The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (2010–…): Season 5, Episode 3 - Pay Attention to Me! - full transcript
Lisa Vanderpump throws Lisa Rinna a private birthday dinner at PUMP and Lisa Rinna's husband shows up just in time with just the right gift. Brandi is settling into her new home, but is still dealing with old drama from her ex-husband. Kim is looking nowhere but forward as she and her daughter, Brooke, go dress shopping for a very special occasion. Lisa Rinna meets up with a friend from way back, Emmy-winning soap actress Eileen Davidson.
- PREVIOUSLY ON THE REAL
HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...
- OH, THIS IS A GOOD PART
FOR ME,
SHE'S TRYING TO STAY YOUTHFUL
AND RELATABLE...
both: WITH HIGHLIGHTS.
- I'LL DO ANYTHING TO MAKE
A BUCK.
I DON'T SAY "NO" VERY MUCH,
I SAY "YES."
- WE NEED TO START MAKING A
CONSCIOUS DECISION
TO BE POSITIVE.
JUST MAKE HAPPY DAYS.
- I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW WITH LISA
AND EVERYTHING
BUT I HOPE THAT WE CAN ALL MOVE
FORWARD WITH HER.
- APPARENTLY, I JUST DON'T WANT
TO ENGAGE, I REALLY DON'T.
IT WAS JUST TOO VICIOUS.
I SEE WHO SHE IS.
- GOD, YOU HAVE SUCH GOOD BOOBS!
CAN I JUST TOUCH THEM?
THEY'RE SO GOOD!
- [screams]
- I DON'T REALLY WANT
TO GO DANCE.
- LISA HAS A HARD TIME FORGIVING
AND FORGETTING.
I DON'T WANT THAT TO BE BECAUSE
I AM GENUINELY SORRY.
YOU KNOW, IT GOES BOTH WAYS.
[upbeat music]
- THROW ME TO THE WOLVES,
AND I SHALL RETURN
LEADING THE PACK.
- CHARACTER ISN'T WHAT YOU HAVE.
IT'S WHO YOU ARE.
- YOU'VE HEARD A LOT ABOUT ME,
BUT IT'S ONLY TRUE
WHEN IT COMES FROM MY LIPS.
- I'M NOT A BITCH,
BUT I'VE PLAYED ONE ON TV.
- I'VE BEEN RICH,
AND I'VE BEEN FAMOUS.
BUT HAPPINESS BEATS THEM BOTH.
- I'D RATHER SPEND MY LIFE
KICKING ASS THAN KISSING IT.
- PLANES AND YACHTS ARE NICE,
BUT MY HAPPINESS STARTS AT HOME.
[upbeat music]
♪♪ ♪♪
- OH. NOT THAT, NOT THAT.
[phone ringing]
HELLO? - HEY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
- THANKS, MAMA.
- I'VE BEEN TRYING TO CALL YOU
FOR ABOUT A HALF AN HOUR
I CAN'T FIGURE OUT THIS
GODDAMN PHONE.
[both laughing]
- WELL, AT LEAST YOU REMEMBERED
IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY.
THAT'S THE GOOD NEWS.
- I DID. YOU HAVING A NICE DAY?
- I'M HAVING A LOVELY DAY.
I'M GOING OUT TO DINNER.
WE'RE GOING TO LISA VANDERPUMP'S
RESTAURANT CALLED PUMP.
- OH, I'VE HEARD OF THAT, YEAH.
- TO AGE, I MEAN,
IT'S INEVITABLE.
BUT DAMN IT, I'M GONNA DO
IT... REALLY... THE BEST I CAN.
- I'M GONNA CONTINUE TO GET
READY.
I GOTTA PUT MY MAKEUP ON.
IT SUCKS.
I GUESS IT'S NICE TO BE
OVER THE FIVE.
NO, IT ALL SUCKS. I HATE IT ALL.
- I LOVE YOU.
- MUAH! BYE!
AH! - MOM?
- YEAH?
- WHAT ARE YOU WEARING TONIGHT?
- I DON'T KNOW,
YOU WANT TO HELP ME?
- YEAH.
THAT'S PRETTY. - I COULD ALSO DO
THOSE JIMMY CHOO'S UP THERE,
THOSE BLACK AND TAN ONES.
- IT, LIKE, IT HAS TO BE
THE RIGHT COLOR.
IT DOESN'T WORK,
IT DOESN'T WORK.
- I WOULD SAY HAVING
TEENAGE GIRLS
KEEPS ME VERY HUMBLE.
I LIKE THAT.
LOOK HOW CUTE THAT LOOKS.
- ARE WE DONE?
- YOU'RE DONE.
- OKAY.
- HA!
I MEAN, I SAY TO HARRY,
"WHAT WOULD IT BE LIKE IF WE
NEVER HAD KIDS?"
I WOULD BECOME THE BIGGEST
NARCISSIST ON THE PLANET.
CAN YOU IMAGINE?
I'D BE SUCH A NIGHTMARE
IF I DIDN'T HAVE KIDS. [laughs]
- I'M SURE SHE HAS NOTHING
THAT WE PICKED OUT.
- OKAY, NOW FIRST OF ALL,
I LOVE WHAT YOU CHOSE
BUT I FELT LIKE WE SHOULD GO
WITH COLOR.
DO YOU LIKE IT?
- WELL, I DON'T THINK THE SHOES
MATCH.
I THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE PUMPS.
- BUT...
- IF YOU FEEL COMFORTABLE,
WHATEVER.
- I FEEL REALLY COMFORTABLE.
- YEAH, OKAY.
- BUT THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME.
- WHATEVER.
[phone ringing]
- HELLO?
HEY, GIGI, ARE YOU HERE?
HI, BABY!
OH, BABY, I MISSED YOU.
- HOW WAS YOU...
- WE JUST HAD GIRL TALK,
WE JUST CAUGHT UP ON OUR...
- OUR BOY LIVES.
- EXPERIENCE.
- YOUR WHOLE YEAR OF COLLEGE.
I WANT TO HEAR!
- DID IT FEEL LIKE WE WERE GONE?
- YOU BROUGHT A LOT OF STUFF.
IT MEANS YOU'RE GOING TO STAY
A LONG TIME.
- NO, IT MEANS I'M HERE FOR
THREE DAYS
AND THEN I'M GOING TO WORK
FOR A MONTH IN EUROPE.
- OH, I'M SO SAD.
- I KNOW, BUT...
- ONLY THREE DAYS.
- OH, THAT'S MY COVERS.
- I HAVEN'T SEEN ANY OF THESE.
- GI?
- THAT'S WHY I LOVE MY FRIENDS
FROM BACK HOME
BECAUSE THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT
WHAT I DO.
- GIGI'S FIRST YEAR OF SCHOOL,
I THINK,
WAS VERY CHALLENGING. YOU KNOW,
TO BE IN SCHOOL FULL TIME
AND WORK FULL TIME.
I MEAN, SHE'S STUDYING
CRIMINAL PSYCHOLOGY
AND ALL OF A SUDDEN
SHE'S THE IT GIRL IN THE
MODELING INDUSTRY.
IT'S JUST CRAZY.
- I HAVEN'T SEEN
HER IN LIKE SIX MONTHS.
- WELL, I'M MORE SURPRISED
THAT SAB SURVIVED.
BECAUSE SHE ACTUALLY WENT
TO COLLEGE.
WELL, I WENT TO COLLEGE,
BUT, IT'S NOT AS MUCH AS A
COLL... LIKE...
OF A COLLEGE EXPERIENCE.
- IT'S LIKE NOT
A COLLEGE EXPERIENCE.
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUTURE
HOLDS FROM HER.
I GUESS, IF SHE'S GOING TO BE
WORKING SEVEN DAYS A WEEK,
THAT MIGHT MEAN THAT SHE HAS TO
PUT COLLEGE ON HOLD FOR AWHILE.
BUT, THOSE ARE GOING TO BE HER
CHOICES, NOT MY CHOICES.
- I'VE TOLD SEVEN PEOPLE
I'D HAVE DINNER WITH THEM,
BUT I'D FOUND OUT I'M GOING TO
LONDON YESTERDAY.
WELL, MY FLIGHT GOT BOOKED
TODAY.
AND THEN, PARIS,
THEN I GO BACK TO NEW YORK,
AND THEN BACK TO PARIS.
- WHERE IS BELLA?
- BELLA IS JUST FLYING AROUND.
FLUTTERING AROUND MALIBU.
SHE'S SO CUTE.
SHE'S READY TO GO TO COLLEGE.
GIGI AND I ARE VERY SIMILAR.
WE'RE BOTH PERFECTIONISTS.
BELLA IS MUCH MORE RELAXED.
SHE'S SO COOL, EDGY,
YOU KNOW, SHE'S SO OPPOSITE OF
ME AND GIGI.
WHEN I LOOK AT HER, AT TIMES,
I GO LIKE,
"WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?"
ANYWAY, I LOVE YOU.
YOU TAKE A SHOWER.
I'M GONNA GET STUFF READY
FOR TONIGHT.
MY GIRLS ARE A MUCH, MUCH BETTER
VERSION OF ME
THAN I HAVE EVER BEEN.
I MEAN, I'M PROUD. #PROUDMOMMY.
- LET'S DO THIS.
- COME ON, LITTLE GIRL.
- WHAT ARE YOU BRINGING?
- I HAVE TO GO TO EVENTS
FOR A MONTH STRAIGHT.
SO I HAVE TO LOOK CUTE
EVERY DAY.
- I LOVE YOU, BABY.
YOU'RE STRONG.
YOU'RE A GOOD DUTCH GIRL.
WELL, HALF-PALESTINIAN, I GUESS.
- HI, BABY.
- HI.
- HI!
- HOW MANY HAVE YOU GOT? A LOT?
- TONIGHT, WE HAVE 164.
- KEEP IT UNDER CONTROL.
OKAY, THANK YOU.
DID YOU CHECK ALL THE GLASSES?
ANY SPOTS ON THEM?
- HELLO!
- LOOK AT YOU,
YOU GORGEOUS THING.
I KNOW, I LOVE YOU TOO. - OH!
- SO WHERE IS YOUR HUSBAND?
- HE'S ON A PLANE FROM
VANCOUVER, HE'S COMING.
- OH, GOD...
- HE'S WORKING ON A SHOW!
- THAT THING ALWAYS GETS IN THE
WAY, THAT WORK THING?
- THAT WORKING GETS IN THE WAY.
- GOD, COME IN.
- LOOK HOW GORGEOUS YOU LOOK.
[gasps] OH, MY GOD.
IS THIS NOT STUNNING?
- IT'S NEVER REALLY THAT MUCH OF
A PLEASURE FOR ME
HAVING SOMEBODY ELSE'S BIRTHDAY
DINNER IN MY RESTAURANT,
BECAUSE WHENEVER I'M IN MY
RESTAURANT,
I'M IN MY WORK PLACE.
ISN'T IT SWEET?
- OH, IT'S SO GORGEOUS.
- BUT, I LOVE LISA RINNA,
SO I'M HAPPY TO HOST HER DINNER
FOR HER.
- IT'S PUMPING OUT HERE TONIGHT.
- THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED PUMP.
- NYUCK, NYUCK, GET IT?
- CHEERS!
- THANK YOU!
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
- THANK YOU.
- AND HERE'S TROUBLE.
- HI!
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
- OH, THANK YOU.
- LISA.
- NICE TO SEE YOU.
- GOOD, HOW ARE YOU?
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
- OH, MY GOSH.
ARE MY BOOBS HANGING OUT
TOO MUCH?
- NO, IT'S FINE.
- GIRLS, I WANT TO TAKE
A PICTURE
OF YOU WITH THE TABLE.
IT'S SO GORGEOUS.
- SUCK IT IN, RICHARDS.
- I AM SUCKING IT IN, PUMP.
- THIS IS THE PART OF MY
RELATIONSHIP WITH LISA
THAT I LOVE.
BEING ABLE TO LAUGH AND TEASE
EACH OTHER.
- WHAT'S HITCHING YOURS UP?
NOTHING?
- NOTHING.
YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN US...
- AH, WE NEED TO GET SOME
FRIENDS
THAT ARE A LITTLE BIT FLUFFIER.
[laughter]
SHE KNOWS HOW TO, YOU KNOW,
EMBARRASS ME, MAKE ME LAUGH,
AND VICE VERSA,
SO IT'S A LOT OF FUN TO HAVE
THAT BACK AGAIN.
- LOOK, THEY'RE FINE, HUH?
- I LIKE IT, YEAH.
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY! HI!
- HEY!
- HI!
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
- AH, NICE TO SEE YOU.
- SHOULD WE GO AND SIT DOWN?
- HE'S GONNA LAND AT 8.
- I'M SITTING HERE?
- SO MAURICIO CAN SIT HERE.
AND HARRY WILL SIT HERE
WHEN HE COMES.
- WELL, CHEERS, HAPPY BIRTHDAY
TO YOU.
[all cheering]
- DEREK, I NEED A FORK.
- MAY I HAVE A LITTLE MORE WATER
TOO, WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE?
- IS HARRY GONNA MAKE IT,
DO WE KNOW?
- YEAH, HE'S GONNA MAKE IT.
- HE'S MAKING IT? WHAT TIME?
- HE'S... I THINK HE LANDS AT 9.
HE'LL BE HERE PROBABLY
VERY SOON.
BEING MARRIED TO AN ACTOR IS A
VERY DIFFERENT LIFESTYLE,
I THINK, THAN MOST PEOPLE
WOULD REALIZE.
IT'S VERY DIFFICULT FOR US TO
SHOW UP AT THE SAME EVENTS.
SO HE SHOWS UP A LITTLE LATE
TO THIS EVENT.
SO I GO TO THIS EVENT BY MYSELF.
IT'S JUST WHAT WE DO.
- HOW LONG YOU BEEN MARRIED?
- I'VE BEEN MARRIED 17 YEARS.
- SO IT ALL WORKED OUT.
- 32 YEARS I'VE BEEN MARRIED.
- HOW LONG TOGETHER?
- WOW.
- AWESOME.
- 32 YEARS AND A MINUTE.
- HOW ABOUT YOU GUYS?
HOW LONG YOU BEEN MARRIED?
- ALMOST 19 YEARS WE'LL BE.
- YEAH, HOW DID YOU MEET?
- FIRST TIME WE MET WAS MY
BIRTHDAY.
I WAS ENGAGED TO SOMEONE. - OH!
- OH, MY... REALLY?
- I WAS. AND I REALLY...
LIKE WE CLICKED AND I TALKED TO
HIM THE WHOLE NIGHT.
AND I WENT LIKE THIS IN THE
MIDDLE OF TALKING TO HIM.
- YOU DID?
- I DID.
- [gasps]
- WHO WAS HE?
- AND I LEFT.
HE WAS A NEWSCASTER FOR CBS.
- IS HE STILL AROUND?
DO WE STILL WATCH HIM?
- HE WAS 24 YEARS OLDER THAN ME.
- 24 YEARS OLDER!
- DO WE KNOW HIM?
- NO.
- DO WE KNOW HIM?
- NO, THAT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN...
- ANYWAYS...
IT WAS WORTH TURNING
MY RING AROUND.
- OKAY, SO HOW DID YOU
AND HARRY MEET?
- HARRY WAS MARRIED AT THE TIME
THAT I MET HIM.
I WORKED OVER AT THE EYEGLASS
STORE AT THE GLEN,
HARRY WAS PICKING UP
HIS GLASSES.
- WAS HE MARRIED TO...? OOH.
I KNOW, HE WAS MARRIED TO
NICOLLETTE SHERIDAN.
WELL, TURNS OUT THAT SHE HAD
JUST LEFT HIM
FOR MICHAEL BOLTON. [laughs]
I MEAN, HE WAS HARRY HAMLIN!
L.A. LAW LIKE...
- OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
- SUPER FAMOUS, LIKE, WOO!
- RIGHT, RIGHT.
- CUT TO 21 YEARS LATER,
HARRY AND I ARE MARRIED
AND WE WERE AT THE BEVERLY HILLS
HOTEL IN THE POLO LOUNGE,
WHO'S SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO US?
MICHAEL BOLTON.
- YEAH, BUT COME ON, YOU MUST
HAVE LOOKED AT HIM AND THOUGHT
HE'S ATTRACTIVE.
- OF COURSE.
- YEAH, EXACTLY.
- SO I GO OVER. I GO,
"I JUST HAVE TO THANK YOU,
"FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART.
"BECAUSE IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU,
"I WOULD NOT HAVE
THESE BEAUTIFUL GIRLS,
"I WOULD NOT HAVE MY HUSBAND,
AND THANK YOU."
- WE NEED TO GET...
AH! RIGHT ON CUE!
[everyone yelling]
- AND THEN MICHAEL BOLTON LOOKED
AT ME AND HE SAID,
"YOU ARE SO WELCOME."
- LISA.
- YES?
- THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE, RIGHT?
- BEAUTIFUL!
- DID YOU REMEMBER IT BEFORE
WHEN IT WAS AN EMPTY CAR PARK?
- THIS IS NOT MY HOOD... BUT...
- REALLY, THEY WOULD WELCOME YOU
WITH OPEN EVERYTHING HERE.
- ISN'T THIS SEXY? I MEAN,
THEY... SHE MADE THIS ALL UP.
- YOU KNOW? IT REMINDS ME OF
MA MAISON.
- WHERE WAS THAT?
- IT WAS WHERE THE SOFITEL HOTEL
IS NOW.
AND IT WAS LIKE THE HOTTEST
PLACE IN THE '70s AND '80s.
ORSON WELLES ATE THERE EVERY
NIGHT FOR DINNER.
- OH, REALLY?
