The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (2010–…): Season 6, Episode 10 - Backwards in Heels - full transcript
Kyle and Lisa Vanderpump plan their burlesque-themed joint anniversary party, but Lisa isn't happy when she finds out Faye Resnick is on Kyle's guest list. Later, Kyle gets angry with Kathryn when she speaks out against Faye as well. Still feeling guilty about bringing up Munchhausen's disease to the other ladies, Lisa Rinna decides it's time to tell Yolanda what was said.
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Housewives of Beverly Hills"...
- I always liked you.
- Yeah.
- I mean, I always thought
you were, like,
the greatest girl.
Back in the '90s,
Kathryn and I both were single.
We were thinking
our sháá didn't stink.
- My sister passed away
last year,
and Italy was
her favorite place,
and I'm gonna bring
some of my sister's ashes.
Love you.
- What's going on with Anwar
and Bella's Lyme disease?
- Hey, I don't know.
If she says it's true, then...
- What does Mohamed say?
- No.
- Munchausen is something
that people could create
if they...
might not be sick.
They make themselves sick.
- Do you know Faye Resnick?
- My feelings about Faye Resnick
are not positive.
She mentioned me in her book,
said that I was just
some kind of,
you know, "turn the blind eye,
look the other way"
kind of wife.
I feel like I'm being phony
if I sit here across the table
and not, like, address
the elephant in the room.
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- My lips were made for talking,
and that's just what they'll do.
- In Beverly Hills,
you can be anything,
but it's most important
to be yourself.
- I'm an enigma
wrapped in a riddle and cash.
- I may be an actress,
but that doesn't mean
I'll stick to your script.
- Fake friends
believe in rumors.
Real friends believe in you.
- Don't hate the game.
Just marry a player.
- I'm passionate about dogs,
just not crazy about bitches.
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♪ ♪
- Hi, guys.
- Hello!
- Hi!
Where are you?
- I'm in the kitchen!
Cup of tea? - Yes.
It's raining all of a sudden.
- Well, we need it.
- Every single...
No, I know; we do need it,
but every time I wash my car,
it rains.
I swear to God,
even if it's, like...
- Well, that's karma, maybe.
- Hot, and...
Karma for what?
- Karma for misbehaving.
Karma for being naughty.
Karma for me having
a bone to pick with you.
- Okay, go ahead.
What is your bone
to pick with me?
- I saw you the day before...
What are you looking for?
- Sugar.
- You don't...
No, you're not having any.
- I don't need sugar.
Go ahead. You were gonna say it.
- Yeah, you don't need sugar.
Okay, no, so I saw you
the day before your party.
I thought it was
a small barbecue.
- It was.
- You know...
You know I have an issue
with Faye Resnick.
You know... - Oh, my God.
- No, I... I...
- Still? Are you being serious?
- Yes.
I haven't seen her since then.
- I thought you said
you don't hold a grudge.
- Three years ago,
Faye kind of attacked me
at my own anniversary party,
and she's never really
apologized.
- I just think that everything's
just a plot and a plan.
And it's just so...
- So you think...
Okay, well, that's
such an insult.
So you think...
- I am not trying to insult you.
- Yeah, well, you have.
I don't like it.
I didn't know Faye
well enough, really,
for her to make kind of
accusations about my character,
and I still remember that
quite clearly.
This was sitting down,
a dinner for ten.
You could have said...
- Oh, my God.
- No, no, you could have...
- How many times have I
sat down at those things
and you had Brandi there when
we weren't, you know, speaking?
- No, no, you could have said
to me, "I'm having a dinner,
"and Faye Resnick's
gonna be there.
I'm letting that orangutan
out of its cage."
- That is really rude.
- I don't like her.
- If you're still
holding on to something
for three years,
then you're holding a grudge.
Let it go.
It's not that big of a deal.
You know what?
I have other things
on my mind right now.
Life's too fáááing short.
Can I please have some sugar?
And quit controlling my drink.
[growls]
I want sugar, okay?
Leave me alone.
What are you saying? I'm fat?
Ugh. - Here you are.
How much do you want?
- Let me do it.
I like to put my own!
- I'll put it in.
- Don't be such a control freak!
- If I invited Witchiepoo,
how would you feel?
- You know what? "Witchiepoo."
- You thought the star
on the back of my neck
was a Jewish star when you know
I'm bloody Wicca,
so please, bullsháá.
- By the way,
if you don't want to be judged
for being a Wiccan,
then don't act like a witch!
If Witchiepoo came,
I would be taken aback,
but whatever...
- Well, that's exactly how...
- I don't even care.
I don't even dislike the woman.
I'm over that.
Bam. Done. - Okay, good.
- I have other problems
in my life.
- Okay, so can I invite her
on Saturday?
- Sure. I don't care.
Well, Faye will be there
Saturday.
- Goody bloody gumdrops,
you know?
Because I can't wait
to see her right now.
I really can't. Yeah.
It's Kyle's
20th anniversary soon,
and it's Ken and I's 33rd.
We're supposed to be looking
at this venue
for our joint anniversary party,
eh... but Kyle...
I'm a little miffed
that she invited Faye,
and hopefully, she's not going
to sit on my lap
at our joint party.
- She still has never said
anything, ever,
against you, just so you know.
- I don't talk about her either.
- Yes, you do.
And you call her rude words.
And I'm not gonna say them,
because they're mean,
and I don't like it.
- I call her one...
- Don't say it.
It's rude, and it's mean.
- Don't you wag
your finger at me.
- And it's bullying
to call somebody that,
so don't even do that.
- Don't you wag
your finger at me.
- I'll wag it at you.
- You wanna go?
- Get your ass in the car.
- Don't you wag it
in my direction.
- Get your ass in the car.
♪ ♪
- How you feeling?
- I want to go on a walk.
I mean, that's like, big.
- That's big.
- I haven't walked in,
you know, nine months.
- Let's go to the beach.
- You're my first walk.
- Perfect!
- Just a couple of weeks ago,
I was going into surgery
not knowing
if I was going to make it
through all of that.
- So here's that old silicone.
- And here I am today, you know,
feeling the sand on my feet
and the sun on my skin,
and it's just...
life is beautiful.
- Okay, this is... this makes me...
- I'm alive!
- You are alive.
This makes me miss
my house in Malibu
just a little bit.
- Oh, isn't it beautiful?
- I have not been here
in a long time.
- Me too;
like, it's been, like, a...
I don't know...
Like, a year maybe.
- What did you think
of Kyle's last night?
- You know, I was just
happy to be out.
- Everybody was happy
to see you.
I could tell that.
Everybody was happy to see you.
- Oh...
- Oh, my God.
I thought you said barbecue.
- I know, but, you know...
- I mean, you guys look
way too cute for a barbecue.
- Look at you!
- So what happened after I left?
Anything exciting?
Because I thought it was
kind of, like...
I think that Kathryn and Faye
have some sort
of a connection, right?
- Yes, they do,
and it's very serious.
It's not, like, a...
A casual connection.
- Really?
- Yes.
- She wrote a book
and spoke of me.
- In the book?
- Yeah.
So don't act like you know me
when you don't know me.
- So Faye...
- Yeah.
- Apologized.
- Yeah.
- And Kathryn accepted
her apology...
- Well, that's nice.
- And said that, you know,
she was ready
to move... you know...
- Move on?
- Move on.
- I mean, it's a long...
- It was a long time ago.
- It's a long time ago, yeah.
25 years. - Yeah.
Um, Lisa Vanderpump was there.
There's been a little talk
that Bella and Anwar
do not have Lyme, or...
- Oh, my God. Are you kidding?
Did they say that?
- I overheard a little bit
of something like that.
- That is...
- Just a discussion.
- That is insane.
- I'm telling Yolanda
what went on at the barbecue
because she has a right to know
who's talking about her kids.
I do feel a sense of...
like it's my duty
to protect her, in a way.
- Oh, my God. Who said that?
- Lisa and Kyle
were discussing it.
- Lisa Vanderpump?
- Yes.
- Oh, my God.
That is just shocking.
Like, it doesn't bother me
about me,
but to say that
about my children?
Lisa... and she always goes, like,
"Oh, I love your children.
I've known your children
since they were little."
And they put that out
in the universe?
You kidding? Oh, my God.
I wish they would
use their energy
that they're wasting
on talking about me,
use it to come
and take care of me.
You know,
you would think that people
would come closer to you
and offer, you know...
- Help.
- A helping hand.
- Yeah, a helping hand.
- You know, it's okay.
I talked to Lisa Rinna
this morning, and...
- What'd she say?
- I would love
to take you to lunch
and sit down and, you know,
have a moment with you
by myself,
not with any of the other girls,
and just sit down with you.
- I'd love for you to come by
and have a coffee.
I mean, I just hear
all kinds of stories
about you talking about me,
which kind of surprised me.
Lisa Rinna talking
about my illness
behind my back is despicable.
It's really a...
A doubt to my integrity
as a woman.
Who in the world has 3 1/2 years
to fake to be sick?
- No.
- Are you kidding me?
- Yolanda, you're not
faking being sick.
- No, but I mean, for what?
- I think this is a good time
for Lisa Rinna to come clean
if she wants to have
a relationship with Yolanda.
A friend is supposed
to be supportive,
especially in your time of need.
- You know, go and tell people
I'm a bitch or whatever,
but don't... don't...
- Don't do that?
- Stoop that low to discredit
somebody's disease.
- Right.
- It's an insult.
[upbeat dance music]
- Okay, hold on.
I can't look at my phone
right now.
Can you...
- No, look at the road.
- I need to pull over
to use my...
To look for the map.
I have it here.
I have the address here.
Can you just put this
in here for me
since I'm driving?
- I'd love to go
through your texts.
- 9400 Culver Boulevard.
- Oh.
Let's go to Faye and see
what she's got to say about me.
- Hey. [laughter]
- Stop... look!
- I don't know what's in there.
- You don't even want me to see
what you've got on your phone...
- No, I don't.
- When it comes to her.
- Sneaky type, you would delete,
cover your tracks...
- Sneaky type?
- Yeah.
♪ ♪
This hotel has a lot of history.
We're gonna make
some more history.
How beautiful. I'm so excited.
- Good to see you again.
- Nice to see you.
- Hi, my name's Milena.
- Hello. Hi.
- Lisa.
- Come on in.
- Look at this.
