The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (2010–…): Season 7, Episode 12 - Feeding a Need - full transcript
Lisa Rinna confronts Eden over the ""near death"" accusations. Lisa Vanderpump buys her son a condo, and the scripted show inspired by Kyle's childhood becomes even more of a reality. Lisa Rinna is honored with an award from her favorite charity, but Dorit has increasing suspicions about what she sees as erratic behavior from Rinna.
- Previously on "The Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills"...
- We cast Alicia Silverstone...
- Oh, yes!
- From "Clueless" to be
my mom in my scripted show.
- That's really good.
- Yeah.
- We are always
your parents, right?
- Yes, mum.
- Max has expressed interest
in maybe finding the whereabouts
of his birth parents.
No, wait, hold on a second.
- We're this close to Kim dying.
- Wow.
- I'm the first one to think
"Oh, my God,
there's something's
going on with my sister."
She's been really great
and I'm not gonna have
somebody mess around with that.
Did you, or did you not say that
my sister is close to death,
and that I'm an enabler?
- Rinna, you're lying
or Eden's lying.
- It's Eden;
she's projecting it onto me.
I will not f... ing take it.
I'm sorry, I won't take it.
- Tell her to shut the f... up.
- Well, from now on I'm gonna
tell her more than
to shut the f... up.
It's not right.
[upbeat music]
- The crown is heavy, darlings,
so just leave it
where it belongs.
♪ ♪
- I may be two people,
but I'm not two-faced.
♪ ♪
- My advice to you:
don't hustle the hustler.
♪ ♪
- I speak no evil,
but I see and hear everything.
♪ ♪
- When you've
traveled the world,
you can speak
in any accent you want.
♪ ♪
- I'm an expert on luxury,
and I can always spot a fake.
♪ ♪
- Okay.
- Welcome to your new property.
Congratulations.
- Okay, it looks even worse.
- Yeah...
- What's wrong?
- It's a little vacant
and destroyed but...
- That's all right,
I'd rather it be like this.
You can see what
you're gonna do now.
- Right.
I think this is the right time
to buy Max a condominium.
He's been holding down his job
at Sur and doing very well.
♪ ♪
- I'm good, thank you.
- You're welcome.
- Thanks.
- So it's our gift to him.
Well, I mean,
I'm glad we've got it.
We've just got to now re-do it,
change it,
make it look fantastic,
which I can do.
It's $630,000;
I've got to spend quite a lot
of money on it.
I mean, it's a sh... hole
right now.
- Oh, my God.
- Yeah, that's how he takes
my clothes off.
- Rotten.
- But I'm gonna
make it beautiful.
That's what I do.
- When you gonna surprise him?
- He's kind of going
through something,
you know, quite interesting
right now actually,
because he's talked to us
about just maybe investigating
his birth parent situation.
I'm not sure
if he's ready to meet them,
but he's curious, and if he
wants to make that decision,
I'm going to be there
to support him.
I mean, it should be very easy
to track them down.
- Sure, I mean, we do
a lot of fraud investigations
and tracking people down.
- Are you allowed to then
tell me their status,
whether they're alive,
how many siblings?
Are you allowed
to tell me all of that?
- Sure, that's not a problem.
- I would love to kind of work
that out a little bit,
you know, see what goes on
with that and then really,
you know, kind of come back
and say to him...
- Wow.
- You know, this is yours.
When we actually adopted him
as an anniversary
and I thought it would just be,
you know, really nice to say
we're lucky to, you know...
- That's so beautiful.
Oh, my God, yeah.
It'd be incredible.
- And some people say
I have no feelings, you see?
I've just got to prove
them wrong, right?
♪ ♪
- Hi.
- How are you?
- How was your trip?
- It was good.
- Yeah?
- Yeah. It was very good.
It was a lot of fun.
- Awesome.
- Just sitting, waiting
for Brooke to have her baby.
- Oh, my gosh.
So, she went this morning
and the doctor said
her cervix is softening,
and thinning out
and she probably
won't make her
appointment next week.
- It makes me feel
really confident
about my sister's future
when I see her so happy,
and excited about
this baby coming.
- I've known for nine months
we're having a baby,
but I have to say, like, today
I swear it just became
so surreal,
and such reality that, like,
we're having a baby.
- Yeah, I can't believe it.
- We're having a baby.
- I can't believe it.
- We're having a baby!
- Each time I had my babies
my sisters were in the room,
and I was in the room
every time they gave birth.
So now our babies
are having babies.
So we feel like
it's all of our baby.
Did you have fun
at the "Great Gatsby" party?
- I did. I actually had fun.
I didn't recognize anybody
but Eileen.
- Hello.
- Hello. You...
- Ms. Richards.
- Oh, my God!
- What are you doing?
- You didn't recognize me?
- I didn't recognize her either.
- It's okay.
- It was the easiest time I'd
ever had talking to Lisa Rinna.
Eden on the other hand,
that was very bizarre.
♪ ♪
- Lorraine, I'll be back
in an hour or so!
♪ ♪
[phone line trilling]
- Hello.
- Hello, lovey.
I am going to meet with Eden,
so I just wanted to let you know
I'd be gone for about an hour.
Gonna go see if we can clear up
everything that's been going on.
I cannot remember
having a conversation with Eden
saying things about Kim.
- All right, have fun.
- Love you.
- Love you, too.
- Bye.
And now, Eden has created
this chaos
and gone to Vanderpump.
I'm not happy.
Well, hello.
- Hello.
- How are you?
- I'm not sure how I am.
Not sure how I am.
- Let's sit. I had a feeling.
- So what's been going on?
- No, let's talk about how
you're not sure how you are.
- Well, let's talk about
what's going on.
You've been busy.
You've been a busy girl.
- What do you mean? Busy how?
You were in Mexico.
- I was in Mexico.
- Yeah, how was that?
- Well, I thought it was
gonna be really fun,
and then it wasn't so fun.
I don't understand,
Eden, you know,
it was really a really
strange moment, you know,
those girls had me up
against a wall literally.
I feel really sad about it now
to be honest with you, Kyle,
and I'm sorry...
- You don't have to be
trapped in a corner. I'm by...
- I'm trapped in a...
By the way, I am too so...
- You're, like, really,
literally in a corner.
- I'd love to know why
instead of coming to me
and talking to me
directly you went
to Lisa Vanderpump
and talked to her.
Because I feel like you
and I have a relationship
at least I thought
where you could come to me.
We've been very open,
and honest with each other.
- Yeah, very yeah.
- Like, super open and honest,
like, maybe too soon.
Maybe too much.
- I told Vanderpump the truth.
I went, and I talked to her
and she said...
- And what did you tell her?
- Well, I didn't say anything
that wasn't said in the store.
I don't make sh... up out
of the blue, I promise you.
- Did I say she was on...
She was close to death?
I do not remember saying that.
- You said that she's
an addict close to death.
You were saying it.
- I don't remember saying it.
So I said if I said it,
I will own up to it.
- Lisa said it.
I never put words
in that woman's mouth.
She said what she said,
and all I did was repeat it.
- She's just sticking her nose
where it doesn't belong.
At all. - From the beginning.
She walked right over to tell me
"I just want to say,
I've been talking about you."
- I look at the two of you
and I feel like it's me
and my sister,
so I get emotional.
- She hasn't stopped.
- What?
- She has not stopped.
She has an obsession about you,
and me, and us.
Maybe Eden keeps
bringing this up
because she's
struggling herself.
Maybe in an attempt to draw
attention to my sister Kim,
it's actually a cry
for help for herself.
- What was she talking about?
- Eden went over
to Lisa Vanderpump's and had
this conversation with her,
and she was basically saying
that she'd had
all these conversations,
but Lisa Rinna is the one
who was actually
saying these things to her.
That Lisa Rinna's
actually the one
who gave her
all this information.
She's not getting this
from meeting you two times.
- Not really.
- Lisa Rinna's basically
left her holding the bag.
- Why would you
go to Vanderpump?
- 'Cause I needed
to explain myself to somebody
who could just sit
from an outside perspective.
- She wants an outside
perspective,
which means an unbiased, open,
understanding perspective?
You've gone to the wrong person.
I mean, Vanderpump was, like,
having an orgasm
she was so excited
that this was happening.
That's not okay.
- She tells Lisa Vanderpump
that Lisa Rinna said
that she's not sure
if you're sober,
that you're close to death
and your family knows it.
I know. I'm an enabler.
I mean, does that mean
that I hand you a drink?
I don't understand
what that even means.
- I think it is impossible
for Lisa Rinna to not talk
about me.
She's been able to push me,
and push my buttons,
and watch me, ah, and flare up,
and react,
and I think Lisa realizes
she can't do that to me anymore.
- Do not go behind my back
and talk about me
with these other women
and then expect me
to be there for you,
'cause I do not like that.
That is not okay with me.
You know well enough
to come to me.
- I'm not a troublemaker.
- I want to like you.
I like you a lot.
- I know you do.
- I really do.
- I know you do.
- And this felt... it hurt me.
I don't have anything
against Eden.
I am disappointed,
and in my disappointment
I want to just keep it right
where it is and be cautious.
Why do I feel that I was
thrown under the bus?
- Because I said
what you said to me,
and I told it
to obviously someone
who came back
and threw it all at you
and instead of you saying
"You know what?
"I did say this to Eden,
and this is how I feel"
you went under the bus.
- Eden's quite adamant
about the fact
that I've said those things,
but it's hard
for me to remember,
and to even believe
that I would say
those things in present tense.
I don't remember that.
- She spends a lot of time...
- She's just stirring up sh...
- Running around,
talking about you and I,
but she's not putting
any focus on herself.
- Well, that's what people
like to do.
They like to set little fires
so no one focuses on them.
- Yeah.
- I really want to get
to the bottom of who said what
between Lisa Rinna and Eden.
I know that whenever I find out
I'm gonna be really pissed off.
I just don't know
who I'm pissed off at yet.
It's bad karma.
They're gonna get bad karma.
All I'm gonna say.
- Coming up...
- What are you doing?
What is that? Cookie dough?
- Fish.
- That's fish? [laughs]
♪ ♪
- Hello.
