The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (2010–…): Season 7, Episode 6 - Compromising Positions - full transcript
Despite having disastrous parties in the past, Kyle hosts a game night, which leads to compromising positions and plenty of laughs. Lisa Rinna and Kim reunite and their feud is reignited, while Dorit and Eileen exchange angry words.
- Previously on the "Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills"...
- First of all you wear
your hair, like,
come on, don't ever change it.
She really... she rocks the look.
- That's hilarious.
- Okay, I love you.
- Why? What happened?
- I love you.
Just for that
you're gonna get a big hug.
- What happened?
- Erika, I will need
some underwear.
- I don't have any.
- Oh! Oh!
- I was getting hot.
- Like, hot aroused hot?
- Under the collar,
like, embarrassed.
- If you're a lady, I'm sorry,
but isn't it
kind of like Lady 101?
You've got no undies on,
you've got a short dress,
cross your legs. - No.
- You're never gonna
live this down.
- I have to. I literally have to
make fun of her when I see her.
My husband's like "Dorit,
I could not stop staring.
It wasn't that I thought
you were trying
to seduce my husband
or anything of that.
- Kyle's sister Kim
and my sister,
they did their first movie
together called "Tough Turf"
with James Spader
and Robert Downey.
- Oh, my gosh.
Life is so short, you know?
I lost my father this year.
- Oh, I'm really sorry, Lisa.
- You know what's
also interesting is Eileen
also lost six people
in her family in the last year.
- [gasps]
- I didn't want to make it seem
like I was dismissive to
the situation, and certainly...
- Wait. There's a situation?
[upbeat music]
- The crown is heavy, darlings.
So just leave it
where it belongs.
♪ ♪
- I may be two people,
but I'm not two-faced.
♪ ♪
- My advice to you,
don't hustle the hustler.
♪ ♪
- I speak no evil,
but I see and hear everything.
♪ ♪
- When you've traveled
the world,
you can speak
in any accent you want.
♪ ♪
- I'm an expert on luxury,
and I can always spot a fake.
♪ ♪
- Lisa Rinna
was simply concerned
that perhaps it was
being conveyed
that because of the deaths
in our subsequent families
it had affected our behavior
towards Lisa Vanderpump,
and she wanted me to convey
again that it had nothing to do
with how the situation happened
with Lisa Vanderpump.
- I have no idea what happened
with you girls
and Lisa Vanderpump.
She didn't come to me.
Her and I are friends,
she didn't come to me
and give me... in fact
she kept saying
"I don't want to talk about it.
It's in the past
and I don't want any details."
- Right.
- That is the truth.
- It's crossed my mind
that Lisa Vanderpump
could be trying to influence
Dorit's opinion of me,
but I'm trying to remain
open-minded.
[sighs]
Believe me, Dorit,
I never would've brought it up
if I thought it was
gonna be this complicated.
It was not my intention.
- It's very frustrating
to be dragged
into the middle of Eileen
and Rinna's dispute
with Vanderpump.
It's never been a part
of my interest
in creating friendships
with them.
It does feel like every time
I have a conversation
there's a little bit of a dig...
- A jab.
- Or a bang or a...
- I am so sorry 'cause that
was not my intention yesterday
at all.
- And it's very much like okay,
wait a minute, hold on,
let me focus.
- Do you really feel I was
taking a dig at you yesterday?
- I wasn't talking about you.
That wasn't the purpose
of the conversation.
- Whatever, that's what
she told me.
- Right.
- I mean, I certainly...
If it doesn't concern me,
why would I bring it up?
It concerned me,
so I brought it up, that's all.
- There's no question I feel
like I'm in the hot seat.
- Don't kill me,
but I have to say,
Dorit, you can hold your own.
I mean, you're the one
that brought her panties
the other day.
- Thank f... ing God,
and that was actually...
That wasn't holding your own,
that was actually brought
to make light of a situation.
Since we've all seen
your pretty little puss now.
- Shut up. I f... ing hate you!
- As a little present for it.
- I thought it was actually
very, very cute.
I thought it was a very cute way
of trying to, like...
- Well, it's funny because
I actually got that reaction
from both you and Lisa
like, "That was cute.
That was nice." - Yeah.
- And then afterwards
it was like,
"Let's wind Erika up
and make her think
that this was something,
you know, designed to hurt her."
- I don't think anybody
was doing that.
I told her yesterday...
And I may have misspoke,
it was just my opinion.
I thought you felt
a little blindsided.
- It's all good.
- I'm kind of confused
by the way you're...
- No... me being defensive?
- Yeah.
- Well, I'm gonna
always be defensive.
It feels like there's
something that we have to...
- But I'm allowed
to have my opinion.
- I don't know if everybody's
talking about Dorit
behind her back,
but something's being said,
I don't know who.
So I'm sure there's chatter.
- Even after that night
when I drove home with Kyle
and I was in the car with her,
she was saying,
"Well, I think there's
unresolved feelings in Erika."
If she's got
unresolved feelings,
I hope that she'll bring it
to me.
- I have a feeling... ah, she may.
I think she was blindsided
'cause I think
she was kind of like...
- I thought it left
at the table.
- Dorit's worried about people
talking about her
behind her back.
Eileen and Kyle saying the same
thing is not ganged up on.
Really, how do you think
I feel right now?
When the whole conversation
is about me and my vag?
I think they were
just worried and concerned
that I was feeling a certain way
and they were just being kind.
- I felt like that everybody
had talked about it.
- I think the girls were just
being protective and that's all.
- But whatever.
You guys, I have to go. - Okay.
- And I guess we're gonna see
each other
at Kyle's game night coming up?
- Yes.
- Are you gonna be there,
Camille?
- Yes.
- Yay!
- I will be there.
- What kind of games are these?
What kind of games are these?
"Hunger Games"?
- They're usually fun.
- But Lisa's gonna be there
and then maybe we can just
take a moment to address it
and put it to rest...
- That'll be nice.
- 'Cause I don't want it to be,
like, bigger than it is.
Nothing has been resolved
with Dorit.
This lunch only made it worse,
'cause now I feel like Dorit
has actually been kind of,
like, you know,
obsessing about it
and thinking about it
and going over and over
in her mind about it
and that somehow I've become
a villain in her mind.
♪ ♪
- Portia!
You're stealing
all of my things!
- Hello?
- Hello.
- Hi, how are you?
- Good, how are you?
- Good.
- What's going on? Cleaned up?
- Nothing.
Yeah, I had it... I blow-dried it
this morning.
And I don't care.
I go in everywhere like this.
I feel like Mom.
- Remember when Mom would pick
us up with curlers in her hair?
- Hello, I'm here.
- And beep outside the school.
- Right?
- Embarrass us.
Yeah, let's go get ready
in the other room
'cause my mirror's in there now
and I have... I don't know
what's going on.
Kim's daughter Brooke
is having a baby
and we are throwing
the baby shower at my house.
I think that one of Kim's
best qualities
is the kind of mother she is.
She's an incredible mom.
♪ ♪
Throughout all of her ordeals
and everything she's gone
through, she's an amazing mom,
and you could ask
all four of her children
and they would say that.
- I'm so ready to be a grandma.
I don't know,
every time I feel him...
- I can't with you saying
that word, it's so weird.
- Why do you have such a hard
time with me being a grandma?
- I don't know.
- I'm a grandma.
- It's really crazy to me.
I have no idea.
- I am a grandma.
Life is good.
I feel secure with me.
My relationships
with my sisters are amazing.
My recovery is good.
A lot has happened in my life,
but I think the old stuff
is old stuff,
and there just comes a time you
just have to leave it behind.
What do you think about this?
What do you think?
- Oh, that looks good.
That looks really pretty.
- I don't look like a blueberry?
- Little bit,
but good blueberry.
No, that's really pretty.
What is hanging out
of your dress, Kim?
- [gasps] Sort of like a...
Oh, no, that comes right off.
They leave it on.
- Are you sure?
- Yes, it comes off.
They leave it on.
You just twist it.
- Oh. Okay.
- You got it off?
- No, I don't know how
to do that.
- Yeah, comes right off.
- [chuckles]
I... I don't know what
to say about that.
It's exciting
that you're a grandma.
- And I hear from everybody,
honestly, that this is
the most amazing thing
that's ever gonna happen to me.
- That's what I've heard too.
- And, like,
I can't even imagine, like,
if I... as excited as I am
and was to become a mother,
if this is that amazing,
like, how much better
can it be, like...
- I know, that it
pretty exciting.
- Than being a mom, and they say
it's the most amazing thing.
It changes your life.
It's mandatory for me
to maintain my recovery.
That will be the only way
that I will be able to be
a part of my children's lives,
and my grandson's life.
I'm over the top of, like,
gonna be a great year.
- We like to hear that.
- Yeah.
- That's good to know.
♪ ♪
- Hello!
Both: Hi.
- Ooh! It's so good to see you.
- I love seeing you,
and you look beautiful.
- Well, thank you.
You look gorgeous.
- We love it here
'cause the lighting is perfect.
I was on Main Street and there's
an amazing crystal shop just...
- Oh, my God, I can't even.
"Clears toxic emotional
and old pains..."
[gasps] - Keep going.
- "Which have instilled
blockages in our energy."
You know, I'm just enjoying
getting to know Eden right now.
She seems to really understand
where I come from,
and I don't feel judged.
And that feels nice,
really nice.
It's not like I haven't
had anyone to talk to
because I have, you know,
I'm very close with Eileen.
But for some reason with you
I go deep with real quick.
- I thank you. I honor that you
feel safe with me.
- Like, you see me, you hear me.
I hope I see and hear you.
It's really refreshing.
I feel like we connected
on a level
of we both lost our sisters,
we both lost our fathers,
and we have a lot in common.
- Hello, ladies.
- Hello.
- Hi.
- And we've got
some chips and salsa.
- You're not our friend are you?
- How about a margarita for you?
- Oh, please. I'll have a water.
You can have a margarita.
- I'm gonna have an iced tea.
No, I'm gonna have an iced tea.
- You never have to feel
uncomfortable, ever.
- I know, but it's early.
- Okay.
My first drink I took at 15,
and that's when I knew
that one drink, there she goes.
I woke up one morning
and I said, "This is it.
I'm done."
- Obviously I have my issues,
but when it comes to substances,
I didn't get that gene luckily.
I got really lucky there.
- We got it and then I...
You know, having kids,
I'm, like... yeah.
- Well, I'm worried about
the kids, yeah.
I worry about the kids
getting it
because Harry's side
of the family is...
- He has it?
- Big.
- My ex, too.
- Really?
- Yeah.
- I think it's so great
for anyone
to be open about their sobriety,
and to discuss it.
That's what makes me feel good.
- With all, like, the work
I've done and the healing I do
and really trying to be
in the moment,
like, I let go
a lot of that pain,
'cause you can really...
- You have to.
- Get to be in the now.
