The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (2010–…): Season 5, Episode 20 - Reunion Part One - full transcript

- Tonight...
- I don't throw wine glasses.

- I throw wine.
- You throw wine.

Oh, what's
the [bleep] difference?

It's called assault
and battery, bitch.

(Andy) The three-part
Beverly Hills reunion begins.

Shut the [bleep] up.

You really want to talk
about that?

Her dog bit my daughter.

You're horrible.
This is why I don't like her.

My daughter
almost lost her hand!

I'll tell the story,
and you won't like it.



Oh, wow.

You shut the [bleep] up!
I'm so sick of you.

Go eat.

Why is it in your interest to
try and ruin the relationship?

Watch your back.

"Hi, I'm Lisa Rinna."

I can give you a lap dance,
if you want, if you're nice.

I have a little more pride
than you do.

But you did
"Diving with the Stars."

[laughs]

You've had the same hairdo
for 20 years.

I think that it's very easy
to just kick her to the curb,

you know, like a bag of trash.

I don't walk around naked with
a tampon string hanging out.



'Cause you don't get
your period anymore, bitch.

[groans]

You have a double standard

like I've never seen
in my [bleep] life.

[low voice] "Oh, no, Lisa.

"I didn't have sex with her,
because she was too drunk.

I think you're just pissed

that he didn't want
to [bleep] you.

You heard he had an affair?

Did he have an affair?
What'd he do?

That's a big question, Andy.

This was epic.

I don't feel like I really
owe you any apologies

after what you've done to me.

You're so [bleep] mean!
Just leave me alone!

Hey, everybody.

Welcome to the Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills Reunion.

I'm Andy Cohen.

Joining me are the beautiful
and beguiling ladies

of Beverly Hills.

- Hi, Brandi.
- Hi, Andy.

Ready for today?

Yep.

Very good.

- Hi, Kyle.
- Hi, Andy.

- Good to see you.
- Thank you.

Good to see you.

- Hi, Kim.
- Hi, Andy.

- Love the pink.
- Thank you.

Lisa Vanderpump.

You know it's my favorite day
of the year.

- Oh, yes.
- Can't wait to be here.

[laughter]

- Hi, Eileen.
- Hi, Andy.

- Welcome to your first reunion.
- Thank you.

It's not like
Young and the Restless.

No, it's much more dramatic.

Yes. Speaking of drama,
hi, Lisa Rinna.

Hi, Andy Cohen.

- Good to see you.
- Nice to see you.

- Hi, Yolanda.
- Hi, Andy.

It's so nice to see you.

Nice to see you.

We have so many questions
for all of you.

It's been
such a dramatic season.

Pierre from Sioux City, Iowa,
said, "Kim,

"I loved seeing you on Revenge.

Will we be seeing
more of you on Revenge?"

Maybe.

And I heard you're also
in Sharknado 3.

[gasps]
Are you supposed to say that?

- I don't know.
- Ah!

I don't know. Maybe. Maybe not.

(Andy)
Danna from Santa Fe,
New Mexico, said,

"Eileen, I love that you
and Vince bet sports together.

What's the most
you've ever won and lost?"

Oh, uh-oh.
This will get me into trouble.

You know, quite a few thousand.

Sure, sure.
And we've lost that same amount.

How's Vince feeling

about seeing himself
on the show this season?

You know, he is who he is.

That was his little head
poking in the window.

- Bring it, bitch.
- I am not...

Really? I know how much
you've been there for her,

and that's zero.

That was hilarious. [laughter]

That was the best moment ever,
I think.

So he was out there
to get a beer,

and he saw all this drama
going on in the driveway.

He does look like he's
mesmerized, doesn't he?

- He just looks...
- Well, how could you not be?

He's got the beer,
and he's like...

I thought it was someone
from the crew.

(Kyle)
I did too, but I didn't know
until I saw it...

Someone sent it to me,
on Twitter,

and I thought
it was a crew member.

Do you remember seeing him
looking out?

I didn't. No, not that night.

- No, right. Okay.
- Of course not.

At the finale party,
we saw Camille flirting

- with that prince.
- Oh, my God.

- [laughs]
- Aw.

(woman)
There's the other prince,
right there.

Let me tell you.

Any update?
Have you spoken to Camille?

Did anything happen there with...

She's in her palace now.
[laughs]

Well, she's in her
Camille Grammer Malibu palace,

or she's in a German palace?

You know what,
I did not even know

that whole little thing
happened.

I was a little taken aback
when I saw that, actually.

(Kim) I didn't either.

I was so in shock
when I saw them kissing.

(Brandi) I thought he was gay.

- I really did. I really did.
- [laughs]

Well, that doesn't mean
he's not.

Well, that's true. [laughter]

As far as we know, Camille
is not a German princess.

(woman)
I'm gonna make a phone call.

I think she's always been
a bit of a princess,

and a crown would
suit her perfectly.

I'm all for it.
I'm very supportive of that.

Marcy from Cherry Hill,
New Jersey, said,

"Brandi, you were
on Celebrity Apprentice,

so I have to know,
is Donald Trump's hair real?"

- It's real.
- It's real.

He does the comb forward
and the spray back.

He does.
It's a very complicated system.

- It's real though.
- Yes.

No love lost between you
and Kenya Moore.

- Absolutely not, no.
- Yes.

How would you describe her?

Very, very smart
and a little bit crazy and evil.

Yolanda, Gigi has become
the hottest model in the world.

[applause] - Bless her.

(Andy)
What is that like for you?
I mean...

You know, I'm just so proud.

You know, Bella, the same.
I mean, Bella...

Tonight they're both walking
in Tom Ford together, and...

Are they? Oh.

[all talking at once]

- Awesome.
- So they're going...

(Lisa V)
They're lovely girls, lovely.

You know, for me,
the most important thing

is that Gigi really takes Bella
under her wing right now,

and, you know,
it's a tough world.

You know, it's not
an easy business to be in

and being judged on the way
you look every day of the week.