- I JUST SAW CITIZEN KANE
FOR THE FIRST TIME.
- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
- NO!
- SEE, YOU SHOULD STOP WATCHING
ALL THE PORNOS,
AND YOU SHOULD WATCH...
[laughter]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
YAY!
OH, THAT MUST BE FOR ME!
- SHUT UP!
- THANK YOU! AW!
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DARLING.
- WHAT IS IT?
- LOOK IT, IT'S SO SEXY
WHEN THEY DO THIS.
OH! - OH!
I LIKE THIS, I LOVE THAT.
- OH, MY, LISA'S SUCH A HOG.
- OH THAT'S SO SWEET,
"TO VANDERPUMP."
- IT WAS HARD TO GET VANDERPUMP
ALL THE WAY AROUND.
- I KNOW, HUN,
BUT YOU MANAGED IT!
- YOU KNOW, IT WAS REALLY HARD.
- BUT YOU MANAGED IT,
AND I'M VERY IMPRESSED.
THANK YOU.
- I WANTED THIS, THANK YOU.
HARRY AND I HAVE BEEN MARRIED
FOR 17 YEARS,
AND WE WORK ON IT, THOUGH.
LIKE, WHY NOT CREATE SOMETHING
FUN AND GET SOME LINGERIE?
OR, WATCH PORN?
LIKE NOBODY I KNOW WATCHES PORN.
LIKE, THEY'RE ALL GROSSED OUT BY
IT AND LIKE,
"OH, MY GOD,
HOW COULD YOU WATCH PORN?"
I GO, "WELL, HOW COULD YOU NOT?"
- HARRY, YOU'RE GONNA GET LUCKY
TONIGHT!
- YES, YOU ARE.
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
- COMING UP...
- MOM, BUY ME THIS.
PORTIA, COME PICK THIS UP
RIGHT NOW.
I'M NOT GOING TO RAISE A BRAT.
- BUY IT.
[dog barking]
- STOP.
OY-A.
- HELLO.
- HI.
- DON'T LET LUNA OUT!
SHE'LL GO...
JUST IN TIME TO HELP ME WORK.
- OH, PERFECT.
- I FEEL LIKE I'M ALWAYS PUTTING
YOU TO WORK.
- I KNOW.
- UM, SO I WANNA HANG...
I WANTED TO HANG THIS. EXCITING.
- OF COURSE, YOU HAVE TO HANG
THAT.
- BUT I ALSO HAVE ONE FROM MY
OTHER BOOK.
WHICH I HAVE TO SIGN
LIKE 500 COPIES OF.
BUT, I DON'T... DO YOU KNOW
HOW... I'M NOT GOOD AT THIS...
LIKE, I'LL JUST TAKE A NAIL
AND GO LIKE THAT.
- DUH!
DON'T... NOT A SCREW!
- WE DON'T... I DON'T HAVE
ANY NAILS.
MOVING INTO THIS BEAUTIFUL HOME
AND HAVING THE BOYS
FEEL SETTLED,
IT MAKES MY HEART HAPPY.
YEAH, THIS IS PROBABLY
A BAD IDEA.
THIS IS... YEAH, IT'S NOT REALLY
GOOD.
- YEAH, BECAUSE I THINK IT...
THE SCREW... IT'S JUST HARDER TO...
- WELL, LET'S SEE.
- WE NEED REAL NAILS.
- IT SEEMS PRETTY STURDY THOUGH.
- NO.
- NO, THAT'S PROBABLY NOT A GOOD
IDEA.
- NO, IT'S... AND IT WAS, LIKE,
ONLY IN, LIKE, A MILLIMETER.
- YOU KNOW MY LIFE NOW IS ME AS
AN INDIVIDUAL,
FOLLOWING MY OWN PERSONAL
DREAMS,
AND NOT BEING THE WOMAN BEHIND
THE MAN.
I'M WAITING FOR MY LAWYER
TO CALL ME.
AND I HAVE... EVERY TIME HE CALLS,
I GET THE TIMER
FROM THE KITCHEN,
BECAUSE RIGHT BEFORE 15 MINUTES,
I HAVE TO HANG UP.
IT'S LIKE QUARTERLY. - OKAY.
- THE BILLS.
- OH, MY GOSH.
- I MEAN, WE'RE ALREADY AT OVER
$7,000 FOR THIS THING.
EVERY TIME I HAVE A BOOK
COME OUT,
THERE'S A LITTLE DRAMA
WITH THE EX.
HE HAS DECIDED THAT I OWE HIM
OVER $100,000 DOLLARS
IN BACK CHILD SUPPORT
AND ALIMONY
THAT HE SAYS HE OVERPAID ME OVER
THE PAST FIVE YEARS.
AND HE TRIED TO SAY, UM,
"I'LL GIVE YOU $20,000 OVER YOUR
RETIREMENT FUND
AND I'LL TAKE $80,000."
AND I WAS LIKE...
"GO [bleep] YOURSELF."
- THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
WHO KNOWS, MAYBE HE NEEDS MONEY.
[cell phone ring]
- WHAT'S HE GONNA DO WITH
$100,000?
HE JUST SPENT $200,000 ON A
[bleep] R.V.
- EXACTLY.
- HELLO?
- HEY, BRANDI. IT'S RON RALE.
- HEY, RON. HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD, JUST GOT OUT OF COURT,
GOT A MESSAGE THAT YOU CALLED.
UH, YOU WANTED TO COME IN
AND MEET?
- YEAH, I JUST WAS WONDERING,
LIKE,
WHERE WE ARE WITH EVERYTHING
BECAUSE
AT THIS POINT, I-I JUST...
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
- I MEAN, I GUESS WE CAN SAY
THAT, UH, YOU KNOW,
WE'VE KIND OF TOLD
THEM OUR POSITION
AND I'M, UM, UH... YOU KNOW...
WAITING FOR HIM TO JUST DROP IT.
- I PERSONALLY TOLD EDDIE THAT
HE CAN [bleep] OFF
AND HE'S NOT GETTING ANY MONEY
FROM ME.
OBVIOUSLY, THIS IS AFFECTING MY
CHILDREN AND THE FACT THAT
WE HAD TO LEASE ANOTHER HOUSE
AND WE COULDN'T BUY THE HOUSE
BECAUSE WE COULDN'T
GET THE LOAN.
AND, YOU KNOW, I WANT THEM
TO BE SETTLED.
I MEAN, IF WE'RE GOING TO MOVE
AGAIN IN A YEAR,
THAT'S NOT GREAT FOR
OUR CHILDREN,
TO KEEP BOUNCING AROUND.
- HE'S MAKING SOME MONEY
ALREADY!
- YEAH, BUT, THEN WHY DO I STILL
ONLY GET $1,000 A MONTH?
- THAT'S WHAT WE'VE GOT
TO TALK ABOUT.
- IT JUST FEELS LIKE I'M GETTING
DRAGGED BACKWARDS
EVERY TIME I TAKE TWO STEPS
FORWARD.
I'M OVER THE FIGHTING,
I'M OVER THE DRAMA.
AND I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO BE
PAYING $12,000 A MONTH
IN LAWYER'S BILLS WHEN THAT
MONEY COULD BE GOING
FOR A COLLEGE FUND
FOR OUR CHILDREN.
- I MEAN, THAT'S, UH, WE'LL GO
THROUGH IT, AND I'LL EXPLAIN
HIS THEORY AND WHY WE THINK
IT'S, UH, NOT RIGHT.
- ALL RIGHT, THANKS, RON, SO
I'LL SEE YOU TUESDAY AT 11.
- OKAY.
- ALL RIGHT, THANKS, RON.
- BYE.
- BYE.
- FOUR MINUTES TO SPARE.
YES.
- HI.
- HI. WELCOME.
- OH, MY GOSH, PORTIA.
- YOUR YACHT OR MINE?
- THAT'S WHAT... AN ANCHOR
FOR A BOAT.
- [unenthusiastic sigh]
- THIS'LL BE PERFECT
FOR THE TRIP.
- WE'RE GOING ON A FAMILY
VACATION.
MAURICIO HAS RENTED A PRIVATE
YACHT AND
WE'LL BE STARTING IN MAJORCA,
TRAVELING ALL THROUGH SPAIN ON
THE BOAT FOR ONE WEEK,
AND THEN, COMING BACK
TO MAJORCA.
I'M JUST EXCITED TO GO SOMEWHERE
THAT I'VE NEVER BEEN BEFORE.
- PINK JEANS?
- YES.
OH, I LOVE THIS.
- I KNEW YOU WOULD LOVE THAT.
- OH, MY GOSH,
IT SAYS "I LEFT MY LOUIS
IN THE JET."
THAT'S SO OBNOXIOUS.
BUT IT'S SO CUTE. - PERFECT.
- LOOK, CAN I SEE THIS?
IN THIS TOWN, SOME PEOPLE HAVE
SO MUCH.
AND IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME
THAT PORTIA UNDERSTANDS
THE VALUE OF A DOLLAR,
AND IS APPRECIATIVE.
- OH, I LIKE THIS.
- MOM, I FOUND THE PERFECT
THING.
- I'M NOT GOING TO RAISE A BRAT.
- WHAT ABOUT THIS? THESE?
WHAT ABOUT THESE?
- NO. [sighs]
- PORTIA...
- HONEY, DO NOT SHOW HER.
- YEAH?
- I DON'T WANT THAT, NO.
- DO YOU LIKE THESE?
- YES.
- BOTH OF THEM?
- JUST BUY IT.
- [groans]
JUST BECAUSE MAURICIO HAS MORE
MONEY NOW
THAN WHEN I FIRST MARRIED HIM,
DOESN'T MEAN I WANT HIM TO SPEND
THAT MUCH MORE MONEY ON PORTIA.
- OKAY!
- OOH!
THAT'S PERFECT,
THAT'S SUPER CUTE.
- THAT'S SO CUTE, I LOVE IT.
- OKAY.
- OKAY.
- MOM, BUY ME THIS.
- NO. SHE'S NOT GETTING
THAT ONE.
HONEY, LISTEN TO ME.
PORTIA, COME PICK THIS UP
RIGHT NOW.
YOU CAN PICK TWO SHIRTS.
- [whining]
- NO.
- SHE CAN TAKE TWO, AND...
AND A SLEEVE.
- I DON'T...
- TWO AND A HALF.
- IT'S NOT FUNNY, OKAY?
THESE ARE GOING BACK,
SHE DOESN'T NEED THESE.
TO MAURICIO, THIS IS LIKE
A NOVELTY.
"OH, FUN!" YOU KNOW,
ONCE IN A WHILE,
HE'LL TAKE THE GIRLS OUT
SHOPPING
JUST TO GO AND SAY
"YOU CAN HAVE WHATEVER
YOU WANT."
- BUT I LIKE ALL OF THEM.
- THAT'S TOO BAD.
SOME KIDS DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY
CLOTHES,
SO DON'T BE LIKE THAT.
TO ME, I HAVE TO KEEP
THE RULES ABOUT
WHAT THEY WEAR, HOW MUCH WE
SPEND, AND, YOU KNOW,
IT HAS TO BE SOMETHING
THAT I LIKE.
- THERE YOU GO.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
DON'T YOU WANNA COME SHOPPING
WITH DADDY MORE OFTEN?
YES, RIGHT?
- WE'RE DONE.
- IT'S TOO BAD GIGI DIDN'T WANT
TO COME.
- IT'S OUR DAY.
- HI, HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD, HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD.
- HOW MANY WILL BE JOINING US
FOR DINNER TONIGHT?
- IT WILL JUST BE THE TWO OF US.
- OKAY.
- THANK YOU.
- I LIKE YOUR NAIL POLISH COLOR,
I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU
DO THAT BEFORE.
- I-I WEAR NAIL POLISH
BECAUSE OF YOU.
LIKE, YOU TAUGHT ME
SO MANY THINGS.
- I KNOW, YOU USED TO GET SO
ANGRY BECAUSE
YOU WOULD HAVE YOUR LITTLE
FRENCH TIP
AND GIGI WOULD HAVE HER
LIGHT PINK,
AND THEN I WOULD HAVE MY BLACK.
- YEAH.
- MY LEATHER JACKET
AND MY DARK HAIR.
- BELLA WILL BE LEAVING
TO COLLEGE
BY THE END OF THE SUMMER.
- ISABELLA KHAIR HADID.
- SHE JUST GOT ACCEPTED TO
PARSONS SCHOOL OF DESIGN.
WOW, THAT LOOKS BEAUTIFUL,
THANK YOU.
SHE'S EXCITED TO BE A STUDENT
AND GO TO SCHOOL
AND LIVE IN NEW YORK CITY
AND BE HER OWN BOSS.
SO, HOW DOES IT FEEL? HM?
- I'M GONNA GO TO SCHOOL,
THEN GET ON WITH MY LIFE.
- YOU CAN MODEL,
YOU DON'T HAVE TO MODEL,
YOU CAN GO TO SCHOOL, YOU KNOW.
I WOULD SAY YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO
TO SCHOOL BUT
I DON'T THINK DADDY WILL AGREE
WITH THAT.
- YEAH. BUT I WANT TO GO
TO SCHOOL.
- YEAH, YOU WANT TO GO
TO SCHOOL, BUT...
I CAN'T WAIT TO TAKE YOU TO,
UH, TO LOOK FOR AN AGENCY.
MOHAMED FEELS THAT ALL THREE
KIDS NEED TO GO TO COLLEGE,
SO I SUPPORT HIM IN THAT.
BUT, ON THE OTHER SIDE,
I ALSO FEEL THAT IF YOU HIT
THAT ONE SWEET SPOT IN A CAREER,
I SAY,
"TAKE IT WITH BOTH HANDS
AND GO FOR IT."
IF YOU LET IT PASS,
IT MIGHT NEVER COME BACK.
- I'M CURIOUS TO KNOW HOW
THIS CONVERSATION
WENT WITH GIGI BEFORE NOW.
- YOU MEAN,
WHEN SHE... WHEN IT WAS HER TIME
TO MOVE?
I WAS SO WORRIED.
I THOUGHT THAT SHE'D JUST HAVE
TO BE LIKE ME
AND THAT'S NOT GOOD.
- YOU'RE NOT WORRIED ABOUT ME,
RIGHT?
- YOU KNOW WHAT, BELLA? YOU'VE
BEEN... YOU'RE AN OLD SOUL.
I KNOW I CAN'T... I NEVER COULD
HOLD ON TO YOU.
BECAUSE YOU WERE DOING YOUR OWN
THING, YOUR OWN STYLE,
YOUR OWN CLOTHES,
DYING YOUR HAIR,
AND I WAS JUST LIKE, AH!
- I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO TELL ME
WHAT TO DO.
- MUST BE HARD FOR BELLA TO LIVE
UP TO WHAT GIGI'S DOING.
BUT, BELLA'S SO COOL AND MAKES,
YOU KNOW, A CONSCIOUS EFFORT
TO SAY, "I DON'T WANT TO BE LIKE
MY SISTER,
I'M GOING TO DO IT THIS WAY."
SO, TOMORROW I'M GONNA PACK
FOR MY TRIP.
DAVID IS GOING TO PICK ME UP
IN HOLLAND.
AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO TURKEY
FOR A WEEK.
YOU KNOW, WITH TIME SHARE...
- I'M SO JEALOUS.
- AND THEN KYLE IS GOING TO BE
IN MAJORCA,
SO SHE ASKED ME TO JOIN HER.
- SO, I'LL TAKE CARE
OF THE HOUSE.
NOT GONNA THROW ANY PARTIES,
DON'T WORRY.
- I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT KIND
OF TROUBLE
YOU'RE GOING TO GET INTO.
- I'M NOT GOING TO GET INTO ANY
TROUBLE.
- NO, I MEAN, TROUBLE MEANING
MAKING A LIFE FOR YOURSELF,
YOUR CAREER...
[laughs]
YOU'RE JUST LIKE THIS
LITTLE REBEL.
- COMING UP...
- CONGRATULATIONS ON THE EMMY,
I GOTTA GO THERE FIRST.
- AW, THANK YOU, THANK YOU,
THANK YOU.
- OH, MY GOD, THERE'S ASHLEY
ABBOTT, EILEEN DAVIDSON.
I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU.
- OH, THANK YOU.
- OH, THE METER'S GOOD?
WEDDING DRESS TIME!
- THIS IS EXCITING.
- YES.
- [high pitched squeal]
- MY DAUGHTER, BROOKE,
IS GETTING MARRIED.
THERE'S THESE EVENTS
IN YOUR LIFE.
THE DAY YOUR CHILD IS BORN.
THE BIRTHDAY PARTIES.
- I WONDER WHAT STYLE SHE WANTS
TO GO FOR.
- HI.
BUT, THE DAY YOUR CHILD SAYS
THEY'RE GETTING MARRIED.
THESE EVENTS GET BIGGER
AND MORE EXCITING.
- HI.
- HEY! CONGRATULATIONS.
- I'M BROOKE.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- NICE TO MEET YOU.
- HEY! HEY, HOW ARE YOU?
- NICE TO SEE YOU, AGAIN.
- GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- YOU KNOW, I WAS LAUGHING
BECAUSE I WAS LOOKING THROUGH
AND I JUST REALIZED THAT I'M NOT
IN THE WEDDING.
IT JUST OCCURRED TO ME. [laughs]
- WELL NO...
- I'M NOT A BRIDESMAID,
I'M NOT A MOTHER OF THE BRIDE,
I'M LIKE, OH,
I'M JUST AN AUNT.
I'M JUST AN ATTENDEE.
- YOU KNOW, TECHNICALLY I'M NOT
IN THE WEDDING EITHER.
- WELL, YOU'RE THE MOTHER
OF THE BRIDE.
