The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (2010–…): Season 7, Episode 17 - From Dogs to Diamonds - full transcript
Lisa Rinna defends her accusations about Dorit. The ladies' hearts are warmed when they visit the SPCA to see the dogs that Lisa Vanderpump has helped rescue. Erika shoots her scenes for ...
- Previously on "The Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills"...
- What's up with your show?
- We start filming in August.
- Please, tell me
you're excited.
- I am very excited.
It's very surreal.
[exotic music]
- This is beautiful!
- Welcome to the
Island Shangri-La, Hong Kong.
- Wow.
- [shrieks]
- [exclaims]
- Oh, my God, oh, my God.
- Just be honest.
- I'm not not being honest.
- There was a conversation;
you were like,
"Well, she does have
this bag of pills,
and we were talking about
Xanax smoothies."
- It certainly wasn't like,
"She's a drug addict."
- Well, it implies that.
- It's not really a big deal...
- Oh, no, you made it
a big deal.
- It's certainly... no, no.
- But she didn't...
She didn't kill your child.
- Shut the f... up.
- Wow.
- I just have to ask you
a question.
- One more question...
- Yeah, I'm gonna.
[upbeat music]
- The crown is heavy,
darlings, so just
leave it where it belongs.
- I may be two people,
but I'm not two-faced.
♪ ♪
- My advice to you:
don't hustle the hustler.
♪ ♪
- I speak no evil,
but I see and hear everything.
♪ ♪
- When you've
traveled the world,
you can speak
in any accent you want.
- I'm an expert on luxury,
and I can always spot a fake.
♪ ♪
- What I want to know is,
when I was at your dinner,
you all got up and left. Why?
♪ ♪
- I'm confused about what
the insinuation is here.
- Were people doing coke
in your bathroom?
- Oh, come on.
- I certainly wasn't.
♪ ♪
- If someone said that to me,
that is a horrible accusation.
- I would be jumping
across the table.
- I'm sorry, I have to be
honest about it. - Come on!
- So are you suggesting
that I got up from
the dinner table
and went to do drugs?
- No, no, but I was left
at that table by myself
when everybody got up.
- I'm going to ask PK
why this became such an issue.
- I have no idea.
- Okay, so...
- No one brought it
to my attention...
- But why are we
worked up about it?
- What do you mean, "Why are you
all worked up about it"?
You've been throwing out these
weird frickin' things all night.
- What have I thrown out?
- That my house is a coke den.
I've got two little babies,
but they have... they live
in a coke den.
- All you have to say is no.
- No.
Are you f... ing
kidding me, girl?
Really?
- You were talking about me
being a Xanax addict somehow.
♪ ♪
If she's questioning me,
I have to be open
about what I saw.
I haven't said
anything about it,
and I probably wouldn't
have said anything about it
until you questioned whether
I had a problem with Xanax.
- It just getting too mean.
It's getting too mean.
It's getting too personal.
- Yeah.
- It's not now about the issue
and who said what...
- Right.
- And who regrets what.
I know what you're doing.
Low blow, Rinna.
- I don't care.
You know low blow
better than anybody, honey.
- You really do.
- Rinna gets so upset
that you just don't know
what she's gonna
pull out of that bag of hers,
but it is gonna be
one sharp dagger.
- Tell me, please, that you're
done asking questions tonight.
- Okay, I'm done.
- Oh, my God.
I mean, I feel like I've just
been let out
of a torture chamber.
- What's so wrong
with that, though?
You intimated that
I'm a drug addict.
- No, I didn't.
- Basically... yes, you did.
You did.
So I can ask the same
f... ing question.
Just say, "I don't know, Lisa,"
and I'll be done with it.
All: I don't know, Lisa.
- Thank you. Done with it.
You deal with your sh...
I'll deal with mine.
Period.
That's what I have to say.
I'm done.
Dorit is bullsh...
I don't wanna call somebody out
on something,
but I saw what I saw,
and, uh, behavior is...
speaks pretty loudly.
- Come on, let's go.
- Okay, let's go.
We're not gonna get
anywhere with this.
- I can't, for the life of me,
understand why Rinna
would make such
a preposterous accusation.
♪ ♪
It's specifically designed
to malign my character.
What the hell did I do
to merit that?
"Well, just be honest!
Just be honest!"
- Ohh...
- Be honest about what?
What exactly are you asking me?
If I do drugs,
if I freaking... what?
I have two small children.
What are you suggesting?
- Rinna feels the need
to hit back and make Dorit
look as bad as possible.
Listen to me,
I've been through this,
and it feels like sh...
And I see
you're emotionally spent.
I've been through it. I get it.
More than anybody, I get it.
She tried that with me,
and it didn't work,
and I don't think
it's gonna work in this case.
- At your house, when I
mentioned the Munchausen
and how badly I felt about it...
- Yeah.
- You came out after,
and you asked me why
I didn't bring Kyle up.
- No, you said...
- Why did you ask me that?
- I said you should
speak to her yourself.
What else you got, Rinna?
You handled yourself very well.
♪ ♪
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
[line trilling]
- Hello.
- Hi, where are you?
Are you in the bath tub?
- I'm going to get a nose job.
- Stop it, no, you're not!
I'm leaving to...
Would you quit looking
at yourself and look at me?
I'm saying good-bye because
I'm leaving to go to Philly.
I'm leaving Hong Kong. Oh.
♪ ♪
I do wish that I could
have stayed for the shopping.
[line trilling]
- Hello? [beep]
- Nope.
I don't care what's going on.
Shopping is really so fabulous.
♪ ♪
[beeping]
- Hello?
- Lisa Vanderpump.
- Yes?
- Lisa Rinna. I wanted to call
and thank you so much
for this trip.
I really, really, really
appreciate it.
- Are you going?
- Yeah, I'm leaving right now.
- Oh, my God.
- I know.
I have to fly to Chicago.
- Look, I wasn't happy about
last night at all, Rinna.
- I wasn't really happy about it
either, but I didn't mean
any ill intent by anything,
you know?
I think we were trying
to get to the bottom of...
- Yeah, but Dorit's
a really nice girl.
I mean, that's typical Rinna,
to bring something up that would
absolutely crucify
somebody's reputation.
And you can't do that.
You gotta be more responsible.
- I think that we all
needed to talk it out, though,
'cause obviously it wasn't...
It wasn't over.
- Ugh, anyway, you're going.
- I...
- Well, listen, maybe
you and Harry could come...
I'm gonna have
a kind of get-together
at my house next week.
Pandora and Jason
are launching a rosé,
and we're just
having a tasting, really.
- Oh, how nice.
- I'm inviting Rinna.
Maybe she could
apologize to Dorit,
because she's been a bit of
a bitch to her, to be honest.
Maybe with a glass of rosé
in her, she'll sweeten up.
Okay. - Safe travels.
- All right, you too.
- Okay, thanks, buh-bye.
♪ ♪
I don't have any regrets
about what I said last night.
Dorit doesn't listen,
and, if people don't listen,
things need to be said
to get them to pay attention.
I love it! Here's the Rolls
that I always deserved to go in.
I love it.
I don't like
to have to go there,
but I go there with people
if they're not listening
or if they're saying untruths.
Buh-bye, thank you.
- Coming up...
- These are mine.
- These are extra large.
- Who said I was an extra large?
That took the wind
right out of my sails.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- I could use an espresso.
I could also use
some decent sleep.
- I... I'm sleep-talking to you.
Hi, Eileen. - Did you space out?
- Yeah, I got
the space going on.
Erika and I
have not discussed at all
what happened at the dinner.
- Don't ever talk
about my kid again.
- Okay.
- He's an adult,
and that's his choice.
Don't ever f... ing
criticize that.
- I would never
in a million years
say anything that I thought
would hurt anybody,
especially Erika.
At some point,
I'm going to talk to her
if she doesn't talk to me.
- Hello, ladies.
- Hello.
- Did anybody sleep last night?
- No!
- No, I have not slept.
- Nobody slept.
- Did you sleep?
- I did, I slept.
- I slept from 2:00 until 6:00,
four hours.
- Okay, girls.
- Okay.
- Shall we?
- Shall we go?
- Let's do this.
- All right.
♪ ♪
- I'm gonna do a lot of
shopping in a short amount...
- Are you?
- I'm gonna buy some stuff.
- Are you feeling like...
- Yes, I am.
- You need some retail therapy?
- I do.
♪ ♪
- Hello!
- Oh!
- Ooh.
- Shanghai Tang
is a great boutique
that has clothing, accessories.
They've got beautiful stuff.
And shopping will always
take away the pain.
- Oh, I like that side.
That's beautiful.
- Could I take a peek at that?
Ooh.
This bracelet's gonna
make me feel better
about being yelled at by Erika.
I think I have to have this
'cause I think it's amazing.
This is gonna
make me feel a lot better
about women screaming
in a public place.
This is gorgeous. - Okay.
- This purse is gonna
make me feel better
about everybody forgetting
everything they say.
Wait, can I see that ring too?
Oh, boy.
Now I just kicked into gear,
here we go.
Thank you very much
to my friends who dared
to compromise my fabulous trip
to Hong Kong.
- These are mine.
- These are extra large.
- Extra large?
- Should I pick
the medium for you?
- Who said I was an extra large?
I'm a 6 at home, but I'm
an extra large in Hong Kong.
That took the wind
right out of my sails.
I mean, thanks.
- Together, all items
comes to 11,456.
In U.S., that would be $1,420.
- Okay, so that's great.
- Hey, that's pretty.
- You like?
- Do you want a friendship ring?
- You do not need to buy me
a present to be my friend.
- So I have this one, this one,
and the two rings.
- Okay, sure.
- Thank you.
- I don't understand why
you're buying me this ring.
- 'Cause I love you.
Just say "thank you,"
and "I love you too."
- Thank you, Eden.
- You're so welcome.
- That's very kind.
- See, it's rose quartz,
and do you know
what rose quartz does?
- I have a feeling
you're gonna tell me.
- [laughs] It heals the heart.
- Great, I need that.
- Yep.
- What am I supposed to do,
argue with this woman?
She wants to buy me
a friendship ring.
Ahh.
She doesn't want to take no
for an answer, fine.
I'll take the ring.
- What time is dinner?
- I don't know, but we just had
the weirdest exchange upstairs.
- What happened?
- I was sitting
on the sofa after you left.
And then Eden came over,
and she's like,
"I'd like to buy you
this friendship ring."
I said, "No, Eden, don't."
- She can buy it for me.
I'll be her friend for this.
- Listen, bitch, give it back.
So I said...
- Eden and I are so close.
- Let her finish her story,
will you? - Sorry.
- No, it's okay.
It was just bizarre.
- Well, how much
was it, seriously?
- I don't know! Thought it'd be
in one of these cases.
- If this is thousands,
you're gonna have to be
a really good f... ing friend.
- I know.
- Why is she
buying Erika a ring?