- Hey, Lisa, how are you, love?
- Hey.
- Welcome, welcome, welcome.
- Good to see you. How are you?
- I'm doing very well.
- Great. Yes.
- Do me a favor, sign in
for me would you?
- Oh, my.
- Please.
- Project Angel Food serves
1,400 meals a day
to people who are sick and
who cannot leave their homes.
And I am receiving
the humanitarian award
this week
from Project Angel Food.
- Well, let's hope
the other ladies
are right around the corner.
- I think they are.
- Beautiful.
- They're usually pretty good.
How ironic is this?
Because I am not a good cook,
but now I'm getting an award
for being in the kitchen
and, like, cooking, and, like,
helping people.
Wow.
- Hi.
- Hey!
- Hi! Oh, I'm excited!
- I'm glad you could come.
- Hi.
- Hey.
I'm Robert from Project Angel;
give me a little squeeze.
- Robert, nice to
meet you, Robert.
- I owe you an
extra big squeeze.
- I love hugs.
- Eden has already donated
$2,000.
Like, she's giving
to the charity.
That's supersedes any bullsh...
I've got going on with Eden.
- Hi, Erika.
- Hi, you.
- Welcome!
- Yeah, this is great.
- So happy that you're here.
- Me too, me too.
- Hi, how are you?
- Great to see you.
- Yes, thank you.
- Well, where is everybody?
They are now 45 minutes late.
- I'm ready to cook.
- I'm ready to cook, too.
Where are those bitches?
[laughter]
It speaks to the fact
that they don't have
a respect for me.
- Ladies, if you don't mind,
if you'll follow me,
we're gonna head upstairs.
- If they did,
they'd be on time.
- Where's Eileen?
- I don't know
if Eileen's coming or not,
because her stomach's
still not well.
- What happened? Did she barf?
- I got a message from her
and she got worse yesterday.
- I've just been ill
all night long,
e. trying to, like, be okay, but I'm not.
- So I'm a little
concerned about her.
♪ ♪
- Okay.
- Dorit, could you have not
gotten
a more relatable, humble car
to come feed these people?
This is embarrassing.
Oh, my God, awkward.
- Sign up right here.
- Oh, we're late.
- Yeah, you're a little late
and we're gonna get you
through orientation.
- Nice to see you.
[indistinct chatter]
- Excuse me,
we have some late comers.
- Fantastic, welcome ladies.
- Well done.
- Hey, how are you?
- Yes.
- Hello.
- I think we're gonna go down
because he's prepped us
and, you know, they have
to get it out by noon...
- Hi beautiful, how are you?
Nice to see you.
- So why don't you guys
stay here and get prepped.
We'll start and then we'll...
- Sorry, she got
a gate situation.
- What happened to your gate?
- We couldn't get out.
- That happened to me yesterday.
- That happened to me once.
- You got stuck at home?
- Yeah.
- I believe Lisa.
Her gate's been stuck
for a long time, honey.
Honey, that thing
hasn't been open in 20 years.
- Cover your hair,
wash your hands,
put on your apron,
put on your gloves.
You're gonna put it
over your hat?
- Why not?
- Wait, you got to put
your whole thing up.
- Yeah, I can.
Look, I'm gonna make it happen
right here.
I don't mind wearing a hairnet.
I have a lot of weave in my hair
and I'm sure that the people
who are eating these
well-prepared meals
do not want my weave
in their meal.
- Everybody ready? Come on in.
Let's go feed people.
- Whoo!
- Erika, Eden.
- Lisa, since you were
the first one
waiting for me right here,
I'll come right back.
- Okay.
- You're right here.
- Oh, peppers. I love it.
- And we're gonna start
with you.
- Oh, my, yes!
- You're gonna... we got this
all ready for you.
- Scooping granola!
- It's granola,
scooping granola.
- I love you!
- So, heaping scoop.
Just one heaping scoop.
- One heaping scoop.
- Okay, now you?
- Oh, Lord.
- What's your name again?
- Erika.
- Erika? Come on, Erika.
- Yes, sir.
- It will rise to the top,
and then we'll open it,
then you'll drain it,
and then you'll chop it.
- Oh, okay.
Yeah, I can chop chilies.
May not be the fastest
chili chopper, but I can do it.
I mean, I can do it. I can.
- Well, how can I wash
these properly?
Hold up, yeah.
[laughter]
- Usually when I am
washing zucchinis...
[laughs] I end up having a baby.
- I thought that Rinna
was mad at Eden.
- I know, I thought so as well.
- I know, right? But you know
what happened from, like...
- It was like, "Oh, hello."
- Yeah, should we ask?
- No.
- I'm gonna need you.
- Me?
- Yeah.
- Oh, okay.
I'm not really sure
what's going on here,
because when I last saw
Lisa Rinna in Punta Mita
she was really upset with Eden,
and now Eden is here with Lisa
Rinna at Project Angel Food.
So does that mean that Lisa
Rinna is no longer mad at Eden?
Who lied here?
- We're making copa bacalao.
- What is that?
- Tilapia, fish.
- Oh.
- Yeah.
- So I'm gonna take that out
of there and put that there?
- Yeah, I'm gonna
get you a scoop.
So let me pull this blade off
for you.
- Okay.
- Thank you.
- Gonna die. Gonna die.
- I need another job.
- Go help Kyle.
- What are you doing?
What is that? Cookie dough?
- Fish.
- That's fish?
- Yeah.
- [laughs]
Is it really?
- Yes, it really is, Erika.
- You got an easy job.
- Shut up.
- Okay, okay, how do we look?
- I think that's good.
Oh, I have another one?
- There you go.
- Perfect.
- What can you cook?
- Me?
I can make a mean
grilled cheese sandwich.
- A cheese sandwich?
- Yeah, it's what
I'm good at, man.
The worst meal I've ever made?
F..., every meal. [laughs]
- So what happens when your man
comes home and then...
- He knows how to eat.
He's been around a lot longer
than I have, he's fine.
- I finished.
I'm changing my gloves.
- You want to cross over
and take over granola for me?
- Okay, perfect.
- I'm gonna need
some more tops soon.
- Oh, I got a box full
for you right here.
- Oh, well thank you.
- Absolutely.
- I knew you had my back.
- I like Eden.
- Yeah, she's okay.
- I feel that Eden's
a little bit kind of intense,
but I do see that she's got
a vulnerability about her
and she's almost like
a broken bird in a way.
- It's just, I don't like
the whole intruding in Kyle
and Kim's relationship.
Let them work it out.
Just be friendly.
- I've already told her
that yeah.
- It's intrusive.
- Women at work.
- Oh, my God that is so funny.
Poor Kyle literally got
stuck right now.
- Kyle, why are you not
doing fish anymore?
- 'Cause I finished that.
Now I'm moved on to granola.
- She's been demoted
to work with me.
- I'm sorry if you think
I'm being rude.
I'm not trying to be rude,
I'm just...
- Right now?
- Yeah.
- No, I don't think
you're being rude at all.
I actually am really enjoying
you right next to me.
- They have much to discuss.
- Are they getting along?
What are they talking about?
- I don't think it will
be over packing granola.
- You know what?
If it were just bullsh...,
just gossip that
would be one thing...
- Exactly.
- But it's Kim's recovery.
That's a different...
- I know.
- What makes it way
more important than, "Oh, hey,
I don't like you"
or something stupid like that...
Or "You were mean
to me at my party."
You know, who gives a f...?
- I've just heard some things
that were...
- I know, and I would rather...
- Upsetting and I really don't
know what to say right now
so I'm not saying anything
and I am just acknowledging
that I know I'm not talking.
- Do you want to talk one day?
- Yeah, sure.
- Okay.
- Obviously not here.
- No.
- Well, I think it's always good
to get together with everybody
and clear the air
because a lot of things
have been said,
a lot of feelings are hurt.
- And together
as a group, right?
Yeah? I think it's a good idea
if we get together
as a group and talk, yeah.
- Can we?
- Yeah, I do.
- We are done.
- We're good over here!
I am excited.
I'm happy to tell Kyle
exactly what happened.
The truth is the truth,
and the truth
will set us all free.
- Thank you for participating
'cause I think
it's just really important
to get this out there.
- Yeah, it is.
- So thank you girls, really.
And, you know, at some point
let's all sit down and,
you know, deal with some stuff
that we need to deal
with I think.
Be a good idea.
- I think that's a good idea.
- Yeah, that is a good idea.
- You just seem like you've got
a whole world of thought
in your head right now.
- Don't I always? I feel...
- You feel positive?
- I feel good.
And I know where I come from,
and certain things need
to be talked about.
And so...
- It's a good idea.
- We'll all see each other.
- All right.
- Good.
- Coming up...
- Well, do you think
that her personality,
do you think
that it's induced in some way?
- I am confused.
Is she accusing Rinna
of having a pill problem?
♪ ♪
- This new Jag is so amazing.
Hey puppy, shopping time.
Perfect.
You're gonna love this blue
sofa that I found.
I mean, it's gorgeous.
- You told me about 100 times.
I'm dying to see it.
- No, but hopefully
they've still got it.
I never really have a budget
for decorating anything,
but for Max he's only 24.
I want to keep the price down
so I'm looking for bargains,
but also I want it
to be beautiful.
Where's the blue velvet?
- Right here.
- And it's still on sale, right?
It hasn't gone... - Yes, ma'am.
- Back to the original price?
- No, we kept it
on sale for you.
- Oh, that's perfect.
It's way too nice for him,
way too elegant,
way too everything
because he's 24 years old.
- Oh, got it.
- So hopefully
he's not gonna abuse it,
because this is so beautiful.
Isn't it gorgeous? - Wow.
- Oh, my God,
when I'm thinking of this
beautiful blue velvet sofa
and my 24-year-old son
and whatever he gets up to,
I almost have sympathy
for this thing.
Well, how much is it?
- $1,550.
- And how much was it?
- $5,200.
- See?
Where's the coffee table
that was here?
- Still right there.
- How much is he?
- It was $3,200,
and we marked it down to you
for a whopping $1,200.
- Okay, I'm taking both.
