Jeez, it's tigers!
- It's like Rapunzel.
- She's 70 inches.
- Wait, let me see her.
If only we could find
a man 70 inches.
- Wow.
[playful knocking on door]
- I'll get it!
- I've got it.
- I got it.
- Oh, Rinna, I got it.
- Hi. Hello!
- Hello!
- Come on in, ladies!
- You look cute. I love that.
- This is amazing.
- Wow.
- Look at you guys.
Everybody looks great!
- What took you all so long
to get here?
How are you?
Oh, you look cute. I love it.
[knocking on door]
- Where's Denise?
- All of a sudden,
I come down in hives.
[knocking on door]
- Well, not hives.
You just had a flush.
[heavy knocking on door]
- Denise is at the door.
- I'll get it.
[heavy knocking on door]
Coming.
Hello, sweet pea.
- Hi, you look so cute.
- Thank you, my love.
- There she is.
- Oh, God.
- [sighs]
- Oh, you guys look so pretty.
- Oh, my God.
Those shorts are so cute.
- Thank you.
- Mwuah.
- Walking into someone's
hotel room for drinks,
I was just not expecting
everyone to be so ----ing fancy.
Tequila with nothing else.
Sorry.
Out of the bottle. [laughs]
I packed the wrong sh--.
I learned that quickly.
- Yay.
- Yay!
- Oh, sushi.
- Sushi.
- Oh, I'm good.
Thank you.
- The ocean's that way?
- That way.
- That way?
I need to look over here.
- Mind the pool.
- Is it a fountain or a pool?
- So what is the plan, Dorit?
What is our schedule tomorrow?
- The private island is booked.
- How fun.
- So we can lay on the beach.
We can have a massage
on the beach.
We'll have lunch there.
- You okay?
- Yeah.
- You been good?
- Yeah, everything's fine.
- You having fun so far?
- I feel a bit strange,
suddenly coming away.
- Right.
- It's kind of been
a very, very strange year,
so maybe it makes
you kind of appreciate
what you have even more,
if you know what I mean...
- Yeah.
- Because you can see
how quickly you can lose it.
- Everyone deals with things
the way they know how to,
and Lisa's having just a lot
of ups and downs right now.
- It's probably good...
- I think it's good for you.
- To decompress just
for a few days.
- The fact that she's
been more emotional, like,
one day sad,
one day very happy,
it's not really
the Lisa that I know.
- I don't want to lecture you
about your whole sister dynamic.
All I know now
is I fought with my brother,
I argued with him, but now
when you look back, Kyle,
I won't remember one thing
we were arguing about.
- Well, I don't--I don't want
o have any issues.
You know, nobody wants...
- I know, but
it goes by like that.
- My relationship with my
sisters has been so strained.
- When was the last time
you spoke?
- Six months ago.
- Wow.
- Yeah.
Right now,
Kim and I are talking,
but my relationship
with my sister Kathy
is still not in a great place.
- I know you want to solve it.
- I love my family,
what can I say?
I think it's an important
reminder that
we have to celebrate life
and family and friends
whenever we have the chance.
- One day they're just gone, and
you will stand there like I did,
and you'll think,
"What was that all about?"
- So the video
for "Jack and Diane,"
is that your parents--
- That's my mom and dad, yeah.
- She was, like, really tiny
and had, like,
big, curly hair, and--
- That's sweet.
- Yeah, that was them.
- Teddi is what I would want
my daughters to be like,
because she grew up
with a famous father.
Your head is
screwed on straight.
- We were embarrassed by it.
- Really?
- I remember saying
in the fourth grade,
"Aren't you here to watch me
in the volleyball game?"
Like, why are you all
staring at...
- It's got to be really weird.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- It must be hard.
- I remember saying,
"Oh, I'm adopted."
[laughter]
- "I'm adopted.
I don't know those people."
- I embarrass my kids.
You can't date until
you're 16 years old.
- You guys are
so freaking strict.
- I know.
- Oh, my God.
I parked and I walked into her
school.
And you know, there's no cell
service.
She's like,
"What are you doing?"
Like, I was laughing so hard.
- And why are they embarrassed
at their parents?
- For us, I do know,
but for you, I don't.
[laughter]
- Are we being rude to them?
