The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (2010–…): Season 6, Episode 6 - Hampton's, 90210 - full transcript

- Previously on "The Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills"...

- I opened a store
in the Hamptons.

- Fabulous.

- And Lisa has to be
in the Hamptons also.

So, I was thinking it would be
fun if we all went together.

- [gasps]

- Her husband is amazing.

- He's quite a bit older
than I am.

- What's quite a bit?

- My husband's 76.

- Ah, bingo.



Wow.

You've been a fáááing
brilliant sister to her,

and you've taken more
than a lot of people would.

So you don't need
to feel bad at all.

- Kim had been drinking
and was arrested.

I was just in complete
utter disbelief, to be honest.

- You know, in my MRI they found

that I have the silicone
on my lymph nodes.

So, they remove the lymph nodes.
- Ugh.

- I'm going to Ohio
to have my breast implant

plus all the leakage removed.

- Gigi, Bella, and Anwar.
- What?

- It's just my... my will.

- I don't know why we're talking
about the surgery



like something's gonna happen.

51% of you feels
like if something's happen,

you shouldn't do it.

[upbeat music]

- My lips were made for talking,

and that's just what they'll do.

- In Beverly Hills,
you can be anything,

but it's most important
to be yourself.

- I'm an enigma
wrapped in a riddle and cash.

- I may be an actress,

but that doesn't mean
I'll stick to your script.

- Fake friends
believe in rumors.

Real friends believe in you.

- I'm passionate about dogs,
just not crazy about bitches.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- You know what I like?

Packing when your dad's
not here.

Oh, my gosh.
This is a mess in here.

Portia, let me
ask you a question.

- Yeah?

- If I have to go
to a white party.

This is pale pink.

Do you think
anybody would notice?

What do you think?

- I think you would be fine.

- Maybe this is better.

The Hamptons is like
the chic weekend getaway

for all
the New York City people,

and I've just opened
a pop-up store in South Hampton.

So, we're gonna do
a little test,

and if it does well,
then we're gonna open up

in New York City.

Oh, my God, this thing is
about to collapse again.

Maybe you could help me.
I don't know what... hold on.

Oh, God.

Oh!

Oh, my God. This is not...

- Not good.
- Oh, my God.

- Have fun.
- Thanks.

Thanks for your help.
Appreciate that.

Oh!

I do not think this would be
happening to Lisa Vanderpump.

I mean, her closet, it could eat
my closet for breakfast.

Okay, I gotta get out of here.

I can't deal with this
right now.

Ugh!

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♪ ♪

- Hi.
- Nice to see you.

- How are you?
- Excellent.

You look great, as usual.

Follow me. We're good.

- Off we go.

It's all pretty around here.
- Yeah, it's nice up here.

- Really nice.

I travel once a month for QVC.

Okay.

Hi. - Hi, how are you?

- Great, how are you?
- Good.

We have your suite
all ready for you.

- I like it because it's quick,
it's live,

it's instant gratification...
Which I love...

And you're in and out.

[playful music]

♪ ♪

Since I travel so much now,

I have put into my process
taking alcohol wipes

and then I wipe
down the hotel room.

A little OCD moment.

♪ ♪

My mom was very, very clean

and everything had to be
in its place.

So, I have that same thing.

Harry and the kids, not so much.

♪ ♪

I mean, I know I'm crazy.

Come on. I know it.

I accept it. I own it.

I just think there are
so many cooties in the world.

It's beyond.

It's just beyond.

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♪ ♪

- I want to make a note.
- Okay.

- This flower bed
here is a pain in the ass.

- Okay.

- Things look okay.
They don't look great.

I need to speak to Zona.

Write her name down: Zona.
- Okay, sweet.

- Find out why there's no water
in the hot tub.

We spoke about it last week,

but we still don't a date
for this tree

that's got to come down,
and it's rotting from the inside

and it looks really bad.

I live on five acres.

The house is 17,000 square feet.

It can be a lot.

My interior designer,
Joan Behnke,

she's pretty awesome,

and she and I have came up
with a plan for the house.

A philosophy for the house,
if you will.

Really, to restore it.

It was grand,
and then it had lost its step.

[bell tolling]

I wanted to return it,
and I think we did a good job.

Mikey. - Yes, darling?

- Let's get this costumes.
- Let's do it.

- Let's get this popping.

- So, while you guys
were doing the housework,

I went ahead
in your other closet

and pulled out all this stuff.
- Fááá me, okay.

- Options for Chicago.

- Erika Jayne's packing
for Chicago Pride,

but Erika Girardi's going
to the Hamptons.

So, my Erika Girardi looks,
for the Hamptons,

I've toned it down a little bit.

I don't want to offend anyone.

Like, "Who is this broad?"

- We've done her too many times.

- Yeah, no.
- Over it.

- No.
Don't even pull out the pink,

'cause that's...
I look terrible in that.

- You don't want
the pink Power Ranger?

- No.
- I'm not...

- Are you sure?
- Yes.

- You blew it out in Korea.

- I know, well,
that was for Korea.

- All right,
we're back in the States.

Old faithful.

- I was gonna say,
old trusty girl.