A few months ago
we'd also bought Pandora
and Jason a house.
- I think you're crazy.
This is it?
- This is a belated wedding
present to both of them,
and it's Pandora's birthday.
All the furniture inside
was her birthday present,
and the house was our gift
to both of them.
And look at your closet,
come and see what I've done
to your closet.
I've painted it all pink.
- You're insane!
- And that's what I'm gonna do
for Max
because I've always wanted to
treat the kids exactly the same.
How much is he?
- I think this one's,
like, $599.
- You want to put it
in front of it?
Do you like it?
- We'll know he likes it
if he does a wee wee on it.
Oh, yes this makes me
feel so happy.
He's gonna love this.
I am gonna get mother
of the year award after this.
- Yes, you will.
♪ ♪
- Let's get Phoenix to crawl.
We need to work on this, Jagz.
You know what we do?
Come here, Mama's gonna
tell you a secret.
Phoenix is there.
We need to get her to crawl.
So we put her toys here
and we have to get her
to come to us,
and then she'll learn
on her own.
Come here, Phoenix.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Look, Jagger, you're doing it.
You're doing it.
Put it a little further.
You're doing it Jag.
Come on, come here.
Good girl.
Jagger is the most delicious big
brother, with such a big heart.
He is so gentle and so kind
to his little sister.
- Hi.
- Hi, how are you?
- Good, how are you? Come in.
- Hi, Eden.
- Hi, beautiful.
Come on in, honey.
- Hi, babe.
- Come sit, my darling.
Sit here. - Hi, dude.
- What is that?
- I really want that t-shirt.
You think mommy can find me one?
- I know.
- Ooh.
- Yeah?
Maybe I can borrow yours.
- He's got a dinosaur t-shirt.
That's what he wants
to tell you.
- [growls]
- And an elephant t-shirt.
- And an elephant?
And pants too?
- And pants.
I feel like I get whatever
he's trying to say anyway,
but it's gonna be so fun
to hear Jagger making sentences.
- Ooh, I like this game.
And a hat?
Yay! - You have a hat too?
- What are these?
- He's so funny.
So when I actually
get to hear it,
that's gonna be so exciting.
The last time I was with Rinna
she needed to talk to you.
She was not very happy
with some of the things
that she had heard in Mexico.
- You know what, it's the last
thing I've wanted to do,
and Eden is the one
that's having the problem,
and Eden's the one that
is saying terrible things
about you.
- To me? About me?
- About you.
- So when I walked in...
- Oh, oh, oh.
- And saw you guys.
- Oh, oh, okay, I get it,
I get it.
- So have you seen or spoken...
- Yes!
- To her?
- We actually just sat
and talked.
- She had said to Kyle
that none of it was true.
Whatever you had said to
Vanderpump, none of it was true.
- I don't make sh... up.
I just don't.
- That's what I said to Kyle.
I said "I really don't
really know Eden well.
I just really don't believe that
she would just make that up."
- And so when Rinna's really
sitting across the table from me
and I'm telling her
what she said
and she's really looking at me
saying "I don't remember
any of this."
- Yeah.
- What am I supposed
to say to that?
- Well, do you think
that her personality,
do you think that it's,
like, induced in some way?
- I am confused.
Is she accusing Rinna
of having a pill problem?
[stammering] I don't know.
I don't know.
All I know is how I feel,
but she's not the same woman
that she is when it's just us.
- Rinna denied, denied,
denied, denied, denied.
- Hmm.
- Which...
- She's in denial.
[dramatic music]
- Coming up...
- Instead of having lunch with
a bunch of mean-spirited
lawyers, I got you.
- Well, I can be mean-spirited.
- Really?
♪ ♪
- Hi.
- Hello, welcome.
- Thanks, Girardi.
- You're expecting for
one more person, right?
- Just one more person.
There he is.
I'm expecting this guy
right here.
How are you, babe?
- Welcome.
- Thank you.
- May I get you anything
to drink right away, please?
- I have this terrible cough,
and the doctor said a
little pinot noir would help it.
- I got a nice pinot
noir for you.
- [laughs]
People are always like,
"Oh, you guys don't see
each other a lot?"
But when we do see each other,
it's 100% full-on attention.
I love you;
thank you for meeting me.
- Can you imagine?
Instead of having lunch
with a bunch of gnarly
insurance people,
and a bunch of mean-spirited
lawyers, I got you.
- Well, I can be mean-spirited.
- Really?
- This is what people
don't understand:
it's not a detriment
to the relationship.
It's actually helpful.
It's better than someone being
in your face all the time
and, you know,
you're not even present.
Are you going out
of town next week?
- Library of Congress.
- I know you're travelling
a lot,
so thank you for letting me
borrow the plane.
I really appreciate it. - Yeah.
- You know I'm going
to see my mom.
- No, I know that, yeah.
- So it'd be nice to catch up
and go home for a minute.
And that's really it.
I mean, I'm just busy
working my little heart out.
For the first 10 years
of our marriage
I was by Tom's side.
I was even the First Lady
of a couple legal organizations
imagine that.
They hated my ass. [laughs]
Still do.
- I'm just ready
for an expensive...
- Do you like it? [laughs]
- Erika, of all the stuff
you've done, this is the best.
- Oh, this looks really
fattening.
I love it; thank you.
I like the cheese.
You know that video,
that was expensive video.
- It was worth it.
- Yes, it's to die for!
We're so rich,
we just can't take it!
- It's nice 'cause I'm
dancing with the boys
and girls in this video.
I think that's the first video
I've ever had
where I danced with both.
And it's fun.
- And I like the fact
that it's named "Expensive."
It kind of suits you.
- I don't know if people
still doubt my marriage or not,
but it's interesting.
I'm not really worried
about other people's marriages.
I don't know why they should
be worried about mine.
They're not paying my bills, so
why would I really give a f...
What they think.
Who's picking you up?
- Oh, by the way did I mention?
- What?
- You're looking good.
- Aw, thanks baby doll.
I appreciate that.
♪ ♪
- Hi.
- Hi.
- How are you?
- Good, how are you?
- Good.
Oh, this is all the goodies?
- We're gonna send this
all home afterwards.
- Are these original?
- Yeah, they are.
- These are very '70s.
I like this.
You would think that growing up
in front of the camera
since I'm three,
four years old that
I would know what goes on
behind the cameras, too,
but I actually have no idea.
Today we're looking
at everything,
every costume change
for everyone?
- Not everyone.
- I'm realizing now
this is a much bigger role,
being co-executive producer
of this TV series
than I realized.
And there's extra pressure
because "American Woman"
is inspired by my life,
and my mother's.
This is exactly what,
like, my mom and,
you know,
her friends were carrying.
This vintage Gucci...
Well, it wasn't vintage then.
I'm trying to be respectful
of my sisters Kathy and Kim
because it's our mom.
And this, I love,
the vintage towel.
- This is vintage toweling.
- When the idea was
first sold, my sisters
were apprehensive
because they didn't really know
exactly what the show was.
So it created a little tension,
to be honest.
I know now that with time
they've changed their mind.
They like where it's going.
It's not dirty laundry.
It's great stories
from my perspective.
- Everything's good.
- The little drug scene,
that's all... everything's
all clear?
- Everything's clear.
- And what do they use for that?
- Baby laxative.
- It's baby laxative.
- Snorting a baby laxative?
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.
- That's really crazy.
- That is actually what cocaine
was cut with was baby laxative.
That's what I heard but...
- Rumor has it.
- Yeah, rumor has it.
[laughter]
- This is where the "based on"
and "inspired by" gets tricky.
I'm thinking, "Okay, drugs?
"My dad? That never happened.
This could get me into trouble."
What is the story
with these cameras again?
So this one's gonna give us
that, like, '70s vibe and feel?
- Yeah, exactly.
There's only four sets of these
lenses left in the world.
- So they'll help us get this
period look that we're after.
- Right, right.
That's key for the beginning,
that makes such a difference.
It's been so exciting.
Oh, my gosh,
someone bought the pilot.
But I need it to become
a TV series every week,
otherwise it's kind of
all for nothing.
That's exactly what I wanted.
♪ ♪
- The whole family's going?
- Yeah.
- Even Harry?
- Yeah, even Harry.
- Even Harry.
- Well, I've never
gotten an award.
I don't know...
- Oh, really?
- Never.
- Oh, you're
getting an award today?
- I'm getting an award today.
- Oh, my God,
I didn't know that.
- I'm being honored.
Tonight is the Project
Angel Food Angel Awards,
and I'm nervous.
I don't really know what to do.
- Just don't cuss.
- I won't cuss.
The truth is I have won
a Soap Opera Digest Award
for Best Couple,
but that doesn't really count.
This is, like, grown up,
big girl award.
[cell phone chiming]
Excuse me, I have a phone call.
Hello?
- Hi, it's Eileen.
- Hi, Eileen,
how are you feeling?
- Well, you know,
I feel not 100%.
- Oh, honey.
- No, and now I've got
this weird eye thing
and I went to the doctor
this morning.
And he says it's best
if you just no makeup...
no contacts and I
just think I just need to...
I think my body is, like,
breaking down
from just overdoing it.
- It is, Eileen.
You need to rest.
- I know, but I feel like...
I feel awful.
- Don't feel awful, seriously,
you would be there I know
if you could really be there.
Trust me, honey,
I wouldn't want to go there
without any makeup on either.
You know, uh-uh, uh-uh,
you don't want to see this,
like, without makeup, no.
- Well, I will be there
in spirit.
I'm cheering you on.
I love you so much.
I love you. Have a great time.
- Okay honey, buh, bye.
- Bye.
♪ ♪
- Boy, oh boy, oh boy.
Hi, how are you? Thank you.
- Good, thank you.
- Oh, my gosh.
- Oh, thanks for bringing
the big car.
Okay, that can't
get up my driveway.
- Wait, is this part of
the whole outfit
or is this just the belt?
- Just the belt.
- I'm gonna have to get that.
- You're gonna have to have it.
I tell you, play your cards
right, baby,
I might leave you
with a parting gift.
- Wait a minute, that's amazing.
- It's Alaia.