So happy, and so comfortable,
and it's easy,
and it's wonderful,
but then why do I start
to be almost bitchy?
- What are you afraid of,
do you think?
- For so long it was
from my dad,
from this, from that,
everyone leaves,
everyone push...
I get to push everyone away.
Nobody stays. Nobody stays.
I was preemie and my mom
and dad being in New York
and at the time Sassoon was,
you know, "Ah!"
And my brother and sister
were older than me
and she was like,
"Get this baby out of my belly."
And so I was premature.
They were on the way
to their Hampton,
and my mom,
she had me on a Friday
and she left me on a Friday,
and they went to the Hamptons.
- No. Oh.
It has nothing to do
with you, you know?
Being left.
Nothing to do with you.
It's all their stuff.
It had nothing to do
with you ever.
We just connect on a level
that I feel I can talk to her,
and she can talk to me.
It's a journey.
It's not a result.
- You're right.
I don't have people to whip me
back into shape
and you just did it.
Oh, my God.
- Well, whatever. I just...
- It's not whatever.
- Whoo, heck,
I didn't do anything.
- Ah! [both laugh]
- Coming up...
- Who's that?
Please tell me that's not
Lisa Rinna right now.
I need her to come later.
- Stop it, she's...
- I need her not to be
the first person here.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Mikey.
- Can you believe?
- No.
- It's so real.
- I'm so excited.
- For your dining room table...
- And here it is.
- From Quixote Studios?
- It's from Quixote.
- Bedroom, bathroom.
Okay, so we have
to do our fitting.
I brought Preston from makeup,
Clyde for hair
so that we can talk about
the full, complete look.
- Okay.
- Are you ready for this?
- No, but let's go.
- Okay, well I am.
- I mean, I'm excited.
- So... yes.
- This is expensive,
my tenth video.
♪ ♪
I'm excited for these sets.
They are ridiculous.
The colors are incredible.
The workmanship is incredible,
and it lives up to the title
"Expensive," I promise.
- To me this feels
like the vision.
- Yeah, that's gonna be hot.
So cool.
- I love that.
- That's gonna be hot.
- We went into your song and we
pulled out some key lyrics.
We could put them around
the backside so it fills it out.
- Yeah, grab. Mm-hmm.
- "My kitty." "Bitch, what?"
- "Bitch, what?"
As an artist, it doesn't get
any much better.
It really doesn't
because this is you.
- "Million-dollar diamond."
- That's a good one.
- "Buy it."
- No "Buy it."
It's very satisfying.
This is happening,
and I'm making it happen.
How about that?
- Okay, I feel really good.
How do you feel?
- I feel really good.
It's gonna be gorgeous.
- Awesome, I'm so excited.
- And tight.
♪ ♪
- Hi.
- How are you?
- I'm good, how are you?
- Nice to see you again.
- Good to see you.
- How's everything?
- Wonderful. This is Cibrina,
my assistant.
- Hi, how are you? Kyle.
- She's gonna be helping out
this evening.
- Nice to meet you.
- We're doing our most popular
Kyle's Game Night games.
- Okay.
- So they're mostly foolproof.
We've got it down to a science.
- Perfect.
- Yep, so...
- Okay, that's exciting.
- Yeah.
- I understand that we've had,
you know, Dana's Game Night...
- Or at least I don't do
crystal meth
in the bathroom
all night long, bitch.
- Okay, enough!
- You're a slut pig.
- No one is...
- Poker night...
I want to talk
to my sister for a second.
- Whoa, don't f... ing touch me.
- Stop that.
Don't you f... ing...
- Wow, really?
Don't f... ing touch me.
- Don't f... ing do that.
These things did not go well.
Actually my gay mixer
did not go well either.
Can you leave for a se...
Just go!
- I came with her,
I'm leaving with her.
- I don't care.
You're not wanted.
- Excuse me, neither are you.
- Good-bye.
- Ask your husband.
- This is my f... ing...
But this night
is gonna be different.
We're gonna have fun.
We're having sushi, drinks,
great food, friends,
and no Brandi Glanville.
[laughs]
All right,
everything set over here?
I like these.
Oh, okay, perfect. Thank you.
Can you make a margarita
right now?
- With a little assistance,
yeah.
- Yeah.
Oh, f... Is this one?
- Mm-mm.
- Yeah.
- Oh, sorry.
How many did you want?
- No, I want one.
- All right.
- I want about 12...
- Yeah.
- But not now.
- Sure.
♪ ♪
- I like this little
sushi bar here setup.
- How are you?
- I'm good, how are you?
- Good.
- You look good.
- Thank you.
- Hi, how are you?
- Hi.
- Good to see you again.
- Nice to see you.
- Do you remember?
- Are you ready
to play some games?
- I... yeah.
- Yeah?
- Of course. What kind of games?
- Last time I think we got
through, like, 1 1/2.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, but we've got
some really fun ones
planned tonight, so...
- Oh, good, good, I'm excited.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Who wants to go to game night?
Well, not me.
I've had a couple, like,
not so good experiences
with game night,
but going to my sister's
sounded like fun.
So, like, there was the, "Eh,"
and there was the, "Ah."
Oh, ah. - We're gonna be
splitting you up into teams
for all the different games.
- Do I get to pick
my team member?
- No, random for every game.
- Oh, really? 'Cause I...
- Yeah, and you'll be
on different teams
as throughout the night 'cause...
- Great, oh, okay.
We know how I do when I don't
get to pick my team member.
- Kyle, Kim, Brandi...
- I don't want her on my team.
- [laughs]
[laughter]
Uh-oh, here we go.
♪ ♪
Please tell me that's not
Lisa Rinna right now.
I need her to come later.
- Just stop it.
- I need her not to be
the first person here.
I need her not to be
the first person here.
I think that both Kim and
Lisa Rinna tolerate each other
when we're in a group
but that they secretly
just flat-out hate each other.
- I don't know anything.
Tell us.
- Yes, you do.
Obviously what I said
hit a nerve.
- Well yes,
because you attacked my husband.
- Why did it?
- Can you, like,
leave for a little while?
[both laugh]
- Hello.
- Hi, hi, how are you?
- Hi, I'm fine.
- Who's that? Oh, it's Erika.
- Oh, good.
- Hey there.
- Hi. Erika, nice to meet you.
- Oh, are you?
Are you glad I'm not wearing
a cap down?
- So happy.
Oh, my God, hey, how are you?
- How are you?
- Wait, baby's coming?
- Seven weeks.
- Are you excited?
- So excited.
- I can sense that Kim
is super excited.
I mean, it's written
all over her face.
She's glowing.
Even though she's not
having the baby.
- Erika, margarita
on the rocks, no salt?
- What are you having?
- That's what I'm having.
- Yes, please.
- With a little pom...
- Whatever she's having,
I'm having.
- Okay, pomegranate.
- Hello.
Oh, you're so sweet.
You did not need to do that.
- Little something.
- How are you?
- Great.
♪ ♪
- Okay, do you want margarita?
Martini? Or wine?
- What are you drinking?
That looks pretty.
- I'm having a margarita.
- I'll have a margarita.
That looks beautiful.
- Okay.
- Hey, baby, how are you?
- Hello, beautiful lady,
how are you?
- Nice to see you.
- Nice to see you.
- Come with me.
- Happy to be here.
- This is Kyle, this is Eden.
- Oh, that's so sweet.
- Thank you for having me.
- Thank you so much.
What can I get you to drink?
Martini? Margarita?
- I'm happy to...
So I don't drink.
I'm happy with water,
or tea, or coffee.
- Kim doesn't drink,
my sister Kim.
- Hi.
- Hi, we have actually
crossed paths too.
- Have we? I knew your sister.
- My si... yeah.
- Yeah, nice to see you.
Both: Hi.
- I remember hearing
that Catya passed away.
Truly a tragic loss.
- I do not want to see
one serious conversation here.
Ugh!
Both: Hi!
- I'm Eden.
- Hello, hi, hi.
- Nice to meet you.
- Hello, hi.
- Hi.
- Hi, sorry I'm late.
- It's okay.
- Hi, I'm Eden.
- I'm Dorit.
- Nice to meet you.
- Is it Edie?
- Eden.
- Eden?
- Yes.
- Oh, what a beautiful name.
Beautiful girl.
- I said I've never come
to game night,
but I've heard the stories...
- Well, I must say...
- So I decided that I would
just, like, watch game night.
- Have you got
your bulletproof vest on?
- Well, mentally maybe.
- Have you got your knickers on?
- Well, of course I do.
Do these chicks want to do,
like, an inspection every time
I come around whether I have
on my underwear or not?
Some people just don't want
to let it go.
- Do you mind if I, like, kind
of see what I'm in the mood for?
- Take them both, whatever.
It's just us, girls' night.
- What's happening?
Let's have a look.
That looks really pretty.
How are you with Kyle? Good?
- Good. Yeah.
- Good. Good.
Okay? - Yeah.
- Good. And everybody else?
- Everybody's so far good here.
I haven't seen the other crew.
- No controlling that one.
Yeah, oh. [gasps]
Oh, well then
you can sit somewhere
as far away from me as possible.
There are so many unresolved
issues between Rinna and Kim...
- Seeing some of the things
I saw, it does hurt my feelings.
- She took a drink,
she does what she does.
I wish her well.
- But I guess we're at game
night so let the games begin.
- Okay, let's go outside.
Guys, let's go outside.
Let's go outside.
I don't know where
Lisa Rinna and Eileen are.
♪ ♪
- Hello.
- Hi, is that a gift?
- That's a gift.
- Oh, I didn't bring a gift.
- Well, you know...
- I brought her so many gifts
over the last...
- I just like to give.
- That's nice.
Oh, shut up, and I don't
'cause I'm a selfish bitch.
- I'm a giver.
- [laughs]
You texted me... - Yes?
- That you knew I was gonna go
for a walk with Dorit.
Well it got weird. - What?
- Yeah.
- No, it didn't.
- Yes, it did.
- Coming up...
- You went after my husband.
- I never said a word about him.
- Well let's talk about
your arrest.
Why don't we do that?
[upbeat music]
- I... oh, jeez.
Thank you. Chivalrous of you.
- These are heavy.
I have these, they're like...
- They are. They are so heavy.
Thank you, love.
Oh, my goodness,
well it all makes sense now...
- That was funny.
- By the way.
Maybe I should be coming
to your class.
- So, you...
You're gonna come visit?
- I'm terrible at exercise.
I'm weak.
- Wow.
- I'm very weak.
Eden is the definition
of "cool girl."
She's an edgy girl without edge.
- Lord, have mercy. Okay.
- Wait.
Oh, okay. - What'd you just do?
- Just got to take
a deep breath.
It's gonna be good. Hello!
- We're so late, we might
as well just go in.
- Hello!
- Hello.
- Hi, everybody.
- Hey.
- Hi, everybody.
- Hello, hello.
- Hello, gamers.
- Hi, sweetie.
- Hello.
- Hi, that's
such an adorable top.