- Yeah, so, I, uh...
I would pack this one.

That is gonna be full
in two seconds.

- Yeah.
- We need more trunks.

- Definitely more.
- We need more trunks.

- At least two more trunks.
- Yeah.

- You know where they are?
They're in the studio.

I prefer to use trunks
because they're much easier.

You can get a lot more in them.

It's pointless
to take a suitcase.

I'm gonna go Chicago, Hamptons.

Have a good time. - Okay.

- Get in the plane,
go to Cleveland,

pick up Yolanda,
bring Yolanda home.

- So, Yolanda is...?

- She's having her implants
taken out

because they have leaked.

I know, it's bad. - Oh, my God.

You're not getting rid of yours,
are you?

- No, never.
- Okay, good.

- And I told her, she's
like, "Hey, you know you..."

- You have the best boobs ever.

- Thank you. I appreciate that.

I worked hard for these. - Yes.

- My mom and my grandmother
and everyone in my family,

they had great boobs.
I had none.

I had one
that was bigger than the other.

It was not cute.

They were not a good shape.

So, I always wanted,
like, gorgeous boobs.

So, I went and I got some.

Someone said that, like,

"Is Yolanda faking her illness?"
- Mm.

- A friend of mine said
that Taylor said to Lisa,

"Oh, she doesn't believe
Yolanda's sick"...

- Really?
- Or something like that.

- Why would you lay in bed
and be ill

and travel all around the world
trying to get well?

- Right.

- I think friends should support
each other and not be gossipy.

We need to have a little
bit more compassion and mercy.

This is not something
that's made up.

This Alaia gladiator skirt.
What about this?

It's, like, chiffon.
What do you think?

- That seems like it
would be great in the Hamptons.

You get some breeze for the vag.
You know.

- My vag does not need a breeze.

- I'm not saying
that you need it.

I'm saying it might be hot,
and you might want a breeze.

I would think if I had one,
I would want it to be cool.

- Trust me,
you don't want a vag.

- Oh, I don't.
- No, you don't.

- But if I did, I would
wear my vag on my sleeve.

- [laughs]

"Wear my vag on my sleeve."

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- You little naughty puppy.

- Oh, my God. Look at this.

This is gorgeous.

This is heaven on earth.

- You're in luck, 'cause
it's gonna rain on Saturday.

You can wear it on Saturday.

I just looked at the weather.

Rain in the Hamptons
Friday and Saturday.

- Why every time
I'm having a party it's raining?

- I know.

- "Bella Magazine" have put me
on the cover of this month,

and it's kind of exciting.

They've invited me
to the Hamptons for a party.

What about this?

Kyle gave me this.

Did you see? - Did I see what?

- Did you see
that Kim was arrested?

- Oh, my God.
- Did you see that?

- Yeah, I can't believe it.

She was arrested in Target for
possible shoplifting of toys.

- Oh, my God.
Now, Kim's arrested?

It's like, "What the fááá?

What's going on with her?"

Yeah, but what's the toys
for God's sake?

- Don't know.
She hasn't got any kids.

- Who would she buy toys for?
- Only...

- Or not buy them,
as the case may be.

- The only kid
in the family is Portia.

- But not a thief, I mean,

clearly she's been
caught red-handed,

but she has to be
taking something.

You cannot tell me
Kim Richards in her sane mind

would put $600 worth of toys
in a shopping cart

and walk it out
like a shoplifter.

No, clearly, there was
something else going on,

and I think that's the way
it should have been handled.

"Excuse me, Madame.

Have you a fáááing clue
what you're doing?"

She's got to get it together.

I mean, she has to.

- I think she needs help.

- Well, she's just been in rehab
for three months.

- Maybe six months.
I don't know.

- I feel bad for Kyle because
whatever goes down

between the sisters, she always

takes it onboard, you know?
- I know.

- She kind of
feels responsible for it,

and she's not responsible.

- You gonna call her now?
- I think I should.

[line trilling]

- Hello?

- Hi, it's me.

- Hi.

- How are you? You sound upset.

- I'm okay.

I can't really
talk about it right now.

I really can't.

- Oh, darling.

- I heard about what happened
with my sister on TMZ.

[sentimental music]

- Have you spoken to her?

- No. I'm just trying to figure
everything out right now.

I knew the second that I heard
this that she's not okay.

It's not always easy to help
somebody who doesn't want it.

I know a lot of stuff that we've
dealt with and gone through.

And...

This is...
Nothing like this ever.

- I mean, do you think...
- I'm so sick of it.

- Do you think
she was kind of on medication

to end up doing this?

You don't know?

- Portia just walked up
and I don't want to talk

in front of her,
so I'll talk to you later.

- Okay. All right, bye.

I feel depressed
just thinking about it.

I think, for Kyle,
she's got to start

looking after herself
a little bit more.

It's like when
you're in an airplane

and the oxygen masks drop.

You have to put one on yourself

before you can help
the person next to you.

- Coming up...

- How much was this?

- Don't.
- You got to be kidding.

- Shut up.
Mind your own business.

- How much are the shoes, then?

- That'll really make you cry.
- Oh, God.

