The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (2010–…): Season 6, Episode 9 - Busted BBQ - full transcript
Lisa Vanderpump takes a tour of the space that Ken wants for a new restaurant, and it turns out to be a sex shop! Eileen flies to Italy to spread her sister's ashes. Kyle hosts a BBQ where ...
- Previously on "The Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills"...
- Italy was her favorite place,
and I'm gonna bring
some of my sister's ashes.
- Oh, I love that.
- That is beautiful.
- My sister Connie
was fighting breast cancer,
and she did not let anybody know
that she was terminal.
- She did really great.
It was a seven hour surgery,
and it was really intense.
- Oh, how are you feeling?
- The doctor said
after the 1,000s
of explants she's done,
she'd never seen anybody
with leakage like mine.
- Katherine.
- Hi.
- You know what's flashing on
me more than anything right now?
- What?
- OJ.
Katherine was married
to Marcus Allen.
Marcus Allen was
really good friends with OJ.
There's this rumor
that Marcus was having
an affair with Nicole.
- Kyle.
- Do you know Faye Resnick?
- Mm-mm.
- She's a very close
friend of mine.
- I never met her.
- My feelings about Faye Resnick
are not positive.
She mentioned me in her book.
Said that I was
just some kind of, you know,
turn the blind eye kinda girl.
She says she knows me.
She does not know me.
- Well, she wouldn't
if she doesn't.
[upbeat music]
- My lips were made for talking,
and that's just what they'll do.
- In Beverly Hills,
you can be anything,
but it's most important
to be yourself.
- I'm an enigma
wrapped in a riddle and cash.
- I may be an actress,
but that doesn't mean
I'll stick to your script.
- Fake friends
believe in rumors.
Real friends believe in you.
- Don't hate the game,
just marry a player.
- I'm passionate about dogs,
just not crazy about bitches.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- I don't even want
to go in there.
There are things in the window
that make my eyes water.
Got my dark glasses on
to protect myself.
- [laughter]
- It's not funny.
[dance music]
- It's nice in here.
- Oh, my God.
- Hello, good morning. both: Hi.
- This is Lisa,
by the way, my wife.
- Hi, Lisa.
- Well, he knows
I'm not a customer.
That's for sure.
I'm kinda frustrated
because Ken has taken the lease
without asking me
on this sex shop.
- I'm sure we'll find
something fun for you too.
[laughter]
- I don't think so.
He wants to change
this pleasure chest
into a restaurant.
I'm a gay advocate.
I'm a huge supporter,
but some of this looks
a bit bizarre, even to me.
- Yeah, but don't...
We're not looking at the stuff
we're looking at the premises.
My idea was
from the back wall there
to here, put a second... darling.
- Oh, my God, look.
- I'm talking to myself.
- This is perfect
for the little ponies.
Giddyap. Oh, that's cute.
- We're supposed to be looking
at the space not the...
- What's this?
A vibrating ducky.
- You're just limited
by your curiosity.
- Are you serious?
[rapid clamoring]
I can't turn it off.
[laughter]
Sháá, okay, sorry.
I'm seeing all
these whips and dildos.
I'd like to take that dildo,
and I would like to stick it
up his jacksie
so we never saw it again.
- Honestly.
- I don't want to do this now.
I'm gonna be standing here
every day for a year.
Every day for a year.
- We don't have to be
standing here every day.
We just decide
how we're gonna do it.
I was thinking maybe
as an English tavern... a pub.
- But who's gonna create it
into an English tavern?
- Well, if we did the design...
- Who's gonna design it?
Who's gonna create it?
- You design it and then...
- It's not that easy.
- Then we have a contractor
to do it,
and I'll just watch the work.
- That's never how it's been.
- Yeah, but that's how
it should be.
- The hoops I had to jump
through to get Pump open,
ugh.
[hammering]
- There's two toilets inside,
but there'll be two
in that corner
plus the urinals.
- Okay, I don't want
to deal with urinals.
You deal with urinals.
I'm gonna deal with this garden.
- Thanks.
- I'm scared enough right now.
For me to do
another restaurant is a year
of standing there every day,
and I don't want to do that now.
- Come out here.
Have a look outside here now.
- Okay, now I feel much better.
- So, from here...
- Why do you want
to do this now?
I thought you wanted
to wind down.
- If you wind down, you die.
Keep going, keep moving.
Keep the blood working,
and you'll stay healthy.
We could start Max off
as assistant manager here,
and it could be his, you know,
in ten years time
or five years time.
- Don't hit me with a weakness...
- No, but it... no, no, no.
- Pretending it's for Max.
Put him in Villa Blanca.
Put him in SUR.
I don't... I don't...
Ugh.
In ten years time,
I would like Ken and I
to slow down a little bit
and really enjoy
the fruits of our labor.
I don't want to work
16 hours a day.
You'll need a sex shop.
You won't be getting it from me.
- We'll talk her into it,
don't worry.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- I loved our trip
for the, uh, Victory Europe.
- Oh, in London. Sunday Mass
in Westminster Abbey
with the Queen?
- That was great.
- How amazing was that?
♪ ♪
Got to see your blue eyes.
Hot, hot, hot.
Golly, my wife is fine.
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
- [laughs]
- Wow.
- Oh, my God.
I'm born and raised
in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
I am a Midwestern girl
through and through.
- The... the light was just
hitting you, like, right there.
There you go.
- I'm an honest person.
If I give you my word
on something, that's it.
♪ ♪
Midwestern girls,
we're wholesome.
We're the backbone of America,
in my opinion.
And my morals and values
I think are very high.
- All right.
[upbeat music]
- What are you gonna buy me?
- What do you want?
- Diamonds.
- More diamonds?
- Hey, how are you?
- Hey, hey.
- Hi, Stan, how are you?
- How you doing?
- You look great.
How's your traveling?
- Thank you, sweetie.
Everything's wonderful.
No complaints.
I'm the average girl.
I love a great bag,
a nice pair of shoes,
a beautiful watch.
Show me something,
I mean, just...
- You're here to
hopefully buy something.
- That's right.
- Let's see what we got in here.
21-carat emerald ring.
- Oh, my gosh.
We don't give each other gifts
just for the sake of birthday
or Christmas or Valentine's Day.
If we want something,
we go get it.
How much is this?
- $1.8 million.
- What?
That's more than my husband
makes in a year.
[laughter]
Donnie played in the NFL
for 14 years,
made a ton of money,
and we've invested really well,
and we live
a very comfortable life.
Wow.
Neither one of the two of us
have to work anymore
for the rest of our lives.
[gasps] - Oh, my gosh.
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
How much is this little ditty?
- $3.8 million.
- Wow.
- Oh, my gosh.
- Two-carat each. Put it on.
- Did I just get
a little bit better looking?
- If Donnie got you that,
you'd think he's better looking.
Wouldn't you?
- There's no telling
what I'd do for you.
[laughter]
- Donnie and I
have been married now
for 13 glorious years.
I love his confidence.
Football players, they're...
They're sexy.
I mean, there's no two ways
about it.
- 10-carat diamond studs.
- Yeah.
- Wow.
- Oh.
- How they feel?
- Skip the last ones.
I want these instead.
- Buy those earrings.
- $2,700,000.
- $2 million?
Pick out
whatever piece you want,
but just know that
the renovation is going on
in San Diego.
The whole kitchen...
- Donnie and I split our time
between our condo in Brentwood
and our home in San Diego.
We don't have kids.
We talked about adoption,
and by that stage of the game,
we just kinda
looked at each other,
and we said "Let's go
travel the world" and that's it.
Number one thing
that both of us like
to spend our money on
is traveling.
I want to see
the whole entire world,
and I'd like to see
the whole world ten times.
If I'm flying overseas,
I'm flying first class.
Don't even think you're putting
my butt in business.
It's not happening.
- So do you want that
or do you want this?
- You know what?
Honestly, the house...
No, that's...
I'm really excited about
what we're doing down there.
Donnie won the battle today,
but ultimately
I'll have a piece of jewelry.
- Mwuah.
- Ciao for now.
- Thank you.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Here, Portia.
What are you doing?
- I'm... so I don't fall.
- I can't keep doing this.
Watch out. [dog barks]
♪ ♪
You... now why
do you use the crutch?
- So I don't fall, since
I have one roller skate on.
- Don't you think
that could maybe make you fall?
- No.
- Portia used to
entertain herself for an hour
with a box,
so it doesn't surprise me
that she's running around
with a crutch.
I mean, as long as it's not
a knife, I'm okay.
You can be my secretary.
[phone trilling]
Hello, Lisa?
- How are you doing?
- I'm good, I'm good.
I'm just sitting here
having a little spot of tea
with Portia.
- Oh, say hello to Portia.
- I was actually calling
to ask you...
I'm gonna do a little barbecue
here at the house,
just with the girls...
[phone trilling]
Put your helmet on.
- Hello?
- Hey, Kathryn, it's Kyle.
- How are you?
- I'm good, how are you?
[crashes] - I'm well, thanks.
- Oh, I would love to,
that sounds fun.
- Great.
[dog whining]
- Can I see...
Can I text you tomorrow
and see how I feel?
- Yes, of course, of course.
- Oh, how sweet of you,
and of course
I would love to join you.
- I'm hoping it's not awkward
that Kathryn's gonna be here
because I always include Faye
in everything I do
and I really like Kathryn.
- How old are you?
- 46.
- You're a baby.
- I am? Thanks.
[laughter]
- It was so nice the other night
when we were out at District.
I loved it.
- I'm hoping
that these two women
can start from scratch
and not think of the past.
- Is there anything
I can do or bring
or anything you need from me?
- You know what?
I think I have it covered.
- I'm looking forward to it.
- Okay, see you then, Kathryn.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- I'm gonna go upstairs.
I'm gonna meditate for a second.
I'm gonna get a shower,
then I'm gonna come back down.
I'm losing my mind.
I'm freaking out now.
- Yeah, with a kiss.
- Okay.
- With a kiss of a tune.
- Okay.
- All right?
- Yeah, okay.
- All right.
- We're leaving for Italy.
We're gonna be gonna
be gone for two weeks.
There's seven of us going.
There's so much to do.
Jesse.
It's like a big trip.
I'm gonna bring
my sister's ashes,
and get the boys ready,
and it's crazy.
- Ah!
- Hi.
- Look how cute you are.
- Thank you.
- Wait, honey, we agreed,
no suitcases.
- I have to...
I have to go one suitcase.
- Why? You bought six...
- You don't know how much stuff
I have in here, Eileen.
It's a joke.
[screaming]
[laughter]
- Really?
Jen... oh!
[shattering]
[laughter]
- What I'm gonna do
is take some deep breaths.
- Um, so I need
to repack my duffle bag.
