The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (2010–…): Season 7, Episode 13 - Cake Therapy - full transcript

Previously on...

- Thank you so much
for your donation.

These guys are here
because of you.

- Can I say our lives
have gone to the dogs?

Yeah, I think that'd be
appropriate.

- He actually just
pooped himself.

- On me?

Lisa, you would remember

if you said
Kim's close to death.

- I don't know.

- Lisa...



- You either said it
or you didn't, okay?

Let's get that part straight.

- You've got to tell facts only.

- Eden went over
to Lisa Vanderpump's,

and she was basically saying
that you're close to death

and your family knows it.

- Do not go behind my back

and talk about me
with these other women

and then expect me
to be there for you.

- I didn't say anything
that wasn't said in the store.

I don't make sh... up.

[light music]

- The crown is heavy, darlings,

so just leave it
where it belongs.



♪ ♪

- I may be two people,
but I'm not two-faced.

♪ ♪

- My advice to you:
don't hustle the hustler.

♪ ♪

- I speak no evil,

but I see and hear everything.

♪ ♪

- When you've traveled
the world,

you can speak
in any accent you want.

♪ ♪

- I'm an expert on luxury,

and I can always spot a fake.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- My gosh, how we coming along?

- Uh, almost done.

- For a long time,
it looked like

a poltergeist was living
in here.

If we could write
specifically what's in there,

like "green zebra
martini glasses,"

because otherwise,
if I can't see them,

I'll never use them again.

I hired someone to help me
organize the garage,

because my husband wants me

to just throw everything
in the trash.

He's like, "Oh, kids' homework?

Baby photos? Trash."

All my entertaining, my glasses.

- Glasses.
- See, I need all this stuff.

He doesn't get it.

I had wall-to-wall

of VHS tapes

of every cartoon ever made.

I'm like, "I don't know
if I can get those again."

I won't be having any more kids,

so I don't need
those little chairs.

Oh, look at all those.

I didn't even know
about all that silverware.

Oh, my gosh, why do I have
other people's photos in here?

There's a lot of memorabilia
in there.

Does that make me a hoarder?

Hi. What are you doing?

- Oh, f... off.

- [laughs]

You're so darling.

I need you to come
tomorrow night,

because Carnie Wilson
from Wilson Phillips,

she is an unbelievable
dessert chef,

and I'm gonna do
a dessert tasting with her

tomorrow here at the house.

Carnie Wilson and I met

while we were doing
"Celebrity Apprentice,"

and I was always a big fan
of Wilson Phillips.

I would be on the set
of "Celebrity Apprentice,"

and I would be going around
singing Wilson Phillips songs

and Boy George songs.

And then I would catch myself,

like, "Oh, my God,
that was so embarrassing."

- There's no point
inviting Rinna.

- Oh, by the way,
I already invited Rinna.

Oh, my God, you're so bad.

I actually invited Rinna
and even Eden.

Can you believe it?

- Well, then we're okay.
They were talking.

- What about me?

I'm the one who should be
annoyed with her...

And my sister... but I figured...

- Well, have you invited
your sister as well?

- Yes.

- Oh.

I'm busy. - You are coming.

We're gonna have fun, okay?

Under normal circumstances,

this would not be the ideal time

to have everyone get together.

But we did say we all do
have to sit down

and hash it out.

- You know, at some point,
let's all sit down

and deal with some stuff that
we need to deal with, I think.

Be a good idea.
- I think it's a good idea.

- Yeah.

- Put everybody in the room
together.

No one can lie.

- Hold on one second.

- I can't be holding on for you
like this.

I have things to do
in my life, you know.

Hello?

[upbeat music]

- Did you want a cup of coffee?

- Yeah, please.

You want a cup or not?

- No, I'm good.

I have all the scenes
printed out and ready to go.

- Yes, very organized.

This is great that you got her
the job. That's nice.

- She is so authentically
excited about it,

and I never anticipated her
being that excited about it.

- What?

- Do you want to be on my show?

- F..., yeah, I want
to be on your show!

Are you serious? - Awesome!

Plus, you know, she was,
like, raised on soap operas,

like "All My Children"
and everything,

so she has an affinity for 'em.

[doorbell rings]

Hi, there. - Hello.

- Have you been standing
out here long?

- Hi, there.
- Hey, babe, how are you?

Both: Nice to see you.
- Thank you. You too.

- Welcome.
- Come on in.

I'm not sure exactly when

Erika's part's gonna be
written into a script,

but usually
you read for the part...

- Listen, I have been
pulling strings

and setting traps for years.

- A few weeks later,
they kind of come up

with the story, the character.

And then they write the scene
around that.

Well, how was
the Project Angel Food thing?

- Okay, well...
- Was it fun?

- Yeah.

[laughter]

What I mean by that is,

I'm not very good
in the kitchen.

- Wipe the top,
and then we'll open it.

Then we'll drain it,
and then you'll chop it.

- Okay.

You don't want me making food,

because you'd probably die.

- Now we're gonna act.

- Oh, sh..., okay.