So good, isn't it?
- That is to die for.
- So, did you bring any booze
into this fancy motor car?
- There's some wine.
It has wine in here, yes...
We've got some.
- Eden, she came over yesterday.
- Oh, my gosh,
I can only imagine.
- No, you know what?
She came over, she stopped over.
She said that she met
with Rinna after Mexico
and Rinna was saying to her,
"I don't remember
saying these things."
And Eden was saying
"You know, I'm not crazy.
I mean, I did have
these conversations with you."
- Wait, did she tell Rinna that
or she just told you?
- She told Rinna.
- Oh, she told Rinna that.
I know Lisa Rinna said
these things
because it's echoing things
that she has said in the past,
and it's making sense why Eden
has been acting the way she has.
- Well, anyway, I said
those things and I said
"You know what, Eden,
if you want to sort of make
your way into the group,"
I said "just take things
a bit slow."
- I mean, if this woman comes to
try to talk to me tonight, ugh.
- Coming up...
- I don't know you well,
and you don't know me well.
But if I were your friend,
that sounds like one
big flipping disaster.
♪ ♪
- Look how gorg our girls look.
You girls look gorgeous.
- You don't need to tell me.
- I know.
I feel like a shrimp
and I have my highest shoes on.
Okay, we need your arm
to help us.
Everybody.
- I'll take Amelia's arm.
- All right.
- This is not that hard.
You guys can manage
your high heels.
- How would Harry Hamlin know
what it's like to walk in heels
down a driveway?
- You look beautiful.
- Maybe we should get him a pair
of heels and have him do so.
So, how do you feel
about New York?
What was your favorite moment?
- When I got to talk to Gigi
and ask her how to walk,
and she taught me how to walk.
- What was that like?
- She was like, "Just pretend
you're walking down the street
like you're getting food."
I was like "Oh."
- I love that. So sweet.
- I was like, "Okay." [laughs]
- Like you're getting food?
- I don't know.
- So you're hungry?
You're a hungry walker.
- You're a hungry walker.
- Oh, I got nervous.
- I can try to find it.
- I'm nervous. You know what?
I know I like
a lot of attention,
but I'm nervous
because I'm gonna get
a lot of attention.
So it doesn't make
a whole lot of sense.
♪ ♪
Oh, thanks.
- Oh, look how pretty
it looks always, I mean...
- The napkins look,
they do that...
- Oh, it looks gorgeous!
- We match!
- Thank you.
- How contradicting, Kyle.
Angel wings?
♪ ♪
- Hi. [smooch]
- Oh, your [inaudible] party.
- She was the wrong person.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- Wait, oh I thought
you didn't know him.
- Oh, yeah, we know each other.
- Hello, hello. Hi! Ooh.
♪ ♪
- Congratulations.
- Oh, thank you for coming.
- Oh, congratulations of course.
- Oh, thank you for coming.
- I wouldn't miss this.
- Baby, what a great cause.
And what an honor.
- Hey.
- Hi.
- You barely drink?
- I said a Coca-Cola, honey.
- Oh sh..., sorry.
- No, it's okay.
- Thanks, baby.
- I wouldn't feel good
telling Lisa Rinna
I'm not gonna come
to your charity event
because of what you said,
you know.
I think that we're mature
enough, I would hope,
that we can separate
the two issues.
- Hi.
- Hello, how are you?
- How are you? Nice to see you.
- Look at you. You look great.
- I know.
- I was looking for you.
- Thank you for coming.
- Are you kidding?
I wouldn't miss it.
- Thank you for coming.
I give people second chances,
but I do have a tendency
when I feel like
I've been betrayed
to have my guard go up a bit
and it just means I'm careful.
- This is Dru, my best friend.
- Dru?
- Dru, right?
- I'm Dorit.
- Is Eileen coming?
- She can't come; she's sick.
- What? She's sick?
- She's still stomach sick.
- Still? Oh.
- And she got pink eye.
- Ew, bye. Yeah.
Someone says you have pink eye
it's like,
stop the press, okay?
Nobody wants you near them.
Lisa Vanderpump can't come.
- Why can't she come?
- And Erika's out of town.
Her nephew's in town.
- Right, she could've
brought him.
Just saying, anyway it's fine.
- I mean, it's not like
you guys are besties.
- I know, it's all good.
I did go to that dog charity,
but whatever.
- Oh.
- Can you believe
how I've manipulated
all these people to follow me.
- But for a goddamn
good cause, okay?
I feel like Lisa Vanderpump's
not here tonight,
just an observation,
not a judgment...
Is because this event
is not about Lisa Vanderpump.
- Is Rinna sitting here, too?
- No, she's right behind us.
- So we're going here and here?
- I think we have, like,
an extra seat.
- Well, I'm glad that there is
a table between us
and a lot of noise around us
because then it's hard
to get into a heavy
conversation with Eden.
I can always do that
"I can't hear you, what?"
[indistinct chatter]
- Having fun?
- Yeah.
Harry Hamlin supports me 100%
in everything I do.
He has my back in everything.
And that can't be easy. [laughs]
It really has to be challenging
if you think about it
for just two seconds.
Thank you,
I want to toast all of you.
Because of you.
Great work, thank you, guys.
- Thank you.
- Who's sitting next to Rinna?
- He's not properly dressed.
- We're gonna get his number
and pocket it.
- You have a boyfriend?
- [laughs]
- She has a boyfriend?
- No, she has
a "kindred spirit."
- Having an emotional
relationship over the phone.
Want to see a picture?
- I do.
- Look at him, look at him.
Look at him. - Oh, my God.
Mmm.
Are you frigging kidding me?
- No.
- And this is your
kindred spirit, sweetheart?
He's got "f... me"
written all over him.
- He's gonna get f... ed.
- So she's met this guy...
She hasn't actually met him.
- You haven't met him,
but you're dating him?
- She hasn't met him.
- Online?
You're dating someone online?
- Yes, and they have
a very deep relationship.
Nothing of which...
- He's in London.
- You can understand.
He's in London.
- And you're having
a deep relationship
with someone in London?
- Yes. You know...
- What does he do?
- So, that's interesting...
- This is where
it gets interesting.
- You don't know what he does?
- Okay, he comes
from the background of
"I was a model."
Yep. Okay, wait, hold on, Kyle.
- He sounds like a winner.
- No.
- He's so good looking though.
Who cares?
- Oh!
- I don't know you well,
and you don't know me well,
but if I were your friend,
that sounds like one big,
flipping disaster.
- Come on, you guys,
I need your support.
- We're certainly not
great friends,
but I'd have to be a fool
to sit there
and say "That's wonderful."
- Coming up...
- Now I love an award.
This is probably my first one
I've ever gotten,
and it's probably
gonna be my last.
♪ ♪
- You have a boyfriend?
- Okay, he comes from the
background of "I was a model."
Yep. Okay, wait, hold on, Kyle!
- It sounds like the worst thing
I've ever heard.
And if you were related to me,
I would put my foot down.
- I get that.
I'm just enjoying
whatever it is we're doing.
- You can do better.
Even I know that,
and I don't even know you.
- What's going on? Kyle cares?
Kyle's showing that she
actually cares for me.
There's, like, a little piece
in here that says
"I might like Eden."
[gasps] Wow.
- I think she needs to be guided
in the right direction.
Whether it is in her
dating situation,
or in approaching friends,
or wanting to help out.
- Yeah.
- She's misguided.
- 100% agree with you.
- Eden really likes to go all in
when she meets someone.
Whether it's me,
or a stranger on the street,
or this person she met online.
She really seems to want
acceptance and love.
Now I'm starting to feel bad.
- I am gonna prove you wrong,
both of you.
- I hope so...
- At least till
after I sleep with him.
- Like I said yesterday
I hope you do, but that is my...
- Guess what,
that's not gonna happen.
- I want to thank you all
for coming.
It's an amazing night,
and I'm really honored
to make this introduction.
For 25 years she has been
the light of my life
and my inspiration.
[cheers and applause]
[mouthing]
- Harry's words mean everything.
[mouthing]
- And now to accept
the Humanitarian
of the Year Award,
please welcome the love
of my life, Lisa Rinna.
[cheers and applause]
- Oh, my God.
Oh, baby, I love you.
I love you so much.
Thank you. Oh, thank you.
Wow, my husband Harry Hamlin,
how about that?
- Yay!
- Do I not have
the most amazing husband
in the whole wide world?
I'm the luckiest woman
on the planet.
I just want to thank all of you
for coming out tonight,
because as you see,
it really matters.
Now I love an award,
this is probably my first one
I've ever gotten.
And it's probably
gonna be my last.
But if I can bring awareness,
then I've done
a really good job.
- Lisa Rinna has that side
where she says the wrong thing,
she regrets it,
and she either forgets
or apologizes for it.
But then she has this side,
too...
- Thank you all.
[cheers and applause]
- Where she has been
volunteering for this charity
for 20 something years,
and you know what?
If someone does that,
puts themselves out like that,
it's nice to be honored.
- Thank you all for coming.
It was... I got you all here.
It's good. Or almost all of you.
I didn't get everybody,
but that's okay.
I know we've all been
through a lot lately,
it's all bullsh...,
nothing matters.
This is what matters
in the long run.
Right? In the end,
it's all what we got to see.
All right, good night.
Thank you all.
There's a lot
of unfinished business,
but thank goodness we were able
to put it all aside tonight
and be there
for this amazing charity.
- Baby, you did good.
- Thank you.
- All right.
- I love you, baby, that was...
- You deserve every single honor
that you get.
- Thank you.
What an amazing night.
What a beautiful speech.
I'm lucky.
- No, I'm the lucky one.
- No.
- Good job.
- I love you, let's go.
- Let's go.
- Next time on the "Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills"...
- Hi.
- Hi.
- We're talking
about cheesecake.
- They taste better
than they look, even.
- Who needs men
when you have your dessert?
- I saw it, it's etched
in my brain forever.
- How bad was it?
- Sh... it was terrible.
- I think I said everything.
- Oh.
- That changes a lot.
- It's my time of reckoning.
- You don't think
of the consequences.
- You were provoking me.