- Oh, yeah, this is great. Kyle!
- Isn't this the perfect vibe?
Look at this bar.
- This is really good.
- We decided
on a Moulin Rouge theme
for our dual anniversary party
because, let's be honest,
we all want an excuse
to wear fishnets
and thigh-highs and look trashy.
Right? - Okay, I love it.
So this place
isn't too big, Kyle?
You don't want too many people.
- That's why.
If we want a smaller group,
we want it to feel intimate.
We didn't want to do,
like, a 200-person party.
- You're gonna have to cut
your guest list in half.
- No.
- Yes.
- No, I have too many friends.
- Well, I can think
of one person
you can take off the list.
- Oh, stop.
Don't be a bitch. Sorry.
- Oh, please.
Can you believe
she'd talk to me like that?
This is what I have
to put up with.
If you call having to get
your point across
being a bitch, then...
yes, I'm a bitch.
- Oh, my gosh. Lisa.
Look, when you look down,
how beautiful this looks.
When anybody misbehaves,
we can lock 'em down there.
- We actually have a vault
on the second floor
that we can lock people in.
- You have a vault?
- Mm-hmm. When they misbehave.
- Come on... okay.
- Can I reserve a space
for somebody, please?
I've been misbehaving enough.
Now I need to back off.
I... I told her how I felt,
and I think once is enough.
Otherwise I might be accused
of holding a grudge.
- I'm so excited.
- It's gonna be great.
- This room is, like, amazing.
- It's just heaven, yeah.
- Coming up...
- This is my chapel.
- Whoa.
This is a first for me.
This is so crazy.
♪ ♪
[phone rings] - [sighs]
Hello.
- Hi, Erika. It's Lisa.
- Hey. Come on in.
♪ ♪
Hi. - Hello!
- How are you?
- I'm so good.
- Nice to see you.
- Oh, my gosh, nice to see you!
- Thanks for coming out.
- It was easy.
- Yeah, not too bad, right?
- 20 minutes.
- Right, it's no big deal.
- Oh, wow.
[gasps] This is unbelievable.
- She's pretty, right?
- Oh!
She's like a museum.
- You want to go
on a quick tour?
- Uh, you know I do.
- Okay.
This is my library...
- Wow.
- Which is kind of neat.
There's a lot
of cool sháá in here.
- Since my husband
grew up in Pasadena,
I have a little bit of an idea
of what Pasadonians are like.
I'm really interested to see
what Erika's Pasadena is like.
- This is, um,
my dining room, which...
You and Harry will have
to come over sometime.
- Oh!
Erika's house...
I mean, it's exquisite.
It's exquisite.
It is old money done right.
It makes Lisa Vanderpump's house
look like a disco.
It's so very Pasadena.
- Very.
- I mean, really.
Like, this captures it.
Oh, he would love to see this.
- Let me take you upstairs,
and I'll show you my chapel.
- Well, of course
you have a chapel.
- Yeah, 'cause I need to do
a lot of praying.
Okay, so here you go.
- Wow.
- This is my chapel.
- Whoa.
- Pretty, huh?
- Holy moly.
Unbelievable.
- Neat, right?
- Gorgeous.
- I built the chapel because
I collect religious art.
I didn't want to have another,
like, pointless room,
so I thought,
what could I do?
I could make a space
that would be spiritual
and relaxing and pretty.
- Holy cow. This is so crazy.
- Yeah.
- Crazy great.
I personally have never
heard of anyone
having a chapel in their house.
This is a first for me.
And we all know
I've been around a long time.
I've seen a lot of things.
I've done a lot of things.
This is gorgeous. - Have a seat.
Go around. - Oh, my gosh.
Ah! - Fun, right?
- Oh, wow.
Look at this view of this pool
and... I mean, this is...
mwah!
Magnifique!
I really am coming to see Erika
because I just need some advice
on how to approach Yolanda
and to really tell her things
that are very hard
to say to anybody's face.
I rarely get to have a moment
in my day like this, you know?
- Well, that's
'cause you're busy.
- I know, but it's nice
to take this time
and have a little moment,
and it's so nice
to get to know you.
Both: Cheers!
- To you!
Mmm.
That is some good wine.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Hey, Donnie?
- Yeah, babe?
- Honey, do you want me
to make you some oatmeal?
- Please, lovely, what about
with some blueberries?
♪ ♪
- I'm gonna make you tea too,
all right?
- Don't put any milk
in it, please.
You know I don't like dairy.
- You'll get what I give you.
- Okay, babe.
- I want to make sure
that we get
to the gym today for sure.
- I'll go with you if you want.
- Just don't tell me what to do.
Donnie and I met
through mutual friends.
He didn't speak to me.
And then he put his head down
and blushed,
and I was like,
"Oh, my gosh, he's shy."
That was it, then.
That was, like, a done deal.
I was like, "Okay."
[laughs]
[smooth electronic music]
♪ ♪
Don't beat me up today.
♪ ♪
I've always worked out
because being in modeling,
but when I met Donnie,
I was much more into, like,
keeping everything
high and tight.
Oh, wow.
That's good, babe.
Because I'm nine years
older than him,
I never want to show him, like,
"Oh, I'm, like, going downhill,"
so I'm like, whatever
he's doing,
I'm like, "Oh, yeah? Okay."
So I'm always, like, pushing it.
- Ah, there you go.
- Don't help me.
- I'm not helping you.
That's good.
- So you know, uh,
we got this Moulin Rouge party
coming up.
And, uh,
Faye's gonna be there again.
- And?
- I'm not trying to avoid her,
'cause that's just not who I am.
I never avoid anything.
But I'm, uh...
I'm not trying
to be her friend either.
I built up a battle in my head
between Faye and I.
I felt like
it was gonna go down.
You brought my name up,
and so I was like...
- When?
- I don't know;
you wrote about something,
that I was, like, some
"turn the cheek" kind of wife,
and I... you'd never met me.
You didn't know me.
And when she was
180 degrees opposite
of what I expected...
- If I've done anything
to offend anyone,
I'm sorry; I really am.
- I... I was kind of like...
I didn't know
where to go with it.
I just hope
that Faye Resnick has had
20-plus years
to think about it all
and to regret it.
- So how do you feel about
seeing her at the party?
- I'm waiting.
I'm waiting to see
how she's gonna be to me.
When I think back to, like,
what I really wanted
the opportunity to say,
I wanted to, like, just, like,
just reed her ass up and down.
Like, "Where is your dignity?"
Other than my father dying,
to have known someone
who was brutally murdered,
it was one of the hardest things
that I ever went through
emotionally,
but my name
and my ex-husband's name
were not mentioned
until Faye wrote her book.
And then, all the sudden,
we kind of got
sucked into the whirlwind
in a way we had
never wanted to be
and shouldn't have been, ever.
I'll never look at her, though...
When I see her face,
I'm always gonna, like...
Those things are always
gonna come up.
- Yeah.
♪ ♪
- Were you there
at Kyle's barbecue
when Kyle and Lisa
were having a conversation
which was,
you know, the endless,
"Is Yolanda sick or not?"
- Oh.
Yolanda puts it out,
and people respond
and react to it.
- Yes.
- If she didn't put it out
in a public way,
I don't think people
would be talking about it.
Somebody said something to me
that I thought was really
an intense... comment, and...
- I know that.
- You know the comment.
- I know that word.
- I want to thank you
for not doing it tonight,
because if she heard
the word "Munchausen's,"
it may send her over the edge.
- I don't agree
with what it implies.
- No. I don't either.
- But I had a moment
that I engaged in it.
- That's okay.
- And I looked it up.
- Yeah.
- And I went to Lisa and Kyle,
and I opened up to them,
and I said,
"Listen, I need your help,
"'cause I don't know
what to do with this.
"I feel badly
that this came to me.
It was horrible.
I engaged in it."
There's been a lot of chatter
about Yolanda
and her sickness in this town.
I did not come up
with the word "Munchausen,"
I did not say it,
but I engaged
in a conversation about it,
and now I really feel
that it is important
to tell Yolanda.
"And now I feel bad."
- I'm telling you,
if you tell Yolanda this,
I promise you, I really
don't think she's...
She would... she's really gonna
appreciate you
being honest with her.
- I hope so, 'cause
I'm scared to hurt her.
- Don't be afraid.
- Because she's sick,
so you know what I'm saying?
- She's tough.
You guys need to move past it.
- Don't we?
- Yes.
- Coming up...
- Somebody came to me
with a word,
"Munchausen's."
It's when somebody
says they're sick
but they're not.
- [vocalizing]
- Yeah.
That's it. And again.
- [vocalizing]
- Yeah.
All right.
- Being a performer
is more than just
sheer catsuits and rhinestones
and pumps and hair and makeup.
It's a lot of hard work.
- And "le."
- [vocalizing]
- Yeah.
Good.
- Anybody that performs
will tell you,
you know, you got to keep
your instruments sharp.
You have to go to voice class.
You got to go to dance class.
But I've been performing
since I could talk,
so it really never
feels like work.
- What you got to do
is open your mouth.
Roll the tongue forward.
- Ah.
- Behind the bottom teeth.
- Uh-huh.
- All right?
- Uh-huh.
- Now go.
[both vocalizing]
- All right. [laughter]
- [vocalizing]
I've performed
all around the world,
basically every major city
in the United States of America
and some dump ones,
let me tell you,
and next week, I'm in San Diego,
and all the ladies are coming.
Erika Jayne, live onstage.
It's gonna rock their worlds.
[singing operatically]
- Not bad.
You practice this,
what we just did today.
- All right, and I'll get
the music, and I'll listen.
Who should I listen to?
- Mirella Freni.
- Who?
- Mirella Freni.
She would be one.
The other one would be
Montserrat Caballé.
- Text it to me.
- I will.
Okay. - [laughs] All right.
[upbeat dance music]
♪ ♪
- Oh, my goodness.
♪ ♪
- Hey, honey.
- Hi, honey.
- How you doing?
- I'm...
You know, I'm trying
to get organized.
- What is all that?
- Oh, God.
- What is that?
- First of all...
First of all, let me tell you,
there's feathers everywhere
because of this thing;
they're, like, everywhere.
But... we're going
to the Moulin Rouge party.
It's Kyle and Lisa Vanderpump's
anniversaries?
- Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Moulin Rouge. Yeah. - Exactly.
- I like it. Very good.
Very good.