You wrote on your Bravo blog...

You said, "I have lost
the ability to read, write,

"or even watch TV

"because I can't process
information

or any stimulation,
for that matter."

You had a serious relapse
with your Lyme disease.

Tell me what your life
is like day-to-day.

Do you really want
to talk about that?

[sobs]

(Andy)
Well, I mean, I want to know.

I think people really
want to know how you're doing.

You know, people care
about you, and...

I know. It's just... you know.

Just trying to weather
the storm, you know.

Just... my brain just needs
quiet and silence, and...

But I just pray every day

that maybe tomorrow
is a better day, you know?

You were in South Korea?

Because there they have,

you know, the freedom
to work with stem cells,

and you can't get
those treatments here,

and I think, with Lyme,
it takes antibiotics,

but it also takes
a lot of holistic treatment

to balance it out.

(Andy)
I know it was a real effort
for you to come here today,

so thanks for being here,

and hang in here
for as long as you can, okay?

Okay. Thank you.

Brandi, when we last saw you,
your dad was really ill.

- How's he doing?
- He's doing a lot better.

They may have to have
one more open heart surgery,

so, you know, it's just...

He can't do much,
and he's working on... you know,

even just, like, walking around
and stuff, so...

How are you two doing?

Are you two in touch...
You and Kim?

Yeah.

(Andy) Yeah? Okay.

One thing that I do just want
to point out is that,

Kyle, you and Kim actually
haven't spoken

in a few months, right?

Yes.

How long has it been?

- Three months.
- Three months?

Mm-hmm. A little more.

We definitely have some things
that we need to work on.

I don't think
the girls have helped.

I think they have definitely
instigated and made things

worse for us, so I think...

- Well...
- Yeah, they have.

Well, Brandi has.

I mean, everybody else
was trying to help.

I think Kyle and I
need to work on some stuff,

but it has to take place

outside the setting
with a therapist and, you know...

If we think it's something
we want to work on.

At this point, right now,

I am really okay
just the way things are.

This relationship, for me...

I mean, I'm happy in my life
today, is what I'm saying.

I'm very happy today in my life.

I miss you.
I miss my sister... a lot.

A whole lot.

Well, I'm... you know,

right now, I don't really know
what I want to do either,

but I do know that
if and when we do speak,

I'm only interested
in having honest conversations.

When you want to do that,
I would love to do that.

Okay. All right.

We are gonna lose Yolanda
at some point,

so I want to move on.

Whenever the ladies
aren't getting along,

you can count on the resident
Dutch beauty to play peacemaker.

Could Yolanda build one lasting
dream team this year,

or would she end up
throwing in the towel

by season's end?

Let's find out.

What happened?

Why did you guys
all get in a fight?

Kyle... she grabbed my hand,

and when she grabbed my hand,
something scratched me,

and I just got pissed.

We were standing there,
and she put her fist up

like she's gonna hit me.

When I was talking
to the girls, you know,

they're saying, "You know, well,
she's... Brandi's an angry drunk,

and she's drinking too much,
and we think she has a"...

- Who's saying this?
- Just the girls.

(Yolanda)
In Beverly Hills,
nobody really shows anymore

the true core of who
they are as a human being,

and I think that that,
to me, is important.

I took her for coffee,
this morning,

and I tried to say,
in the sweetest way possible...

Why the sweetest way?

What not tell her,
"You're out of [bleep] order"?

- Why didn't you tell her?
- No, I... I did.

I told her
that it's unacceptable.

I feel like I need to keep
trying to engage her

to not just show up every day
and be an ass[bleep].

You need to start
thinking before you speak.

We had this discussion
this morning,

and I already know that,
but that happened last night.

You [bleep] people
over and over.

You don't get to go like this
and hit people and go on...

- I didn't hit...
- [bleep] you. [bleep] you.

(Yolanda voice-over)
I don't want to deal with it
anymore.

I want to have a nice dinner,

and if they can't join me,
then I'll do it by myself.

Can we have the check please?

So, Yolanda, why do you think
you play peacemaker so much?

I'm not deciding
to play peacemaker.

It's just... I feel that I maybe
look at life a little different.

More with my heart...
With an open heart...

Rather than judgmental
in my head all the time.

Lisa V, what do you make
of Yolanda

kind of looking out for Brandi?

I think she makes excuses
for Brandi,

and sometimes when Brandi
does things, I feel that Yolanda

gives Brandi a pass,

and I don't, really,
quite understand that.

Well, I don't think
I give her a pass.

I think...
I don't make excuses for her,

and I think that it's very easy

for all of us to just
kick her to the curb,

you know, like a bag of trash,
and just move on with life,

and pretend we're all
so perfect and great.

But none of us are great,
and I think that...

Well, I also think
it's a different story

when you haven't been
on the receiving end also.

I just, in my heart,
feel that she needs all of us,

and I will not allow her
to push me to the side,

because that's what
everybody does.

I have to say, I have been
on the receiving end,

and I think there is a time

that you can forgive
and see the good as well.

So I have to disagree with that.

Like, there comes a time
in your life

that you do have to put
things aside

and see the good in somebody
and move forward, so...

And I did that too.
We had our issues

and worked through them,
and it happened again and again.

(Kim)
I understand,
but I'm just saying...

No, I'm saying,
from Yolanda's perspective,

she never really has,

and I don't know
how differently she'd feel

or handle it if something
happened to her like that.

(Lisa V)
Well, apart from the one remark
about Bella.

Those kind of low blows,
it's not acceptable.

(Andy) Coming up...

She's drinking.
She becomes aggressive,

and it might not be her problem,

but it sure ends up as ours.

(Kyle)
From Yolanda's perspective...

She's never really been
on the receiving end also,

and I don't know
how differently she would feel

or handle it if something
happened to her like that.

(Lisa V)
Well, apart from the one remark
about Bella.

You're saying,
"Am I an alcoholic?"

You've heard that
about your daughter.

You're now
personally attacking me...