- Thank you, thank you.
Hello.
- Oh, hello.
- Hello. Hello, hi.
- Hello, Kim.
- Hello, how are you?
- [sighs]
- Good, how are you?
- Well, I'm very good,
thank you.
- Congratulations.
- Thank you,
it's exciting, right?
- Very exciting.
If I'd had a heads-up
at this point,
I don't think it really matters
if Kyle had even said,
"Hey, guess what.
My sister's gonna be there."
So Kim, how far along is Brooke?
- She has seven more weeks.
- Wow.
I now just expect her
to drop from the sky
wherever I am and be plopped
in front of me
to have some sort of drama with.
That's what my life has come to.
What does it feel like to have
your daughter be pregnant?
- I mean, if you thought
you couldn't get
any closer to your child,
I will tell you, it definitely
brings you even closer.
I just never know
what to expect.
And there's a lot
of unresolved feelings.
I'm in a happy place in my life
and I just really want to once
and for all just, like...
[exhales]
Yeah. - I'm happy for you.
- Thank you.
I believe you. [laughter]
It's so weird,
but I believe you.
- Good, good. [laughter]
- I think.
- You can believe me, yes.
- I think I might believe you.
- Good, that's a step.
Oh, God.
- Yay, thank you so much.
- Wonderful,
thank you very much.
- Whoever doesn't eat sushi,
I do love to cook.
There's also chicken
over there cooked.
Can we get a bottle
of rosé out here?
And a funnel?
Lisa Rinna would like a funnel.
- Don't make me laugh too hard
because I... listen.
The seats may be difficult,
but I don't want to wet them.
- Hello, we walked about this.
- Tinkle, tinkle, pee, pee,
who cares?
- Tinkle, tinkle.
Tinkle, tinkle.
- Whatever.
I look over and I see Lisa...
rolling her eyes, at Eileen,
it's the same old Lisa Rinna.
One thing to my face,
and one thing behind my back.
- Did you guys
have enough sushi?
- It was so good,
thank you so much.
- Grab a drink and let's
go play some games.
- You are the hostess
with the mostest.
- Are we getting close?
- We are getting close, yes.
- We're getting close?
Okay, perfect.
Okay, do we have everyone?
Okay, welcome
to Cal's game night.
This is how tonight
is going to work.
We're gonna play
many different games.
For each game you're gonna be
on different teams, okay?
All right, so the first game
is running charades, okay?
Team one is in the living room,
and team two is outside.
- I f... ing hate game night.
I... the thought
of having game night,
I'd really rather
take myself out
and shoot myself
in the back, okay?
But doggone it,
I always have hope.
- Go. Go, go, go, go, go.
It's a race.
- Waah! Okay.
- Movie!
- It's a movie.
- One word!
- Two words, two words.
- First word? Baby.
- Baby?
- Talking?
- Talk.
- Penis?
- Pee pee.
- Cucumber.
- Cock?
[laughter]
both: Sounds like man.
- Boy? Boy.
- Boy. Boy.
- "Toy Story."
- Yeah!
- Oh, God.
- Go!
- "Toy Story." "Toy Story." Yes!
F... ing rock the baby,
"Toy Story"?
- Toys, children's playthings.
- God, I suck at...
[overlapping shouting]
- "Seinfeld."
- Sun.
Both: Pray. - Pray.
Both: Eat, love, pray?
- "Will & Grace"?
"Will & Grace." "Will & Grace."
- Go! Go!
- Oh!
- Okay.
- TV.
- One word.
Time. - Syllable.
- First syllable. It's one word.
- Come on, Dorit.
- And it's TV.
- Come on.
- I'm trying. Okay.
- I don't know
what's happening here.
- Dorit? [indistinct shouting]
- What?
- F... ing hell!
- I'm gonna kill them.
- Look.
- This means war.
- Dorit not talking is like
trying to fly without wings,
or trying to walk without legs.
I mean, she's not gonna win
this one.
- New teams have been dealt out.
The next game I'm going
to use you as my Vanna White.
- He's going to use you
as his sexual prowess.
- Okay, so this next game
is called the Puppet Game, okay?
You grab someone on your team,
you make them do the action.
What is she doing?
- Oh, she's swimming.
- Exactly, exactly.
- Rinna, this is it.
- This is your game.
- Come on, Rinna, let's go.
- Are you on my team?
- No, never.
- Being on a team
with Kim and Vanderpump,
what would our team name be?
Hm, "The Exorcist"?
A lot of spinning heads
and green vomit.
- Be the puppet.
- Oh, God damn it.
- Molesting.
- Breast exam!
Sex! - Perfect.
She's grabbing my bush,
she's grabbing my boobs.
- Masturbation.
- Masturbating.
- Walking.
- Strutting.
- Strutting. Strutting.
- Strutting. Modeling.
- Modeling.
- Go, go, go.
- Hello, it could... it's like
her dream come true.
- So easy to manipulate.
See, that's the thing.
- Ah!
- God damn it.
- Running, fighting,
going sexier.
- Stand up. Ready?
- Touching yourself.
- Masturbating?
- Just let her guide you!
- Jumping.
- A soldier.
A soldier.
- Whether I didn't know
these ladies or not,
like, we're in this game
and we're winning, period.
On your knees. - She is just...
- On your knees.
Ready, bend your elbows.
- Ow!
- Elbows down. Up.
- Sex?
- Crouching, crouching.
- Like, it's an action. Hey!
- Gagging?
- Gagging, praying?
- Climbing!
- Yes!
- Climbing.
- Oh, my God, you are adorable.
- Playing golf.
- Golfing.
- She's been wanting to do this
to me all night!
- What? You're always screwing.
- F...
- Oh, yoga, yoga!
- Yes!
- What?
- I don't know, I didn't hear.
- Yoga.
- First place!
[all cheering]
- You did it! Whoo!
- Yeah!
- [groans]
- Finally we have
a successful game night.
We actually can get along,
have fun,
and play games. Who knew?
- Thank you all so much
for playing.
I hope you had fun.
Thank you so much.
- Coming up...
- We're talking about
her crotch, Dorit.
- Well, for f... 's sake,
you're the one
who brought it up, aren't you?
- Do all your parties
make me feel this way?
- Yeah.
- Oh, I'm coming back for more.
- That was hilarious.
- Oh, my gosh.
- She's funny, Eden.
- I love her.
- She has so much energy.
- Oh, she's so great.
- Lisa took me from behind.
- Just now?
- I know, I got taken
from behind too.
- Oh, you did? We both got...
- This is great.
It's been a long time.
- She's, like,
this really sexy kind of...
- I was like... she goes,
"Get on the floor,
get on your knees."
I was like, "Okay."
- Is she married?
Is she a lesbian?
- You know what? I know nothing.
Maybe, I don't know.
I know nothing about her.
- She's very sexy.
- Ask her.
- In my mind, I'm having
this whole fantasy.
She's like this...
- Ask her if she's single.
- Eden is the type of girl
that even a straight girl
could fancy her
because she's kind of like
what you want to be as a woman.
So it's easy to be
attracted to her.
You're, like,
dangerously close to the pool.
- A skinny dip?
- Oh, I know. It feels like...
- Feel how warm it is.
- Is it?
- Seriously, we're gonna have
a... we're just gonna come over
and sneak in the back
and jump in her pool.
- I know, my...
- It's really warm.
We put our feet in. - Is it?
'Cause my son
has swim lessons at home
so I keep the pool, like,
at 95 degrees.
- Oh, that's really warm.
- So I've got, like,
the perfect pool
for skinny dipping at night.
- Oh, I see.
- Yeah.
- They won't go, but I will.
- By the way...
- Oh, oh! Ooh.
- Now I was actually saying,
you've got this real... - Me?
- I'm going to talk to you very
openly and honestly right now.
- That's my favorite.
- That, like, this real,
like, sex appeal, coolness...
- Oh, I love you.
- About you.
Choose the manipulation
on the ground.
- It's like a... I always say.
- And I said, well, like...
- "Is she gay?"
No. - "Is she a lesbian?"
- No.
- They love it.
- I had moments there where
I was like "Oh, my God, okay,
I think I'm turned on."
- She asked if I was gay.
- Asked if you were gay?
She didn't.
- I said yeah, I wasn't,
you know.
- I said yeah, because I said
you've got this,
like, real sex appeal about her.
Is she a lesbian?
- I think you sound like
the gay one.
- Yeah, right?
- I was officially turned on.
- Dorit's sexy, but, you know,
I need a little more, like...
[clicks tongue]
I might take Erika home
before I take Dorit home.
[laughs]
At least Erika, you know,
you know she wouldn't give up.
- Everyone's okay with Dorit
and everything?
Because she mentioned
your name...
- Dorit mentioned my name?
- That you said
that you said something
about the undie thing. - Yeah?
- She said that on the way home
you said something about...
- I felt like Erika
was blindsided by that.
- She got blindsided. I had said
the same thing to her,
but I didn't know you had.
- Yeah, as a...
- I didn't know you had.
It's not even
about that anymore.
It's about Dorit now feeling
like "the girls"
are poking at her,
and, like, picking on her,
and I'm like...
I'm not taking... - What?
- Lisa Rinna and I were told
that Erika was
flashing everybody.
- You're actually sitting across
from someone's husband
and you don't have
any undies on,
how can you expect someone
not to be looking?
- Not to look?
- 1,000% that is not true...
- Are you serious?
- In any way shape or form,
no way, mm-mm.
Why doesn't Dorit
come sit with us?
- Okay. Dorit, Dorit?
- Yes, dove?
- Please, love.
- Okay, all right, bye-bye.
- God help you, gorgeous.
- I do hope the situation
I'm going into is not worse
than the situation
I'm coming from.
- It's not.
- Excuse me?
- It was so lovely.
I'm only gonna sit down if
I'm guaranteed a glass of rosé.
- Sit down, my love,
I'll get you some rosé.
- I have to tell you one thing,
I totally love you.
I do, and I...
- There's a big but.
- I always... no there's no but.
- We like to clear the air.
Working it out there.
- It's just a little weird
and we're all kind of in on it
and it's just, like, I just...
- Okay, which conversation
are we talking about?
- I'm talking about the one...
The first thing
that brought it up
when we were in Malibu
just talking and I mentioned
about the undies
and how I thought maybe you
missed a step with the undies.
And it was just my opinion.
It was not an attack.
- We just had such a fun time,
and we're back to talking
about Erika's panties.
- You came into this and said
we just want to clear the air,
and I'm very happy to do it.
- And that's what I'm doing,
but I feel like...
- It doesn't feel like it.
It feels like you want
to kind of have...
- Okay.
- I had lunch at Camille's house
where she literally said,
"Dorit,
we had it out,"
it was left there for me,
but yet Eileen is telling me
that her feeling...
- Just Eileen, or Kyle?
Kyle said the same thing
to you, correct?
- Kyle said to me that night
in the car, she said,
"I think Erika's got unresolved
feelings," and I said to Kyle...
