The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (2010–…): Season 7, Episode 7 - It's Expensive to Be Me - full transcript
Erika shoots her music video & Lisa R & Eileen come to watch. Erika & Kyle go to Mykonos for Erika's performance.
- Previously on "The Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills"...
- Five, six!
Five, six, seven, eight!
- Got some shows coming up...
Denver, Vegas, and Greece.
What I'm really
most excited about
is this new video "Expensive."
- Here we go.
- ♪ Don't give a f... ♪
- Yes!
Breast exam?
- Masturbating?
- Sex?
- Is it sex?
- Yay, you did it!
- Whoo!
[all cheering]
- We actually can get along
and have fun and play games.
- For some reason, with you,
I... I go deep with real quick.
- I honor that you
feel safe with me.
- We have a lot in common.
- You came after me
all last year.
- You know what?
The truth is the truth.
- Excuse me.
- The truth is the truth.
- I'm talking right now.
- Let's talk about your arrest.
- Lisa, come on.
Low blow.
- We, as sober women,
like, lead by example,
and when I hear you attack,
there's just something
deeper here.
[upbeat music]
- The crown is heavy, darlings,
so just leave it
where it belongs.
♪ ♪
- I may be two people,
but I'm not two-faced.
♪ ♪
- My advice to you:
don't hustle the hustler.
♪ ♪
- I speak no evil,
but I see and hear everything.
♪ ♪
- When you've
traveled the world,
you can speak
in any accent you want.
♪ ♪
- I'm an expert on luxury,
and I can always spot a fake.
♪ ♪
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Ms. Laia, you ready?
Come on, snap out of it.
- I know.
- Come on, now.
- Sort of.
- Today's a good day.
- Are you excited?
- Yeah, I just have...
You know, tired. - I feel you.
♪ ♪
- All right, we're gonna
have to hurry, honey.
I gotta be there at 7:00.
You gonna have to hit the gas.
♪ ♪
"Expensive," the video,
it is over the top,
signature Erika Jayne.
"It's expensive to be me.
Looking this good
don't come for free."
That's definitely true.
♪ ♪
How are the girls looking
in there?
- To die for.
- Those sets
are ridiculously good.
- Next level.
- I'm so excited.
People are usually
offended by my videos,
and I think I just
won an award for that.
- Does that feel comfortable?
- Bitch, whatever.
- [laughs]
- Guys, here we go.
- Roll camera, please.
- All right, I'm ready.
- Gorgeous.
And some... someone's calling.
- ♪ My kitty's like a python,
tick-ticking like a time bomb ♪
♪ Limited edition,
gotta buy it with no try on ♪
As long as I like
the music I'm creating,
then I will be passionate
about the videos as well.
I really don't care
when people are offended.
I mean, you know,
being offended,
what a waste of time.
I mean, who cares?
Go be offended at your own life.
- Action, pillows!
Oh, yeah, girls!
Whoo, yes, I love it!
- ♪ It's expensive to be me ♪
- Yes, it's to die for, oh!
Having so much fun!
We're so rich,
we just can't take it!
Yes, give it to me, girls!
And cut!
Boom.
- Oh, my God, it's so exciting.
It's like cotton candy
meets Vegas
meets Miami meets...
- We're giving you pillows.
- That's great.
- Everything we wanted it to be.
- Dream realized and more.
Erika, that was great.
Girls, fantastic.
That's a wrap, thank you!
[cheers and applause]
So fun.
- Hi!
- [laughs]
How are you? How are you?
- You look so gorgeous.
That was so fabulous.
- Come with me,
and I'll show you the lilac.
- Oh, look at this.
- It's so '80s.
- You can entrance
and exit these sets.
- Oh, you can, lookit!
- So you can actually...
have all kinds
of, like, moments.
- Don't you just, like,
wanna do, like, some moves
and, like, go there?
- You know she's dying.
- I gave Erika
a part on my show,
so I'm thinking that maybe
she should give me a part
in one of her
music videos, people.
- She's ready
to get up here and just go.
- Erika, jazz hands!
[upbeat music]
- Jagger, who do you
want to get the fries?
- Mama.
- Mama.
Good talking, Jagger.
- Hi, baby.
- Hi, Papa.
- What's going on?
What's he want?
What do you want, mine? - Yeah.
- You don't know why.
Now, do you want it?
Oh. - He's so our child.
Can you come with me
and I'll change?
- Do it by yourself...
Oh, now look!
- I gotta get ready.
- All right, running late.
♪ ♪
- Let me get my dress,
and I want to show you.
- Okay, show it to me.
- You know this whole
Erika panty thing.
- Erika, sorry,
Kyle needs some underwear.
- I don't have any.
- Oh, oh!
- What am I supposed to say?
"Close your legs, darling.
I don't like the view"?
I didn't mind the view.
- Eileen said to me last night...
She's trying to come in
and defend Erika.
- She said what?
- She said, "Stop talking."
- You talk too much.
- To you? Swear to me.
- I swear to you.
- Ugh.
- Oh, my God.
- Really?
- I swear to you.
- You should...
- I know...
- You know what
you should've done?
- The thing is...
- You should've said,
"Darling, I'm calling over
a broomstick;
you're going home."
I mean, honestly.
Telling you you talk too much.
- The thing is, PK...
- I mean, you do talk too much.
- Tell me. I can hear you.
'Cause I'm gonna change.
Tell me, my darling.
- Well, I'm just saying,
you do take a long time
to tell a story...
- No, PK!
- But I'm just surprised
you didn't
close that woman down.
- Ugh, trust me, I tried.
- You know what George
would say.
"Eileen, #GetALife."
- When it comes to friends
or any part of our lives
that I feel overwhelmed,
somehow PK comes out
with three or four words,
the perfect thing to say.
- Babe, you look amazing.
I love it.
- And it suddenly
makes me feel better,
and then I can go
conquer the world again.
- You know what you should do
is buy Eileen a mixer.
Let's buy Lisa a cuckoo clock.
The only f... ing normal one
is Vanderpump.
- Oh, PK. Oh, God, help me.
- Love you, love you.
- Thank you. Bye, guys.
- Are you going to Mykonos?
Will we not see you for a while?
- Yes, I'm going to Mykonos.
I'm gonna give a show.
- Oh, have a great time.
- I'll be thinking about you.
- Thank you. See you all later.
- Thank you for
letting us come in.
- Of course.
- Yeah.
- Oh, I'm so excited.
I'm so excited to go to Mykonos.
You have no idea.
- Bye.
- That's just a vision.
- I know. She's so cool.
I wanna dance.
[dance music]
♪ ♪
- ♪ My kitty's like a python,
tick-ticking like a time bomb ♪
[laughter]
- We're such idiots.
- I know. We're idiots.
- It's all right.
We're actresses.
We'll do anything.
- We can't help ourselves.
- I'll do anything for money.
You know I will.
[upbeat music]
- Maybe once our kids
are older, live out here.
- I don't know.
- Well, if you had
an agency out in Malibu,
we could.
- Yeah, I don't know.
- Could you live down here?
- I think so.
- No.
- Where are we going?
- Oh, there's Ken and Lisa.
Oh, catch them.
- I think we're lost again.
- This is a dead end, isn't it?
- That... is that it?
- Are you lost?
- Yes.
- Oh, good, well,
I'm glad I found you, then.
Come, follow me.
♪ ♪
All right, guys. - Oh, my God.
Are you kidding me?
- Crazy, huh?
It's almost 17 acres.
You have the pond right here,
a tennis court,
and then it's
a four-hole golf course.
- My husband went from working
as an agent for someone else
to opening his own company
five years ago,
and now he's
one of the top brokers
in the nation,
and I'm very proud to say that.
You know a house is big
when there's a tennis court
and you can't even find it.
Some of Mauricio's listings
are, you know,
outrageous, crazy listings,
like the Playboy Mansion
for $200 million.
That's crazy.
♪ ♪
- Look at that view.
- Lovely, gorgeous.
- It's all outside living,
isn't it?
Beautiful. - Isn't this insane?
- We're trying to get
a helicopter permit,
to bring in your chopper,
and you land right here.
Wouldn't that be cool?
- As one does.
- There's nothing like bringing
in your chopper, is there?
- I hate when I have to land
my chopper in my backyard.
- This property
is absolutely extraordinary.
If he's gonna sell this,
I think he's gonna make
a sh... load of money.
- I mean, I think
it could be worth anything.
I think it's one
of these properties that
could be worth $120 million.
- Yeah.
- I mean, I don't wanna,
you know,
decide what it's worth or not.
I don't think we're gonna
put a price on it.
I think we're just gonna bring
people that can afford it,
and we're gonna
let them make offers,
and we'll take it from there.
- Right.
- So somebody'll come in here.
They'll just
do their own design.
They'll put $6 million,
$8 million into design,
furniture, all that stuff,
and they could be living in it
in six months.
- I always tell my husband,
"I'm not any more happy,
you know, the more
money you make."
I was just as happy living
in our two-bedroom apartment
with three kids.
I was just worried.
You know when you get that bill
and you're so scared,
you don't wanna even open
the mailbox?
I don't miss stressing
over things like that.
- You guys, watch your step
on these things, right?
'Cause they're not, you know.
- Oh, f... me.
- You're not owning
this house, Ken.
You're not suing us
for the house.
The drawbacks of owning
your own company
is, you are your own boss.
That means there's
no 9:00 to 5:00.
So then, you know, I'm thinking,
"Oh, wouldn't it be nice
if he came home at 6:00
every night on the dot?"
That's not gonna happen.
- Closet in there, and then
the balconies are great, right?
- Yeah.
- Can somebody bring me a tea?
- I know, right?
- But he tells us, you know,
this is for our family.
This is for our children.
So I put up with him
working really hard
and building his company
for the end picture.
- Nice, right?
- Beautiful.
- Come on, then.
Let's have lunch.
- Are we taking
the Bentley, Mom?
- Coming up...
- I would say she's probably
mostly sober right now.
- Yeah, you're sober,
but that's not the issue here.
- They're this close
to Kim dying.
- Wow.
[upbeat music]
- No, I need to put
my coat over my hands.
- She's such an LA girl.
How could she be cold
on this gorgeous day?
- It's windy.
- Hello.
- Ah, beautiful, beautiful.
♪ ♪
- No, it was something else,
the property.
It really was amazing.
- Thank you so much.
I'm super excited about it.
- Yeah, you should be.
- It's amazing.
- Yeah.