- This is the problem.
I don't want to bring

too much stuff,
so I had these little bags.

But I have so many shoes

that I think the shoes
are gonna fill up the bags.

- You got to have a limit,
honey.

- No, it's plenty.

- It's just not worth it, is it?

- What do you mean?

- I mean, how many nights
are you gonna be there?

- I have to have shoes.

Can you undo that?

Anyway, I don't know.

- How much was this?

- Don't.
- You got to be kidding.

- That was, like, a stupid move.

- You really got to be kidding.
- What?

- $496?

- Whatever.
- No, that's... that's stupid.

- I make my own money.

- Wait a second.
- I am at work, honey...

Now you're ripping it.
- Let me pull it off.

- Now you're ripping it.
- For Pete's sakes.

- Shut up.
Mind your own business.

Go play some basketball.

Leave me alone.

I don't ask you what you're
betting on because we...

- There's 5,000 things
that look like that.

Look at this.

- The $500 dress
will not be brought up again,

or I will be bringing up
some football bets...

Get out.
- That's not even funny.

It's nuts. It's just wrong.

- You're so creepy.
Honestly, I never say,

"So, that $1,000
you put on that game."

Basketball bets,

tennis bets, bets.

No comparison to the $500 dress.

I don't ever question you.

- It's all right.
That's fine. That's...

- Once in a while.
But not usually.

- You have to give me that one
for $496.

- I don't know
why I do that either.

- Whatever. I'm happy.

- Shut up. It's pretty.

Okay.

Now you just ruined everything.

Vincent and I split
everything 50/50.

I mean, except for, like,
my clothes.

I buy my clothes.

So, I don't know why
Vincent is so annoyed.

It's like a husband thing.

He didn't pay for it.

I'm just gonna
ignore it and walk away

and keep buying clothes.

- I like it.

Enjoy it.

How much are the shoes, though?
[laughs]

- Really... that'll really
make you cry.

- Oh, God.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[faucet running]

- Good morning, Blankie.

- Hi, good morning, Mrs. Foster.

- I didn't sleep
the whole night.

- You nervous?
- I'm so nervous.

I don't know why.

- Everything is gonna be fine.

Don't worry.

- I know. Oh, see?

I put the milk in the...

- No, not that way.

- 10 years ago,
I fell and ruptured my implant.

So, I had them replaced,
and now, 10 years later,

they found
free-floating silicone.

So, I'm gonna have everything
removed... the implants

and all the free-floating
silicone in my chest area.

I just worry.

- Don't start.

You're gonna make me cry.

- I'm strong and calm
most of the time,

but there's moments, you know,

that I just sometimes
don't see the end of it.

I'll be, like, nice and...

[smacks lips] Flat.

Raisins with pancakes.

[both laughing]

These boobies never defined
who I am as a woman.

I'm not afraid to lose that.

I just want to get on with life.
I just want to get well,

and I will do
whatever it takes to get there.

- Hi, Yo.
- Hi, Mom.

- It's time to go.

- I'm having a lot of
mixed emotions.

What would happen
if I don't make it out okay?

Is my husband okay?
My mommy going back to Holland.

- I thank you.
- You're so welcome.

- You're the most beautiful.
- You're so welcome.

- Who's gonna take care of her?

Like, you have all this stuff
coming at you,

doubting that I've done enough.

Okay, Mommy. Okay, let's go.

- I love you.

- I feel so blessed
and so fortunate.

I'm just grateful that I have
the opportunity and the means

to travel all the way to Ohio
to have this surgery.

- You don't mind if I ride the
whole way like this, will you?

- [laughs]

- Is that funny or sad?

- No, it's funny.
- It's funny?

Okay, if you don't mind.

Thank you.

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♪ ♪

- Mr. Girardi.

[both chuckle]

Hey, baby.

- Hi, babe.
- Nice to see you.

- Likewise.
- Thank you.

[sighs]

How you doing?

- I'm good.

- Thanks for taking time out
to see me.

I know you're busy.

Tom lives and breathes the law.

It is his ultimate passion
in life.

But if I beg hard enough
or wear a cute enough outfit,

I may be able to
pull him away for lunch.

- So, you're getting ready
to blast off, huh?

- Yeah, I leave Friday...
- Right.

- Morning to go to do Chicago.
- Right.

- And then from Chicago,
I'm gonna go to the Hamptons.

You know, I got invited.
- Good afternoon.

How are we doing?
- Hey, how are you?

- Doing very well. Yourself?
- I'm good, thanks.

- May I offer you
a glass of wine?

- No, may I have an iced tea?
- Iced tea? Certainly.

- And can I have
some simple syrup from the bar?

- Yes, ma'am.
- Thanks.

- I was gonna go to Chicago
with you,

but then
when you went the Hamptons,

I have to be
at the Inner Circle meeting.

- That's in Del Mar, right?
- In Del Mar.

- Maybe I can jump
on the small plane

and meet you down in Del Mar.

We have two airplanes
in the family.

So, you know,
the little one is more regional

and the larger one
is cross country and Europe.

- For Wednesday night or Tuesday
night or something like that.

