The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (2010–…): Season 5, Episode 21 - Reunion Part Two - full transcript

(Andy)
Tonight, the reunion continues.

I do think that you can't
handle your alcohol well.

Fááá you.

Brandi does whatever
she fáááing wants,

and we're all supposed to
forgive her

and pretend it never happened.

Life isn't like that.

- Do you want to talk about it?
- Come on.

Tell us. What did he do?

- You heard he had an affair?
- Did he have an affair?

What'd he do?



(Lisa V)
If he's only working
four or five shifts a week,

then why should I be paying
his electricity bill?

No, he can work
a few more shifts,

and he can take a cold shower,
and light a candle.

My boys have been doing
their own laundry

since they were 13.

Oh, you're all just trying
to make me look bad.

- No, no, no. [laughter]

You've had the same hairdo
for 20 years.

[laughter]

I don't really
want to get involved,

but I kind of feel like
if I don't,

if something happened,
that would not be good.

I don't feel
like I really owe you an apology



after what you've done to me.

You're so fáááing mean.

Just leave me alone.

It is part two

of The Real Housewives of
Beverly Hills reunion.

I'm Andy Cohen.

Who's been watching Eileen
on soaps before they met her?

Me.

You are quite well-known
on daytime television...

All your years
on Days of Our Lives,

all your years
on Young and the Restless.

Why join The Real Housewives?

You know, I was ready
to do something different.

I think I've done
about everything

I could in daytime TV.

How many chances do you get
to do something

completely out of
your comfort zone?

A whole nother arena,
scared the crap out of me,

and, you know,
that was very enticing.

As soon as I knew I was afraid,

and I was afraid of what people
would think about me,

it made me want to do it, 'cause
I'm like, "I'm not gonna be

this age and be scared
of what people think about me."

It pissed me off.

Coming in, blocking a scene,

memorizing your lines,
and doing the scene.

Now you come in.

You don't have a script.

No one tells you where to stand.

No one tells you what to think.

[laughs]

- Mm-hmm.
- What's that like?

Oh,
it was weird in the beginning.

I mean, the first... I think I was
hanging back going, "Holy crap."

Having been in the limelight
for over three decades,

Eileen has
her fair share of fans.

But with Brandi,
Eileen learned that a super fan

doesn't always turn
into a super friend.

- Let's see why.
- [laughs]

Are you going back to
Young and the Restless?

I'm going back to
Young and the Restless.

Okay, first of all,
congratulations on the Emmy.

- I got to go there first.
- Aw.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Would you like me to...
Can I just hold it while we...

Sure. It's heavy, right?

(Eileen)
Being nominated for an Emmy

is just fantastic... to get
acknowledgement like that.

I snagged it.

Whoo! [laughs]

Winning is, um, slightly better.

(Brandi)
By the way, obsessed with Days
of Our Lives for a long time.

- Oh, my God.
- No, I really...

- Marlena, John Black.
- John Black.

Brandi is kind of
bordering on super fandom.

I just think we were meant
to be together.

(Eileen) Vinny and I are too.

He was married when you met him,
right?

We both were.

I'm not, like,
the scorned woman police,

but it's hard for me
not to feel mad.

She's a whore on TV.

Show me how you do it when you...

- Yeah. Do what you did today.
- I can't do that.

- You were...
- What do you... how do you do...

I can't do it. I need a script.

(Eileen)
I don't want to play this game.

I don't want to re-enact a scene
from the show.

(Lisa R) You won an Emmy.

- [screams]
- Brandi!

(Yolanda) Why did you do that?

[dramatic music]

Peace offering. I'm very sorry.

(Eileen) Very weird...
I mean, a nice gesture

in a really kind of weird way.

It's like a kiss and a slap
at the same time.

(Vince)
Big slick's out in front.

Big slick... I mean, I feel like
I want to have sex with him.

(Vince) You need a six to win.
You need a seven to win.

- Maybe not.
- You need an eight.

There was a lot of cussing,
and, like, my son's upstairs,

and you kept...
It kind of started feeling

a little disrespectful.

If she thinks fáááing
saying the word fááá

is fáááing provocative, then she
needs to get out a little more.

(Eileen voice-over)
I think Brandi needs
a thesaurus so she can,

like, find out some other ways
of expressing herself.

Listen, if anyone at this table

wants help
with being a home wrecker...

Don't fáááing
call me a home wrecker.

Did Eileen sleep with a married
man while she was married?

She did.
That's called "home wrecking."

I know a lot about it.

(Eileen)
Don't bring it up, Brandi.

Okay. Lots to discuss.

Carol from New Orleans said,

"Brandi, you were a fan
of Eileen's before you met her.

What do you think of her
without a script?"

I don't really think of her.

What were your first
impressions of Brandi?

You know, I was really...
I thought she was funny.

I was really open-minded
about her.

In fact, the night that were
at Loews having that dinner,

we were having
a great conversation.

And then the wine thing
happened,

and it was just... [sighs]

That kind of put
a kink in things.

Let's put it that way.

What would make you go, "Hey,

I'm gonna throw a glass of wine
in her face?"

What were you thinking
when you threw the wine?

I guess I just wasn't thinking.

Caught in a moment.

The wine thing started off as,
"Oh, I'm a fan."

And then, in her interviews...
Brandi... it was about,

oh, I met my husband when
we were married to other people.

And that became,
like, your thing with me.

I'm like, "Okay."
I didn't know you felt that way

until I started seeing it.
I was like, "Oh, my God."

And then I realized
it'd gotten leaked,

and people were then calling
my husband's ex-wife

from different tabloids.

I had to have conversations
with my children.

- What?
- With my children.

- I had to let them know.
- I read it online.

- I had to let them know...
- It was out there.

(Eileen)
It wasn't on the show
with you throwing the wine

and then saying it
in your interview.

How did I... I read it online.

(Eileen) I know that, Brandi,

but saying it in an interview
and making it this,

and saying that...
Calling me names...

Brandi, why do you
do the things you do?

Why do you say hurtful things?

What happened to you as a child?

Nothing.
I had a great childhood.

So don't go there.
My parents are amazing.

[stammering]
I just wanted to know.

Still together, in love, happy.

(Lisa R)
I want to know, at our lunch,
what happened,

and why do you act the way
you do?

Her parents are great,
I have to say.

- But you're not a therapist.
- Amazing.

- I've met...
- You're not a therapist.

