The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (2010–…): Season 4, Episode 5 - Star of the Family - full transcript

- PREVIOUSLY ON THE REAL
HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...

- I FEEL LIKE A PIECE
OF MEAT HANGING AT THE BUTCHER.

- TODAY IS ABOUT US ALL
BONDING TODAY

AND SPENDING TIME TOGETHER.

- SLIDE. [women squeal, laugh]

- SOMETIMES YOU NEED TO TALK
ABOUT THOSE THINGS TO MOVE ON.

- WELL, TODAY'S NOT THE DAY.

- YES, I'M A WITCH...
WICCA, WHICH IS WHAT I PRACTICE,

MOTHER NATURE, ALL-ENCOMPASSING.

- I LOVE ALL YOUR MAGIC...
BALLS.

[laughter]



- I DON'T LIKE
THE PANTIES, THOUGH.

- OOH! I THINK THEY LOOK HOT.

I'M NOT NOT A LESBIAN,
BUT I FIND WOMEN

ATTRACTIVE AND BEAUTIFUL
AND SEXY.

OH, MY GOD!

KYLE, THERE IS THAT STORY

ABOUT MAURICIO CHEATING
AND WHATNOT.

LIKE, WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?

- YOU JUST DECIDE TO BRING IT UP
OUT OF THE BLUE.

- I DID IT TO HELP YOU.
IT WAS ALREADY A MAGAZINE STORY

OUT THERE...
- THE HEADS-UP WAS TO HELP ME,

BUT NOT AT THE LUNCH...
THAT DOESN'T HELP ME.

DO YOU NOT SEE THE MAGNITUDE

OF WHAT WE'VE BEEN GOING
THROUGH?



- WHEN I'M ON MY PERIOD,
I'M A TOTAL BITCH.

SO SOMETIMES I GET UPSET.

- SO YOU'RE ON YOUR PERIOD NOW?
- OH!

[upbeat music]

I'M FROM THIS TOWN.

I KNOW WHAT'S REAL
AND WHAT'S FAKE.

- DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE
MY FRIEND... ACT LIKE ONE.

- IN BEVERLY HILLS,
THE HIGHER YOU CLIMB,

THE FARTHER YOU FALL.

- EVERYBODY LOVES
A COMEBACK STORY,

ESPECIALLY STARRING ME.

- IN MY WORLD,
MONEY DOESN'T TALK... IT SWEARS.

- YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO YOUNG,
TOO THIN, OR TOO HONEST.

- LIFE IS A SEXY LITTLE DANCE,
AND I LIKE TO TAKE THE LEAD.

- HI, MISS FOSTER.
- HEY, BLANKIE.

- I HAVE WONDERFUL NEWS.
- WHAT?

- YOUR BABIES IS IN THE POOL.
- AGAIN?

- YES.
- OH, MY GOD.

THAT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY.

OH, AND SHE'S SLEEPING THERE
TOO NOW!

- YES.

- COME ON, GO AWAY!
THIS IS OUR POOL.

NO, WE DON'T WANT BABIES
IN THE POOL.

GOOD-BYE! [duck quacking]

SHE'S GONNA COME BACK
ANY MINUTE.

[laughs] [duck quacking]

OKAY, BLANCA,

CAN WE HAVE ONE BIG PLATE?
- YES.

- I'M GONNA MAKE
SOME SANDWICHES,

BECAUSE YOU KNOW
THEY'VE BEEN TRAVELING

FOR 20-SOME HOURS,
SO THEY'RE GONNA BE HUNGRY.

TODAY MY MOTHER AND MY BROTHER
ARE COMING FROM HOLLAND.

[car horn honks]

- THEY ARE HERE!
- THEY ARE?

- YEAH. WE NEED TO GO.
- OKAY, WAIT. I'M COMING.

I'M COMING, I'M COMING.
- THEY'RE PRETTY CLOSE.

- OH, MY GOD,
I'M SO EXCITED, BLANCA!

DAVID WILL BE RECEIVING THE STAR

ON THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME.

I'M SO EXCITED.

AND I PLANNED THEIR TRIP
SO THEY COULD ATTEND THE EVENT,

BECAUSE I THINK IT'S JUST
A ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.

HI, GUYS!

- HI!
- HI, BROTHER.

HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD.

- HI, MOM.
- HI.

[all speaking Dutch]

FOR MY FAMILY TO SEE ME
LIVE THIS KIND OF LIFE,

IT'S SO FAR
BEYOND THEIR UNDERSTANDING

OF WHERE WE COME FROM.

[both laughing]

OH, BROTHER!
YOU'RE TOO BIG FOR THIS BED.

- YEAH.
- YOU'RE WAY TOO BIG

FOR THIS BED. - YEAH.

- LOOK, LEO,
LOOK HOW YOUNG YOU USED TO BE.

LOOK AT YOU. - OH, WOW.

- YOU LOOK LIKE A BABY.

[speaking Dutch] - HANDSOME GUY.

- CUTE BOY.
I WAS RAISED REALLY DISCIPLINED.

I HAD TO IRON
EVERY FRIDAY AFTERNOON.

I HAD TO MAKE MY BED
EVERY MORNING.

AND I THINK IT'S MUCH HARDER
TO RAISE CHILDREN

IN BEVERLY HILLS.

OH, YOU BROUGHT ME
MY FAVORITE COOKIES!

Both: STROOPWAFELS!

- THEY'RE ALL YOURS.

- MY MOM
IS AN EXTRAORDINARY WOMAN.

MY FATHER DIED
WHEN I WAS SEVEN YEARS OLD,

SO SHE DEDICATED HER LIFE
TO MY BROTHER AND I.

I REMEMBER SITTING
IN THE CHURCH IN HOLLAND,

AND I WAS SO LITTLE THAT MY FEET

DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH THE FLOOR
ON THE CHURCH BENCH,

AND I REMEMBER LOOKING
AT MY WHOLE FAMILY.

AT THAT MOMENT, I DECIDED
THAT I HAD TO BE STRONG

AND BE A BIG GIRL SO THAT
I COULD TAKE CARE OF MY FAMILY.

AND I DID. I LEFT AT 16,

AND I'VE PROVIDED FOR MY FAMILY
MY WHOLE LIFE.

[speaking Dutch]

OH. HONESTLY, BE CAREFUL.

DON'T HIT YOUR HEAD IN THE POOL.

[squealing, laughing]

IT'S HARD TO BE AWAY
FROM YOUR FAMILY.

I MEAN, I MISS MY MOM.
I MISS MY BROTHER.

YOU KNOW, MY BROTHER'S
MY BEST FRIEND,

AND THERE'S JUST NOTHING
LIKE FAMILY.

AAH!

- LEO!
- LEO!

- YOU'RE SUCH A PAIN IN THE ASS.

- SERIOUSLY?
WHO [bleep] DOES THIS?

THIS IS THE GROSSEST THING EVER.

I MEAN...

COME [bleep] ON!

OH, MY GOD!

THIS PLACE JUST SMELLS LIKE
[bleep] PISS.

OH, MY GOD!

THESE DOGS... NOT ONLY
ARE THEY PART OF OUR FAMILY,

THEY RUN US.

I MEAN,
IT'S LIKE [bleep] REALITY.

WELCOME TO WIPING KIDS' ASSES
AND PICKING UP DOG [bleep].

NO MATTER HOW MUCH MONEY I HAVE,
I'M STILL GONNA DO IT.

I HATE THEM AND I LOVE THEM
ALL AT THE SAME TIME.

YOU GUYS KNOW YOU'RE IN TROUBLE.
COME HERE.

BAD, BAD, BAD DOGS.

YEP.

YOU'RE IN TROUBLE.

NOW GO. GO AWAY.

OKAY, COME HERE.
I LOVE YOU AGAIN.

[patting floor]
COME ON, I'M NOT MAD ANYMORE.

[telephone ringing]

HELLO? - HEY, B.

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- I'M SITTING HERE

IN THE HOSPITAL ROOM
WITH YOUR GRANDMA.

- HOW'S SHE FEELING?
- SHE'S GONNA HAVE

SURGERY TODAY.