She should be buying me one,
one on every bloody finger.
- Pardon me, hi,
could you give me the price
on this ring, please, ma'am?
- 1,680...
- 16...
- In U.S. dollar.
- 1-6-8-0?
- Pretty sure. Yeah.
- Wait, 1 thousand or 1...
- 1 thousand 680.
- She just spent $1,700 on you?
- Like, wow.
May I, one more time?
- 172 U.S. dollar.
- Oh, $172.
- Yes.
- Oh, that's great, all right.
- That's all right, then.
- Thank you so much.
All right, hey...
- I was scared for a bit.
- All right, see you later.
- I was scared.
- Eden? I want a better present.
[laughter]
What is this?
As a matter of fact, I'm pissed.
- Exactly.
- I'm excited to see these dogs.
♪ ♪
Do these dogs have homes
waiting for them?
- Well, some are going to,
you know, America
to be Yulin ambassadors.
There's a lot of people
that want them, you know?
We've saved hundreds of dogs,
and they're just like pets.
They shouldn't be eaten.
I want to show my friends
what we're fighting for.
Hey. - Hey!
Where have you been? - I know.
- Welcome to SPCA.
- Thank you.
- Hi, pleased to meet you.
- Hello.
- Thanks for coming by.
- Hi.
- So they run this whole thing.
- Okay.
- And so we've been
working with them to try and...
With the transport,
getting the dogs from China
to here to Hong Kong.
- How many have we got here?
How many do we have
in the sanctuary? - 85 total.
Off of the three trucks.
So we've stopped three trucks
since the end of May.
- How many have we lost?
- Um, 47 died.
♪ ♪
- And shall we go and see them?
- Yeah, let's go.
- Yeah.
- The only thing that
is helping me
get through this is knowing
that these were the dogs
that were actually saved
from the Yulin Dog Festival.
♪ ♪
- Oh, my goodness.
- Oh, look at you! Is he good?
- It's okay, Anton.
- Is he friendly?
- Yeah. You're okay, Anton.
- Good boy, good boy.
- You're okay.
- These dogs have been
pulled off the meat truck.
They've been living
in torturous situations
and conditions.
They're just like
man's best friend.
They're just like
the family pet.
- What is a "mongrel"?
I've never heard
of this breed.
There's a lot here.
- Look at your puppy teeth.
You are too much.
Did you just get neutered?
Is that why you got on the cone?
They got you. Oh, man.
- Look at this face.
Hi.
- Beautiful creature.
I'm just gonna go downstairs
with two dogs.
- Okay.
- I think it's overwhelming.
I want to see
how they react first.
- Okay. Oh, oh, my God.
Did you see this guy?
You're so cute.
- Oh, he's only two months old.
- I can't take it.
Look how cute he is.
Look at him.
This puppy and I
are having a moment.
- He wants you to take him home.
- My problem is, when you see
a dog that needs a home,
you basically want to
give them one.
Can I ask you something?
- Of course.
- I know my husband's
gonna kill me, but if I...
- Wanted to adopt?
- Yes.
- Yeah, I think it's gonna
take a little bit longer
for the paperwork to be ready.
- You have that connection
with an animal sometimes,
and you feel like, oh, my God,
they know your inner secrets,
thoughts, and desires.
- Oh, he loves you!
- I know, it's just
breaking my heart.
This little puppy gets me,
and it's sad.
I can't take this puppy
home with me.
- [gasps] Lazzie.
- Hello.
- Hi, Lazzie.
- So you're going to be
an ambassador.
You're going to be
a very important person.
Say hello.
- I'm getting right in here.
Is this guy friendly?
- Oh, yeah, they're both
super friendly.
- Come here!
- Lazzie.
- Hi.
- And what a terrible fate
awaited them.
- I am a dog lover,
so for me to be able
to support Lisa in this
makes me happy,
and this is important to her,
and it's important to me.
- I'm seeing some wrestling.
- My dogs...
- They're play battling.
- My dogs do that.
They look like they're killing
each other, but they're playing.
- They're playing a lot nicer
than you guys were last night.
- Good-bye, buddy.
- Hi, buddies.
- I hope that
the women understand
exactly what
we've been fighting for.
I think, if you're a dog lover,
you can't ignore the situation.
- Thank you, Fiona.
- Thank you guys
for flying across the world.
- And this is what this trip
to Hong Kong is all about.
- You're gonna have
a really good life.
- Yes.
- Coming up...
- She's, like, one person
one day and another person
in another moment.
- It's called schizophrenia.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Hi. Good afternoon.
- I'm here to meet my friend
Eileen Davidson.
Hello, Ms. Hong Kong.
- How are you?
- Nice to see you.
- I'm so happy you're here.
I'm starving. - Me too.
I'm hungry today.
- Nice sunnies.
I got these
right before we left.
- Those are nice ones.
- It's important for me
that she hears that
I really, really apologize
for snapping at her
in Hong Kong.
Don't ever bring up killing
my child again because
my child could get killed.
- Okay, I know.
I didn't mean it
that way, Erika.
- No, my child could get killed.
- You're right.
- Don't ever talk
about my kid again.
But I am human.
I mean, I've thought about this
many times, and, you know,
it just sucks because
I don't wanna be that way.
- So you know that you...
You're starting on "Y&R"
in a couple days.
- Yes.
- I have not received
a script yet.
- Well, neither have I.
[laughter]
- Not that that's a...
- Okay.
- Big shocker.
- I... you know, they're
running kind of late,
'cause usually you would
get it before now. - Really?
- Yeah.
- Oh.
- But you'll be getting it in
the next couple days, I think.
- Oh, my God,
that's so exciting.
- I know.
- Erika's acting like
nothing has happened.
I'm acting like
nothing has happened.
And I'm just kind of
taking her lead,
so it's a little awkward,
but... I'm okay
with just being chill.
- Well, hello.
- Hi, you.
- How are you?
- Look at you, look at you!
- Hey.
- Nice to see you.
- Hi, how are you?
- I don't know.
- You don't know?
- I'm all over the place.
- You are?
- How are you?
Loopy. - I am loopy too, yeah.
I'm not... I'm not fantastic.
- Are you sleeping
and then not sleeping?
- I'm not... yeah, I slept
all weekend, but I still
don't feel normal.
- Same.
- Has anyone talked to Rinna?
- Uh, yes, I have.
- You must have.
And how was she?
- You know, she's okay.
- So many things came
flying across that table.
I was... I was a bit shocked.
- Yeah.
- When Dorit started with her,
I was like, mm.
Don't want that.
- Those were some low blows.
- Don't want that.
- Saying, like, you know,
you don't trust your husband.
- Let me ask you a question.
Do you trust your husband?
- Implicitly.
- Okay, why would you be so...
- That is a weird thing to say.
- Threatened by Erika
if you really trusted
your husband?
- I was happy she said it.
- Well, you know what?
You'll have to ask her.
- Of course you were.
- I was happy she said it.
I'm not gonna lie.
- Of course, I bet you were.
- And I was like, thank you,
somebody, for stepping in.
- I bet you were.
- I was, and I will... I will...
- Again, she said
she didn't mean it that way.
- And I own that.
I think Lisa Rinna
totally realized how badly
Dorit and PK treated me,
and turn-about is fair play.
- Do you feel better?
I feel like you and Dorit
were better after that. Do you?
- Um, I'm not sure
that Dorit is sincere.
♪ ♪
I'm not sure that neither she
nor PK have understood
what they've done with
this whole thing of, you know,
"Erika's trying to seduce me,"
or, "Erika was trying
to come on to me."
- Since we've all seen
your pretty little puss now.
- Shut up. [laughter]
- It wasn't that
I thought you were trying
to seduce my husband
or anything like that.
- I don't think they did either.
- Yeah, right.
I think Dorit
should be held accountable
for the words that
come out of her mouth.
You know, she's gotta show me
that she's worth
having a friendship with.
- So, you guys, we have
this party on Saturday
or coming up, right? - Oh...
- Mm-hmm.
- Lisa Vanderpump's?
- Yeah.
- You know what?
Listen, I'm gonna go
to Lisa Vanderpump's and,
while I expect nothing
out of anyone, ever,
I would hope that the Kemsleys
would make an attempt
to make it right,
but if they don't, they don't.
Enough, let's talk
about something else.
I'm sorry I had a meltdown
on you at the table.
- Oh...
- I apologize.
It has nothing to do with you.
I was stressed out,
and those words
are very sensitive to me,
so I had a meltdown.
- I got it, I got it.
- Yeah.
And I appreciate that,
and you know I would never,
ever, because you've been...
- I know.
- So good to me, and
I appreciate our friendship.
- I do too.
- And I would never say
anything like that to you.
It is important
that I apologize to Eileen
because we have
a great friendship,
and she's done a lot for me,
and I wanna make sure
that she knows that, you know,
I had a meltdown.
- Because I know that about you,
it's not like I've been
holding a grudge
or thinking, "oh, my God,
you're a horrible person."
I just... I got it.
As mothers, having a son
who's a police officer...
- It just, you know...
- I'm like...
- It just struck a nerve.
- Of course, of course.
- And I was tired,
and I was exhausted,
and I was exhausted
from that fight.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Exhausted from trying
to protect myself...
- Yeah.
- Advocate for myself,
trying to chill out
and just take the high road.
Trying to take the high road,
trying to take the high road.
- Yeah.
- Right.
- And then I took
the real low road.
- No, you didn't take
the low road.
You were emotional.
- Yeah, it just sucks.
- The cool thing about Erika
and me and our friendship
is that we kind of
get each other.
Even though that happened,
and it was a big moment,
things are just pretty much
back to normal.
- Yes.
- Thank you for apologizing.
- Of course.
I just had a meltdown.
- It happens.
♪ ♪
- Honey, come and have a drink.
I'm in the bar.
- Hi, baby love.
- Honey, what are you drinking?
- Yeah?
I guess a...
- Vodka Red Bull?
- Yeah, that's fine.
Ooh, I feel like we're about
to go on a date or something.
- Honey, we are on a date.
- [squeals]
- Happy wife, happy life.
- Tell me what's going on
with the tour.
When's George going back?
- Tour starts next week
in Switzerland, and then...
- Oh, my God,
please don't tell me
we're going to Switzerland
next week, honey.
- No, no, we're not going.
- Okay.
- We're not going. We can't go.
- Honey, I just came back
from Hong Kong,
and to be honest with you...
[laughs]
- I know, but Switzerland...
- I need a break.
- Wouldn't be like
Hong Kong, baby.
It would be
a little bit more chill.
- After the week I've just had,
I just wanna soak up
those babies,
feel them, be close
to them, no traveling,
no nonsense. I wanna be at home.
- Honey, I was so upset when
you called me from Hong Kong.
I was so affected
by what you were telling me.
- It was just...
- I couldn't rationalize it,
you know? - You know what, PK?
It was rough, at moments,
and it was odd,
and I didn't expect it.
