The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (2010–…): Season 6, Episode 12 - Hearing Problems - full transcript

- Previously on "The Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills"...

- ♪ I'm a pretty mess,
pretty mess, pretty mess ♪

- Whoo!

- ♪ I'm your mistress,
mistress, mistress ♪

[crowd cheering]

There's been a little talk

that Bella and Anwar
do not have Lyme.

- My God. Are you kidding?

I brought you their tests,

and I want you to take it home
and read it.

- No.
- Here, take it.



- I won't. No.

You said something
that propelled her to show up

with the children's
medical records.

- Somebody's talking to her

about the kids,
and it wasn't me.

Who said to Yolanda

that her kids somehow
don't have it?

- I don't want to talk
about this right now.

My headspace is not
with who said what.

[tense music]

♪ ♪

[upbeat music]

- My lips were made for talking,

and that's just what they'll do.



- In Beverly Hills,
you can be anything,

but it's most important
to be yourself.

- I'm an enigma
wrapped in a riddle and cash.

- I may be an actress,

but that doesn't mean
I'll stick to your script.

- Fake friends
believe in rumors.

Real friends believe in you.

- Don't hate the game.

Just marry a player.

- I'm passionate about dogs,
just not crazy about bitches.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Hey, Jeffrey,
what is this fruit here?

- Gooseberry.
- Oh, I like gooseberry.

- Oh, those are nice.
- Here, how do you open this?

- I'll have it.

Yeah, I love it.

- You know
what's really cool too?

- You're not gonna share
with me?

- Here, this one.
- There's no lipstick on it.

The San Diego house
has been a big party house...

Big rooms, high, high ceilings,
and five bedrooms, eight baths.

It's on an acre and a half
with a pool in the backyard,

and this house has really,
really great energy.

- Chris, Ponti,
if you want to put your prayer

in the little crack there...
It's from Jerusalem.

It's a Jerusalem stone,

and, yeah, so put
the little prayer in there.

- The Wailing Wall.

- There's a couple
little cracks in there.

- I wail when I have to cook.

We built our hood
out of Jerusalem stone

that we actually
had flown in from Jerusalem,

and I'm waiting for someone

to start sticking little
prayer notes into our hood.

Could cause a fire.

- Where's this countertop from?
- It's Italy.

It's Calcatta.

- It's gorgeous.
- Calcutta?

That's not from Italy.
Calcutta is from India.

- No, Calcatta Marble
is from Italy.

- But Calcutta
the name is actually...

- Sure.
- Right?

- Sure.

♪ ♪

- Good morning, Miss Jayne.
- How are you?

- Want to jump on the bus,
and let's go to Kathryn's?

- Jump on the bus.

♪ ♪

- Why are we going in this?

- You need a bus
to fit the whole Glam Squad.

- I mean, this is pretty cool

that she's got
her own bloody tour bus.

I like the way she rolls.

- Okay, train, take us
to Kathryn's, please, babes.

♪ ♪

- Ah, nice. Thank you.

- We arrive in a tour bus.

- We could take
it shopping, Rinna.

- Yeah, we could do
a shopping tour.

- We could.

- Hello!
- Hello?

- Coming!
- Knock, knock, knock.

- Oh!
- Hi, baby.

- Hi.
- How sweet is this?

- Wow.
- Muah.

- Pretty.
- This is gorgeous.

- Hello!
- Can you show us around?

- So this is the living room.

- How long have you had
this house?

- How long have you been...

- Uh, 13 years.
- Nice.

- My infrared sauna,
which I swear...

- Do you have a...
- I have one too.

I have one too. - You have one?

- Yes, I do.
- I want one!

- Oh, honey, get one.
- Oh, I want an infrared sauna.

- Oh, I need one.

- I want an infrared sauna,

'cause it's really good for you.

It does a bunch of things.

I don't know exactly
what it does, but it's good.

- The family room.
- Wow.

- It's lovely.
- Indoor/outdoor living.

- The whole house
opens up like this.

Like, every single solitary room
does that.

- Really?
- Lovely.

- Yeah.
Kathryn, this is beautiful.

- It's not overly grand,

it's just very comfortable,

and it's got a good vibe.

- We're ready to eat.

Three hours. We're ready to eat.

- We're... we're here.
- Come on in.

Sit wherever you want.

- This is very pretty.
- It's lovely.

- Very pretty.

- This... mm.
- So good.

- Did you have fun
last night dancing?

- I did.
- I had a great time.

- I appreciate you all coming.

- You for sure have, like,
an alter ego.

- [chuckles]

- You know what?
I woke up thinking about this.

Anybody ever find out?

- What?
- Who told Yolanda?

That you had said that
about her kids?

When I know something
is still, like, bubbling,

and we're all sitting
there together,

it makes me crazy
that we're not talking about it.

Who the hell told Yolanda

that somebody said that
about her kids not having it?

I get bugged when
there's no resolution.

- I didn't say
anything about her kids.

I said... - Who told Yolanda?

- We have to finally get
to the bottom of who told her.

[tense music]

- We went to the beach.

She said, "How did
Kyle's dinner party go?"

I said, "Kyle and Lisa
were talking."

You were talking
about Mohamed with Kyle.

♪ ♪

- Hallelujah! Finally.

Like, what took you
so fáááing long?

And when was that?
When was the beach?

Was it before
I met with Yolanda?

- It was after her party.
- Because she asked me about it.

So she had already known
when she asked me.

