The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (2010–…): Season 4, Episode 21 - Reunion Part 2 - full transcript
- TONIGHT...
- YOU'RE A LIAR
AND YOU'RE A HYPOCRITE.
AND YOU'RE A PHONY AND A FRAUD.
- AND YOU'RE A BIGOT.
- THE REUNION CONTINUES.
- IT'S HARD 'CAUSE I DON'T
HAVE FAMILY IN LOS ANGELES,
SO, LIKE, LISA AND KEN
WERE KIND OF LIKE MY FAMILY.
- TREATING PEOPLE BAD
IS NOT AN EXCUSE FOR IT.
- IT'S NOT, BUT YOU SHOULD TRY
TO HAVE A LITTLE COMPASSION...
- I DO HAVE EMPATHY IF SHE...
- NO, WELL,
YOU HAVEN'T SHOWN IT.
- I MISSED A HUGE CHUNK
OF MY [bleep] LIFE...
- OKAY, BUT THAT'S NOT...
- AND MY CHILDREN'S LIVES,
AND I'M SORRY
IF I MISSED A PARTY OR TWO.
- I THINK THAT BRANDI,
AT TIMES, TAKES IT TOO FAR.
SHE SAYS THAT HERSELF.
- I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE
CALLED PAPARAZZI.
- HA!
OH, MY GOD.
- I'M NOT GONNA SIT HERE AND
LISTEN TO YOU TRASH MY HUSBAND.
STOP TALKING [bleep]
BEHIND HIS BACK
WHEN HE'S NOT HERE.
- IT IS PART TWO
OF THE REAL HOUSEWIVES
OF BEVERLY HILLS REUNION.
I'M ANDY COHEN.
IN BEVERLY HILLS,
THE PLASTIC SURGEONS
USUALLY GET THE CREDIT
FOR WOMEN LOOKING YOUNG,
BUT THERE'S NO SUBSTITUTE
FOR GOOD OLD-FASHIONED
DIET AND EXERCISE.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
- I HATE, HATE, HATE EXERCISE.
- PUMP IT IN, IN, IN, IN.
COME ON. - I CAN DO A CHICKEN.
[laughter]
- BUT I HAVE TO DO IT
BECAUSE I'M OLD.
WELL, STAND UP AND DO IT.
- NO, I'M GOOD HERE.
- IT'S HARD TO EXERCISE
SIX DAYS A WEEK,
AND IT'S HARD
TO NOT EAT ANY SUGAR.
NO, THAT'S TOO BIG.
HALF OF THAT.
AND IT'S HARD TO HAVE
TO EAT SALAD EVERY DAY.
CHILD ABUSE.
I'M ON A DIET,
SO I'M ONLY DOING...
- REALLY? NOT EVEN...
- LET ME JUST SMELL IT.
- AND THAT... TOUCH.
- OH.
BUT NOW YOU SEE HOW IT PAYS OFF.
- YEAH.
- [screams]
OH, MY GOD, LISA LOOKS SO HOT.
- SHE'S GOT THAT, LIKE,
JESSICA RABBIT FIGURE.
TINY WAIST, BOOBS, BOOTY.
- AND THE BUTT.
- OH, YES.
- DOESN'T THAT FEEL NICE?
- 'CAUSE YOUR ASS
IS HOLDING YOU UP.
- SHE HAS A GREAT BUTT.
- THIS IS WHERE YOU
GRAB MY ASS, LIKE THIS,
AND THEN I GO BACK LIKE THIS.
[groans] OKAY.
- KIM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
MOVING TO PALM SPRINGS?
- OH, THAT'S MY JUICER.
- KIM, YOU DID NOT
BRING A JUICER.
- JUICE.
- THIS MAY NOT BE FLATTERING
ON THE BUTT, THOUGH.
- YOU'RE ALWAYS COMPLAINING TO
ME ABOUT YOUR BODY DYSMORPHIA,
BUT... WELL, I'M CALLING IT
BODY DYSMORPHIA...
BUT YOU'RE LOOKING SO GOOD.
- OH, THANK YOU.
- 15 REVERSE LUNGES.
SO I WANT YOU
TO DRIVE THAT BACK KNEE DOWN
TOWARD THE GROUND.
- I'VE ALWAYS BEEN
ONE OF THOSE GIRLS
THAT EATS AND DOESN'T WORK OUT
AND... I'M LUCKY.
OKAY, AND WE'RE DONE.
LET'S GO EAT SOME CAKE.
- NO.
- JUST WAIT UNTIL
YOUR METABOLISM SLOWS DOWN.
- KIM, YOU BROUGHT YOUR JUICER
TO PALM SPRINGS?
- YES, I DID.
- DID YOU THINK
YOU COULDN'T GET JUICE THERE?
- SO I BROUGHT MY JUICER
SO I COULD DO MY PINEAPPLE,
MY GREEN AND ORANGE MELON,
AND MY GRAPEFRUITS.
- VERY GOOD.
- AND I TAKE IT A LOT OF PLACES.
SO DON'T THINK I JUST BROUGHT IT
ON THAT TRIP.
- OKAY, DID YOU BRING
YOUR JUICER TONIGHT TO MY HOUSE?
- NO, BUT IF I WAS GONNA BE HERE
TILL TOMORROW,
IT WOULD DEFINITELY HAVE BEEN
IN MY BAG.
- NATALIE
FROM MESQUITE, NEVADA, SAID,
"WOW, YOU LADIES
ARE IN GREAT SHAPE,
"BUT I CAN NEVER TELL IF IT'S
BECAUSE OF PLASTIC SURGERY
"OR IF IT'S AU NATUREL.
HAS ANYONE HAD ANYTHING DONE
RECENTLY?"
- I DO BOTOX, NOT FILLERS.
AS I SAID TO BRANDI,
"I DON'T DO FILLERS."
SHE GOES, "I CAN TELL."
[both laugh]
- I WAS TRYING TO HELP HER.
- I DON'T DO FILLER ON MY FACE.
- BRANDI, DO YOU DO...
YOU DO FILLERS.
- YEAH, AND I'VE OVERDONE IT,
AND I'M LIKE,
"WHOA, WHAT HAPPENED?"
BUT I DON'T WANT TO HAVE
A FACE LIFT.
I DON'T WANT TO END UP
LIKE THAT GIRL
THAT GOT FIRED LAST YEAR.
I JUST DON'T.
- BRANDI, I WILL SAY
YOUR CHEEKS ARE GETTING BIGGER
EVERY TIME I SEE YOU.
- THEY'RE NOT.
- THEY'RE NOT?
- THEY'RE NOT. I SWEAR.
- YOU LOOK DIFFERENT.
- I LOOK DIFFERENT RIGHT NOW?
- YES, YOU DO.
- OKAY, I DON'T...
I HAVE RED LIPSTICK ON.
- OKAY.
- MY CHEEKS... YOU CAN FEEL THEM.
I MEAN, THEY'RE MY CHEEKS.
I HAVE... FEEL.
- THEY FEEL GOOD.
- I DON'T KNOW.
I MEAN, I HAVE A ZIT OVER HERE.
- OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
- EVERYONE TALKS
ABOUT MY CHEEKS.
IT DRIVES ME NUTS.
- VERONICA
FROM EWING, NEW JERSEY, SAID,
"JOYCE, IN YOUR OPENING LINE,
YOU SAY,
"'YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO YOUNG
OR TOO THIN.'
"WOMEN HAVE ENOUGH PROBLEMS
WITH EATING DISORDERS.
WHY WOULD YOU KEEP PERPETUATING
THAT YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO THIN?"
- OF COURSE I THINK YOU CAN
BE TOO YOUNG, I'M A MOTHER.
AND OF COURSE I THINK
YOU CAN BE TOO THIN.
I WAS BULLIED
FOR BEING TOO SKINNY.
MY TAGLINE OF CHOICE WAS,
"BEAUTY'S ONLY SKIN-DEEP.
IT'S WHAT'S IN YOUR HEART
THAT MATTERS."
AND I WISH IT WOULD'VE
BEEN THAT, BUT IT WASN'T.
- OKAY, I WANT TO SWITCH GEARS.
CARLTON, I WANT TO TALK ABOUT
YOUR "WITCHCRAFT,"
BECAUSE IT SEEMS LIKE
OTHER WOMEN HERE BELIEVE
THAT YOU HAVE HEXED THEM.
- OKAY, WELL, THAT'S
INACCURATE, BUT ANYWAY...
- WHAT DOES IT MEAN
TO PRACTICE WITCHCRAFT?
- JUST SHOW US, COME ON.
- THANK YOU.
- DO SOMETHING.
- LET ME GET MY CAULDRON.
NO, I PRACTICE WITCHCRAFT,
WHICH IS... BASICALLY, IT'S ABOUT
HARNESSING NATURE'S ENERGIES,
ANYTHING THAT NATURE
HAS TO OFFER
THAT HAS, YOU KNOW,
HAS A VIBRATION,
AND THAT'S WHAT I USE.
- SO WHEN YOU HARNESS
THE ENERGIES...
- YES.
- WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THEM?
- IT'S TO AFFECT
A NEEDED POSITIVE CHANGE.
- WHAT IS DARK MAGIC?
- MY FAMILY SITUATION...
SO, I GREW UP IN A TOUGH HOME,
AND MY WAY OF ESCAPE
WAS THROUGH WHAT I PRACTICED,
AND THAT WASN'T SOMETHING
THAT I FELL INTO.
IT WAS SOMETHING THAT HAD BEEN
AROUND ME AS A LITTLE GIRL,
AND WHEN MY MOM MARRIED
MY STEPFATHER,
THAT WAS MY ESCAPE.
SO, YEAH, IT WOULD BE
CONSIDERED THAT IT WAS DARK,
BUT IT WAS ALSO
A VERY DARK PERIOD
OF MY YOUNGER YEARS.
AND ONCE MY MOM DIVORCED HIM,
EVERYTHING SHIFTED.
- WELL, KYLE MAY HAVE STARRED
IN ONE OF CARLTON'S
FAVORITE MOVIES, HALLOWEEN,
BUT BETWEEN BEE MURDER,
RELIGIOUS QUESTIONING,
AND GIFTS SPURNED,
CARLTON WAS NOT
HER NUMBER ONE FAN.
TAKE A LOOK.
- I SAW THIS BIRD FLY
INTO THE LIVING ROOM
WHERE WE WERE SITTING,
AND THE CAT WENT FOR IT, AND...
- I'M GONNA OPEN THE WINE.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
SHARON, YOU WANT
WHITE WINE OR RED?
- I DIDN'T APPRECIATE THAT.
I DON'T CARE
IF SHE WAS BORED TO DEATH.
IT WAS RUDE.
- OH, MY GOD, THERE'S A BEE.
SHARON, KILL IT FOR ME
IF YOU LOVE ME.
- [gasps]
NO!
- SORRY, I'M ALLERGIC.
- DON'T LIFT IT UP.
- BUT DON'T KILL IT.
- OH, WELL.
- THIS IS [bleep] UP.
WHY WOULD YOU DO
SUCH A AWFUL THING?
- [snorts]
[laughter]
- I'M A BEE MURDER ACCOMPLICE.
[laughing]
[snorts]
- WHEN I MET YOU
FOR THE FIRST TIME
AT THE CHAMBER OF COMMERCE,
YOU SAID SOMETHING
ABOUT LISA'S NIPPLE.
THAT DIDN'T SIT WELL WITH ME
BECAUSE I THINK
THAT LISA'S YOUR FRIEND.
- THERE'S A MEXICAN EXPRESSION
WHEN SOMEONE'S LOOKING
FOR A PROBLEM.
CARLTON IS LOOKING FOR TITS
ON AN ANT.
CAN I JUST PEEK AT THAT?
- YES. IT'S NOT DONE.
- IS THAT A JEWISH STAR?
- REALLY?
- WAIT A MINUTE.
- ARE YOU [bleep] KIDDING ME?
FOR SOMEBODY WHO'S JEWISH,
YOU THOUGHT THE STAR ON THE BACK
OF MY NECK WAS A JEWISH STAR
WHEN YOU KNOW I'M BLOODY WICCA?
SO PLEASE... BULL[bleep].
- I COULDN'T SEE
THE WHOLE THING,
AND THERE'S CONFESSIONALS
IN HER HOUSE,
AND THERE'S CROSSES,
AND SHE'S A WICCAN.
MAYBE SHE HAS A JEWISH STAR.
WHAT DO I KNOW?
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
AND YOU SAID TO ME,
"ARE YOU [bleep] KIDDING ME?
I HAVE A JEWISH STAR?"
OBVIOUSLY, YOU'RE ANTI-SEMITIC.
- SEE? OH, AND THERE IT IS.
OF COURSE.
AND THAT'S WHAT YOU DO,
AND YOU JUST PROVED IT.
YOU LABEL.
THERE'S NOTHING
ANTI-SEMITIC ABOUT ME,
AND DON'T YOU [bleep] DARE
GO THERE.
DON'T YOU [bleep] DARE.
NO.
- OKAY, LOVELY.
SO YOU SAY THAT YOU CAME IN
LOOKING FOR TITS ON AN ANT.
YOU THOUGHT THAT SHE HAD
PRECONCEIVED NOTIONS ABOUT YOU.
- ABSOLUTELY.
- SHE SAYS SHE DID NOT.
- FIRST DAY AT THE BEVERLY HILLS
CHAMBER OF COMMERCE PARTY,
I WENT UP TO YOU.
I WELCOMED YOU,
I WELCOMED YOUR HUSBAND,
AND I SAID, YOU KNOW,
"PLEASE FEEL FREE TO CALL ME,"
YOU KNOW,
"WE'RE EXCITED TO HAVE YOU."
DID I NOT SAY THAT TO YOU?
- YOU ABSOLUTELY DID.
- OKAY.
YOU JUST WANTED TO HATE ME.
YOU WERE LOOKING FOR PROBLEMS
SINCE DAY ONE.
- NO, AND THAT'S NOT TRUE.
- YES, IT IS TRUE.
- THAT'S NOT TRUE.
- IT IS TRUE.
YOU KEPT SAYING THINGS
AND BEING RUDE TO ME
WHEN I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING
TO YOU.
- OH, MY GOSH.
- AND YOU WERE JUDGING.
AND YOU CAME IN
AS A VIEWER OF THE SHOW.
- I WASN'T A VIEWER OF THE SHOW.
- YES, YOU WERE, CARLTON.
- NO, I WASN'T.
- PLEASE, YES, YOU WERE.
- I CAN'T...
- YOU HAD SEEN THE SHOW BEFORE.
- I HAD WATCHED
A COUPLE OF EPISODES.
- YOU'RE LYING, CARLTON.
- I AM NOT LYING.
- YOU'RE A LIAR,
AND YOU'RE A HYPOCRITE.
AND YOU'RE A PHONY AND A FRAUD.
- AND YOU'RE A BIGOT.
- COMING UP...
- I'M STILL LETTING HER GO.
I MEAN, I STILL MISS HER
EVERY DAY.
NOT GONNA... GONNA LIE.
- YOU'RE LYING, CARLTON.
- I AM NOT LYING.
- YOU'RE A LIAR,
AND YOU'RE A HYPOCRITE.
AND YOU'RE A PHONY AND A FRAUD.
- AND YOU'RE A BIGOT.
- JOE FROM TOLUCA LAKE,
CALIFORNIA, SAID,
"CARLTON, YOU'RE WICCAN,
"BUT YOUR HOUSE IS FULL
OF DIFFERENT RELIGIOUS SYMBOLS,
"LIKE CROSSES, A CONFESSIONAL.
"IS IT REALLY SURPRISING
THAT KYLE WOULD MISTAKE
YOUR PENTAGRAM TATTOO
FOR A STAR OF DAVID?"
- IT'S SOMETHING THAT I FELT,
WITH KYLE,
THAT I DIDN'T CLICK WITH HER.
IT WAS JUST AN ENERGY THING.
AND THE COMMENTS
THAT SHE WAS MAKING...
IT WASN'T COMING FROM
A GENUINE PLACE OF INTEREST.
IT WAS MORE THAT
IT WAS A QUESTION AT ME,
AND IT WAS A CONSISTENT BUILDUP
OF LITTLE, LITTLE THINGS.
- YOU HAVE A CROSS THAT SAYS
"[bleep] YOU" ON IT.
- I DO.
- YOU HAVE PENTAGRAMS.
I DON'T... I'M...
IT WAS A GENUINE QUESTION,
AND I'M TRYING
TO GET TO KNOW YOU.
- BUT IT'S JUST...
- WHAT SHOULD I DO?
ASK YOU ABOUT YOUR SEX TOYS?
- I'M GONNA START ASKING YOU
ABOUT YOUR RELIGION?
- GO AHEAD, I DON'T CARE.
I'M PROUD OF IT.
- I'M PROUD OF MY RELIGION.
- YOU DON'T SEEM LIKE IT.
- OH, WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
- WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHY
YOU GET SO DEFENSIVE ABOUT IT.
- I'M DEFENSIVE AROUND YOU.
I'M NOT DEFENSIVE
AROUND YOLANDA.
I'M NOT DEFENSIVE
AROUND BRANDI OR LISA.
- THAT'S RIGHT. WHY? WHY?
- BUT IT'S BEEN A CONSTANT...
ALL ANYONE EVER TALKS ABOUT
WITH CARLTON IS,
"SHE'S A WITCH. SHE'S A WITCH."
- I'VE HAD ENOUGH.
- IT'S LIKE, "WE GET IT."
- YOU HAVE A LOT OF CROSSES
ON YOUR WALLS.
- YES.
- YOU HAVE A CROSS ON YOUR ARM.
- YES, BUT CROSSES
ARE PART OF MY RELIGION.
- YOU HAVE PENTAGRAMS...
- YES.
- WHICH I KNOW
WHAT A PENTAGRAM LOOKS LIKE,
'CAUSE I'VE SEEN IT
ON RICHARD RAMIREZ,
THE NIGHT STALKER.
SO I KNOW WHAT THAT LOOKS LIKE.
- OH, THAT'S HYSTERICAL.
- AND, WELL,
I'VE SEEN IT BEFORE,
SO I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.
AND I KNOW WHAT
A STAR OF DAVID IS, OKAY?
- YOU KNEW... YOU POINTED OUT
IN PALM DESERT
ABOUT MY PENTAGRAM.
YOU KNEW THAT WAS A PENTAGRAM.
- YEAH.
I SAW THIS PART.
OKAY, I NEED YOU
TO LET ME FINISH.
- THIS WAS ONE MORE DIG.
THIS WAS ONE MORE GOADING HER
FOR ME TO REACT.
- I CERTAINLY
WOULD NOT THINK ASKING,
"IS THAT A STAR OF DAVID,
OR A JEWISH STAR,"
IS OFFENSIVE WHEN I'M JEWISH.
- I'M NOT OFFENDED
BY THE STAR OF DAVID.
I WAS OFFENDED BY YOU.
- WHAT WOULD HER MOTIVE
HAVE BEEN?
WHAT... WHAT... WHAT WOULD YOU...
- IT WAS TO GET A KNEE-JERK
REACTION FROM ME, BECAUSE...
- SHE WAS GOADING YOU.
- IT WAS CONSTANT.
- WHAT IS KNEE-JERK
ABOUT A STAR OF DAVID?
THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL SYMBOL.
- IT'S NOT ABOUT
THE BEAUTIFUL STAR OF DAVID.
- DO YOU LADIES THINK SO?
I'M CURIOUS.
YOLANDA OR BRANDI?
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT...
- HOLD ON. BRANDI OR YOLANDA.
DO YOU THINK THAT KYLE
WAS TRYING TO GOAD HER?
OR WHAT... WHAT... WHAT'S YOUR...
- WHAT MEANS "GOAD"?
