The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (2010–…): Season 7, Episode 5 - Amnesia Appetizers - full transcript
Lisa Vanderpump and Kyle Richards talk female rejuvenation with a plastic surgeon, while Lisa Rinna and Erika Jayne meet Eden Sassoon, daughter of hairstyling icon Vidal Sassoon. Dorit ...
- Previously on the "Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills"...
- What a gorgeous home.
- Thank you.
Welcome to our home.
- And we live very close.
- Might not be a good thing.
- Up here... shut up.
- It might not be a good thing?
- I'm just saying.
- What no one knew is that you
lost your mom over the reunion.
- I didn't want anybody to know
'cause I didn't want it
to color anything.
- Sorry,
but Kyle needs some underwear.
- I don't have any.
- Oh!
- What am I supposed to say?
Close your legs, darling?
I don't like the view?
I didn't mind the view.
- He's a man,
for crying out loud.
PK could not stop
staring at Erika's hoo-ha.
I don't think
you can expect someone's husband
that doesn't know you
to say something.
- Got it.
- Is this the end of it?
♪ ♪
[upbeat music]
- The crown is heavy, darlings,
so just leave it
where it belongs.
- I may be two people,
but I'm not two-faced.
♪ ♪
- My advice to you...
Don't hustle the hustler.
♪ ♪
- I speak no evil,
but I see and hear everything.
♪ ♪
- When you've traveled
the world,
you can speak
in any accent you want.
♪ ♪
- I'm an expert on luxury,
and I can always spot a fake.
♪ ♪
- What do we need
for this video?
What are we doing? - Let's see.
Let's take a gander.
- Hey, did you see this?
- I am obsessed.
- It's good, right?
Chanel Cuban link?
- Should we put that
in the video maybe?
That might be
a nice little addition.
- We've been in pre-production
for my new music video,
"Expensive,"
for about three, four weeks now.
Any time you collaborate
on an idea
and it starts to come to life,
it's the best feeling ever.
Did I tell you about this?
- What is that?
- I didn't tell you
about these underwear?
These are the underwear...
- Why are they full bottoms?
- I didn't choose these, okay?
These were given to me
the other night
at escape room.
- It's a little present for you.
- Oh, these are beautiful.
- Aren't they?
Since we've all seen
your pretty little puss now.
- Shut up! I f... ing hate you.
I didn't wear underwear,
and allegedly,
her husband saw up my dress.
- Okay, who would wear these
under a Mugler runway dress?
- Well, who would wear anything
under a Mugler dress anyway?
Right, exactly.
- And if he was a gentleman,
why wouldn't he say something?
Be like, "Hey."
- Well, that's...
- Or, "Tell your new friend,
like, I can see something."
- Let me know.
I would've let her know.
And then to find out that
allegedly it's her husband
that was looking the whole time.
But why wouldn't he let me know?
- Tom would've said,
"Hey, Erika."
- Oh, "Let your girl know."
- Or not said anything at all,
quite honestly.
I'm not really buying it
in my soul,
and I don't really give a f...
Because it wasn't intentional.
It just sounds mean.
- Mean.
- I mean, it sounds mean.
This says more about Dorit
than it does about Erika, okay?
I didn't wear underwear.
Whatever happened happened.
She's never worn a dress
without underwear?
This has never happened to her?
Or potentially
could happen to her?
It's highly judgmental.
It's that kind of girl
that takes all the fun
out of hanging out with women.
- Exactly.
- It's that kind of personality
that ruins it
for everybody else.
- This is why you hang out
with queens only.
- It's just wrong.
♪ ♪
- PK, do I look okay, bub?
- You look sensational, babe,
honestly, sensational.
- Okay, you know I haven't
worn this dress...
- Love your hair tonight.
- I haven't worn this dress
since before I had the kid.
Do you think
it's too short for me?
Do you think I look appropriate?
- I think compared
to Erika Jayne, it's quite long.
- [gasps]
Well, at least
I have underwear on tonight.
[both laugh]
I had drinks
with Lisa and Eileen,
and I invited Lisa Rinna
tonight.
She's on her own.
Where are your husband
and kids now?
- They are at our place
up in Canada.
- What are you up to
this weekend?
We're having kind of
a little dinner party.
Just a handful of us.
- That sounds fun.
That sounds easy.
- Yeah, but if you're alone,
you're very welcome to come.
- I would love
to come, actually.
- Has he eaten a second time?
- Baby, come on,
Downstairs. Let's go.
- Okay, I just don't want
to leave our guests.
Thank you.
- Thanks. Bye, Jags.
[both squeal]
- You're here.
- I'm beyond.
- I grew up
middle-to-upper class.
I come from a long line of women
that take a lot of pride
in presenting
and serving and hosting.
Do we look better than we did
before we had babies?
I think so.
It started with my mother.
I think before that
with my grandmother.
- Hello, hello.
- Hello!
- Hi.
- Hello, hello, hello.
I love when I have people
over for dinner.
I love fresh flowers,
I love
there to be a beautiful table,
and I am the type of person
that likes to take it
to another level.
You have a drink and I don't.
- I got one right there.
- What's the matter
with this place?
- You can get one
right at the door.
- Who do you know around here?
- Here you go. Here's a bottle.
- Oh, thank you.
Who do you know
around these parts
that you got a drink?
- Hi, gorgeous.
- Oh, it's so nice to see you.
- Thank you so much
for having me.
- Welcome.
- It's good for the have-nots
to see how the haves live, no?
- Ooh, what have we got here?
- Who killed JFK, it was...
- We don't know.
- Lee Harvey Oswald.
- Lee Harvey Oswald.
- Yeah, but I don't think
they've proved that, have they?
Baby? I'm digging that view.
- Having the right people
at my parties
is super important,
particularly in this town.
- I love orchids.
I love white orchids.
- And at this hour of the night,
the air is fresh,
and the orchids come alive.
- Even from the smallest
of dinner parties,
the guests that I invite
needs to have
something about them
that's interesting.
Don't like boring people.
- Just intuitive expression.
- I like that.
Cheers to intuitive expressions.
♪ ♪
- How's it looking, guys?
Salads are good.
These look gorgeous.
Everyone's hungry, guys,
so I think
we should fire it out.
♪ ♪
My guests,
shall we sit for dinner?
Lisa... - Yes, my love?
- You are next to me
if you don't mind.
- I'd love.
♪ ♪
- Bon appétit, everyone.
- Bon appétit.
Thank you so much.
- Please have a drink
and be merry.
- I will.
- I only like
people to enjoy themselves
at my dinner parties,
by the way.
- Well, good.
- Okay, good.
- Sometimes, there are moments.
- Oh, my goodness.
- Where people get
a little rowdy.
- Lisa, do you ever analyze...
Are you
a self-analytical person?
Do you ever, like, go home
and think, "You know what?
Maybe I shouldn't
have said that? Maybe I..."
- Yes, well, you know, I...
- Do you know what I mean?
- When we were here
the other night at your party,
I actually went up to Vanderpump
and I said, "I was hard on you.
I'm sorry I was so hard on you."
- I would like
a f... ing apology.
- I'm sorry for treating you
and being hard on you.
I was hard on you.
- Why were you hard on her?
- Because I wanted her
to do something
that I needed her to do,
and she wasn't capable
of doing that.
- Yeah, but maybe that's, like,
a lack of understanding, no?
There's an old saying...
You can't put your head
on someone else's shoulders, so.
- Yeah.
- That's true.
- I don't know what went on,
but I love Lisa.
- I think we've both...
- She's always given me
what I wanted.
- I love Lisa. Sweet lady.
She's always been very kind
and very generous,
but my overview
is beyond Lisa or an individual.
Life is a subjective call.
We see everything
from where we are.
- Elliot Mintz's words
are very gently poetic.
- It's not a time to talk.
One should not be thinking.
♪ ♪
- Surreal. Ethereal.
♪ ♪
They're like this...
If it was a dance,
this would be
the Elliot Mintz word dance.
- Hang on tightly.
Let go lightly.
- It's very sweet...
but I don't know what the f...
He's talking about, really.
Mm. - Mm, I love that.
- Embrace the moment,
whatever the moment might be.
- So true.
- To the best you can.
- That's right.
- And when that moment
is fleeting...
- Let it go.
- Just toss it to the wind.
- And that's exactly
what happened
between us, in a nutshell.
- You didn't let it go, though,
did you?
- No, she hasn't.
- I have, absolutely.
- Yeah, but a year later.
- No, not even.
- Honey, what difference
does it make when?
- I'm just interested.
When you say
you let something go,
if you let something go...
I let something go immediately.
- PK's very interested
in my conflict
with Lisa Vanderpump.
He seems to know
more about the conflict
maybe than he would
normally know
unless somebody
filled him in on it.
I pretty much let it go
pretty soon, right after.
- Did you?
- Yeah.
I mean, I didn't see her...
- But Lisa never let it go?
- I don't think she let it go.
I love Lisa for who she is.
I had a moment with her,
and I am staying true
to my truth,
and then that's that.
The whole situation
I wish hadn't happened,
to be honest with you,
because it was unfortunate
that we went down that...
- Are you gonna tell me
what it was or not?
- Rabbit hole... no, I'm not.
At your house,
when I mentioned the Munchausen,
you asked me
why I didn't bring Kyle up.
Why did you ask me that?
- No, you said I said
you should speak to yourself.
- If we talk about it,
we keep it alive.
- Yeah.
- And life is so short...
You know, I lost my father
this year.
- Oh, I'm really sorry, Lisa.
- Sorry, Lisa.
- And... thank you,
but it changed my life.
It was a big moment,
and I was with him
when he passed,
and so to be with somebody
while they're passing...
- That's life-changing.
- Just changed my life forever.
- Absolutely.
- Do you think
that that may have, like,
planted an emotional seed
in you that... yeah.
- That's what I said.
I'm like... well, how funny.
- I didn't realize that you lost
your father this year.
- I'm not gonna justify
anything, I'm...
- That's not justifying it,
Lisa, Lisa...
- My father was dying.
- Lisa, that is
a perfectly rational,
reasonable excuse
to anybody in mankind.
- This man is telling me
how I'm feeling
and how I'm acting,
and it's shutting me down.
♪ ♪
- Coming up...
- I could do with a little less
of all the...
Everything
that you're working so hard for
and a little more time with you.
♪ ♪
[dramatic music]
- I didn't realize that you
lost your father this year.
- I'm not gonna justify
anything, I...
- That's not justifying it,
Lisa.
- My father was dying.
- Lisa, that is a perfectly
rational, reasonable excuse
to anybody in mankind.
Why don't you phone Lisa and say
"Lisa,
I just got to let you know,
I don't think I realized"...
- She knows, though.
- "What an effect the loss
of my father had to me."
Lisa, I think that's massive.
I think that's a game changer.
- You know, that happened right
before the death of my dad.
I clearly can't change
PK's opinion
of what he thinks about me,
my bereavement for my father,
and what went down
with his friend Lisa Vanderpump,
but what went down had nothing
to do with my father's death.
Zero.
You know,
what's also interesting
is Eileen also lost six people
in her family in the last year.
- No, please don't say that.
