The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (2010–…): Season 5, Episode 13 - Sister Act - full transcript

Are you sure you
want to do this?

Mum, just look at it
and tell me my heritage

and what generation
American I am.

That's all I want to know.

- Put in your name.
- What is it?

- Well, it's your real name.
- Yeah.

What, you mean the name
before I got you?

Yeah, my last name.

Well, the whole dynamic between
sisters is horrible.

It's like a horrible
thing and yet,

it's the most wonderful
thing in the world.



I'm very concerned about
what I saw between Kim and Kyle

because it was ugly.

You want to [bleep] see ghetto?
I'll [bleep] to you ghetto.

I don't play this game.
I'm not doing this.

- Hurry up, bitch.
- I am not--

Really, I know how much you've
been there for her,

and that's zero.

I don't remember everything.

Because I took a pain pill.

There is addiction going on
and no one is willing

to talk about it.

It was a party!

I'm a grown up,
I'm allowed to have drinks.

But you're not allowed
to get drunk.



You're on probation.

You know what, Yolan--I can do
whatever the [bleep] I want.

I brought Brandy, you know,
to try to break the ice

and kind of put things back
together a little bit.

Back up.

Get the [bleep]
out of my face.

No.
Really?

- You are disgusting.
- Back up.

- You are.
- A disgusting person.

Okay, you guys.

Throw me to the wolves and I
shall return leading the pack.

Character isn't what you have,
it's who you are.

You've heard a lot about me,
but it's only true

when it comes from my lips.

I'm not a bitch, but I've
played one on TV.

I've been rich
and I've been famous,

but happiness beats them both.

I'd rather spend my life kicking
ass than kissing it.

Planes and yachts are nice,
but my happiness starts at home.

Why are you doing this?

You're gonna let this person
come between us?

Kyle, you keeping doing it.
I'm trying--

- I came here tonight.
- [bleep] you.

Oh, okay, Kyle.

I'm gonna cry.

I don't want to cry.

Kim, I don't think
we need to be here.

Seriously.

It's so weird, she's my sister.
I love her, I came to--

I'm not saying
you don't love her,

but she just yelled at you at
a party in front of your face,

and said, "[bleep] you."

Why would you want
to stay here?

- What did I even do to her?
- Nothing.

That's the point.

- Why are you so upset?
- No.

Okay, breathe through your nose,
okay.

Why are they still here?
Just go.

I can't stay here 'cause I'm
gonna punch her in [bleep] face.

- Can we go?
- I would like to go.

I just heard them say
"Why are they still here?"

I--I can't believe it.
I heard it too.

- Can we go?
- Unbelievable.

- Like, I just want to go.
- Yeah, yep.

Like, it's--we're not wanted,
let's go.

Yep.

Kim asked me to be involved.

I'm not gonna not be there for
her when she asks me for help.

Just because Kyle doesn't
want me involved.

Kyle doesn't
want to be involved,

so what the [bleep]
is she doing?

She should butt out of it.

I don't want to hurt you.
I really am your friend.

I'm just trying to help.

No, the thing is, it's like,
you said, like,

I wouldn't say anything
about her, like,

but what would you
say about her?

What would you say about her?

It's like she was
trying to get you

to say something
bad about me.

Right, exactly, and that's,
like, the whole point.

It's like I don't understand.

That's not anyone's business.

I talked to Kim and I've called
you late at night, you're like,

"That's what Kim does."

And you're--

Do you hear what I'm saying,
Kim?

- Do you hear this?
- What?

- I--I don't understand.
- What does Kim do?

Say what--why you want
to elaborate on that?

- Why would you want to do that?
- No.

Because she's doing it,
I don't want--

'Cause that's what
you're doing now.

I don't know what I've done.

Like, I don't know
what I've done to her.

She throws you under the bus.

And then she runs over crying,
like she was victimized.

Brandi is [bleep] mean.

She knows nothing about--about
anything and I said,

you always act like you're
the [bleep], you know,

the truth canon.

You always get your information
wrong, it's a--you lie.

Exactly.
Exactly.

Now you are feeling
how I felt last year.

This is not about you
right now, Lisa!

I'm not saying it's about me.

Kyle needs to get to a place
like I have done with Brandi.

Nothing she say permeates.

Because I know who she is

and I know she's looking
for a reaction.

Well, I'm saying I understand,
I'm not saying it's about me.

But you get sometimes--

I've--I already got that.
I warned you before.

And you didn't listen to me
before that!

Okay, okay, you're right,
you're right.

You're right.
Stop it.

I'm not fighting you, okay.
Pull yourself together.

You're gonna work it out
with your sister.

Maybe Brandi, never.

I don't know why--coming
to the--Kim is being mean to me.

Kim and I went--I visited Kim
yesterday and we were perfect.

Everything was good.

You've always been
my best friend.

I've taken care of you.

You've taken care of me.

Nobody can come between that.

I just get too upset like this.

Especially with my sister.

Brandi can [bleep] off
but, like, my sister,

like, she's coming between us.

She's not a good influence
and not a good friend to her.

I am not understanding why
Kim seems to be so blinded

by what Brandi's doing.

What she's done to everybody,
what she just did to me,

her own sister.