Hey, Vinny, be easy.

Don't be all critical and sh...
- Easy?

You are a natural.
- Critical and sh...?

- Please.
- I'll let you be Codi.

I'm really excited and nervous

knowing that I'm gonna be
working with Erika.

I feel kind of a responsibility,

because I brought her
on "Young and Restless" ship.

Codi is like
a millennial smart-ass.

- Oh, I like millennials, yes.

It makes me 15 years younger.

- But Erika can handle it.

I just know she will,
and even though

she might have some insecurity
about it,

I think deep down inside,
she knows that she can do this.

- Yeah, well, and how
do you think I look this way?

Every morning,
I look in the mirror,

and I said, "Codi, 25, 25, 25."

You know, you should try it.

When I'm performing on stage,

I'm screaming; I'm yelling;

I'm dancing; I'm singing;
I'm tossing my hair.

[crowd cheering]

You know, all eyes on me.

- You build confidence
by knowing it.

Now you kind of know
who that person is,

so now just do it again.

- When you're acting for TV,

it's two completely different
things.

I have to listen. Imagine that.

You know, like, how do you think
I keep looking this way?

Like, every morning,
I look into the mirror,

I'm like, you know,
"Codi, you're 25, 25, 25."

You should try it.
- I have to go.

Isn't she great? - She's great.

- I know.
- You're great.

You could be working
all the time.

I could manage you. - [laughs]

- You're great!

Fantastic.

- You're sweet.
Thank you so much.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[phone line rings]

- Hello?

- Hi, Harry Hamlin.

- Hi, Lisa Rinna.

- So I need you
to take the kids to school.

- I love taking the kids
to school.

- I know. Okay.

Well, I am going over
to Kyle's house,

and all of the girls
are gonna be there tonight.

Like, all of them...
Kim, everybody.

- Oh.
- So...

- Well, you're getting along
fine with Kim, aren't you?

- Well, I am,
and that's the thing.

Um, you know what we discussed
a little bit

about my meeting with Eden
the other day

and what happened in Mexico
and...

You know, you have to have
a "come to Jesus" moment,

so I think I've figured it out.

I mean, I swear to God

I don't remember saying
any of these things to Eden.

I met with Eden
right after game night,

so, yeah, I was pretty fired up.

But I also don't think

Eden would lie.

You know, if it had happened,
you know, a couple weeks later,

I had calmed down by then.

I thought about it.

I thought about everything
that was said,

as much as I could remember,
and there was a lot said.

- Well, I can see how
your buttons got pushed

if Kim was mean to you.

- You went after my husband.

- I never said anything
about your husband.

- Are you kidding me?
- Never said a word about him.

- Well, let's talk
about your arrest.

Why don't we do that?

To see Eden after game night,

I'm sure I could have said
everything.

I could have said even more.

I was spouting off my feelings.

I was really coming from a place
of connecting with Eden

because she's sober and because
she had her sister die.

And so we connected
on that level.

And I think that Kim knows.

I'm sure someone has told her,

because Eden went to Vanderpump
and told Vanderpump all this.

- So you think
that she's gonna be angry

that you said she was close
to death.

I mean, you've only been trying
to help Kim

since the very beginning.

- Oh, I don't think
they see it that way.

I don't think
Kim sees it that way.

I think they see it
as the opposite,

that I've only tried to hurt her
and...

- Well, that's absurd.

Why would you try
to hurt someone?

This is close to home, you know.

You have total empathy for this.

- In realizing

that I've said it,

I did say those things,

I now have to own it.

- Just be honest and truthful,

and speak from your heart.

- Okay.

That's not always
an easy thing to admit,

but I tell the truth,

and I will always tell my truth

and stand by
and stick to my truth.

So I have to go in there
and say,

"You know what?

I said it."

- So what do you think's
gonna happen tonight?

- I might be stoned to death,
so in case that happens, just...

You know where my diamonds are.

- Coming up...

- You've been sober how long?

- 12 years.

I'm a foul-mouthed,
crazy mother... er.

- That's why I love you.

- But I'm sober as hell.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- My God, look at it.

And the width
of the building as well?

- It's massive, isn't it?

I'm meeting
the landlord's agent here now.

♪ ♪

Hey, Shaya.

Tell me we've got it.

- You've got the lease.

- And we can definitely
have dogs here?

- You can have dogs here.

You can have grooming here,
shelter.

- See, I think
what we're gonna do is,

we're gonna bring dogs in
from the shelter...

- Okay.

- And have them here in the day

so they can play,

and then hopefully
people adopt them.

We wanted to create
a dog rescue center,

and I'm gonna make it feel
more like a lifestyle shop,

and it's gonna have so much fun.

We're gonna have puppies there.

You can play with them.

It will be everything doggy.

Well, you see,

how we first started
getting involved in this is,

we started Vanderpump Pets.

We also got very involved
with stopping the dog torture

with the Yulin situation
in Asia.

- Yeah, dog torture
just destroys us.

We can't even think about it.

- It's just beyond.
- We've got to stop it.