♪ ♪

- I don't know why Erika didn't
admit it in the first place,

unless she knew that perhaps

she was acting
like a bit of a sháá to her.

- This is a really good salad.

- It's fabulous.
- Thank you.

- I love this,
but I cannot eat this much.

- Lisa said it was the most
she's eaten all month.

- Really?
- Yeah.

- All year, I haven't eaten
this much food.

- I know.

- So this'll last me for
at least three months.

- Yeah. [laughter]

- Your next meal
will be Thanksgiving.

- Are you still getting
eating disorder, like, gossip?

- No, I'm not getting that.

I'm just a person
who eats and works out,

and I never have had an issue.

- You don't eat though, Rinna.
Come on.

- Heavier.

- I... I'll be honest...
- You really don't.

- This is the first time
I've really seen you eat.

- She doesn't.

I do notice
that she doesn't eat much.

She kind of pushes the food
around the plate a lot

and takes baby bites,

and that's it.

- You know,
it came up last year,

but it came up
in a nasty way last year.

I always hate when it's nasty.
It doesn't need to be nasty.

You could just ask me.

- Who said that?
- "Are you okay?"

- Who said that?
- Um, that person.

- It was my sister.

- Why don't you have
a piece of bread

and maybe you'll
calm down a little?

- Shame on you.

- It's okay, it comes
from a place of, you know,

when you can attack somebody,

you go after
what you can attack,

so it's all right.

- We call that "reading."

You read them
and let them have it.

- But she got read back.

Then lunged across the table
and smashed a glass.

Lisa Rinna's hands
are not completely clean

in this argument
with my sister, Kim.

- But you all know...
- Fáááing understand that?

You never go after
my fáááing husband!

- I don't like to feel
that Rinna is blaming my sister

for the entire thing.

It makes me feel defensive.

- It's really tough.
It's hard to talk about.

It's hard to talk about
with Kyle being here.

I don't want to cross the line,

but yet, I had
my own issues with her,

and it was some vicious,
vile stuff that went on.

I was put in a situation

that was so questionable

I had to ask these questions.

- And see, now, this is really
uncomfortable for me.

And every time it comes up,
it's uncomfortable,

and I don't think my sister
handled herself well that night.

I know that. Believe me.

But I don't like the, you know,
"vicious" and "vile"

and "problems" and... I don't want
to hear that about her.

I really can't. I can't...
I can't hear that right now.

- 'Cause it's coming
from sickness rather than,

like, someone
who's being vicious.

- That's right. I know that...

I know that your sister is sick.

I know that. We know that now.

But we did not know that
at the time.

It was a really scary moment.

- Well, it's over.
- Yeah.

- So let's...
- We wish her well, I mean...

- That sounds a little dramatic
for me, to say "scary,"

unless you felt someone was,
like, gonna come at you.

"Scary" is a really strong
word... to say you're "scared."

- Kim Richards is an addict.

She's a fáááing lunatic.

She comes at you like
a fáááing dog... like a rabid dog.

Who wants to deal with that?

- You were saying it was scary

for what she was gonna do
to herself

or what she was gonna do to you?

- In many... everything,

from what happened
with Brandi Glanville and...

- You guys, in defense,
this is her sister.

- I'm not... I'm actually saying,

like, something in... for me...

- Be sensitive.
I know, but we weren't...

- I am sensitive.
I being sensitive because I...

- You and I were not there,
Kathryn.

- No, I know
I wasn't there, but I saw...

- It has nothing to do with us.

- We're in my house, Erika.

I think I can say
what I feel about it

in my own home.

- Unless you lived it,
you can't really speak of it.

- Listen,
I... I lived with addiction.

♪ ♪

- Okay.
- I grew up with it.

I... I know it very, very well.

I do, and... I'm
speaking from my...

And I know you've got it,

and I know you have it,
'cause I know

you talked about people
that addiction...

- This is her sister.

- I've just...

"Scary" is a strong word for me.

- Well, scary in many ways.

It was a situation that... that...

It's hard, 'cause Kyle doesn't
want to talk about it,

so it's very hard
for me to talk about it.

- Yeah, don't, then.
I'm just saying...

- Hey, you guys
can talk about it.

I'm gonna step away
for a minute.

If you don't have
anything nice to say,

I don't want
to hear anything at all.

- I'm sorry, Kyle.

♪ ♪

- Coming up...
- That's a hot button.

- Even though you didn't...
- What's your story?

- Mine?

So it's very hard
for me to talk about it.

- Yeah, don't, then.
I'm just saying...

- Hey, you guys
can talk about it.

I'm gonna step away
for a minute.

- I'm sorry, Kyle.

- It got brought up
because of the weight issue,

and that's when it was thrown
in your face and stuff.

- I could easily bring up
a text message

threatening my sister.

- You know,
I get a message that says,

"Be very careful
or I will fááá you up."

- That was scary for Kim.

You can't walk away
with your head held high

saying,
"I've done nothing wrong,"

when you've sent a text
like that.

- It all started...

- At poker night...
Going to poker night.

- Going to poker night.
It started in the car ride.

- You're a slut.

Fááá you. You're disgusting.

- Oh, come on.

And it was the most
bizarre behavior

that you've ever seen,
that I've ever seen.

- Okay, I think "bizarre"

is a much better word
than "scary."

- Okay, so take... excuse me.

May I use "freaky bizarre"?
- Yeah.

- Whatever it was, it was
fáááing weird, okay?

- Kathryn,
involve yourself in something

that you're actually
involved in.

Otherwise, zip it.