- No, no, no,
I said she was blindsided.
- No, you said
unresolved feelings.
If she's got unresolved feelings
I hope
that she'll bring it to me.
- I have a feeling...
Ah, she may.
I think she was blindsided
'cause I think
she was kind of like, "Wow."
I think that Dorit
now feels guilty.
She thought everyone
would think it was funny
and Erika would laugh it off.
And when Erika didn't
laugh it off, she thought,
"Well, hey, I don't want to be
standing here alone
in all this
so let me drag Kyle into it.
Let me throw so and so into it."
No, no, no, you own this,
not me.
- Nice talk.
- It's okay.
- No, this is not, like,
to make Erika feel bad
and you guys raising it
and rehashing it...
- Hold on, this is such
a nonissue.
- I'm just...
It's just uncomfortable.
- No, you've caressed her,
like, "Oh, poor Erika."
- We're talking
about her crotch, Dorit.
- Well, for f... 's sake,
you're the one
who brought it up, aren't you?
- Coming up...
- I can't believe somebody
not wearing panties
is such a big deal.
- No, apparently not.
- I'm not wearing panties.
- This is not, like,
to make Erika feel bad,
and you guys raising it
and rehashing it...
- Hold on.
This is such a nonissue.
- Whatever. It's uncomfortable.
I'm just...
- No, you caressed her,
like, "Oh, poor Erika."
- We're talking about
her crotch, Dorit.
- Well for f... 's sake,
you're the one
who brought it up, aren't you?
This is not designed
to make Erika feel bad.
- It already has.
It already has.
- So if it is,
then why don't we just shelf it
for crying out loud?
- The second we gave the
underwear it made her feel bad.
- Kyle, I was with you
when I bought the underwear.
- Yeah, I...
- If you actually thought that
or felt that,
maybe you would've said that.
- Honey.
- I said,
"If Erika has any issue,
I'm sure she'll say something,"
rather than you tell me
how she feels.
- I'm not telling you how she...
- And as far as...
- Help me.
- No, Eileen, listen.
- I'm not telling you
how she feels.
- You need a hell of a lot
more help
than what's at this table,
by the way, and even...
- How did I get involved
with this?
- Kyle, you were very involved
from beginning to end.
And I mean literally
from beginning to end.
- How?
I'm not sure...
- We had this poor...
You know,
this... we were having a...
- Can I say something now?
- Bad intention with Erika.
- Can I say something right now?
- By the way, who's supposed
to let Erika know?
- Hold on, can I please
say something really fast?
- Because I didn't know Erika.
- Dorit, Dorit?
- Woman that would just
maybe say...
- Dorit, listen to me,
can you, please?
- You have empathy as a woman,
don't you?
- Lisa said to me...
- So are you saying
that Kyle on the way home
shouldn't have said
she felt blindsided?
- Oh, my God, Eileen,
you just love to kind of...
You love to make a big circle
of things.
- Do I?
- Yes.
I'm gonna be very honest
with you, yes, you do.
- So you're telling me that...
- You said to me... let me just...
- Stop talking.
You talk too much.
You're telling me that
when you said that about Erika,
I shouldn't bring Erika
into it at all,
when all my opinion was
that I felt bad for her
that she was blindsided?
- I care about Erika,
and if you're talking
about Erika with me,
and with Eileen I think,
you know,
you just owe it to Erika
to talk to her about it.
You don't talk about it.
- You know, that is the problem
that really bothers me.
It seems as if
outside my presence
it's become something much
bigger than it should've been,
you know, kind of like
you're making fun of me...
- Erika, I didn't know.
- And now I'm the brunt
of the joke and now everybody's,
you know, talking about
what they saw,
what they might've seen
instead of just saying,
"Hey, E, close your legs."
- I can't believe somebody
not wearing panties
is such a big deal.
- No, apparently not.
- Right?
[laughter]
- Who cares whether Erika's
wearing panties or not?
Who gives a sh...?
I'm not wearing panties.
- Well, Dorit, why don't you
just take responsibility
for it in the first place?
- What words do you want
to put in my mouth?
- I won't put any in your mouth
and I hope that you won't
put any in my mouth
because I need to clear up
some stuff with you also.
- Bring it on, for crying
out loud, bring it on.
- I texted Eileen
about I felt that I had crossed
a boundary saying... talking
about her mother's death
at the table at your dinner.
That's how it started.
And then as I was saying
in the text,
I said, "You know, I feel
like they're trying to say
that my father's death is why..."
- Who's they?
- Dorit and PK.
- We tried to say that, in other
words we had the conversation...
- Well you kept talking about,
you know,
bereavement and maybe that's
why you were the way
you were with Lisa Vanderpump.
Life is so short, you know,
I lost my father this year.
- Do you think that,
that may have, like,
planted an emotional seed
in you?
- That's what I said.
- Yeah.
- I'm like, "Well, how funny."
- When did the arguments
with Lisa happen?
And what was going on
in your world?
- Oh, honey.
- I do know that what went down
with Lisa Vanderpump
had nothing to do
with my father's death, zero.
- Don't you think that you have,
like, a feeling
and then you go
and chat with Eileen
and Eileen has a way
of sort of putting words...
- Oh, excuse me.
- That's exactly my opinion
of you.
- Dorit? No, you're wrong,
because she texted me.
- Well, it's certainly
what you've given me.
- I didn't influence her,
she texted me
and I showed you the text.
- No, listen.
- I think Dorit is seeing
what maybe a few of us saw
last year.
Like, Dorit, come over here
and basically let us
all have a go at you
and then say nothing.
Ah, doesn't work like that,
especially with Dorit.
- Well, the two of you
do bounce off of each other.
Let's be honest.
- We're friends.
- Definitely, yeah.
- We're good friends.
Absolutely, but I respect
her enough and know
that she's got her own
point of view.
I told you
at Camille's whatever...
- But sometimes you guys
encourage each other too.
- No, that's not true.
- No.
- I think that Lisa
uses excuses...
- Which Lisa?
- This Lisa, you use excuses
all the time for... like,
look what you did to me.
Or when I was going through
all the things I went through...
- You had experiences...
- And you came
after me all last year.
- You know what?
The truth is the truth.
- Excuse me,
I'm talking right now.
- The truth is the truth.
- And you came after me
all last year...
- And I'm just saying...
- And the year before...
- Well?
- And you never really,
sincerely said
you were sorry, Lisa.
- You never sincerely said
you were sorry to me, Kim.
- Excuse me, you can sit here
and use the excuse
about losing your parents
and use it as an excuse...
- I'm not using it as an excuse.
That's why I'm saying
it's not an excuse.
That I own...
- It's just... it's ridiculous.
- What happened with Vanderpump.
- Lose someone, it's terrible,
but it's no excuse
for going around
and being mean to Lisa, myself...
- Well, it's not why
I was mean to you.
My father was not
going through anything
when I went after you,
because you went
after my husband.
- I never said anything
about your husband.
Let's get the story straight.
- Yes, you did.
How dare you, Kim?
Don't go there.
- I never said one thing
about your husband.
- Are you kidding me?
- My husband has only been sober
for three years...
- Let's talk about the husband.
- Excuse me.
Did you just say,
"Let's talk about the husband"?
- Let's not talk about
what you don't want out.
- Don't you f... ing ever talk...
- That you don't want out
for everybody to know!
- Get the...
- Everybody will know!
- Never go after
my f... ing husband!
- Never said a word about him.
- Kim, you know what?
You play dirty.
- I never said a word about him.
- Well, let's talk
about your arrest.
Why don't we do that?
- Well, let's talk about
your arrest.
Why don't we do that?
- So let's do.
- Let's talk about
your arrests then.
- Okay.
- If we're gonna go there,
why don't we talk about...
- Look at... there she goes again.
- Oh, Lisa, come on, Lisa?
Totally unnecessary
trying to humiliate Kim.
Low blow.
- Oh, no. Oh, no.
- Why?
Why did you do that?
- Why would you say that?
I'm... - Lisa?
Lisa, no, come on,
don't do that.
- Lisa, come on.
- Does that make you happy?
Does that make you feel good?
- Does it make you feel good
to do what you're doing?
- I feel really good
about myself today, Lisa.
Do you? - Well then, good.
- Do you?
- Kim just said she never said
anything about my husband ever.
- I didn't.
I said, "Do you want
to talk about him?"
Such a good lady, aren't you?
- I think I am.
I think my intentions are good.
- You guys, can you please,
honestly...
- The truth is,
it was a low blow.
Her low blow, I low-blowed back.
My feeling was
she was attacking me
and instead of going high,
I went low.
- Obviously you two
are not a good mix.
- I don't want to talk
to you at all.
I have nothing that I ever need
to say to you, but,
you know, I'm done.
We can agree to disagree.
- Because you lie,
'cause you are a faker,
and you don't tell the truth,
and you are not sincere.
- If you want to call me names,
do it, Kim.
- Hold on, wait.
Can I say something?
You're a sober woman, right?
- Yeah.
- We, as sober women, you know,
come from a place of love,
and honor, and respect,
and dignity,
and honesty, but we also,
like, lead by example.
- Yeah.
- And when I hear you attack,
and this is also... there's
just something deeper here.
Then maybe go there and try
to express that to her.
I don't know what it is.
- I did.
- Kim, why are you
so angry with me?
- I don't feel you're sincere.
- About what?
- I just don't feel
you're sincere, Lisa.
- Why?
- Because you have
never apologized
for that whole year...
- For what?
- Of coming after me.
- So you're hurt? You're hurt?
- Yeah, I am. And I'm angry.
- You accept that, Lis?
- I feel angry.
- What do you want from me, Kim?
What do you want?
- You guys have to listen
to one another.
- I just would like
a sincere apology.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
- I'm sincerely sorry
if I hurt your feelings, Kim.
♪ ♪
- Okay.
- I really am.
That wasn't right of me.
Some of the things I said
were really mean
because I was really angry
with you,
and I wanted to hurt you,
and I'm sorry for that.
I'm really sorry for that.
♪ ♪
- Okay.
- Well, I have to say
I am quite thankful
that Eden intervened.
Kim receiving my apology
is a moment of hope.
It's something.
It's a different dynamic
than what's been going on
up to this point.
♪ ♪
- Next time on the "Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills"...
[upbeat music]
- Oh, yeah, girls!
Whoo, I love it!
- People are usually offended
by my videos
and I think
I just won an award for that.
♪ ♪
When I saw this room I was like,
"This has to be yours."
- Oh, my gosh.
[all screaming]
- Oh, f...!
- I f... ing hate you!
It's enough. - I'm really trying
to see this
from your point of view...
- Well...
- And I... let me finish.
Please, Dorit.
Please, Dorit, just shut up.
- Very good.
- Yes, ma'am.
- Oh, God, I'm not
doing this right.
- It's okay.
- Yeah.
♪ ♪
- I would say she's probably
mostly sober right now.