- We've got dogs...
And near Hong Kong,

we infiltrated a truck
with a lot of dogs on it.

They were going
to the slaughterhouse,

and they were going to Yulin,

where they were gonna be
tortured,

so we're trying to change it,
and it's been a struggle.

The Yulin dog meat festival
is a festival

where they believe
in torturing the dogs,

because they believe that
it stimulates the adrenaline,

which tenderizes the meat.

They also believe
that it increases

the sexual prowess of a man

and cools the blood
in the summer solstice.

It's bullsh...

And so, basically,
I went to Congress to speak,

to say, "Hey, China,
we see what you're doing,

and we're not okay with it."

The annual
Yulin dog meat festival

is not just a celebration
that looks at dogs as commodity

to be harvested, eaten, or sold.

It's a celebration
of the vicious torture

and ten days of revelry
in their suffering.

- Ken, good to see you again.

- And you.

- It's not about
antagonizing China.

A lot of China is on our side.

It's barbarianism at its worst,

and we intend to stop it.

I don't want to turn
into a crazy person, but...

- Well, I mean,
you are a crazy person.

We're both crazy.

- If we can shine a light
on this politically

and get the backing
of the United States government

behind us,
then we have a chance.

When I turn my back
and they play that video,

I don't even know
what they were playing.

- I saw it.

It's etched in my brain forever.

[crying]

- Well...

[soft music]

♪ ♪

How bad was it?

- It was f... ing terrible.

- Okay.

Oh.

- [breathes deeply]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Well, here we are. Ready?

- Off we go. Yup.
Precious cargo.

- Am I going first?
- Yup.

Yum, smells delicious.

- Hi, everybody! Hi!

- How are you?
- Nice to see you.

- Let's go ahead
and get these in the freezer.

- Okay, hold them
like brand-new...

- Like children.
- There's four flavors.

- Okay.
- Four flavors of cheesecakes.

- Carnie, hi.
- Hi!

- We're talking
about cheesecake.

- Yay! You guys met
when we did "Apprentice."

- I remember.
- Hi.

- And this is Tiffany.
- Hi, Tiffany. How are you?

- Good to see you.

How cute are these?

- The fact
that these are this big

and that the girls can, like,
split them six ways

is gonna be perfect
for their diets.

This is gonna be perfect.

- Oh, my God, your dog
is swimming in the pool.

- It's gorgeous, right?
Well, there's, like, 15...

- Perfect.
- Maybe a little more coming.

I've been wanting you to meet
my sister, Kim, forever.

- I can't wait.
And she's sober right now?

- She's sober.
- Good.

We'll have the wine to the side,

and we'll sit on that side.

- Well, but you never care...

You've been sober how long?

- 12 years.

- Were you ever sober
and then you weren't

and then you were again? - No.

- As soon as you were sober,
that was it.

- That was it.
- That's really amazing.

- I know.
- So my sister, Kim...

I don't know exactly how long
she's been sober now.

It's been a while,
but she's had periods

where she was sober
for a very long time

and then she fell off.

- I know that, but, you know,

this is what I've done
for 12 years.

I lead by example.

I mean, I'm a foul-mouthed,
crazy mother... er.

- That's why I love you.

- But I'm sober as hell.

- [laughs]

Okay, I have to go change.

I cannot look like this.

- Okay, good.
- I'm gonna go change.

- Mwah.
- Oh, my God.

I love the wine.
I love the flowers.

I love the food.

- I'm gonna stare
at the backyard,

which is a park.

[upbeat music]

- Thank you.

- Oh, hey.

- Oh, hi.

- Oh, you brought
a hostess gift.

- Well, not really.
- I hate you.

- Not really.
- What do you mean?

- I brought a baby gift.

- For Kim!

- It's a little bunny,
and it's the thing

that I loved for the girls
so much.

They loved it.
They had a pink one.

You know, whether she burns
the thing after,

I don't know.

It's not my place to ask.

Cuts the ears off,
cuts the head off.

I don't know. Might happen.

Voodoo doll,
stabs things in it...

Might happen, but...

I think she's having...
I think it's a boy.

- This is adorable.

- Like, if it gets to the baby,
that'd be a good thing.

♪ ♪

- I'm coming.

♪ ♪

Hi. - Hello.

- How are you?

- Good. How are you?

- Good.
- This is Clare.

- Clare.
- Nice to meet you.

- I'm Kyle.
- How are you?

- Nice to meet you.

I've heard about Kim's sponsor,
Clare,

but I have not met her before,

and I think that maybe Kim
brought her

as not only her friend
but as some sort of security.

There's Carnie. - How are you?

- Oh, it's so good to see you.
- You too.

And this is Clare. - Hi, Clare.

- Kim bringing her sponsor
with her,

it also sends a message
to the other people

who are questioning her
or gossiping about her

that she's on the right track.

Carnie has been sober
for 12 years.

- 12.
- Wow.

- She was saying
that when she quit drinking,

that she transferred that
to baking.

