The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (2010–…): Season 4, Episode 20 - Everybody Hates Lisa - full transcript
- TONIGHT...
- WITCHY [bleep] POO, BE QUIET.
- YOU ARE JUST TRASH.
- THE THREE-PART
BEVERLY HILLS REUNION BEGINS...
- YOU CAN MANIPULATE ANYONE.
- OH.
I LOVE THAT. THANK YOU.
- ANYONE.
- I'VE BEEN
A VERY GOOD FRIEND TO YOU.
- YES, AND YOU'VE BEEN
A VERY [bleep] FRIEND
AT THE SAME TIME.
- THAT IS ONE THING IN SOBRIETY,
IF I NEED HIM,
I'M GONNA CALL ON HIM,
WHEREVER THE HELL I AM.
- I CAN OUTTALK YOU
ALL DAY LONG.
I JUST DON'T WANT TO LOSE
MY [bleep] VOICE.
- I CAN TALK, TOO.
- ALL RIGHT.
- I CAN TALK, TOO.
- DO YOU EVER LET ANYBODY...
I WOULD HATE
TO BE MARRIED TO YOU.
- THAT'S WRONG,
SO AT LEAST ADMIT
ONE THING YOU'VE DONE WRONG.
CAN YOU NOT SAY ONE THING?
- WHY DO YOU WANT TO BE
MY FRIEND?
- I AM AN ACTRESS...
- YOU'RE ACTING NOW.
ICE SKATES ARE THERE.
YOU COULD GO.
- [laughs]
- SOCHI'S CALLING.
- I DON'T TALK ABOUT
YOUR HUSBAND'S PEE-PEE.
- IT'S BEAUTIFUL, IT'S BIG.
YES, I'M PROUD OF IT.
JUST LIKE YOU'RE PROUD
OF YOUR DONKEY.
[laughter]
- YOU'RE A LIAR
AND YOU'RE A HYPOCRITE.
- YEAH.
- AND YOU'RE A PHONY.
- AND YOU'RE A BIGOT.
- AND A FRAUD.
- YOU WERE GOING AROUND
SAYING YOU'RE
A REALLY GOOD FRIEND OF MINE,
BUT HERE I AM, LOCKED
IN THE HOUSE FOR 18 MONTHS,
AND YOU CAME TO SEE ME ONCE.
- YOU'RE FULL
OF [bleep] RIGHT NOW.
YOU'RE A BIG LIAR.
- IT'S BEEN HARD.
FELT SO HURT, YEAH.
- THAT'S WHY I DON'T LIKE YOU.
YOU'RE RUDE. I'M NOT DONE.
I DON'T.
YOU'RE SO OBSESSED
ABOUT MY RELIGION.
- I DON'T GIVE
A FLYING [ bleep] ABOUT YOU.
- [crying] I STILL MISS HER
EVERY DAY.
I MISS HER.
- IF THERE WAS A FIRE BURNING
AND WE WERE BOTH IN IT...
THERE'S SCHEANA AND THERE'S ME,
AND YOU COULD SAVE ONE PERSON,
WHO ARE YOU GONNA SAVE?
- HEY, EVERYBODY.
WELCOME TO THE REAL HOUSEWIVES
OF BEVERLY HILLS REUNION.
I'M ANDY COHEN, JOINED BY
THE DAZZLING
AND DIVINE LADIES
OF BEVERLY HILLS.
HI, LISA. - HEY, ANDY.
- IN PINK.
- AS ALWAYS.
- HI, CARLTON.
- HELLO.
- A RARE COLOR FOR YOU.
- I KNOW.
I WAS KICKING AND SCREAMING
ABOUT THIS ONE.
- AH.
- [laughs]
- HELLO, YOLANDA.
- HI.
- NICE TO SEE YOU.
- NICE TO SEE YOU.
- I LIKE YOUR SHORT HAIR.
- THANK YOU.
- SPEAKING OF HAIR, HI, JOYCE.
- HELLO, THERE.
- GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- NICE TO SEE YOU, TOO.
- KYLE RICHARDS.
- HELLO, ANDY.
- HI, BRANDI.
- HI, ANDY.
- YOU LOOK VERY...'40s?
- UH, WHY DO YOU HAVE
TO TALK ABOUT MY AGE?
- 1940s.
- [laughs]
[laughter]
- HI, KIM.
- HI, ANDY.
- GREAT TO SEE YOU.
- GOOD TO SEE YOU, TOO.
- LOVIN' TURTLES TODAY?
- I LOVE TURTLES EVERY DAY.
- GOOD.
[laughter]
IT'S BEEN
A REALLY DRAMATIC SEASON.
WE'VE GOT A LOT TO TALK ABOUT.
BEFORE WE GET INTO
SOME FUN STUFF,
YOU ALL JUST SAW
THE LAST COUPLE EPISODES.
WHAT DID YOU THINK?
- UM, VERY DRAMATIC.
KIND OF SAD.
AND THERE WERE FUN TIMES, TOO.
IN PUERTO RICO, YOU KNOW,
WE DID HAVE SOME FUN TIMES,
BUT IT WAS SAD,
YOU KNOW,
TO SEE ANYBODY HURT OR UPSET.
ALL OF THAT. - TOUGH TO WATCH?
- YEAH, I THINK SO.
I MEAN, AT THE TIME, OH, MY GOD.
AFTER IT ALL HAPPENED,
FOR A MONTH,
I THINK I CRIED EVERY TIME
I THOUGHT ABOUT IT.
BUT NOW, YOU KNOW,
I'M KIND OF OVER IT.
BUT THEN TO WATCH IT AGAIN,
IT'S LIKE...[groans]
- WAS IT ROUGH BECAUSE YOU
FELT ESTRANGED FROM THE WOMEN?
- YEAH, I JUST FELT THAT
I DIDN'T SEE IT COMING,
BUT, YOU KNOW,
WHEN IT'S HAPPENED BEFORE,
I NEVER SEE IT COMING.
SO I JUST FELT KIND
OF MYSTIFIED AND HURT AND...
I DON'T KNOW.
IT WAS JUST VERY DIFFICULT.
- BRANDI, WHAT ABOUT FOR YOU?
- I JUST THINK IT WAS
A LOT TO TAKE IN.
AND I HAVE A LOT OF ANXIETY
ABOUT IT ALL.
I'M NOT NECESSARILY PROUD
OF ALL OF MY ACTIONS.
BUT ALSO, IT DOES BRING BACK
THE ANGER AGAIN.
- I HAVE TO THINK THAT
NEITHER OF YOU WERE
LOOKING FORWARD TO TODAY,
OR MAYBE YOU WERE
BECAUSE IT'S AN OPPORTUNITY
TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT
BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU.
- I DON'T THINK ANY OF US
REALLY LOOK FORWARD TO TODAY.
[all laughing]
I'D RATHER GO ON A BUILDING SITE
OR DOING SOMETHING ELSE THAN...
- RIGHT.
- I MEAN, IT IS WHAT IT IS.
- I DEFINITELY DIDN'T SLEEP
LAST NIGHT.
I THINK THERE...
MOST OF MY ANXIETY
IS BECAUSE... OF LISA
AND OUR FRIENDSHIP
AND THE DETERIORATION OF IT.
AND ALL OF THE THINGS
THAT WE FOUND OUT.
AND WE HAVEN'T HAD
A PROPER CONVERSATION ABOUT IT,
AND THAT'S THE TRUTH.
WE HAVEN'T SPOKEN.
I SENT HER AN EMAIL ONCE.
- BUT TODAY ON RADAR ONLINE
YOU SAID
THAT I USED TO LIVE DEEP
IN THE VALLEY ON YOUR PODCAST.
- I DIDN'T SAY THAT TODAY.
I SAID THAT WEEKS AGO.
- I USED TO LIVE DEEP
IN THE VALLEY
AND I FILED FOR BANKRUPTCY.
I'VE NEVER LIVED DEEP
IN THE VALLEY
OR FILED FOR BANKRUPTCY.
- KYLE? [chuckles]
- I FILED FOR BANKRUPTCY?
- I NEVER SAID FILED
FOR BANKRUPTCY.
- WELL, NO.
YOU... OKAY, SO, KYLE TOLD ME
YOU USED TO LIVE CALABASAS.
- I'VE NEVER LIVED IN CALABASAS.
- KEN SAID THAT.
- WELL, YOU HAD.
[overlapping chatter]
- CALABASAS IS NOT, YOU KNOW...
- BUT, NO, NO.
I MOVED FROM FRANCE
TO BEVERLY PARK.
- FIRST OF ALL,
THIS IS WHAT I WAS TOLD,
THAT YOU USED TO LIVE
IN CALABASAS, AND YOU USED TO...
- WHO, ME?
- YES.
- I USED TO LIVE IN CALABASAS?
- AND I LOOKED IT UP.
I PAID $9.99 AND YOU DID.
BUT I...
- WELL, WE'VE HAD
MANY PROPERTIES HERE
THAT WE'VE BOUGHT
AND SOLD, BUT...
- IS THERE SOMETHING BAD
ABOUT LIVING IN CALABASAS?
- NO, BUT I DIDN'T LIVE
IN CALABASAS.
I MOVED FROM FRANCE TO HERE.
- HERE'S WHAT'S BAD ABOUT IT.
WHEN SHE USED TO HAVE TO COME
TO MY HOUSE IN THE VALLEY,
YOU USED TO SAY, "I NEED
A PASSPORT TO COME OVER."
- OH, THAT'S A JOKE.
- "I DON'T EVEN ANSWER
THIS AREA CODE."
- YOU USED TO SAY YOU WANTED
TO SLEEP WITH MY HUSBAND.
- YEAH, BUT IT WAS
EVERY SINGLE TIME.
- IT WAS A JOKE.
OH, OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
- AND SO TO FIND OUT YOU
USED TO LIVE IN CALABASAS,
I WAS JUST LIKE...
- I'VE NEVER LIVED IN CALABASAS.
JUST BECAUSE YOU SAY IT,
DOESN'T MEAN IT'S TRUE.
I MOVED FROM FRANCE...
- DON'T THE KARDASHIANS
LIVE IN CALABASAS?
- NO, BUT I DIDN'T LIVE THERE.
- AND JUSTIN BIEBER.
- IT'S JUST LIKE...
- EVERYBODY LIVES IN CALABASAS.
IT'S A GOOD PLACE TO LIVE.
- YEAH, BUT I DON'T KNOW...
- IT'S A BEAUTIFUL PLACE.
- YEAH, BUT IF I'VE LIVED
THERE...
- I'M MOVING TO CALABASAS.
- I WOULD SAY,
"I LIVE IN CALABASAS."
BECAUSE I'VE LIVED IN SOME
FAR BIGGER [bleep]
THAN CALABASAS.
I WAS STILL THE ONE
THAT CAME OVER TO YOU
AND DROVE
ALL THE WAY TO THE VALLEY
OR WHEREVER YOU LIVED
WHEN YOU CALLED ME UP
SAYING, "I'M DYING."
AND I RODE IN THE AMBULANCE
WITH YOU.
SO IT WAS NEVER TOO FAR TO GO.
- I AGREE WITH YOU.
AND I SAY THANK YOU FOR THAT.
YOU HAVE BEEN A GOOD FRIEND.
- YOU'VE ALWAYS... SO, YEAH.
WHEN YOU'RE, LIKE, JOKING
ABOUT SLEEPING WITH MY HUSBAND,
AM I NOT SUPPOSED TO... COME ON.
- YOU ENCOURAGED IT.
YOU LIKED IT.
- OH, PLE... TO SLEEP
WITH MY HUSBAND?
I'M JOKING. IT'S A JOKE.
- YOU ENCOURAGED ME
TO JOKE WITH HIM.
- WHAT ABOUT WHEN YOU...
- LIKE YOUR BOYFRIEND. I'M LIKE,
"WHERE'S MY BOYFRIEND?"
- YEAH, EXACTLY.
- IT WAS A JOKE.
- IT'S A JOKE.
WELL, WHEN I'M JUST ABOUT TO DO
MY VOW RENEWAL, AND YOU SAY,
"YOU BETTER GO DOWN BECAUSE
YOUR HUSBAND'S GONNA DIE SOON,"
SOMETIMES IT'S NOT THAT FUNNY.
JUST SAYING.
BUT, OKAY.
I ALWAYS LAUGH IT OFF.
- WITH YOU AS WELL.
A LOT OF THINGS THAT YOU SAY...
- YES.
- LIKE EX-WIVES DESERVE
TO BE ON THEIR OWN PLANET?
- YES.
- NOT SO FUNNY.
- OKAY.
- BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE BOTH OF YOU
RIDE THE LINE WITH EACH OTHER...
- YEAH.
- AND HAVE RIDDEN THE LINE
WITH EACH OTHER.
AND IT SOUNDS LIKE BOTH OF YOU,
FOR NOT JUST THIS SEASON,
BUT OTHER SEASONS HAVE
SAID THINGS
WHERE YOU'VE THEN SAID,
"I WAS JOKING, I WAS JOKING."
- YES, BUT I WOULDN'T
EVEN BRING IT UP
IF YOU SAID, "MY HUSBAND'S
GONNA DIE SOON,"
'CAUSE I KNOW IT DIDN'T COME
FROM A PLACE OF MEANNESS.
- YOU FELL OUT LAUGHING
WHEN I SAID THAT.
- YEAH, I'M NOT...
- YOU DID.
- STILL, I COULD TAKE
REAL UMBRAGE TO THAT.
- RIGHT. RIGHT.
- AND YOU'VE SAID THINGS
TO ME TOO.
- EXACTLY.
- WE HAVE THE SAME...
PERSO... SAME HUMOR.
THE SAME, WHAT DO YOU CALL IT?
