The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (2010–…): Season 5, Episode 19 - The Party's Over - full transcript

(Lisa V) This season on The
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills:

[all cheering]

- [squealing] [bleep]

I love your country!

(woman) Me too! I love it!

That would you like me
to do, Your Highness?

- I think I'll...
- Want me to eat your pussy?

[laughs]

He was married
when you met him, right?

We both were.

Both: Oh!



You guys are
the biggest hypocrites

of all [bleep] time!

You know when I said that
you acted like...

[screams]

If you hit me,
I'll hit you back.

Pick on somebody your own...

I just want to get as far away
from this woman as I can.

- How are you?
- Okay.

My dad's in the hospital, so...

(Yolanda) He is?

Why? What happened?

They can't stabilize him.

He can't breathe.

I just, like... I'm super...



Like, this is bad.

- Are you ready for today?
- Yeah, how about yourself?

Starting to cry again, so...

Monty was diagnosed
with lung cancer.

- Don't...
- Okay.

[bleep] feel sorry for me,

- you bitch.
- Okay, I won't. [chuckles]

You don't know what
I go through at night.

I think Kim's an addict.

She said, "Yolanda, my husband
has only been sober for three..."

Let's talk about the husband.

Excuse me? Did you just say,

"Let's talk about the husband?"

Let's not talk about what
you don't want out.

Never go near

my husband.

Everybody will know...

[all yelling]

- Everybody will know!
[glass breaking]

- Never go after him!
- Everybody will know

what you don't want!

- Don't go there.

Who are you to come between
two sisters?

You're not my family!
You're mean!

You say mean things!

Vice versa, homie!

You're gonna let this person
come between us?

I can't leave here tonight!

[bleep] you.

Oh, okay, Kyle.

I consider Brandi
one of my closest friends,

and I love that
she's supporting me.

Meanwhile, Brandi Glanville's
walking around to people

like Lisa Rinna, saying,
"Kim needs an intervention."

How do you like that?

[upbeat music]

(Lisa V) Throw me to the wolves,

and I shall return
leading the pack.

(Yolanda)
Character isn't what you have;
it's who you are.

(Lisa R)
You've heard a lot about me,

but it's only true
when it comes from my lips.

(Eileen)
I'm not a bitch,
but I've played one on TV.

(Kim)
I've been rich,
and I've been famous,

but happiness beats them both.

(Brandi)
I'd rather spending my life
kicking ass than kissing it.

(Kyle)
Planes and yachts are nice,
but my happiness starts at home.

[upbeat music]

♪♪ ♪♪

(Kim) Are you in here?

(Kyle) I'm in the kitchen.

Breakfast!

- Morning.
- Breakfast, morning.

(Kim) What can I do?
(Kyle) It's already done.

I mean, it's gonna be.

Look at you.
The baby makes the food.

I remember what Mom used to say.

Kyle doesn't do anything,
she's the baby.

She's the baby.
She doesn't do anything.

Well... times have changed.

I know.

(Kim) My relationship with Kyle

has always been
a roller coaster.

She needs to treat me like
I'm a healthy older sister,

and that I do know how
to take care of my life.

And sometimes I need
a reminder of that.

And at one point I thought...
I'm like,

"She's going to leave
right now."

I thought you were just going to
walk out and it was like,

"This is going to get worse."

You never even gave me
one chance

to even go into that house.

- No, we we were closing escrow.

- Three days?
- Kim?

- You're lying!
- No, I'm not lying!

- You're lying!
- Kim, you're lying.

I am not!

(Kim) No...

So, I'm glad you didn't.

Me, too.

(Kyle)
My mom always taught us not to

air our dirty laundry in public,
or to talk about our issues

with anyone else except
the family.

That's why we always end up

brushing everything
under the carpet.

It's just easier to not really
talk about things.

Let's don't forget we have
Nicky's book signing.

I know, I'm so excited.

I'm excited for her, too.

Everyone... We have to make sure

all the cousins are there, too,

to support her.

Oh, yeah.
My kids will all be there.

Well, Brandi's
out of town, so...

she can't come.

Don't worry,
I didn't invite her.

I wouldn't invite her
to something...

You know, especially with
everything that's happened,

I don't... I don't even have
her to... something.

- No, I wouldn't...
I don't need to bring her.

- I wouldn't bring her.
- We already made it

very clear on the boat.

(Kim) I know, I'm not... I'm not...

I wouldn't bring her to try to
fix anything again.

[upbeat electronic music]

(Lisa R)
Oh, I like this stuff.
Did you make it?

(Delilah) Yeah, you put, like...
(Lisa R) Oh, I get it.

You mix glue and water
and Borax.

Wow, that...

private school is doing wonders.

So how do you feel about
taking the swing set down?

(Lorena)
How about the trampoline?

Do you care about that?

No, we love the trampoline,
but the swing set,

it's time for it to go, guys.

It's like a Band-Aid that
needs to be ripped off.

And I know you have homework,
but we're going to just do it.

Okay, so let's go.

[electronic music]

(Lisa R) Hi, Ricardo.
(Ricardo) Hi, Lisa.

(Lisa R)
Taking down the swing set
represents their childhood.