You didn't live it, so
you don't know all the moments,

all the minutes,
all the details.

- No, no, no.
No, no, no. You're right.

The thing for me is
the harshness of,

like, when it's over,

and someone's trying to get help
and, like, still, like,

labeling them, like...

- That wasn't happening.
- I feel like it's so important

for people to be given
a second chance...

- But see, I agree with you.
- Absolutely. Of course.

- Absolutely,
but she kept saying to us...

- That's how I feel.
- She kept saying to us,

"I am sober and I've been
sober for three years.

Please, everyone, I'm sober.
Leave me alone."

- How's Kim doing?

- She's finished the rehab.
She's fine.

Things have been
changing a little bit,

and we've been
texting and talking.

- That's good.

- For sure,
and you guys didn't know,

but, like, that's a hot button,
when someone's, like, fighting...

- Well, what's your story?
- And even though you didn't...

- What's your story?
- Mine?

Um...

I lost my father to suicide
when I was 13.

- Oh, I'm so sorry.
- That's how.

[tense music]

- Oh, I'm so sorry.
- No, it's fine.

My father had addiction issues
from as long as I can remember.

I was at that age where
your father's just everything.

Like, a girl, and you're just
coming into your teenage years,

and I just thought he was
the most handsomest, smartest,

and I put him on a pedestal,

and I learned a lot from him.

He made me tough.
He made me strong.

Like, anytime I talk about...

And I had therapy
and everything,

but anytime I talk about,
like, addiction,

I am, like,
super sensitive with it.

I really am.
- Well, now I understand.

- It was tragic,

and it changed
my family forever.

It's brutal.

And I miss him.

And I wonder what
he would think of me.

It's manic, it's depressive,

it's... it's all those things,

and until you know
what someone goes through

and how hard it is...
How hard it is for Kim to,

like, not do what she does...

Do you think she wants
to live that life?

- No.
- She's defending her.

- No one does.

- I get really freakin',
like, mad

when someone labels
someone else's addiction

that we all, thank God,
know nothing about.

I don't have one thing
in my life

that I have to have every day.

- I feel awful for Kathryn.

It's horrible
to lose a parent at all,

but especially like that
and at that age.

It's devastating.

We both feel awful
about even being involved,

even if it was out
of a good intention.

What makes this tricky...
- Because this is real.

- It's interwoven.
- Yeah.

- And if you ask a question
about her and her weight

and she says, "Well,
it was brought up last year,"

and you're like, "By whom?"
and she says,

and then we're off and running.

That's all.

So we don't want
to bring this up to Kyle.

Kyle, we're sorry again.

- Right now, my sister
and I are sort of,

like, beginning a path
to turn things around for us.

- I know.

- So sitting here
makes me feel guilty.

- It's understandable.

- And, you know,
I can't participate

in that conversation,
and I don't want to hear it.

- I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
- So, yeah.

Anyway.

- I don't know what we missed
that you're so upset.

- Kathryn's father
committed suicide

when she was 13.

Therefore,
she's very sensitive to people

who are struggling with
addiction and other problems.

It's very close to her heart,

and she feels very passionately
about that,

and that's why she was
commenting on your sister.

Listening to Kathryn talking
about her father's suicide

just makes her
all the more human to me.

I just see this, you know,
very vulnerable little girl,

and... and it makes me like her
a whole lot more.

- Is it weird to say you
look really pretty when you cry?

- I was gonna say.
- Oh.

- You know what?
You don't get red.

- Rinna, your lips
get bigger when you cry.

- Do they?
- Yeah.

- Oh, God, how frightening.
- Thanks for the lunch.

[laughter]

What a disaster.

- Well, I hope
you all come back.

[laughter]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Romeo. [smacks lips]

You guys want a treat?

Treats? Treats? Treats?

It always feels really good
to get home.

Something about a trip
with all the girls

is fun but never relaxing.

Do you want a treat?

Can you sit like a good boy?

Sit. Sit. Sit.

Okay, or stand.

- I love you.

- Thanks for packing for me.

I was ready to do it myself.

In fact, I did do it myself.
You repacked it, didn't you?

- That's about the only thing
I can do for you right now.

Bye, baby. Love you.

- Jesse, you've got
15 more minutes, and then what?

You have to do
your homework, okay?

- Okay.

- Thank you.
- See ya!

♪ ♪

- So do you want that?
I'll do it.

- I got it.

She drinks rosé,

which you and I have never
drank in our lives.

- Right.
I don't think I have any.

- Oh, no.

Want a glass? - I can wait.

- Are you sure?
- Yeah.

Well, we're aging the wine.

- Okay. I get it.

Well, you get to meet Lisa.

- Yeah.
- And Ken.

You will like them very much.

You guys... you know,

everybody will have
a lot to talk about.

- Yeah, that's cool.
- She's spicy.

Both Tom and I
have busy schedules,

so if we make it to dinner

two to three times a week,
it's amazing.

So I'm gonna
have a barbecue here

and invite all the women over.

- Cool.
- I didn't want to have, like,

the usual stiff-ass
dinner party.

Tom and I host parties
here at the house

probably twice a year,

but this party
I'm hosting for the women

is nothing like that.

What if we kind of did, like,

a "Beverly Hillbillies"
kind of themed party?

- Everyone dresses up
in a hillbilly too?

- No, I was thinking more food.

- Okay.
- [laughs]

This is completely,
like, wild, cool, boys,

games, liquor,

because I want everybody
to come over to my house

and get a little taste
of how I do things.