SENSE OF HUMOR.
- NOT PERSONALITY.
SENSE OF HUMOR.
YEAH. - OH.
THAT'S TRUE.
NOT THE SAME PERSONALITY.
- YOLANDA, WHAT DID YOU THINK
OF THE LAST FEW EPISODES?
- YOU KNOW, IT WAS
A LOT TO DIGEST, FOR SURE.
AND FOR ME, MY ONLY ISSUE
WAS REALLY WITH LISA
AND HER NOT ACKNOWLEDGING
THE LITTLE THING
THAT I WANTED TO DISCUSS
WITH US,
WHICH WAS REALLY THE OVERALL
FRIENDSHIP OF US.
- YOU SAID THAT YOU WANTED
TO KNOW
WHETHER YOU WERE LISA'S REAL
FRIEND OR HER HOLLYWOOD FRIEND.
WHAT DID YOU MEAN? - YEAH.
WELL, I'VE JUST...
YOU KNOW,
GOING THROUGH MY BATTLE,
WHICH IS REALLY,
YOU KNOW, NOT IMPORTANT
TO ANYBODY ELSE,
BUT JUST YOU KNOW...
- THAT'S NOT TRUE.
- FOR ME.
SO, YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN DEALING
WITH LYME DISEASE,
AND I JUST THANKFULLY FOUND OUT
TWO MONTHS AGO,
THAT IT HAD PARALYZED
PART OF MY BRAIN,
AND I'VE BEEN LIVING
WITH ONLY A FIFTH
OF MY BRAIN FUNCTION
THAN NORMAL PEOPLE HAVE.
SO I WAS LITERALLY LOCKED
IN THE HOUSE FOR 18 MONTHS
NOT KNOWING WHAT WAS
REALLY WRONG.
I'M FEELING GREAT,
SO THANK GOD I'M HERE.
YOU KNOW, I REALLY TOOK
INVENTORY IN MY LIFE
OF THE PEOPLE THAT WERE IN IT,
AND I JUST FELT THAT,
YOU KNOW,
I HAVE A LOT OF FRIENDS
THAT REALLY DIDN'T SHOW UP.
IN, IN, YOU KNOW,
THE LAST TWO YEARS
THAT I'VE BEEN AT HOME.
YOU KNOW, AS SAD OF A PROCESS
AS THAT WAS, BECAUSE YOU REALIZE
YOU THINK YOU LOVE PEOPLE,
AND, YOU KNOW,
THEY DON'T SHOW UP... IT'S ALSO
KIND OF FREEING
TO KNOW THAT, YOU KNOW,
I HAVE A WHOLE OTHER COMPARTMENT
IN MY HEART
THAT I COULD PUT
THE HOLLYWOOD FRIENDS,
AND I FELT... I THOUGHT
THAT LISA WAS MY TRUE FRIEND.
YOU KNOW, DURING...
AT THE HOSPITAL...
- I COULDN'T. I-I...
- NO, NO, WHICH IS FINE.
I'M NOT SAYING...
- I COULDN'T GO OUT THERE.
- BUT THAT'S THE POINT.
YOU COULD'VE JUST, YOU KNOW,
A CALL TO SAY, "HEY, I'M BUSY.
I'M BUILDING A NEW...
- OH.
- WE SPOKE VERY LITTLE.
I JUST WANTED YOU TO SAY,
"YOU KNOW WHAT,
I'M TOO BUSY TO PARTICIPATE
RIGHT NOW IN THE RELATIONSHIP,"
OR "I CAN'T COME
AND BRING YOU STARBUCK..."
WHATEVER. - YOU KNOW,
I WAS UPSET, VERY UPSET
ABOUT THE PAINTING PARTY.
- BUT IF YOU ARE FRIENDS
LIKE THE WAY I THOUGHT...
- YEAH.
- YOU WOULD CALL ME
THE NIGHT BEFORE,
KNOWING THAT I'M
THE KIND OF PERSON
THAT'S COOKS MYSELF, I MADE
GUACAMOLE, I DID THE FLOWERS,
I PUT THE...
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
I MADE A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT
BECAUSE IT WAS VERY IMPORTANT.
- I DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS.
I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST COME OVER,
PAINTING IN THE GARDEN.
AND I SENT A TEXT.
- BUT EVEN AFTER IT,
WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME
THE NEXT DAY
AND SAY, "YO, I HEARD
IN YOUR VOICE
THAT YOU'RE REALLY UPSET.
I'M SORRY I HURT YOUR FEELINGS"?
LIKE, YOU JUST DISMISS IT
LIKE IT'S NOTHING.
AND YOUR LIFE GOES ON.
- I DIDN'T THINK...
- AND I WAS LEFT BEHIND,
GOING LIKE, "THE PERSON
THAT I THOUGHT
WAS MY FRIEND ISN'T MY FRIEND."
AND IT WAS SOMETHING REALLY
IMPORTANT TO ME
BECAUSE IT WAS MY GIGI LEAVING,
AND IT WOULD'VE BEEN
REALLY IMPORTANT TO HER
TO HAVE YOUR PAINTING THERE
BECAUSE SHE LOVES YOU.
I WAS ALMOST CRYING.
WHEN I LOOK BACK AT THAT TAPE,
I CAN SEE MY MOUTH SHIVERING,
BECAUSE I WAS HONESTLY HURT.
- [sighs]
- COMING UP...
- THAT IS ONE THING IN SOBRIETY,
IF I NEED HIM,
I'M GONNA CALL ON HIM,
WHEREVER THE HELL I AM.
- YOU DON'T HAVE TO MAKE EXCUSES
FOR WANTING TO PRAY.
- WELCOME BACK TO
THE REAL HOUSEWIVES
OF BEVERLY HILLS REUNION.
TURTLE LOVER, DOG WRANGLER,
RACE CAR DRIVER.
YOU CAN'T DEFINE KIM RICHARDS.
AND THIS YEAR, SHE WAS ON TOP
OF HER GAME.
[motor revs]
- WHOO! I LOVE IT.
[laughs]
THIS HAS BEEN A TRANSITION TIME
FOR ME IN MY SOBRIETY.
WHOO!
I THINK RACING CARS
IS JUST THE BEGINNING
OF THE NEW ALPHA CAMP.
- OW!
[laughter]
GET OFF!
- YEAH, KIM! [laughs]
NICE. BEAUTIFUL.
WHOO!
- THE TORTURE IS ALMOST OVER.
[laughter]
- YOU GUYS.
- THE POLICE ARE COMING!
GET OUT, GET OUT.
- I DON'T KNOW THEM.
- AAH!
- [laughs]
- OKAY, RIGHT THERE.
CALM DOWN. OH, MY GOSH.
WAIT, WAIT.
ALL THOSE SQUIRRELS.
THEY'RE SO CUTE.
OOH.
- WHAT IS THAT? OW!
- LET ME SEE.
- SHUT UP!
KIM, SIT DOWN!
I'M GONNA KILL YOU.
- OH, YEAH. [laughs]
OW! - YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THAT.
[wooshing]
[chants] OHMM...
WHOO! OOH!
[laughs] AAH!
[laughs, squeaks]
WHATEVER, I MEAN, YOU KNOW...
[knocks]
WHATEVER.
[inhales] FRESH AIR.
WHOO! WHOO!
[sighs]
[thud] [laughs]
- WHAT IS KIM DOING
PRAYING IN THE CORNER?
- SHE'S LOST OF HER MIND.
- SHE'S PRAYING
TO THE TRASH CAN.
- WHAT? OH, COME ON, GUYS.
THAT WAS SO NOT...
- WHAT WERE YOU DOING?
SHE PRAYING THAT THE BIN
SHOULD BE EMPTIED?
WHAT IS SHE PRAYING FOR?
I CAN'T BE JUDGMENTAL.
- WOOF.
YOU... THIS IS NOT YOURS.
AW, YOU ALREADY
ATE A HOLE IN THIS
AND YOU TOOK HIS EYES OFF.
KINGSLEY.
WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH YOU?
DEFINITELY KINGSLEY HAS BEEN
ONE OF THE BIGGEST PARTS
OF MY GROWTH.
I DON'T KNOW IF I'VE EVER BEEN
WHO I AM TODAY...
I'M SORRY.
DUDE.
I MEAN, I KNOW I'M BACK.
I'M SORRY.
THIS IS ABOUT THE DOG.
[laughs]
KINGSLEY, KINGSLEY, CHECK.
KINGSLEY, KINGSLEY.
KINGSLEY.
GOOD. CHECK.
GOOD DOG... [laughs]
[laughter] GOOD DOG, KINGSLEY!
GOOD... [laughs]
JUST JOKING.
AW. JUST JOKING.
OH, MY GOSH!
JIMMY.
HOW ARE YOU?
JIMMY MCNICHOL.
- I'M SUCH A HUGE FAN OF YOURS,
AND I NEVER MISSED AN EPISODE
OF HELLO, LARRY.
- REALLY?
MY FANS, THEY ALWAYS SAY TO ME,
"YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'VE DONE FOR ME
IN MY LIFE."
AND I JUST SAY, "YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'VE DONE FOR ME."
- THIS WAS A GREAT SEASON
FOR YOU, RIGHT?
- IT IS A GREAT SEASON FOR ME.
I HAD SO MUCH FUN.
I FELT CONFIDENT, I FELT ALIVE,
I FEEL POWERFUL,
AND I'M LOVING MY LIFE
AND MY FAMILY AND MY FRIENDS.
- YOU KNOW, IN VARIOUS STAGES
OF DEALING
WITH SUBSTANCE ABUSE
FOR THE PAST THREE SEASONS,
WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE
HAVING A FULL SEASON
OF SOBER KIM?
- REALLY, FOR ME, THIS IS
THE FIRST REAL SEASON
THAT YOU'RE REALLY GETTING
TO SEE WHO I AM.
AND MAYBE I THINK I'M FEELING
MORE FREE TO BE
THE KOOKY, FUN PERSON
THAT I FEEL I CAN BE.
I THINK FOR TOO LONG,
THAT I ALWAYS FELT I HAD TO BE
KIND OF GUARDED,
AND I DIDN'T FEEL
LIKE I COULD EVER...
LET LOOSE! [laughs]
BE WHAT... I CAN MAKE
THE JOKES I WANT TO MAKE.
AND, YOU KNOW, I THINK THAT
THIS IS WHAT EVERYBODY
GOT TO SEE.
AND... MY KIDS'LL SAY, "OH, MOM.
SO... OH, MY GOD.
WHY'D YOU DO THAT?"
I GO, "BECAUSE I CAN."
YOU KNOW? I CAN.
- SO KYLE, ARE WE NOW GETTING
TO SEE THE REAL KIM?
- YES.
- FOR THE FIRST TIME?
- YES. ABSOLUTELY.
- I MEAN, THE LAST...
- A KOOKIER KIM.
I DON'T THINK I KNEW KIM WAS
SO, LIKE, KOOKY
WHEN WE WERE GROWING UP.
- REALLY?
- YEAH, AND MY GIRLS,
THEY WATCH.
AND THEY, LIKE, DIE LAUGHING
AT EVERYTHING SHE SAYS.
I'M LIKE, I DON'T REMEMBER THAT
WHEN WE WERE LITTLE.
BUT, YOU, LIKE, BECAME KOOKIER.
[laughs]
- [laughs]
- YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH KYLE
SEEMS TO BE AS GOOD
AS WE'VE SEEN IT.
- WE... IT REALLY TOOK
A LONG TIME.
WE WERE NOT IN A GOOD PLACE
BEFORE THE SHOW.
AND THEN OBVIOUSLY, WE WENT
THROUGH A VERY DIFFICULT TIME
DURING THE SHOW,
WHICH EVERYONE KNOWS.
AND THEN AFTER.
BUT RIGHT NOW, IT'S LIKE
A COMPLETELY NEW RELATIONSHIP.
IT FEELS LIKE
A NEW RELATIONSHIP.
A DIFFERENT RELATIONSHIP.
BUT WE HAVE FUN LIKE WE DID
WHEN WE WERE TEENAGERS.
WE LAUGH, YOU KNOW,
WE CALL EACH OTHER,
HYSTERICALLY LAUGHING
ABOUT THINGS
AND TEXT EACH OTHER
ABOUT THINGS.
AND WE'RE REALLY ENJOYING
EACH OTHER
AND JUST REALLY HAVING
EACH OTHER'S BACKS
AND BEING THERE. SO IT'S NICE.
- MELODY FROM
COLUMBIA, SOUTH CAROLINA, SAID,
"LISA, YOU WATCHED KIM
PRAY BY THE TRASH CAN
AND SAID,
'I CAN'T BE JUDGMENTAL.'
THAT DID SOUND JUDGY TO ME."
- WELL, BECAUSE I'VE NEVER
SEEN HER PRAY,
AND SUDDENLY, SHE'S PRAYING
WITH ALL THE CAMERAS,
AND IT'S BY A TRASH CAN.
AND I'M LIKE...
I MEAN, I JUST THOUGHT,
"WHAT ON EARTH IS SHE DOING?"
- BUT WHAT WOULD...
YOU'VE SEEN ME FALL DOWN
THE STAIRS,
YOU'VE SEEN ME FALL
AND BE DRUNK.
YOU'VE SEEN US BE DRUNK BEFORE.
WHAT WOULD MAKE...
WHAT IS MORE STRANGE TO YOU?
THAT I WOULD BE INTOXICATED
OR THAT
I MIGHT PICK A MOMENT TO PRAY?
I MEAN...
- SHE DIDN'T REALIZE
SHE WAS BY A GARBAGE CAN.
- YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
BUT YOU COULD MAKE...
- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
I WOULDN'T JUDGE YOU ON FALLING
AND BEING DRUNK.
- WE TOLD HER AFTERWARDS...
- I WOULD RATHER YOU JUDGE ME
ON BEING INTOXICATED THAN...
- NO, NO, BUT I JUST THOUGHT
IT WAS VERY STRANGE.
I'VE BEEN YOU SUDDENLY DROP
TO YOUR KNEES AND PRAY.
- BUT I'M SOBER TODAY.
AND AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE,
IF I FEEL A NEED
TO JUST NEED GOD...
THAT IS ONE THING IN SOBRIETY,
IF I NEED HIM,
I'M GONNA CALL ON HIM
WHEREVER THE HELL I AM.
- YOU DON'T HAVE TO MAKE EXCUSES
FOR WANTING TO PRAY. - RIGHT.
- WELL, NICOLE FROM PROVIDENCE,
RHODE ISLAND, SAID,
"KIM, I'M WORRIED THAT
I'M GONNA PICK UP THE PAPER
ONE MORNING AND READ ABOUT
YOUR DOG HAVING EATEN YOU."
KYLE, ARE YOU CONCERNED
ABOUT KIM AND KINSLEY?
- I DO WORRY A LITTLE BIT,
TO BE HONEST.
BUT, YOU KNOW,
YOU HEAR THESE STORIES,
AND I THINK, OH, MY GOSH.
YOU KNOW,
WHEN SHE DOESN'T ANSWER
HER PHONE OR A TEXT...
I GET WORRIED THAT THE DOG
MAYBE DID SOMETHING.
[overlapping chatter]
- SHE'LL CALL ME...
- HE WENT LIKE, "HA,"
TO THE TRAINER.
I GOT NERVOUS, YOU KNOW?
JUST BECAUSE OF THE STORIES
I'VE HEARD.
YOU KNOW, NOTHING
FROM WHAT I'VE SEEN.
- SHE'LL CALL ME, AND I DON'T
ANSWER THE PHONE,
AND SHE'LL CALL AGAIN.
AND A MATTER OF, LIKE,
ME JUST NOT BEING,
LIKE, YOU KNOW, IN THE KITCHEN,
OR IN THE BATH,
AND I'LL, LIKE, COME OUT
AND THERE'S TWO MESSAGES,
MISSED CALLS.
AND THEN A TEXT, "ARE YOU OKAY?
DID THE DOG EAT YOU?"
I'M LIKE, "ARE YOU OKAY?"
SERIOUSLY, KYLE.
- P.J. FROM ODESSA, TEXAS, SAID,
"KIM, KINGSLEY IS BIG,
LOYAL, AND CUDDLY."
- THAT'S RIGHT.
- "BUT HE IS A DOG.
WHEN ARE YOU GONNA GET BACK OUT
THERE AND GET A MAN?"
- [laughs]
- WHO SAID THIS?
- [laughs]
- P.J. FROM ODESSA, TEXAS.
- WELL, P.J.,
I DON'T SEE YOU STEPPING UP.
WHERE ARE YOU?
[laughter] - THAT'S FUNNY.
- NO, IT'S TRUE.
I DO SPEND MOST OF MY TIME
WITH MY DOG
AND AT THE GYM RIGHT NOW.
AND I THINK IT WAS
JUST A MATTER OF ME
FOCUSING ON MYSELF FOR A WHILE.
AFTER KIMBERLY LEFT, I WAS LIKE,
"WELL, I'M GONNA GET...
I'MA START DATING." MM-MM.
- IS JIMMY MCNICHOL SINGLE?
- [laughs]
- I HAVE BEEN DATING JIMMY MCN...
NO, JUST JOKING. - [laughs]
- [mouths silently]
- AND HE LOOKED GOOD.
JUST JOKING.
NO, I'M NOT...
- I'M GONNA FIND HER SOMEBODY.
I AM DATING HERE AND THERE,
A LITTLE BIT,
BUT NOT JIMMY MCNICHOL.
- YOLANDA, YOU BUTTED HEADS
WITH KIM EARLY THIS SEASON.
YOU WROTE IN YOUR BLOG
ABOUT CIRQUE SCHOOL,
"I DON'T PARTICULARLY CARE
FOR THE WAY
"SHE SPOKE TO ME AND REPEATEDLY
TOLD US
"HOW TO BEHAVE AT AN AFTERNOON
OF ADULT WOMEN'S GYMNASTICS."
- [chuckles]
- HOW IS YOUR RELATIONSHIP
WITH HER NOW?
- IT'S FINE.
YOU KNOW, I THINK THAT
THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME
I SAW KIM AFTER
LAST YEAR'S REUNION.
- MM.
- AND, YOU KNOW, THERE WAS
JUST SOME ATTITUDE,
AND I... YOU KNOW,
LIKE I SAID, I MEAN,
I'VE BEEN... THAT MORNING,
I COULD BARELY
GET OUT OF BED AND I WAS GRUMPY
AND OVER-SENSITIVE.
AND I REMEMBER, YOU KNOW,
COMING THERE
AND SHE WAS KIND OF, YOU KNOW,
GIVING A LITTLE BIT
OF AN ATTITUDE,
AND I WAS SENSITIVE TO THAT.
AND... BUT WE'VE WORKED
THROUGH THAT.
I MEAN, IT'S... IT'S... YOU KNOW.
- I THINK FOR ME, IT WAS...
I WANTED SO MUCH
'CAUSE THERE HAD BEEN
A FEW THINGS WE'D GONE TO,
AND EVERYBODY WAS ON EDGE
AND ARGUING.
AND I WANTED SO MUCH JUST TO GO
TO SOMETHING
THAT I HAD PUT TOGETHER.
I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE
A PERFECT PLACE
FOR ALL OF US GIRLS TO GO.
IT WAS LIKE HOW TO EXERCISE
AND FUN
AND HOW THIS WOULD BE
A GREAT EXPERIENCE.
ALL THIS FIGHTING HAD BEEN GOING
ON AMONGST ALL OF US
AT THIS POINT.
- NO, BUT IN THE BEGINNING,
NO FIGHTING HAD HAPPENED YET.
- NOT YET, TILL WE GOT THERE.
- WE HAD JUST ARRIVED...
- AND I WAS JUST LIKE, "WAIT."
THERE HAD ALREADY BEEN
A LITTLE BIT THINGS,
AND, LIKE, I GUESS BRANDI HAD
COME IN AND SAID,
"OH, YOU KNOW, THERE'S SOMETHING
ABOUT THE PAPARAZZI."
AND I SAID, "OH, LET'S NOT DO
THAT, PLEASE.
I JUST WANT THIS TO GO WELL."
AND SHE'S LIKE, "WELL,
THE PAPARAZZI...
AND THEY CAME UP TO ME."
AND I WAS LIKE, "PLEASE."
AND THEN YOLANDA GOES, "WELL,
LET HER TALK."
AND I WAS LIKE, "CAN WE JUST..."
- NOT TALK ABOUT IT.
- NOT TODAY. NOT TODAY.
AND I... I DID. - BUT... BUT...
WHICH SHOWS EVERYBODY DEALS
WITH THEIR, YOU KNOW,
PROBLEMS DIFFERENT.
SHE WAS LIKE, "DON'T TALK."
I'M THE KIND OF, LIKE...
- LET'S GET IT OUT.
- WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET.
LET'S JUST SAY IT
AND THEN WE CAN GO
AND HANG, SWING IN THE ROPES
AND WE CAN MOVE ON,
BUT WE JUST HAD A DIFFERENT...
- AND I GOT BOSSY
BECAUSE I JUST WANTED
TO HAVE ONE THING
GO MY WAY FOR ONCE,
AND SO, YOU KNOW, SHE'S LIKE,
"DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO."
AND I'M LIKE...
SO IT DID GET A LITTLE...
BUT, YOU KNOW.
- SO YOU'VE BEEN ON THE SHOW
FOUR SEASONS,
TWO OF THEM REALLY ROUGH.
- MM-HMM.
- ONE RAW AND ONE GREAT.
HAS THE SHOW BEEN
A GOOD THING FOR YOU
OR NOT A GOOD THING?
- THE SHOW HAS BEEN
REALLY WONDERFUL FOR ME.
I FEEL THAT THE SHOW HAS HELPED
NOT ONLY
KEEP ME SOBER AND ACCOUNTABLE
FOR MYSELF,
BUT IT'S HELPED ME
HELP OTHER PEOPLE.
I LOVE MY FAMILY HERE.
I LOVE...
FEELING IMPORTANT
AND MAKING PEOPLE SMILE
AND LAUGH.
AND...
AND I FEEL LIKE WITH
ALL OF THE PEOPLE OUT THERE
THAT HAVE TOLD ME
I'M AN INSPIRATION,
YOU HELP KEEP ME SOBER TODAY
WITH SHARING MY STORY.
LOVE IT.
IT'S JUST... YOU GUYS
HAVE SAVED MY LIFE.
- WOW. THAT'S GREAT.
COMING UP...
- WELL, I'M SORRY.
THE OLYMPICS STARTED YESTERDAY.
AND YOUR ICE SKATES ARE THERE.
YOU COULD GO.
- YOU SHOULD GO. [laughter]
- WHY, YOU THINK SHE LOOKS
LIKE AN ICE SKATER?
- YEAH.
- LIKE, IN HER OUTFIT?
- YES. SOCHI'S CALLING.
- JOYCE, I WANT TO TURN TO YOU.
YOU'RE OUR FIRST LATINA
HOUSEWIFE OF BEVERLY HILLS.
HOW DID YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT?
- I FELT GREAT.
I MEAN, IT'S GREAT TO BE
THE FIRST LATINA
AND TO REPRESENT MY CULTURE.
- WELL, AS THE NEW KID
ON THE BLOCK,
LIFE CAN BE TOUGH.
BUT THIS STUNNING
FORMER BEAUTY QUEEN
QUICKLY PROVED SHE WASN'T
GONNA BE PUSHED AROUND,
OR DARE I SAY IT, BULLIED.
MEET JOYCE.
[gunshots]
- POOM, POOM, POOM.
- WELL, JOYCE IS KIND OF
A FORMIDABLE OPPONENT.
LET'S BE HONEST ABOUT THAT.
[gunshot] - NOW WE'RE TALKING!
- BRANDI TOLD ME THAT LISA
DOES NOT TAKE
CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM.
THAT SHE CAN GIVE CRITICISM,
BUT SHE DOESN'T TAKE IT.
- THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID.
- YES, IT WAS.
- WHEN HAVE I...
- OH, WOW. OKAY.
I GAVE YOU ADVICE,
AND YOU TOOK IT,
AND YOU TWISTED IT INTO
SOMETHING IT WASN'T.
- NO, I DIDN'T.
- YOU'RE SO STUPID.
- NO, NO. DON'T CALL HER STUPID.
DON'T EVEN... - YOU'RE STUPID.
- I LOST A DOG BEFORE, SO...
IT'S NOT
A [bleep] COMPETITION, JOYCE.
WHY DOES IT ALWAYS HAVE
TO BE ABOUT YOU?
JACQUELINE.
DO WE HAVE DRINKS?
IS THERE A WAY TO...
- JOYCE, BABE. JOYCE.
- OH, I'M SORRY.
- JOYCE.
- "YOYCE"?
- JOYCE.
- JACQUELINE,
TELL US WHAT YOU'D LIKE TO DO.
HALF THE TIME
WHEN I CALL JOYCE "JACQUELINE,"
IT IS GOD HONEST A ACCIDENT.
SHE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A "JOYCE."
"JOYCE" IS A BIG, FAT PIG.
- [laughs]
YOU CANNOT SAY THAT.
- I CAN SAY THAT.
THE OTHER HALF OF THE TIME,
I DO IT TO ANNOY HER
BECAUSE I FIND HER ANNOYING.
JACQUELINE,
GET IN THE [bleep] POOL.
I CAN'T SWIM.
- YOU'RE A BLACK PERSON.
- DID THAT REALLY JUST COME OUT
OF YOUR MOUTH?
- [laughs]
- IS THAT BAD?
- YOU'RE RACIST, A BULLY.
- DON'T EVEN GO THERE.
- I'M RACIST?
- YOU'RE A RACIST.
I AM BLACK.
PUERTO RICANS ARE BLACK,
THEY'RE INDIAN,
AND THEY'RE SPANISH.
- SO ARE CUBANS,
AND THAT'S
WHO I [bleep] MARRIED,
AND THAT'S WHAT MY [bleep] KIDS
ARE, SO SHUT THE [bleep] UP.
LET'S JUST AGREE.
I DON'T LIKE YOU,
YOU DON'T LIKE ME.
- I DON'T NEED TO LIKE YOU.
- I'M NOT A BULLY.
IF I WAS A BULLY,
I WOULD'VE KNOCKED
YOUR [bleep] TEETH OUT BY NOW.
- IF GOD COULD FORGIVE
WHAT HUMANITY
DID TO HIS SON, WHO AM I
TO NOT FORGIVE BRANDI
FOR BEING SUCH
A STUPID, LITTLE BITCH?
- LIAM, FROM IOWA CITY,
IOWA, SAID,
"BRANDI, YOU THOUGHT JOYCE
WAS ALWAYS
"TRYING TO ONE-UP YOU.
"WHAT WAS IT ABOUT JOYCE
THAT BOTHERED YOU
FROM THE START?"
- ACTUALLY, I LIKED HER
IN THE BEGINNING
UNTIL
THE HAIR-FLIPPING INCIDENT.
I CALLED JOYCE AND I SAID,
"LISTEN,
"LISA IS VERY, VERY SENSITIVE.
"SO IT'S BETTER NOT TO LET
THIS GET OUT OF HAND.