Why doesn't she see
those things?

If it just had just been Brandi
I could've handled it,

but Kim--the way she was acting
threw me over the edge.

They're just like that
right now.

- And she's blaming me!
- For what?

I don't know, I was confused,
I don't know.

Darling, you've got
to calm down now.

You have nothing
to be blamed for.

Now stop it, now.
Okay.

You know what, you know
what's not okay?

Is that anybody turns
anything around.

- I don't like that.
- Manipulative.

- Very manipulative.
- It's very manipulative.

I would like to figure out
why Brandi gets angry.

Why do you do that?
Why are you like that?

What's happened to you?

I'm sorry that this happened.

I feel like I knew
I shouldn't have come.

It was just rude and mean.

I don't--I don't understand her
and me anymore, honestly.

I don't understand, like...

I just need to fix my face
and not embarrass myself

in front of my friends.

So basically, in a nutshell,
you don't think Brandi's been

a good friend to Kim?

It's way bigger than that now.

It's way deeper than that,
yeah.

Let me just say hi
to these people.

You guys, I'm really--
I'm really, really

really sorry, so.

We're good.
We're having fun.

Uh, I had good intentions
but I'm--I'm really sorry

that happened.

It's really--it's very upsetting
to see two sisters like that.

And to see Kyle so upset
like that now, twice.

My sisters and I--everybody's
always fought, it's in-fighting

and you pair with one,
and you take sides and whatever.

I always had differences
with my sisters,

and I still do
but unfortunately,

I have lost two of my sisters
in the last five years

very suddenly and I think
the most important thing is

to try to make it work
and to never give up.

What I thought we had
come to is that Kim

was on pain medication,
that's why [bleep] hit the fan

the night of the poker party.

But obviously,
it's very much alive still.

It wasn't just
a pain medication thing,

and there's more stuff going on.

I know that she's got
these issues,

but her real issue
is she's an addict.

I think Kim's an addict.

She's an addict.

And everybody's trying
to protect her,

and everyone's trying to--
I--and which, I understand.

I have a lot of personal history
with recognizing--

and with addiction, 'cause both
of Harry's brothers

were very addicted,
and I watched

them basically drop dead.

One time out can make an addict
go right back to using.

One time out.

And I just don't want people
to not look at that, you know.

I--I don't want to say,
you know, she's back on drugs

or she's drinking, but she needs
help if she's taking a pill

that she didn't really know
what it was and--

you can't--if you're an addict,
you can't take anything.

Just because you're sober
doesn't mean

you're not an addict anymore,
you're just a sober addict.

So...it applies to Kim.

If I were to be really honest,
I would say everyone

is enabling an addict, you know.

In what way?

Well not everyone but, I mean,
whoever's around her.

Whoever is close to her.

There's weird behavior going on.

I would think these girls would
be so fed up with it by now,

they would just call her
on her [bleep].

You want to get her
in this side?

Yes.

Kim's got everybody scared, and
no one wants to deal with it.

I'm really hurt by my sister.

That was wrong.

Coming up...

One Life To Live, you just won
an Emmy award.

No, it wasn't One Life To Live,
though.

It was Days Of Our Lives.

Days Of Our Lives,
the better one.

It's okay.

Oh, yeah.
Right in here.

- Hi.
- Hi, how are you?

- Good to see you.
- Hi.

Look at how tall you are.

- We both have tiny shorts on.
- I know.

So where do I go?
Right here?

Uh, you go over here.

Or across--oh, yeah.

Thanks for coming.
You're tan.

Oh, really?
It's my, um...

Woodland Hills.

No, Jergens self tanner.

I have my podcast once a week
and it's really turned into

an outlet for me, and I love it.

Adam Corolla told me,

"You just have
to keep practicing."

And I'm doing it.
He's like, "Just don't stop."

So, I'm not stopping.

Welcome to Brandi Glanville
unfiltered.

I'm sitting here with Heather
McDonald--actress, comedian,

mother, real estate agent--

- Step mother.
- Part time hooker, step mother.

- Sister, daughter.
- Yes.

Have you ever
slept with Joe Francis?

No, I have not.

People ask you that
a lot, or assume--

No one has asked me
that but you.

-Oh, really?
- No.

'Cause you guys seem--really?

No, I, um, I became friends
with him like many years ago,

and he's, you know, we have
a lot in common,

he went to USC too.

- You're blushing.
- Am I blushing?

Oh, my God.

I definitely push
the envelope on my podcast.

I just feel like--my mom
always said,

as long as people are
talking about you,

don't worry about
what they're saying.

It's when they stop talking
you should be worried.

We just are, like,
friends and, no,

I've never kissed him
or anything.

We'll be right back
with Heather McDonald,

the very funny, very tall
real-titted lady.

Oh, you look so pretty!

- You look like a movie star.
- Oh, I love this color.

- Thank you.
- Oh, I love this on you.

- Yeah, that looks gorgeous.
- Movie star.

- I'm excited.
- [clapping]

Have I told you guys
the whole thing about this?

- No, tell us.
- Nervous or not?

You know, a little bit.
I'm in a unitard.

Who wouldn't be?

- Um--
- You're in a unitard?