- [sighs]
I'm back from Italy.
It was so amazing and wonderful,
but I'm exhausted.
Weird to be back, isn't it?
- Tired. Jet-lagged. You're not?
- Horribly. You kidding?
- Yeah.
No, it's all good; you gotta...
you gotta move on,
just get through all this.
Right? - Yeah.
- You all right?
With your sister's ashes?
- Yeah, you know,
it's like, um...
I do feel like
it was the right thing to do.
Having Vincent as a constant
throughout my life
and experiencing,
you know, the ups and downs
that life is and can be
with a partner is everything.
I feel like I could share
anything with him.
- This'll be fun, you know?
- Do you see
all the feathers everywhere?
- Kidding me? Oh, that's fun!
Okay. Yeah.
- [laughs]
- All right.
- Oh, my God!
[upbeat bongo music]
♪ ♪
- Hello!
- Hello?
- Hello! both: Hi!
- Oh, my God.
I don't think I'm ready
for that, but thank you.
Good morning.
- I said, the last time
you had a great time,
I brought you a bottle of this,
and this is
for when you're ready.
Yolanda, for me,
is not an easy person
to talk to.
I am not super comfortable.
- What can I get you?
Do you want a co...
I was making coffee.
- I would love a coffee.
So this is really hard for me,
to go over to her house,
in her surroundings,
and to completely open up
and be really honest with her
about something that is ugly.
- Do you want sugar?
- I don't. I'm good.
- Good.
Good girl. - I'm good.
- I'm gonna have one.
- Okay.
- So...
- So, um, I want to be honest,
because I don't feel good about
a few things that, um...
I engaged in some...
Some chatter, I'm gonna call it,
some outside chatter.
Um, and, I don't
feel good about it.
- What was
the conversation about?
- Well, they're confused
and, you know...
- About what?
- About, you know...
Pictures that you post
on Instagram, I think, are...
They're powerful to some people
and even... even to some of us
and even to me, at times.
- And why do you think
I post those?
- To get awareness.
- Exactly.
It's one thing to stand up
for the whole Lyme community
in the world
and to be a voice for people
that can be heard.
I think I've always been
pretty sensitive
as to who are friends
and who are Hollywood friends,
but there seems to be
a whole other box out there
right now of people
that maybe don't have
good intent with me.
It's another thing to stand up
against a friend
who you expect to just
trust your journey.
- Sometimes I can be
impulsive, a stupid assáááá,
and I know that,
and I'm working hard
on not being that
because the true part of me,
my higher self,
is a really good person.
- Stop judging others
until you're perfect yourself.
You know what I mean?
Look in the mirror.
She's just deflecting away
from her own issues.
- I don't know how you're
gonna react to it.
You may say, "Get the fááá out
of my house right now."
- No, I would never say that.
- You might.
Somebody came to me with a word
that I didn't know what it meant
and thought that this is
what you had,
called Munchausen's.
It's when somebody
says they're sick
but they're not.
It's a scary thing.
I don't believe it.
- And so what does it mean?
- It means that
you're not really sick
but you make yourself sick.
- I've never heard
of Munch-mausen-hausen disease.
It's not a word that
I've ever heard or ever used,
so I have no idea
what she's talking about.
- I felt bad for even
hearing it, talking about it
with that person,
and I told Lisa and Eileen
and... and Kyle about it
because it had just happened.
I said, "I feel
really bad about it,
in engaging in a conversation
about that word."
- We're all far from perfect.
That's the truth.
- I try to be, but I know
it's not possible.
Thank you; I don't want
to tire you out,
because I can start to see it
in your eyes...
- Yeah, I'm getting a little...
- Okay, I see,
you're like, "Okay..."
- Feel my hand.
- "I'm done now"...
- This is my... all of a sudden,
I'll start sweating.
- I'm feeling like
I'm the biggest
piece of sháá on the planet
that I would ever
question, talk...
Like, shoot me now.
You've been through a lot...
- Yeah, my body's been
through a lot.
- You've been through
fáááing hell.
- So even in my head, I'm like,
"Okay, I'm getting better."
I can feel now
some of my energy is, like...
- No, I can see, you're like,
"Okay, I'm done now.
"We've done all we need to say...
"we've said all we need to say.
Thank you for coming.
Bye-bye. Go home."
- Yeah.
- Coming up...
- Oh, my God. Look at us.
We are like fáááing
cheap hookers.
Cheap... well, not cheap. No.
Actually, not at all. Expensive.
♪ ♪
- Portie, what about this one?
Will this one fit me?
- No.
Khloe, let me just
try this on you.
- Khlo-Khlo.
What is this?
- It fits perfectly. [giggles]
I love it.
- Ooh.
Super sexy.
- I feel like,
if you've been married
for 20 years in Beverly Hills,
it's like being married
for 100 years somewhere else,
because it's so unheard of.
So I am very proud of that.
I am.
- You look amazing.
- You like this?
- Yeah.
- Should I wear this every day?
- [laughs]
- Should I pick you up at school
like this, Portia?
What do you think, honey?
Fishnets or no fishnets?
- Um, that's... the fish...
That's for the legs?
- [laughs] Yes.
♪ ♪
- Are you almost ready?
- I'm read... I'm coming out!
Are you ready?
- I'm ready. I see legs.
Wow!
Wow. Turn around.
Wow.
- I'm doing
the trash look tonight.
It's like Halloween,
where, like,
all the sluts get a day pass,
you know?
- [laughs]
Gorgeous. - Thank you, baby.
- Beautiful.
♪ ♪
- Hello!
You're late!
Oh, Lordy.
Help me go down this way.
I have to go down backwards.
[laughter]
I'm quite good
at doing it backwards,
just for the record.
Oh, I like it.
- Hold on. I've got... ugh!
- I think we should wear this
every Saturday night.
Oh, that's so cute!
- Ah! you like it?
- My God, those puppies
are about to jump out.
- They are so ridiculous.
Happy anniversary.
- Happy anniversary.
- We made it.
Okay, let's get in.
- Whoa.
- Oh, my God.
- Lisa, it's so hard
to sit down in these.
- Nice.
- My God, tell me.
The funniest thing is not
waiting for you in my hall
for a half an hour.
- I can't even breathe.
♪ ♪
- Oh, hello.
Oh, yeah. This is my girl.
Yes. - Oh, hey, hey, hey!
Hold on; let me not get
this hair in this weave!
- Oh, my God!
- Hi, are you Donnie?
- I am.
You're Erika? - I am she.
So nice to... sháá...
Meet you, sweetheart.
- Nice to meet you as well.
- Hi, gorgeous, how are you?
- Gorgeous... I knew you were
gonna come like that.
- I like the hat.
- Thank you.
You're such a good sport
for doing this.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Where is your husband?
- He's with the clients.
- Oh, okay.
- What is this here?
- My crop.
- It's a whip.
- Just in case.
Someone gets out of line
later...
- Right on.
- Crack 'em!
- Let 'em have it.
- You are so funny.
- You're the tough girl.
- Yeah, a little bit.
- Little bit.
Where did your wife
learn to be so tough?
- It goes back to her childhood.
You got to hear the stories
when she was "Kathy."
- Who the fááá is Kathy?
- Exactly, Kathy would
beat your ass.
- So wait a minute; so... so...
- She came over...
- Rinna told me
about your house.
- Oh, okay, cool.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, you guys have
to come over and hang out.
- I'm dying to.
- Yeah, so she came out
to talk to me about
going to see Yolanda in regards
to saying Yolanda had Munchausen
or she was Munchausen
or that her sickness
wasn't real.
- What?
- Yes.
- Are you serious? Wait.
- Very.
- Lisa said that Yolanda's
sickness isn't real?
- Lisa said that
she had participated
in some conversations
with some other people
in which they were doubting
if Yolanda's sickness was real,
and the word "Munchausen"
was used.
Do I know who said the word
"Munchausen"?
I do not.
- Is Munchausen, like,
with the...
Like, the mind,
like, the prefab,
where you create it?
- You create sickness
for sympathy.
- No.
[fast swinging music]
♪ ♪
Ah, this is nice.
♪ ♪
Beautiful. - Cool.
- Yeah, I have no idea
what to expect.
I've never been
to a Moulin Rouge party.
- After you.
- Don't look
up my skirt, pervert.
- Hi!
- Happy anniversary!
- Wow.
Thank you.
I feel so weird saying it 'cause
it's actually early for me.
It's really, technically,
theirs right now,
but mine's coming.
It's an excuse
to throw a party, though.
- Hello, how you doing?
- Donnie, my husband.
- Nice to meet you.
- There's the grande dame.
- What?
- I know.
- What is that?
- That's about
as handsome as it gets.
That's Donnie. - Wow, that's...
- Well, uh, ditto to you.
- I like the costume.
- Give a twirl, honey.
- What's that?
[laughter]
- Well, anyway,
nice to meet you.
- Yeah, very nice
to meet you as well.
- Donnie's cute, and he's great,
but that looks
like a lot of pressure.
I want somebody, you know,
that his eyes are going
who's not gonna see
the dimple in my ass, you know?
- Hey, Donnie, how are you?
- I'm doing well.
- I thought you'd be bigger.
- Bigger? I lost 30 pounds.
- Oh, that's what you...
- Well, by the way,
your husband was very excited.
I said, "When you saw your wife,
did you say,
'Thank you, Kyle and Lisa'?"
- Yeah. No.
- And he said, "Yes"?
- It's short... thank God
for the bow, or...
- Well, he's very excited to...
[laughs]
- Ha-ha, you've got
no underwear on!
- Yes, I do!
- Yes, she does! She does.
I've already seen it.
- What's that naked ass, then?
♪ ♪
- Oh, my God. Look at us.
We are like fáááing
cheap hookers.
Cheap... well, not cheap. No.
Actually, not at all. Expensive.
Harry's working.
He's out of town.
So if Harry had seen me
leave the house like this,
he would just
shake his head, I think.
He would just go, like,
"Now what are you doing?"
Wow. - Oh, how fabulous.
[all shouting]
- Oh! Look at this body!
- Hello!
- Oh, you look incredible!
- Hello, you look gorgeous!
- I've been waiting for you.
Where have you been?
- We've been, like,
talking in the car.
- I've been filling her in.
I've been kind of
catching her up a little bit.
- Since she was on
that fancy vacation.
- That's right, she was!