"AND JUST TAKE HER AWAY,
ONE-ON-ONE,
AND TALK TO HER."
AND THE WAY SHE DID IT
ON THE ROOFTOP
DURING OUR ARGUMENT
BETWEEN KYLE AND ME AND LISA
AND HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH HER?
I FELT LIKE IT WAS A WAY
TO MAKE IT ABOUT HER.
AND SHE DID OVERREACT
AND EXAGGERATE WHAT LISA DID
AT CARLTON'S HOUSE.
LIKE, THE FLIPPING, LIKE...
SHE'S LIKE, "YOU WERE VERY,
VERY RUDE TO ME."
I DIDN'T TELL JOYCE TO FLIP
HER HAIR AND ACT LIKE THAT.
THAT WAS ON HER.
- LISTEN. ARE YOU FINISHED?
'CAUSE I DON'T WANT
TO INTERRUPT YOU.
ARE YOU FINISHED? - YES, MA'AM.
- OKAY.
WHAT REALLY HAPPENED IS
RIGHT AFTER THAT DAY,
BRANDI CALLS ME AND SHE SAYS,
"OH, I WAS JUST CALLING
TO CHECK ON YOU."
AND I SAID, "WOW, HOW SWEET."
AND THEN SHE GOES INTO,
"WOW, LISA WAS SO RUDE TO YOU."
- THAT'S NOT HOW I... NO.
- WELL, GUESS WHAT.
YOU'VE PROVEN MORE TO BE A LIAR
THAN I AM.
- LISA AND I WERE FINE.
NO, I HAVE NOT. NO, I HAVE NOT.
ARE YOU KIDDING?
- SO IT'S UP TO LISA
TO BELIEVE IT OR NOT.
IT'S UP TO LISA TO BELIEVE
WHO IS SAYING
THE TRUTH HERE OR NOT.
AND THEN SHE CLEARLY SAID,
"LISA CAN GIVE CRITICISM,
BUT SHE CAN'T TAKE IT.
SO I'M JUST CALLING YOU
TO WARN YOU ABOUT THAT."
SHE NEVER TOLD ME
TO PULL LISA ASIDE.
THAT WAS ME... MY DOING.
SHE NEVER TOLD ME TO GO TALK
TO LISA ONE-ON-ONE.
SHE NEVER SAID ANY OF THAT.
- I DID.
THEN WHY WOULD I CALL YOU?
- AND WHAT I FINISHED
SAYING WAS,
"BRANDI, THANK YOU
FOR CALLING ME,
"BUT I WOULD APPRECIATE IT
IF WE KEEP THIS BETWEEN US
"BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO MAKE
SUCH A STUPID LITTLE HIGH SCHOOL
INCIDENT A BIG DEAL."
- THEN WHY DID YOU? WHY DID YOU
DO IT ON THE ROOFTOP?
- BECAUSE YOLANDA BROUGHT IT UP
AT LUNCH. YOLANDA.
- SO YOU DO WHAT EVERYONE
TELLS YOU TO DO?
- NO, NO, NO. I DON'T DO WHAT
ANYBODY TELLS ME TO DO.
- THEN WHY DID
YOU DO THE ROOFTOP?
- BECAUSE YOLANDA HAD
A LUNCH WITH ME,
AND YOLANDA BROUGHT IT UP.
- YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE
FOR YOUR OWN ACTIONS.
- I AM RESPONSIBLE.
AND YOU KNOW WHY?
BECAUSE I WAS...
I AM RESPONSIBLE.
- SO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY
FOR THE WAY YOU ACTED
ON THE ROOFTOP.
- I WAS NOT GONNA LET LISA
FIND OUT SIX MONTHS
DOWN THE ROAD...
- I CAN OUTTALK YOU
ALL DAY LONG.
I JUST DON'T WANT TO
LOSE MY [bleep] VOICE.
- I CAN TALK, TOO.
- 'CAUSE YOU CAN JUST
GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO.
YOU WROTE ABOUT JOYCE
AND HER HUSBAND.
YOU SAID, "THE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN MYSELF AND JOYCE
IS THAT I WON'T SETTLE." - HMM.
- "I HAVE TO BE PHYSICALLY
ATTRACTED TO THE MEN I DATE.
"IF I JUST WANTED TO MARRY
SOME SHORT, RICH GUY
"THAT PROMISED
TO MAKE ME FAMOUS,
I COULD'VE DONE THAT LONG AGO."
JOYCE, WHAT WAS YOUR REACTION
TO THAT?
- FIRST OF ALL,
MICHAEL'S NOT SHORT.
HE'S ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS.
I'VE SEEN HER DATE
SHORT, UGLY, OLD MEN.
- HAVE YOU?
- SO, YEAH.
- NO, YOU HAVE NOT.
- I'VE SEEN YOU KISSING A GUY
WHEN YOUR TAMPON IS HANGING OUT
OF YOUR PRIVATE PART.
- HE'S MY GAY-GENT.
HE IS A GAY MAN.
- OKAY, SO KISSING
A GAY-GENT OR WHATEVER IT IS.
- AND DON'T CALL HIM UGLY.
- YOU WERE MAKING OUT WITH...
- NO, I KISSED HIM.
- OH.
- SHE WAS JUST STICKING
HER THROAT... HER TONGUE...
- YOU KNOW THAT? YOU KNOW HIM?
- NO, I'VE JUST SEEN IT.
I'VE JUST SEEN IT.
- NO, HONEY,
I'VE NEVER DATED AN UGLY MAN.
- I'VE JUST SEEN IT IN ALL YOUR
BAD PRESS YOU HAVE OUT THERE.
- SORRY.
- SO ANYWAY,
FOR HER TO SAY THAT,
FIRST OF ALL, SHE BARELY KNOWS
MY HUSBAND.
SO FOR HER TO SAY THAT,
SHE SHOULD DO
A LITTLE MORE RESEARCH
AND KNOW THAT
I DO MAKE MY OWN MONEY.
I PROBABLY MAKE MORE MONEY
THAN HER
BEFORE SHE MARRIED HER HUSBAND.
SO IF YOU'RE SAYING, "SETTLE,"
DO YOUR RESEARCH FIRST
BECAUSE I AM AN ACTRESS,
I'M A WORKING ACTRESS,
I AM A PHILANTHROPIST.
I DO...
- TRUST ME, YOU'RE ACTING NOW.
- I'M NOT ACTING. YOU'RE ACTING.
YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A...
YOU'RE TRYING TO ACT LIKE
A LADY,
BUT IT'S JUST COMING OUT
OF YOUR PORES.
- WELL, I'M SORRY, THE OLYMPICS
STARTED YESTERDAY.
AND YOUR ICE SKATES ARE THERE.
YOU CAN GO.
- YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN OVER THERE.
- WHY, YOU THINK SHE LOOKS
LIKE AN ICE SKATER?
- YEAH.
- LIKE, IN HER OUTFIT?
- YES. SOCHI'S CALLING.
- [laughs]
- OKAY, I WANT TO TALK ABOUT,
BRANDI, WHAT YOU SAID TO JOYCE
IN THE POOL IN PALM SPRINGS.
IT WAS A COMMENT THAT GENERATED
A LOT OF NEGATIVITY.
YOU SAID THAT BLACK PEOPLE
CAN'T SWIM.
- I KNOW WHAT I SAID.
- YES.
YOU WERE CALLED A RACIST.
AND PEOPLE WERE EXTREMELY...
- MY HOUSE GOT EGGED.
- YOUR HOUSE GOT EGGED?
- I GOT THREATENED
WITH MY CHILDREN.
WE WERE AT A HOME STORE.
IT WAS REALLY HARD BECAUSE
I MADE A STUPID COMMENT,
AND I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID IT.
AND I DEFINITELY PAID THE PRICE.
AND I'M THE LEAST RACIST
IN THE PLANET.
AND I SAID STUPID THINGS A LOT,
AND THAT WAS OVER THE TOP.
I'M NOT A RACIST.
CARLTON'S NOT ANTI-SEMITIC.
IT'S JUST PEOPLE THROW
THESE LABELS OUT
AND THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND...
- MAY I JUST SAY SOMETHING?
- YEAH.
- THE PROBLEM WITH THROWING OUT
TITLES OR LABELS AS ANTI-SEMITIC
OR RACIST,
YOU CAN'T JUST THROW THOSE OUT
WITHOUT ANY CONSEQUENCE.
THEY'RE DAMAGING. - EXACTLY.
- THEN DON'T MAKE REMARKS
THAT MAKE YOU
SEEM LIKE THE LABEL
THAT'S BEING THROWN UPON YOU.
- BE QUIET.
- THE PEOPLE
THAT I HANG OUT WITH
ARE FROM
ALL DIFFERENT BACKGROUNDS.
MOST OF MY FRIENDS ARE LATIN.
I HAVE BLACK GIRLFRIENDS,
I HAVE WHITE GIRLFRIENDS.
BUT... AND BOYFRIENDS.
SO WE ALL JOKE WITH EACH OTHER
ABOUT... LIKE, THEY JOKE
WITH ME ABOUT MY RHYTHM
AND LIKE, SUBTLE THINGS
AND I JUST CAN'T JOKE LIKE THAT.
- YEAH.
- AND I'M SORRY.
- OKAY, I WANT TO MOVE ON.
JOYCE, YOU MADE A JOKE
ABOUT YOUR VAGINA BEING TIGHT.
AND AFTER SEEING
CARLTON'S REACTION...
- [chuckles]
- YOU WROTE ON YOUR BLOG,
"IF CARLTON FELT THE NEED
TO THROW UP,
"SHE SHOULD'VE DONE SO.
AND SHE SHOULD'VE TOLD ME
TO MY FACE."
- WE WERE ALL TALKING ABOUT IT.
- YEAH, WE WERE.
- SO IF... FOR HER TO SAY,
"OH, I WANT TO THROW UP
BECAUSE OF WHAT JOYCE SAID,"
WE WERE ALL TALKING ABOUT IT,
SO THROW UP FOR THE GROUP.
DON'T BE SO HYPOCRITICAL
WHEN THEN TWO SECONDS LATER,
YOU SAY,
"MY HUSBAND'S HUNG LIKE
A DONKEY,
BUT I DON'T TELL THE WORLD."
[laughs]
- NO, I SAID I DON'T...
- COME ON.
- GO AROUND SAYING MY HUSBAND...
- GIVE ME A BREAK.
- I DON'T TALK ABOUT
YOUR HUSBAND'S PEE-PEE.
- I CAN TALK ALL I WANT
ABOUT MY HUSBAND'S PEE-PEE.
I'M PROUD OF IT.
IT'S BEAUTIFUL, IT'S BIG.
YES, I'M PROUD OF IT.
- LET'S GO DANCING.
- JUST LIKE YOU'RE PROUD
OF YOUR DONKEY.
- I DON'T EVER WANT TO SEE
EITHER ONE OF THESE MEN AGAIN.
HONESTLY.
- IT'S WAY TOO MUCH INFORMATION
THAN WE NEED TO KNOW.
- COMING UP...
- THEY HAVE THIS LITTLE, LIKE,
TEAM IT JUST FELT LIKE.
WE GO OUT, THEY WERE TOGETHER
AND KIND OF, LIKE,
DOING THEIR THING,
AND WE WERE VERY ALIENATED.
- I WANT TO SWITCH GEARS
AND ASK YOU
ABOUT YOUR MAKE-OUT WITH BRANDI.
- YES.
- HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?
- WE WERE DRINKING,
WE WERE IN THE JACUZZI.
WE WERE HAVING
A MAJOR HEART-TO-HEART.
- YES.
- AND THEN, WE JUST KISSED.
- BUT I LIKE TO SHOCK LISA
BECAUSE SHE... I ALWAYS TALK
ABOUT KISSING GIRLS.
AND SHE'S LIKE,
"WHY WOULD YOU EVER?"
- I KNOW, I KNOW.
- WELL, 'CAUSE YOU TRIED
TO KISS ME 100 TIMES.
I MEAN, GET OFF.
- I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER
STUCK MY TONGUE IN YOUR MOUTH.
- NO, BUT...
- YOU TRIED, YOU TRIED.
- I DON'T... I TELL EVERYONE
EVERYTHING
UNLESS THEY TELL ME NOT TO.
- I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD
TO PREFACE THAT THOUGH.
- THE THING IS,
FOR ME TO SAY THAT
AND TO WATCH YOU
WITH YOUR NANNY AND EVERYTHING,
I DON'T THINK IT'S A BIG DEAL.
- WHAT THE ISSUE WAS...
I'M LIKE, "HOLY CRAP.
THAT'S GONNA BE ON T...
SHE'S JUST PUT THIS
OUT THERE ON TV."
I WANT TO BE THE ONE
WHO FIRST TELLS MY CHILDREN,
"MUMMY'S MADE OUT WITH A GIRL."
AND THEY WERE LIKE, "OKAY."
I MEAN, IT WAS JUST LIKE,
WHOOSH.
- HOW DID YOUR HUSBAND
REACT TO THIS?
- HE SMILED.
WHAT CAN I SAY? [laughs]
- WELCOME BACK TO
THE REAL HOUSEWIVES
OF BEVERLY HILLS REUNION.
THE DUTCH BEAUTY,
THE ENGLISH ROSE,
AND THE TRUTH CANNON.
THIS YEAR, YOLANDA, LISA,
AND BRANDI
CROSSED THEIR HEARTS
AND JOINED FORCES
TO CREATE A DREAM TEAM.
BUT IT DIDN'T TAKE LONG BEFORE
THIS TEAM WAS ON THE ROPES.
- OKAY.
- OKAY, THERE WE GO.