- You know why you're so good
at what you do?
Because you love it so much.
- Do you like this photo
I took of you?
- What are you doing, Portie?
- She's taking scary
Snapchat pictures of you.
- And you're making me look
rather strange, aren't you?
Aren't you, Portie?
Show it to me.
- [laughs]
- Is that me?
I like that. - That's cute.
- When I play with Portia,
I just love the interaction
with little girls.
So when I do finally
get a grandchild,
I already have
my name picked out.
I'm gonna be Nanny Pinky,
and Nanny Pinky's
gonna be like
the fairy godmother.
I'm going to ruin
that little thing.
- You wanna know
what Portia would...
Wants to call her yacht
if she buys one?
- "Rosé, You Say."
- "Rosé, You Say"?
- She came up with that
on her own.
- I like that.
[upbeat music]
- Here you go. Welcome.
- Thank you.
- Hello.
- Well, hello!
Mwah.
Let's go in the store.
I need some pants.
- Love those... oh, my God,
love the lighting bolts!
- Why a lightning bolt?
- Because it's the new...
Instead of the heart emoji,
it's the lighting bolt.
That is... I bought
the lightning bolt sweatshirt.
- You're so cute.
- The other night
was so much fun for me
in so many ways. - Right?
- So many ways.
- It was so much fun
for me in so many ways...
- Until...
- Until that moment,
and then I hear Kim Richards
going around
with the other girls, saying,
"Lisa's giving me dirty looks.
Lisa's rolling her eyes at me."
I said nice things to her
when I got there
about her gra...
Being a grandmother,
and I meant it.
Congratulations. - Thank you.
If you thought you couldn't
get any closer to your child,
definitely brings you
even closer.
- I'm happy for you.
I try to be nice.
- And she just was like...
It was like vomiting, like,
this spitfire fuel.
Like, I'm like,
"This is not okay."
- Well, it's not.
- When you lose someone,
it's terrible...
- It has nothing to do...
- But it's no excuse
for going around and being mean
to Lisa, myself, Yolanda.
- Well, it's not why I was mean.
My father was not going through
anything when I went after you.
- Is Kyle, like, her...
- Kyle just stays quiet.
- She stays out of it.
- She stays out of it.
- Okay, okay.
- You came after me,
and you never really sincerely
said you were sorry, Lisa.
- You never sincerely
said you were sorry to me, Kim.
- Excuse me.
- Tries to, at least.
- Okay.
- She's very torn.
♪ ♪
- I hear that Rinna
was really rude to Kim.
Really rude.
- She said something...
You know what?
They got into a fight.
They were both arguing.
- If I had been there,
I wouldn't have
let her say that.
- They were both arguing.
- She didn't have a choice.
What was she gonna do,
dive across the table
and strangle her?
- Well, Rinna would.
- You f... ing understand that?
Don't you ever go after
my f... ing husband.
- They don't
like each other, period,
and Rinna said,
"We don't like each other, Kim."
- That's just
aggressive spice there.
- It's terrible.
You know, Kim's going...
Trying really hard,
and then somebody
says that to her.
- What Lisa Rinna said to Kim,
"Let's talk about your arrest,"
was just typical Lisa Rinna:
being impulsive
and saying something
she shouldn't say
that's going to be unforgivable.
- Lisa Rinna was just
inappropriate.
You know that. You know that.
- I can't even hear
about the Kim
and Lisa Rinna thing anymore.
I don't wanna think about it.
I don't wanna talk about it.
I don't want any part of it.
- I think if somebody's
flown across the table
and tried to strangle you
and then sent a text saying,
"I'm gonna f... you up"...
- [laughs]
- Auntie Lisa
has a gutter mouth.
- Oh, sorry.
You're right, sorry.
The two sisters have
a very complex relationship.
It's been a tumultuous
relationship.
We've all seen that.
- You better watch your step.
- No, you better watch yours.
- No.
- [yelling]
- Stop it!
- You are a liar and sick
and an alcoholic!
- You drive around
with a cell phone to your ear.
- What are you talking about?
You've never even been
in a car with me in years
'cause I don't even
hang out with you, so please.
- I'm so done with you
and your f... ing lies.
- I'm sorry you see it that way.
- No, everybody
sees it that way.
- But Kyle is very supportive
of her sister's sobriety,
end of story,
won't hear otherwise.
- I was just like... [gasps]
I mean, well, we told her,
"You can't say that.
Don't talk like that.
It's not nice."
- I know.
- I have to be honest.
Her sister...
For some reason,
I had no connection.
- To Kyle? Really?
- This is Kyle. This is Eden.
- Oh, that's so sweet.
- Thank you for having me.
- Thank you so much.
What can I get you to drink?
- I'm happy you took...
- Martini, margarita, wine...
- So I don't drink.
- Oh, okay.
- I'm happy with water.
I got no love.
I got no... I was like...
I brought a gift. I got...
- So she didn't even
pay attention to you?
- Which is fine.
- Interesting.
- I'm fine, but I'm like,
"You know what?"
- Maybe she was just preoccupied
'cause she was hosting
the party,
'cause that's so not Kyle.
She would... If you went to her,
she would not be aware
that she...
- Well, what if, like, I...
What if I asked her
to, like, lunch? - Absolutely.
- Then I might ask her,
because it was really,
really strange, and you know
I'm big on energy.
I left the house,
I said good-bye to both of them,
and she was still... - Really?
- I'm really hoping
to connect to Kyle.
I mean, I'm completely fine.
I'll be like...
- I think she would be horrified
and go,
"Oh, my God, I'm so sorry."
So cute, I love those.
- They're a small, but, like,
I like them baggy.
Oh, she'll say, "Oh, my God,
I'm so sorry"?
- That's my feeling.
- There's something there
that I wanna figure out,
that I'm gonna figure out.
I will know her.
- [gasps]
- Anything looks amazing on you.
- That's cute, isn't it?
- Yeah, it's fabulous.
- Oh, my God, this is such
a heavy-duty conversation
we're having here.
What is your opinion
on the Kim Richards stuff?
You know, like,
what do I do with it?
Nothing.
- Look, if she were open
and loving and kind
and came to you and said,
"You know what? I really...
There's something about you.
I wanna talk to you."
Then great, you would.
- Of course I would.
- But she's not doing that.
- No, when we get together,
all I see is, like...
- I felt... I saw it.
- Smoke coming out of her ears,
and I'm like, "Okay,
no, I'm not going there."
- Like, yeah, you're sober,
but that's not the issue here.
- I don't understand it.
I would say she's probably
mostly sober right now.
I don't think she's completely.
- I almost feel like...
I don't know, can I help...
What can I do to help you?
How can I help you, Kim?
Like, how can I,
as another sober woman,
understanding,
seeing what you...
How can I help you?
- You're the only person
I think that she would even
let in to discuss it
because you come
from a place of understanding
and being a sober woman.
- Maybe that's what Kyle
was rubbing off on me
because here comes another sober
woman who knows there's history
and strong and this and that,
and then... I don't know.
There was something.
There was something.
- That's interesting.
Well, Kyle's her enabler.
I mean, I will say that.
An enabler is someone
that continues to support...
Whether it's through love
or financially...
Support an addict.
- You know what?
I'm more... I am a tough love.
Like, I... the day my sister
called me, the day she died,
she was calling, talking,
wanting to meet me
for New Year's Eve,
and I literally delete.
- See, that's what
Kyle's afraid of.
I've got chills
all over my body.
She's afraid to turn her back
on her sister because of that.
She's afraid she's gonna die.
I know it. You know it.
You know what's going on.
You've lived it.
Like, to me, this is
what's gonna happen next.
They're this close to Kim dying.
- Wow.
I'm hearing from Rinna
that Kim's close to death.
Kyle's an enabler.
This disease impacts
the entire family.
Kyle's her sister.
I wanna get to know her.
I wanna understand her.
And by doing that,
I can then maybe help Kim more,
more than Kyle can.
- She's standing there saying,
"Well, I'm sober three months."
- Yeah.
- She thinks we're all
attacking her, which we only
tried to help her.
I think a lot of the women
have voiced that they think
I don't want her to do well.
It's the absolute opposite.
All I've ever tried to do
is help her, but it looks like
I'm being a mean f... ing bitch.
Three times is the charm.
- The charm, you're right.
- I'm f... ing done.
- Coming up...
- Hold on a second.
- You okay?
- Oh, God, I'm not
doing this crying.
- It's okay.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- EJ, time to pack for Mykonos.
- Perfect timing.
♪ ♪
Okay, do we have a plan here?
- Yeah, everything on this rack,
everything on this table.
- So what do you...
- Okay, let's talk about
costumes, first of all. - Blue!
- I love it.
- I think it's gonna be great.
- Amazing, all sparkled out.
- Listen, by the time
you get it up onstage
and gorgeous,
it's gonna be beautiful.
This is a huge deal
because Erika Jayne
is going international.
This is the chance for me
to really introduce myself
to all of Europe and, you know,
gain some new fans.
- This is a cute
little poochie moment.
- The event is Mykonos
International Gay Festival.
[laughs] Is that what it is?
Ooh, we definitely
have to take this one.
- Yeah, we love the leopard.
- Kyle is coming.
She's the only one
that can come.
She gave me this in Dubai.
- Aww, well,
then we should bring it.
- Never worn.
- Give it a moment. Love Kyle.
- Kyle's the most fun.
She'll have a margarita with me.
She doesn't take
anything too seriously.
She likes to laugh
and have fun and smile,
and I'm really into that.
How many trunks are we taking?
- We'll have, like,
eight to ten trunks.
- Do we want to actually
put these in the box?
- Well, why don't we have
the girls and Laia
pack that up later?
Like, manual labor's not...
- Our thing.
- Not our gig.
- It's a big deal.
- We're gonna smash it.
Always, honey.
[upbeat music]
- I'm coming, sorry.
I'm just raising my car, sir.
Is that spot there for me?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, you have to raise it
when you pull in
so that the bottom
doesn't scratch.
- Yeah, you do.
- Oh, now if I could only
get out of my car properly.
- It's so LA of me,
but I want a glass.
- A glass? Absolutely.
- Thank you.
Hi, pretty girls.
- Ooh, this is lovely.
- Some water for now?
- I would love some water,
and I would love an iced tea.
- I will have an iced tea
as well, please. - Perfect.
- Uh, hello? There's always,
like, these new,
fabulous things on you.
- Oh, that's not new.
That was my mom's wedding ring.