Oh, it's sad, you know,
'cause it's loss, but not.

You know, it's part of life.

You go from babies
to childhood, gone.

This has been here a long time.

- Yeah.
- Since Delilah was...

two or three.

Champagne!

(Ricardo) Uh oh.
(Lisa R) Oh, my!

Sparkling cider, really, but...

Well, look, I mean,
it is a moment, right?

This is a moment that
I've kind of been dreading,

but also, you're beginning
a new thing with this.

We're getting rid of
the swing set.

(Lisa R) That's nice, actually.

Yeah!

It's so comfy!

Oh, I'm gonna cry!

(girls) Whee!
- Oh, I'm gonna do video.

(Lisa R)
When I'm with my family,

when I have all
four of us together,

I'm the happiest.

Maybe we shouldn't take it down.

I think you guys need to play
on it for another few years.

(Lisa R) No, she could...
(Harry) What do you think?

(Lisa R)
possibly break it
just on her own.

In Amsterdam,
I was pushed to a point.

For Kim to say something
about my family,

my husband, my children...

I blew, and really,
it should make me do nothing,

because to even have that
kind of reaction to her,

is giving her way too much.

Don't touch my husband, ever.

Just saying.

Don't you [bleep] ever...

What you don't want out
for everybody to know!

Who the [bleep] is Kim Richards
to know anything about my life?

Say whatever you want to say
about me!

Don't insinuate weird [bleep]
[bleep] about my husband.

Go!

[screams]

Childhood's end.

God knows what my husband did.

Did he [bleep] the dog? [laughs]

Get your saws on...

and saw that sucker up.

Look at that, it's over.

(Lisa R) My family matters.

That's all that matters.

This other stuff
does not matter.

(Harry) To childhood's end.

(Harry) To a whole new chapter...

(Ricardo) All right,
my dear girls...

(Harry) About to start.
(Lisa R) Oh...

(Lisa R)
Oh, don't get me crying!

[upbeat music]

♪♪ ♪♪

(Kyle) Hi! How are you?

(Yolanda) I'm good.
(Kyle) Good to see you.

- How are you?
- Good.

I love the blue.

- Thank you for coming.
- Yeah, I'm excited.

I can't wait to see
little Nicky.

Well, I guess Big Nicky.

I know, where is she?

She's late to her
own book signing.

[photographers shouting
over each other]

(Kyle)
My niece Nicky Hilton has
a new book coming out

and I'm so excited to be doing
the book launch.

Hi!
[others talking over each other]

- Hi!
- Hi.

How are you? Hi!

- How are you?
- Good.

- Hi.

Store looks great.

- Thank you for having me.
- Very pretty.

Now I need to come
sign the books, okay!

- Hi.
- Could you make it to Tracy?

- Tracy?
- Yeah.

(Kyle)
When Nicky was just
15 years old,

Vogue named her one of
the best-dressed people,

so she obviously
has amazing taste.

I mean, Nicky is always
on fleek.

[laughs]

My kids are going to make so
much fun of me for saying that.

[overlapping greetings]

How are you? You look lovely.

Thank you. So do you.

Hello.

How are you?

Good, how are you?

Wow!

How are you? You look so pretty!

- So good to see you!
- I love this.

Is that the designer you had on
the other day?

(Kyle) I love it.
(Yolanda) You're so cute.

Hi!

I love the color on you.

Hello, hi, hi.

- Hello, how are you?
- How are you, Sweetie?

How are you? Good.

Let me introduce you
to His Highness,

- Prince Mario Max...
- Very nice to meet you, hi.

- Schaumburg-Lippe.
- Always happy to meet a..

- From Germany.
- Are you a royal highness?

- Really?
- Yes.

Shall I curtsy or bow
or something else?

- No.
- No, that's okay, [laughs].

We're in America.

Come here, darling.

- Nice to meet you.
- Okay.

My aunt is the Danish queen.

Oh, oh! I can see you now.

I could see you with the...

Princess. I need my tiara.

- She's wonderful!
- Oh, exactly!

(Lisa V)
Princess Camille of Denmark?

I mean, it just rolls
off the tongue!

I mean, it's just so much better
than Mrs. bloody Kelsey Grammer,

let's be honest.

I can't believe you bought
that somewhere else.

I didn't even like...

I just... it's my day to go...

Like, once every
month and a half,

I'll go and
just buy all the stuff.

You know, I carry that line.

I don't know what
lines you carry.

I can wait on some
random hit for me?

Ah, okay.

(Kyle)
I think we're trying to just

act like everything's okay now,

and then I think that...

because of that

um, frustration builds up.

In both of us.

Can you sign one for me, please?

(Nicky) Yes.
(Kyle) You guys want to stand...

Get behind Yolanda, here?

No, but I want one personalized.

I don't want one that's,
"Love, Nicky Hilton,"

- I want "To Lisa."
- No, no, she puts...

- She puts your name in there.
- Okay, good.

- We put it on the coffee table.
- Right.

"To Lisa, who's got more style

- "than I've ever..."
- [laughs]

(both laugh)

[all greeting]
(Kim) Hi, gorgeous.

[indistinct greetings]

- Hi, honey.
- Darling, how are you?