- HEY, UH,
WELL, TELL HER I LOVE HER.

I DIDN'T WANT TO CALL HER
AND BOTHER HER,

'CAUSE I KNOW SHE CAN'T,
LIKE, HEAR THAT GREAT.

I DIDN'T WANT TO LIKE,
BE YELLING.

BUT, YOU KNOW,
I'M COMING TO SACRAMENTO

ON THE 15TH...
ACTUALLY ON THE 14TH...

AND I WAS HOPING

TO STAY WITH YOU GUYS?

- I'M OFF THAT DAY.
- OKAY, SO WHAT ARE YOU GUYS

DOING FOR DAD'S BIRTHDAY?

AM I GONNA BE INVITED? [laughs]

RIGHT NOW
MY DAD AND I ARE ON A BREAK...

ONE OF OUR MANY.

I TEXTED HIM.
I GO, "IT'D REALLY SUCK

IF YOU DIED
AND WE'RE NOT TALKING."

[laughs] NOTHING BACK.

- MM...

- I'M GONNA WRITE DAD AN EMAIL
LIKE YOU SUGGESTED.

- THAT'S A GOOD PLAN.
- I SHOULD PROBABLY SEND IT

TO YOU BEFORE I SEND IT TO HIM
JUST TO GET YOUR THOUGHTS?

- THAT WOULD BE FINE.
- IT JUST... IT'S SCARY

AS WE GET OLDER TO TAKE BREAKS,
BECAUSE, GOD FORBID,

SOMETHING HAPPENED
WHEN WE WERE ON A BREAK.

I WOULD NEVER BE ABLE
TO LIVE WITH MYSELF

IF I...

THOUGHT...

I DON'T WANT TO GO THERE.

[sighs] GIRLS!

IT'S, LIKE,
[bleep] NEVER-ENDING PISS.

- ¿¿QUE TE PASA, PORTIA?

- [laughs] I'M SPILLING.

- DO YOU WANT SOME MILK
WITH THAT?

- OKAY.
- HELLO!

HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.
- HI, HONEY!

- WHAT'S UP?

- HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD. AND YOU?

- GOOD.
- HOW ARE YOU, MY LOVE?

- VERY GOOD.
- YOU'RE GOOD?

- I LOVE THOSE GLASSES ON YOU.
- AH, THANK YOU.

HI, PORSHY-WORSHY. - HI.

- CAN I HAVE A KISS?
GIVE ME A KISS.

- THAT'S
A CHOCOLATE-COVERED KISS.

- I LOVE
CHOCOLATE-COVERED KISSES.

- WE JUST WASHED BAMBI... THAT'S
NOT EASY TO DO, LET ME TELL YOU.

- DID YOU HELP MAMA?

WAS IT EASY? - BORING.

- IT WAS BORING?
- YOU WANT TO DO IT AGAIN?

BY YOURSELF? - NO!

[both laugh]
- I'M GONNA GO GET CHANGED,

'CAUSE I FEEL DISGUSTING
AFTER WASHING THE DOG.

- OKAY.
- SO LET ME GO CHANGE

MY CLOTHES. GIVE ME A KISS.

I DON'T BRING THE OUTSIDE
BULL[bleep] INTO OUR HOME

I DON'T WANT ANY NEGATIVE
ENERGY IN OUR HOME

AROUND MY FAMILY.

WE KNOW WHAT WE HAVE.
WE KNOW WHO WE ARE.

I HATE ALL THE TENSION
RIGHT NOW.

- WHY IS THERE TENSION?
THERE SHOULDN'T BE ANY TENSION.

- UM...

NO, IT JUST FEELS...

UNCOMFORTABLE.

LISA HAS HURT MY FEELINGS NOW.

YOU KNOW, SHE KNOWS WHAT
WE'VE BEEN GOING THROUGH

WITH ALL THE LIES
IN THE TABLOIDS,

AND SHE, YOU KNOW,
MAKES A JOKE TWICE,

ONE OF THE JOKES
IN FRONT OF PORTIA.

WHAT WAS THE POINT
OF BRINGING THAT UP?

WHY DO THAT?

- THIS IS WHERE THE RUMOR COMES

THAT HE'S BEEN SEEN
WITH A YOUNGER WOMAN.

[laughs]

- MY CHARACTER IS THE ONE
THAT'S BEING ATTACKED RIGHT NOW.

FOR THEM TO KNOW WHO I AM

AND TO, LIKE, EVEN BE
SAYING THIS [bleep]...

- WELL, THEY DID SAY...
- THAT'S RUDE.

- THAT THEY DON'T BELIEVE IT,
AND THEY DID SAY THAT.

BUT WHY BRING IT UP?
WHY KEEP BRINGING IT UP...

- WELL,
IF THEY DON'T BELIEVE IT,

THEN WHY ARE THEY
BRINGING IT UP?

I THINK THAT THIS IS
ONE OF THOSE SITUATIONS

WHERE LISA AND BRANDI
HAVE SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT

AGAINST KYLE. THEY HAVE...

THEY ARE HAVING ISSUES
WITH KYLE,

AND THEY'RE GONNA DO
THEIR BEST TO EXPLOIT THAT.

- DID YOU WANT A CUP OF TEA?

- I'D LOVE, LIKE, A SODA
OR SOMETHING.

YESTERDAY WE WENT
TO THIS CIRCUS THING.

RIGHT?
- SOUNDS HORRENDOUS TO ME.

- OH, GOD.
IT WAS ACTUALLY QUITE FUNNY.

AND I KEPT WORRYING
ABOUT MY SHOULDER

BECAUSE I CAN'T...
- I PUT MY BACK OUT, I THINK.

- OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE,
WHAT ARE WE LIKE?

THEN WE WENT TO THE THOMPSON.
EVERYTHING'S FINE.

WE ORDER APPETIZERS,
AND WE HAVE A GLASS OF WINE.

I MEAN, I DO UNDERSTAND,
IN A WAY,

THAT MAYBE KYLE'S
KIND OF DEALING WITH,

YOU KNOW, THE THING
THAT'S GONE DOWN THE PRESS.

IT'S HORRIBLE WHAT'S GONE DOWN.

I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW
IF IT'S TRUE... I REALLY DON'T.

DO I BELIEVE IT? NO.

BUT I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S GONE DOWN,

YOU KNOW...
- NO, OF COURSE IT'S NOT TRUE.

- WELL, YEAH, I DON'T KNOW.
- I DON'T FEEL

FOR A MINUTE IT'S TRUE.
- I DON'T...

LIKE, HOW CAN I SAY DEFINITELY
THAT YOU'RE NOT DOING...

I DON'T KNOW
WHAT PEOPLE ARE DOING.

BUT I'M SAYING
WHAT I'VE SAID PUBLICLY...

I DON'T BELIEVE IT'S TRUE.

- I MEAN, HE'S A BUDDY OF MINE,

AND I WOULDN'T LET PEOPLE
SAY THAT.

- FOR TWO MONTHS,
SHE NEVER EVEN CALLED.

SHE NEVER TWEETED ANYTHING.

SHE NEVER MADE A COMMENT,
A STATEMENT ON A RED CARPET.

- ANYTHING OF SUPPORT.

- BUT ONCE THE STORY LEAKED

THAT SHE AND BRANDI
WERE BRINGING IT UP

AND I FELT ATTACKED

AND EVERYONE STARTED
GOING AFTER LISA,

THEN SHE SAYS, "OH, DON'T
BELIEVE ANY OF THE B.S."

- RIGHT.
- I KNOW EXACTLY WHY

SHE DID THAT.
- IT'S A FAKE SUPPORT.

- THAT WAS IN SUPPORT
OF HERSELF...

- IT'S A FAKE SUPPORT.
- DEFENDING HER CHARACTER.

- RIGHT.

- TWO MONTHS TOO LATE.
- AGREED.

- I KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE
THAT KNOW MAURICIO,

AND I'VE NEVER HEARD
ANYTHING LIKE THAT.

- OH, KEN...
- I HAVEN'T, I'M SORRY.