- Pick a lane.
- What?
- Pick a lane.
- I'm talking to your sister.
Can I ever just talk to her?
- Stop with that.
- A sober person
doesn't act like that.
[dramatic music]
- To learn more
about the housewives,
Housewives of Beverly Hills"...
- We cast Alicia Silverstone...
- Oh, yes!
- From "Clueless" to be
my mom in my scripted show.
- That's really good.
- Yeah.
- We are always
your parents, right?
- Yes, mum.
- Max has expressed interest
in maybe finding the whereabouts
of his birth parents.
No, wait, hold on a second.
- We're this close to Kim dying.
- Wow.
- I'm the first one to think
"Oh, my God,
there's something's
going on with my sister."
She's been really great
and I'm not gonna have
somebody mess around with that.
Did you, or did you not say that
my sister is close to death,
and that I'm an enabler?
- Rinna, you're lying
or Eden's lying.
- It's Eden;
she's projecting it onto me.
I will not f... ing take it.
I'm sorry, I won't take it.
- Tell her to shut the f... up.
- Well, from now on I'm gonna
tell her more than
to shut the f... up.
It's not right.
[upbeat music]
- The crown is heavy, darlings,
so just leave it
where it belongs.
♪ ♪
- I may be two people,
but I'm not two-faced.
♪ ♪
- My advice to you:
don't hustle the hustler.
♪ ♪
- I speak no evil,
but I see and hear everything.
♪ ♪
- When you've
traveled the world,
you can speak
in any accent you want.
♪ ♪
- I'm an expert on luxury,
and I can always spot a fake.
♪ ♪
- Okay.
- Welcome to your new property.
Congratulations.
- Okay, it looks even worse.
- Yeah...
- What's wrong?
- It's a little vacant
and destroyed but...
- That's all right,
I'd rather it be like this.
You can see what
you're gonna do now.
- Right.
I think this is the right time
to buy Max a condominium.
He's been holding down his job
at Sur and doing very well.
♪ ♪
- I'm good, thank you.
- You're welcome.
- Thanks.
- So it's our gift to him.
Well, I mean,
I'm glad we've got it.
We've just got to now re-do it,
change it,
make it look fantastic,
which I can do.
It's $630,000;
I've got to spend quite a lot
of money on it.
I mean, it's a sh... hole
right now.
- Oh, my God.
- Yeah, that's how he takes
my clothes off.
- Rotten.
- But I'm gonna
make it beautiful.
That's what I do.
- When you gonna surprise him?
- He's kind of going
through something,
you know, quite interesting
right now actually,
because he's talked to us
about just maybe investigating
his birth parent situation.
I'm not sure
if he's ready to meet them,
but he's curious, and if he
wants to make that decision,
I'm going to be there
to support him.
I mean, it should be very easy
to track them down.
- Sure, I mean, we do
a lot of fraud investigations
and tracking people down.
- Are you allowed to then
tell me their status,
whether they're alive,
how many siblings?
Are you allowed
to tell me all of that?
- Sure, that's not a problem.
- I would love to kind of work
that out a little bit,
you know, see what goes on
with that and then really,
you know, kind of come back
and say to him...
- Wow.
- You know, this is yours.
When we actually adopted him
as an anniversary
and I thought it would just be,
you know, really nice to say
we're lucky to, you know...
- That's so beautiful.
Oh, my God, yeah.
It'd be incredible.
- And some people say
I have no feelings, you see?
I've just got to prove
them wrong, right?
♪ ♪
- Hi.
- How are you?
- How was your trip?
- It was good.
- Yeah?
- Yeah. It was very good.
It was a lot of fun.
- Awesome.
- Just sitting, waiting
for Brooke to have her baby.
- Oh, my gosh.
So, she went this morning
and the doctor said
her cervix is softening,
and thinning out
and she probably
won't make her
appointment next week.
- It makes me feel
really confident
about my sister's future
when I see her so happy,
and excited about
this baby coming.
- I've known for nine months
we're having a baby,
but I have to say, like, today
I swear it just became
so surreal,
and such reality that, like,
we're having a baby.
- Yeah, I can't believe it.
- We're having a baby.
- I can't believe it.
- We're having a baby!
- Each time I had my babies
my sisters were in the room,
and I was in the room
every time they gave birth.
So now our babies
are having babies.
So we feel like
it's all of our baby.
Did you have fun
at the "Great Gatsby" party?
- I did. I actually had fun.
I didn't recognize anybody
but Eileen.
- Hello.
- Hello. You...
- Ms. Richards.
- Oh, my God!
- What are you doing?
- You didn't recognize me?
- I didn't recognize her either.
- It's okay.
- It was the easiest time I'd
ever had talking to Lisa Rinna.
Eden on the other hand,
that was very bizarre.
♪ ♪
- Lorraine, I'll be back
in an hour or so!
♪ ♪
[phone line trilling]
- Hello.
- Hello, lovey.
I am going to meet with Eden,
so I just wanted to let you know
I'd be gone for about an hour.
Gonna go see if we can clear up
everything that's been going on.
I cannot remember
having a conversation with Eden
saying things about Kim.
- All right, have fun.
- Love you.
- Love you, too.
- Bye.
And now, Eden has created
this chaos
and gone to Vanderpump.
I'm not happy.
Well, hello.
- Hello.
- How are you?
- I'm not sure how I am.
Not sure how I am.
- Let's sit. I had a feeling.
- So what's been going on?
- No, let's talk about how
you're not sure how you are.
- Well, let's talk about
what's going on.
You've been busy.
You've been a busy girl.
- What do you mean? Busy how?
You were in Mexico.
- I was in Mexico.
- Yeah, how was that?
- Well, I thought it was
gonna be really fun,
and then it wasn't so fun.
I don't understand,
Eden, you know,
it was really a really
strange moment, you know,
those girls had me up
against a wall literally.
I feel really sad about it now
to be honest with you, Kyle,
and I'm sorry...
- You don't have to be
trapped in a corner. I'm by...
- I'm trapped in a...
By the way, I am too so...
- You're, like, really,
literally in a corner.
- I'd love to know why
instead of coming to me
and talking to me
directly you went
to Lisa Vanderpump
and talked to her.
Because I feel like you
and I have a relationship
at least I thought
where you could come to me.
We've been very open,
and honest with each other.
- Yeah, very yeah.
- Like, super open and honest,
like, maybe too soon.
Maybe too much.
- I told Vanderpump the truth.
I went, and I talked to her
and she said...
- And what did you tell her?
- Well, I didn't say anything
that wasn't said in the store.
I don't make sh... up out
of the blue, I promise you.
- Did I say she was on...
She was close to death?
I do not remember saying that.
- You said that she's
an addict close to death.
You were saying it.
- I don't remember saying it.
So I said if I said it,
I will own up to it.
- Lisa said it.
I never put words
in that woman's mouth.
She said what she said,
and all I did was repeat it.
- She's just sticking her nose
where it doesn't belong.
At all. - From the beginning.
She walked right over to tell me
"I just want to say,
I've been talking about you."
- I look at the two of you
and I feel like it's me
and my sister,
so I get emotional.
- She hasn't stopped.
- What?
- She has not stopped.
She has an obsession about you,
and me, and us.
Maybe Eden keeps
bringing this up
because she's
struggling herself.
Maybe in an attempt to draw
attention to my sister Kim,
it's actually a cry
for help for herself.
- What was she talking about?
- Eden went over
to Lisa Vanderpump's and had
this conversation with her,
and she was basically saying
that she'd had
all these conversations,
but Lisa Rinna is the one
who was actually
saying these things to her.
That Lisa Rinna's
actually the one
who gave her
all this information.
She's not getting this
from meeting you two times.
- Not really.
- Lisa Rinna's basically
left her holding the bag.
- Why would you
go to Vanderpump?
- 'Cause I needed
to explain myself to somebody
who could just sit
from an outside perspective.
- She wants an outside
perspective,
which means an unbiased, open,
understanding perspective?
You've gone to the wrong person.
I mean, Vanderpump was, like,
having an orgasm
she was so excited
that this was happening.
That's not okay.
- She tells Lisa Vanderpump
that Lisa Rinna said
that she's not sure
if you're sober,
that you're close to death
and your family knows it.
I know. I'm an enabler.
I mean, does that mean
that I hand you a drink?
I don't understand
what that even means.
- I think it is impossible
for Lisa Rinna to not talk
about me.
She's been able to push me,
and push my buttons,
and watch me, ah, and flare up,
and react,
and I think Lisa realizes
she can't do that to me anymore.
- Do not go behind my back
and talk about me
with these other women
and then expect me
to be there for you,
'cause I do not like that.
That is not okay with me.
You know well enough
to come to me.
- I'm not a troublemaker.
- I want to like you.
I like you a lot.
- I know you do.
- I really do.
- I know you do.
- And this felt... it hurt me.
I don't have anything
against Eden.
I am disappointed,
and in my disappointment
I want to just keep it right
where it is and be cautious.
Why do I feel that I was
thrown under the bus?
- Because I said
what you said to me,
and I told it
to obviously someone
who came back
and threw it all at you
and instead of you saying
"You know what?
"I did say this to Eden,
and this is how I feel"
you went under the bus.
- Eden's quite adamant
about the fact
that I've said those things,
but it's hard
for me to remember,
and to even believe
that I would say
those things in present tense.
I don't remember that.
- She spends a lot of time...
- She's just stirring up sh...
- Running around,
talking about you and I,
but she's not putting
any focus on herself.
- Well, that's what people
like to do.
They like to set little fires
so no one focuses on them.
- Yeah.
- I really want to get
to the bottom of who said what
between Lisa Rinna and Eden.
I know that whenever I find out
I'm gonna be really pissed off.
I just don't know
who I'm pissed off at yet.
It's bad karma.
They're gonna get bad karma.
All I'm gonna say.
- Coming up...
- What are you doing?
What is that? Cookie dough?
- Fish.
- That's fish? [laughs]
♪ ♪
- Hello.
- Hey, Lisa, how are you, love?
- Hey.
- Welcome, welcome, welcome.
- Good to see you. How are you?
- I'm doing very well.