- Yeah, you're sober
but that's not the issue here.
- Well, Kyle's her enabler.
They're this close to Kim dying.
- Wow.
Housewives of Beverly Hills"...
- First of all you wear
your hair, like,
come on, don't ever change it.
She really... she rocks the look.
- That's hilarious.
- Okay, I love you.
- Why? What happened?
- I love you.
Just for that
you're gonna get a big hug.
- What happened?
- Erika, I will need
some underwear.
- I don't have any.
- Oh! Oh!
- I was getting hot.
- Like, hot aroused hot?
- Under the collar,
like, embarrassed.
- If you're a lady, I'm sorry,
but isn't it
kind of like Lady 101?
You've got no undies on,
you've got a short dress,
cross your legs. - No.
- You're never gonna
live this down.
- I have to. I literally have to
make fun of her when I see her.
My husband's like "Dorit,
I could not stop staring.
It wasn't that I thought
you were trying
to seduce my husband
or anything of that.
- Kyle's sister Kim
and my sister,
they did their first movie
together called "Tough Turf"
with James Spader
and Robert Downey.
- Oh, my gosh.
Life is so short, you know?
I lost my father this year.
- Oh, I'm really sorry, Lisa.
- You know what's
also interesting is Eileen
also lost six people
in her family in the last year.
- [gasps]
- I didn't want to make it seem
like I was dismissive to
the situation, and certainly...
- Wait. There's a situation?
[upbeat music]
- The crown is heavy, darlings.
So just leave it
where it belongs.
♪ ♪
- I may be two people,
but I'm not two-faced.
♪ ♪
- My advice to you,
don't hustle the hustler.
♪ ♪
- I speak no evil,
but I see and hear everything.
♪ ♪
- When you've traveled
the world,
you can speak
in any accent you want.
♪ ♪
- I'm an expert on luxury,
and I can always spot a fake.
♪ ♪
- Lisa Rinna
was simply concerned
that perhaps it was
being conveyed
that because of the deaths
in our subsequent families
it had affected our behavior
towards Lisa Vanderpump,
and she wanted me to convey
again that it had nothing to do
with how the situation happened
with Lisa Vanderpump.
- I have no idea what happened
with you girls
and Lisa Vanderpump.
She didn't come to me.
Her and I are friends,
she didn't come to me
and give me... in fact
she kept saying
"I don't want to talk about it.
It's in the past
and I don't want any details."
- Right.
- That is the truth.
- It's crossed my mind
that Lisa Vanderpump
could be trying to influence
Dorit's opinion of me,
but I'm trying to remain
open-minded.
[sighs]
Believe me, Dorit,
I never would've brought it up
if I thought it was
gonna be this complicated.
It was not my intention.
- It's very frustrating
to be dragged
into the middle of Eileen
and Rinna's dispute
with Vanderpump.
It's never been a part
of my interest
in creating friendships
with them.
It does feel like every time
I have a conversation
there's a little bit of a dig...
- A jab.
- Or a bang or a...
- I am so sorry 'cause that
was not my intention yesterday
at all.
- And it's very much like okay,
wait a minute, hold on,
let me focus.
- Do you really feel I was
taking a dig at you yesterday?
- I wasn't talking about you.
That wasn't the purpose
of the conversation.
- Whatever, that's what
she told me.
- Right.
- I mean, I certainly...
If it doesn't concern me,
why would I bring it up?
It concerned me,
so I brought it up, that's all.
- There's no question I feel
like I'm in the hot seat.
- Don't kill me,
but I have to say,
Dorit, you can hold your own.
I mean, you're the one
that brought her panties
the other day.
- Thank f... ing God,
and that was actually...
That wasn't holding your own,
that was actually brought
to make light of a situation.
Since we've all seen
your pretty little puss now.
- Shut up. I f... ing hate you!
- As a little present for it.
- I thought it was actually
very, very cute.
I thought it was a very cute way
of trying to, like...
- Well, it's funny because
I actually got that reaction
from both you and Lisa
like, "That was cute.
That was nice." - Yeah.
- And then afterwards
it was like,
"Let's wind Erika up
and make her think
that this was something,
you know, designed to hurt her."
- I don't think anybody
was doing that.
I told her yesterday...
And I may have misspoke,
it was just my opinion.
I thought you felt
a little blindsided.
- It's all good.
- I'm kind of confused
by the way you're...
- No... me being defensive?
- Yeah.
- Well, I'm gonna
always be defensive.
It feels like there's
something that we have to...
- But I'm allowed
to have my opinion.
- I don't know if everybody's
talking about Dorit
behind her back,
but something's being said,
I don't know who.
So I'm sure there's chatter.
- Even after that night
when I drove home with Kyle
and I was in the car with her,
she was saying,
"Well, I think there's
unresolved feelings in Erika."
If she's got
unresolved feelings,
I hope that she'll bring it
to me.
- I have a feeling... ah, she may.
I think she was blindsided
'cause I think
she was kind of like...
- I thought it left
at the table.
- Dorit's worried about people
talking about her
behind her back.
Eileen and Kyle saying the same
thing is not ganged up on.
Really, how do you think
I feel right now?
When the whole conversation
is about me and my vag?
I think they were
just worried and concerned
that I was feeling a certain way
and they were just being kind.
- I felt like that everybody
had talked about it.
- I think the girls were just
being protective and that's all.
- But whatever.
You guys, I have to go. - Okay.
- And I guess we're gonna see
each other
at Kyle's game night coming up?
- Yes.
- Are you gonna be there,
Camille?
- Yes.
- Yay!
- I will be there.
- What kind of games are these?
What kind of games are these?
"Hunger Games"?
- They're usually fun.
- But Lisa's gonna be there
and then maybe we can just
take a moment to address it
and put it to rest...
- That'll be nice.
- 'Cause I don't want it to be,
like, bigger than it is.
Nothing has been resolved
with Dorit.
This lunch only made it worse,
'cause now I feel like Dorit
has actually been kind of,
like, you know,
obsessing about it
and thinking about it
and going over and over
in her mind about it
and that somehow I've become
a villain in her mind.
♪ ♪
- Portia!
You're stealing
all of my things!
- Hello?
- Hello.
- Hi, how are you?
- Good, how are you?
- Good.
- What's going on? Cleaned up?
- Nothing.
Yeah, I had it... I blow-dried it
this morning.
And I don't care.
I go in everywhere like this.
I feel like Mom.
- Remember when Mom would pick
us up with curlers in her hair?
- Hello, I'm here.
- And beep outside the school.
- Right?
- Embarrass us.
Yeah, let's go get ready
in the other room
'cause my mirror's in there now
and I have... I don't know
what's going on.
Kim's daughter Brooke
is having a baby
and we are throwing
the baby shower at my house.
I think that one of Kim's
best qualities
is the kind of mother she is.
She's an incredible mom.
♪ ♪
Throughout all of her ordeals
and everything she's gone
through, she's an amazing mom,
and you could ask
all four of her children
and they would say that.
- I'm so ready to be a grandma.
I don't know,
every time I feel him...
- I can't with you saying
that word, it's so weird.
- Why do you have such a hard
time with me being a grandma?
- I don't know.
- I'm a grandma.
- It's really crazy to me.
I have no idea.
- I am a grandma.
Life is good.
I feel secure with me.
My relationships
with my sisters are amazing.
My recovery is good.
A lot has happened in my life,
but I think the old stuff
is old stuff,
and there just comes a time you
just have to leave it behind.
What do you think about this?
What do you think?
- Oh, that looks good.
That looks really pretty.
- I don't look like a blueberry?
- Little bit,
but good blueberry.
No, that's really pretty.
What is hanging out
of your dress, Kim?
- [gasps] Sort of like a...
Oh, no, that comes right off.
They leave it on.
- Are you sure?
- Yes, it comes off.
They leave it on.
You just twist it.
- Oh. Okay.
- You got it off?
- No, I don't know how
to do that.
- Yeah, comes right off.
- [chuckles]
I... I don't know what
to say about that.
It's exciting
that you're a grandma.
- And I hear from everybody,
honestly, that this is
the most amazing thing
that's ever gonna happen to me.
- That's what I've heard too.
- And, like,
I can't even imagine, like,
if I... as excited as I am
and was to become a mother,
if this is that amazing,
like, how much better
can it be, like...
- I know, that it
pretty exciting.
- Than being a mom, and they say
it's the most amazing thing.
It changes your life.
It's mandatory for me
to maintain my recovery.
That will be the only way
that I will be able to be
a part of my children's lives,
and my grandson's life.
I'm over the top of, like,
gonna be a great year.
- We like to hear that.
- Yeah.
- That's good to know.
♪ ♪
- Hello!
Both: Hi.
- Ooh! It's so good to see you.
- I love seeing you,
and you look beautiful.
- Well, thank you.
You look gorgeous.
- We love it here
'cause the lighting is perfect.
I was on Main Street and there's
an amazing crystal shop just...
- Oh, my God, I can't even.
"Clears toxic emotional
and old pains..."
[gasps] - Keep going.
- "Which have instilled
blockages in our energy."
You know, I'm just enjoying
getting to know Eden right now.
She seems to really understand
where I come from,
and I don't feel judged.
And that feels nice,
really nice.
It's not like I haven't
had anyone to talk to
because I have, you know,
I'm very close with Eileen.
But for some reason with you
I go deep with real quick.
- I thank you. I honor that you
feel safe with me.
- Like, you see me, you hear me.
I hope I see and hear you.
It's really refreshing.
I feel like we connected
on a level
of we both lost our sisters,
we both lost our fathers,
and we have a lot in common.
- Hello, ladies.
- Hello.
- Hi.
- And we've got
some chips and salsa.
- You're not our friend are you?
- How about a margarita for you?
- Oh, please. I'll have a water.
You can have a margarita.
- I'm gonna have an iced tea.
No, I'm gonna have an iced tea.
- You never have to feel
uncomfortable, ever.
- I know, but it's early.
- Okay.
My first drink I took at 15,
and that's when I knew
that one drink, there she goes.
I woke up one morning
and I said, "This is it.
I'm done."
- Obviously I have my issues,
but when it comes to substances,
I didn't get that gene luckily.
I got really lucky there.
- We got it and then I...
You know, having kids,
I'm, like... yeah.
- Well, I'm worried about
the kids, yeah.
I worry about the kids
getting it
because Harry's side
of the family is...
- He has it?
- Big.
- My ex, too.
- Really?
- Yeah.
- I think it's so great
for anyone
to be open about their sobriety,
and to discuss it.
That's what makes me feel good.
- With all, like, the work
I've done and the healing I do
and really trying to be
in the moment,
like, I let go
a lot of that pain,
'cause you can really...
- You have to.
- Get to be in the now.
So happy, and so comfortable,
and it's easy,
and it's wonderful,
but then why do I start
to be almost bitchy?
- What are you afraid of,
do you think?
- For so long it was
from my dad,
from this, from that,
everyone leaves,
everyone push...