- WELL, WE'VE... OKAY.

- I DEFINITELY DON'T BELIEVE IT.

- BUT NOBODY KNOWS DEFINITIVELY.
LIKE, YOU CAN'T SAY,

"OH, IT'S DEFINITELY NOT TRUE."
YOU LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT.

YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT GOES ON.
- YOU SAY EXACTLY

WHAT'S IN HERE, AND I DON'T...

AND I DON'T THINK HE'S DONE IT.

AND I DON'T THINK IT'S TRUE...
- NO.

- I THINK YOU ALWAYS LOOK OUT
FOR YOUR FRIENDS.

- I'M READING
SOME OF THIS [bleep],

AND I'M WONDERING
WHO I'M READING ABOUT.

WHO IS THIS MAN? - I KNOW.

I KNOW.
- SO, YOU KNOW, I KNOW I CAN...

- THAT'S WHY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

- I LOVE YOU TOO.

- I'LL WIPE THE LIP GLOSS OFF.
- THAT'S OKAY.

I LIKE LIPSTICK,
ESPECIALLY YOURS.

MWAH.

- COMING UP...

- RIGHT NOW THINGS
ARE SO, LIKE...

- WHAT IS THAT?

OH, MY GOD,
I'M JUST GETTING SCARED!

- WAH HA HA HA HA!

[cat meows] - I KNOW, I KNOW.

I KNOW.
WE'RE GONNA MAKE YOU BETTER.

- [meowing]
- I KNOW, SWEETIE.

[door bell jingles]

- HI. WELCOME TO LIMEHOUSE.
- HI.

- THANK YOU.
- WHO DO YOU HAVE WITH YOU?

- UM, ACTUALLY, MIDNIGHT.

- MIDNIGHT?
- YEAH. I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT.

MY ONE BLACK CAT, MIDNIGHT,
DECIDED THAT HE COULD TIGHTROPE

ALONG ONE
OF OUR INTERIOR BALCONIES

AND SLIPPED AND FELL
18 FEET TO THE GROUND.

- I THINK YOU'RE INTERESTED
IN ACUPUNCTURE, RIGHT?

- YES. [Midnight meowing]

I KNOW MY CAT.

I CAN SEE IT IN HIS EYES.
HE IS IN PAIN.

HE WALKS LIKE HE'S BROKEN.

COME ON, HONEY BUNNY.

COME ON,
HONEY BUNNY, SWEETIE PIE.

OH, I KNOW.

- HE CAN ROAM AROUND
IF HE WANTS.

- OH, THAT'D BE NICE.
- OKAY.

SO THE DOCTOR WILL BE
RIGHT IN OKAY?

- OKAY. NO, NO, DON'T JUMP DOWN.

NO, NO, DON'T... OH, BLOODY HELL!

MIDNIGHT.

COME HERE. COME HERE.

- HELLO.

- HI.

- I'M DR. GRAY.
- HI, DR. GRAY. I'M CARLTON.

- NICE TO MEET YOU.
- NICE TO MEET YOU.

BASICALLY, I THINK
I'VE EXHAUSTED ALL OPTIONS.

LAST TIME WHEN HE FELL,
WE HEARD THIS BANG,

AND I KNEW SOMETHING
HAD HAPPENED.

HE LOOKED LIKE
HE'D TAKEN A TUMBLE.

- OKAY, SO I THINK WE'LL DO
AN ACUPUNCTURE SESSION.

- HOW BIG ARE THE NEEDLES?
[chuckles]

- THEY'RE VERY SMALL.
THEY'RE LITTLE FACE NEEDLES

FOR PEOPLE. - OH, OKAY, SO...

SOME PEOPLE MAY THINK THAT
THIS IS A BEVERLY HILLS THING

THAT PEOPLE DO... TAKE THEIR
ANIMALS TO AN ACUPUNCTURIST.

NO, IT'S NOT.

I DON'T GO TO SPAS.
MY CATS DON'T DO FACIALS.

SO DOES ACUPUNCTURE FOR ANIMALS

WORK THE SAME WAY
IT DOES FOR HUMANS?

- YES. I MEAN, IT'S GOOD
FOR A LOT OF THINGS LIKE TRAUMA,

RELEASING ENDORPHINS.

- FOR ME, TO BE A WICCAN IS

TO HAVE RESPECT FOR NATURE.

WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL,
I WOULD ALWAYS FIND ANIMALS,

AND BEING A SINGLE CHILD,
THAT'S WHAT I CONNECTED WITH.

SO, INSTEAD OF HAVING PLAYDATES,

I WOULD HANG OUT WITH WILD BIRDS

AND WILD CATS AND YOU NAME IT.

- OKAY, HANDSOME, OKAY.
LET'S GET SOME NEEDLES IN YOU

BEFORE YOU GET
TOO IRRITATED WITH US.

- [meows]
- I KNOW, I KNOW.

- OH, BABY.

- GOOD BOY.
HE'S A LITTLE FEISTY.

- STOP, STOP, STOP.
HEY, BABY, MIDNIGHT...

IT'S OKAY, STOP, STOP. STOP.
- [laughs] NO SLAPPING MOM.

- HERE, BABY, COME ON.

- BUT, YOU KNOW, I FIND THAT

EVEN IF THE NEEDLES
DON'T STAY IN THE FULL TIME...

- [meows]
- HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.

- THERE'S A BENEFIT TO IT.
THAT'S FINE.

WE GOT IT IN. - DON'T GET MAD.

- WE GOT IT IN.
- IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY.

- [meows]
- ALL RIGHT? DON'T BE MAD.

- OKAY, HANDSOME.

LET'S DO A LITTLE
NECK STRETCHING HERE.

- [whispering] HI.

I SEE SOME LIGHT BEHIND
HIS LITTLE CONCAVED EYES,

AND I THINK
THAT'S THE RELEASE OF PAIN.

I REALLY PRAY
THIS DOES HEAL HIM.

- HELLO.
- HELLO, KYLE.

- HI, CARINA.
- HOW ARE YOU?

GOOD TO SEE YOU. - HOW ARE YOU?

- I'M GOOD.
- GOOD TO SEE YOU.

- HI.
- THIS IS MY FRIEND JOYCE.

- HI. HI, JOYCE.

- I'LL GIVE YOU
A KISS TOO, THEN.

- HOW ARE YOU?

- NICE TO MEET YOU.
- I'M VERY GOOD.

- WE'RE GONNA LOOK
TEN YEARS YOUNGER

WHEN WE LEAVE HERE. - OF COURSE!

LET'S GET STARTED. - I LOVE IT.

- OKAY, COME ON IN.

- I ONLY GO TO CARINA
TO GET MY FACIALS,

AND ANYTIME I MEET A FRIEND
THAT I REALLY LIKE,

I DECIDE TO SHARE
MY LITTLE SECRET WITH THEM.

- THIS DOES NOT FEEL LIKE
A FACIAL.

- KIM, I'M TELLING YOU,
YOU'RE GONNA BE GORGEOUS!

- LEGS UP, KYLE.
- OKAY.

- LEGS UP.
- LEGS UP.

- THAT'S LIKE... SERIOUSLY,

IT'S LIKE
I'M GONNA DELIVER A BABY.

- EXACTLY.
I NEED MICRODERMABRASIAN

ON MY HANDS TOO.
I NEED A HAND JOB.

- I MEAN, NOT A HAND JOB...
- A HAND JOB?

- NO, THAT DID NOT SOUND RIGHT!

- ALL RIGHTY!
- THAT WAS HILARIOUS.

- THIS IS LIKE
THE PORTRAIT OF DORIAN GRAY...

THE BEFORE AND THE AFTER.

[Joyce laughing]

- SO I WAS TALKING TO MICHAEL,

BECAUSE I WANTED TO DO
LIKE A LITTLE GETAWAY.

AND HE FOUND FOR ME THIS PLACE
HE WAS GONNA SHOOT AT

IN PALM SPRINGS, AND IT USED
TO BE AN ARTIST COLONY,

SO IT'S, LIKE,
A REALLY COOL THING.