- GOAD MEANS...
- PROVOKE.
- WAS SHE TRYING
TO PROVOKE HER BY SAYING,
"IS THAT A JEWISH STAR?"
- I FEEL THAT, AT TIMES,
CARLTON IS MAYBE
OVERLY SENSITIVE
ABOUT THE RELIGION THING,
AND I DO THINK THAT KYLE
HAS, YOU KNOW,
ALWAYS KEPT ASKING ABOUT
THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER.
LIKE, I WENT HOME
AFTER THAT LUNCH
AND GOOGLED "WICCAN"
BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW
WHAT THE HELL THAT MEANT.
SHE'S NEVER REACTED TO ME
THAT WAY
BECAUSE I GUESS MAYBE
I DON'T PROVOKE HER TO...
- NO, BECAUSE I KNOW
THAT YOU'RE COMING FROM
A GENUINE PLACE OF INTEREST.
- BUT HAVING... WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
- I WANT TO HEAR FROM BRANDI.
- HERE'S THE THING.
KYLE'S JEWISH, SO I DON'T THINK
HER THINKING IT'S
A JEWISH STAR IS AN INSULT.
- I DIDN'T SAY...
- NO, NO.
- I NEVER SAID
THAT WAS AN INSULT, BRANDI.
- I DON'T THINK SHE WAS GOING
AFTER YOU IN ANY WAY.
I KNOW THAT YOU DIDN'T...
YOU DON'T LIKE HER.
WE ALL KNOW THAT.
BUT I THINK SHE WAS JUST SHOCKED
THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE
A JEWISH STAR ON YOUR NECK,
'CAUSE WE ALL KNOW
YOU'RE NOT JEWISH.
- NO, AND THAT'S NOT ACCURATE.
- I WANT TO GET
TO THE ANTI-SEMITE CONVERSATION.
YOU THREW THAT WORD OUT. WHY?
- SO WHEN WE SAT
AT THE DINNER TABLE THAT NIGHT,
I THOUGHT MAYBE THAT'S WHY
SHE DOESN'T LIKE ME,
'CAUSE SHE WAS ACTING
SO OFFENDED
THAT IT WOULD BE A JEWISH STAR.
- OH...
- SO THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT
IN MY MIND...
"MAYBE THAT'S WHY SHE HASN'T
LIKED ME FROM THE BEGINNING,"
AND I SAID THAT.
- LISA, YOU WERE THERE
FOR THE ANTI-SEMITE COMMENT.
WHAT DID YOU THINK?
- WELL, I THINK IT'S
A VERY DANGEROUS THING TO SAY.
I THINK, REALLY, IF KYLE
REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT,
SHE WOULD TAKE IT BACK.
I THINK IT WAS
AT THE SPUR OF THE MOMENT,
AND I REALLY SYMPATHIZE
WITH, YOU KNOW,
THE WHOLE SITUATION...
THE RAMIFICATIONS
OF JUST CALLING SOMEBODY THAT...
YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THAT.
- NO, I SAID THAT.
I SAID IT IN MY BLOG,
AND I JUST SAID IT NOW.
I-I... YOU KNOW...
- SHE WAS HAVING A TEMPER...
- I MEAN, THIS WOMAN
HAS BEEN COMING AFTER ME...
- BUT WOULD YOU TAKE IT BACK?
- UH, YEAH, I WOULD
TAKE IT BACK, FOR SURE.
YOU AND I HAVE HAD
A GREAT FRIENDSHIP FOR...
WE DID. - [laughs]
- NO, WE DID. WE... LISA AND I...
WE REALLY DID HAVE A GENUINE,
GOOD FRIENDSHIP,
AND WE'VE GONE UP AND DOWN.
BUT THESE ARE THINGS
THAT MAKE ME CRAZY.
YOU KNOW I HAVE NOT
DONE ANYTHING TO HER,
AND THAT NIGHT AT THE TABLE,
YOU EVEN DEFENDED ME.
BUT THEN, IN THE BLOG LATER,
BECAUSE WE'VE HAD ISSUES
AND SHE'S SPEAKING TO YOU,
YOU ALL OF A SUDDEN SAY
THE ARGUMENT WAS MY FAULT.
THAT IS NOT OKAY WITH ME.
- HALF THE TIME,
LISA IS SUPPRESSING FOR THEM.
- I CAN'T REMEMBER
WHAT I SAID IN THE BLOG.
- WELL, I REMEMBER VERY CLEARLY
THAT IT WAS KYLE'S FAULT
THAT I HAD THE ARGUMENT
AT THE TABLE.
- I DON'T THINK
I SAID IT WAS KYLE'S FAULT.
DID I?
- FIRST OF ALL, YOU SAT DOWN...
- NO, I FELT THAT YOU WERE
A LITTLE DISRESPECTFUL TO HER.
I DON'T BELIEVE I PUT,
"IT'S KYLE'S FAULT."
- IN THE EPISODE, YOU SPOKE
IN A VERY DIFFERENT TUNE,
BECAUSE THAT NIGHT,
WE WERE SPEAKING.
SO IT SEEMS TO ME
LIKE YOU DEFEND AND BACK UP
WHOEVER YOU KNOW WILL BACK YOU.
- THE ANTI-SEMITIC REMARK
IS SUCH A HUGE, HORRIFIC LABEL
TO THROW AT ANYBODY,
TO ACCUSE THEM OF BEING THAT,
BECAUSE I KNOW
WHAT THAT WOULD REPRESENT.
IT'S JUST... IT'S FILLED
WITH SO MUCH HATE
THAT YOU COULD EVEN IMAGINE
THAT THAT WAS WHERE
I WAS COMING FROM.
- WELL, YOU'VE HATED ME
SO MUCH FOR NOTHING.
- I DON'T HATE YOU.
I'VE DISLIKED YOU.
I'VE DISLIKED THINGS ABOUT YOU.
- YOU CALLED ME
"VILE KYLE" ON A RED CARPET.
- I HAVE DISLIKED YOU.
- OKAY, BE QUIET
FOR A MINUTE, PLEASE.
- NO, I WON'T BE QUIET.
IT WAS ANOTHER EXAMPLE...
- YOU NEED TO LET ME...
- OF YOUR RUDENESS.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
THAT'S WHY I DON'T LIKE YOU.
- ARE YOU DONE?
- YOU'RE RUDE... I'M NOT DONE.
YOU'RE RUDE.
- WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT ME
IS NONE OF MY BUSINESS.
- YOU OBVIOUSLY OBSESS ABOUT ME.
- SHUT UP.
- YOU'RE SO OBSESSED
ABOUT MY RELIGION.
- HONEY, I DON'T GIVE
A FLYING [bleep] ABOUT YOU.
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
THE GOOD NEWS IS,
THERE'S TWO WAYS THIS CAN GO.
YOU'RE EITHER GONNA WIND UP
BEING FRIENDS
OR YOU'RE NOT...
- THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
- AND I THINK
YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY NOT.
- NO.
- YOU DON'T LIKE EACH OTHER.
YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT EACH OTHER,
AND THAT'S FINE.
OKAY, I WANT TO MOVE ON.
IT SEEMS LIKE THE ONLY PEOPLE
WHO EVER AGE IN BEVERLY HILLS
ARE THE KIDS,
AND, LADIES, THIS YEAR,
YOU ALL HAD TO START FACING
SOME HARD TRUTHS:
YOUR BABIES ARE GROWING UP
AND LEAVING THE NEST.
TAKE A LOOK.
- CAN YOU PLEASE
PUT YOUR CAR AWAY?
- OKAY.
- THANK YOU.
- NO!
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "NO"?
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.
EXCUSE ME.
EXCUSE ME, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
- I THINK MY LIFE DESCRIBED
IN ONE WORD IS SIMPLY "BLESSED."
- I WANT BANANA.
- NO.
- I WANT A BANANA RIGHT NOW.
- CAN I JUST SHOW YOU
A QUICK WAY
SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO CUT
ONE PIECE AT A TIME?
- I KNOW HOW TO DO IT.
- STOP SAYING YOU KNOW.
YOU DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T EVER GROUND MY CHILDREN.
I HAVEN'T REALLY NEEDED TO,
BUT THEY UNDERSTAND
ONCE I GET TO THAT POINT
WHERE MY EYES CHANGE,
THAT MOMMY'S SERIOUS.
DON'T LOOK AT ME
WITH A KNIFE IN YOUR HAND.
LOOK AT THE [bleep] CELERY.
- HELLO. OH, YOU LOOK SO PRETTY.
KIMBERLY WILL BE GRADUATING
FROM HIGH SCHOOL
AND TAKING HER NEW JOURNEY
OFF TO COLLEGE.
- DID YOU LOOK AT ANY SCHOOLS
IN NEW YORK WHEN YOU GUYS WENT?
- NO, NOT YET, BUT I'M GONNA
GO LOOK AT SCHOOLS.
- ALEXIA IS ONE YEAR YOUNGER
THAN KIMBERLY,
SO I KNOW
THAT IT'S MY TURN NEXT.
- WE'RE GONNA WRAP
ALL THE BREAKABLE STUFF
IN THIS, YEAH?
GIGI'S LEAVING
AT THE END OF THE SUMMER
TO GO TO COLLEGE IN NEW YORK.
AS MUCH AS I'M SAD
TO SEE HER GO,
SHE'S READY TO FLY.
THESE, I AM GONNA HANG IN HERE
SO WHEN I COME IN HERE
IN THE MORNING,
I GET TO SEE YOUR FACE.
- THAT'S WEIRD.
- I HAVE, LIKE, 1,000 THINGS
IN MY HEAD RIGHT NOW
THAT... OF ALL THE THINGS
I STILL WANT TO TELL YOU.
- EVERY DAY
SINCE YOU'VE BEEN IN MY LIFE
HAS BEEN A JOY.
I HAVE LOVED WATCHING YOU GROW.
- YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND.
- OKAY, BE SAFE.
- I WILL.
I'LL BE FINE.
I WILL BE FINE.
- I KNOW YOU WILL.
I KNOW YOU'RE FINE.
I TRUST THAT YOU'LL BE FINE.
I JUST MISS YOU.
- I'LL MISS YOU TOO.
- WATERWORKS, STILL.
KIM, THAT REALLY
GETS TO YOU, HUH?
- YEAH.
- WHAT DID THAT FEEL LIKE
FOR YOU, LETTING HER GO?
- I'M STILL LETTING HER GO.
I MEAN, I STILL MISS HER
EVERY DAY.
NOT GONNA... GONNA LIE.
I'M WATCHING...
I'M WATCHING YOLANDA LIKE THAT.
IT'S...
IT'S WATCHING THE EXCITEMENT
OF WATCHING THEM
GO OFF TO START THEIR LIFE.
I'M WATCHING THE LITTLE ONES
WITH THEIR MOMS
THAT THEY HAVEN'T LEFT YET
AND THERE'S...
THERE'S THAT...
I MISS HER. I'M SO PROUD OF HER.
I'M WATCHING THE GOOD-BYE,
WHICH YOU NEVER REALLY
WANT TO HAVE.
REMEMBERING
ALL THE WONDERFUL TIMES
THAT I'VE HAD WITH HER.
- AND YOU TOO, YOLANDA.
- YEAH.
IT'S AN EXTRAORDINARY
EXPERIENCE.
I MEAN, AS A MOM, YOU KNOW,
YOU HAVE 18 YEARS WITH THEM,
AND IT JUST SEEMS GONE
IN NO TIME,
AND, YOU KNOW,
I GET REALLY EMOTIONAL
SEEING IT.
EVEN THOUGH I'M SO PROUD
THAT SHE'S IN NEW YORK
AND KICKING ASS
AND MAKING A LIFE FOR HERSELF,
IT'S STILL... I WATCH,
AND, YOU KNOW,
IT MAKES YOU EMOTIONAL,
BECAUSE...
- AND YOU TOO, JOYCE.
- IT'S EMOTIONAL TO SEE.
AND I KNOW I SPOKE A LOT
WITH KIM ABOUT IT,
SO I KNOW WHAT SHE WENT THROUGH.
AND, YOU KNOW,
WHEN YOU BECOME A PARENT,
THEN YOU REALIZE,
"WOW, I KNOW NOW WHAT MY MOM
MUST HAVE BEEN FEELING
WHEN I JUST PACKED THOSE
TWO BAGS AND CAME TO L.A.,"
YOU KNOW?
- YEAH, THE MEANING CHANGES
WHEN YOU DO IT YOURSELF.
- YOLANDA, HOW IS GIGI DOING?
- SHE'S AMAZING.
SHE OPENED FASHION WEEK,
WHICH WAS AMAZING, YOU KNOW?
SHE'S THE NEW VICTORIA'S SECRET
ROOKIE OF THE YEAR OF 2014,
SO SHE'S... SHE'S MAKING...
- VICTORIA'S SECRET
ROOKIE OF THE YEAR?
- NO, SPORTS ILLUSTRATED.
[laughter]
DID I SAY VICTORIA'S SECRET?
- YEAH.
- SEE, I'M NOT 100%,
BUT I'M GETTING THERE.
- KIM, HOW'S KIMBERLY?
- SHE'S DOING GREAT.
SHE'S A KAPPA KAPPA GAMMA,
AND SHE LOVES LIVING
AT HER DORM.
AND SHE'S DOING GREAT
IN HER SCHOOLING.
SHE JUST LOVES IT.
- RACHEL FROM SACRAMENTO,
CALIFORNIA, SAID,
"WOW, FOR NEW YORK,
"GIGI'S APARTMENT MIGHT AS WELL
BE A MANSION.
"YOLANDA, DOES SHE
MAKE ENOUGH FROM HER MODELING
"TO PAY HER OWN WAY THERE,
OR ARE YOU
STILL SUPPORTING HER?"
- NO, SHE'S PAYING HER OWN RENT
EVERY MONTH.
- WOW.
- I'M EXCITED TO LET YOU KNOW.
I MEAN, I BOUGHT HER
THE FURNITURE
AND I SET HER UP,
BUT SHE'S...
SHE'S ON HER OWN NOW.
- RYAN FROM CARLSBAD,
CALIFORNIA, WANTS TO KNOW,
"BRANDI, WE GET TO SEE
PAPARAZZI PICTURES
"OF YOUR KIDS WITH EDDIE
AND LEANN ALL THE TIME.
WILL WE EVER GET TO SEE THEM
WITH YOU ON THE SHOW?"
- I WISH I COULD SHOW
THAT SIDE OF ME.
UNFORTUNATELY, MY EX-HUSBAND
DOES NOT WANT THEM
IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA,
AND IT'S JUST BEEN
A GIANT ARGUMENT
BETWEEN THE TWO OF US,
BECAUSE I DON'T WANT THEM
IN THE FOREFRONT,
BUT WHEN I'M SHOOTING
AT MY HOME,
I WANT TO SHOW
A DIFFERENT SIDE OF ME.
AND I WOULD LOVE TO SHOW ME
BEING A PARENT
TO A TEN-YEAR-OLD
AND A SIX-YEAR-OLD.
I AM CONCERNED
AT WHAT THEY MIGHT SAY,
BUT THEY'RE BOYS.
- BUT SEEING HER AT HOME
WITH HER KIDS,
IT'S SO DIFFERENT
THAN SEEING HER EVEN HERE.
SHE'S SUCH A GREAT MOM.
HER KIDS ARE SO, LIKE, FUN
AND HAPPY AND SO WELL-ADJUSTED.
AND SHE COOKS AND SHE BARBECUES
AND SWIMS IN THE POOL WITH THEM.
IT'S SO FUN TO SEE HER AT HOME
WITH HER KIDS LIKE THAT.
- KYLE, HOW ARE YOU PREPARING
FOR ALEXIA GOING TO COLLEGE?
- I LITERALLY
CAN'T EVEN TALK ABOUT IT.
I REALLY... I HAVE TO, LIKE...
I CAN'T WATCH THE GIGI STUFF.
I CAN'T WATCH THAT STUFF,
BECAUSE I DID THIS WITH FARRAH.
I REALLY... I JUST CAN'T. [laughs]
- COMING UP...
- THAT IS A LIE.
I NEVER SAID THAT TO YOU.
- WELCOME BACK
TO THE REAL HOUSEWIVES
OF BEVERLY HILLS REUNION.
KIM AND LISA HAVE NEVER BEEN
THE CLOSEST OF FRIENDS.
AFTER ALL, ONE HAS A PIT BULL
AND THE OTHER HAS GIGGY.
BUT WHEN THEIR
PLEASANT TOLERANCE
FOR EACH OTHER TOOK A TURN,
KIM WASN'T AFRAID
TO SAY HOW SHE FELT.
LET'S SEE HOW THAT TURNED OUT.
- MY PANTIES ARE ALL IN A WAD.
- SIT DOWN HERE.
- [laughs]
LITERALLY. - HUH?
- AND MY PANTIES ARE IN A WAD
LITERALLY.
- WE DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT.
OKAY.
NO, COME ON. IT'S OKAY.
- BAM! DON'T SHUT THAT DOOR
IN MY FACE.
DON'T YOU EVEN.
YOU KNOW WHAT, LISA?
I'M SO TIRED OF YOU
TELLING ME WHAT TO DO TODAY.
- OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
- YOU'VE BEEN ANNOYING ME
SO BAD, HONESTLY.
YOU'VE BEEN ANNOYING ME TONIGHT.
- I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH KIM.
LET'S BE HONEST, EVEN IF I DID,
I'D LET IT GO, SHALL WE SAY?
- THE GRADUATION...
FOR KIMBERLY'S GRADUATION,
WHICH, BY THE WAY,
YOU DIDN'T MAKE.
- I WAS IN MISSOURI.
- YOU WERE NOT.
YOU WERE AT SUR. - I WAS NOT.
I WAS IN MISSOURI THIS WEEKEND.
- NO, MY HAIRDRESSER
SAW YOU AT SUR.
TO JUST MAKE UP A LIE
AND TO SAY SHE'S AWAY,
IT BOTHERED ME.
- I'M SURE
THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS
KIM HASN'T TURNED UP FOR.
- THAT WASN'T VERY NICE,
ACTUALLY.
- WHATEVER YOU THINK.
- SHE MAKES AN AWESOME TEAM
WITH HER HUSBAND.
SHE LOVES PANDORA
AND SHE LOVES HER DOG.
THAT IS ABOUT THE END OF IT.
THAT'S IT.
- WHAT DO YOU THINK
ABOUT THAT COMMENT?
- WELL, HURTFUL.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO BE DISMISSIVE
WHEN I SHUT THE DOOR,
BUT I THOUGHT SHE WAS GONNA
GO TO THE BATHROOM
OR PULL HER UNDERWEAR DOWN.
- WHY DO YOU THINK SHE FEELS
THAT YOU DON'T TAKE HER
SERIOUSLY?
- I... MAYBE I JUST
DON'T GET HER, YOU KNOW?
I JUST DON'T GET WHEN
SHE'S TALKING ABOUT TURTLES.
- WHEN HAVE YOU EVER HEARD ME
TALK ABOUT A TURTLE?
OTHER THAN ANDY JOKING,
HAVE YOU HEARD ME SAY,
"I LIKE A TURTLE"?
- WELL, NO, BUT THINGS YOU SAY.
YOU'RE ECCENTRIC.
MAYBE SOME OF THE THINGS,
I DON'T GET.
BUT I'VE BEEN
VERY CONSIDERATE OF YOU,
AND I'VE NEVER CALLED YOU OUT,
AND MANY TIMES,
YOU HAVE LET ME DOWN.
SO, YEAH, IT GOES BOTH WAYS.
- WAIT, WAIT, LET'S LOOK BACK
OVER THE LAST FEW YEARS.