- Yes, and the time
that we were having
the toughest moment
among all of us women,
Eileen had just lost her mother
two days before,
and she didn't tell anybody.
She told me
and one other person.
Eileen's mother passed away
couple of days
before the reunion.
You look gorgeous, Eileen.
- Thank you, so do you.
- How do you feel?
- I really feel okay.
I don't know if that's bad.
- I'm there for you
if you need me.
- Thank you, honey.
- She wanted
to come to the reunion
and sit there
and be able to speak her truth
and get through it
and then go bury her mother
and grieve
and go through her process,
and, as her friend,
I supported her.
She said,
"Please don't mention it
because I want to be able
to stand here"...
- That's not fair
to other people, though.
- No, it's not.
I agree with you 100%.
- It was a shock.
She was just
...it had just happened.
She needed not to say
in that moment
that "my mother just died."
- You have to allow other people
to understand
someone's circumstances.
- I give Eileen a lot of credit,
actually,
for going and sitting there
and being able to go through it.
- It's kind of like,
"I'm not gonna tell them
I've lost my mother,
and however they behave, yeah,
is who they are."
- She had to. It was survival.
- But you can't
expect people then...
- It was absolute
survival mechanism.
I just don't understand it.
PK and Dorit are dissecting
how Eileen and I have handled
the deaths of our parents.
It's odd to me.
- I don't know.
I think it's kind of weird.
If you're friends with people...
- I disagree.
I think everyone should have
a choice in what they share.
♪ ♪
[upbeat dance music]
♪ ♪
- What's your plan?
Are you sticking around
for dinner
with all of us, right?
- Yes.
- And then you're going out
with your friends?
- Yeah.
- Hello.
- Hi, honey.
- Are you getting ready
for dinner?
- Yes.
- Excellent, how're you doing?
- Your beard's getting so long.
- It's getting scruffy.
- You don't even have time
to shave it, you're so busy.
- Guess what I got
in the mail today?
- What?
- A speeding ticket
of me and Alexia
in the Ferrari in Italy.
- No!
- [laughs]
- Whoo!
- Whoo!
[laughing] Yes.
- You got a ticket?
- I got a speeding ticket
with Alexia on the Ferrari.
- But you guys never told me
you got a ticket.
- How crazy?
- They took a picture.
- There's a picture.
- What if you get
pulled over here?
- I get a ticket.
600 Euros. - 600 Euro?
- 600 Euro, they...
- How fast were you going?
- I don't know, maybe 100 miles
an hour or something like that.
I wish I knew
how fast I was going.
- I know,
'cause it's, like, weird.
- I think we're only going,
like, 85 miles an hour.
- You really think so?
- Only a baller
gets a speeding ticket
in Italy in a Ferrari.
- Let's see
what a baller you are
when you don't have
any balls left
after I chop them off,
driving with my child
in the car like that.
- It's not that fast, actually.
I bet you 181 kilometers
is probably more like 90.
- 181 kilometers
is actually 112 miles per hour,
which means
I will chop off his penis.
- I'm gonna go watch some TV.
- All right, love you.
- Love you.
- You had a hard day? Busy?
- So busy. It's just so crazy.
It's fun. I mean, I love that
every single time about it,
but it's getting to a point
where it's like
I'm doing four things
in the same minute.
The problem is that
it's gotten to the point
where when I have, you know,
10 minutes of doing nothing,
I don't even know
what to do with myself.
- I'm very, very proud
of my husband.
I mean,
when he started the agency,
it was four agents
in one little tiny office,
and now there are 10 agencies
and over 200 agents,
so he's really built his company
from the ground up.
I could not be more proud
of you, honestly,
but it would be nice
if you were less busy.
- It's not every day
you get to make a brand.
And it's just a little bit
more work to get there.
- I could do with a little less
of all the everything
that you're working so hard for
and a little more time with you.
- Love, I mean, I get that.
- You know?
- I understand that.
- There have been
so many changes
in our lives,
with my work and his work,
that it's been an adjustment,
and we like to be together,
so if he misses something,
I miss his presence,
and vice versa.
Well,
maybe if we bought less stuff...
- Light...
- We could work less.
- So stop buying stuff.
- Hello, what about you?
- What about me?
- Just 'cause I buy more often,
you buy some things
I would not... never buy.
- All right, love, let's do it.
- Go get cleaned up.
- Thank you.
[upbeat dance music]
♪ ♪
- Honey?
- Yeah?
- Do you want a glass of wine?
- Perhaps.
- What is it...
What are you doing with that?
- This is great.
You know what this is?
I just got this yesterday.
Put the bottles down.
Think quick. - Aah!
This is, like, super heavy.
- Yeah, it's nine pounds.
- Is this what we're gonna
do now in the house?
- Because
we're playing tennis again,
I got this
to re-strengthen my arm, right?
- Uh-huh. Vinnie was number 25
in the world for playing tennis.
He was a phenomenon
because he came from, like,
basically nowhere,
and he beat McEnroe
and played all over the world,
and he was on the tour
for quite a while.
- 'Cause we're gonna play
the doubles thing, right?
Coming up? - Right, yeah.
- Great.
- Got a little...
- All right, you drinking wine?
- Yeah.
- I'm gonna have a beer.
- I got a interesting text
from Lisa Rinna.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
Lisa Rinna was at a dinner party
with Dorit and PK,
and somehow the fact that
I had so many people
in my life die
in the last couple years
came up
as a topic of conversation.
- Mm-hmm?
- The gist of it is,
is that Lisa Rinna told them
that I chose not to tell
the ladies at the reunion.
Dorit and PK had apparently
a very big reaction to that.
They thought
that I should've told everybody.
I don't understand why
Dorit and PK have an opinion
about me
and my mother's passing.
I don't understand why
they're judging my behavior.
I don't get that.
Because Lisa's father had died,
and I had suffered so much loss,
they thought
that was the reason why
Lisa Vanderpump and the two
of us had had issues.
- Yeah? Yeah.
- Which is ridiculous
because actually that death...
All those deaths happened
long after
the Lisa Vanderpump stuff.
- Of course, right?
- Months and months.
This kind of stuff happened
with Lisa Vanderpump.
That was all very real.
- I mean,
they have a few drinks,
and they all of a sudden make
assumptions like that, right?
- Right.
- That's what it is.
So they're all,
"We understand them.
Oh, it must've been
because of that."
- They're trying to find
some justification,
like they can't believe
that, you know,
certain behavior happened...
- Right.
- On other people's parts,
like Lisa Vanderpump,
but they can't believe
that she would act a certain way
and so they're trying to make us
look like we're wrong.
- Of course
they wouldn't go attack Lisa.
Lisa's wonderful...
Lisa Vanderpump.
- Right, so they're not gonna
want to see the rude behavior.
It absolutely seems
like PK and Dorit
are trying to rewrite history
that they had
absolutely no part of,
and I'm not quite sure...
Why are they doing that?
I was there.
I know what happened.
I'm gonna see Dorit.
We're gonna go
for a walk on the beach,
and I'm gonna ask her
about that and just say,
you know,
"What was that about, and"...
- Of course. When people
start talking about you,
you just get right to the point.
- Okay.
You have, like, one stray hair.
- Don't touch.
Don't touch the hair.
- You want me to.
You have one stray hair.
- Let's play tennis.
- No, it's not tennis.
It's a ball.
- This is gonna be tennis.
You're gonna play
in the tournament.
Strengthening.
So we go in the backyard.
We throw this at each other.
Boom! Hard as you can.
- Can I throw other things
at you instead?
- Perhaps.
- Coming up...
- That goes in your vagina?
- Oh, God, no!
I could never fit that in mine.
[laughter]
- Well, that tells us
a lot about Ken.
[upbeat dance music]
♪ ♪
- I look so ugly today.
- No, you don't.
- You haven't seen me
without my glasses.
Horrible.
- If you had to bonk somebody
else's husband, who would it be?
- If I had to?
- If you had to.
- Let's go through them.
- PK...
Well, he's used to somebody,
you know, 15 years younger,
so no. It... no.
I think Ben is kind of cute,
but he's not that shaggable.
Mauricio is an attractive man,
but I...
No, I just... I couldn't.
He'd be thinking of Kyle anyway.
No. No, no.
With Harry Hamlin,
I'd have to say,
"I'm so sorry about this,"
you know?
Maybe Tom.
Maybe actually he's the only one
I wouldn't have to apologize to.
Tom is the one I would shag.
We'd even give each other
a high five.
- I don't mean to be rude,
but I don't find
any of those people
attractive like that
in any way, shape, or form.
- We're all shagging people
we don't want to sometimes.
[both laugh]
Kelsey Grammar?
- Shag Kelsey Grammar?
- No, I'm saying that's...
- I don't want
to shag Kelsey Grammar.
- No, I'm saying,
that's a question.
- Why would I sleep
with anyone's husband
other than my own...
Why would I downgrade?
- Why don't you just say Ken?
Because then I'm not offended
and it gets you out of the game.
- Oh, okay, Ken.
- Oh, you're such a slut.
[both laugh] - Oh, my God.
♪ ♪
- This is cool.
- I know.
I've been dying to try this.
- Go ahead. You go first.
- Okay.
- Hi.
- Hi!
- How are you?
- How are you?
- I haven't seen you
in so long, it seems.
- You look amazing.
- Hi.
- Hey, I'm Eden.
- I'm Erika.
- Nice to meet you.
Let me see that hair. Wow.
- Just something
to get it out of the way.
- Tell me you did that yourself.
- Oh, no way. No way.
I wouldn't lie to you.
- You could just lie
'cause you look amazing.
- Thank you so much.
I appreciate that.
- Eden
is Vidal Sassoon's daughter.
Now, Vidal Sassoon
is one of the most iconic
hairdressers of all time.
If you don't look good,
we don't look good.
That's Vidal Sassoon.
- Is it wrong that I see
all these wrinkles on my nose?
♪ ♪
- All right, ladies.
- Okay.
- Kyle, we're gonna have you
have a seat here.
- I live in a town
where everybody looks
unbelievably good... ridiculous.
- Knock, knock. Hi, ladies.
How are you?
- Hi. Good to see you.
I want to look my best...
For myself,
for my husband, for my children.
- Kyle wants
her hoo-ha-ha tightened.
You actually do that? - Yeah.
- You've had four children...
- You need help.
- I do not need help.
- Okay, let's do this.
- Yeah, no.
- Let's do this.
- Come on, let's do this.
- I'm gonna fight it
every step of the way,
and when it comes to that day,
will I have a facelift?
Probably.
I smell smoke. [laughs]
♪ ♪
- All right, you guys.
You ready to rock?
Let's get started, guys.
Stacking your hips here. Nice.
Exhale as you draw the hips up.
Squeeze. Hold.
- People have this misconception
that because you have
a ton of money
you can automatically
make yourself look great.
Not true.
- She's cheating.
- No, I'm not.
I'm not cheating.
- Bend the elbows
into your waist.
- Oh, sh... that burns.
Well, you have to work hard
to look good,
stay healthy, stay fit...
This is hard work.
- Let's tighten my vagina.
- They have lasers for that.
- I will do a lot of things,
but I won't do that.