SO I TOLD HIM,
"MAYBE CAN YOU JUST GET IT

"FOR SOME FRIENDS OF MINE
SO WE CAN DO

A LITTLE GIRLS' THING
SINCE YOU HAVE WORK?"

- I WOULD LOVE TO DO THAT,
ACTUALLY.

- LET'S DO IT.
- I REALLY FEEL LIKE I NEED

A DE-STRESSING...
- I WAS THINKING

OF INVITING CARLTON AND BRANDI,

MAYBE SOME OF THE GIRLS.

- RIGHT NOW
THINGS ARE SO, LIKE...

- WHAT IS THAT?

OH, MY GOD,
I'M JUST GETTING SCARED!

[both laughing]

- CAN YOU HEAR ME?

- I CAN HEAR YOU. [snorts]

- YOU CAN INVITE WHO YOU WANT.

[Joyce laughing]

OR WE COULD JUST GO, YOU AND ME.

SHE'S SO SWEET AND INNOCENT.

AHH...

SHE HAS NO CLUE
WHAT SHE'S IN FOR.

HAVE YOU SEEN ANY OF THE GIRLS

SINCE WE HAD LUNCH
AT THE ROOFTOP?

- NO. NO, I HAVEN'T.

ACTUALLY, I CALLED LISA,
BUT SHE WAS TOO BUSY.

- YOU CALLED HER
TO GET TOGETHER?

- MM-HMM.

- IF SOMEBODY IS SAYING

THAT I SAID SOMETHING
ABOUT LISA,

I WOULD RATHER HAVE LISA
TELL ME TO MY FACE.

- RIGHT.
- SO I WOULD THINK THAT

SHE'S A LITTLE BIT OLDER,

SO I WOULD THINK
SHE'S THE WISEST.

I WOULD EXPECT HER
TO APPRECIATE ME

BEING HONEST WITH HER.

- THERE'S DIFFERENT RULES
FOR THEM...

- I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
- THAN THERE ARE FOR ME,

AND APPARENTLY FOR YOU TOO.

JOYCE REALLY DOESN'T KNOW
LISA WELL YET.

TAKES A LITTLE WHILE
TO GET TO KNOW LISA

AND HAVE HER LET YOU IN.

- AND IT'S... IT'S SILLY.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

- YEAH.
- SHE EITHER, YOU KNOW...

- WHAT IS THAT?
- IF SHE LIKES YOU...

- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
WHAT IS THAT?

- THIS IS
THE HANNIBAL LECTER PART.

- I'D FEEL LIKE I'M BEING
ELECTROCUTED.

- I FEEL LIKE THAT TOO,
BUT I'M NOT.

- OH, MY. [machine whirring]

UH-OH. I'M SCARED. - NO.

- KYLE.

- WAH HA HA HA HA!

- IS IT SUCKING ME UP?
- IT DOES BOTH.

- [whimpering]

- LOOK AT HER...
LOOK AT HER BODY JUMPING!

- [laughing]

AY, DIOS MIO!

I AM THE MUMMY.

OH! - YOU CAN THANK ME LATER.

- NOW LOOK AT IT.

- CARINA, MAKE ME LOOK NICE.
I WILL KEEP COMING.

- TA-RAH!

- TA-DA!

- SO WHAT DO YOU THINK
I SHOULD DO?

BECAUSE IT'S ALL VERY CHILDISH.

- OR MAYBE IT'LL BE
DIFFERENT FOR YOU

THAN IT HAS BEEN WITH ME.

- EVEN WITH ALL THE ISSUES

GOING ON IN THIS GROUP,
A TRIP TO PALM SPRINGS, TO ME,

SEEMS LIKE THE BEST IDEA
FOR US TO TRY TO GET TOGETHER

AND GET TO KNOW
EACH OTHER BETTER.

- WHOO...
- HOW DOES IT LOOK?

- NOW YOU'RE GONNA
GET PULLED OVER

FOR BEING TOO YOUNG
TO DRIVE YOUR CAR.

[both laughing]

- COMING UP...

- AS YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN GOING
BACK AND FORTH TO NEW YORK.

I'VE BEEN INTERVIEWING
WITH A COMPANY THERE

IN MANHATTAN.

- THIS IS MY SPOT.
EXCUSE ME. I'M GOING HERE.

- OH, NO, OH, NO.
OH, THIS MAKES ME SO NERVOUS.

MOM, YOU'RE GONNA HIT THE CURB.

I JUST KNOW IT.

I THINK YOU'RE A LITTLE FAR.

- I JUST DON'T LIKE
TO GET TOO CLOSE

'CAUSE OF MY TIRES.

I THINK I'M GOOD.

[laughs]

- ALL RIGHT,
LET'S RUN TO THE STORE.

- ALL RIGHT, SO HERE'S THE DEAL.

WE'RE NOT GONNA WEAR A T-SHIRT

TO GRADUATION, ARE WE?
- IT'S NOT A T-SHIRT.

- KIMBERLY CAME HOME,
AND SHE SAID SHE...

THINKS SHE FOUND A DRESS
TO WEAR TO GRADUATION.

- OH, BOY, HERE WE GO.

- BUT THE BAG WAS...
WEIGHED, LIKE, NOTHING.

SO I OPENED UP THE BAG...

[laughs]

THAT'S NOT A DRESS.

THAT'S...
THAT'S LIKE AN UNDERSHIRT.

- THIS IS YOUR BIG DAY, GIRL.

- HI, GUYS. all: HI.

- WE'RE LOOKING
FOR A GRADUATION DRESS.

- AW. CONGRATULATIONS.

- SHE FOUND SOMETHING
SHE REALLY LIKES.

- OKAY.
- I'M NOT CRAZY ABOUT IT.

IT'S JUST A LITTLE, UM...

SMALL. - IT'S NOT...

YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN IT ON ME.
YOU CAN'T EVEN SAY THAT.

- LIKE THIS BIG, THIS LITTLE.

I'D JUST LIKE TO SEE HER
MAYBE A LITTLE DRESSIER.

- OKAY. THERE'S SOME GREAT
DRESSES THAT WE CAN SHOW YOU.

- DID THIS DOG LEARN STUFF
AT TRAINING SCHOOL?

- BARELY. BUT SHE'S SO SWEET.

WE'RE SO IN LOVE WITH HER.

HI, BAMBI. WE LOVE YOU.

LITTLE BAMBI MANSKI.
- SHE'S CUTE.

- MOM THREATENS TO GIVE HER
AWAY, LIKE, EVERY SINGLE DAY.

- NO, I... BECAUSE THEY SAID
WE'RE GONNA GET THIS DOG.

THEY SAID, "OH, WE'RE GONNA
CLEAN UP THE DOG POOP."

- I DO!
- "WE'RE GONNA WALK..."

- I DO.
- DON'T ALL KIDS SAY THAT?

- MOM...
- YEAH, BUT THEY PROMISED,

AND THEY'RE OLDER...
THEY'RE NOT, LIKE, BABIES.

- I DO.
- THE SIGNS?

I HAVE LITTLE REMINDERS
OVER THERE.

AND NOBODY LISTENS.
I HAVE TO GO AND SAY, "GUYS..."

YOU DON'T DO IT WILLINGLY.

- WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE
MY DAY IS THURSDAY AND...

- BUT YOU DON'T EVER DO
THURSDAY,

AND THEN WHEN I ASK YOU FRIDAY,
YOU GO, "MY DAY'S THURSDAY."

- YEAH, I DID IT LAST THURSDAY
AND THE THURSDAY BEFORE.

- AND HOW LONG HAVE WE HAD
THE DOG... SINCE NOVEMBER.

YEP. THIS IS MY GLAMOROUS LIFE.

- I DON'T LIKE THE COLORS
IN THIS.

I JUST WANT SOMETHING SIMPLE.

YOU COULD DO A SKIRT. THIS IS...

- [sighs]

- LIKE, I'D LOVE A LITTLE
FLOWERED FABRIC OR SOMETHING.

- UH, NOT ON ME.

- TOO WHAT?
- YEAH.

THAT'S A LOT FOR HER.

THAT'S VERY PRETTY.