- NO MATTER WHAT I DO,
YOU GUYS ARE ALWAYS GONNA SIDE
'CAUSE YOU GUYS ARE A TEAM.
- NO, IT'S NOT.
- YOU'RE A GANG.
- WE'RE NOT A TEAM.
- I GET IT.
- SWEETHEART,
I'M ALMOST 50 YEARS OLD.
- IF WE WANTED TO HURT YOU...
- WE DON'T DO TEAM.
AND WE DON'T DO...
WE'RE NOT IN HIGH SCHOOL.
- HOLD ON, LET ME JUST
GET THIS STRAIGHT.
CARLTON, BRANDI,
AND LISA GOT A HEART.
- YES, MY TEAM.
THE DREAM TEAM. [laughs]
- WHO MAKES TEAMS UP?
I MEAN, GIVE ME A BREAK.
- THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW
IT'S TEAMS.
THE DREAM TEAM?
I DON'T THINK SO.
I THINK THAT THEY ARE
A NIGHTMARE TEAM.
- HOW ARE YOU WITH KYLE?
- DO YOU KNOW,
SHE REALLY DOESN'T HAVE
ANY GIRLFRIENDS OR, YOU KNOW,
SOMEBODY NEXT TO HER?
- LISTEN, SHE HAS BEEN
A GOOD FRIEND TO...
WELL, MAYBE NOT ADRIENNE.
I THINK THAT WAS A LITTLE
KIND OF SUPERFICIAL.
YOU JUST GOTTA PUT YOUR HOUSE
ON THE MARKET.
AND YOU'RE GONNA BOND
REALLY QUICK.
[laughter]
OH, GOD.
- I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYONE FAINT
SO PRETTY AND PERFECT.
[laughter]
IT WAS A PRINCESS FAINT.
SHE FELL LIKE THIS.
[sighs] - [laughs]
- A BIT OF CONTROVERSY
IN THE CAR ON THE WAY OVER
ABOUT WHETHER YOU FAINTED
FOR REAL OR FOR NOT REAL?
- OH, GOD.
HAVE WE GOT NOTHING ELSE BITCHY
TO TALK ABOUT APART FROM ME?
I KNEW I SHOULD'VE GOT HERE
EARLIER.
YOU THINK MAYBE YOUR FRIENDS
WOULD BE SUPPORTIVE
OR WOULD THAT BE TOO MUCH
TO ASK?
YOU ARE NOT HAVING THAT.
GIVE THAT TO ME.
- [laughs]
- GIVE IT TO ME NOW.
GIVE IT TO ME NOW.
YOU ARE NOT DOING THAT.
- I DON'T WANT YOU
TO STRATEGIZE ANYMORE.
- OKAY.
- OKAY, OKAY.
- UH....
- I'M A BIG GIRL. I'M FINE.
- I DON'T THINK YOU ARE.
- OKAY.
- LISA LIKES TO POINT OUT
MY WEAKNESSES A LOT
TO REMIND ME
THAT SHE'S STRONGER THAN ME.
- I'M JUST REALLY SURPRISED
OF HOW ALL OF A SUDDEN,
DYNAMICS HAVE CHANGED
IN THIS GROUP.
- COMPLETELY CHANGED.
[phone chimes]
- WHEN I GET A TEXT FROM LISA
AT 3:28,
I'M KIND OF SHOCKED.
I MEAN, YOU'RE CANCELLING NOW?
- DARLING, I'M SORRY.
- I THOUGHT WE WERE CLOSER
THAN THAT.
LISA CANCELLED, LIKE, AT 3:30.
- I'M SURPRISED ONE OF
THE MEMBERS OF THE DREAM TEAM
IS NOT HERE AND YOLANDA
IS SO UPSET ABOUT IT.
I MEAN, IF THEY'RE BEST FRIENDS,
THEY SHOULD'VE TALKED
ON THE PHONE.
- I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS.
- IT MIGHT BE A STEP
IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.
- NO, NO. LISA, IT'S MY
DAUGHTER'S GOING-AWAY PARTY.
WE'RE NOT HANDLING ANYTHING
RIGHT NOW.
- BY THE WAY,
WE DON'T WANT TO DO THAT HERE.
- NO.
- LISA NEEDS TO STAY OUT OF IT
BECAUSE UNCONSCIOUSLY,
SHE'S BEEN INTIMIDATING
THE GIRLS IN THIS GROUP.
I FIND IT EXHAUSTING.
- IS YOLANDA HERE?
- SHE'S HAVING HER
DAUGHTER'S WEDDING RECEPTION.
- NO, NOT HER DAUGHTER.
- OH.
- IT'S HER STEPDAUGHTER.
- STEPDAUGHTER'S WEDDING.
YEAH, YEAH. - ON THE SAME NIGHT?
- YEAH, YEAH.
- OH.
- LISA HAD A PARTY
THE SAME NIGHT.
- OH, WELL, SHE ASKED ME
TO COME TO...
- HER PARTY.
- MAYBE SHE JUST FORGOT.
SHE HAS... GOING ON,
SO MUCH GOING ON.
- AMNESIA.
- AND YOU WEREN'T INVITED?
YOU'RE A PART OF HER DREAM TEAM.
YOU SHOULD BE INVITED.
- WELL, CLEARLY NOT.
- INTERESTING TO SAY THE LEAST.
UM... OKAY.
- OKAY, OBVIOUSLY,
THINGS SPLINTERED
IN THE DREAM TEAM
AS THE SEASON WENT ON.
BUT I WANT TO KNOW,
WHEN YOU ALL WERE FRIENDS,
WHAT WAS THE DYNAMIC LIKE?
- THE DREAM TEAM
REALLY STARTED BECAUSE
KYLE STARTED SAYING,
"OH, IT'S DIVIDED IN TEAMS."
AND THEN I PANICKED
AND WENT, "OH, MY GOD,
"I GAVE SOME GIRLS HEARTS,
AND SOME DIDN'T,
WHICH WAS A RUDE MISTAKE."
AND SO I WENT,
"OKAY, THE DREAM TEAM."
AND IT KIND OF CONTINUED ON
FROM THERE.
YOU KNOW, I THINK...
WHAT WE FORGET IS
THAT THIS GROUP,
THE DYNAMICS HERE
IS REALLY REAL LIFE.
YOU KNOW, YOU GET
TO KNOW EACH OTHER,
YOU'RE DRAWN TO SOME.
I THINK IT'S NATURAL
THAT YOU DON'T JUST,
YOU KNOW, ARE LOVEY-DOVEY
WITH EVERYBODY.
- WE DIDN'T HAVE
A PACT OR AN ALLIANCE,
I MEAN, OTHER THAN THE FACT
THAT WE ENJOYED
EACH OTHER'S COMPANY.
AND I KNOW I CARED
ABOUT LISA A TON.
AND I LOVE THEM BOTH.
THEY'RE JUST...
THEY'RE SOMETHING FOR ME
TO ASPIRE TO BE.
I WOULD LOVE TO BE CONTROLLED
AND PERFECT
AND NOT BE SO "BLAH"
ALL THE TIME.
BUT THAT'S NOT WHO I AM.
BUT I... YOU KNOW,
I LOOK UP TO THEM.
THEY'RE INSPIRING.
- DO YOU DOUBT THAT SHE WAS
REALLY YOUR FRIEND THEN?
- NO, I JUST FEEL
LIKE I HAD A ROLE,
AND MY ROLE WAS ON THE SHOW
FOR HER TO MOTHER ME.
I THOUGHT OUR FRIENDSHIP CHANGED
WHEN THE CAMERAS TURNED ON
AND IT WASN'T
OUR GENUINE FRIENDSHIP.
WHEN WE WERE ON CAMERA,
YOU BECAME THE LISA
WHO HAD ONE GLASS
OF RED WINE AND ONE VODKA.
AND THE VERY...
- LISTEN, I WORK EVERY NIGHT
IN A RESTAURANT.
I DON'T GET DRUNK.
YOU CAN'T INSINUATE THAT.
- I'VE SAT AND DRANK WITH YOU
TILL 4:00 IN THE MORNING.
- YEAH, AT MY HOUSE.
- NO, AT YOUR HOUSE AND AT SUR.
- WHAT SHE'S SAYING IS
THAT YOU'RE DIFFERENT
ON CAMERA
THAN YOU ARE OFF CAMERA.
- WHEN YOU'RE SAYING THIS TO ME
IN FRONT OF THE OTHER GIRLS,
YOU'RE SAYING IT IN FRONT
OF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE.
AND IT'S LIKE, WHAT?
THAT'S WHY I SAID TO YOU...
- NO, I WAS VERY SUBTLE.
I WOULD PUSH A GLASS TO YOU.
- WHY DO YOU KEEP
BRINGING THIS UP?
IT'S HARMING ME.
IF YOU DON'T BRING IT UP
WHEN WE'RE NOT SHOOTING...
- BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT
THE WORLD TO SEE YOU DRUNK.
I DIDN'T WANT THE WORLD TO SEE
YOU DRINKING FROM A BOTTLE.
- SO THEN TELL ME
WHEN WE'RE NOT SHOOTING.
- BUT I HAVE TO SAY IT NOW.
- SAY IT TOMORROW? "NO ALCOHOL."
MY PERSONAL FRUSTRATION IS
THAT I WANT CONSISTENCY.
I DON'T... IF YOU'RE GONNA
POINT IT OUT,
POINT IT OUT WHEN WE'RE
AT THE POLO LOUNGE
AND THERE'S NO CAMERAS AND SAY,
"OKAY, BRANDI, TOMORROW,
"I KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE THE KIDS,
"BUT NO DRINKING.
NO MATTER WHAT."
DON'T POINT IT OUT
WHEN WE'RE ON CAMERA
SITTING THERE.
- BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
- I DON'T BECAUSE...
- I TRIED TO...
- IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE TO ME
WHEN WE DO IT ON CAMERA.
- HONEY, I DON'T WANT YOU
TO DRINK TOO MUCH ANY TIME.
ON CAMERA, OFF CAMERA.
- I'M 41. IT'S GONNA HAPPEN.
- TIFFANY FROM SANTA MONICA
SAID, "BRANDI,
"AFTER THE DINNER AT SUR,
YOLANDA TOLD YOU
"THAT YOU HAD TO CHANGE
THE WAY YOU ACT.
"AND YOU AGREED.
"BUT LISA MOTHERS YOU,
AND YOU GET MAD?
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?"
- YOLANDA'S CONSISTENT
ON AND OFF CAMERA.
YOU SAID, "YOLANDA'S DREAM TEAM
IS A NIGHTMARE.
"THIS IS THE BEHAVIOR
OF A MEAN SORORITY GIRL.
"WE TEACH YOU SOMETHING
ABOUT BEING A GOOD HOST.
"NO MATTER HOW BEAUTIFUL YOUR
HOUSE AND YOUR TABLE IS SET,
"IF YOU INVITE YOUR GUESTS
WITH THE CLEAR INTENTION
"TO MAKE THEM FEEL SECOND TIER,
THIS IS CLASSLESS
AND IT IS TASTELESS."
- MM-HMM.
BECAUSE SHE SAID I WAS
A BAD HOST IN PALM SPRINGS
FOR NOT JUMPING IN THE POOL.
SO I AM PAYING HER BACK.
THAT'S WHAT'S BEING
A BAD HOST IS.
- IT'S OKAY. I CAN TAKE IT.
- WELL, SHE ALREADY SAID SORRY.
- THAT'S WHAT CHILDREN DO.
[laughter]
- NO, CHILDREN DIVIDE TEAMS.
- SHE ALREADY APOLOGIZED.
- I ALREADY APOLOGIZED.
- WELL, I HAVE TO WRITE IT
IN MY BLOG,
JUST LIKE EVERYBODY STATED
THAT WE HAVE TO WRITE OUR BLOG.
- DO YOU EVER LET ANYBODY...
- JUST LIKE YOU SAID...
- I WOULD HATE TO BE MARRIED
TO YOU.
- KYLE, WHAT MADE YOU THINK
THAT YOU WERE SEEING
AN ALLIANCE BETWEEN
THE THREE OF THEM?
- YOU COULD FEEL IT.
IT WAS CLEAR AS DAY. - HOW?
- WE WOULD BE IN A GROUP.
THEY WOULD KIND OF HUDDLE
AND LAUGH.
AND THEY HAVE THIS,
YOU KNOW, CAMARADERIE TOGETHER,
AND JUST SORT OF, LIKE...
- BUT IT'S A CAMARADERIE,
NOT AN ALLIANCE.
IT'S WE'RE FRIENDS.
LIKE, YOU'RE DRAWN TO PEOPLE
MORE THAN OTHER PEOPLE.
- AND THEN THEY HAD THIS LITTLE
TEAM, IT JUST FELT LIKE.
AND THEN SO WE'D GO OUT,
THEY WERE TOGETHER,
AND KIND OF, LIKE,
DOING THEIR THING,
AND WE WERE VERY ALIENATED.
- BETTY FROM TOPEKA, KANSAS,
SAID,
"DID KYLE SEE HOW BITCHY
LISA, YOLANDA, AND BRANDI WERE
"AT THEIR LUNCH?
THEY SAID SHE HAD NO FRIENDS."
KYLE, LISA ALWAYS SAID SHE
WANTED YOU TO HAVE HER BACK.
SO HOW DID SEEING THAT LUNCH
MAKE YOU FEEL?
- THAT WAS ANOTHER OPPORTUNITY
TO TRY TO TAKE ME DOWN
AND TO SAY, OF COURSE,
IF YOU WANT TO MAKE A FRIEND,
YOU KNOW, PUT YOUR HOUSE
ON THE MARKET.
I ONLY MET YOU...
- I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT.
YOU'RE RIGHT. BUT...
- I MET YOU...