- Okay, come on.
- Oh, who cares?
[both laugh]
Oh, (BLEEP) off. Anyway--
- Here comes Rinna.
- Hi.
- It's time to go back.
[both laughing]
- What's new, ladies?
- Just talking about life,
our challenges.
- No, we really were--
- Oh, brother.
- It's just I know what
she's been going through, and
just that kind of life stuff.
- Yeah.
- And that's why we drink.
- "And that's why we drink."
[laughs]
- Oh, yes.
Elvis, I love you.
- Delightful.
- Thank you, Elvis.
- Elvis is cute.
- Elvis is gonna bring his cat
to my room.
Do you have dogs?
- No, I got a cat.
- Can you bring him in?
- I can bring him.
- It'll be our little secret.
- Maybe he already did
and that's why
Dorit's having
an allergic reaction.
Is she allergic to cats?
- I don't know.
Should we find out?
No, she's--
- Maybe she's allergic to dogs.
[soft dramatic music]
- It got very quiet.
What is that about?
What happened?
- Well, I don't know.
Is it a secret?
Is that a secret?
- I refuse to talk
about it now.
- Oh, your hair's, like, a foot.
- Two--two or three feet long.
- Hmm.
I have no idea
what has made these girls
just stop talking, like,
dead in their tracks. Boom.
- Are you still mad at her?
- At who?
- I--I mean, I actually don't--
you know, fault her--
- Who? Fault who?
- Let's not bring that up now.
- Dorit.
- Is there
a problem between you?
I don't see anything.
- No, there's not a problem.
There's not a problem at all.
- Oh.
- I don't want to
talk about this.
There are no winners.
If anybody's gonna bring it up,
it's just because they want
to stir up sh--, dog sh--.
No, Rinn, it's fine.
This was a while ago,
but it's solved.
- Oh.
- I know there was
no mal-intent.
She was just being Dorit.
Cheers.
- Cheers to keeping secrets.
Wow.
- Coming up...
- And Lisa's mad at Dorit
about it,
but she doesn't want
to rock the boat with her.
- She just set you all up.
[upbeat hip-hop music]
♪ ♪
[line trilling]
- Hey, baby.
- Hey, honey. How are you?
- I'm good.
- We're getting ready
to go on a boat.
- Sounds like
you're having fun.
Wish I was there.
- I know.
I wish you were here too.
I feel comfortable on this trip
'cause I know the girls
are safe with Aaron there.
I know everyone will get
to school on time,
that everyone will be fed.
Thanks for taking
the girls last night.
- We had fun.
- Oh, good. Thank you.
- Of course.
- All right, honey.
I'll talk to you
in a little while.
- All right, baby.
- All righty.
- All right, bye.
- Bye
- Thank you so much.
- How are you?
- I'm good. How are you?
- I'm good.
- Hello.
- I could not do the workout.
I'm sorry.
- I know. That's okay.
- I'm gonna have
to sit on the floor.
This is way too much food.
Thank you.
- You're welcome.
- I didn't sleep that great.
I was talking to both
the Lisas last night.
And Dorit's dog came up,
and Lisa was like, "I don't
want to talk about it."
And then Lisa Rinna was like,
"What dog? What dog?"
And then Lisa wouldn't
let me tell her.
[knocking on door]
- Hello?
- Come in.
Sorry, we started.
- Hi.
- Look how cute you look.
That is really--
- Isn't it cute?
Oh, I had a nice night's sleep,
thank God!
- I'm jealous.
- I like that we're
on the floor.
- I like your whole outfit.
- Oh, guys.
I mean, hello.
That's so nice of you.
- It's really adorable.
Is there a bathing suit
under there?
- Not yet, no.
- Not yet.
- I'm gonna change.
- I was filling her in
our conversation last night.
- Okay, would somebody just
tell me what's going on?
- Okay. I was told something
about Dorit and her dog
by somebody that works for Lisa
Vanderpump about two weeks ago.
- Okay.
- I never said anything
until we get invited by Lisa
to go to Vanderpump Dogs.
- And they're like,
"Do you recognize this dog?"
Dorit gave it to someone,
I guess,
and then that person
took it to the shelter.
- So she gave the dog away.
- And then it ended up
Vanderpump Dogs.