- Really?
- I don't even know
if I'd need it.
I don't look.
- How many kids
did you push out?
- What? Two.
- Two? Yeah, you need it.
[both laughing]
- Now it's time
to burn your neck. Go.
- Oh, God. Okay.
- All right.
It's a jelly pad.
- We need to look good.
Don't act like you've never
done anything to your face.
We can come back,
and we can do your vagina.
- Yes.
- It doesn't need to be done.
It needs to be made...
- You don't know
what you're missing.
- I do know what I'm missing.
Trust me.
- I'll show you the probe.
Hey, Alexa,
can you grab that probe?
- That goes in the vagina?
- Oh, God, no.
I could never fit that in mine.
[laughter]
- Well, that tells us
a lot about Ken.
[laughter]
♪ ♪
- Three, two, and one.
- You did it.
- I'm hungry.
- Why don't we go
to Fabrocini's?
- Okay.
- Let's go.
- Honey, I am half dead.
- After you.
I know. That was hard.
- But thank you.
I don't know why
I'm thanking you for killing me.
We're walking
by my love story right now.
- Where?
- I will show you.
The Optical Connection.
It wasn't called
the Optical Connection.
This was 24 years ago.
Hi, Dwayne.
How are you, my love?
- Hey, baby.
- Hi, beautiful.
- How are you, love?
- Hi, gorgeous.
How are you? - Hey.
- Erika. Pleasure.
- Thank you.
- I was telling them
about how I met Harry.
How Lisa met Harry.
- Right here in my store.
- You were selling glasses,
and you met...
- Yeah.
- He came in?
- Yeah.
- Hold on, and?
- And I gave him his glasses.
He came...
- Yeah, but he came back.
- He came back.
- Did he all... wait.
So he was flirting with you
when you bought the glasses?
- No.
- Nothing?
- No, he just came in
to pick up his glasses.
- And you were like,
"Holy sh..., that guy's hot."
- I was like, "Holy sh..."
No, "That's Harry Hamlin.
"Holy sh..."
I remember he had the best arms.
I don't think it mattered
really what his personality was,
is, whatever came out
of his mouth, nothing.
It's like I had seen
the second coming of Christ.
It was just, like,
a starstruck moment of,
like, "Oh, my God."
We got to eat.
She got killed at.
Bye, lover. - Love you.
♪ ♪
- Hi.
- Hi!
- I knew
you were a California girl.
- Can you believe?
This is my birthday present.
- It's amazing.
- It's insanely gorgeous
down here.
Do you think it's too windy
for our beach walk?
- I don't know.
What do you think?
- I feel like it is.
I feel like we're gonna
be windblown into the ocean.
I think we're crazy.
- I feel personally responsible
for the weather.
- Honestly?
- I'm sorry.
- This is so... it's stunning.
- Let's just see
if there's anything we can do,
'cause it is so
incredibly beautiful, isn't it?
- No, it's beyond beautiful.
- Okay. Okay.
- Oh, yeah. Pretty tushy.
- Not gonna happen.
- Eileen, I've already seen one.
Are you going to show me
yours as well?
Eileen, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you,
thank you for wearing underwear.
I think I've seen
enough hoo-has lately.
Ah, that's better.
- Sorry about that.
- No, no.
- Oh, my God,
I feel like I've been through
a fricking war.
- I know.
- So how are you?
How was your ride out here?
Did it take you...
- It took me forever and a day.
- I know, I know.
- At some point, I thought,
"Oh, my goodness.
Should I have brought
my passport?"
But then again...
- I really feel bad sometimes,
inviting people out.
I'm like,
"You don't have to come.
Like, it's gonna be
a long drive."
But, so are you...
I mean, are you
up for coming back out
to Malibu in the near future?
'Cause we have a friend
that's having just, like,
a little... short little lunch.
- Oh, my goodness, when?
[both laugh]
Let me think. Wait a minute.
I think in 2022 maybe.
- It's a chance to drive
your gorgeous car again.
- I know, I know,
and I have to tell you,
it does make the drive
so much easier.
- Right?
- I'm not gonna lie.
- It's my friend Camille.
- Okay.
- Do you know Camille?
- I don't.
- No? Okay.
She knows Lisa Vanderpump.
I don't know if Lisa is coming.
- Oh, Camille Grammar?
- Yeah.
- I don't know her,
but I know of her. Lovely.
- Yeah.
- Yes.
- Now, how did you fare
with the whole
escape room thing?
Did you enjoy it? We were good.
- We were good. It's cinnamon.
It's definitely cinnamon.
Did you put that down
as cinnamon?
- Something about
a competitive nature
I think made
Lisa Vanderpump and I,
like, overcome everything,
'cause really
it's about f... ing winning.
- I know, I know,
I know, it really...
- Let's let
bygones be bygones, people.
- That time
that we were in that room...
It was like
everything was sort of lost,
because
there was a bit of tension
between...
I think with the whole situation
with Erika and I, and I...
- Either way I got to tell you,
I felt bad for her.
I mean, I understood
what you were trying to do,
but I'm pretty sure
she felt completely blindsided.
Like, everybody was in
on the joke but her,
because I saw her
looking around the room
when she realized
that everybody knew about it,
but not her.
- My husband's like, "Dorit,
I could not stop staring."
♪ ♪
You clearly have the prettiest
vagina in the world.
- She was embarrassed.
- It's a faux pas.
Sometimes those things happen,
and... not a flashing,
but sometimes you have
these little incidences,
and then, you know,
relationships are formed.
- Well, that's kind of funny,
because I wanted to talk to you
about something...
When I told Lisa Rinna
that I was gonna be here,
she texted me
that, at your dinner party,
that there had been something
brought up
about a gathering that we had
with all the women
right before my mother died.
- At my dinner party?
- That Lisa Rinna was at
last weekend?
- Oh, you're gonna have
to remind me.
Forgive me,
I just don't remember.
- Okay.
How do I even explain then
if she doesn't remember
how it was brought up?
I guess you and PK
were both saying
that I should've told the ladies
that my mother had died.
- I don't really ever remember
your name being mentioned...
- Okay, well she told me it was.
She brought it up.
You don't even
f... ing remember it.
♪ ♪
- Coming up...
- You wear your hair, like...
Come on, don't ever change it.
- I love you.
Just for that,
you're gonna get a big hug.
- What happened?
- My hair is iconic,
and don't you f... ing forget it.
- When I told Lisa Rinna
that I was gonna be here,
she texted me
that, at your dinner party,
that there had been
something brought up
about a gathering
that we had with all the women
right before my mother died.
- Oh, you're gonna
have to remind me.
Forgive me.
I just don't remember.
- You guys had said something
like I should have
told everybody
that my mom had died
before that.
- I said that you should've told
everybody your mom had died?
- You and PK had, I guess.
- Eileen
had just lost her mother.
Two days before,
and she didn't tell anybody.
- That's not fair
to other people, though.
- No, it's not.
I agree with you 100%.
I don't remember in what context
we were talking about.
- Wow. Okay.
- I'm not gonna remember
every single topic
of every conversation,
particularly when it didn't
actually mean that much to us.
I don't really understand
what the text was.
- You and PK may have gotten
the idea
that because of the deaths
we'd experienced
that it somehow affected
how we handled the situation
with Lisa Vanderpump.
Her father passed,
and my mother passed,
months and months and months
after all the sh... hit the fan.
♪ ♪
She wasn't here.
We were going on a walk.
She mentioned it to me...
It would've been weird
if I didn't bring it up,
let's put it that way.
- I think it's weirder
that you did bring it up.
- Oh, for Christ's sake.
- I'm gonna be honest with you.
- How is it weirder?
- Because you can't
speak for someone...
- I'm not speaking for someone.
- I first of all can't
even understand most of it.
I have no idea
what Eileen's talking about.
She wants to put credence
on something
that I have no recollection of,
and she's driving me a bit nuts.
- I have to say,
the fact that you don't remember
her bringing up that part
that she just texted was...
- Bringing up what part?
The part about your mother?
- Yeah, and all that.
- She wasn't talking about you.
That wasn't the focus
of the conversation.
- Whatever!
That's what she told me.
I mean, certainly...
If it doesn't concern me,
why would I bring it up?
It concerned me,
so I brought it up. That's all.
If that part
hadn't been brought up,
I wouldn't have brought it up.
Does that make sense?
- No.
- Okay, it does, though.
- Sorry.
- It makes perfect sense.
I'm getting nowhere.
I'm getting nowhere.
I'm getting nowhere,
and the more I'm trying
to clarify it,
the more I'm confusing it.
I'm just making it worse.
- Let me tell you
my interpretation,
and then you tell me
if this is right.
- Okay? All right.
- Okay. Yes.
- You want me to understand
that the fight that you had
with Lisa Vanderpump
has zero to do
with your mother's...
- Yes. Of grieving, yeah.
- Okay, so that's what
you're trying to tell me.
Well, why the hell
didn't you just say it?
- I did! I did. I did.
- No, you didn't.
- I just said it to you,
like, five times, Dorit.
- Okay, well,
I definitely didn't get it.
- Well, I thought
I was a pretty blunt person,
but I'll work on that.
Even better.
I'll be even more blunt.
- Yeah, okay...
- Watch out, world.
[both laugh]
- Sounds good.
Am I still invited
to this lunch, by the way?
- Of course. Of course.
♪ ♪
- Hi.
- Hi. Three?
- Three, please.
- Want to take the one
in the middle?
- Sure.
♪ ♪
Thank you.
I'm just so in awe
of your father,
and he was one of those icons
growing up for me
that just...
And he was such a sweet man.
I got to meet him, you know?
- I'm sure he adored you.
Adored you.
- When I would see him,
I would be like "Harry,
I just got to talk
to Vidal Sassoon, my God!"
- Well, he defined
a whole generation.
- My father changed the world
with one haircut.
He created the bob.
Women wore their hair
as if it was a piece of art.
Before he knew it, his work
was on nine covers on "Vogue"
around the world.
- First of all,
you wear your hair, like,
come on, don't ever change it.
She really... she rocks the look.
- That's hilarious.
- Oh, I love you.
- Oh, why? What happened?
- I love you. Just for that,
you're gonna get a big hug.
- What happened?
- Yeah. Mm-hmm.
Who am I gonna listen to?
Daughter of Vidal Sassoon,
or... who is that again?
- You've had the same hairdo
for 20 years,
and you're basing it on my look?
- My hair is iconic,
and don't you f... ing forget it.
You've had an interesting life,
haven't you?
- It's been fun.
- How many kids are you?
- There was four,
one of my brother's adopted,
my eldest brother,
and then my... the oldest sister,
but she's gone.
- She passed away?
- Mm-hmm.
- And how old was she?
- In '02, she was 34.
She... you could tell it
was just a matter of time.
- Time?
- Yeah.
My sister Catya died
of overdose.
For a long time, I was numb,
very numb to it,
and just completely shut off.
Kyle's sister Kim, they did
the first movie together
called "Tough Turf"
with James Spader
and Robert Downey...
- I don't know...
- I didn't know that.
- This is how way,
way back in the day...
- Oh, my gosh.