- Well, you didn't expect it
because you didn't deserve it.
- I think with regards
to Rinna, I thought
things were really nice
between us.
I really don't know
where to go with her
because she's someone
that kind of freaks me out.
- Yeah, you can't trust her.
- She's like one person one day
and another person
in another moment.
And you don't really know
who you're gonna get.
- There's a term for that.
It's called schizophrenia.
- Oh, my goodness.
- I think she's dangerous.
- It's very difficult for me
to sort of, you know,
just sweep it under the rug.
I'm sure I'm gonna have
some type of dialogue
or a conversation
with Lisa Rinna.
There's definitely
certain things that are
gonna need to be said.
Erika, meanwhile, she went into
this whole, big, dramatic
hoo-ha, and it was, like,
oh, my God, Erika, you've been
an ice queen the last
four months with zero emotion.
Suddenly you've got this,
oh, all of these feelings!
- Suddenly you're
deeply affected.
- And it's so... yeah.
PK, she's telling me,
"You called my husband
to apologize,
and I want your husband to call
my husband to apologize."
- Why would I call her husband?
She should call her husband
because she doesn't
see him very often.
Check in. "How you doing, Tom?
It's been six months."
♪ ♪
Now, how's it gonna be
this Saturday when we see them
at the party? - I know.
Am I prepared to let Rinna off
and sit there as if it's okay?
No, 'cause it's not.
- Coming up...
- Five, four, three, two...
- [gasps]
- Oh!
Both: Bitch.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Oh, my gosh!
- There you are.
- How are you?
- Nice to see you.
- The big day has arrived.
- It's here, it's here.
Welcome back to
"The Young and the Restless."
- Thank you.
- This time, you're on
the other side of the camera.
- I'm, like, crawling
out of my skin, but it's okay.
Eileen and I have prepared.
I have racked her brain
and probably driven her crazy
with a million questions.
- Dressing room is right here.
Let's go check it out.
- Ooh, I'm feeling important.
- [laughs]
- I'm serious!
I've been in the chapel,
I've said a million Hail Marys.
I mean, I don't know
what else to do at this point.
Help me, Lord.
[knocking]
Coming.
- Happy birthday!
- Oh, my gosh.
Thank you so much.
This is so crazy.
- I'm so happy to see you.
- Come on.
- Look at you, you're just...
You see?
You're the real actor.
You're holding on
to your sides already;
you just can't let them go.
- Holding on for dear life!
- I know.
- What are you, crazy?
- I know. Are you excited?
- Yes, I've very excited,
and I'm very... like, I have...
You know, I'm nervous.
- Yeah, by the way,
can I tell you something really
special about this room?
This used to be
my dressing room.
- Ooh.
- And you know that I had
this room for a very long time,
and my son... - Grew up in here.
- Crawled the first time there.
- Aww, that's so sweet.
- And I was with him.
I spent the first three years
of Jesse's life in this room.
I was nursing him
with rollers in my hair.
So there's tons of, like,
personal history in this room.
- Thank you, Eileen.
This is so cool.
- It's so cool.
- This is, like,
the best birthday ever.
- I can't even stand it.
- I know. This is too great.
My own dressing room!
This is the real deal now.
The pressure's on.
I just gotta remain calm
and professional and just keep,
you know, pretending like I know
what the f... I'm doing.
♪ ♪
- What time do you think we're
gonna be here till tonight?
- About 5:00 or 5:30,
maybe 6:00.
- 5:00, that's crazy.
- I mean, when the sun comes up,
that's when we'll stop.
- This is exciting.
I'm sad it's our last day.
- I know. It went by so quick.
- I know.
But dailies are so exciting.
I get so excited
every time we see them.
I love being back here
and on a set.
I felt so guilty being away.
Because I am a producer on it,
I feel like
I need to be there
for every single thing.
I want to earn that title.
So now, this is the later stuff?
Pretending to go
into the office?
- This is all the stuff when
she's driving, following Steve,
and when she confronts
the guy in the car...
- Right.
- And gets out.
- Creepy guy.
- The creepy guy.
- I feel like
I'm in my element here.
These late-night shoots,
up all night,
I grew up doing this,
and I love it.
Exciting.
♪ ♪
[knocking]
- Yes?
- Show time!
Here we go! - Is it time?
- Hey, how are you?
- Oh, my God, okay.
- Let's go.
♪ ♪
- So let's just
walk through this.
You're gonna start
about over here.
Your nose is in your phone.
- Mm-hmm.
- You know,
and you're just kind of
going like this,
going like this...
- How cool is this?
I'm playing Farrah Dubose.
She's a sexy, bratty,
in-your-face,
pushy real estate agent.
- And you would start
to cross, Erika, and boom.
As you turn, you both say
"bitch" at the same...
- And how does that...
How will that joke pay off?
You know, are we supposed to be
saying it under our breath,
so that we don't hear it?
Should we wait a beat to say it?
- I think we should turn and
say it into each other's eyes.
- Yeah, I think you should
turn and say it to each other.
- Okay.
- Say it to each other.
- Yeah.
- Okay.
- Look at me, just taking the...
- I know.
- Sorry, sorry.
I don't know what to tell you.
I'm a little bossy.
- This is my friend Erika.
- I apologize.
- Erika does all the jobs.
- Sorry, sorry.
- Okay.
- I guess Farrah Dubose
is rubbing off on me a little.
- Five, four, three, two...
- Thank you so much.
I really appreciate it.
- [gasps]
- Oh!
- Are you kidding me?
- I'm so sorry.
- Look at this mess.
What are you thinking?
- Well, excuse me,
in my defense,
you could watch
where you're going.
- Wanna know where I was going?
To show a $3-million listing,
that is, until you
doused hot coffee
all over my new suit.
- Well, as I said, my apologies.
- This is custom couture,
and it's ruined!
And you probably cost me
my commission too.
- Shut up. You know that?
Be quiet.
You know what else?
Have a nice day. - What a...
both: Bitch.
- Really nice, Erika, thank you.
- This is, you know...
This is the real deal.
Stop back here? - Uh, you can be
right where you were.
- Okay, great.
- Five, four, three, two...
- Peace offering.
Honestly, the last thing
I want to do is get into
a cat fight with you.
- Well, we wouldn't want that,
now, would we?
- In fact, why don't you
let me pick up
your dry cleaning tab?
- Nah, I got it covered, truly,
but if you really
want to help out,
why don't you
buy a house from me?
- [laughs]
- Or two?
- I give Erika a 10.
She was terrific.
I'd love to see more of her
on the show.
Ashley needs a new house.
You were amazing.
- No, I wasn't.
- Yes, you were.
You were so great.
♪ ♪
- I'm kind of sad tonight's
the last night of shooting.
- I know, me too.
- Yeah.
- It's a short one,
but we'll get to do more.
- That's right,
with my new producer hat.
- Exactly.
- [laughs]
- Exactly, this is a big deal,
and you're killing the game.
You got a lot
that you're doing right now.
- And then there's like
all the kids' stuff.
- Yeah.
- Like, back-to-school stuff
and all that.
- Yeah, I do not know
how you're doing all of it.
I really don't.
- You know what?
I don't sleep that much...
- I can tell because, like,
I don't know how
you would get it all done
otherwise.
- [indistinct]
Hi, honey, how are you?
- What's up? How are you?
- How are you?
- You made it.
- Not bad, not bad.
- You already went by
craft services?
- Nice to see you.
- I did.
- To our most
glamorous location.
- How are you?
- I'm very good, how are you?
- I'm fantastic.
- It's a lot more challenging
now that Mauricio and I
are both so busy.
This kind of crazy schedule
is newer to us,
so it's really important to me,
because our life is changing,
that we're navigating through it
in the right way and together.
That's the most important part.
These hours, I'm like, how do
you even work until 5:00...
- I know, I know.
- No, 6:00 a.m.
- That is bananas.
- I know.
- All this to make a TV show.
- Coming up...
- Dear, have you met Kevin?
- Well, thank you.
Kevin, pleasure.
- Nice to meet you.
- Yeah.
- Are you straight, or...
- No, you did not say that.
- Why not?
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Hey, shi-shi-shi,
where are you?
- Hello, my love, how are you?
- Oh, my God,
it's getting there.
- We are getting there,
for sure.
- Now I'm stressed about
everything.
- It's going to be fabulous
and gorgeous.
- I look awful right now.
- No, no, you'll be fine.
- I need as much work on me
as you've put into this tent
right now, so that's...
- Okay, I will.
- Gonna take a while.
- How was the Hong Kong trip,
by the way?
- It was amazing, but
there was a few little...
- All these ladies.
- Rinna was a bi...
- Really, is that right?
- Yeah.
- Rinna, Rinna, Rinna.
- I've just really been
disappointed in Rinna.
The first time
she really had a go at Kim,
I thought it came from
a place of good intention.
- You can get help.
You can talk to people.
You could go to... you know,
if you feel comfortable
going to a meeting, anything
so that you're not alone.
- Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
- Then she came at me last year
and was really mean-spirited.
- Why did you come
after me at your house...
- It's not coming after you.
- And say,
"Bring Kyle into this."
- We were saying good-bye.
- No, no, no, no.
- "Why didn't you bring Kyle
into this?"
- No, no, no, no, no.
- Lisa, don't deflect.
Why did you say that?
- Lisa, that is not true.
I don't want to go backwards
with Rinna, but I do feel
it's necessary to point it out,
that some things that she says
are totally unacceptable.
Tim? - Yes?
- Are they good?
- Almost, we're gonna change
out this halter...
- Are you bringing
those ponies up here? - Yep.
- Soon?
- He's straight,
before you get any funny ideas.
- He's straight?
- Yeah.
- You sure?
- I'm positive.
- Straight, too bad, for sure.
[laughter]
- In your wildest dreams.
- Ah, straight, too bad.
I love these straight guys.
- Oh, stop drooling over him.
I can see... put your tongue
back in your mouth.
- He's so handsome.
- Tell him you're hung
like a horse, and maybe
he'll be interested.
- Oh, you never know.
- Giddy-up!
- [laughs]
- I mean, I'm sure there's
a lot of ugly farriers in town,
but look what I found.
- He's here.
- Hey, Tim.
- Here are your ponies.
- How are you?
Good little ponies,
and they've had a bath,
and they've got new shoes on.
- Great job, Tim.
- Dear, have you met Kevin?
- Well, thank you.
Kevin, pleasure.
- Nice to meet you.
- Yeah.
- So, um...
- Well, is he...
- Is there anything
you want to ask Tim?
- Well, are you straight, or...
- No, you did not say that.
- Why not?
- You can't ask him that.
- He's so handsome.
- No, for God's sakes!
- What's the matter
with you, Lisa?
- I can answer that for you.
Yes, he is.
I mean, Kevin, you're making
yourself look like
a horse's ass here,
and this guy's used to
dealing with a horse's ass.
Hello. - Colleen. Nice to
meet you, Lisa.