Hi.

What's going on?

Just, um...

(Camille)
How was it in Palm Springs?

It was not good and
it was really intense.

(Kim)
I don't care what you [bleep]
talk about about me.

I'm so done with you,
and your [bleep] lies.

We ended up better off

than before we got there,
so that's good.

- That's good.
- And I'm hoping that she

understood some things
that I said and explained,

and, um... yeah. You know?

It's the best
you can hope for, really.

- Yeah.
- You're never ever gonna have

a kind of totally calm...

We're never gonna be perfect.
We're never gonna be perfect.

You going to Adrienne's
tomorrow?

You going to Adrienne's,
both of you?

I'm going to Adrienne's.
Are you going?

I think so.

(Lisa V)
Adrienne always throws quite
a good party,

but Kyle and Kim
and Brandi and I...

I'm not sure it's going to be
as pleasant as one might hope.

This book looks so nice.

Get some ideas.

You know what?
She's gonna need your support

if this falls apart with Brandi.

She's going to be really hurt.

She's going to be very hurt.
I told her that.

(Kyle)
I couldn't get a feel of where
Kim was coming from

regarding Brandi.

Is she going to say something
to Brandi?

Is she going to pretend
she didn't hear what I told her?

I hope that you don't get
your heart broken.

If this isn't the friend
that I think she is,

I'm going to be broken-hearted,
for sure.

(Kyle)
You are going to be
broken-hearted.

All right, darling, I love you.

Okay, I'll see you tomorrow.

Oh, God. What did I just say?

- You said you love me.
- It was a mistake.

- It was a mistake
- You do love me!

- You said it freely!
- Oh, pull yourself together!

Coming up...

(Kim)
Kyle told me Lisa Rinna said,

Brandi told her something.

Regardless,
one of them is lying.

[upbeat music]

♪♪ ♪♪

(Lisa V) Darling, hurry up!

(Ken) Okay, baby, I'm coming.

Why am I always waiting
for your arse?

I'm always ready first!

Darling, some of us work for
a living, I know what it's like.

(Lisa V) Oh, please.

If Brandi's at the party,

there's really nothing
she can say

that can change the history
that's gone down between us.

I might listen,
but I'm so not interested.

Stop trying to get romantic.

What's wrong with you?

- I feel like we're on a date.
- Touching my... leg.

(Ken) Could be my lucky night.

It's definitely not.

[upbeat music]

♪♪ ♪♪

(Mark) I'm thinking like, just...

- Straight?
- I don't know.

It looks really good.
Maybe just, like,

a tiny bit of a wave to it?

- No wave.
- At all?

If it's gonna be straight,
it's gonna be straight.

(Brandi)
Sorry if I'm bitchy.
I'm just, like, over...

You're not bitchy. It's fine.

Oh, my whole nipple's out.
That's always good.

(Brandi)
I told you I invited J.R.

(Ken) You did?

He's just been
really sweet to me,

since Dad got sick.

Like, he sent flowers.

He's like, "Whatever I can do."

He called me every day.

He offered to come to
Sacramento, which...

I don't know.

My dad had open-heart surgery,

and we've all cried...
My family cried.

We're in ICU, 24 hours a day.

This is my dad... like, this is
the man of my life.

I think I just...
I just try to be so, like,

Personally, I was trying to be
so tough for everyone else,

it was so nice to have someone,

like, offer to be tough for me.

You haven't talked
to Kyle at all, right?

I mean, there's kind of
no reason to.

- At this point.
- How would I ever want to?

- I know.
- I've said it before

and I'll say it again:
I didn't know [bleep]

started with a K.

I think I need a hug.

Mmm. I love you.

- I love you, too.
- Everything is gonna be fine.

Honestly, it's gonna be fine.

Make sure I put my
Xanax in my purse.

I got your back, bitch.

(Vince)
We came out here in 1969.

- Lived on Queens Road.
- 1969, wow.

And guess who our next-door
neighbors were?

- Who?
- And we became

very close friends.

The Jacksons. Jackson 5.

- Oh, my God, really?
- Oh, yeah, yeah.

For two years, we lived there,
and they lived next door.

- And we were best friends.
- Would you see the kids?

Michael Jackson used to come by
and clean their house.

I still have some unresolved
business with Brandi,

and I hate that things
are still so up in the air,

but what can I do about it?

I'm over it. [sighs]

[funky music]

♪♪ ♪♪

- Hello!
- Oh, look at you!

(Lisa V) That's pretty.
(Kyle) You're all elegant,

and I'm, like, clubby.

Oh yeah, I'm ready. You like it?

That's beautiful. [gasps]

Thank you.

These do deserve a little...
The attention.

Let's give them
the attention they deserve.

Where's Ken?

He's in the car.
He's just talking business.

I'm bringing a bottle
of wine, in the car.

- You're bringing
a bottle of wine?

- Do we need an opener?
- Oh, you sweetie!

Isn't she a little cutie pie?

I know. Well, you know,

I've never met a dog
I don't like.

(Lisa V)
I've met a lot of bitches
I don't like,

but I've not met a lot of dogs
I don't like.

[upbeat music]

♪♪ ♪♪

(Pamela)
What's up with Adrienne's thing?