- Why did they do that
to you guys?
- Well, they wanted us to know.
- Why?
You have to see, like, what
part you're playing in this,
'cause you've had some stuff
with Dorit and so have you,
and they gave you
that piece of information
because she doesn't want
to take responsibility for it.
[pensive music]
♪ ♪
She's doling it out
so I can go,
"Oh, dear.
I don't know what happened.
I don't want to talk about it.
I don't want to talk about it."
- It's not her fault.
I don't want to talk about it.
- She just set you all up.
The whole thing was set up
to make Dorit look bad.
All Lisa Vanderpump
wants to do
is punish Dorit about the dog.
She can't do it,
so she had those boys do it.
She doesn't want
to get her hands dirty.
- I feel bad for Dorit.
- It is like Vanderpump 101,
and I know
what she's gonna say.
"Oh, darling,
I didn't do anything.
"It's not my fault.
"It's never my fault.
I'm a victim."
I mean, come on.
If she had just gone to Dorit
and said,
"Why'd you give the dog back?
I'm mad."
- "I'm not over this. I'm mad."
- Now it's messy.
Now everybody's involved.
It's like ----ing
high school sh--.
- She thinks that we're
all gonna punish her for it.
- But the point is now
it's awkward.
My relationship
with Lisa Vanderpump is good.
- Let's go down here.
- We have a lot
of common interests.
- Teddi Bear.
- But nobody likes
to be set up.
Nobody likes to feel lied to
or part of a scheme.
It doesn't make sense.
- Lisa's mad at Dorit about it,
but she doesn't want to
rock the boat with her.
- She wants to be mad
at me though?
- [laughs]
- Yep.
Where does it all begin?
Where does it all start from?
- It was Lucy Goosey in the
library with the candlestick.
[laughter]
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Are you ready?
- I'm ready, honey.
- That's cute.
- Thank you.
- Come on then.
- It's sad to say goodbye
to the room for now, Lisa.
- I'm wearing these boss-ass
earrings.
The other ones
were taking my makeup off.
- It's cute.
When you jump in the water,
just throw them in your bag.
- Ooh, do I need money? No.
These hos are gonna pay
for everything.
What a concept.
♪ ♪
- There she is.
- Do you think that my boys
are gonna let me
wear flats anywhere?
Let's go.
No.
I put on the white boots
and get my ass out there
like the showgirl that I am.
This is Body Glove
from the '80s.
- Oh, it's a Body Glove.
- Wow.
- Sucks you in
in all the right places.
- At Baha Mar we have
our own private island.
It's called Long Cay.
It's about eight minutes
by boat.
- I've arranged to take these
girls to a private island
where we can go swimming,
have a massage...
- Here's our boat, ladies.
- Very nice.
- And own The Bahamas!
- So gorgeous!
- Oh, you girls look cute.
- I have been to
a private island
when I shot my "Playboy"
in The Bahamas.
My mom and dad
came on the trip.
I had just had Sami.
She was five months old.
And she would stay
with my mom and dad,
and I went
to the private island.
I would be shot naked,
and at the end of
the day I'd come back to
my parents
and my new baby daughter.
So this trip is very different.
- We got to do, like, the--
- Point those ----ing toes.
- Whoo!
- Oh, my God.
- This is a little paradise,
that's for sure.
- It's our very own
private island.
Shall I have a daiquiri
or a piña colada?
- I'm having so much fun.
You have no idea.
- It is my pleasure
to welcome you to Long Cay.
We have a wonderful day
planned for you,
so you can kindly follow me.
- This is so beautiful.
- Wow.
- Wow.
- Right this way.
- Ooh, this is
a sexy place to stay.
- Who wants a piña colada?
- Me.
- Oh, my God. This is amazing.
- I know.
- Nothing but the best,
nothing but first-class.
If you're gonna do it,
do it right.
♪ ♪
- I'm dying for the massage.
- So this is our spa in Bahamas.
- Thank you. This is so nice.
- It's so sweet up here.
- It's beautiful.
- Lisa and Denise are having
massages together.
- How romantic.
- [laughs]
- I mean, come on.
This is beautiful.
- Oh, wow.
This is pretty.
- Oh, my goodness.
- Kyle, I had them put
your towel down, my love.