- Sorry, I'm a hot mess
right now, but we just want to
get them a little dressed up.
- Colleen. Nice to meet you.
- So what are you gonna do?
- We want to put bows
in their manes.
I just want them to look as
pretty as you can make them.
- Hi, baby.
- Okay, well, I'll just
come back in a little while.
I've got things to do.
- That's fine.
- Are you okay?
- Yes.
- Can we get this party
on the road, please?
Seriously.
- It is, yeah, you see?
It is.
It's going to be fabulous.
- Sh-sh-sh-sh-shi.
- Yeah. I'm working on it.
[horse nickering]
♪ ♪
- I'm having an emergency.
- What's up?
- I didn't realize till today
that Lisa had a specific color
situation for the party tonight.
I don't really have that many
long pink or white...
It's not a wedding.
So I just ran and took this
off the mannequin.
But I don't have... Ugh.
- That's a great outfit though.
- Yeah, it's great,
but it's really long,
and I've already cut
all this off,
and it's all crooked.
There are rules for tonight.
You have to wear pink,
diamonds, and wedges.
For some reason,
when I put it on...
Maybe one leg
is longer than the other.
This looks like it's longer,
the right leg, and on my body,
the left leg's longer.
- Your body is...
You're all messed up.
- Shut up.
You know what?
I don't have time.
We're running out of time.
Erika's gonna be here,
and I don't want to make
her wait. Whatever.
- That's your scissors?
- I don't have another scissors
except a makeup
and an eyela... things.
Oh, now look, it looks like
someone ate them.
- It's a problem with your body.
- If you say that
one more f... ing time,
you're gonna have
a f... ing problem
with your body in a minute.
♪ ♪
- Erika!
Let's get this party started!
- Please, tell me you have
some fabulous idea cooked up.
- Don't we always?
- Yes, I'm psyched.
- When have we
ever let you down?
- Never.
As I told you, Lisa Vanderpump
is throwing a diamonds
and rosé party at her home.
- Right.
- So I know it's gonna be great.
On the invitation,
it says, "Pink, sparkles..."
Wait for it.
"Wedge heels."
- Wedges?
- What?
- Yeah.
- Who wears wedges after dark?
- We're not doing wedges.
That's not our gig.
- That does not say 90210 to me.
- It says 9021-no.
- 1-no.
- Thank you.
[laughter]
- Well, since we've been
turning out the looks,
we could surprise them
with a bathed-in rosé...
- What? No!
- Yes!
- That is...
- Since she don't drink it...
- That is un-f... ing...
Did you make this? - I did.
- No.
- And yes, I made a bath tub
full of rosé tinted color
and bathed her
ever so delicately. - Wow.
- This is great.
- I just pictured it in my head
like you
laying in a rosé puddle.
[laughter]
- You have to let us know
what the other hos wear
because no one's gonna top us.
♪ ♪
- Justine, I am loving...
[gasps] Loving the foil.
Babe, I feel like
I'm about to walk a runway.
- It's great, babe, it's brave.
- [laughs]
- I had seen
this fantastic runway show,
and the models were wearing
gold leaf in their hair,
and I thought,
"What a great moment
for a diamonds and rosé party."
Jagger!
Mommy needs your opinion, Jags.
- [babbling]
- What do you think
of Mommy's hairstyle?
- No.
- Do you like it?
- No.
- Are you saying no
because you want a drink?
- [whines]
- Mommy's gonna
give you apple juice,
but I need your honest opinion.
Are you prepared to give me
your honest opinion?
- Yes.
- Do you like Mommy's glam?
- No.
- [laughs]
♪ ♪
- You're a little MILF-y today.
- I'm a little MILF-y?
- You're a little MILF-y.
[laughter]
- Why, thanks.
What's it like
having me as a mom?
In one word.
- Crazy.
[laughter]
- Thank you so much.
You could've said, "Oh, my God,
she's the best mom
in the world." - You are.
You're super fun when
you're on, like, a sugar high
or whatever you're doing
when you're outside, like,
dancing around.
Some type of thing you took.
I don't know.
- Are you kidding me?
You cannot say
those kinds of things.
I... already, people think
I am a drug addict right now.
- I'm kidding.
- No.
- No, yeah.
- No!
- They're saying that
I take Xanax every day.
- No.
- If I had a Xanax every day
in the morning...
- You wouldn't be able
to get out of bed. - Thank you.
How could... - It would be like
"Valley of the Dolls."
You'd just be...
Just floating through life.
- I don't take Xanax,
except for right...
I'm gonna go throw one
in my smoothie.
- Oh, my God.
- Right now.
Before I go to this party.
- Crazy.
You just look drunk! - [laughs]
- Oh, excuse me?
[laughter]
- What do you know?
- Wait, excuse me?
- I've seen drunk people before.
- Excuse me?
- I've seen drunk...
[screaming]
- Excuse me?
- This is scary!
[screaming]
- [laughing]
- Coming up...
- You know,
I'm such an easy target.
Come on, it's so easy
to be like,
"Oh, Lisa Rinna's so awful!"
[upbeat music]
- I need you to put rose petals
under all these.
- Right, yeah.
- So it's everything...
The theme of the night
is "Diamonds and Rosé."
- Okay.
- So sushi's going on here.
Then the caviar and...
Edgar, so, what's happening
at Villa Blanca if you're here?
I'm scared.
- No, I have work
in three hours.
- So you're going back there
after.
- Yes.
- All right, good.
- All right, let me go and see
what's happening out there.
- All right.
- Oh, my God, I do not like
to bow down, but I think
I might have to.
It looks perfect!
Kevin Lee is a genius.
- Spectacular, right?
- He always interprets
exactly what I want
and then some.
I sometimes don't understand
a word he bloody says, but,
when it comes to a party,
there's nobody
better than this guy.
- What do you think tonight?
You going to have a great time?
- Well, I hope so.
- And a couple of cute guys
are coming at least?
- There's no cute guys.
- [laughs]
That's not fun, then.
♪ ♪
[knocking]
[barking]
- Everybody back, stop!
Shh!
- [chuckles]
- Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
- She said diamonds and rosé.
I said, "Okay." - Oh, my God.
There go my dogs.
- Oh, ooh, honey.
- "My Little Pony"
just got here.
- Do you want to laugh?
- I'm pushing it.
- This was on a mannequin.
I grabbed it, but I'm 5'2".
I have no time to alter.
I just cut off the bottom.
Wait, look.
And one keeps getting longer
than the other. - You look fine.
You look adorable.
♪ ♪
- Oh.
- Hold on to the railing, hun.
- Honey, I feel like a princess.
- Well, you look like one,
honey.
- Thank you.
- I think I should get in first
so you don't have to... - Yep.
Slide across.
- Thank you, honey.
♪ ♪
- Isn't it pretty?
- It's beautiful up here.
- I know,
it's like an Italian villa.
[knocking]
- Lola, it's Eileen.
Both: Hi!
- You look gorgeous!
- So do you!
Thank you, thank you! Hi!
- This is my niece Devon.
- Hi, Devon.
- Hi, how are you?
- So nice to meet you.
- You too.
- This is Lola.
- Bye, Lola!
- You watch the house.
You be a good girl,
watch the house.
Love you.
- It's definitely gonna be
a tad awkward with Erika
and Lisa Rinna.
- As I've said to you
many times, don't let people
be mean to you.
Don't let them project.
And if you've got something
to say that's on your mind,
you say it. - Yeah.
- You know, I'm such
an easy target.
Come on, it's so easy to be
like, "Oh, Lisa Rinna's
so awful!"
[laughter]
- Who are you quoting now?
- "She's awful!"
- I just hope Lisa Rinna takes
a little bit more time to think
before she speaks
because the ramifications
could be huge.
Huge.
- It's just easy, and I'm like,
"F... you, I'm sick of that."
Like, I'm not... whatever.
I should just write...
- This is gonna be
a spirited conversation
this evening, I think.
- You think?
♪ ♪
- Hello. God. This is gorgeous.
♪ ♪
- Hello, oh, my God,
I'm getting so many things.
Thank you. How are you?
- [mumbling]
- No, I said I wanted
you to come. - You look amazing.
♪ ♪
- Hello. Look how beautiful.
Thank you.
- Cheers, guys, thank you.
- Are you happy, darling?
- It looks amazing.
- Oh, you've done
all the hard work.
- So pretty.
- Oh, my goodness!
- I told you to wear
the long gold,
and I love that. Oh, I love it.
You look gorgeous,
you beautiful thing.
- It's so pretty.
- Isn't this so pretty?
Wow. - That thing's huge.
- Oh, my favorite people!
- Oh, how beautiful
this is! - Wow.
- This is gorgeous.
- That really is.
- Dorit, you seem
very melancholic tonight.
- I feel very uncomfortable
in situations...
- What, do you want her
to come out
and start fist pumping?
- Yeah, she looks so good
that she should be.
- She's cool.
She's a class act, look at her.
- I feel very uncomfortable
being in situations
where there's
very clear tension.
- Hi, Hanky and Panky!
- Hi, guys!
Hi, guys! - Hi, guys!
- Pretty!
- Oh, goodness.
- Wow.
- Always.
Always so gorgeous.
- The conversation that
supposedly happened in Mexico
was at a dinner
that both of you were at.
Well, so Lisa Rinna says,
"I like to pop a Xanax
in my smoothie."
Did I, at any point,
sit at that dinner and say,
"Lisa Rinna has a drug problem?"
- You've never relayed
that sentiment to me.
- You know, it's just nonsense.
Of course you didn't
say that, and of course
you wouldn't say that.
- No, but I don't...
- She's just a bit paranoid.
I don't know.
- Yeah.
- Maybe she did something...
- Maybe it's 'cause
she's on drugs.
[laughter]
- Oh, wow, absolutely gorgeous.
- Todd, hi!
- Hello, gorgeous.
- How are you, baby?
Nice to see you.
- You look gorgeous.
- Thank you.
- I find Lisa Rinna
very unpredictable.
The lashing out...
- Never said a word about it.
- Kim, you know what?
You play dirty.
- I never said a word about it.
- Well, let's talk about
your arrest.
- The accusations...
- Were people doing coke
in your bathroom?
- Middle fingers...
- Dorit, f... off, f... off.
- At this point, I don't know
what she's capable of.
♪ ♪
- Next time,
on the season finale...
♪ ♪
- You have glitter
on your horses' feet?
- No, you can't eat
my Cartier ring, girl.
I know you want to... diamond.
- Oh, he bit me!
- One, two, three, four.
Oh, Lisa, let me help you.
[grunts]
- Wow, look at your hair.
How cool.
It looks like a big gold goose
took a big gold sh...
All over Dorit's head.
- I don't need to know
who you are.
I've been shown enough, thanks.
- Trust me,
we've all seen enough as well.
- Oh!
- You're not deliberately cold.
You're inherently cold.