SEE, NOW,
THIS IS SOMETHING I CAN SEE.

WHEN YOU'RE AN ACTRESS,

I DIDN'T HAVE
A TRADITIONAL HIGH SCHOOL.

I DIDN'T GO TO HIGH SCHOOL.

I WORKED, SO I WAS TUTORED.

THAT I CAN SEE, FOR SURE.

- I NEED TO EASE UP A BIT.

- I DON'T THINK ANYBODY
COULD POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND

HOW MUCH IT MEANS TO ME

THAT MY CHILDREN
GOT THE EDUCATION

THAT I SO TRULY,
TRULY LOVED AND WANTED.

- OKAY, WELL, SHOULD WE TRY
WHAT WE HAVE SO FAR?

- LET'S TRY WHAT WE HAVE HERE.

- SO DID YOU LOOK
AT ANY SCHOOLS IN NEW YORK

WHEN YOU GUYS WENT?
- NO, NOT YET.

BUT I'M GONNA GO
LOOK AT SCHOOLS.

DIDN'T YOU SAY YOU WANTED TO GO
WITH ME AND KIMBERLY?

- I REALLY... I TOLD KIMBERLY...

MAYBE AUNT KIM AND KIMBERLY,
WE CAN ALL GO TOGETHER

AND GO A WEEKEND.
- IT'LL BE FUN.

- ALEXIA IS ONE YEAR YOUNGER
THAN KIMBERLY,

SO I KNOW THAT IT'S MY TURN NEXT

TO HAVE ONE OF MY DAUGHTERS
GO OFF TO COLLEGE AGAIN.

AS PROUD AS I AM
AND AS PROUD AS I WILL BE,

I WANT MY CHILD HERE WITH ME
WHERE SHE BELONGS.

BUT DON'T YOU THINK THERE ARE
A LOT OF GOOD SCHOOLS HERE

THAT YOU WOULD WANT TO GO TO?

I MEAN, DO YOU WANT
TO STAY CLOSE TO HOME?

- I'M FINE WITH HERE OR AWAY.

- OKAY, SO SHE'S FINE
WITH HERE OR AWAY.

SO WHY DO YOU WANT
TO PUSH HER AWAY?

- WELL, SHE'D RATHER BE AWAY,
I THINK.

- LISTEN, I'M FINE
WITH EITHER WAY,

BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE PUSHED
OR PRESSURED TO STAY.

I JUST WANT TO MAKE THAT CLEAR.
[laughs]

- OBVIOUSLY,
I WANT YOU TO STAY CLOSE BY,

BUT WHEREVER YOU GO,
I'M JUST HAPPY YOU'RE GOING.

I MEAN, TO THIS DAY,

WHEN WE'RE, LIKE, IN A GROUP
AT A DINNER OR SOMETHING

AND SOMEONE TALKS ABOUT, YOU
KNOW, WHAT COLLEGE I WENT TO,

I...

I'M SO UPSET I NEVER WENT.

I REGRET IT. I WAS HAVING YOU.

I'M HAPPY.
- THAT WAS A GOOD EXCUSE.

- I DO HAVE A GOOD EXCUSE.

I ALWAYS THOUGHT
THAT I WOULD CONTINUE MY ACTING

UNTIL I WENT TO COLLEGE
AND THEN BECOME A LAWYER.

BUT, OBVIOUSLY, DESTINY
HAD A DIFFERENT PLAN FOR ME

BECAUSE I HAD FARRAH
WHEN I WAS 19 YEARS OLD.

I TOOK A DIFFERENT PATH.

IT WAS AN AMAZING PATH,

BUT NOW I LIVE VICARIOUSLY
THROUGH YOU GUYS.

BUT IT'S GONNA BE HARD.

- I KNOW.

- ANYWAY, WHO WANTS DINNER?

- ME.
- LET ME GET THE SALMON OUT.

[woman laughing]

- OKAY, I LIKE THAT.

I THINK THAT'S EVEN PRETTIER
THAN THE PINK ONE.

- I JUST HAVE A QUESTION TO YOU.
- YEAH?

- AM I GOING
TO A BUSINESS MEETING?

BECAUSE IF I AM, THEN GREAT.

LET'S SLIP ON THIS DRESS,
AND LET'S GET TO GOING, BUT...

- KIMBERLY, I LOVE THAT ON YOU.

- THIS IS VERY CONSERVATIVE,

BUT THAT'S WHAT GRADUATION,
I THINK...

ISN'T GRADUATION CONSERVATIVE?
- IT'S CONSERVATIVE.

- IT IS HER DAY.

BUT WE MUST COMPROMISE HERE.

- I MEAN,
I COULD JUST WEAR THIS.

FORGET THE SHORTS, RIGHT?
- I'M JUST HOPING

THAT WE MIGHT COME
TO A DECISION.

- WE DID. THESE ARE SUMMERY.

- WILL YOU PREPARE THE CHICKEN?

- MM-HMM.
- ROAST CHICKEN.

COULDN'T GET FILET MIGNON.

- YEAH. SOUNDS GREAT.

- YOU DON'T COME AS OFTEN
AS YOU SHOULD DO.

- I KNOW, I KNOW.
- WE HAD A RULE

THAT YOU'D COME OVER
AND STAY ONCE A WEEK...

SAME WITH MAX.
- MAX IS NOW ONCE A YEAR.

- I DO HAVE TO REMIND PANDORA,

JASON, AND MAX

JUST THAT WE NEED TIME TOGETHER.

WE NEED TIME JUST TO STOP,
EVEN IF IT'S ONE NIGHT A WEEK.

OKAY, SHOULD WE TAKE THIS OUT?
- YEAH, YEAH.

- THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT
JUST BEING AT HOME AND COOKING.

TO ME, ABSOLUTELY THE BEST TIME

IS REALLY WHEN I'M BACK
IN MOTHER/WIFE MODE.

I JUST LOVE THAT.
- WELL, THIS IS PERFECT.

OOH, IT LOOKS GREAT. - WOW!

- THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER
THAN GOING OUT.

CHEERS, DARLING.
- CHEERS, EVERYONE.

- WE'VE BEEN TRAVELING AROUND
LIKE CRAZY.

- YEAH. WE JUST GOT BACK
FROM EUROPE.

- WHAT ABOUT VILLA D'ESTE?

WASN'T THAT THE MOST BEAUTIFUL
PLACE IN THE WORLD?

- LAKE COMO IS THE BEST.
- I KNOW.

- YOU HAVE TO GET A HOUSE THERE.

WE WILL GET A HOUSE THERE,
EVENTUALLY.

- DO YOU THINK THAT...
I KIND OF HAVE THESE THOUGHTS

ABOUT MOVING BACK TO FRANCE.
- SO GO BACK TO FRANCE.

WHAT'S STOPPING YOU?

- I CAN'T BE AWAY FROM YOU TWO.

YOU KNOW, MAX AND YOU, IT'S...

- IT'S ALWAYS NICE COMING BACK.

AS YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN GOING
BACK AND FORTH TO NEW YORK.

- LISTEN TO THIS.

- BUT NOTHING'S COME
OF THAT YET, HAS IT?

- WELL, I'VE BEEN INTERVIEWING
WITH A COMPANY THERE

IN MANHATTAN.

- WHAT, TO WORK
IN NEW YORK, THOUGH?

- YEAH.
- I DON'T LIKE THAT IDEA.

- YOU KNOW I FINISHED
BUSINESS SCHOOL.

- YOU'LL MISS PANDY
WHEN YOU'RE THERE.

- [laughs]
- YOU CAN'T MOVE TO NEW YORK.

LET ME TELL YOU,
I MOVED HERE... OR WE MOVED HERE...

BECAUSE PANDY WANTED TO GO
TO PEPPERDINE.

YOU'RE NOT MOVING TO NEW YORK.

OTHERWISE,
WE'VE GOT TO MOVE AGAIN.

- IT'S A GREAT OPPORTUNITY.
IT'S A WINE AND SPIRITS COMPANY.

THERE'S REALLY NOT MUCH
IN L.A. FOR THAT.