- I KIND OF HAVE FELT, YOU KNOW,
WE'D HAD THE DISCUSSION
AT REUNION.
I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID IT.
IT WAS A FLIPPANT REMARK.
- BUT THAT WAS ALSO INVENTED
TO MAKE MY HUSBAND LOOK BAD.
THAT WAS AN INVENTION
TO MAKE MY HUSBAND LOOK BAD.
- YEAH, IT WAS
A FLIPPANT REMARK.
- DO YOU WANT TO APOLOGIZE?
- YEAH, I APOLOGIZE.
I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT.
- I MET YOU THROUGH MAURICIO.
- YEAH.
- I MET ADRIENNE THROUGH MAU...
I MET CAMILLE THROUGH MAURICIO.
I DIDN'T NEED TO COZY UP.
THOSE WERE MY HUSBAND'S CLIENTS.
SO I APPRECIATE THE APOLOGY
AND I'LL TAKE IT.
- LISA, IT WAS A LOT OF FUN
WATCHING YOU
AS THE FIRST HOUSEWIFE COMPETING
ON DANCING WITH THE STARS.
WE GOT A LOT OF VIEWER QUESTIONS
ABOUT THAT.
- IT WAS SO HARD.
- ROSE FROM ATLANTA, GEORGIA,
SAID,
"I'VE BEEN A NURSE
FOR OVER 30 YEARS.
"I'VE NEVER SEEN
SUCH A GRACEFUL FAINT.
"PEOPLE DON'T FALL LIKE
THAT BENDING THEIR KNEES
"AND REACHING OUT FOR SOMEONE
TO HELP THEM
FALL GENTLY TO THE FLOOR."
- WELL, HE WAS HOLDING MY HAND
AT THE TIME, WASN'T HE?
- WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT
THE GIRLS' RESPONSE
TO YOUR FAINT?
- WELL, I THOUGHT IT WAS
VERY MEAN AND VERY HURTFUL.
I WAS STRUGGLING.
I MEAN, IN THREE DAYS,
I DANCED SEVEN HOURS A DAY.
I TOOK... I DID THREE LIVE SHOWS.
AND WENT TO NEW YORK AND BACK
ON THE RED-EYE.
IT WAS CRAZY.
- THAT'S WHY I JOKED.
I WOULD'VE PRETENDED TO FAINT.
I COULD NOT HAVE DONE THAT.
SO THAT'S WHY I WAS, LIKE...
- SO WHEN THEY WERE MAKING
IT LIKE I WAS FAKING IT...
- BUT YOU CAN'T PRETEND TO FAKE.
I MEAN, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
- SO WHEN...
- I THINK.
[laughs] - YOU DO?
- I'VE DONE IT.
- REALLY?
- OF COURSE YOU HAVE.
- SO, YEAH.
I'VE HAD BRAIN SCANS
FOR DIZZINESS.
I'D BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL
FOR A WEEK
WITH INNER EAR PROBLEMS.
SO THAT HAS COMPROMISED MY LIFE.
AND I HAD A BLACKOUT
IN VILLA ROSA.
MY BLOOD PRESSURE'S TOO LOW.
90 OVER 60.
WILL I FAINT AGAIN?
100% IF I DON'T TAKE CARE
OF MYSELF.
IT'S TOUCH AND GO.
- SCOTTY FROM MOBILE, ALABAMA...
- [laughs] TOUCH AND GO.
- WELL, IT IS. WELL, IT'S NOT...
- A LITTLE BIT AGGRESSIVE.
TOUCH AND GO.
- I'M NOT SAYING...
NO, I'M NOT SAYING
I'M UNHEALTHY. - RIGHT.
- I'M JUST SAYING...
- I GOT THE PADDLES.
DON'T WORRY.
- WELL, THANK YOU
FOR YOUR SUPPORT.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.
- I HAVE TO ASK YOU, ADMITTEDLY,
BY YOUR ADMISSION... - YES.
- AND IT'S SOMETHING
THAT HAS COME UP
AT THESE REUNIONS EVERY YEAR
WHERE I BROUGHT UP THINGS
THAT YOU'VE SAID
ABOUT THE OTHER WOMEN
AND YOU'VE SAID,
"I WAS JOKING. I WAS JOKING."
AND THE OTHER WOMEN HAVE SAID,
"YEAH, BUT YOU
KIND OF HURT MY FEELINGS.
- YEAH.
- DO YOU FEEL LIKE
IF KYLE AND KIM
WERE HAVING A LAUGH
AT YOUR EXPENSE
ABOUT THE FAINTING
AND DOING THE FAKE FAINT
IN THEIR INTERVIEW AND ALL THAT,
DO YOU FEEL LIKE IN THE SAME...
- IT WASN'T ABOUT TAKING
THE PISS OUT OF THAT.
IT WAS ABOUT THEY WERE
CHALLENGING MY INTEGRITY
SAYING I FAKED IT.
- DO YOU FEEL YOU CAN TAKE
A JOKE?
- I'M ALWAYS SAYING
SELF-DEPRECATING THINGS
ON CAMERA.
I'M ALWAYS SAYING THINGS
ABOUT MYSELF.
- YOU ARE, BUT MY QUESTION IS...
YOU DEFINITELY ARE.
- YES, MY HUMOR IS ENGLISH.
- THE QUESTION IS, WHEN...
- IT'S SO SELF-DEPRECATING.
- I KNOW.
- BUT WHEN I...
- AND YOU MAKE JOKES
ABOUT OTHERS TOO.
THAT ARE FUNNY, BY THE WAY.
- YEAH.
- BUT SOMETIMES HURT
OTHER PEOPLE'S FEELINGS.
- RIGHT.
- SO MY QUESTION IS...
- LIKE MALOOF HOOF.
- WHEN OTHERS MAKE JOKES
ABOUT YOU...
- YEAH, BUT MALOOF HOOF
WAS FUNNY.
- YEAH, TO YOU,
BUT NOT TO ADRIENNE.
- YES, I APOLOGIZED
FOR THAT AS WELL.
- NO, BUT YOU'VE APOLOGIZED
A LOT, SO I'M JUST SAYING...
- WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT,
I'M GONNA NEVER
SAY ANYTHING FUNNY ON CAMERA.
- NO, NO.
- IT'S A DIFFERENT SENSE
OF HUMOR.
- NO, NO.
THAT'S NOT THE POINT, LISA.
- I'M ASKING YOU
IF YOU CAN TAKE IT
LIKE YOU CAN DISH IT OUT.
COMING UP...
I FEEL LIKE BY THE END,
ALL OF YOU ARE GONNA BE HUGGING.
- I'M ASKING YOU IF YOU CAN TAKE
IT LIKE YOU CAN DISH IT OUT.
BECAUSE I THINK YOUR COSTARS
DON'T THINK THAT YOU CAN.
- WELL, I TAKE
THE PISS OUT OF HER.
- TERRIBLY.
- I DON'T THINK IT'S A BIG DEAL.
- YEAH, I DO.
- I MEAN, HONESTLY.
BECAUSE HONESTLY, I THINK...
- WELL, I DO, THOUGH.
- AND I DON'T THINK THAT MAKES
YOU A BAD PERSON.
YOU CAN SAY, "MAYBE I DO JOKE,
AND I'M MORE SENSITIVE
WHEN IT'S DIRECTED AT ME."
THAT'S NOT A BIG DEAL.
- SOMETHING ABOUT THE FAINT,
YES, I WAS SENSITIVE TO THAT.
- AND YOU SHOULD BE.
IT'S NOT THAT YOU'RE MORE
PERFECT OR LESS PERFECT
THAN ANYBODY HERE. WE ALL...
NONE OF US ARE PERFECT.
ALL OF US MAKE MISTAKES
EVERY DAY, AND SOMETIMES WE JUST
NEED TO ACKNOWLEDGE.
MY POINT WAS THAT
YOU WERE GOING AROUND
SAYING YOU'RE A REALLY GOOD
FRIEND OF MINE.
YOU KNOW MY CHILDREN SO WELL.
- YEAH.
- YOU'RE WITH MY FAMILY.
YOU HAVE CHRISTMAS DINNERS
WITH US.
BUT HERE I AM, LOCKED
IN THE HOUSE FOR 18 MONTHS
AND YOU CAME TO SEE ME ONCE.
YOU NEVER WENT TO ME AND SAID...
- CAN YOU EXPLAIN IT TO ME
THOUGH?
- YOU NEVER WENT TO ME AND SAID,
"YOLANDA, I'M SORRY.
I AM YOUR FRIEND, I JUST
DON'T HAVE TIME TO SHOW UP."
OR "I DON'T HAVE TIME
TO CALL YOU."
OR "I DON'T HAVE TIME
TO TEXT YOU."
JUST ACKNOWLEDGE WHAT...
- YEAH, BUT CAN I...
- IT'S ALL ABOUT HAVING...
ONCE SOMEBODY SAYS,
"I ACKNOWLEDGE
WHAT YOU'RE FEELING,"
THEN WE CAN MOVE ON.
WE DIDN'T MOVE ON
BECAUSE EVERY TIME
I TRIED TO HAVE
THE CONVERSATION WITH YOU,
YOU MINIMIZED IT
AND YOU WERE LIKE,
"OH, YEAH, OH, YEAH."
YOU KNOW. AND YOU DON'T...
YOU DIDN'T REALLY HEAR ME,
AND I NEEDED TO BE HEARD.
- WELL, I DID GO DOWN
A COUPLE OF TIMES,
MAYBE YOLANDA'S FORGOTTEN,
BECAUSE I WENT DOWN TO SIT
ON THE BED WITH HER
AND SPENT THE DAY WITH HER.
ANOTHER TIME I WENT DOWN TO HAVE
DINNER WITH HER, DAVID, AND KEN.
WE DROVE DOWN TO A RESTAURANT
OPPOSITE NOBU.
DO YOU REMEMBER THAT?
- YES, I REMEMBER THAT.
- I CALLED HER MANY TIMES.
I KNOW I'M OVERLOADED.
I KNOW WHEN I SAY I'M BUSY
AND IT'S NOT A COMPETITION.
BECAUSE IF IT'S A COMPETITION
OF WHO'S THE BUSIEST,
THEN I'M LOSING.
BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE THE TIME
TO DO ALL THE THINGS I WANT
TO DO.
I'M JUST STRUGGLING
TRYING TO STAY AFLOAT,
YOU KNOW, WITH EVERYTHING
GOING ON.
BUT I'M SORRY THAT YOU FELT
LIKE THAT.
I WOULDN'T WANT YOU
TO MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE THAT.
- I ACCEPT THAT.
I JUST WISH YOU WOULD'VE
SAID THAT TO ME,
YOU KNOW, SEVEN MONTHS AGO.
I'M SURE I WAS REALLY DIFFICULT
TO GET ALONG WITH
THESE LAST TWO YEARS BECAUSE
I JUST COULDN'T FUNCTION.
AND MAYBE I WAS BORING
OR GRUMPY.
AND YES, I MIGHT HAVE BEEN
SENSITIVE ABOUT THINGS
THAT I USUALLY WOULDN'T
BE SENSITIVE ABOUT
OR I MIGHT NOT REMEMBER
THE THINGS COMPLETELY.
BUT I ALWAYS COME FROM A PLACE
OF GOOD INTENTIONS.
- EXACTLY, YOU DON'T REMEMBER
I WAS THERE EVERY DAY
HOLDING YOUR HAND...
[laughter] - OKAY.
- THAT'S FUNNY.
- THIS IS GOOD.
I LIKE IT.
I FEEL LIKE BY THE END,
ALL OF YOU ARE GONNA BE HUGGING.
- UGH.
- THAT'S HOW I FEEL.
THAT'S RIGHT.
NEXT WEEK,
THE REUNION CONTINUES.
- I DON'T WANT TO HAVE
A FACELIFT.
I DON'T WANT TO END UP LIKE...
- I MISSED A HUGE CHUNK
OF MY [bleep] LIFE.
- OKAY, BUT THAT'S NOT MY...
- AND MY CHILDREN'S LIVES.
- I GET IT.
- AND I'M SORRY
IF I MISSED A PARTY OR TWO.
- I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE
CALLED PAPARAZZI.
- [laughs]
- AND I WOULD NOT DO IT.
- YOU'RE A LIAR
AND YOU'RE A HYPOCRITE.
- WHAT, I'M GONNA START ASKING
YOU ABOUT YOUR RELIGION?
- GO AHEAD! I DON'T CARE.
I'M PROUD OF IT.
- WELL, I'M PROUD
OF MY RELIGION.
- WHAT SHOULD I DO?
ASK YOU ABOUT YOUR SEX TOYS?
- I'M NOT IN THE BATHROOM
DOING COCAINE,
I'M NOT IN THE CAR SMOKING POT.
I LIKE MY WINE.
- I THINK THAT BRANDI TAKES IT
TOO FAR.
- BRANDI, DO YOU BELIEVE
WHAT LISA'S SAYING?
- NO.
- WHY DO YOU WANT
TO BE MY FRIEND?
- YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND
HOW INSULTING YOU ARE.
- I MISS HER.
- YOU WOULD LIKE WHAT FROM KYLE?
- NOTHING.
- [crying] YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU.
- NO, I KNOW THAT.
BUT YOU HAVE SAID
SOME AWFUL THINGS.
- WITCHY [bleep] POO, BE QUIET.
- YOU ARE JUST TRASH.
- THE THREE-PART
BEVERLY HILLS REUNION BEGINS...
- YOU CAN MANIPULATE ANYONE.
- OH.
I LOVE THAT. THANK YOU.
- ANYONE.
- I'VE BEEN
A VERY GOOD FRIEND TO YOU.