- Right. I know I'm gonna tired,

but I still would like
to do it anyway.

It's great to bypass, you know,

security and all that sháá,
but, you know,

at the end of the day,
you have you pay for the plane.

The plane isn't free.

No. No.

- I'm sorry, sir. We're gonna
have to tow your car.

- No way. [laughs]

- No, you're not gonna
tow the car.

- Hi, Chief.

- Look how gorgeous you look.
- How are you?

Oh, my God. So fancy for lunch.

- [laughs]

- Tom, how are you?
- I'm cool.

- What are you doing?

- I'm just having lunch
with the lady, you know.

Yeah, but I saw you guys
in here thought I'd said hi.

- Nice.

I've known Chief Beck
for about five years now.

In Tom's line of work,
it's not uncommon to know

politicians, chief of police.

The law, it's a...
It's a very small circle.

- I love you.
- Come here.

Thank you. All right.

- Bye-bye, sweetie.
- See you.

Take care. - Enjoy your lunch.

- We will.
- Thank you.

I love Chief Beck.

- You know, that's a hard job.

- It's a really hard job.

My son is a police officer,

and it does my son no good
that his mother

or his stepfather
know the chief.

No one out there cares.

This is the streets
we're talking about.

It's very serious.

They don't give a fááá
who you know.

- I almost should get back.

- I know, I know.
- Is that okay?

- Yeah.

I'll see you at home?

- See you soon.
- All right, baby.

- I love you.
- I love you.

- I love you back.
- I love you.

Here, don't forget
the "Daily Journal."

- Thanks, hon.
- Yeah.

- Miss.
- Are you kidding?

- This is the small piece.

- Oh, my God.

Well, no one's here
to see me eat, so it's okay.

- Enjoy.
- Thank you, I will.

I'm not like your typical
Beverly Hills woman

that only wants to eat salads
and gluten-free and, you know,

"I'm a vegan."

I eat everything.

Yum.

You know what the truth is?

I'm a failure if I diet. I fail.

I can't help it.

I want to eat like
those Beverly Hills bitches,

but I just can't.

[line trilling]

- Hello?
- Lisa, it's Erika Girardi.

- Oh, hi. How are you?

Erika... I told you about.
- I'm good.

Hey, I just wanted to call you.

I know that, um,
Kyle invited me to the Hamptons,

which I'm gonna come,
but I know that you have

a big event
for your magazine cover,

your white party,
and I'm not gonna be there.

- No, what?
No, silly, why don't you come?

Come to the party?

- I'm gonna perform in Chicago
Saturday night.

Gonna give the gays everything
they want at Gay Pride,

and then I'm gonna jump
on a plane,

meet you gorgeous girls there.

- Jump on a plane?

Any plane or your plane?

- I'm gonna jump on my plane,

get there, and we will have
a good time, okay?

- All right, then.
Well, I can't wait for it.

- All right, diva.
Well, listen, I will see you.

- Did you call me diva, darling?
- I did.

I hope you take it
as a compliment,

because I mean it.

- Oh, you got the memo, then?

[both women chuckle]

I hardly know this woman, Erika,

and she's calling me diva
on the phone?

Well, I suppose I asked
how her sex life

with a 76-year-old husband was.

What is he like in the sack?

- He's really vital,
like with no Viagra.

- No? Yeah, I know.

- We don't need it.

- So, all's fair.

- I'll see you in the Hamptons,
gorgeous, bye-bye.

- All right, darling. Bye-bye.

- Bye-bye.

- Did you hear her call me diva?

Well, you got that right,
sweetie.

- Coming up...

- Tell me everything.
- I adore you so much.

♪ ♪

- There's no good reason
to get up this early

in the morning,

unless you're doing this.

- This is a procedure
that just makes so much sense.

I'm gonna be a toothless,
boobless...

- Wonder.

- Brainless wonder.

- Toothless, boobless,
brainless wonder.

- [chuckles]

- That's just exactly
what I married.

- It just seems to be
all of a sudden

more clear to me than anything.

- I can't wait
till you come out of anesthesia.

"Where are you?
I've been looking for you."

- I'm in a fighting spirit.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Thank you.

Ever since I was younger,
I loved fashion.

That was the way
I expressed myself.

I had a clothing store
called Belle Gray.

QVC came to see it,
got the vibe of it.

I showed them
what I saw the line to be,

and then we made it.

- Good morning. How are you?

- Good, how are you doing?

- I'm good.

- Now, Miss Lisa, you're
gonna be going at 11:14.

- Okay.
- It's gonna be with the

suede jacket for eight minutes.
- Okay.

I can go and sell

what you would make
in the boutique in a year

in one hour.

- How are you?
- Look how pretty you are.

- Aww.
- It's good to see you.

- Oh, it's good to see you.
You look so cute.

- Thank you.
- I love that.

I love all of that.

Look at Joan Rivers.

Come on, she was 81.

I went to have a facial,
and she goes,

"Do you mind if I get
the hairs on your chin?"

- That's my job.

Both: Oh, my God.

[knock at door]

- Dennis.
- Hello, my love.

- Hi.
- I'm here.