- I've given you so much
of my time, my energy,
my f... ing heart, you bitch.
- Lisa, if I can smell
your breath, you're too close.
Take a step back. I mean it.
- Wow.
Housewives of Beverly Hills"...
- What's up with your show?
- We start filming in August.
- Please, tell me
you're excited.
- I am very excited.
It's very surreal.
[exotic music]
- This is beautiful!
- Welcome to the
Island Shangri-La, Hong Kong.
- Wow.
- [shrieks]
- [exclaims]
- Oh, my God, oh, my God.
- Just be honest.
- I'm not not being honest.
- There was a conversation;
you were like,
"Well, she does have
this bag of pills,
and we were talking about
Xanax smoothies."
- It certainly wasn't like,
"She's a drug addict."
- Well, it implies that.
- It's not really a big deal...
- Oh, no, you made it
a big deal.
- It's certainly... no, no.
- But she didn't...
She didn't kill your child.
- Shut the f... up.
- Wow.
- I just have to ask you
a question.
- One more question...
- Yeah, I'm gonna.
[upbeat music]
- The crown is heavy,
darlings, so just
leave it where it belongs.
- I may be two people,
but I'm not two-faced.
♪ ♪
- My advice to you:
don't hustle the hustler.
♪ ♪
- I speak no evil,
but I see and hear everything.
♪ ♪
- When you've
traveled the world,
you can speak
in any accent you want.
- I'm an expert on luxury,
and I can always spot a fake.
♪ ♪
- What I want to know is,
when I was at your dinner,
you all got up and left. Why?
♪ ♪
- I'm confused about what
the insinuation is here.
- Were people doing coke
in your bathroom?
- Oh, come on.
- I certainly wasn't.
♪ ♪
- If someone said that to me,
that is a horrible accusation.
- I would be jumping
across the table.
- I'm sorry, I have to be
honest about it. - Come on!
- So are you suggesting
that I got up from
the dinner table
and went to do drugs?
- No, no, but I was left
at that table by myself
when everybody got up.
- I'm going to ask PK
why this became such an issue.
- I have no idea.
- Okay, so...
- No one brought it
to my attention...
- But why are we
worked up about it?
- What do you mean, "Why are you
all worked up about it"?
You've been throwing out these
weird frickin' things all night.
- What have I thrown out?
- That my house is a coke den.
I've got two little babies,
but they have... they live
in a coke den.
- All you have to say is no.
- No.
Are you f... ing
kidding me, girl?
Really?
- You were talking about me
being a Xanax addict somehow.
♪ ♪
If she's questioning me,
I have to be open
about what I saw.
I haven't said
anything about it,
and I probably wouldn't
have said anything about it
until you questioned whether
I had a problem with Xanax.
- It just getting too mean.
It's getting too mean.
It's getting too personal.
- Yeah.
- It's not now about the issue
and who said what...
- Right.
- And who regrets what.
I know what you're doing.
Low blow, Rinna.
- I don't care.
You know low blow
better than anybody, honey.
- You really do.
- Rinna gets so upset
that you just don't know
what she's gonna
pull out of that bag of hers,
but it is gonna be
one sharp dagger.
- Tell me, please, that you're
done asking questions tonight.
- Okay, I'm done.
- Oh, my God.
I mean, I feel like I've just
been let out
of a torture chamber.
- What's so wrong
with that, though?
You intimated that
I'm a drug addict.
- No, I didn't.
- Basically... yes, you did.
You did.
So I can ask the same
f... ing question.
Just say, "I don't know, Lisa,"
and I'll be done with it.
All: I don't know, Lisa.
- Thank you. Done with it.
You deal with your sh...
I'll deal with mine.
Period.
That's what I have to say.
I'm done.
Dorit is bullsh...
I don't wanna call somebody out
on something,
but I saw what I saw,
and, uh, behavior is...
speaks pretty loudly.
- Come on, let's go.
- Okay, let's go.
We're not gonna get
anywhere with this.
- I can't, for the life of me,
understand why Rinna
would make such
a preposterous accusation.
♪ ♪
It's specifically designed
to malign my character.
What the hell did I do
to merit that?
"Well, just be honest!
Just be honest!"
- Ohh...
- Be honest about what?
What exactly are you asking me?
If I do drugs,
if I freaking... what?
I have two small children.
What are you suggesting?
- Rinna feels the need
to hit back and make Dorit
look as bad as possible.
Listen to me,
I've been through this,
and it feels like sh...
And I see
you're emotionally spent.
I've been through it. I get it.
More than anybody, I get it.
She tried that with me,
and it didn't work,
and I don't think
it's gonna work in this case.
- At your house, when I
mentioned the Munchausen
and how badly I felt about it...
- Yeah.
- You came out after,
and you asked me why
I didn't bring Kyle up.
- No, you said...
- Why did you ask me that?
- I said you should
speak to her yourself.
What else you got, Rinna?
You handled yourself very well.
♪ ♪
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
[line trilling]
- Hello.
- Hi, where are you?
Are you in the bath tub?
- I'm going to get a nose job.
- Stop it, no, you're not!
I'm leaving to...
Would you quit looking
at yourself and look at me?
I'm saying good-bye because
I'm leaving to go to Philly.
I'm leaving Hong Kong. Oh.
♪ ♪
I do wish that I could
have stayed for the shopping.
[line trilling]
- Hello? [beep]
- Nope.
I don't care what's going on.
Shopping is really so fabulous.
♪ ♪
[beeping]
- Hello?
- Lisa Vanderpump.
- Yes?
- Lisa Rinna. I wanted to call
and thank you so much
for this trip.
I really, really, really
appreciate it.
- Are you going?
- Yeah, I'm leaving right now.
- Oh, my God.
- I know.
I have to fly to Chicago.
- Look, I wasn't happy about
last night at all, Rinna.
- I wasn't really happy about it
either, but I didn't mean
any ill intent by anything,
you know?
I think we were trying
to get to the bottom of...
- Yeah, but Dorit's
a really nice girl.
I mean, that's typical Rinna,
to bring something up that would
absolutely crucify
somebody's reputation.
And you can't do that.
You gotta be more responsible.
- I think that we all
needed to talk it out, though,
'cause obviously it wasn't...
It wasn't over.
- Ugh, anyway, you're going.
- I...
- Well, listen, maybe
you and Harry could come...
I'm gonna have
a kind of get-together
at my house next week.
Pandora and Jason
are launching a rosé,
and we're just
having a tasting, really.
- Oh, how nice.
- I'm inviting Rinna.
Maybe she could
apologize to Dorit,
because she's been a bit of
a bitch to her, to be honest.
Maybe with a glass of rosé
in her, she'll sweeten up.
Okay. - Safe travels.
- All right, you too.
- Okay, thanks, buh-bye.
♪ ♪
I don't have any regrets
about what I said last night.
Dorit doesn't listen,
and, if people don't listen,
things need to be said
to get them to pay attention.
I love it! Here's the Rolls
that I always deserved to go in.
I love it.
I don't like
to have to go there,
but I go there with people
if they're not listening
or if they're saying untruths.
Buh-bye, thank you.
- Coming up...
- These are mine.
- These are extra large.
- Who said I was an extra large?
That took the wind
right out of my sails.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- I could use an espresso.
I could also use
some decent sleep.
- I... I'm sleep-talking to you.
Hi, Eileen. - Did you space out?
- Yeah, I got
the space going on.
Erika and I
have not discussed at all
what happened at the dinner.
- Don't ever talk
about my kid again.
- Okay.
- He's an adult,
and that's his choice.
Don't ever f... ing
criticize that.
- I would never
in a million years
say anything that I thought
would hurt anybody,
especially Erika.
At some point,
I'm going to talk to her
if she doesn't talk to me.
- Hello, ladies.
- Hello.
- Did anybody sleep last night?
- No!
- No, I have not slept.
- Nobody slept.
- Did you sleep?
- I did, I slept.
- I slept from 2:00 until 6:00,
four hours.
- Okay, girls.
- Okay.
- Shall we?
- Shall we go?
- Let's do this.
- All right.
♪ ♪
- I'm gonna do a lot of
shopping in a short amount...
- Are you?
- I'm gonna buy some stuff.
- Are you feeling like...
- Yes, I am.
- You need some retail therapy?
- I do.
♪ ♪
- Hello!
- Oh!
- Ooh.
- Shanghai Tang
is a great boutique
that has clothing, accessories.
They've got beautiful stuff.
And shopping will always
take away the pain.
- Oh, I like that side.
That's beautiful.
- Could I take a peek at that?
Ooh.
This bracelet's gonna
make me feel better
about being yelled at by Erika.
I think I have to have this
'cause I think it's amazing.
This is gonna
make me feel a lot better
about women screaming
in a public place.
This is gorgeous. - Okay.
- This purse is gonna
make me feel better
about everybody forgetting
everything they say.
Wait, can I see that ring too?
Oh, boy.
Now I just kicked into gear,
here we go.
Thank you very much
to my friends who dared
to compromise my fabulous trip
to Hong Kong.
- These are mine.
- These are extra large.
- Extra large?
- Should I pick
the medium for you?
- Who said I was an extra large?
I'm a 6 at home, but I'm
an extra large in Hong Kong.
That took the wind
right out of my sails.
I mean, thanks.
- Together, all items
comes to 11,456.
In U.S., that would be $1,420.
- Okay, so that's great.
- Hey, that's pretty.
- You like?
- Do you want a friendship ring?
- You do not need to buy me
a present to be my friend.
- So I have this one, this one,
and the two rings.
- Okay, sure.
- Thank you.
- I don't understand why
you're buying me this ring.
- 'Cause I love you.
Just say "thank you,"
and "I love you too."
- Thank you, Eden.
- You're so welcome.
- That's very kind.
- See, it's rose quartz,
and do you know
what rose quartz does?
- I have a feeling
you're gonna tell me.
- [laughs] It heals the heart.
- Great, I need that.
- Yep.
- What am I supposed to do,
argue with this woman?
She wants to buy me
a friendship ring.
Ahh.
She doesn't want to take no
for an answer, fine.
I'll take the ring.
- What time is dinner?
- I don't know, but we just had
the weirdest exchange upstairs.
- What happened?
- I was sitting
on the sofa after you left.
And then Eden came over,
and she's like,
"I'd like to buy you
this friendship ring."
I said, "No, Eden, don't."
- She can buy it for me.
I'll be her friend for this.
- Listen, bitch, give it back.
So I said...
- Eden and I are so close.
- Let her finish her story,
will you? - Sorry.
- No, it's okay.
It was just bizarre.
- Well, how much
was it, seriously?
- I don't know! Thought it'd be
in one of these cases.
- If this is thousands,
you're gonna have to be
a really good f... ing friend.
- I know.
- Why is she
buying Erika a ring?
She should be buying me one,
one on every bloody finger.
- Pardon me, hi,
could you give me the price
on this ring, please, ma'am?
- 1,680...
- 16...