I'm not, but I'm around this,

and I can ask... behavior.

You could ask me too.

Could I... can I say something,

since this actually started
with my whole thing?

When the tabloids called
my husband's ex-wife,

you know what she said?

"Eileen and I are great friends.

She's an amazing stepmother."

- That's great.
- And she hung up.

And I'm hanging up
on you and this topic...

- That's great. Okay.
- 'Cause I'm sick of it.

And if I can tell you one thing,

try to make things better
with your husband's new wife

because...
For your children's sake.

First of all, you don't know
anything about that.

That's all I'm saying.
I'm not saying
you got to forgive.

I'm not saying
you got to love her.

- I agree with you.
- That's all I'm saying.

We're on a good track,
so you might...

(Eileen)
Good, I'm happy to hear it.
Happy to hear it.

I'm just saying these things...
That's why it's best just

to stay out of people's business
if you don't know.

Was that a trigger for you,
knowing how she met Vince?

Is that... did that upset you?

I don't have any friends
that would fool around.

I mean, I had one friend

that was having an affair
with a married man,

and I dropped her as a friend
because I...

So you're the moral compass
of the show?

- No, I never said I was.
- Okay.

- So you're not judgmental?
- I never said that I wasn't.

(Eileen)
So everybody else
is judgmental?

- We're all judgmental.
- Then shut the fááá up.

- No, fááá you.
- Fááá you.

I'm not shutting the fááá up.
He asked me a question.

- Well, you should.
- I'm gonna answer it.

You talk too much,
and that's your problem.

(Andy) So back to the wine.

She apologized to you
for throwing the wine.

Right.

Did you erase it,
or was it still there?

I went, "Oh, crap." That's...

- It freaked you out.
- "That's who these people are."

- It freaked you out.
- Right.

She didn't let it go
is what she's saying.

(Eileen) Because of what you
said in your interviews.

The soap fan
I didn't care about.

I did accept your apology.

Then, when I realized
it wasn't sincere

and that you were just saying
that, and it was really

about how I met my husband,
I went, "Oh, okay.

So she's not sorry at all."
And you weren't being honest.

- I was being honest.
- And you were being judgmental.

- Yes, we're all judgmental.
- Not to my face.

Not to my face. Not to my face.

So you described Eileen's
house decor as "American"...

I did say,
"Oh, so you're a home wrecker?"

I did say that to your face.

And my husband said,
"You're actually...

You're a home maker."

No, you're a home wrecker.

Because I've got a great
family, thank you very much.

(Brandi) Great. Okay.

You described Eileen's decor
as American Psycho.

(Brandi) Mm-hmm.

(Andy) You said in your blog
that it's beautiful

on the outside
and creepy on the inside.

Why was it creepy?

She just has little antiques
and figurines everywhere.

- And they're old.
- I don't have figurines.

(Brandi) And they're just...
I found it creepy. I don't know.

Carla from D.C. said, "Brandi,

"if you could fire one housewife
from the show,

who would it be and why?"

Eileen... I just didn't really
feel like

she brought anything
to the table.

What do you bring to the table?

Conflict, I guess.

Or it's your mouth
and vicious behavior

and judgmentalism
and doing these things.

(Andy)
Let me... do you feel like...

You apologized to Eileen
at Yolanda's.

Do you feel
like she gave you a fair shake

after you apologized?

I mean, I threw wine at her,
so I understand her being upset,

but I thought
since she accepted my apology

that we would just be done
with it.

I'm sorry, I don't understand
this all the time.

You can do something,
and then you apologize,

and it's supposed to go away.

Life doesn't work like that.

Brandi does whatever
she fáááing wants,

and then she goes,
"You know what? I'm sorry."

And it's supposed to go away,

and we're all supposed
to forgive her

and pretend it never happened.

- Life's not like that.
- Your friendship is.

You forgave her,
and she said, "I'm sorry."

You said, "I'm sorry."
You must be selling her house.

To be friends with her again.

Are you selling her house?

You must be,
'cause you guys are pals.

You think Mauricio wants
the listing?

- No, Lisa said...
- I said...

"Kyle only wants...

Kyle is only your friend
when you're selling your house."

- Oh.
- You guys must be real close.

That was a flippant remark,

and she's said
flippant things about me,

and we've known each other
for years,

so that didn't kill a friendship

that's been there
for seven years.

There's been
a lot more said than that.

I just didn't know you were
selling your house so soon.

But, you know, you just have
a double standard with everyone.

Brandi, you sit there, and you
say she made a reckless comment

about you because of...

Her character was based on you
for being trashy.

(Brandi)
She said, "A trashy mother."

She's never met
my fáááing children.

(woman) That has nothing
to do with it.

That's not okay.

- It was a fáááing joke.
- It's not...

When you bring my children
into it, as everyone knows...

- Guess what?
- It's not funny.

You brought my children
into it by saying I do porn.

- Speaking of sex...
- [laughing]

It says here that you've done
some porn in your life.

No, I've never done porn.

Where does it say
I've done porn?

I'm kidding.

Where's the double standard,
baby?

- Oh, my God.
- I was joking.

- I told you I was joking.
- About me being a trashy mom?

I didn't say... I just said
I based it on your look.

But we were... we had gotten
along for so long, so listen...

(Lisa R) We were.

You've had the same hairdo
for 20 years,

and you're basing it on my look?

Where does that fáááing
come from?

- [laughs]
- I mean, you're...

- Bam.
- Base it on my look?

Excuse me?

Brandi, I just... it was a...

- I mean, what are you doing?
- Brandi, sweetie.

You're being obnoxious
to my looks.

You're saying
you based it on my look.

Sweetie, it was a joke, my love.

- Okay. Okay.
- It was a joke.

And your porn thing was a joke.

- It wasn't funny.
- And guess what?

I thought it was funny.

Get a fáááing sense
of humor, baby.

I have one.
Just don't talk about my kids.

I'm not talking about your kids.

- I was talking about you.
- When you say me as a mother...

- I'm not a trashy mother.
- Let's make it clear...

You have a double standard

like I've never seen
in my fáááing life.

That's all I can say.

Are you fáááing kidding me?

You need to be shut down.

Wow, okay.

(Lisa R)
I mean, seriously,
Brandi Glanville.

- No, honey.
- Please.

- Rinna. Rinna.
- It's been a long, hard season.