What is it for?
Is it a fundraiser?

- I don't know, like, I just...
- Not too sure?

(Pamela)
But the venue is amazing,
because it's nice and big.

I like those kinds of clubs,
where you get to roam around

and you're not all stuck
in one little corner.

We might need
those little areas tonight.

That's what I mean,
you can run away a little bit.

Kyle told me Lisa Rinna said

Brandi told her something.

I want to know...

if it was said,
and if it was, why?

It's the first thing she said
when she sat down.

She's like, "Why is everybody
pretending that Kim's sober

when she's not?"

Because of the one pill thing.

She said that
makes you not sober.

This is clearly a conversation
she's having with people.

What does your gut tell you?

What does your intuition
tell you?

That it's not making sense,
any of it,

so I just want to
get to the bottom of it.

[clears throat] Regardless,

one of them is lying.

Kyle told me in Palm Springs,
that Lisa Rinna told her

that Brandi said
that I needed an intervention.

So tonight, I want to ask Lisa:

what exactly did she say
to Kyle?

She's my best friend.
I love her.

If this really happened
and occurred,

then yeah, my heart
is gonna get broken.

I... I love her.

I just want to ask the questions
and be done with it,

'cause it's eating at me.

You know?

[electronic dance music]

♪♪ ♪♪

Look at this.

♪♪ ♪♪

Bobby.

Hello!

Hi girls.
You ready for a Never Hungover?

- Hi!
- Hi!

Hi, beautiful! Mwah!

How are you?

Is everything okay?
Is your dad okay?

Not yet.

Oh, my God.

Thank you! [squeals]

[laughs]

"Never Hungover."

- "Feel great tomorrow."
- Uh oh.

Too late for that.

[all greeting indistinctly]

- Hi.

Look it. Naked women.

How are you, baby?

Hanging out. Hey!

How's the party going?

We just arrived.

How's your dad?

- Same.
- Same, nothing new?

Today?
Did you hear from your mom?

Same.

I don't like to talk about it,
'cause I start to go into like...

I know, I know.
It makes you panic.

- It does.
- I know.

But if I don't ask about it...

- No, no.
- It wouldn't be polite.

Gosh, I know.
But I said, I talked to you

this morning,

and you've been so sweet
about checking in.

Oh. Hey, you know.

I love him.

Hello! Hi, how are you?

Hey, how are you doing?

[exchanging air kisses]

(Lisa V)
Adrienne, she's obviously got

something to launch,

'cause that's what she does when
she has a party.

I don't know if she's got
a new line of poofs

or whatever she's doing,

I have no idea, but I'm going to
be there to support her.

[all greeting indistinctly]

(Kevin) So cute! Oh, my God!

- How are you?
- You look so fabulous!

- Thank you!
- Look at you!

- You know my sister Kathy.
- Hello!

- Mwah!
- How are you?

- Haven't seen you for ages!
- How are you?

Long time no see!

(Kyle) There are half-naked men,

there are angels dangling from
the ceiling.

I wouldn't expect anything else
from Adrienne, except...

where is she?

Hey, where's Adrienne?
Is she here?

I don't... I don't know.

I should... I feel like
I should say hi.

(woman)
Oh, look it.
That person has a dog.

- Hey... oh, my God!
- You look stunning!

Wow, wow! Oh, my God!

This outfit! Oh, my God!

- Holy Toledo!
- A little much, [laughs]

Hold on a second.

(woman) Kim! - Hi, how are you?

How are you?

Good, how are you?
Hi, good evening.

- Hi!
- You look dynamite!

- So hot.
- Lisa Rinna's been talking

about my sobriety behind my back
to everybody.

Seems like Lisa has nothing
better to do than talk about me.

It's time to get some answers.

Coming up...

- No, hit me!
- I am not going to do that.

[bleep] hit me, I don't care!

That doesn't make it any better!
Don't be ridiculous.

[upbeat music]

(woman) Hey, Kat.

(Kathy) Hi, love.

- How are you?
- I saw David.

I know, he's so funny.
He came over...

- We're running into each other.
- I know!

I go, like, "Are you sure

"there's nothing going on
between you and Kathy?

"Because when I saw her today,
she said 'I saw your husband.'

You said 'I saw Kathy.'"

Look at this.

- I love this.
- Awesome!

I lost my husband, no surprise.
He's distracted.

My husband, I never have him.

[both laugh]

He's working, it's okay.

He's working.
He's playing a gay character.

[both laugh] - He is!

- Again?
- Two!

- [laughs]
- In a row!

- I love that!
- It's hilarious!

- I'm living with a gay man.
- He's come full circle.

- He's come full circle!
- I love that.

[laughs]

Yeah... it's true.

[electronic dance music]

♪♪ ♪♪

What about that prince thing?

- The prince?
- You letting him go tonight?

- Go out there and shake it.
- I'm too old for this!

- Go out there and shake it!
- This is my last hurrah.

I'm gonna make it work.

A big hurrah, that's for sure.

- I want those those wings.
- You want to come?

You're so gorgeous.

Thank you.

Yes.

You're amazing. Honestly.

I appreciate that.

We have to bring more of these
over from Europe.