- [gasps]
This was her wedding ring?
How many carats is that hulk?
- 10 1/2.
My mom's wedding ring
is very sentimental to me.
It feels like I have
a little bit
of not only her with me
but, like, a little bit
of power.
- There is something
to this diamond.
That's why I wonder
about your mom.
There's something. What...
Was your mom... What was she?
- She passed away 14 years ago
from breast cancer,
and, yeah... and, so, yeah.
- I would've loved
to have met her mom.
- Yeah.
- Right.
- She's very entertaining,
that's for sure.
- How did... May I?
Where did the drinking
come from in your family?
Did it pass...
Get passed down from somewhere?
- Oh, with Kim? Um...
- Was your mom a drinker?
[dramatic music]
- No, she wasn't an alcoholic.
- So she was just normal.
- Does it always have
to come from somewhere?
Whoa, back up,
I don't even know you.
Why are you
jumping to conclusions?
- No, but, I mean,
you would think at some point...
- Yeah.
- Yeah, definitely somewhere.
She reminds me
more of my sister.
She reminds me of my sister
that was in the thick of it
and just sort of sitting...
- From the other night?
You said she was
with her game night.
- I know. She was...
She's sad. Her energy's heavy.
She's...
- I think she's stressed
right now, but she is sober.
- Does she, like...
Did she work a program?
- She is now.
- Does she work with people?
Does she...
- I don't wanna talk about it.
- She's coming...
She's going through it.
She's journeying through it.
- Mm-hmm.
"Let's talk about Kim.
"How's your relationship
with Kim?
"Tell me more about Kim.
"Tell me about
your family background.
Tell me about your family tree."
Can you just be quiet
for a minute?
- There's so much in here that
just hits, like, deep in me.
I feel sad. I get it.
I feel pain. And it's hard.
It's hard for me to watch.
I've worked so hard to be
where I am and who I am today,
and then I see this
and, I'm like,
"Like, she could be struggling."
My sister didn't see the light
at the end of the tunnel,
and everyone tried to cover up
and make it okay.
Is Kyle doing that for Kim?
And then one day,
you don't see it,
and they're gone?
I felt her sadness, and then,
obviously, I saw her anger.
- Yeah, their... their stuff
goes deep and way back.
- It goes deep.
It isn't just between
myself and Kim because
we were all there,
and we all experienced
the ripple effect, you know?
- The thing is this:
it's like, it's been so long.
Everybody has to move on.
- Well, I agree.
- And I think that to keep
talking about it
is so counterproductive.
- It is, but it's awful
for everybody.
It's gotta be.
Eileen and I have been down
this road, and Kyle makes it
very clear she does not want
to talk about Kim or any of it,
so I'm hopeful
that this conversation
is a step toward healing,
but it could absolutely
backfire.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
[upbeat music]
- So I was 30
when we adopted him, right?
- Where does time go?
- I don't know.
I adopted him. - Mm-hmm.
- And how could you love
anything more than Puffy?
Max has expressed interest
in maybe finding the whereabouts
of his birth parents.
Fill in your name. - What is it?
- What, you mean the name
before I got you?
I'm not gonna tell you that.
- I just want to know
my heritage.
I don't care about that.
- Do you feel weird
about going back there now?
- Going back to her office?
- Yeah.
So we're meeting
with the adoption lawyer
that facilitated
the whole process 24 years ago
when we got him
from foster care.
♪ ♪
- Hi.
- This is wonderful,
after all this time. - 24 years.
- Plus.
- I often felt threatened
when he was younger.
If he says to me, "I want
to find my birth parents"...
- How would you feel about that?
- I've had the good parts,
haven't I?
Nobody can take him
from me now, right?
But now he's 24 years old,
I don't.
I think it might be
emotional for all of us,
but I'm there to support him.
Was it difficult
to find the file,
'cause it was so many years ago?
- Uh, no, no, we keep our files.
People need access
to their legal records
and don't often maintain them.
- Can I have a look?
- Sure.
- [speaks indistinctly]
- Mm-hmm.
- I knew very well
that I could have more children
biologically,
but the adoption was my choice.
And we heard of Max,
who was in foster care,
and I just wanted him.
I just said I'd have him
before I even got there.
We actually tried to adopt
four more children
when we lived in England.
We were turned down
because we were too old,
and at the time,
I think I was 35.
I had no idea
what he'd look like.
He wasn't a very pretty baby,
but he became like a...
A little doll.
We are always your parents,
right?
- Yes, Mom.
- I think that said it all,
"Yes, Mom."
- Yes, Mommy.
- Yeah, I think
that said it all.
[laughter]
Pandora will probably put up
a bit of a fight about this,
but that's why she's not here.
Why are you crying, anyway?
- He's ours.
- Well, he's not...
That's not gonna change.
He's always gonna be ours.
I need you to be supportive
of whatever he wants,
do you understand?
Pandora was,
you know, five or six,
and she'd been an only child...
- Right, not easy.
- When we got him
at the airport,
Ken kind of brought him
through the security thing,
and, uh... hold on a second.
- You okay, Mom?
- Ish.
- Huh, you okay?
- It's emotional.
- Yes.
- It was emotional
at the time, that's for sure.
- Yeah, yeah.
- You okay?
- Max, you were this big.
- No, wait, hold on a second.
Oh, God, I'm not
doing this crying.
- It's okay, Mom.
- Yeah.
- Coming up...
- So excited.
- So excited.
Can't wait for our show.
You're performing
for 30,000 people,
just so you know,
and don't f... it up.
- It's gonna be difficult.
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.
- [chuckles]
- Mm-hmm.
- Okay, I'm back.
- You okay, Mom?
- Okay. Yeah.
- But anyway,
what I was trying to say
before I acted
like such an idiot,
an emotional idiot,
is that when we got you,
we gave Pandora Max.
- Mom, you okay?
- I'm not, but I just remember,
so then...
- Just good emotions, you know?
- Yeah, then...
So we gave him to her.
And I was looking
through the pictures.
She's holding him,
and it's like her baby.
And there was never
any jealousy between them.
When I talk about it,
all those years ago...
Of course it's emotional.
He's my son.
In an ideal world, of course
I wish that he wasn't adopted.
No, this is a good story.
It's not a sad story.
It's a good story.
- What are you crying for?
- Of course.
But then I wouldn't
have had him.
He wasn't mine to have,
but he's mine now.
Did you see... is that...
Does that say "collect geese"?
What's this? - Look.
- What?
- Music: guitar.
- Every situation is different.
- Oh, my God, that's so weird.
Max just picked up a guitar
when he was 14 years old,
and he taught himself.
[guitar music]
- Just keep holding that down.
- And now to see it
in black and white,
that his birth father
played the guitar,
that just shows you
that kind of talent
is inherited.
- We should get
a private detective
and let him come back
and tell us
where they are at the moment,
and then we'll make a decision
whether Max wants
to take it any further.
- That's right.
- And if he does,
Karen can approach them
and see if they want
to sort of have a meeting.
- Mm-hmm.
- They might think
that we're trying
to take him back to them.
[laughter]
- Oh, yeah. Sounds good.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- I love you so much, honey.
- I love you so much.
I'm gonna miss you.
- I'm gonna miss you more.
Portia, I love you so much.
- Have fun, though.
- I struggle every time
I have to leave
my kids and my husband.
I love you guys so much.
I miss you already.
- Should I come down?
- No, you don't have to.
Stay in bed with Portia.
But I'm looking forward
to just being away with Erika.
♪ ♪
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
[cork pops]
- That's when I was
the cocktail waitress.
- Expensive.
- Starting the day off right.
- Mm-hmm.
- So excited.
- This is so exciting.
- So exciting.
- I can't wait for our show.
- We're going
to f... ing murder it.
- Mm-hmm.
Tomorrow we have sound check.
- What time?
- At 10:00 p.m.
Because you're performing
at 3:00 a.m.
Club doesn't open till 1:00 a.m.
- What?
- And then we need to do
a little rehearsal, though.
I just wanna make sure
that we got the new number down.
We're performing "Expensive"
for the first time ever.
- Ever, true.
- Rest of the show, you know,
but that song...
- Yeah, that's important.
- Don't you agree?
- Yeah.
- You're performing
for 30,000 people,
just so you know,
and don't f... it up.
- I am so tired
from the traveling,
but this is work.
You know, that's really
why we're here.
Here's to Kyle...
- Here's to Kyle.
- For hauling her ass...
- All the way to...
- All the way to Mykonos!
That means something.
Good for you, Kyle.
♪ ♪
- Oh, it's so windy. Hello?
- Kyle?
[screaming]
- Hi!
- Oh, my God.
- Thank you for coming
all the way
around the world
just to come and see me.
- Well, thank you for having me.
- Are you kidding me?
- Oh, my God.
- Welcome to Mykonos.
We'll have a really good time.
- Oh, my God, I'm so excited.
- Come inside, come inside,
come inside.
- This is just what I imagined.
All the white and then
the blue water and just
the gorgeous open views.
It's perfection.
- I'll show you all around.
- How many people
do you have staying here?
- I have about ten in my crew.
- I love how Erika Jayne
travels with her posse.
There are a lot of people.
- Wait, how did
our look hold up?
Was it good?
- I thought it looked great
until they tied this,
like, black Bedouin thing
around my head, and I was like,
"No, there goes my head!"
- Over the braid?
- And she takes
very good care of them.
She spends a lot of money
on her posse, let me tell you.
- Come with me.
Let me show you your room.
- Loving that caftan on you.
- I know.
I'm so glad I got to wear it.
♪ ♪
When I saw this room,
I was like,
this has to be yours.
- Oh, my gosh.
- And it has
a little Juliet balcony.
Pop on out there.
Juliet waiting for Romeo.
- Oh, my gosh.
I'm gonna have my coffee
here tomorrow morning.
Show me around. - Let's go.
- Okay.
- Okay. Pool, bar.
Be careful here,
'cause these rocks
are kind of like...
- Little hidden steps.
- Shady-balls.
This is, like, the glam house,
where hair and makeup happens.
And then the boys are staying
actually underneath there.
Kyle's not judgmental.
I like her energy.
I think that she's levelheaded.
- Tomorrow night's the big show.
- Tomorrow night's the show.
- We'll be dancing.
- All night long.
I've stayed away from women
in the past because they
tend to be a little bit
judgmental and gossipy.
- It's a cheeky little gift,
since we've all seen
your pretty little puss now.