IT SEEMS TO ME, ANY TIME
YOU HAD AN OPPORTUNITY,
WHEN YOU KNEW I WASN'T OKAY,
YOU WERE SAYING TO MY SISTER,
"WHERE'S KIM?
OH, DEAR, IS SHE...
DID SHE MISS THE BOAT?"
AND YES, I MISSED
A WHOLE LOT, LISA.
- AND I NEVER CALLED YOU OUT.
- AND IT WASN'T JUST YOUR PARTY.
- WHA... I NEVER EVEN
MADE IT IMPORTANT.
- I MISSED A HUGE CHUNK
OF MY [bleep] LIFE..
- OKAY, BUT THAT'S NOT...
- AND MY CHILDREN'S LIVES,
AND I'M SORRY IF I MISSED
A PARTY OR TWO.
I NOW HAVE SPENT
THE LAST TWO YEARS...
- I NEVER EVEN MENTIONED...
- REBUILDING MY LIFE.
- UNTIL NOW, THAT YOU DIDN'T
SHOW UP FOR PANDORA'S WEDDING
AND MADE A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT.
ANYTHING THAT
YOU HAVEN'T SHOWED UP,
I'VE NEVER
MADE A BIG DEAL OF IT.
- WHAT SHE'S TALKING ABOUT
IS WHEN YOU WERE
CONSTANTLY SAYING,
"WHERE'S KIM?
OH, KIM'S NOT COMING.
OH, KIM'S GONNA BE LATE."
AND YOU WOULD DO IT,
AND IT WOULD POINT OUT THE FACT
THAT SHE WASN'T SHOWING UP.
- WHEN?
- YOU COULD MAKE A MONTAGE.
- SHE FEELS LIKE LISA
WANTS TO LOOK LIKE
SHE'S CONCERNED ABOUT KIM,
BUT SHE'S ACTUALLY
TRYING TO POINT OUT
THAT KIM'S MISSING SOMETHING
AND, YOU KNOW, INDICATING
HER PAST BEHAVIOR.
- I ALWAYS HEAR YOU SAY,
"I'VE BEEN SO SUPPORTIVE.
I'VE BEEN SUCH A GOOD FRIEND.
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR YOU."
BUT I HAVE NEVER SEEN YOU
ACTUALLY BE THERE
FOR ANY ONE OF US.
- SHE'S BEEN THERE FOR ME.
- I'VE ALWAYS HEARD THE WORDS.
WAIT ONE SECOND.
- SHE'S BEEN THERE FOR BRANDI.
- I'VE NEVER HEARD HER
BE THERE FOR ME.
- YOU KNOW,
THAT REALLY PISSES ME OFF.
AND I'LL TELL YOU, JUST BEFORE
WE WENT TO PUERTO RICO,
I HEARD YOU WERE REALLY UPSET
BECAUSE YOUR SON BROKE HIS LEG,
SO I CALLED YOU UP.
I TEXTED YOU, "ARE YOU OKAY?
ARE YOU OKAY?"
I FOUND OUT
HE DIDN'T BREAK HIS LEG.
IT WAS SOMETHING ELSE.
SO THAT'S JUST ONE EXAMPLE.
- LISA, YOU'RE FULL OF [bleep]
RIGHT NOW.
YOU'RE FULL OF [bleep]
AND YOU'RE A BIG LIAR.
- YOU SAID TO ME,
"YOU KNOW WHAT?
CHAD'S BEEN THROUGH SOMETHING."
- I NEVER SAID THAT TO YOU.
- YEAH, YOU DID.
- THAT IS A LIE.
I NEVER SAID THAT TO YOU.
NEVER SAID THAT TO YOU.
- WHAT? ON PUERTO RICO BEACH,
YOU DON'T REMEMBER SAYING...
- I WAS SURE TO NEVER SAY THAT
TO YOU...
- YOU SAID TO ME...
- 'CAUSE I DON'T TRUST YOU
WITH MY SHOE.
I WOULDN'T TRUST YOU
WITH AN OLD PAIR OF SOCKS.
SO I WOULD NEVER
HAVE SAID THAT TO YOU,
AND YOU'RE A LIAR.
- YOU'RE SAYING I'VE NEVER
BEEN CONCERNED ABOUT YOU.
- I DON'T REMEMBER YOU
EVER CALLING ME.
I DON'T REMEMBER YOU
EVER CALLING ME IN FOUR YEARS.
I DON'T REMEMBER YOU
EVER ONCE CALLING ME
IN FOUR YEARS,
NOT THROUGH MY DRINKING,
NOT THROUGH MY SOBRIETY.
- OH, KIM, I'VE DEFINITELY
SPOKEN TO YOU ON THE PHONE.
- KIM, IN PUERTO RICO,
YOU CALLED KEN
A STUBBORN OLD MAN.
- YES.
- KIM'S IN THE MIDDLE.
LET BRANDI ANSWER.
- BRANDI'S ANSWERED, CLEARLY.
- KIM'S IN THE MIDDLE.
- I'M TIRED
OF YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH!
YOU'RE A BIG, STUBBORN OLD MAN!
SHUT UP!
- HOW DID THAT MAKE YOU FEEL?
- OH, TERRIBLE,
BECAUSE I THINK SHE CAN SAY...
YOU KNOW, EVEN THEN,
WHEN SHE SAID SOMETHING NASTY
ABOUT US THEN,
THAT'S ONE THING.
BUT, YOU KNOW,
I SEE KEN...
HOW KIND AND CARING HE IS...
- BUT, YOU KNOW, KIM ADMITTED
THAT THAT WAS
A REALLY RUDE THING TO SAY.
I MEAN, THAT WAS NOT KIND,
AND SHE, RIGHT AWAY,
AFTER DINNER...
- WELL, THEN THAT'S...
THAT'S NOT...
YOU KNOW, THAT'S HIS BATTLE.
BUT IF YOU'RE ASKING ME
HOW IT MADE ME FEEL,
THAT'S WHY I LEFT.
I SUDDENLY THOUGHT,
"THAT'S THE MAN I LOVE,"
AND TO BE SO RUDE AND SO VICIOUS
AND SO DISRESPECTFUL, YOU KNOW...
I MEAN, KEN IS GETTING OLDER,
BUT HE'S, YOU KNOW, STILL...
- IT'S A HURTFUL THING TO SAY.
- AND I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS
A HORRIBLE THING TO SAY.
- KYLE ASKED LISA A QUESTION
AND KEN DIDN'T WANT HER
TO ANSWER,
AND EVERYBODY STARTED
INTERJECTING,
AND I SAID, "WHOA, WHOA, WAIT.
"JUST... IT'S SIMPLE.
JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION,
AND THEN IT'S OVER."
- I'D ASKED...
- WAIT, WAIT.
LET ME... LET ME...
LET ME FINISH.
- NO, WE CAN INTERJECT.
I ANSWERED THE QUESTION
ON THE BEACH.
- CAN I JUST FINISH
THE ONE LITTLE SENTENCE
AND THEN YOU CAN INTERJECT?
- OKAY, SO LET HER FINISH
HER POINT.
- SO I SAID,
"KEN, IT'S JUST SIMPLE.
"JUST LET HER ANSWER
THE QUESTION,
"AND THEN IT'S OVER,
AND THEN NOBODY'S GONNA...
THIS DOESN'T HAVE TO GO ON
ALL NIGHT."
AND HE, VERY ANGRY, LIKE...
LIKE HE GETS WITH ME...
AND HE DOES GET ANGRY.
HE DOES HAVE A MEAN SIDE.
I'M SORRY.
HE'S NOT MAYBE A GRUMPY OLD MAN,
BUT HE DOES HAVE A MEAN SIDE.
- HE DOESN'T HAVE A MEAN...
- HE HAS A TEMPER.
- OKAY, WHAT DID HE SAY?
- THAT'S WHEN I SNAPPED.
BECAUSE HE GETS MEAN WITH ME
AND HE GETS DISMISSIVE,
LIKE LISA.
AND I'M SORRY THAT I CALLED HIM
A GRUMPY OLD MAN.
- SO NASTY.
- BUT HE DOES HAVE THAT MEAN,
SNAPPY SIDE TO HIM.
- OH, YOU'RE SO... YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M NOT GONNA SIT HERE
AND LISTEN TO YOU
TRASH MY HUSBAND.
MY HUSBAND HAS BEEN
SO SUPPORTIVE OF YOU,
AND SO HAVE I,
AND THIS PISSES ME OFF.
- I SAID I REALLY LIKE HIM,
BUT HE DOES HAVE THAT...
- WELL, THEN STOP TALKING
[bleep] BEHIND HIS BACK
WHEN HE'S NOT HERE.
- WHERE DO THE TWO OF YOU
GO FROM HERE?
BECAUSE...
- WELL, IF SHE TALKS LIKE THAT
ABOUT MY HUSBAND,
ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE.
- WHAT DID I SAY
ABOUT YOUR HUSBAND?
I FELT LIKE HE WAS AGGRESSIVE...
- WELL,
EVEN WHAT YOU SAID THERE...
"THEY LOVE EACH OTHER,
AND THAT'S IT"...
THAT'S VERY... I WOULD NEVER
SAY ANYTHING SO MEAN ABOUT YOU.
- THEN I TAKE THAT BACK.
I APOLOGIZE FOR THAT.
- AND WHAT YOU SAID TO HIM
ON... AT THE TABLE.
- HE SAID,
"SHE'S PROBABLY DRINKING."
HE'S DISCREDITED
MY CHARACTER, MY...
HE SAID,
"OH, SHE'S PROBABLY DRINKING."
I WORK VERY HARD AT MY SOBRIETY.
- WHEN HAS HE SAID,
"SHE'S PROBABLY DRINKING"?
- AND I AM OVER TWO YEARS SOBER.
- KIM'S LIKE A MANIAC.
WHAT, SHE BEEN...
- IT'S CONSTANT ATTACK.
- WHAT, SHE BEEN DRINKING AGAIN?
- HE WAS PISSED OFF.
OH, YEAH... - I DON'T CARE.
I WAS PISSED OFF TOO,
AND I SAID
HE'S A GRUMPY OLD MAN.
YOU DON'T ATTACK MY SOBRIETY.
- I WANT TO TALK ABOUT
THE TWO OF YOU.
KIM, DO YOU CARE ABOUT LISA?
- YES, I DO CARE ABOUT LISA.
I WOULDN'T HAVE CRIED.
I WOULDN'T GIVE A [bleep]
WHETHER SHE CAME TO KIMBERLY'S
GRADUATION IF I DIDN'T.
YOU WERE THE ONLY PERSON
THAT I EVER ACTUALLY SAID,
"LISA, I REALLY
WOULD LIKE YOU THERE."
- WHY, IF I'VE NEVER CALLED YOU
IN FOUR YEARS?
- BECAUSE... I'LL TELL YOU WHY.
- THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
- I'LL TELL YOU WHY.
BECAUSE THERE'S SOMETHING
ABOUT YOU
THAT I HAVE TRIED
AND STRUGGLED WITH FOR YEARS
TO FIGURE OUT
WHY I LIKE YOU SOMETIMES
AND WHY I DON'T.
AND ARE YOU REALLY A FRIEND
OR AREN'T YOU?
I THOUGHT, "YOU KNOW WHAT?
"I REALLY FEEL LIKE
I'M NOT INVITING A LOT OF PEOPLE
"TO KIMBERLY'S GRADUATION,
"ONLY PEOPLE
THAT I REALLY CARE ABOUT
AND PEOPLE
THAT I WANT IN MY LIFE."
- BUT I... KIM...
- LET ME FINISH.
AND I TOLD MY SISTER LIKE,
"I DON'T REALLY KNOW
"IF I WANT HER THERE.
SHE'S THE ONLY PERSON
I'M STRUGGLING WITH RIGHT NOW."
AND KIMBERLY GOES, "WELL,
I ACTUALLY REALLY LIKE KEN,
"AND HE... YOU KNOW,
HE EVEN JOKED LIKE,
'WE'RE COMING
TO YOUR GRADUATION.'"
AND I WAS LIKE, "HE DID?"
AND SHE WAS LIKE, "YEAH."
AND THEN I SAW YOU THAT DAY,
AND I WALKED OVER TO YOU,
AND I SAID, "LISA, I REALLY
WOULD LIKE YOU TO COME.
IT WOULD MEAN A WHOLE LOT TO ME
IF YOU WOULD COME."
AND YOU SAID,
"OH, THANK YOU, DARLING.
"I WOULD... YOU KNOW,
I MIGHT BE OUT OF TOWN,
BUT IF I'M BACK,
WE WOULD LOVE TO BE THERE."
YOU GAVE ME A HUG.
- I HAD COMMITTED TO...
- I GET THAT.
THAT'S NOT THE POINT.
- SO... AND THEN I CAME BACK,
AND I CAME BACK EARLY.
IT WAS A THREE-DAY EVENT...
FRIDAY, SATURDAY, AND SUNDAY.
I COULDN'T GO.
I WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE
OF THE COUNTRY.
I CAME BACK EARLY, I GO TO SUR,
AND SUDDENLY YOU'RE, LIKE,
ALL OVER ME.
- LISA, I WASN'T ALL OVER YOU.
I WAS JUST GONNA TELL YOU
HOW PRETTY IT WAS,
JUST TELL YOU ABOUT IT,
AND THE FIRST THING YOU SAID IS,
"I WAS AWAY ALL WEEKEND."
AND I WAS LIKE,
"NO, YOU WEREN'T."
I WASN'T EVEN UPSET ABOUT IT.
- IF I TOLD YOU
I WASN'T COMING...
- BUT YOU DIDN'T SAY THAT.
THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU TOLD ME.
BUT THE POINT IS, YOU PROMISED...
"NO, I'M AWAY ALL WEEKEND.
NO, DARLING, I PROMISE"...
- YEAH, BUT IT WAS A FRIDAY,
SATURDAY, AND SUNDAY EVENT.
I WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE
OF THE COUNTRY.
I CAME BACK EARLY.
I GO INTO MY BUSINESS.
- IF YOU HAD SAID,
"YOU KNOW WHAT, HONEY?
"I CAME BACK. I WAS EXHAUSTED.
I HAD TO GO TO SUR."
SHE WOULD'VE BEEN FINE.
- BUT I DIDN'T REMEMBER.
- YOU DID REMEMBER,
'CAUSE I WALKED IN YOUR HOUSE
AND YOU SAID,
"I JUST GOT BUSTED BY KIM."
YOU REMEMBERED. JUST BE HONEST.
YOU REMEMBERED. - NO, NO.
THAT WAS AFTER
SHE SAID SOMETHING TO ME.
SHE SAID, "YOU WERE AT SUR,"
AND I SAID, "NO, I WASN'T,"
BECAUSE I DON'T REMEMBER.
I'M AT SUR EVERY OTHER NIGHT.
- LET ME JUST SAY THIS
REALLY QUICKLY.
THE REASON THAT YOU SAID
YOU COULDN'T COME
IS 'CAUSE YOU SAID YOU WERE
GONNA BE GONE THE WHOLE TIME.
- AND I CAME BACK EARLY, YEAH.
- RIGHT.
SO I THINK THAT WAS THE PART
THAT'S UPSETTING HER.
- BUT I'D ALREADY SAID
I WASN'T GOING.
- YOU WEREN'T REALLY GONE AWAY
THE WHOLE TIME
AND YOU COULD'VE BEEN THERE.
BUT THAT'S THE THING.
YOU COULD'VE JUST SAID,
"I HAD TO BE AT SUR."
THAT'S UNDERSTANDABLE.
- BUT I ALREADY SAID
I WASN'T GOING.
WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY?
- I THINK
WE'RE MISSING THE POINT HERE.
WE CAN GO OVER THIS
IN CIRCLES AND CIRCLES.
WHEN YOU TAKE ALL THIS AWAY,
ALL SHE'S TRYING TO SAY IS
THAT MAYBE
YOU WEREN'T SENSITIVE ENOUGH
TO A VERY IMPORTANT NIGHT
AND SIGNIFICANT NIGHT
IN HER LIFE WITH HER DAUGHTER.
- HOW COULD I HAVE GONE?
- WELL, YOU WENT TO SUR,
SO YOU COULD'VE TEXTED HER,
SAYING,
"YOU KNOW WHAT? I ARRIVED EARLY.
I WISH I COULD MAKE IT,
BUT I GOT TO GO TO WORK."
- I REALLY WANT TO SAY
THAT I WISH
I HAD GONE TO THE GRADUATION,
'CAUSE I DIDN'T REALIZE
IT WAS SUCH A BIG DEAL,
AND IF IT WAS NEXT WEEKEND,
I WOULD BE THERE, KNOWING IT
WAS SO IMPORTANT TO YOU.
- WELL, I HOPE THE TWO OF YOU
CAN... START FRESH.
COMING UP...
- I'M NOT IN THE BATHROOM
DOING COCAINE.
I'M NOT IN THE CAR SMOKING POT.
I LIKE MY WINE.
THAT IS WHAT IT IS.
- WELL, BOTH YOU,
YOLANDA, AND KIM
HAVE HAD EXPERIENCES
WITH INTRUDERS
AND PEOPLE BREAKING IN.
- TERRIBLE.
- WELL, IN MINE,
THEY DIDN'T REALLY BREAK IN.
THEY WERE COMING TO US.
- IN FRONT OF YOUR HOUSE
IN BEVERLY HILLS?
- THEY WERE IN BEVERLY HILLS...
ACTUALLY, LISA'S STREET,
WHEN I USED TO LIVE
IN THAT STREET.
- WHAT, WHEN I WAS IN CALABASAS?
- YEAH, WHEN YOU
WERE IN CALABASAS.
- WE HAD SOMEBODY IN FRANCE
BREAK IN.
I REMEMBER BEING REALLY SCARED.
AND KEN HAD A FAKE GUN,
YOU KNOW, WHERE IT FIRES
PING-PONG BALLS OR WHATEVER.
IT MAKES A NOISE,
OR BLANKS OR SOMETHING.
SO HE RAN OUT, AND THEY
ABSOLUTELY DISAPPEARED.
I THINK THEY WERE SO SCARED
OF KEN RUNNING OUT
IN HIS UNDERPANTS.
[laughter]
- WELCOME BACK
TO THE REAL HOUSEWIVES
OF BEVERLY HILLS REUNION.
WITH A NEW HOUSE, A HOT MAN,
AND A NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER,
THE YEAR STARTED ON A HIGH
FOR BRANDI.
BUT AS SHE FACED PROBLEMS
WITH HER FRIENDS,
HER FAMILY, AND EVEN HER DOG,
SHE LEARNED THAT BEING ON TOP
ISN'T ALWAYS THE BEST POSITION.
- TA-DA.
WELCOME HOME.
- BASICALLY, I'M A WHITE VERSION
OF THE JEFFERSONS,
AND I'M MOVING ON UP.
THE PROBLEM IS,
THERE'S ALL THESE WINDOWS,
AND I TEND TO WALK AROUND
WITHOUT MY CLOTHES ON,
AS YOU KNOW.
WE ARGUE A LOT,
AND THEN WE HAVE
REALLY GOOD MAKE-UP SEX.
AND THAT'S J.R.
I HAVE A SECOND BOOK DEAL.
VERY EXCITING.
THE MOST EXCITING THING TO ME
ABOUT THE SECOND BOOK
IS THAT IT'S NOT ABOUT
MY EX-HUSBAND.
IT'S ABOUT ME, ME, ME, ME, ME.
- SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT?
- I'M GONNA GO OUT WITH J.R.
AND HAVE THE TALK.
YOU WENT ON A "COUPLES TRIP"
AS A SINGLE GUY
WHEN WE WERE DATING,
WHICH IS A BIG DEAL FOR ME.
- CLEARLY.
- YEAH.
IT'S A DEAL BREAKER.