- I'm in Italy one second
with my family,
and now I'm going
to a Moulin Rouge party
two days later,
dressed like a hooker.
Go figure.
[upbeat jazzy music]
- Mm... that's what I
just said too.
Did you meet my other daughter?
Alexia. - Hi, nice to meet you.
- Hi. Kathryn.
- Alexia.
- Hi!
- Oh, my God! Look how hot!
- Thank you!
- Whoo!
- Oh, my God! You know what?
- Hot, hot!
You win the best legs, honey!
- Well, honey, I'll take it.
I'll take it.
- Those legs and arms
are insane.
- Look at you!
♪ ♪
- All right, honey.
- I think he's nice.
- No, beyond. Beyond.
- Can tell you guys are friends.
- He's much nicer than I am.
I think women...
I think, as women,
we have to be a little guarded
and, like, you know...
- I think, as women, we have it
a little tougher than they do.
- We do; if you're too nice,
you get taken advantage of.
- Advantage of.
- Yeah.
- People think you're weak.
And then if you're too mean,
then you're a áááá.
You know, you never...
- Oh, I hate that word.
Don't say that word.
- You do? Why?
- I... that's the most
disgusting word.
You're too beautiful
to say that word.
The C word is horrible.
To me, it's, like,
the most degrading thing
you can call someone.
It's just nasty.
It's dirty. It's gross.
Don't say it.
That's a... that's a... ugh.
Just, it's... it's disgusting.
You don't talk like that.
- I kind of do.
- No, you don't!
- I... I won't talk like that
in front of you.
- Don't do it. Don't do it.
- I won't do it.
- You're too beautiful.
- Thank you.
She's trying to correct me.
First off, number one,
I don't care.
Number two, I'm still
gonna use the word "áááá"
every fáááing time I can say it.
- Coming up...
- Whoo!
- Dang, girl!
[all screaming]
- She could probably
wrap her legs
around the back of her head.
I can barely put my socks on.
- Whoo!
- Happy anniversary.
- Nice to see you.
- Hot dang! Hi.
- Happy anniversary.
- Thank you. Thank you.
- Does it feel like yesterday?
- Well, 33 years.
- Hi, sweetie.
- Hello, Faye.
- Darling.
Ugh, what would
an anniversary party be
without Faye Resnick?
- Wow. Wow!
- Well, "wow" to you too.
- Lisa!
I have to say,
you look great!
- She brought it, huh?
- Huh?
- You really brought it.
- I had to find it.
And then I brought it.
- Do you want a refill, honey?
You good?
- No, I'm good, thank you.
Unless you think I need it.
- I'm leaving you guys.
I'm gonna go find my fiancé.
- Oh, is he here?
- Yes, and I think he's in need
of a tequila.
- I'm sure.
- I told Lisa if she said
anything to you,
which she said she's not,
that she's... so don't worry.
'Cause I know you were
worried about that.
I don't think
you have to worry about that.
- Oh, good.
You know, she was fine.
She just said hello.
I... I think it's all good.
- She didn't say anything,
though, just hi?
- Yeah, she was good.
- Perfect.
- I'm Kathryn.
- Nice to meet you.
- Pleasure to meet you as well.
- Great to see you.
- This is Erika.
- Hi. Erika.
- How are you? Vince.
- You know what?
I feel like this is not the way
you should see us
for the first time.
- I know, right?
- Like hookers.
- Carry on.
Do the girl talk, all right?
- Nice to see you.
- Great to see you. Bye-bye.
- Has anybody seen Yolanda?
- No, she's not coming.
- She's not coming.
I heard she looks beautiful.
- She turned on a corner...
- You know what?
I bet she's hopeful,
and it's changed
the whole thing.
- She seemed like it
the day that I was
at her house, you know?
She really did.
- She and Lisa talked it out.
- We talked it out.
Yolanda and I both
want to move forward.
I mean, I've certainly
come clean with her,
and I feel like we've come
to an understanding
and we've chosen to move on.
♪ ♪
- Whoo!
- Yes!
Hit a split! - That's the way.
Come on. - Why not?
- Here it comes. Let's go.
- Do it!
- La, la, la, la, la.
- Oh, shoot.
- Da, da, dum.
- Women back home,
don't ever do that.
- Yes!
- Here we go!
- I'm gonna cheer her on.
- Gonna love it.
- Okay.
- Whoo!
- Dang, girl!
[all screaming]
- I love you so much for that!
You have no idea!
- I mean, there's the component
to a happy marriage.
You know, Kyle can
do the splits,
so she could probably
wrap her legs
around the back of her head.
I can barely put my socks on.
[laughs]
[upbeat dance music]
- Look at this!
- Yes!
- "Club MTV" days!
♪ ♪
- Are you having fun?
- Yeah, you?
- Yeah.
- Mauricio and I have spent
20 wonderful years together.
That is what tonight
is all about.
♪ ♪
- I have one of the best,
longest,
and happiest marriages
in Beverly Hills.
33 damn years, you know?
And no, I don't
have to do the splits,
but I do my part.
Or I let him do my part.
That's probably the secret.
♪ ♪
- I need to put on
some lipstick.
Sorry. - Nothing.
- Did you... did you see Faye?
You were nice, right? [laughs]
- What'd you say?
- Don't get me started.
- I asked Lisa
if she was nice to Faye.
- Is she here?
- Yeah.
- Were you nice to her?
- Yeah.
I was nicer
than I was last time.
- Eh.
I mean, I didn't
know her before,
but from what I knew of
was not good.
- She's a good girl.
She's... she's a good friend.
She's a good person.
- When she was kind of
so kind of aggressive with me,
I just kind of went,
"You know what?"
- It wasn't that aggressive.
- I didn't like it.
- If you really break it down
and what she said,
it wasn't really
that big of a deal.
- Well, it's my prerogative.
It's my prerogative.
- It is, and it's also my job
to defend her,
because that was not...
That wasn't a fair situation.
- How long have
you guys been friends?
- Years.
- Faye and...
I met Faye through
my sister Kathy 20...
- In what year?
- Mm...
1994.
- Now I'm...
I'm questioning Kyle.
I know where Faye was
at that time in her life.
What Faye was then,
I want to believe,
is not who she is now.
But for sure,
I'm holding on to something,
'cause I don't know
what to believe.
I don't... I don't trust her.
She wrote something about me,
and she spoke about me,
and she never met me.
- Yeah, she told me that.
- Yeah, yeah. Don't do that.
- Yeah.
You know, it's been so long;
I haven't reread the book...
- But that was my issue.
I never read the book,
but I heard a lot about it.
And for me,
it was really,
incredibly distasteful,
and to capitalize... and that is
strictly how I viewed it...
- Well, that's
a really strong word,
and I don't want to say that.
- It is?
"Distasteful" is a strong word?
- I don't want to go there
and talk about that
about her, so...
- No, but that's how I felt
about it,
and honestly, for me...
- Well, she had
her own feelings,
which is what she
talked about, so...
And that was 21 years ago,
so yeah.
- But you know what...
A lot of that
is, like,
she brought on herself.
She really did;
she included herself in it
when she really did not need to.
- Well, I think...
Well, I'm not gonna
speak for her, but she has
a different opinion about that.
How does Kathryn have the balls
to be speaking against my friend
at my party
that I invited her to?
Shut the fááá up.
- No one's ever gonna
change my mind
about how I feel about
what that was then.
- Yeah.
Well, and I'm sure
her mind won't be changed about
how she was feeling
at that time too.
But now, like we said,
21 years ago.
It's a new chapter
in everyone's lives.
- Right.
Exactly.
I'm not gonna sit there
because it's your party
and make nice-nice and, like,
act like I like Faye.
Sorry. Not happening.
- Coming up...
- If someone did that to you
about your friend
at your party,
you wouldn't like it.
- You can't change
the way she feels.
- Lookit, my hair
doesn't move, honey.
I can shake it.
I can do all this.
- Is the ponytail a hairpiece?
- It's a hairpiece. Yeah. Look.
- Grow that sháá out!
- All right!
My husband now likes it short,
so I'm kind of fáááed.
- You're not gonna do it.
- I know.
This is what happens.
It gets to a point,
and I go, "Harry,
like it long,
or you want me to cut it?"
He goes, "Cut it."
So I do, 'cause I want
my husband to fááá me.
- Well, all right.
- I think he would still
have sex with me.
I think... you know, sometimes
I just blow smoke
up everyone's ass.
It just shuts 'em up.
Like, zip it.
- I don't know Kathryn
well enough
for her to be talking
like that about Faye
at our party; that's rude.
She's a new friend,
and it's our party;
that's not nice.
- Yeah, but there's a history
between them...
- I don't care.
I don't like that.
- That obviously runs so deep.
If you think about
the fact that...
- If someone did that to you
about your friend
at your party,
you wouldn't like it.
Just admit that.
- Sorry, I was just
walking up to chat.
- No, I wouldn't, but I think...
I think you defended her.
- Yeah, but it wasn't right
for her to do that.
- But you can't change that.
- And to use those words
is rude; I don't like that.
- You can't change that.
You can't change
the way she feels.
- I don't want to get into this.
It was not even my story
21 years ago.
My point is, she shouldn't be,
like, talking like that
when she's at our party...
- Well, then you know what?
- When she's a new friend.
- I like her.
Faye's your friend.
You talk to her.
I like... I like her.
- Great!
- You go tell her.
- I'm not gonna
fáááing tell her.
- I am not, like,
the party conduit here.
I am not the messenger.
- I don't need to get into that.
- I'm gonna have a drink.
You sort it out yourself.
- She shouldn't have even
said that; it's rude.
- You sort it out yourself.
- Lisa should be supporting me
with this out of principle.
It doesn't matter if she
and Faye are friends or not.
The last time Lisa decided
to side with the new girl...
[clears throat]
Didn't work out so well for her.
- [speaking indistinctly]
- Because...
It's bloody nonsense. - Exactly.
- Next time on "The Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills"...
- Are we ready
for the show tonight?
- No!
- No!
- We got to paint that body
head to toe.
- ♪ I'm a temptress ♪
[upbeat dance music]
- Hmm.
[delicate piano music]
[upbeat dance music]
[cheers and applause]
- Did Lisa Rinna say
we were talking about you?
- It was more about
Lisa brought up
my kids not being sick.
- [scoffs]
My name's suddenly being pulled
into something
that I really didn't want
to be a part of.