- I did gain, like,
40 pounds after that,

but, you know, it's rather
than being dead.

- Honey, I'm hoping I have
my Teflon on.

- Why? What's up?
- Let me tell you.

- Oh, God.

- I got to share it with you,

because you're the one

that came to my room in Mexico,

and you said,
"You need to get your facts.

You need to figure it out."

I had to really start
to think about, "Okay,

"how could I have said
what Eden said?

"I don't think Eden is lying.

I have to take a look
at what is being said."

- Yeah.

- Okay? So...

- Okay.

- I met with Eden, and...

- After Mexico.
- Okay.

- So this is what
I've come up with.

As much as I can
figure it out, um...

I think I said everything.

- Oh.

- Coming up...

- You don't think
of the consequences

for other people.

- But it was out there, Kim.

- It doesn't matter.

- Pick a lane. Pick a lane.

- I remember on "Apprentice,"

do you remember
how hyper we were?

- And you were running
up the stairs.

First of all,
I was out of breath.

I couldn't even...
I was like: [wheezes]

- "Oh, my God, where's"...

- But it was perfect, though.
We did well.

Arnold is a trip.

- He was scary,
because you're, like, thinking

you're talking
to the Terminator.

- And all I could think about
to calm my nervous

was, like, "He must have
a little penis.

He must have a little penis."

Like, that's all
I could think about to calm...

I think about something crazy.

- We should ask a few people
and get back to her.

Okay, great.
I know a few people.

- You look adorable.
- Thank you.

This is so cute.

- I think I said everything.

- Oh.

- [sighs]

- I hate hearing this.

Kim's gonna kill her.

Sh..., I would.

[laughs]

It's tough, you know?

Yeah, she's gonna get f... ed up.

The baby present
is a nice gesture.

I hope she knows it.
- I hope she'll accept it.

- Yeah, right?
- You know? I mean...

- Well, she will. She's not...

- You know, but, Erika,

'cause she obviously knows
by this point.

- Yeah, you're gonna
get it tonight.

- I know. For sure.

- [laughs]

- F... you.

- [laughing]

[upbeat music]

- Crab cakes working, right?

Caviar station. We got the eggs.

- Ooh, yum! Wow.

Crab cakes.

- I'm literally always hungry.

- I'm so worried about the food,
I don't care about the napkin.

- This is like
we're having cheeseburgers.

This is way too much stuff.

- I'm very excited about this.

- You are?
- Uh-huh.

Mm, I love this.

I love caviar...

Like, the little tiny thingies

and then the sour cream

and then the onions

and the little things
and the egg.

Could I tell you any more
how much I love caviar?

- Tell me right now.

- So I have a question.

Did you invite Eden tonight?

- I did.
- Really?

- Yeah, she was at the...

- Oh, right, right.

- And we were talking about it,

so I was just, like,
in the moment.

I said, "If you would like
to come, come."

With Carnie Wilson,
I'm doing a dessert tasting.

She started a new dessert line.

I'm going to do a little thing
for her at my house.

I'd love to have
all of you there.

It's only confusing
'cause you're like,

"She said, she said."

But the truth is... and I know
you're close with Rinna,

and I'm friends with Rinna too,

but these are things
that she said before,

which is why it's hard for me.

Let me ask you your opinion.

You can be honest.

Did you think that Kim
didn't seem sober

at the game night?

- I thought she was...
I thought she has been sober

every time I've seen here.

- That's what I'm saying.

- Two years ago,

Kim's behavior was erratic.

- You don't even know
what you're doing.

You stupid...

- I don't know what I'm doing.

- F... you.

Don't f... ing call me stupid.

- Don't start me with... don't.
- Jesus, Kim.

- We haven't really seen

any of that kind of behavior
recently

except maybe at game night,

but I don't think
that had anything to do

with her sobriety at all.

I never got once
that Lisa Rinna was thinking

that Kim was struggling, ever.

So that's why the whole thing
is just weird to me.

It's illogical.

- Hi, Dorit.

Look at you, all bombshell.

- Oh.
- How are you?

Mwah! Good to see you.

- Hi, darling.
- Hi.

- So your daughter's gonna
give birth any minute.

- Yeah.

- Will this be
your first grandchild?

- Yes.
- What in the hell are you...

Oh, my God, and how great
that you're clear-minded for it.

- A year ago, I couldn't have
been there for this experience.

I can't guarantee
that I could have, you know,

gotten in the car at any hour.

- Uh-huh, no.

- It's crazy.
It's crazy to think of that,

'cause I never looked at it
like that.

- I was sitting there,
getting ready tonight,

and my daughter,
she clocked the shoes,

and she's like... and it was
like Speedy Gonzales.

And I said, "Oh, my God."

I caught, like, the tail end.

- Oh, my God. [laughs]
- So cute.

- She grabs the shoe,
and then she looks over at me

with this look.

She's like, "Yes."

- I love it.

- Well, she was trying to say,

"Mommy, I need a pair of these."

- Exactly.
- It's adorable.

I have to say that is
the cutest thing ever.