I didn't see you slip in.
- How are you?

- Give me a kiss. I love you.

- I share a dressing room
with Dennis Basso,

who is a bigger-than-life
character.

He's a really
fantastic designer.

- So, I did Paris's gown
and all the bridesmaids.

- You did?

- So, they were all
in pale blue.

- Wait a second.
You did the wedding?

Wait, hold on.
- I was at the wedding.

- Dennis, wait a second.

- Kensington Palace, okay?
- Dennis.

- Can you get any better?

She was gorgeous.
- What was it like?

- It was like a fairy tale.

It was unbelievable. - Dennis.

They were gorgeous. - Yeah.

Oh, you know, I know those kids
since they were, like, five.

- We're all living
in this little bubble

and we're all there selling

and it's this weird little world
that we live in.

- I love you.
- Thank you, I love you.

- Have a great day.
- Thanks, Dennis.

These are, like, my playmates.

It's like this mish mosh
of people

all together in this warehouse
out in the middle of nowhere.

- [gasps]
- Lisa Rinna.

- Are you kidding me?
- The Lisa Rinna.

- Are you kidding me?

- Hi.
- Will you come

and sit and talk to me?
- Of course I will.

- Sit down.
- I'll sit and talk

to you any time. - Come sit.

Come sit in my office. - What?

- Tell me.
I want to know everything.

What is going on?

- What's going on with you?

Tell me everything.

- I adore you so much.

- I adore you, too.
- I was so hoping you'd be here.

- How did you do this morning?

- I haven't done yet.
- What are you selling?

- I'm selling a really cute
jacket, a little shearling,

and a really cute sweater.
- Ooh, me too.

- How is it today? Is it good?
- Great.

- So she's buying?

- Yes, yes.
- Good.

- She's freaking out.

[both laugh]

- It's all about the customer,

and you are talking too...
I call her Shirley,

just 'cause
I like to put a name on her.

Isaac calls her "she."

She lives for this.

I love you. - Bye.

- Good-bye.

- Good luck.
- Oh, thank you.

- Good luck.
- Thank you.

- Or whatever they say.
Break a leg.

- Well, out here,
what do you say?

I don't know. - Break a...

- Break a shearling coat.
- Right.

- Okay. Muah.

Bye. - Muah, love you.

- Love you.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Welcome, everyone.

Before we go into surgery,

if you want to have a seat
in the waiting room.

- What about your...
What about your jewelry?

- We will have to remove that.

- Well, I can't remove
my wedding ring.

- Okay.
- The whole Lyme disease

and colon infection
and parasites,

it's still on the side
sometimes of a mystery.

I've never taken it off
since David put it on.

- [smooches]
- Okay.

- But having my implants
removed is black and white.

Hi, baby. - Hi, baby.

- How are you?

- Mm.

- I love you.
Will you sit with me?

- Yeah.
- I'm feeling like this soldier

that is going to battle,

you know, ready to take on
this evil thing,

this devil stuck in my chest.

Hi, Dr. Feng.
- Hello, my old friends.

- How are you?
- My God.

- Good morning.
- I am good.

- You look so cute.
- Aww, thank you. Are you ready?

- Are you ready?
- Yeah.

- How are you?
- Good.

- You're gonna wash your hands
one more time, right?

- Yes. Yes.

- Are they gonna put me
the needle here?

- No, back in there.
- Back in.

And David can't go in there?
- No.

- Right.

- Oh. Okay.
- Yes.

- When it comes to
explant surgery,

I think Dr. Feng is
the best doctor in the world.

She's done more studies,

she's testified in trials,

the whole spectrum of anything
to do with explant surgery,

she's gone it.

What time is it
in Australia right now?

Where Gigi is?
- Uh, probably about midnight.

- Do you think
she's still awake?

- I could try.
- I was supposed to call her,

but I forgot.

- You can try.

[phone trilling]

- Hello?

- I love you.

- I love you, Mommy.

- Are you sleeping?

Oh, I'm sorry, baby.

I woke you up.

- It's okay.
- Okay.

I just wanted to say I love you.
I'm going into surgery now,

and then I'll call you
when I finish.

- Okay, I love you.
- I'll text you, okay?

It's just about six hours,
she'll be done.

- Okay.

- Bye.

- [smooching]

- I love you, baby.

Love you. - Love you, bye.

- Bye.

Shouldn't have woke her up.

- It's okay.

It was a worthwhile wake-up.

- Hopefully this is the answer.

It's not gonna cure
my Lyme disease,

but it's gonna change
my immune system.

It's gonna give my body,
hopefully,

the opportunity
to cure 80-90% of it,

and I can go back to living
some sort of a normal life.

I love you.

- I'll see you
in about six hours.

- Don't be scared, okay?
- No, no, I'm good.

- Don't stress.
- I'm not.

- Bye.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Thank you.

Hi, one, two, three, four,

five, six, seven, eight.

- Got it. Thank you.

- We're ready for you.

- And now, the magic happens.

Muah. Hi.

- We haven't worked together
in so long.

- I'm thrilled to be back.
Hi, girls.

- I used to go to her boutique
in L.A. all the time

and covet your clothes.
- Thank you.