Hey, they're here.

- It's pretty, isn't it?

- Hello, hello.
- Who are you?

See? Is he scary?

- He's a sweetheart.

- Hello, sexy boy.
- Say, "hi."

This is my husband, Tom.

- Hi, how are you?

- Hi. Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

- This is Ken. This is Tom.
- Hey, Tom.

- Ken.

- I'm gonna gonna go
put the dog away.

Come on inside. - I'm good.

- Erika and Tom are definitely
an unusual combination for sure.

- Nice place you've got here.
- Thank you very much.

It is.

- But when a marriage
has been working for that long,

hey, it's a success.

Don't question it.

Well, nice to meet you finally.

- Very nice to meet you.
Very nice to meet you.

- I've heard a lot about you.

I mean, like, a lot.
- And it's all bad.

- I can explain.
I can explain most of it.

- No, actually, you've got
a lot to live up to.

- Thank you for saying that.
- I mean, all good things.

Can I have a look around?
- Where do you want to go?

- Well, where all
the good stuff is.

- Let me show you around.
Come on, let's go.

Let's go.

[upbeat music]

So this is our library.

- Ah-ha.

And there you are.

- Yes.

- All righty, then.
- Not much of an ego.

- This house seems like
Mrs. Girardi's house,

not the house of Erika Jayne.

Maybe that's in the basement.

Why is there a chapel up here?

- Because, you know,
I'm a spiritual person,

and I wanted to...

- Did you put this in?
- Yes, I did.

- What is Erika going
to use this chapel for,

I wonder?

Maybe a little confession.

- You can repent
all your sins, Lisa.

- I don't think
we've got time for that.

- No, probably not.
- I have way too many.

- So if we go eat...

- Coming up...

- It's really hard to see
both of you go through this.

- How did everything
go so wrong?

♪ ♪

- Get that for you.

- Thank you very much.
- I sit here.

- Have a seat, babes.
- Okay.

- So, Tom, don't be shy with us.
Thank you.

- You're very welcome.
- You can ask me anything.

Any questions.

- But you can't ask me
any of these questions.

- Yeah, you can't.
There's a line.

- Did you want to start off
with anything?

- I'll have the tuna tartare.

Shall I have that,
or shall I have the chicken?

- I ordered the chicken.

I'll give you a bite of mine.

- Okay, well,
I'll swap with you.

- That's fine. You can swap.

Yeah, you can test it out.

- So we're not
gonna get jealous?

- Over a piece of fish? Come on.
- Maybe.

- Maybe if you got
a piece of jewelry,

but not a piece of fish.

That I can deal with.

I don't get jealous of Tom
"flirting,"

'cause I know what he's doing.

He's persuading.

- Should we talk?

- We should.

- As only he can do.

It's magic.

- Erika,
when we were first married,

wasn't performing.

- Do you support, like...
Do you go to events

and things like that?

- Oh, sure.
- I saw it was kind of risqué.

- I mean, it's very artistic
and beautiful, and...

- I love him.
- I love him too.

I see why they're together,
you know?

He's kind of sparkly.

He's got a twinkle in his eye,

and maybe a twinkle
in his twinkle.

- So I had four very
young women lawyers

and we were talking about,

what words really offend you?

One is "bitch,"

and then the other word,
they also...

- "See you next Tuesday."
- The two words I use the most.

- You do not use that word.
- No, you don't.

- I do!

Oh, yeah, áááá.

If you're too mean,
then you're a áááá.

It says, "áááá."

- Erika, just stop it.
- Erika, that's not true.

- I do.
- Go to... go to your room.

- Exactly.

I love that.

I like this Erika, Mrs. Girardi,

and I think it's really
fáááing funny

when he tells her
to go to her room.

That's the best.

- So, you know, Lisa went
over to Yolanda's house,

and Yolanda and she
talked it out,

but, you know,
the facts are these:

I'm Yolanda's friend,

Lisa Rinna came over to talk
to me at my house

regarding Yolanda's
Lyme disease.

We discussed it.

I'm telling you,
if you tell Yolanda this,

she's really gonna appreciate
you being honest with her.

- I hope so, 'cause
I'm scared to hurt her.

- Don't be afraid.
- Because she's sick.

- What's happened is

Yolanda has continually
posted on social media,

so she's put herself
out there for public scrutiny.

- But we as Yolanda's friends
know the truth

and should be there for her.

- She has a sense
of loyalty towards Yolanda,

and I understand that.

Hey, listen, I wish everybody
had a sense of loyalty to me.

Just saying.

- You have all this confidence.

You have great looks.

- Great intellect.
- Excuse me, Erika.

This is me talking, not you.

- Tom is always the boss.

As a matter of fact,
in my cell phone,

it comes up, "The boss,"
"The boss is calling."

- You have great looks.

You have great intellect,
but you have great insight.

- Mm-hmm.

Well, you have
a powerful presence,

and you know it,

and other people
are intimidated.

Lisa is a big presence.

She knows she's charismatic,
she knows she's charming,

and she knows
when she can get you.

- So...
you're a formidable opponent.

- No, she might be formidable,

but she's not intimidating,
is she?

- No, but intimidating...

- Only if you're a weakling.

- When you have those qualities,
you know, you're...

- Am I a worthy opponent?

- Absolutely, baby.

- Oh!
- Oh!

- Love that.
- You know what?

You remind me a little bit...

not looks-wise...

Of an alligator.

- If the greatest attorney
says I'm an alligator,

it's a compliment, I'll take it.