- Somebody's talking to her
about the kids,
and it wasn't me.
- Who the hell told Yolanda
that somebody said that
about her kids not having it?
- She brought it up to me.
- So let it go.
[dramatic music]
- To learn more
about the housewives, go to:
Housewives of Beverly Hills"...
- I always liked you.
- Yeah.
- I mean, I always thought
you were, like,
the greatest girl.
Back in the '90s,
Kathryn and I both were single.
We were thinking
our sháá didn't stink.
- My sister passed away
last year,
and Italy was
her favorite place,
and I'm gonna bring
some of my sister's ashes.
Love you.
- What's going on with Anwar
and Bella's Lyme disease?
- Hey, I don't know.
If she says it's true, then...
- What does Mohamed say?
- No.
- Munchausen is something
that people could create
if they...
might not be sick.
They make themselves sick.
- Do you know Faye Resnick?
- My feelings about Faye Resnick
are not positive.
She mentioned me in her book,
said that I was just
some kind of,
you know, "turn the blind eye,
look the other way"
kind of wife.
I feel like I'm being phony
if I sit here across the table
and not, like, address
the elephant in the room.
[upbeat music]
- My lips were made for talking,
and that's just what they'll do.
- In Beverly Hills,
you can be anything,
but it's most important
to be yourself.
- I'm an enigma
wrapped in a riddle and cash.
- I may be an actress,
but that doesn't mean
I'll stick to your script.
- Fake friends
believe in rumors.
Real friends believe in you.
- Don't hate the game.
Just marry a player.
- I'm passionate about dogs,
just not crazy about bitches.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Hi, guys.
- Hello!
- Hi!
Where are you?
- I'm in the kitchen!
Cup of tea? - Yes.
It's raining all of a sudden.
- Well, we need it.
- Every single...
No, I know; we do need it,
but every time I wash my car,
it rains.
I swear to God,
even if it's, like...
- Well, that's karma, maybe.
- Hot, and...
Karma for what?
- Karma for misbehaving.
Karma for being naughty.
Karma for me having
a bone to pick with you.
- Okay, go ahead.
What is your bone
to pick with me?
- I saw you the day before...
What are you looking for?
- Sugar.
- You don't...
No, you're not having any.
- I don't need sugar.
Go ahead. You were gonna say it.
- Yeah, you don't need sugar.
Okay, no, so I saw you
the day before your party.
I thought it was
a small barbecue.
- It was.
- You know...
You know I have an issue
with Faye Resnick.
You know... - Oh, my God.
- No, I... I...
- Still? Are you being serious?
- Yes.
I haven't seen her since then.
- I thought you said
you don't hold a grudge.
- Three years ago,
Faye kind of attacked me
at my own anniversary party,
and she's never really
apologized.
- I just think that everything's
just a plot and a plan.
And it's just so...
- So you think...
Okay, well, that's
such an insult.
So you think...
- I am not trying to insult you.
- Yeah, well, you have.
I don't like it.
I didn't know Faye
well enough, really,
for her to make kind of
accusations about my character,
and I still remember that
quite clearly.
This was sitting down,
a dinner for ten.
You could have said...
- Oh, my God.
- No, no, you could have...
- How many times have I
sat down at those things
and you had Brandi there when
we weren't, you know, speaking?
- No, no, you could have said
to me, "I'm having a dinner,
"and Faye Resnick's
gonna be there.
I'm letting that orangutan
out of its cage."
- That is really rude.
- I don't like her.
- If you're still
holding on to something
for three years,
then you're holding a grudge.
Let it go.
It's not that big of a deal.
You know what?
I have other things
on my mind right now.
Life's too fáááing short.
Can I please have some sugar?
And quit controlling my drink.
[growls]
I want sugar, okay?
Leave me alone.
What are you saying? I'm fat?
Ugh. - Here you are.
How much do you want?
- Let me do it.
I like to put my own!
- I'll put it in.
- Don't be such a control freak!
- If I invited Witchiepoo,
how would you feel?
- You know what? "Witchiepoo."
- You thought the star
on the back of my neck
was a Jewish star when you know
I'm bloody Wicca,
so please, bullsháá.
- By the way,
if you don't want to be judged
for being a Wiccan,
then don't act like a witch!
If Witchiepoo came,
I would be taken aback,
but whatever...
- Well, that's exactly how...
- I don't even care.
I don't even dislike the woman.
I'm over that.
Bam. Done. - Okay, good.
- I have other problems
in my life.
- Okay, so can I invite her
on Saturday?
- Sure. I don't care.
Well, Faye will be there
Saturday.
- Goody bloody gumdrops,
you know?
Because I can't wait
to see her right now.
I really can't. Yeah.
It's Kyle's
20th anniversary soon,
and it's Ken and I's 33rd.
We're supposed to be looking
at this venue
for our joint anniversary party,
eh... but Kyle...
I'm a little miffed
that she invited Faye,
and hopefully, she's not going
to sit on my lap
at our joint party.
- She still has never said
anything, ever,
against you, just so you know.
- I don't talk about her either.
- Yes, you do.
And you call her rude words.
And I'm not gonna say them,
because they're mean,
and I don't like it.
- I call her one...
- Don't say it.
It's rude, and it's mean.
- Don't you wag
your finger at me.
- And it's bullying
to call somebody that,
so don't even do that.
- Don't you wag
your finger at me.
- I'll wag it at you.
- You wanna go?
- Get your ass in the car.
- Don't you wag it
in my direction.
- Get your ass in the car.
♪ ♪
- How you feeling?
- I want to go on a walk.
I mean, that's like, big.
- That's big.
- I haven't walked in,
you know, nine months.
- Let's go to the beach.
- You're my first walk.
- Perfect!
- Just a couple of weeks ago,
I was going into surgery
not knowing
if I was going to make it
through all of that.
- So here's that old silicone.
- And here I am today, you know,
feeling the sand on my feet
and the sun on my skin,
and it's just...
life is beautiful.
- Okay, this is... this makes me...
- I'm alive!
- You are alive.
This makes me miss
my house in Malibu
just a little bit.
- Oh, isn't it beautiful?
- I have not been here
in a long time.
- Me too;
like, it's been, like, a...
I don't know...
Like, a year maybe.
- What did you think
of Kyle's last night?
- You know, I was just
happy to be out.
- Everybody was happy
to see you.
I could tell that.
Everybody was happy to see you.
- Oh...
- Oh, my God.
I thought you said barbecue.
- I know, but, you know...
- I mean, you guys look
way too cute for a barbecue.
- Look at you!
- So what happened after I left?
Anything exciting?
Because I thought it was
kind of, like...
I think that Kathryn and Faye
have some sort
of a connection, right?
- Yes, they do,
and it's very serious.
It's not, like, a...
A casual connection.
- Really?
- Yes.
- She wrote a book
and spoke of me.
- In the book?
- Yeah.
So don't act like you know me
when you don't know me.
- So Faye...
- Yeah.
- Apologized.
- Yeah.
- And Kathryn accepted
her apology...
- Well, that's nice.
- And said that, you know,
she was ready
to move... you know...
- Move on?
- Move on.
- I mean, it's a long...
- It was a long time ago.
- It's a long time ago, yeah.
25 years. - Yeah.
Um, Lisa Vanderpump was there.
There's been a little talk
that Bella and Anwar
do not have Lyme, or...
- Oh, my God. Are you kidding?
Did they say that?
- I overheard a little bit
of something like that.
- That is...
- Just a discussion.
- That is insane.
- I'm telling Yolanda
what went on at the barbecue
because she has a right to know
who's talking about her kids.
I do feel a sense of...
like it's my duty
to protect her, in a way.
- Oh, my God. Who said that?
- Lisa and Kyle
were discussing it.
- Lisa Vanderpump?
- Yes.
- Oh, my God.
That is just shocking.
Like, it doesn't bother me
about me,
but to say that
about my children?
Lisa... and she always goes, like,
"Oh, I love your children.
I've known your children
since they were little."
And they put that out
in the universe?
You kidding? Oh, my God.
I wish they would
use their energy
that they're wasting
on talking about me,
use it to come
and take care of me.
You know,
you would think that people
would come closer to you
and offer, you know...
- Help.
- A helping hand.
- Yeah, a helping hand.
- You know, it's okay.
I talked to Lisa Rinna
this morning, and...
- What'd she say?
- I would love
to take you to lunch
and sit down and, you know,
have a moment with you
by myself,
not with any of the other girls,
and just sit down with you.
- I'd love for you to come by
and have a coffee.
I mean, I just hear
all kinds of stories
about you talking about me,
which kind of surprised me.
Lisa Rinna talking
about my illness
behind my back is despicable.
It's really a...
A doubt to my integrity
as a woman.
Who in the world has 3 1/2 years
to fake to be sick?
- No.
- Are you kidding me?
- Yolanda, you're not
faking being sick.
- No, but I mean, for what?
- I think this is a good time
for Lisa Rinna to come clean
if she wants to have
a relationship with Yolanda.
A friend is supposed
to be supportive,
especially in your time of need.
- You know, go and tell people
I'm a bitch or whatever,
but don't... don't...
- Don't do that?
- Stoop that low to discredit
somebody's disease.
- Right.
- It's an insult.
[upbeat dance music]
- Okay, hold on.
I can't look at my phone
right now.
Can you...
- No, look at the road.
- I need to pull over
to use my...
To look for the map.
I have it here.
I have the address here.
Can you just put this
in here for me
since I'm driving?
- I'd love to go
through your texts.
- 9400 Culver Boulevard.
- Oh.
Let's go to Faye and see
what she's got to say about me.
- Hey. [laughter]
- Stop... look!
- I don't know what's in there.
- You don't even want me to see
what you've got on your phone...
- No, I don't.
- When it comes to her.
- Sneaky type, you would delete,
cover your tracks...
- Sneaky type?
- Yeah.
♪ ♪
This hotel has a lot of history.
We're gonna make
some more history.
How beautiful. I'm so excited.
- Good to see you again.
- Nice to see you.
- Hi, my name's Milena.
- Hello. Hi.
- Lisa.
- Come on in.
- Look at this.
- Oh, yeah, this is great. Kyle!
- Isn't this the perfect vibe?
Look at this bar.
- This is really good.
- We decided
on a Moulin Rouge theme
for our dual anniversary party
because, let's be honest,
we all want an excuse
to wear fishnets
and thigh-highs and look trashy.