- Rinna. Rinna. [laughter]

Rinna, have you had
the same hairdo for 20 years?

- Yes, I have, and fááá you.
- Fááá you.

I'm sick of you too.
Everyone's sick of you.

- Take a fáááing joke.
[laughter]

Aah!

(Brandi)
Fáááing change your Depends

'cause you're so full of sháá.

- Go change 'em.
- Oh, my God. Okay.

Where's your tampon endorsement?

Go get it, baby.

Trust me, I'm working on it.

Do it. [laughs]

(Andy) Coming up...

I have been an assáááá to you,

and I have said I'm sorry.

And then you keep being
an assáááá.

Michelle from Austin, Texas,

wonders, "After seeing
Brandi toss wine at Eileen,

"insult her house,
and call her a home wrecker,

has Kim's opinion
of Brandi changed?"

No, like I've said before,
we've seen Brandi.

Brandi's Brandi, and...

(Eileen and Lisa V)
What does that mean?

I don't understand that either.

It means we've seen Brandi...

Well, you used to say
Brandi's Brandi.

Yes, but not when... she was not...
She did not behave like that.

She was not throwing a glass
of wine in somebody's face.

She was not going after
every person systematically.

- Well, Kyle might disagree.
- I disagree.

(Kim) Brandi is Brandi,

and we've all along accepted
Brandi for who she is.

No, we didn't.

- You didn't before.
- Yes, I did.

Didn't she call you
a crystal meth addict?

At least I don't do
crystal meth in the bathroom

all night long, bitch.

- Don't you fáááing threaten me.
- Listen, listen, listen.

No, no, no. No.

No, no. Stop it!

Once Brandi and I
had our run-in,

I... we forgave each other,

and I had to go on
and accept her for who she was.

Well, she's...
You've had a problem

with every single person
in the cast.

You even have a problem with
other people on other shows.

With Kenya...
NeNe called me, and they said,

"What is wrong with this girl?"
Jay Mohr.

(Brandi) ...with Lisa,
with me, with your own sister?

Everybody... you have a problem
with every person

whether they're on the show
or not.

You too.

- No, I don't, Brandi.
- Yeah, you do.

I've had a problem
with some of us here.

Outside, no, I'm sorry,
I don't fight with people

publically and have
all these problems like you do.

You have a problem
with everybody.

No, I don't, but if someone's

gonna give it to me,
they're gonna get it back.

Wait. Yes, you do.

(Brandi) I don't have
a problem with everyone.

(Lisa R)
Here's my question. How come...

You have maybe more problems
than Kyle or Lisa

does with people because
your personality is different.

(both)
We're not the same person.

Here's my thought... it seems like
you can dish it out,

but you can't really take it,
so...

No, I can put... listen,

I can dish it out,
and when you dish it out,

I'm gonna give it
right back to you.

But it seems like you get,
like, "Poor, sad baby"...

(Eileen) A victim. Like you're
a victim, and you're all sad.

The victim if...
And you can't take it.

I just give it right back.

She just doesn't feel
like she should have to take it.

I'm not gonna take it.
I'll give it back to you.

I'm not gonna be
the first one to do it,

but you're gonna get it back if
you're gonna put it out there...

Wait, wait. You're not gonna
be the first one to do it?

You've never done it?
You've never...

- I'm sure I have.
- Okay. Just, like...

But in general,
that's not my MO.

(Lisa R) All I think... you know,

it's just about owning
everybody's stuff here.

You got to just own it,
you know?

- Yeah.
- You just got to own it.

- Own it.
- Absolutely, and I do.

(Lisa R) Okay.

Vincent from Columbus, Ohio,
said, "Husband, check.

"Great house, check.
Awesome career, check.

"Eileen has everything
Brandi wants,

and Brandi is clearly jealous."

Brandi?

I'm not... I think it's great
that she has a career,

and she's got a husband
and a family,

and I think that's amazing.

I would never wish bad things
for people.

That would be saying
I'm jealous of

every single one of my friends,
and I'm not.

So then what are you? Just mean?

- No, I'm not.
- Oh, okay.

I'm not either.

I have been an assáááá to you,

and I have said I'm sorry.

And then you keep being
an assáááá.

(Andy)
All right. Let's switch gears.

Raising kids in any zip code
has its challenges,

and that doesn't change
in the 90210.

Let's watch as the ladies

try and keep their kids' feet
on the ground

even as their lives
and lifestyles take off.

Can we just go in already?

(Amelia)
I don't think the shoes match.

I think you should have pumps.

Seeing my kids having
no filter really helps me

to understand what
I put my poor mother through.

Someone put red in with all
the white the other day,

and all my white underwear
turned pink.

- That wasn't me.
- No, I know that.

'Cause you've never looked at
a washing machine in your life.

I don't have proof of insurance
on my other car either.

And I don't have
registration either.

Max, he has put me
through there and back.

That is so irresponsible.

(Lisa V voice-over)
He certainly gave us
the runaround.

We had to kick his ass.

Are you gonna miss me?

Yeah, but I'll get over it.

That's mean.

(Alexia)
That's my favorite necklace.

Can I have that
when you're older?

When I die? Just say it, Alexia.

[laughs]

(Lisa R) Okay, so how much money
do you need?

- $20.
- Okay.

I'm not even kidding.
I need to leave.

- I'm not kidding.
- Good-bye.

(Lisa R voice-over) Teenage
daughters living in Los Angeles,

trying to keep them
from becoming

snotty little assááááá.

[laughs]

We got to get Alexia...
Her bank account situated.

What's her budget?
I mean, how's this work?

I need the crucial curling iron,

straightening iron,
and blow dryer.

What is it, $500 a week?

A desk chair because the one

that they give me
is really ugly.

$450 a week.

So it's $900...
It's $1,800 a month.

- You need a mattress?
- Yes.

Did you feel the mattresses
when we sat there?

They were like this.

Come see your bed.

Doesn't that look comfy?

What do you think?

It's amazing.

Did you put fake nails on?

I also got makeup for my eyes.

(Kyle)
Portia is six years old
going on 35,

and she has no problem saying

what she wants when she wants
and how she's gonna get it.

- Do you like these?
- Yes. Buy it.

What do you think, Portia?
I need a little fashion advice.

Who's better?
Lisa Rinna or Lisa V?

I would think Lisa Rinna.

(Lisa V)
Kyle, what have you been saying?

I plead the fifth.