IT'S A BIG DAY.
IT'S YOUR DAY, TOO.
- I KNOW BUT, LIKE,
I'M NOT IN THE WEDDING.
- NO, I KNOW, BUT YOU WALK...
YOU KNOW, YOU NEED LIKE... YOU
NEED A SPECIFIC DRESS.
KIM AND I, WE'VE BEEN THROUGH
SO MUCH TOGETHER.
WE'VE HAD A LOT OF BAD TIMES.
TIMES THAT I DID NOT THINK WE
COULD BOUNCE BACK FROM.
PLEASE, TRY ONE ON. - OH, NO,
I DON'T WANNA TAKE AWAY FROM
BROOKE'S THING, STOP IT.
- OH, YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. IT'S
HER DAY.
- IF THIS HAD HAPPENED A COUPLE
OF YEARS AGO,
MAYBE I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO
SHARE THIS MOMENT WITH HER.
I HAVE A FAMILY TOO, AND I TAKE
TIME OUT OF MY LIFE TO HELP YOU.
YOU ARE A LIAR, AND SECOND,
AN ALCOHOLIC.
- OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD.
- YES, THAT'S RIGHT.
THAT'S RIGHT. I'VE SAID IT NOW,
EVERYBODY KNOWS.
TO BE ABLE TO LAUGH AND HAVE FUN
AND JOKE AND ACTUALLY
WANT TO BE TOGETHER JUST IS
REMINDING ME WHEN WE WERE KIDS.
- CAN YOU IMAGINE IF I CAME OUT
IN ONE TOO? WE'RE LIKE,
"OH MY GOD, WE SHOULD TRY THE
SAME ONE ON!"
- I CALLED IT FIRST!
- THE THING IS,
I WAS GONNA WEAR THAT ONE.
- YEAH, NO, NO,
YOU'RE RIGHT, IT'S HER DAY.
WE'LL LOOK FOR YOURS NEXT WEEK.
- HI, GUYS.
- OH, LOOK WHO IT IS.
- SORRY I'M LATE.
HI, HOW ARE YOU?
- HI, GOOD, HOW ARE YOU?
- HOW ARE YOU?
- FINE AND HOW ARE YOU?
WHERE'S THE BRIDE?
- SHE'S IN TRYING ON A DRESS.
- ISN'T THIS EXCITING?
- THIS IS SO EXCITING.
I HAVE BEEN WANTING
TO COME IN HERE...
- OH, OH, THERE SHE IS!
- I CAN'T BREATHE.
- THAT'S AMAZING.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BREATHE.
- IT'S VERY PRETTY BUT I DON'T
SEE IT AS THE WEDDING DRESS.
IT DOESN'T... IT LOOKS MORE LIKE
A BLACK TIE.
IT'S PRETTY BUT I DON'T LIKE IT
FOR YOU.
SO WHAT'S THE VIBE? I MEAN...
- OH, BEACHY.
- OH, SO YOU DON'T WANT, LIKE,
ALL THE LACE
AND THE HIGH NECK AND...
- NO, NO, NO, NO.
- I SEE WHAT YOU'RE SAYING,
BUT...
I DON'T KNOW, THERE'S SOMETHING
THAT LOOKS LIKE
A COCKTAIL WAITRESS.
- OKAY.
- MY SISTER KATHY
SAYS IT LIKE IT IS.
- I'LL TRY ON ANOTHER ONE.
- NOT THAT THAT'S...
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
LIKE, IN LAS VEGAS.
- LET'S SEE THE OTHER ONE.
- WAIT, YOU'RE NOT WEARING THAT
ARE YOU?
- IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE WEARING?
- BETTER RIGHT?
YEAH, IS THAT... WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
- I DON'T KNOW.
- NO, TAKE IT OFF. TAKE IT OFF.
- BEAUTIFUL.
- BUT IT IS GORGEOUS.
- WHEN THERE'S THREE SISTERS,
OF COURSE
THERE'S TIMES WHERE KATHY
AND KIM'S RELATIONSHIP
SEEMS TO BE CLOSER AND STRONGER
AND I FEEL LIKE THE ODD MAN OUT.
- BECAUSE IT'S A BEAUTIFUL
DRESS.
- IT'S VERY RARE THAT ALL THREE
ARE GETTING ALONG
PERFECTLY AT THE SAME TIME.
- [sighs]
- YOU WANNA MODEL IT FOR US?
- I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA LOSE ALL
MY HAIR
IF I DON'T RINSE THIS QUICK,
LIKE, IT'S BURNING.
- YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LOSE ALL
YOUR HAIR.
- REALLY? AH.
AH! - I THINK WE'RE GOOD.
YOU GOOD? - YEAH.
- GREAT.
SAY THE ONCE. - OH, ITCHY.
I WANNA BE CUTE, I'M GOING ON
VACATION WITH MY HUBBY.
- YOU'RE ALREADY CUTE.
WHERE EXACTLY?
- I'M GONNA GO TO HOLLAND
AND TAKE CARE OF MY MOMMY
BECAUSE SHE'S COMING OUT OF THE
HOSPITAL TOMORROW.
- HOW'S SHE FEEL?
- YOU KNOW,
SHE'S FEELING VERY WEAK.
THERE'S NOTHING MORE IMPORTANT
IN MY LIFE THAN MY FAMILY,
AND MY MOM... SHE HAS UTERINE
CANCER.
AND SHE ALREADY SURVIVED BREAST
CANCER 20 YEARS AGO,
SO HAVING TO GO THROUGH CHEMO
AND ALL THAT,
IT'S JUST REALLY HARD,
ESPECIALLY BEING SO FAR AWAY.
SHE'S OUT OF THE INTENSIVE CARE
AND THEN HOPEFULLY
COMING HOME TOMORROW.
AND THEN I CAN TAKE CARE OF HER
FOR A WEEK,
AND TRY TO ORGANIZE HER LIFE
A LITTLE BIT, YOU KNOW?
IT'S... IT'S...
UM...
IT'S HARD TO BE THAT FAR AWAY
FROM YOUR FAMILY,
ESPECIALLY WHEN YOUR PARENTS
GET OLDER.
YOU KNOW, IT MAKES ME SAD
AND IT MAKES ME... UM...
FRUSTRATED, YOU KNOW, THAT I
CAN'T BE CLOSE TO HER RIGHT NOW.
YOU KNOW, IT'S HARD.
- YEAH.
- WELL, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- YOU'RE WELCOME SO MUCH.
YOU'RE READY!
- READY! THANK YOU.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.
HAVE A GOOD ONE. BYE-BYE. - BYE.
- HI, MRS. FOSTER.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- FINE.
- RIGHT HERE.
- OH, YUMMY, THANKS.
THANK YOU. - READY FOR PACKING?
- I MEAN, I'M NOT GOING TO PACK
THAT MUCH,
BECAUSE I'LL BE ON THE BOAT
IN MY BIKINIS.
IN HOLLAND, I'M JUST GOING TO
TAKE CARE OF MY MOM, SO,
IT WON'T BE THAT MUCH.
AND, YOU KNOW, GIGI'S LEAVING.
- AND BELLA?
- AND BELLA IS GONNA STAY HERE.
THIS SUMMER, I'M JUST GONNA LET
GO AND LET HER FLY
AND DO WHATEVER SHE WANTS.
- WELL, I...
- NOT DO WHATEVER SHE WANTS,
BUT LET HER BE...
- I'M GONNA TALK TO HER AND
SHE ALWAYS CALL ME AND TELL ME
WHERE SHE IS
BECAUSE SOMETIMES I'M NOT...
I'M SO WORRIED FOR HER.
- YEAH, NO, NO, DON'T WORRY
ABOUT HER.
OKAY, AND THEN WHEN I COME BACK,
YOU GO ON VACATION.
- YES.
- ALL RIGHT?
I KNOW THAT THESE TIMES AWAY
FROM YOUR CHILDREN
ARE JUST SUCH DEFINING MOMENTS,
BECAUSE THAT'S WHEN THEY FIND
THEIR OWN, YOU KNOW, PERSON.
WELL, THAT'S ENOUGH.
SO, THE... YOU KNOW... THE BEING
APART IS HARD
BUT IT'S VERY IMPORTANT.
HEY, ALBERTO, CAN YOU PLEASE
BRING MY LADDER PLEASE?
BECAUSE I GOT TO GET UP HIGH.
THANK YOU.
- I WANT TO REALLY FOCUS,
WHEN WE'RE WITH HER,
ON HER WEDDING. AND I WANT TO DO
FLOWERS THIS WEEK.
I TOLD BROOKE I DON'T KNOW IF
IT'S JUST LIKE, MONTY AND I,
AND YOU GUYS, AND JUST HIS
FAMILY FLOWN OUT.
- THAT MIGHT BE THE BEST WAY
TO GO.
- MATT?
- YEAH.
- BY THE WAY,
HOW IS MONTY DOING?
- WE JUST FOUND OUT TODAY, SO...
- IS IT STILL STAGE...
[mouths the word "three"]
- NO. AND IT'S NOT JUST
LUNG CANCER ANYMORE.
MY FIRST HUSBAND, MONTY,
IS BROOKE'S DAD.
AND MONTY WAS DIAGNOSED WITH
LUNG CANCER A FEW MONTHS BACK.
- SO, I'M GONNA HAVE SUSHI
WITH BROOKE.
- ARE YOU?
- AND THEN COME BACK HERE,
AND WE CAN WATCH A MOVIE.
- YEAH?
- YEAH.
- I... YOU KNOW... I MARINATED... UH...
BARBEQUE CHICKEN YESTERDAY.
YOU GUYS, YOU WANT TO GO
FOR SUSHI?
- AND THEN WE'LL ALL HANG OUT.
- ALL RIGHT.
- OKAY.
- YOU LOOK GOOD.
EVEN THOUGH MONTY AND I DIDN'T
GET TO STAY MARRIED,
HE'S STILL MY BEST FRIEND.
AND HE'S CURRENTLY LIVING WITH
ME DURING CHEMO AND RADIATION.
WE NEVER EXPECTED
WHAT OCCURRED TODAY.
- WELL, HOW MANY OTHER PLACES
IS IT?
- HIS BRAIN AND HIS SPINE.
- DOES SHE KNOW THAT?
- YEAH.
SINCE THE DAY MONTY FOUND OUT
HE WAS SICK,
WE'VE JUST DONE EVERYTHING WE
CAN TO MAKE SURE THAT MONTY
IS STRONG ENOUGH
FOR BROOKE'S WEDDING.
AND YOU KNOW, THIS IS EXACTLY
WHY SHE WANTED TO CONTINUE
DOING THIS TODAY.
AND I THOUGHT...
- TO DISTRACT HER.
- AND I SAID,
"I JUST THINK WE SHOULD
GO HOME,"
AND SHE SAID, "NO, MOMMY.
I WANT TO GO
"AND TRY ON DRESSES AFTERWARDS,
BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO GO HOME
AND BE UPSET."
- AT TIMES, I THINK OF KIM AS
BEING VERY FRAGILE.
AND THEN OTHER TIMES SHE REALLY
SURPRISES ME WITH HER STRENGTH.
AND I FEEL LIKE THIS IS A LOT
FOR HER TO TAKE ON.
IT'S JUST GOING TO BE A VERY
CHALLENGING TIME FOR HER.
- I THINK HE REALLY WANTS TO DO
THIS, TOO, SO...
- RIGHT. EXACTLY.
AND WE THINK POSITIVE.
- IT'S SO SAD.
OH, OKAY, HERE'S ANOTHER ONE.
- THIS IS ONE THAT'S IN WORK.
SO, YOU CAN KIND OF SEE, SHE...
YOU CAN GO AHEAD AND STEP IN...
- [magical vocal melody]
- I JUST KNOW SHE'S GONNA MAKE A
BEAUTIFUL BRIDE.
I... I CAN ONLY IMAGINE WHEN I SEE
HER WALKING DOWN THE AISLE,
WHAT I'M GONNA BE LIKE.
SHE'S MY LITTLE GIRL.
- PORTIA TOLD ME SHE WANTS HER
DRESS TO BE A MINI ONE OF MINE.
- AW.
- I SAID OKAY.
- THIS IS HER BIG DAY.
- WATCH OUT, GUYS.
ALL FAMILY MEMBERS.
- COMING UP...
- I'M NOT GONNA KISS YOUR ASS
FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.
- WITH MY HUSBAND,
WE FLY PRIVATE 90% OF THE TIME.
- YOU BRIAN?
- BRIAN, HOW ARE YOU?
THIS PLANE IS, UH, BIG.
VERY, VERY BIG.
YOU CAN'T EVEN COMMENT TO IT
BECAUSE IT'S SO OBNOXIOUS.
- FIVE AND A HALF HOURS, BABY,
WE'LL BE THERE.
- HI! TABLE FOR RINNA.
- FOR TWO. FOLLOW ME, PLEASE.
- LOVELY.
- ENJOY.
- THANK YOU.
- HI, HOW ARE YOU?
- [gasps]
- HI!
- OH, HELLO.
- HI, CUTIE, HOW ARE YOU?
- OH.
- YOU TOO.
- OKAY, YOU KNOW,
WE DON'T DO THIS ENOUGH.
- I KNOW.
- AND I FEEL LIKE I HAVEN'T
SEEN YOU IN, WELL, 100 YEARS.
- I KNOW.
- FIRST TIME I MET EILEEN
WAS IN THE LATE '80s.
I WAS DATING AN ACTOR
ON YOUNG & THE RESTLESS,
EILEEN WAS HUGE ON THE SHOW.
SO, TO ME IT WAS LIKE,
"OH, MY GOD!
THERE'S ASHLEY ABBOTT,
EILEEN DAVIDSON."
- OUR SALMON STEAK
IS REALLY GOOD
IF YOU WANT TO GO FOR
A FULL MEAL.
- OOH, I'M GONNA HAVE THAT.
- AND THEN, WE MET UP AGAIN
ON DAYS OF OUR LIVES.
- MY LIFE HAS BEEN SO CRAZY
LATELY,
I SHOULD'VE CALLED YOU,
I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN GOING
THROUGH A REALLY ROUGH TIME.
- WELL, YEAH,
BUT I'M OKAY REALLY.
HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD.
SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE SO BUSY
ALL THE TIME.
- WE ARE. I THINK JUST AS MOMS
AND WIVES AND WORKING,
YOU'RE JUST BUSY ALL THE TIME.
BUT, NOW, HOW DO YOU DO THAT?
BECAUSE I HEARD THAT... ARE YOU
GOING BACK TO
YOUNG & THE RESTLESS?
- I'M GOING BACK TO
YOUNG & THE RESTLESS.
- OKAY, FIRST OF ALL!
CONGRATULATIONS ON THE EMMY.
I GOTTA GO THERE FIRST.
- OH, THANK YOU,
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
- I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU.
- AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE
AND IN MY CAREER,
I FEEL INCREDIBLY GRATEFUL.
- AND THE EMMY GOES TO...
- EILEEN DAVIDSON.
- I'VE BEEN DOING THIS
FOR SO LONG,
AND I KNOW HOW INCREDIBLY
SPECIAL THIS IS, HOW RARE.
I SNAGGED IT! WOO! [laughs]
AND HOW, OH, MY GOD, IT MIGHT
NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN FOR ME.
- BUT WHAT A NICE MOMENT.
- VERY NICE.
- RIGHT?
- YEAH.
- WHERE DO YOU HAVE IT?
- OH, I DON'T KNOW,
IT'S BEEN FLOATING AROUND.
IT WAS ON THE BAR DOWNSTAIRS
FOR AWHILE...
- IT'S SO PRETTY.
- THEN IT WAS UPSTAIRS
IN THE MASTER BEDROOM.
- IT'S A PRETTY ONE.
- NOW IT'S IN THE LIVING ROOM.
- THAT'S VERY COOL, SO, OKAY,
WAIT... YOU LEFT DAYS.
- I JUST FINISHED DOING A THREE
MONTH ARC ON DAYS.
- WOW.
- I KNOW. SO THEN
I JUST DECIDED TO GO BACK TO Y&R
FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
- WHAT WAS IT?
- BEING AN ACTOR, PEOPLE ASSUME
THAT YOU LOVE TO HAVE
THE ATTENTION FOCUSED ON YOU.
AND, OBVIOUSLY,
PART OF THAT IS TRUE.
- LOOK, I MEAN...
- THANK YOU.
- WE CAN'T WEAR THESE AT WORK.
WHEN WE WERE WORKING ON DAYS,
WE COULDN'T WEAR OUR RINGS.
- I KNOW.
HOWEVER, IT'S A WEIRD KIND
OF DICHOTOMY
OF BEING A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE
WHEN I'M GETTING ATTENTION.
"PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME!"
"DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO ME!"
"PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME!"
"DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO ME!"
WHATEVER.
- WELL, YOU WERE ON
BEFORE I CAME ON.
- AND THEN YOU CAME.
- YOU WERE SUPER HOT.
THE WHOLE BILLY THING. - NO.
THAT WAS A GOOD... - YEAH.
- THAT WAS THE ONLY TIME.
[laughing]
- YEAH.
- IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU
WANT TO DO THAT YOU'RE NOT DOING
RIGHT NOW?
- THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.
- I USED TO BE A TALK SHOW HOST.
[laughing]
- I REMEMBER,
I WAS ON YOUR SHOW.
- THAT'S RIGHT, YOU WERE!
I HAD EVERYBODY ON.
HUSTLE! WE GOTTA HUSTLE!
HUSTLE, HUSTLE, HUSTLE, HUSTLE.
YOU KNOW, THE HIGHS AND LOWS
IN THIS BUSINESS ARE HUGE.