Right? - Okay, I love it.
So this place
isn't too big, Kyle?
You don't want too many people.
- That's why.
If we want a smaller group,
we want it to feel intimate.
We didn't want to do,
like, a 200-person party.
- You're gonna have to cut
your guest list in half.
- No.
- Yes.
- No, I have too many friends.
- Well, I can think
of one person
you can take off the list.
- Oh, stop.
Don't be a bitch. Sorry.
- Oh, please.
Can you believe
she'd talk to me like that?
This is what I have
to put up with.
If you call having to get
your point across
being a bitch, then...
yes, I'm a bitch.
- Oh, my gosh. Lisa.
Look, when you look down,
how beautiful this looks.
When anybody misbehaves,
we can lock 'em down there.
- We actually have a vault
on the second floor
that we can lock people in.
- You have a vault?
- Mm-hmm. When they misbehave.
- Come on... okay.
- Can I reserve a space
for somebody, please?
I've been misbehaving enough.
Now I need to back off.
I... I told her how I felt,
and I think once is enough.
Otherwise I might be accused
of holding a grudge.
- I'm so excited.
- It's gonna be great.
- This room is, like, amazing.
- It's just heaven, yeah.
- Coming up...
- This is my chapel.
- Whoa.
This is a first for me.
This is so crazy.
♪ ♪
[phone rings] - [sighs]
Hello.
- Hi, Erika. It's Lisa.
- Hey. Come on in.
♪ ♪
Hi. - Hello!
- How are you?
- I'm so good.
- Nice to see you.
- Oh, my gosh, nice to see you!
- Thanks for coming out.
- It was easy.
- Yeah, not too bad, right?
- 20 minutes.
- Right, it's no big deal.
- Oh, wow.
[gasps] This is unbelievable.
- She's pretty, right?
- Oh!
She's like a museum.
- You want to go
on a quick tour?
- Uh, you know I do.
- Okay.
This is my library...
- Wow.
- Which is kind of neat.
There's a lot
of cool sháá in here.
- Since my husband
grew up in Pasadena,
I have a little bit of an idea
of what Pasadonians are like.
I'm really interested to see
what Erika's Pasadena is like.
- This is, um,
my dining room, which...
You and Harry will have
to come over sometime.
- Oh!
Erika's house...
I mean, it's exquisite.
It's exquisite.
It is old money done right.
It makes Lisa Vanderpump's house
look like a disco.
It's so very Pasadena.
- Very.
- I mean, really.
Like, this captures it.
Oh, he would love to see this.
- Let me take you upstairs,
and I'll show you my chapel.
- Well, of course
you have a chapel.
- Yeah, 'cause I need to do
a lot of praying.
Okay, so here you go.
- Wow.
- This is my chapel.
- Whoa.
- Pretty, huh?
- Holy moly.
Unbelievable.
- Neat, right?
- Gorgeous.
- I built the chapel because
I collect religious art.
I didn't want to have another,
like, pointless room,
so I thought,
what could I do?
I could make a space
that would be spiritual
and relaxing and pretty.
- Holy cow. This is so crazy.
- Yeah.
- Crazy great.
I personally have never
heard of anyone
having a chapel in their house.
This is a first for me.
And we all know
I've been around a long time.
I've seen a lot of things.
I've done a lot of things.
This is gorgeous. - Have a seat.
Go around. - Oh, my gosh.
Ah! - Fun, right?
- Oh, wow.
Look at this view of this pool
and... I mean, this is...
mwah!
Magnifique!
I really am coming to see Erika
because I just need some advice
on how to approach Yolanda
and to really tell her things
that are very hard
to say to anybody's face.
I rarely get to have a moment
in my day like this, you know?
- Well, that's
'cause you're busy.
- I know, but it's nice
to take this time
and have a little moment,
and it's so nice
to get to know you.
Both: Cheers!
- To you!
Mmm.
That is some good wine.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Hey, Donnie?
- Yeah, babe?
- Honey, do you want me
to make you some oatmeal?
- Please, lovely, what about
with some blueberries?
♪ ♪
- I'm gonna make you tea too,
all right?
- Don't put any milk
in it, please.
You know I don't like dairy.
- You'll get what I give you.
- Okay, babe.
- I want to make sure
that we get
to the gym today for sure.
- I'll go with you if you want.
- Just don't tell me what to do.
Donnie and I met
through mutual friends.
He didn't speak to me.
And then he put his head down
and blushed,
and I was like,
"Oh, my gosh, he's shy."
That was it, then.
That was, like, a done deal.
I was like, "Okay."
[laughs]
[smooth electronic music]
♪ ♪
Don't beat me up today.
♪ ♪
I've always worked out
because being in modeling,
but when I met Donnie,
I was much more into, like,
keeping everything
high and tight.
Oh, wow.
That's good, babe.
Because I'm nine years
older than him,
I never want to show him, like,
"Oh, I'm, like, going downhill,"
so I'm like, whatever
he's doing,
I'm like, "Oh, yeah? Okay."
So I'm always, like, pushing it.
- Ah, there you go.
- Don't help me.
- I'm not helping you.
That's good.
- So you know, uh,
we got this Moulin Rouge party
coming up.
And, uh,
Faye's gonna be there again.
- And?
- I'm not trying to avoid her,
'cause that's just not who I am.
I never avoid anything.
But I'm, uh...
I'm not trying
to be her friend either.
I built up a battle in my head
between Faye and I.
I felt like
it was gonna go down.
You brought my name up,
and so I was like...
- When?
- I don't know;
you wrote about something,
that I was, like, some
"turn the cheek" kind of wife,
and I... you'd never met me.
You didn't know me.
And when she was
180 degrees opposite
of what I expected...
- If I've done anything
to offend anyone,
I'm sorry; I really am.
- I... I was kind of like...
I didn't know
where to go with it.
I just hope
that Faye Resnick has had
20-plus years
to think about it all
and to regret it.
- So how do you feel about
seeing her at the party?
- I'm waiting.
I'm waiting to see
how she's gonna be to me.
When I think back to, like,
what I really wanted
the opportunity to say,
I wanted to, like, just, like,
just reed her ass up and down.
Like, "Where is your dignity?"
Other than my father dying,
to have known someone
who was brutally murdered,
it was one of the hardest things
that I ever went through
emotionally,
but my name
and my ex-husband's name
were not mentioned
until Faye wrote her book.
And then, all the sudden,
we kind of got
sucked into the whirlwind
in a way we had
never wanted to be
and shouldn't have been, ever.
I'll never look at her, though...
When I see her face,
I'm always gonna, like...
Those things are always
gonna come up.
- Yeah.
♪ ♪
- Were you there
at Kyle's barbecue
when Kyle and Lisa
were having a conversation
which was,
you know, the endless,
"Is Yolanda sick or not?"
- Oh.
Yolanda puts it out,
and people respond
and react to it.
- Yes.
- If she didn't put it out
in a public way,
I don't think people
would be talking about it.
Somebody said something to me
that I thought was really
an intense... comment, and...
- I know that.
- You know the comment.
- I know that word.
- I want to thank you
for not doing it tonight,
because if she heard
the word "Munchausen's,"
it may send her over the edge.
- I don't agree
with what it implies.
- No. I don't either.
- But I had a moment
that I engaged in it.
- That's okay.
- And I looked it up.
- Yeah.
- And I went to Lisa and Kyle,
and I opened up to them,
and I said,
"Listen, I need your help,
"'cause I don't know
what to do with this.
"I feel badly
that this came to me.
It was horrible.
I engaged in it."
There's been a lot of chatter
about Yolanda
and her sickness in this town.
I did not come up
with the word "Munchausen,"
I did not say it,
but I engaged
in a conversation about it,
and now I really feel
that it is important
to tell Yolanda.
"And now I feel bad."
- I'm telling you,
if you tell Yolanda this,
I promise you, I really
don't think she's...
She would... she's really gonna
appreciate you
being honest with her.
- I hope so, 'cause
I'm scared to hurt her.
- Don't be afraid.
- Because she's sick,
so you know what I'm saying?
- She's tough.
You guys need to move past it.
- Don't we?
- Yes.
- Coming up...
- Somebody came to me
with a word,
"Munchausen's."
It's when somebody
says they're sick
but they're not.
- [vocalizing]
- Yeah.
That's it. And again.
- [vocalizing]
- Yeah.
All right.
- Being a performer
is more than just
sheer catsuits and rhinestones
and pumps and hair and makeup.
It's a lot of hard work.
- And "le."
- [vocalizing]
- Yeah.
Good.
- Anybody that performs
will tell you,
you know, you got to keep
your instruments sharp.
You have to go to voice class.
You got to go to dance class.
But I've been performing
since I could talk,
so it really never
feels like work.
- What you got to do
is open your mouth.
Roll the tongue forward.
- Ah.
- Behind the bottom teeth.
- Uh-huh.
- All right?
- Uh-huh.
- Now go.
[both vocalizing]
- All right. [laughter]
- [vocalizing]
I've performed
all around the world,
basically every major city
in the United States of America
and some dump ones,
let me tell you,
and next week, I'm in San Diego,
and all the ladies are coming.
Erika Jayne, live onstage.
It's gonna rock their worlds.
[singing operatically]
- Not bad.
You practice this,
what we just did today.
- All right, and I'll get
the music, and I'll listen.
Who should I listen to?
- Mirella Freni.
- Who?
- Mirella Freni.
She would be one.
The other one would be
Montserrat Caballé.
- Text it to me.
- I will.
Okay. - [laughs] All right.
[upbeat dance music]
♪ ♪
- Oh, my goodness.
♪ ♪
- Hey, honey.
- Hi, honey.
- How you doing?
- I'm...
You know, I'm trying
to get organized.
- What is all that?
- Oh, God.
- What is that?
- First of all...
First of all, let me tell you,
there's feathers everywhere
because of this thing;
they're, like, everywhere.
But... we're going
to the Moulin Rouge party.
It's Kyle and Lisa Vanderpump's
anniversaries?
- Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Moulin Rouge. Yeah. - Exactly.
- I like it. Very good.
Very good.
- [sighs]
I'm back from Italy.
It was so amazing and wonderful,
but I'm exhausted.
Weird to be back, isn't it?
- Tired. Jet-lagged. You're not?
- Horribly. You kidding?
- Yeah.