- Where you lie
on the side of the beach

in the sun, and then...

- [laughs] I like that.

- And that's you.
- I like that.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Thank you.

Hi there.

Can I get an iced tea
when you get a chance?

- Of course.
- Thank you.

- You're very welcome.

♪ ♪

- Hello.
- How are you?

Oh, my God, we're wearing
the same color.

- I know. Oh, my gosh.
- Oh, my God, look at this.

- We look like twinsies.
- That is so funny.

We're desperate to fall, right?

- Yes, we are. How are you?

- I'm good. How are you?
- Good, good.

Busy. I'm starting
a new skin care line...

- Nice.
- And Paul and I are actually,

believe it or not,

working on part of the line
together, so it's kind of...

- I heard you guys
are getting along.

Everything's good now.

- Everything's good.

- Isn't that amazing?
- Well, second time, yeah.

It's taken 3 1/2 years
to get to this point.

- I never thought
that Adrienne and Paul

could be in the same room
together...

- Why are you giving me
that look?

You think this is funny?
You're being rude.

- Let alone
be doing business together.

- Overall, I'd say that we're
in our... probably the best place

we've ever been in, so.

- That's incredible.
- Yeah. So.

- That makes me happy.
- Yes.

How are things
with you and... and Kim?

- [sighs]
- I mean, I know it's...

- You know, it's been a...
It's been a rough year.

It's almost impossible
to have a good relationship

when she's not in a good place.

It went so long, and then I...

- 'Cause this has gone
on since I've...

- Right.

- Since I've known you.
- I know.

- This has been...
- I know.

- A rollercoaster.
- You better áááá...

- Stop it! Stop! Stop!

- Right now.
- Stop it.

- You are a liar,
and second, an alcoholic.

- Stop it.

- But we are texting.
We are talking now.

Texting and talking
a little bit.

- And you have to keep
the doors open.

- Now that Kim and I are
actually reconnecting,

I'm happy, and I feel relieved,

but I'm still a little nervous.

We're still not there yet.

We still have
so much work to do.

- Come sit here for a minute.

You know, I was telling you,
my sister Laurene,

who died when I was six.

- Mm-hmm.
- These are her poems.

She wrote poems.
And I said, "I'd like to"...

- Oh, there's a lot.
- There's a lot of them.

My sister died
from a drug overdose,

and hearing Kathryn's father

committed suicide
makes me realize

that almost everyone
I know is touched

by substance abuse in some way.

"Here I am, but a mere fifth
of a century old,

"yet able to dictate
the utter despair

"of those who see
no significant meaning

to their existence."

Something in my gut told me

to share this moment
with my daughters,

because drug addiction runs in
both sides of our family...

My side and Harry's...

And I try to be open
and honest about it,

because I think
when you hide it,

that's a problem.

- Have you spoken to her?
- Yes, I have.

She looked fantastic.

I know she takes five steps
forward, a few steps back,

but from what I hear,

that's what people do
when they're in recovery.

It's not an overnight fix.

- Well, that's... I've come
to the realization

that, you know,
it's... taking it a step

at a time, a day at a time,

for the rest of her life.

She's told me herself,
"I don't know.

I don't have
any guarantees for you."

Kim has said that only 5%
of people remain sober,

and that's scary to me,

because what does that mean
for our chances?

- She wants to get better.
She knows...

- I know that.
- She has a problem.

- Oh, yeah.

- Wow, she felt horrible
about herself.

Oh, my God, "The Golden Rule

"is no longer 'do unto others'

"but should read,
'Let your brother be,

for if he needs your help,
he shall seek it.'"

When I hear these things
happening with Kim,

I am affected deeply by them.

I see the pattern.
I see all of it.

That's why it's really hard
for me to watch it.

Oh.

- You got
the holidays coming up.

- We definitely need
something in there.

I know. That's what tortures me.

The holidays, I hate them.

- Yes.
- That's the worst part.

- Is she... I know, honey.

I know.

- You know, 'cause we grew up
with, like,

kitchen and the cooking

and all our kids
and everything, and...

- Yeah.

- And now it's like, okay,

well, we're doing
everything separate now.

- Well, that is sad.
- It is.

- It's really hard to see
both of you go through this.

- I mean, it hurt.
It was very painful.

How'd everything go so wrong?

My sisters, our kids...

We have always
been all together,

and to feel that absence...

[crying]

I don't want to do this
right now.

- Coming up...

- I'm so angry.
- Fáááing mad.

Here, take mine, bitch. [laughs]

♪ ♪

- Oh, look. Targeting.

Cute.

Oh, my gosh.

Darts. Awesome.

Super cute.

What's over here?
Oh! Snow cones.

- That's what you wanted.
- I love a snow cone!

Kyle's "barbecue" was great.

She says "barbecue."

I'm thinking, like, jeans,
and this... I hate her.

- Well, look at me.
I'm in my pajamas and my...

- I'm actually not
barbecuing anything.

- It was a nice party.

It just wasn't a barbecue.

Let's go upstairs
and get dressed.

The ladies will experience
a real barbecue today.

I should just wear this
and be super obnoxious.

- I wish you would.
- Just be like, "Hi.

How's it going?"
- "Welcome to my house."

- It takes a gay village
to look this good.

- Mirror, mirror, on the wall,

who's the fiercest bitch
of them all?

- Erika.

♪ Always

- Queen of everything
has arrived to her own party.

- Well, let's go get a cocktail.