In the movie--you're--
in the movie?

Well, it's a science
fiction movie.

Eileen has invited us
to the Burbank Film Festival.

I didn't know Burbank
had a film festival.

And after what happened
at my gay mixer,

I will go anywhere as long
as it doesn't involve fighting

and screaming and crying.

So your friend is the director?

My friend is the
writer/director.

Oh, okay.

He's a casting director who,
I think, Lisa knows.

- Oh, who is it?
- I bet you I do.

His name is Craig Campobasso
and we actually--

I know that name.

We actually met--I was reading
for Red Sonja years ago.

- Red Sonja?
- In the 80s.

- Yes.
- Red Sonja with Schwarzenegger.

Oh, the one with,
uh, Brigitte Nielsen.

It was between me
and that bitch.

- No, I'm kidding.
- Brigitte Nielsen.

- Yes.
- I heard she's like an Amazon.

That's why she probably got it.

Oh, whatever.

But, um, anyway, so that's where
he and I met.

This was like 30 years ago.

I studied acting in Los Angeles.

I actually cleaned the bathrooms
at the acting studio

to pay for the classes
that I took.

I started working when
I was 21 and a half,

doing a couple of B movies
and then I got

The Young and The Restless
before my 23rd birthday.

Well, I'm glad you guys
are friends again.

I know things were getting
a little testy the other night.

Who, us?
No, we're fine.

A little--emotions were high.

- Well, you know.
- Oh, yes, they were, yes.

Is everything better now?

We have to work with...

Yes, I do, but I'm putting
it down to the fact

that you were upset.

I was very upset, so.

(Eileen)
Is everything better with Kim
now?

I don't even know.

I mean, I haven't spoken to her,
to be honest.

Okay.

Having my sister pass
so recently,

it's just very fresh in my mind
that really all you have is now.

So I hope they realize
how precious their relationship

is with each other.

Just ask a question of why does
and do you think she does that?

Why--what's Brandi's
need to do that?

I--I can't figure that out,
to tell you the truth.

I don't know the answer to that.

I mean, I've seen enough of
addiction where I go,

"Oh, my God," if she wanted
to straighten up her life

and--and change her
whole paradigm,

she needs to get clean.

She's an addict.

I'm kind of getting the message
that I've crossed over the line,

I'm gonna be Brandi's
next target.

So I'm just praying
that I'm not.

I'm not quite ready for my body
bag, but if I do get a body bag,

I want it to be Louis Vuitton
with, like, a diamond zipper.

I'm sorry,
that's what I see.

I think--removing even that,
I think she's a very

angry person,
and I've made excuses.

For a long time, I didn't.

You know, way back before when,
you know, I had... warned you.

Yeah, but... I just
don't--almost--

But then later, I--I started
to say, well she's, you know,

been hurt and that's why she's
so angry, but it's not okay.

There's a lot of people
who have gone through

a lot worse than her.

Absolutely, it's--it's not--
it's just something that I think

she sees other people are happy
and she kind of wants to...

Lisa and I, of course,
wondered why is she like this.

Is it alcohol, is it this,
is it that?

You know what, she's an
ass[bleep].

The bottom line is she's getting
something from being that way

or she wouldn't be acting
that way.

- It's like a 3-year-old.
- There's a payoff.

Doesn't matter if you get
good attention or bad attention,

you want attention.

Here's my question for you.

Chelsea Handler can say
anything she wants.

Right.

- And nothing happens.
- Right.

Like, anything.
Like, beyond.

Uh-huh.

I--I say one thing on this
podcast, and I'm going straight

to hell and, like, right away.

Yes.

What's your take--I mean,
you aren't as, like,

controversial as she is,
you don't say half the [bleep]

that she says, but do you think
you could get away with it?

There's no rules--I mean,
there's no rules to anything,

so it's like, yeah, you can just
say what you want but you might,

you know--you've got to just
learn how to react differently.

Shut up?

I just tell people to go
[bleep] themselves.

Right, you just have
to learn on your own reaction.

When it comes to something
I've said on my podcast

that offends people, when
it's something like I call

one of my sons an ass[bleep]
for putting a popsicle

in my underwear drawer,
and saying the garbage can

was too far away,
I'm sticking with that.

And were there 100 blogs saying
I'm a horrible person?

Yes, there were.

I refuse to apologize,
because that was a dick move.

'Cause, like, I used to get
so sensitive.

I used to, like, cry at work.

Oh, I don't cry, I just get
pissed and say [bleep] off,

I'm not apologizing.

Yeah.

I have no problem apologizing
when I'm wrong,

but I'm not wrong with Kyle
in this situation,

so she's not getting
an apology from me.

Not ever.

All right, thank you so much
for being here.

- We'll do it again soon, right?
- Yes.

All right.
Be right back.

Will not be--but actually,
I'm leaving.

Going to pick up my son, I lied.
That's it.

Are you guys here
for the film festival?

all: Yes.
- Right this way.

Thank you.

I love the Burbank Film
Festival.

It happens every year,

It's in a mall.

The red carpet is really kind
of... a bath mat.

Okay, you guys, I'm gonna go on
down, I'll see you down there.

- Okay, have fun.
- You look gorgeous.