- Hi, gorgeous.
- Hey, ditto.

How are you?

- How are you?
- Sweetheart.

- Hello.

- Thank you so much.

- I almost wore red shoes too.

That would have been
three of us.

Hello. How are you?

- I'm wonderful. How are you?

- Good. Nice to see you.

Lisa.

- Lisa Vanderpump.

- Hello. Happy birthday to you.

- Thank you. Happy birthday.

- This is for your grandson.

- I was beginning to wonder
if it existed.

- I know Kim loves children.

She is going to be addicted
to that grandbaby.

This is gonna be
a good addiction,

and she's gonna follow through
on that; trust me.

- How are you, honey?
- We've met before.

- Oh, we have?
- Yes.

- Where did we meet?

- We met, actually,
and we were buying baby stuff.

- Hi, honey.
- How are you?

Nice to see you. Oh, sorry.

- Hi, Clare.

- Nice to meet you.

- How are you?
- Good, thank you.

- Everything good?

- Eden absolutely

makes my skin crawl.

- I can't wait to see pictures
of the baby being born,

and it's gonna be the best day
of your whole life.

- The most exciting time of my...
- Ever.

- The relationships I have,

the space I'm in,

I pretty much removed
all negative people

out of my life.

For Eden to repeat

Lisa's lie
is so icky and horrible.

- You know how we'll, like...

We're gonna encounter
a lot of f... ing idiots.

But I... - Yes, I have.

[laughs]

- Would you ladies like
some tuna tartar?

- No, honey.

- Coming up...

- Hi, Kyle.
- What happened to you guys?

- Oh, Kyle.
- What happened?

[funky music]

- Triple-cheese brie.

- I think the crab cakes
are pretty good.

- I had one.

Take that away. - Oh, my God!

Kyle's, like,
got caviar as well.

- Lisa, that's
the most expensive thing

you've ever put in your mouth.

- Not really, darling.
- Really?

What comes before it?

- Loads of things
would supersede that.

[laughter]

[upbeat music]

- Hello, hello.

- Now I need a drink
more than ever.

- Well, that was not very nice.

[people talking at once]

- Hello.
- Rosé?

- What's that?

- I brought that
for Kim's grandchild.

- Trying to be nice?

- Really?

Of course.

I mean, I think
it's a wonderful moment.

- It is. I just
gave her a present too.

- And so, you know, I loved
this bunny for my kids.

- Okay, well,
I'll give her that from me.

- [laughs]

It's probably better
coming from you, actually,

but I...

- Off you go.

- Oh, well, yeah.

- Good place to start.
Come on, then.

- Where is she? Is she here?

- She's there, waiting for you.

- Is she? Let's do it.

- No, no, get a drink first.

- They're out here.
Come say hello.

- Oh, good.

- Look at you
with that evil laugh.

- Hi!

- Hi, sweetie.
- It's so good to see you.

- Good to see you.

- Are you spying?

- Tell us what's going on.
Quick.

- Hi.
- Hello.

Nice to see you.
- Nice to see you.

- This is for your grandchild.

- Oh, thank you.

Thank you. That's very sweet.

- You're welcome.

- A lot of smiles.
- Really?

- Now she's shaking
someone's hand.

- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you. I'm Lisa.

- Lisa is so fake.

I can't even... you know,

she says these horrible things
about me:

I'm near death.

I'm enabled by my sister.

I'm not sober.

And she hands me a bunny.

[sighs]

[upbeat music]

- Hi, Camille. How are you?

- How are you?

- Nice to see you.

- Hello. How are you?
- Hey, beautiful.

- Hello, hello, hello.

Hi, sweetheart. Mwah!

Hi!

It's so nice to meet you!

- We're having food first.

- Coming for the potatoes?

- Yeah, I am.
- I know you love potatoes.

- Oh, my God, yes,
this is so good.

♪ ♪

Want to go? - Yeah.

To deal with Lisa is one thing.

I can't even look at her.

I can't even look at Eden.

There's something about people
in recovery.

It's that we don't
beat each other down.

We build each other up,
and we support each other.

Lisa, you know Jana.

Have you meet Dorit yet?

Oh, yeah,
she was at your birthday.

- Yes, Jana.
- She came with Lisa Rinna.

We're both friends.
- Yes, that's right.

- When is this baby coming?

- She was cramping this morning.
- Oh, perfect.

- I know. I'm like...

- Perfect.
- Good job, good job.

- She's due any day.

- Yeah, she's dilated,
so we're just waiting.

- I think we should talk
to Eden.

[various conversations]

- Do you?

I got to tell you.

'Cause I feel like I didn't get
to talk to you.

- What's going on?
- Sit down.

Sit down with me.
- I have no idea.

- I talked to Erika about it,

'cause I rode over with Erika.

It's something that I've
just really come to.

You know, I met with Eden
on Friday,

and I'm trying to...
I'm wracking my brain,

going, "How could I have
possibly said these things?"

Did I say she was on...
She was close to death?

I do not remember saying that.

- You said that she's an addict
close to death.