- Oh, I'm not.
- About my daughter,

while I'm just trying
to help you with your friend.

- Oh, my gosh, I was not...
- Well, it is.

- I'm not attacking you.
- She's 17.

- You are.
- I'm not.

Those kind of low blows,
it's not acceptable.

Well, my way to react
was not to react.

Right.

Because I don't believe in
eye-for-an-eye, so when she's...

Well, I'm not saying
an eye-for-an-eye,

but I could still say,
"Hey, that is not...

I wasn't taking a low blow,
just so you know.

"That was not acceptable."

When you said that remark...

I was not taking a hit at her.
I was simply saying,

"When people are saying this
about your daughter,

and you know it's not true,
it still hurts."

Okay, my question is,
were people...

I've never heard
that about Bella.

Okay, were people saying that
about her daughter?

It was in blogs.
It was in magazines...

(Andy)
It was in blogs
that she had a DUI,

but it wasn't in blogs that
she had a problem with drinking.

Never, never.

No, you hit back at Yolanda...

- I did not.
- Because Yolanda said,

"Hey, we've got a problem"...
Just the way you hit back at me.

"We've got a problem
with your drinking"...

It did come off like that,
even though you...

- That's not how it was meant.
- Yes, it was.

And then you suddenly
did a low...

(Andy)
Okay, you didn't mean it
that way.

You gave her a low blow.

You gave her a low blow,
and you said,

"Well, what about Bella?"

Let's let Yolanda comment.

You know, when she said it...
When you said it to me...

I knew exactly
what you were doing.

(Lisa V) What was she doing?

You were trying to divert
your story to my daughter.

- Yes, exactly.
- Exactly.

And I consciously decided
not to go for it,

because my daughter
is 17 years old.

She's not an alcoholic,

and nobody's ever said
that about her, so...

Well, I'm 42,
and I'm an alcoholic,

but you can all say it about me?

You were talking
about her 17-year-old daughter.

[all speaking at once]

I was trying to help you.
I wasn't attacking you.

And Bella's 17
and didn't sign up for this.

No, and Bella also had
a glass of wine and a DUI...

(Kyle)
To bring her into it
wasn't fair.

And I've known Bella
since she's a little baby...

And she was comparing Bella's
activity or misdemeanor

or whatever it was... you know,
a misstep... to her drinking,

and that's not
a fair comparison.

If it had been me, I would
have said, "You know what?

"You stop right there.
You do not compare

what my daughter's been through
to your situation."

I didn't want to get off-topic.

It's already hard enough for me
to stick with...

Well, for some reason...
I understand. I understand.

My train of thought, so...

Well, Shelley
from Sydney, Australia, said,

"Why is it Yolanda's job
to try and fix Brandi?

Didn't she chide Lisa
last year for mothering her?"

It's not my job.

It's what I feel in my heart,
and I can't...

Sometimes you can't
justify that in your head.

It's just my feeling...
My compassion for her

as a human being.

She's somebody's daughter,
somebody's mother,

somebody's friend,

and I just don't think that
we all need to point out anymore

how dysfunctional
her mouth can be.

Jen from Wheeling,
West Virginia, said,

"Yolanda, was getting Brandi
to do a 21-day cleanse

your way of saying, 'I think
you have a drinking problem?'"

No, not at all.

I trusted when she says,
"I don't drink,"

that she doesn't drink.

I wanted her to show everybody

that she can be
21 days without alcohol.

How was the cleanse?

It was boring...
[Andy and Kim chuckle]

To be honest,
but here's the thing,

I have two children.
I'm a single mom.

There's a lot of times
I don't drink,

but when I'm around this group,

you kind of need alcohol
to deal with them.

Did you do the whole 21 days?

Absolutely. When I set my mind
to something, I do it, period.

And I lost seven pounds,
so it was great.

Yeah, but now
you're blaming your drinking

on being around this group.

That's not...
It's not just saying,

"I need a drink
to be around this group."

(Brandi) I like to have wine.

I'm not "blame"...
Drinking is not a problem.

(Lisa V)
You drink many times
without this group.

I mean, I'm just saying
that to point...

(Brandi)
Listen. People drink.
People smoke pot.

People do things here.

You're gonna keep
pointing that out,

it's gonna come
right back at you.

No, but I'm saying...
When you're saying, "Oh, well,

I have to drink to be around
these women," like it's our...

If you guys are all having
a drink, and I can't... I can't?

Never said you couldn't.

So then what's the problem?

Do you think you change
when you drink?

Of course. Who doesn't?

Do you think... Eileen said
that you're a mean drunk.

That when you drink,
you get mean.

How do you feel about that?

(Brandi)
I think it depends
on the company.

I mean, I can give you
a lap dance, if you want.

If you're nice.

You know what, can I say this?

My only experience is
what I see you do, Brandi.

I don't know how you are
with other people

or when you're drinking
with other people.

If I'm commenting
on your behavior,

I'm commenting on how
you're behaving in front of me

in my home.

Okay.

So, I mean, that's all
I can comment on.

And I have not ever said
you were an alcoholic.

I have no idea.

I do think that you can't
handle your alcohol well

from what I've seen.

You cross over into being
very aggressive...

- That's true.
- And bitchy and...

- No, that's not true though.
- Not nice.

Or you're very slurry,
and you want...

[chuckles] That's true.

You know, your whole thing
with Babyface.

It's just... there's just
this whole situation

of ugliness that happens.

Kim, how do you think
Brandi changes

when she's been drinking?

Sometimes she doesn't
change at all.

Sometimes she's fun.

Sometimes she gets
a little ornery.

[chuckles]

I think it just, like she said,

depends on who she's with
and the environment.

I've seen Brandi, over
the years, with her children.

Lovely. Not drinking.

I'm not contesting that at all.

I'm saying, often,
when we're out, she's drinking.

She becomes aggressive,
and it might not be her problem,

but it sure ends up as ours.

(Andy)
On a lighter note, the trip
to Amsterdam looked so great.