- When my dad bought
Frank Stallone's house
in Bel Air...
- Oh, my gosh.
- And Kim would come over
with Robert Downey,
and Robert would play the piano
like crazy.
I'm like, "Who are all these
insane, like, just yeah?"
And then sure enough, you know,
they all sort of had
their stuff.
At the time Cat was really alive
and she was vibrant,
and they all had
this '80s hair and these skirts
and they were all
just, like, alive.
And then on this set was
the beginning of everyone's hey,
drug and alcohol abuse,
if you really look at it.
So it was kind of
pre-f... ed-up days.
- You know what we should do?
You know Kyle, so...
- Yes.
- She's doing a game night soon.
You should come. - Where?
- At Kyle's house?
- At Kyle's house.
- Okay, so it's a date.
- I got to go, you bitches.
I'm over you.
- [laughs] Get out of here.
- Coming up...
- She just had
her ninth number-one single.
- Wow.
- Isn't that crazy?
- Congratulations.
- Thank you very much.
- I don't know much about
Erika Jayne's music career,
but maybe a hobby of hers,
I guess?
- Hi, how are you?
- What it was used as...
Different methods
that are outside the box.
♪ ♪
- Hi, girls.
I brought you some salads.
Will you help me with this?
- Yeah, what do you
want me to do?
- One's for you.
One's for Farry.
- Thank you.
- Hey, you're off the phone.
- Hi.
- Hi, honey.
- What's up?
- Nothing.
- How are you?
Don't you guys rather meet
in my office?
Sit there?
Or do you want to do here?
- My husband has been working
so hard
that sometimes
I'll bring him food,
and the fact that I have
two daughters at the office now
makes it more fun
for me to bring them food,
'cause that's how I get
to see them these days.
So what's going on?
So tell me what you guys
are gonna do in San Francisco.
I hate
that you're leaving town again.
- It's gonna be
an exciting trip actually.
I'm very excited about it.
- Father-daughter trip?
That's nice.
- And Alexia's gonna
learn a lot, too.
Alexia, have you told your mom
how you're doing here?
Are you enjoying working here?
- Mm-hmm.
- Alexia is going to school
in Boston.
While she's here this summer,
Alexia has an internship
at the agency,
so every day she's with Mauricio
and her sister Farrah.
It's a family affair.
- 11 offices in 12 months.
- The more work
that he does now,
the less work he does later.
- True, true.
- We talked about that.
It's four or five more years
of sacrifices.
- Yeah, well, as long
as we get our family time
and balance, then it's okay.
- Yep.
- I think we have great balance.
- I do too.
- Alexia.
- What?
- He's my husband.
Quit saying we have balance.
You don't know.
From your perspective,
whenever you're home, it's like,
"Oh, okay, Dad's coming home,"
but, like...
- That's true.
- And you're in Boston.
It's just hard
finding the balance.
I'm doing a lot of stuff.
He's doing this.
It's like... you know, it's hard.
- You know what happens
with you,
is when you get busy,
you like to project it on me
and then you like
to make me the busy one.
- That's not true.
- Whoa, man.
- Oh, guess what?
I'm so excited.
We can film in L.A., 'cause
that was a big part of it.
- Oh! That's huge.
- Huge.
'Cause that's, like,
another thing
I'd have to leave town for
to do,
and I don't want
to have to keep being apart.
Here's the difference
between a man and a woman.
I take care of the kids
and you first,
and then that stuff
comes down here.
- We're in 100% agreement
with that,
which is why you have to be
supportive of me being busy.
- I know.
It's challenging
now that Mauricio and I
are both so busy.
- She just loves you too much.
- I do.
- I love her too much too.
- She does.
- I have four children,
my scripted show,
I just opened a sixth store...
But we know that our marriage
and our family are the priority,
so we're doing the best we can.
Be happy...
I could be so glad you're busy
and just do my own thing.
- This is true.
- I just want to be
with you more.
[both laugh]
♪ ♪
- Hey, girl.
- Do you want the hot stuff
in here?
- Yes, please.
I went through
an awful, public divorce.
I beat cancer.
And this house
is a new, fresh start for me.
[dog barking]
both: Hi!
- Hi, how are you?
- I'm so happy to see you.
So happy to see you.
- Oh, okay.
It's a little top heavy.
- Oh, my God, no, no,
that's gorgeous.
- This is kind of falling apart.
- It's a big house,
but it's a very unique property.
The guest house
was 8,000 square feet,
the main house
around 9,000 square feet,
and here I am,
a single mom with two kids.
It was just too much house.
- Okay, I'm having troubles
with the wine.
[laughter]
I'm gonna break that cork.
- The last few years of my life
have been hell.
I don't know
if the ice will ever thaw
between Kelsey and I.
He's so closed off.
When he shuts that door,
that door is closed forever.
- I broke it.
- I hit myself in the nose.
- Are you okay?
- Oh, my God.
- One thing about the new house
that I love, it's mine.
All mine.
[laughs]
all: Yay!
[dog barks]
- Okay, Joey. Calm down.
It's okay.
I know
you want to greet everybody.
I know.
Hello. Hi! Hi.
I'm Camille.
- I'm Dorit.
- Dorit, so nice to meet you.
Welcome to my home.
- Well, thank you for having me.
- Oh, thank you for coming.
- Hey.
- Hey, how are you, beautiful?
- For you.
- Oh, thank you.
- Of course.
- Nice to see you.
- Thank you for driving
all the way out.
- Oh, my God, my pleasure.
It's nice.
It's beautiful out here.
Are you kidding?
- Hi, Erika Jayne.
- Hey.
How y'all doing?
This is so pretty.
How are you this fine day?
Good to see you.
- Nice to see you as well.
- Thank you.
[exhales loudly] Chill.
I got on my underwear, babe.
- Okay, so do we want
to make our way outside,
and then you can?
- Yes, definitely.
♪ ♪
Oh, my goodness,
I've got my eye on that.
♪ ♪
- So, Erika,
I heard through the grapevine
that you're having a rehearsal?
- Well, on Friday,
I think I'm shooting the video.
- What's this video for, Erika?
- It's for this song
that I have.
It's just cool.
It's kind of
an '80s-themed thing.
- Did you release the song yet?
- No.
- So what happens...
So do you do the video...
And I probably should know this,
being somewhat in
this industry...
Do the song...
- Well, ordinarily,
you record
a whole bunch of stuff,
you curate the album,
and then you,
you know, pick your singles,
and then you go shoot videos
to those singles,
and then you pick release dates
and target dates
and then, you know,
let it all come down from there.
- I don't know much
about Erika Jayne's
music career,
but I do deal with Boy George
on a daily basis...
- The people did
the meet-and-greets...
They paid, like, $500.
- People just basically turn
into Mickey Mouse.
People stand in line.
- So for me it's kind of like,
I don't know,
maybe a hobby of hers I guess.
- She just had
her ninth number-one single.
- Wow.
- Isn't that crazy?
- Congratulations.
- Thank you very much.
- She doesn't really bring much
of the performer...
allure
in her daily conversations.
She seems quite reserved
and closed off.
- I'm so proud of you... I mean,
we were saying that earlier...
- Thanks, that means a lot.
- It's even sweeter
that it's happening
this time in your life...
I just absolutely love it.
- Well, it's unusual...
You know, it's highly unusual,
and it's a cool thing.
- Wow, why is it unusual?
- Well, it's unusual because
you should be 20 years old
and shown the door
when you're 25.
No, but just because
I think you're older
doesn't mean you have
to stop being inspired or stop...
- No, but you're kind of
a long way away from being
at that point where you can say
"when you're older."
I mean, you know,
you're a young girl.
- Yeah, no,
I'm not a young girl, but...
I'm in my mid-40s...
But I think for what I do,
I'm older, yes.
- Don't you think in your 40s,
what comes with 40s
is this confidence
and this sort of sense
of being and self-awareness?
- Yeah, well,
you've been 40 a week.
♪ ♪
[laughter]
- Coming up...
- I mean, I wasn't...
I didn't go through all of it...
- And I think that's why
she wanted to clarify,
because you weren't there...
- Let me just finish.
- Don't you think in your 40s,
what comes with 40s
is this confidence
and this sort of sense
of being and self-awareness?
- Yeah, well,
you've been 40 a week.
[laughter]
You know what I'm saying,
darling.
- I know.
- I'm giving you a hard time.
- No, no.
- Yeah, I do think
that when you're in your 40s,
you definitely become
more poised
and more comfortable
in your own skin,
and I think that it's something
that I know for me...
I feel very good.
- I think you care less and less
about
what other people think too.
- You really do.
- So you have more freedom then.
- You really do.
- To express yourself and...
- And you're not so caught up
with what other people
are doing.
You're really making
your own lane
and really your own life.
- It's very emancipating.
- It is, for sure. I agree.
- I know you went on a hike.
Where'd you guys go?
- Well, we tried.
We ended up at a picnic table.
- Eileen was telling me
about a conversation
that happened at a dinner party
that Lisa Rinna was at,
and I didn't want to make it
seem like I was dismissive
to the situation... I certainly...
- Wait, there was a situation?
- I don't think
there's a situation.
Lisa Rinna was simply concerned
that perhaps
it was being conveyed
that because of the deaths
in our subsequent families
it had affected our behavior
towards Lisa Vanderpump.
I'm not saying you did say,
you didn't say it.
I wasn't there.
It was not that big of a deal.
I don't think I was
confrontational at all with you.
I was just saying "Hey,
you know what? This happened."
- No, I didn't say
you were confrontational.
I said
that we had a chat yesterday,
and it was...
What we started talking about...
- I know, I just sense
that you're somehow... you know?
It seems to me that Dorit
is trying to make me a problem
when I'm not trying
to be a problem at all.
- This is what happened.
It's very simple.
All Eileen... and I think
I'm right in saying this,
is that... "Hey, Lisa Rinna and I
had some issues with Vanderpump,
"but it doesn't...
You know, the fact
that our parents were dying
basically has nothing"...
- That didn't affect it.
Has nothing to do with...
- Well,
it doesn't change the facts.
- Exactly.
- Of what happened
and what led up to it.
- Yeah, but Erika,
I'm hearing that from you
as your interpretation
from Eileen...
- But I was...
- Not from Lisa Rinna.
- I'm speaking
on behalf of myself
'cause I was there.
- What I got yesterday...
Because I wasn't there,
so, I mean,
I didn't go through all of it...
- And I think
it's why she wanted to clarify,
because you weren't there...
- Let me just finish.
♪ ♪
- Oh, okay.
- Well, I...
- Oh, snap.
♪ ♪
- Next time
on the "Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills"...
- There's no question
I feel like I'm in the hot seat.
Every time
I have a conversation,
there's a little bit of a dig
or a...
- I don't think
anybody was doing that.
- I've never come to game night,
but I've heard the stories.
- Penis?
- Peepee.
- Cock?
- Yes, she's wanted
to do this to me all night!
- Masturbation!
- Masturbating!
- Sex!
- Hello, it's, like, her dream.
Her dream come true.
- I'm gonna be very honest
with you.
You said to me... let me just...
- Stop talking.
You talk too much.