We can fly these princes
over here.

More? How many of those
do you want?

Come on, one is enough.

Just one.

Hi, Maurice.

Hi Kim, how are you?
Did we not say hi to you?

No, I don't think so.
Not tonight.

[electronic music]

♪♪ ♪♪

(Lisa V) Hi.

Yeah, I got your email.

- Lisa?
- Yes?

I don't care
about this conversation.

- Okay.
- I've apologized to you.

- Okay.
- I've said I'm sorry,

I've told you I love you.

My dad is dying.

- And you have not reached out!
- And I'm sorry...

No one else has, except Yolanda.

And you know what?
She called me every day.

Text me every day. In two days...

He's dying in the hospital,
- I met him,

and you don't give a [bleep]
about it!

I met him for 20 seconds.

I'm very sorry about that.

- Are you?
- I'm very sorry

Are you?

- Of course I am!
- Okay.

Guess what, he's the best
[bleep] person on the planet,

Better than you,
Better than Ken,

put together!

He's the best [bleep] person
on the planet!

Okay, I see. Brandi.

Of course I feel sorry about
Brandi's father,

but we just don't have that kind
of relationship,

that I'm going to pick up
the phone and call her,

especially after she slapped me.

It's kind of like, "I'm done."

I don't want to do this,
and I can't handle this!

I'm not replying to texts
every day, all day long.

I can't do this tonight!

Listen...

- Brandi...
- Leave me alone!

- I want my dad to be okay!
- I'm sorry for your father!

I am sorry, Brandi.

[breathing unsteadily]

I apologized to you.

I emailed you!
I tried to give you flowers!

I felt it was hypocritical!

I'm not a hypocrite.
Although I'm an ass[bleep],

generally all the time.

- I'm not a hypocrite.
- I am sorry

for what you're going through
with your father.

Yeah, I know, it's fine.

I don't want to
have a go at you now,

but it wasn't a joke,
that's all I'm saying.

- No, I am not going to...
- Hit me!

[bleep] hit me, I don't care!

That doesn't make it any better!

Don't be ridiculous. Okay?

Forget it, it's done.
I've forgotten it.

I can't, Lisa.
I can't pretend anymore.

I love you. This is bull[bleep].

I thought we were in
a good place in Amsterdam.

I joked around,
I took it too far.

- I'm sorry...
- That's all I'm saying!

(Lisa V)
I think it was only
a matter of time

before Brandi revealed herself
for who she really was.

She doesn't understand
the value of friendships.

That you can't just apologize

and expect things
to go back to normal.

Life's not like that.

Brandi, I feel sorry for you.
You're in such a...

I don't want you
to feel sorry for me!

- I'm [bleep] fine!
- I feel sorry

- for your situation.
- I am [bleep] fine!

Okay, good.

- Right, thank you.
- I feel sorry

for your situation
with your father.

You understand what I'm saying?

[electronic music]

♪♪ ♪♪

Yeah, let's sit.

Lisa, I would like to have
this minute with you.

Kyle told me that you said

that Brandi said I needed
an intervention.

We had a very, you know,
mature conversation about it.

It was not talking behind your
back in any way, shape or form.

But did you use the word
"intervention"?

About... you have to ask Brandi.

I'm asking you if you used
the word "intervention."

You know what? I agreed

to not go there with you,
so I'm not even going to...

I'm asking you what you said.

I'm not asking you
what Brandi said,

I'm asking you
what you said to Kyle.

It's as simple as that.

Well, you asked...
What did Kyle say?"

I just said,
Kyle said that you said,

that Brandi said,
so I'm asking what you said.

Brandi said that, you know,
she's so vulnerable,

and there's such a vulnerability
about her sobriety,

and that if you...
If you broach it,

that that could take her
over the edge.

Kyle, we talked about
an intervention.

- With Kim?
- Yeah.

Too complicated for me.

Is it really complicated,
to repeat...

It is complicated.

You can't say what you said?

(Lisa R)
Go talk to your friend Brandi,
your best friend, Brandi.

You go talk to her,
you find out from her.

Brandi's been saying the exact
same things about Kim,

even... even more
than I've ever said.

I'm asking what you have said
to somebody.

So that I can put
the pieces together,

of what's being said about...

This is nothing to do about me,

or whether I have a...

What does it have to do with?

It just... you said that she said
I needed an intervention.

No, no, no. She told me

that Brandi said
you need an intervention.

Isn't that correct?

We talked about a lot of things,

- and in that conversation...
- So she didn't say

- I needed an intervention?
- No, that's... no, I was told...

Not like that.

(Lisa V) Okay, move up.

(Lisa R) It's harder...
(Kyle) Did you mean...

- Oh, no, no, stay!
- Oh no, you have it.

(Lisa R)
But it's harder to put it

in black and white terms
like that.

It's a much bigger conversation
than that,

so just to put it in that,
like, sentence...

(Kyle)
Okay, I just took what
you told me and I told her.

And I asked you first.
I want to make sure she knows

I was telling her the truth.

(Yolanda)
But did you say it exactly

the way she told you,
that's the question.

- That's right.
That's all I wanted to know.