- I know, right, and then
I also gotta talk to you
about your mom's ashes.
- Okay.
- I know.
- Do we have some tequila first?
- I know.
My sister was a single mom.
I helped raise Annamarie
from the time she was born
so she's like my daughter.
I put them in a... in a baggie,
and I brought a really
beautiful antique compact
that I had that was empty.
Somewhat...
- It's okay.
- Somewhat ceremonial.
- I'm just gonna butter toast
and not cry.
- Somewhat ceremonial.
I'm hoping that by scattering
my sister's ashes
it'll start a progression
of further healing.
[sighs]
[upbeat music]
You're wearing cufflinks
to the airport?
- I have to do it...
- That's weird.
Put your book in there.
Make sure everything's
locked up.
Do you have the house...
- I got it. I got it.
[gasps]
- Do you have our passports?
- I have them.
[sighs]
- Are you sure?
You want to check one more time?
- Say yes, anytime. all: Yes.
- Coming up...
- I'm not ready to have
a conversation with Kathryn
about Nicole and about the past.
♪ ♪
- Hi.
- Hi, hi sweets.
How are you? - How are you?
- I'm good, how are you?
- Nice to see you.
Both: Mwuah.
- How's everything?
- Good.
Did it take you long
to get here?
- Don't miss that traffic.
- Yeah, no.
I-I live in it.
- Hi, ladies.
- Hi.
- Can I get anything for you?
- Oh, I want to eat.
- Yes, I would love something.
How about
the breakfast scramble?
- And for you?
- I was gonna have
the SB power omelette.
- Okay, thank you.
- You're welcome.
- Thank you.
Now you never did your lips,
did you?
- I didn't.
- Yeah, those are real.
- Yeah.
- I thought so.
- Yeah.
- Those are, like, the real
thing that I tried to get.
- But it was, like,
it was torturous for me though
when I was young - I bet it was.
- Because they used to
give me fish food on my desk.
And I was... I cried. - I bet.
- I slept with my face down
trying to make them go flat.
- I bet. I'm sorry,
but it's not even fair.
- I have zero shame in my game.
I get Botox.
I get fillers if I get a line
that I want to get rid of.
I'm, like,
looking at everything,
I'm like, oh, maybe I need that.
- So then, no, you come to me,
and I'll take you off the ledge
because, uh-uh. - Yeah.
I feel like I am moving my face.
I can't tell
that I'm not doing it.
As far as I'm concerned,
my eyebrows are
halfway up my forehead.
But you did... I mean, yours...
You don't do anything
to your lips now.
You're over it. - Not forever.
- And you look amazing.
- I tried to get it all out.
- I remember when
she had long, dark hair
and before she did
all the lip stuff.
But she's always had,
like, that big...[screams],
you know, like, the Lisa Rinna.
- Oh, beautiful.
- She's the omelette actually.
- Omelette.
- Thank you.
- This is good.
- I always liked you.
- Yeah.
- I mean, I always thought
you were, like,
the greatest girl.
- I went to Paris
when I was 17 years old.
I graduated from high school,
and I got the offer to go model.
And I moved to Los Angeles
in 1984.
- We were running
in the same circles.
- Yeah, we have a lot
of mutual friends.
- Back in the 90s,
Kathryn and I both were single.
We were feeling fabulous,
and thinking
our sháá didn't stink,
and you know.
It was a fun time.
Oh, I know
what I want to ask you.
Why did you decide
never to have children?
Or not to...
- We tried, we tried.
- Oh, you did try?
- We did try for a little bit,
and it didn't happen.
And Donnie comes from, like,
nine... a family of nine.
- Geez.
- Yeah.
And so I'm around so many kids.
- I'm sure.
- And I just was like, okay.
And... and he and I,
we really are like nomads.
We just are like... we roll.
We just go.
- We have a lot to talk about.
- A lot.
- This was super fun.
- I know.
- I'm looking forward...
- I think we've just scratched
the surface.
- I think so too.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Rather than have the legs,
you would actually have to
do a skirt.
- Hello.
- Hi, Kyle.
- Hi.
- How are you, sweetheart?
- Good, how are you?
- My God, I love that heart.
- You do? Thank you.
- I haven't seen that
in so long. It's beautiful.
- Hi, how are you?
- Good, how are you doing?
- I'm Whitney.
- Whitney, Kyle.
We were just
talking about you, honey.
- Okay.
- By the way, that, Kyle...
is something
that I made for Paris.
For her shop...
For her New York loft.
And that's what I would love
to have in front of this sofa.
- Yes!
I want this dressing room
to have a different feeling
than the rest of the house.
- That's one thing I have to say
about Lisa Vanderpump,
the way she's got
everything set up...
- Right.
- Is super organized.
- I want this to be, like,
a beautiful, like,
just feminine space.
- You've got it.
- That's where
Faye's expertise comes in.
So it would be, like, probably
less than half this size.
Half this size. - Yeah.
- Is this glass?
Faye is like family.
She's there
for all the family holidays,
the good times, the bad times,
the parties.
She's always there for me.
Don't worry,
it's gonna be fine on Saturday.
- Why?
- [laughs]
- You're giving me schpilkas.
Why?
- I met Kathryn Edwards
the other day.
I knew she was married
to Marcus Allen.
Kathryn seems very nice.
That's why I invited her
to my barbecue.
- I'm not about ready
to have a conversation
with Kathryn or anyone else
for that matter...
- Then you don't have to.
- About something
that was so painful for me.
- I totally agree.
I knew Faye before the OJ trial.
Faye was Nicole Simpson's
best friend,
and Nicole had shared
a lot of information with her.
That is a very painful topic
for her obviously
and we don't like
to talk about it often.
It's just too difficult.
- You know full well
I'm never going to get
into a conversation about Nicole
and about the past.
I'm not doing that.
I don't know Kathryn.
- Yeah, and I mean...
she seems alright.
- I'm sure she's a nice girl.
You know... - Yeah.
- But I don't want
to have a conversation
with Kathryn over it.
- No, I totally agree.
She's coming Saturday,
so I don't think...
- Okay, good.
I want to make her feel,
you know, good about it.
I don't want
to feel uncomfortable.
- I know that Faye
has no interest
in talking about something
that happened over 20 years ago,
and I don't think Kathryn
would either.
Anyway, she's not saying
anything to me, great.
That'll be... I'll be happy
cause I wanna have fun Saturday.
- Can we just enjoy ourselves,
damn it?
[laughing softly]
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- We have lots to discuss.
Once we dock, and come back,
want to take a little road trip.
We don't necessarily have to go
to the Blue Gratto in Capri.
There's another grotto.
The Grotto dello Smeraldo.
Smelderelda.
That doesn't sound good, I know.
It sounds awful, but
it's the second biggest grotto.
- It sounds like Pig Latin
in Italian.
Honey, I've got things
I've got to do this morning.
I'm doing my sister's ashes
before we go.
As much as my sister
loved Italy and everything,
it seemed like
the perfect time to start
spreading her ashes
at different places she loved.
Just being here with my family,
it's a dream come true,
but I have my sister's ashes
to scatter.
That's definitely
hanging over my head.
I mean, I know
she's not there any more,
but it's...
It's not easy.
Connie was diagnosed
with breast cancer.
She didn't let us know
she was actually terminal
the last couple months
of her life.
Anyway, I don't mean to be
a vacation downer,
I'm sorry.
I just didn't think
it would be this hard.
[somber music]
It's not just that she passed.
We have a lot of guilt...
because we didn't help her.
But we didn't know.
And I talked to her doctor later
and he told us
that she didn't want us to know
and so he basically
didn't tell us
even though he was
on the phone with us.
You know, I think I'm gonna
head down there on my own.
If I need you,
I'll just come get you.
- Absolutely.
If you need me, I'll be there.
- OK.
- If you want to be alone...
- I kinda just want
to get it over with.
- Call me if you need me.
- I will.
- I'll be by the breakfast place
with the kids.
- Okay, perfect.
- All right?
- Bringing my sister
Connie's ashes to Italy
is a way of honoring her
and, um, a way of trying
to let go of the guilt.
♪ ♪
I know I have to do this.
I know it's the right thing.
Okay, look, I love you so much.
I miss you.
I miss you every day.
[exhales deeply]
Thanks for being my sister.
Love you.
Thinking how much
I love my sister.
She helped raise me because
she's 12 years older than me.
Still feeling sad
for the way it had to end.
♪ ♪
I love you, sister.
It's a huge release
having done it.
I feel like I'm taking
the first step
of honoring her
and also trying to let go
of that guilt.
♪ ♪
- Coming up...
- Hello, Faye.
- Hi.
- How are you? Miss Resnick. Mm.
♪ ♪
- My OCD with the balancing
of these candle things
is really bothering me.
There's not even a barbecue on.
♪ ♪
Oh, I like this.
It's like being magic.
Ta-da.
[dogs barking]
Don't even think about it.
- Can we go over the menu?
- Well, they're gonna
be here so I'm nervous, okay.
- And we'll do an hour
of passed hors d'oeuvres.
We'll serve the first course,
the second, and the dessert.
Any time I'm cooking,
and doing a party by myself,
I spend the entire night
running around the kitchen,
getting people food
and drinks and napkins,
and lighting candles,
and I want to be able
to sit down
and talk to the girls.
So, I have someone help me.
I don't like these leaves
falling from the tree.
Isn't there anything
we can do about this?
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Oh, my goodness. Hi.
[swan trumpets]
[smooches]
[laughs]
- Hello.
- Hello.
- Isn't...
- Trying to make friends
with your swan.
- I know, it's a bit strange.
Come in. - I... it's not strange.
- It's like a slice of heaven.
- Hanky-panky.
- Vanderpump's house...
Oh, my God, amazing.
It is so beautiful,
but the swans make
really big piles of sháá,
and it, yeah. Mm.
- I'll sit in the shade.
- Am I older than you
or you... younger?
How old are you?
- I'll be 51 in October.
- Ugh, I'm older.
I should have
the good seat, really.
- Do you want it?
- No, I'm joking.
- Are you serious?
- Are you married
to somebody younger?
- Really? Yeah.
- How much younger
is your husband?
- Uh, 8 1/2 years.
He always says nine.
- What's that like?
- It's awesome, at first...
- Do you notice the age
difference at all?
- No, uh-uh.
I mean, skin-wise, of course,
but he's never gonna age
'cause black don't crack.
- Oh, okay. Really?
- Yeah.
Can I ask her
how old she is now?
Come on, then,
let's go, shall we?
- Yeah.
- Hi, Faye.
- It's so light outside.
I love it. Hi.
- How are you?
- Oh, my God.
This dress is insane.
- You look pretty.