- Great. Yes.
- Do me a favor, sign in
for me would you?
- Oh, my.
- Please.
- Project Angel Food serves
1,400 meals a day
to people who are sick and
who cannot leave their homes.
And I am receiving
the humanitarian award
this week
from Project Angel Food.
- Well, let's hope
the other ladies
are right around the corner.
- I think they are.
- Beautiful.
- They're usually pretty good.
How ironic is this?
Because I am not a good cook,
but now I'm getting an award
for being in the kitchen
and, like, cooking, and, like,
helping people.
Wow.
- Hi.
- Hey!
- Hi! Oh, I'm excited!
- I'm glad you could come.
- Hi.
- Hey.
I'm Robert from Project Angel;
give me a little squeeze.
- Robert, nice to
meet you, Robert.
- I owe you an
extra big squeeze.
- I love hugs.
- Eden has already donated
$2,000.
Like, she's giving
to the charity.
That's supersedes any bullsh...
I've got going on with Eden.
- Hi, Erika.
- Hi, you.
- Welcome!
- Yeah, this is great.
- So happy that you're here.
- Me too, me too.
- Hi, how are you?
- Great to see you.
- Yes, thank you.
- Well, where is everybody?
They are now 45 minutes late.
- I'm ready to cook.
- I'm ready to cook, too.
Where are those bitches?
[laughter]
It speaks to the fact
that they don't have
a respect for me.
- Ladies, if you don't mind,
if you'll follow me,
we're gonna head upstairs.
- If they did,
they'd be on time.
- Where's Eileen?
- I don't know
if Eileen's coming or not,
because her stomach's
still not well.
- What happened? Did she barf?
- I got a message from her
and she got worse yesterday.
- I've just been ill
all night long,
e. trying to, like, be okay, but I'm not.
- So I'm a little
concerned about her.
♪ ♪
- Okay.
- Dorit, could you have not
gotten
a more relatable, humble car
to come feed these people?
This is embarrassing.
Oh, my God, awkward.
- Sign up right here.
- Oh, we're late.
- Yeah, you're a little late
and we're gonna get you
through orientation.
- Nice to see you.
[indistinct chatter]
- Excuse me,
we have some late comers.
- Fantastic, welcome ladies.
- Well done.
- Hey, how are you?
- Yes.
- Hello.
- I think we're gonna go down
because he's prepped us
and, you know, they have
to get it out by noon...
- Hi beautiful, how are you?
Nice to see you.
- So why don't you guys
stay here and get prepped.
We'll start and then we'll...
- Sorry, she got
a gate situation.
- What happened to your gate?
- We couldn't get out.
- That happened to me yesterday.
- That happened to me once.
- You got stuck at home?
- Yeah.
- I believe Lisa.
Her gate's been stuck
for a long time, honey.
Honey, that thing
hasn't been open in 20 years.
- Cover your hair,
wash your hands,
put on your apron,
put on your gloves.
You're gonna put it
over your hat?
- Why not?
- Wait, you got to put
your whole thing up.
- Yeah, I can.
Look, I'm gonna make it happen
right here.
I don't mind wearing a hairnet.
I have a lot of weave in my hair
and I'm sure that the people
who are eating these
well-prepared meals
do not want my weave
in their meal.
- Everybody ready? Come on in.
Let's go feed people.
- Whoo!
- Erika, Eden.
- Lisa, since you were
the first one
waiting for me right here,
I'll come right back.
- Okay.
- You're right here.
- Oh, peppers. I love it.
- And we're gonna start
with you.
- Oh, my, yes!
- You're gonna... we got this
all ready for you.
- Scooping granola!
- It's granola,
scooping granola.
- I love you!
- So, heaping scoop.
Just one heaping scoop.
- One heaping scoop.
- Okay, now you?
- Oh, Lord.
- What's your name again?
- Erika.
- Erika? Come on, Erika.
- Yes, sir.
- It will rise to the top,
and then we'll open it,
then you'll drain it,
and then you'll chop it.
- Oh, okay.
Yeah, I can chop chilies.
May not be the fastest
chili chopper, but I can do it.
I mean, I can do it. I can.
- Well, how can I wash
these properly?
Hold up, yeah.
[laughter]
- Usually when I am
washing zucchinis...
[laughs] I end up having a baby.
- I thought that Rinna
was mad at Eden.
- I know, I thought so as well.
- I know, right? But you know
what happened from, like...
- It was like, "Oh, hello."
- Yeah, should we ask?
- No.
- I'm gonna need you.
- Me?
- Yeah.
- Oh, okay.
I'm not really sure
what's going on here,
because when I last saw
Lisa Rinna in Punta Mita
she was really upset with Eden,
and now Eden is here with Lisa
Rinna at Project Angel Food.
So does that mean that Lisa
Rinna is no longer mad at Eden?
Who lied here?
- We're making copa bacalao.
- What is that?
- Tilapia, fish.
- Oh.
- Yeah.
- So I'm gonna take that out
of there and put that there?
- Yeah, I'm gonna
get you a scoop.
So let me pull this blade off
for you.
- Okay.
- Thank you.
- Gonna die. Gonna die.
- I need another job.
- Go help Kyle.
- What are you doing?
What is that? Cookie dough?
- Fish.
- That's fish?
- Yeah.
- [laughs]
Is it really?
- Yes, it really is, Erika.
- You got an easy job.
- Shut up.
- Okay, okay, how do we look?
- I think that's good.
Oh, I have another one?
- There you go.
- Perfect.
- What can you cook?
- Me?
I can make a mean
grilled cheese sandwich.
- A cheese sandwich?
- Yeah, it's what
I'm good at, man.
The worst meal I've ever made?
F..., every meal. [laughs]
- So what happens when your man
comes home and then...
- He knows how to eat.
He's been around a lot longer
than I have, he's fine.
- I finished.
I'm changing my gloves.
- You want to cross over
and take over granola for me?
- Okay, perfect.
- I'm gonna need
some more tops soon.
- Oh, I got a box full
for you right here.
- Oh, well thank you.
- Absolutely.
- I knew you had my back.
- I like Eden.
- Yeah, she's okay.
- I feel that Eden's
a little bit kind of intense,
but I do see that she's got
a vulnerability about her
and she's almost like
a broken bird in a way.
- It's just, I don't like
the whole intruding in Kyle
and Kim's relationship.
Let them work it out.
Just be friendly.
- I've already told her
that yeah.
- It's intrusive.
- Women at work.
- Oh, my God that is so funny.
Poor Kyle literally got
stuck right now.
- Kyle, why are you not
doing fish anymore?
- 'Cause I finished that.
Now I'm moved on to granola.
- She's been demoted
to work with me.
- I'm sorry if you think
I'm being rude.
I'm not trying to be rude,
I'm just...
- Right now?
- Yeah.
- No, I don't think
you're being rude at all.
I actually am really enjoying
you right next to me.
- They have much to discuss.
- Are they getting along?
What are they talking about?
- I don't think it will
be over packing granola.
- You know what?
If it were just bullsh...,
just gossip that
would be one thing...
- Exactly.
- But it's Kim's recovery.
That's a different...
- I know.
- What makes it way
more important than, "Oh, hey,
I don't like you"
or something stupid like that...
Or "You were mean
to me at my party."
You know, who gives a f...?
- I've just heard some things
that were...
- I know, and I would rather...
- Upsetting and I really don't
know what to say right now
so I'm not saying anything
and I am just acknowledging
that I know I'm not talking.
- Do you want to talk one day?
- Yeah, sure.
- Okay.
- Obviously not here.
- No.
- Well, I think it's always good
to get together with everybody
and clear the air
because a lot of things
have been said,
a lot of feelings are hurt.
- And together
as a group, right?
Yeah? I think it's a good idea
if we get together
as a group and talk, yeah.
- Can we?
- Yeah, I do.
- We are done.
- We're good over here!
I am excited.
I'm happy to tell Kyle
exactly what happened.
The truth is the truth,
and the truth
will set us all free.
- Thank you for participating
'cause I think
it's just really important
to get this out there.
- Yeah, it is.
- So thank you girls, really.
And, you know, at some point
let's all sit down and,
you know, deal with some stuff
that we need to deal
with I think.
Be a good idea.
- I think that's a good idea.
- Yeah, that is a good idea.
- You just seem like you've got
a whole world of thought
in your head right now.
- Don't I always? I feel...
- You feel positive?
- I feel good.
And I know where I come from,
and certain things need
to be talked about.
And so...
- It's a good idea.
- We'll all see each other.
- All right.
- Good.
- Coming up...
- Well, do you think
that her personality,
do you think
that it's induced in some way?
- I am confused.
Is she accusing Rinna
of having a pill problem?
♪ ♪
- This new Jag is so amazing.
Hey puppy, shopping time.
Perfect.
You're gonna love this blue
sofa that I found.
I mean, it's gorgeous.
- You told me about 100 times.
I'm dying to see it.
- No, but hopefully
they've still got it.
I never really have a budget
for decorating anything,
but for Max he's only 24.
I want to keep the price down
so I'm looking for bargains,
but also I want it
to be beautiful.
Where's the blue velvet?
- Right here.
- And it's still on sale, right?
It hasn't gone... - Yes, ma'am.
- Back to the original price?
- No, we kept it
on sale for you.
- Oh, that's perfect.
It's way too nice for him,
way too elegant,
way too everything
because he's 24 years old.
- Oh, got it.
- So hopefully
he's not gonna abuse it,
because this is so beautiful.
Isn't it gorgeous? - Wow.
- Oh, my God,
when I'm thinking of this
beautiful blue velvet sofa
and my 24-year-old son
and whatever he gets up to,
I almost have sympathy
for this thing.
Well, how much is it?
- $1,550.
- And how much was it?
- $5,200.
- See?
Where's the coffee table
that was here?
- Still right there.
- How much is he?
- It was $3,200,
and we marked it down to you
for a whopping $1,200.
- Okay, I'm taking both.
A few months ago
we'd also bought Pandora
and Jason a house.
- I think you're crazy.
This is it?
- This is a belated wedding
present to both of them,
and it's Pandora's birthday.