Moms these days.

How challenging
is it raising Portia?

She's actually a very
sweet-natured little girl,

who, of course, has her moments,
because she's six years old,

and she loves to, you know,

push our buttons
at this age and say things.

It's challenging because we are
in a different position

than when the other kids
were littler.

So, I mean, I just have to try
to make sure I'm, you know,

keeping her in check.

Does Alexia know
how to do laundry yet?

- She does now.
- She does now.

- Yes, she does.
- Okay.

Not very well though.

(Andy)
Debra from New Haven said,

"Do the other ladies' children
know how to do laundry?

"Do Lisa Rinna's kids at least
wash the clothes

they steal from her?"

Yes, they do know how to do
laundry, absolutely.

My boys have been
doing their own laundry

since they were 13,

and they're still doing
their own laundry at college,

and they're doing
their own dishes...

- Wow.
- That's good.

And even texting me for recipes.

Oh, you're all just trying
to make me look bad.

- No, no, no. [laughter]

(Kim) My kids know how
to do their laundry...

(Kim and Andy) But they don't.
- Right.

Kimberly still brings
her clothes home,

like, every couple weeks.

A big bag. "Hi, mom."
I'm like, "Hi, honey."

She brings a bag home. I do it.

- I fold it. I put it back...
- You like it.

- I love it.
- Yeah.

I should point out you have
two really super cute boys

who are how old?

- 11 and 7.
- 11 and 7.

And who you can't show because...

Because my ex
doesn't want them on TV.

(Andy) Right.

Does that... is that kind of
a mixed blessing for you?

Yeah, you know,
some of the things

that they say these days,

I'm like, "Thank God,
there's no camera here."

No, my oldest is going
through middle school,

which is that... you know,

kind of going through puberty
a little bit,

and that's difficult.

But, you know,

I wish people could see
that side of me a little bit.

(Andy) Because?

Because I think it would be

a more rounded idea
of who I am, you know?

I mean, you get to know me
when I'm home.

I mean, this morning,
I got up at 5:00 a.m.

I made their lunches,
got them off to school,

to come back and shower and
get ready to be here at 7:00.

So, you know, I am responsible,
and I...

You know,
we have all the normal things

that everyone has,
but I can't show it.

They are lovely boys.
I've spent time with them.

- Yeah, and she's a good mom.
- They're lovely boys.

Thank you.

Marisa from Salt Lake City said,

"I understand not coddling
your kids,

"but Lisa letting her son, Max,

live in the dark
with no electricity?"

- [laughs]
- "It's too much.

Pay the bill, Lisa."

No. Absolutely not.

If he's only working
four or five shifts a week,

and I am working my ass off,

then why should I be
paying his electricity bill?

No,
he can work a few more shifts,

and he can take a cold shower
and light a candle.

[laughter]
- Well, Patty from Aurora...

- I'm sorry,
but he... they appreciate it.

- Patty from Aurora, Colorado...
- It's true.

Said, "Lisa,
why don't you just give Max

a promotion or a raise at Sur?"

(Lisa V) Because he's a...

"You have all those other
jackasses working there.

Surely
he can do better than them."

Well, he's only just old enough
to work behind the bar anyway.

- The last year, right?
- Right.

And you've got to come up
through the ranks.

I mean, he was only 22.

So he started washing dishes,
then he started bussing,

and now he's running food.

The next time...
Next thing he'll be

will be a server or a bartender.

(Andy) That's great.
I think that's great.

So he knows everything
from the ground up.

I'm not just gonna
make him a manager.

What respect would he have from
all the staff underneath him?

Absolutely not.

Gwen from Fairbanks, Alaska,

said, "Lisa Rinna, you thought
you were too fabulous

"for a small town in Medford,

"but is there anything
about that type of simple life

you wish your daughters
could experience?"

I think it was
the greatest thing for me.

God knows what a monster
I might've been

if I didn't grow up there.

[laughs]

We try to have that simple life
with our children here.

We really do.

I know it might sound crazy, but
I think we have that with them.

I had very humble background.
Very humble.

La Mirada, middle class.

So I'm really aware
of how simple can be better.

We try to just promote...
I drive a Flex.

- What's "drive a Flex"?
- We're... it's a Ford.

- Huh?
- A Ford.

[laughter]

- I rest my case.
- What's a Ford?

(Lisa R)
You would not know
what that is, honey.

(Andy) Coming up...

How many days
were you in the hospital, Kim?

We are back with more of

The Real Housewives of
Beverly Hills reunion.

I'm Andy Cohen.

This season,
Kim tangled with soap star duo

Eileen and Lisa Rinna.

We watched as all
of the whispers, concerns,

and allegations
built to a climax,

ending with an explosion
in Amsterdam

that threatened to shatter
this group of friends.

- How are you?
- I am just...

Ornery.

Really? Are you drinking?

Drinking?

- Or taking drugs?
- Not today.

(Lisa R)
I've only ever seen Kim
very sweet, very clear,

and she is fáááed up.

[grunts] And I like it.

(Kim) You stupid...

- I don't know what I'm doing.
- Fááá you.

- Don't fáááing call me stupid.
- Don't start me with...

I've been your friend.
Don't do it.

(Eileen) Go ahead and
tell them what they should do.

- It's fine.
- This is good. This is good.

We're fine.

(Eileen)
What's happening with Kim?

Because that's the elephant
in the room.

(Kyle) What happened?

- I don't know.
- What's happening?

You told her something
about the fáááing call.

That's not what I said. Hold on.

I said you weren't feeling well.

(Lisa R)
I know your sister's
a sober person,

but she did not seem sober to me
in some way, shape, or form.

Unless anyone wants help,
you can't help them.

(both) Hi. How are you?

(Eileen)
I'm always struggling
with that thing about it

not being my business, but...

When she invited us
to lunch the other day.

Like, I really didn't know

if I was gonna tear her head off

'cause I just felt like
it wasn't her business.

All I know is,
I saw some behavior.

We both did.

She talked to me about it,
and I think

I told you sobriety's
a very slippery slope.

If I hurt your feelings,
let me know.

- Drop it now.
- You can get help.

(Lisa R) You can talk to people.

You could go to... you know,

if you feel comfortable going
to a meeting, going to a group.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
right?

(Lisa R)
Kim doesn't accept
any accountability.

Focus on your own family.

You know, Kim,
sue me for giving a damn.