AND, YOU KNOW, THE LOWS CAN BE
VERY DEPRESSING.
BECAUSE YOU TAKE IT SO
PERSONALLY
AND YOU SEE ALL YOUR FRIENDS
WORKING
AND THEY'RE GETTING THE JOBS
THAT YOU'RE UP FOR.
THAT'S ONE OF THE REASONS
WHY EILEEN AND I
HAVE ALWAYS CONNECTED.
BECAUSE, I THINK WE BOTH RESPECT
EACH OTHER'S HUSTLE.
THIS WAS SO FUN.
- IT WAS SO MUCH FUN.
- REALLY...
- WE GOTTA SEE EACH OTHER
MORE OFTEN AND HANG OUT AND...
- I THINK WE WILL.
- HAVE SOME FUN.
- REALLY.
- CHEERS.
- I MEAN, LIFE IS JUST
TOO SHORT.
- I'M GETTING AN ICED TEA HIGH.
DO YOU EVER GET HIGH OFF
OF ICED TEA?
- I GET HIGH OFF OF EVERYTHING
AND ANYTHING.
AND THIS IS A GOOD ICED TEA.
LET'S GET MORE. - MM.
- OKAY, GUYS, YOU WANT TO
STAY OUTSIDE?
NO LEAVING.
- HELLO.
- HEY, HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD, ALL YOUR PUPPIES
ARE OUT?
- WELL, THIS ONE DOES NOT LIKE
TO BE LET OUTSIDE,
I HOPE SHE DOESN'T JUMP OVER THE
FENCE TRYING TO LEAVE ME.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M GOOD, HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD. I HAVE VERY LOW ENERGY
TODAY.
KYLE AND I... WE'RE GOOD.
IF YOU LOOK AT WHERE WE WERE TO
WHERE WE'VE COME,
IT'S CRAZY.
- YOU KNOW WHAT, BRANDI?
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
- I WILL [bleep] KILL YOU!
WHEN YOU WANT TO FEEL SORRY
FOR YOU,
YOU'RE SO KIND AND SO LOVELY,
AND THEN YOU BECOME THIS CRAZY
[bleep]HOLE.
WE HAVE TO LET BYGONES
BE BYGONES,
AND THEN WE SAY THINGS THAT WE
SHOULDN'T SAY,
AND THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS
GO THROUGH.
YOU HAVE TO FORGIVE
TO BE A FRIEND...
A GOOD FRIEND TO SOMEBODY.
- HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL YOUR
NEIGHBORS?
- MY NEIGHBORS.
THAT'S MY REALLY GOOD FRIEND.
HE JUST GOT NOMINATED FOR ALL
THESE EMMY'S FOR FARGO.
- THAT'S AMAZING.
- YEAH.
I NEED TO START
EXERCISING AGAIN.
- EVERYONE'S MAKING ME EXERCISE.
YOU'RE ASKING ME TO GO HIKING,
KIM ASKED ME TO PILATES,
AM... HAVE I PUT ON WEIGHT?
- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
DON'T EVEN STAND NEXT TO ME.
- I'M TRYING... I MEAN,
I HAVE A LITTLE BIT...
- I WAS FEELING GOOD UNTIL
YOU SHOWED UP.
- I WAS LIKE, UM...
- NAH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I HAVE JUST BEEN TRYING TO WORK
OUT EVERY SINGLE DAY.
TRYING TO EAT REALLY WELL.
I HAVE TO BE
IN A BATHING SUIT IN SPAIN.
SO, I LEAVE THIS WEEKEND,
ACTUALLY.
- SO EXCITING.
- AND THEN YOLANDA'S GONNA BE
IN EUROPE
SO SHE'S GONNA STAY ON A BOAT
WITH US.
- OH, NICE.
- WELL, OUR BOAT.
WE RENTED THE BOAT.
- OH, THAT'S NICE.
- YEAH.
- HOW MANY BEDROOMS?
- I THINK IT'S FIVE BEDROOMS.
100 FEET, OR SOMETHING
LIKE THAT.
- OH, DID YOU GET MY
SAVE THE DATE?
- I DID, IS THAT FOR A
HOUSEWARMING PARTY?
- YES.
I WAS NEVER REALLY OVERLY PROUD
TO BE IN THE SPACE I WAS IN AND
I JUST LOVE THIS HOUSE SO MUCH.
SO, I REALLY JUST WANT TO SHARE
IT WITH MY FRIENDS,
AND SHOW THEM THAT WE'RE HAPPY,
WE'RE SETTLED.
- WELL, HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU
WANT TO HAVE?
- I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T WANT TO
LEAVE PEOPLE OUT
AND HAVE PEOPLE HEAR ABOUT IT
AND THEN GET UPSET.
- THAT IS THE WORST.
THAT'S WHY I ALWAYS END UP
WITH SO MANY PEOPLE. - I KNOW.
AND I ALSO REALLY WANT TO USE
THIS AS A TIME
WHERE... YOU KNOW, JUST TO GET
REACQUAINTED WITH EVERYONE
BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, LIKE...
THE WHITE PARTY,
I WANTED TO TALK TO LISA
BUT IT WAS HARD
BECAUSE HER PEOPLE THAT WERE
THERE AND LIKE,
SHE COULD GO TO AND SHE DIDN'T
HAVE TO SIT AND TALK TO ME.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
- RIGHT.
SO YOU'VE NEVER SPOKEN AGAIN,
SINCE ALL THAT HAPPENED BEFORE
WE FILMED AGAIN.
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
I HAD TO TAKE A MOMENT.
I HAD A LOT GOING ON IN MY
PERSONAL LIFE WITH MY DAD
AND MY DOG AND ALL THAT STUFF.
AND I DON'T WANT TO HAVE
THAT FRIENDSHIP AGAIN WITH HER
WHERE IT'S... I'M HER SIDEKICK.
I WANNA HAVE A RESPECTABLE
RELATIONSHIP
WHERE WE BOTH HAVE OUR OPINIONS
AND IF WE DON'T AGREE,
IT'S OKAY!
- RIGHT.
WHAT IS YOUR PLAN?
- WELL, I REALLY WAS JUST
THINKING
TO LIKE COLD CALL HER
AND JUST BE LIKE,
"HEY, IT'S BRANDI.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
DID YOU GET MY SAVE THE DATE?"
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
LISA IS A FUNNY BIRD.
YOU KIND OF HAVE TO CATCH HER
OFF GUARD,
OTHERWISE SHE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT
SHE'S GOING TO SAY
AND SHE'S READY FOR YOU.
WHAT IF I JUST CALL HER?
- NOW?
- RIGHT NOW.
- SAFETY IN NUMBERS.
- ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT
TO DO THAT?
- LIKE, WHAT, THE WORST THING
SHE COULD SAY IS,
"I DON'T WANT TO COME
TO YOUR PARTY."
RIGHT? - OKAY.
- ALL RIGHT. [laughing]
- DARLING, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- PLANTING YOUR ROSES FOR YOU.
- HONEY, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
SERIOUSLY.
- YOU TOLD ME TO DO IT.
- I DIDN'T SAY PLANT,
I SAID ORDER THEM.
THERE'S AN EXPRESSION, WHY HAVE
A DOG AND BUY IT YOURSELF,
I'VE NEVER USED IT BUT WE DO
HAVE A GARDENER, SO,
HAVE A CUP OF TEA
AND JUST SIT BACK AND CHILL.
COME ON, JAKE.
COME ON, PINK DOG.
- CAN I DO THE REST OF THESE
IN THE MORNING?
- SEE, I KNEW YOU'D ONLY DO
A COUPLE.
HOW MANY HAVE YOU ACTUALLY DONE?
- WELL, I'VE DONE NINE.
- YOU HAVEN'T.
- I HAVE.
[pan flute ringtone]
- HELLO?
- HELLO, LISA?
IT'S BRANDI, HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M FINE, HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M PRETTY GOOD.
UH, I WAS JUST CALLING TO SEE
IF YOU GOT MY SAVE THE DATE
FOR MY HOUSEWARMING PARTY?
- OH, YEAH, I SAW AN EMAIL.
- AND I WAS, YOU KNOW,
WE HAVEN'T TALKED IN A WHILE
AND I WAS HOPING JUST TO, LIKE,
GET BACK ON TRACK
WITH OUR FRIENDSHIP.
- GET BACK ON TRACK WITH OUR
FRIENDSHIP?
MY GOD, YOU'VE NEVER ACTUALLY
SAID TO ME
"I APOLOGIZE FOR SAYING
YOU'RE BANKRUPT."
AND, YOU NEVER ACTUALLY SAID,
"I'M SORRY, THAT'S NOT TRUE."
SO MANY THINGS
THAT WERE LEFT UNSAID.
- BRANDI, COME ON.
YOU'RE 40-SOMETHING YEARS OLD.
YOU NEED TO REALLY COME IN WITH
SOMETHING BETTER THAN THAT.
HOW ABOUT, "I MISS YOU.
I'M SORRY. CAN WE START AGAIN?"
I MEAN, IT JUST DOESN'T...
I'M MANIPULATIVE, I'M A LIAR,
I'M ALL THOSE THINGS, YOU KNOW?
I MEAN, THAT JUST DOESN'T
DISAPPEAR OVERNIGHT.
- IF YOU WANT TO SIT DOWN
AND TALK ABOUT IT,
I'M HAPPY TO DO THAT BUT IF YOU
DON'T, THEN WE DON'T HAVE TO.
LISA CAN'T SAY SORRY EVER
BECAUSE SHE'S PERFECT.
YOU KNOW, WE BOTH HAVE
HURT FEELINGS
ABOUT THINGS THAT WERE SAID
AND DONE.
SHE CAN NEVER ADMIT TO EVER
BEING WRONG OR DOING WRONG.
AND SAYING SORRY WOULD MEAN
SHE'S SOMEHOW IMPERFECT.
- AT SOME POINT, MAYBE WE COULD
SIT DOWN AND TALK ABOUT THINGS.
BUT I JUST, YOU KNOW, I WANT TO
KEEP IT CIVIL BETWEEN US.
YOU KNOW, I WISH YOU WELL WITH
EVERYTHING YOU DO.
BUT, IT WAS ALL TOO HURTFUL,
IT WAS TOO MUCH.
IT WAS REALLY, REALLY... IT WAS
TOO DIFFICULT.
- OKAY, THAT'S FINE.
IT WAS HARD FOR ME TOO.
THERE WAS A LOT OF NEGATIVE
STUFF SAID ABOUT ME ON YOUR END
AND IT WAS DIFFICULT.
- BRANDI WAS THE CATALYST
OF EVERYTHING THAT WENT DOWN.
AND SHE REALLY TRIED TO DESTROY
EVERY FRIENDSHIP I HAD.
AND THAT WAS VERY HURTFUL.
- I'VE BEEN UNDER YOUR SPELL
FOR TWO YEARS.
I WANT TO BELIEVE EVERYTHING
THAT COMES OUT OF YOUR MOUTH
BUT THE TRUTH IS,
I'M STRONGER ON MY OWN.
- I DEFENDED THAT GIRL TO THE
POINT OF COMPROMISING
MY OWN INTEGRITY
AND SO DID MY HUSBAND.
WOULD WE GO THAT PATH AGAIN?
NO. HINDSIGHT IS 20/20.
- I'M IN A HAPPY POSITIVE PLACE
AND MOVING FORWARD
AND I DON'T WANT TO GO
BACKWARDS.
LISTEN, IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE
MY FRIEND, THAT'S FINE.
BUT, I'M NOT GOING TO KISS YOUR
ASS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE,
BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU WERE
WRONGED.
IT WENT BOTH WAYS AND I WANT
YOUR RESPECT,
AND IF I'M NOT GONNA GET THAT
THEN, WELL,
I'M HAPPY TO BE AROUND YOU
AND TO JUST SAY HELLO
AND MOVE FORWARD.
- CUT OFF.
- I THINK MY PHONE DIED.
UH-OH. MY PHONE'S DEAD.
- OH, GOD.
- COMING UP...
- HI, SORRY, IT'S BRANDI.
- OH, SHE'S WITH KYLE.
- I DIDN'T WANT YOU
TO THINK I HUNG UP ON YOU.
- OH, ARE YOU WITH KYLE?
- CUT OFF.
- UH-OH. MY PHONE'S DEAD.
I MEAN, NOW SHE'S GONNA THINK
I HUNG UP ON HER.
- YOU CAN'T BORROW MINE.
- DICK!
- OKAY, CALL!
- ALL RIGHT.
- HOW CAN YOU? HOW CAN YOU?
THIS IS KYLE, WHAT THE [bleep]
IS GOING ON HERE?
- H... H...
- HELLO.
- HI, SORRY, IT'S BRANDI,
MY PHONE DIED RIGHT IN THE
MIDDLE OF OUR CONVERSATION,
I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO THINK
I HUNG UP WITH YOU.
- OH, SHE'S WITH KYLE.
OH, ARE YOU WITH KYLE?
- YEAH, WE ARE HIKING.
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT KYLE
AND BRANDI TALK ABOUT,
BUT LAST TIME THEY WERE HIKING
TOGETHER,
A LOT OF NASTY THINGS WERE SAID.
- SHE'S PLAYING ALL OF US.
LAST YEAR, YOU SAID... YOU CALLED
HER ROBBY FISHER.
SHE'S [bleep] BOBBY FISHER.
- BUT I WILL ALWAYS KNOW
WHO LISA IS,
AND LISA'S NEVER GONNA CHANGE.
- I HOPE KYLE'S NOT GOING DOWN
THAT PATH AGAIN
BECAUSE WE'RE TRYING TO REPAIR
OUR RELATIONSHIP.
TO LOYALTY,
AND TO NOT TALKING [bleep]
BEHIND EACH OTHER'S BACKS.
- I WAS JUST GONNA SAY, LOYALTY
TO EACH OTHER,
AND WHEN WE'RE NOT
WITH EACH OTHER.
- OH, 1,000%.
- YEAH.
- WHAT'S THE EXPRESSION?
ONCE, SHAME ON YOU,
SECOND TIME, SHAME ON ME?
I DON'T WANT TO GO THERE AGAIN.
LOOK, BRANDI, YOU REALLY,
REALLY, YOU KNOW, HURT ME
AND TOOK IT WAY TOO FAR.
- THE HURT WENT BOTH WAYS,
I MEAN... I MEAN, IT'S NOT FAIR
FOR YOU TO JUST SAY IT WAS
ONE-SIDED.
- YOU'RE STILL SAYING THE WHOLE
CRUX OF THE MATTER
WAS THAT YOU SAID THAT I KNEW
THAT SHEENA WAS INVOLVED WITH
THIS GUY,
YOUR EX-HUSBAND I'VE NEVER
EVEN HEARD OF
WHEN I FIRST MET YOU.
AND THAT'S NOT TRUE.
BECAUSE I'M NOT A LIAR.
I MIGHT BE A LOT OF THINGS,
I MIGHT SAY THINGS
THAT YOU THINK ARE INAPPROPRIATE
OR I THINK ARE REALLY FUNNY.
BUT I WAS LOYAL AND A GOOD
FRIEND TO YOU.
I DIDN'T REALLY WANT TO HAVE
THIS CONVERSATION
ON KYLE'S PHONE WITH KYLE THERE.
I DON'T BRING IN GIRLFRIENDS TO
BACK ME UP ON ALL THAT STUFF.
- NO, I-I UNDERSTAND THAT,
BUT I ALSO JUST DON'T WANNA
LIKE...
BRING UP ALL THE OLD STUFF
AND GO BACKWARDS,
I MEAN, IF YOU WANT TO HAVE
A CONVERSATION,
I'M HAPPY TO DO THAT WITH YOU.
- I'M HAVING A LOVELY AFTERNOON
WITH MY HUSBAND,
MAYBE I WILL COME TO THE PARTY.
- I GUESS I HOPE TO SEE
YOU SOON?
- OKAY, WELL THEN, THAT'S FINE.
- ALL RIGHT, HAVE A GOOD DAY.
- THANK YOU.
- NO, THANK YOU.
IT'S JUST GONNA TAKE SOME TIME.
WHEN I FIGHT WITH SOMEBODY,
I NEED RESOLUTION IMMEDIATELY.
WHEN LISA BITES, SHE NEEDS TIME
TO FIGURE OUT WHAT'S GOING ON.
- WITH KYLE. SEE, THERE YOU GO.
- LISA NEEDS AT LEAST TEN YEARS
BEFORE SHE WILL FORGIVE YOU.
IF SHE FORGIVES YOU.
- GONNA TAKE A LONG TIME.
- YEAH.
- NEXT TIME ON THE REAL
HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS.
- WOO! WE MADE IT!
- THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.
- JUMP!
- AH!
- I HAVE ABSOLUTELY FALLEN
IN LOVE WITH MAJORCA.
- THERE'S SOMETHING VERY WRONG
WITH THIS.
- I DON'T THINK SO.
- VINCENT AND I,
WE TEND TO BICKER.
- SEE, IT'S NOT...
- THEY'RE MULTIPLYING.
- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
IS IT GOING THE RIGHT WAY?
I MEAN,
DON'T ALL COUPLES BICKER?
- I WOULD NEVER WANT TO PAINT
YOUR OPINION OF ANYBODY
BY MY OWN EXPERIENCE.
- IS IT SOMETHING THAT YOU
CAN MOVE PAST?
- YOU KNOW I NEVER TALK [bleep]
ABOUT ANYBODY.
LISA RINNA'S NEVER BEEN LOOKING
FOR A PROBLEM.
LIKE, SAY SOME OF MY
OTHER FRIENDS.
[phone ringing]
- HELLO?
THE MINUTE I ANSWERED I KNEW
SOMETHING WAS WRONG.