- EVERYTHING'S HERE.
YOU CAN'T DO THAT.

- YOU CAN'T FIND SOMETHING HERE?
- I'VE TRIED.

- YOU'VE GOT TO DO
WHAT YOU WANT TO DO.

HOWEVER, I WILL BE
REALLY UNHAPPY.

- HE'S, YOU KNOW,
PUT IN ALL THIS TIME

GETTING HIS MBA IN MARKETING

AND LOOKING INTO SPIRITS
AND WINES AND ALL OF THAT...

- WHAT ABOUT TOILET PAPER?
- YEAH, RIGHT.

- WHY ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT TOILET PAPER?

- SELL TOILET PAPER.
MARKET THAT... I DON'T CARE.

ANYTHING BUT WINES AND SPIRITS.
I DON'T WANT HIM TO GO.

- IT'S TOUGH TO GET A GOOD JOB.
I KNOW THAT.

SO I DON'T WANT TO KIND OF
PUT THE REINS ON THEM.

HOWEVER, HOLD ON A SECOND.

WE ONLY MOVED TO L.A.
BECAUSE OF PANDORA.

WE ARE NOT MOVING
TO NEW YORK NOW.

IF I HAVE ANYTHING
TO DO WITH IT,

THEY WILL NOT BE GOING
ANYWHERE SOON.

YOU CAN'T GET ALL THAT
IN YOUR MOUTH.

[laughter]

NOW IT'S DOWN YOUR SHIRT!

JESUS.

- COMING UP...

- DID YOU JUST SEE
WHAT I JUST SAW?

MR. STEVIE WONDER.

[cheers and applause]

- HEY, STEVIE.

[applause]

- MOM?
- YEAH.

- IS MY GOWN...
HAS IT BEEN IN THE DRYER?

- YEAH. I CAN GO GET IT.

- I HAVE TO LEAVE HERE
IN, LIKE, FIVE MINUTES.

- DO I HAVE TIME TO IRON THAT?
- YEAH.

- I'M A LITTLE CONCERNED

ABOUT MY IRONING SKILLS.

- OKAY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- KIM, DO YOU LOVE IT?

- I'M IRONING. LET ME SEE.

I'M SURE I CAN DO THIS.

SEE?

OH... - GOOD?

- REALLY PRETTY.
- OKAY. I'LL BE BACK.

♪♪ I'LL BE BACK ♪♪

- SHE'S LIKE EVERY MOM'S DREAM,
EVERY MOM AND DAD'S.

SHE'S SO SWEET.

- I'M READY FOR THIS.

IT'S HERE.

KIMBERLY'S GRADUATING.

- I'M WALKING OUT!
- OKAY.

- TO GROW UP AS I DID

WANTING TO BE AT SCHOOL...

BUT BEING AT WORK...

THIS IS BY FAR
ONE OF THE PROUDEST DAYS...

OF MY LIFE.

[gasps]

LOOK! OH, THAT'S SO PRETTY.

- I LOVE THE HOOPS.

- THANK YOU. YOU LIKE IT?

WHERE'S MY ROBE?

- OH, I'M GETTING IT.
OKAY, DON'T WRINKLE IT.

- I SHOULDN'T BE LATE.
- LET ME GET THE ROBE.

- THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS.

EVERYTHING
IS ALWAYS SO LAST MINUTE.

- I'LL SEE YOU.
- I LOVE YOU.

- I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

NO SPEEDING, KIMBERLY.

- LOVE YOU GUYS!
- I AM...

[laughs] HERE...

HERE... EVERYWHERE.

I'M REALLY PREPARED
FOR HER TO...

TO LEAVE.

I THINK I'M READY FOR THIS.

[sighs deeply]

- WE'RE GONNA HAVE A LOT OF FUN.

THERE'S A LOT
OF GREAT PEOPLE HERE TODAY

AS WE HONOR DAVID FOSTER,

ONE OF OUR MOST NOTABLE
MUSIC HONOREES EVER.

AND, OF COURSE,
GREAT LOCATION HERE...

RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE HISTORIC
CAPITOL RECORDS TOWER,

WHERE WE HAVE HAD
SOME GREAT CEREMONIES

THE LAST FEW YEARS.

WE FINISHED INSTALLING
ALL FOUR BEATLES STARS...

- OKAY, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO
WITH YOUR PHONES AND STUFF?

YOU DON'T NEED THAT.
[David playiYOUR GUM.

- I'LL GET RID OF IT.
- GIVE IT TO ME!

- I'LL GET RID OF IT.
- GIVE IT TO ME.

- I'LL GET RID OF IT.
- GIVE IT TO ME NOW.

I THINK GETTING A STAR
ON THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME

IS A HUGE DEAL.

IT'S A BIG ACKNOWLEDGEMENT
OF 40 YEARS

IN THE MUSIC BUSINESS.

- HI, SWEETHEART.
- HI, SWEETIE.

LOOK HOW CUTE YOU ARE.
- YEAH, LOOK AT HER.

- LOOK AT YOU, HOT MAMA.

- SO IT'S THE BEATLES...

NO, NO, I MEAN,
THE BEATLES ARE THERE

AND THEN BUDDY HOLLY
AND THEN ME AND THEN YOU.

- OH, DAVID!
- ISN'T THAT COOL

THAT WE'RE TOGETHER?

NATALIE COLE IS SUCH
A BRIGHT SPOT IN MY LIFE.

SHE'S A REAL, TRUE FRIEND,
NOT A HOLLYWOOD FRIEND.

WE SHARED, OF COURSE,
THE UNFORGETTABLE ALBUM

AND THE DUET WITH HER FATHER,
WHICH I PRODUCED.

- SO YOU END UP SLEEPING
TOGETHER AT LAST.

- FOREVER. FOREVER.
- AT LAST.

- FOREVER.
- FOREVER. OH...

- THIS ISN'T THE FIRST TIME
THAT I'VE BEEN INVITED

TO SOMEBODY RECEIVING THEIR STAR
ON THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME.

MY SON'S GODMOTHER'S HUSBAND,
SLASH, GOT HIS,

AND WE WERE INVITED TO THAT,
AND THAT WAS VERY, VERY COOL.

- I'VE KNOWN WHAT A BIG DEAL
DAVID FOSTER IS

FOREVER, ACTUALLY, 'CAUSE MY
MOM'S REALLY BIG INTO MUSIC.

BUT WALKING INTO HIS HOUSE
AND SEEING ALL THESE GRAMMYS

AND, LIKE, JUST HAVING HIM BE
NORMAL AND SWEET AND KIND...

IT'S A BIG [bleep] DEAL.

- HELLO!
- HELLO!

- HEY.
- HI.

ARE YOU GETTING DRESSED
RIGHT NOW?

- YEAH.

- OH, SHE CAN GO WITH YOU.
YOU CAN BOTH GET DRESSED.

KIM, DON'T WE HAVE
TO LEAVE SOON?

SHOULD I CALL AUNT KATHY
AND SEE WHERE SHE IS?

FOR KIM, HER WHOLE PURPOSE
IS HER CHILDREN.

AND PICTURING HER
WITH AN EMPTY NEST

MAKES ME WORRY ABOUT HER
A LITTLE BIT.

- AH... HELLO!

- KATHY'S HERE.

- HELLO. THERE ARE HEAVY.

- HELLO!

- HI. THESE ARE HEAVY.
- WHAT IS IT?

- THEY'RE FLOWERS.
- OH!

OH, MY GOD,
AREN'T THESE UNBELIEVABLE?

- WELL, THESE AREN'T
FOR YOU, DEAR.

- NO, I WAS GONNA HELP YOU.
- THIS IS FOR THE GRADUATION.

- HI.
- HI. YOU LOOK PRETTY.

- HI, SWEETIE.

SO DO YOU! - LET ME SEE.

- IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE WEARING?
- IT'S BETTER, RIGHT?

- YEAH. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

- I DON'T KNOW.

- KATHY WILL ALWAYS JUST SAY,
"THAT LOOKS REALLY BAD ON YOU."

"THAT MAKES YOU LOOK HEAVY."