I DON'T TRUST ANYONE,
AND I'D RATHER BREAK UP
WITH THEM
THAN HAVE THEM BREAK UP WITH ME.
SO I'M ALL [bleep] UP, YEAH.
WELCOME TO DIVORCE, BITCH.
- OH, MY GOD.
YOUR HOUSE WAS BROKEN INTO.
- ARE THE DOGS OKAY?
- WE CAN'T FIND CHICA.
- WHAT THE [bleep]
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
[crying]
THIS IS NOT OKAY.
[sobbing]
MAYBE I'M NOT IN A GOOD PLACE
RIGHT NOW BECAUSE OF MY DOG.
- THE BRANDI I NORMALLY SEE
IS KIND OF UPBEAT AND BUBBLY,
AND SHE'S QUITE TOUGH,
BUT THIS, TO ME, LOOKS LIKE
A WHOLE DIFFERENT SITUATION.
SHE LOOKS LIKE
A LITTLE BROKEN BIRD.
- MY FAMILY'S, LIKE,
FALLING [bleep] APART.
[sniffles]
- WE HAVE A LOT OF ISSUES
WE GOT TO...
- BUT EVERY...
EVERY FAMILY DOES, YOU KNOW?
- MY FATHER'S, LIKE,
ONE OF THE ONLY MEN IN MY LIFE,
AND WHEN I HAVE PROBLEMS
WITH MY ROCK,
I KIND OF FALL APART.
- WE GOT TO GET THIS SORTED OUT.
THIS IS...
WE WILL GO FORWARD, OKAY?
- YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU, DAD.
- I KNOW YOU DO.
THANK YOU, SWEETHEART.
- I LOVE YOU.
- I KNOW. I LOVE YOU TOO.
- [sighs]
THAT WAS...
IT WAS IMPORTANT. IT WAS GOOD.
- BRANDI, WAS THERE A MOMENT
WHEN THINGS STARTED
GOING DOWNHILL FOR YOU,
OR WAS IT JUST A SERIES
OF EVENTS?
- UM...
[sighs]
IT WAS A LOT OF LITTLE THINGS
THAT KIND OF...
THEY JUST KIND OF COMPILED,
AND I STARTED TO GET DEPRESSED.
AND I'VE BATTLED
DEPRESSION BEFORE.
I'VE BEEN ON LEXAPRO.
I'M VERY OUTSPOKEN ABOUT IT.
MY LANDLORD WAS SUING ME.
I HAD TO MOVE.
MY DAD...
HE HAD HEART SURGERY ONCE,
AND HIS HEART
STARTED TO ACT UP AGAIN,
AND HE STOPPED TALKING TO ME.
I KEPT ON TRYING TO REACH OUT,
AND USUALLY I CAN, LIKE,
PULL HIM BACK IN,
AND HE JUST WASN'T HAVING IT.
AND MY MOM KIND OF DECIDED,
"YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN WITH HIM.
"I'VE TRIED. I'VE DONE MY BEST.
I'M SORRY. I'M OUT."
AND MY MOM'S NEVER SAID,
"I'M OUT,"
BECAUSE SHE COULDN'T DEAL
WITH HIS ANGER,
HIS HEALTH ISSUES, AND ME.
AND SO I JUST...
I STARTED TO FALL APART.
IT'S HARD 'CAUSE I DON'T HAVE
FAMILY IN LOS ANGELES,
SO, LIKE, LISA AND KEN
WERE KIND OF LIKE MY FAMILY.
- LISA, YOU'VE SAID THAT BRANDI
IS USUALLY TOUGH AND UPBEAT.
WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENED
THIS YEAR?
- I JUST SAW IT ALL KIND OF
BECAME A BIT TOO MUCH, REALLY.
IT WAS, LIKE, ACCUMULATIVE.
I FELT I WANTED TO TRY
AND HELP HER AND TAKE CONTROL,
BUT SHE PUSHED ME AWAY,
SO THEN I'M THINKING...
I DON'T KNOW.
IT... VERY CONFUSING.
I DON'T KNOW.
- I MEAN, I THOUGHT...
I THINK THAT WE SAW HER
GO INTO A REAL DEEP,
DARK DEPRESSION
RIGHT IN FRONT OF OUR EYES,
AND, YOU KNOW,
IT'S AS BLACK-AND-WHITE AS THAT.
I MEAN, IT COULD HAPPEN
TO ANYBODY.
ANYBODY WHO'S EVER BATTLED
DEPRESSION IN THEIR LIFE,
THEY KNOW THAT IT
CAN JUST... IT JUST...
YOU'RE THERE
AND THEN YOU CAN'T GET OUT.
- WHAT'S HAPPENING
WITH YOUR MEDICATION RIGHT NOW?
ARE YOU ON LEXAPRO?
- YEAH.
- 10 MILLIGRAMS.
THANKS.
- [chuckles]
- [laughs]
DELICIOUS.
- WELL, YOU SEEM KIND
OF UPBEAT TODAY.
- I'M GREAT. I'M GREAT NOW.
AND MY DAD AND I ARE GOOD,
AND...
- ARE YOU SEEING ANYONE?
WHAT ABOUT DREW,
THE GUY FROM THE FINALE?
- DREW AND I...
I SAW HIM THE OTHER NIGHT.
I LOVE DREW.
I JUST... HE'S A BABY.
HE WANTS TO GET MARRIED
AND HAVE KIDS.
THERE'S NOTHING OTHER THAN
JUST MAKING OUT AND HAVING FUN.
- JUST MAKE OUT,
OVER-THE-CLOTHES FEEL UP?
- YEAH, KIND OF...
WELL, NO... WELL, NO.
I MEAN, WELL, LET'S NOT GO...
I MEAN, IT'S NOT TEENAGE.
IT'S LIKE GROWN-UP MAKEOUT.
BUT... - IT'S X-RATED MAKEOUT.
[laughter]
- WELL, BECAUSE A MAKEOUT
TO YOU IS NOT LIKE...
- NO, IT DOESN'T...
A MAKEOUT IS, LIKE...
- HOW DO YOU STOP? YEAH.
HOW DO YOU JUST GO,
"THAT'S IT, I'M DONE."
- WHY DO YOU THINK
HE STILL WANTS ME?
- OH, OKAY, THERE YOU GO.
KEEP HIM HANGING ON.
- I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.
IT'S AWESOME.
- OKAY.
HOLLY FROM PATERSON,
NEW JERSEY, SAID,
"YOLANDA,
YOU'VE SAID IN THE PAST,
"'THERE'S NOTHING UGLIER
THAN A DRUNK WOMAN, '
"SO WHY DO YOU DEFEND BRANDI
WHEN SHE GETS SLOPPY DRUNK
AND RUNS HER RUDE MOUTH?"
- NO, I DON'T...
I NEVER DEFEND HER.
I ALWAYS CALL HER OUT ON IT,
AND I'M VERY UNCOMFORTABLE
WITH IT,
AND I'VE ALWAYS BEEN.
I MEAN, EVEN WHEN I SIT
NEXT TO HER,
I ALWAYS NUDGE HER.
"STOP DRINKING. DRINK WATER."
- THE TRUTH IS,
WE'RE NOT ALWAYS DRINKING.
- EXACTLY.
- WE ARE AT DINNER.
WE'RE SOCIAL...
WE'RE AT SOCIAL EVENTS,
WE'RE ON VACATIONS,
AND THAT'S WHAT YOU SHOW
ON THE SHOW.
- KYLE.
- I THINK THAT BRANDI,
AT TIMES, TAKES IT TOO FAR.
SHE SAYS THAT HERSELF.
- DO I LEAN ON IT
WHEN I'M DEPRESSED
OR WHEN WE'RE HAVING
A GOOD TIME?
YES. I DON'T...
I'M NOT IN THE BATHROOM
DOING COCAINE.
I'M NOT IN THE CAR SMOKING POT.
I LIKE MY WINE.
THAT IS WHAT IT IS.
- JOYCE, YOU SAID ON THE SHOW
THAT BRANDI NEEDS REHAB.
- I HONESTLY THINK
SHE HAS A PROBLEM.
I THINK WHEN IT COMES
TO THE POINT...
I MEAN, AS A PUBLIC FIGURE,
YES, YOU CAN GET DRUNK
WITH YOUR FRIENDS.
WHEN YOU GET TO THE POINT
WHERE YOU'RE SHOWING
YOUR PRIVATE PARTS,
THEN, I MEAN,
YOU GOT TO CONSIDER YOURSELF
AND STUDY AND SAY,
"MAYBE I DO HAVE A PROBLEM.
MAYBE I DO NEED TO TONE BACK."
- HAVE YOU EVER BEEN FOLLOWED
AROUND BY PAPARAZZI NONSTOP?
HAS THAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
- ACTUALLY, YES.
- REALLY?
- IT JUST HAPPENED.
AND IT'S QUITE SCARY,
BUT I KNOW HOW TO BEHAVE.
- RIGHT NOW, JUST NOW?
THIS HAS BEEN FIVE YEARS.
FIVE YEARS.
- I WAS FOLLOWED AROUND
IN PUERTO RICO ALL THE TIME.
- BITCH, YOU CALLED THEM, HONEY.
DIFFERENT SITUATION.
- NO, I DON'T.
THAT IS YOU AND YOUR SOURCES.
THAT IS YOU AND YOUR SOURCES.
- YEAH, I CALLED THEM WHEN
I WAS DRUNK AND FALLING OVER.
- YOU ARE THE ONE
CALLING PEOPLE.
- GOOD IDEA.
- YEAH, YOU DID.
BUT YOU FORGOT TO TELL THEM.
YOU FORGOT
THEY WERE GONNA BE THERE.
BY THE WAY, THEY TOLD ME THAT.
- YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
- OH, MY GOD.
- YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
THAT I READ YOUR CARD.
SOMEBODY TOLD ME...
YES, SOMEBODY TOLD ME
THAT BRANDI CALLS THE PAPARAZZIS
TO HAVE THEM WAITING FOR HER,
AND THAT THAT DAY, SHE FORGOT
BECAUSE SHE GOT TOO WASTED.
- I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE
CALLED PAPARAZZI...
- HA!
- AND WOULD NOT DO IT...
- OH, MY GOD.
- IF I WAS WASTED DRUNK...
OR OUT AT DOWNTOWN.
- OH, MY GOD.
- DO YOU TALK TO THE PAPARAZZI?
- NO, MY PUBLICIST TOLD ME THAT.
MY PUBLICIST TOLD ME THAT...
- YOU HAVE A PUBLICIST?
- I DO.
I DO, AS A LOT OF THE GIRLS DO.
SHE HAS ONE. - I DON'T.
- YOU HAVE ONE, RIGHT?
- YES, I'VE BEEN DOING THIS
LONGER THAN YOU.
- YOU HAVE A BOOK, RIGHT?
- EXACTLY.
- WELL, I HAVE A SHOW, HONEY.
- A SHOW?
- SIBERIA.
- OH, OH.
- YEAH.
- ALL I'M SAYING IS...
NOT TO HER...
BUT THEY SIT OUTSIDE MY HOUSE,
AND NOT BECAUSE OF ME.
IT'S BECAUSE OF THE DYNAMIC
WITH MY EX-HUSBAND AND HIS WIFE.
AND I'M NOT TALKING... IT HAS
NOTHING TO DO WITH THE SHOW.
I DON'T THINK I'M IMPORTANT.
IT IS EXHAUSTING SOMETIMES,
BECAUSE I LOOK LIKE [bleep]
OR I HAVE A BAD NIGHT
OR, YOU KNOW,
I DON'T HAVE MAKEUP ON
OR I JUST HAD MY FACE LASERED.
I WOULD NEVER CALL THEM
FOR THAT.
IT'S JUST NOT IN MY MAKEUP.
- COMING UP...
- TREATING PEOPLE BAD
IS NOT AN EXCUSE FOR IT.
- IT'S NOT, BUT YOU SHOULD TRY
TO HAVE A LITTLE COMPASSION
FOR IT AS WELL.
- I DO HAVE EMPATHY IF SHE...
BUT ON THE OTHER HAND,
THAT'S NOT AN EXCUSE.
- NO, WELL,
YOU HAVEN'T SHOWN IT.
- SIDNEY FROM GRAND RAPIDS,
MICHIGAN, SAID,
"BRANDI, NEWS FLASH,
WE'VE ALL BEEN HURT IN LOVE,
"BUT THAT DOESN'T GIVE YOU
A PERMANENT WOE-IS-ME CARD."
JOYCE, DO YOU THINK BRANDI
IS TOO QUICK TO PLAY THE VICTIM?
- 100%.
I THINK THERE'S A LOT
OF SINGLE MOTHERS OUT THERE
THAT HAVE A REALLY TOUGH TIME
PUTTING EVEN FOOD
ON THEIR CHILDREN'S TABLES,
AND HERE IS A GORGEOUS,
SUCCESSFUL WOMAN
PLAYING THE "POOR ME" CARD
INSTEAD OF SAYING,
"GOD, THANK YOU
FOR ALL THE BLESSINGS I HAVE."
AND I KNOW
AND UNDERSTAND DEPRESSION,
BUT IT COMES TO A POINT WHERE,
IF YOU'RE DEPRESSED,
YOU DON'T NEED TO TRY
TO PULL EVERYBODY WITH YOU.
- SHE MIGHT BE THANKING GOD
EVERY MORNING.
WHAT DO YOU KNOW? - WELL...
- WHAT DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT DEPRESSION?
- WELL, I KNOW
ABOUT YOU PLAYING THE VICTIM.
AND I DO KNOW ABOUT DEPRESSION
BECAUSE MY MOTHER
WAS VERY DEPRESSED
AND I WENT THROUGH IT WITH HER.
MY MOTHER WAS HIGHLY DEPRESSED,
AND GUESS WHAT.
MY MOTHER WAS NOT ONLY
SUPER DEPRESSED,
MY MOTHER HAD THREE JOBS
TO TRY TO PUT FOOD
ON HER CHILDREN'S TABLES.
I GREW UP WITH THAT.
- I HAVE FIVE.
- SO FOR SOMEBODY TO BE,
"OH, I'M DEPRESSED,
"AND THAT'S WHY
I TREAT PEOPLE POORLY.
I'M HAVING A BAD YEAR."
- SHE NEVER SAYS THAT.
WE'RE SAYING THAT ABOUT HER.
- "I'M HAVING A BAD YEAR,
AND THAT IS WHY
I DO ALL THESE THINGS."
THAT'S NO EXCUSE.
- LISTEN, I [bleep] UP,
AND I SAY I'M SORRY
WHEN I [bleep] UP.
- BUT TREATING PEOPLE BAD
IS NOT AN EXCUSE FOR IT.
- IT'S NOT, BUT YOU SHOULD TRY
TO HAVE A LITTLE COMPASSION
FOR IT AS WELL.
- I DO HAVE EMPATHY
IF SHE'S DEPRESSED...
I DO HAVE EMPATHY...
BUT ON THE OTHER HAND,
THAT'S NOT AN EXCUSE.
- YOU HAVEN'T SHOWN IT.
- I HAVE SHOWN IT.
- WE MADE UP.
AND ALL WAS FINE.
EVERYTHING WAS FINE.
- NOTHING WAS FINE.
IN MY EYES, EVERYTHING WAS FINE.
IN YOUR EYES,
YOU TURNED AROUND AND SAID,
"EW, DON'T TOUCH ME."
- ONE TIME, THAT VERY DAY.
I'M SORRY FOR WHAT
I SAID TO YOU IN PALM SPRINGS.
- I'M SORRY IF I HURT YOU
CALLING YOU THE THINGS
THAT I CALLED YOU.
- RESOLUTION.
- NO BEING CYNICAL,
BUT I CAN GIVE YOU A HUG
AND I CAN MOVE ON.
- DON'T TOUCH ME! EW!
LIKE, DON'T COME NEAR ME.
- YOU ARE A HYPOCRITE.
YOU EVEN SAID,
"LET ME JUST BE NICE TO HER
BECAUSE YOU CAN'T PLAY CRAZY."
WHEN I'M BEING GENUINELY NICE
AND GENUINELY ACCEPTING
YOUR APOLOGY,
AND THEN YOU ARE
JUST TURNING AROUND,
"WELL, YOU CAN'T PLAY CRAZY.
LET ME JUST PLAY NICE WITH HER
JUST TO PLAY NICE."
THAT IS A HYPOCRITE.
I WOULD RATHER YOU TELL ME
TO MY FACE,
"GUESS WHAT.
WE DON'T LIKE EACH OTHER.
LET'S LEAVE IT AT THAT."
I WOULD RATHER THAT, BRANDI.
- I'VE ALREADY SAID THAT TO YOU.
- NO, YOU SAID IT AFTER. AFTER.
YOU SAID IT NOW.
YOU PLAYED NICE IN PUERTO RICO.
- I TOLD AT LISA'S HOUSE,
WE WILL NEVER BE FRIENDS.
I DON'T LIKE YOU.
YOU DON'T LIKE ME.
LET'S MOVE FORWARD. - YOU...
RIGHT AFTER WE HUGGED IT OUT...
- I DIDN'T ASK FOR A HUG.
I DIDN'T WANT TO HUG SOMEBODY...
- THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU
NOT HUG ME?
- THE POINT IS, BRANDI,
YOU MADE UP,
AND THEN YOU KIND OF...
YOU KIND OF WERE LIKE,
"EW, GROSS," YOU KNOW?
- THAT IS A HYPOCRITE.
- WHEN YOU MAKE UP WITH SOMEONE
THAT IS TALKING
THAT KIND OF CRAZINESS,
YOU DON'T WANT TO HUG.
YOU WANT TO SAY,
"YOU KNOW WHAT?"
- YOU BROUGHT IT UP.
- I DON'T... I DIDN'T...
- BUT YOU HAD MADE UP.
- WE MADE UP.
- I DON'T WANT TO HUG SOMEBODY
THAT CALLED ME THESE LABELS.
- NEXT WEEK,
THE REUNION CONTINUES.
"JOYCE TOLD EVERYONE HER HUSBAND
HAS A BIG PEE-PEE."
- THAT'S PROBABLY NOT THE WORST
REPUTATION ON THE PLANET.
- CAN I NOW SPEAK, PLEASE?
- YOU LOVE TO SPEAK
AND BE THE REFEREE.
- OH, MY GOD, DID YOU HEAR
WHAT SHE JUST SAID?
- I'VE BEEN A VERY GOOD FRIEND
TO YOU.
- YES, AND YOU'VE BEEN A VERY
[bleep] FRIEND AT THE SAME TIME.
IF THERE WAS A FIRE BURNING
AND WE WERE BOTH IN IT...
THERE'S SCHEANA AND THERE'S ME...
AND YOU COULD SAVE ONE PERSON,
WHO ARE YOU GONNA SAVE?
- SHE'S SITTING THERE CRYING
BECAUSE SHE SAYS SHE LOVES YOU.
- I'M SURPRISED TO HEAR THAT.
- BRANDI, DO YOU THINK
THERE'S HOPE FOR YOU AND LISA?
- NOW IT'S
A WHOLE [bleep] SEASON
OF LIES ABOUT MY HUSBAND,
WHO DOESN'T DESERVE IT.
- NO.
- AND THAT'S WRONG.
SO AT LEAST ADMIT ONE THING
YOU'VE DONE WRONG.
- KYLE, I...
- CAN YOU NOT SAY ONE THING?
- I WAS DEFINITELY UPSET
ABOUT THAT.
- OH, COME ON, MAURICIO.
THAT WAS A JOKE.
- A JOKE IN FRONT
OF A FIVE-YEAR-OLD?
- I DON'T THINK I COULD EVER
LET YOU BACK INTO MY LIFE.
- IT'S NOT NICE TO BE DROPPED.