I get to push everyone away.
Nobody stays. Nobody stays.
I was preemie and my mom
and dad being in New York
and at the time Sassoon was,
you know, "Ah!"
And my brother and sister
were older than me
and she was like,
"Get this baby out of my belly."
And so I was premature.
They were on the way
to their Hampton,
and my mom,
she had me on a Friday
and she left me on a Friday,
and they went to the Hamptons.
- No. Oh.
It has nothing to do
with you, you know?
Being left.
Nothing to do with you.
It's all their stuff.
It had nothing to do
with you ever.
We just connect on a level
that I feel I can talk to her,
and she can talk to me.
It's a journey.
It's not a result.
- You're right.
I don't have people to whip me
back into shape
and you just did it.
Oh, my God.
- Well, whatever. I just...
- It's not whatever.
- Whoo, heck,
I didn't do anything.
- Ah! [both laugh]
- Coming up...
- Who's that?
Please tell me that's not
Lisa Rinna right now.
I need her to come later.
- Stop it, she's...
- I need her not to be
the first person here.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Mikey.
- Can you believe?
- No.
- It's so real.
- I'm so excited.
- For your dining room table...
- And here it is.
- From Quixote Studios?
- It's from Quixote.
- Bedroom, bathroom.
Okay, so we have
to do our fitting.
I brought Preston from makeup,
Clyde for hair
so that we can talk about
the full, complete look.
- Okay.
- Are you ready for this?
- No, but let's go.
- Okay, well I am.
- I mean, I'm excited.
- So... yes.
- This is expensive,
my tenth video.
♪ ♪
I'm excited for these sets.
They are ridiculous.
The colors are incredible.
The workmanship is incredible,
and it lives up to the title
"Expensive," I promise.
- To me this feels
like the vision.
- Yeah, that's gonna be hot.
So cool.
- I love that.
- That's gonna be hot.
- We went into your song and we
pulled out some key lyrics.
We could put them around
the backside so it fills it out.
- Yeah, grab. Mm-hmm.
- "My kitty." "Bitch, what?"
- "Bitch, what?"
As an artist, it doesn't get
any much better.
It really doesn't
because this is you.
- "Million-dollar diamond."
- That's a good one.
- "Buy it."
- No "Buy it."
It's very satisfying.
This is happening,
and I'm making it happen.
How about that?
- Okay, I feel really good.
How do you feel?
- I feel really good.
It's gonna be gorgeous.
- Awesome, I'm so excited.
- And tight.
♪ ♪
- Hi.
- How are you?
- I'm good, how are you?
- Nice to see you again.
- Good to see you.
- How's everything?
- Wonderful. This is Cibrina,
my assistant.
- Hi, how are you? Kyle.
- She's gonna be helping out
this evening.
- Nice to meet you.
- We're doing our most popular
Kyle's Game Night games.
- Okay.
- So they're mostly foolproof.
We've got it down to a science.
- Perfect.
- Yep, so...
- Okay, that's exciting.
- Yeah.
- I understand that we've had,
you know, Dana's Game Night...
- Or at least I don't do
crystal meth
in the bathroom
all night long, bitch.
- Okay, enough!
- You're a slut pig.
- No one is...
- Poker night...
I want to talk
to my sister for a second.
- Whoa, don't f... ing touch me.
- Stop that.
Don't you f... ing...
- Wow, really?
Don't f... ing touch me.
- Don't f... ing do that.
These things did not go well.
Actually my gay mixer
did not go well either.
Can you leave for a se...
Just go!
- I came with her,
I'm leaving with her.
- I don't care.
You're not wanted.
- Excuse me, neither are you.
- Good-bye.
- Ask your husband.
- This is my f... ing...
But this night
is gonna be different.
We're gonna have fun.
We're having sushi, drinks,
great food, friends,
and no Brandi Glanville.
[laughs]
All right,
everything set over here?
I like these.
Oh, okay, perfect. Thank you.
Can you make a margarita
right now?
- With a little assistance,
yeah.
- Yeah.
Oh, f... Is this one?
- Mm-mm.
- Yeah.
- Oh, sorry.
How many did you want?
- No, I want one.
- All right.
- I want about 12...
- Yeah.
- But not now.
- Sure.
♪ ♪
- I like this little
sushi bar here setup.
- How are you?
- I'm good, how are you?
- Good.
- You look good.
- Thank you.
- Hi, how are you?
- Hi.
- Good to see you again.
- Nice to see you.
- Do you remember?
- Are you ready
to play some games?
- I... yeah.
- Yeah?
- Of course. What kind of games?
- Last time I think we got
through, like, 1 1/2.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, but we've got
some really fun ones
planned tonight, so...
- Oh, good, good, I'm excited.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Who wants to go to game night?
Well, not me.
I've had a couple, like,
not so good experiences
with game night,
but going to my sister's
sounded like fun.
So, like, there was the, "Eh,"
and there was the, "Ah."
Oh, ah. - We're gonna be
splitting you up into teams
for all the different games.
- Do I get to pick
my team member?
- No, random for every game.
- Oh, really? 'Cause I...
- Yeah, and you'll be
on different teams
as throughout the night 'cause...
- Great, oh, okay.
We know how I do when I don't
get to pick my team member.
- Kyle, Kim, Brandi...
- I don't want her on my team.
- [laughs]
[laughter]
Uh-oh, here we go.
♪ ♪
Please tell me that's not
Lisa Rinna right now.
I need her to come later.
- Just stop it.
- I need her not to be
the first person here.
I need her not to be
the first person here.
I think that both Kim and
Lisa Rinna tolerate each other
when we're in a group
but that they secretly
just flat-out hate each other.
- I don't know anything.
Tell us.
- Yes, you do.
Obviously what I said
hit a nerve.
- Well yes,
because you attacked my husband.
- Why did it?
- Can you, like,
leave for a little while?
[both laugh]
- Hello.
- Hi, hi, how are you?
- Hi, I'm fine.
- Who's that? Oh, it's Erika.
- Oh, good.
- Hey there.
- Hi. Erika, nice to meet you.
- Oh, are you?
Are you glad I'm not wearing
a cap down?
- So happy.
Oh, my God, hey, how are you?
- How are you?
- Wait, baby's coming?
- Seven weeks.
- Are you excited?
- So excited.
- I can sense that Kim
is super excited.
I mean, it's written
all over her face.
She's glowing.
Even though she's not
having the baby.
- Erika, margarita
on the rocks, no salt?
- What are you having?
- That's what I'm having.
- Yes, please.
- With a little pom...
- Whatever she's having,
I'm having.
- Okay, pomegranate.
- Hello.
Oh, you're so sweet.
You did not need to do that.
- Little something.
- How are you?
- Great.
♪ ♪
- Okay, do you want margarita?
Martini? Or wine?
- What are you drinking?
That looks pretty.
- I'm having a margarita.
- I'll have a margarita.
That looks beautiful.
- Okay.
- Hey, baby, how are you?
- Hello, beautiful lady,
how are you?
- Nice to see you.
- Nice to see you.
- Come with me.
- Happy to be here.
- This is Kyle, this is Eden.
- Oh, that's so sweet.
- Thank you for having me.
- Thank you so much.
What can I get you to drink?
Martini? Margarita?
- I'm happy to...
So I don't drink.
I'm happy with water,
or tea, or coffee.
- Kim doesn't drink,
my sister Kim.
- Hi.
- Hi, we have actually
crossed paths too.
- Have we? I knew your sister.
- My si... yeah.
- Yeah, nice to see you.
Both: Hi.
- I remember hearing
that Catya passed away.
Truly a tragic loss.
- I do not want to see
one serious conversation here.
Ugh!
Both: Hi!
- I'm Eden.
- Hello, hi, hi.
- Nice to meet you.
- Hello, hi.
- Hi.
- Hi, sorry I'm late.
- It's okay.
- Hi, I'm Eden.
- I'm Dorit.
- Nice to meet you.
- Is it Edie?
- Eden.
- Eden?
- Yes.
- Oh, what a beautiful name.
Beautiful girl.
- I said I've never come
to game night,
but I've heard the stories...
- Well, I must say...
- So I decided that I would
just, like, watch game night.
- Have you got
your bulletproof vest on?
- Well, mentally maybe.
- Have you got your knickers on?
- Well, of course I do.
Do these chicks want to do,
like, an inspection every time
I come around whether I have
on my underwear or not?
Some people just don't want
to let it go.
- Do you mind if I, like, kind
of see what I'm in the mood for?
- Take them both, whatever.
It's just us, girls' night.
- What's happening?
Let's have a look.
That looks really pretty.
How are you with Kyle? Good?
- Good. Yeah.
- Good. Good.
Okay? - Yeah.
- Good. And everybody else?
- Everybody's so far good here.
I haven't seen the other crew.
- No controlling that one.
Yeah, oh. [gasps]
Oh, well then
you can sit somewhere
as far away from me as possible.
There are so many unresolved
issues between Rinna and Kim...
- Seeing some of the things
I saw, it does hurt my feelings.
- She took a drink,
she does what she does.
I wish her well.
- But I guess we're at game
night so let the games begin.
- Okay, let's go outside.
Guys, let's go outside.
Let's go outside.
I don't know where
Lisa Rinna and Eileen are.
♪ ♪
- Hello.
- Hi, is that a gift?
- That's a gift.
- Oh, I didn't bring a gift.
- Well, you know...
- I brought her so many gifts
over the last...
- I just like to give.
- That's nice.
Oh, shut up, and I don't
'cause I'm a selfish bitch.
- I'm a giver.
- [laughs]
You texted me... - Yes?
- That you knew I was gonna go
for a walk with Dorit.
Well it got weird. - What?
- Yeah.
- No, it didn't.
- Yes, it did.
- Coming up...
- You went after my husband.
- I never said a word about him.
- Well let's talk about
your arrest.
Why don't we do that?
[upbeat music]
- I... oh, jeez.
Thank you. Chivalrous of you.
- These are heavy.
I have these, they're like...
- They are. They are so heavy.
Thank you, love.
Oh, my goodness,
well it all makes sense now...
- That was funny.
- By the way.
Maybe I should be coming
to your class.
- So, you...
You're gonna come visit?
- I'm terrible at exercise.
I'm weak.
- Wow.
- I'm very weak.
Eden is the definition
of "cool girl."
She's an edgy girl without edge.
- Lord, have mercy. Okay.
- Wait.
Oh, okay. - What'd you just do?
- Just got to take
a deep breath.
It's gonna be good. Hello!
- We're so late, we might
as well just go in.
- Hello!
- Hello.
- Hi, everybody.
- Hey.
- Hi, everybody.
- Hello, hello.
- Hello, gamers.
- Hi, sweetie.
- Hello.
- Hi, that's
such an adorable top.
- Thank you, thank you.
Hello.
- Oh, hello.
- Hello. Hello, hi.
- Hello, Kim.
- Hello, how are you?