- And then, imagine my surprise
and excitement

when she came to QVC.

- As a saleswoman,
I love what I do,

and I'm just honest about it,

and I think that comes across.

You're gonna feel fabulous.
And you're gonna feel

so good about yourself.
And you're gonna feel sexy.

And you're gonna
want to show off.

And you're gonna
want to feel good.

There's something about me,

and I will say,
I want to empower women.

I want to make them feel good.

What I love about this jacket
is this princess seaming.

Are you kidding?

I mean, look at how it
just goes, fwomp.

This is just satin.

You throw it on and you're five
seconds to fabulous, right?

Why did
the Lisa Rinna Collection work?

I don't know.

People come and go
right and left,

and to be able to
sustain it and have a line

that people like,

it's like winning the lottery.

- The camel just sold out.
- Oh, shoot.

- Divert your eyes,
but you have the black...

- Oh, I love... bye-bye, camel.

- And then you have the olive.
- Bye-bye, camel.

- Stay on the phone lines.

- All I know is
I just go out there,

I have a fáááing great time,

and I just don't think about it.

I think I've been a hustler
and in another life.

Success.

Let's go. - Good job.

- Hamptons, here we go.

Bye-bye, QVC. Muah.

- Coming up...

- This may be even
a silicone granule.

It's very hard.

Oh, my goodness. Look at that.

♪ ♪

- So, we're taking off
a little extra skin here

as part of the reconstruction.

She's got a lot of scar tissue

right underneath her nipple.
- Underneath, yeah.

- Which is why
she was feeling the buckling?

- Mm-hmm.

This may be even
a silicone granule.

It's very hard.

- And it's really
kind of webbed into

the breast tissue, I see.

Like, attached.
- It's infiltrated.

- Infiltrated, okay.
- Yeah.

Oh, my goodness. Look at that.

- Doesn't that
feel uncomfortable in the body?

- Yeah.
So, here's that old silicone.

♪ ♪

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Hi.

It's kind of amazing, really,

at my time of life to be
on the cover of any magazine,

but they've just
sent a helicopter for me

to arrive at the white party.

It's like, "Hey, I like this."

Kind of flattered,
have to say that, yes.

Is Giggy okay, darling?

- Yeah. He's fine.

- Is it too noisy for him,
or is he all right?

- Fine.
- Okay, good.

Looks good. Off we go.

Hamptons, here we come.

♪ ♪

It's supposed to be, like,
party central in South Hampton,

and Bella have arranged

for my friends
to have rooms at the hotel.

I think we'll all be
staying together.

It's gonna be great fun.

- I cannot stay in a place
that is building a nightclub

and a party outside of my door.

[dance music and laughter]

Hello? - Oh, my God.

Did you hear the bass drum going
at 9:30 in the morning... 9:30?

- Yeah, are you kidding?
I could not sleep in there.

I'm actually calling my husband
and seeing if there's a place...

A house here that we can rent.

- Oh, thank God.

- So, if you want to pack up
and bring your stuff.

- Are you kidding?

There's no sleep.

I'm in hell.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Thank you.
- Oh, thank you.

Home, sweet home.

♪ ♪

Oh. - Wow.

- This is stunning.
- Oh, gorgeous.

- This is stunning. Oh, my gosh.

Look at this.
- Your husband did good.

- Thank you, Mauricio.

- You've got to be kidding me.

Kyle, look at this.

- How beautiful is this?

- I think we're gonna
get some sleep here.

- I... exactly.

When Lisa goes to check-in

and finds out
that we all checked out,

she is going to be pissed off,

but we were desperate.

We needed sleep.

- Is that a real deer
or is that a fake deer?

- What? A real deer?
- Over there.

Oh, it's a fake deer.

- No, that's a real deer.
- That's a real deer.

It's a real deer.

[both laugh]

I think Lisa Vanderpump
is extremely reasonable,

and she will
completely understand

why we left the hotel.

I hope she won't think
we've abandoned her.

We've got to call Rinna
and let her know.

Ask her if she wants
to stay here,

if she wants to.
- And is Erika coming?

- I think Erika's
coming tomorrow, right?

- Let's check out the rooms.
- Oh, the rooms.

We've got first dibs.

[upbeat music]

- Around 5:20,
we're gonna hit the carpet,

and then you'll do interviews,

and then we'll do a round
of meeting the sponsors,

and then you'll just have fun.

- Okay. Good.

I think it's lovely
to be celebrated on the cover,

and there's a lot
of things to do,

and it's all very exciting,

but the Gigster's
on the cover, too.

So, he's the real star.

Let's be honest.

- We are hanging out
at the hottest place

in South Hampton, right?
- Is it?

- Yeah, 'cause at night
it turns into, like,

the biggest, baddest,
like, nightclub experience.

- And all your fans
will be desperate to meet you.

Shake paws with everybody.

You're a good boy.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- It's okay.
You're okay, my love.

You're okay. We're gonna
see David right away, okay?

- We're gonna walk you
right into recovery.

- So...
- So, tell me everything.

- Oh, everything
went really, really well.