WHEN I'M IN A BAD SPACE,
YOU PULLED AWAY.
- YOU'RE A LIAR
AND YOU'RE A HYPOCRITE.
AND YOU'RE A PHONY AND A FRAUD.
- AND YOU'RE A BIGOT.
- THE REUNION CONTINUES.
- IT'S HARD 'CAUSE I DON'T
HAVE FAMILY IN LOS ANGELES,
SO, LIKE, LISA AND KEN
WERE KIND OF LIKE MY FAMILY.
- TREATING PEOPLE BAD
IS NOT AN EXCUSE FOR IT.
- IT'S NOT, BUT YOU SHOULD TRY
TO HAVE A LITTLE COMPASSION...
- I DO HAVE EMPATHY IF SHE...
- NO, WELL,
YOU HAVEN'T SHOWN IT.
- I MISSED A HUGE CHUNK
OF MY [bleep] LIFE...
- OKAY, BUT THAT'S NOT...
- AND MY CHILDREN'S LIVES,
AND I'M SORRY
IF I MISSED A PARTY OR TWO.
- I THINK THAT BRANDI,
AT TIMES, TAKES IT TOO FAR.
SHE SAYS THAT HERSELF.
- I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE
CALLED PAPARAZZI.
- HA!
OH, MY GOD.
- I'M NOT GONNA SIT HERE AND
LISTEN TO YOU TRASH MY HUSBAND.
STOP TALKING [bleep]
BEHIND HIS BACK
WHEN HE'S NOT HERE.
- IT IS PART TWO
OF THE REAL HOUSEWIVES
OF BEVERLY HILLS REUNION.
I'M ANDY COHEN.
IN BEVERLY HILLS,
THE PLASTIC SURGEONS
USUALLY GET THE CREDIT
FOR WOMEN LOOKING YOUNG,
BUT THERE'S NO SUBSTITUTE
FOR GOOD OLD-FASHIONED
DIET AND EXERCISE.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
- I HATE, HATE, HATE EXERCISE.
- PUMP IT IN, IN, IN, IN.
COME ON. - I CAN DO A CHICKEN.
[laughter]
- BUT I HAVE TO DO IT
BECAUSE I'M OLD.
WELL, STAND UP AND DO IT.
- NO, I'M GOOD HERE.
- IT'S HARD TO EXERCISE
SIX DAYS A WEEK,
AND IT'S HARD
TO NOT EAT ANY SUGAR.
NO, THAT'S TOO BIG.
HALF OF THAT.
AND IT'S HARD TO HAVE
TO EAT SALAD EVERY DAY.
CHILD ABUSE.
I'M ON A DIET,
SO I'M ONLY DOING...
- REALLY? NOT EVEN...
- LET ME JUST SMELL IT.
- AND THAT... TOUCH.
- OH.
BUT NOW YOU SEE HOW IT PAYS OFF.
- YEAH.
- [screams]
OH, MY GOD, LISA LOOKS SO HOT.
- SHE'S GOT THAT, LIKE,
JESSICA RABBIT FIGURE.
TINY WAIST, BOOBS, BOOTY.
- AND THE BUTT.
- OH, YES.
- DOESN'T THAT FEEL NICE?
- 'CAUSE YOUR ASS
IS HOLDING YOU UP.
- SHE HAS A GREAT BUTT.
- THIS IS WHERE YOU
GRAB MY ASS, LIKE THIS,
AND THEN I GO BACK LIKE THIS.
[groans] OKAY.
- KIM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
MOVING TO PALM SPRINGS?
- OH, THAT'S MY JUICER.
- KIM, YOU DID NOT
BRING A JUICER.
- JUICE.
- THIS MAY NOT BE FLATTERING
ON THE BUTT, THOUGH.
- YOU'RE ALWAYS COMPLAINING TO
ME ABOUT YOUR BODY DYSMORPHIA,
BUT... WELL, I'M CALLING IT
BODY DYSMORPHIA...
BUT YOU'RE LOOKING SO GOOD.
- OH, THANK YOU.
- 15 REVERSE LUNGES.
SO I WANT YOU
TO DRIVE THAT BACK KNEE DOWN
TOWARD THE GROUND.
- I'VE ALWAYS BEEN
ONE OF THOSE GIRLS
THAT EATS AND DOESN'T WORK OUT
AND... I'M LUCKY.
OKAY, AND WE'RE DONE.
LET'S GO EAT SOME CAKE.
- NO.
- JUST WAIT UNTIL
YOUR METABOLISM SLOWS DOWN.
- KIM, YOU BROUGHT YOUR JUICER
TO PALM SPRINGS?
- YES, I DID.
- DID YOU THINK
YOU COULDN'T GET JUICE THERE?
- SO I BROUGHT MY JUICER
SO I COULD DO MY PINEAPPLE,
MY GREEN AND ORANGE MELON,
AND MY GRAPEFRUITS.
- VERY GOOD.
- AND I TAKE IT A LOT OF PLACES.
SO DON'T THINK I JUST BROUGHT IT
ON THAT TRIP.
- OKAY, DID YOU BRING
YOUR JUICER TONIGHT TO MY HOUSE?
- NO, BUT IF I WAS GONNA BE HERE
TILL TOMORROW,
IT WOULD DEFINITELY HAVE BEEN
IN MY BAG.
- NATALIE
FROM MESQUITE, NEVADA, SAID,
"WOW, YOU LADIES
ARE IN GREAT SHAPE,
"BUT I CAN NEVER TELL IF IT'S
BECAUSE OF PLASTIC SURGERY
"OR IF IT'S AU NATUREL.
HAS ANYONE HAD ANYTHING DONE
RECENTLY?"
- I DO BOTOX, NOT FILLERS.
AS I SAID TO BRANDI,
"I DON'T DO FILLERS."
SHE GOES, "I CAN TELL."
[both laugh]
- I WAS TRYING TO HELP HER.
- I DON'T DO FILLER ON MY FACE.
- BRANDI, DO YOU DO...
YOU DO FILLERS.
- YEAH, AND I'VE OVERDONE IT,
AND I'M LIKE,
"WHOA, WHAT HAPPENED?"
BUT I DON'T WANT TO HAVE
A FACE LIFT.
I DON'T WANT TO END UP
LIKE THAT GIRL
THAT GOT FIRED LAST YEAR.
I JUST DON'T.
- BRANDI, I WILL SAY
YOUR CHEEKS ARE GETTING BIGGER
EVERY TIME I SEE YOU.
- THEY'RE NOT.
- THEY'RE NOT?
- THEY'RE NOT. I SWEAR.
- YOU LOOK DIFFERENT.
- I LOOK DIFFERENT RIGHT NOW?
- YES, YOU DO.
- OKAY, I DON'T...
I HAVE RED LIPSTICK ON.
- OKAY.
- MY CHEEKS... YOU CAN FEEL THEM.
I MEAN, THEY'RE MY CHEEKS.
I HAVE... FEEL.
- THEY FEEL GOOD.
- I DON'T KNOW.
I MEAN, I HAVE A ZIT OVER HERE.
- OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
- EVERYONE TALKS
ABOUT MY CHEEKS.
IT DRIVES ME NUTS.
- VERONICA
FROM EWING, NEW JERSEY, SAID,
"JOYCE, IN YOUR OPENING LINE,
YOU SAY,
"'YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO YOUNG
OR TOO THIN.'
"WOMEN HAVE ENOUGH PROBLEMS
WITH EATING DISORDERS.
WHY WOULD YOU KEEP PERPETUATING
THAT YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO THIN?"
- OF COURSE I THINK YOU CAN
BE TOO YOUNG, I'M A MOTHER.
AND OF COURSE I THINK
YOU CAN BE TOO THIN.
I WAS BULLIED
FOR BEING TOO SKINNY.
MY TAGLINE OF CHOICE WAS,
"BEAUTY'S ONLY SKIN-DEEP.
IT'S WHAT'S IN YOUR HEART
THAT MATTERS."
AND I WISH IT WOULD'VE
BEEN THAT, BUT IT WASN'T.
- OKAY, I WANT TO SWITCH GEARS.
CARLTON, I WANT TO TALK ABOUT
YOUR "WITCHCRAFT,"
BECAUSE IT SEEMS LIKE
OTHER WOMEN HERE BELIEVE
THAT YOU HAVE HEXED THEM.
- OKAY, WELL, THAT'S
INACCURATE, BUT ANYWAY...
- WHAT DOES IT MEAN
TO PRACTICE WITCHCRAFT?
- JUST SHOW US, COME ON.
- THANK YOU.
- DO SOMETHING.
- LET ME GET MY CAULDRON.
NO, I PRACTICE WITCHCRAFT,
WHICH IS... BASICALLY, IT'S ABOUT
HARNESSING NATURE'S ENERGIES,
ANYTHING THAT NATURE
HAS TO OFFER
THAT HAS, YOU KNOW,
HAS A VIBRATION,
AND THAT'S WHAT I USE.
- SO WHEN YOU HARNESS
THE ENERGIES...
- YES.
- WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THEM?
- IT'S TO AFFECT
A NEEDED POSITIVE CHANGE.
- WHAT IS DARK MAGIC?
- MY FAMILY SITUATION...
SO, I GREW UP IN A TOUGH HOME,
AND MY WAY OF ESCAPE
WAS THROUGH WHAT I PRACTICED,
AND THAT WASN'T SOMETHING
THAT I FELL INTO.
IT WAS SOMETHING THAT HAD BEEN
AROUND ME AS A LITTLE GIRL,
AND WHEN MY MOM MARRIED
MY STEPFATHER,
THAT WAS MY ESCAPE.
SO, YEAH, IT WOULD BE
CONSIDERED THAT IT WAS DARK,
BUT IT WAS ALSO
A VERY DARK PERIOD
OF MY YOUNGER YEARS.
AND ONCE MY MOM DIVORCED HIM,
EVERYTHING SHIFTED.
- WELL, KYLE MAY HAVE STARRED
IN ONE OF CARLTON'S
FAVORITE MOVIES, HALLOWEEN,
BUT BETWEEN BEE MURDER,
RELIGIOUS QUESTIONING,
AND GIFTS SPURNED,
CARLTON WAS NOT
HER NUMBER ONE FAN.
TAKE A LOOK.
- I SAW THIS BIRD FLY
INTO THE LIVING ROOM
WHERE WE WERE SITTING,
AND THE CAT WENT FOR IT, AND...
- I'M GONNA OPEN THE WINE.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
SHARON, YOU WANT
WHITE WINE OR RED?
- I DIDN'T APPRECIATE THAT.
I DON'T CARE
IF SHE WAS BORED TO DEATH.
IT WAS RUDE.
- OH, MY GOD, THERE'S A BEE.
SHARON, KILL IT FOR ME
IF YOU LOVE ME.
- [gasps]
NO!
- SORRY, I'M ALLERGIC.
- DON'T LIFT IT UP.
- BUT DON'T KILL IT.
- OH, WELL.
- THIS IS [bleep] UP.
WHY WOULD YOU DO
SUCH A AWFUL THING?
- [snorts]
[laughter]
- I'M A BEE MURDER ACCOMPLICE.
[laughing]
[snorts]
- WHEN I MET YOU
FOR THE FIRST TIME
AT THE CHAMBER OF COMMERCE,
YOU SAID SOMETHING
ABOUT LISA'S NIPPLE.
THAT DIDN'T SIT WELL WITH ME
BECAUSE I THINK
THAT LISA'S YOUR FRIEND.
- THERE'S A MEXICAN EXPRESSION
WHEN SOMEONE'S LOOKING
FOR A PROBLEM.
CARLTON IS LOOKING FOR TITS
ON AN ANT.
CAN I JUST PEEK AT THAT?
- YES. IT'S NOT DONE.
- IS THAT A JEWISH STAR?
- REALLY?
- WAIT A MINUTE.
- ARE YOU [bleep] KIDDING ME?
FOR SOMEBODY WHO'S JEWISH,
YOU THOUGHT THE STAR ON THE BACK
OF MY NECK WAS A JEWISH STAR
WHEN YOU KNOW I'M BLOODY WICCA?
SO PLEASE... BULL[bleep].
- I COULDN'T SEE
THE WHOLE THING,
AND THERE'S CONFESSIONALS
IN HER HOUSE,
AND THERE'S CROSSES,
AND SHE'S A WICCAN.
MAYBE SHE HAS A JEWISH STAR.
WHAT DO I KNOW?
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
AND YOU SAID TO ME,
"ARE YOU [bleep] KIDDING ME?
I HAVE A JEWISH STAR?"
OBVIOUSLY, YOU'RE ANTI-SEMITIC.
- SEE? OH, AND THERE IT IS.
OF COURSE.
AND THAT'S WHAT YOU DO,
AND YOU JUST PROVED IT.
YOU LABEL.
THERE'S NOTHING
ANTI-SEMITIC ABOUT ME,
AND DON'T YOU [bleep] DARE
GO THERE.
DON'T YOU [bleep] DARE.
NO.
- OKAY, LOVELY.
SO YOU SAY THAT YOU CAME IN
LOOKING FOR TITS ON AN ANT.
YOU THOUGHT THAT SHE HAD
PRECONCEIVED NOTIONS ABOUT YOU.
- ABSOLUTELY.
- SHE SAYS SHE DID NOT.
- FIRST DAY AT THE BEVERLY HILLS
CHAMBER OF COMMERCE PARTY,
I WENT UP TO YOU.
I WELCOMED YOU,
I WELCOMED YOUR HUSBAND,
AND I SAID, YOU KNOW,
"PLEASE FEEL FREE TO CALL ME,"
YOU KNOW,
"WE'RE EXCITED TO HAVE YOU."
DID I NOT SAY THAT TO YOU?
- YOU ABSOLUTELY DID.
- OKAY.
YOU JUST WANTED TO HATE ME.
YOU WERE LOOKING FOR PROBLEMS
SINCE DAY ONE.
- NO, AND THAT'S NOT TRUE.
- YES, IT IS TRUE.
- THAT'S NOT TRUE.
- IT IS TRUE.
YOU KEPT SAYING THINGS
AND BEING RUDE TO ME
WHEN I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING
TO YOU.
- OH, MY GOSH.
- AND YOU WERE JUDGING.
AND YOU CAME IN
AS A VIEWER OF THE SHOW.
- I WASN'T A VIEWER OF THE SHOW.
- YES, YOU WERE, CARLTON.
- NO, I WASN'T.
- PLEASE, YES, YOU WERE.
- I CAN'T...
- YOU HAD SEEN THE SHOW BEFORE.
- I HAD WATCHED
A COUPLE OF EPISODES.
- YOU'RE LYING, CARLTON.
- I AM NOT LYING.
- YOU'RE A LIAR,
AND YOU'RE A HYPOCRITE.
AND YOU'RE A PHONY AND A FRAUD.
- AND YOU'RE A BIGOT.
- COMING UP...
- I'M STILL LETTING HER GO.
I MEAN, I STILL MISS HER
EVERY DAY.
NOT GONNA... GONNA LIE.
- YOU'RE LYING, CARLTON.
- I AM NOT LYING.
- YOU'RE A LIAR,
AND YOU'RE A HYPOCRITE.
AND YOU'RE A PHONY AND A FRAUD.
- AND YOU'RE A BIGOT.
- JOE FROM TOLUCA LAKE,
CALIFORNIA, SAID,
"CARLTON, YOU'RE WICCAN,
"BUT YOUR HOUSE IS FULL
OF DIFFERENT RELIGIOUS SYMBOLS,
"LIKE CROSSES, A CONFESSIONAL.
"IS IT REALLY SURPRISING
THAT KYLE WOULD MISTAKE
YOUR PENTAGRAM TATTOO
FOR A STAR OF DAVID?"
- IT'S SOMETHING THAT I FELT,
WITH KYLE,
THAT I DIDN'T CLICK WITH HER.
IT WAS JUST AN ENERGY THING.
AND THE COMMENTS
THAT SHE WAS MAKING...
IT WASN'T COMING FROM
A GENUINE PLACE OF INTEREST.
IT WAS MORE THAT
IT WAS A QUESTION AT ME,
AND IT WAS A CONSISTENT BUILDUP
OF LITTLE, LITTLE THINGS.
- YOU HAVE A CROSS THAT SAYS
"[bleep] YOU" ON IT.
- I DO.
- YOU HAVE PENTAGRAMS.
I DON'T... I'M...
IT WAS A GENUINE QUESTION,
AND I'M TRYING
TO GET TO KNOW YOU.
- BUT IT'S JUST...
- WHAT SHOULD I DO?
ASK YOU ABOUT YOUR SEX TOYS?
- I'M GONNA START ASKING YOU
ABOUT YOUR RELIGION?
- GO AHEAD, I DON'T CARE.
I'M PROUD OF IT.
- I'M PROUD OF MY RELIGION.
- YOU DON'T SEEM LIKE IT.
- OH, WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
- WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHY
YOU GET SO DEFENSIVE ABOUT IT.
- I'M DEFENSIVE AROUND YOU.
I'M NOT DEFENSIVE
AROUND YOLANDA.
I'M NOT DEFENSIVE
AROUND BRANDI OR LISA.
- THAT'S RIGHT. WHY? WHY?
- BUT IT'S BEEN A CONSTANT...
ALL ANYONE EVER TALKS ABOUT
WITH CARLTON IS,
"SHE'S A WITCH. SHE'S A WITCH."
- I'VE HAD ENOUGH.
- IT'S LIKE, "WE GET IT."
- YOU HAVE A LOT OF CROSSES
ON YOUR WALLS.
- YES.
- YOU HAVE A CROSS ON YOUR ARM.
- YES, BUT CROSSES
ARE PART OF MY RELIGION.
- YOU HAVE PENTAGRAMS...
- YES.
- WHICH I KNOW
WHAT A PENTAGRAM LOOKS LIKE,
'CAUSE I'VE SEEN IT
ON RICHARD RAMIREZ,
THE NIGHT STALKER.
SO I KNOW WHAT THAT LOOKS LIKE.
- OH, THAT'S HYSTERICAL.
- AND, WELL,
I'VE SEEN IT BEFORE,
SO I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.
AND I KNOW WHAT
A STAR OF DAVID IS, OKAY?
- YOU KNEW... YOU POINTED OUT
IN PALM DESERT
ABOUT MY PENTAGRAM.
YOU KNEW THAT WAS A PENTAGRAM.
- YEAH.
I SAW THIS PART.
OKAY, I NEED YOU
TO LET ME FINISH.
- THIS WAS ONE MORE DIG.
THIS WAS ONE MORE GOADING HER
FOR ME TO REACT.
- I CERTAINLY
WOULD NOT THINK ASKING,
"IS THAT A STAR OF DAVID,
OR A JEWISH STAR,"
IS OFFENSIVE WHEN I'M JEWISH.
- I'M NOT OFFENDED
BY THE STAR OF DAVID.
I WAS OFFENDED BY YOU.
- WHAT WOULD HER MOTIVE
HAVE BEEN?
WHAT... WHAT... WHAT WOULD YOU...
- IT WAS TO GET A KNEE-JERK
REACTION FROM ME, BECAUSE...
- SHE WAS GOADING YOU.
- IT WAS CONSTANT.
- WHAT IS KNEE-JERK
ABOUT A STAR OF DAVID?
THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL SYMBOL.
- IT'S NOT ABOUT
THE BEAUTIFUL STAR OF DAVID.
- DO YOU LADIES THINK SO?
I'M CURIOUS.
YOLANDA OR BRANDI?
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT...
- HOLD ON. BRANDI OR YOLANDA.
DO YOU THINK THAT KYLE
WAS TRYING TO GOAD HER?
OR WHAT... WHAT... WHAT'S YOUR...
- WHAT MEANS "GOAD"?
- GOAD MEANS...
- PROVOKE.