- Thank you.
It's so hard to do it myself.
[laughs]
- I know.
- I'm going right in that water.
- There's our Jet Ski!
Bitch.
He turned around.
- [yelps]
Okay, I already fell in.
- Here we go.
- Here we go.
Oh, my God. Yes!
- Oh!
[all cheer]
- If you have
a 70-inch ponytail,
it's got
to be able to live, you know?
Swim, wind, rain, snow,
tornado, hurricane.
You can't be concerned
with your hair.
I love The Bahamas.
- Oh, I know.
- Yeah.
- Do you lead a stressful life,
Denise?
- I think compared to other
people, it's not stressful.
I just always have
a lot on my plate.
You have four restaurants?
- I do, yeah.
- That's a lot.
- Oh, absolutely.
It can be
really exhausting, you know?
- I bet.
♪ ♪
- Thank you.
- My arm ain't looking chubs?
- No, you're gorgeous!
- Ass out.
- Okay.
- Okay.
[camera shutter snaps]
[all cheering]
♪ ♪
- Can we get some
piña coladas over here?
- Is that a jellyfish?
- No, it's not.
- Shut up.
- [yelps]
- You guys--
- Nobody got bit by anything.
Stop ruining my vacation.
- Coming up...
- Erika, let's move on from it.
- Well, don't bring it up again
and we can move on.
- Okay.
- But I will defend myself down
to the ----ing bone.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- And your seven-year-old
was adopted.
Is she very close
to her sisters?
- Yeah.
- Oh, I love that.
- She's really been a blessing,
and it feels like I had her.
- Isn't that funny?
Because it was only
a couple of years ago
Max had a lot of questions.
Put in your name.
- What is it?
- What, you mean?
The name before I got you?
- Yeah, my last name.
- I'm not gonna tell you that.
- Why?
- 'Cause I don't want to.
Were you married
when you did it?
- No, I did it single.
After I filed for divorce,
I wasn't done having kids,
and so I decided
to adopt a child on my own.
And it was
a year and a half process
before I adopted Eloise.
- Does she have
a lot of friends?
- She does.
It's hard though, you know,
for her to have play dates,
'cause she can't really talk.
- Can she not talk?
- She can only say a few words.
She was diagnosed
with a chromosome disorder,
and that is
what's caused her delays.
- Wow. That must be
very rewarding for you,
but also challenging
I would imagine.
- Yeah, I mean, that's all
I know with her.
And, you know,
everyone's different.
- Wow, that's amazing.
- It wasn't that long that
I had lost my mom.
She's been gone 10 years.
And before my mom passed away,
I told her I wanted--
'cause I've always
wanted to adopt.
My mom was 53 years old
when she passed away
from kidney cancer.
She was the rock of our family,
and I just always had faith
that my mom would bring
the right,
you know,
son or daughter into my life.
- You know, I'm sorry it's
been so difficult for you,
but then again I see
how much joy you get, you know?
- Yeah, I'm so lucky
that she's my daughter.
- Yeah.
- Should we go down and
see what the girls are doing?
- It's very quiet.
It makes me nervous.
- Can we do a swim-up bar?
- Drinks are here, ladies.
- My lord!
[all cheering]
- Cheers, Erika!
- [cheers]
- Well, it's a sandy
swim-up bar, but I like it.
- Yeah.
- I want--this is beautiful.
- Look who's coming.
Ahoy.
- Denise!
- Hi!
- Hi.
- Come on.
- Come on.
- Whoo!
[scattered cheering]
- I'm fine, children.
Come on,
Mommy wants you to get out
and let me dry
you off for lunch. Come on.
[water squelching]
♪ ♪
- Okay, now I'm ready to eat.
- This is so nice.
- Well done, Dorit.
- I feel like
we're on our honeymoon.
- Ladies, we want to start
you off with a nice--
a fresh watermelon
and mango salad with cucumber,
and a citrus dressing.
- Thank you.
- Thank you so much.
- All right. Do enjoy.
- Thank you.
- Dorit, thank you
for having us.
- Thank you for coming.
- Dorit brought us here so that
whatever needs to be said,
we can work through that.
- Okay.
- Now, I don't know exactly
what that is,
but I think we should go around
the table and find out, like,
if there's stuff
that needs to be said.