- Party! Let's go, boys.

[upbeat music]

- Hi. Good, thank you.
- Hi.

- Hi!
- How are you?

- Hi, lovey.
Oh, you look pretty.

- Thank you. You look pretty.
- Oh, very sultry.

- Oh, well, I've been Erikized.
- Oh, my God, you're... you're...

- I went bikini shopping
with Erika.

- Oh, my God. Wait.

- I'm gonna show up
at your party like this:

"Hi, everybody."

- Can you please...
- I love that.

- "My husband's not here."

[laughter]

- Should I just
call you Eileen Jayne?

- [laughs] Yes.

- Hi, Eileen Jayne.

♪ ♪

- Erika.
- Hello.

How are ya? - That's so funny,

'cause I was like... I didn't
know what to wear,

and then, like,
Yolanda always has some jeans.

And now you're wearing something
I've never seen before.

- Well, I don't even
know what I'm wearing,

but I went into Gigi's closet

and stole this thing from her.

- I saw Yolanda.
- And?

Should you tell me about it?

- Probably.
The Munchausen thing.

She didn't really understand it
when you were there...

- Somebody came to me with
a word called "Munchausen's."

- Daisy looked it up for her,
and then she saw it,

and she was talking
about you putting those seeds

out in the universe.

- That is a big fáááing insult.
- Yeah, big word.

It's a big word.
But I'm not sure...

- Labeling somebody...
- I don't know

in what context she even
said it, if she even did.

- It doesn't matter.
You don't say that.

- Even if she did. I don't know.

- You don't say that
with "Yolanda Hadid Foster"

in the same sentence.

What happened in Amsterdam

shocked me, I'm not gonna lie.

I could clearly label
her unstable or bipolar.

I would never do that.

- I think, because of Lisa Rinna
saying the word "Munchausen's,"

makes it seem
like it's invented...

- You know, at lunchtime...

- But no one doubts
in herself right now.

- Have you ever
read the definition

of Munchausen disease?

- Lisa Rinna read it to us.

- Do you know
how serious that is?

- Yeah.
- It's shocking.

- I don't know what Lisa Rinna
is gonna come up with

to fix the situation,

'cause I don't think an apology
is gonna cut it at this point.

- She said that,

because of your behavior
with the whole Kim thing,

that she could have
put it out there

that you were bipolar,

but she chose not to do that.

She could say
things about you too.

She's not accusing you
of being bipolar...

- Yeah, but that's
a very threatening way

of saying something.

- Well, she's saying
she would not do that.

- Oh. Well, she did it.

The bipolar comment
doesn't bother me.

It's Yolanda's righteousness
about it that bothers me.

It's like, "I could do this,
but I never would."

Well, guess what? You just did.

- It doesn't even matter.
You know what?

I mean, I'm coming out today.

I want to go to the barbecue
and have a good time,

but don't get me going,

because obviously it... it strikes
such a deep chord in me,

because I'm all about integrity.

[upbeat music]

- I'm getting out this way.
- I'm getting out this way.

♪ ♪

- Don't get it on
the Cavalli, darling.

- I didn't!
- Wow.

Oh, my God, there's, like,
men with their shirts off.

- Oh! See? I fit right in.

- Bonus.

It's not a barbecue.

There's no weenies on the grill.

The weenies are in the pool.
[laughs]

Hi! Where's Erika Jayne?

- I've been Erika.
- You wore it!

You wore it!
I'm so proud of you.

- I'm determined to,
like, spice her up a little.

- I called her Eileen Jayne.

- Yes, everybody needs a little
Erika Jayne in their life.

- Hi, baby.
- Hi!

- Hi.
- Welcome to my house.

- Hi, guys.
- Wait, wait.

- Hi.
- Hi.

[all speaking at once]

- Hey.
- Where do I start?

- Hello, baby.
- How are you?

- Good.
- Hi, honey.

- Oh, I'm good. You smell good.

- Well, I did take a shower.
- You look beautiful.

- And got dressed.
- You look beautiful.

- Hi, honey.
- You look gorgeous.

How are you? - Oh, God.

It's that moment where you know

you've already stuck
your foot in.

It's in your mouth,

and then here comes
the person right there.

Like, I'm a nervous wreck.

I'm, like, getting sweaty
thinking about it.

- Hello.

Oh, wow, look at this.

- Come on in.
Do you want a drink?

- Is the pope Catholic?

- Uh, yes.
- Hi.

- Hello.
- Cheeky.

- Feeling better?
- I'm good. How are you?

- Yeah, good. Good, good, good.

- Yeah!

- Aah!
- Nice.

- My husband's here. Honey.

- Oh. How are you?
- Good. How are you doing?

- I'm good.
- Where's your husband?

- San Antonio.
He's with a client.

- Oh, no.
- Oh, come on!

- But wait.
She's already met him.

We went to dinner together.

- I met him
and flirted with him.

- Of course.
- Charming old devil.

- He's a charming guy.
- Yeah.

- Sweet.
- La la.

- Let me see your jewels.
- Locky, meet my friend Lisa.

- Hi, Locky.
- This is Eileen.

These are the boys that are
in my show and stuff.

- Of course.

- When he's not out with Katy
Perry, he hangs out with me.

- All right.
- Wow, you dance with Katy too?

- I do, I do.
- Good for you.

[playful music]

- When you have friends
who own the circus,

it's really cool. - I know.

- I thought I was
coming to a barbecue.

I mean, I know my barbecues
aren't exactly "barbecues,"

but this is a flippin' carnival.