- It's so pretty
with all of the gray.
I love the purple. - The gray.
- Will you help me
open the gate here?
Great, thank you.
It's only been ten days
since I had my surgery.
I'm still completely wrapped.
Just put a poncho on.
You're supposed to keep
your arms next to your body
for two weeks.
- Oh...
- Oh, my God.
I thought you said barbecue.
- I know, but you know.
- You look beautiful.
- You guys look
way too cute for a barbecue.
Uh, this doesn't look
very casual, Kyle.
Everybody's wearing makeup
and looking gorgeous,
and here's Plain Jane.
You guys look beautiful.
- And I'm only wearing heels
'cause I'm...
- I'm in my flip-flops.
[upbeat music]
[doorbell rings] - Get away.
[dog barking]
- Hi.
- Hello.
- Oh, my God,
look how gorgeous you look.
Come on in, my dogs are...
Get back.
- You look beautiful, Kyle.
- Thank you.
- You said barbecue.
I said casual.
- But you know what?
I had on jeans
and I wasn't feeling it
so I had to change.
- Well, you look great.
- But, I'm actually
not barbecuing any food either.
- I show up in, like,
barbecue wear
and this bitch has on,
like, a kaftan.
- Thank you.
- I didn't get the memo.
Look at who it is.
- The bright nails
and the shoes.
- Wow.
- You know what?
Let me tell you something.
She says "barbecue,"
I'm thinking, like, jeans,
and this... I hate her.
- Well, look at me.
I'm in my pajamas, in my...
- I'm actually not
barbecuing anything.
- Where's the fáááing barbecue?
Growing up in Atlanta,
if you invite someone over
for a barbecue,
you fáááing have barbecue.
- I'm gonna stop using
the word barbecue.
- How you feeling?
- I don't know. I'm up.
I'm just so happy to be up.
- You look good.
Yolanda had
a really aggressive surgery.
I saw all the pictures.
But, you know,
to be up and out is great.
- You look so good.
- Thank you.
- So good.
- Thank you.
[knocking]
- Oh, it's a fancy party.
- Hi, everybody.
- There she is.
- And Yolanda, hello.
- Can you believe this?
- Hi.
- Hello.
- How are you?
- You look gorgeous.
- You look amazing.
- Hi.
- Hello, baby.
I didn't know you'd be here.
What a nice surprise.
I've said things about Yolanda.
"True Munchausen syndrome
fits within the sub-class
"of fictitious disorder
wherein those affected
"feign disease, illness,
or psychological trauma
to draw attention, sympathy,
or reassurance to themselves."
Oh, God.
And Faye. Guilty.
And beautiful. - I saw you.
- I saw you but...
- I'm aware that Lisa Rinna
is debating my Lyme disease.
- The don't know really
what it is or...
- And later Lisa Rinna
came to us
and said something bad,
so she wanted
to say something to you.
- You know what?
I can't even... I can't even.
But that's not where
I want to put my energy today.
- So let me ask you a question.
I'm so curious.
Tell me if this is too...
Too much uh...
- Information?
- What does it feel like
having it all the sudden...
- Uh, it's flat, honey.
There's nothing there.
- 'Cause it doesn't look flat.
- You know, it's different.
26 years of these...
Anwar calls it the roadblocks.
He said, "Mom,
this is why you couldn't get...
You know, well, because
you had two big roadblocks.
- Now I saw you say
no nail polish.
What does that mean?
Why no nail polish?
- All toxins are, like,
not good for me.
You know, so no more
nail polish, no hair color,
no make-up. - No hair color?
- No fun. [laughter]
[overlapping chatter]
- I am like...
I'm a corpse walking.
- Where the hell's
my silicon going?
- Well, you'll know.
Let me tell you,
you'll know when
it hits your brain.
- Fááá.
- Okay, this is not good.
- I mean, we're all fáááed.
- I'm getting nervous.
I'll just say it now.
- Would you get me a drink?
- What would you like?
- Get her a double.
She needs a double.
- No one offered you a drink?
- No one.
- This is, like, the most women
I'm hanging around.
- I-I, oh, me too.
- I'm always around men.
- I'm actually a man
in a woman's body.
- Me too.
- No, I am.
That was my line. - Okay.
Well, it can be your line,
but I am.
- No, I am.
- All right.
She is not a man
in a woman's body.
She's got the hair
and the pink gloss.
Thank you.
That's a woman
in a woman's body.
I was sticking
to the seat in there.
- Oh, that's attractive.
Isn't it?
- Yeah.
- Oh, this is my friend Jana,
also Lisa's friend.
All: Hi. - Good to see you.
Nice to meet you.
- I'm Jennifer We've met before.
It's been a while
since I've seen you.
- How are you?
- I'm good, thank you.
- Aha.
Hello... Oh, wow.
- I know you don't care
about me, but...[smooches]
- Hi, look at you.
- Faye Resnick's here.
I'm not surprised.
She's a very dear friend
of Kyle's,
and I know it's coming
if I'm gonna be hanging out
with Kyle.
I know I'm gonna meet her.
- Hi.
- How are you?
- Hi.
- I'm well.
- I never heard of Faye Resnick
until she wrote a book.
Faye alleged that
my ex-husband Marcus Allen
had an affair
with Nicole Simpson.
It was nobody's fáááing business
and the fact
that she had never met me
and wrote that I knew about it,
and that I turned a cheek to it,
is disgusting.
- Nice to see you.
- I'm not here to pick a fight,
but I'm also not here
to roll over.
I'm not here to make nice nice
and act like I don't care
what went on.
Yeah.
- Coming up...
- What's going on with
Anwar and Bella's Lyme disease?
- I don't know.
If she says it's true, then...
- What does Mohamed say?
- No.
♪ ♪
- Mwuah, nice to see you
- I'm good. I'm good.
- You know Faye? Did you say hi?
- I have never met her.
You asked me that the other day.
- Faye.
- Yeah.
- You know...
You don't know Kath...
She said you guys
have never met.
- We never met.
- Kathryn, Faye.
- Hi, how are you?
- How are you?
- Pleasure.
- Nice to meet you too.
- Nice to meet you.
The hair on the back
of my neck is standing.
I have a flashback
of memories and feelings.
I have anxiety for sure.
- You guys
have never actually met...
- Yeah.
- But I know you... kinda in...
- Hey, pretty girl.
- [gasps] Hi, gorgeous.
- Nice to see you.
- I love the shoes.
- Thank you.
- I don't know
if that was intentional
or accidental,
but this is awkward.
- I just got
a pair that were not that...
That bright, but I... - Almost?
- Oh, they were...
They were bright.
- These are obnoxious.
- And I was like...
I'm, like, these
are such Erika shoes.
- Hello, Faye.
- Hi.
- Hi, how are you?
Miss Resnick.
When there's only a handful
of you there for dinner,
and Faye Resnick's one of them,
I think she should have
given me the heads up.
- It's so pretty.
- Faye was a bit
of a bitch to me,
uh, at our
30th wedding anniversary.
You think I tell Brandi
what to say?
- I think you're out
to get Adrienne.
I think you're using Brandi
to get even with people.
- I'm not... I opened the door.
- I just wish we would stop
playing chess,
and everybody start
getting along.
- Oh, okay,
you've been talking to Kyle.
- I just think everything's
just a plot and a plan,
and it's just...
- I'm really insulted
by what you said.
I haven't spoken to her since.
[indistinct chatter] Mm.
- Hi.
- Yeah, that's a Vanderpump...
- Hi.
- Hello, hello.
- No one told me
you were coming.
- I have the same ones.
- Yeah.
- And I just had a little bit
higher heel put on them.
- I've lost my wine.
- A lost drink?
- My lost drink.
- Hey.
- You want anything?
- No, I'm good I think.
- How are you?
- I'm good, do you remember me
from back in the days?
- Yes, I don't remember
exactly where,
but I remember your face
for sure.
- I think just from, like...
- Modeling?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
When we were still modeling,
we were a little bit of,
like, competition.
The 5'9" blondes
with the sporty bodies.
- What agency were you with?
- Elite.
- Yeah, yeah.
She was just stunning.
You know where I saw you
and I didn't get to talk to you?
At Rob Lowe's
50th birthday party.
- Yes, yes.
- I will say,
I don't think she got every job.
I think sometimes people wanted
something that was, like,
a little cooked down version
and that was me.
- By the way,
these are mostly tequila, Kyle.
- I... no, I had no idea
that Faye was coming.
- Are you out of here?
- Yes.
- Oh.
- I'm going back to bed.
- What about eating something?
- Did you say going back to bed?
- Since, uh,
our 30th wedding anniversary.
She was kinda aggressive
and rude and...
- Do you like her
or not like her?
- Listen, she's Kyle's friend.
That's it.
- I met her long ago in...
- And she's on the way.
- I met her...
Faye, how did we meet?
- With, uh, Michael Levine
at Dre's.
- Now why did you guys
have a little thing?
- Who?
- You and Lisa?
- I don't know.
Oh, thanks, Rinna.
- I thought about it.
- Oh.
- I think that...
- This was three years ago.
- She's very protective,
and I'm very protective.
- Oh, absolutely I am.
- Who were we...
Who were we protecting?
- I was protecting Kyle,
and she was protecting,
at one point Brandi
and I think...
- Which was a great choice.
- [sobbing]
- She felt intimidated.
- That's what she always says,
to make it okay
for her to say her viciousness.
- Okay, whatever, I'm not...
- You are so protective
and very sweet.
[laughter]
- You're not supposed to laugh.
- Wow, I'm sorry, but...
- She kind of, like,
came at me a bit.
And I was...
- No, but I didn't actually...
- She did. Which I didn't
appreciate at the time.
- I don't have
any hard feelings.
- Okay, good.
- And I'd like
to just get past all that
because it's harmful,
and we don't need it.
- Love these women.
They have a real go at you,
real pop at you,
and then they go,
"Let's just move on."
Of course you want to move on.
I would if I were you.
I appreciate just having
some kind of resolution and...
- Yeah, me too.
- I'm actually being gracious.
I'm allowing us both to move on.
- Okay.
- Is everybody
behaving over here?
- Yes.
- Yes, everybody's fine.
Thank you, Kyle.
- You being nice,
Ms. Vanderpump?
- Yeah, I'm always nice.
- I sort of started...
I didn't sort of start it,
I started it.
- And now it just got awkward.
- Okay, bye, love you.
- She says too much.
- Are you leaving?
- Yes, I'm going back to bed.
- We didn't get to talk to you.
Where are you going?
- I want to talk to you
at some point.
We gotta go to lunch.
- Yeah, let's do that.
- Yes.
- I'm happy to see her.
- I'll see you guys soon.
Bye, see you.