Like, let's go right to it.
Well, let's face it.
There's some stuff
going on at this table
that's not being said.
Teddi and Kyle,
they're all bottled up inside.
Well, guess what? Guess who's
come to the table to play?
- I was having
such a good time.
[laughs]
- Exactly.
- It opens up conversation,
so it's--
- Or it opens up
another Pandora's box.
- Yeah, it can go--
it can go many ways.
- Well, Dorit and I
had a tough time last year.
I wasn't fond of what was said
at Kyle's dinner table.
- Camille, you're a stupid
(BLEEP)!
- I'm having such
a good time with you.
Thank you for inviting me,
and I feel
that I can move forward
and we can all move forward.
- Great.
I love that.
I know that Teddi and I
have had our differences,
but our children bonded,
and it taught us really that,
you know, our differences
are in the past.
And I'm glad we're in that
place, 'cause it feels better.
- Yeah, it feels a lot better.
- All right, who's next?
- We'll come back to me
the night before we leave, okay?
- What about you, Erika?
How are you?
- I'm having a great time.
I'm in a good place.
I feel good.
- Vanderpump?
- I'm just happy to be amongst
friends that supported me.
I do have one thing to say
if I'm really honest.
I don't want to bring it up
because it makes me emotional.
And you spoke to me about it,
is that...
Erika, when you sent me a
couple of lines
in your condolence note--
- What do you mean,
I spoke to you about it?
- I--we talked about it.
- You told me about it.
- I like Erika.
However, she sent me, like,
a few lines condolence.
- What do you mean, lines?
- You know, like, on a card.
I haven't really heard
from her, frankly.
I wish that you'd called me or--
or just--
- But I felt the best way to do
that was to write.
- It was a little distant,
and that's one thing
we've really tried to overcome.
- No, that's a very
personal note from me.
I'm very sorry
you feel that way...
- You know what I mean--
- But that comes from my heart.
If that didn't work for you,
I'm--you know--
I don't know what to say.
When Lisa Vanderpump's
brother passed away,
I didn't feel
comfortable calling,
so I did what I thought
was best from the heart.
I wrote a note.
I just wanted her to know,
"Hey, I'm thinking of you,"
and I've never known of
anyone to react this way.
"Your condolence note
wasn't good enough."
Are you ----ing kidding me?
I'm sorry if you didn't think
that was enough for you.
- Erika, I'm just saying
that's how I felt, you know?
- Yeah, okay.
♪ ♪
- To criticize someone
for sending a sympathy card?
It's one of the weirdest things
I've heard, but you know what?
Grief is a process that nobody
teaches you how to go through.
- Mmm, it's so good.
- Let's move on from it.
- Well, don't bring it up again
and we can move on.
- Okay.
- But I will defend myself
down to the ----ing bone.
[dramatic music]
Don't make me out
to be the bad guy.
♪ ♪
If you thought
that I was cold before,
Hell has frozen over, honey.
♪ ♪
- Coming up...
- This is the Bond girl moment,
Denise.
- Yes!
- Yes!
[all cheering]
- Go, girl!
[tense electronic music]
♪ ♪
- Let's move on from it.
- Don't make me out
to be the bad guy.
I would have loved to have
connected with you privately,
but here we are.
- Here we are.
♪ ♪
- I think it's brave of you
to come on this trip, Lisa.
- Yes.
- You seem very sad to me.
I would imagine you would want
your peace and your quiet.
- Yes.
- Well, thank you for that.
- Of course.
- Maybe you do get times
when you're needier
than others, you know?
The other ladies in the group
sent flowers,
and I want Erika to understand
that I had hope
we were closer than that,
that maybe she would have
called or we could have spoken.
- You'll always have us
to support you.
- Aw, Lis--
- Sh--don't.
Please don't go there.
- We love you.
- Lisa, we love you.
- We--we're always here
for you no matter what.
- Stop. Stop, stop.
I really do not want to--
I just want
to enjoy the moment. Stop.
- We're always there for you.
- I know that.
- Okay.
- We're just having a nice time.
The first time
you see somebody
after you've been through
something very sad,
it's often emotional.
I kind of wanted to get those
big moments out of the way,
'cause I knew
I would fall apart.