Did you really not remember
the guy at the windmill?

I swear to God
I didn't remember.

Oh, there was
a connection there.

Come on. I saw it. [laughter]

[both speaking Dutch]

[laughs]

- He was cute, Yolanda.
- So cute.

- He was cute.
- So cute.

Who? The guy
with the big shaggy beard?

Yes, I liked him.
I thought he was cute.

I know where his windmill is.

You need to go over there
and check it out.

Check out his windmill?

But, you know, I would have been
really happy

living in a windmill right now.

You should build a windmill
on your property.

Well, you... no, I want to buy
one there where I grew up.

(Andy)
Oh, you want to buy one there?

Yes.

Debbie from Fargo,
North Dakota, said,

"How can Bella,
who has professional movers

"and an interior decorator
for her freshman year apartment,

"really be expected
to learn her lesson

about drinking and driving?"

I don't think her carrying
her furniture on her back

is gonna teach her anything
about driving or not drinking.

Right.

What did you try
to teach Bella after the DUI?

That I love her unconditionally,

and no matter what mistake
she's going to make in life

or what comes down,
I've got her back.

I'm in her team.

There's so much more to Bella...

That's awesome. Love that.

Than a DUI.

I mean, she's such
an extraordinary human being,

and the lesson is for her
to learn within herself.

We are just normal people
like everybody else.

My children are no better
than anybody else...

Nobody's perfect.

Even the people
that live in Ohio.

We all have the same problems.

There was an article
on The Daily Beast,

and it was specifically
about you.

This doctor wrote
that he was worried

that you were receiving
erroneous treatment

and could possibly
be misdiagnosed.

What was your reaction
to that article?

Well, you know,
there's people in my family

that deny my disease.

That hurts.

Some stranger trying to doubt
what I go through

doesn't mean anything to me,

because he's never even
seen my medical files.

He doesn't know what
he's talking about.

Some ass[bleep] saying

that I'm not sick
doesn't mean anything.

Okay.

How are you feeling right now?

- I need to go to bed.
- Yeah.

- Aw.
- Yeah.

(Andy)
Okay, before I let you go,

is there anything else
about the season

or these women
or yourself that you want

to get off your chest
before you leave?

You know what, I honestly feel

that we, as a team...
As the dream team...

I really feel
that we thrived this season.

And I feel that... you know,
I'm excited to hopefully get...

You know, get well

and get back around the table
and really grow from here.

Life today is very lonely,
you know?

We all need a community.

We all need to look out
for each other.

I hope we can do that
with you feeling your best.

We all wish a good recovery
for you.

- Thank you.
- Get some rest.

Thank you. Thank you.

We'll be back with more
after this.

(Andy) Coming up...

"Hi, I'm Lisa Rinna." [laughs]

Welcome back

to The Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills Reunion.

There's a lot I could say
about this new housewife:

Actress and hustler.
Mother of two.

Married to a Hollywood hunk.

But you don't
have to hear it from me.

Her lips will speak
for themselves.

Here is Lisa Rinna.

Red leather. Yellow leather.
Red leather. Yellow leather.

Wing away. Wing away.
Wing away. Wing.

[babbling]

As an actor, you've got to get
these lips in action,

or you're fumbling your words.

Oh, this is a good part for me.

She's trying to stay
youthful and relatable...

(both) With highlights.

(Lisa R voice-over)
I'll do anything to make a buck.

I don't say no very much.
I say yes.

(man)
Lisa has tried on
and is currently wearing...

[laughs]

The new Depends Silhouette
for Women.

Okay, so... Oregon.

The house sold,

and I have to go up
and just get my stuff out.

(Lisa R voice-over)
I just belong in a big city.

Like, I didn't belong
in Medford, Oregon.

A lot of people
are chub chubs here.

Fast food is king here.

Hi, Daddy. How are you doing?

My dad is 92,
which is a miracle in itself.

He's really strong though.

He just, like,
fights through it,

because I think
he doesn't want to leave my mom.

- Bye-bye, house.
- Let's get your stuff.

- Here's my purse.
- Oh.

I can't imagine I'm not
gonna be seeing it again.

What I'm realizing is,
I'm now the adult,

and I now am taking care
of my parents.

You don't prepare for that.

You're never ready for it.

[chuckles]

Good.

Mmm.

Aw, it was so sweet seeing you
visit your parents in Oregon.

How are they doing?

Well, my dad's actually
in the hospital right now.

He's got pneumonia, and...
For the third time in a year.

You know, it's just
one day at a time.

It's just... I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know.

[chuckles]

(Andy) Yeah.

Donna from Toledo, Ohio, said,

"When I saw Lisa Rinna's
two kids say Medford

"was full of chub chubs,
my heart sank.

"Is it possible raising
your kids in Beverly Hills

has made them insensitive
to the rest of the world?"

You know, that was not a moment

that I don't think
any of us were proud of.

Delilah was horrified
that she had said that.

That's, you know, not right
to judge other people,

so that was a tough moment.

Devin from Portland, Maine,
said, "Lisa Rinna,

"you said you got paid more
to do that Depends ad

"than anything you've ever done,

so, Lisa, how much did you make
on that commercial?"

Well, I made a lot.

I prefer not to say
the exact number,

but more than I've ever made

doing anything, ever,
in my life.

Seven figures?

- Oh, yeah.
- Really?

I'm wearing that thing on
my head next year, by the way.

Exactly. [laughter]

- Wow.
- I'll do it naked.

Unbelievable. Sign me up.

You can't even really
see them either.

You can't.
That's the whole point.

[laughter] Exactly.

"Hi, I'm Lisa Rinna."
I was like...

Honey, you'd have put 'em
on your head.

You'd have walked down
the street.

I'm telling you right now,

after what you're telling me,
I get it.

Kim, would you do
anything for a buck?

Where do you stand
with Lisa Rinna's...

No.
I don't do anything for a buck.

Do you think
you're more discerning

when you take jobs than Rinna?