- Happy to see
that she's up and out,
but I'm relieved that we're not
getting into anything heavy.
- Girls, grab your seat.
There are name tags.
[upbeat music]
- Oh, my God. Opposite you?
You going to behave yourself?
- You love it.
No, I'm not gonna behave myself.
- Okay, good.
- Oh, I love you.
- Oh, you are so...
- Here it is, go get it.
- Oh, slobbery ball
in your gorgeous shirt?
That's so mean.
- I don't care.
Oh, she looks so cute.
- I'm happy
to sit across from Faye.
Perfect.
I don't think she's as happy
to sit across from me.
♪ ♪
- Coming up...
- There's very few people
in my life
that I've, like... like,
carried, like, a dagger for,
like... she's one of them.
- Really?
[overlapping chatter]
- You guys, were you...
Were you shocked Yolanda came?
I was really shocked she came.
- She looks really good.
- She has energy.
She looks bright.
- She looks happy.
- Right?
- That's the thing.
- She looks happy, but I...
She doesn't look back to...
- But she doesn't
have makeup on.
- It's gonna take time, babe.
- I know, but she's got
more light in her eyes, yeah.
- For sure.
- She's smiling.
- She'd had massive surgery.
- Massive.
- Like, it's like being
in a car accident, you know?
You hurt. So...
- How long
have you known Yolanda?
- I met Yolanda right when
she and David started dating.
- So, back then,
did she have the Lyme?
- No.
- It's new, right?
- But she puts it out there.
You know, she...
She puts it out there.
I think it... it's a conversation
starter for sure.
I think
it gets confusing sometimes
when she posts a picture
of when she feels good
and... and when, you know,
she's on a yacht or something.
A lot of people have...
They question.
- It seems strange to me
that she's like,
happy selfie, sick selfie,
happy selfie, sick selfie.
And also, like,
I'm trying to follow her
on Instagram, but, like,
I don't like seeing the whole
needle in the arm thing
all the time.
- Have you...
Have you ever spoken to her?
- No, I-I haven't
spoken to her yet.
- You have to speak to her.
You have to at some point.
- I'm going to.
I'm... I'm calling her.
- I'm really glad you didn't...
I want to thank you
for not doing that tonight.
- Oh.
- Because if she heard
the word Munchausen's,
it may send her over the edge.
- What the fááá are you doing?
I think Yolanda's
gonna be pissed.
This woman is vibrant.
She has a great life.
Why would she choose
to be in a fáááing bed
with a bathrobe on?
This is really mean.
- Something that I was
working out with you
when I came in the house
that day...
- Yeah, but still, you said it.
You probably have to own it
and talk about it.
- If the time is right
and when it's right
and feels right,
that will organically come.
I might not even matter.
- I don't want to be any part
of that conversation.
I have indigestion
just thinking about it.
- What's going on with Anwar
and Bella's Lyme disease?
- Both Bella and Anwar,
you know, have Lyme disease.
- I-I had never heard that,
so...
- What do you mean
you never heard that?
- Well...
- She told me that today.
- I don't know, if she says
it's true, then she knows...
- What does Mohamed say?
- No.
- Mohamed said no?
- Well, he just said no.
That she's the only one
that has it,
but I don't want
to come between a husband and...
That's... I-I don't...
- That's not her husband
anymore, by the way.
- Well, her ex-husband,
but one of my best friends.
I would like to thank
Mohamed most importantly,
who's such a good friend,
and to throw this party
for my darling daughter.
- My god-daughter.
- I'm just saying I didn't know.
I didn't know.
- Your ex-husband is saying
one thing about your children,
and you're saying another thing?
[exhales deeply]
I don't want to touch that
with a ten-foot pole.
- He said he didn't think
that they had it, but...
- He doesn't think they have it?
- No. I-I...
- What does that mean?
- I don't want to get involved.
- I have heard that, actually.
- I don't know what
that means though.
It's simple. They have it
or they don't have it.
She said they have it.
Yolanda is saying the kids
do have Lyme disease,
and Mohamed is saying
that they don't.
That doesn't make
any sense at all.
So she's saying that
Mohamed said they don't have it.
- Let's not even... you asked me.
- No, I didn't say, I-I...
- I don't want to blow this up.
- Do they have symptoms?
- The kids?
- I don't know.
Let's not talk about her kids.
- What difference does it make
whether Yolanda's children
have Lyme disease or not?
It doesn't matter what anyone
else says about it.
It only matters what
Yolanda sa... you know,
why are we questioning
this sháá?
It's not fair.
- Does he not know
they have Lyme...
- I don't know.
Why don't you ask them?
- I'm not close with Mohamed.
- Don't make me come over there.
- Okay.
- I'm serious.
I do not want to talk about it.
I'm not happy with Kyle
pushing me
about Bella and Anwar.
It's not my business
and I don't want
to talk about it,
so stop right there.
- It's just weird.
To hear one parents says yes...
- Can I have another glass
of wine, please?
- Hey, Lisa,
when you were pregnant
and doing your "Playboy,"
were you showing?
- God, yeah,
I was 6 1/2 months pregnant.
- Wait, how many people here
have been in "Playboy"?
- I've been in it twice.
Anybody else?
- I was in "Playboy,"
but not in the main...
- We're doing a survey.
- You knew Camille
was in "Playboy."
She said it was lingerie.
- Have you?
Wait, who has besides Lisa?
- Faye ha... Faye has.
- What?
- She posed naked in "Playboy"
after the OJ trial.
Oh, my God, that's who it is.
It's Faye Resnick.
The morally corrupt
Faye Resnick.
And I have to say
that I loved your spread.
- I didn't spread.
- I take that back.
- Did you do it?
- Mm-hmm.
- You did?
♪ ♪
- Be right back, you guys.
- Give me one second.
- I've never done it,
but everyone's...
- Now that Faye's gone,
what's up between you two?
- She capitalized on a tragedy.
Horrible.
She wrote a book.
Faye put herself
in this situation
right after Nicole was murdered,
and she wrote a book about it.
She posed for "Playboy."
I'm sure she loved
the limelight.
I mean, come on,
she was having her 15 minutes.
Blech.
She wrote a book
back in the days, 21 years ago,
and... and spoke of me.
- In the book?
- Yeah.
- Good thing or a bad thing?
Is that a good thing?
- Don't act like you know me
when you don't know me.
- The Nicole Brown Simpson
murder it was a big deal.
Kathryn was included
in a story that was,
you know, changed America.
- No. No, no, no, no.
Ever never.
- So what did she write?
What did she write?
- I don't... I didn't read it.
All I know is that there was
something that was spoken of me.
- But you didn't read it?
You didn't read it?
- I swear to God I didn't.
- But should you read it
and maybe it would be different
if you had read it,
you know what I'm talking about?
- No, no, no.
Honey, I don't need to.
I don't need to.
- If someone had written
about me in a book
and I was gonna confront them,
I probably would have, you know,
read what they wrote about me.
- There's very few people
in my life
that I've, like, like,
carried, like, a dagger for.
Like, if I ever get the chance
to freaking, like,
say what I... she's one of them.
- Really?
- Yes.
And right now, I am, like,
"Come on with it now."
- Kathryn's ready to throw down
all the time.
- Oh, honey, I will.
I will in a second.
I'm the type of person that,
like, ammos myself up.
Like, if you get in my craw,
it's, like, freaking, like,
rapid fire, like...
[imitates machine gun]
- You've already, like,
planned it out.
You, like, thought of it.
- For 20 years, honey.
- Oh, my God.
- I have to say something.
- This is something
that's never been touched upon.
These two have never
come in contact,
and this is some deep,
deep, dark sháá.
- I have to tell you, Faye,
I've never met you before
and I feel like I'm being phony
if I sit here across the table
and not, like,
address the elephant
in the room.
- Coming up...
- For me to not say something,
I would feel like
I'm being phony.
- Well, there's not really
much to discuss
at this point, is there?
And I feel like I'm being phony
is I sit here across the table
and not, like, address
the elephant in the room.
For me to not say something,
I would feel like
I'm being phony.
And obviously there's history
in a very...
Way back then when
all that sháá was going on.
The way I was brought into it.
I associate that with you.
Stop looking at me.
Say something to me.
My name was never mentioned
in anything
until you brought my name up.
And so I was, like,
"I don't know."
You wrote about something
that I was, like,
some turn the cheek kinda wife,
and I had... you'd never met me.
You didn't know me,
and I'm so not that.
I'm, like, in your face,
like, confrontational.
If you have something to say,
say it to me.
- I have nothing to say
to anyone
about what happened
20-something years ago.
I mean, that was
a very hard time,
and I mean, it was sad.
- Really sad.
Really, really, really sad.
Tragic.
- I mean, there's not really
much to discuss
at this point, is there?
- For me to sit here and, like,
obviously you're good friends
with her.
Like I said,
it's an elephant in the room.
It is for me.
- I can't quite
put my finger on it,
but it's like... it's like this
if I were to physicalize it.
This is how I feel about Faye.
She's going like this.
- What happened?
- Long time ago.
Long, long, long, long time ago.
- You're talking about the book?
- Obviously, I think that you
would associate that with me.
- Yeah, for sure.
- Right? Yeah.
- But nothing pejorative
or any of that.
Not at all. - There is nothing.
- Good.
- Okay.
- Do you feel better?
- Uh, yeah. A little bit, yeah.
- You know something?
I really don't want to have
a bunch of conversations,
you know, about this.
That's a really uncomfortable
time in all of our lives.
- Yeah.
- You know, it's...
I think that's something that
should be discussed in private.
If I've done anything
to offend anyone,
I'm sorry. I really am.
- It's a blanket
general statement.
I'm not asking for her to give
me some pleading, "I'm sorry."
There's a part of me
that feels a little cheated,
'cause I was ready.
I was ready to, like,
just annihilate her.
- Well, I just want to say
I know you guys had an issue,
but I have to say
you're an amazing girlfriend.
You are the girlfriend
that is there for me
at 2:00 in the morning,
3:00 in the morning.
Like, one of the best.
- Thank you.
- Good. Good.
- She wants to move on. Smart.
But I will never be
Faye Resnick's friend.
- You look beautiful,
by the way.
- Thank you.
- Well, gosh.
- Next time on "The Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills"...
- Ah, you look so red hot.
♪ ♪
Ha-ha, you've got
no underwear on.
- Whoo!
- There you go.
- I don't know how
you're gonna react to it.
You may say, "Get the fááá
outta my house right now."
Somebody came to me
with a word: Munchausen's.
It's when somebody says
they're sick but they're not.
You could have said to me,
"I'm having a dinner
"and Faye Resnick's
gonna be there.
I'm letting that orangutan
out of it's cage."
- That is really rude.
- I don't like her.