Do you know that it literally
went over my head that night?
My husband's like, "Dorit,
I could not stop staring."
- I've never found Kyle
to be rude or ugly to me.
And I really appreciate
you coming
and supporting me like this.
- Oh, my gosh,
I'm so excited to see.
- I really am, like,
indebted to you.
- Well, hello, you see
how excited I was in San Diego.
- ♪ I'm a princess,
princess, princess ♪
I know. [laughs]
Well, wait till you see...
- A lot of times,
I'm gonna be...
- Wait till you see this, honey.
This is gonna be on st...
San Diego on steroids.
- Coming up...
- It's enough.
- I'm really trying to see this
from your point of view.
- Well...
- And I... Well, let me finish.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Let me check. Okay, all good.
Who taught you that, by the way?
Was it Peggy? - No, that was me.
- Ooh.
I pay attention to detail.
I love for everything
to be perfect.
Let's get out of here, Phoenix.
- Bye, Phoenix.
- Well done, Neila.
Thank you, honey.
- You're welcome.
- I don't like tension,
and I don't like conflict.
This is not, like,
to make Erika feel bad,
and you guys raising it...
- Because it's uncomfortable.
We're talking
about her crotch, Dorit.
- Well, for f... 's sake,
you're the one
who brought it up, aren't you?
So I'm definitely
the type of girl
that would pick up the phone
and try and resolve an issue
that I had
with one of my girlfriends.
[line rings]
- Hello.
- Hi, Eileen, it's Dorit.
- Oh, hi, Dorit, how are you?
- I'm good. How are you?
- I'm fine.
- Well, I think things
got a little out of hand
and a little heated
the other night at game night,
and I was just wondering
if you and... well,
I will be calling Lisa as well...
But if you would like
to get together and just have
a little bit of a girl chat?
- I think that would be
a very, very, very good idea
to do that.
- All right, have you been
to the Huntley Hotel
in Santa Monica?
- Uh, actually, I haven't,
but I've seen it.
It's gorgeous.
- So maybe we could meet there
about 12:00?
- Uh, sure, sounds good.
- All right, Eileen,
I look forward to it.
One down, one to go.
Hi, Lisa, it's Dorit.
- Hi, Dorit.
- Things got a little
out of control the other night.
- They did, didn't they?
- Coupled with a few drinks and,
I think, some misunderstanding.
I would very much like it
if perhaps you, me, and Eileen
can sit down together.
- I would love that.
I think that
is such a great idea.
I'm so glad you called.
I look forward to it.
Thanks, Dorit.
- Me too, Lisa. Take care.
- Okay, you too, bye-bye.
- Bye-bye, bye.
Do I have my reservations?
Slightly, but I'm definitely
prepared to see what happens
and have an open mind.
I can hear my little baby girl.
[upbeat music]
- All right, you guys,
listen up.
Okay, so we have a new song
in the show, "Expensive."
And it needs to be
just as killer
as every other song in our set.
Hit it, John!
- As challenging
as a music video is,
it's, like, nowhere even close
to what a live performance is.
♪ My kitty's like a python ♪
- Drop!
- ♪ Tick-ticking like ♪
You get no second chances.
I know the vocal stuff
I have to do.
There are a lot more
moving parts
with the boys around,
including the lift,
which is the first time
I've ever done it.
- Everybody, what?
- ♪ Everybody knows that I'm ♪
♪ A million-dollar diamond ♪
- From here, you guys
take off your shirts.
Audience goes nuts.
It's a bunch of gays.
They love it. Yada yada yada.
You throw the shirts
into the audience.
- ♪ Bentleys and Benzes
through cash-colored lenses ♪
- Bop, bop, bop, bop, look!
- ♪ Ching,
it's expensive to be me ♪
- Erika and I have
very, very different lives.
- Oh, oh!
- I mean, I'm still waking up
and making breakfast
for my kids
and snacks and carpool.
- Here we go.
- And meanwhile, she's being
tossed up in the air
by all these good-looking
naked guys in Mykonos
and getting paid to do it.
I mean, hello,
she's having a lot of fun.
- Oh!
Make your way back to center.
Engage the audience.
Both: Uh, bitch, what?
- ♪ That's just who I be ♪
♪ It's expensive to be me ♪
- And hold.
- Oh, do I end there?
No, I'm here.
Expensive to be me.
- When in doubt, pat the puss.
- Yes.
- Yeah!
We have to get
this number right.
You cannot fall on your face
here in Mykonos.
- I just wanna perfect
this lift real quick.
So we're dropping down.
Okay, "expensive,"
turn her around.
And then walk her forward.
[screaming]
- Oh, sh...
[laughter]
- I f... ing hate you!
- I don't wanna be
Debbie Downer,
but they just spent three hours
getting her hair
to look like that.
- Rehearsal is over, thank you.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- I have to eat.
I'm really, really hungry.
- I'm starving.
I just am hungry all the time.
Whoo!
- Good afternoon. How are you?
Thank you.
- I figure that we've seen
two different Dorits, right?
'Cause in the beginning,
she was so charming.
- Lovely.
♪ ♪
I don't like to have issues
with people,
so if somebody wants to talk
something through,
I absolutely will do it, 100%.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
Hello!
- Hello, and it's so nice
to see you both.
- Thank you.
- It's nice to see you too.
- And I'm really happy
that you girls agreed
to come for lunch
because I feel like
it got escalated and heated
the other night,
and hopefully we can resolve it
in, you know, adult,
happy, comfortable fun.
And if not, then,
well, we tried.
- Coming up...
- Eileen, darling, honestly,
you're bringing it up again.
- Please, Dorit, please, Dorit,
just shut up.
- First of all, I'd had a few
too many drinks that night.
I just wanna say that
first and fore...
That's no excuse, per se, for...
You know, I don't think
I behaved necessarily
bad or wrong.
Thank you. Is that flat?
- It's flat.
- Thank you.
The thing that happened
with Erika... and I appreciate,
as her friend, that you wanted
to let me know that you
felt bad for her
and that she was blindsided.
But when she's okay with it,
we have it out,
and it's sort of been
put to bed, and then,
in every conversation
I have with you,
you seem to want
to resuscitate it...
And she's even saying...
Even at Camille's lunch,
she had said, you know,
"It was done and dusted
for me that night."
- I told her yesterday,
and I may have misspoke.
It was just my opinion.
I thought you felt
a little blindsided.
- It's all good.
- And I really want
to understand
why you keep bringing it up.
- I don't feel like
you keep bringing it up, but...
- Yeah, well, she does to me,
whenever I've been
with her after from, you know,
Malibu, to Camille's,
and by the time it was
the last time
that you brought it up,
it was already at that moment
like, okay, it's enough.
It's enough already.
- I understand.
- I mean, Erika's fine with it.
I'm fine with it.
I had it out with Erika.
- Uh-huh.
- Everyone, I think,
at that moment, had had enough.
- Right.
At the game night, when I said,
"You talk too much,"
it's because I couldn't
get a word in.
- To me, it's just
a bit peculiar
that you're speaking
on behalf of her.
She's a big girl.
- But can I ask you something?
I'm not speaking
on behalf of her.
I'm speaking
on behalf of myself.
It's part of Dorit's charm.
She likes to talk a lot.
So you think I was, like...
In Malibu, you thought I was,
like, coming at you
in an attacking way?
- Eileen, darling...
- I'm just asking.
- No, I don't think you were
coming at me or attacking me.
The only time I really felt,
"Okay, enough is enough.
Honestly, you're bringing
it up again?"
Certainly, at game night,
which is why I was
really defensive,
but it was like, oh, my God.
- I'm really trying...
Really trying to see this
from your point of view.
- Well...
- And I... Well, let me finish.
Please, Dorit, please, Dorit,
just shut up.
We're so close. Shut up!
I don't remember that happening
exactly that way,
but if that's how it
came across, I'm sorry.
I never meant it that way.
- Well, I appreciate
you saying that.
And as far as the text message
that you erased...
- Lisa Rinna, she texted me that
you guys had said something
like I should've told everybody
that my mom had died and that...
- I said that you should've
told everybody
your mom had died?
- I think, yeah,
you and PK had, I guess.
- I-I don't remember.
- D, this was about me
more than anything.
- Right.
- It wasn't anything
to do with you.
It was to clear up with Eileen.
- Right.
- But the fact that you said
it didn't come up made it
complicated and confusing.
See, that was my own thing.
- Okay, I'm sorry that I don't...
I-I didn't remember.
- It's always a good thing
to get an apology,
because it just validates
what I said.
'Cause you know what?
Everyone hates me for it,
but the truth is, in the end,
I'm always right.
I sent the text,
and so that started
a lot of this ball rolling.
If we were to reset the button,
I wouldn't have sent the text
to Eileen.
We would've called you.
- How about if we just try
to set the reset button?
'Cause we got off
to a great, great start.
- Yeah.
- And I really do apologize.
I didn't mean to put you
in the hot seat or make you
feel uncomfortable,
and I would rather
just start fresh... - Me too.
- And put all this behind us,
and let's move forward.
- Sounds good to me,
girls, yeah.
- Good.
- You know, I'm not gonna
forget the way they treated me,
but I'd like to have
a real positive outlook.
I'm hopeful.
- It's silly.
- Nobody is coming
from a bad place here.
I know that.
- Right.
And you know what?
Maybe PK's right.
Maybe I just talk too much.
[laughs]
- So if we have a problem,
come to each other.
- Yes.
- And if you have a problem
with Eileen saying something
offhand, whatever...
- Let's hope not.
- Well, I know,
but you know what I'm saying?
Like, you could also say,
"I don't like that
"you're speaking for Lisa Rinna.
Let's let Lisa Rinna
speak for herself."
Whatever! - Right.
- But we cannot
make a big deal, and we...
- I think I'm just gonna take
a vow of silence.
- And I'm just gonna
take a Valium.
[laughter]
- Can I have one?
- Yeah, sure.
- Next on "The Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills"...
[upbeat music]
- Ladies and gentlemen,
Culture Club!
- Hi, beautiful people.
- Oh, my God, I love Boy George.
- Mykonos!
♪ It's expensive to be me ♪
- I have not put alcohol
in a smoothie,
but I have thrown a Xanax in.
- I would do that.
- Have you talked to Kim
about this, then?
- No, but I want to.
She has the behavior
of a straight-on alcoholic.
- A piece of what I first
went through starts
to come back a little bit.
- Yeah.