- In U.S. dollar.
- 1-6-8-0?
- Pretty sure. Yeah.
- Wait, 1 thousand or 1...
- 1 thousand 680.
- She just spent $1,700 on you?
- Like, wow.
May I, one more time?
- 172 U.S. dollar.
- Oh, $172.
- Yes.
- Oh, that's great, all right.
- That's all right, then.
- Thank you so much.
All right, hey...
- I was scared for a bit.
- All right, see you later.
- I was scared.
- Eden? I want a better present.
[laughter]
What is this?
As a matter of fact, I'm pissed.
- Exactly.
- I'm excited to see these dogs.
♪ ♪
Do these dogs have homes
waiting for them?
- Well, some are going to,
you know, America
to be Yulin ambassadors.
There's a lot of people
that want them, you know?
We've saved hundreds of dogs,
and they're just like pets.
They shouldn't be eaten.
I want to show my friends
what we're fighting for.
Hey. - Hey!
Where have you been? - I know.
- Welcome to SPCA.
- Thank you.
- Hi, pleased to meet you.
- Hello.
- Thanks for coming by.
- Hi.
- So they run this whole thing.
- Okay.
- And so we've been
working with them to try and...
With the transport,
getting the dogs from China
to here to Hong Kong.
- How many have we got here?
How many do we have
in the sanctuary? - 85 total.
Off of the three trucks.
So we've stopped three trucks
since the end of May.
- How many have we lost?
- Um, 47 died.
♪ ♪
- And shall we go and see them?
- Yeah, let's go.
- Yeah.
- The only thing that
is helping me
get through this is knowing
that these were the dogs
that were actually saved
from the Yulin Dog Festival.
♪ ♪
- Oh, my goodness.
- Oh, look at you! Is he good?
- It's okay, Anton.
- Is he friendly?
- Yeah. You're okay, Anton.
- Good boy, good boy.
- You're okay.
- These dogs have been
pulled off the meat truck.
They've been living
in torturous situations
and conditions.
They're just like
man's best friend.
They're just like
the family pet.
- What is a "mongrel"?
I've never heard
of this breed.
There's a lot here.
- Look at your puppy teeth.
You are too much.
Did you just get neutered?
Is that why you got on the cone?
They got you. Oh, man.
- Look at this face.
Hi.
- Beautiful creature.
I'm just gonna go downstairs
with two dogs.
- Okay.
- I think it's overwhelming.
I want to see
how they react first.
- Okay. Oh, oh, my God.
Did you see this guy?
You're so cute.
- Oh, he's only two months old.
- I can't take it.
Look how cute he is.
Look at him.
This puppy and I
are having a moment.
- He wants you to take him home.
- My problem is, when you see
a dog that needs a home,
you basically want to
give them one.
Can I ask you something?
- Of course.
- I know my husband's
gonna kill me, but if I...
- Wanted to adopt?
- Yes.
- Yeah, I think it's gonna
take a little bit longer
for the paperwork to be ready.
- You have that connection
with an animal sometimes,
and you feel like, oh, my God,
they know your inner secrets,
thoughts, and desires.
- Oh, he loves you!
- I know, it's just
breaking my heart.
This little puppy gets me,
and it's sad.
I can't take this puppy
home with me.
- [gasps] Lazzie.
- Hello.
- Hi, Lazzie.
- So you're going to be
an ambassador.
You're going to be
a very important person.
Say hello.
- I'm getting right in here.
Is this guy friendly?
- Oh, yeah, they're both
super friendly.
- Come here!
- Lazzie.
- Hi.
- And what a terrible fate
awaited them.
- I am a dog lover,
so for me to be able
to support Lisa in this
makes me happy,
and this is important to her,
and it's important to me.
- I'm seeing some wrestling.
- My dogs...
- They're play battling.
- My dogs do that.
They look like they're killing
each other, but they're playing.
- They're playing a lot nicer
than you guys were last night.
- Good-bye, buddy.
- Hi, buddies.
- I hope that
the women understand
exactly what
we've been fighting for.
I think, if you're a dog lover,
you can't ignore the situation.
- Thank you, Fiona.
- Thank you guys
for flying across the world.
- And this is what this trip
to Hong Kong is all about.
- You're gonna have
a really good life.
- Yes.
- Coming up...
- She's, like, one person
one day and another person
in another moment.
- It's called schizophrenia.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Hi. Good afternoon.
- I'm here to meet my friend
Eileen Davidson.
Hello, Ms. Hong Kong.
- How are you?
- Nice to see you.
- I'm so happy you're here.
I'm starving. - Me too.
I'm hungry today.
- Nice sunnies.
I got these
right before we left.
- Those are nice ones.
- It's important for me
that she hears that
I really, really apologize
for snapping at her
in Hong Kong.
Don't ever bring up killing
my child again because
my child could get killed.
- Okay, I know.
I didn't mean it
that way, Erika.
- No, my child could get killed.
- You're right.
- Don't ever talk
about my kid again.
But I am human.
I mean, I've thought about this
many times, and, you know,
it just sucks because
I don't wanna be that way.
- So you know that you...
You're starting on "Y&R"
in a couple days.
- Yes.
- I have not received
a script yet.
- Well, neither have I.
[laughter]
- Not that that's a...
- Okay.
- Big shocker.
- I... you know, they're
running kind of late,
'cause usually you would
get it before now. - Really?
- Yeah.
- Oh.
- But you'll be getting it in
the next couple days, I think.
- Oh, my God,
that's so exciting.
- I know.
- Erika's acting like
nothing has happened.
I'm acting like
nothing has happened.
And I'm just kind of
taking her lead,
so it's a little awkward,
but... I'm okay
with just being chill.
- Well, hello.
- Hi, you.
- How are you?
- Look at you, look at you!
- Hey.
- Nice to see you.
- Hi, how are you?
- I don't know.
- You don't know?
- I'm all over the place.
- You are?
- How are you?
Loopy. - I am loopy too, yeah.
I'm not... I'm not fantastic.
- Are you sleeping
and then not sleeping?
- I'm not... yeah, I slept
all weekend, but I still
don't feel normal.
- Same.
- Has anyone talked to Rinna?
- Uh, yes, I have.
- You must have.
And how was she?
- You know, she's okay.
- So many things came
flying across that table.
I was... I was a bit shocked.
- Yeah.
- When Dorit started with her,
I was like, mm.
Don't want that.
- Those were some low blows.
- Don't want that.
- Saying, like, you know,
you don't trust your husband.
- Let me ask you a question.
Do you trust your husband?
- Implicitly.
- Okay, why would you be so...
- That is a weird thing to say.
- Threatened by Erika
if you really trusted
your husband?
- I was happy she said it.
- Well, you know what?
You'll have to ask her.
- Of course you were.
- I was happy she said it.
I'm not gonna lie.
- Of course, I bet you were.
- And I was like, thank you,
somebody, for stepping in.
- I bet you were.
- I was, and I will... I will...
- Again, she said
she didn't mean it that way.
- And I own that.
I think Lisa Rinna
totally realized how badly
Dorit and PK treated me,
and turn-about is fair play.
- Do you feel better?
I feel like you and Dorit
were better after that. Do you?
- Um, I'm not sure
that Dorit is sincere.
♪ ♪
I'm not sure that neither she
nor PK have understood
what they've done with
this whole thing of, you know,
"Erika's trying to seduce me,"
or, "Erika was trying
to come on to me."
- Since we've all seen
your pretty little puss now.
- Shut up. [laughter]
- It wasn't that
I thought you were trying
to seduce my husband
or anything like that.
- I don't think they did either.
- Yeah, right.
I think Dorit
should be held accountable
for the words that
come out of her mouth.
You know, she's gotta show me
that she's worth
having a friendship with.
- So, you guys, we have
this party on Saturday
or coming up, right? - Oh...
- Mm-hmm.
- Lisa Vanderpump's?
- Yeah.
- You know what?
Listen, I'm gonna go
to Lisa Vanderpump's and,
while I expect nothing
out of anyone, ever,
I would hope that the Kemsleys
would make an attempt
to make it right,
but if they don't, they don't.
Enough, let's talk
about something else.
I'm sorry I had a meltdown
on you at the table.
- Oh...
- I apologize.
It has nothing to do with you.
I was stressed out,
and those words
are very sensitive to me,
so I had a meltdown.
- I got it, I got it.
- Yeah.
And I appreciate that,
and you know I would never,
ever, because you've been...
- I know.
- So good to me, and
I appreciate our friendship.
- I do too.
- And I would never say
anything like that to you.
It is important
that I apologize to Eileen
because we have
a great friendship,
and she's done a lot for me,
and I wanna make sure
that she knows that, you know,
I had a meltdown.
- Because I know that about you,
it's not like I've been
holding a grudge
or thinking, "oh, my God,
you're a horrible person."
I just... I got it.
As mothers, having a son
who's a police officer...
- It just, you know...
- I'm like...
- It just struck a nerve.
- Of course, of course.
- And I was tired,
and I was exhausted,
and I was exhausted
from that fight.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Exhausted from trying
to protect myself...
- Yeah.
- Advocate for myself,
trying to chill out
and just take the high road.
Trying to take the high road,
trying to take the high road.
- Yeah.
- Right.
- And then I took
the real low road.
- No, you didn't take
the low road.
You were emotional.
- Yeah, it just sucks.
- The cool thing about Erika
and me and our friendship
is that we kind of
get each other.
Even though that happened,
and it was a big moment,
things are just pretty much
back to normal.
- Yes.
- Thank you for apologizing.
- Of course.
I just had a meltdown.
- It happens.
♪ ♪
- Honey, come and have a drink.
I'm in the bar.
- Hi, baby love.
- Honey, what are you drinking?
- Yeah?
I guess a...
- Vodka Red Bull?
- Yeah, that's fine.
Ooh, I feel like we're about
to go on a date or something.
- Honey, we are on a date.
- [squeals]
- Happy wife, happy life.
- Tell me what's going on
with the tour.
When's George going back?
- Tour starts next week
in Switzerland, and then...
- Oh, my God,
please don't tell me
we're going to Switzerland
next week, honey.
- No, no, we're not going.
- Okay.
- We're not going. We can't go.
- Honey, I just came back
from Hong Kong,
and to be honest with you...
[laughs]
- I know, but Switzerland...
- I need a break.
- Wouldn't be like
Hong Kong, baby.
It would be
a little bit more chill.
- After the week I've just had,
I just wanna soak up
those babies,
feel them, be close
to them, no traveling,
no nonsense. I wanna be at home.
- Honey, I was so upset when
you called me from Hong Kong.
I was so affected
by what you were telling me.
- It was just...
- I couldn't rationalize it,
you know? - You know what, PK?
It was rough, at moments,
and it was odd,
and I didn't expect it.
- Well, you didn't expect it
because you didn't deserve it.
- I think with regards
to Rinna, I thought
things were really nice
between us.