- YES, AND YOU'VE BEEN
A VERY [bleep] FRIEND
AT THE SAME TIME.
- THAT IS ONE THING IN SOBRIETY,
IF I NEED HIM,
I'M GONNA CALL ON HIM,
WHEREVER THE HELL I AM.
- I CAN OUTTALK YOU
ALL DAY LONG.
I JUST DON'T WANT TO LOSE
MY [bleep] VOICE.
- I CAN TALK, TOO.
- ALL RIGHT.
- I CAN TALK, TOO.
- DO YOU EVER LET ANYBODY...
I WOULD HATE
TO BE MARRIED TO YOU.
- THAT'S WRONG,
SO AT LEAST ADMIT
ONE THING YOU'VE DONE WRONG.
CAN YOU NOT SAY ONE THING?
- WHY DO YOU WANT TO BE
MY FRIEND?
- I AM AN ACTRESS...
- YOU'RE ACTING NOW.
ICE SKATES ARE THERE.
YOU COULD GO.
- [laughs]
- SOCHI'S CALLING.
- I DON'T TALK ABOUT
YOUR HUSBAND'S PEE-PEE.
- IT'S BEAUTIFUL, IT'S BIG.
YES, I'M PROUD OF IT.
JUST LIKE YOU'RE PROUD
OF YOUR DONKEY.
[laughter]
- YOU'RE A LIAR
AND YOU'RE A HYPOCRITE.
- YEAH.
- AND YOU'RE A PHONY.
- AND YOU'RE A BIGOT.
- AND A FRAUD.
- YOU WERE GOING AROUND
SAYING YOU'RE
A REALLY GOOD FRIEND OF MINE,
BUT HERE I AM, LOCKED
IN THE HOUSE FOR 18 MONTHS,
AND YOU CAME TO SEE ME ONCE.
- YOU'RE FULL
OF [bleep] RIGHT NOW.
YOU'RE A BIG LIAR.
- IT'S BEEN HARD.
FELT SO HURT, YEAH.
- THAT'S WHY I DON'T LIKE YOU.
YOU'RE RUDE. I'M NOT DONE.
I DON'T.
YOU'RE SO OBSESSED
ABOUT MY RELIGION.
- I DON'T GIVE
A FLYING [ bleep] ABOUT YOU.
- [crying] I STILL MISS HER
EVERY DAY.
I MISS HER.
- IF THERE WAS A FIRE BURNING
AND WE WERE BOTH IN IT...
THERE'S SCHEANA AND THERE'S ME,
AND YOU COULD SAVE ONE PERSON,
WHO ARE YOU GONNA SAVE?
- HEY, EVERYBODY.
WELCOME TO THE REAL HOUSEWIVES
OF BEVERLY HILLS REUNION.
I'M ANDY COHEN, JOINED BY
THE DAZZLING
AND DIVINE LADIES
OF BEVERLY HILLS.
HI, LISA. - HEY, ANDY.
- IN PINK.
- AS ALWAYS.
- HI, CARLTON.
- HELLO.
- A RARE COLOR FOR YOU.
- I KNOW.
I WAS KICKING AND SCREAMING
ABOUT THIS ONE.
- AH.
- [laughs]
- HELLO, YOLANDA.
- HI.
- NICE TO SEE YOU.
- NICE TO SEE YOU.
- I LIKE YOUR SHORT HAIR.
- THANK YOU.
- SPEAKING OF HAIR, HI, JOYCE.
- HELLO, THERE.
- GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- NICE TO SEE YOU, TOO.
- KYLE RICHARDS.
- HELLO, ANDY.
- HI, BRANDI.
- HI, ANDY.
- YOU LOOK VERY...'40s?
- UH, WHY DO YOU HAVE
TO TALK ABOUT MY AGE?
- 1940s.
- [laughs]
[laughter]
- HI, KIM.
- HI, ANDY.
- GREAT TO SEE YOU.
- GOOD TO SEE YOU, TOO.
- LOVIN' TURTLES TODAY?
- I LOVE TURTLES EVERY DAY.
- GOOD.
[laughter]
IT'S BEEN
A REALLY DRAMATIC SEASON.
WE'VE GOT A LOT TO TALK ABOUT.
BEFORE WE GET INTO
SOME FUN STUFF,
YOU ALL JUST SAW
THE LAST COUPLE EPISODES.
WHAT DID YOU THINK?
- UM, VERY DRAMATIC.
KIND OF SAD.
AND THERE WERE FUN TIMES, TOO.
IN PUERTO RICO, YOU KNOW,
WE DID HAVE SOME FUN TIMES,
BUT IT WAS SAD,
YOU KNOW,
TO SEE ANYBODY HURT OR UPSET.
ALL OF THAT. - TOUGH TO WATCH?
- YEAH, I THINK SO.
I MEAN, AT THE TIME, OH, MY GOD.
AFTER IT ALL HAPPENED,
FOR A MONTH,
I THINK I CRIED EVERY TIME
I THOUGHT ABOUT IT.
BUT NOW, YOU KNOW,
I'M KIND OF OVER IT.
BUT THEN TO WATCH IT AGAIN,
IT'S LIKE...[groans]
- WAS IT ROUGH BECAUSE YOU
FELT ESTRANGED FROM THE WOMEN?
- YEAH, I JUST FELT THAT
I DIDN'T SEE IT COMING,
BUT, YOU KNOW,
WHEN IT'S HAPPENED BEFORE,
I NEVER SEE IT COMING.
SO I JUST FELT KIND
OF MYSTIFIED AND HURT AND...
I DON'T KNOW.
IT WAS JUST VERY DIFFICULT.
- BRANDI, WHAT ABOUT FOR YOU?
- I JUST THINK IT WAS
A LOT TO TAKE IN.
AND I HAVE A LOT OF ANXIETY
ABOUT IT ALL.
I'M NOT NECESSARILY PROUD
OF ALL OF MY ACTIONS.
BUT ALSO, IT DOES BRING BACK
THE ANGER AGAIN.
- I HAVE TO THINK THAT
NEITHER OF YOU WERE
LOOKING FORWARD TO TODAY,
OR MAYBE YOU WERE
BECAUSE IT'S AN OPPORTUNITY
TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT
BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU.
- I DON'T THINK ANY OF US
REALLY LOOK FORWARD TO TODAY.
[all laughing]
I'D RATHER GO ON A BUILDING SITE
OR DOING SOMETHING ELSE THAN...
- RIGHT.
- I MEAN, IT IS WHAT IT IS.
- I DEFINITELY DIDN'T SLEEP
LAST NIGHT.
I THINK THERE...
MOST OF MY ANXIETY
IS BECAUSE... OF LISA
AND OUR FRIENDSHIP
AND THE DETERIORATION OF IT.
AND ALL OF THE THINGS
THAT WE FOUND OUT.
AND WE HAVEN'T HAD
A PROPER CONVERSATION ABOUT IT,
AND THAT'S THE TRUTH.
WE HAVEN'T SPOKEN.
I SENT HER AN EMAIL ONCE.
- BUT TODAY ON RADAR ONLINE
YOU SAID
THAT I USED TO LIVE DEEP
IN THE VALLEY ON YOUR PODCAST.
- I DIDN'T SAY THAT TODAY.
I SAID THAT WEEKS AGO.
- I USED TO LIVE DEEP
IN THE VALLEY
AND I FILED FOR BANKRUPTCY.
I'VE NEVER LIVED DEEP
IN THE VALLEY
OR FILED FOR BANKRUPTCY.
- KYLE? [chuckles]
- I FILED FOR BANKRUPTCY?
- I NEVER SAID FILED
FOR BANKRUPTCY.
- WELL, NO.
YOU... OKAY, SO, KYLE TOLD ME
YOU USED TO LIVE CALABASAS.
- I'VE NEVER LIVED IN CALABASAS.
- KEN SAID THAT.
- WELL, YOU HAD.
[overlapping chatter]
- CALABASAS IS NOT, YOU KNOW...
- BUT, NO, NO.
I MOVED FROM FRANCE
TO BEVERLY PARK.
- FIRST OF ALL,
THIS IS WHAT I WAS TOLD,
THAT YOU USED TO LIVE
IN CALABASAS, AND YOU USED TO...
- WHO, ME?
- YES.
- I USED TO LIVE IN CALABASAS?
- AND I LOOKED IT UP.
I PAID $9.99 AND YOU DID.
BUT I...
- WELL, WE'VE HAD
MANY PROPERTIES HERE
THAT WE'VE BOUGHT
AND SOLD, BUT...
- IS THERE SOMETHING BAD
ABOUT LIVING IN CALABASAS?
- NO, BUT I DIDN'T LIVE
IN CALABASAS.
I MOVED FROM FRANCE TO HERE.
- HERE'S WHAT'S BAD ABOUT IT.
WHEN SHE USED TO HAVE TO COME
TO MY HOUSE IN THE VALLEY,
YOU USED TO SAY, "I NEED
A PASSPORT TO COME OVER."
- OH, THAT'S A JOKE.
- "I DON'T EVEN ANSWER
THIS AREA CODE."
- YOU USED TO SAY YOU WANTED
TO SLEEP WITH MY HUSBAND.
- YEAH, BUT IT WAS
EVERY SINGLE TIME.
- IT WAS A JOKE.
OH, OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
- AND SO TO FIND OUT YOU
USED TO LIVE IN CALABASAS,
I WAS JUST LIKE...
- I'VE NEVER LIVED IN CALABASAS.
JUST BECAUSE YOU SAY IT,
DOESN'T MEAN IT'S TRUE.
I MOVED FROM FRANCE...
- DON'T THE KARDASHIANS
LIVE IN CALABASAS?
- NO, BUT I DIDN'T LIVE THERE.
- AND JUSTIN BIEBER.
- IT'S JUST LIKE...
- EVERYBODY LIVES IN CALABASAS.
IT'S A GOOD PLACE TO LIVE.
- YEAH, BUT I DON'T KNOW...
- IT'S A BEAUTIFUL PLACE.
- YEAH, BUT IF I'VE LIVED
THERE...
- I'M MOVING TO CALABASAS.
- I WOULD SAY,
"I LIVE IN CALABASAS."
BECAUSE I'VE LIVED IN SOME
FAR BIGGER [bleep]
THAN CALABASAS.
I WAS STILL THE ONE
THAT CAME OVER TO YOU
AND DROVE
ALL THE WAY TO THE VALLEY
OR WHEREVER YOU LIVED
WHEN YOU CALLED ME UP
SAYING, "I'M DYING."
AND I RODE IN THE AMBULANCE
WITH YOU.
SO IT WAS NEVER TOO FAR TO GO.
- I AGREE WITH YOU.
AND I SAY THANK YOU FOR THAT.
YOU HAVE BEEN A GOOD FRIEND.
- YOU'VE ALWAYS... SO, YEAH.
WHEN YOU'RE, LIKE, JOKING
ABOUT SLEEPING WITH MY HUSBAND,
AM I NOT SUPPOSED TO... COME ON.
- YOU ENCOURAGED IT.
YOU LIKED IT.
- OH, PLE... TO SLEEP
WITH MY HUSBAND?
I'M JOKING. IT'S A JOKE.
- YOU ENCOURAGED ME
TO JOKE WITH HIM.
- WHAT ABOUT WHEN YOU...
- LIKE YOUR BOYFRIEND. I'M LIKE,
"WHERE'S MY BOYFRIEND?"
- YEAH, EXACTLY.
- IT WAS A JOKE.
- IT'S A JOKE.
WELL, WHEN I'M JUST ABOUT TO DO
MY VOW RENEWAL, AND YOU SAY,
"YOU BETTER GO DOWN BECAUSE
YOUR HUSBAND'S GONNA DIE SOON,"
SOMETIMES IT'S NOT THAT FUNNY.
JUST SAYING.
BUT, OKAY.
I ALWAYS LAUGH IT OFF.
- WITH YOU AS WELL.
A LOT OF THINGS THAT YOU SAY...
- YES.
- LIKE EX-WIVES DESERVE
TO BE ON THEIR OWN PLANET?
- YES.
- NOT SO FUNNY.
- OKAY.
- BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE BOTH OF YOU
RIDE THE LINE WITH EACH OTHER...
- YEAH.
- AND HAVE RIDDEN THE LINE
WITH EACH OTHER.
AND IT SOUNDS LIKE BOTH OF YOU,
FOR NOT JUST THIS SEASON,
BUT OTHER SEASONS HAVE
SAID THINGS
WHERE YOU'VE THEN SAID,
"I WAS JOKING, I WAS JOKING."
- YES, BUT I WOULDN'T
EVEN BRING IT UP
IF YOU SAID, "MY HUSBAND'S
GONNA DIE SOON,"
'CAUSE I KNOW IT DIDN'T COME
FROM A PLACE OF MEANNESS.
- YOU FELL OUT LAUGHING
WHEN I SAID THAT.
- YEAH, I'M NOT...
- YOU DID.
- STILL, I COULD TAKE
REAL UMBRAGE TO THAT.
- RIGHT. RIGHT.
- AND YOU'VE SAID THINGS
TO ME TOO.
- EXACTLY.
- WE HAVE THE SAME...
PERSO... SAME HUMOR.
THE SAME, WHAT DO YOU CALL IT?
SENSE OF HUMOR.
- NOT PERSONALITY.
SENSE OF HUMOR.
YEAH. - OH.
THAT'S TRUE.
NOT THE SAME PERSONALITY.
- YOLANDA, WHAT DID YOU THINK
OF THE LAST FEW EPISODES?
- YOU KNOW, IT WAS
A LOT TO DIGEST, FOR SURE.