- Work it, baby.
- Thank you.

- Work it, girl!
- Oh, shut up!

- Watch me trip.
- Good luck!

Some people are at Cannes.

We're at the Burbank Film
Festival.

I'm looking for Angelina
and Brad Pitt but I just--

I don't--I don't see them.

We're here on the red carpet
for Stranger at the Pentagon--
Eileen!

Hi.

- Eileen Davidson.
- Hello.

- How are you, beautiful.
- I'm well, thank you.

[cheers]

Eileen Davidson in the house.

Star of Young And The Restless.

Yeah, hi.

One Life To Live, you just won
an Emmy award.

No, it wasn't
One Life To Live, though.

It was Days Of Our Lives.

Days Of Our Lives,
the better one.

It's okay.

I fancy a glass of wine.

Is there anything here,
do you think?

Yeah.

I could have a Coke
and a popcorn.

I think--yeah.

Well let's--should we
get something?

You're in Stranger
at the Pentagon,

performance is fabulous,
it's out of this world.

Aww.
Oh--well said.

Oh, yeah, we can get candy.

- What would you recommend?
- Are your hot dogs good?

The pizza, the hot dog,
or the chicken tenders?

- And tell the truth.
- Truth.

Tenders.
Chicken tenders are fresh.

- Over the hot dog?
- The hot dog?

- Hot dog.
- Yeah, I'll get a hot dog.

- Should we get a hot dog?
- Yeah, I'll have a bite.

Okay, we'll have a hot dog.

We're gonna have to override you
and go with the hot dog.

That's fine.

I'm very good with a hot dog.
Make no mistake about it.

How do you think I got here?

Okay, you gonna have
a bite of this then, come on?

You didn't put mustard on it.

That's mine--I just got my
lipstick and you stuck

your straw in it.

Oh, well I didn't know
you ordered one too.

- Well congratulations, Eileen.
- Thank you so much.

It's great to see you.

Let's hear it for Eileen
Davidson, everybody!

- It's a short film, is it?
- Yeah.

- Lisa wants to know how short.
- I know, she does.

Uh, hello.
Job well done.

- Thank you.
- Yay!

- Do you want something to eat?
- How did it go?

It was fine.
It was fine.

You look gorgeous.

Once you're up there and you're
doing it, you're okay.

- You look great.
- Aw, thank you.

- Well, I would love a soda.
- What happens now?

Now we go in.

(man)
All right, Ms. Davidson.

When did I become the star
of this movie?

(man)
You are.

I want you to stay here
on the mother ship now.

Where it's safe.

But I feel something horrible's
gonna happen to you.

I want you to summon up
all the strength

that's inside you...

[laughs]

Until this is over.

Eileen's movie is
outer-spacey, you know,

kind of... hard-to-explain
movie that's--

I don't even remember
what it's about, exactly.

Thank you so much for coming out

to the Burbank International
Film Festival.

A unitard onscreen.

It's better than naked
with, you know, spread eagle.

- Eileen Davidson.
- Woo-hoo!

- Good job.
- Ooh, I'm so glad that's over.

- Very good job.
- And you looked gorgeous.

- Yeah, you did.
- Thank you.

Coming up...

You're saying
am I an alcoholic.

You've heard that
about your daughter.

- So I set it up all out here.
- Okay, it looks nice.

I mean, I--I'm sure your mat
is a lot better

than this cheap-o one
that I have.

No, it's okay.

[doorbell rings]

Coming.

- Hi, babe.
- Oh, I was just gonna come in.

Hi.

You don't need to ring
the doorbell anymore.

I know.
[muffled speech]

Ooh, oh, shoot.
You have company.

If you want a cup of water?

I have water outside,
and the mats.

- Oh!
- I set everything up.

- And this is Keith.
- Hi, Keith.

- Hi, how are you doing?
- How are you?

- Keith, Brandi.
- Brandi, nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.
Yes.

Looking forward
to practicing, right?

We--we suck at this so, okay.

There's no such thing, right?
It's just--

Well I said, let's suck
at it together.

- Yeah, it's just, no judgment.
- We're here to suck together.

So let's--let's talk about this
a little bit before we start.

Perfect.
I agree, let's talk about it.

Let's--let's get Brandi
motivated here.

Okay, get motivated, okay.

You know, hearing from Kyle
the intensity of the emotions

that are, you know,
within Brandi--

We were standing there
and she put her fist up

like she was gonna hit me.

And I said to her,
"You would do that,

you're that kind of girl."

And she said, "Yeah, I am,
you better back the [bleep] up."

She has to make
a lifestyle change.

Popping a Xanax is not really
dealing with the core

of her issues.

I just get frustrated
'cause I'm very competitive

and when I can't do something,
I want to punch a wall and quit.

(Keith)
Right.

Oh, now we know why you
have a little anger.

I have my dad's temper,
for sure.

Frustration.

I've tried yoga before
with my ex-husband

and it didn't help--we still
got a divorce, so.

So the first pose we'll start
in is child's pose,

so we have the knees out wide
and let your big toes touch.

So just kind of take the tension
out of your neck.

So from now, we're gonna
go into table top

so palm's gonna be
under your shoulders.