Stop talking about me.

(Kim)
You have gone around
to everybody

and talked to them, asking...

How do you know
I've gone around to everyone?

And you too. And you too.

Don't point your finger
at me, Kim.

And you two.
I'm not talking to you.

- And I'm talking to you.
- Shut your fáááing mouth.

I've had enough of you,
you beast.

- Beast?
- Yeah.

(Eileen) I don't know where
this hatred is coming from.

It's pure evil.

- Let's talk about the husband.
- Excuse me?

Did you just say,
"Let's talk about the husband?"

Let's not talk about
what you don't want out.

- Don't you fáááing ever...
- If you don't want it out...

- Everybody will know.
- You never go near my husband.

Everybody will know.
Everybody will know.

Fááá. You understand that?

You never go after
my fáááing husband.

Everybody will know
what you don't want.

(Yolanda)
Please, don't go there.
Don't go there.

Okay.

I want to start
with poker night.

Whoo.

Lisa Rinna, you wrote in your
Bravo blog about poker night.

"I knew the night
was gonna be a wild one

"when I saw how Kim was behaving
when she arrived at my house.

"She asked to use the bathroom,

and she was acting as if
she was high on something."

Did you see something
that we didn't that night?

Well, she came into our house
when Harry

was in the other room, and she
was really loud and aggressive

and sounded higher than a kite
and pulled me into the bathroom

and said some things
that were freaking me out,

totally, and I knew...

I'd only known Kim as being
sweet and kind and lovely,

so it threw me.

And by the time
we got in the car,

I said to Harry on my way out...

I looked at him,
and I said, "Me?"

Like, what do I do, because
I knew I had an hour in the car

with Kim behaving
like a crazy woman.

(Andy)
So what was... so what was
going on with you that day was,

you were in a great deal
of pain.

I had been sick
for about seven, eight weeks

with bronchitis and pneumonia.

I'd been in and out of the
doctor's office several times.

And Monty said, "You know what?

Go for a couple hours,"
you know, "Take one of these.

And by the way,
Monty would never

do anything to put me
in danger or hurt anybody.

He's the sweetest,
most amazing guy in the world.

So he gave me something
for pain.

I did not realize, you know,

until Kyle and I
went into the bathroom

and she said, "Lisa said you
were acting weird in the car."

When she said that,

all of a sudden,
I felt this feeling.

I don't ever think
you said my name ever.

- Kim, she never...
- Yes, you did.

You said, "I'd like to talk to
my sister in the bathroom."

Kim, that's not true.

And you and I
went into the bathroom.

- 100%.
- That is not true.

[solemn music]

♪♪ ♪♪

(Kim)
I'm sorry if I insulted you.

(Kyle) No, no, it's fine.

♪♪ ♪♪

So I'm gonna go talk
to my sister in the bathroom.

- Are you sure? You're okay?
- Yeah.

- You got it?
- Mm-hmm.

♪♪ ♪♪

- Who is that?
- Can I come in?

(Kyle) Who is it?

I never said, "Can I talk
to my sister alone?"

That never happened, Kim.
I got up.

I went to the bathroom.
I locked the door.

She said, "Lisa said you
were acting funny in the car."

(Kyle) You don't think
they would've used that?

- And I...
- If they had that?

You don't think
that would've been on the show?

(Kim)
Can I finish talking?
Can I finish?

I was upset with her

because I felt
if that was the case

and I was acting funny,

why didn't she just
take me outside and say...

(Kyle) So it's my fault
that you showed up like that?

- You always want to blame me.
[all speaking at once]

Excuse me.
You know what? Here's the thing.

- First of all...
- One at a time.

I don't have to explain myself.
I've already done that.

- It's already on film.
- It is.

- It's all on film.
- And you know what?

I took something for
chronic pain...

- It is on film.
- That I was having.

And I didn't do it before,
and I haven't done it since,

and all these women
here know that.

You don't consider it
a slip that you took...

It is not even... it's not a slip,
and it's not a relapse.

What I did was for a reason.

Did I take somebody else's pill?

Was it wrong? Yes.

Did it affect me horrible?

- Can I ask you something?
- Was I weird?

- Hold on. Let her finish.
- Was I... was it bad for me?

Did it... did I come
to your house and not be okay?

Yes.

Did you ever apologize
to Eileen or myself for it?

You know what? The next day,
I ended up in the hospital.

Did you ever apologize to us?

And I was in the hospital
for a week.

How many days were you
in the hospital, Kim?

Eight days.

'Cause it was five,
and then it was seven,

and now it's eight.

I was wondering how many.

You know, why don't you just

take your own count
for your own life.

Is that where you're gonna go?

You don't talk
about your children.

You don't talk
about your own life.

Is that where you're gonna go?
Come on.

All you've done... every time
I see you on camera,

you're talking about me.

- Well.
- Deflect, deflect, deflect.

Kim, I want to know, though,
because this is...

- You're the deflector, baby.
[all speaking at once]

- Hold on, hold on.
- All I'm saying, Andy, is...

- Let her finish.
- It happened.

It happened one time.

I had a reason, and
all I see is her going around

and talking to everybody.
And then everybody's judging me.

How do you know? Did you see me
to talking to everyone?

- Did you see it?
- Yes, I did.

- How?
- It's all on camera.

What about your friend Brandi?

I sat down with
your friend Brandi.

We had a really grown-up...

I think one of the best
conversations we're ever had.

But who brought up Kim?
Was it me or you?

- You did.
- No, I didn't.

- Yeah, you did.
- It wasn't. It was not me.

What happened?
Have you been abused?

It's like... I bring all this up
because I go... is she in pain?

- I'm not mean, but I mean...
- They say you are so mean.

You can really go there to hurt.

Right.

I've never had any issues
with Yolanda or, you know,

the stuff with Kim
from years ago

was because she wasn't well.

Right.

I mean, we get along lovely now,

and I'm to the point where
I feel like I'm her big sister,

and she's older than me.

Right, which is an interesting
dynamic that I think...

It's hard. Kim came to me.

She doesn't have a lot
of girlfriends,

and she told me
that I'm her best friend,

and it makes me sad.

I have worked very hard
for the last three years

to get where I am today,

and I'm not gonna sit back
and let you destroy it for me.

It's your behavior
that's destroying it.

(Kim) It was my behavior.
And it was one time.

It's your own behavior. Own it.

I did... I did own it.