I FEEL, LIKE, SICK IN MY
STOMACH.
SO DISAPPOINTED BY HER CHOICE.
IT'S SUCH A DEVASTATING NEWS,
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
- YOLANDA?
- TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE
HOUSEWIVES,
HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...
- OH, THIS IS A GOOD PART
FOR ME,
SHE'S TRYING TO STAY YOUTHFUL
AND RELATABLE...
both: WITH HIGHLIGHTS.
- I'LL DO ANYTHING TO MAKE
A BUCK.
I DON'T SAY "NO" VERY MUCH,
I SAY "YES."
- WE NEED TO START MAKING A
CONSCIOUS DECISION
TO BE POSITIVE.
JUST MAKE HAPPY DAYS.
- I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW WITH LISA
AND EVERYTHING
BUT I HOPE THAT WE CAN ALL MOVE
FORWARD WITH HER.
- APPARENTLY, I JUST DON'T WANT
TO ENGAGE, I REALLY DON'T.
IT WAS JUST TOO VICIOUS.
I SEE WHO SHE IS.
- GOD, YOU HAVE SUCH GOOD BOOBS!
CAN I JUST TOUCH THEM?
THEY'RE SO GOOD!
- [screams]
- I DON'T REALLY WANT
TO GO DANCE.
- LISA HAS A HARD TIME FORGIVING
AND FORGETTING.
I DON'T WANT THAT TO BE BECAUSE
I AM GENUINELY SORRY.
YOU KNOW, IT GOES BOTH WAYS.
[upbeat music]
- THROW ME TO THE WOLVES,
AND I SHALL RETURN
LEADING THE PACK.
- CHARACTER ISN'T WHAT YOU HAVE.
IT'S WHO YOU ARE.
- YOU'VE HEARD A LOT ABOUT ME,
BUT IT'S ONLY TRUE
WHEN IT COMES FROM MY LIPS.
- I'M NOT A BITCH,
BUT I'VE PLAYED ONE ON TV.
- I'VE BEEN RICH,
AND I'VE BEEN FAMOUS.
BUT HAPPINESS BEATS THEM BOTH.
- I'D RATHER SPEND MY LIFE
KICKING ASS THAN KISSING IT.
- PLANES AND YACHTS ARE NICE,
BUT MY HAPPINESS STARTS AT HOME.
[upbeat music]
♪♪ ♪♪
- OH. NOT THAT, NOT THAT.
[phone ringing]
HELLO? - HEY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
- THANKS, MAMA.
- I'VE BEEN TRYING TO CALL YOU
FOR ABOUT A HALF AN HOUR
I CAN'T FIGURE OUT THIS
GODDAMN PHONE.
[both laughing]
- WELL, AT LEAST YOU REMEMBERED
IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY.
THAT'S THE GOOD NEWS.
- I DID. YOU HAVING A NICE DAY?
- I'M HAVING A LOVELY DAY.
I'M GOING OUT TO DINNER.
WE'RE GOING TO LISA VANDERPUMP'S
RESTAURANT CALLED PUMP.
- OH, I'VE HEARD OF THAT, YEAH.
- TO AGE, I MEAN,
IT'S INEVITABLE.
BUT DAMN IT, I'M GONNA DO
IT... REALLY... THE BEST I CAN.
- I'M GONNA CONTINUE TO GET
READY.
I GOTTA PUT MY MAKEUP ON.
IT SUCKS.
I GUESS IT'S NICE TO BE
OVER THE FIVE.
NO, IT ALL SUCKS. I HATE IT ALL.
- I LOVE YOU.
- MUAH! BYE!
AH! - MOM?
- YEAH?
- WHAT ARE YOU WEARING TONIGHT?
- I DON'T KNOW,
YOU WANT TO HELP ME?
- YEAH.
THAT'S PRETTY. - I COULD ALSO DO
THOSE JIMMY CHOO'S UP THERE,
THOSE BLACK AND TAN ONES.
- IT, LIKE, IT HAS TO BE
THE RIGHT COLOR.
IT DOESN'T WORK,
IT DOESN'T WORK.
- I WOULD SAY HAVING
TEENAGE GIRLS
KEEPS ME VERY HUMBLE.
I LIKE THAT.
LOOK HOW CUTE THAT LOOKS.
- ARE WE DONE?
- YOU'RE DONE.
- OKAY.
- HA!
I MEAN, I SAY TO HARRY,
"WHAT WOULD IT BE LIKE IF WE
NEVER HAD KIDS?"
I WOULD BECOME THE BIGGEST
NARCISSIST ON THE PLANET.
CAN YOU IMAGINE?
I'D BE SUCH A NIGHTMARE
IF I DIDN'T HAVE KIDS. [laughs]
- I'M SURE SHE HAS NOTHING
THAT WE PICKED OUT.
- OKAY, NOW FIRST OF ALL,
I LOVE WHAT YOU CHOSE
BUT I FELT LIKE WE SHOULD GO
WITH COLOR.
DO YOU LIKE IT?
- WELL, I DON'T THINK THE SHOES
MATCH.
I THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE PUMPS.
- BUT...
- IF YOU FEEL COMFORTABLE,
WHATEVER.
- I FEEL REALLY COMFORTABLE.
- YEAH, OKAY.
- BUT THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME.
- WHATEVER.
[phone ringing]
- HELLO?
HEY, GIGI, ARE YOU HERE?
HI, BABY!
OH, BABY, I MISSED YOU.
- HOW WAS YOU...
- WE JUST HAD GIRL TALK,
WE JUST CAUGHT UP ON OUR...
- OUR BOY LIVES.
- EXPERIENCE.
- YOUR WHOLE YEAR OF COLLEGE.
I WANT TO HEAR!
- DID IT FEEL LIKE WE WERE GONE?
- YOU BROUGHT A LOT OF STUFF.
IT MEANS YOU'RE GOING TO STAY
A LONG TIME.
- NO, IT MEANS I'M HERE FOR
THREE DAYS
AND THEN I'M GOING TO WORK
FOR A MONTH IN EUROPE.
- OH, I'M SO SAD.
- I KNOW, BUT...
- ONLY THREE DAYS.
- OH, THAT'S MY COVERS.
- I HAVEN'T SEEN ANY OF THESE.
- GI?
- THAT'S WHY I LOVE MY FRIENDS
FROM BACK HOME
BECAUSE THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT
WHAT I DO.
- GIGI'S FIRST YEAR OF SCHOOL,
I THINK,
WAS VERY CHALLENGING. YOU KNOW,
TO BE IN SCHOOL FULL TIME
AND WORK FULL TIME.
I MEAN, SHE'S STUDYING
CRIMINAL PSYCHOLOGY
AND ALL OF A SUDDEN
SHE'S THE IT GIRL IN THE
MODELING INDUSTRY.
IT'S JUST CRAZY.
- I HAVEN'T SEEN
HER IN LIKE SIX MONTHS.
- WELL, I'M MORE SURPRISED
THAT SAB SURVIVED.
BECAUSE SHE ACTUALLY WENT
TO COLLEGE.
WELL, I WENT TO COLLEGE,
BUT, IT'S NOT AS MUCH AS A
COLL... LIKE...
OF A COLLEGE EXPERIENCE.
- IT'S LIKE NOT
A COLLEGE EXPERIENCE.
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUTURE
HOLDS FROM HER.
I GUESS, IF SHE'S GOING TO BE
WORKING SEVEN DAYS A WEEK,
THAT MIGHT MEAN THAT SHE HAS TO
PUT COLLEGE ON HOLD FOR AWHILE.
BUT, THOSE ARE GOING TO BE HER
CHOICES, NOT MY CHOICES.
- I'VE TOLD SEVEN PEOPLE
I'D HAVE DINNER WITH THEM,
BUT I'D FOUND OUT I'M GOING TO
LONDON YESTERDAY.
WELL, MY FLIGHT GOT BOOKED
TODAY.
AND THEN, PARIS,
THEN I GO BACK TO NEW YORK,
AND THEN BACK TO PARIS.
- WHERE IS BELLA?
- BELLA IS JUST FLYING AROUND.
FLUTTERING AROUND MALIBU.
SHE'S SO CUTE.
SHE'S READY TO GO TO COLLEGE.
GIGI AND I ARE VERY SIMILAR.
WE'RE BOTH PERFECTIONISTS.
BELLA IS MUCH MORE RELAXED.
SHE'S SO COOL, EDGY,
YOU KNOW, SHE'S SO OPPOSITE OF
ME AND GIGI.
WHEN I LOOK AT HER, AT TIMES,
I GO LIKE,
"WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?"
ANYWAY, I LOVE YOU.
YOU TAKE A SHOWER.
I'M GONNA GET STUFF READY
FOR TONIGHT.
MY GIRLS ARE A MUCH, MUCH BETTER
VERSION OF ME
THAN I HAVE EVER BEEN.
I MEAN, I'M PROUD. #PROUDMOMMY.
- LET'S DO THIS.
- COME ON, LITTLE GIRL.
- WHAT ARE YOU BRINGING?
- I HAVE TO GO TO EVENTS
FOR A MONTH STRAIGHT.
SO I HAVE TO LOOK CUTE
EVERY DAY.
- I LOVE YOU, BABY.
YOU'RE STRONG.
YOU'RE A GOOD DUTCH GIRL.
WELL, HALF-PALESTINIAN, I GUESS.
- HI, BABY.
- HI.
- HI!
- HOW MANY HAVE YOU GOT? A LOT?
- TONIGHT, WE HAVE 164.
- KEEP IT UNDER CONTROL.
OKAY, THANK YOU.
DID YOU CHECK ALL THE GLASSES?
ANY SPOTS ON THEM?
- HELLO!
- LOOK AT YOU,
YOU GORGEOUS THING.
I KNOW, I LOVE YOU TOO. - OH!
- SO WHERE IS YOUR HUSBAND?
- HE'S ON A PLANE FROM
VANCOUVER, HE'S COMING.
- OH, GOD...
- HE'S WORKING ON A SHOW!
- THAT THING ALWAYS GETS IN THE
WAY, THAT WORK THING?
- THAT WORKING GETS IN THE WAY.
- GOD, COME IN.
- LOOK HOW GORGEOUS YOU LOOK.
[gasps] OH, MY GOD.
IS THIS NOT STUNNING?
- IT'S NEVER REALLY THAT MUCH OF
A PLEASURE FOR ME
HAVING SOMEBODY ELSE'S BIRTHDAY
DINNER IN MY RESTAURANT,
BECAUSE WHENEVER I'M IN MY
RESTAURANT,
I'M IN MY WORK PLACE.
ISN'T IT SWEET?
- OH, IT'S SO GORGEOUS.
- BUT, I LOVE LISA RINNA,
SO I'M HAPPY TO HOST HER DINNER
FOR HER.
- IT'S PUMPING OUT HERE TONIGHT.
- THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED PUMP.
- NYUCK, NYUCK, GET IT?
- CHEERS!
- THANK YOU!
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
- THANK YOU.
- AND HERE'S TROUBLE.
- HI!
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
- OH, THANK YOU.
- LISA.
- NICE TO SEE YOU.
- GOOD, HOW ARE YOU?
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
- OH, MY GOSH.
ARE MY BOOBS HANGING OUT
TOO MUCH?
- NO, IT'S FINE.
- GIRLS, I WANT TO TAKE
A PICTURE
OF YOU WITH THE TABLE.
IT'S SO GORGEOUS.
- SUCK IT IN, RICHARDS.
- I AM SUCKING IT IN, PUMP.
- THIS IS THE PART OF MY
RELATIONSHIP WITH LISA
THAT I LOVE.
BEING ABLE TO LAUGH AND TEASE
EACH OTHER.
- WHAT'S HITCHING YOURS UP?
NOTHING?
- NOTHING.
YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN US...
- AH, WE NEED TO GET SOME
FRIENDS
THAT ARE A LITTLE BIT FLUFFIER.
[laughter]
SHE KNOWS HOW TO, YOU KNOW,
EMBARRASS ME, MAKE ME LAUGH,
AND VICE VERSA,
SO IT'S A LOT OF FUN TO HAVE
THAT BACK AGAIN.
- LOOK, THEY'RE FINE, HUH?
- I LIKE IT, YEAH.
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY! HI!
- HEY!
- HI!
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
- AH, NICE TO SEE YOU.
- SHOULD WE GO AND SIT DOWN?
- HE'S GONNA LAND AT 8.
- I'M SITTING HERE?
- SO MAURICIO CAN SIT HERE.
AND HARRY WILL SIT HERE
WHEN HE COMES.
- WELL, CHEERS, HAPPY BIRTHDAY
TO YOU.
[all cheering]
- DEREK, I NEED A FORK.
- MAY I HAVE A LITTLE MORE WATER
TOO, WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE?
- IS HARRY GONNA MAKE IT,
DO WE KNOW?
- YEAH, HE'S GONNA MAKE IT.
- HE'S MAKING IT? WHAT TIME?
- HE'S... I THINK HE LANDS AT 9.
HE'LL BE HERE PROBABLY
VERY SOON.
BEING MARRIED TO AN ACTOR IS A
VERY DIFFERENT LIFESTYLE,
I THINK, THAN MOST PEOPLE
WOULD REALIZE.
IT'S VERY DIFFICULT FOR US TO
SHOW UP AT THE SAME EVENTS.
SO HE SHOWS UP A LITTLE LATE
TO THIS EVENT.
SO I GO TO THIS EVENT BY MYSELF.
IT'S JUST WHAT WE DO.
- HOW LONG YOU BEEN MARRIED?
- I'VE BEEN MARRIED 17 YEARS.
- SO IT ALL WORKED OUT.
- 32 YEARS I'VE BEEN MARRIED.
- HOW LONG TOGETHER?
- WOW.
- AWESOME.
- 32 YEARS AND A MINUTE.
- HOW ABOUT YOU GUYS?
HOW LONG YOU BEEN MARRIED?
- ALMOST 19 YEARS WE'LL BE.
- YEAH, HOW DID YOU MEET?
- FIRST TIME WE MET WAS MY
BIRTHDAY.
I WAS ENGAGED TO SOMEONE. - OH!
- OH, MY... REALLY?
- I WAS. AND I REALLY...
LIKE WE CLICKED AND I TALKED TO
HIM THE WHOLE NIGHT.
AND I WENT LIKE THIS IN THE
MIDDLE OF TALKING TO HIM.
- YOU DID?
- I DID.
- [gasps]
- WHO WAS HE?
- AND I LEFT.
HE WAS A NEWSCASTER FOR CBS.
- IS HE STILL AROUND?
DO WE STILL WATCH HIM?
- HE WAS 24 YEARS OLDER THAN ME.
- 24 YEARS OLDER!
- DO WE KNOW HIM?
- NO.
- DO WE KNOW HIM?
- NO, THAT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN...
- ANYWAYS...
IT WAS WORTH TURNING
MY RING AROUND.
- OKAY, SO HOW DID YOU
AND HARRY MEET?
- HARRY WAS MARRIED AT THE TIME
THAT I MET HIM.
I WORKED OVER AT THE EYEGLASS
STORE AT THE GLEN,
HARRY WAS PICKING UP
HIS GLASSES.
- WAS HE MARRIED TO...? OOH.
I KNOW, HE WAS MARRIED TO
NICOLLETTE SHERIDAN.
WELL, TURNS OUT THAT SHE HAD
JUST LEFT HIM
FOR MICHAEL BOLTON. [laughs]
I MEAN, HE WAS HARRY HAMLIN!
L.A. LAW LIKE...
- OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
- SUPER FAMOUS, LIKE, WOO!
- RIGHT, RIGHT.
- CUT TO 21 YEARS LATER,
HARRY AND I ARE MARRIED
AND WE WERE AT THE BEVERLY HILLS
HOTEL IN THE POLO LOUNGE,
WHO'S SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO US?
MICHAEL BOLTON.
- YEAH, BUT COME ON, YOU MUST
HAVE LOOKED AT HIM AND THOUGHT
HE'S ATTRACTIVE.
- OF COURSE.
- YEAH, EXACTLY.
- SO I GO OVER. I GO,
"I JUST HAVE TO THANK YOU,
"FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART.
"BECAUSE IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU,
"I WOULD NOT HAVE
THESE BEAUTIFUL GIRLS,
"I WOULD NOT HAVE MY HUSBAND,
AND THANK YOU."
- WE NEED TO GET...
AH! RIGHT ON CUE!
[everyone yelling]
- AND THEN MICHAEL BOLTON LOOKED
AT ME AND HE SAID,
"YOU ARE SO WELCOME."
- LISA.
- YES?
- THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE, RIGHT?
- BEAUTIFUL!
- DID YOU REMEMBER IT BEFORE
WHEN IT WAS AN EMPTY CAR PARK?
- THIS IS NOT MY HOOD... BUT...
- REALLY, THEY WOULD WELCOME YOU
WITH OPEN EVERYTHING HERE.
- ISN'T THIS SEXY? I MEAN,
THEY... SHE MADE THIS ALL UP.
- YOU KNOW? IT REMINDS ME OF
MA MAISON.
- WHERE WAS THAT?
- IT WAS WHERE THE SOFITEL HOTEL
IS NOW.
AND IT WAS LIKE THE HOTTEST
PLACE IN THE '70s AND '80s.
ORSON WELLES ATE THERE EVERY
NIGHT FOR DINNER.
- OH, REALLY?
- I JUST SAW CITIZEN KANE
FOR THE FIRST TIME.
- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
- NO!
- SEE, YOU SHOULD STOP WATCHING
ALL THE PORNOS,
AND YOU SHOULD WATCH...
[laughter]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
YAY!