- Like, all of a sudden,
it's like...[gasps]
- Why are you having anxiety
over your grandson's birth?
It's a red flag.
- To learn more
about the housewives,
Housewives of Beverly Hills"...
- Five, six!
Five, six, seven, eight!
- Got some shows coming up...
Denver, Vegas, and Greece.
What I'm really
most excited about
is this new video "Expensive."
- Here we go.
- ♪ Don't give a f... ♪
- Yes!
Breast exam?
- Masturbating?
- Sex?
- Is it sex?
- Yay, you did it!
- Whoo!
[all cheering]
- We actually can get along
and have fun and play games.
- For some reason, with you,
I... I go deep with real quick.
- I honor that you
feel safe with me.
- We have a lot in common.
- You came after me
all last year.
- You know what?
The truth is the truth.
- Excuse me.
- The truth is the truth.
- I'm talking right now.
- Let's talk about your arrest.
- Lisa, come on.
Low blow.
- We, as sober women,
like, lead by example,
and when I hear you attack,
there's just something
deeper here.
[upbeat music]
- The crown is heavy, darlings,
so just leave it
where it belongs.
♪ ♪
- I may be two people,
but I'm not two-faced.
♪ ♪
- My advice to you:
don't hustle the hustler.
♪ ♪
- I speak no evil,
but I see and hear everything.
♪ ♪
- When you've
traveled the world,
you can speak
in any accent you want.
♪ ♪
- I'm an expert on luxury,
and I can always spot a fake.
♪ ♪
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Ms. Laia, you ready?
Come on, snap out of it.
- I know.
- Come on, now.
- Sort of.
- Today's a good day.
- Are you excited?
- Yeah, I just have...
You know, tired. - I feel you.
♪ ♪
- All right, we're gonna
have to hurry, honey.
I gotta be there at 7:00.
You gonna have to hit the gas.
♪ ♪
"Expensive," the video,
it is over the top,
signature Erika Jayne.
"It's expensive to be me.
Looking this good
don't come for free."
That's definitely true.
♪ ♪
How are the girls looking
in there?
- To die for.
- Those sets
are ridiculously good.
- Next level.
- I'm so excited.
People are usually
offended by my videos,
and I think I just
won an award for that.
- Does that feel comfortable?
- Bitch, whatever.
- [laughs]
- Guys, here we go.
- Roll camera, please.
- All right, I'm ready.
- Gorgeous.
And some... someone's calling.
- ♪ My kitty's like a python,
tick-ticking like a time bomb ♪
♪ Limited edition,
gotta buy it with no try on ♪
As long as I like
the music I'm creating,
then I will be passionate
about the videos as well.
I really don't care
when people are offended.
I mean, you know,
being offended,
what a waste of time.
I mean, who cares?
Go be offended at your own life.
- Action, pillows!
Oh, yeah, girls!
Whoo, yes, I love it!
- ♪ It's expensive to be me ♪
- Yes, it's to die for, oh!
Having so much fun!
We're so rich,
we just can't take it!
Yes, give it to me, girls!
And cut!
Boom.
- Oh, my God, it's so exciting.
It's like cotton candy
meets Vegas
meets Miami meets...
- We're giving you pillows.
- That's great.
- Everything we wanted it to be.
- Dream realized and more.
Erika, that was great.
Girls, fantastic.
That's a wrap, thank you!
[cheers and applause]
So fun.
- Hi!
- [laughs]
How are you? How are you?
- You look so gorgeous.
That was so fabulous.
- Come with me,
and I'll show you the lilac.
- Oh, look at this.
- It's so '80s.
- You can entrance
and exit these sets.
- Oh, you can, lookit!
- So you can actually...
have all kinds
of, like, moments.
- Don't you just, like,
wanna do, like, some moves
and, like, go there?
- You know she's dying.
- I gave Erika
a part on my show,
so I'm thinking that maybe
she should give me a part
in one of her
music videos, people.
- She's ready
to get up here and just go.
- Erika, jazz hands!
[upbeat music]
- Jagger, who do you
want to get the fries?
- Mama.
- Mama.
Good talking, Jagger.
- Hi, baby.
- Hi, Papa.
- What's going on?
What's he want?
What do you want, mine? - Yeah.
- You don't know why.
Now, do you want it?
Oh. - He's so our child.
Can you come with me
and I'll change?
- Do it by yourself...
Oh, now look!
- I gotta get ready.
- All right, running late.
♪ ♪
- Let me get my dress,
and I want to show you.
- Okay, show it to me.
- You know this whole
Erika panty thing.
- Erika, sorry,
Kyle needs some underwear.
- I don't have any.
- Oh, oh!
- What am I supposed to say?
"Close your legs, darling.
I don't like the view"?
I didn't mind the view.
- Eileen said to me last night...
She's trying to come in
and defend Erika.
- She said what?
- She said, "Stop talking."
- You talk too much.
- To you? Swear to me.
- I swear to you.
- Ugh.
- Oh, my God.
- Really?
- I swear to you.
- You should...
- I know...
- You know what
you should've done?
- The thing is...
- You should've said,
"Darling, I'm calling over
a broomstick;
you're going home."
I mean, honestly.
Telling you you talk too much.
- The thing is, PK...
- I mean, you do talk too much.
- Tell me. I can hear you.
'Cause I'm gonna change.
Tell me, my darling.
- Well, I'm just saying,
you do take a long time
to tell a story...
- No, PK!
- But I'm just surprised
you didn't
close that woman down.
- Ugh, trust me, I tried.
- You know what George
would say.
"Eileen, #GetALife."
- When it comes to friends
or any part of our lives
that I feel overwhelmed,
somehow PK comes out
with three or four words,
the perfect thing to say.
- Babe, you look amazing.
I love it.
- And it suddenly
makes me feel better,
and then I can go
conquer the world again.
- You know what you should do
is buy Eileen a mixer.
Let's buy Lisa a cuckoo clock.
The only f... ing normal one
is Vanderpump.
- Oh, PK. Oh, God, help me.
- Love you, love you.
- Thank you. Bye, guys.
- Are you going to Mykonos?
Will we not see you for a while?
- Yes, I'm going to Mykonos.
I'm gonna give a show.
- Oh, have a great time.
- I'll be thinking about you.
- Thank you. See you all later.
- Thank you for
letting us come in.
- Of course.
- Yeah.
- Oh, I'm so excited.
I'm so excited to go to Mykonos.
You have no idea.
- Bye.
- That's just a vision.
- I know. She's so cool.
I wanna dance.
[dance music]
♪ ♪
- ♪ My kitty's like a python,
tick-ticking like a time bomb ♪
[laughter]
- We're such idiots.
- I know. We're idiots.
- It's all right.
We're actresses.
We'll do anything.
- We can't help ourselves.
- I'll do anything for money.
You know I will.
[upbeat music]
- Maybe once our kids
are older, live out here.
- I don't know.
- Well, if you had
an agency out in Malibu,
we could.
- Yeah, I don't know.
- Could you live down here?
- I think so.
- No.
- Where are we going?
- Oh, there's Ken and Lisa.
Oh, catch them.
- I think we're lost again.
- This is a dead end, isn't it?
- That... is that it?
- Are you lost?
- Yes.
- Oh, good, well,
I'm glad I found you, then.
Come, follow me.
♪ ♪
All right, guys. - Oh, my God.
Are you kidding me?
- Crazy, huh?
It's almost 17 acres.
You have the pond right here,
a tennis court,
and then it's
a four-hole golf course.
- My husband went from working
as an agent for someone else
to opening his own company
five years ago,
and now he's
one of the top brokers
in the nation,
and I'm very proud to say that.
You know a house is big
when there's a tennis court
and you can't even find it.
Some of Mauricio's listings
are, you know,
outrageous, crazy listings,
like the Playboy Mansion
for $200 million.
That's crazy.
♪ ♪
- Look at that view.
- Lovely, gorgeous.
- It's all outside living,
isn't it?
Beautiful. - Isn't this insane?
- We're trying to get
a helicopter permit,
to bring in your chopper,
and you land right here.
Wouldn't that be cool?
- As one does.
- There's nothing like bringing
in your chopper, is there?
- I hate when I have to land
my chopper in my backyard.
- This property
is absolutely extraordinary.
If he's gonna sell this,
I think he's gonna make
a sh... load of money.
- I mean, I think
it could be worth anything.
I think it's one
of these properties that
could be worth $120 million.
- Yeah.
- I mean, I don't wanna,
you know,
decide what it's worth or not.
I don't think we're gonna
put a price on it.
I think we're just gonna bring
people that can afford it,
and we're gonna
let them make offers,
and we'll take it from there.
- Right.
- So somebody'll come in here.
They'll just
do their own design.
They'll put $6 million,
$8 million into design,
furniture, all that stuff,
and they could be living in it
in six months.
- I always tell my husband,
"I'm not any more happy,
you know, the more
money you make."
I was just as happy living
in our two-bedroom apartment
with three kids.
I was just worried.
You know when you get that bill
and you're so scared,
you don't wanna even open
the mailbox?
I don't miss stressing
over things like that.
- You guys, watch your step
on these things, right?
'Cause they're not, you know.
- Oh, f... me.
- You're not owning
this house, Ken.
You're not suing us
for the house.
The drawbacks of owning
your own company
is, you are your own boss.
That means there's
no 9:00 to 5:00.
So then, you know, I'm thinking,
"Oh, wouldn't it be nice
if he came home at 6:00
every night on the dot?"
That's not gonna happen.
- Closet in there, and then
the balconies are great, right?
- Yeah.
- Can somebody bring me a tea?
- I know, right?
- But he tells us, you know,
this is for our family.
This is for our children.
So I put up with him
working really hard
and building his company
for the end picture.
- Nice, right?
- Beautiful.
- Come on, then.
Let's have lunch.
- Are we taking
the Bentley, Mom?
- Coming up...
- I would say she's probably
mostly sober right now.
- Yeah, you're sober,
but that's not the issue here.
- They're this close
to Kim dying.
- Wow.
[upbeat music]
- No, I need to put
my coat over my hands.
- She's such an LA girl.
How could she be cold
on this gorgeous day?
- It's windy.
- Hello.
- Ah, beautiful, beautiful.
♪ ♪
- No, it was something else,
the property.
It really was amazing.
- Thank you so much.
I'm super excited about it.
- Yeah, you should be.
- It's amazing.
- Yeah.
- You know why you're so good
at what you do?
Because you love it so much.
- Do you like this photo
I took of you?