- To me,
it was really distasteful.
- I'm not gonna speak for her,
but she has a different opinion
about that.
- To learn more
about the Housewives,
Housewives of Beverly Hills"...
- Italy was her favorite place,
and I'm gonna bring
some of my sister's ashes.
- Oh, I love that.
- That is beautiful.
- My sister Connie
was fighting breast cancer,
and she did not let anybody know
that she was terminal.
- She did really great.
It was a seven hour surgery,
and it was really intense.
- Oh, how are you feeling?
- The doctor said
after the 1,000s
of explants she's done,
she'd never seen anybody
with leakage like mine.
- Katherine.
- Hi.
- You know what's flashing on
me more than anything right now?
- What?
- OJ.
Katherine was married
to Marcus Allen.
Marcus Allen was
really good friends with OJ.
There's this rumor
that Marcus was having
an affair with Nicole.
- Kyle.
- Do you know Faye Resnick?
- Mm-mm.
- She's a very close
friend of mine.
- I never met her.
- My feelings about Faye Resnick
are not positive.
She mentioned me in her book.
Said that I was
just some kind of, you know,
turn the blind eye kinda girl.
She says she knows me.
She does not know me.
- Well, she wouldn't
if she doesn't.
[upbeat music]
- My lips were made for talking,
and that's just what they'll do.
- In Beverly Hills,
you can be anything,
but it's most important
to be yourself.
- I'm an enigma
wrapped in a riddle and cash.
- I may be an actress,
but that doesn't mean
I'll stick to your script.
- Fake friends
believe in rumors.
Real friends believe in you.
- Don't hate the game,
just marry a player.
- I'm passionate about dogs,
just not crazy about bitches.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- I don't even want
to go in there.
There are things in the window
that make my eyes water.
Got my dark glasses on
to protect myself.
- [laughter]
- It's not funny.
[dance music]
- It's nice in here.
- Oh, my God.
- Hello, good morning. both: Hi.
- This is Lisa,
by the way, my wife.
- Hi, Lisa.
- Well, he knows
I'm not a customer.
That's for sure.
I'm kinda frustrated
because Ken has taken the lease
without asking me
on this sex shop.
- I'm sure we'll find
something fun for you too.
[laughter]
- I don't think so.
He wants to change
this pleasure chest
into a restaurant.
I'm a gay advocate.
I'm a huge supporter,
but some of this looks
a bit bizarre, even to me.
- Yeah, but don't...
We're not looking at the stuff
we're looking at the premises.
My idea was
from the back wall there
to here, put a second... darling.
- Oh, my God, look.
- I'm talking to myself.
- This is perfect
for the little ponies.
Giddyap. Oh, that's cute.
- We're supposed to be looking
at the space not the...
- What's this?
A vibrating ducky.
- You're just limited
by your curiosity.
- Are you serious?
[rapid clamoring]
I can't turn it off.
[laughter]
Sháá, okay, sorry.
I'm seeing all
these whips and dildos.
I'd like to take that dildo,
and I would like to stick it
up his jacksie
so we never saw it again.
- Honestly.
- I don't want to do this now.
I'm gonna be standing here
every day for a year.
Every day for a year.
- We don't have to be
standing here every day.
We just decide
how we're gonna do it.
I was thinking maybe
as an English tavern... a pub.
- But who's gonna create it
into an English tavern?
- Well, if we did the design...
- Who's gonna design it?
Who's gonna create it?
- You design it and then...
- It's not that easy.
- Then we have a contractor
to do it,
and I'll just watch the work.
- That's never how it's been.
- Yeah, but that's how
it should be.
- The hoops I had to jump
through to get Pump open,
ugh.
[hammering]
- There's two toilets inside,
but there'll be two
in that corner
plus the urinals.
- Okay, I don't want
to deal with urinals.
You deal with urinals.
I'm gonna deal with this garden.
- Thanks.
- I'm scared enough right now.
For me to do
another restaurant is a year
of standing there every day,
and I don't want to do that now.
- Come out here.
Have a look outside here now.
- Okay, now I feel much better.
- So, from here...
- Why do you want
to do this now?
I thought you wanted
to wind down.
- If you wind down, you die.
Keep going, keep moving.
Keep the blood working,
and you'll stay healthy.
We could start Max off
as assistant manager here,
and it could be his, you know,
in ten years time
or five years time.
- Don't hit me with a weakness...
- No, but it... no, no, no.
- Pretending it's for Max.
Put him in Villa Blanca.
Put him in SUR.
I don't... I don't...
Ugh.
In ten years time,
I would like Ken and I
to slow down a little bit
and really enjoy
the fruits of our labor.
I don't want to work
16 hours a day.
You'll need a sex shop.
You won't be getting it from me.
- We'll talk her into it,
don't worry.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- I loved our trip
for the, uh, Victory Europe.
- Oh, in London. Sunday Mass
in Westminster Abbey
with the Queen?
- That was great.
- How amazing was that?
♪ ♪
Got to see your blue eyes.
Hot, hot, hot.
Golly, my wife is fine.
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
- [laughs]
- Wow.
- Oh, my God.
I'm born and raised
in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
I am a Midwestern girl
through and through.
- The... the light was just
hitting you, like, right there.
There you go.
- I'm an honest person.
If I give you my word
on something, that's it.
♪ ♪
Midwestern girls,
we're wholesome.
We're the backbone of America,
in my opinion.
And my morals and values
I think are very high.
- All right.
[upbeat music]
- What are you gonna buy me?
- What do you want?
- Diamonds.
- More diamonds?
- Hey, how are you?
- Hey, hey.
- Hi, Stan, how are you?
- How you doing?
- You look great.
How's your traveling?
- Thank you, sweetie.
Everything's wonderful.
No complaints.
I'm the average girl.
I love a great bag,
a nice pair of shoes,
a beautiful watch.
Show me something,
I mean, just...
- You're here to
hopefully buy something.
- That's right.
- Let's see what we got in here.
21-carat emerald ring.
- Oh, my gosh.
We don't give each other gifts
just for the sake of birthday
or Christmas or Valentine's Day.
If we want something,
we go get it.
How much is this?
- $1.8 million.
- What?
That's more than my husband
makes in a year.
[laughter]
Donnie played in the NFL
for 14 years,
made a ton of money,
and we've invested really well,
and we live
a very comfortable life.
Wow.
Neither one of the two of us
have to work anymore
for the rest of our lives.
[gasps] - Oh, my gosh.
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
How much is this little ditty?
- $3.8 million.
- Wow.
- Oh, my gosh.
- Two-carat each. Put it on.
- Did I just get
a little bit better looking?
- If Donnie got you that,
you'd think he's better looking.
Wouldn't you?
- There's no telling
what I'd do for you.
[laughter]
- Donnie and I
have been married now
for 13 glorious years.
I love his confidence.
Football players, they're...
They're sexy.
I mean, there's no two ways
about it.
- 10-carat diamond studs.
- Yeah.
- Wow.
- Oh.
- How they feel?
- Skip the last ones.
I want these instead.
- Buy those earrings.
- $2,700,000.
- $2 million?
Pick out
whatever piece you want,
but just know that
the renovation is going on
in San Diego.
The whole kitchen...
- Donnie and I split our time
between our condo in Brentwood
and our home in San Diego.
We don't have kids.
We talked about adoption,
and by that stage of the game,
we just kinda
looked at each other,
and we said "Let's go
travel the world" and that's it.
Number one thing
that both of us like
to spend our money on
is traveling.
I want to see
the whole entire world,
and I'd like to see
the whole world ten times.
If I'm flying overseas,
I'm flying first class.
Don't even think you're putting
my butt in business.
It's not happening.
- So do you want that
or do you want this?
- You know what?
Honestly, the house...
No, that's...
I'm really excited about
what we're doing down there.
Donnie won the battle today,
but ultimately
I'll have a piece of jewelry.
- Mwuah.
- Ciao for now.
- Thank you.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Here, Portia.
What are you doing?
- I'm... so I don't fall.
- I can't keep doing this.
Watch out. [dog barks]
♪ ♪
You... now why
do you use the crutch?
- So I don't fall, since
I have one roller skate on.
- Don't you think
that could maybe make you fall?
- No.
- Portia used to
entertain herself for an hour
with a box,
so it doesn't surprise me
that she's running around
with a crutch.
I mean, as long as it's not
a knife, I'm okay.
You can be my secretary.
[phone trilling]
Hello, Lisa?
- How are you doing?
- I'm good, I'm good.
I'm just sitting here
having a little spot of tea
with Portia.
- Oh, say hello to Portia.
- I was actually calling
to ask you...
I'm gonna do a little barbecue
here at the house,
just with the girls...
[phone trilling]
Put your helmet on.
- Hello?
- Hey, Kathryn, it's Kyle.
- How are you?
- I'm good, how are you?
[crashes] - I'm well, thanks.
- Oh, I would love to,
that sounds fun.
- Great.
[dog whining]
- Can I see...
Can I text you tomorrow
and see how I feel?
- Yes, of course, of course.
- Oh, how sweet of you,
and of course
I would love to join you.
- I'm hoping it's not awkward
that Kathryn's gonna be here
because I always include Faye
in everything I do
and I really like Kathryn.
- How old are you?
- 46.
- You're a baby.
- I am? Thanks.
[laughter]
- It was so nice the other night
when we were out at District.
I loved it.
- I'm hoping
that these two women
can start from scratch
and not think of the past.
- Is there anything
I can do or bring
or anything you need from me?
- You know what?
I think I have it covered.
- I'm looking forward to it.
- Okay, see you then, Kathryn.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- I'm gonna go upstairs.
I'm gonna meditate for a second.
I'm gonna get a shower,
then I'm gonna come back down.
I'm losing my mind.
I'm freaking out now.
- Yeah, with a kiss.
- Okay.
- With a kiss of a tune.
- Okay.
- All right?
- Yeah, okay.
- All right.
- We're leaving for Italy.
We're gonna be gonna
be gone for two weeks.
There's seven of us going.
There's so much to do.
Jesse.
It's like a big trip.
I'm gonna bring
my sister's ashes,
and get the boys ready,
and it's crazy.
- Ah!
- Hi.
- Look how cute you are.
- Thank you.
- Wait, honey, we agreed,
no suitcases.
- I have to...
I have to go one suitcase.
- Why? You bought six...
- You don't know how much stuff
I have in here, Eileen.
It's a joke.
[screaming]
[laughter]
- Really?
Jen... oh!
[shattering]
[laughter]
- What I'm gonna do
is take some deep breaths.
- Um, so I need
to repack my duffle bag.
- I know, right, and then
I also gotta talk to you
about your mom's ashes.
- Okay.
- I know.
- Do we have some tequila first?