OH, THAT MUST BE FOR ME!
- SHUT UP!
- THANK YOU! AW!
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DARLING.
- WHAT IS IT?
- LOOK IT, IT'S SO SEXY
WHEN THEY DO THIS.
OH! - OH!
I LIKE THIS, I LOVE THAT.
- OH, MY, LISA'S SUCH A HOG.
- OH THAT'S SO SWEET,
"TO VANDERPUMP."
- IT WAS HARD TO GET VANDERPUMP
ALL THE WAY AROUND.
- I KNOW, HUN,
BUT YOU MANAGED IT!
- YOU KNOW, IT WAS REALLY HARD.
- BUT YOU MANAGED IT,
AND I'M VERY IMPRESSED.
THANK YOU.
- I WANTED THIS, THANK YOU.
HARRY AND I HAVE BEEN MARRIED
FOR 17 YEARS,
AND WE WORK ON IT, THOUGH.
LIKE, WHY NOT CREATE SOMETHING
FUN AND GET SOME LINGERIE?
OR, WATCH PORN?
LIKE NOBODY I KNOW WATCHES PORN.
LIKE, THEY'RE ALL GROSSED OUT BY
IT AND LIKE,
"OH, MY GOD,
HOW COULD YOU WATCH PORN?"
I GO, "WELL, HOW COULD YOU NOT?"
- HARRY, YOU'RE GONNA GET LUCKY
TONIGHT!
- YES, YOU ARE.
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
- COMING UP...
- MOM, BUY ME THIS.
PORTIA, COME PICK THIS UP
RIGHT NOW.
I'M NOT GOING TO RAISE A BRAT.
- BUY IT.
[dog barking]
- STOP.
OY-A.
- HELLO.
- HI.
- DON'T LET LUNA OUT!
SHE'LL GO...
JUST IN TIME TO HELP ME WORK.
- OH, PERFECT.
- I FEEL LIKE I'M ALWAYS PUTTING
YOU TO WORK.
- I KNOW.
- UM, SO I WANNA HANG...
I WANTED TO HANG THIS. EXCITING.
- OF COURSE, YOU HAVE TO HANG
THAT.
- BUT I ALSO HAVE ONE FROM MY
OTHER BOOK.
WHICH I HAVE TO SIGN
LIKE 500 COPIES OF.
BUT, I DON'T... DO YOU KNOW
HOW... I'M NOT GOOD AT THIS...
LIKE, I'LL JUST TAKE A NAIL
AND GO LIKE THAT.
- DUH!
DON'T... NOT A SCREW!
- WE DON'T... I DON'T HAVE
ANY NAILS.
MOVING INTO THIS BEAUTIFUL HOME
AND HAVING THE BOYS
FEEL SETTLED,
IT MAKES MY HEART HAPPY.
YEAH, THIS IS PROBABLY
A BAD IDEA.
THIS IS... YEAH, IT'S NOT REALLY
GOOD.
- YEAH, BECAUSE I THINK IT...
THE SCREW... IT'S JUST HARDER TO...
- WELL, LET'S SEE.
- WE NEED REAL NAILS.
- IT SEEMS PRETTY STURDY THOUGH.
- NO.
- NO, THAT'S PROBABLY NOT A GOOD
IDEA.
- NO, IT'S... AND IT WAS, LIKE,
ONLY IN, LIKE, A MILLIMETER.
- YOU KNOW MY LIFE NOW IS ME AS
AN INDIVIDUAL,
FOLLOWING MY OWN PERSONAL
DREAMS,
AND NOT BEING THE WOMAN BEHIND
THE MAN.
I'M WAITING FOR MY LAWYER
TO CALL ME.
AND I HAVE... EVERY TIME HE CALLS,
I GET THE TIMER
FROM THE KITCHEN,
BECAUSE RIGHT BEFORE 15 MINUTES,
I HAVE TO HANG UP.
IT'S LIKE QUARTERLY. - OKAY.
- THE BILLS.
- OH, MY GOSH.
- I MEAN, WE'RE ALREADY AT OVER
$7,000 FOR THIS THING.
EVERY TIME I HAVE A BOOK
COME OUT,
THERE'S A LITTLE DRAMA
WITH THE EX.
HE HAS DECIDED THAT I OWE HIM
OVER $100,000 DOLLARS
IN BACK CHILD SUPPORT
AND ALIMONY
THAT HE SAYS HE OVERPAID ME OVER
THE PAST FIVE YEARS.
AND HE TRIED TO SAY, UM,
"I'LL GIVE YOU $20,000 OVER YOUR
RETIREMENT FUND
AND I'LL TAKE $80,000."
AND I WAS LIKE...
"GO [bleep] YOURSELF."
- THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
WHO KNOWS, MAYBE HE NEEDS MONEY.
[cell phone ring]
- WHAT'S HE GONNA DO WITH
$100,000?
HE JUST SPENT $200,000 ON A
[bleep] R.V.
- EXACTLY.
- HELLO?
- HEY, BRANDI. IT'S RON RALE.
- HEY, RON. HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD, JUST GOT OUT OF COURT,
GOT A MESSAGE THAT YOU CALLED.
UH, YOU WANTED TO COME IN
AND MEET?
- YEAH, I JUST WAS WONDERING,
LIKE,
WHERE WE ARE WITH EVERYTHING
BECAUSE
AT THIS POINT, I-I JUST...
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
- I MEAN, I GUESS WE CAN SAY
THAT, UH, YOU KNOW,
WE'VE KIND OF TOLD
THEM OUR POSITION
AND I'M, UM, UH... YOU KNOW...
WAITING FOR HIM TO JUST DROP IT.
- I PERSONALLY TOLD EDDIE THAT
HE CAN [bleep] OFF
AND HE'S NOT GETTING ANY MONEY
FROM ME.
OBVIOUSLY, THIS IS AFFECTING MY
CHILDREN AND THE FACT THAT
WE HAD TO LEASE ANOTHER HOUSE
AND WE COULDN'T BUY THE HOUSE
BECAUSE WE COULDN'T
GET THE LOAN.
AND, YOU KNOW, I WANT THEM
TO BE SETTLED.
I MEAN, IF WE'RE GOING TO MOVE
AGAIN IN A YEAR,
THAT'S NOT GREAT FOR
OUR CHILDREN,
TO KEEP BOUNCING AROUND.
- HE'S MAKING SOME MONEY
ALREADY!
- YEAH, BUT, THEN WHY DO I STILL
ONLY GET $1,000 A MONTH?
- THAT'S WHAT WE'VE GOT
TO TALK ABOUT.
- IT JUST FEELS LIKE I'M GETTING
DRAGGED BACKWARDS
EVERY TIME I TAKE TWO STEPS
FORWARD.
I'M OVER THE FIGHTING,
I'M OVER THE DRAMA.
AND I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO BE
PAYING $12,000 A MONTH
IN LAWYER'S BILLS WHEN THAT
MONEY COULD BE GOING
FOR A COLLEGE FUND
FOR OUR CHILDREN.
- I MEAN, THAT'S, UH, WE'LL GO
THROUGH IT, AND I'LL EXPLAIN
HIS THEORY AND WHY WE THINK
IT'S, UH, NOT RIGHT.
- ALL RIGHT, THANKS, RON, SO
I'LL SEE YOU TUESDAY AT 11.
- OKAY.
- ALL RIGHT, THANKS, RON.
- BYE.
- BYE.
- FOUR MINUTES TO SPARE.
YES.
- HI.
- HI. WELCOME.
- OH, MY GOSH, PORTIA.
- YOUR YACHT OR MINE?
- THAT'S WHAT... AN ANCHOR
FOR A BOAT.
- [unenthusiastic sigh]
- THIS'LL BE PERFECT
FOR THE TRIP.
- WE'RE GOING ON A FAMILY
VACATION.
MAURICIO HAS RENTED A PRIVATE
YACHT AND
WE'LL BE STARTING IN MAJORCA,
TRAVELING ALL THROUGH SPAIN ON
THE BOAT FOR ONE WEEK,
AND THEN, COMING BACK
TO MAJORCA.
I'M JUST EXCITED TO GO SOMEWHERE
THAT I'VE NEVER BEEN BEFORE.
- PINK JEANS?
- YES.
OH, I LOVE THIS.
- I KNEW YOU WOULD LOVE THAT.
- OH, MY GOSH,
IT SAYS "I LEFT MY LOUIS
IN THE JET."
THAT'S SO OBNOXIOUS.
BUT IT'S SO CUTE. - PERFECT.
- LOOK, CAN I SEE THIS?
IN THIS TOWN, SOME PEOPLE HAVE
SO MUCH.
AND IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME
THAT PORTIA UNDERSTANDS
THE VALUE OF A DOLLAR,
AND IS APPRECIATIVE.
- OH, I LIKE THIS.
- MOM, I FOUND THE PERFECT
THING.
- I'M NOT GOING TO RAISE A BRAT.
- WHAT ABOUT THIS? THESE?
WHAT ABOUT THESE?
- NO. [sighs]
- PORTIA...
- HONEY, DO NOT SHOW HER.
- YEAH?
- I DON'T WANT THAT, NO.
- DO YOU LIKE THESE?
- YES.
- BOTH OF THEM?
- JUST BUY IT.
- [groans]
JUST BECAUSE MAURICIO HAS MORE
MONEY NOW
THAN WHEN I FIRST MARRIED HIM,
DOESN'T MEAN I WANT HIM TO SPEND
THAT MUCH MORE MONEY ON PORTIA.
- OKAY!
- OOH!
THAT'S PERFECT,
THAT'S SUPER CUTE.
- THAT'S SO CUTE, I LOVE IT.
- OKAY.
- OKAY.
- MOM, BUY ME THIS.
- NO. SHE'S NOT GETTING
THAT ONE.
HONEY, LISTEN TO ME.
PORTIA, COME PICK THIS UP
RIGHT NOW.
YOU CAN PICK TWO SHIRTS.
- [whining]
- NO.
- SHE CAN TAKE TWO, AND...
AND A SLEEVE.
- I DON'T...
- TWO AND A HALF.
- IT'S NOT FUNNY, OKAY?
THESE ARE GOING BACK,
SHE DOESN'T NEED THESE.
TO MAURICIO, THIS IS LIKE
A NOVELTY.
"OH, FUN!" YOU KNOW,
ONCE IN A WHILE,
HE'LL TAKE THE GIRLS OUT
SHOPPING
JUST TO GO AND SAY
"YOU CAN HAVE WHATEVER
YOU WANT."
- BUT I LIKE ALL OF THEM.
- THAT'S TOO BAD.
SOME KIDS DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY
CLOTHES,
SO DON'T BE LIKE THAT.
TO ME, I HAVE TO KEEP
THE RULES ABOUT
WHAT THEY WEAR, HOW MUCH WE
SPEND, AND, YOU KNOW,
IT HAS TO BE SOMETHING
THAT I LIKE.
- THERE YOU GO.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
DON'T YOU WANNA COME SHOPPING
WITH DADDY MORE OFTEN?
YES, RIGHT?
- WE'RE DONE.
- IT'S TOO BAD GIGI DIDN'T WANT
TO COME.
- IT'S OUR DAY.
- HI, HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD, HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD.
- HOW MANY WILL BE JOINING US
FOR DINNER TONIGHT?
- IT WILL JUST BE THE TWO OF US.
- OKAY.
- THANK YOU.
- I LIKE YOUR NAIL POLISH COLOR,
I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU
DO THAT BEFORE.
- I-I WEAR NAIL POLISH
BECAUSE OF YOU.
LIKE, YOU TAUGHT ME
SO MANY THINGS.
- I KNOW, YOU USED TO GET SO
ANGRY BECAUSE
YOU WOULD HAVE YOUR LITTLE
FRENCH TIP
AND GIGI WOULD HAVE HER
LIGHT PINK,
AND THEN I WOULD HAVE MY BLACK.
- YEAH.
- MY LEATHER JACKET
AND MY DARK HAIR.
- BELLA WILL BE LEAVING
TO COLLEGE
BY THE END OF THE SUMMER.
- ISABELLA KHAIR HADID.
- SHE JUST GOT ACCEPTED TO
PARSONS SCHOOL OF DESIGN.
WOW, THAT LOOKS BEAUTIFUL,
THANK YOU.
SHE'S EXCITED TO BE A STUDENT
AND GO TO SCHOOL
AND LIVE IN NEW YORK CITY
AND BE HER OWN BOSS.
SO, HOW DOES IT FEEL? HM?
- I'M GONNA GO TO SCHOOL,
THEN GET ON WITH MY LIFE.
- YOU CAN MODEL,
YOU DON'T HAVE TO MODEL,
YOU CAN GO TO SCHOOL, YOU KNOW.
I WOULD SAY YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO
TO SCHOOL BUT
I DON'T THINK DADDY WILL AGREE
WITH THAT.
- YEAH. BUT I WANT TO GO
TO SCHOOL.
- YEAH, YOU WANT TO GO
TO SCHOOL, BUT...
I CAN'T WAIT TO TAKE YOU TO,
UH, TO LOOK FOR AN AGENCY.
MOHAMED FEELS THAT ALL THREE
KIDS NEED TO GO TO COLLEGE,
SO I SUPPORT HIM IN THAT.
BUT, ON THE OTHER SIDE,
I ALSO FEEL THAT IF YOU HIT
THAT ONE SWEET SPOT IN A CAREER,
I SAY,
"TAKE IT WITH BOTH HANDS
AND GO FOR IT."
IF YOU LET IT PASS,
IT MIGHT NEVER COME BACK.
- I'M CURIOUS TO KNOW HOW
THIS CONVERSATION
WENT WITH GIGI BEFORE NOW.
- YOU MEAN,
WHEN SHE... WHEN IT WAS HER TIME
TO MOVE?
I WAS SO WORRIED.
I THOUGHT THAT SHE'D JUST HAVE
TO BE LIKE ME
AND THAT'S NOT GOOD.
- YOU'RE NOT WORRIED ABOUT ME,
RIGHT?
- YOU KNOW WHAT, BELLA? YOU'VE
BEEN... YOU'RE AN OLD SOUL.
I KNOW I CAN'T... I NEVER COULD
HOLD ON TO YOU.
BECAUSE YOU WERE DOING YOUR OWN
THING, YOUR OWN STYLE,
YOUR OWN CLOTHES,
DYING YOUR HAIR,
AND I WAS JUST LIKE, AH!
- I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO TELL ME
WHAT TO DO.
- MUST BE HARD FOR BELLA TO LIVE
UP TO WHAT GIGI'S DOING.
BUT, BELLA'S SO COOL AND MAKES,
YOU KNOW, A CONSCIOUS EFFORT
TO SAY, "I DON'T WANT TO BE LIKE
MY SISTER,
I'M GOING TO DO IT THIS WAY."
SO, TOMORROW I'M GONNA PACK
FOR MY TRIP.
DAVID IS GOING TO PICK ME UP
IN HOLLAND.
AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO TURKEY
FOR A WEEK.
YOU KNOW, WITH TIME SHARE...
- I'M SO JEALOUS.
- AND THEN KYLE IS GOING TO BE
IN MAJORCA,
SO SHE ASKED ME TO JOIN HER.
- SO, I'LL TAKE CARE
OF THE HOUSE.
NOT GONNA THROW ANY PARTIES,
DON'T WORRY.
- I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT KIND
OF TROUBLE
YOU'RE GOING TO GET INTO.
- I'M NOT GOING TO GET INTO ANY
TROUBLE.
- NO, I MEAN, TROUBLE MEANING
MAKING A LIFE FOR YOURSELF,
YOUR CAREER...
[laughs]
YOU'RE JUST LIKE THIS
LITTLE REBEL.
- COMING UP...
- CONGRATULATIONS ON THE EMMY,
I GOTTA GO THERE FIRST.
- AW, THANK YOU, THANK YOU,
THANK YOU.
- OH, MY GOD, THERE'S ASHLEY
ABBOTT, EILEEN DAVIDSON.
I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU.
- OH, THANK YOU.
- OH, THE METER'S GOOD?
WEDDING DRESS TIME!
- THIS IS EXCITING.
- YES.
- [high pitched squeal]
- MY DAUGHTER, BROOKE,
IS GETTING MARRIED.
THERE'S THESE EVENTS
IN YOUR LIFE.
THE DAY YOUR CHILD IS BORN.
THE BIRTHDAY PARTIES.
- I WONDER WHAT STYLE SHE WANTS
TO GO FOR.
- HI.
BUT, THE DAY YOUR CHILD SAYS
THEY'RE GETTING MARRIED.
THESE EVENTS GET BIGGER
AND MORE EXCITING.
- HI.
- HEY! CONGRATULATIONS.
- I'M BROOKE.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- NICE TO MEET YOU.
- HEY! HEY, HOW ARE YOU?
- NICE TO SEE YOU, AGAIN.
- GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- YOU KNOW, I WAS LAUGHING
BECAUSE I WAS LOOKING THROUGH
AND I JUST REALIZED THAT I'M NOT
IN THE WEDDING.
IT JUST OCCURRED TO ME. [laughs]
- WELL NO...
- I'M NOT A BRIDESMAID,
I'M NOT A MOTHER OF THE BRIDE,
I'M LIKE, OH,
I'M JUST AN AUNT.
I'M JUST AN ATTENDEE.
- YOU KNOW, TECHNICALLY I'M NOT
IN THE WEDDING EITHER.
- WELL, YOU'RE THE MOTHER
OF THE BRIDE.
IT'S A BIG DAY.
IT'S YOUR DAY, TOO.
- I KNOW BUT, LIKE,
I'M NOT IN THE WEDDING.
- NO, I KNOW, BUT YOU WALK...