- What are you doing, Portie?
- She's taking scary
Snapchat pictures of you.
- And you're making me look
rather strange, aren't you?
Aren't you, Portie?
Show it to me.
- [laughs]
- Is that me?
I like that. - That's cute.
- When I play with Portia,
I just love the interaction
with little girls.
So when I do finally
get a grandchild,
I already have
my name picked out.
I'm gonna be Nanny Pinky,
and Nanny Pinky's
gonna be like
the fairy godmother.
I'm going to ruin
that little thing.
- You wanna know
what Portia would...
Wants to call her yacht
if she buys one?
- "Rosé, You Say."
- "Rosé, You Say"?
- She came up with that
on her own.
- I like that.
[upbeat music]
- Here you go. Welcome.
- Thank you.
- Hello.
- Well, hello!
Mwah.
Let's go in the store.
I need some pants.
- Love those... oh, my God,
love the lighting bolts!
- Why a lightning bolt?
- Because it's the new...
Instead of the heart emoji,
it's the lighting bolt.
That is... I bought
the lightning bolt sweatshirt.
- You're so cute.
- The other night
was so much fun for me
in so many ways. - Right?
- So many ways.
- It was so much fun
for me in so many ways...
- Until...
- Until that moment,
and then I hear Kim Richards
going around
with the other girls, saying,
"Lisa's giving me dirty looks.
Lisa's rolling her eyes at me."
I said nice things to her
when I got there
about her gra...
Being a grandmother,
and I meant it.
Congratulations. - Thank you.
If you thought you couldn't
get any closer to your child,
definitely brings you
even closer.
- I'm happy for you.
I try to be nice.
- And she just was like...
It was like vomiting, like,
this spitfire fuel.
Like, I'm like,
"This is not okay."
- Well, it's not.
- When you lose someone,
it's terrible...
- It has nothing to do...
- But it's no excuse
for going around and being mean
to Lisa, myself, Yolanda.
- Well, it's not why I was mean.
My father was not going through
anything when I went after you.
- Is Kyle, like, her...
- Kyle just stays quiet.
- She stays out of it.
- She stays out of it.
- Okay, okay.
- You came after me,
and you never really sincerely
said you were sorry, Lisa.
- You never sincerely
said you were sorry to me, Kim.
- Excuse me.
- Tries to, at least.
- Okay.
- She's very torn.
♪ ♪
- I hear that Rinna
was really rude to Kim.
Really rude.
- She said something...
You know what?
They got into a fight.
They were both arguing.
- If I had been there,
I wouldn't have
let her say that.
- They were both arguing.
- She didn't have a choice.
What was she gonna do,
dive across the table
and strangle her?
- Well, Rinna would.
- You f... ing understand that?
Don't you ever go after
my f... ing husband.
- They don't
like each other, period,
and Rinna said,
"We don't like each other, Kim."
- That's just
aggressive spice there.
- It's terrible.
You know, Kim's going...
Trying really hard,
and then somebody
says that to her.
- What Lisa Rinna said to Kim,
"Let's talk about your arrest,"
was just typical Lisa Rinna:
being impulsive
and saying something
she shouldn't say
that's going to be unforgivable.
- Lisa Rinna was just
inappropriate.
You know that. You know that.
- I can't even hear
about the Kim
and Lisa Rinna thing anymore.
I don't wanna think about it.
I don't wanna talk about it.
I don't want any part of it.
- I think if somebody's
flown across the table
and tried to strangle you
and then sent a text saying,
"I'm gonna f... you up"...
- [laughs]
- Auntie Lisa
has a gutter mouth.
- Oh, sorry.
You're right, sorry.
The two sisters have
a very complex relationship.
It's been a tumultuous
relationship.
We've all seen that.
- You better watch your step.
- No, you better watch yours.
- No.
- [yelling]
- Stop it!
- You are a liar and sick
and an alcoholic!
- You drive around
with a cell phone to your ear.
- What are you talking about?
You've never even been
in a car with me in years
'cause I don't even
hang out with you, so please.
- I'm so done with you
and your f... ing lies.
- I'm sorry you see it that way.
- No, everybody
sees it that way.
- But Kyle is very supportive
of her sister's sobriety,
end of story,
won't hear otherwise.
- I was just like... [gasps]
I mean, well, we told her,
"You can't say that.
Don't talk like that.
It's not nice."
- I know.
- I have to be honest.
Her sister...
For some reason,
I had no connection.
- To Kyle? Really?
- This is Kyle. This is Eden.
- Oh, that's so sweet.
- Thank you for having me.
- Thank you so much.
What can I get you to drink?
- I'm happy you took...
- Martini, margarita, wine...
- So I don't drink.
- Oh, okay.
- I'm happy with water.
I got no love.
I got no... I was like...
I brought a gift. I got...
- So she didn't even
pay attention to you?
- Which is fine.
- Interesting.
- I'm fine, but I'm like,
"You know what?"
- Maybe she was just preoccupied
'cause she was hosting
the party,
'cause that's so not Kyle.
She would... If you went to her,
she would not be aware
that she...
- Well, what if, like, I...
What if I asked her
to, like, lunch? - Absolutely.
- Then I might ask her,
because it was really,
really strange, and you know
I'm big on energy.
I left the house,
I said good-bye to both of them,
and she was still... - Really?
- I'm really hoping
to connect to Kyle.
I mean, I'm completely fine.
I'll be like...
- I think she would be horrified
and go,
"Oh, my God, I'm so sorry."
So cute, I love those.
- They're a small, but, like,
I like them baggy.
Oh, she'll say, "Oh, my God,
I'm so sorry"?
- That's my feeling.
- There's something there
that I wanna figure out,
that I'm gonna figure out.
I will know her.
- [gasps]
- Anything looks amazing on you.
- That's cute, isn't it?
- Yeah, it's fabulous.
- Oh, my God, this is such
a heavy-duty conversation
we're having here.
What is your opinion
on the Kim Richards stuff?
You know, like,
what do I do with it?
Nothing.
- Look, if she were open
and loving and kind
and came to you and said,
"You know what? I really...
There's something about you.
I wanna talk to you."
Then great, you would.
- Of course I would.
- But she's not doing that.
- No, when we get together,
all I see is, like...
- I felt... I saw it.
- Smoke coming out of her ears,
and I'm like, "Okay,
no, I'm not going there."
- Like, yeah, you're sober,
but that's not the issue here.
- I don't understand it.
I would say she's probably
mostly sober right now.
I don't think she's completely.
- I almost feel like...
I don't know, can I help...
What can I do to help you?
How can I help you, Kim?
Like, how can I,
as another sober woman,
understanding,
seeing what you...
How can I help you?
- You're the only person
I think that she would even
let in to discuss it
because you come
from a place of understanding
and being a sober woman.
- Maybe that's what Kyle
was rubbing off on me
because here comes another sober
woman who knows there's history
and strong and this and that,
and then... I don't know.
There was something.
There was something.
- That's interesting.
Well, Kyle's her enabler.
I mean, I will say that.
An enabler is someone
that continues to support...
Whether it's through love
or financially...
Support an addict.
- You know what?
I'm more... I am a tough love.
Like, I... the day my sister
called me, the day she died,
she was calling, talking,
wanting to meet me
for New Year's Eve,
and I literally delete.
- See, that's what
Kyle's afraid of.
I've got chills
all over my body.
She's afraid to turn her back
on her sister because of that.
She's afraid she's gonna die.
I know it. You know it.
You know what's going on.
You've lived it.
Like, to me, this is
what's gonna happen next.
They're this close to Kim dying.
- Wow.
I'm hearing from Rinna
that Kim's close to death.
Kyle's an enabler.
This disease impacts
the entire family.
Kyle's her sister.
I wanna get to know her.
I wanna understand her.
And by doing that,
I can then maybe help Kim more,
more than Kyle can.
- She's standing there saying,
"Well, I'm sober three months."
- Yeah.
- She thinks we're all
attacking her, which we only
tried to help her.
I think a lot of the women
have voiced that they think
I don't want her to do well.
It's the absolute opposite.
All I've ever tried to do
is help her, but it looks like
I'm being a mean f... ing bitch.
Three times is the charm.
- The charm, you're right.
- I'm f... ing done.
- Coming up...
- Hold on a second.
- You okay?
- Oh, God, I'm not
doing this crying.
- It's okay.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- EJ, time to pack for Mykonos.
- Perfect timing.
♪ ♪
Okay, do we have a plan here?
- Yeah, everything on this rack,
everything on this table.
- So what do you...
- Okay, let's talk about
costumes, first of all. - Blue!
- I love it.
- I think it's gonna be great.
- Amazing, all sparkled out.
- Listen, by the time
you get it up onstage
and gorgeous,
it's gonna be beautiful.
This is a huge deal
because Erika Jayne
is going international.
This is the chance for me
to really introduce myself
to all of Europe and, you know,
gain some new fans.
- This is a cute
little poochie moment.
- The event is Mykonos
International Gay Festival.
[laughs] Is that what it is?
Ooh, we definitely
have to take this one.
- Yeah, we love the leopard.
- Kyle is coming.
She's the only one
that can come.
She gave me this in Dubai.
- Aww, well,
then we should bring it.
- Never worn.
- Give it a moment. Love Kyle.
- Kyle's the most fun.
She'll have a margarita with me.
She doesn't take
anything too seriously.
She likes to laugh
and have fun and smile,
and I'm really into that.
How many trunks are we taking?
- We'll have, like,
eight to ten trunks.
- Do we want to actually
put these in the box?
- Well, why don't we have
the girls and Laia
pack that up later?
Like, manual labor's not...
- Our thing.
- Not our gig.
- It's a big deal.
- We're gonna smash it.
Always, honey.
[upbeat music]
- I'm coming, sorry.
I'm just raising my car, sir.
Is that spot there for me?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, you have to raise it
when you pull in
so that the bottom
doesn't scratch.
- Yeah, you do.
- Oh, now if I could only
get out of my car properly.
- It's so LA of me,
but I want a glass.
- A glass? Absolutely.
- Thank you.
Hi, pretty girls.
- Ooh, this is lovely.
- Some water for now?
- I would love some water,
and I would love an iced tea.
- I will have an iced tea
as well, please. - Perfect.
- Uh, hello? There's always,
like, these new,
fabulous things on you.
- Oh, that's not new.
That was my mom's wedding ring.
- [gasps]
This was her wedding ring?
How many carats is that hulk?
- 10 1/2.