100%.

I'm a little...
A little more, um...

What? More... sophisticated?

I have a little more pride
than you do.

[stammers] Pride?

I think that you would go a step
further than maybe I would.

How do you know that though?

I don't know. I'm saying,
by your personality,

you might go
a step further than I would.

You did "Diving With The Stars."

- [laughs]
- That was... that was bad.

You know, I ran into
Terrell Owens not too long ago,

and he's like, "Have you done
any diving lately?"

I'm going,
"Not in your life, man."

Excuse me, you didn't do
any diving

on "Diving With The Stars."

You just, like,
jumped off the thing.

Oh, I went backwards, Andy.

- Oh, you did.
- Backwards.

- That was amazing.
- Are you kidding me?

On the high dive.
The highest one you can go.

I will say
that I turned that down,

so there is something
that I say no to.

That's the only reality show
you've turned down.

- That was scary.
- Well...

[laughs]

(Brandi)
The dancing one.
The singing one.

Yeah.
Dancing, singing, Celebrity...

(both) Apprentice.
- What was singing?

- Sing Your Face Off.
- No.

- Oh, yeah. Oh, I... oh.
- There's a lot.

- You're a singer?
- Yeah.

With those lips,
she can bellow, baby.

You should have seen her
dressed as Justin Bieber.

- That was hilarious.
- It was pretty funny.

Okay, Beth from Kansas City,
Missouri, said, "Wow, Lisa.

"You never seem to have trouble
speaking your mind.

"What did the other ladies make

of her being so open
and honest?"

I think it's a good thing
to be honest.

I wish it was more...
Not just in her interviews

and more all the time.

I do think Lisa...
Love her dearly,

and I've said this to her...

Is sometimes a people pleaser,
and I've said that.

Yeah, I mean,
it's a big deal for me

to even be here
speaking my mind.

I've come a long way.

I was told to never have
a feeling ever,

and never speak it ever.

Who told you
to have that attitude?

My parents.

Like, I grew up with...
You don't have feelings.

You just don't say it.

You don't have an opinion.

Maybe I go too far sometimes.

I'm learning how to, you know,
regulate it, I guess.

(Andy)
Jody from Philadelphia,
Pennsylvania, said,

"Lisa, sweetheart,
you are too skinny.

"Please let me come over
and make you some lasagna

"before you pass out.

Does Lisa feel pressure to stay
thin living in Beverly Hills?"

Well, I am too thin...
Or I was too thin at that point.

My parents being sick just
really took me, you know, down.

I've always been really healthy.

I've always been
the same weight.

I've worked out my whole life,

and then I got sick
at Christmas,

and I lost 8 pounds.

But I am healthy,

and I appreciate their concern,
but I've never had

an eating disorder,
and I'm all good.

(Eileen)
You've always been thin.

I've known you since
way back in the day,

and you've always had just
a very naturally thin physique.

(Lisa R)
I just do.
And I did get too thin.

Very athletic.

I will be honest.

And so I'm trying
to put it back on.

(Andy)
Brandi, you've said
you thought Lisa was too thin.

Do you think she has
food issues, or she just...

I'm not gonna make
that judgment call on her.

I think she's thin, yes.

Does she still have a cute
little butt and boobs?

Yes. But for me to say

just 'cause she doesn't eat
when I'm around her...

I'm not gonna say
she has a eating disorder.

(Andy)
You're saying it
to prove a point.

Right.

(Andy)
Because what you're saying is,

you're not gonna make
a judgment on her,

but you feel like she's
made judgments on you?

Absolutely.
The times I've been around you,

you didn't eat,
but for me to say

you have an eating disorder,

that's irresponsible,
because I don't know that.

And concurrently,
to finish the thought...

- Right.
- What you're saying is...

For anyone here to say
that I have a drinking problem...

It can be a little bit
hypocritical

when you guys throw out
these giant judgments.

I don't have an eating disorder.

I appreciate your concern.

Great. Good.

I have always been
the same weight.

- I'm really healthy, so...
- I never said you did.

You actually texted me that
I was anorexic, but that's okay.

- Okay, well...
- You did.

Did you text her
that she was anorexic?

If we were joking around,
texting, possibly...

You weren't joking.

You said you wouldn't want to be
with an anorexic old hag.

- Those were your exact words.
- What? Excuse me?

- Yeah.
- No, that's not what I said.

I'm sorry, but it is
what you said.

Okay, when... when...

First of all,
I may have called you anorexic,

but I was comparing it
to when you said I was a drunk.

I never said you were a drunk,
actually.

It's the same... you did.

You admit yourself
that you drink too much.

You say that, so why are you
all of a sudden saying...

On occasion.

At the final party, you said,
"No, I'm drunk half the time."

- You said...
- What?

You said that at the final
party, it's on the show.

When I'm around you guys
and I'm socializing,

if I have a few drinks,
who cares?

What does that have to do with...

Quit saying
"around you guys," Brandi.

You do that without us
all the time.

She doesn't throw up
on the show.

- She's not bulimic.
- Really?

Are you with me
when you're not with me?

I've seen things online.

Great. Okay, from my birthday?

You don't get drunk
on your birthday?

Or you just smoke pot? Got it.

No, I actually didn't
on my birthday.

Yeah, no. All right, yeah.

I don't walk around naked with
a tampon string hanging out.

'Cause you don't get
your period anymore, bitch.

(Andy) Coming up...

How do you live with yourself?
You know, honestly?

How do you?
You are one sick [bleep].

[bleep].

Okay. I want to take a break.

We'll be right back.

(man) Okay. Thank you.

(man)
Everybody, we're gonna
keep the mics on the fabric,

but I'll take the packs.

(Andy) Can Brandi have a water?

(Lisa R)
I want a water too please.

(Andy) And Lisa Rinna.

Everybody wants a water.

(Eileen) Thank you.

(Andy) Oh, you know what?

God, you know what
I would really like

is some caffeinated tea.