YOU KNOW, YOU NEED LIKE... YOU
NEED A SPECIFIC DRESS.
KIM AND I, WE'VE BEEN THROUGH
SO MUCH TOGETHER.
WE'VE HAD A LOT OF BAD TIMES.
TIMES THAT I DID NOT THINK WE
COULD BOUNCE BACK FROM.
PLEASE, TRY ONE ON. - OH, NO,
I DON'T WANNA TAKE AWAY FROM
BROOKE'S THING, STOP IT.
- OH, YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. IT'S
HER DAY.
- IF THIS HAD HAPPENED A COUPLE
OF YEARS AGO,
MAYBE I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO
SHARE THIS MOMENT WITH HER.
I HAVE A FAMILY TOO, AND I TAKE
TIME OUT OF MY LIFE TO HELP YOU.
YOU ARE A LIAR, AND SECOND,
AN ALCOHOLIC.
- OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD.
- YES, THAT'S RIGHT.
THAT'S RIGHT. I'VE SAID IT NOW,
EVERYBODY KNOWS.
TO BE ABLE TO LAUGH AND HAVE FUN
AND JOKE AND ACTUALLY
WANT TO BE TOGETHER JUST IS
REMINDING ME WHEN WE WERE KIDS.
- CAN YOU IMAGINE IF I CAME OUT
IN ONE TOO? WE'RE LIKE,
"OH MY GOD, WE SHOULD TRY THE
SAME ONE ON!"
- I CALLED IT FIRST!
- THE THING IS,
I WAS GONNA WEAR THAT ONE.
- YEAH, NO, NO,
YOU'RE RIGHT, IT'S HER DAY.
WE'LL LOOK FOR YOURS NEXT WEEK.
- HI, GUYS.
- OH, LOOK WHO IT IS.
- SORRY I'M LATE.
HI, HOW ARE YOU?
- HI, GOOD, HOW ARE YOU?
- HOW ARE YOU?
- FINE AND HOW ARE YOU?
WHERE'S THE BRIDE?
- SHE'S IN TRYING ON A DRESS.
- ISN'T THIS EXCITING?
- THIS IS SO EXCITING.
I HAVE BEEN WANTING
TO COME IN HERE...
- OH, OH, THERE SHE IS!
- I CAN'T BREATHE.
- THAT'S AMAZING.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BREATHE.
- IT'S VERY PRETTY BUT I DON'T
SEE IT AS THE WEDDING DRESS.
IT DOESN'T... IT LOOKS MORE LIKE
A BLACK TIE.
IT'S PRETTY BUT I DON'T LIKE IT
FOR YOU.
SO WHAT'S THE VIBE? I MEAN...
- OH, BEACHY.
- OH, SO YOU DON'T WANT, LIKE,
ALL THE LACE
AND THE HIGH NECK AND...
- NO, NO, NO, NO.
- I SEE WHAT YOU'RE SAYING,
BUT...
I DON'T KNOW, THERE'S SOMETHING
THAT LOOKS LIKE
A COCKTAIL WAITRESS.
- OKAY.
- MY SISTER KATHY
SAYS IT LIKE IT IS.
- I'LL TRY ON ANOTHER ONE.
- NOT THAT THAT'S...
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
LIKE, IN LAS VEGAS.
- LET'S SEE THE OTHER ONE.
- WAIT, YOU'RE NOT WEARING THAT
ARE YOU?
- IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE WEARING?
- BETTER RIGHT?
YEAH, IS THAT... WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
- I DON'T KNOW.
- NO, TAKE IT OFF. TAKE IT OFF.
- BEAUTIFUL.
- BUT IT IS GORGEOUS.
- WHEN THERE'S THREE SISTERS,
OF COURSE
THERE'S TIMES WHERE KATHY
AND KIM'S RELATIONSHIP
SEEMS TO BE CLOSER AND STRONGER
AND I FEEL LIKE THE ODD MAN OUT.
- BECAUSE IT'S A BEAUTIFUL
DRESS.
- IT'S VERY RARE THAT ALL THREE
ARE GETTING ALONG
PERFECTLY AT THE SAME TIME.
- [sighs]
- YOU WANNA MODEL IT FOR US?
- I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA LOSE ALL
MY HAIR
IF I DON'T RINSE THIS QUICK,
LIKE, IT'S BURNING.
- YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LOSE ALL
YOUR HAIR.
- REALLY? AH.
AH! - I THINK WE'RE GOOD.
YOU GOOD? - YEAH.
- GREAT.
SAY THE ONCE. - OH, ITCHY.
I WANNA BE CUTE, I'M GOING ON
VACATION WITH MY HUBBY.
- YOU'RE ALREADY CUTE.
WHERE EXACTLY?
- I'M GONNA GO TO HOLLAND
AND TAKE CARE OF MY MOMMY
BECAUSE SHE'S COMING OUT OF THE
HOSPITAL TOMORROW.
- HOW'S SHE FEEL?
- YOU KNOW,
SHE'S FEELING VERY WEAK.
THERE'S NOTHING MORE IMPORTANT
IN MY LIFE THAN MY FAMILY,
AND MY MOM... SHE HAS UTERINE
CANCER.
AND SHE ALREADY SURVIVED BREAST
CANCER 20 YEARS AGO,
SO HAVING TO GO THROUGH CHEMO
AND ALL THAT,
IT'S JUST REALLY HARD,
ESPECIALLY BEING SO FAR AWAY.
SHE'S OUT OF THE INTENSIVE CARE
AND THEN HOPEFULLY
COMING HOME TOMORROW.
AND THEN I CAN TAKE CARE OF HER
FOR A WEEK,
AND TRY TO ORGANIZE HER LIFE
A LITTLE BIT, YOU KNOW?
IT'S... IT'S...
UM...
IT'S HARD TO BE THAT FAR AWAY
FROM YOUR FAMILY,
ESPECIALLY WHEN YOUR PARENTS
GET OLDER.
YOU KNOW, IT MAKES ME SAD
AND IT MAKES ME... UM...
FRUSTRATED, YOU KNOW, THAT I
CAN'T BE CLOSE TO HER RIGHT NOW.
YOU KNOW, IT'S HARD.
- YEAH.
- WELL, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- YOU'RE WELCOME SO MUCH.
YOU'RE READY!
- READY! THANK YOU.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.
HAVE A GOOD ONE. BYE-BYE. - BYE.
- HI, MRS. FOSTER.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- FINE.
- RIGHT HERE.
- OH, YUMMY, THANKS.
THANK YOU. - READY FOR PACKING?
- I MEAN, I'M NOT GOING TO PACK
THAT MUCH,
BECAUSE I'LL BE ON THE BOAT
IN MY BIKINIS.
IN HOLLAND, I'M JUST GOING TO
TAKE CARE OF MY MOM, SO,
IT WON'T BE THAT MUCH.
AND, YOU KNOW, GIGI'S LEAVING.
- AND BELLA?
- AND BELLA IS GONNA STAY HERE.
THIS SUMMER, I'M JUST GONNA LET
GO AND LET HER FLY
AND DO WHATEVER SHE WANTS.
- WELL, I...
- NOT DO WHATEVER SHE WANTS,
BUT LET HER BE...
- I'M GONNA TALK TO HER AND
SHE ALWAYS CALL ME AND TELL ME
WHERE SHE IS
BECAUSE SOMETIMES I'M NOT...
I'M SO WORRIED FOR HER.
- YEAH, NO, NO, DON'T WORRY
ABOUT HER.
OKAY, AND THEN WHEN I COME BACK,
YOU GO ON VACATION.
- YES.
- ALL RIGHT?
I KNOW THAT THESE TIMES AWAY
FROM YOUR CHILDREN
ARE JUST SUCH DEFINING MOMENTS,
BECAUSE THAT'S WHEN THEY FIND
THEIR OWN, YOU KNOW, PERSON.
WELL, THAT'S ENOUGH.
SO, THE... YOU KNOW... THE BEING
APART IS HARD
BUT IT'S VERY IMPORTANT.
HEY, ALBERTO, CAN YOU PLEASE
BRING MY LADDER PLEASE?
BECAUSE I GOT TO GET UP HIGH.
THANK YOU.
- I WANT TO REALLY FOCUS,
WHEN WE'RE WITH HER,
ON HER WEDDING. AND I WANT TO DO
FLOWERS THIS WEEK.
I TOLD BROOKE I DON'T KNOW IF
IT'S JUST LIKE, MONTY AND I,
AND YOU GUYS, AND JUST HIS
FAMILY FLOWN OUT.
- THAT MIGHT BE THE BEST WAY
TO GO.
- MATT?
- YEAH.
- BY THE WAY,
HOW IS MONTY DOING?
- WE JUST FOUND OUT TODAY, SO...
- IS IT STILL STAGE...
[mouths the word "three"]
- NO. AND IT'S NOT JUST
LUNG CANCER ANYMORE.
MY FIRST HUSBAND, MONTY,
IS BROOKE'S DAD.
AND MONTY WAS DIAGNOSED WITH
LUNG CANCER A FEW MONTHS BACK.
- SO, I'M GONNA HAVE SUSHI
WITH BROOKE.
- ARE YOU?
- AND THEN COME BACK HERE,
AND WE CAN WATCH A MOVIE.
- YEAH?
- YEAH.
- I... YOU KNOW... I MARINATED... UH...
BARBEQUE CHICKEN YESTERDAY.
YOU GUYS, YOU WANT TO GO
FOR SUSHI?
- AND THEN WE'LL ALL HANG OUT.
- ALL RIGHT.
- OKAY.
- YOU LOOK GOOD.
EVEN THOUGH MONTY AND I DIDN'T
GET TO STAY MARRIED,
HE'S STILL MY BEST FRIEND.
AND HE'S CURRENTLY LIVING WITH
ME DURING CHEMO AND RADIATION.
WE NEVER EXPECTED
WHAT OCCURRED TODAY.
- WELL, HOW MANY OTHER PLACES
IS IT?
- HIS BRAIN AND HIS SPINE.
- DOES SHE KNOW THAT?
- YEAH.
SINCE THE DAY MONTY FOUND OUT
HE WAS SICK,
WE'VE JUST DONE EVERYTHING WE
CAN TO MAKE SURE THAT MONTY
IS STRONG ENOUGH
FOR BROOKE'S WEDDING.
AND YOU KNOW, THIS IS EXACTLY
WHY SHE WANTED TO CONTINUE
DOING THIS TODAY.
AND I THOUGHT...
- TO DISTRACT HER.
- AND I SAID,
"I JUST THINK WE SHOULD
GO HOME,"
AND SHE SAID, "NO, MOMMY.
I WANT TO GO
"AND TRY ON DRESSES AFTERWARDS,
BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO GO HOME
AND BE UPSET."
- AT TIMES, I THINK OF KIM AS
BEING VERY FRAGILE.
AND THEN OTHER TIMES SHE REALLY
SURPRISES ME WITH HER STRENGTH.
AND I FEEL LIKE THIS IS A LOT
FOR HER TO TAKE ON.
IT'S JUST GOING TO BE A VERY
CHALLENGING TIME FOR HER.
- I THINK HE REALLY WANTS TO DO
THIS, TOO, SO...
- RIGHT. EXACTLY.
AND WE THINK POSITIVE.
- IT'S SO SAD.
OH, OKAY, HERE'S ANOTHER ONE.
- THIS IS ONE THAT'S IN WORK.
SO, YOU CAN KIND OF SEE, SHE...
YOU CAN GO AHEAD AND STEP IN...
- [magical vocal melody]
- I JUST KNOW SHE'S GONNA MAKE A
BEAUTIFUL BRIDE.
I... I CAN ONLY IMAGINE WHEN I SEE
HER WALKING DOWN THE AISLE,
WHAT I'M GONNA BE LIKE.
SHE'S MY LITTLE GIRL.
- PORTIA TOLD ME SHE WANTS HER
DRESS TO BE A MINI ONE OF MINE.
- AW.
- I SAID OKAY.
- THIS IS HER BIG DAY.
- WATCH OUT, GUYS.
ALL FAMILY MEMBERS.
- COMING UP...
- I'M NOT GONNA KISS YOUR ASS
FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.
- WITH MY HUSBAND,
WE FLY PRIVATE 90% OF THE TIME.
- YOU BRIAN?
- BRIAN, HOW ARE YOU?
THIS PLANE IS, UH, BIG.
VERY, VERY BIG.
YOU CAN'T EVEN COMMENT TO IT
BECAUSE IT'S SO OBNOXIOUS.
- FIVE AND A HALF HOURS, BABY,
WE'LL BE THERE.
- HI! TABLE FOR RINNA.
- FOR TWO. FOLLOW ME, PLEASE.
- LOVELY.
- ENJOY.
- THANK YOU.
- HI, HOW ARE YOU?
- [gasps]
- HI!
- OH, HELLO.
- HI, CUTIE, HOW ARE YOU?
- OH.
- YOU TOO.
- OKAY, YOU KNOW,
WE DON'T DO THIS ENOUGH.
- I KNOW.
- AND I FEEL LIKE I HAVEN'T
SEEN YOU IN, WELL, 100 YEARS.
- I KNOW.
- FIRST TIME I MET EILEEN
WAS IN THE LATE '80s.
I WAS DATING AN ACTOR
ON YOUNG & THE RESTLESS,
EILEEN WAS HUGE ON THE SHOW.
SO, TO ME IT WAS LIKE,
"OH, MY GOD!
THERE'S ASHLEY ABBOTT,
EILEEN DAVIDSON."
- OUR SALMON STEAK
IS REALLY GOOD
IF YOU WANT TO GO FOR
A FULL MEAL.
- OOH, I'M GONNA HAVE THAT.
- AND THEN, WE MET UP AGAIN
ON DAYS OF OUR LIVES.
- MY LIFE HAS BEEN SO CRAZY
LATELY,
I SHOULD'VE CALLED YOU,
I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN GOING
THROUGH A REALLY ROUGH TIME.
- WELL, YEAH,
BUT I'M OKAY REALLY.
HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD.
SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE SO BUSY
ALL THE TIME.
- WE ARE. I THINK JUST AS MOMS
AND WIVES AND WORKING,
YOU'RE JUST BUSY ALL THE TIME.
BUT, NOW, HOW DO YOU DO THAT?
BECAUSE I HEARD THAT... ARE YOU
GOING BACK TO
YOUNG & THE RESTLESS?
- I'M GOING BACK TO
YOUNG & THE RESTLESS.
- OKAY, FIRST OF ALL!
CONGRATULATIONS ON THE EMMY.
I GOTTA GO THERE FIRST.
- OH, THANK YOU,
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
- I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU.
- AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE
AND IN MY CAREER,
I FEEL INCREDIBLY GRATEFUL.
- AND THE EMMY GOES TO...
- EILEEN DAVIDSON.
- I'VE BEEN DOING THIS
FOR SO LONG,
AND I KNOW HOW INCREDIBLY
SPECIAL THIS IS, HOW RARE.
I SNAGGED IT! WOO! [laughs]
AND HOW, OH, MY GOD, IT MIGHT
NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN FOR ME.
- BUT WHAT A NICE MOMENT.
- VERY NICE.
- RIGHT?
- YEAH.
- WHERE DO YOU HAVE IT?
- OH, I DON'T KNOW,
IT'S BEEN FLOATING AROUND.
IT WAS ON THE BAR DOWNSTAIRS
FOR AWHILE...
- IT'S SO PRETTY.
- THEN IT WAS UPSTAIRS
IN THE MASTER BEDROOM.
- IT'S A PRETTY ONE.
- NOW IT'S IN THE LIVING ROOM.
- THAT'S VERY COOL, SO, OKAY,
WAIT... YOU LEFT DAYS.
- I JUST FINISHED DOING A THREE
MONTH ARC ON DAYS.
- WOW.
- I KNOW. SO THEN
I JUST DECIDED TO GO BACK TO Y&R
FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
- WHAT WAS IT?
- BEING AN ACTOR, PEOPLE ASSUME
THAT YOU LOVE TO HAVE
THE ATTENTION FOCUSED ON YOU.
AND, OBVIOUSLY,
PART OF THAT IS TRUE.
- LOOK, I MEAN...
- THANK YOU.
- WE CAN'T WEAR THESE AT WORK.
WHEN WE WERE WORKING ON DAYS,
WE COULDN'T WEAR OUR RINGS.
- I KNOW.
HOWEVER, IT'S A WEIRD KIND
OF DICHOTOMY
OF BEING A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE
WHEN I'M GETTING ATTENTION.
"PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME!"
"DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO ME!"
"PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME!"
"DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO ME!"
WHATEVER.
- WELL, YOU WERE ON
BEFORE I CAME ON.
- AND THEN YOU CAME.
- YOU WERE SUPER HOT.
THE WHOLE BILLY THING. - NO.
THAT WAS A GOOD... - YEAH.
- THAT WAS THE ONLY TIME.
[laughing]
- YEAH.
- IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU
WANT TO DO THAT YOU'RE NOT DOING
RIGHT NOW?
- THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.
- I USED TO BE A TALK SHOW HOST.
[laughing]
- I REMEMBER,
I WAS ON YOUR SHOW.
- THAT'S RIGHT, YOU WERE!
I HAD EVERYBODY ON.
HUSTLE! WE GOTTA HUSTLE!
HUSTLE, HUSTLE, HUSTLE, HUSTLE.
YOU KNOW, THE HIGHS AND LOWS
IN THIS BUSINESS ARE HUGE.
AND, YOU KNOW, THE LOWS CAN BE
VERY DEPRESSING.
BECAUSE YOU TAKE IT SO
PERSONALLY
AND YOU SEE ALL YOUR FRIENDS
WORKING
AND THEY'RE GETTING THE JOBS
THAT YOU'RE UP FOR.