No, it's all good; you gotta...
you gotta move on,
just get through all this.
Right? - Yeah.
- You all right?
With your sister's ashes?
- Yeah, you know,
it's like, um...
I do feel like
it was the right thing to do.
Having Vincent as a constant
throughout my life
and experiencing,
you know, the ups and downs
that life is and can be
with a partner is everything.
I feel like I could share
anything with him.
- This'll be fun, you know?
- Do you see
all the feathers everywhere?
- Kidding me? Oh, that's fun!
Okay. Yeah.
- [laughs]
- All right.
- Oh, my God!
[upbeat bongo music]
♪ ♪
- Hello!
- Hello?
- Hello! both: Hi!
- Oh, my God.
I don't think I'm ready
for that, but thank you.
Good morning.
- I said, the last time
you had a great time,
I brought you a bottle of this,
and this is
for when you're ready.
Yolanda, for me,
is not an easy person
to talk to.
I am not super comfortable.
- What can I get you?
Do you want a co...
I was making coffee.
- I would love a coffee.
So this is really hard for me,
to go over to her house,
in her surroundings,
and to completely open up
and be really honest with her
about something that is ugly.
- Do you want sugar?
- I don't. I'm good.
- Good.
Good girl. - I'm good.
- I'm gonna have one.
- Okay.
- So...
- So, um, I want to be honest,
because I don't feel good about
a few things that, um...
I engaged in some...
Some chatter, I'm gonna call it,
some outside chatter.
Um, and, I don't
feel good about it.
- What was
the conversation about?
- Well, they're confused
and, you know...
- About what?
- About, you know...
Pictures that you post
on Instagram, I think, are...
They're powerful to some people
and even... even to some of us
and even to me, at times.
- And why do you think
I post those?
- To get awareness.
- Exactly.
It's one thing to stand up
for the whole Lyme community
in the world
and to be a voice for people
that can be heard.
I think I've always been
pretty sensitive
as to who are friends
and who are Hollywood friends,
but there seems to be
a whole other box out there
right now of people
that maybe don't have
good intent with me.
It's another thing to stand up
against a friend
who you expect to just
trust your journey.
- Sometimes I can be
impulsive, a stupid assáááá,
and I know that,
and I'm working hard
on not being that
because the true part of me,
my higher self,
is a really good person.
- Stop judging others
until you're perfect yourself.
You know what I mean?
Look in the mirror.
She's just deflecting away
from her own issues.
- I don't know how you're
gonna react to it.
You may say, "Get the fááá out
of my house right now."
- No, I would never say that.
- You might.
Somebody came to me with a word
that I didn't know what it meant
and thought that this is
what you had,
called Munchausen's.
It's when somebody
says they're sick
but they're not.
It's a scary thing.
I don't believe it.
- And so what does it mean?
- It means that
you're not really sick
but you make yourself sick.
- I've never heard
of Munch-mausen-hausen disease.
It's not a word that
I've ever heard or ever used,
so I have no idea
what she's talking about.
- I felt bad for even
hearing it, talking about it
with that person,
and I told Lisa and Eileen
and... and Kyle about it
because it had just happened.
I said, "I feel
really bad about it,
in engaging in a conversation
about that word."
- We're all far from perfect.
That's the truth.
- I try to be, but I know
it's not possible.
Thank you; I don't want
to tire you out,
because I can start to see it
in your eyes...
- Yeah, I'm getting a little...
- Okay, I see,
you're like, "Okay..."
- Feel my hand.
- "I'm done now"...
- This is my... all of a sudden,
I'll start sweating.
- I'm feeling like
I'm the biggest
piece of sháá on the planet
that I would ever
question, talk...
Like, shoot me now.
You've been through a lot...
- Yeah, my body's been
through a lot.
- You've been through
fáááing hell.
- So even in my head, I'm like,
"Okay, I'm getting better."
I can feel now
some of my energy is, like...
- No, I can see, you're like,
"Okay, I'm done now.
"We've done all we need to say...
"we've said all we need to say.
Thank you for coming.
Bye-bye. Go home."
- Yeah.
- Coming up...
- Oh, my God. Look at us.
We are like fáááing
cheap hookers.
Cheap... well, not cheap. No.
Actually, not at all. Expensive.
♪ ♪
- Portie, what about this one?
Will this one fit me?
- No.
Khloe, let me just
try this on you.
- Khlo-Khlo.
What is this?
- It fits perfectly. [giggles]
I love it.
- Ooh.
Super sexy.
- I feel like,
if you've been married
for 20 years in Beverly Hills,
it's like being married
for 100 years somewhere else,
because it's so unheard of.
So I am very proud of that.
I am.
- You look amazing.
- You like this?
- Yeah.
- Should I wear this every day?
- [laughs]
- Should I pick you up at school
like this, Portia?
What do you think, honey?
Fishnets or no fishnets?
- Um, that's... the fish...
That's for the legs?
- [laughs] Yes.
♪ ♪
- Are you almost ready?
- I'm read... I'm coming out!
Are you ready?
- I'm ready. I see legs.
Wow!
Wow. Turn around.
Wow.
- I'm doing
the trash look tonight.
It's like Halloween,
where, like,
all the sluts get a day pass,
you know?
- [laughs]
Gorgeous. - Thank you, baby.
- Beautiful.
♪ ♪
- Hello!
You're late!
Oh, Lordy.
Help me go down this way.
I have to go down backwards.
[laughter]
I'm quite good
at doing it backwards,
just for the record.
Oh, I like it.
- Hold on. I've got... ugh!
- I think we should wear this
every Saturday night.
Oh, that's so cute!
- Ah! you like it?
- My God, those puppies
are about to jump out.
- They are so ridiculous.
Happy anniversary.
- Happy anniversary.
- We made it.
Okay, let's get in.
- Whoa.
- Oh, my God.
- Lisa, it's so hard
to sit down in these.
- Nice.
- My God, tell me.
The funniest thing is not
waiting for you in my hall
for a half an hour.
- I can't even breathe.
♪ ♪
- Oh, hello.
Oh, yeah. This is my girl.
Yes. - Oh, hey, hey, hey!
Hold on; let me not get
this hair in this weave!
- Oh, my God!
- Hi, are you Donnie?
- I am.
You're Erika? - I am she.
So nice to... sháá...
Meet you, sweetheart.
- Nice to meet you as well.
- Hi, gorgeous, how are you?
- Gorgeous... I knew you were
gonna come like that.
- I like the hat.
- Thank you.
You're such a good sport
for doing this.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Where is your husband?
- He's with the clients.
- Oh, okay.
- What is this here?
- My crop.
- It's a whip.
- Just in case.
Someone gets out of line
later...
- Right on.
- Crack 'em!
- Let 'em have it.
- You are so funny.
- You're the tough girl.
- Yeah, a little bit.
- Little bit.
Where did your wife
learn to be so tough?
- It goes back to her childhood.
You got to hear the stories
when she was "Kathy."
- Who the fááá is Kathy?
- Exactly, Kathy would
beat your ass.
- So wait a minute; so... so...
- She came over...
- Rinna told me
about your house.
- Oh, okay, cool.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, you guys have
to come over and hang out.
- I'm dying to.
- Yeah, so she came out
to talk to me about
going to see Yolanda in regards
to saying Yolanda had Munchausen
or she was Munchausen
or that her sickness
wasn't real.
- What?
- Yes.
- Are you serious? Wait.
- Very.
- Lisa said that Yolanda's
sickness isn't real?
- Lisa said that
she had participated
in some conversations
with some other people
in which they were doubting
if Yolanda's sickness was real,
and the word "Munchausen"
was used.
Do I know who said the word
"Munchausen"?
I do not.
- Is Munchausen, like,
with the...
Like, the mind,
like, the prefab,
where you create it?
- You create sickness
for sympathy.
- No.
[fast swinging music]
♪ ♪
Ah, this is nice.
♪ ♪
Beautiful. - Cool.
- Yeah, I have no idea
what to expect.
I've never been
to a Moulin Rouge party.
- After you.
- Don't look
up my skirt, pervert.
- Hi!
- Happy anniversary!
- Wow.
Thank you.
I feel so weird saying it 'cause
it's actually early for me.
It's really, technically,
theirs right now,
but mine's coming.
It's an excuse
to throw a party, though.
- Hello, how you doing?
- Donnie, my husband.
- Nice to meet you.
- There's the grande dame.
- What?
- I know.
- What is that?
- That's about
as handsome as it gets.
That's Donnie. - Wow, that's...
- Well, uh, ditto to you.
- I like the costume.
- Give a twirl, honey.
- What's that?
[laughter]
- Well, anyway,
nice to meet you.
- Yeah, very nice
to meet you as well.
- Donnie's cute, and he's great,
but that looks
like a lot of pressure.
I want somebody, you know,
that his eyes are going
who's not gonna see
the dimple in my ass, you know?
- Hey, Donnie, how are you?
- I'm doing well.
- I thought you'd be bigger.
- Bigger? I lost 30 pounds.
- Oh, that's what you...
- Well, by the way,
your husband was very excited.
I said, "When you saw your wife,
did you say,
'Thank you, Kyle and Lisa'?"
- Yeah. No.
- And he said, "Yes"?
- It's short... thank God
for the bow, or...
- Well, he's very excited to...
[laughs]
- Ha-ha, you've got
no underwear on!
- Yes, I do!
- Yes, she does! She does.
I've already seen it.
- What's that naked ass, then?
♪ ♪
- Oh, my God. Look at us.
We are like fáááing
cheap hookers.
Cheap... well, not cheap. No.
Actually, not at all. Expensive.
Harry's working.
He's out of town.
So if Harry had seen me
leave the house like this,
he would just
shake his head, I think.
He would just go, like,
"Now what are you doing?"
Wow. - Oh, how fabulous.
[all shouting]
- Oh! Look at this body!
- Hello!
- Oh, you look incredible!
- Hello, you look gorgeous!
- I've been waiting for you.
Where have you been?
- We've been, like,
talking in the car.
- I've been filling her in.
I've been kind of
catching her up a little bit.
- Since she was on
that fancy vacation.
- That's right, she was!
- I'm in Italy one second
with my family,
and now I'm going
to a Moulin Rouge party
two days later,
dressed like a hooker.
Go figure.
[upbeat jazzy music]
- Mm... that's what I
just said too.
Did you meet my other daughter?