You're gonna take the right hand
and knee forward.

And from here, let's take
the left leg and extend it back.

[squeaks]

And just find the difference
from one side to the other.

Bring your hands into prayer.

So it'll be--yeah, like...

Just kind of find that
connection there.

Dear Lord, please let
Kyle Richards move to Colorado.

And never come back.

Is that really what
you're thinking about

in this spiritual moment?

No, but I--I forgot
we're praying.

After thinking about it,
Colorado may be too close.

Maybe West Africa, like, in that
city where Ebola started.

I'm not doing this every week,
that's for sure.

- [laughs]
- Stop laughing.

I think that she's down there.

Okay, oh--oh, no, it's--oh,
there she is.

Here.
Oh, let's have a look.

Oh, it looks fantastic.
Oh, well done.

- Get some wine to match.
- Are you excited?

- Fabulous.
- Yeah, are you kidding me?

- Look at it.
- Huh?

Pandora came to me with the idea
of taking our sangria recipe

that we've sold for years
at Villa Blanca and SUR

and bottling it and taking
it to the market.

- Put one of this in your cart.
- Oh, bloody hell.

- Rosita.
- It's so heavy.

Have you seen Max, Pandi?

Not in a few da--I live
on a plane.

- So after 22 years, right?
- Yeah.

He suddenly says to me
that he wants to find out

his genetic background.

Right.

So we've done
this genetic testing.

How did I not know
about this?

Because you've been away,
because you've been doing this.

Well, what is he trying
to find out?

I don't know.
I don't know.

Well, why now?

I mean, he's never worried
about it before.

What do you think?

He's always just been
a part of our family.

Do you really want another
family coming into the picture?

I don't think they will,
so don't even say that.

Let's put this here.
Don't even say that.

Stop.
Stop.

You see the ripple effect
of me saying Max

wants to know his background,
but Max isn't saying

this is the first step in trying
to find his biological family.

Maybe that's my fear.

He's saying, this is what
I want to know,

and maybe that's all
he wants to know.

Why are you crying anyway?

Well, I don't want
to think about it.

He's ours.

Well it's not--
that's not gonna change,

he's always gonna be ours.

I need you to be supportive
of whatever he wants,

do you understand?

- Yeah.
- No?

We look like bloody idiots.

Taking your hands to your
forehead as we finish

the practice and prayer.

Namaste.

both: Namaste.

- Thank you, guys.
- Thank you.

It's so hard for me to hear
people talk about, you know,

you being aggressive and--and,
you know, all that stuff.

When I was talking to the girls,
you know, they're saying,

you know, wow, she's--
Brandi's an angry drunk

and she's drinking too much
and we think she has--

- Who's saying this?
- Just the girls.

At some point you got to say,
"You know what,

I can't behave like that."

It's getting to the point
where I want to drink more

to--to tell them that--when you
tell me not to do something,

I do it, and that's been me
my whole life

'cause I do not like
to be bossed around.

When you're drinking,
you respond aggressively

to certain people.

I wasn't drinking
the other night with Kyle.

Not to me personal.
Yeah.

She was drunk when I got there,
I ordered a glass of wine

and 20 minutes later,
she's in my face.

- Yeah.
- I was sober, she wasn't.

Yeah.

So I don't know what
she told you.

I just don't want people
to start going around

saying that you're an alcoholic,
because even, I mean,

pause right there--I mean,
if you are,

then I want to help you and--
because it's a true disease,

and let me be--let me help you.

I'm not and if I--if I was,
I would get help.

There's no shame in my game.

You at least, at some point,
got to take responsibility

for your actions and--and maybe
it's time for her

to look in the mirror and go--
and like, okay,

she knows I only have
good intent with her.

If--if that was a problem,
I would want you to come

to me and say you know what,
I need help.

I would not wake up every
morning and get the kids

to school on time,
do my podcasts,

do everything that I do--
all the meetings, everything,

if I woke up and that was
what I do.

But then--but--but you can
also not go out and drink.

That--that little bit too much
where you start behaving

like an ass[bleep],
where I can't--you know,

I'm raising daughters,
I can't--I can't be a hypocrite

and support that
kind of behavior.

You're saying am I an alcoholic.

You've heard that about your
daughter, I mean, and she's not.

So.

Who--who said that
about my daughter?

I--I have never heard
that about my daughter.

Okay, but that's what people
have been saying lately,

and she's not, you know it,
she had made a mistake.

But I mean, here--here we go,
here we go.

I'm--you're now personally
attacking me...

No, I'm not.

About my daughter,
while I'm just trying

to help you with your friend.

- Oh, my gosh, I was not.
- Well, it is.

- I'm not attacking you.
- She's 17--you--you--you are.

I'm not.

Which is okay, I'm just pointing
it out to you.

Oh, my gosh, I am not
attacking you.

I'm just pointing it out to you
that you're making this--

I'm not attacking you.

I'm just trying to--

I'm making a comparison to you.

Seriously, Brandi,
you want to stab me

below the belt?

The one person that,
you know, is trying to back you?

I mean, you do whatever
you want to do.

Exactly.

Listen, I'm not your mother.

I mean, exactly.

And you behave
how you want to do.