"OH, YOU LOOK GOOD, YOU KNOW.

YOU DON'T HAVE THAT FAT AROUND
YOUR KNEE LIKE YOU USED TO."

LITTLE THINGS LIKE THAT.

- WHAT TIME'S THE DINNER?

- 8:00.
HOW LONG IS THE CEREMONY?

- AN HOUR AND A HALF.
- AN HOUR AND A HALF?

- HOUR, HOUR AND A HALF... I DON'T
KNOW ABOUT THE TIME IN TOTAL.

I NEVER COMPLAIN
WHEN ANY OF YOU GUYS ASK ME

TO ALL YOUR THINGS
THAT I SHOW UP TO.

I'M GOOD ABOUT THAT.

- A LONG CEREMONY.

- [laughs]

- YEAH. THAT'S MY SISTER.

- THAT'S PERFECT.
- THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.

I THINK YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL
IN BOTH.

I LOVE THAT.
I THOUGHT THAT WAS GONNA LOOK...

- THAT'S REALLY PRETTY.
- NO, THAT'S WHAT I SAID.

I SAID...
- NO, THAT LOOKS REALLY PRETTY.

- DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER SHOE?

[indistinct chatter]

- OVER HERE!
- RIGHT HERE!

- I DON'T KNOW WHERE I'M GOING.

- [laughs]
- NO, THAT'S FOR YOLANDA.

- I THINK WE JUST SIT HERE.

- READY?
- YEAH.

- THIS IS AWESOME, HUH?
[all cheering]

- WE LOVE YOU, DAVID!
- THANK YOU.

- I'LL LEAVE YOU THERE, OKAY?
- OKAY.

- LOVE YOU. BYE. HI.

- HELLO, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

TODAY WE ARE HONORING

ONE OF THE WORLD'S GREAT
MUSICAL TALENTS,

DAVID FOSTER.

[cheers and applause]

- YOU'RE, LIKE, RUNNING OVER.

- DAVID BEGAN STUDYING PIANO
AT AGE FOUR.

AS THE STORY GOES, HIS MOTHER
WAS DUSTING THE FAMILY PIANO

AND BY ACCIDENT
HIT ONE OF THE KEYS.

SHE WAS SHOCKED WHEN DAVID
CORRECTLY CALLED OUT,

"THAT'S AN 'E, '"

THUS DISCOVERING
HE HAD PERFECT PITCH.

PLEASE HELP ME WELCOME TO THE
STAGE OUR HONOREE, DAVID FOSTER.

[cheers and applause]

- THANKS, LERON.
- GOOD TO HAVE YOU HERE.

- THANK YOU, BUDDY.
[cheers and applause continue]

- I'M SO GLAD WE'RE HERE.

- IT'S, UH...
IT'S QUITE OVERWHELMING.

UH... OH.

DID YOU JUST SEE
WHAT I JUST SAW?

I JUST SAW MR. STEVIE WONDER.

[loud cheering]

STEVE, YOU MADE IT!

- HEY, STEVIE.

I TOOK A PICTURE OF HIM.

I DON'T THINK HE SAW.

[laughs]

- THIS IS AN EXTREMELY
FANTASTIC DAY FOR ME, OBVIOUSLY,

AND IT OCCURRED TO ME
THAT MAYBE I COULD HAVE A SAY

INTO WHERE MY STAR
MIGHT BE LOCATED.

WE WENT LOOKING.

AND THEN I SAW IT.

JOHN, GEORGE, RINGO...

AND AN EMPTY SPOT.

[laughter, whistles]

SO I NERVOUSLY ASKED,
"WELL, WHAT ABOUT THERE?"

AND MAUREEN SAID,
"OH, I'M SORRY.

THAT'S RESERVED
FOR PAUL MCCARTNEY.

HE'S GETTING IT
IN THREE MONTHS."

OKAY, THAT'S FAIR ENOUGH.

[laughter]

THEN I KIND OF SNEAKED OVER ONE,
AND I SAID,

"WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE SPOT
NEXT TO BUDDY'S?"

AND SHE SAID,
"OH, YOU CAN HAVE THAT ONE."

SO, NATURALLY,
I SCREAMED OUT LOUD.

THEY WERE MY BIGGEST HEROES
AND MY BIGGEST INFLUENCE...

AND STEVIE WONDER,
OF COURSE, STEVIE.

- THE MOST EXCITING THING
OF THIS YEAR

IS DAVID MAKING AN ALBUM
WITH STEVIE WONDER.

I MEAN, THEY'RE TWO GENIUSES,

AND THEY'VE NOW COME TOGETHER,

AND THEY'RE GONNA MAKE SOMETHING

THAT THE WHOLE WORLD
IS GONNA WANT TO LISTEN TO.

AND IT'S EXCITING BECAUSE IT'S
ALL MADE DOWNSTAIRS IN OUR HOME.

[cheers and applause]

- KIMBERLY COLLETT JACKSON.

[cheers and applause]

KIM WILL BE ATTENDING
U.C. SAN DIEGO IN THE FALL,

STUDYING COMMUNICATIONS.

- SORRY.

I'M HAVING VISIONS

AS TO WHEN SHE WAS JUST A BABY

AND WATCHING IT ALL...

LIKE, FLASHBACKS OF HER WHOLE...

AH...

ALL HER LIFE, YOU KNOW?

SO MANY MEMORIES... [sniffles]

ALL GOOD ONES.

- CONGRATULATIONS, KIM.
- THANK YOU!

YAY!

- THE PROUD MOMMY.

- I KNOW THAT FOR KIM,
LIKE MYSELF,

IT'S SO IMPORTANT TO SEE
OUR DAUGHTERS UP THERE

GRADUATING AND GOING OFF
TO COLLEGE...

THE THINGS THAT WE
DIDN'T GET TO DO.

THE THINGS THAT I KNOW

THAT SHE WOULD WANT MY MOM
TO BE HERE TO SEE.

- ONE, TWO, THREE.

- BEHIND
EVERY SUCCESSFUL CAREER,

THERE'S A VILLAGE OF FOLKS,

AND MANY OF MY VILLAGE
ARE HERE TODAY.

AND I'M SO HAPPY AND PROUD

THAT I CAN SHARE THIS INCREDIBLE
HONOR WITH ALL OF THEM.

IT'S NO SECRET THAT I'VE BEEN
MARRIED ONCE OR TWICE.

[scattered laughter]

FINALLY, AND I REALLY
MEAN FINALLY,

TO MY NEW FAMILY
WITH THE TRUE LOVE OF MY LIFE,

YOLANDA "DUTCH" FOSTER...

[crowd whooping]

AND HER THREE CHILDREN,
GIGI, BELLA, AND ANWAR.

THANK YOU ALL SO VERY MUCH.

[cheers and applause]

THANK YOU. THANKS, BABE.

THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE, BUDDY.

- I THOUGHT DAVID HANDLED IT
BEAUTIFULLY,

AND I THINK HE'S AN UNDERSTATED
MAN WITH A HUGE TALENT,

AND I'M GLAD I WAS THERE TO BE
PART OF IT, YOU KNOW, REALLY.

IT WAS AN HONOR.

[cheers and applause]

- WOW.

- IT WAS REALLY HEARTWARMING
FOR ME

THAT HE ACTUALLY ACKNOWLEDGED

THAT BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL MAN
IS A WOMAN,

AND, YOU KNOW, THAT'S...
THAT'S THE TRUTH.

EVEN THOUGH I WASN'T PART
OF THE 40 YEARS IN THE MAKING,

I'M SO HAPPY THAT I CAN BE HERE
TO CELEBRATE WITH HIM.

AND I'M JUST PROUD
OF MY HUSBAND.

- COMING UP...

- I MADE OUT WITH CARLTON
YESTERDAY.

- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT,
"MADE OUT"?

- WE MADE OUT.

[indistinct chatter]

- I THINK EVERYBODY WOULD LOVE
A STAR ON THE WALK OF FAME.

IF THEY WERE HANDING THEM OUT,
HEY, WE'D ALL TAKE ONE.