A carnival of butts.

- Just toss it, right?
- Just toss it?

- Yeah.
- Wow.

- I'm so angry.
- Fáááing mad.

Here, take mine, bitch! [laughs]

- There!

- Let 'em know
how you really feel.

- She's back.
- She's back.

- You know, she feels
like she's on the outside,

I think, a bit.

- I know, we had
a little conversation

in the car, actually.

- Yeah.

- Yes.

- Who were you thinking?
- Nothing.

I'm just thinking
Munchen-Munchen disease.

- I saw her just
a couple days ago in Malibu,

and she seemed better.

She was really focused. - Yeah.

- Hello, guys.
- Hello.

- Hi, Yolanda.
- Wait, you have a snow cone

with nothing but ice?

- I'm hungry.
- What do you want to eat?

- Aren't you guys hungry?
- I have lots of food.

What are you feeling?
Oh, my gosh.

- Are you hungry, Kyle?
- Okay, me too.

- I'm gonna grab a bite
because I don't want to drink

without eating something.

♪ ♪

- I'm not hungry yet.

- There's a lot of stuff
that hasn't been expressed.

Everybody's feeling
a lot of stuff

and nobody's talking about it,

and we all know
how much I hate that.

♪ ♪

This feels weird now.

This all feels weird.

- Coming up...

- They're saying sháá about her!

Say who told her.

We should have, like,
a butt contest.

- No, thanks.
- Which one are you having?

- Everything. I want a burger...

- I thought you said,
"Don't bring any swimsuits."

- Yeah, no,
I told Donnie... Donnie goes,

"Should I bring my swim trunks?"
I'm like, "No."

- Uh, yes.
- I wanted to go in the water.

- You have to go skinny dipping.
- I should have known better.

- Yeah.
- Just get it all off.

Don't be shy.

- I'm sitting here 'cause
that had a little sun in it,

so I'm gonna sit right here.

- Do you want the sun,
or you don't want sun?

- I don't want any sun
on my face.

- You're hilarious.
- Hi, guys.

- Are you eating?
- I'm going to,

but I'm not quite hungry yet.

- I'm starving.

Are you hungry, baby?

- Uh, not at this second.
I will be in a little bit.

- What's wrong?

Is there anything
we need to talk about?

- Yeah. I want to talk.

I think we should all talk.
- Okay.

Can we all sit down
and talk at once?

- Let's all sit once.
- What's happening?

- Well, I think it's
a good thing for us to sit down.

[tense music]

It's so nice
that we're all together,

and I think that,
first and foremost,

you should know that
we all love and support you.

And you might not be feeling
that, I think.

I know that you and I talked,

and I rode over with Eileen,

and... and she was open
with me about,

maybe you're not so comfortable
with me after our talk.

I'm not sure
why you didn't call me

if you didn't... if you had
another issue,

or tell me what's going on,

and we just...

- Call you if I had
another issue?

You kidding me?

♪ ♪

After all the sháá you put out
in the universe,

I have to call you to see
if you... if there's any issue?

- Well, I...
- You came to my house.

- I did.
- Listen.

You came to my house.

We had a very honest
conversation.

In that moment,
when you said, you know,

that you spoke
in front of everybody...

- Not everybody.
- That I... let me finish.

Let's not interrupt.

♪ ♪

That I have Hauschen-Mauschen...
Whatever disease.

In that moment,
I laughed it off.

I thought it was hysterical.
I'm like,

"I don't even know
what that means."

It's not even in my vocabulary.
Okay?

When you left,
when my nerves rode me

to the definition
of Munchausen disease,

that was the biggest
fáááing blow

I've ever had in my life.

- And I'm sorry about that,
and it didn't come from me.

- "Sorry" is not enough.

♪ ♪

- I think the old
Yolanda's coming back.

- I'm not a fan. I'm a player.

I love the competition,
you know?

I love the action.

- "Sorry" sometimes
doesn't work.

- It didn't come from me.

Somebody came to me...
- I don't care.

You said it, you put it out
into the universe,

and that sucks.

- And I'm sorry about that.

- That's... you already
said sorry.

- I did.
- It doesn't mean anything.

That was my biggest issue
with Granny last year.

"Sorry" is not enough.

I said to... you know, like,
you can go out and hurt people,

and then, "Oh, I'm so sorry.
I'm the"... you know?

That is a big fáááing
deal, Lisa.

Do you know... do you want me
to read to you what it means?

- I read it out loud.

I had to Google it myself

because I did not know
what it meant,

and I don't think you have it,
just so you know.

- You said it.

- We are not questioning
you being sick.

- "Munchausen is also
related to syndrome

"which refers to the abuse
of another person,

"typically a child,

in order to seek
attention or sympathy..."

- That's something else.

- Yeah, that's not
what she was saying.

She... you never said that.

- But you could say... wait.

- Why are you sitting here

and even fáááing defending
this conversation, Lisa?

- 'Cause she never
said... she never said that.

- Why would you even
sit here and defend that?

If anybody would
say that to you,

I'd fáááing stand up and go,

like, "How dare you say
that about my friend?"

- I didn't say it.
- She didn't say it, though.

- I didn't say it about you.
- You read it.

- Of course I read it,

because I didn't know
what it was,

and I felt bad about...

- You didn't know what it was?
- Somebody came to me...

- You told me
that you read it out loud

in front of my friends.

- I read it in front
of these two girls right here,

and I said, "I feel so bad

"that I engaged
in this conversation

"with this person,

"and I feel tortured by it.