I just want you to--to
understand that by putting

that energy out there
in the world, that,

at the end of the day,
you know, it's gonna come back.

It's gonna come back
to your children

and that's what, at the end
of the day, it comes down to.

I do everything and everything
I do is for my children.

I know that.

I just don't care what
anyone else thinks.

So just stop talking about it.
Stop talking about me.

Like, just get a new subject.

So if these bitches want
to say she drinks too much,

never being around me
and my children,

I don't care.

Coming up...

It's so easy for you to say,

"I didn't hear that, oh,
I don't remember that."

[bleep] that.

, where are you going?

I'm going to the Rose Bowl.
My goodness.

- And Robin's taking you.
- Yes.

And you're seeing One Direction.

Mom, just, please,
I don't have time for this.

- Take a deep breath.
- Mom, mom.

- That's all?
- Yes.

And, wait, one more thing.

Mom, I need to leave--no, stop,
I need to leave.

What--what time are you going
to be back?

Mom, I don't know.

I'm not even kidding,
I need to leave.

- Okay.
- I'm not kidding.

Good bye.

Teenage daughters
living in Los Angeles,

trying to keep them off drugs,

trying to keep them
from having sex,

trying to keep them
from becoming

snotty little ass[bleep].

I mean, it's a full time job.

Did you like that?
I did not.

Giggy, you're the cool
son-in-heir, look at you.

A little Lord Fauntleroy
sitting there.

- Mom.
- No cookie.

- Hi, Max.
- Hi.

- Hey.
- How are you?

I'm good, how are you?
How are you?

- Good.
- Yeah?

You smell of drink, anyway,
I can smell it from here.

Well, yeah, of course.

What do you mean, well, yeah?

- Where did you go last night?
- I went to Warwick.

- I'm not impressed by that.
- Yeah.

I'm not, don't laugh.

You can't tell me anything
'cause you--you're...

you're the worst example.

I'm the best example,
what are you talking about?

Well, you were partying
when we were kids.

- Oh, you are such a liar.
- Yeah?

I wasn't partying
when you were kids.

Yeah, you were, you were like...
you threw parties all the time.

I remember that.

But I wasn't out till 3, 4:00
in the morning getting wasted.

What do you want
me to do, Mom?

Well, what are you here for?

Well, I got the results today,
that's why I brought this.

Well look at them.
Why didn't you look at them?

'Cause I was waiting
to do it with you.

And it kind of feels weird,
I guess.

- Does it?
- Yeah, a little bit.

A little strange.

I think maybe I have
a little more anxiety

than Max does at this point.

What can be on
the computer screen

that's gonna change our lives?

So does it make you feel
weird when you see that name?

I never wanted you
to see that name.

I didn't want to confuse you.

No, it's not--I mean,
it is a little weird.

- Is it weird or not?
- Yeah.

Tell me the truth.

Don't just like, you know,
push it into a box

and then when you don't
talk about it

and then it upsets you.

Is it weird?

[sighs]
Yeah.

- It is.
- It is. Yeah.

Max, he's never looked at me
and said,

"I want to know the name
that I was born with.

And I don't know
what it means for him.

Maybe nothing at all.

But it still throws me, and I
don't want it to throw him.

Okay, let's see...
[speaking indistinctly]

Wow.

Scandinavian.

Irish.

- Irish?
- I don't look Irish.

I can't believe it.

I don't know if I would ever
be ready for him to really

dig deep into this background.

But if Max wants
to do something,

my feelings aren't important.

And I want him to be very
reassured by that fact.

If you met your birth
mother tomorrow,

how would you feel about her?

I don't want to meet
her tomorrow.

And I don't--I wouldn't
know how to feel.

I mean, like,
life happens, I guess.

She had to give me up
or whatever...

For whatever reason,
and that's that.

It's over.

And--and look
where I am now.

It's better.

All the same.

Why?
You worried about it?

Of course I'm being--
I've been worried about that

since the day I picked you up.

He can ask me
whatever he wants.

He can find whoever he wants.

Max will always think of me
as his mother.

It doesn't matter.

I need some more water.

- You certainly do.
- [laughs]

Do you want anything?

Make me a cup of tea.

Okay.

- Bonjour.
- Oh, bonjour.

Good afternoon.
Welcome to Esterel.

Thank you; I have a
reservation for three

under Davidson.

Eileen?
Okay.

I asked Kim and Kyle
to join me for lunch

because of the recent
passing of my sister.

And I'm always struggling
with that thing

about it not being
my business,

but my perspective
maybe can make a difference.

- How are you?
- I'm good.

- How are you? You look great.
- Good to see you.

- Mm.
- You, too.

- How are you? How's everything?
- I'm good.

Everything's okay.

- Yeah?
- You know.

Pretty good.

Just I'm a little
nervous right now.

- I'm not gonna lie.
- Are you?

Yes.

With my own sisters,
we've gone through

all sorts of stuff
over a lifetime.

Everybody does.
Everybody does.

And relationships
aren't easy,

especially with your siblings.

Thank you.

I hope that they're reminded

of what they had
as little girls

and that that relationship
is still intact.

And that it's worth
fighting for if, in fact,

it's now a little lost.

- Hi.
- How are you?