- I know.
My sister was a single mom.
I helped raise Annamarie
from the time she was born
so she's like my daughter.
I put them in a... in a baggie,
and I brought a really
beautiful antique compact
that I had that was empty.
Somewhat...
- It's okay.
- Somewhat ceremonial.
- I'm just gonna butter toast
and not cry.
- Somewhat ceremonial.
I'm hoping that by scattering
my sister's ashes
it'll start a progression
of further healing.
[sighs]
[upbeat music]
You're wearing cufflinks
to the airport?
- I have to do it...
- That's weird.
Put your book in there.
Make sure everything's
locked up.
Do you have the house...
- I got it. I got it.
[gasps]
- Do you have our passports?
- I have them.
[sighs]
- Are you sure?
You want to check one more time?
- Say yes, anytime. all: Yes.
- Coming up...
- I'm not ready to have
a conversation with Kathryn
about Nicole and about the past.
♪ ♪
- Hi.
- Hi, hi sweets.
How are you? - How are you?
- I'm good, how are you?
- Nice to see you.
Both: Mwuah.
- How's everything?
- Good.
Did it take you long
to get here?
- Don't miss that traffic.
- Yeah, no.
I-I live in it.
- Hi, ladies.
- Hi.
- Can I get anything for you?
- Oh, I want to eat.
- Yes, I would love something.
How about
the breakfast scramble?
- And for you?
- I was gonna have
the SB power omelette.
- Okay, thank you.
- You're welcome.
- Thank you.
Now you never did your lips,
did you?
- I didn't.
- Yeah, those are real.
- Yeah.
- I thought so.
- Yeah.
- Those are, like, the real
thing that I tried to get.
- But it was, like,
it was torturous for me though
when I was young - I bet it was.
- Because they used to
give me fish food on my desk.
And I was... I cried. - I bet.
- I slept with my face down
trying to make them go flat.
- I bet. I'm sorry,
but it's not even fair.
- I have zero shame in my game.
I get Botox.
I get fillers if I get a line
that I want to get rid of.
I'm, like,
looking at everything,
I'm like, oh, maybe I need that.
- So then, no, you come to me,
and I'll take you off the ledge
because, uh-uh. - Yeah.
I feel like I am moving my face.
I can't tell
that I'm not doing it.
As far as I'm concerned,
my eyebrows are
halfway up my forehead.
But you did... I mean, yours...
You don't do anything
to your lips now.
You're over it. - Not forever.
- And you look amazing.
- I tried to get it all out.
- I remember when
she had long, dark hair
and before she did
all the lip stuff.
But she's always had,
like, that big...[screams],
you know, like, the Lisa Rinna.
- Oh, beautiful.
- She's the omelette actually.
- Omelette.
- Thank you.
- This is good.
- I always liked you.
- Yeah.
- I mean, I always thought
you were, like,
the greatest girl.
- I went to Paris
when I was 17 years old.
I graduated from high school,
and I got the offer to go model.
And I moved to Los Angeles
in 1984.
- We were running
in the same circles.
- Yeah, we have a lot
of mutual friends.
- Back in the 90s,
Kathryn and I both were single.
We were feeling fabulous,
and thinking
our sháá didn't stink,
and you know.
It was a fun time.
Oh, I know
what I want to ask you.
Why did you decide
never to have children?
Or not to...
- We tried, we tried.
- Oh, you did try?
- We did try for a little bit,
and it didn't happen.
And Donnie comes from, like,
nine... a family of nine.
- Geez.
- Yeah.
And so I'm around so many kids.
- I'm sure.
- And I just was like, okay.
And... and he and I,
we really are like nomads.
We just are like... we roll.
We just go.
- We have a lot to talk about.
- A lot.
- This was super fun.
- I know.
- I'm looking forward...
- I think we've just scratched
the surface.
- I think so too.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Rather than have the legs,
you would actually have to
do a skirt.
- Hello.
- Hi, Kyle.
- Hi.
- How are you, sweetheart?
- Good, how are you?
- My God, I love that heart.
- You do? Thank you.
- I haven't seen that
in so long. It's beautiful.
- Hi, how are you?
- Good, how are you doing?
- I'm Whitney.
- Whitney, Kyle.
We were just
talking about you, honey.
- Okay.
- By the way, that, Kyle...
is something
that I made for Paris.
For her shop...
For her New York loft.
And that's what I would love
to have in front of this sofa.
- Yes!
I want this dressing room
to have a different feeling
than the rest of the house.
- That's one thing I have to say
about Lisa Vanderpump,
the way she's got
everything set up...
- Right.
- Is super organized.
- I want this to be, like,
a beautiful, like,
just feminine space.
- You've got it.
- That's where
Faye's expertise comes in.
So it would be, like, probably
less than half this size.
Half this size. - Yeah.
- Is this glass?
Faye is like family.
She's there
for all the family holidays,
the good times, the bad times,
the parties.
She's always there for me.
Don't worry,
it's gonna be fine on Saturday.
- Why?
- [laughs]
- You're giving me schpilkas.
Why?
- I met Kathryn Edwards
the other day.
I knew she was married
to Marcus Allen.
Kathryn seems very nice.
That's why I invited her
to my barbecue.
- I'm not about ready
to have a conversation
with Kathryn or anyone else
for that matter...
- Then you don't have to.
- About something
that was so painful for me.
- I totally agree.
I knew Faye before the OJ trial.
Faye was Nicole Simpson's
best friend,
and Nicole had shared
a lot of information with her.
That is a very painful topic
for her obviously
and we don't like
to talk about it often.
It's just too difficult.
- You know full well
I'm never going to get
into a conversation about Nicole
and about the past.
I'm not doing that.
I don't know Kathryn.
- Yeah, and I mean...
she seems alright.
- I'm sure she's a nice girl.
You know... - Yeah.
- But I don't want
to have a conversation
with Kathryn over it.
- No, I totally agree.
She's coming Saturday,
so I don't think...
- Okay, good.
I want to make her feel,
you know, good about it.
I don't want
to feel uncomfortable.
- I know that Faye
has no interest
in talking about something
that happened over 20 years ago,
and I don't think Kathryn
would either.
Anyway, she's not saying
anything to me, great.
That'll be... I'll be happy
cause I wanna have fun Saturday.
- Can we just enjoy ourselves,
damn it?
[laughing softly]
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- We have lots to discuss.
Once we dock, and come back,
want to take a little road trip.
We don't necessarily have to go
to the Blue Gratto in Capri.
There's another grotto.
The Grotto dello Smeraldo.
Smelderelda.
That doesn't sound good, I know.
It sounds awful, but
it's the second biggest grotto.
- It sounds like Pig Latin
in Italian.
Honey, I've got things
I've got to do this morning.
I'm doing my sister's ashes
before we go.
As much as my sister
loved Italy and everything,
it seemed like
the perfect time to start
spreading her ashes
at different places she loved.
Just being here with my family,
it's a dream come true,
but I have my sister's ashes
to scatter.
That's definitely
hanging over my head.
I mean, I know
she's not there any more,
but it's...
It's not easy.
Connie was diagnosed
with breast cancer.
She didn't let us know
she was actually terminal
the last couple months
of her life.
Anyway, I don't mean to be
a vacation downer,
I'm sorry.
I just didn't think
it would be this hard.
[somber music]
It's not just that she passed.
We have a lot of guilt...
because we didn't help her.
But we didn't know.
And I talked to her doctor later
and he told us
that she didn't want us to know
and so he basically
didn't tell us
even though he was
on the phone with us.
You know, I think I'm gonna
head down there on my own.
If I need you,
I'll just come get you.
- Absolutely.
If you need me, I'll be there.
- OK.
- If you want to be alone...
- I kinda just want
to get it over with.
- Call me if you need me.
- I will.
- I'll be by the breakfast place
with the kids.
- Okay, perfect.
- All right?
- Bringing my sister
Connie's ashes to Italy
is a way of honoring her
and, um, a way of trying
to let go of the guilt.
♪ ♪
I know I have to do this.
I know it's the right thing.
Okay, look, I love you so much.
I miss you.
I miss you every day.
[exhales deeply]
Thanks for being my sister.
Love you.
Thinking how much
I love my sister.
She helped raise me because
she's 12 years older than me.
Still feeling sad
for the way it had to end.
♪ ♪
I love you, sister.
It's a huge release
having done it.
I feel like I'm taking
the first step
of honoring her
and also trying to let go
of that guilt.
♪ ♪
- Coming up...
- Hello, Faye.
- Hi.
- How are you? Miss Resnick. Mm.
♪ ♪
- My OCD with the balancing
of these candle things
is really bothering me.
There's not even a barbecue on.
♪ ♪
Oh, I like this.
It's like being magic.
Ta-da.
[dogs barking]
Don't even think about it.
- Can we go over the menu?
- Well, they're gonna
be here so I'm nervous, okay.
- And we'll do an hour
of passed hors d'oeuvres.
We'll serve the first course,
the second, and the dessert.
Any time I'm cooking,
and doing a party by myself,
I spend the entire night
running around the kitchen,
getting people food
and drinks and napkins,
and lighting candles,
and I want to be able
to sit down
and talk to the girls.
So, I have someone help me.
I don't like these leaves
falling from the tree.
Isn't there anything
we can do about this?
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Oh, my goodness. Hi.
[swan trumpets]
[smooches]
[laughs]
- Hello.
- Hello.
- Isn't...
- Trying to make friends
with your swan.
- I know, it's a bit strange.
Come in. - I... it's not strange.
- It's like a slice of heaven.
- Hanky-panky.
- Vanderpump's house...
Oh, my God, amazing.
It is so beautiful,
but the swans make
really big piles of sháá,
and it, yeah. Mm.
- I'll sit in the shade.
- Am I older than you
or you... younger?
How old are you?
- I'll be 51 in October.
- Ugh, I'm older.
I should have
the good seat, really.
- Do you want it?
- No, I'm joking.
- Are you serious?
- Are you married
to somebody younger?
- Really? Yeah.
- How much younger
is your husband?
- Uh, 8 1/2 years.
He always says nine.
- What's that like?
- It's awesome, at first...
- Do you notice the age
difference at all?
- No, uh-uh.
I mean, skin-wise, of course,
but he's never gonna age
'cause black don't crack.
- Oh, okay. Really?
- Yeah.
Can I ask her
how old she is now?
Come on, then,
let's go, shall we?
- Yeah.
- Hi, Faye.
- It's so light outside.
I love it. Hi.
- How are you?
- Oh, my God.
This dress is insane.
- You look pretty.
- It's so pretty
with all of the gray.
I love the purple. - The gray.
- Will you help me
open the gate here?
Great, thank you.
It's only been ten days
since I had my surgery.