- I mean, I know.
You must be exhausted.

- You know it's like a marathon,

because there was so much in
there from the previous implant.

- Yeah?

- You know,
she's had a very bad rupture.

As I approached the top,

I started to feel
the silicone granule.

- Really?
- And it went all the way

up to the clavicle.

- Wow.

- She's really ready to see you.

- I'm really ready to see her.
- Yeah, okay.

Here you go, Yolanda.

He's right here
on your right side.

- Hi, baby.
- [whimpering]

- It's done. It's over.

It's finished. It's all great.

You came through it.

You're done. Finished.

All that stuff is out.

- Coming up...

- "Hi, Lisa. Kyle and I left.

We're moving to a house.
Call me."

I'm a bit pissed off
they didn't stay.

Are you crazy?
I've come all the way here.

I can't leave the room.

♪ ♪

- Hello, Lisa - Hello.

Hi. - So great to see you.

- Hi. Hi, Karen.

- Hi, how are you?
- Hi.

- It's gonna
be a fabulous party.

Everyone's super-excited.
- Oh, wow, great.

- Yes, yes.
- Well, nobody's looking at me.

They're looking at Giggy.
He looks amazing in that, right?

- I just need you
to check in really quick.

- Okay.
- You're gonna be in 32.

- Do you need a credit card?

- Nope. You're all set.

- Oh, really? Okay.
- Yeah.

And then we got a note for you
from one of your friends.

- Oh.

♪ ♪

Oh, yes.

- Good morning, Ken.

- Come on, Gig. Up, up, up.

- Come on. Where's lunch?

- Up. Up. Up.

Come on. You can do it.
- Come on, Giggy. You can do it.

Come on, Gig.

Just help him up, darling.

- Gee, look how tiny he is.

- Come on, Giggy. Good boy.

Is it a little slippy for him?
- Perfect.

- The sangria's good to go.

I feel thoroughly spoiled.

- Well, you should be.
You're our cover,

and you came
all the way from the West Coast

to be with us.
- I don't know how I got there.

Got on there. - All right, good.

Well, I'm gonna step out and
I'll see you in a little while.

- I actually quite like
the feeling of being pampered

and all these gifts,
because I work so hard.

I mean, this is lovely.

I wonder when everybody
else is getting here.

Oh, there was a note for me.

I wonder who's that from?

"Hi, Lisa. Kyle and I left.

We're moving to a house.
Call me."

I wonder why that is.

Why wouldn't they at least
wait until I got there

and then discuss it with me?

[line trilling]

- Hello?

- Hi, darling.
So, where are you?

- We ran away from that place
with the non-stop partying

by the pool.

No room service.

- Are we talking about
you're in the same hotel as me?

Because I've just checked in
and it's fabulous.

- Okay.

I don't know what to tell you.

I think you're coming
to this house with us.

- No, I can't leave here.

They've set it all up for me.
Are you crazy?

I've come all the way here.

I can't leave the room.

They've set it up. - Okay.

I guess we'll have to
talk about it later

when we come to
the cocktail party.

- Mm.

I think it would be rude
for me to leave.

I'm not gonna
walk out of this hotel

saying it's not
good enough for me.

- We're gonna get ready
at the house

and then we'll see you soon.

- All right, okay.
I'll speak to you later, then.

- Okay. Bye.

- You would think they could
have waited, but oh, well.

I'm a bit pissed off
they didn't stay

and just talk it out with me
and say, "What should we do?"

It seems a little
high-maintenance for me.

[tense music]

[sighs]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Oh, thank God.

Oh.

It is, like,
five hours in the car

from Pennsylvania
to the Hamptons.

The distance,
I don't mind so much.

The traffic,
I want to pull my hair out.

Hello?

- Welcome home, darling.

- Oh, thank God.
- [squeals]

- Oh, you look so beautiful.
- So do you.

- But I'm a team player

and I'm going to support
Lisa Vanderpump at her event.

This is Mike. Hi, Mike.

This is Eileen. - Hi.

- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

- My pleasure.
- Gorgeous.

- My pleasure.
- Oh, my God.

Okay. - Do you see this?

- When you showed me those
pictures, I was like, "Uh-uh."

- Well,
they're really, really nice,

but the problem is that they
party till 4:00

'cause it's a club. - Oh, yeah.

If I'm 18 years old,

I'm all up in that. - Right.

- But no, I'm not.
- I know.

- So, thank you.
- I know.

- Thank Mauricio.
This is gorgeous.

- I know.
You got to pick a room.

- Okay. So, show me what rooms.

- Okay, well, you choose.
You choose.

- I'm so catatonic.
How are we gonna do this?

- Okay. Let me get dressed.
I'll be right there.

- Okay, I'll stop
talking to you.

I'm gonna lie down for five
minutes before I pass out.

[upbeat music]

- I don't know
where my friends are.

I wish they'd stayed here.

- I can't believe
they just left.

- It's ridiculous.

In Italy, I was in a room half
the size of my bathroom.

I didn't say a bloody word.

- I'm gonna give Lisa
that whole little suite area.

They have two bathrooms,
which Ken and Lisa will love.