- Hi.
- Hi.

You look pretty.
You look so summery.

Oh, thank you.

- Very '60s.
- Oh, thank you.

Very cool.
Thanks for coming.

You guys are feeling okay
being here?

Of course.
She's my sister.

I mean, we have
ups and downs,

but that's my sister
right there, so.

I'd love her
no matter what.

Obviously, you know
I love you too.

I don't know
if you're aware of this,

but I had four sisters

and one of them died
five years ago

and one of them died
four months ago.

No, I didn't--
I wasn't--

Ah!

So I'm extremely emotional
at this time in my life.

I'm so sorry.

Thank you.

With my sister Connie passing

from breast cancer
complications,

it's very, very complicated

because she chose
the homeopathic route.

My eldest sister Mary--we got a
call in the middle of the night

that she had died
of a heart attack.

I don't know how you
deal with it.

I'm still in the process
of learning.

If I have learned anything
from losing--

especially just the sister
I just lost,

because she had a long illness--

is that life
is too frickin' short.

I heard it in my driveway
about Brandi saying

that she
hasn't been there for you,

and you know, I'm not stepping
on your friendship

with Brandi at all
'cause it's not my business.

Well, I don't think
Brandi realizes

all the times
she has been there for me.

I wish you had said that.

As much as you
have been a good sister,

there's also been moments
in my life

that have really hurt me.

And although I thought
I put it behind me,

I think those moments--that I'm
still holding on so some things.

Me, too.

- I know.
- Okay, wait.

I think what you--
to bring up me

and things that I discussed with
Brandi, when I would call her

to discuss certain things,
are very private things that--

She was bringing it up.
That's what you're not getting.

No, she didn't.

Kim, she brings it up
to everybody.

That's what I was trying
to tell you.

That's what I was saying
to you.

I'm concerned that Kim
has shared too much

personal information
with Brandi.

And Brandi will
turn her back on her

and stab her in the back.

I know this.

And unfortunately, Kim's gonna
have to learn on her own.

What you did then
was ask her,

"What--what do you
and Kim talk about?

What does Kim talk about?"

I was trying to show you
that she's not your friend.

Why do you think that
my intention is to hurt you

when I've only wanted
to protect you always, ever?

Ever. Always.

Why would you think that?

I just don't believe she knows
what good intentions are,

maybe, anymore.

I think her intentions are...

a little mixed up.

It was so difficult
when I called her

to tell her something

and you completely
took a chance

and maybe she would
have said something.

I'm just so glad--

So it's my fault
that you don't trust

that Brandi wouldn't say--

I trust--she didn't.

I feel so hurt by you.

When something
like that happens,

I feel you want to try to make
me look like a bad sister

and I know I'm not
and that's not [bleep] fair.

I did not do that.

And if that was our
interpretation,

I'm sorry if it
came out like that.

On my life, that is not
my [bleep] intention.

Why would you think that?

And then she sits there
saying all these mean things

to me--horrible things--
accusations.

You don't say anything.

You don't think
I'm upset about that?

Did you hear
what she said to me?

"Nobody wants to be with you,
including your husband."

- I didn't hear that.
- And you sit there--yeah.

It's so easy for you
to say, "I didn't hear that.

Oh, I don't remember that."
[bleep] that.

Well, you always put me in
the middle of every situation.

[both speaking at once]

No, I did not.

I was really hoping
to do something good

and make a difference,
and now I feel like

I've just kind of opened up
Pandora's box again.

You don't even have
a relationship with each other

anymore, you're--
all this history--

We did
a couple weeks ago.

What I'm saying is--what's--
talking to each other now

is your history.

Why you want to try
to paint me

to be someone who
wants to hurt you

or throw you under the bus
when I didn't--

I'm telling you
how I feel.

I'm trying to show you
I don't trust

Brandi's intentions.

- Okay.
- And you're defending her.

- You don't defend me.
- I--

I think she's saying
that the fact

you've brought it up at all,
in front of people,

was leaving her
extra vulnerable.

I know that you--you need
your relationship

with Brandi,
and I totally get that.

She does--it does
seem like she's adding

a lot of fuel to the fire,
though.

She seems like she's
in the middle of a lot of stuff.

Ugh; Eileen,
please just stay out of this.

I don't like people talking
about people I love.

Do you think
if that had never happened

that you guys
would still be okay?

If she hadn't gotten kind of

in the middle
of the whole thing?

Yeah.

I do.

It could go on forever.

Someone's got to drop
the sword.

I just get worried that
even though you're sisters,

you can get to a certain point,
when you're our age,

where you can say, "How many
more times can we do this?"

- Hello, hello.
- Hello.

How are you?
I just saw you.

- I know.
- How's it going?

You look great,
by the way.

Oh, thanks.

I felt odd because
I wasn't 100% prepared.

Speaking of sex,
it says here

that you've done
some porn in your life.

No, I've never
done porn.

Where does it say
I've done porn?

I'm kidding.

You are--you have to
be careful with you.

- You're really good at it.
- Oh, thank you.

I really like it.
It's fun.

It seems fun. Okay.
I'm gonna be honest with you.

- I have been with the girls...
- Yeah.

And there's been a lot
of conversation.