♪ ♪
- I never said anything
about your husband.
- Yes, you did. How dare you?
Are you kidding me?
Let's talk about your arrest.
♪ ♪
- To learn more
about the housewives,
Housewives of Beverly Hills"...
- What a gorgeous home.
- Thank you.
Welcome to our home.
- And we live very close.
- Might not be a good thing.
- Up here... shut up.
- It might not be a good thing?
- I'm just saying.
- What no one knew is that you
lost your mom over the reunion.
- I didn't want anybody to know
'cause I didn't want it
to color anything.
- Sorry,
but Kyle needs some underwear.
- I don't have any.
- Oh!
- What am I supposed to say?
Close your legs, darling?
I don't like the view?
I didn't mind the view.
- He's a man,
for crying out loud.
PK could not stop
staring at Erika's hoo-ha.
I don't think
you can expect someone's husband
that doesn't know you
to say something.
- Got it.
- Is this the end of it?
♪ ♪
[upbeat music]
- The crown is heavy, darlings,
so just leave it
where it belongs.
- I may be two people,
but I'm not two-faced.
♪ ♪
- My advice to you...
Don't hustle the hustler.
♪ ♪
- I speak no evil,
but I see and hear everything.
♪ ♪
- When you've traveled
the world,
you can speak
in any accent you want.
♪ ♪
- I'm an expert on luxury,
and I can always spot a fake.
♪ ♪
- What do we need
for this video?
What are we doing? - Let's see.
Let's take a gander.
- Hey, did you see this?
- I am obsessed.
- It's good, right?
Chanel Cuban link?
- Should we put that
in the video maybe?
That might be
a nice little addition.
- We've been in pre-production
for my new music video,
"Expensive,"
for about three, four weeks now.
Any time you collaborate
on an idea
and it starts to come to life,
it's the best feeling ever.
Did I tell you about this?
- What is that?
- I didn't tell you
about these underwear?
These are the underwear...
- Why are they full bottoms?
- I didn't choose these, okay?
These were given to me
the other night
at escape room.
- It's a little present for you.
- Oh, these are beautiful.
- Aren't they?
Since we've all seen
your pretty little puss now.
- Shut up! I f... ing hate you.
I didn't wear underwear,
and allegedly,
her husband saw up my dress.
- Okay, who would wear these
under a Mugler runway dress?
- Well, who would wear anything
under a Mugler dress anyway?
Right, exactly.
- And if he was a gentleman,
why wouldn't he say something?
Be like, "Hey."
- Well, that's...
- Or, "Tell your new friend,
like, I can see something."
- Let me know.
I would've let her know.
And then to find out that
allegedly it's her husband
that was looking the whole time.
But why wouldn't he let me know?
- Tom would've said,
"Hey, Erika."
- Oh, "Let your girl know."
- Or not said anything at all,
quite honestly.
I'm not really buying it
in my soul,
and I don't really give a f...
Because it wasn't intentional.
It just sounds mean.
- Mean.
- I mean, it sounds mean.
This says more about Dorit
than it does about Erika, okay?
I didn't wear underwear.
Whatever happened happened.
She's never worn a dress
without underwear?
This has never happened to her?
Or potentially
could happen to her?
It's highly judgmental.
It's that kind of girl
that takes all the fun
out of hanging out with women.
- Exactly.
- It's that kind of personality
that ruins it
for everybody else.
- This is why you hang out
with queens only.
- It's just wrong.
♪ ♪
- PK, do I look okay, bub?
- You look sensational, babe,
honestly, sensational.
- Okay, you know I haven't
worn this dress...
- Love your hair tonight.
- I haven't worn this dress
since before I had the kid.
Do you think
it's too short for me?
Do you think I look appropriate?
- I think compared
to Erika Jayne, it's quite long.
- [gasps]
Well, at least
I have underwear on tonight.
[both laugh]
I had drinks
with Lisa and Eileen,
and I invited Lisa Rinna
tonight.
She's on her own.
Where are your husband
and kids now?
- They are at our place
up in Canada.
- What are you up to
this weekend?
We're having kind of
a little dinner party.
Just a handful of us.
- That sounds fun.
That sounds easy.
- Yeah, but if you're alone,
you're very welcome to come.
- I would love
to come, actually.
- Has he eaten a second time?
- Baby, come on,
Downstairs. Let's go.
- Okay, I just don't want
to leave our guests.
Thank you.
- Thanks. Bye, Jags.
[both squeal]
- You're here.
- I'm beyond.
- I grew up
middle-to-upper class.
I come from a long line of women
that take a lot of pride
in presenting
and serving and hosting.
Do we look better than we did
before we had babies?
I think so.
It started with my mother.
I think before that
with my grandmother.
- Hello, hello.
- Hello!
- Hi.
- Hello, hello, hello.
I love when I have people
over for dinner.
I love fresh flowers,
I love
there to be a beautiful table,
and I am the type of person
that likes to take it
to another level.
You have a drink and I don't.
- I got one right there.
- What's the matter
with this place?
- You can get one
right at the door.
- Who do you know around here?
- Here you go. Here's a bottle.
- Oh, thank you.
Who do you know
around these parts
that you got a drink?
- Hi, gorgeous.
- Oh, it's so nice to see you.
- Thank you so much
for having me.
- Welcome.
- It's good for the have-nots
to see how the haves live, no?
- Ooh, what have we got here?
- Who killed JFK, it was...
- We don't know.
- Lee Harvey Oswald.
- Lee Harvey Oswald.
- Yeah, but I don't think
they've proved that, have they?
Baby? I'm digging that view.
- Having the right people
at my parties
is super important,
particularly in this town.
- I love orchids.
I love white orchids.
- And at this hour of the night,
the air is fresh,
and the orchids come alive.
- Even from the smallest
of dinner parties,
the guests that I invite
needs to have
something about them
that's interesting.
Don't like boring people.
- Just intuitive expression.
- I like that.
Cheers to intuitive expressions.
♪ ♪
- How's it looking, guys?
Salads are good.
These look gorgeous.
Everyone's hungry, guys,
so I think
we should fire it out.
♪ ♪
My guests,
shall we sit for dinner?
Lisa... - Yes, my love?
- You are next to me
if you don't mind.
- I'd love.
♪ ♪
- Bon appétit, everyone.
- Bon appétit.
Thank you so much.
- Please have a drink
and be merry.
- I will.
- I only like
people to enjoy themselves
at my dinner parties,
by the way.
- Well, good.
- Okay, good.
- Sometimes, there are moments.
- Oh, my goodness.
- Where people get
a little rowdy.
- Lisa, do you ever analyze...
Are you
a self-analytical person?
Do you ever, like, go home
and think, "You know what?
Maybe I shouldn't
have said that? Maybe I..."
- Yes, well, you know, I...
- Do you know what I mean?
- When we were here
the other night at your party,
I actually went up to Vanderpump
and I said, "I was hard on you.
I'm sorry I was so hard on you."
- I would like
a f... ing apology.
- I'm sorry for treating you
and being hard on you.
I was hard on you.
- Why were you hard on her?
- Because I wanted her
to do something
that I needed her to do,
and she wasn't capable
of doing that.
- Yeah, but maybe that's, like,
a lack of understanding, no?
There's an old saying...
You can't put your head
on someone else's shoulders, so.
- Yeah.
- That's true.
- I don't know what went on,
but I love Lisa.
- I think we've both...
- She's always given me
what I wanted.
- I love Lisa. Sweet lady.
She's always been very kind
and very generous,
but my overview
is beyond Lisa or an individual.
Life is a subjective call.
We see everything
from where we are.
- Elliot Mintz's words
are very gently poetic.
- It's not a time to talk.
One should not be thinking.
♪ ♪
- Surreal. Ethereal.
♪ ♪
They're like this...
If it was a dance,
this would be
the Elliot Mintz word dance.
- Hang on tightly.
Let go lightly.
- It's very sweet...
but I don't know what the f...
He's talking about, really.
Mm. - Mm, I love that.
- Embrace the moment,
whatever the moment might be.
- So true.
- To the best you can.
- That's right.
- And when that moment
is fleeting...
- Let it go.
- Just toss it to the wind.
- And that's exactly
what happened
between us, in a nutshell.
- You didn't let it go, though,
did you?
- No, she hasn't.
- I have, absolutely.
- Yeah, but a year later.
- No, not even.
- Honey, what difference
does it make when?
- I'm just interested.
When you say
you let something go,
if you let something go...
I let something go immediately.
- PK's very interested
in my conflict
with Lisa Vanderpump.
He seems to know
more about the conflict
maybe than he would
normally know
unless somebody
filled him in on it.
I pretty much let it go
pretty soon, right after.
- Did you?
- Yeah.
I mean, I didn't see her...
- But Lisa never let it go?
- I don't think she let it go.
I love Lisa for who she is.
I had a moment with her,
and I am staying true
to my truth,
and then that's that.
The whole situation
I wish hadn't happened,
to be honest with you,
because it was unfortunate
that we went down that...
- Are you gonna tell me
what it was or not?
- Rabbit hole... no, I'm not.
At your house,
when I mentioned the Munchausen,
you asked me
why I didn't bring Kyle up.
Why did you ask me that?
- No, you said I said
you should speak to yourself.
- If we talk about it,
we keep it alive.
- Yeah.
- And life is so short...
You know, I lost my father
this year.
- Oh, I'm really sorry, Lisa.
- Sorry, Lisa.
- And... thank you,
but it changed my life.
It was a big moment,
and I was with him
when he passed,
and so to be with somebody
while they're passing...
- That's life-changing.
- Just changed my life forever.
- Absolutely.
- Do you think
that that may have, like,
planted an emotional seed
in you that... yeah.
- That's what I said.
I'm like... well, how funny.
- I didn't realize that you lost
your father this year.
- I'm not gonna justify
anything, I'm...
- That's not justifying it,
Lisa, Lisa...
- My father was dying.
- Lisa, that is
a perfectly rational,
reasonable excuse
to anybody in mankind.
- This man is telling me
how I'm feeling
and how I'm acting,
and it's shutting me down.
♪ ♪
- Coming up...
- I could do with a little less
of all the...
Everything
that you're working so hard for
and a little more time with you.
♪ ♪
[dramatic music]
- I didn't realize that you
lost your father this year.
- I'm not gonna justify
anything, I...
- That's not justifying it,
Lisa.
- My father was dying.
- Lisa, that is a perfectly
rational, reasonable excuse
to anybody in mankind.
Why don't you phone Lisa and say
"Lisa,
I just got to let you know,
I don't think I realized"...
- She knows, though.
- "What an effect the loss
of my father had to me."
Lisa, I think that's massive.
I think that's a game changer.
- You know, that happened right
before the death of my dad.
I clearly can't change
PK's opinion
of what he thinks about me,
my bereavement for my father,
and what went down
with his friend Lisa Vanderpump,
but what went down had nothing
to do with my father's death.
Zero.
You know,
what's also interesting
is Eileen also lost six people
in her family in the last year.
- No, please don't say that.
- Yes, and the time
that we were having
the toughest moment
among all of us women,
Eileen had just lost her mother
two days before,
and she didn't tell anybody.
She told me
and one other person.