(Kim) Thank you.
(Kyle) That was 100%

the word that was used.

Okay, we're good!
That's all I wanted to know.

We're good.

(woman) Well, I wanna be clear...

Well, actually,
she told me what she...

(Kim)
You guys all figure it out.
I figured mine out, thank you.

(Elaine) Okay, so then...
- Thank you so much.

(Kyle) Well, I'm confused.
(Kim) Oh, I'm good.

(Kyle)
Before you leave,
do you want to explain...

(Kim) No, I'm good, thank you.

You clarified it for me
just fine.

I've had it!

You have gone around,
and gone to everybody,

and made something
out of nothing.

And it is going to ruin
my reputation and my life

and all that I have
worked hard for.

Lisa, I said,
"I hope you don't mind,

I'm going to say this to Kim,"
and I did,

and now when I said it, I feel...

- Kyle.
- That you made me look

- like a liar to her.
- No, no, no.

Why isn't Lisa speaking up
and being honest?

Why isn't she backing me up,
here?

And I already have
enough problems.

Kyle, I don't want to get into
it with your sister about...

Just tell the truth, though.
That's fine, like,

just say "That's what I said and
that's what she said."

(Elaine) Lisa, really?

You love the truth.
Now is the time to tell it.

Your sister said
"Do not talk to me

about my anything."

- Okay.
- And I went "Okay."

- It's very clear, though,
- Go talk to Brandi.

You said to me...
I asked your permission,

- That's right.
- And with that permission,

I went to my sister and I said,

"Just so you know, I told Lisa
I was going to tell you this,"

and then she comes to confirm it
and it's not confirmed,

- and then she's like...
- But why should I have to

confirm that to your sister,
Kyle?

Because that's the truth!

Lisa knows the truth,

and I know the truth.

Why won't she say that
to my sister?

This is un-be-lievable.

Coming up...

What is it she said that I said,

because I would like
to know that.

That you wanted
to intervene on me.

- No.
- Intervention.

I'm a magician... are you guys
ready for some magic?

[cheers and applause]

I'm gonna do something crazy.
I'm gonna disappear.

But to do this, I need a little
bit of music, please.

[upbeat pop music]

♪♪ ♪♪

All right, here we go.

On the count of three...

I have some issues

with your sister right now,

and I cannot go down

that road with her.

But, Kyle, you already
confirmed it to her.

[cheers and applause]

You should probably have said,
"This is what happened."

(Kyle) Was that Adrienne?

You said to me...
I asked your permission.

- That's right.
- And with that permission,

I-I went to my sister, I said...

Just, you know, "I told Lisa
I was gonna tell you this."

And then she comes to confirm
it, and it's not confirmed,

and then she looks at me
like I'm lying.

But why should I have to confirm
that to your sister, Kyle?

Because that's the truth.

I get it.
I get why Kyle needs this.

'Cause her sister's so
[bleep] up.

I'm just... I-I won't go there.

I'm being real stubborn
about it.

Lisa, I have to say the only
reason why she went to Kim

was because of what
you said to her.

I went to my sister to...
To let her know that I...

You have to back it up.

Best friend in the world to her.

And that this is the concern

and explain your position.

I was explaining your position,
by the way.

I was defending you.

I told my sister,
"Lisa Rinna is a good person."

"She's a kind person.

"She was coming from
a good place,

and she was coming from that
place

'cause Brandi said this,
this, this, and this.

I see that you're
really upset about it, I do.

Why are you so scared
of your sister?

I'm not scared.
I told you the truth.

- That's not what she's saying.
- I think you're scared

by not admitting what you told
me right now.

You just have to back up
the story

'cause you told me
that same thing.

I know, but I don't want... I...

She's there saying
what happened.

You got to tell her
what happened.

There's never gonna be
resolution

unless we tell the truth.

Just own it.

I think Kim's gonna believe
whatever she's gonna believe.

- No, but...
- You know what?

You know what it is?
If you open the door,

you can't open the door
a little.

You can't open the door
a little.

- It's open.
- You gotta open...

- Yeah, but it's open.
- Well, but you had a chance

right there to say
this is what happened.

Why does... why does she need
to be validated again?

That's my question. Why?

'Cause if you've given me
the permission

and she asks, you've just got to
tell the truth.

(Lisa V)
'Cause she doesn't believe
necessarily

that Brandi said that.

She needs to hear it from you,
you know what I'm saying?

- I guess.
- You're the horse's mouth.

I-I-I mean, fine.

I mean, you know,
the last thing I want to do

is to talk to Kim Richards
about anything

that has to do with sobriety,
intervention,

and everything that was said.

This is a lose-lose situation
for me,

and if I'm gonna support
anybody,

I am supporting Kyle and Eileen.

I'm not doing this

to bring Kim Richards
any satisfaction.

- Kim.
- You seen my sister, Kathy.

I don't talk... you want to
talk to me, you come here.

- What?
- You get...

I don't want to get
in the middle of this.

You want to talk to me,
you can come here.

I'm not going over
to that table.

First of all, you need
to go hear the truth

Because she didn't want
to say it.

- Now she says she wants...
- No. I don't want

to talk to her right now.

She... tell her not to
even come over here right now.