Erika, I love you,
and you did nothing wrong.
- Well, I know I didn't
do anything wrong.
- I'm not saying--
I'm saying--
Stop.
- [laughs]
You're hurting my knuckle!
- Well, thank you
for inviting me.
[laughter]
- Denise, I'm so glad you came.
- Me too!
- And I really hope
that you still
want to see us after this trip.
- No, I do.
It's been fun.
- I want my Bond girl
in the water right now.
all: Oh!
- Oh, this is the moment
Bond girl moment, Denise.
- Oh, babe, look, it looks
like the ----ing movie
right here, I swear to God.
- Yeah, do it.
- She wants you to come out
of the water and, like...
- Come on, I want you to--
- Jesus Christ.
Christmas Jones didn't
come out of the ocean.
- Come on, Denise.
- The Bond movie that I did,
my character,
I didn't actually
come out of the water.
I kind of wish I did, because
that would have been
a very sexy shot.
- Like Ursula and Halle Berry.
- Like Ursula.
Like Halle and Jinx.
I want Honey Ryder and Jinx
right now, Christmas.
- [cheers]
- Oh, yes.
- Ah!
- Yes!
- Yes!
[smooth upbeat music]
[all cheering]
- Go, girl!
- Yes!
- Whoo!
- Hot stuff!
- It's gorgeous!
- Gorgeous!
[all cheering]
- Aww.
- That was awesome.
You are incredible.
- I loved that.
- You were awesome.
- Good job!
Cha-cha-cha!
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Lisa?
- Yes?
- Are you ready, baby?
- Just trying to make myself
look a little bit better.
I just feel like a bit
of an idiot after today.
I feel I was so emotional.
- You are understandably
emotional.
♪ ♪
[knocking on door]
- Hello?
- Hi.
- Hi.
- Oh, you look so pretty.
- Thank you.
- I sweat bullets trying
to figure out
what I'm gonna wear
for these ladies, I swear.
God, those shoes.
Love the color.
- I'm trying to get it
to stay on there.
These are really long.
I've never seen someone
put a lash on like that.
What are you doing?
[laughing]
- Like a pimple.
- What are you doing?
Okay, hold on.
That's just to see how--
how do you feel about that?
Wait, let me see. Sit down.
I can fix this.
I can't.
- Sit down.
- I'm firing my glam squad!
She is subpar.
- How was the beach?
How did our look hold up?
- Really good.
- Yeah?
- My ----ing lashes stayed on.
- Esther Williams, honey.
- Honey, Esther Williams
had nothing on me today, hon.
- Yeah.
[knocking on door]
- I'll get up.
Oh, hi.
- Ooh!
- Oh, my God!
- You look cute.
- Shutting it down.
- Look at you.
- I love to come in here.
Thank you!
Oh, my God.
Look at these braids.
Living.
- They're fun.
- If she's not wearing it,
you're wearing it.
- Deal!
Oh, God, that's pretty.
- What'd you do? You got ready?
- I jumped in the bath.
My butler had a bubble bath
with rose petals.
- My butler didn't do that.
- How sweet is that?
I want that all the time.
Harry?
Harry, is my bubble bath ready?
[soft laugh]
Don't forget the rose petals.
- I don't quite understand what
happened at the table today.
- I don't either.
- This is what I wrote to her.
"Dear Lisa,
"Tom and I were saddened to hear
of your brother Mark's passing.
"Please know that our thoughts
and prayers are with you
"and your family
at this difficult time.
Sincerest condolences, Erika."
It is always important
to have an insurance policy
when you're dealing
with someone that's slippery.
- Erika, you didn't send me
a text.
I'm brokenhearted.
- I'm sorry about
Pink Dog, babe.
That's why I took
a picture of the note.
I knew it was gonna
be an issue.
- Bitch, you come with receipts.
- I'm married to
a ----ing lawyer, dude.
- Wow.
- It's a runway, right?
Like, walk the runway, ladies.
- Yes! Yes!
- You know what?
I need to kill it.
- Hello.
- Hello, ladies.
Welcome to Cleo.
Please.
- Beautiful.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
- Welcome to Cleo.
My name is Marsha.
Can I get you ladies started
with some cocktails?
- She and I are gonna have
Jasmine's margarita, please.