- [sighs]
- Good, how are you?
- Well, I'm very good,
thank you.
- Congratulations.
- Thank you,
it's exciting, right?
- Very exciting.
If I'd had a heads-up
at this point,
I don't think it really matters
if Kyle had even said,
"Hey, guess what.
My sister's gonna be there."
So Kim, how far along is Brooke?
- She has seven more weeks.
- Wow.
I now just expect her
to drop from the sky
wherever I am and be plopped
in front of me
to have some sort of drama with.
That's what my life has come to.
What does it feel like to have
your daughter be pregnant?
- I mean, if you thought
you couldn't get
any closer to your child,
I will tell you, it definitely
brings you even closer.
I just never know
what to expect.
And there's a lot
of unresolved feelings.
I'm in a happy place in my life
and I just really want to once
and for all just, like...
[exhales]
Yeah. - I'm happy for you.
- Thank you.
I believe you. [laughter]
It's so weird,
but I believe you.
- Good, good. [laughter]
- I think.
- You can believe me, yes.
- I think I might believe you.
- Good, that's a step.
Oh, God.
- Yay, thank you so much.
- Wonderful,
thank you very much.
- Whoever doesn't eat sushi,
I do love to cook.
There's also chicken
over there cooked.
Can we get a bottle
of rosé out here?
And a funnel?
Lisa Rinna would like a funnel.
- Don't make me laugh too hard
because I... listen.
The seats may be difficult,
but I don't want to wet them.
- Hello, we walked about this.
- Tinkle, tinkle, pee, pee,
who cares?
- Tinkle, tinkle.
Tinkle, tinkle.
- Whatever.
I look over and I see Lisa...
rolling her eyes, at Eileen,
it's the same old Lisa Rinna.
One thing to my face,
and one thing behind my back.
- Did you guys
have enough sushi?
- It was so good,
thank you so much.
- Grab a drink and let's
go play some games.
- You are the hostess
with the mostest.
- Are we getting close?
- We are getting close, yes.
- We're getting close?
Okay, perfect.
Okay, do we have everyone?
Okay, welcome
to Cal's game night.
This is how tonight
is going to work.
We're gonna play
many different games.
For each game you're gonna be
on different teams, okay?
All right, so the first game
is running charades, okay?
Team one is in the living room,
and team two is outside.
- I f... ing hate game night.
I... the thought
of having game night,
I'd really rather
take myself out
and shoot myself
in the back, okay?
But doggone it,
I always have hope.
- Go. Go, go, go, go, go.
It's a race.
- Waah! Okay.
- Movie!
- It's a movie.
- One word!
- Two words, two words.
- First word? Baby.
- Baby?
- Talking?
- Talk.
- Penis?
- Pee pee.
- Cucumber.
- Cock?
[laughter]
both: Sounds like man.
- Boy? Boy.
- Boy. Boy.
- "Toy Story."
- Yeah!
- Oh, God.
- Go!
- "Toy Story." "Toy Story." Yes!
F... ing rock the baby,
"Toy Story"?
- Toys, children's playthings.
- God, I suck at...
[overlapping shouting]
- "Seinfeld."
- Sun.
Both: Pray. - Pray.
Both: Eat, love, pray?
- "Will & Grace"?
"Will & Grace." "Will & Grace."
- Go! Go!
- Oh!
- Okay.
- TV.
- One word.
Time. - Syllable.
- First syllable. It's one word.
- Come on, Dorit.
- And it's TV.
- Come on.
- I'm trying. Okay.
- I don't know
what's happening here.
- Dorit? [indistinct shouting]
- What?
- F... ing hell!
- I'm gonna kill them.
- Look.
- This means war.
- Dorit not talking is like
trying to fly without wings,
or trying to walk without legs.
I mean, she's not gonna win
this one.
- New teams have been dealt out.
The next game I'm going
to use you as my Vanna White.
- He's going to use you
as his sexual prowess.
- Okay, so this next game
is called the Puppet Game, okay?
You grab someone on your team,
you make them do the action.
What is she doing?
- Oh, she's swimming.
- Exactly, exactly.
- Rinna, this is it.
- This is your game.
- Come on, Rinna, let's go.
- Are you on my team?
- No, never.
- Being on a team
with Kim and Vanderpump,
what would our team name be?
Hm, "The Exorcist"?
A lot of spinning heads
and green vomit.
- Be the puppet.
- Oh, God damn it.
- Molesting.
- Breast exam!
Sex! - Perfect.
She's grabbing my bush,
she's grabbing my boobs.
- Masturbation.
- Masturbating.
- Walking.
- Strutting.
- Strutting. Strutting.
- Strutting. Modeling.
- Modeling.
- Go, go, go.
- Hello, it could... it's like
her dream come true.
- So easy to manipulate.
See, that's the thing.
- Ah!
- God damn it.
- Running, fighting,
going sexier.
- Stand up. Ready?
- Touching yourself.
- Masturbating?
- Just let her guide you!
- Jumping.
- A soldier.
A soldier.
- Whether I didn't know
these ladies or not,
like, we're in this game
and we're winning, period.
On your knees. - She is just...
- On your knees.
Ready, bend your elbows.
- Ow!
- Elbows down. Up.
- Sex?
- Crouching, crouching.
- Like, it's an action. Hey!
- Gagging?
- Gagging, praying?
- Climbing!
- Yes!
- Climbing.
- Oh, my God, you are adorable.
- Playing golf.
- Golfing.
- She's been wanting to do this
to me all night!
- What? You're always screwing.
- F...
- Oh, yoga, yoga!
- Yes!
- What?
- I don't know, I didn't hear.
- Yoga.
- First place!
[all cheering]
- You did it! Whoo!
- Yeah!
- [groans]
- Finally we have
a successful game night.
We actually can get along,
have fun,
and play games. Who knew?
- Thank you all so much
for playing.
I hope you had fun.
Thank you so much.
- Coming up...
- We're talking about
her crotch, Dorit.
- Well, for f... 's sake,
you're the one
who brought it up, aren't you?
- Do all your parties
make me feel this way?
- Yeah.
- Oh, I'm coming back for more.
- That was hilarious.
- Oh, my gosh.
- She's funny, Eden.
- I love her.
- She has so much energy.
- Oh, she's so great.
- Lisa took me from behind.
- Just now?
- I know, I got taken
from behind too.
- Oh, you did? We both got...
- This is great.
It's been a long time.
- She's, like,
this really sexy kind of...
- I was like... she goes,
"Get on the floor,
get on your knees."
I was like, "Okay."
- Is she married?
Is she a lesbian?
- You know what? I know nothing.
Maybe, I don't know.
I know nothing about her.
- She's very sexy.
- Ask her.
- In my mind, I'm having
this whole fantasy.
She's like this...
- Ask her if she's single.
- Eden is the type of girl
that even a straight girl
could fancy her
because she's kind of like
what you want to be as a woman.
So it's easy to be
attracted to her.
You're, like,
dangerously close to the pool.
- A skinny dip?
- Oh, I know. It feels like...
- Feel how warm it is.
- Is it?
- Seriously, we're gonna have
a... we're just gonna come over
and sneak in the back
and jump in her pool.
- I know, my...
- It's really warm.
We put our feet in. - Is it?
'Cause my son
has swim lessons at home
so I keep the pool, like,
at 95 degrees.
- Oh, that's really warm.
- So I've got, like,
the perfect pool
for skinny dipping at night.
- Oh, I see.
- Yeah.
- They won't go, but I will.
- By the way...
- Oh, oh! Ooh.
- Now I was actually saying,
you've got this real... - Me?
- I'm going to talk to you very
openly and honestly right now.
- That's my favorite.
- That, like, this real,
like, sex appeal, coolness...
- Oh, I love you.
- About you.
Choose the manipulation
on the ground.
- It's like a... I always say.
- And I said, well, like...
- "Is she gay?"
No. - "Is she a lesbian?"
- No.
- They love it.
- I had moments there where
I was like "Oh, my God, okay,
I think I'm turned on."
- She asked if I was gay.
- Asked if you were gay?
She didn't.
- I said yeah, I wasn't,
you know.
- I said yeah, because I said
you've got this,
like, real sex appeal about her.
Is she a lesbian?
- I think you sound like
the gay one.
- Yeah, right?
- I was officially turned on.
- Dorit's sexy, but, you know,
I need a little more, like...
[clicks tongue]
I might take Erika home
before I take Dorit home.
[laughs]
At least Erika, you know,
you know she wouldn't give up.
- Everyone's okay with Dorit
and everything?
Because she mentioned
your name...
- Dorit mentioned my name?
- That you said
that you said something
about the undie thing. - Yeah?
- She said that on the way home
you said something about...
- I felt like Erika
was blindsided by that.
- She got blindsided. I had said
the same thing to her,
but I didn't know you had.
- Yeah, as a...
- I didn't know you had.
It's not even
about that anymore.
It's about Dorit now feeling
like "the girls"
are poking at her,
and, like, picking on her,
and I'm like...
I'm not taking... - What?
- Lisa Rinna and I were told
that Erika was
flashing everybody.
- You're actually sitting across
from someone's husband
and you don't have
any undies on,
how can you expect someone
not to be looking?
- Not to look?
- 1,000% that is not true...
- Are you serious?
- In any way shape or form,
no way, mm-mm.
Why doesn't Dorit
come sit with us?
- Okay. Dorit, Dorit?
- Yes, dove?
- Please, love.
- Okay, all right, bye-bye.
- God help you, gorgeous.
- I do hope the situation
I'm going into is not worse
than the situation
I'm coming from.
- It's not.
- Excuse me?
- It was so lovely.
I'm only gonna sit down if
I'm guaranteed a glass of rosé.
- Sit down, my love,
I'll get you some rosé.
- I have to tell you one thing,
I totally love you.
I do, and I...
- There's a big but.
- I always... no there's no but.
- We like to clear the air.
Working it out there.
- It's just a little weird
and we're all kind of in on it
and it's just, like, I just...
- Okay, which conversation
are we talking about?
- I'm talking about the one...
The first thing
that brought it up
when we were in Malibu
just talking and I mentioned
about the undies
and how I thought maybe you
missed a step with the undies.
And it was just my opinion.
It was not an attack.
- We just had such a fun time,
and we're back to talking
about Erika's panties.
- You came into this and said
we just want to clear the air,
and I'm very happy to do it.
- And that's what I'm doing,
but I feel like...
- It doesn't feel like it.
It feels like you want
to kind of have...
- Okay.
- I had lunch at Camille's house
where she literally said,
"Dorit,
we had it out,"
it was left there for me,
but yet Eileen is telling me
that her feeling...
- Just Eileen, or Kyle?
Kyle said the same thing
to you, correct?
- Kyle said to me that night
in the car, she said,
"I think Erika's got unresolved
feelings," and I said to Kyle...
- No, no, no,
I said she was blindsided.
- No, you said
unresolved feelings.