Alexia. - Hi, nice to meet you.
- Hi. Kathryn.
- Alexia.
- Hi!
- Oh, my God! Look how hot!
- Thank you!
- Whoo!
- Oh, my God! You know what?
- Hot, hot!
You win the best legs, honey!
- Well, honey, I'll take it.
I'll take it.
- Those legs and arms
are insane.
- Look at you!
♪ ♪
- All right, honey.
- I think he's nice.
- No, beyond. Beyond.
- Can tell you guys are friends.
- He's much nicer than I am.
I think women...
I think, as women,
we have to be a little guarded
and, like, you know...
- I think, as women, we have it
a little tougher than they do.
- We do; if you're too nice,
you get taken advantage of.
- Advantage of.
- Yeah.
- People think you're weak.
And then if you're too mean,
then you're a áááá.
You know, you never...
- Oh, I hate that word.
Don't say that word.
- You do? Why?
- I... that's the most
disgusting word.
You're too beautiful
to say that word.
The C word is horrible.
To me, it's, like,
the most degrading thing
you can call someone.
It's just nasty.
It's dirty. It's gross.
Don't say it.
That's a... that's a... ugh.
Just, it's... it's disgusting.
You don't talk like that.
- I kind of do.
- No, you don't!
- I... I won't talk like that
in front of you.
- Don't do it. Don't do it.
- I won't do it.
- You're too beautiful.
- Thank you.
She's trying to correct me.
First off, number one,
I don't care.
Number two, I'm still
gonna use the word "áááá"
every fáááing time I can say it.
- Coming up...
- Whoo!
- Dang, girl!
[all screaming]
- She could probably
wrap her legs
around the back of her head.
I can barely put my socks on.
- Whoo!
- Happy anniversary.
- Nice to see you.
- Hot dang! Hi.
- Happy anniversary.
- Thank you. Thank you.
- Does it feel like yesterday?
- Well, 33 years.
- Hi, sweetie.
- Hello, Faye.
- Darling.
Ugh, what would
an anniversary party be
without Faye Resnick?
- Wow. Wow!
- Well, "wow" to you too.
- Lisa!
I have to say,
you look great!
- She brought it, huh?
- Huh?
- You really brought it.
- I had to find it.
And then I brought it.
- Do you want a refill, honey?
You good?
- No, I'm good, thank you.
Unless you think I need it.
- I'm leaving you guys.
I'm gonna go find my fiancé.
- Oh, is he here?
- Yes, and I think he's in need
of a tequila.
- I'm sure.
- I told Lisa if she said
anything to you,
which she said she's not,
that she's... so don't worry.
'Cause I know you were
worried about that.
I don't think
you have to worry about that.
- Oh, good.
You know, she was fine.
She just said hello.
I... I think it's all good.
- She didn't say anything,
though, just hi?
- Yeah, she was good.
- Perfect.
- I'm Kathryn.
- Nice to meet you.
- Pleasure to meet you as well.
- Great to see you.
- This is Erika.
- Hi. Erika.
- How are you? Vince.
- You know what?
I feel like this is not the way
you should see us
for the first time.
- I know, right?
- Like hookers.
- Carry on.
Do the girl talk, all right?
- Nice to see you.
- Great to see you. Bye-bye.
- Has anybody seen Yolanda?
- No, she's not coming.
- She's not coming.
I heard she looks beautiful.
- She turned on a corner...
- You know what?
I bet she's hopeful,
and it's changed
the whole thing.
- She seemed like it
the day that I was
at her house, you know?
She really did.
- She and Lisa talked it out.
- We talked it out.
Yolanda and I both
want to move forward.
I mean, I've certainly
come clean with her,
and I feel like we've come
to an understanding
and we've chosen to move on.
♪ ♪
- Whoo!
- Yes!
Hit a split! - That's the way.
Come on. - Why not?
- Here it comes. Let's go.
- Do it!
- La, la, la, la, la.
- Oh, shoot.
- Da, da, dum.
- Women back home,
don't ever do that.
- Yes!
- Here we go!
- I'm gonna cheer her on.
- Gonna love it.
- Okay.
- Whoo!
- Dang, girl!
[all screaming]
- I love you so much for that!
You have no idea!
- I mean, there's the component
to a happy marriage.
You know, Kyle can
do the splits,
so she could probably
wrap her legs
around the back of her head.
I can barely put my socks on.
[laughs]
[upbeat dance music]
- Look at this!
- Yes!
- "Club MTV" days!
♪ ♪
- Are you having fun?
- Yeah, you?
- Yeah.
- Mauricio and I have spent
20 wonderful years together.
That is what tonight
is all about.
♪ ♪
- I have one of the best,
longest,
and happiest marriages
in Beverly Hills.
33 damn years, you know?
And no, I don't
have to do the splits,
but I do my part.
Or I let him do my part.
That's probably the secret.
♪ ♪
- I need to put on
some lipstick.
Sorry. - Nothing.
- Did you... did you see Faye?
You were nice, right? [laughs]
- What'd you say?
- Don't get me started.
- I asked Lisa
if she was nice to Faye.
- Is she here?
- Yeah.
- Were you nice to her?
- Yeah.
I was nicer
than I was last time.
- Eh.
I mean, I didn't
know her before,
but from what I knew of
was not good.
- She's a good girl.
She's... she's a good friend.
She's a good person.
- When she was kind of
so kind of aggressive with me,
I just kind of went,
"You know what?"
- It wasn't that aggressive.
- I didn't like it.
- If you really break it down
and what she said,
it wasn't really
that big of a deal.
- Well, it's my prerogative.
It's my prerogative.
- It is, and it's also my job
to defend her,
because that was not...
That wasn't a fair situation.
- How long have
you guys been friends?
- Years.
- Faye and...
I met Faye through
my sister Kathy 20...
- In what year?
- Mm...
1994.
- Now I'm...
I'm questioning Kyle.
I know where Faye was
at that time in her life.
What Faye was then,
I want to believe,
is not who she is now.
But for sure,
I'm holding on to something,
'cause I don't know
what to believe.
I don't... I don't trust her.
She wrote something about me,
and she spoke about me,
and she never met me.
- Yeah, she told me that.
- Yeah, yeah. Don't do that.
- Yeah.
You know, it's been so long;
I haven't reread the book...
- But that was my issue.
I never read the book,
but I heard a lot about it.
And for me,
it was really,
incredibly distasteful,
and to capitalize... and that is
strictly how I viewed it...
- Well, that's
a really strong word,
and I don't want to say that.
- It is?
"Distasteful" is a strong word?
- I don't want to go there
and talk about that
about her, so...
- No, but that's how I felt
about it,
and honestly, for me...
- Well, she had
her own feelings,
which is what she
talked about, so...
And that was 21 years ago,
so yeah.
- But you know what...
A lot of that
is, like,
she brought on herself.
She really did;
she included herself in it
when she really did not need to.
- Well, I think...
Well, I'm not gonna
speak for her, but she has
a different opinion about that.
How does Kathryn have the balls
to be speaking against my friend
at my party
that I invited her to?
Shut the fááá up.
- No one's ever gonna
change my mind
about how I feel about
what that was then.
- Yeah.
Well, and I'm sure
her mind won't be changed about
how she was feeling
at that time too.
But now, like we said,
21 years ago.
It's a new chapter
in everyone's lives.
- Right.
Exactly.
I'm not gonna sit there
because it's your party
and make nice-nice and, like,
act like I like Faye.
Sorry. Not happening.
- Coming up...
- If someone did that to you
about your friend
at your party,
you wouldn't like it.
- You can't change
the way she feels.
- Lookit, my hair
doesn't move, honey.
I can shake it.
I can do all this.
- Is the ponytail a hairpiece?
- It's a hairpiece. Yeah. Look.
- Grow that sháá out!
- All right!
My husband now likes it short,
so I'm kind of fáááed.
- You're not gonna do it.
- I know.
This is what happens.
It gets to a point,
and I go, "Harry,
like it long,
or you want me to cut it?"
He goes, "Cut it."
So I do, 'cause I want
my husband to fááá me.
- Well, all right.
- I think he would still
have sex with me.
I think... you know, sometimes
I just blow smoke
up everyone's ass.
It just shuts 'em up.
Like, zip it.
- I don't know Kathryn
well enough
for her to be talking
like that about Faye
at our party; that's rude.
She's a new friend,
and it's our party;
that's not nice.
- Yeah, but there's a history
between them...
- I don't care.
I don't like that.
- That obviously runs so deep.
If you think about
the fact that...
- If someone did that to you
about your friend
at your party,
you wouldn't like it.
Just admit that.
- Sorry, I was just
walking up to chat.
- No, I wouldn't, but I think...
I think you defended her.
- Yeah, but it wasn't right
for her to do that.
- But you can't change that.
- And to use those words
is rude; I don't like that.
- You can't change that.
You can't change
the way she feels.
- I don't want to get into this.
It was not even my story
21 years ago.
My point is, she shouldn't be,
like, talking like that
when she's at our party...
- Well, then you know what?
- When she's a new friend.
- I like her.
Faye's your friend.
You talk to her.
I like... I like her.
- Great!
- You go tell her.
- I'm not gonna
fáááing tell her.
- I am not, like,
the party conduit here.
I am not the messenger.
- I don't need to get into that.
- I'm gonna have a drink.
You sort it out yourself.
- She shouldn't have even
said that; it's rude.
- You sort it out yourself.
- Lisa should be supporting me
with this out of principle.
It doesn't matter if she
and Faye are friends or not.
The last time Lisa decided
to side with the new girl...
[clears throat]
Didn't work out so well for her.
- [speaking indistinctly]
- Because...
It's bloody nonsense. - Exactly.
- Next time on "The Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills"...
- Are we ready
for the show tonight?
- No!
- No!
- We got to paint that body
head to toe.
- ♪ I'm a temptress ♪
[upbeat dance music]
- Hmm.
[delicate piano music]
[upbeat dance music]
[cheers and applause]
- Did Lisa Rinna say
we were talking about you?
- It was more about
Lisa brought up
my kids not being sick.
- [scoffs]
My name's suddenly being pulled
into something
that I really didn't want
to be a part of.
- Somebody's talking to her
about the kids,
and it wasn't me.
- Who the hell told Yolanda
that somebody said that
about her kids not having it?
- She brought it up to me.
- So let it go.
[dramatic music]
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