- Own it, baby.
- I have owned it, sweetheart.

Did you apologize to me
or Eileen?

(Andy) Okay, I just want to...

I don't feel like
I really owe you an apology

after what you've done to me.

What have I done to you?

You've done it to yourself,
baby.

After she tells me
I'm not right, I'm acting weird,

and I realize, "Oh, my gosh.

"Whatever I took
has affected me strange.

I need to go."

I go to leave,
and I said to Brandi,

"I need to go say good-bye."
And Brandi goes... said no.

- I didn't want her to go back.
- I said, "Yes, I do.

I need to say good-bye,
and say"... you know.

So I go back in to say good-bye.

They're all, "Stay, have pizza."

- Yeah, you know what?
- "Have pizza."

I wanted you to eat something
when I saw your condition

before you got in the car
with cameras.

Stop it. Stop it.
"Stay for the cameras, Kim.

Stay for the cameras."
I said no.

- That's not true.
- No one ever said that.

[all speaking at once]
- No one ever said that.

I said, "Eat a piece of pizza
before you leave."

So I go to walk out the door,
and then she comes running out.

"I want to talk to you."

Why don't you eat something
quick before you leave?

I'm just eating now.

(Vince)
I got a slice of pizza for you.

Have a slice of pizza
before you leave.

One slice of pizza,
then you leave.

- Take a slice of pizza.
- I'll take... okay.

- Eat. That's...
- Thanks for doing that.

For what?
Come here for one second.

You have to...
I deserve that at least.

- Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.
- What... no, no, no.

- Excuse me. Hold on.
- Stop it.

- Please don't do that.
- One second.

- Stop it. Stop it.
- No.

I want to talk to my sister
for a second.

Whoa, don't fáááing touch me.

- Don't you fáááing...
- Oh, wow, really?

- Don't fáááing touch me.
- Don't fáááing do that.

Don't fáááing touch me.

- No, Kim...
- Why wouldn't you...

(Kyle) I said to you,

"Eat a piece of pizza
before you leave."

Why didn't you let me
take her out?

You are not the person
to be hanging out

with my sister, okay? For real.

- What?
- Why wouldn't you just stop me?

- Why wouldn't you...
- We were out the door.

(Kyle)
How do you show up like that?

I wanted to say to you quietly...
[all shouting]

Why is my fault that
you showed up like that?

- Are you kidding me that you...
[all speaking at once]

You always want to blame me
for everything.

- Shut up.
- You shut up.

- Oh, shut up.
- You shut the fááá up.

- I'm so sick of you.
- Okay, stop.

Go eat.

(Andy) Coming up...

Come on, tell us.
What did he do?

- You heard he had an affair?
- Did he have an affair?

What'd he do?

The conversation
that came after the poker night

that there was a relapse.

What we saw was quite dramatic
at my home.

- I agree. I saw it.
- And you testified.

Also, in my kitchen.

I tend to, and this tends
from when I drink, isolate,

and it's something
I always go back on.

I think we all do.

Just... it's just something I do,

so I'll just stay at home
and turn on my TV.

Do you do that too?

- I do it.
- I do that too.

And just sit in my room
and just watch TV,

and just stay there.

So the two times
you've been in my home,

I'm like, "You know,
it's a possibility.

I don't really
want to get involved,

but I kind of feel
like if I don't,

if something happened,
that would not be good.

And what we wanted to do
was just talk to you.

Then you should have.

I understand that,
and we would have.

Right.

(Eileen)
But you found out,
you got angry,

and then it all blew up.

(Kim) And I was going
to talk to you all.

Could you understand how,
from what we saw...

I can. I do.

That it was disturbing behavior?

And we were like,
"What the hell?"

You said... and we were
all worried about you...

You said, "I don't"... yeah.

"I don't want to go
to a dark place."

- "I tend to isolate."
- "And sometimes I do.

I tend to isolate."

(Eileen) "I have before,"
is what I heard.

"To isolate." I said, "Listen.

"Call me if ever
you need anything.

- It doesn't matter. Come over."
- And I was so grateful.

"If I'm busy, come to
the restaurant any time."

And you were just like,
"I'm really having a hard time.

Monty's sick."

The whole... they were... they were
all very concerned about you.

But I thought you were
talking about me with Monty,

not my sobriety,

not me drinking or popping
a whole handful of pills.

If I was a pill addict,
I wouldn't have taken Monty's.

I would've had my own little
stash right back here, baby.

- Well, let me ask you this.
- Here are my pills right here.

(Andy) You had family members
that were self-medicating.

Is that why you were...

I have family members
that have died.

I have three family members
that died.

- Lisa's an expert.
- I'm not an expert.

No, I'm not, I have a...
I feel because I had people die.

My sister died.

I'm sorry about that.
I feel terrible for you.

I already said that.
I said, "I'm so sorry for you."

No, you actually never said
sorry, but that's okay.

(Kim) Yes, I did.

(Andy)
Do you doubt that their concern

was from the heart?

Not they...
What they saw that night,

but what I saw in
all the video...

All the tapes is her going,

"She's an addict.
She's a... she relapsed.

Intervention time."

Let's talk about the dinner
in Amsterdam.

Kim, you got very angry
at Lisa Rinna and Eileen.

Why?

I think Yolanda was very sweet
to bring up, you know,

like, us all, you know, get...
Talk about something, and...

You know, very important to us,

and she brought up her family,
and I was very touched by it,

you know,
listening to her story.

And again she goes...
And then relates to me.

It's so long ago,

but I lost my sister
when I was six

to a drug overdose and alcohol.

I'm so terrified
of my own children

and everyone, you know?

If I ever gotten
into your business...

Yes, you have.
And we've discussed that.

I only meant to help.

Don't talk about me.

We already... don't bring me up.

(Andy) So you didn't want her
to talk about you?

No.

- Okay.
- We already discussed that.

(Kim)
Leave me out of your sentences.

(Brandi)
We decided on the plane that...

That this was not gonna
be brought up again, period.

- That's it.
- And that was it.

We're leaving it
behind on the plane.

- My apologies.
- I do not drink,

and I do not abuse
any prescription medication.

- My apologies.
- Thank you.

You've already said that.
We're done. Please.

I'm sorry.

Drop it now.

- She was bringing it up...
- It doesn't matter.

- In the context of...
- It doesn't matter.

She lost her sister,
and this was why she was...