My mom's wedding ring
is very sentimental to me.
It feels like I have
a little bit
of not only her with me
but, like, a little bit
of power.
- There is something
to this diamond.
That's why I wonder
about your mom.
There's something. What...
Was your mom... What was she?
- She passed away 14 years ago
from breast cancer,
and, yeah... and, so, yeah.
- I would've loved
to have met her mom.
- Yeah.
- Right.
- She's very entertaining,
that's for sure.
- How did... May I?
Where did the drinking
come from in your family?
Did it pass...
Get passed down from somewhere?
- Oh, with Kim? Um...
- Was your mom a drinker?
[dramatic music]
- No, she wasn't an alcoholic.
- So she was just normal.
- Does it always have
to come from somewhere?
Whoa, back up,
I don't even know you.
Why are you
jumping to conclusions?
- No, but, I mean,
you would think at some point...
- Yeah.
- Yeah, definitely somewhere.
She reminds me
more of my sister.
She reminds me of my sister
that was in the thick of it
and just sort of sitting...
- From the other night?
You said she was
with her game night.
- I know. She was...
She's sad. Her energy's heavy.
She's...
- I think she's stressed
right now, but she is sober.
- Does she, like...
Did she work a program?
- She is now.
- Does she work with people?
Does she...
- I don't wanna talk about it.
- She's coming...
She's going through it.
She's journeying through it.
- Mm-hmm.
"Let's talk about Kim.
"How's your relationship
with Kim?
"Tell me more about Kim.
"Tell me about
your family background.
Tell me about your family tree."
Can you just be quiet
for a minute?
- There's so much in here that
just hits, like, deep in me.
I feel sad. I get it.
I feel pain. And it's hard.
It's hard for me to watch.
I've worked so hard to be
where I am and who I am today,
and then I see this
and, I'm like,
"Like, she could be struggling."
My sister didn't see the light
at the end of the tunnel,
and everyone tried to cover up
and make it okay.
Is Kyle doing that for Kim?
And then one day,
you don't see it,
and they're gone?
I felt her sadness, and then,
obviously, I saw her anger.
- Yeah, their... their stuff
goes deep and way back.
- It goes deep.
It isn't just between
myself and Kim because
we were all there,
and we all experienced
the ripple effect, you know?
- The thing is this:
it's like, it's been so long.
Everybody has to move on.
- Well, I agree.
- And I think that to keep
talking about it
is so counterproductive.
- It is, but it's awful
for everybody.
It's gotta be.
Eileen and I have been down
this road, and Kyle makes it
very clear she does not want
to talk about Kim or any of it,
so I'm hopeful
that this conversation
is a step toward healing,
but it could absolutely
backfire.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
[upbeat music]
- So I was 30
when we adopted him, right?
- Where does time go?
- I don't know.
I adopted him. - Mm-hmm.
- And how could you love
anything more than Puffy?
Max has expressed interest
in maybe finding the whereabouts
of his birth parents.
Fill in your name. - What is it?
- What, you mean the name
before I got you?
I'm not gonna tell you that.
- I just want to know
my heritage.
I don't care about that.
- Do you feel weird
about going back there now?
- Going back to her office?
- Yeah.
So we're meeting
with the adoption lawyer
that facilitated
the whole process 24 years ago
when we got him
from foster care.
♪ ♪
- Hi.
- This is wonderful,
after all this time. - 24 years.
- Plus.
- I often felt threatened
when he was younger.
If he says to me, "I want
to find my birth parents"...
- How would you feel about that?
- I've had the good parts,
haven't I?
Nobody can take him
from me now, right?
But now he's 24 years old,
I don't.
I think it might be
emotional for all of us,
but I'm there to support him.
Was it difficult
to find the file,
'cause it was so many years ago?
- Uh, no, no, we keep our files.
People need access
to their legal records
and don't often maintain them.
- Can I have a look?
- Sure.
- [speaks indistinctly]
- Mm-hmm.
- I knew very well
that I could have more children
biologically,
but the adoption was my choice.
And we heard of Max,
who was in foster care,
and I just wanted him.
I just said I'd have him
before I even got there.
We actually tried to adopt
four more children
when we lived in England.
We were turned down
because we were too old,
and at the time,
I think I was 35.
I had no idea
what he'd look like.
He wasn't a very pretty baby,
but he became like a...
A little doll.
We are always your parents,
right?
- Yes, Mom.
- I think that said it all,
"Yes, Mom."
- Yes, Mommy.
- Yeah, I think
that said it all.
[laughter]
Pandora will probably put up
a bit of a fight about this,
but that's why she's not here.
Why are you crying, anyway?
- He's ours.
- Well, he's not...
That's not gonna change.
He's always gonna be ours.
I need you to be supportive
of whatever he wants,
do you understand?
Pandora was,
you know, five or six,
and she'd been an only child...
- Right, not easy.
- When we got him
at the airport,
Ken kind of brought him
through the security thing,
and, uh... hold on a second.
- You okay, Mom?
- Ish.
- Huh, you okay?
- It's emotional.
- Yes.
- It was emotional
at the time, that's for sure.
- Yeah, yeah.
- You okay?
- Max, you were this big.
- No, wait, hold on a second.
Oh, God, I'm not
doing this crying.
- It's okay, Mom.
- Yeah.
- Coming up...
- So excited.
- So excited.
Can't wait for our show.
You're performing
for 30,000 people,
just so you know,
and don't f... it up.
- It's gonna be difficult.
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.
- [chuckles]
- Mm-hmm.
- Okay, I'm back.
- You okay, Mom?
- Okay. Yeah.
- But anyway,
what I was trying to say
before I acted
like such an idiot,
an emotional idiot,
is that when we got you,
we gave Pandora Max.
- Mom, you okay?
- I'm not, but I just remember,
so then...
- Just good emotions, you know?
- Yeah, then...
So we gave him to her.
And I was looking
through the pictures.
She's holding him,
and it's like her baby.
And there was never
any jealousy between them.
When I talk about it,
all those years ago...
Of course it's emotional.
He's my son.
In an ideal world, of course
I wish that he wasn't adopted.
No, this is a good story.
It's not a sad story.
It's a good story.
- What are you crying for?
- Of course.
But then I wouldn't
have had him.
He wasn't mine to have,
but he's mine now.
Did you see... is that...
Does that say "collect geese"?
What's this? - Look.
- What?
- Music: guitar.
- Every situation is different.
- Oh, my God, that's so weird.
Max just picked up a guitar
when he was 14 years old,
and he taught himself.
[guitar music]
- Just keep holding that down.
- And now to see it
in black and white,
that his birth father
played the guitar,
that just shows you
that kind of talent
is inherited.
- We should get
a private detective
and let him come back
and tell us
where they are at the moment,
and then we'll make a decision
whether Max wants
to take it any further.
- That's right.
- And if he does,
Karen can approach them
and see if they want
to sort of have a meeting.
- Mm-hmm.
- They might think
that we're trying
to take him back to them.
[laughter]
- Oh, yeah. Sounds good.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- I love you so much, honey.
- I love you so much.
I'm gonna miss you.
- I'm gonna miss you more.
Portia, I love you so much.
- Have fun, though.
- I struggle every time
I have to leave
my kids and my husband.
I love you guys so much.
I miss you already.
- Should I come down?
- No, you don't have to.
Stay in bed with Portia.
But I'm looking forward
to just being away with Erika.
♪ ♪
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
[cork pops]
- That's when I was
the cocktail waitress.
- Expensive.
- Starting the day off right.
- Mm-hmm.
- So excited.
- This is so exciting.
- So exciting.
- I can't wait for our show.
- We're going
to f... ing murder it.
- Mm-hmm.
Tomorrow we have sound check.
- What time?
- At 10:00 p.m.
Because you're performing
at 3:00 a.m.
Club doesn't open till 1:00 a.m.
- What?
- And then we need to do
a little rehearsal, though.
I just wanna make sure
that we got the new number down.
We're performing "Expensive"
for the first time ever.
- Ever, true.
- Rest of the show, you know,
but that song...
- Yeah, that's important.
- Don't you agree?
- Yeah.
- You're performing
for 30,000 people,
just so you know,
and don't f... it up.
- I am so tired
from the traveling,
but this is work.
You know, that's really
why we're here.
Here's to Kyle...
- Here's to Kyle.
- For hauling her ass...
- All the way to...
- All the way to Mykonos!
That means something.
Good for you, Kyle.
♪ ♪
- Oh, it's so windy. Hello?
- Kyle?
[screaming]
- Hi!
- Oh, my God.
- Thank you for coming
all the way
around the world
just to come and see me.
- Well, thank you for having me.
- Are you kidding me?
- Oh, my God.
- Welcome to Mykonos.
We'll have a really good time.
- Oh, my God, I'm so excited.
- Come inside, come inside,
come inside.
- This is just what I imagined.
All the white and then
the blue water and just
the gorgeous open views.
It's perfection.
- I'll show you all around.
- How many people
do you have staying here?
- I have about ten in my crew.
- I love how Erika Jayne
travels with her posse.
There are a lot of people.
- Wait, how did
our look hold up?
Was it good?
- I thought it looked great
until they tied this,
like, black Bedouin thing
around my head, and I was like,
"No, there goes my head!"
- Over the braid?
- And she takes
very good care of them.
She spends a lot of money
on her posse, let me tell you.
- Come with me.
Let me show you your room.
- Loving that caftan on you.
- I know.
I'm so glad I got to wear it.
♪ ♪
When I saw this room,
I was like,
this has to be yours.
- Oh, my gosh.
- And it has
a little Juliet balcony.
Pop on out there.
Juliet waiting for Romeo.
- Oh, my gosh.
I'm gonna have my coffee
here tomorrow morning.
Show me around. - Let's go.
- Okay.
- Okay. Pool, bar.
Be careful here,
'cause these rocks
are kind of like...
- Little hidden steps.
- Shady-balls.
This is, like, the glam house,
where hair and makeup happens.
And then the boys are staying
actually underneath there.
Kyle's not judgmental.
I like her energy.
I think that she's levelheaded.
- Tomorrow night's the big show.
- Tomorrow night's the show.
- We'll be dancing.
- All night long.
I've stayed away from women
in the past because they
tend to be a little bit
judgmental and gossipy.
- It's a cheeky little gift,
since we've all seen
your pretty little puss now.
Do you know that it literally
went over my head that night?
My husband's like, "Dorit,
I could not stop staring."