- WAS SHE TRYING
TO PROVOKE HER BY SAYING,
"IS THAT A JEWISH STAR?"
- I FEEL THAT, AT TIMES,
CARLTON IS MAYBE
OVERLY SENSITIVE
ABOUT THE RELIGION THING,
AND I DO THINK THAT KYLE
HAS, YOU KNOW,
ALWAYS KEPT ASKING ABOUT
THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER.
LIKE, I WENT HOME
AFTER THAT LUNCH
AND GOOGLED "WICCAN"
BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW
WHAT THE HELL THAT MEANT.
SHE'S NEVER REACTED TO ME
THAT WAY
BECAUSE I GUESS MAYBE
I DON'T PROVOKE HER TO...
- NO, BECAUSE I KNOW
THAT YOU'RE COMING FROM
A GENUINE PLACE OF INTEREST.
- BUT HAVING... WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
- I WANT TO HEAR FROM BRANDI.
- HERE'S THE THING.
KYLE'S JEWISH, SO I DON'T THINK
HER THINKING IT'S
A JEWISH STAR IS AN INSULT.
- I DIDN'T SAY...
- NO, NO.
- I NEVER SAID
THAT WAS AN INSULT, BRANDI.
- I DON'T THINK SHE WAS GOING
AFTER YOU IN ANY WAY.
I KNOW THAT YOU DIDN'T...
YOU DON'T LIKE HER.
WE ALL KNOW THAT.
BUT I THINK SHE WAS JUST SHOCKED
THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE
A JEWISH STAR ON YOUR NECK,
'CAUSE WE ALL KNOW
YOU'RE NOT JEWISH.
- NO, AND THAT'S NOT ACCURATE.
- I WANT TO GET
TO THE ANTI-SEMITE CONVERSATION.
YOU THREW THAT WORD OUT. WHY?
- SO WHEN WE SAT
AT THE DINNER TABLE THAT NIGHT,
I THOUGHT MAYBE THAT'S WHY
SHE DOESN'T LIKE ME,
'CAUSE SHE WAS ACTING
SO OFFENDED
THAT IT WOULD BE A JEWISH STAR.
- OH...
- SO THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT
IN MY MIND...
"MAYBE THAT'S WHY SHE HASN'T
LIKED ME FROM THE BEGINNING,"
AND I SAID THAT.
- LISA, YOU WERE THERE
FOR THE ANTI-SEMITE COMMENT.
WHAT DID YOU THINK?
- WELL, I THINK IT'S
A VERY DANGEROUS THING TO SAY.
I THINK, REALLY, IF KYLE
REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT,
SHE WOULD TAKE IT BACK.
I THINK IT WAS
AT THE SPUR OF THE MOMENT,
AND I REALLY SYMPATHIZE
WITH, YOU KNOW,
THE WHOLE SITUATION...
THE RAMIFICATIONS
OF JUST CALLING SOMEBODY THAT...
YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THAT.
- NO, I SAID THAT.
I SAID IT IN MY BLOG,
AND I JUST SAID IT NOW.
I-I... YOU KNOW...
- SHE WAS HAVING A TEMPER...
- I MEAN, THIS WOMAN
HAS BEEN COMING AFTER ME...
- BUT WOULD YOU TAKE IT BACK?
- UH, YEAH, I WOULD
TAKE IT BACK, FOR SURE.
YOU AND I HAVE HAD
A GREAT FRIENDSHIP FOR...
WE DID. - [laughs]
- NO, WE DID. WE... LISA AND I...
WE REALLY DID HAVE A GENUINE,
GOOD FRIENDSHIP,
AND WE'VE GONE UP AND DOWN.
BUT THESE ARE THINGS
THAT MAKE ME CRAZY.
YOU KNOW I HAVE NOT
DONE ANYTHING TO HER,
AND THAT NIGHT AT THE TABLE,
YOU EVEN DEFENDED ME.
BUT THEN, IN THE BLOG LATER,
BECAUSE WE'VE HAD ISSUES
AND SHE'S SPEAKING TO YOU,
YOU ALL OF A SUDDEN SAY
THE ARGUMENT WAS MY FAULT.
THAT IS NOT OKAY WITH ME.
- HALF THE TIME,
LISA IS SUPPRESSING FOR THEM.
- I CAN'T REMEMBER
WHAT I SAID IN THE BLOG.
- WELL, I REMEMBER VERY CLEARLY
THAT IT WAS KYLE'S FAULT
THAT I HAD THE ARGUMENT
AT THE TABLE.
- I DON'T THINK
I SAID IT WAS KYLE'S FAULT.
DID I?
- FIRST OF ALL, YOU SAT DOWN...
- NO, I FELT THAT YOU WERE
A LITTLE DISRESPECTFUL TO HER.
I DON'T BELIEVE I PUT,
"IT'S KYLE'S FAULT."
- IN THE EPISODE, YOU SPOKE
IN A VERY DIFFERENT TUNE,
BECAUSE THAT NIGHT,
WE WERE SPEAKING.
SO IT SEEMS TO ME
LIKE YOU DEFEND AND BACK UP
WHOEVER YOU KNOW WILL BACK YOU.
- THE ANTI-SEMITIC REMARK
IS SUCH A HUGE, HORRIFIC LABEL
TO THROW AT ANYBODY,
TO ACCUSE THEM OF BEING THAT,
BECAUSE I KNOW
WHAT THAT WOULD REPRESENT.
IT'S JUST... IT'S FILLED
WITH SO MUCH HATE
THAT YOU COULD EVEN IMAGINE
THAT THAT WAS WHERE
I WAS COMING FROM.
- WELL, YOU'VE HATED ME
SO MUCH FOR NOTHING.
- I DON'T HATE YOU.
I'VE DISLIKED YOU.
I'VE DISLIKED THINGS ABOUT YOU.
- YOU CALLED ME
"VILE KYLE" ON A RED CARPET.
- I HAVE DISLIKED YOU.
- OKAY, BE QUIET
FOR A MINUTE, PLEASE.
- NO, I WON'T BE QUIET.
IT WAS ANOTHER EXAMPLE...
- YOU NEED TO LET ME...
- OF YOUR RUDENESS.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
THAT'S WHY I DON'T LIKE YOU.
- ARE YOU DONE?
- YOU'RE RUDE... I'M NOT DONE.
YOU'RE RUDE.
- WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT ME
IS NONE OF MY BUSINESS.
- YOU OBVIOUSLY OBSESS ABOUT ME.
- SHUT UP.
- YOU'RE SO OBSESSED
ABOUT MY RELIGION.
- HONEY, I DON'T GIVE
A FLYING [bleep] ABOUT YOU.
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
THE GOOD NEWS IS,
THERE'S TWO WAYS THIS CAN GO.
YOU'RE EITHER GONNA WIND UP
BEING FRIENDS
OR YOU'RE NOT...
- THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
- AND I THINK
YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY NOT.
- NO.
- YOU DON'T LIKE EACH OTHER.
YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT EACH OTHER,
AND THAT'S FINE.
OKAY, I WANT TO MOVE ON.
IT SEEMS LIKE THE ONLY PEOPLE
WHO EVER AGE IN BEVERLY HILLS
ARE THE KIDS,
AND, LADIES, THIS YEAR,
YOU ALL HAD TO START FACING
SOME HARD TRUTHS:
YOUR BABIES ARE GROWING UP
AND LEAVING THE NEST.
TAKE A LOOK.
- CAN YOU PLEASE
PUT YOUR CAR AWAY?
- OKAY.
- THANK YOU.
- NO!
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "NO"?
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.
EXCUSE ME.
EXCUSE ME, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
- I THINK MY LIFE DESCRIBED
IN ONE WORD IS SIMPLY "BLESSED."
- I WANT BANANA.
- NO.
- I WANT A BANANA RIGHT NOW.
- CAN I JUST SHOW YOU
A QUICK WAY
SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO CUT
ONE PIECE AT A TIME?
- I KNOW HOW TO DO IT.
- STOP SAYING YOU KNOW.
YOU DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T EVER GROUND MY CHILDREN.
I HAVEN'T REALLY NEEDED TO,
BUT THEY UNDERSTAND
ONCE I GET TO THAT POINT
WHERE MY EYES CHANGE,
THAT MOMMY'S SERIOUS.
DON'T LOOK AT ME
WITH A KNIFE IN YOUR HAND.
LOOK AT THE [bleep] CELERY.
- HELLO. OH, YOU LOOK SO PRETTY.
KIMBERLY WILL BE GRADUATING
FROM HIGH SCHOOL
AND TAKING HER NEW JOURNEY
OFF TO COLLEGE.
- DID YOU LOOK AT ANY SCHOOLS
IN NEW YORK WHEN YOU GUYS WENT?
- NO, NOT YET, BUT I'M GONNA
GO LOOK AT SCHOOLS.
- ALEXIA IS ONE YEAR YOUNGER
THAN KIMBERLY,
SO I KNOW
THAT IT'S MY TURN NEXT.
- WE'RE GONNA WRAP
ALL THE BREAKABLE STUFF
IN THIS, YEAH?
GIGI'S LEAVING
AT THE END OF THE SUMMER
TO GO TO COLLEGE IN NEW YORK.
AS MUCH AS I'M SAD
TO SEE HER GO,
SHE'S READY TO FLY.
THESE, I AM GONNA HANG IN HERE
SO WHEN I COME IN HERE
IN THE MORNING,
I GET TO SEE YOUR FACE.
- THAT'S WEIRD.
- I HAVE, LIKE, 1,000 THINGS
IN MY HEAD RIGHT NOW
THAT... OF ALL THE THINGS
I STILL WANT TO TELL YOU.
- EVERY DAY
SINCE YOU'VE BEEN IN MY LIFE
HAS BEEN A JOY.
I HAVE LOVED WATCHING YOU GROW.
- YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND.
- OKAY, BE SAFE.
- I WILL.
I'LL BE FINE.
I WILL BE FINE.
- I KNOW YOU WILL.
I KNOW YOU'RE FINE.
I TRUST THAT YOU'LL BE FINE.
I JUST MISS YOU.
- I'LL MISS YOU TOO.
- WATERWORKS, STILL.
KIM, THAT REALLY
GETS TO YOU, HUH?
- YEAH.
- WHAT DID THAT FEEL LIKE
FOR YOU, LETTING HER GO?
- I'M STILL LETTING HER GO.
I MEAN, I STILL MISS HER
EVERY DAY.
NOT GONNA... GONNA LIE.
I'M WATCHING...
I'M WATCHING YOLANDA LIKE THAT.
IT'S...
IT'S WATCHING THE EXCITEMENT
OF WATCHING THEM
GO OFF TO START THEIR LIFE.
I'M WATCHING THE LITTLE ONES
WITH THEIR MOMS
THAT THEY HAVEN'T LEFT YET
AND THERE'S...
THERE'S THAT...
I MISS HER. I'M SO PROUD OF HER.
I'M WATCHING THE GOOD-BYE,
WHICH YOU NEVER REALLY
WANT TO HAVE.
REMEMBERING
ALL THE WONDERFUL TIMES
THAT I'VE HAD WITH HER.
- AND YOU TOO, YOLANDA.
- YEAH.
IT'S AN EXTRAORDINARY
EXPERIENCE.
I MEAN, AS A MOM, YOU KNOW,
YOU HAVE 18 YEARS WITH THEM,
AND IT JUST SEEMS GONE
IN NO TIME,
AND, YOU KNOW,
I GET REALLY EMOTIONAL
SEEING IT.
EVEN THOUGH I'M SO PROUD
THAT SHE'S IN NEW YORK
AND KICKING ASS
AND MAKING A LIFE FOR HERSELF,
IT'S STILL... I WATCH,
AND, YOU KNOW,
IT MAKES YOU EMOTIONAL,
BECAUSE...
- AND YOU TOO, JOYCE.
- IT'S EMOTIONAL TO SEE.
AND I KNOW I SPOKE A LOT
WITH KIM ABOUT IT,
SO I KNOW WHAT SHE WENT THROUGH.
AND, YOU KNOW,
WHEN YOU BECOME A PARENT,
THEN YOU REALIZE,
"WOW, I KNOW NOW WHAT MY MOM
MUST HAVE BEEN FEELING
WHEN I JUST PACKED THOSE
TWO BAGS AND CAME TO L.A.,"
YOU KNOW?
- YEAH, THE MEANING CHANGES
WHEN YOU DO IT YOURSELF.
- YOLANDA, HOW IS GIGI DOING?
- SHE'S AMAZING.
SHE OPENED FASHION WEEK,
WHICH WAS AMAZING, YOU KNOW?
SHE'S THE NEW VICTORIA'S SECRET
ROOKIE OF THE YEAR OF 2014,
SO SHE'S... SHE'S MAKING...
- VICTORIA'S SECRET
ROOKIE OF THE YEAR?
- NO, SPORTS ILLUSTRATED.
[laughter]
DID I SAY VICTORIA'S SECRET?
- YEAH.
- SEE, I'M NOT 100%,
BUT I'M GETTING THERE.
- KIM, HOW'S KIMBERLY?
- SHE'S DOING GREAT.
SHE'S A KAPPA KAPPA GAMMA,
AND SHE LOVES LIVING
AT HER DORM.
AND SHE'S DOING GREAT
IN HER SCHOOLING.
SHE JUST LOVES IT.
- RACHEL FROM SACRAMENTO,
CALIFORNIA, SAID,
"WOW, FOR NEW YORK,
"GIGI'S APARTMENT MIGHT AS WELL
BE A MANSION.
"YOLANDA, DOES SHE
MAKE ENOUGH FROM HER MODELING
"TO PAY HER OWN WAY THERE,
OR ARE YOU
STILL SUPPORTING HER?"
- NO, SHE'S PAYING HER OWN RENT
EVERY MONTH.
- WOW.
- I'M EXCITED TO LET YOU KNOW.
I MEAN, I BOUGHT HER
THE FURNITURE
AND I SET HER UP,
BUT SHE'S...
SHE'S ON HER OWN NOW.
- RYAN FROM CARLSBAD,
CALIFORNIA, WANTS TO KNOW,
"BRANDI, WE GET TO SEE
PAPARAZZI PICTURES
"OF YOUR KIDS WITH EDDIE
AND LEANN ALL THE TIME.
WILL WE EVER GET TO SEE THEM
WITH YOU ON THE SHOW?"
- I WISH I COULD SHOW
THAT SIDE OF ME.
UNFORTUNATELY, MY EX-HUSBAND
DOES NOT WANT THEM
IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA,
AND IT'S JUST BEEN
A GIANT ARGUMENT
BETWEEN THE TWO OF US,
BECAUSE I DON'T WANT THEM
IN THE FOREFRONT,
BUT WHEN I'M SHOOTING
AT MY HOME,
I WANT TO SHOW
A DIFFERENT SIDE OF ME.
AND I WOULD LOVE TO SHOW ME
BEING A PARENT
TO A TEN-YEAR-OLD
AND A SIX-YEAR-OLD.
I AM CONCERNED
AT WHAT THEY MIGHT SAY,
BUT THEY'RE BOYS.
- BUT SEEING HER AT HOME
WITH HER KIDS,
IT'S SO DIFFERENT
THAN SEEING HER EVEN HERE.
SHE'S SUCH A GREAT MOM.
HER KIDS ARE SO, LIKE, FUN
AND HAPPY AND SO WELL-ADJUSTED.
AND SHE COOKS AND SHE BARBECUES
AND SWIMS IN THE POOL WITH THEM.
IT'S SO FUN TO SEE HER AT HOME
WITH HER KIDS LIKE THAT.
- KYLE, HOW ARE YOU PREPARING
FOR ALEXIA GOING TO COLLEGE?
- I LITERALLY
CAN'T EVEN TALK ABOUT IT.
I REALLY... I HAVE TO, LIKE...
I CAN'T WATCH THE GIGI STUFF.
I CAN'T WATCH THAT STUFF,
BECAUSE I DID THIS WITH FARRAH.
I REALLY... I JUST CAN'T. [laughs]
- COMING UP...
- THAT IS A LIE.
I NEVER SAID THAT TO YOU.
- WELCOME BACK
TO THE REAL HOUSEWIVES
OF BEVERLY HILLS REUNION.
KIM AND LISA HAVE NEVER BEEN
THE CLOSEST OF FRIENDS.
AFTER ALL, ONE HAS A PIT BULL
AND THE OTHER HAS GIGGY.
BUT WHEN THEIR
PLEASANT TOLERANCE
FOR EACH OTHER TOOK A TURN,
KIM WASN'T AFRAID
TO SAY HOW SHE FELT.
LET'S SEE HOW THAT TURNED OUT.
- MY PANTIES ARE ALL IN A WAD.
- SIT DOWN HERE.
- [laughs]
LITERALLY. - HUH?
- AND MY PANTIES ARE IN A WAD
LITERALLY.
- WE DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT.
OKAY.
NO, COME ON. IT'S OKAY.
- BAM! DON'T SHUT THAT DOOR
IN MY FACE.
DON'T YOU EVEN.
YOU KNOW WHAT, LISA?
I'M SO TIRED OF YOU
TELLING ME WHAT TO DO TODAY.
- OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
- YOU'VE BEEN ANNOYING ME
SO BAD, HONESTLY.
YOU'VE BEEN ANNOYING ME TONIGHT.
- I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH KIM.
LET'S BE HONEST, EVEN IF I DID,
I'D LET IT GO, SHALL WE SAY?
- THE GRADUATION...
FOR KIMBERLY'S GRADUATION,
WHICH, BY THE WAY,
YOU DIDN'T MAKE.
- I WAS IN MISSOURI.
- YOU WERE NOT.
YOU WERE AT SUR. - I WAS NOT.
I WAS IN MISSOURI THIS WEEKEND.
- NO, MY HAIRDRESSER
SAW YOU AT SUR.
TO JUST MAKE UP A LIE
AND TO SAY SHE'S AWAY,
IT BOTHERED ME.
- I'M SURE
THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS
KIM HASN'T TURNED UP FOR.
- THAT WASN'T VERY NICE,
ACTUALLY.
- WHATEVER YOU THINK.
- SHE MAKES AN AWESOME TEAM
WITH HER HUSBAND.
SHE LOVES PANDORA
AND SHE LOVES HER DOG.
THAT IS ABOUT THE END OF IT.
THAT'S IT.
- WHAT DO YOU THINK
ABOUT THAT COMMENT?
- WELL, HURTFUL.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO BE DISMISSIVE
WHEN I SHUT THE DOOR,
BUT I THOUGHT SHE WAS GONNA
GO TO THE BATHROOM
OR PULL HER UNDERWEAR DOWN.
- WHY DO YOU THINK SHE FEELS
THAT YOU DON'T TAKE HER
SERIOUSLY?
- I... MAYBE I JUST
DON'T GET HER, YOU KNOW?
I JUST DON'T GET WHEN
SHE'S TALKING ABOUT TURTLES.
- WHEN HAVE YOU EVER HEARD ME
TALK ABOUT A TURTLE?
OTHER THAN ANDY JOKING,
HAVE YOU HEARD ME SAY,
"I LIKE A TURTLE"?
- WELL, NO, BUT THINGS YOU SAY.
YOU'RE ECCENTRIC.
MAYBE SOME OF THE THINGS,
I DON'T GET.
BUT I'VE BEEN
VERY CONSIDERATE OF YOU,
AND I'VE NEVER CALLED YOU OUT,
AND MANY TIMES,
YOU HAVE LET ME DOWN.
SO, YEAH, IT GOES BOTH WAYS.
- WAIT, WAIT, LET'S LOOK BACK
OVER THE LAST FEW YEARS.
IT SEEMS TO ME, ANY TIME
YOU HAD AN OPPORTUNITY,
WHEN YOU KNEW I WASN'T OKAY,
YOU WERE SAYING TO MY SISTER,
"WHERE'S KIM?