- She was adamant
that I said that.

You know that night
in the Hamptons

when we went around the table
and we said,

"What keeps you up at night?"

And when Kyle said,
"That phone call"...

- I had my limit.

I'm like, "I can't talk
about my sister anymore."

Like, that's what tortures me.

That's what keeps me up
at night.

And everyone knows that;
there's no hiding from that.

- You worry about your sister.

- Oh, God.
- Yeah.

- Every time my phone rang
in the night,

I thought they were gonna say,
"Your sister's gone."

- You're right.

- You know, I had a long talk
with Harry about it today,

and we've had, between us,
three people die.

- It definitely makes you
more sensitive.

- You know, we've had
that phone call.

We've all had it.

- You're on high alert.

- [sighs]

Eileen, I said it.

You could... I know.

- Oy.

You did say it.

- I said... I said it.

I said all of it.

- That changes a lot.

I'm surprised.

And I'm... I'm disappointed

that Lisa Rinna has put herself
in this position again.

- I really meant well.

I really did.

I really mean well.

- I know you do,

and the fact that I know that
always...

- And I thank you for that,
because it's so frustrating.

- I'm sorry.
- I know. It sucks.

- I love you so much.

- Oh, Eileen,
you're such a good friend.

- I think
what Lisa Rinna is doing

takes major balls.

Her good parts are much bigger
and much better than her bad.

And she always owns it,

and there still is something
to be said for that.

[upbeat music]

- Hello, everybody.

- Hello.
- Hi!

- Has everyone eaten?

I tried to have
a lot of food pass so that...

- We have,
and thank you so much.

- Thank you guys all
for being here.

I just really want
to support Carnie

and get the word out.

So, Carnie,
are you gonna say something?

- Okay, really quickly,
this company is...

It means so much more
than just desserts.

I just found, like,
baking made me happy.

And then, of course,
they're little

and they're made with love,

and I want to, you know,
let people know, like,

you don't have to be
so neurotic,

be like, "No! I can't have it."

Just have a little bite.

♪ ♪

Oh, is that key lime?
What is that?

These are orange creamsicle.

- I need to know,
how many flavors are we tasting?

- Where did Lisa Rinna go?
- How many flavors are there?

- She's with Eileen; they're
talking in your living room.

- This is the strawberry almond.

- I'll be right back.

- Oh, my God, that is so yummy.

- Hi, Kyle.

- What happened to you guys?

- Oh, Kyle.

- What happened?
Something wrong?

- We're trying
to figure out, um...

- Did something...

- Well...
- No, everything's okay.

- I mean, it is, but it isn't.

I mean, I don't know how
to approach this situation.

When I met with Eden,

knowing that she had lost
a sister,

I said some things that...

I... I said... - Girls?

Girls?
Okay, sorry to interrupt you.

- Yes.

- But why are you
not out there right now?

We're literally sampling.

Why is she not out there?

- Okay, I'll come.

- I'm holding this
in my f... ing hand.

Look at this.

- Ah, it's my time of reckoning.

- Coming up...

- A sober person
doesn't act like that.

[dramatic music]

- Why are you not out there
right now?

We're literally sampling.

Why is she not out there?

- Okay, I'll come.

- I'm holding this
in my f... ing hand.

Look at this.

There's four you have to try.
Come on.

- I feel like

dead man walking.

- Sit down, darling.
- Thank you, baby.

- Aren't they beautiful?
- Gorgeous.

- They taste better
than they look, even.

- So who needs men
when you have your dessert?

- Exactly. [laughter]

- Is that cheesecake
buying me jewelry?

[laughs]

- No cheesecake is gonna
buy me diamonds, sorry.

- That's chocolate hazelnut.

- Yeah, all of it's very good.

- Um...

Kim, I have to say something.

I want to say something,
if I can say something to you.

- Yeah, I would appreciate it.

- You've probably heard
some things,

and, um...

I want to say
that after game night,

in the heat of the moment,

I met with Eden,

and I said some things
that I didn't remember exactly.

Um...

and now that I've had time
to think about it

and to talk to Harry about it,

I said them.

- Lisa Rinna flat-out lied
to me in Mexico.

Did you or did you not say

that my sister is close to death

and that she is not 100% sober

and that I'm an enabler?

- I do not ever remember
saying that.

- That is not something
that you say

and you just forget
that you said it.

Lisa, you're always
saying things,

and then it's like,
"Oh, I said it,

and I'm sorry."

You told Eden
that I am near death,

that I am not in a good place.

That is so uncalled for.

- Well, I see that you're
in a good place now.

I really do.

This was in
the heat of the moment,

right after game night.

It was coming from a place where
I felt very safe with Eden.

We are two people
who've lost sisters.

We lost our sisters
to overdoses.

- Yeah, but you feel safe
saying something about her.

Of course you feel safe.

I'd feel safe
maligning somebody else.

- I wasn't maligning.

- "Oh, yes.

"I... I do remember saying
Kim's near death.

"Oh, yeah, I remember that now.

It just kind of, you know,
slipped my mind."