- I've never found Kyle
to be rude or ugly to me.
And I really appreciate
you coming
and supporting me like this.
- Oh, my gosh,
I'm so excited to see.
- I really am, like,
indebted to you.
- Well, hello, you see
how excited I was in San Diego.
- ♪ I'm a princess,
princess, princess ♪
I know. [laughs]
Well, wait till you see...
- A lot of times,
I'm gonna be...
- Wait till you see this, honey.
This is gonna be on st...
San Diego on steroids.
- Coming up...
- It's enough.
- I'm really trying to see this
from your point of view.
- Well...
- And I... Well, let me finish.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Let me check. Okay, all good.
Who taught you that, by the way?
Was it Peggy? - No, that was me.
- Ooh.
I pay attention to detail.
I love for everything
to be perfect.
Let's get out of here, Phoenix.
- Bye, Phoenix.
- Well done, Neila.
Thank you, honey.
- You're welcome.
- I don't like tension,
and I don't like conflict.
This is not, like,
to make Erika feel bad,
and you guys raising it...
- Because it's uncomfortable.
We're talking
about her crotch, Dorit.
- Well, for f... 's sake,
you're the one
who brought it up, aren't you?
So I'm definitely
the type of girl
that would pick up the phone
and try and resolve an issue
that I had
with one of my girlfriends.
[line rings]
- Hello.
- Hi, Eileen, it's Dorit.
- Oh, hi, Dorit, how are you?
- I'm good. How are you?
- I'm fine.
- Well, I think things
got a little out of hand
and a little heated
the other night at game night,
and I was just wondering
if you and... well,
I will be calling Lisa as well...
But if you would like
to get together and just have
a little bit of a girl chat?
- I think that would be
a very, very, very good idea
to do that.
- All right, have you been
to the Huntley Hotel
in Santa Monica?
- Uh, actually, I haven't,
but I've seen it.
It's gorgeous.
- So maybe we could meet there
about 12:00?
- Uh, sure, sounds good.
- All right, Eileen,
I look forward to it.
One down, one to go.
Hi, Lisa, it's Dorit.
- Hi, Dorit.
- Things got a little
out of control the other night.
- They did, didn't they?
- Coupled with a few drinks and,
I think, some misunderstanding.
I would very much like it
if perhaps you, me, and Eileen
can sit down together.
- I would love that.
I think that
is such a great idea.
I'm so glad you called.
I look forward to it.
Thanks, Dorit.
- Me too, Lisa. Take care.
- Okay, you too, bye-bye.
- Bye-bye, bye.
Do I have my reservations?
Slightly, but I'm definitely
prepared to see what happens
and have an open mind.
I can hear my little baby girl.
[upbeat music]
- All right, you guys,
listen up.
Okay, so we have a new song
in the show, "Expensive."
And it needs to be
just as killer
as every other song in our set.
Hit it, John!
- As challenging
as a music video is,
it's, like, nowhere even close
to what a live performance is.
♪ My kitty's like a python ♪
- Drop!
- ♪ Tick-ticking like ♪
You get no second chances.
I know the vocal stuff
I have to do.
There are a lot more
moving parts
with the boys around,
including the lift,
which is the first time
I've ever done it.
- Everybody, what?
- ♪ Everybody knows that I'm ♪
♪ A million-dollar diamond ♪
- From here, you guys
take off your shirts.
Audience goes nuts.
It's a bunch of gays.
They love it. Yada yada yada.
You throw the shirts
into the audience.
- ♪ Bentleys and Benzes
through cash-colored lenses ♪
- Bop, bop, bop, bop, look!
- ♪ Ching,
it's expensive to be me ♪
- Erika and I have
very, very different lives.
- Oh, oh!
- I mean, I'm still waking up
and making breakfast
for my kids
and snacks and carpool.
- Here we go.
- And meanwhile, she's being
tossed up in the air
by all these good-looking
naked guys in Mykonos
and getting paid to do it.
I mean, hello,
she's having a lot of fun.
- Oh!
Make your way back to center.
Engage the audience.
Both: Uh, bitch, what?
- ♪ That's just who I be ♪
♪ It's expensive to be me ♪
- And hold.
- Oh, do I end there?
No, I'm here.
Expensive to be me.
- When in doubt, pat the puss.
- Yes.
- Yeah!
We have to get
this number right.
You cannot fall on your face
here in Mykonos.
- I just wanna perfect
this lift real quick.
So we're dropping down.
Okay, "expensive,"
turn her around.
And then walk her forward.
[screaming]
- Oh, sh...
[laughter]
- I f... ing hate you!
- I don't wanna be
Debbie Downer,
but they just spent three hours
getting her hair
to look like that.
- Rehearsal is over, thank you.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- I have to eat.
I'm really, really hungry.
- I'm starving.
I just am hungry all the time.
Whoo!
- Good afternoon. How are you?
Thank you.
- I figure that we've seen
two different Dorits, right?
'Cause in the beginning,
she was so charming.
- Lovely.
♪ ♪
I don't like to have issues
with people,
so if somebody wants to talk
something through,
I absolutely will do it, 100%.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
Hello!
- Hello, and it's so nice
to see you both.
- Thank you.
- It's nice to see you too.
- And I'm really happy
that you girls agreed
to come for lunch
because I feel like
it got escalated and heated
the other night,
and hopefully we can resolve it
in, you know, adult,
happy, comfortable fun.
And if not, then,
well, we tried.
- Coming up...
- Eileen, darling, honestly,
you're bringing it up again.
- Please, Dorit, please, Dorit,
just shut up.
- First of all, I'd had a few
too many drinks that night.
I just wanna say that
first and fore...
That's no excuse, per se, for...
You know, I don't think
I behaved necessarily
bad or wrong.
Thank you. Is that flat?
- It's flat.
- Thank you.
The thing that happened
with Erika... and I appreciate,
as her friend, that you wanted
to let me know that you
felt bad for her
and that she was blindsided.
But when she's okay with it,
we have it out,
and it's sort of been
put to bed, and then,
in every conversation
I have with you,
you seem to want
to resuscitate it...
And she's even saying...
Even at Camille's lunch,
she had said, you know,
"It was done and dusted
for me that night."
- I told her yesterday,
and I may have misspoke.
It was just my opinion.
I thought you felt
a little blindsided.
- It's all good.
- And I really want
to understand
why you keep bringing it up.
- I don't feel like
you keep bringing it up, but...
- Yeah, well, she does to me,
whenever I've been
with her after from, you know,
Malibu, to Camille's,
and by the time it was
the last time
that you brought it up,
it was already at that moment
like, okay, it's enough.
It's enough already.
- I understand.
- I mean, Erika's fine with it.
I'm fine with it.
I had it out with Erika.
- Uh-huh.
- Everyone, I think,
at that moment, had had enough.
- Right.
At the game night, when I said,
"You talk too much,"
it's because I couldn't
get a word in.
- To me, it's just
a bit peculiar
that you're speaking
on behalf of her.
She's a big girl.
- But can I ask you something?
I'm not speaking
on behalf of her.
I'm speaking
on behalf of myself.
It's part of Dorit's charm.
She likes to talk a lot.
So you think I was, like...
In Malibu, you thought I was,
like, coming at you
in an attacking way?
- Eileen, darling...
- I'm just asking.
- No, I don't think you were
coming at me or attacking me.
The only time I really felt,
"Okay, enough is enough.
Honestly, you're bringing
it up again?"
Certainly, at game night,
which is why I was
really defensive,
but it was like, oh, my God.
- I'm really trying...
Really trying to see this
from your point of view.
- Well...
- And I... Well, let me finish.
Please, Dorit, please, Dorit,
just shut up.
We're so close. Shut up!
I don't remember that happening
exactly that way,
but if that's how it
came across, I'm sorry.
I never meant it that way.
- Well, I appreciate
you saying that.
And as far as the text message
that you erased...
- Lisa Rinna, she texted me that
you guys had said something
like I should've told everybody
that my mom had died and that...
- I said that you should've
told everybody
your mom had died?
- I think, yeah,
you and PK had, I guess.
- I-I don't remember.
- D, this was about me
more than anything.
- Right.
- It wasn't anything
to do with you.
It was to clear up with Eileen.
- Right.
- But the fact that you said
it didn't come up made it
complicated and confusing.
See, that was my own thing.
- Okay, I'm sorry that I don't...
I-I didn't remember.
- It's always a good thing
to get an apology,
because it just validates
what I said.
'Cause you know what?
Everyone hates me for it,
but the truth is, in the end,
I'm always right.
I sent the text,
and so that started
a lot of this ball rolling.
If we were to reset the button,
I wouldn't have sent the text
to Eileen.
We would've called you.
- How about if we just try
to set the reset button?
'Cause we got off
to a great, great start.
- Yeah.
- And I really do apologize.
I didn't mean to put you
in the hot seat or make you
feel uncomfortable,
and I would rather
just start fresh... - Me too.
- And put all this behind us,
and let's move forward.
- Sounds good to me,
girls, yeah.
- Good.
- You know, I'm not gonna
forget the way they treated me,
but I'd like to have
a real positive outlook.
I'm hopeful.
- It's silly.
- Nobody is coming
from a bad place here.
I know that.
- Right.
And you know what?
Maybe PK's right.
Maybe I just talk too much.
[laughs]
- So if we have a problem,
come to each other.
- Yes.
- And if you have a problem
with Eileen saying something
offhand, whatever...
- Let's hope not.
- Well, I know,
but you know what I'm saying?
Like, you could also say,
"I don't like that
"you're speaking for Lisa Rinna.
Let's let Lisa Rinna
speak for herself."
Whatever! - Right.
- But we cannot
make a big deal, and we...
- I think I'm just gonna take
a vow of silence.
- And I'm just gonna
take a Valium.
[laughter]
- Can I have one?
- Yeah, sure.
- Next on "The Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills"...
[upbeat music]
- Ladies and gentlemen,
Culture Club!
- Hi, beautiful people.
- Oh, my God, I love Boy George.
- Mykonos!
♪ It's expensive to be me ♪
- I have not put alcohol
in a smoothie,
but I have thrown a Xanax in.
- I would do that.
- Have you talked to Kim
about this, then?
- No, but I want to.
She has the behavior
of a straight-on alcoholic.
- A piece of what I first
went through starts
to come back a little bit.
- Yeah.
- Like, all of a sudden,
it's like...[gasps]
- Why are you having anxiety
over your grandson's birth?
It's a red flag.
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