Why are you yelling at me
over there?

I... what I told you
was the truth.

I need to have
your sister's back here.

Okay, right now, I don't
want to talk to your right now.

I need a break right now
from you.

- I'm very upset.
- Will you just listen

- to what she has to say?
- I don't want to talk

- right now, I'm sorry.
- Why don't you want to talk

- to me?
- I don't even want to talk

right now, I don't.
I want to talk to my sister

- alone, please.
- No, but Kim,

can you just please listen
to what she's gonna say?

I don't... no. Stop it.

- You need to know...
- I just told you what I wanted

and you need to respect me.

And I'm telling you I don't want
to talk to you right now.

I'll be over in a minute.

Right now I want
to talk to her alone.

- All right.
- Thank you.

I don't like the way you talk
to me though, I have to say.

- It's not okay.
- I'm asked you nicely

- plenty of times.
- You know what?

I've asked you plenty. Nicely.

I need to have
your sister's back here.

- That's what was said.
- Okay.

Can you go please? Thank you.

Kim doesn't really want to know.

The fact that I had to
validate for her

or she wouldn't believe Kyle.

That's [bleep] up right there.

I want to know the answers.
I have the right.

- You told me something...
- I gave you...

You want confirmation, ask her.

She's willing to tell you
the truth now she said.

She didn't want to before.

- That's not my fault.
- I don't want to hear

another thing out of her mouth.

Okay. So then you can do
whatever you want.

I've heard what she
has to say several times.

They've all been lies.

She's not lied to you, Kim.

You want to believe
that it's Brandi

that's telling you
that Lisa's lying.

I don't want to believe
anything.

- I want the truth - Yes.

I don't want to believe
anything.

Then go get it.

When Kim makes up her mind
about something,

there is no reasoning with her.

Now she thinks that
Lisa Rinna's lying,

and Brandi's telling the truth.

Even though she hasn't even
spoken to Brandi yet.

I give up.

- Hi. How are you?
- You okay?

- I'm okay.
- You sure?

I just wanna talk to Kim,
and then I'm gonna go.

Yeah, I think Kim wants
to talk to you, too.

I think she's confused about,
you know, what was said.

I feel like I need
to come over to you

and tell you sorry about
your dad, first of all.

Thank you. You've been so sweet.

I'm really sorry, and I want
you to know

that I've caused, I think,
a lot of problems

because I was honest with Kyle
about our lunch,

and about talking about Kim.

I stand by everything I said,
and I...

- I know you do.
- I love Kim,

I think more than anyone here.

- No, you don't have to.
- I love her.

I know you do.

- But you need to talk to Kim.
- I'll do it right now.

Because she's the only person...
She really wants to talk to you.

- No. For sure.
- Leave [bleep] Kyle out of it.

And we're gonna stay out of it.

And we're gonna stay out of it.

- I know. And I know that.
- And you need to just...

- It was not a bad conversation.
- Of course it was not. At all.

- She didn't say that.
- Ever.

I said... I've said it
from the moment

you were coming from
a good place.

But everybody wants to believe
what they want to believe

- in this group.
- People are [bleep] toxic

- in this group.
- I'm so sorry.

And they turn [bleep]
into something it's not.

Hey, B, let's go over here
one second. Come.

I think you should talk to
Kim alone here.

I-I... yes.

So, Jacob, you were supposed
to set me up with somebody.

Yes, I was.

- This is your prince, not him.
- Honey.

This is mine.
He's already taken.

[all talking]

So, is this who
you were gonna set me up with?

- Yes, I am.
- Really? Oh.

Quite a match.

So, are you liking the match
that I'm making with you two?

- Yes.
- Yes.

Both of you are playing
matchmaker.

They are great matchmakers.

- Wow, that was good.
- No.

- Do that again.
- Okay, okay. Let's do it again.

- Let's practice.
- Oh!

- [laughing]
- There you go.

- I love this girl.
- Aww.

- See? There you go.
- He's very charming.

You wanted a prince, and I
introduce you to a real prince.

- You got your prince.
- Yes, I got a real prince.

- Aww.
- [laughing]

Just me and the prince
right there.

Hey, well, why you do...
You all right?

Just need to get in the back.

Hi. How are you?

I've been actually drinking
with your husband.

Z Oh, yeah. He's fun.

He's awesome.
I've never met him before.

Right? Oh, he's great.

I don't want Brandi to think
for a second

that I-I doubt her
or our friendship.

But I need to ask her
the question

so that I can clarify it
once and for all,

and put it to bed.

- I love you, you know that.
- Yeah.

So, wait, before you
go any further,

- your nipple's hanging out.
- Okay, well I...

So have you talked to your dad?

The same.

Okay. Um, okay.

Then I went to Palm Springs
with my sister.

So we went,
and we had a good time.

It was rough, a lot
of ups and downs.

But I, you know, I think we
worked through it until tonight.

I think we have a little more
to work on after tonight.

- But that's okay.
- What happened tonight?

Just a lot of stuff.

'Cause what happened was
when I was there

one of the things she told me
was that

Lisa Rinna had told her

that you said something
about me.

What is it that she said
that I said

because I would like
to know that.

That you wanted
to intervene on me.