(Eileen)
I think she apologized actually.
She was apologizing.

- She said "I'm sorry."
- She already did apologize.

- "I'm sorry."
- She already did apologize.

(Lisa V)
And then you went after her.

She already did,
and I said, "Drop it."

(Lisa R) So it's not okay
to apologize again?

She already apologized to me.

I had of a moment
of my sister's death.

- We were all there.
- She was... she was...

She was confiding
about her sister.

And she was talking about
her life, which she should...

That's great.

Talk about your family
and your siblings and your life.

I don't...
Don't talk about me anymore.

Rinna, what's your side of this?

It started with Eileen,
and she called Eileen a beast.

- Shut your fáááing mouth.
- Excuse me?

I've had enough of you,
you beast.

- Beast?
- Yeah.

How dare you?

(Lisa R) And she said
your face is ugly,

and your hair's ugly,

and then she was screaming
at Kyle, saying nasty things,

and I said, "Don't talk
to your sister like that.

"Don't talk to Eileen like that.

It's not okay to talk
to people like that."

And then
she went in about my husband.

Something about something
my husband has done.

She violated his character.

It was a total injustice,

and I blew my fáááing lid.

What did she say
about your husband?

- Well, she insinuated.
- What did she say?

- She didn't say anything.
- She intimated.

- She intimated something.
- Let's talk about it.

She intimated something
insidious.

- But she didn't say anything.
- It doesn't matter.

She said, "What are you
hiding from the world?

What's your husband hiding from
the world?

- Let's talk about"...
- I didn't say that.

Excuse me?

- I didn't say that.
- It's on...

- I said... what I said was...
- "Let's talk about"...

"Do you want to talk
about your husband?"

When I talked to her,
she said, "Yolanda,

"I've lost two brother-in-laws.

My husband has only been
sober for three years."

- Let's talk about the husband.
- Excuse me?

Did you just say,
"Let's talk about the husband?"

Let's not talk about
what you don't want out.

- Yeah, but...
- You did.

And you said, "What are you
hiding from the world?"

I didn't say anything
about the world.

[gasps] This is unbelievable.

You are such a gaslight-er.

- Congratulations.
- What did you mean by that?

Well, so, Kim,
what did you mean by that?

- Yeah, congratulations.
- What did you mean by that?

- I think she knows. She knows.
- No.

(Lisa R)
I don't know anything. Tell us.

- Yes, you do.
- Tell me.

- I'm not gonna do that.
- She's giving you permission.

- Tell me.
- She's inviting you to say it.

- I'm not doing that.
- She's inviting you to say it.

(Lisa R) Please, tell me.
I have no idea.

That's not who I am.
I simply said... you're telling...

You're going around talking
about things about me

that aren't true,
and I simply said...

That is so chicken sháá.
[all shouting]

I wouldn't do that to you.

(Lisa V) What you're intimating

is something insidious
about her husband.

I wouldn't do that
to you or your children.

- What?
- Oh, my God. My husband...

- There's nothing to hide.
- Has he fáááed the dog?

What has he done?

He fáááed the dog, didn't he?

I knew it. He fáááed the dog.
I knew it.

(Andy) Well, let me ask you
a question.

Lisa, obviously
what I said hit a nerve.

Yes, because
you attacked my husband.

- Because I love my husband.
- I'm sure you do.

I love my family,
and for you to sabotage that...

- I didn't sabotage. I didn't...
- Come on. Tell us.

What did he do?

You heard he had an affair?

- Did he have an affair?
What'd he do?

I'm not gonna do that because
it is very private, and it's...

Well, what is it?
Kim, you have no idea.

You don't even know Harry.

- You don't know Harry Hamlin.
- It's what I heard, and I...

- Oh, you heard.
- Oh, it's what you heard.

Kim, bravo.

- Was it in The Enquirer?
- Yeah. Where was it?

What I said was something
I had heard.

I did it out of anger.

Very... dangerous, and it was...

And what I said was,
"Do you want to talk about it?"

And I never said anything
about it.

That's bullsháá, Kim,
and you know it.

I'm just curious.
Rinna, is there something...

- There must be.

- You had such a...
- I hit a nerve, Andy.

- You had such a reaction...
- I hit a nerve.

- That I think no one ever...
- I hit a nerve.

I'll tell you why, because
I am a fiercely protective...

- For a reason.
- Woman and mama of my family.

Here's the thing.
So you reacted how you reacted.

- And I reacted wrong.
- You threw...

It was horrible how I reacted.

- You threw the glass.
- Yes.

- And you broke the glass.
- Yes.

Which you feel is completely
hypocritical to how

you have been
dragged around regarding...

A couple tablespoons of liquid.

Not glass. I wasn't drinking.

- There was no provocation.
- I was provoked.

Words don't provoke you
like that.

- There was no provocation.
- Yeah, they do.

Go to some meetings.
Get some therapy.

(Lisa R)
You go to some meetings, Brandi.

- You go.
- You need help.

- You go. You need help.
- Baby, you need help.

No, you...
I don't throw wine glasses.

- I throw wine.
- You throw wine.

What's the fáááing difference?

It's called
"assault and battery," bitch.

- No, it's not.
- Yes, it is.

You threw a glass down.
It got all over me.

- I didn't touch her.
- Well, didn't you tell me

you were gonna knock my teeth
down my throat?

Have I done it yet?

Well, you've threatened it
to my face and on...

It's not the same.
Wait till I do it.

- Okay, let's...
- See, you just threatened her.

- Isn't that the same?
- No, it's not.

Doing something
and threatening something

are two different things.

It was wrong what I did.
Yes. It was wrong.

Yes, it was really... it was...

If I had done it, you guys
would've called the police.

No provocation to you, Brandi.

- I was not provoking you.
- I'm not talking to you.

Oh, I'm talking to you.

- Oh, they were having...
- That was... she was provoked.

You don't get to
provoke someone.

(Eileen) She was provoked.
It was completely different.

- She knows... [all shouting]

- I didn't hit anybody.
- There was glass all over me.

Wait, so I get the wine
thrown on me, broken glass.

I almost get choked.

She runs out. She runs out.

They go out, and they're all
out there crying.

She's crying. She's crying.

- She's... she...
- I'll tell you why.

- You were terrifying.
- It was very upsetting.

(Kim) Because it was...
It was an emotional thing.

You were terrifying.

It was Lisa and I's...
And we should have been...