Eileen's mother passed away
couple of days
before the reunion.
You look gorgeous, Eileen.
- Thank you, so do you.
- How do you feel?
- I really feel okay.
I don't know if that's bad.
- I'm there for you
if you need me.
- Thank you, honey.
- She wanted
to come to the reunion
and sit there
and be able to speak her truth
and get through it
and then go bury her mother
and grieve
and go through her process,
and, as her friend,
I supported her.
She said,
"Please don't mention it
because I want to be able
to stand here"...
- That's not fair
to other people, though.
- No, it's not.
I agree with you 100%.
- It was a shock.
She was just
...it had just happened.
She needed not to say
in that moment
that "my mother just died."
- You have to allow other people
to understand
someone's circumstances.
- I give Eileen a lot of credit,
actually,
for going and sitting there
and being able to go through it.
- It's kind of like,
"I'm not gonna tell them
I've lost my mother,
and however they behave, yeah,
is who they are."
- She had to. It was survival.
- But you can't
expect people then...
- It was absolute
survival mechanism.
I just don't understand it.
PK and Dorit are dissecting
how Eileen and I have handled
the deaths of our parents.
It's odd to me.
- I don't know.
I think it's kind of weird.
If you're friends with people...
- I disagree.
I think everyone should have
a choice in what they share.
♪ ♪
[upbeat dance music]
♪ ♪
- What's your plan?
Are you sticking around
for dinner
with all of us, right?
- Yes.
- And then you're going out
with your friends?
- Yeah.
- Hello.
- Hi, honey.
- Are you getting ready
for dinner?
- Yes.
- Excellent, how're you doing?
- Your beard's getting so long.
- It's getting scruffy.
- You don't even have time
to shave it, you're so busy.
- Guess what I got
in the mail today?
- What?
- A speeding ticket
of me and Alexia
in the Ferrari in Italy.
- No!
- [laughs]
- Whoo!
- Whoo!
[laughing] Yes.
- You got a ticket?
- I got a speeding ticket
with Alexia on the Ferrari.
- But you guys never told me
you got a ticket.
- How crazy?
- They took a picture.
- There's a picture.
- What if you get
pulled over here?
- I get a ticket.
600 Euros. - 600 Euro?
- 600 Euro, they...
- How fast were you going?
- I don't know, maybe 100 miles
an hour or something like that.
I wish I knew
how fast I was going.
- I know,
'cause it's, like, weird.
- I think we're only going,
like, 85 miles an hour.
- You really think so?
- Only a baller
gets a speeding ticket
in Italy in a Ferrari.
- Let's see
what a baller you are
when you don't have
any balls left
after I chop them off,
driving with my child
in the car like that.
- It's not that fast, actually.
I bet you 181 kilometers
is probably more like 90.
- 181 kilometers
is actually 112 miles per hour,
which means
I will chop off his penis.
- I'm gonna go watch some TV.
- All right, love you.
- Love you.
- You had a hard day? Busy?
- So busy. It's just so crazy.
It's fun. I mean, I love that
every single time about it,
but it's getting to a point
where it's like
I'm doing four things
in the same minute.
The problem is that
it's gotten to the point
where when I have, you know,
10 minutes of doing nothing,
I don't even know
what to do with myself.
- I'm very, very proud
of my husband.
I mean,
when he started the agency,
it was four agents
in one little tiny office,
and now there are 10 agencies
and over 200 agents,
so he's really built his company
from the ground up.
I could not be more proud
of you, honestly,
but it would be nice
if you were less busy.
- It's not every day
you get to make a brand.
And it's just a little bit
more work to get there.
- I could do with a little less
of all the everything
that you're working so hard for
and a little more time with you.
- Love, I mean, I get that.
- You know?
- I understand that.
- There have been
so many changes
in our lives,
with my work and his work,
that it's been an adjustment,
and we like to be together,
so if he misses something,
I miss his presence,
and vice versa.
Well,
maybe if we bought less stuff...
- Light...
- We could work less.
- So stop buying stuff.
- Hello, what about you?
- What about me?
- Just 'cause I buy more often,
you buy some things
I would not... never buy.
- All right, love, let's do it.
- Go get cleaned up.
- Thank you.
[upbeat dance music]
♪ ♪
- Honey?
- Yeah?
- Do you want a glass of wine?
- Perhaps.
- What is it...
What are you doing with that?
- This is great.
You know what this is?
I just got this yesterday.
Put the bottles down.
Think quick. - Aah!
This is, like, super heavy.
- Yeah, it's nine pounds.
- Is this what we're gonna
do now in the house?
- Because
we're playing tennis again,
I got this
to re-strengthen my arm, right?
- Uh-huh. Vinnie was number 25
in the world for playing tennis.
He was a phenomenon
because he came from, like,
basically nowhere,
and he beat McEnroe
and played all over the world,
and he was on the tour
for quite a while.
- 'Cause we're gonna play
the doubles thing, right?
Coming up? - Right, yeah.
- Great.
- Got a little...
- All right, you drinking wine?
- Yeah.
- I'm gonna have a beer.
- I got a interesting text
from Lisa Rinna.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
Lisa Rinna was at a dinner party
with Dorit and PK,
and somehow the fact that
I had so many people
in my life die
in the last couple years
came up
as a topic of conversation.
- Mm-hmm?
- The gist of it is,
is that Lisa Rinna told them
that I chose not to tell
the ladies at the reunion.
Dorit and PK had apparently
a very big reaction to that.
They thought
that I should've told everybody.
I don't understand why
Dorit and PK have an opinion
about me
and my mother's passing.
I don't understand why
they're judging my behavior.
I don't get that.
Because Lisa's father had died,
and I had suffered so much loss,
they thought
that was the reason why
Lisa Vanderpump and the two
of us had had issues.
- Yeah? Yeah.
- Which is ridiculous
because actually that death...
All those deaths happened
long after
the Lisa Vanderpump stuff.
- Of course, right?
- Months and months.
This kind of stuff happened
with Lisa Vanderpump.
That was all very real.
- I mean,
they have a few drinks,
and they all of a sudden make
assumptions like that, right?
- Right.
- That's what it is.
So they're all,
"We understand them.
Oh, it must've been
because of that."
- They're trying to find
some justification,
like they can't believe
that, you know,
certain behavior happened...
- Right.
- On other people's parts,
like Lisa Vanderpump,
but they can't believe
that she would act a certain way
and so they're trying to make us
look like we're wrong.
- Of course
they wouldn't go attack Lisa.
Lisa's wonderful...
Lisa Vanderpump.
- Right, so they're not gonna
want to see the rude behavior.
It absolutely seems
like PK and Dorit
are trying to rewrite history
that they had
absolutely no part of,
and I'm not quite sure...
Why are they doing that?
I was there.
I know what happened.
I'm gonna see Dorit.
We're gonna go
for a walk on the beach,
and I'm gonna ask her
about that and just say,
you know,
"What was that about, and"...
- Of course. When people
start talking about you,
you just get right to the point.
- Okay.
You have, like, one stray hair.
- Don't touch.
Don't touch the hair.
- You want me to.
You have one stray hair.
- Let's play tennis.
- No, it's not tennis.
It's a ball.
- This is gonna be tennis.
You're gonna play
in the tournament.
Strengthening.
So we go in the backyard.
We throw this at each other.
Boom! Hard as you can.
- Can I throw other things
at you instead?
- Perhaps.
- Coming up...
- That goes in your vagina?
- Oh, God, no!
I could never fit that in mine.
[laughter]
- Well, that tells us
a lot about Ken.
[upbeat dance music]
♪ ♪
- I look so ugly today.
- No, you don't.
- You haven't seen me
without my glasses.
Horrible.
- If you had to bonk somebody
else's husband, who would it be?
- If I had to?
- If you had to.
- Let's go through them.
- PK...
Well, he's used to somebody,
you know, 15 years younger,
so no. It... no.
I think Ben is kind of cute,
but he's not that shaggable.
Mauricio is an attractive man,
but I...
No, I just... I couldn't.
He'd be thinking of Kyle anyway.
No. No, no.
With Harry Hamlin,
I'd have to say,
"I'm so sorry about this,"
you know?
Maybe Tom.
Maybe actually he's the only one
I wouldn't have to apologize to.
Tom is the one I would shag.
We'd even give each other
a high five.
- I don't mean to be rude,
but I don't find
any of those people
attractive like that
in any way, shape, or form.
- We're all shagging people
we don't want to sometimes.
[both laugh]
Kelsey Grammar?
- Shag Kelsey Grammar?
- No, I'm saying that's...
- I don't want
to shag Kelsey Grammar.
- No, I'm saying,
that's a question.
- Why would I sleep
with anyone's husband
other than my own...
Why would I downgrade?
- Why don't you just say Ken?
Because then I'm not offended
and it gets you out of the game.
- Oh, okay, Ken.
- Oh, you're such a slut.
[both laugh] - Oh, my God.
♪ ♪
- This is cool.
- I know.
I've been dying to try this.
- Go ahead. You go first.
- Okay.
- Hi.
- Hi!
- How are you?
- How are you?
- I haven't seen you
in so long, it seems.
- You look amazing.
- Hi.
- Hey, I'm Eden.
- I'm Erika.
- Nice to meet you.
Let me see that hair. Wow.
- Just something
to get it out of the way.
- Tell me you did that yourself.
- Oh, no way. No way.
I wouldn't lie to you.
- You could just lie
'cause you look amazing.
- Thank you so much.
I appreciate that.
- Eden
is Vidal Sassoon's daughter.
Now, Vidal Sassoon
is one of the most iconic
hairdressers of all time.
If you don't look good,
we don't look good.
That's Vidal Sassoon.
- Is it wrong that I see
all these wrinkles on my nose?
♪ ♪
- All right, ladies.
- Okay.
- Kyle, we're gonna have you
have a seat here.
- I live in a town
where everybody looks
unbelievably good... ridiculous.
- Knock, knock. Hi, ladies.
How are you?
- Hi. Good to see you.
I want to look my best...
For myself,
for my husband, for my children.
- Kyle wants
her hoo-ha-ha tightened.
You actually do that? - Yeah.
- You've had four children...
- You need help.
- I do not need help.
- Okay, let's do this.
- Yeah, no.
- Let's do this.
- Come on, let's do this.
- I'm gonna fight it
every step of the way,
and when it comes to that day,
will I have a facelift?
Probably.
I smell smoke. [laughs]
♪ ♪
- All right, you guys.
You ready to rock?
Let's get started, guys.
Stacking your hips here. Nice.
Exhale as you draw the hips up.
Squeeze. Hold.
- People have this misconception
that because you have
a ton of money
you can automatically
make yourself look great.
Not true.
- She's cheating.
- No, I'm not.
I'm not cheating.
- Bend the elbows
into your waist.
- Oh, sh... that burns.
Well, you have to work hard
to look good,
stay healthy, stay fit...
This is hard work.
- Let's tighten my vagina.
- They have lasers for that.
- I will do a lot of things,
but I won't do that.
- Really?
- I don't even know
if I'd need it.
I don't look.
- How many kids
did you push out?
- What? Two.
- Two? Yeah, you need it.