She doesn't like to share
a bathroom with her man.

- It wasn't even half the size
of your bathroom,

I'm telling you.
- No, it wasn't.

Anyway, come on. Let's go.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

You don't think
I'm ridiculously over-dressed?

- You're the belle of the ball.
- Shut up.

- You look fabulous.
- Thank you.

All of you look gorgeous.

- Hi, darling.
- Hi.

Happy summer.
What about the sex monster?

Bring him on.

Okay, Giggy, smile.

You're on the cover too,
you know.

This is your afternoon.

[upbeat music]

- Little nipple situation.
Do you care?

- No. If you see a nipple
situation, just come over and...

- Just come over and twist it.
- Yeah, because I'm...

- Are we leaving now?
Are we good?

- Yes.
- Don't they?

- Oh, my God.

- They look cuter
when they're hard.

- They do.

- Oh, my God. Let's go.
- Oh, sháá.

- I'm running on fumes
right now.

- I know.
- Me, too.

So, we're all running on fumes.
- Ouch.

- Oh, careful. [laughter]

Just so I know the whole
situation, like,

you exited the hotel...
You just said,

"We're not gonna stay here."

- I texted her.
I go, "Where are you?"

'Cause I couldn't sleep
'cause of all the noise.

- Oh.
- And she says, "I'm not there.

I left because it was so loud."

I'm like, "Oh, my God."
- No bueno.

- I can't sleep.
There's no food.

- Once I heard "loud"
and "no food"...

- I know.
- I just can't do that

because I haven't slept enough.

Why does it matter
where we stay?

That's my opinion.

- Oh, we're here.

Hi, Ken. Oh, my gosh.

Look at Giggy's outfit.

- Hello.
- Hello.

- Muah.

- Where did you go?

I'm so upset you weren't here.

I thought we were gonna party
together and have fun.

- Well, we will,
but I had to sleep today.

I have not slept since Thursday.
- I hate you right now.

- Coming up...

- We know that she would not go
into a store

and steal $600 worth of toys.

- Obviously.
It wasn't like that.

It's a very
complicated situation.

[sighs]

- Well, we will,
but I had to sleep today.

I have not slept since Thursday.
- I hate you right now.

- You hate me right now?
- I hate you right now.

- You love me.
- Well, hello.

- Hello, you're here.
- Look at. Thank you.

- Oh, gorgeous mommy.
Look at you.

- I'm really cross with them.

They've moved out.

Where are you staying?

If you've moved out,
Rin Tin Tin,

you're my last hope.

- Well...

- Okay. That's it.

Taking too long.
- I think we need a cocktail.

- You know what? You're busted.

- I don't feel bad.

We've flown 3,000 miles,
and I've driven in the car

for five hours.

What more do you want?
We're here.

Like... say thank you.

- Lisa Vanderpump.

You're not really angry
with us that we've moved?

- I am, yes.

- You can't be
'cause we flew the red-eye here.

- This is from my point of view.

So, where are all my friends?

Oh, you've got a note.

"Sorry. We left."
- Oh, your note.

- "We left. Call us." Oh, okay.

- Lisa is never gonna
let me hear the end of this,

but you know
what's really bothering her?

She wishes
she was at the house with us.

- Okay.
- It was very nice.

It's just not right
for the situation.

- And I'm not in club mode.

Normally, you know, I like to
have fun and be like, party.

- I know. Are you feeling bad?

- I've had a really bad week,
and I haven't slept,

and I've been trying
to Kim's sháá and everything

all at the same time.

- Have you spoken to her?

- Do you know where she is?

Do you know anything? - Yeah.

- Are you doing
what you can to help her?

- Obviously.
- Obviously.

- Yeah.
- She needs a strong hand now,

doesn't she?

- My sister, Kim, right now
is a very sensitive topic to me,

and nobody seems to care.

It's un-fáááing-believable.

- We know that she would not go
into a store

and steal $600 worth of toys.

So she must have been...
- Obviously. Obviously.

She's not of sound mind.

I don't want to talk about that.

That was not...
It wasn't like that.

It's a very
complicated situation.

[sighs]

Do you want me to talk
about your stuff

that you don't want
to talk about?

Because I can
if you want me to go there.

- It's okay. Don't worry.

- Next time on "The Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills"...

- Oh, my God!
- Hi!

- Bethany and I have been
friends for 25 years now.

- I heard about the Kim stuff.

- It's been really bad
for my family and everything.

All the girls
were asking about last night.

- I feel badly for you.

- I'm Erika. Nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you. I'm Lisa.
- Thank you.

- Erika has it all on.

- We watched your video.

- [laughs]

- I mean, it's sexual

in a way that
I just was like, "Whoa."

- Oh, my God.

She looks like
a "Playboy" bunny.

- This is who I am.
- I thought of you as Bambi.

- I'm not gonna tell anybody
what to do

with their skinny girl sháá.

So, perhaps she shouldn't
tell me what to do with mine.

I'm like,
"I'm not selling cookies."

- Right.
- How did the affair start then?

- I mean...

- So, you felt grilled?
- I did.

- I think you should
say something to her.

Get this off your chest.

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