I really don't know
where to go with her
because she's someone
that kind of freaks me out.
- Yeah, you can't trust her.
- She's like one person one day
and another person
in another moment.
And you don't really know
who you're gonna get.
- There's a term for that.
It's called schizophrenia.
- Oh, my goodness.
- I think she's dangerous.
- It's very difficult for me
to sort of, you know,
just sweep it under the rug.
I'm sure I'm gonna have
some type of dialogue
or a conversation
with Lisa Rinna.
There's definitely
certain things that are
gonna need to be said.
Erika, meanwhile, she went into
this whole, big, dramatic
hoo-ha, and it was, like,
oh, my God, Erika, you've been
an ice queen the last
four months with zero emotion.
Suddenly you've got this,
oh, all of these feelings!
- Suddenly you're
deeply affected.
- And it's so... yeah.
PK, she's telling me,
"You called my husband
to apologize,
and I want your husband to call
my husband to apologize."
- Why would I call her husband?
She should call her husband
because she doesn't
see him very often.
Check in. "How you doing, Tom?
It's been six months."
♪ ♪
Now, how's it gonna be
this Saturday when we see them
at the party? - I know.
Am I prepared to let Rinna off
and sit there as if it's okay?
No, 'cause it's not.
- Coming up...
- Five, four, three, two...
- [gasps]
- Oh!
Both: Bitch.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Oh, my gosh!
- There you are.
- How are you?
- Nice to see you.
- The big day has arrived.
- It's here, it's here.
Welcome back to
"The Young and the Restless."
- Thank you.
- This time, you're on
the other side of the camera.
- I'm, like, crawling
out of my skin, but it's okay.
Eileen and I have prepared.
I have racked her brain
and probably driven her crazy
with a million questions.
- Dressing room is right here.
Let's go check it out.
- Ooh, I'm feeling important.
- [laughs]
- I'm serious!
I've been in the chapel,
I've said a million Hail Marys.
I mean, I don't know
what else to do at this point.
Help me, Lord.
[knocking]
Coming.
- Happy birthday!
- Oh, my gosh.
Thank you so much.
This is so crazy.
- I'm so happy to see you.
- Come on.
- Look at you, you're just...
You see?
You're the real actor.
You're holding on
to your sides already;
you just can't let them go.
- Holding on for dear life!
- I know.
- What are you, crazy?
- I know. Are you excited?
- Yes, I've very excited,
and I'm very... like, I have...
You know, I'm nervous.
- Yeah, by the way,
can I tell you something really
special about this room?
This used to be
my dressing room.
- Ooh.
- And you know that I had
this room for a very long time,
and my son... - Grew up in here.
- Crawled the first time there.
- Aww, that's so sweet.
- And I was with him.
I spent the first three years
of Jesse's life in this room.
I was nursing him
with rollers in my hair.
So there's tons of, like,
personal history in this room.
- Thank you, Eileen.
This is so cool.
- It's so cool.
- This is, like,
the best birthday ever.
- I can't even stand it.
- I know. This is too great.
My own dressing room!
This is the real deal now.
The pressure's on.
I just gotta remain calm
and professional and just keep,
you know, pretending like I know
what the f... I'm doing.
♪ ♪
- What time do you think we're
gonna be here till tonight?
- About 5:00 or 5:30,
maybe 6:00.
- 5:00, that's crazy.
- I mean, when the sun comes up,
that's when we'll stop.
- This is exciting.
I'm sad it's our last day.
- I know. It went by so quick.
- I know.
But dailies are so exciting.
I get so excited
every time we see them.
I love being back here
and on a set.
I felt so guilty being away.
Because I am a producer on it,
I feel like
I need to be there
for every single thing.
I want to earn that title.
So now, this is the later stuff?
Pretending to go
into the office?
- This is all the stuff when
she's driving, following Steve,
and when she confronts
the guy in the car...
- Right.
- And gets out.
- Creepy guy.
- The creepy guy.
- I feel like
I'm in my element here.
These late-night shoots,
up all night,
I grew up doing this,
and I love it.
Exciting.
♪ ♪
[knocking]
- Yes?
- Show time!
Here we go! - Is it time?
- Hey, how are you?
- Oh, my God, okay.
- Let's go.
♪ ♪
- So let's just
walk through this.
You're gonna start
about over here.
Your nose is in your phone.
- Mm-hmm.
- You know,
and you're just kind of
going like this,
going like this...
- How cool is this?
I'm playing Farrah Dubose.
She's a sexy, bratty,
in-your-face,
pushy real estate agent.
- And you would start
to cross, Erika, and boom.
As you turn, you both say
"bitch" at the same...
- And how does that...
How will that joke pay off?
You know, are we supposed to be
saying it under our breath,
so that we don't hear it?
Should we wait a beat to say it?
- I think we should turn and
say it into each other's eyes.
- Yeah, I think you should
turn and say it to each other.
- Okay.
- Say it to each other.
- Yeah.
- Okay.
- Look at me, just taking the...
- I know.
- Sorry, sorry.
I don't know what to tell you.
I'm a little bossy.
- This is my friend Erika.
- I apologize.
- Erika does all the jobs.
- Sorry, sorry.
- Okay.
- I guess Farrah Dubose
is rubbing off on me a little.
- Five, four, three, two...
- Thank you so much.
I really appreciate it.
- [gasps]
- Oh!
- Are you kidding me?
- I'm so sorry.
- Look at this mess.
What are you thinking?
- Well, excuse me,
in my defense,
you could watch
where you're going.
- Wanna know where I was going?
To show a $3-million listing,
that is, until you
doused hot coffee
all over my new suit.
- Well, as I said, my apologies.
- This is custom couture,
and it's ruined!
And you probably cost me
my commission too.
- Shut up. You know that?
Be quiet.
You know what else?
Have a nice day. - What a...
both: Bitch.
- Really nice, Erika, thank you.
- This is, you know...
This is the real deal.
Stop back here? - Uh, you can be
right where you were.
- Okay, great.
- Five, four, three, two...
- Peace offering.
Honestly, the last thing
I want to do is get into
a cat fight with you.
- Well, we wouldn't want that,
now, would we?
- In fact, why don't you
let me pick up
your dry cleaning tab?
- Nah, I got it covered, truly,
but if you really
want to help out,
why don't you
buy a house from me?
- [laughs]
- Or two?
- I give Erika a 10.
She was terrific.
I'd love to see more of her
on the show.
Ashley needs a new house.
You were amazing.
- No, I wasn't.
- Yes, you were.
You were so great.
♪ ♪
- I'm kind of sad tonight's
the last night of shooting.
- I know, me too.
- Yeah.
- It's a short one,
but we'll get to do more.
- That's right,
with my new producer hat.
- Exactly.
- [laughs]
- Exactly, this is a big deal,
and you're killing the game.
You got a lot
that you're doing right now.
- And then there's like
all the kids' stuff.
- Yeah.
- Like, back-to-school stuff
and all that.
- Yeah, I do not know
how you're doing all of it.
I really don't.
- You know what?
I don't sleep that much...
- I can tell because, like,
I don't know how
you would get it all done
otherwise.
- [indistinct]
Hi, honey, how are you?
- What's up? How are you?
- How are you?
- You made it.
- Not bad, not bad.
- You already went by
craft services?
- Nice to see you.
- I did.
- To our most
glamorous location.
- How are you?
- I'm very good, how are you?
- I'm fantastic.
- It's a lot more challenging
now that Mauricio and I
are both so busy.
This kind of crazy schedule
is newer to us,
so it's really important to me,
because our life is changing,
that we're navigating through it
in the right way and together.
That's the most important part.
These hours, I'm like, how do
you even work until 5:00...
- I know, I know.
- No, 6:00 a.m.
- That is bananas.
- I know.
- All this to make a TV show.
- Coming up...
- Dear, have you met Kevin?
- Well, thank you.
Kevin, pleasure.
- Nice to meet you.
- Yeah.
- Are you straight, or...
- No, you did not say that.
- Why not?
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Hey, shi-shi-shi,
where are you?
- Hello, my love, how are you?
- Oh, my God,
it's getting there.
- We are getting there,
for sure.
- Now I'm stressed about
everything.
- It's going to be fabulous
and gorgeous.
- I look awful right now.
- No, no, you'll be fine.
- I need as much work on me
as you've put into this tent
right now, so that's...
- Okay, I will.
- Gonna take a while.
- How was the Hong Kong trip,
by the way?
- It was amazing, but
there was a few little...
- All these ladies.
- Rinna was a bi...
- Really, is that right?
- Yeah.
- Rinna, Rinna, Rinna.
- I've just really been
disappointed in Rinna.
The first time
she really had a go at Kim,
I thought it came from
a place of good intention.
- You can get help.
You can talk to people.
You could go to... you know,
if you feel comfortable
going to a meeting, anything
so that you're not alone.
- Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
- Then she came at me last year
and was really mean-spirited.
- Why did you come
after me at your house...
- It's not coming after you.
- And say,
"Bring Kyle into this."
- We were saying good-bye.
- No, no, no, no.
- "Why didn't you bring Kyle
into this?"
- No, no, no, no, no.
- Lisa, don't deflect.
Why did you say that?
- Lisa, that is not true.
I don't want to go backwards
with Rinna, but I do feel
it's necessary to point it out,
that some things that she says
are totally unacceptable.
Tim? - Yes?
- Are they good?
- Almost, we're gonna change
out this halter...
- Are you bringing
those ponies up here? - Yep.
- Soon?
- He's straight,
before you get any funny ideas.
- He's straight?
- Yeah.
- You sure?
- I'm positive.
- Straight, too bad, for sure.
[laughter]
- In your wildest dreams.
- Ah, straight, too bad.
I love these straight guys.
- Oh, stop drooling over him.
I can see... put your tongue
back in your mouth.
- He's so handsome.
- Tell him you're hung
like a horse, and maybe
he'll be interested.
- Oh, you never know.
- Giddy-up!
- [laughs]
- I mean, I'm sure there's
a lot of ugly farriers in town,
but look what I found.
- He's here.
- Hey, Tim.
- Here are your ponies.
- How are you?
Good little ponies,
and they've had a bath,
and they've got new shoes on.
- Great job, Tim.
- Dear, have you met Kevin?
- Well, thank you.
Kevin, pleasure.
- Nice to meet you.
- Yeah.
- So, um...
- Well, is he...
- Is there anything
you want to ask Tim?
- Well, are you straight, or...
- No, you did not say that.
- Why not?
- You can't ask him that.
- He's so handsome.
- No, for God's sakes!
- What's the matter
with you, Lisa?
- I can answer that for you.
Yes, he is.
I mean, Kevin, you're making
yourself look like
a horse's ass here,
and this guy's used to
dealing with a horse's ass.
Hello. - Colleen. Nice to
meet you, Lisa.
- Sorry, I'm a hot mess
right now, but we just want to
get them a little dressed up.
- Colleen. Nice to meet you.