OH, DEAR, IS SHE...
DID SHE MISS THE BOAT?"
AND YES, I MISSED
A WHOLE LOT, LISA.
- AND I NEVER CALLED YOU OUT.
- AND IT WASN'T JUST YOUR PARTY.
- WHA... I NEVER EVEN
MADE IT IMPORTANT.
- I MISSED A HUGE CHUNK
OF MY [bleep] LIFE..
- OKAY, BUT THAT'S NOT...
- AND MY CHILDREN'S LIVES,
AND I'M SORRY IF I MISSED
A PARTY OR TWO.
I NOW HAVE SPENT
THE LAST TWO YEARS...
- I NEVER EVEN MENTIONED...
- REBUILDING MY LIFE.
- UNTIL NOW, THAT YOU DIDN'T
SHOW UP FOR PANDORA'S WEDDING
AND MADE A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT.
ANYTHING THAT
YOU HAVEN'T SHOWED UP,
I'VE NEVER
MADE A BIG DEAL OF IT.
- WHAT SHE'S TALKING ABOUT
IS WHEN YOU WERE
CONSTANTLY SAYING,
"WHERE'S KIM?
OH, KIM'S NOT COMING.
OH, KIM'S GONNA BE LATE."
AND YOU WOULD DO IT,
AND IT WOULD POINT OUT THE FACT
THAT SHE WASN'T SHOWING UP.
- WHEN?
- YOU COULD MAKE A MONTAGE.
- SHE FEELS LIKE LISA
WANTS TO LOOK LIKE
SHE'S CONCERNED ABOUT KIM,
BUT SHE'S ACTUALLY
TRYING TO POINT OUT
THAT KIM'S MISSING SOMETHING
AND, YOU KNOW, INDICATING
HER PAST BEHAVIOR.
- I ALWAYS HEAR YOU SAY,
"I'VE BEEN SO SUPPORTIVE.
I'VE BEEN SUCH A GOOD FRIEND.
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR YOU."
BUT I HAVE NEVER SEEN YOU
ACTUALLY BE THERE
FOR ANY ONE OF US.
- SHE'S BEEN THERE FOR ME.
- I'VE ALWAYS HEARD THE WORDS.
WAIT ONE SECOND.
- SHE'S BEEN THERE FOR BRANDI.
- I'VE NEVER HEARD HER
BE THERE FOR ME.
- YOU KNOW,
THAT REALLY PISSES ME OFF.
AND I'LL TELL YOU, JUST BEFORE
WE WENT TO PUERTO RICO,
I HEARD YOU WERE REALLY UPSET
BECAUSE YOUR SON BROKE HIS LEG,
SO I CALLED YOU UP.
I TEXTED YOU, "ARE YOU OKAY?
ARE YOU OKAY?"
I FOUND OUT
HE DIDN'T BREAK HIS LEG.
IT WAS SOMETHING ELSE.
SO THAT'S JUST ONE EXAMPLE.
- LISA, YOU'RE FULL OF [bleep]
RIGHT NOW.
YOU'RE FULL OF [bleep]
AND YOU'RE A BIG LIAR.
- YOU SAID TO ME,
"YOU KNOW WHAT?
CHAD'S BEEN THROUGH SOMETHING."
- I NEVER SAID THAT TO YOU.
- YEAH, YOU DID.
- THAT IS A LIE.
I NEVER SAID THAT TO YOU.
NEVER SAID THAT TO YOU.
- WHAT? ON PUERTO RICO BEACH,
YOU DON'T REMEMBER SAYING...
- I WAS SURE TO NEVER SAY THAT
TO YOU...
- YOU SAID TO ME...
- 'CAUSE I DON'T TRUST YOU
WITH MY SHOE.
I WOULDN'T TRUST YOU
WITH AN OLD PAIR OF SOCKS.
SO I WOULD NEVER
HAVE SAID THAT TO YOU,
AND YOU'RE A LIAR.
- YOU'RE SAYING I'VE NEVER
BEEN CONCERNED ABOUT YOU.
- I DON'T REMEMBER YOU
EVER CALLING ME.
I DON'T REMEMBER YOU
EVER CALLING ME IN FOUR YEARS.
I DON'T REMEMBER YOU
EVER ONCE CALLING ME
IN FOUR YEARS,
NOT THROUGH MY DRINKING,
NOT THROUGH MY SOBRIETY.
- OH, KIM, I'VE DEFINITELY
SPOKEN TO YOU ON THE PHONE.
- KIM, IN PUERTO RICO,
YOU CALLED KEN
A STUBBORN OLD MAN.
- YES.
- KIM'S IN THE MIDDLE.
LET BRANDI ANSWER.
- BRANDI'S ANSWERED, CLEARLY.
- KIM'S IN THE MIDDLE.
- I'M TIRED
OF YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH!
YOU'RE A BIG, STUBBORN OLD MAN!
SHUT UP!
- HOW DID THAT MAKE YOU FEEL?
- OH, TERRIBLE,
BECAUSE I THINK SHE CAN SAY...
YOU KNOW, EVEN THEN,
WHEN SHE SAID SOMETHING NASTY
ABOUT US THEN,
THAT'S ONE THING.
BUT, YOU KNOW,
I SEE KEN...
HOW KIND AND CARING HE IS...
- BUT, YOU KNOW, KIM ADMITTED
THAT THAT WAS
A REALLY RUDE THING TO SAY.
I MEAN, THAT WAS NOT KIND,
AND SHE, RIGHT AWAY,
AFTER DINNER...
- WELL, THEN THAT'S...
THAT'S NOT...
YOU KNOW, THAT'S HIS BATTLE.
BUT IF YOU'RE ASKING ME
HOW IT MADE ME FEEL,
THAT'S WHY I LEFT.
I SUDDENLY THOUGHT,
"THAT'S THE MAN I LOVE,"
AND TO BE SO RUDE AND SO VICIOUS
AND SO DISRESPECTFUL, YOU KNOW...
I MEAN, KEN IS GETTING OLDER,
BUT HE'S, YOU KNOW, STILL...
- IT'S A HURTFUL THING TO SAY.
- AND I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS
A HORRIBLE THING TO SAY.
- KYLE ASKED LISA A QUESTION
AND KEN DIDN'T WANT HER
TO ANSWER,
AND EVERYBODY STARTED
INTERJECTING,
AND I SAID, "WHOA, WHOA, WAIT.
"JUST... IT'S SIMPLE.
JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION,
AND THEN IT'S OVER."
- I'D ASKED...
- WAIT, WAIT.
LET ME... LET ME...
LET ME FINISH.
- NO, WE CAN INTERJECT.
I ANSWERED THE QUESTION
ON THE BEACH.
- CAN I JUST FINISH
THE ONE LITTLE SENTENCE
AND THEN YOU CAN INTERJECT?
- OKAY, SO LET HER FINISH
HER POINT.
- SO I SAID,
"KEN, IT'S JUST SIMPLE.
"JUST LET HER ANSWER
THE QUESTION,
"AND THEN IT'S OVER,
AND THEN NOBODY'S GONNA...
THIS DOESN'T HAVE TO GO ON
ALL NIGHT."
AND HE, VERY ANGRY, LIKE...
LIKE HE GETS WITH ME...
AND HE DOES GET ANGRY.
HE DOES HAVE A MEAN SIDE.
I'M SORRY.
HE'S NOT MAYBE A GRUMPY OLD MAN,
BUT HE DOES HAVE A MEAN SIDE.
- HE DOESN'T HAVE A MEAN...
- HE HAS A TEMPER.
- OKAY, WHAT DID HE SAY?
- THAT'S WHEN I SNAPPED.
BECAUSE HE GETS MEAN WITH ME
AND HE GETS DISMISSIVE,
LIKE LISA.
AND I'M SORRY THAT I CALLED HIM
A GRUMPY OLD MAN.
- SO NASTY.
- BUT HE DOES HAVE THAT MEAN,
SNAPPY SIDE TO HIM.
- OH, YOU'RE SO... YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M NOT GONNA SIT HERE
AND LISTEN TO YOU
TRASH MY HUSBAND.
MY HUSBAND HAS BEEN
SO SUPPORTIVE OF YOU,
AND SO HAVE I,
AND THIS PISSES ME OFF.
- I SAID I REALLY LIKE HIM,
BUT HE DOES HAVE THAT...
- WELL, THEN STOP TALKING
[bleep] BEHIND HIS BACK
WHEN HE'S NOT HERE.
- WHERE DO THE TWO OF YOU
GO FROM HERE?
BECAUSE...
- WELL, IF SHE TALKS LIKE THAT
ABOUT MY HUSBAND,
ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE.
- WHAT DID I SAY
ABOUT YOUR HUSBAND?
I FELT LIKE HE WAS AGGRESSIVE...
- WELL,
EVEN WHAT YOU SAID THERE...
"THEY LOVE EACH OTHER,
AND THAT'S IT"...
THAT'S VERY... I WOULD NEVER
SAY ANYTHING SO MEAN ABOUT YOU.
- THEN I TAKE THAT BACK.
I APOLOGIZE FOR THAT.
- AND WHAT YOU SAID TO HIM
ON... AT THE TABLE.
- HE SAID,
"SHE'S PROBABLY DRINKING."
HE'S DISCREDITED
MY CHARACTER, MY...
HE SAID,
"OH, SHE'S PROBABLY DRINKING."
I WORK VERY HARD AT MY SOBRIETY.
- WHEN HAS HE SAID,
"SHE'S PROBABLY DRINKING"?
- AND I AM OVER TWO YEARS SOBER.
- KIM'S LIKE A MANIAC.
WHAT, SHE BEEN...
- IT'S CONSTANT ATTACK.
- WHAT, SHE BEEN DRINKING AGAIN?
- HE WAS PISSED OFF.
OH, YEAH... - I DON'T CARE.
I WAS PISSED OFF TOO,
AND I SAID
HE'S A GRUMPY OLD MAN.
YOU DON'T ATTACK MY SOBRIETY.
- I WANT TO TALK ABOUT
THE TWO OF YOU.
KIM, DO YOU CARE ABOUT LISA?
- YES, I DO CARE ABOUT LISA.
I WOULDN'T HAVE CRIED.
I WOULDN'T GIVE A [bleep]
WHETHER SHE CAME TO KIMBERLY'S
GRADUATION IF I DIDN'T.
YOU WERE THE ONLY PERSON
THAT I EVER ACTUALLY SAID,
"LISA, I REALLY
WOULD LIKE YOU THERE."
- WHY, IF I'VE NEVER CALLED YOU
IN FOUR YEARS?
- BECAUSE... I'LL TELL YOU WHY.
- THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
- I'LL TELL YOU WHY.
BECAUSE THERE'S SOMETHING
ABOUT YOU
THAT I HAVE TRIED
AND STRUGGLED WITH FOR YEARS
TO FIGURE OUT
WHY I LIKE YOU SOMETIMES
AND WHY I DON'T.
AND ARE YOU REALLY A FRIEND
OR AREN'T YOU?
I THOUGHT, "YOU KNOW WHAT?
"I REALLY FEEL LIKE
I'M NOT INVITING A LOT OF PEOPLE
"TO KIMBERLY'S GRADUATION,
"ONLY PEOPLE
THAT I REALLY CARE ABOUT
AND PEOPLE
THAT I WANT IN MY LIFE."
- BUT I... KIM...
- LET ME FINISH.
AND I TOLD MY SISTER LIKE,
"I DON'T REALLY KNOW
"IF I WANT HER THERE.
SHE'S THE ONLY PERSON
I'M STRUGGLING WITH RIGHT NOW."
AND KIMBERLY GOES, "WELL,
I ACTUALLY REALLY LIKE KEN,
"AND HE... YOU KNOW,
HE EVEN JOKED LIKE,
'WE'RE COMING
TO YOUR GRADUATION.'"
AND I WAS LIKE, "HE DID?"
AND SHE WAS LIKE, "YEAH."
AND THEN I SAW YOU THAT DAY,
AND I WALKED OVER TO YOU,
AND I SAID, "LISA, I REALLY
WOULD LIKE YOU TO COME.
IT WOULD MEAN A WHOLE LOT TO ME
IF YOU WOULD COME."
AND YOU SAID,
"OH, THANK YOU, DARLING.
"I WOULD... YOU KNOW,
I MIGHT BE OUT OF TOWN,
BUT IF I'M BACK,
WE WOULD LOVE TO BE THERE."
YOU GAVE ME A HUG.
- I HAD COMMITTED TO...
- I GET THAT.
THAT'S NOT THE POINT.
- SO... AND THEN I CAME BACK,
AND I CAME BACK EARLY.
IT WAS A THREE-DAY EVENT...
FRIDAY, SATURDAY, AND SUNDAY.
I COULDN'T GO.
I WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE
OF THE COUNTRY.
I CAME BACK EARLY, I GO TO SUR,
AND SUDDENLY YOU'RE, LIKE,
ALL OVER ME.
- LISA, I WASN'T ALL OVER YOU.
I WAS JUST GONNA TELL YOU
HOW PRETTY IT WAS,
JUST TELL YOU ABOUT IT,
AND THE FIRST THING YOU SAID IS,
"I WAS AWAY ALL WEEKEND."
AND I WAS LIKE,
"NO, YOU WEREN'T."
I WASN'T EVEN UPSET ABOUT IT.
- IF I TOLD YOU
I WASN'T COMING...
- BUT YOU DIDN'T SAY THAT.
THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU TOLD ME.
BUT THE POINT IS, YOU PROMISED...
"NO, I'M AWAY ALL WEEKEND.
NO, DARLING, I PROMISE"...
- YEAH, BUT IT WAS A FRIDAY,
SATURDAY, AND SUNDAY EVENT.
I WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE
OF THE COUNTRY.
I CAME BACK EARLY.
I GO INTO MY BUSINESS.
- IF YOU HAD SAID,
"YOU KNOW WHAT, HONEY?
"I CAME BACK. I WAS EXHAUSTED.
I HAD TO GO TO SUR."
SHE WOULD'VE BEEN FINE.
- BUT I DIDN'T REMEMBER.
- YOU DID REMEMBER,
'CAUSE I WALKED IN YOUR HOUSE
AND YOU SAID,
"I JUST GOT BUSTED BY KIM."
YOU REMEMBERED. JUST BE HONEST.
YOU REMEMBERED. - NO, NO.
THAT WAS AFTER
SHE SAID SOMETHING TO ME.
SHE SAID, "YOU WERE AT SUR,"
AND I SAID, "NO, I WASN'T,"
BECAUSE I DON'T REMEMBER.
I'M AT SUR EVERY OTHER NIGHT.
- LET ME JUST SAY THIS
REALLY QUICKLY.
THE REASON THAT YOU SAID
YOU COULDN'T COME
IS 'CAUSE YOU SAID YOU WERE
GONNA BE GONE THE WHOLE TIME.
- AND I CAME BACK EARLY, YEAH.
- RIGHT.
SO I THINK THAT WAS THE PART
THAT'S UPSETTING HER.
- BUT I'D ALREADY SAID
I WASN'T GOING.
- YOU WEREN'T REALLY GONE AWAY
THE WHOLE TIME
AND YOU COULD'VE BEEN THERE.
BUT THAT'S THE THING.
YOU COULD'VE JUST SAID,
"I HAD TO BE AT SUR."
THAT'S UNDERSTANDABLE.
- BUT I ALREADY SAID
I WASN'T GOING.
WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY?
- I THINK
WE'RE MISSING THE POINT HERE.
WE CAN GO OVER THIS
IN CIRCLES AND CIRCLES.
WHEN YOU TAKE ALL THIS AWAY,
ALL SHE'S TRYING TO SAY IS
THAT MAYBE
YOU WEREN'T SENSITIVE ENOUGH
TO A VERY IMPORTANT NIGHT
AND SIGNIFICANT NIGHT
IN HER LIFE WITH HER DAUGHTER.
- HOW COULD I HAVE GONE?
- WELL, YOU WENT TO SUR,
SO YOU COULD'VE TEXTED HER,
SAYING,
"YOU KNOW WHAT? I ARRIVED EARLY.
I WISH I COULD MAKE IT,
BUT I GOT TO GO TO WORK."
- I REALLY WANT TO SAY
THAT I WISH
I HAD GONE TO THE GRADUATION,
'CAUSE I DIDN'T REALIZE
IT WAS SUCH A BIG DEAL,
AND IF IT WAS NEXT WEEKEND,
I WOULD BE THERE, KNOWING IT
WAS SO IMPORTANT TO YOU.
- WELL, I HOPE THE TWO OF YOU
CAN... START FRESH.
COMING UP...
- I'M NOT IN THE BATHROOM
DOING COCAINE.
I'M NOT IN THE CAR SMOKING POT.
I LIKE MY WINE.
THAT IS WHAT IT IS.
- WELL, BOTH YOU,
YOLANDA, AND KIM
HAVE HAD EXPERIENCES
WITH INTRUDERS
AND PEOPLE BREAKING IN.
- TERRIBLE.
- WELL, IN MINE,
THEY DIDN'T REALLY BREAK IN.
THEY WERE COMING TO US.
- IN FRONT OF YOUR HOUSE
IN BEVERLY HILLS?
- THEY WERE IN BEVERLY HILLS...
ACTUALLY, LISA'S STREET,
WHEN I USED TO LIVE
IN THAT STREET.
- WHAT, WHEN I WAS IN CALABASAS?
- YEAH, WHEN YOU
WERE IN CALABASAS.
- WE HAD SOMEBODY IN FRANCE
BREAK IN.
I REMEMBER BEING REALLY SCARED.
AND KEN HAD A FAKE GUN,
YOU KNOW, WHERE IT FIRES
PING-PONG BALLS OR WHATEVER.
IT MAKES A NOISE,
OR BLANKS OR SOMETHING.
SO HE RAN OUT, AND THEY
ABSOLUTELY DISAPPEARED.
I THINK THEY WERE SO SCARED
OF KEN RUNNING OUT
IN HIS UNDERPANTS.
[laughter]
- WELCOME BACK
TO THE REAL HOUSEWIVES
OF BEVERLY HILLS REUNION.
WITH A NEW HOUSE, A HOT MAN,
AND A NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER,
THE YEAR STARTED ON A HIGH
FOR BRANDI.
BUT AS SHE FACED PROBLEMS
WITH HER FRIENDS,
HER FAMILY, AND EVEN HER DOG,
SHE LEARNED THAT BEING ON TOP
ISN'T ALWAYS THE BEST POSITION.
- TA-DA.
WELCOME HOME.
- BASICALLY, I'M A WHITE VERSION
OF THE JEFFERSONS,
AND I'M MOVING ON UP.
THE PROBLEM IS,
THERE'S ALL THESE WINDOWS,
AND I TEND TO WALK AROUND
WITHOUT MY CLOTHES ON,
AS YOU KNOW.
WE ARGUE A LOT,
AND THEN WE HAVE
REALLY GOOD MAKE-UP SEX.
AND THAT'S J.R.
I HAVE A SECOND BOOK DEAL.
VERY EXCITING.
THE MOST EXCITING THING TO ME
ABOUT THE SECOND BOOK
IS THAT IT'S NOT ABOUT
MY EX-HUSBAND.
IT'S ABOUT ME, ME, ME, ME, ME.
- SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT?
- I'M GONNA GO OUT WITH J.R.
AND HAVE THE TALK.
YOU WENT ON A "COUPLES TRIP"
AS A SINGLE GUY
WHEN WE WERE DATING,
WHICH IS A BIG DEAL FOR ME.
- CLEARLY.
- YEAH.
IT'S A DEAL BREAKER.
I DON'T TRUST ANYONE,
AND I'D RATHER BREAK UP
WITH THEM
THAN HAVE THEM BREAK UP WITH ME.