If she's got unresolved feelings
I hope
that she'll bring it to me.
- I have a feeling...
Ah, she may.
I think she was blindsided
'cause I think
she was kind of like, "Wow."
I think that Dorit
now feels guilty.
She thought everyone
would think it was funny
and Erika would laugh it off.
And when Erika didn't
laugh it off, she thought,
"Well, hey, I don't want to be
standing here alone
in all this
so let me drag Kyle into it.
Let me throw so and so into it."
No, no, no, you own this,
not me.
- Nice talk.
- It's okay.
- No, this is not, like,
to make Erika feel bad
and you guys raising it
and rehashing it...
- Hold on, this is such
a nonissue.
- I'm just...
It's just uncomfortable.
- No, you've caressed her,
like, "Oh, poor Erika."
- We're talking
about her crotch, Dorit.
- Well, for f... 's sake,
you're the one
who brought it up, aren't you?
- Coming up...
- I can't believe somebody
not wearing panties
is such a big deal.
- No, apparently not.
- I'm not wearing panties.
- This is not, like,
to make Erika feel bad,
and you guys raising it
and rehashing it...
- Hold on.
This is such a nonissue.
- Whatever. It's uncomfortable.
I'm just...
- No, you caressed her,
like, "Oh, poor Erika."
- We're talking about
her crotch, Dorit.
- Well for f... 's sake,
you're the one
who brought it up, aren't you?
This is not designed
to make Erika feel bad.
- It already has.
It already has.
- So if it is,
then why don't we just shelf it
for crying out loud?
- The second we gave the
underwear it made her feel bad.
- Kyle, I was with you
when I bought the underwear.
- Yeah, I...
- If you actually thought that
or felt that,
maybe you would've said that.
- Honey.
- I said,
"If Erika has any issue,
I'm sure she'll say something,"
rather than you tell me
how she feels.
- I'm not telling you how she...
- And as far as...
- Help me.
- No, Eileen, listen.
- I'm not telling you
how she feels.
- You need a hell of a lot
more help
than what's at this table,
by the way, and even...
- How did I get involved
with this?
- Kyle, you were very involved
from beginning to end.
And I mean literally
from beginning to end.
- How?
I'm not sure...
- We had this poor...
You know,
this... we were having a...
- Can I say something now?
- Bad intention with Erika.
- Can I say something right now?
- By the way, who's supposed
to let Erika know?
- Hold on, can I please
say something really fast?
- Because I didn't know Erika.
- Dorit, Dorit?
- Woman that would just
maybe say...
- Dorit, listen to me,
can you, please?
- You have empathy as a woman,
don't you?
- Lisa said to me...
- So are you saying
that Kyle on the way home
shouldn't have said
she felt blindsided?
- Oh, my God, Eileen,
you just love to kind of...
You love to make a big circle
of things.
- Do I?
- Yes.
I'm gonna be very honest
with you, yes, you do.
- So you're telling me that...
- You said to me... let me just...
- Stop talking.
You talk too much.
You're telling me that
when you said that about Erika,
I shouldn't bring Erika
into it at all,
when all my opinion was
that I felt bad for her
that she was blindsided?
- I care about Erika,
and if you're talking
about Erika with me,
and with Eileen I think,
you know,
you just owe it to Erika
to talk to her about it.
You don't talk about it.
- You know, that is the problem
that really bothers me.
It seems as if
outside my presence
it's become something much
bigger than it should've been,
you know, kind of like
you're making fun of me...
- Erika, I didn't know.
- And now I'm the brunt
of the joke and now everybody's,
you know, talking about
what they saw,
what they might've seen
instead of just saying,
"Hey, E, close your legs."
- I can't believe somebody
not wearing panties
is such a big deal.
- No, apparently not.
- Right?
[laughter]
- Who cares whether Erika's
wearing panties or not?
Who gives a sh...?
I'm not wearing panties.
- Well, Dorit, why don't you
just take responsibility
for it in the first place?
- What words do you want
to put in my mouth?
- I won't put any in your mouth
and I hope that you won't
put any in my mouth
because I need to clear up
some stuff with you also.
- Bring it on, for crying
out loud, bring it on.
- I texted Eileen
about I felt that I had crossed
a boundary saying... talking
about her mother's death
at the table at your dinner.
That's how it started.
And then as I was saying
in the text,
I said, "You know, I feel
like they're trying to say
that my father's death is why..."
- Who's they?
- Dorit and PK.
- We tried to say that, in other
words we had the conversation...
- Well you kept talking about,
you know,
bereavement and maybe that's
why you were the way
you were with Lisa Vanderpump.
Life is so short, you know,
I lost my father this year.
- Do you think that,
that may have, like,
planted an emotional seed
in you?
- That's what I said.
- Yeah.
- I'm like, "Well, how funny."
- When did the arguments
with Lisa happen?
And what was going on
in your world?
- Oh, honey.
- I do know that what went down
with Lisa Vanderpump
had nothing to do
with my father's death, zero.
- Don't you think that you have,
like, a feeling
and then you go
and chat with Eileen
and Eileen has a way
of sort of putting words...
- Oh, excuse me.
- That's exactly my opinion
of you.
- Dorit? No, you're wrong,
because she texted me.
- Well, it's certainly
what you've given me.
- I didn't influence her,
she texted me
and I showed you the text.
- No, listen.
- I think Dorit is seeing
what maybe a few of us saw
last year.
Like, Dorit, come over here
and basically let us
all have a go at you
and then say nothing.
Ah, doesn't work like that,
especially with Dorit.
- Well, the two of you
do bounce off of each other.
Let's be honest.
- We're friends.
- Definitely, yeah.
- We're good friends.
Absolutely, but I respect
her enough and know
that she's got her own
point of view.
I told you
at Camille's whatever...
- But sometimes you guys
encourage each other too.
- No, that's not true.
- No.
- I think that Lisa
uses excuses...
- Which Lisa?
- This Lisa, you use excuses
all the time for... like,
look what you did to me.
Or when I was going through
all the things I went through...
- You had experiences...
- And you came
after me all last year.
- You know what?
The truth is the truth.
- Excuse me,
I'm talking right now.
- The truth is the truth.
- And you came after me
all last year...
- And I'm just saying...
- And the year before...
- Well?
- And you never really,
sincerely said
you were sorry, Lisa.
- You never sincerely said
you were sorry to me, Kim.
- Excuse me, you can sit here
and use the excuse
about losing your parents
and use it as an excuse...
- I'm not using it as an excuse.
That's why I'm saying
it's not an excuse.
That I own...
- It's just... it's ridiculous.
- What happened with Vanderpump.
- Lose someone, it's terrible,
but it's no excuse
for going around
and being mean to Lisa, myself...
- Well, it's not why
I was mean to you.
My father was not
going through anything
when I went after you,
because you went
after my husband.
- I never said anything
about your husband.
Let's get the story straight.
- Yes, you did.
How dare you, Kim?
Don't go there.
- I never said one thing
about your husband.
- Are you kidding me?
- My husband has only been sober
for three years...
- Let's talk about the husband.
- Excuse me.
Did you just say,
"Let's talk about the husband"?
- Let's not talk about
what you don't want out.
- Don't you f... ing ever talk...
- That you don't want out
for everybody to know!
- Get the...
- Everybody will know!
- Never go after
my f... ing husband!
- Never said a word about him.
- Kim, you know what?
You play dirty.
- I never said a word about him.
- Well, let's talk
about your arrest.
Why don't we do that?
- Well, let's talk about
your arrest.
Why don't we do that?
- So let's do.
- Let's talk about
your arrests then.
- Okay.
- If we're gonna go there,
why don't we talk about...
- Look at... there she goes again.
- Oh, Lisa, come on, Lisa?
Totally unnecessary
trying to humiliate Kim.
Low blow.
- Oh, no. Oh, no.
- Why?
Why did you do that?
- Why would you say that?
I'm... - Lisa?
Lisa, no, come on,
don't do that.
- Lisa, come on.
- Does that make you happy?
Does that make you feel good?
- Does it make you feel good
to do what you're doing?
- I feel really good
about myself today, Lisa.
Do you? - Well then, good.
- Do you?
- Kim just said she never said
anything about my husband ever.
- I didn't.
I said, "Do you want
to talk about him?"
Such a good lady, aren't you?
- I think I am.
I think my intentions are good.
- You guys, can you please,
honestly...
- The truth is,
it was a low blow.
Her low blow, I low-blowed back.
My feeling was
she was attacking me
and instead of going high,
I went low.
- Obviously you two
are not a good mix.
- I don't want to talk
to you at all.
I have nothing that I ever need
to say to you, but,
you know, I'm done.
We can agree to disagree.
- Because you lie,
'cause you are a faker,
and you don't tell the truth,
and you are not sincere.
- If you want to call me names,
do it, Kim.
- Hold on, wait.
Can I say something?
You're a sober woman, right?
- Yeah.
- We, as sober women, you know,
come from a place of love,
and honor, and respect,
and dignity,
and honesty, but we also,
like, lead by example.
- Yeah.
- And when I hear you attack,
and this is also... there's
just something deeper here.
Then maybe go there and try
to express that to her.
I don't know what it is.
- I did.
- Kim, why are you
so angry with me?
- I don't feel you're sincere.
- About what?
- I just don't feel
you're sincere, Lisa.
- Why?
- Because you have
never apologized
for that whole year...
- For what?
- Of coming after me.
- So you're hurt? You're hurt?
- Yeah, I am. And I'm angry.
- You accept that, Lis?
- I feel angry.
- What do you want from me, Kim?
What do you want?
- You guys have to listen
to one another.
- I just would like
a sincere apology.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
- I'm sincerely sorry
if I hurt your feelings, Kim.
♪ ♪
- Okay.
- I really am.
That wasn't right of me.
Some of the things I said
were really mean
because I was really angry
with you,
and I wanted to hurt you,
and I'm sorry for that.
I'm really sorry for that.
♪ ♪
- Okay.
- Well, I have to say
I am quite thankful
that Eden intervened.
Kim receiving my apology
is a moment of hope.
It's something.
It's a different dynamic
than what's been going on
up to this point.
♪ ♪
- Next time on the "Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills"...
[upbeat music]
- Oh, yeah, girls!
Whoo, I love it!
- People are usually offended
by my videos
and I think
I just won an award for that.
♪ ♪
When I saw this room I was like,
"This has to be yours."
- Oh, my gosh.
[all screaming]
- Oh, f...!
- I f... ing hate you!
It's enough. - I'm really trying
to see this
from your point of view...
- Well...
- And I... let me finish.
Please, Dorit.
Please, Dorit, just shut up.
- Very good.
- Yes, ma'am.
- Oh, God, I'm not
doing this right.
- It's okay.
- Yeah.
♪ ♪
- I would say she's probably
mostly sober right now.
- Yeah, you're sober
but that's not the issue here.
- Well, Kyle's her enabler.
They're this close to Kim dying.
- Wow.