- May I have
Jasmine's margarita?
Can I have it spicy though
please?
- Of course.
- Thank you.
- I kind of want a club soda.
- No problem, lovely.
- And three lemons.
- Okay.
- Could we put in
a couple appetizers as well?
- Yes.
- Everything on our menu
is meant to be shared.
- Thank you.
- I have some roasted brussel
sprout here for you ladies.
- Beautiful.
- Spicy cigar with ebony.
- Thank you, darling.
I love our brussel sprout.
- What's your sister's name?
- Debbie.
- Debbie.
- You have a highly, like...
- Debbie, David, Dorit.
- Oh, Ds.
- The only one that has
an unusual name is me.
- I was named after
a football player.
I was supposed to be a boy.
I was named Kyle Rote,
a football player.
Where'd your name come from?
- Well, my name was supposed
to be Baby Doll.
- [gasps]
- Yeah.
- What?
- Your name was supposed
to be Baby Doll?
- Like, it was between
Baby Doll and Teddi Jo,
but my mom had me when my dad
was still on tour, and--
- She said I'm going
with Teddi Jo, yeah.
- Okay, I'm going to
the bathroom. I'll be back.
- I have to go, yeah.
- Oh, good.
Come on, ladies. Let's go.
- You're going
to the bathroom too?
- Right this way, beautiful.
- Do you have to the restroom?
Do you have to the restroom?
- I do.
- Oh, my God.
We're on, like, a schedule here.
- I'm feeling a little weird
about all the--
the side conversations
about the dog,
with Dorit not being privy to
it, and I feel weird about that.
- I don't want to know this.
- I resolved this.
- Well, I don't want
to know either, but I know.
- Yeah, we didn't either.
- Kyle, Teddi,
hold on a second.
I resolved this with her.
- Does she know that
we all know?
- Well, she knows that you've--
- So I'd just like to know
whom you've discussed it with
and what was said.
- Well, John Blizzard
spoke to Teddi.
- Oh, oh, look, a bunch
of people are coming back.
- Oh, what are
we talking about?
- [laughs]
- Hi, everybody!
- Well, I just felt anxious
about it today, because--
- I thought we resolved it.
We resolved it.
- I didn't feel truthful today
to Dorit.
- I don't want to go
to a bad place.
- It's nothing about you and I,
but I found out information.
For over a week
I never mentioned it.
And then when we went
into Vanderpump Dogs,
John pranced your dog out
and told me and Kyle.
- Coming up...
- I'm your friend, Lisa.
- I had no idea Teddi
would be gossiping.
- I never told a soul.
- Hold on a sec--
- But--no, no.
Let me finish.
- When we went
- When we went
into Vanderpump Dogs,
John pranced your dog out
and told me and Kyle.
- Hold on a second.
You're the only person
that speaks to John Blizzard.
- It was not my fault
that this is out there.
This situation
could have been resolved
between Lisa Vanderpump
and Dorit.
I should have
never known about it.
- Hi, how are you?
- But I was told
by John Blizzard
about Dorit's dog ending up
in the kennel shelter.
Him and I have a relationship.
He was telling me
whatever, the gossip,
but I would never
do anything to Dorit.
I'm starting to realize this is
a Lisa Vanderpump pattern here.
Make your friends look bad,
but keep your hands clean.
- Lisa, you should
have protected Dorit.
Period.
End of story.
- Oh, my God.
I have 400 employees.
I can't be responsible
for everything they do and say.
- Yeah, you can.
Vanderpump Dogs, baby.
- I actually can't.
- "Hi, do you recognize
this dog?
Does this dog look
familiar to you?"
- Suddenly everybody's
attacking me.
What have I done?
I had nothing to do with
any of this.
I tried to protect Dorit.
Oh, my God.
If Dorit had just handled
it properly,
there wouldn't
be this scenario.
- The only thing
we ever said was,
"Why didn't Dorit
feel comfortable to tell Lisa
that it was happening prior
to it happening," or whatever--
- I did tell Lisa.
- Afterwards,
but it doesn't matter.
- I talked to Lisa
the day after.
I gave it to what I believed
was a wonderful home,
because Lucy bit my children.
- I'm lost.
- Okay.
It's about a dog catcher, um...