SO I'M ALL [bleep] UP, YEAH.
WELCOME TO DIVORCE, BITCH.
- OH, MY GOD.
YOUR HOUSE WAS BROKEN INTO.
- ARE THE DOGS OKAY?
- WE CAN'T FIND CHICA.
- WHAT THE [bleep]
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
[crying]
THIS IS NOT OKAY.
[sobbing]
MAYBE I'M NOT IN A GOOD PLACE
RIGHT NOW BECAUSE OF MY DOG.
- THE BRANDI I NORMALLY SEE
IS KIND OF UPBEAT AND BUBBLY,
AND SHE'S QUITE TOUGH,
BUT THIS, TO ME, LOOKS LIKE
A WHOLE DIFFERENT SITUATION.
SHE LOOKS LIKE
A LITTLE BROKEN BIRD.
- MY FAMILY'S, LIKE,
FALLING [bleep] APART.
[sniffles]
- WE HAVE A LOT OF ISSUES
WE GOT TO...
- BUT EVERY...
EVERY FAMILY DOES, YOU KNOW?
- MY FATHER'S, LIKE,
ONE OF THE ONLY MEN IN MY LIFE,
AND WHEN I HAVE PROBLEMS
WITH MY ROCK,
I KIND OF FALL APART.
- WE GOT TO GET THIS SORTED OUT.
THIS IS...
WE WILL GO FORWARD, OKAY?
- YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU, DAD.
- I KNOW YOU DO.
THANK YOU, SWEETHEART.
- I LOVE YOU.
- I KNOW. I LOVE YOU TOO.
- [sighs]
THAT WAS...
IT WAS IMPORTANT. IT WAS GOOD.
- BRANDI, WAS THERE A MOMENT
WHEN THINGS STARTED
GOING DOWNHILL FOR YOU,
OR WAS IT JUST A SERIES
OF EVENTS?
- UM...
[sighs]
IT WAS A LOT OF LITTLE THINGS
THAT KIND OF...
THEY JUST KIND OF COMPILED,
AND I STARTED TO GET DEPRESSED.
AND I'VE BATTLED
DEPRESSION BEFORE.
I'VE BEEN ON LEXAPRO.
I'M VERY OUTSPOKEN ABOUT IT.
MY LANDLORD WAS SUING ME.
I HAD TO MOVE.
MY DAD...
HE HAD HEART SURGERY ONCE,
AND HIS HEART
STARTED TO ACT UP AGAIN,
AND HE STOPPED TALKING TO ME.
I KEPT ON TRYING TO REACH OUT,
AND USUALLY I CAN, LIKE,
PULL HIM BACK IN,
AND HE JUST WASN'T HAVING IT.
AND MY MOM KIND OF DECIDED,
"YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN WITH HIM.
"I'VE TRIED. I'VE DONE MY BEST.
I'M SORRY. I'M OUT."
AND MY MOM'S NEVER SAID,
"I'M OUT,"
BECAUSE SHE COULDN'T DEAL
WITH HIS ANGER,
HIS HEALTH ISSUES, AND ME.
AND SO I JUST...
I STARTED TO FALL APART.
IT'S HARD 'CAUSE I DON'T HAVE
FAMILY IN LOS ANGELES,
SO, LIKE, LISA AND KEN
WERE KIND OF LIKE MY FAMILY.
- LISA, YOU'VE SAID THAT BRANDI
IS USUALLY TOUGH AND UPBEAT.
WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENED
THIS YEAR?
- I JUST SAW IT ALL KIND OF
BECAME A BIT TOO MUCH, REALLY.
IT WAS, LIKE, ACCUMULATIVE.
I FELT I WANTED TO TRY
AND HELP HER AND TAKE CONTROL,
BUT SHE PUSHED ME AWAY,
SO THEN I'M THINKING...
I DON'T KNOW.
IT... VERY CONFUSING.
I DON'T KNOW.
- I MEAN, I THOUGHT...
I THINK THAT WE SAW HER
GO INTO A REAL DEEP,
DARK DEPRESSION
RIGHT IN FRONT OF OUR EYES,
AND, YOU KNOW,
IT'S AS BLACK-AND-WHITE AS THAT.
I MEAN, IT COULD HAPPEN
TO ANYBODY.
ANYBODY WHO'S EVER BATTLED
DEPRESSION IN THEIR LIFE,
THEY KNOW THAT IT
CAN JUST... IT JUST...
YOU'RE THERE
AND THEN YOU CAN'T GET OUT.
- WHAT'S HAPPENING
WITH YOUR MEDICATION RIGHT NOW?
ARE YOU ON LEXAPRO?
- YEAH.
- 10 MILLIGRAMS.
THANKS.
- [chuckles]
- [laughs]
DELICIOUS.
- WELL, YOU SEEM KIND
OF UPBEAT TODAY.
- I'M GREAT. I'M GREAT NOW.
AND MY DAD AND I ARE GOOD,
AND...
- ARE YOU SEEING ANYONE?
WHAT ABOUT DREW,
THE GUY FROM THE FINALE?
- DREW AND I...
I SAW HIM THE OTHER NIGHT.
I LOVE DREW.
I JUST... HE'S A BABY.
HE WANTS TO GET MARRIED
AND HAVE KIDS.
THERE'S NOTHING OTHER THAN
JUST MAKING OUT AND HAVING FUN.
- JUST MAKE OUT,
OVER-THE-CLOTHES FEEL UP?
- YEAH, KIND OF...
WELL, NO... WELL, NO.
I MEAN, WELL, LET'S NOT GO...
I MEAN, IT'S NOT TEENAGE.
IT'S LIKE GROWN-UP MAKEOUT.
BUT... - IT'S X-RATED MAKEOUT.
[laughter]
- WELL, BECAUSE A MAKEOUT
TO YOU IS NOT LIKE...
- NO, IT DOESN'T...
A MAKEOUT IS, LIKE...
- HOW DO YOU STOP? YEAH.
HOW DO YOU JUST GO,
"THAT'S IT, I'M DONE."
- WHY DO YOU THINK
HE STILL WANTS ME?
- OH, OKAY, THERE YOU GO.
KEEP HIM HANGING ON.
- I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.
IT'S AWESOME.
- OKAY.
HOLLY FROM PATERSON,
NEW JERSEY, SAID,
"YOLANDA,
YOU'VE SAID IN THE PAST,
"'THERE'S NOTHING UGLIER
THAN A DRUNK WOMAN, '
"SO WHY DO YOU DEFEND BRANDI
WHEN SHE GETS SLOPPY DRUNK
AND RUNS HER RUDE MOUTH?"
- NO, I DON'T...
I NEVER DEFEND HER.
I ALWAYS CALL HER OUT ON IT,
AND I'M VERY UNCOMFORTABLE
WITH IT,
AND I'VE ALWAYS BEEN.
I MEAN, EVEN WHEN I SIT
NEXT TO HER,
I ALWAYS NUDGE HER.
"STOP DRINKING. DRINK WATER."
- THE TRUTH IS,
WE'RE NOT ALWAYS DRINKING.
- EXACTLY.
- WE ARE AT DINNER.
WE'RE SOCIAL...
WE'RE AT SOCIAL EVENTS,
WE'RE ON VACATIONS,
AND THAT'S WHAT YOU SHOW
ON THE SHOW.
- KYLE.
- I THINK THAT BRANDI,
AT TIMES, TAKES IT TOO FAR.
SHE SAYS THAT HERSELF.
- DO I LEAN ON IT
WHEN I'M DEPRESSED
OR WHEN WE'RE HAVING
A GOOD TIME?
YES. I DON'T...
I'M NOT IN THE BATHROOM
DOING COCAINE.
I'M NOT IN THE CAR SMOKING POT.
I LIKE MY WINE.
THAT IS WHAT IT IS.
- JOYCE, YOU SAID ON THE SHOW
THAT BRANDI NEEDS REHAB.
- I HONESTLY THINK
SHE HAS A PROBLEM.
I THINK WHEN IT COMES
TO THE POINT...
I MEAN, AS A PUBLIC FIGURE,
YES, YOU CAN GET DRUNK
WITH YOUR FRIENDS.
WHEN YOU GET TO THE POINT
WHERE YOU'RE SHOWING
YOUR PRIVATE PARTS,
THEN, I MEAN,
YOU GOT TO CONSIDER YOURSELF
AND STUDY AND SAY,
"MAYBE I DO HAVE A PROBLEM.
MAYBE I DO NEED TO TONE BACK."
- HAVE YOU EVER BEEN FOLLOWED
AROUND BY PAPARAZZI NONSTOP?
HAS THAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
- ACTUALLY, YES.
- REALLY?
- IT JUST HAPPENED.
AND IT'S QUITE SCARY,
BUT I KNOW HOW TO BEHAVE.
- RIGHT NOW, JUST NOW?
THIS HAS BEEN FIVE YEARS.
FIVE YEARS.
- I WAS FOLLOWED AROUND
IN PUERTO RICO ALL THE TIME.
- BITCH, YOU CALLED THEM, HONEY.
DIFFERENT SITUATION.
- NO, I DON'T.
THAT IS YOU AND YOUR SOURCES.
THAT IS YOU AND YOUR SOURCES.
- YEAH, I CALLED THEM WHEN
I WAS DRUNK AND FALLING OVER.
- YOU ARE THE ONE
CALLING PEOPLE.
- GOOD IDEA.
- YEAH, YOU DID.
BUT YOU FORGOT TO TELL THEM.
YOU FORGOT
THEY WERE GONNA BE THERE.
BY THE WAY, THEY TOLD ME THAT.
- YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
- OH, MY GOD.
- YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
THAT I READ YOUR CARD.
SOMEBODY TOLD ME...
YES, SOMEBODY TOLD ME
THAT BRANDI CALLS THE PAPARAZZIS
TO HAVE THEM WAITING FOR HER,
AND THAT THAT DAY, SHE FORGOT
BECAUSE SHE GOT TOO WASTED.
- I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE
CALLED PAPARAZZI...
- HA!
- AND WOULD NOT DO IT...
- OH, MY GOD.
- IF I WAS WASTED DRUNK...
OR OUT AT DOWNTOWN.
- OH, MY GOD.
- DO YOU TALK TO THE PAPARAZZI?
- NO, MY PUBLICIST TOLD ME THAT.
MY PUBLICIST TOLD ME THAT...
- YOU HAVE A PUBLICIST?
- I DO.
I DO, AS A LOT OF THE GIRLS DO.
SHE HAS ONE. - I DON'T.
- YOU HAVE ONE, RIGHT?
- YES, I'VE BEEN DOING THIS
LONGER THAN YOU.
- YOU HAVE A BOOK, RIGHT?
- EXACTLY.
- WELL, I HAVE A SHOW, HONEY.
- A SHOW?
- SIBERIA.
- OH, OH.
- YEAH.
- ALL I'M SAYING IS...
NOT TO HER...
BUT THEY SIT OUTSIDE MY HOUSE,
AND NOT BECAUSE OF ME.
IT'S BECAUSE OF THE DYNAMIC
WITH MY EX-HUSBAND AND HIS WIFE.
AND I'M NOT TALKING... IT HAS
NOTHING TO DO WITH THE SHOW.
I DON'T THINK I'M IMPORTANT.
IT IS EXHAUSTING SOMETIMES,
BECAUSE I LOOK LIKE [bleep]
OR I HAVE A BAD NIGHT
OR, YOU KNOW,
I DON'T HAVE MAKEUP ON
OR I JUST HAD MY FACE LASERED.
I WOULD NEVER CALL THEM
FOR THAT.
IT'S JUST NOT IN MY MAKEUP.
- COMING UP...
- TREATING PEOPLE BAD
IS NOT AN EXCUSE FOR IT.
- IT'S NOT, BUT YOU SHOULD TRY
TO HAVE A LITTLE COMPASSION
FOR IT AS WELL.
- I DO HAVE EMPATHY IF SHE...
BUT ON THE OTHER HAND,
THAT'S NOT AN EXCUSE.
- NO, WELL,
YOU HAVEN'T SHOWN IT.
- SIDNEY FROM GRAND RAPIDS,
MICHIGAN, SAID,
"BRANDI, NEWS FLASH,
WE'VE ALL BEEN HURT IN LOVE,
"BUT THAT DOESN'T GIVE YOU
A PERMANENT WOE-IS-ME CARD."
JOYCE, DO YOU THINK BRANDI
IS TOO QUICK TO PLAY THE VICTIM?
- 100%.
I THINK THERE'S A LOT
OF SINGLE MOTHERS OUT THERE
THAT HAVE A REALLY TOUGH TIME
PUTTING EVEN FOOD
ON THEIR CHILDREN'S TABLES,
AND HERE IS A GORGEOUS,
SUCCESSFUL WOMAN
PLAYING THE "POOR ME" CARD
INSTEAD OF SAYING,
"GOD, THANK YOU
FOR ALL THE BLESSINGS I HAVE."
AND I KNOW
AND UNDERSTAND DEPRESSION,
BUT IT COMES TO A POINT WHERE,
IF YOU'RE DEPRESSED,
YOU DON'T NEED TO TRY
TO PULL EVERYBODY WITH YOU.
- SHE MIGHT BE THANKING GOD
EVERY MORNING.
WHAT DO YOU KNOW? - WELL...
- WHAT DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT DEPRESSION?
- WELL, I KNOW
ABOUT YOU PLAYING THE VICTIM.
AND I DO KNOW ABOUT DEPRESSION
BECAUSE MY MOTHER
WAS VERY DEPRESSED
AND I WENT THROUGH IT WITH HER.
MY MOTHER WAS HIGHLY DEPRESSED,
AND GUESS WHAT.
MY MOTHER WAS NOT ONLY
SUPER DEPRESSED,
MY MOTHER HAD THREE JOBS
TO TRY TO PUT FOOD
ON HER CHILDREN'S TABLES.
I GREW UP WITH THAT.
- I HAVE FIVE.
- SO FOR SOMEBODY TO BE,
"OH, I'M DEPRESSED,
"AND THAT'S WHY
I TREAT PEOPLE POORLY.
I'M HAVING A BAD YEAR."
- SHE NEVER SAYS THAT.
WE'RE SAYING THAT ABOUT HER.
- "I'M HAVING A BAD YEAR,
AND THAT IS WHY
I DO ALL THESE THINGS."
THAT'S NO EXCUSE.
- LISTEN, I [bleep] UP,
AND I SAY I'M SORRY
WHEN I [bleep] UP.
- BUT TREATING PEOPLE BAD
IS NOT AN EXCUSE FOR IT.
- IT'S NOT, BUT YOU SHOULD TRY
TO HAVE A LITTLE COMPASSION
FOR IT AS WELL.
- I DO HAVE EMPATHY
IF SHE'S DEPRESSED...
I DO HAVE EMPATHY...
BUT ON THE OTHER HAND,
THAT'S NOT AN EXCUSE.
- YOU HAVEN'T SHOWN IT.
- I HAVE SHOWN IT.
- WE MADE UP.
AND ALL WAS FINE.
EVERYTHING WAS FINE.
- NOTHING WAS FINE.
IN MY EYES, EVERYTHING WAS FINE.
IN YOUR EYES,
YOU TURNED AROUND AND SAID,
"EW, DON'T TOUCH ME."
- ONE TIME, THAT VERY DAY.
I'M SORRY FOR WHAT
I SAID TO YOU IN PALM SPRINGS.
- I'M SORRY IF I HURT YOU
CALLING YOU THE THINGS
THAT I CALLED YOU.
- RESOLUTION.
- NO BEING CYNICAL,
BUT I CAN GIVE YOU A HUG
AND I CAN MOVE ON.
- DON'T TOUCH ME! EW!
LIKE, DON'T COME NEAR ME.
- YOU ARE A HYPOCRITE.
YOU EVEN SAID,
"LET ME JUST BE NICE TO HER
BECAUSE YOU CAN'T PLAY CRAZY."
WHEN I'M BEING GENUINELY NICE
AND GENUINELY ACCEPTING
YOUR APOLOGY,
AND THEN YOU ARE
JUST TURNING AROUND,
"WELL, YOU CAN'T PLAY CRAZY.
LET ME JUST PLAY NICE WITH HER
JUST TO PLAY NICE."
THAT IS A HYPOCRITE.
I WOULD RATHER YOU TELL ME
TO MY FACE,
"GUESS WHAT.
WE DON'T LIKE EACH OTHER.
LET'S LEAVE IT AT THAT."
I WOULD RATHER THAT, BRANDI.
- I'VE ALREADY SAID THAT TO YOU.
- NO, YOU SAID IT AFTER. AFTER.
YOU SAID IT NOW.
YOU PLAYED NICE IN PUERTO RICO.
- I TOLD AT LISA'S HOUSE,
WE WILL NEVER BE FRIENDS.
I DON'T LIKE YOU.
YOU DON'T LIKE ME.
LET'S MOVE FORWARD. - YOU...
RIGHT AFTER WE HUGGED IT OUT...
- I DIDN'T ASK FOR A HUG.
I DIDN'T WANT TO HUG SOMEBODY...
- THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU
NOT HUG ME?
- THE POINT IS, BRANDI,
YOU MADE UP,
AND THEN YOU KIND OF...
YOU KIND OF WERE LIKE,
"EW, GROSS," YOU KNOW?
- THAT IS A HYPOCRITE.
- WHEN YOU MAKE UP WITH SOMEONE
THAT IS TALKING
THAT KIND OF CRAZINESS,
YOU DON'T WANT TO HUG.
YOU WANT TO SAY,
"YOU KNOW WHAT?"
- YOU BROUGHT IT UP.
- I DON'T... I DIDN'T...
- BUT YOU HAD MADE UP.
- WE MADE UP.
- I DON'T WANT TO HUG SOMEBODY
THAT CALLED ME THESE LABELS.
- NEXT WEEK,
THE REUNION CONTINUES.
"JOYCE TOLD EVERYONE HER HUSBAND
HAS A BIG PEE-PEE."
- THAT'S PROBABLY NOT THE WORST
REPUTATION ON THE PLANET.
- CAN I NOW SPEAK, PLEASE?
- YOU LOVE TO SPEAK
AND BE THE REFEREE.
- OH, MY GOD, DID YOU HEAR
WHAT SHE JUST SAID?
- I'VE BEEN A VERY GOOD FRIEND
TO YOU.
- YES, AND YOU'VE BEEN A VERY
[bleep] FRIEND AT THE SAME TIME.
IF THERE WAS A FIRE BURNING
AND WE WERE BOTH IN IT...
THERE'S SCHEANA AND THERE'S ME...
AND YOU COULD SAVE ONE PERSON,
WHO ARE YOU GONNA SAVE?
- SHE'S SITTING THERE CRYING
BECAUSE SHE SAYS SHE LOVES YOU.
- I'M SURPRISED TO HEAR THAT.
- BRANDI, DO YOU THINK
THERE'S HOPE FOR YOU AND LISA?
- NOW IT'S
A WHOLE [bleep] SEASON
OF LIES ABOUT MY HUSBAND,
WHO DOESN'T DESERVE IT.
- NO.
- AND THAT'S WRONG.
SO AT LEAST ADMIT ONE THING
YOU'VE DONE WRONG.
- KYLE, I...
- CAN YOU NOT SAY ONE THING?
- I WAS DEFINITELY UPSET
ABOUT THAT.
- OH, COME ON, MAURICIO.
THAT WAS A JOKE.
- A JOKE IN FRONT
OF A FIVE-YEAR-OLD?
- I DON'T THINK I COULD EVER
LET YOU BACK INTO MY LIFE.
- IT'S NOT NICE TO BE DROPPED.
WHEN I'M IN A BAD SPACE,
YOU PULLED AWAY.