I've always been
brutally honest,

which gets me into trouble.

I just cannot sit back and watch
the bull[bleep] train go by.

I'm trying
to figure you out.

They're very upset,
and they don't understand,

let's say,
why you're so mean.

Brandi's [bleep] mean.

And I said, "You always
act like you're the [bleep],

"you know, the truth cannon.

"You always get
your information wrong.

It's a lie."

Exactly. Exactly.

And I go, "Okay, well,
if she's mean,

why is she mean?"

Like, what happened?
Have you been abused?

It's like, I bring all this up
because I go, "Is she in pain?"

I'm not mean,
but, I mean--

They say you are so mean.

I've seen the aftermath
of what's gone down

with the Richards sisters.

Am I temperamental?
Yes, I am.

- Okay.
- Am I a mama bear?

Do I want to protect people?
Yes, okay?

When you hit me,
I go lower, unfortunately.

You can really
go there to hurt.

Right.

I've never had any issues
with Yolanda

or, you know--the stuff
with Kim from years ago

was because she wasn't well.

- Right.
- I mean...

We get along lovely now,

and I'm to the point
where I feel like

I'm her big sister
and she's older than me.

Right, which is an interesting
dynamic that I think--

And it's hard--
it's hard for me,

'cause it's not something
that I signed up for.

Kim came to me.

She doesn't have
a lot of girlfriends,

and she told me
that I'm her best friend.

And it makes me sad.

That puts a lot of pressure
on my shoulders.

I am not the best
person to--

I'm not a therapist,
I'm not a sober companion,

I'm not--I'm none
of those things.

Right. I know.
I know. I know.

You know?
And so it's hard for me.

I can't change who I am
to take care of Kim,

but at the same time, I can't,
like, just let go of her.

She's taking pain pills.
She's taking something.

Well, she's on--
she has a hernia.

Like, I--I said to her.

She said she's just
doing the patch.

I--I'm not gonna
call her a liar.

- I mean, there's nothing--
- No, you can't.

I--she's too--

And also, if nobody
wants help--

I don't know--
have I seen her

smoke, take a pill,
or drink?

I haven't.

Does Kyle realize
that her sister's

in this kind of trouble?

- Really?
- Does anyone not?

Coming up...

We're all, like, thinking
we're protecting her,

but not saying it.

You're not.
You're not.

Something's gonna happen.

I see people not acting
like this is a big deal,

and I go--this looks like
a really big deal to me.

I can't say anything.

It's serious.

It sounds serious.
It looks serious.

It smells serious.

It can't exist for me.
She feels safe with that.

I--

So basically, you have to--
when you're with her,

you just have to kind of
live in a lie state

and not really...

- Pretty much.
- Deal with it.

We're all, like, thinking
we're protecting her

by not saying it.

You're not.
You're not.

You're hurting her.

Everybody's hurting--

something's gonna happen,
and it's not--

well, something's
already happened.

- You guys--
- More than you even know.

When you are dealing with
what Kim is dealing with,

it's very heavy.

And if you don't
have a support system--

I don't know if she
has a support system.

So I'm just asking questions.

If anyone were to say,

"We're wondering about
your sobriety,"

it would--she would--
she would die.

Why is everyone
so secretive about it?

Why does it have to be
so hush-hush?

Why is it like--
[gasps]

Walking on eggshells.
Oh, my god.

Don't talk about that.

I'm--I'm sorry.

That's [bleep] bull[bleep].

You know what?
There's a lot of opinions.

There's a lot of things
that are going on,

but I do think that,
you know,

the pressing issue is...

Kim.

Is Kim and her health.

I mean, it's not like we
can do an intervention on her.

No, she's not a--
it's--ah!

It's not even our--
it's not our place,

but we are privy
to someone who is in pain

and who is suffering.

Maybe you have an intervention
with all of us.

[laughs]
Well--

Seriously.

You do all need
an intervention.

- Yeah. No, seriously. I know.
- You do.

That is a way of not
putting it on any one person

and making the therapist
be the bad guy.

- But, I mean--
- I don't know what to do.

I just--I'm scared--

Will you talk
to Kyle about it?

I can't talk
to Kyle about it.

I can try.

I mean, no one else
has the [bleep] balls to do it.

And if I did,
Kim would murder me

and then probably
kill herself.

My heart and my head
don't usually agree.

My head says,
"I need to talk to Kim

and see if she needs
to get help."

My heart says
that she says she's sober,

so I know
when you say you're sober,

you're sober until you don't--
until you admit that you're not.

I'm concerned about it,
because I don't

see people
behave like this.

We're pretending like
it's not happening.

Next time on The Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills...

[cheering]

I didn't have a clue.

Not a bloody clue.

Okay.
[bleep] Ken.

I'm Kyle Richards,
and I will be playing

Chucky, the degenerate gambler.

[bleep] you.

What did you say?

I didn't say anything.

I've just started
recently, like, feeling

really weird about having
a glass of wine in front of Kim.

It's not necessarily
our place

to stage an intervention.

We can't do
something like that.

We don't even know.

Why is everyone scared
of Kim Richards?

You can get help.
You can talk to people.

People need to mind
their own beeswax.

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