- I don't even know what these
bitches are fighting about.
[laughs]
I cannot follow it at all.
- It's so unfair that I somehow
was villainized in this.
- They were just upset...
-And they went behind my back--
- Because somehow
the dog ended up in the shelter.
- Yeah, but that wasn't
Dorit's fault,
because Dorit told me
the story,
and I know that
her intent was good.
- Here I am thinking that she's
going to this beautiful home.
I get a phone call from Lisa
that Lucy ended up
in a shelter.
- She did not
give this dog away...
- 1,000%.
- Knowing that this dog was
gonna drive a wedge
in your relationship.
- I'm your friend, Lisa.
- I wanted to shut it down,
Dorit.
- Lisa, why aren't you
upset about this?
- Oh, come on.
- He's your employee!
This wouldn't get out there if
you didn't want it out there.
This is, like, bullsh--, going
to Teddi, bringing Kyle in.
This sounds like
a ----ing setup.
- I was--are you kidding me?
- I'm not kidding you.
I'm wondering
if Vanderpump's slipping,
because it's so ----ing obvious.
I think you set them up.
People call her manipulative
and a puppet master
and all that stuff.
- Well, you can believe that.
- I'm a little worried
about her.
She's ----ing slipping.
- You knew full well
how that would make me look.
And I'm your friend.
- I don't believe for a second
you were guilty
of giving the dog to anybody
but what you thought
was a great home.
I don't believe that.
However,
it all went wrong.
And you should have given
the dog back to me, I suppose.
- I agree.
[tense music]
- Dorit, Dorit.
Don't get upset.
Everyone knows
you're a good person.
You had no bad intentions.
You hear me?
- I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
You don't deserve this.
- Why is Dorit upset?
- You know why.
- Why?
- She's acting like she's
so confused why Dorit's upset.
- I would love to say
I'm shocked, but I'm not.
- Honey, listen to me.
You don't deserve it.
No one deserves this.
- She's my friend.
- I know, I know.
- [sniffs] She's my friend.
- I love Lisa, but that
doesn't mean I'm blind.
Well, we're your friends too.
Someone dropping a dog off
at a shelter would be
very upsetting to Lisa.
And I think she wanted
to punish her a little
while trying to look innocent,
because she wants to protect
her relationship
with Dorit at the same time.
- It's a betrayal.
- [sniffs] Oh, my God...
- Why didn't Dorit just
call you and say the dog's...
- But that's the point.
That's exactly what--
- Why doesn't Dorit,
like, trust you?
- Instead of trying
to find someone--
- She could just say,
"The dog's biting my kids.
I can't have the dog."
You would understand that.
- Exactly.
- This should never have
left anyone's mouth.
- Yes.
- Your employee should never
have said anything.
That, I--I agree with that.
- Yeah, yeah. You're right.
- That's bullsh--.
- I don't think--
I don't think John Blizzard
should have said anything.
- He needs--
absolutely ----ed up.
- I had no idea Teddi
would be gossiping.
- I never told a soul.
- No, I know. Hold on--
- No, no, no. Let me finish.
Don't turn this around on me.
- How did he tell you
when he told you?
- It doesn't matter
how he told me.
- Okay. All right.
- It's how he told us.
- Exactly. That is an agenda.
- It's not fair to me.
And I don't like
being made a scapegoat.
- I am not a liar.
These women
questioning my integrity?
I don't appreciate it at all.
They don't even know
what the (BLEEP)
they are talking about.
- I'm gonna call it
a night, guys.
Dorit, I am very sorry, babe.
- I mean, I give up.
What the hell am I doing here?
I'd rather have stayed home
and had a root canal.
[dramatic music]
Night, Teddi.
♪ ♪
- Next on "The Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills"...
- Are you ready?
[upbeat music]
- Go!
Yay, Lisa!
[all cheering, laughing]
- Let's see it.
That's really good.
[laughs]
- You gave direct instructions
to them to tell me.
- No.
- But I'm not gonna pretend
that everything's
100% hunky-dory
because I'm not a ----ing fake.
- I'm going. Bye, guys.
- Please, Lisa.
- So I went to Blizzard,
and I got him to print out
all of her texts
and all of his texts.
She's a ----ing liar.
- I can't believe this.
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