Intervention.

You know what?
There's a lot of opinions.

There's a lot of things
that are going on.

But I do think that, you know,
the pressing issue is...

- Kim.
- Is Kim and her health.

I mean, it's not like we can do
an intervention on her.

No. She's not...

Maybe you have an intervention
with all of us.

So you never used those words?

No, I didn't... I've never...

I don't think I've ever said
intervention.

I-I said I don't think Kim has

a proper support system
around her.

I said I think Kim's there
for everybody.

I said I think that everyone
leans on Kim.

And I said what she, like,
she needs is

a proper therapist
and actual sober friends

that are not me, like,
drunk half the time.

Am I [bleep] worried about you
half the time right now?

I am. I don't know why.

You know, and I worry about you
too, sometimes. I get it.

- I do.
- Thank you.

And I want people to... like,
the best thing in the world...

But I think... I worry about
my other family, too.

That's just human nature.

But when somebody, like,
I worry about you

a little bit more sometimes.

That's what friendship means.

You worry about someone.
That's it.

- I do.
- And that's all it means.

And that's all it means.

That's what...
That's what friends do.

They worry about each other,
Brandi.

Hopefully.

Or they just talk [bleep]
and make it a [bleep]...

Here comes trouble.

Right here.
Right here. Right now.

Can I come and sit
with you guys for a second?

Yeah. Come on over. Sure.

- Where would you like to sit?
- I'll sit here.

Why... why are they all
standing there?

Go. Shoo, flies.

Brandi and I just talked
and she said

she didn't use the word
"intervention," and so...

It wasn't a malicious...
It was all from love.

I would say...
It's a good conversation.

I have now backed off

because I do not want
the wrath of Kim Richards.

I think Brandi is terrified
of Kim Richards,

and rightfully so because who
knows what she'll do?

She screams at you.

She's aggressive.

She's hurtful.

You know, sometimes
I think that I've learned...

I'm learning this now,

you need to just stay out of
people's business,

and mind your own business.

- Yeah, but I think it's sweet...
- But I was concerned

- just because of that night.
- Right. Okay.

These people over here
need to go the [bleep] away.

- What do you mean go?
- Go away.

Shoo, flies. Like, go away.

- I'm not...
- Excuse me?

I think...
I think in all fairness

I know, but I think she was...

Why are you telling
us to go away like that?

Because why are you standing
there staring at us like that?

I think she's concerned, too,
Brandi.

I don't want to be your friend.
I don't want to know you.

I love Kim.
I'm not doing it with Kyle.

Not doing it. [bleep].

- I need to leave. I need to go.
- You ready to go? All right.

I have zero time
for this bull[bleep].

Everyone's taking
a [bleep] turn.

I am [bleep] over it.

Jesus Christ.
Get me the [bleep] home.

Coming up:

And I-I can't do this any more.

- Yeah.
- I know.

Tonight? 'Cause I miss...

Thank God I was doing
my magic act because, uh...

You do magic now?

Are you sure you're okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

- Were you crying?
- No, no, no. No.

Yeah. Surprise, surprise.
[chuckles]

What the hell happened now?

Oh, I don't know. You know what?

I thought it looked
all copacetic.

It was for a minute,
and then all of a sudden

they all got up and left.

Why did they get up?

I was moved to do
everything I did.

I was moved.

My gut told me to act out.
I acted.

I mean, I'd like it to be
okay, awesome, no anger,

and make it all nice and fun,
but that's not life.

Life's about conflict and...
And resolution and forgiveness.

- I actually... I'm processing.
- [laughing]

I'm processing it.

She and Brandi made it personal

and made it ugly.

I've done some crazy things
over the years

is the soaps I've been on,

but I have seen nothing

like what I've seen
with these ladies.

You can't write this stuff.

I can understand how it felt
like you were attacked,

and that's why I apologized, too

'cause we didn't handle it
the right way,

whatever that way is.

Did Adrienne just now get here?

That's what I said.
I think she had a hangover.

[laughing]

Because I just seen her now.

- I know.
- We've been here for hours.

It's a whole lot
of complicated situations.

- I love you.
- I know.

- You're my best friend.
- You're mine.

I don't know where
Kyle and I stand today.

I'm hurt.

She's hurt.
Does it need to be fixed?

Yes. How do we do it?

I don't know.

I can't believe
I have tears in my eyes.

[chuckles]

You ruined my pretty makeup.

And I-I can't do this anymore.

I know. More fighting?

Tonight? 'Cause I miss... thank
God I was doing my magic act

- because, uh...
- You do magic now?

Well, I did magic earlier.
Where were you?

Oh, my God. While everybody was
getting screamed at.

I'm sure she would like...

- Rather see you do magic, yeah.
- Yeah.

I feel like these past
several months with Kim

have been one of our worst times
in our relationship ever.

And I feel like we've both
reached a point

where I just can't do this
anymore.

Just get in the [bleep] car.

I don't think fitting in is
something I'll ever want to do.

You have to accept me as I am.

Don't try to change me,
don't lecture me,

meaning when I'm wrong,
tell me I'm wrong.

But don't try to make me
into a different person.

I just don't understand why I
always have to be the bad guy.