(woman) Something caffeinated?

Yeah, yeah, with a little milk.

(Lisa V) I want a cup of tea.

How come he's got a cup of tea?
I need a cup of tea.

John, can I have a cup of tea?

No, Lisa. It's too late.

Why?

(Andy)
You should have asked before.

[chuckles]

(Lisa V)
Can I have a little cup of tea?

(man) Clear the set.

(Lisa V)
I could have a little sip.

[Lisa groans]

(man) Five, four, three...

(Andy) We are back.

[Lisa V sighs]

We are back with more

of The Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills Reunion.

I'm Andy Cohen.

At the end of last season,

Brandi and Lisa's friendship
seemed irreparable,

but this year, we watched
as Brandi tried to nestle

back into Lisa's warm embrace.

Would Lisa open her arms or
give Brandi the cold shoulder?

Watch.

[cell phone jingling]

Hello?

Hello, Lisa?
It's Brandi. How are you?

We haven't talked in a while,
and I was hoping

just to, like, get back on track
with our friendship.

(Brandi voice-over)
Ken and Lisa were
like family to me.

It really sucked
to have them just walk away

when things got rough.

No, no, no.

She burned that bridge.

She loves me.

No, she doesn't.

It's the olive branch.

My beautiful tree.

It's an olive branch.

Thank you.

(Lisa V voice-over)
I'd like to actually tie her up
with this olive branch

and leave her on the tree.

You know what?

I can't be the friend
that you want.

(Brandi voice-over)
She can never admit to ever
being wrong or doing wrong,

and saying sorry would mean
she's somehow imperfect.

If we're all
in the same situation...

- Okay.
- I'm happy to be...

friendly with you.

Fine, that's all I ask for.

You know what would really
make it up to me?

If you got up and sang
a song on your own.

(Lisa V voice-over)
I know Brandi actually
hates singing,

and I know she can't sing,
so let's see how much

she's willing to put herself out
for my birthday.

♪♪ What you need to do ♪♪

[laughs]

♪♪ Is just say ♪♪

♪♪ Sorry ♪♪

♪♪ So... ♪♪

♪♪ rry ♪♪

[laughter]

Look at this. This is so cute.

Oh, God, no.

What's the point of that?

(Lisa V voice-over)
This kind of reminds me
of the old days.

Brandi and I used to have
a laugh together.

Sometimes she makes me giggle.

If you hit me,
I'll hit you back.

Okay, pick on somebody
your own size.

- Go on. Go.
- I'm ready. No, do it.

Pick on somebody your own...

- Ooh.
- No.

- No, that's wrong.
- Do it.

(Lisa V voice-over)
It just goes too far with her.

It just always goes too far.

Lot to discuss.
Let's start at the beginning.

You started the year
on the outs,

and things seemed to get better

before kind of
falling apart again.

How did you feel about Lisa
going into the season?

What did you want from her?

(Brandi)
You know, I went into it
with high hopes

and wanting...
And willing to do anything.

And I proved that I would.
I sang.

I gave her
a beautiful birthday present.

I was insulted by her
at her birthday

over and over again.

Like, what more can you do?
It is what it is.

Like, if you don't want
to be my friend,

you don't want to be my friend.

(Andy)
Lisa, you met Brandi's parents

at her housewarming party,
and her mom said,

"Brandi's always messing up
and then apologizing,"

and you said,
"I blame the parents."

I was actually joking,
but let me go backwards.

Her mother has been to dinner
at my restaurant with me.

I've met her at Brandi's house.

It wasn't like
a new relationship,

and I jokingly said,
"I blame the parents,"

and I apologize if they
interpret it the wrong way.

Maybe I shouldn't have
said it, but...

(Andy)
You know, Lisa,
at the finale party,

you were pretty hard on Brandi.

You said it wasn't your job

to comfort her
about her sick dad.

I wasn't talking to her
at that time.

I wouldn't be calling her up.

But, like, proper human beings...

Like, that's what you do,
you reach out...

Well, you're not really a great
example of proper etiquette.

Excuse me. Excuse me.

You reach out,
even if we're not talking.

- Really?
- Yes, and you say, "Listen.

I'm there for you.
Hope all is well."

Like she did. Like she did.
Like she did.

- Would that be honest?
- Like they all did.

Would that be being honest

when you're not even
speaking to someone?

- "I'm there for you."
- No.

To make a bull[bleep]
fake call like that?

"I hope your father
doesn't die"?

Obviously, we can hope
the best for him.

It doesn't mean we say, "I'll be
here for you if you need me."

Don't say "be there"...
Say, "I hope your dad doesn't"...

No, you said, "I'm here
if you need me."

Well, whatever.
Not those exact words.

But, you know,
just to reach out and say,

"Listen, I hope
everything's fine."

(Andy)
Channing from Burlington,
Vermont, said,

"Lisa quickly made up
with Kyle and Yolanda,

"but she really
made Brandi work hard.

"It seems like there are
one set of rules for Brandi

and another for everybody else."

(Lisa V) With Brandi, I really...

And I've always said
I really did kind of enjoy her

and love her to...
You know, at the beginning,

and then she just goes too far.

She just makes references.

When we were all out shopping...

Oh, sh...

And we were trying
to mend bridges

because of what had gone down,
we said, "Okay"... no, we were.

And we were having a nice time
when we were out.

Then she said that thing.

She said, "Kyle said
you were having an affair

with your trainer."

- Your friend Kyle...
- Yes?

She also told me you were having
an affair with your trainer.

I've never had a trainer
in my life.

So that's your girlfriend.

Just letting you know,
your "best friend."

You asked me what she said,
and I told you.

She said that you were bankrupt,
that you lived in Calabasas,

that you were having an affair
with your trainer.

(Kyle)
This is a classic example
of you twisting stories.

No, this is exactly
what you told me.

- It's a classic example.
- It's not a classic...

- This is what you do.
- No, that is what you told me.

- This is what you do.

- Are you really?
- Yes.