All the furniture inside
was her birthday present,
and the house was our gift
to both of them.
And look at your closet,
come and see what I've done
to your closet.
I've painted it all pink.
- You're insane!
- And that's what I'm gonna do
for Max
because I've always wanted to
treat the kids exactly the same.
How much is he?
- I think this one's,
like, $599.
- You want to put it
in front of it?
Do you like it?
- We'll know he likes it
if he does a wee wee on it.
Oh, yes this makes me
feel so happy.
He's gonna love this.
I am gonna get mother
of the year award after this.
- Yes, you will.
♪ ♪
- Let's get Phoenix to crawl.
We need to work on this, Jagz.
You know what we do?
Come here, Mama's gonna
tell you a secret.
Phoenix is there.
We need to get her to crawl.
So we put her toys here
and we have to get her
to come to us,
and then she'll learn
on her own.
Come here, Phoenix.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Look, Jagger, you're doing it.
You're doing it.
Put it a little further.
You're doing it Jag.
Come on, come here.
Good girl.
Jagger is the most delicious big
brother, with such a big heart.
He is so gentle and so kind
to his little sister.
- Hi.
- Hi, how are you?
- Good, how are you? Come in.
- Hi, Eden.
- Hi, beautiful.
Come on in, honey.
- Hi, babe.
- Come sit, my darling.
Sit here. - Hi, dude.
- What is that?
- I really want that t-shirt.
You think mommy can find me one?
- I know.
- Ooh.
- Yeah?
Maybe I can borrow yours.
- He's got a dinosaur t-shirt.
That's what he wants
to tell you.
- [growls]
- And an elephant t-shirt.
- And an elephant?
And pants too?
- And pants.
I feel like I get whatever
he's trying to say anyway,
but it's gonna be so fun
to hear Jagger making sentences.
- Ooh, I like this game.
And a hat?
Yay! - You have a hat too?
- What are these?
- He's so funny.
So when I actually
get to hear it,
that's gonna be so exciting.
The last time I was with Rinna
she needed to talk to you.
She was not very happy
with some of the things
that she had heard in Mexico.
- You know what, it's the last
thing I've wanted to do,
and Eden is the one
that's having the problem,
and Eden's the one that
is saying terrible things
about you.
- To me? About me?
- About you.
- So when I walked in...
- Oh, oh, oh.
- And saw you guys.
- Oh, oh, okay, I get it,
I get it.
- So have you seen or spoken...
- Yes!
- To her?
- We actually just sat
and talked.
- She had said to Kyle
that none of it was true.
Whatever you had said to
Vanderpump, none of it was true.
- I don't make sh... up.
I just don't.
- That's what I said to Kyle.
I said "I really don't
really know Eden well.
I just really don't believe that
she would just make that up."
- And so when Rinna's really
sitting across the table from me
and I'm telling her
what she said
and she's really looking at me
saying "I don't remember
any of this."
- Yeah.
- What am I supposed
to say to that?
- Well, do you think
that her personality,
do you think that it's,
like, induced in some way?
- I am confused.
Is she accusing Rinna
of having a pill problem?
[stammering] I don't know.
I don't know.
All I know is how I feel,
but she's not the same woman
that she is when it's just us.
- Rinna denied, denied,
denied, denied, denied.
- Hmm.
- Which...
- She's in denial.
[dramatic music]
- Coming up...
- Instead of having lunch with
a bunch of mean-spirited
lawyers, I got you.
- Well, I can be mean-spirited.
- Really?
♪ ♪
- Hi.
- Hello, welcome.
- Thanks, Girardi.
- You're expecting for
one more person, right?
- Just one more person.
There he is.
I'm expecting this guy
right here.
How are you, babe?
- Welcome.
- Thank you.
- May I get you anything
to drink right away, please?
- I have this terrible cough,
and the doctor said a
little pinot noir would help it.
- I got a nice pinot
noir for you.
- [laughs]
People are always like,
"Oh, you guys don't see
each other a lot?"
But when we do see each other,
it's 100% full-on attention.
I love you;
thank you for meeting me.
- Can you imagine?
Instead of having lunch
with a bunch of gnarly
insurance people,
and a bunch of mean-spirited
lawyers, I got you.
- Well, I can be mean-spirited.
- Really?
- This is what people
don't understand:
it's not a detriment
to the relationship.
It's actually helpful.
It's better than someone being
in your face all the time
and, you know,
you're not even present.
Are you going out
of town next week?
- Library of Congress.
- I know you're travelling
a lot,
so thank you for letting me
borrow the plane.
I really appreciate it. - Yeah.
- You know I'm going
to see my mom.
- No, I know that, yeah.
- So it'd be nice to catch up
and go home for a minute.
And that's really it.
I mean, I'm just busy
working my little heart out.
For the first 10 years
of our marriage
I was by Tom's side.
I was even the First Lady
of a couple legal organizations
imagine that.
They hated my ass. [laughs]
Still do.
- I'm just ready
for an expensive...
- Do you like it? [laughs]
- Erika, of all the stuff
you've done, this is the best.
- Oh, this looks really
fattening.
I love it; thank you.
I like the cheese.
You know that video,
that was expensive video.
- It was worth it.
- Yes, it's to die for!
We're so rich,
we just can't take it!
- It's nice 'cause I'm
dancing with the boys
and girls in this video.
I think that's the first video
I've ever had
where I danced with both.
And it's fun.
- And I like the fact
that it's named "Expensive."
It kind of suits you.
- I don't know if people
still doubt my marriage or not,
but it's interesting.
I'm not really worried
about other people's marriages.
I don't know why they should
be worried about mine.
They're not paying my bills, so
why would I really give a f...
What they think.
Who's picking you up?
- Oh, by the way did I mention?
- What?
- You're looking good.
- Aw, thanks baby doll.
I appreciate that.
♪ ♪
- Hi.
- Hi.
- How are you?
- Good, how are you?
- Good.
Oh, this is all the goodies?
- We're gonna send this
all home afterwards.
- Are these original?
- Yeah, they are.
- These are very '70s.
I like this.
You would think that growing up
in front of the camera
since I'm three,
four years old that
I would know what goes on
behind the cameras, too,
but I actually have no idea.
Today we're looking
at everything,
every costume change
for everyone?
- Not everyone.
- I'm realizing now
this is a much bigger role,
being co-executive producer
of this TV series
than I realized.
And there's extra pressure
because "American Woman"
is inspired by my life,
and my mother's.
This is exactly what,
like, my mom and,
you know,
her friends were carrying.
This vintage Gucci...
Well, it wasn't vintage then.
I'm trying to be respectful
of my sisters Kathy and Kim
because it's our mom.
And this, I love,
the vintage towel.
- This is vintage toweling.
- When the idea was
first sold, my sisters
were apprehensive
because they didn't really know
exactly what the show was.
So it created a little tension,
to be honest.
I know now that with time
they've changed their mind.
They like where it's going.
It's not dirty laundry.
It's great stories
from my perspective.
- Everything's good.
- The little drug scene,
that's all... everything's
all clear?
- Everything's clear.
- And what do they use for that?
- Baby laxative.
- It's baby laxative.
- Snorting a baby laxative?
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.
- That's really crazy.
- That is actually what cocaine
was cut with was baby laxative.
That's what I heard but...
- Rumor has it.
- Yeah, rumor has it.
[laughter]
- This is where the "based on"
and "inspired by" gets tricky.
I'm thinking, "Okay, drugs?
"My dad? That never happened.
This could get me into trouble."
What is the story
with these cameras again?
So this one's gonna give us
that, like, '70s vibe and feel?
- Yeah, exactly.
There's only four sets of these
lenses left in the world.
- So they'll help us get this
period look that we're after.
- Right, right.
That's key for the beginning,
that makes such a difference.
It's been so exciting.
Oh, my gosh,
someone bought the pilot.
But I need it to become
a TV series every week,
otherwise it's kind of
all for nothing.
That's exactly what I wanted.
♪ ♪
- The whole family's going?
- Yeah.
- Even Harry?
- Yeah, even Harry.
- Even Harry.
- Well, I've never
gotten an award.
I don't know...
- Oh, really?
- Never.
- Oh, you're
getting an award today?
- I'm getting an award today.
- Oh, my God,
I didn't know that.
- I'm being honored.
Tonight is the Project
Angel Food Angel Awards,
and I'm nervous.
I don't really know what to do.
- Just don't cuss.
- I won't cuss.
The truth is I have won
a Soap Opera Digest Award
for Best Couple,
but that doesn't really count.
This is, like, grown up,
big girl award.
[cell phone chiming]
Excuse me, I have a phone call.
Hello?
- Hi, it's Eileen.
- Hi, Eileen,
how are you feeling?
- Well, you know,
I feel not 100%.
- Oh, honey.
- No, and now I've got
this weird eye thing
and I went to the doctor
this morning.
And he says it's best
if you just no makeup...
no contacts and I
just think I just need to...
I think my body is, like,
breaking down
from just overdoing it.
- It is, Eileen.
You need to rest.
- I know, but I feel like...
I feel awful.
- Don't feel awful, seriously,
you would be there I know
if you could really be there.
Trust me, honey,
I wouldn't want to go there
without any makeup on either.
You know, uh-uh, uh-uh,
you don't want to see this,
like, without makeup, no.
- Well, I will be there
in spirit.
I'm cheering you on.
I love you so much.
I love you. Have a great time.
- Okay honey, buh, bye.
- Bye.
♪ ♪
- Boy, oh boy, oh boy.
Hi, how are you? Thank you.
- Good, thank you.
- Oh, my gosh.
- Oh, thanks for bringing
the big car.
Okay, that can't
get up my driveway.
- Wait, is this part of
the whole outfit
or is this just the belt?
- Just the belt.
- I'm gonna have to get that.
- You're gonna have to have it.
I tell you, play your cards
right, baby,
I might leave you
with a parting gift.
- Wait a minute, that's amazing.
- It's Alaia.
So good, isn't it?
- That is to die for.
- So, did you bring any booze
into this fancy motor car?
- There's some wine.
It has wine in here, yes...
We've got some.