What do I do?"

- You labeled Kim last year,
you labeled Brandi,

and now you're labeling me,
and it's wrong.

- I'm not labeling you.
- It's wrong.

♪ ♪

- I honestly don't think
she has Munchausen's,

but Yolanda doesn't listen,

and she doesn't hear
anything you say.

That's the truth.

We have all talked
about many things.

A lot of people are talking

about many confusing things
that you post.

This is not...

- I am not talking
about the world.

What the world...

I post things because I want
the world to talk about it.

- We've all talked about this.
- I want to educate it.

I'm talking
about my friends... the women

that I thought
that would have my back,

that would never doubt a disease
or label me with some...

- We have your back.

- Some Munchenklausen,
whatever-hausen disease.

- Listen: we have your back.

- Like I said,
no one has ever said

that you do not have
Lyme disease.

- We all know that you are sick.

Nobody doubts you.

[all speaking at once]

- You're labeling me
with something

that is just such insult
to my integrity as a woman.

- Somebody else
is labeling you that way,

and I looked it up
to see what it was.

- And you're the messenger.

It's not her place to come out
and start labeling people

that are very, very obviously

battling a serious disease.

If you have some balls,
tell me who said it.

- I'm not gonna say who said it.
- Say it!

- Why not?
- Say it. Have balls.

- Because I don't think
it's fair to that person.

It's not anybody that you know.

- Be quiet. Wait a minute.

You're saying
that it's not fair?

This woman is in
a lot of pain about it,

and now all of a sudden,
you don't want

to cop to who told you?
Bullsháá.

- Well, I don't think it's fair.
- What... why? They're lies.

- Because they're not here,
and I should never have said it.

- Fááá you!
They're saying sháá about her.

Say who told it. - Shh.

- Yolanda has the right
to confront her accuser.

Someone's accusing you
of having Munchausen.

Who the fááá is it?

♪ ♪

- Coming up...

- We want you to get better.
My God.

Is 'cause there's
so many discrepancies.

That's why it's so confusing.

- I don't care
what the world says.

- That's why they're... I'm not
doubting you have Lyme disease.

I'm not doubting
you're laying in bed

for a year wanting
to talk about it.

- She wants... she wants...

- But when there's
discrepancies, people talk.

- I know.

She wants... from her friends,
she wants unconditional support.

- You guys are close to her.
Y'all are her friends.

You should be
standing up for her.

- We are standing up for her.
We are standing up for you.

- She doesn't feel like...

- Yolanda, it's... think what
Kyle's saying when you say,

"I haven't walked,
I haven't been on a treadmill

for a year," and then we think,
"Well, hold on a second.

We were running around
Beverly Hills a year ago."

- Come on, let's go.

He said "don't drive," remember?

- Yeah.
- Let's run.

Oh, oh, oh, oh. [screaming]

- So when you say
things like that,

of course we think,
"Oh, this doesn't make sense."

- You're hilarious.
- Well, it's sort of hilarious.

It was your suggestion that
we run around Beverly Hills.

It was your invitation.

- Of course, because every day,

I hope that tomorrow
is my day that...

- Well, yeah, but I'm saying...
But when you say,

"Oh, I haven't walked"...
That's what she said earlier...

- Well, she has her good days
and her bad days,

and that's what Lyme disease
is about.

- I'm just saying when
there are indiscrepancies...

[all talking at once]

The only thing I...
Well, it is an indiscrepancy.

- I think the bottom line is,

we love you
and we care for you...

- We want you to get better.
My God.

- And I'm sorry if it's become
so unbelievably convoluted

and horrible because
you're not with us a lot.

This is a very messy situation.

You have a woman who's sick.

She's not around the group
all the time.

People are talking about things.

This is not a black
and white issue.

It's very, very gray.

- These discussions
are not easy for me, and,

you know, it takes a lot for me
to even have a conversation

or to even get dressed
and get out.

Trust me, I have
much bigger fish to fry.

- I know. I know.
- I just want to know

that I'm surrounded
by a group of girls

that have my back,

and if somebody says anything
about me, that you'll stand up.

- Why don't we start from here

and just say we love you,
we support you unconditionally?

- And you don't have Munchausen,
and no one's saying...

- No, nobody thought that,
by the way.

That's absurd.
- Can you hug it out?

- Yeah.
- Lisa.

[tense music]

♪ ♪

- I don't know if hugging it out

is the right thing to do.

It's like putting a Band-Aid on,

but there's still blood gushing
all over the place.

I just feel like I can't
let go of you now.

It's like, "Oh, my God.

I'm gonna hold on to you."

- Next time on "The Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills"...

- Are we starting to sweat
a little bit yet?

[upbeat music]

- Everyone had fun
except Lisa Vanderpump.

- I think a dildo's
just a good thing.

Pick one.

- Have you strapped one on yet?

- This mouth has gotten me
into so much trouble.

- Lisa Rinna says
you said she was bipolar.

- I never said
Lisa Rinna was bipolar.

I still have mixed feelings

about the Munchausen
and your sháá about my children,

but I don't bring it up.

- I've never talked sháá
about your children.

- Yolanda, give me
a fáááing break.

- Just relax.

I hold a lot in the vault.

- You're threatening me?

- Lisa Vanderpump... I think
she engages from the side.

I think she doesn't want
to leave any fingerprints.

- We're good.
- How good?

'Cause I need to be
really fáááing good.

- To learn
more about the Housewives,