- You were provoking me,

and I didn't understand that.

- But what did she do?

I mean, what did she do
that night?

- Do you remember it?

[laughs]

- That's not nice either.

- I certainly don't remember her
doing anything

to garner that kind of,
you know, judgment.

It's just like
a sh... little dig, you know?

Okay, Rinna.

Well, when the spotlight
is on you,

let's just do everything we can
to deflect.

- You don't think
of the consequences

for other people.

My children are affected.

My sisters are affected.

My friends are affected.

My grandchild will be affected.

This is my sponsor, Lisa.

So you know, this is Clare.

- Hi, Clare.

- I wanted Clare to be with me
'cause I wanted her support.

- Good.
- This is so treacherous.

- Well, Kim, you have to know

that I have only wanted
to move on with you.

- But you were contesting
her sobriety.

- This was after...

You know, after game night...

- But so you make
that judgment call?

- Yeah, it wasn't necessarily
a fair judgment call.

- But it was a judgment,
though, Lisa.

- Yes, it was, Lisa.

Vanderpump's getting a kick
out of it.

It's like Rinna digging herself
a hole

and jumping on in it,

and she's like, "Oh, yes.
I love it."

Normally,

in the moment of that,

a sober person
doesn't act like that.

- That's not true.
- Oh, my gosh.

- What was she acting like?

- Are you sober, Lisa?

- No.

- Do you know how a sober person
feels and acts?

- Anyone who saw my sister
at game night

could see
that my sister was sober.

You lied, and now you're trying
to cover your ass.

- And you, being in recovery,
go around and repeat it.

- No.

- Sober woman to sober woman,
repeated...

- Repeated our conversation
to everybody?

- To Lisa.
- She did.

- To Lisa.
- But it was out there, Kim.

- It doesn't matter.

- That's not true, Lisa.

Pick a lane. Pick a lane.
Pick a lane.

[tense music]

- If Rinna had already said it
to Eden,

you know it's gonna get back,

so why is Eden in so much
trouble for repeating it?

I think the crux of the matter
is the fact

that Rinna said it
in the first place.

- You and I have never had
the chance to heal.

- No, we haven't.

- We have never had
the chance to heal.

- But how can we?
- I do think we can.

I mean, your sponsor's here.

I think there is
a chance to heal,

is there not, Clare?

- I think there's always hope.

There is a point at which

maybe you need to let go
of your resentment

or everybody just needs
to move on.

- I mean, I want
to be able to forgive

and come from a place
of true love for you.

I do.

- That's pretty far.
I mean, let's not push it.

- But isn't it all about love,
in the end?

- No, it's actually not.

Not everybody
has to love each other.

Just don't make up stories
and spread bad rumors.

- Oh.
- Okay.

- She was simply saying,
by your behavior

the night before,
"Do you think she's sober?"

And the words that came out
of my mouth is...

- Let me ask you a question.

How would you feel if I said,

behind your back,

that "I don't know
if I know Eden is sober"?

- You don't need to know
if I'm sober or not.

I know I'm sober.

- Well, if you claim
you're sober

and then my sister says
she's sober

and you're all judging her,
then we can equally judge you.

- I'm not judging her.

You can judge me all you want,

'cause you have to stay in that;
I don't.

- I wasn't doing this.

You're the one
who came in with judgment.

- Wait, hold on.
I didn't come in judging you.

I came in very open-hearted
and was hugging you...

[women arguing]

- Jumped into business that you
had nothing to know about,

telling me that I was
attacking Lisa...

- I saw two women go at it,
and I thought it was insane!

- You came after me
all last year.

- You know what?
The truth is the truth.

- Excuse me.
I'm talking right now.

You never really, sincerely
said you were sorry, Lisa.

- You never sincerely said
you were sorry to me, Kim.

- You don't know our history!

- I'm talking to your sister!

Can I just talk to her?

If someone comes at me

telling me she's close to death,

Kyle's an enabler, like, wh...

As a recovering alcoholic,

that would not be right
if I turned my back.

- And, by the way, you're not
Kim and Kyle Richards, okay?

Don't get confused here,

that, you know, I get
the Catya and Eden story...

- Oh, have some compassion

for someone who lost her sister.

- She's gone. Kim.

- Kim knew her.

She can't say she's not
compassionate about that.

- Her sister died.
- Rinna, stop with that.

- Guys.
- Stop with that.

No, no, you need
to stop with that.

You're trying to make it seem

like she's not being
compassionate.

Hold on. No.

Just to be clear,
it has nothing to do

with not being compassionate.

She was comparing
the two situations.

- But can you see how she...

- No, I can't.
- You can't see how she...

- No, I can't.
- You can't see?

- You're bringing

your relationship with her
into ours.

I can't imagine what you
must have gone through,

losing your sister.

That is horrific,
and I met your sister,

and she was a beautiful girl.

It must have been
a nightmare for you.

What I'm saying is,
you can't compared

your situation with ours.

- You're absolutely right.

- That's all we're both saying.

- You're absolutely right.