You... how do you
live with yourself?

How do you?
You are one sick [bleep].

No, honestly, you are
[bleep] such a liar.

- I really don't know...
- Yeah.

- You don't smoke pot.
- Just look at the track record.

- You don't smoke pot, right?
- Just look at the track record.

Never smoked pot?
You're [bleep] crazy.

- You're a sick [bleep].
- Stop. Stop.

Okay.

You hate so many people.
Where does your hate come from?

- I don't hate anyone.
- I want to know,

- what did I ever do to you?
- Actually, I kind of hate you.

What did I ever do to you?

I don't know what I did
to you ever, okay?

(Brandi)
Hello, what have you ever done
to me?

You got physical with me,

number one, which I don't want
to be in the middle...

No, Brandi,
don't be a drama queen.

Oh, please. Oh, come on.

You're always looking for drama.

Oh, my God. You're right.
You didn't grab me.

You blocked me,
and I pushed your arm away

- to get to my sister.
- I didn't grab you.

You don't grab somebody.

You're saying that,
and then you're happy

to slap me 'round the chops.

You were not gonna fight. You...

(Kyle)
Yeah, you're right, so let's...

You can slap people,
throw a drink,

but I can't push my arm down
to get to my sister?

(Brandi)
You don't get to touch me.
No, you don't.

Oh, yeah, 'cause nobody gets to,

but you can slap Lisa
in the face.

- You don't get to touch me.
- You hate me you just said.

- Oh, my God.
- Because I pushed your arm down

to get to my sister
who I was worried about.

No, I hate you,
'cause you're horrible.

(Kyle)
No. Okay, well, that's fine.

I hate you 'cause
you're a horrible liar.

It's actually a compliment
to me that you don't like me,

because I have nothing in common
with you and think

you are one of the most vile
human beings

I've ever met in my life,
actually.

You as well.
I feel the same way.

Great, so thank God I don't
have to look at your face.

All right.
Stop talking to me then.

(Andy) Let me go forward.

[bleep] [bleep].

- Jaime from Rapid...
- You're so disgusting.

- Wait, what?
- What did you just say

- that I missed?
- What?

Did you just say something
that I missed?

What did you just call Kyle?

A [bleep].

Okay.

(Andy)
Now that... I'm just curious,
for the other women.

Now that you've seen the slap,

and you've seen the context
and what led up to it,

did it seem
less of a deal to you?

It did, however, I totally
understand what she was feeling,

'cause as she keeps
pointing out,

it wasn't a big slap.

- You can clearly see that.
- It wasn't.

But it just felt
like a violation,

and same thing, I realize
she threw this much wine at me,

and yet it felt like
a very weird violation.

I can't explain it.

Well, you were in tears,
and I was in tears.

(Eileen)
Exactly. It's a very strange
thing to happen to you.

(Lisa V)
Both things provoke
the same reaction.

Well, I think everybody's
feelings are valid.

You know, I understand
that, you know,

it was a really emotional trip,

so I can see how even if
it was play at first,

it was a violation for Lisa,
because it is physical.

It is something that
you don't normally expect.

And also, she just said,
like, ten minutes before,

"Oh, and you've slept
with half of L.A." Me.

Listen, if anyone at this table

wants help with sleeping
with half of L.A.... I'm kidding.

[chuckles]

You think I really think that?

You still said it.

You say a lot of things.

I... you know.

You have said the rudest things
to me, since you arrived.

- When have... what have...
- About Andre.

You're a really good kisser.

- Yeah, last night was good?
- Yeah.

Tonight's gonna be better.
I told you.

[laughs]

Oh, my God, then it's all
gonna get back to Max. I mean...

Dutch boys don't kiss and tell.

This one will, he'll squeal like
a little piglet, if you ask me.

[laughter]

Have you seen the hot Dutch guy
since then?

We've talked, and we've Skyped,
and he wants to come visit.

- Really?
- Yeah.

Okay.

Which was Max's best friend,
who's 22.

- Come on.
- He's 23.

To me, it's disgusting.

How long have you known
that kid?

Well, since he was, like, seven,
and he was Max's best friend.

Well, guess what.
I [bleep] him, and it was great.

(Lisa V)
Okay, good.
Well, I'm sure you did.

- [laughs]
- Jesus!

Yes. Listen, I'm happy for you.

Yeah, you've had
23-year-olds, right?

I... yes, fantastic.
I'm happy for you.

- Great. Mazel.
- Mazel to you.

- Listen, it's great.
- Thanks.

You were on vacation.
You're single.

Right?

You know what he said to me?
He said, "Oh, no, Lisa.

I didn't have sex with her
because she was too drunk."

That's what he said
to me outside.

- No, he didn't.
- Yes, he did.

He spent two nights with me.
We had sex both nights.

That is what he said to me.

It's mean to say that
or to make it up.

- No, it's not.
- It is mean.

- I don't make things up.
- It's mean.

That's what he said
to me outside,

before we went
to the banana bar.

Since when do you have
such high standards

about saying mean things?

No, no, hold on a second.

I'm just letting her know
she's calling me mean,

and all she's done
since we've arrived is be mean.

No.

I think you're just pissed that
he didn't want to [bleep] you.

(Lisa R)
No, that's not right.
You know what, Brandi?

Oh, you are disgusting.

- Disgusting.
- That's not okay.

You and your filthy mouth
just saying that...

He called me on my phone,
"Lisa, come out.

Lisa, come out with us,"
and I said, "Absolutely not."

Oh, so he did
want to [bleep] you?

- Oh, don't be ridiculous.
- He did want to [bleep] you.

- Okay.
- I don't know what he wants.

Just as long as it's
cleared up. He wanted it.

- All right, okay.
- All right, cleared up.

- Oh, you're disgusting.
- You're disgusting.

(Andy)
Okay, Jamie from Rapid City,
South Dakota said,

"Brandi did everything
Lisa asked of her.

"She apologized.
She reached out.

"She invited her
to her housewarming.