THAT'S ONE OF THE REASONS
WHY EILEEN AND I
HAVE ALWAYS CONNECTED.
BECAUSE, I THINK WE BOTH RESPECT
EACH OTHER'S HUSTLE.
THIS WAS SO FUN.
- IT WAS SO MUCH FUN.
- REALLY...
- WE GOTTA SEE EACH OTHER
MORE OFTEN AND HANG OUT AND...
- I THINK WE WILL.
- HAVE SOME FUN.
- REALLY.
- CHEERS.
- I MEAN, LIFE IS JUST
TOO SHORT.
- I'M GETTING AN ICED TEA HIGH.
DO YOU EVER GET HIGH OFF
OF ICED TEA?
- I GET HIGH OFF OF EVERYTHING
AND ANYTHING.
AND THIS IS A GOOD ICED TEA.
LET'S GET MORE. - MM.
- OKAY, GUYS, YOU WANT TO
STAY OUTSIDE?
NO LEAVING.
- HELLO.
- HEY, HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD, ALL YOUR PUPPIES
ARE OUT?
- WELL, THIS ONE DOES NOT LIKE
TO BE LET OUTSIDE,
I HOPE SHE DOESN'T JUMP OVER THE
FENCE TRYING TO LEAVE ME.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M GOOD, HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD. I HAVE VERY LOW ENERGY
TODAY.
KYLE AND I... WE'RE GOOD.
IF YOU LOOK AT WHERE WE WERE TO
WHERE WE'VE COME,
IT'S CRAZY.
- YOU KNOW WHAT, BRANDI?
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
- I WILL [bleep] KILL YOU!
WHEN YOU WANT TO FEEL SORRY
FOR YOU,
YOU'RE SO KIND AND SO LOVELY,
AND THEN YOU BECOME THIS CRAZY
[bleep]HOLE.
WE HAVE TO LET BYGONES
BE BYGONES,
AND THEN WE SAY THINGS THAT WE
SHOULDN'T SAY,
AND THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS
GO THROUGH.
YOU HAVE TO FORGIVE
TO BE A FRIEND...
A GOOD FRIEND TO SOMEBODY.
- HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL YOUR
NEIGHBORS?
- MY NEIGHBORS.
THAT'S MY REALLY GOOD FRIEND.
HE JUST GOT NOMINATED FOR ALL
THESE EMMY'S FOR FARGO.
- THAT'S AMAZING.
- YEAH.
I NEED TO START
EXERCISING AGAIN.
- EVERYONE'S MAKING ME EXERCISE.
YOU'RE ASKING ME TO GO HIKING,
KIM ASKED ME TO PILATES,
AM... HAVE I PUT ON WEIGHT?
- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
DON'T EVEN STAND NEXT TO ME.
- I'M TRYING... I MEAN,
I HAVE A LITTLE BIT...
- I WAS FEELING GOOD UNTIL
YOU SHOWED UP.
- I WAS LIKE, UM...
- NAH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I HAVE JUST BEEN TRYING TO WORK
OUT EVERY SINGLE DAY.
TRYING TO EAT REALLY WELL.
I HAVE TO BE
IN A BATHING SUIT IN SPAIN.
SO, I LEAVE THIS WEEKEND,
ACTUALLY.
- SO EXCITING.
- AND THEN YOLANDA'S GONNA BE
IN EUROPE
SO SHE'S GONNA STAY ON A BOAT
WITH US.
- OH, NICE.
- WELL, OUR BOAT.
WE RENTED THE BOAT.
- OH, THAT'S NICE.
- YEAH.
- HOW MANY BEDROOMS?
- I THINK IT'S FIVE BEDROOMS.
100 FEET, OR SOMETHING
LIKE THAT.
- OH, DID YOU GET MY
SAVE THE DATE?
- I DID, IS THAT FOR A
HOUSEWARMING PARTY?
- YES.
I WAS NEVER REALLY OVERLY PROUD
TO BE IN THE SPACE I WAS IN AND
I JUST LOVE THIS HOUSE SO MUCH.
SO, I REALLY JUST WANT TO SHARE
IT WITH MY FRIENDS,
AND SHOW THEM THAT WE'RE HAPPY,
WE'RE SETTLED.
- WELL, HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU
WANT TO HAVE?
- I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T WANT TO
LEAVE PEOPLE OUT
AND HAVE PEOPLE HEAR ABOUT IT
AND THEN GET UPSET.
- THAT IS THE WORST.
THAT'S WHY I ALWAYS END UP
WITH SO MANY PEOPLE. - I KNOW.
AND I ALSO REALLY WANT TO USE
THIS AS A TIME
WHERE... YOU KNOW, JUST TO GET
REACQUAINTED WITH EVERYONE
BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, LIKE...
THE WHITE PARTY,
I WANTED TO TALK TO LISA
BUT IT WAS HARD
BECAUSE HER PEOPLE THAT WERE
THERE AND LIKE,
SHE COULD GO TO AND SHE DIDN'T
HAVE TO SIT AND TALK TO ME.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
- RIGHT.
SO YOU'VE NEVER SPOKEN AGAIN,
SINCE ALL THAT HAPPENED BEFORE
WE FILMED AGAIN.
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
I HAD TO TAKE A MOMENT.
I HAD A LOT GOING ON IN MY
PERSONAL LIFE WITH MY DAD
AND MY DOG AND ALL THAT STUFF.
AND I DON'T WANT TO HAVE
THAT FRIENDSHIP AGAIN WITH HER
WHERE IT'S... I'M HER SIDEKICK.
I WANNA HAVE A RESPECTABLE
RELATIONSHIP
WHERE WE BOTH HAVE OUR OPINIONS
AND IF WE DON'T AGREE,
IT'S OKAY!
- RIGHT.
WHAT IS YOUR PLAN?
- WELL, I REALLY WAS JUST
THINKING
TO LIKE COLD CALL HER
AND JUST BE LIKE,
"HEY, IT'S BRANDI.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
DID YOU GET MY SAVE THE DATE?"
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
LISA IS A FUNNY BIRD.
YOU KIND OF HAVE TO CATCH HER
OFF GUARD,
OTHERWISE SHE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT
SHE'S GOING TO SAY
AND SHE'S READY FOR YOU.
WHAT IF I JUST CALL HER?
- NOW?
- RIGHT NOW.
- SAFETY IN NUMBERS.
- ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT
TO DO THAT?
- LIKE, WHAT, THE WORST THING
SHE COULD SAY IS,
"I DON'T WANT TO COME
TO YOUR PARTY."
RIGHT? - OKAY.
- ALL RIGHT. [laughing]
- DARLING, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- PLANTING YOUR ROSES FOR YOU.
- HONEY, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
SERIOUSLY.
- YOU TOLD ME TO DO IT.
- I DIDN'T SAY PLANT,
I SAID ORDER THEM.
THERE'S AN EXPRESSION, WHY HAVE
A DOG AND BUY IT YOURSELF,
I'VE NEVER USED IT BUT WE DO
HAVE A GARDENER, SO,
HAVE A CUP OF TEA
AND JUST SIT BACK AND CHILL.
COME ON, JAKE.
COME ON, PINK DOG.
- CAN I DO THE REST OF THESE
IN THE MORNING?
- SEE, I KNEW YOU'D ONLY DO
A COUPLE.
HOW MANY HAVE YOU ACTUALLY DONE?
- WELL, I'VE DONE NINE.
- YOU HAVEN'T.
- I HAVE.
[pan flute ringtone]
- HELLO?
- HELLO, LISA?
IT'S BRANDI, HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M FINE, HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M PRETTY GOOD.
UH, I WAS JUST CALLING TO SEE
IF YOU GOT MY SAVE THE DATE
FOR MY HOUSEWARMING PARTY?
- OH, YEAH, I SAW AN EMAIL.
- AND I WAS, YOU KNOW,
WE HAVEN'T TALKED IN A WHILE
AND I WAS HOPING JUST TO, LIKE,
GET BACK ON TRACK
WITH OUR FRIENDSHIP.
- GET BACK ON TRACK WITH OUR
FRIENDSHIP?
MY GOD, YOU'VE NEVER ACTUALLY
SAID TO ME
"I APOLOGIZE FOR SAYING
YOU'RE BANKRUPT."
AND, YOU NEVER ACTUALLY SAID,
"I'M SORRY, THAT'S NOT TRUE."
SO MANY THINGS
THAT WERE LEFT UNSAID.
- BRANDI, COME ON.
YOU'RE 40-SOMETHING YEARS OLD.
YOU NEED TO REALLY COME IN WITH
SOMETHING BETTER THAN THAT.
HOW ABOUT, "I MISS YOU.
I'M SORRY. CAN WE START AGAIN?"
I MEAN, IT JUST DOESN'T...
I'M MANIPULATIVE, I'M A LIAR,
I'M ALL THOSE THINGS, YOU KNOW?
I MEAN, THAT JUST DOESN'T
DISAPPEAR OVERNIGHT.
- IF YOU WANT TO SIT DOWN
AND TALK ABOUT IT,
I'M HAPPY TO DO THAT BUT IF YOU
DON'T, THEN WE DON'T HAVE TO.
LISA CAN'T SAY SORRY EVER
BECAUSE SHE'S PERFECT.
YOU KNOW, WE BOTH HAVE
HURT FEELINGS
ABOUT THINGS THAT WERE SAID
AND DONE.
SHE CAN NEVER ADMIT TO EVER
BEING WRONG OR DOING WRONG.
AND SAYING SORRY WOULD MEAN
SHE'S SOMEHOW IMPERFECT.
- AT SOME POINT, MAYBE WE COULD
SIT DOWN AND TALK ABOUT THINGS.
BUT I JUST, YOU KNOW, I WANT TO
KEEP IT CIVIL BETWEEN US.
YOU KNOW, I WISH YOU WELL WITH
EVERYTHING YOU DO.
BUT, IT WAS ALL TOO HURTFUL,
IT WAS TOO MUCH.
IT WAS REALLY, REALLY... IT WAS
TOO DIFFICULT.
- OKAY, THAT'S FINE.
IT WAS HARD FOR ME TOO.
THERE WAS A LOT OF NEGATIVE
STUFF SAID ABOUT ME ON YOUR END
AND IT WAS DIFFICULT.
- BRANDI WAS THE CATALYST
OF EVERYTHING THAT WENT DOWN.
AND SHE REALLY TRIED TO DESTROY
EVERY FRIENDSHIP I HAD.
AND THAT WAS VERY HURTFUL.
- I'VE BEEN UNDER YOUR SPELL
FOR TWO YEARS.
I WANT TO BELIEVE EVERYTHING
THAT COMES OUT OF YOUR MOUTH
BUT THE TRUTH IS,
I'M STRONGER ON MY OWN.
- I DEFENDED THAT GIRL TO THE
POINT OF COMPROMISING
MY OWN INTEGRITY
AND SO DID MY HUSBAND.
WOULD WE GO THAT PATH AGAIN?
NO. HINDSIGHT IS 20/20.
- I'M IN A HAPPY POSITIVE PLACE
AND MOVING FORWARD
AND I DON'T WANT TO GO
BACKWARDS.
LISTEN, IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE
MY FRIEND, THAT'S FINE.
BUT, I'M NOT GOING TO KISS YOUR
ASS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE,
BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU WERE
WRONGED.
IT WENT BOTH WAYS AND I WANT
YOUR RESPECT,
AND IF I'M NOT GONNA GET THAT
THEN, WELL,
I'M HAPPY TO BE AROUND YOU
AND TO JUST SAY HELLO
AND MOVE FORWARD.
- CUT OFF.
- I THINK MY PHONE DIED.
UH-OH. MY PHONE'S DEAD.
- OH, GOD.
- COMING UP...
- HI, SORRY, IT'S BRANDI.
- OH, SHE'S WITH KYLE.
- I DIDN'T WANT YOU
TO THINK I HUNG UP ON YOU.
- OH, ARE YOU WITH KYLE?
- CUT OFF.
- UH-OH. MY PHONE'S DEAD.
I MEAN, NOW SHE'S GONNA THINK
I HUNG UP ON HER.
- YOU CAN'T BORROW MINE.
- DICK!
- OKAY, CALL!
- ALL RIGHT.
- HOW CAN YOU? HOW CAN YOU?
THIS IS KYLE, WHAT THE [bleep]
IS GOING ON HERE?
- H... H...
- HELLO.
- HI, SORRY, IT'S BRANDI,
MY PHONE DIED RIGHT IN THE
MIDDLE OF OUR CONVERSATION,
I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO THINK
I HUNG UP WITH YOU.
- OH, SHE'S WITH KYLE.
OH, ARE YOU WITH KYLE?
- YEAH, WE ARE HIKING.
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT KYLE
AND BRANDI TALK ABOUT,
BUT LAST TIME THEY WERE HIKING
TOGETHER,
A LOT OF NASTY THINGS WERE SAID.
- SHE'S PLAYING ALL OF US.
LAST YEAR, YOU SAID... YOU CALLED
HER ROBBY FISHER.
SHE'S [bleep] BOBBY FISHER.
- BUT I WILL ALWAYS KNOW
WHO LISA IS,
AND LISA'S NEVER GONNA CHANGE.
- I HOPE KYLE'S NOT GOING DOWN
THAT PATH AGAIN
BECAUSE WE'RE TRYING TO REPAIR
OUR RELATIONSHIP.
TO LOYALTY,
AND TO NOT TALKING [bleep]
BEHIND EACH OTHER'S BACKS.
- I WAS JUST GONNA SAY, LOYALTY
TO EACH OTHER,
AND WHEN WE'RE NOT
WITH EACH OTHER.
- OH, 1,000%.
- YEAH.
- WHAT'S THE EXPRESSION?
ONCE, SHAME ON YOU,
SECOND TIME, SHAME ON ME?
I DON'T WANT TO GO THERE AGAIN.
LOOK, BRANDI, YOU REALLY,
REALLY, YOU KNOW, HURT ME
AND TOOK IT WAY TOO FAR.
- THE HURT WENT BOTH WAYS,
I MEAN... I MEAN, IT'S NOT FAIR
FOR YOU TO JUST SAY IT WAS
ONE-SIDED.
- YOU'RE STILL SAYING THE WHOLE
CRUX OF THE MATTER
WAS THAT YOU SAID THAT I KNEW
THAT SHEENA WAS INVOLVED WITH
THIS GUY,
YOUR EX-HUSBAND I'VE NEVER
EVEN HEARD OF
WHEN I FIRST MET YOU.
AND THAT'S NOT TRUE.
BECAUSE I'M NOT A LIAR.
I MIGHT BE A LOT OF THINGS,
I MIGHT SAY THINGS
THAT YOU THINK ARE INAPPROPRIATE
OR I THINK ARE REALLY FUNNY.
BUT I WAS LOYAL AND A GOOD
FRIEND TO YOU.
I DIDN'T REALLY WANT TO HAVE
THIS CONVERSATION
ON KYLE'S PHONE WITH KYLE THERE.
I DON'T BRING IN GIRLFRIENDS TO
BACK ME UP ON ALL THAT STUFF.
- NO, I-I UNDERSTAND THAT,
BUT I ALSO JUST DON'T WANNA
LIKE...
BRING UP ALL THE OLD STUFF
AND GO BACKWARDS,
I MEAN, IF YOU WANT TO HAVE
A CONVERSATION,
I'M HAPPY TO DO THAT WITH YOU.
- I'M HAVING A LOVELY AFTERNOON
WITH MY HUSBAND,
MAYBE I WILL COME TO THE PARTY.
- I GUESS I HOPE TO SEE
YOU SOON?
- OKAY, WELL THEN, THAT'S FINE.
- ALL RIGHT, HAVE A GOOD DAY.
- THANK YOU.
- NO, THANK YOU.
IT'S JUST GONNA TAKE SOME TIME.
WHEN I FIGHT WITH SOMEBODY,
I NEED RESOLUTION IMMEDIATELY.
WHEN LISA BITES, SHE NEEDS TIME
TO FIGURE OUT WHAT'S GOING ON.
- WITH KYLE. SEE, THERE YOU GO.
- LISA NEEDS AT LEAST TEN YEARS
BEFORE SHE WILL FORGIVE YOU.
IF SHE FORGIVES YOU.
- GONNA TAKE A LONG TIME.
- YEAH.
- NEXT TIME ON THE REAL
HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS.
- WOO! WE MADE IT!
- THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.
- JUMP!
- AH!
- I HAVE ABSOLUTELY FALLEN
IN LOVE WITH MAJORCA.
- THERE'S SOMETHING VERY WRONG
WITH THIS.
- I DON'T THINK SO.
- VINCENT AND I,
WE TEND TO BICKER.
- SEE, IT'S NOT...
- THEY'RE MULTIPLYING.
- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
IS IT GOING THE RIGHT WAY?
I MEAN,
DON'T ALL COUPLES BICKER?
- I WOULD NEVER WANT TO PAINT
YOUR OPINION OF ANYBODY
BY MY OWN EXPERIENCE.
- IS IT SOMETHING THAT YOU
CAN MOVE PAST?
- YOU KNOW I NEVER TALK [bleep]
ABOUT ANYBODY.
LISA RINNA'S NEVER BEEN LOOKING
FOR A PROBLEM.
LIKE, SAY SOME OF MY
OTHER FRIENDS.
[phone ringing]
- HELLO?
THE MINUTE I ANSWERED I KNEW
SOMETHING WAS WRONG.
I FEEL, LIKE, SICK IN MY
STOMACH.
SO DISAPPOINTED BY HER CHOICE.
IT'S SUCH A DEVASTATING NEWS,
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
- YOLANDA?
- TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE
HOUSEWIVES,