- So what are you gonna do?
- We want to put bows
in their manes.
I just want them to look as
pretty as you can make them.
- Hi, baby.
- Okay, well, I'll just
come back in a little while.
I've got things to do.
- That's fine.
- Are you okay?
- Yes.
- Can we get this party
on the road, please?
Seriously.
- It is, yeah, you see?
It is.
It's going to be fabulous.
- Sh-sh-sh-sh-shi.
- Yeah. I'm working on it.
[horse nickering]
♪ ♪
- I'm having an emergency.
- What's up?
- I didn't realize till today
that Lisa had a specific color
situation for the party tonight.
I don't really have that many
long pink or white...
It's not a wedding.
So I just ran and took this
off the mannequin.
But I don't have... Ugh.
- That's a great outfit though.
- Yeah, it's great,
but it's really long,
and I've already cut
all this off,
and it's all crooked.
There are rules for tonight.
You have to wear pink,
diamonds, and wedges.
For some reason,
when I put it on...
Maybe one leg
is longer than the other.
This looks like it's longer,
the right leg, and on my body,
the left leg's longer.
- Your body is...
You're all messed up.
- Shut up.
You know what?
I don't have time.
We're running out of time.
Erika's gonna be here,
and I don't want to make
her wait. Whatever.
- That's your scissors?
- I don't have another scissors
except a makeup
and an eyela... things.
Oh, now look, it looks like
someone ate them.
- It's a problem with your body.
- If you say that
one more f... ing time,
you're gonna have
a f... ing problem
with your body in a minute.
♪ ♪
- Erika!
Let's get this party started!
- Please, tell me you have
some fabulous idea cooked up.
- Don't we always?
- Yes, I'm psyched.
- When have we
ever let you down?
- Never.
As I told you, Lisa Vanderpump
is throwing a diamonds
and rosé party at her home.
- Right.
- So I know it's gonna be great.
On the invitation,
it says, "Pink, sparkles..."
Wait for it.
"Wedge heels."
- Wedges?
- What?
- Yeah.
- Who wears wedges after dark?
- We're not doing wedges.
That's not our gig.
- That does not say 90210 to me.
- It says 9021-no.
- 1-no.
- Thank you.
[laughter]
- Well, since we've been
turning out the looks,
we could surprise them
with a bathed-in rosé...
- What? No!
- Yes!
- That is...
- Since she don't drink it...
- That is un-f... ing...
Did you make this? - I did.
- No.
- And yes, I made a bath tub
full of rosé tinted color
and bathed her
ever so delicately. - Wow.
- This is great.
- I just pictured it in my head
like you
laying in a rosé puddle.
[laughter]
- You have to let us know
what the other hos wear
because no one's gonna top us.
♪ ♪
- Justine, I am loving...
[gasps] Loving the foil.
Babe, I feel like
I'm about to walk a runway.
- It's great, babe, it's brave.
- [laughs]
- I had seen
this fantastic runway show,
and the models were wearing
gold leaf in their hair,
and I thought,
"What a great moment
for a diamonds and rosé party."
Jagger!
Mommy needs your opinion, Jags.
- [babbling]
- What do you think
of Mommy's hairstyle?
- No.
- Do you like it?
- No.
- Are you saying no
because you want a drink?
- [whines]
- Mommy's gonna
give you apple juice,
but I need your honest opinion.
Are you prepared to give me
your honest opinion?
- Yes.
- Do you like Mommy's glam?
- No.
- [laughs]
♪ ♪
- You're a little MILF-y today.
- I'm a little MILF-y?
- You're a little MILF-y.
[laughter]
- Why, thanks.
What's it like
having me as a mom?
In one word.
- Crazy.
[laughter]
- Thank you so much.
You could've said, "Oh, my God,
she's the best mom
in the world." - You are.
You're super fun when
you're on, like, a sugar high
or whatever you're doing
when you're outside, like,
dancing around.
Some type of thing you took.
I don't know.
- Are you kidding me?
You cannot say
those kinds of things.
I... already, people think
I am a drug addict right now.
- I'm kidding.
- No.
- No, yeah.
- No!
- They're saying that
I take Xanax every day.
- No.
- If I had a Xanax every day
in the morning...
- You wouldn't be able
to get out of bed. - Thank you.
How could... - It would be like
"Valley of the Dolls."
You'd just be...
Just floating through life.
- I don't take Xanax,
except for right...
I'm gonna go throw one
in my smoothie.
- Oh, my God.
- Right now.
Before I go to this party.
- Crazy.
You just look drunk! - [laughs]
- Oh, excuse me?
[laughter]
- What do you know?
- Wait, excuse me?
- I've seen drunk people before.
- Excuse me?
- I've seen drunk...
[screaming]
- Excuse me?
- This is scary!
[screaming]
- [laughing]
- Coming up...
- You know,
I'm such an easy target.
Come on, it's so easy
to be like,
"Oh, Lisa Rinna's so awful!"
[upbeat music]
- I need you to put rose petals
under all these.
- Right, yeah.
- So it's everything...
The theme of the night
is "Diamonds and Rosé."
- Okay.
- So sushi's going on here.
Then the caviar and...
Edgar, so, what's happening
at Villa Blanca if you're here?
I'm scared.
- No, I have work
in three hours.
- So you're going back there
after.
- Yes.
- All right, good.
- All right, let me go and see
what's happening out there.
- All right.
- Oh, my God, I do not like
to bow down, but I think
I might have to.
It looks perfect!
Kevin Lee is a genius.
- Spectacular, right?
- He always interprets
exactly what I want
and then some.
I sometimes don't understand
a word he bloody says, but,
when it comes to a party,
there's nobody
better than this guy.
- What do you think tonight?
You going to have a great time?
- Well, I hope so.
- And a couple of cute guys
are coming at least?
- There's no cute guys.
- [laughs]
That's not fun, then.
♪ ♪
[knocking]
[barking]
- Everybody back, stop!
Shh!
- [chuckles]
- Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
- She said diamonds and rosé.
I said, "Okay." - Oh, my God.
There go my dogs.
- Oh, ooh, honey.
- "My Little Pony"
just got here.
- Do you want to laugh?
- I'm pushing it.
- This was on a mannequin.
I grabbed it, but I'm 5'2".
I have no time to alter.
I just cut off the bottom.
Wait, look.
And one keeps getting longer
than the other. - You look fine.
You look adorable.
♪ ♪
- Oh.
- Hold on to the railing, hun.
- Honey, I feel like a princess.
- Well, you look like one,
honey.
- Thank you.
- I think I should get in first
so you don't have to... - Yep.
Slide across.
- Thank you, honey.
♪ ♪
- Isn't it pretty?
- It's beautiful up here.
- I know,
it's like an Italian villa.
[knocking]
- Lola, it's Eileen.
Both: Hi!
- You look gorgeous!
- So do you!
Thank you, thank you! Hi!
- This is my niece Devon.
- Hi, Devon.
- Hi, how are you?
- So nice to meet you.
- You too.
- This is Lola.
- Bye, Lola!
- You watch the house.
You be a good girl,
watch the house.
Love you.
- It's definitely gonna be
a tad awkward with Erika
and Lisa Rinna.
- As I've said to you
many times, don't let people
be mean to you.
Don't let them project.
And if you've got something
to say that's on your mind,
you say it. - Yeah.
- You know, I'm such
an easy target.
Come on, it's so easy to be
like, "Oh, Lisa Rinna's
so awful!"
[laughter]
- Who are you quoting now?
- "She's awful!"
- I just hope Lisa Rinna takes
a little bit more time to think
before she speaks
because the ramifications
could be huge.
Huge.
- It's just easy, and I'm like,
"F... you, I'm sick of that."
Like, I'm not... whatever.
I should just write...
- This is gonna be
a spirited conversation
this evening, I think.
- You think?
♪ ♪
- Hello. God. This is gorgeous.
♪ ♪
- Hello, oh, my God,
I'm getting so many things.
Thank you. How are you?
- [mumbling]
- No, I said I wanted
you to come. - You look amazing.
♪ ♪
- Hello. Look how beautiful.
Thank you.
- Cheers, guys, thank you.
- Are you happy, darling?
- It looks amazing.
- Oh, you've done
all the hard work.
- So pretty.
- Oh, my goodness!
- I told you to wear
the long gold,
and I love that. Oh, I love it.
You look gorgeous,
you beautiful thing.
- It's so pretty.
- Isn't this so pretty?
Wow. - That thing's huge.
- Oh, my favorite people!
- Oh, how beautiful
this is! - Wow.
- This is gorgeous.
- That really is.
- Dorit, you seem
very melancholic tonight.
- I feel very uncomfortable
in situations...
- What, do you want her
to come out
and start fist pumping?
- Yeah, she looks so good
that she should be.
- She's cool.
She's a class act, look at her.
- I feel very uncomfortable
being in situations
where there's
very clear tension.
- Hi, Hanky and Panky!
- Hi, guys!
Hi, guys! - Hi, guys!
- Pretty!
- Oh, goodness.
- Wow.
- Always.
Always so gorgeous.
- The conversation that
supposedly happened in Mexico
was at a dinner
that both of you were at.
Well, so Lisa Rinna says,
"I like to pop a Xanax
in my smoothie."
Did I, at any point,
sit at that dinner and say,
"Lisa Rinna has a drug problem?"
- You've never relayed
that sentiment to me.
- You know, it's just nonsense.
Of course you didn't
say that, and of course
you wouldn't say that.
- No, but I don't...
- She's just a bit paranoid.
I don't know.
- Yeah.
- Maybe she did something...
- Maybe it's 'cause
she's on drugs.
[laughter]
- Oh, wow, absolutely gorgeous.
- Todd, hi!
- Hello, gorgeous.
- How are you, baby?
Nice to see you.
- You look gorgeous.
- Thank you.
- I find Lisa Rinna
very unpredictable.
The lashing out...
- Never said a word about it.
- Kim, you know what?
You play dirty.
- I never said a word about it.
- Well, let's talk about
your arrest.
- The accusations...
- Were people doing coke
in your bathroom?
- Middle fingers...
- Dorit, f... off, f... off.
- At this point, I don't know
what she's capable of.
♪ ♪
- Next time,
on the season finale...
♪ ♪
- You have glitter
on your horses' feet?
- No, you can't eat
my Cartier ring, girl.
I know you want to... diamond.
- Oh, he bit me!
- One, two, three, four.
Oh, Lisa, let me help you.
[grunts]
- Wow, look at your hair.
How cool.
It looks like a big gold goose
took a big gold sh...
All over Dorit's head.
- I don't need to know
who you are.
I've been shown enough, thanks.
- Trust me,
we've all seen enough as well.
- Oh!
- You're not deliberately cold.
You're inherently cold.
- I've given you so much
of my time, my energy,
my f... ing heart, you bitch.
- Lisa, if I can smell
your breath, you're too close.
Take a step back. I mean it.
- Wow.