[both laughing]
- Now it's time
to burn your neck. Go.
- Oh, God. Okay.
- All right.
It's a jelly pad.
- We need to look good.
Don't act like you've never
done anything to your face.
We can come back,
and we can do your vagina.
- Yes.
- It doesn't need to be done.
It needs to be made...
- You don't know
what you're missing.
- I do know what I'm missing.
Trust me.
- I'll show you the probe.
Hey, Alexa,
can you grab that probe?
- That goes in the vagina?
- Oh, God, no.
I could never fit that in mine.
[laughter]
- Well, that tells us
a lot about Ken.
[laughter]
♪ ♪
- Three, two, and one.
- You did it.
- I'm hungry.
- Why don't we go
to Fabrocini's?
- Okay.
- Let's go.
- Honey, I am half dead.
- After you.
I know. That was hard.
- But thank you.
I don't know why
I'm thanking you for killing me.
We're walking
by my love story right now.
- Where?
- I will show you.
The Optical Connection.
It wasn't called
the Optical Connection.
This was 24 years ago.
Hi, Dwayne.
How are you, my love?
- Hey, baby.
- Hi, beautiful.
- How are you, love?
- Hi, gorgeous.
How are you? - Hey.
- Erika. Pleasure.
- Thank you.
- I was telling them
about how I met Harry.
How Lisa met Harry.
- Right here in my store.
- You were selling glasses,
and you met...
- Yeah.
- He came in?
- Yeah.
- Hold on, and?
- And I gave him his glasses.
He came...
- Yeah, but he came back.
- He came back.
- Did he all... wait.
So he was flirting with you
when you bought the glasses?
- No.
- Nothing?
- No, he just came in
to pick up his glasses.
- And you were like,
"Holy sh..., that guy's hot."
- I was like, "Holy sh..."
No, "That's Harry Hamlin.
"Holy sh..."
I remember he had the best arms.
I don't think it mattered
really what his personality was,
is, whatever came out
of his mouth, nothing.
It's like I had seen
the second coming of Christ.
It was just, like,
a starstruck moment of,
like, "Oh, my God."
We got to eat.
She got killed at.
Bye, lover. - Love you.
♪ ♪
- Hi.
- Hi!
- I knew
you were a California girl.
- Can you believe?
This is my birthday present.
- It's amazing.
- It's insanely gorgeous
down here.
Do you think it's too windy
for our beach walk?
- I don't know.
What do you think?
- I feel like it is.
I feel like we're gonna
be windblown into the ocean.
I think we're crazy.
- I feel personally responsible
for the weather.
- Honestly?
- I'm sorry.
- This is so... it's stunning.
- Let's just see
if there's anything we can do,
'cause it is so
incredibly beautiful, isn't it?
- No, it's beyond beautiful.
- Okay. Okay.
- Oh, yeah. Pretty tushy.
- Not gonna happen.
- Eileen, I've already seen one.
Are you going to show me
yours as well?
Eileen, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you,
thank you for wearing underwear.
I think I've seen
enough hoo-has lately.
Ah, that's better.
- Sorry about that.
- No, no.
- Oh, my God,
I feel like I've been through
a fricking war.
- I know.
- So how are you?
How was your ride out here?
Did it take you...
- It took me forever and a day.
- I know, I know.
- At some point, I thought,
"Oh, my goodness.
Should I have brought
my passport?"
But then again...
- I really feel bad sometimes,
inviting people out.
I'm like,
"You don't have to come.
Like, it's gonna be
a long drive."
But, so are you...
I mean, are you
up for coming back out
to Malibu in the near future?
'Cause we have a friend
that's having just, like,
a little... short little lunch.
- Oh, my goodness, when?
[both laugh]
Let me think. Wait a minute.
I think in 2022 maybe.
- It's a chance to drive
your gorgeous car again.
- I know, I know,
and I have to tell you,
it does make the drive
so much easier.
- Right?
- I'm not gonna lie.
- It's my friend Camille.
- Okay.
- Do you know Camille?
- I don't.
- No? Okay.
She knows Lisa Vanderpump.
I don't know if Lisa is coming.
- Oh, Camille Grammar?
- Yeah.
- I don't know her,
but I know of her. Lovely.
- Yeah.
- Yes.
- Now, how did you fare
with the whole
escape room thing?
Did you enjoy it? We were good.
- We were good. It's cinnamon.
It's definitely cinnamon.
Did you put that down
as cinnamon?
- Something about
a competitive nature
I think made
Lisa Vanderpump and I,
like, overcome everything,
'cause really
it's about f... ing winning.
- I know, I know,
I know, it really...
- Let's let
bygones be bygones, people.
- That time
that we were in that room...
It was like
everything was sort of lost,
because
there was a bit of tension
between...
I think with the whole situation
with Erika and I, and I...
- Either way I got to tell you,
I felt bad for her.
I mean, I understood
what you were trying to do,
but I'm pretty sure
she felt completely blindsided.
Like, everybody was in
on the joke but her,
because I saw her
looking around the room
when she realized
that everybody knew about it,
but not her.
- My husband's like, "Dorit,
I could not stop staring."
♪ ♪
You clearly have the prettiest
vagina in the world.
- She was embarrassed.
- It's a faux pas.
Sometimes those things happen,
and... not a flashing,
but sometimes you have
these little incidences,
and then, you know,
relationships are formed.
- Well, that's kind of funny,
because I wanted to talk to you
about something...
When I told Lisa Rinna
that I was gonna be here,
she texted me
that, at your dinner party,
that there had been something
brought up
about a gathering that we had
with all the women
right before my mother died.
- At my dinner party?
- That Lisa Rinna was at
last weekend?
- Oh, you're gonna have
to remind me.
Forgive me,
I just don't remember.
- Okay.
How do I even explain then
if she doesn't remember
how it was brought up?
I guess you and PK
were both saying
that I should've told the ladies
that my mother had died.
- I don't really ever remember
your name being mentioned...
- Okay, well she told me it was.
She brought it up.
You don't even
f... ing remember it.
♪ ♪
- Coming up...
- You wear your hair, like...
Come on, don't ever change it.
- I love you.
Just for that,
you're gonna get a big hug.
- What happened?
- My hair is iconic,
and don't you f... ing forget it.
- When I told Lisa Rinna
that I was gonna be here,
she texted me
that, at your dinner party,
that there had been
something brought up
about a gathering
that we had with all the women
right before my mother died.
- Oh, you're gonna
have to remind me.
Forgive me.
I just don't remember.
- You guys had said something
like I should have
told everybody
that my mom had died
before that.
- I said that you should've told
everybody your mom had died?
- You and PK had, I guess.
- Eileen
had just lost her mother.
Two days before,
and she didn't tell anybody.
- That's not fair
to other people, though.
- No, it's not.
I agree with you 100%.
I don't remember in what context
we were talking about.
- Wow. Okay.
- I'm not gonna remember
every single topic
of every conversation,
particularly when it didn't
actually mean that much to us.
I don't really understand
what the text was.
- You and PK may have gotten
the idea
that because of the deaths
we'd experienced
that it somehow affected
how we handled the situation
with Lisa Vanderpump.
Her father passed,
and my mother passed,
months and months and months
after all the sh... hit the fan.
♪ ♪
She wasn't here.
We were going on a walk.
She mentioned it to me...
It would've been weird
if I didn't bring it up,
let's put it that way.
- I think it's weirder
that you did bring it up.
- Oh, for Christ's sake.
- I'm gonna be honest with you.
- How is it weirder?
- Because you can't
speak for someone...
- I'm not speaking for someone.
- I first of all can't
even understand most of it.
I have no idea
what Eileen's talking about.
She wants to put credence
on something
that I have no recollection of,
and she's driving me a bit nuts.
- I have to say,
the fact that you don't remember
her bringing up that part
that she just texted was...
- Bringing up what part?
The part about your mother?
- Yeah, and all that.
- She wasn't talking about you.
That wasn't the focus
of the conversation.
- Whatever!
That's what she told me.
I mean, certainly...
If it doesn't concern me,
why would I bring it up?
It concerned me,
so I brought it up. That's all.
If that part
hadn't been brought up,
I wouldn't have brought it up.
Does that make sense?
- No.
- Okay, it does, though.
- Sorry.
- It makes perfect sense.
I'm getting nowhere.
I'm getting nowhere.
I'm getting nowhere,
and the more I'm trying
to clarify it,
the more I'm confusing it.
I'm just making it worse.
- Let me tell you
my interpretation,
and then you tell me
if this is right.
- Okay? All right.
- Okay. Yes.
- You want me to understand
that the fight that you had
with Lisa Vanderpump
has zero to do
with your mother's...
- Yes. Of grieving, yeah.
- Okay, so that's what
you're trying to tell me.
Well, why the hell
didn't you just say it?
- I did! I did. I did.
- No, you didn't.
- I just said it to you,
like, five times, Dorit.
- Okay, well,
I definitely didn't get it.
- Well, I thought
I was a pretty blunt person,
but I'll work on that.
Even better.
I'll be even more blunt.
- Yeah, okay...
- Watch out, world.
[both laugh]
- Sounds good.
Am I still invited
to this lunch, by the way?
- Of course. Of course.
♪ ♪
- Hi.
- Hi. Three?
- Three, please.
- Want to take the one
in the middle?
- Sure.
♪ ♪
Thank you.
I'm just so in awe
of your father,
and he was one of those icons
growing up for me
that just...
And he was such a sweet man.
I got to meet him, you know?
- I'm sure he adored you.
Adored you.
- When I would see him,
I would be like "Harry,
I just got to talk
to Vidal Sassoon, my God!"
- Well, he defined
a whole generation.
- My father changed the world
with one haircut.
He created the bob.
Women wore their hair
as if it was a piece of art.
Before he knew it, his work
was on nine covers on "Vogue"
around the world.
- First of all,
you wear your hair, like,
come on, don't ever change it.
She really... she rocks the look.
- That's hilarious.
- Oh, I love you.
- Oh, why? What happened?
- I love you. Just for that,
you're gonna get a big hug.
- What happened?
- Yeah. Mm-hmm.
Who am I gonna listen to?
Daughter of Vidal Sassoon,
or... who is that again?
- You've had the same hairdo
for 20 years,
and you're basing it on my look?
- My hair is iconic,
and don't you f... ing forget it.
You've had an interesting life,
haven't you?
- It's been fun.
- How many kids are you?
- There was four,
one of my brother's adopted,
my eldest brother,
and then my... the oldest sister,
but she's gone.
- She passed away?
- Mm-hmm.
- And how old was she?
- In '02, she was 34.
She... you could tell it
was just a matter of time.
- Time?
- Yeah.
My sister Catya died
of overdose.
For a long time, I was numb,
very numb to it,
and just completely shut off.
Kyle's sister Kim, they did
the first movie together
called "Tough Turf"
with James Spader
and Robert Downey...
- I don't know...
- I didn't know that.
- This is how way,
way back in the day...
- Oh, my gosh.
- When my dad bought
Frank Stallone's house
in Bel Air...
- Oh, my gosh.
- And Kim would come over
with Robert Downey,
and Robert would play the piano
like crazy.