"She made a real effort,

so why did Lisa
keep her at arm's length?"

Because after what went down
last year, her saying,

"Oh, you're bankrupt.
Oh, you're this.

Oh, you knew that your house
was gonna be burnt down."

Trying to get in the middle
of our friendship.

Sitting there in the boat.
The way she says,

"Oh, you've slept
with everybody."

Jokingly, usually it's...
But it still puts it out there,

and then she gets
into this physical thing.

"Kiss me. Kiss me."
When she slapped me,

I wasn't like I was
hit by Mike Tyson.

- It wasn't that.
- Right.

I didn't want to make it
a bigger deal,

but I felt violated,
and I just felt...

Did I not apologize right away,
and say, "Hit me back?"

But it doesn't matter.

But were we not joking around?

I don't want to hit you back.

Okay, but we were joking around,
and we weren't having...

No, but we weren't
joking around, Br...

We were. You can see clearly...

- She takes it further.
- Well, it seemed like...

She takes it one step further.

We were having fun.

It seemed like almost...
Forgive the comparison,

but it's almost like
you're playing with your dog,

and, all of a sudden,
your dog bites you by mistake.

Yeah, exactly.

- You know what I mean?
- Exactly.

[bleep] you.

(Andy)
No, but I... no.
I mean, it's like...

Who says that?

No, I mean, you're playing,
and then it goes

one step too far.

- No.
- No?

No, that's bull[bleep].
You don't say that.

I've taken enough abuse
since I've been here.

I'm not gonna take it
from you too.

(Andy) Coming up...

What do you think the future
holds for you two?

She'll probably end up
throwing a drink in my face

or slapping me.

It's almost like
you're playing with your dog,

and all of a sudden,
your dog bites you, by mistake.

- Yeah.
- [bleep] you.

No, but I... no.
I mean, it's like...

Who says that?

No, I mean you're playing, and
then it goes one step too far.

- No.
- No?

No, that's bull[bleep].
You don't say that.

I've taken enough abuse
since I've been here.

I'm not gonna take it
from you too.

I'm not... I'm actually
making your point.

- Playing with your dog?
- No, it's an analogy.

- It's an analogy.
- Uh-uh.

If you're frolicking
with someone...

If you're frolicking, and then
someone gets hurt by mistake...

(Lisa V)
It's an analogy. Yeah, exactly.

I actually was defending you.

That was not a defense.

- Okay, well...
- Well, it was... You're right.

Do you want to say your side
of the story about the slap?

- No.
- I don't know if you did.

I think that Lisa is beating
this thing to death.

Because you never take
responsibility for anything.

I knew the second that
that happened you were gonna

- take this and run with it.
- Oh, you're so ridiculous.

- No, it's so true.
- You are so ridiculous.

- It's true.
- Let me ask you this.

Do you think she overdid it?

Yeah, the second it happened,
it gave her a reason

and a right to hate me forever.

Well, you gave her that reason.

- Yeah.
- You gave her that reason

the second you slapped her.
What do you expect?

No, because it was a joke.

It wasn't a joke.

It was a really nasty situation
at that time.

I think initially,
she was upset, obviously,

and I knew it, and I'm like,
"Okay, that sucked,"

'cause we were having
a good time,

and the next day,
with everything that happened,

I'm like, "Oh, wow,
she's just gonna take this one

to the bank," and she did,

and she's still talking
about it. I mean...

(Andy)
Well, I asked her about it.

No, I did not make
a big deal out of it.

Okay.

(Andy)
When it happened, it seemed like

the two of you were
playing around.

We were.

No, no. She was like, "Come on,

I want to kiss you,"
and I was like, "Stop. Stop."

She had a couple of drinks.
"Stop. Stop. Get...

Stop, stop, stop."
She gets a bit physical.

"I don't want to kiss you."
Then she slapped me.

She always goes too far.

Let me ask you a question.
Do you think

that she meant it maliciously
when she did it?

- No, no, no.
- And she said that right away.

I mean, do you think
she was trying to...

She said that right away.

She said she didn't mean it
to be malicious.

She didn't mean it maliciously,

but the fact is, it just changed

the whole dynamic
of the friendship again.

(Andy)
Kyle, you said on the show
the only thing Lisa

holds on to more than Giggy
is a grudge.

How do you think
she treated Brandi?

Well, I have told Lisa
she can hold a grudge sometimes,

but I do believe that at times
she's very justified.

I will say I cannot blame her

for not wanting to continue
a friendship with Brandi,

and if we call that a grudge,
then I hold one too.

(Andy) Okay, Lisa and Brandi,

what do you think the future
holds for you two? I mean...

Separate lives.

Yeah. Not interested.

I wish her well with the boys,
and everything.

Can you guys have fun again,
do you think?

No, because she'll probably
end up throwing a drink

in my face or slapping me.

I'm not interested
in that kind of friendship.

[laughs] Watch your back.

Well, yeah, trust me.

- I'm sure I have to.
- You do.

I thought
you were gonna attack her,

like you said on your podcast

that you wanted to beat me up
when you saw me.

I would love to.

In my head,
I've done it a million times.

Classic.

(Andy)
Next week,
the reunion continues.

I do think that you can't
handle your alcohol well.

- [bleep] you.
- [bleep] you.

I've never told the real story.

About my child?

- Yep.
- Oh, wow.

You want me to tell?

I don't really want
to get involved,

but I kind of feel like
if I don't,

if something happened,
that would not be good.

Who do you think dropped
the F-bomb the most?

[laughter]

It's called assault
and battery, bitch.

No, it's not.
I didn't touch her.

Yes, it is.
You threw a glass down.

- It got all over me!
- Well, didn't you tell me

you were gonna knock my teeth
down my throat?

Have I done it yet?

- What?
- You're horrible!

- I can't even look at her.
- I'm just gonna leave.

I'm gonna leave.

I love you as my sister.

As a person, right now,
I don't like you.

I agree.

(Lisa R)
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