BUT IT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN.
[laughing]

- CONGRATULATIONS.

I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU.
- THANK YOU.

- DAVID'S SUPER AMBITIOUS.
HE'S VERY TALENTED.

I DON'T THINK
ANYONE IN THIS GROUP

HAS ENOUGH TALENT TO GET A STAR.

SORRY.

- ARE WE ALLOWED TO WALK ON IT?
- YEAH. I DID IT ALREADY.

WALK ALL OVER ME, BABY.
- WHOO-HOO!

- WALK ALL OVER ME.

- I DON'T THINK THERE'S
ANY CHANCE OF ME GETTING A STAR

ON THE WALK OF FAME.

THERE'S MORE CHANCE
GIGGY WOULD GET ONE.

- I WALKED ON YOUR DA...
OR ON YOUR STEPDAD.

- DO THESE BOTTOMS
COME IN DIFFERENT SIZES OR...

- OH, YEAH.
WE HAVE THEM IN DIFFERENT SIZES.

- OH, I SEE.
- YEAH.

THAT ONE'S LIKE
A MEDIUM SCRUNCH BUTT.

- THIS IS AN EXTRA SMALL?
- YES.

- OKAY. I'LL TRY THIS ONE.
- OKAY.

WE DO HAVE ONES LIKE THAT,

WHICH ARE A LITTLE BIT BETTER,
A LITTLE BIT SMALLER.

A LITTLE TOO BIG.
- IT'S A LITTLE TOO BIG.

- A LITTLE TOO MUCH COVERAGE.
- FOR ME. I DON'T KNOW.

MY FRIEND THAT'S COMING IN,
SHE MIGHT LIKE IT THAT WAY.

- OKAY. YEAH, WE'LL PUT THAT
ONE OUT FOR HER JUST IN CASE.

- OKAY, COOL.

- HELLO.

- OKAY, NOT THAT.

- YEAH, YEAH.
PICKED IT OUT FOR YOU.

- YEAH, OKAY.
- HI, BABE.

- EVERYTHING GOOD?
- YEAH, IT'S GOOD.

HOW ARE YOU?
- WELL, THIS IS SWEET.

- I KNOW.
- YES, I'M GOOD.

- THAT'S FOR YOU.
- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

- WHY NOT?
- IT LOOKS LIKE

IT WOULD FIT GIGGY. - YOU COULD.

YOU JUST CHOOSE NOT TO.
- I DON'T THINK SO.

THOSE DAYS ARE OVER.
- YOU HAVE TO FIND... NO, COME ON.

- THIS IS MORE MY THING.
ARE YOU KIDDING?

DO YOU THINK ANYBODY
REALLY WANTS TO SEE

MY 52-YEAR ASS IN THAT? - I DO.

- NO, THEY DON'T.

I DON'T THINK PALM SPRINGS
IS READY FOR THIS, DARLING.

I THINK THIS IS MORE FOR EUROPE.

- IS THIS A LITTLE TOO HOOCHIE?
- FOR ME, YES.

FOR YOU, IT'S PERFECT.
- THANKS, MOM.

- I HOPE SHE SUFFERS
FOR THAT BODY.

I HOPE SHE DOESN'T EAT,

AND I HOPE SHE SPENDS HER LIFE
IN THE [bleep] GYM,

BECAUSE IF SHE DOESN'T,
IT SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED.

- [laughs]
SO WHAT'S GOING ON, BABE?

- OH, A LOT. I MEAN...

- TELL ME.
- IT'S, LIKE, CRAZY.

OH, YOU KNOW, DOING
THE WHATSIT, THE RESTAURANT,

AND THAT'S WHY I REALLY
DON'T LIKE THE FACT

THAT WHEN WE DO HAVE, YOU KNOW,
FUN TIME TOGETHER,

WELL, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND IT
FIGHTING.

I MEAN, I REALLY DON'T.
- NO, I KNOW, IT WAS...

- AND JOYCE BRINGING SOMETHING
THAT WAS NOTHING.

- IT WAS SNAPPY.
- I'M SORRY, DARLING.

I WOULD SAY "OH, NO, I'M FINE.
LEAVE IT, IT'S FINE."

- NO, IT'S NOT,
"OH, NO, I'M FINE."

IT'S... UGH!
- OH, OKAY, ALL RIGHT, WHATEVER.

I THINK THE REAL ISSUES
THAT ARE GOING ON IN THIS GROUP

ARE SOMETHING
THAT ARE WORTH DISCUSSING.

THAT ISN'T. YOU KNOW THAT MEAN?

I WAS KIND OF PRETTY PISSED OFF,
TO BE HONEST,

BUT I'M GONNA GIVE JOYCE
A FREE PASS.

BUT SHE'S GONNA HAVE
TO PROVE IT TO ME.

- MY FRIENDS TOLD ME
SHE WAS A [bleep]-STIRRER,

AND I SAID, "I'M GONNA MAKE
THAT DECISION FOR MYSELF."

AND THEN I CALLED THEM.
- OH, REALLY?

- I SAID, "YOU WERE RIGHT." YEP.

- OKAY.
- I WAS JUST WITH CARLTON

AT HER HOUSE ON SUNDAY.
- SHE'S SO NICE.

- SHE HAS THE BEST BODY.

- DOES SHE?
- LIKE, ABS

AND, LIKE, A CUTE LITTLE BUTT.
- REALLY?

- CARLTON AND I...
WE'VE BEEN HANGING OUT,

AND I THINK
SHE'S A REALLY COOL CHICK.

- BLOODY HELL!
- AND SHE'S KIND OF GANGSTER.

SHE DOESN'T TAKE
ANYONE'S [bleep].

THIS ONE'S A DEFINITE KEEPER.

- THAT'S TOO SMALL.
THE TOP'S TOO SMALL.

WHY BOTHER WEARING ANYTHING?

- EXACTLY.

YEAH, NO, CARLTON THE OTHER DAY
AT HER HOUSE

WAS SUPER, SUPER COOL.

I'M NOT THRILLED ABOUT SPENDING
THE WEEKEND WITH JOYCE,

BUT GUESS WHAT.

I MADE OUT WITH CARLTON
YESTERDAY.

- YOU MADE OUT?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

- WE MADE OUT.
- WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

- I DON'T KNOW. WE JUST DID.

- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN "MADE OUT"?

- IN THE HOT TUB, WE MADE OUT.
- YOU MADE OUT.

- YES, WE MADE OUT.

- WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU MADE OUT?
- WE MADE OUT!

- IT'S VERY CONFUSING
WHEN YOU'RE WITH THESE WOMEN.

APPARENTLY, THEY'RE EITHER
AT EACH OTHER'S THROATS

OR DOWN EACH OTHER'S THROATS.

- WE WERE JUST HAVING
A HEART-TO-HEART

IN THE HOT TUB, AND ONE THING
LED TO ANOTHER, AND WE KISSED.

- WELL, WHO DOES THAT?
- I DON'T KNOW... ME.

OH, IT'S ALL INNOCENT FUN.
- NOT IN MY WORLD.

GOD, I'M GONNA LOCK
MY DOOR AT NIGHT.

THAT'S FOR SURE.

- NEXT TIME ON THE REAL
HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...

- FIRST TIME THAT I WAS EVER
IN PALM SPRINGS

WAS THE FIRST TIME I EVER DID
THE MASTER CLEANSE.

- REALLY? THAT'S THE FIRST TIME
I EVER DID COCAINE.

CARLTON AND I HAD A FRIENDSHIP
KISS THE OTHER NIGHT.

ARE YOU GUYS IN FOR IT?
- A FRIENDSHIP WHAT?

- IF YOU DON'T WANT ME
TO SAY SOMETHING,

TELL ME IT'S A SECRET.

- I WANT TO SHARE SOMETHING
WITH YOU GUYS.

- JACQUELINE'S
SHARING SOMETHING WITH US.

- I WILL NOT ACKNOWLEDGE YOU
WHEN YOU CALL ME JACQUELINE.

- SHE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A JOYCE.
JOYCE IS A BIG, FAT PIG.

- [laughs]

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