I'm like, "Who are all these
insane, like, just yeah?"
And then sure enough, you know,
they all sort of had
their stuff.
At the time Cat was really alive
and she was vibrant,
and they all had
this '80s hair and these skirts
and they were all
just, like, alive.
And then on this set was
the beginning of everyone's hey,
drug and alcohol abuse,
if you really look at it.
So it was kind of
pre-f... ed-up days.
- You know what we should do?
You know Kyle, so...
- Yes.
- She's doing a game night soon.
You should come. - Where?
- At Kyle's house?
- At Kyle's house.
- Okay, so it's a date.
- I got to go, you bitches.
I'm over you.
- [laughs] Get out of here.
- Coming up...
- She just had
her ninth number-one single.
- Wow.
- Isn't that crazy?
- Congratulations.
- Thank you very much.
- I don't know much about
Erika Jayne's music career,
but maybe a hobby of hers,
I guess?
- Hi, how are you?
- What it was used as...
Different methods
that are outside the box.
♪ ♪
- Hi, girls.
I brought you some salads.
Will you help me with this?
- Yeah, what do you
want me to do?
- One's for you.
One's for Farry.
- Thank you.
- Hey, you're off the phone.
- Hi.
- Hi, honey.
- What's up?
- Nothing.
- How are you?
Don't you guys rather meet
in my office?
Sit there?
Or do you want to do here?
- My husband has been working
so hard
that sometimes
I'll bring him food,
and the fact that I have
two daughters at the office now
makes it more fun
for me to bring them food,
'cause that's how I get
to see them these days.
So what's going on?
So tell me what you guys
are gonna do in San Francisco.
I hate
that you're leaving town again.
- It's gonna be
an exciting trip actually.
I'm very excited about it.
- Father-daughter trip?
That's nice.
- And Alexia's gonna
learn a lot, too.
Alexia, have you told your mom
how you're doing here?
Are you enjoying working here?
- Mm-hmm.
- Alexia is going to school
in Boston.
While she's here this summer,
Alexia has an internship
at the agency,
so every day she's with Mauricio
and her sister Farrah.
It's a family affair.
- 11 offices in 12 months.
- The more work
that he does now,
the less work he does later.
- True, true.
- We talked about that.
It's four or five more years
of sacrifices.
- Yeah, well, as long
as we get our family time
and balance, then it's okay.
- Yep.
- I think we have great balance.
- I do too.
- Alexia.
- What?
- He's my husband.
Quit saying we have balance.
You don't know.
From your perspective,
whenever you're home, it's like,
"Oh, okay, Dad's coming home,"
but, like...
- That's true.
- And you're in Boston.
It's just hard
finding the balance.
I'm doing a lot of stuff.
He's doing this.
It's like... you know, it's hard.
- You know what happens
with you,
is when you get busy,
you like to project it on me
and then you like
to make me the busy one.
- That's not true.
- Whoa, man.
- Oh, guess what?
I'm so excited.
We can film in L.A., 'cause
that was a big part of it.
- Oh! That's huge.
- Huge.
'Cause that's, like,
another thing
I'd have to leave town for
to do,
and I don't want
to have to keep being apart.
Here's the difference
between a man and a woman.
I take care of the kids
and you first,
and then that stuff
comes down here.
- We're in 100% agreement
with that,
which is why you have to be
supportive of me being busy.
- I know.
It's challenging
now that Mauricio and I
are both so busy.
- She just loves you too much.
- I do.
- I love her too much too.
- She does.
- I have four children,
my scripted show,
I just opened a sixth store...
But we know that our marriage
and our family are the priority,
so we're doing the best we can.
Be happy...
I could be so glad you're busy
and just do my own thing.
- This is true.
- I just want to be
with you more.
[both laugh]
♪ ♪
- Hey, girl.
- Do you want the hot stuff
in here?
- Yes, please.
I went through
an awful, public divorce.
I beat cancer.
And this house
is a new, fresh start for me.
[dog barking]
both: Hi!
- Hi, how are you?
- I'm so happy to see you.
So happy to see you.
- Oh, okay.
It's a little top heavy.
- Oh, my God, no, no,
that's gorgeous.
- This is kind of falling apart.
- It's a big house,
but it's a very unique property.
The guest house
was 8,000 square feet,
the main house
around 9,000 square feet,
and here I am,
a single mom with two kids.
It was just too much house.
- Okay, I'm having troubles
with the wine.
[laughter]
I'm gonna break that cork.
- The last few years of my life
have been hell.
I don't know
if the ice will ever thaw
between Kelsey and I.
He's so closed off.
When he shuts that door,
that door is closed forever.
- I broke it.
- I hit myself in the nose.
- Are you okay?
- Oh, my God.
- One thing about the new house
that I love, it's mine.
All mine.
[laughs]
all: Yay!
[dog barks]
- Okay, Joey. Calm down.
It's okay.
I know
you want to greet everybody.
I know.
Hello. Hi! Hi.
I'm Camille.
- I'm Dorit.
- Dorit, so nice to meet you.
Welcome to my home.
- Well, thank you for having me.
- Oh, thank you for coming.
- Hey.
- Hey, how are you, beautiful?
- For you.
- Oh, thank you.
- Of course.
- Nice to see you.
- Thank you for driving
all the way out.
- Oh, my God, my pleasure.
It's nice.
It's beautiful out here.
Are you kidding?
- Hi, Erika Jayne.
- Hey.
How y'all doing?
This is so pretty.
How are you this fine day?
Good to see you.
- Nice to see you as well.
- Thank you.
[exhales loudly] Chill.
I got on my underwear, babe.
- Okay, so do we want
to make our way outside,
and then you can?
- Yes, definitely.
♪ ♪
Oh, my goodness,
I've got my eye on that.
♪ ♪
- So, Erika,
I heard through the grapevine
that you're having a rehearsal?
- Well, on Friday,
I think I'm shooting the video.
- What's this video for, Erika?
- It's for this song
that I have.
It's just cool.
It's kind of
an '80s-themed thing.
- Did you release the song yet?
- No.
- So what happens...
So do you do the video...
And I probably should know this,
being somewhat in
this industry...
Do the song...
- Well, ordinarily,
you record
a whole bunch of stuff,
you curate the album,
and then you,
you know, pick your singles,
and then you go shoot videos
to those singles,
and then you pick release dates
and target dates
and then, you know,
let it all come down from there.
- I don't know much
about Erika Jayne's
music career,
but I do deal with Boy George
on a daily basis...
- The people did
the meet-and-greets...
They paid, like, $500.
- People just basically turn
into Mickey Mouse.
People stand in line.
- So for me it's kind of like,
I don't know,
maybe a hobby of hers I guess.
- She just had
her ninth number-one single.
- Wow.
- Isn't that crazy?
- Congratulations.
- Thank you very much.
- She doesn't really bring much
of the performer...
allure
in her daily conversations.
She seems quite reserved
and closed off.
- I'm so proud of you... I mean,
we were saying that earlier...
- Thanks, that means a lot.
- It's even sweeter
that it's happening
this time in your life...
I just absolutely love it.
- Well, it's unusual...
You know, it's highly unusual,
and it's a cool thing.
- Wow, why is it unusual?
- Well, it's unusual because
you should be 20 years old
and shown the door
when you're 25.
No, but just because
I think you're older
doesn't mean you have
to stop being inspired or stop...
- No, but you're kind of
a long way away from being
at that point where you can say
"when you're older."
I mean, you know,
you're a young girl.
- Yeah, no,
I'm not a young girl, but...
I'm in my mid-40s...
But I think for what I do,
I'm older, yes.
- Don't you think in your 40s,
what comes with 40s
is this confidence
and this sort of sense
of being and self-awareness?
- Yeah, well,
you've been 40 a week.
♪ ♪
[laughter]
- Coming up...
- I mean, I wasn't...
I didn't go through all of it...
- And I think that's why
she wanted to clarify,
because you weren't there...
- Let me just finish.
- Don't you think in your 40s,
what comes with 40s
is this confidence
and this sort of sense
of being and self-awareness?
- Yeah, well,
you've been 40 a week.
[laughter]
You know what I'm saying,
darling.
- I know.
- I'm giving you a hard time.
- No, no.
- Yeah, I do think
that when you're in your 40s,
you definitely become
more poised
and more comfortable
in your own skin,
and I think that it's something
that I know for me...
I feel very good.
- I think you care less and less
about
what other people think too.
- You really do.
- So you have more freedom then.
- You really do.
- To express yourself and...
- And you're not so caught up
with what other people
are doing.
You're really making
your own lane
and really your own life.
- It's very emancipating.
- It is, for sure. I agree.
- I know you went on a hike.
Where'd you guys go?
- Well, we tried.
We ended up at a picnic table.
- Eileen was telling me
about a conversation
that happened at a dinner party
that Lisa Rinna was at,
and I didn't want to make it
seem like I was dismissive
to the situation... I certainly...
- Wait, there was a situation?
- I don't think
there's a situation.
Lisa Rinna was simply concerned
that perhaps
it was being conveyed
that because of the deaths
in our subsequent families
it had affected our behavior
towards Lisa Vanderpump.
I'm not saying you did say,
you didn't say it.
I wasn't there.
It was not that big of a deal.
I don't think I was
confrontational at all with you.
I was just saying "Hey,
you know what? This happened."
- No, I didn't say
you were confrontational.
I said
that we had a chat yesterday,
and it was...
What we started talking about...
- I know, I just sense
that you're somehow... you know?
It seems to me that Dorit
is trying to make me a problem
when I'm not trying
to be a problem at all.
- This is what happened.
It's very simple.
All Eileen... and I think
I'm right in saying this,
is that... "Hey, Lisa Rinna and I
had some issues with Vanderpump,
"but it doesn't...
You know, the fact
that our parents were dying
basically has nothing"...
- That didn't affect it.
Has nothing to do with...
- Well,
it doesn't change the facts.
- Exactly.
- Of what happened
and what led up to it.
- Yeah, but Erika,
I'm hearing that from you
as your interpretation
from Eileen...
- But I was...
- Not from Lisa Rinna.
- I'm speaking
on behalf of myself
'cause I was there.
- What I got yesterday...
Because I wasn't there,
so, I mean,
I didn't go through all of it...
- And I think
it's why she wanted to clarify,
because you weren't there...
- Let me just finish.
♪ ♪
- Oh, okay.
- Well, I...
- Oh, snap.
♪ ♪
- Next time
on the "Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills"...
- There's no question
I feel like I'm in the hot seat.
Every time
I have a conversation,
there's a little bit of a dig
or a...
- I don't think
anybody was doing that.
- I've never come to game night,
but I've heard the stories.
- Penis?
- Peepee.
- Cock?
- Yes, she's wanted
to do this to me all night!
- Masturbation!
- Masturbating!
- Sex!
- Hello, it's, like, her dream.
Her dream come true.
- I'm gonna be very honest
with you.
You said to me... let me just...
- Stop talking.
You talk too much.
♪ ♪
- I never said anything
about your husband.
- Yes, you did. How dare you?
Are you kidding me?
Let's talk about your arrest.
♪ ♪
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about the housewives,