I'm still completely wrapped.
Just put a poncho on.
You're supposed to keep
your arms next to your body
for two weeks.
- Oh...
- Oh, my God.
I thought you said barbecue.
- I know, but you know.
- You look beautiful.
- You guys look
way too cute for a barbecue.
Uh, this doesn't look
very casual, Kyle.
Everybody's wearing makeup
and looking gorgeous,
and here's Plain Jane.
You guys look beautiful.
- And I'm only wearing heels
'cause I'm...
- I'm in my flip-flops.
[upbeat music]
[doorbell rings] - Get away.
[dog barking]
- Hi.
- Hello.
- Oh, my God,
look how gorgeous you look.
Come on in, my dogs are...
Get back.
- You look beautiful, Kyle.
- Thank you.
- You said barbecue.
I said casual.
- But you know what?
I had on jeans
and I wasn't feeling it
so I had to change.
- Well, you look great.
- But, I'm actually
not barbecuing any food either.
- I show up in, like,
barbecue wear
and this bitch has on,
like, a kaftan.
- Thank you.
- I didn't get the memo.
Look at who it is.
- The bright nails
and the shoes.
- Wow.
- You know what?
Let me tell you something.
She says "barbecue,"
I'm thinking, like, jeans,
and this... I hate her.
- Well, look at me.
I'm in my pajamas, in my...
- I'm actually not
barbecuing anything.
- Where's the fáááing barbecue?
Growing up in Atlanta,
if you invite someone over
for a barbecue,
you fáááing have barbecue.
- I'm gonna stop using
the word barbecue.
- How you feeling?
- I don't know. I'm up.
I'm just so happy to be up.
- You look good.
Yolanda had
a really aggressive surgery.
I saw all the pictures.
But, you know,
to be up and out is great.
- You look so good.
- Thank you.
- So good.
- Thank you.
[knocking]
- Oh, it's a fancy party.
- Hi, everybody.
- There she is.
- And Yolanda, hello.
- Can you believe this?
- Hi.
- Hello.
- How are you?
- You look gorgeous.
- You look amazing.
- Hi.
- Hello, baby.
I didn't know you'd be here.
What a nice surprise.
I've said things about Yolanda.
"True Munchausen syndrome
fits within the sub-class
"of fictitious disorder
wherein those affected
"feign disease, illness,
or psychological trauma
to draw attention, sympathy,
or reassurance to themselves."
Oh, God.
And Faye. Guilty.
And beautiful. - I saw you.
- I saw you but...
- I'm aware that Lisa Rinna
is debating my Lyme disease.
- The don't know really
what it is or...
- And later Lisa Rinna
came to us
and said something bad,
so she wanted
to say something to you.
- You know what?
I can't even... I can't even.
But that's not where
I want to put my energy today.
- So let me ask you a question.
I'm so curious.
Tell me if this is too...
Too much uh...
- Information?
- What does it feel like
having it all the sudden...
- Uh, it's flat, honey.
There's nothing there.
- 'Cause it doesn't look flat.
- You know, it's different.
26 years of these...
Anwar calls it the roadblocks.
He said, "Mom,
this is why you couldn't get...
You know, well, because
you had two big roadblocks.
- Now I saw you say
no nail polish.
What does that mean?
Why no nail polish?
- All toxins are, like,
not good for me.
You know, so no more
nail polish, no hair color,
no make-up. - No hair color?
- No fun. [laughter]
[overlapping chatter]
- I am like...
I'm a corpse walking.
- Where the hell's
my silicon going?
- Well, you'll know.
Let me tell you,
you'll know when
it hits your brain.
- Fááá.
- Okay, this is not good.
- I mean, we're all fáááed.
- I'm getting nervous.
I'll just say it now.
- Would you get me a drink?
- What would you like?
- Get her a double.
She needs a double.
- No one offered you a drink?
- No one.
- This is, like, the most women
I'm hanging around.
- I-I, oh, me too.
- I'm always around men.
- I'm actually a man
in a woman's body.
- Me too.
- No, I am.
That was my line. - Okay.
Well, it can be your line,
but I am.
- No, I am.
- All right.
She is not a man
in a woman's body.
She's got the hair
and the pink gloss.
Thank you.
That's a woman
in a woman's body.
I was sticking
to the seat in there.
- Oh, that's attractive.
Isn't it?
- Yeah.
- Oh, this is my friend Jana,
also Lisa's friend.
All: Hi. - Good to see you.
Nice to meet you.
- I'm Jennifer We've met before.
It's been a while
since I've seen you.
- How are you?
- I'm good, thank you.
- Aha.
Hello... Oh, wow.
- I know you don't care
about me, but...[smooches]
- Hi, look at you.
- Faye Resnick's here.
I'm not surprised.
She's a very dear friend
of Kyle's,
and I know it's coming
if I'm gonna be hanging out
with Kyle.
I know I'm gonna meet her.
- Hi.
- How are you?
- Hi.
- I'm well.
- I never heard of Faye Resnick
until she wrote a book.
Faye alleged that
my ex-husband Marcus Allen
had an affair
with Nicole Simpson.
It was nobody's fáááing business
and the fact
that she had never met me
and wrote that I knew about it,
and that I turned a cheek to it,
is disgusting.
- Nice to see you.
- I'm not here to pick a fight,
but I'm also not here
to roll over.
I'm not here to make nice nice
and act like I don't care
what went on.
Yeah.
- Coming up...
- What's going on with
Anwar and Bella's Lyme disease?
- I don't know.
If she says it's true, then...
- What does Mohamed say?
- No.
♪ ♪
- Mwuah, nice to see you
- I'm good. I'm good.
- You know Faye? Did you say hi?
- I have never met her.
You asked me that the other day.
- Faye.
- Yeah.
- You know...
You don't know Kath...
She said you guys
have never met.
- We never met.
- Kathryn, Faye.
- Hi, how are you?
- How are you?
- Pleasure.
- Nice to meet you too.
- Nice to meet you.
The hair on the back
of my neck is standing.
I have a flashback
of memories and feelings.
I have anxiety for sure.
- You guys
have never actually met...
- Yeah.
- But I know you... kinda in...
- Hey, pretty girl.
- [gasps] Hi, gorgeous.
- Nice to see you.
- I love the shoes.
- Thank you.
- I don't know
if that was intentional
or accidental,
but this is awkward.
- I just got
a pair that were not that...
That bright, but I... - Almost?
- Oh, they were...
They were bright.
- These are obnoxious.
- And I was like...
I'm, like, these
are such Erika shoes.
- Hello, Faye.
- Hi.
- Hi, how are you?
Miss Resnick.
When there's only a handful
of you there for dinner,
and Faye Resnick's one of them,
I think she should have
given me the heads up.
- It's so pretty.
- Faye was a bit
of a bitch to me,
uh, at our
30th wedding anniversary.
You think I tell Brandi
what to say?
- I think you're out
to get Adrienne.
I think you're using Brandi
to get even with people.
- I'm not... I opened the door.
- I just wish we would stop
playing chess,
and everybody start
getting along.
- Oh, okay,
you've been talking to Kyle.
- I just think everything's
just a plot and a plan,
and it's just...
- I'm really insulted
by what you said.
I haven't spoken to her since.
[indistinct chatter] Mm.
- Hi.
- Yeah, that's a Vanderpump...
- Hi.
- Hello, hello.
- No one told me
you were coming.
- I have the same ones.
- Yeah.
- And I just had a little bit
higher heel put on them.
- I've lost my wine.
- A lost drink?
- My lost drink.
- Hey.
- You want anything?
- No, I'm good I think.
- How are you?
- I'm good, do you remember me
from back in the days?
- Yes, I don't remember
exactly where,
but I remember your face
for sure.
- I think just from, like...
- Modeling?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
When we were still modeling,
we were a little bit of,
like, competition.
The 5'9" blondes
with the sporty bodies.
- What agency were you with?
- Elite.
- Yeah, yeah.
She was just stunning.
You know where I saw you
and I didn't get to talk to you?
At Rob Lowe's
50th birthday party.
- Yes, yes.
- I will say,
I don't think she got every job.
I think sometimes people wanted
something that was, like,
a little cooked down version
and that was me.
- By the way,
these are mostly tequila, Kyle.
- I... no, I had no idea
that Faye was coming.
- Are you out of here?
- Yes.
- Oh.
- I'm going back to bed.
- What about eating something?
- Did you say going back to bed?
- Since, uh,
our 30th wedding anniversary.
She was kinda aggressive
and rude and...
- Do you like her
or not like her?
- Listen, she's Kyle's friend.
That's it.
- I met her long ago in...
- And she's on the way.
- I met her...
Faye, how did we meet?
- With, uh, Michael Levine
at Dre's.
- Now why did you guys
have a little thing?
- Who?
- You and Lisa?
- I don't know.
Oh, thanks, Rinna.
- I thought about it.
- Oh.
- I think that...
- This was three years ago.
- She's very protective,
and I'm very protective.
- Oh, absolutely I am.
- Who were we...
Who were we protecting?
- I was protecting Kyle,
and she was protecting,
at one point Brandi
and I think...
- Which was a great choice.
- [sobbing]
- She felt intimidated.
- That's what she always says,
to make it okay
for her to say her viciousness.
- Okay, whatever, I'm not...
- You are so protective
and very sweet.
[laughter]
- You're not supposed to laugh.
- Wow, I'm sorry, but...
- She kind of, like,
came at me a bit.
And I was...
- No, but I didn't actually...
- She did. Which I didn't
appreciate at the time.
- I don't have
any hard feelings.
- Okay, good.
- And I'd like
to just get past all that
because it's harmful,
and we don't need it.
- Love these women.
They have a real go at you,
real pop at you,
and then they go,
"Let's just move on."
Of course you want to move on.
I would if I were you.
I appreciate just having
some kind of resolution and...
- Yeah, me too.
- I'm actually being gracious.
I'm allowing us both to move on.
- Okay.
- Is everybody
behaving over here?
- Yes.
- Yes, everybody's fine.
Thank you, Kyle.
- You being nice,
Ms. Vanderpump?
- Yeah, I'm always nice.
- I sort of started...
I didn't sort of start it,
I started it.
- And now it just got awkward.
- Okay, bye, love you.
- She says too much.
- Are you leaving?
- Yes, I'm going back to bed.
- We didn't get to talk to you.
Where are you going?
- I want to talk to you
at some point.
We gotta go to lunch.
- Yeah, let's do that.
- Yes.
- I'm happy to see her.
- I'll see you guys soon.
Bye, see you.
- Happy to see
that she's up and out,
but I'm relieved that we're not
getting into anything heavy.
- Girls, grab your seat.
There are name tags.