- Eden, she came over yesterday.
- Oh, my gosh,
I can only imagine.
- No, you know what?
She came over, she stopped over.
She said that she met
with Rinna after Mexico
and Rinna was saying to her,
"I don't remember
saying these things."
And Eden was saying
"You know, I'm not crazy.
I mean, I did have
these conversations with you."
- Wait, did she tell Rinna that
or she just told you?
- She told Rinna.
- Oh, she told Rinna that.
I know Lisa Rinna said
these things
because it's echoing things
that she has said in the past,
and it's making sense why Eden
has been acting the way she has.
- Well, anyway, I said
those things and I said
"You know what, Eden,
if you want to sort of make
your way into the group,"
I said "just take things
a bit slow."
- I mean, if this woman comes to
try to talk to me tonight, ugh.
- Coming up...
- I don't know you well,
and you don't know me well.
But if I were your friend,
that sounds like one
big flipping disaster.
♪ ♪
- Look how gorg our girls look.
You girls look gorgeous.
- You don't need to tell me.
- I know.
I feel like a shrimp
and I have my highest shoes on.
Okay, we need your arm
to help us.
Everybody.
- I'll take Amelia's arm.
- All right.
- This is not that hard.
You guys can manage
your high heels.
- How would Harry Hamlin know
what it's like to walk in heels
down a driveway?
- You look beautiful.
- Maybe we should get him a pair
of heels and have him do so.
So, how do you feel
about New York?
What was your favorite moment?
- When I got to talk to Gigi
and ask her how to walk,
and she taught me how to walk.
- What was that like?
- She was like, "Just pretend
you're walking down the street
like you're getting food."
I was like "Oh."
- I love that. So sweet.
- I was like, "Okay." [laughs]
- Like you're getting food?
- I don't know.
- So you're hungry?
You're a hungry walker.
- You're a hungry walker.
- Oh, I got nervous.
- I can try to find it.
- I'm nervous. You know what?
I know I like
a lot of attention,
but I'm nervous
because I'm gonna get
a lot of attention.
So it doesn't make
a whole lot of sense.
♪ ♪
Oh, thanks.
- Oh, look how pretty
it looks always, I mean...
- The napkins look,
they do that...
- Oh, it looks gorgeous!
- We match!
- Thank you.
- How contradicting, Kyle.
Angel wings?
♪ ♪
- Hi. [smooch]
- Oh, your [inaudible] party.
- She was the wrong person.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- Wait, oh I thought
you didn't know him.
- Oh, yeah, we know each other.
- Hello, hello. Hi! Ooh.
♪ ♪
- Congratulations.
- Oh, thank you for coming.
- Oh, congratulations of course.
- Oh, thank you for coming.
- I wouldn't miss this.
- Baby, what a great cause.
And what an honor.
- Hey.
- Hi.
- You barely drink?
- I said a Coca-Cola, honey.
- Oh sh..., sorry.
- No, it's okay.
- Thanks, baby.
- I wouldn't feel good
telling Lisa Rinna
I'm not gonna come
to your charity event
because of what you said,
you know.
I think that we're mature
enough, I would hope,
that we can separate
the two issues.
- Hi.
- Hello, how are you?
- How are you? Nice to see you.
- Look at you. You look great.
- I know.
- I was looking for you.
- Thank you for coming.
- Are you kidding?
I wouldn't miss it.
- Thank you for coming.
I give people second chances,
but I do have a tendency
when I feel like
I've been betrayed
to have my guard go up a bit
and it just means I'm careful.
- This is Dru, my best friend.
- Dru?
- Dru, right?
- I'm Dorit.
- Is Eileen coming?
- She can't come; she's sick.
- What? She's sick?
- She's still stomach sick.
- Still? Oh.
- And she got pink eye.
- Ew, bye. Yeah.
Someone says you have pink eye
it's like,
stop the press, okay?
Nobody wants you near them.
Lisa Vanderpump can't come.
- Why can't she come?
- And Erika's out of town.
Her nephew's in town.
- Right, she could've
brought him.
Just saying, anyway it's fine.
- I mean, it's not like
you guys are besties.
- I know, it's all good.
I did go to that dog charity,
but whatever.
- Oh.
- Can you believe
how I've manipulated
all these people to follow me.
- But for a goddamn
good cause, okay?
I feel like Lisa Vanderpump's
not here tonight,
just an observation,
not a judgment...
Is because this event
is not about Lisa Vanderpump.
- Is Rinna sitting here, too?
- No, she's right behind us.
- So we're going here and here?
- I think we have, like,
an extra seat.
- Well, I'm glad that there is
a table between us
and a lot of noise around us
because then it's hard
to get into a heavy
conversation with Eden.
I can always do that
"I can't hear you, what?"
[indistinct chatter]
- Having fun?
- Yeah.
Harry Hamlin supports me 100%
in everything I do.
He has my back in everything.
And that can't be easy. [laughs]
It really has to be challenging
if you think about it
for just two seconds.
Thank you,
I want to toast all of you.
Because of you.
Great work, thank you, guys.
- Thank you.
- Who's sitting next to Rinna?
- He's not properly dressed.
- We're gonna get his number
and pocket it.
- You have a boyfriend?
- [laughs]
- She has a boyfriend?
- No, she has
a "kindred spirit."
- Having an emotional
relationship over the phone.
Want to see a picture?
- I do.
- Look at him, look at him.
Look at him. - Oh, my God.
Mmm.
Are you frigging kidding me?
- No.
- And this is your
kindred spirit, sweetheart?
He's got "f... me"
written all over him.
- He's gonna get f... ed.
- So she's met this guy...
She hasn't actually met him.
- You haven't met him,
but you're dating him?
- She hasn't met him.
- Online?
You're dating someone online?
- Yes, and they have
a very deep relationship.
Nothing of which...
- He's in London.
- You can understand.
He's in London.
- And you're having
a deep relationship
with someone in London?
- Yes. You know...
- What does he do?
- So, that's interesting...
- This is where
it gets interesting.
- You don't know what he does?
- Okay, he comes
from the background of
"I was a model."
Yep. Okay, wait, hold on, Kyle.
- He sounds like a winner.
- No.
- He's so good looking though.
Who cares?
- Oh!
- I don't know you well,
and you don't know me well,
but if I were your friend,
that sounds like one big,
flipping disaster.
- Come on, you guys,
I need your support.
- We're certainly not
great friends,
but I'd have to be a fool
to sit there
and say "That's wonderful."
- Coming up...
- Now I love an award.
This is probably my first one
I've ever gotten,
and it's probably
gonna be my last.
♪ ♪
- You have a boyfriend?
- Okay, he comes from the
background of "I was a model."
Yep. Okay, wait, hold on, Kyle!
- It sounds like the worst thing
I've ever heard.
And if you were related to me,
I would put my foot down.
- I get that.
I'm just enjoying
whatever it is we're doing.
- You can do better.
Even I know that,
and I don't even know you.
- What's going on? Kyle cares?
Kyle's showing that she
actually cares for me.
There's, like, a little piece
in here that says
"I might like Eden."
[gasps] Wow.
- I think she needs to be guided
in the right direction.
Whether it is in her
dating situation,
or in approaching friends,
or wanting to help out.
- Yeah.
- She's misguided.
- 100% agree with you.
- Eden really likes to go all in
when she meets someone.
Whether it's me,
or a stranger on the street,
or this person she met online.
She really seems to want
acceptance and love.
Now I'm starting to feel bad.
- I am gonna prove you wrong,
both of you.
- I hope so...
- At least till
after I sleep with him.
- Like I said yesterday
I hope you do, but that is my...
- Guess what,
that's not gonna happen.
- I want to thank you all
for coming.
It's an amazing night,
and I'm really honored
to make this introduction.
For 25 years she has been
the light of my life
and my inspiration.
[cheers and applause]
[mouthing]
- Harry's words mean everything.
[mouthing]
- And now to accept
the Humanitarian
of the Year Award,
please welcome the love
of my life, Lisa Rinna.
[cheers and applause]
- Oh, my God.
Oh, baby, I love you.
I love you so much.
Thank you. Oh, thank you.
Wow, my husband Harry Hamlin,
how about that?
- Yay!
- Do I not have
the most amazing husband
in the whole wide world?
I'm the luckiest woman
on the planet.
I just want to thank all of you
for coming out tonight,
because as you see,
it really matters.
Now I love an award,
this is probably my first one
I've ever gotten.
And it's probably
gonna be my last.
But if I can bring awareness,
then I've done
a really good job.
- Lisa Rinna has that side
where she says the wrong thing,
she regrets it,
and she either forgets
or apologizes for it.
But then she has this side,
too...
- Thank you all.
[cheers and applause]
- Where she has been
volunteering for this charity
for 20 something years,
and you know what?
If someone does that,
puts themselves out like that,
it's nice to be honored.
- Thank you all for coming.
It was... I got you all here.
It's good. Or almost all of you.
I didn't get everybody,
but that's okay.
I know we've all been
through a lot lately,
it's all bullsh...,
nothing matters.
This is what matters
in the long run.
Right? In the end,
it's all what we got to see.
All right, good night.
Thank you all.
There's a lot
of unfinished business,
but thank goodness we were able
to put it all aside tonight
and be there
for this amazing charity.
- Baby, you did good.
- Thank you.
- All right.
- I love you, baby, that was...
- You deserve every single honor
that you get.
- Thank you.
What an amazing night.
What a beautiful speech.
I'm lucky.
- No, I'm the lucky one.
- No.
- Good job.
- I love you, let's go.
- Let's go.
- Next time on the "Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills"...
- Hi.
- Hi.
- We're talking
about cheesecake.
- They taste better
than they look, even.
- Who needs men
when you have your dessert?
- I saw it, it's etched
in my brain forever.
- How bad was it?
- Sh... it was terrible.
- I think I said everything.
- Oh.
- That changes a lot.
- It's my time of reckoning.
- You don't think
of the consequences.
- You were provoking me.
- Pick a lane.
- What?
- Pick a lane.
- I'm talking to your sister.
Can I ever just talk to her?
- Stop with that.
- A sober person
doesn't act like that.
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