And I have never done anything
like that in my life.

(Kim)
Both of us should've been...

- Horrible.
- I mean, we should've had...

It was awful.

You called Eileen a beast
that night.

- Yeah.
- Did you apologize to her?

No.

(Andy) Do you feel like
you owe her an apology?

I think...

I don't know if we...
Did I apologize to you at the...

At the... at the final party?

No. No.

I've apologized to you
about your house and stuff.

- I think that...
- No.

- Yes, I have.
- No.

- Yes, I certainly have.
- I don't remember an apology.

I think that I felt so angry

that they got in the middle
of something,

And I just wanted
to get through this with her,

and I really don't talk
to her that often,

and I don't... we don't have
a warm and fuzzy situation.

Do you feel you owe Eileen
an apology for the words

that you said to her that night
in Amsterdam?

Yes.

I'm sorry, Eileen.

- Thank you. I appreciate that.
- I am. I am sorry.

I was very heated up
and angry, and...

I appreciate that.

I don't even know if I realize
when I'm that angry.

- Sometimes, what I say...
- And you know, I never...

Sometimes, when I'm angry,
I'll go... I'll say things,

and I'll go, "What did I say?
What? What did I say?"

I didn't get an apology
from that night.

You came to my room,
but you never apologized.

I'm not doing this with her
right now.

(Andy) Coming up...

I'm happy to support her
and love her

and all of your children
and always be there for them.

Did you want to take them
from me too?

Do not!

(Kyle) See, now
I have a nervous stomach.

(Lisa V)
Go to the toilet.
Go to the bathroom.

I don't have diarrhea
like you do, Lisa Vanderpump.

- That's your problem.
- Chronic. It's chronic.

(Lisa V)
Because, listen,
if things get really hot,

I can go, "Oh,
hold on a second."

Got to go, right?

So you've got to go in
with the excuse, so you don't...

I will give you
one of these if you do that.

What? If I say
I've got chronic diarrhea?

If you say... but you can't joke
when you say, "I have diarrhea.

I'm gonna have to excuse myself
for a minute."

I will give you one of
these bracelets if you do that.

Okay. I've got chronic diarrhea.

Did you ever think
that Lisa Vanderpump

would have chronic diarrhea?

I don't even do a poo.

- I'm like the Queen.
- [laughs]

I'm like the Queen.

I don't go to the bathroom.
I'll never discuss it.

Of course not. [laughing]

At the dinner,

Kim said that your sister Kathy

would never behave the way
that you have behaved.

I did not know what Kim

expected me to do
in that moment.

I didn't see where I could
defend her in that moment,

and I don't think my sister
Kathy

would've in that moment either.

Kathy's seen it,

and she was appalled
that you didn't even...

I don't need you to defend me.

(Lisa R) Is Kathy God?
I was just wondering.

I didn't need you to defend me.

- Is Kathy like God?
- Can you be quiet for a...

I didn't need you to defend me.

It just would've been nice
if I felt I had, like,

a sister's support next to me.

I could not defend you.

The way that you act and the
things you say and do is mean.

It's just mean.

It's not helping our situation.

Well, you keep taking every...
This person over here.

(Kyle)
Kim, I'm speaking my truth.

How did I become "the person"?

Okay? I'm speaking my truth.

Because you've just
been an eggbeater all season.

An eggbeater?
What's an eggbeater?

Brandi has said things about me.
She's made accusations.

She made mean comments
about my husband,

and you did nothing...
You sat there.

- And I disagree.
- You did nothing.

You were too busy
going like this to her

and going, "Fááá you,"
and screaming at her...

Yeah, I did.
Oh, were you shocked?

You would love for my sister
and I to...

I would love for you to stop
fáááing being bullsháá.

You're so happy to see
this right now

because you feel like, "Yay."

You think this makes me happy?

I don't want a part of this.
I have my own sháá.

Oh, you love it.
Then get yourself out of it.

- You're crazy.
- What do you want to do?

How do you want to fix this

without mouth over here
interrupting?

You know what?
I don't appreciate that.

I do not appreciate it.

Be quiet
so I can talk to my sister.

Don't talk to me like that.
Do you hear me?

(Kim)
Just be quiet for a second.

Don't talk to me like that
ever, ever, ever.

- Please be quiet.
- Okay. All right. Okay.

- No. Do not shut me down.
- I am done. Don't.

Then be quiet.
Nobody wants to talk to you.

No one shuts me down, Kim.

(Kim) What do you want to do
to work on this?

All right. Okay.
Just let these two finish.

- Okay.
- Relax.

I will. It's not worth it.

I feel like you have been
very mean to me.

I feel like I have been
mistreated by you,

and I'm just really not
at that place right now.

I actually feel the same way.

There's just, like,

a lot of things coming out
that I just wanted to figure out

before these things
come up because...

So you can disinvite me
to your daughter's wedding?

That's fine.
I don't need to be there.

I didn't want to disinvite you.

- Yeah, you do.
- I don't. I just...

I don't need to be there.

And the only reason I've ever
tried to fix things with you

when you have been so mean to me
is because I love your children

like I love my own,

and I want to be able
to have them in my life.

I don't want
to not have you there.

(Kyle) But I don't need to go.

I was there
at the other wedding.

I'm happy to support her
and love her

and all of your children
and always be there for them.

Did you want to take them
from me too?

- Do not!

- I don't want to.
- You're so fáááing mean!

[dramatic music]

Just leave me alone.

♪♪ ♪♪

(Andy)
Next week,
the reunion continues.

You said, "I'm a really good
friend to you, Kim.

I'm a really good friend to you,
and Kyle's a sháá sister."

I just had to take
a huge break from you.

It had absolutely nothing
to do with Brandi Glanville.

You guys want to talk about
Kim's sobriety,

you want to talk about
my sobriety,

but I can't call you out

on the fact
that you smoke a little pot.

"Be very careful,
or I will fááá you up."

I'm human, and I'm not perfect.

[scoffs] She's gonna cry now.

(Andy)
What happened on Halloween?

I'll tell the story,
and you won't like it.

- Her dog bit my daughter.
- You're horrible.

My daughter
almost lost her hand.

Your daughter had a bite
on her fáááing finger.

You want to have
an honest conversation?

You want to do it now?

(Kim) What did I tell you?

You want to threaten me?
You want to go there?

Let's lay it all out then.

(Eileen)
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