- So don't say it's a lack
of compassion, Lisa.

- In that moment,
it seemed a little rough,

I'm gonna just say.

It's not what Kim is saying.

It's how she's saying it.

It sounds to me

not compassionate.

- All I can say is,
when I make a mistake,

I make an amends for it
and I own it.

And I also have
to have compassion

that everybody has their own
pace of doing things.

I have so many reasons
to be resentful

and not forgive people,

but if I held on to that,
I'm drunk.

- I'm not gonna hold on to it,
but she put it out there.

- No, I know.
- It affects my family.

- It's like a domino effect.
I get it. I get it.

- I understand that.

How do you think it felt
when you said

what you said about my husband?

- I never said anything
about your husband

except "Do you want
to talk about him?"

[tense music]

- Coming up...

- I feel like it's almost...
It was like a death for me.

- Every ounce of my being
wants to move on.

How do you think it felt

when you said what you said
about my husband?

- I never said anything
about your husband

except "Do you want
to talk about him?"

- You never said anything,

but it was implying something.

It was making people wonder,
which is what upset her.

- I have no answers
why Kim can't just admit

that she was trying
to insinuate something

about Lisa's husband.

And every time we talk about it,

it's obvious what she was doing
to everybody.

Kim's too smart
not to know what she was doing.

- It even hurt Harry,

even though
he would never say it did.

But do you know how many people
have come up to him

and said, "What did you do?"

Imagine that in your life.

So it did hurt our family,
so I understand...

- And I've said
I'm sorry for that.

I have said that to you
so many times, Lisa.

I don't have anything...
I don't know anything.

- I... I get it now.

I accept your apology.

I accept it. Thank you.

- Great. So that's good.

Lisa Rinna's kind of like
a cat with nine lives.

I mean, she just keeps
coming back, man.

I don't know how many lives
she has left.

I'm gonna be an alcoholic
by the time this sh... 's over.

- Just to be an outsider,
this is fascinating,

and it breaks my heart.

I just think that there's areas
of the sensitivity

that it's like you can't
break past that,

but that's where compassion
comes in.

I mean, they've lost sisters.

You have to be compassionate
for that.

If they judge
a little too quickly,

it's 'cause there's... it's all
fear and sadness in there,

and that's their
character defect

that they have to kind of go...
We want to go, "Whoa.

Check. I'm doing that again."

Which you did, right?

And then you guys
have to understand

that we drank for reasons.

We are a little bit
f... king loony, okay?

We're wired this way.

That's why we needed alcohol
to calm it down.

So we're never gonna be
totally normal.

There's no perfect.

There's just no perfect,
you know?

- I just can't have my world
out there again

being, you know, as hard
as I worked this last year.

And so I won't stand back.

I am going to stand up
for myself,

'cause sometimes when I have
been put in that situation,

I have felt like
I was gonna die.

And I get very defensive.

I feel like it's almost...
It was like a death for me,

going through some of
the things I went through

during certain times
for me day after day.

- I'm sorry that I hurt you.

That, I am truly sorry for, Kim.

I was really trying
not to talk about you,

and I was really trying
to come from that place.

I mean, I did have
that moment after game night.

I don't want to go there.

- I know that.

I do know that. I do know that.

And that's why I came to you,
and you listened,

but it wasn't because
I wanted to hurt you at all.

- I think we all... don't we all
want to move on?

Don't we all want to heal
this situation?

- What can we do, Kim?

- Besides just stop talking
about it.

- No, it's fine. I'm so over it.

- We just have to stop.

- I just feel like it's always...

You know, there comes a time

that it just has to end.

- Can it end? Can we end it?

Truly, from this moment on,

every ounce of my being
wants to move on.

Truly, from this moment on.

- You know, mean it.

Say it and mean it.

You know what I'm saying?

- I do.

- If somebody really says
to you,

"I want to prove it
by my actions,"

that's sorry.

Saying, "I own it,
and I want to move on,

and that was then
and this is now,"

that doesn't nullify everything.

You break a plate.
You put it back together.

Is it the same? No, it's not.

- She's baring it.

She's really telling you.

She's really baring it.
She's telling you.

- I hear that.

And you may take a while
to get to complete forgiveness,

but she's owning it,

and yeah.

- I mean, look at what
cheesecakes can do.

[laughter]

[applause]

- Cheers to the cheesecakes.

- Yes!

- The healing cheesecakes.

- Next time on...

[lively music]

- Whoo!

♪ ♪

- I love your hair.

- That's the first compliment

I've ever gotten from you ever.

- That's not true.

I mean, is she keeping score?

- If you give me
your feathers now,

I know that you're coming
to Hong Kong.

Yes.

I think I can manipulate
the sh... out of her.

I wonder if she'd carry my bags.

- I get accused of being cold
'cause I don't cry.

- Nah.

- My mother was hard on me.

She never really cut me
any breaks.

I wasn't allowed to be a baby.

- But it made you
a tough old bird.

- Is that what it did?

- Yeah.

Oh, sweetheart.

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