[upbeat music]
- Oh, my God. Opposite you?
You going to behave yourself?
- You love it.
No, I'm not gonna behave myself.
- Okay, good.
- Oh, I love you.
- Oh, you are so...
- Here it is, go get it.
- Oh, slobbery ball
in your gorgeous shirt?
That's so mean.
- I don't care.
Oh, she looks so cute.
- I'm happy
to sit across from Faye.
Perfect.
I don't think she's as happy
to sit across from me.
♪ ♪
- Coming up...
- There's very few people
in my life
that I've, like... like,
carried, like, a dagger for,
like... she's one of them.
- Really?
[overlapping chatter]
- You guys, were you...
Were you shocked Yolanda came?
I was really shocked she came.
- She looks really good.
- She has energy.
She looks bright.
- She looks happy.
- Right?
- That's the thing.
- She looks happy, but I...
She doesn't look back to...
- But she doesn't
have makeup on.
- It's gonna take time, babe.
- I know, but she's got
more light in her eyes, yeah.
- For sure.
- She's smiling.
- She'd had massive surgery.
- Massive.
- Like, it's like being
in a car accident, you know?
You hurt. So...
- How long
have you known Yolanda?
- I met Yolanda right when
she and David started dating.
- So, back then,
did she have the Lyme?
- No.
- It's new, right?
- But she puts it out there.
You know, she...
She puts it out there.
I think it... it's a conversation
starter for sure.
I think
it gets confusing sometimes
when she posts a picture
of when she feels good
and... and when, you know,
she's on a yacht or something.
A lot of people have...
They question.
- It seems strange to me
that she's like,
happy selfie, sick selfie,
happy selfie, sick selfie.
And also, like,
I'm trying to follow her
on Instagram, but, like,
I don't like seeing the whole
needle in the arm thing
all the time.
- Have you...
Have you ever spoken to her?
- No, I-I haven't
spoken to her yet.
- You have to speak to her.
You have to at some point.
- I'm going to.
I'm... I'm calling her.
- I'm really glad you didn't...
I want to thank you
for not doing that tonight.
- Oh.
- Because if she heard
the word Munchausen's,
it may send her over the edge.
- What the fááá are you doing?
I think Yolanda's
gonna be pissed.
This woman is vibrant.
She has a great life.
Why would she choose
to be in a fáááing bed
with a bathrobe on?
This is really mean.
- Something that I was
working out with you
when I came in the house
that day...
- Yeah, but still, you said it.
You probably have to own it
and talk about it.
- If the time is right
and when it's right
and feels right,
that will organically come.
I might not even matter.
- I don't want to be any part
of that conversation.
I have indigestion
just thinking about it.
- What's going on with Anwar
and Bella's Lyme disease?
- Both Bella and Anwar,
you know, have Lyme disease.
- I-I had never heard that,
so...
- What do you mean
you never heard that?
- Well...
- She told me that today.
- I don't know, if she says
it's true, then she knows...
- What does Mohamed say?
- No.
- Mohamed said no?
- Well, he just said no.
That she's the only one
that has it,
but I don't want
to come between a husband and...
That's... I-I don't...
- That's not her husband
anymore, by the way.
- Well, her ex-husband,
but one of my best friends.
I would like to thank
Mohamed most importantly,
who's such a good friend,
and to throw this party
for my darling daughter.
- My god-daughter.
- I'm just saying I didn't know.
I didn't know.
- Your ex-husband is saying
one thing about your children,
and you're saying another thing?
[exhales deeply]
I don't want to touch that
with a ten-foot pole.
- He said he didn't think
that they had it, but...
- He doesn't think they have it?
- No. I-I...
- What does that mean?
- I don't want to get involved.
- I have heard that, actually.
- I don't know what
that means though.
It's simple. They have it
or they don't have it.
She said they have it.
Yolanda is saying the kids
do have Lyme disease,
and Mohamed is saying
that they don't.
That doesn't make
any sense at all.
So she's saying that
Mohamed said they don't have it.
- Let's not even... you asked me.
- No, I didn't say, I-I...
- I don't want to blow this up.
- Do they have symptoms?
- The kids?
- I don't know.
Let's not talk about her kids.
- What difference does it make
whether Yolanda's children
have Lyme disease or not?
It doesn't matter what anyone
else says about it.
It only matters what
Yolanda sa... you know,
why are we questioning
this sháá?
It's not fair.
- Does he not know
they have Lyme...
- I don't know.
Why don't you ask them?
- I'm not close with Mohamed.
- Don't make me come over there.
- Okay.
- I'm serious.
I do not want to talk about it.
I'm not happy with Kyle
pushing me
about Bella and Anwar.
It's not my business
and I don't want
to talk about it,
so stop right there.
- It's just weird.
To hear one parents says yes...
- Can I have another glass
of wine, please?
- Hey, Lisa,
when you were pregnant
and doing your "Playboy,"
were you showing?
- God, yeah,
I was 6 1/2 months pregnant.
- Wait, how many people here
have been in "Playboy"?
- I've been in it twice.
Anybody else?
- I was in "Playboy,"
but not in the main...
- We're doing a survey.
- You knew Camille
was in "Playboy."
She said it was lingerie.
- Have you?
Wait, who has besides Lisa?
- Faye ha... Faye has.
- What?
- She posed naked in "Playboy"
after the OJ trial.
Oh, my God, that's who it is.
It's Faye Resnick.
The morally corrupt
Faye Resnick.
And I have to say
that I loved your spread.
- I didn't spread.
- I take that back.
- Did you do it?
- Mm-hmm.
- You did?
♪ ♪
- Be right back, you guys.
- Give me one second.
- I've never done it,
but everyone's...
- Now that Faye's gone,
what's up between you two?
- She capitalized on a tragedy.
Horrible.
She wrote a book.
Faye put herself
in this situation
right after Nicole was murdered,
and she wrote a book about it.
She posed for "Playboy."
I'm sure she loved
the limelight.
I mean, come on,
she was having her 15 minutes.
Blech.
She wrote a book
back in the days, 21 years ago,
and... and spoke of me.
- In the book?
- Yeah.
- Good thing or a bad thing?
Is that a good thing?
- Don't act like you know me
when you don't know me.
- The Nicole Brown Simpson
murder it was a big deal.
Kathryn was included
in a story that was,
you know, changed America.
- No. No, no, no, no.
Ever never.
- So what did she write?
What did she write?
- I don't... I didn't read it.
All I know is that there was
something that was spoken of me.
- But you didn't read it?
You didn't read it?
- I swear to God I didn't.
- But should you read it
and maybe it would be different
if you had read it,
you know what I'm talking about?
- No, no, no.
Honey, I don't need to.
I don't need to.
- If someone had written
about me in a book
and I was gonna confront them,
I probably would have, you know,
read what they wrote about me.
- There's very few people
in my life
that I've, like, like,
carried, like, a dagger for.
Like, if I ever get the chance
to freaking, like,
say what I... she's one of them.
- Really?
- Yes.
And right now, I am, like,
"Come on with it now."
- Kathryn's ready to throw down
all the time.
- Oh, honey, I will.
I will in a second.
I'm the type of person that,
like, ammos myself up.
Like, if you get in my craw,
it's, like, freaking, like,
rapid fire, like...
[imitates machine gun]
- You've already, like,
planned it out.
You, like, thought of it.
- For 20 years, honey.
- Oh, my God.
- I have to say something.
- This is something
that's never been touched upon.
These two have never
come in contact,
and this is some deep,
deep, dark sháá.
- I have to tell you, Faye,
I've never met you before
and I feel like I'm being phony
if I sit here across the table
and not, like,
address the elephant
in the room.
- Coming up...
- For me to not say something,
I would feel like
I'm being phony.
- Well, there's not really
much to discuss
at this point, is there?
And I feel like I'm being phony
is I sit here across the table
and not, like, address
the elephant in the room.
For me to not say something,
I would feel like
I'm being phony.
And obviously there's history
in a very...
Way back then when
all that sháá was going on.
The way I was brought into it.
I associate that with you.
Stop looking at me.
Say something to me.
My name was never mentioned
in anything
until you brought my name up.
And so I was, like,
"I don't know."
You wrote about something
that I was, like,
some turn the cheek kinda wife,
and I had... you'd never met me.
You didn't know me,
and I'm so not that.
I'm, like, in your face,
like, confrontational.
If you have something to say,
say it to me.
- I have nothing to say
to anyone
about what happened
20-something years ago.
I mean, that was
a very hard time,
and I mean, it was sad.
- Really sad.
Really, really, really sad.
Tragic.
- I mean, there's not really
much to discuss
at this point, is there?
- For me to sit here and, like,
obviously you're good friends
with her.
Like I said,
it's an elephant in the room.
It is for me.
- I can't quite
put my finger on it,
but it's like... it's like this
if I were to physicalize it.
This is how I feel about Faye.
She's going like this.
- What happened?
- Long time ago.
Long, long, long, long time ago.
- You're talking about the book?
- Obviously, I think that you
would associate that with me.
- Yeah, for sure.
- Right? Yeah.
- But nothing pejorative
or any of that.
Not at all. - There is nothing.
- Good.
- Okay.
- Do you feel better?
- Uh, yeah. A little bit, yeah.
- You know something?
I really don't want to have
a bunch of conversations,
you know, about this.
That's a really uncomfortable
time in all of our lives.
- Yeah.
- You know, it's...
I think that's something that
should be discussed in private.
If I've done anything
to offend anyone,
I'm sorry. I really am.
- It's a blanket
general statement.
I'm not asking for her to give
me some pleading, "I'm sorry."
There's a part of me
that feels a little cheated,
'cause I was ready.
I was ready to, like,
just annihilate her.
- Well, I just want to say
I know you guys had an issue,
but I have to say
you're an amazing girlfriend.
You are the girlfriend
that is there for me
at 2:00 in the morning,
3:00 in the morning.
Like, one of the best.
- Thank you.
- Good. Good.
- She wants to move on. Smart.
But I will never be
Faye Resnick's friend.
- You look beautiful,
by the way.
- Thank you.
- Well, gosh.
- Next time on "The Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills"...
- Ah, you look so red hot.
♪ ♪
Ha-ha, you've got
no underwear on.
- Whoo!
- There you go.
- I don't know how
you're gonna react to it.
You may say, "Get the fááá
outta my house right now."
Somebody came to me
with a word: Munchausen's.
It's when somebody says
they're sick but they're not.
You could have said to me,
"I'm having a dinner
"and Faye Resnick's
gonna be there.
I'm letting that orangutan
out of it's cage."
- That is really rude.
- I don't like her.
- To me,
it was really distasteful.
- I'm not gonna speak for her,
but she has a different opinion
about that.
- To learn more
about the Housewives,