AND FOR ME, MY ONLY ISSUE
WAS REALLY WITH LISA
AND HER NOT ACKNOWLEDGING
THE LITTLE THING
THAT I WANTED TO DISCUSS
WITH US,
WHICH WAS REALLY THE OVERALL
FRIENDSHIP OF US.
- YOU SAID THAT YOU WANTED
TO KNOW
WHETHER YOU WERE LISA'S REAL
FRIEND OR HER HOLLYWOOD FRIEND.
WHAT DID YOU MEAN? - YEAH.
WELL, I'VE JUST...
YOU KNOW,
GOING THROUGH MY BATTLE,
WHICH IS REALLY,
YOU KNOW, NOT IMPORTANT
TO ANYBODY ELSE,
BUT JUST YOU KNOW...
- THAT'S NOT TRUE.
- FOR ME.
SO, YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN DEALING
WITH LYME DISEASE,
AND I JUST THANKFULLY FOUND OUT
TWO MONTHS AGO,
THAT IT HAD PARALYZED
PART OF MY BRAIN,
AND I'VE BEEN LIVING
WITH ONLY A FIFTH
OF MY BRAIN FUNCTION
THAN NORMAL PEOPLE HAVE.
SO I WAS LITERALLY LOCKED
IN THE HOUSE FOR 18 MONTHS
NOT KNOWING WHAT WAS
REALLY WRONG.
I'M FEELING GREAT,
SO THANK GOD I'M HERE.
YOU KNOW, I REALLY TOOK
INVENTORY IN MY LIFE
OF THE PEOPLE THAT WERE IN IT,
AND I JUST FELT THAT,
YOU KNOW,
I HAVE A LOT OF FRIENDS
THAT REALLY DIDN'T SHOW UP.
IN, IN, YOU KNOW,
THE LAST TWO YEARS
THAT I'VE BEEN AT HOME.
YOU KNOW, AS SAD OF A PROCESS
AS THAT WAS, BECAUSE YOU REALIZE
YOU THINK YOU LOVE PEOPLE,
AND, YOU KNOW,
THEY DON'T SHOW UP... IT'S ALSO
KIND OF FREEING
TO KNOW THAT, YOU KNOW,
I HAVE A WHOLE OTHER COMPARTMENT
IN MY HEART
THAT I COULD PUT
THE HOLLYWOOD FRIENDS,
AND I FELT... I THOUGHT
THAT LISA WAS MY TRUE FRIEND.
YOU KNOW, DURING...
AT THE HOSPITAL...
- I COULDN'T. I-I...
- NO, NO, WHICH IS FINE.
I'M NOT SAYING...
- I COULDN'T GO OUT THERE.
- BUT THAT'S THE POINT.
YOU COULD'VE JUST, YOU KNOW,
A CALL TO SAY, "HEY, I'M BUSY.
I'M BUILDING A NEW...
- OH.
- WE SPOKE VERY LITTLE.
I JUST WANTED YOU TO SAY,
"YOU KNOW WHAT,
I'M TOO BUSY TO PARTICIPATE
RIGHT NOW IN THE RELATIONSHIP,"
OR "I CAN'T COME
AND BRING YOU STARBUCK..."
WHATEVER. - YOU KNOW,
I WAS UPSET, VERY UPSET
ABOUT THE PAINTING PARTY.
- BUT IF YOU ARE FRIENDS
LIKE THE WAY I THOUGHT...
- YEAH.
- YOU WOULD CALL ME
THE NIGHT BEFORE,
KNOWING THAT I'M
THE KIND OF PERSON
THAT'S COOKS MYSELF, I MADE
GUACAMOLE, I DID THE FLOWERS,
I PUT THE...
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
I MADE A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT
BECAUSE IT WAS VERY IMPORTANT.
- I DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS.
I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST COME OVER,
PAINTING IN THE GARDEN.
AND I SENT A TEXT.
- BUT EVEN AFTER IT,
WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME
THE NEXT DAY
AND SAY, "YO, I HEARD
IN YOUR VOICE
THAT YOU'RE REALLY UPSET.
I'M SORRY I HURT YOUR FEELINGS"?
LIKE, YOU JUST DISMISS IT
LIKE IT'S NOTHING.
AND YOUR LIFE GOES ON.
- I DIDN'T THINK...
- AND I WAS LEFT BEHIND,
GOING LIKE, "THE PERSON
THAT I THOUGHT
WAS MY FRIEND ISN'T MY FRIEND."
AND IT WAS SOMETHING REALLY
IMPORTANT TO ME
BECAUSE IT WAS MY GIGI LEAVING,
AND IT WOULD'VE BEEN
REALLY IMPORTANT TO HER
TO HAVE YOUR PAINTING THERE
BECAUSE SHE LOVES YOU.
I WAS ALMOST CRYING.
WHEN I LOOK BACK AT THAT TAPE,
I CAN SEE MY MOUTH SHIVERING,
BECAUSE I WAS HONESTLY HURT.
- [sighs]
- COMING UP...
- THAT IS ONE THING IN SOBRIETY,
IF I NEED HIM,
I'M GONNA CALL ON HIM,
WHEREVER THE HELL I AM.
- YOU DON'T HAVE TO MAKE EXCUSES
FOR WANTING TO PRAY.
- WELCOME BACK TO
THE REAL HOUSEWIVES
OF BEVERLY HILLS REUNION.
TURTLE LOVER, DOG WRANGLER,
RACE CAR DRIVER.
YOU CAN'T DEFINE KIM RICHARDS.
AND THIS YEAR, SHE WAS ON TOP
OF HER GAME.
[motor revs]
- WHOO! I LOVE IT.
[laughs]
THIS HAS BEEN A TRANSITION TIME
FOR ME IN MY SOBRIETY.
WHOO!
I THINK RACING CARS
IS JUST THE BEGINNING
OF THE NEW ALPHA CAMP.
- OW!
[laughter]
GET OFF!
- YEAH, KIM! [laughs]
NICE. BEAUTIFUL.
WHOO!
- THE TORTURE IS ALMOST OVER.
[laughter]
- YOU GUYS.
- THE POLICE ARE COMING!
GET OUT, GET OUT.
- I DON'T KNOW THEM.
- AAH!
- [laughs]
- OKAY, RIGHT THERE.
CALM DOWN. OH, MY GOSH.
WAIT, WAIT.
ALL THOSE SQUIRRELS.
THEY'RE SO CUTE.
OOH.
- WHAT IS THAT? OW!
- LET ME SEE.
- SHUT UP!
KIM, SIT DOWN!
I'M GONNA KILL YOU.
- OH, YEAH. [laughs]
OW! - YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THAT.
[wooshing]
[chants] OHMM...
WHOO! OOH!
[laughs] AAH!
[laughs, squeaks]
WHATEVER, I MEAN, YOU KNOW...
[knocks]
WHATEVER.
[inhales] FRESH AIR.
WHOO! WHOO!
[sighs]
[thud] [laughs]
- WHAT IS KIM DOING
PRAYING IN THE CORNER?
- SHE'S LOST OF HER MIND.
- SHE'S PRAYING
TO THE TRASH CAN.
- WHAT? OH, COME ON, GUYS.
THAT WAS SO NOT...
- WHAT WERE YOU DOING?
SHE PRAYING THAT THE BIN
SHOULD BE EMPTIED?
WHAT IS SHE PRAYING FOR?
I CAN'T BE JUDGMENTAL.
- WOOF.
YOU... THIS IS NOT YOURS.
AW, YOU ALREADY
ATE A HOLE IN THIS
AND YOU TOOK HIS EYES OFF.
KINGSLEY.
WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH YOU?
DEFINITELY KINGSLEY HAS BEEN
ONE OF THE BIGGEST PARTS
OF MY GROWTH.
I DON'T KNOW IF I'VE EVER BEEN
WHO I AM TODAY...
I'M SORRY.
DUDE.
I MEAN, I KNOW I'M BACK.
I'M SORRY.
THIS IS ABOUT THE DOG.
[laughs]
KINGSLEY, KINGSLEY, CHECK.
KINGSLEY, KINGSLEY.
KINGSLEY.
GOOD. CHECK.
GOOD DOG... [laughs]
[laughter] GOOD DOG, KINGSLEY!
GOOD... [laughs]
JUST JOKING.
AW. JUST JOKING.
OH, MY GOSH!
JIMMY.
HOW ARE YOU?
JIMMY MCNICHOL.
- I'M SUCH A HUGE FAN OF YOURS,
AND I NEVER MISSED AN EPISODE
OF HELLO, LARRY.
- REALLY?
MY FANS, THEY ALWAYS SAY TO ME,
"YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'VE DONE FOR ME
IN MY LIFE."
AND I JUST SAY, "YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'VE DONE FOR ME."
- THIS WAS A GREAT SEASON
FOR YOU, RIGHT?
- IT IS A GREAT SEASON FOR ME.
I HAD SO MUCH FUN.
I FELT CONFIDENT, I FELT ALIVE,
I FEEL POWERFUL,
AND I'M LOVING MY LIFE
AND MY FAMILY AND MY FRIENDS.
- YOU KNOW, IN VARIOUS STAGES
OF DEALING
WITH SUBSTANCE ABUSE
FOR THE PAST THREE SEASONS,
WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE
HAVING A FULL SEASON
OF SOBER KIM?
- REALLY, FOR ME, THIS IS
THE FIRST REAL SEASON
THAT YOU'RE REALLY GETTING
TO SEE WHO I AM.
AND MAYBE I THINK I'M FEELING
MORE FREE TO BE
THE KOOKY, FUN PERSON
THAT I FEEL I CAN BE.
I THINK FOR TOO LONG,
THAT I ALWAYS FELT I HAD TO BE
KIND OF GUARDED,
AND I DIDN'T FEEL
LIKE I COULD EVER...
LET LOOSE! [laughs]
BE WHAT... I CAN MAKE
THE JOKES I WANT TO MAKE.
AND, YOU KNOW, I THINK THAT
THIS IS WHAT EVERYBODY
GOT TO SEE.
AND... MY KIDS'LL SAY, "OH, MOM.
SO... OH, MY GOD.
WHY'D YOU DO THAT?"
I GO, "BECAUSE I CAN."
YOU KNOW? I CAN.
- SO KYLE, ARE WE NOW GETTING
TO SEE THE REAL KIM?
- YES.
- FOR THE FIRST TIME?
- YES. ABSOLUTELY.
- I MEAN, THE LAST...
- A KOOKIER KIM.
I DON'T THINK I KNEW KIM WAS
SO, LIKE, KOOKY
WHEN WE WERE GROWING UP.
- REALLY?
- YEAH, AND MY GIRLS,
THEY WATCH.
AND THEY, LIKE, DIE LAUGHING
AT EVERYTHING SHE SAYS.
I'M LIKE, I DON'T REMEMBER THAT
WHEN WE WERE LITTLE.
BUT, YOU, LIKE, BECAME KOOKIER.
[laughs]
- [laughs]
- YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH KYLE
SEEMS TO BE AS GOOD
AS WE'VE SEEN IT.
- WE... IT REALLY TOOK
A LONG TIME.
WE WERE NOT IN A GOOD PLACE
BEFORE THE SHOW.
AND THEN OBVIOUSLY, WE WENT
THROUGH A VERY DIFFICULT TIME
DURING THE SHOW,
WHICH EVERYONE KNOWS.
AND THEN AFTER.
BUT RIGHT NOW, IT'S LIKE
A COMPLETELY NEW RELATIONSHIP.
IT FEELS LIKE
A NEW RELATIONSHIP.
A DIFFERENT RELATIONSHIP.
BUT WE HAVE FUN LIKE WE DID
WHEN WE WERE TEENAGERS.
WE LAUGH, YOU KNOW,
WE CALL EACH OTHER,
HYSTERICALLY LAUGHING
ABOUT THINGS
AND TEXT EACH OTHER
ABOUT THINGS.
AND WE'RE REALLY ENJOYING
EACH OTHER
AND JUST REALLY HAVING
EACH OTHER'S BACKS
AND BEING THERE. SO IT'S NICE.
- MELODY FROM
COLUMBIA, SOUTH CAROLINA, SAID,
"LISA, YOU WATCHED KIM
PRAY BY THE TRASH CAN
AND SAID,
'I CAN'T BE JUDGMENTAL.'
THAT DID SOUND JUDGY TO ME."
- WELL, BECAUSE I'VE NEVER
SEEN HER PRAY,
AND SUDDENLY, SHE'S PRAYING
WITH ALL THE CAMERAS,
AND IT'S BY A TRASH CAN.
AND I'M LIKE...
I MEAN, I JUST THOUGHT,
"WHAT ON EARTH IS SHE DOING?"
- BUT WHAT WOULD...
YOU'VE SEEN ME FALL DOWN
THE STAIRS,
YOU'VE SEEN ME FALL
AND BE DRUNK.
YOU'VE SEEN US BE DRUNK BEFORE.
WHAT WOULD MAKE...
WHAT IS MORE STRANGE TO YOU?
THAT I WOULD BE INTOXICATED
OR THAT
I MIGHT PICK A MOMENT TO PRAY?
I MEAN...
- SHE DIDN'T REALIZE
SHE WAS BY A GARBAGE CAN.
- YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
BUT YOU COULD MAKE...
- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
I WOULDN'T JUDGE YOU ON FALLING
AND BEING DRUNK.
- WE TOLD HER AFTERWARDS...
- I WOULD RATHER YOU JUDGE ME
ON BEING INTOXICATED THAN...
- NO, NO, BUT I JUST THOUGHT
IT WAS VERY STRANGE.
I'VE BEEN YOU SUDDENLY DROP
TO YOUR KNEES AND PRAY.
- BUT I'M SOBER TODAY.
AND AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE,
IF I FEEL A NEED
TO JUST NEED GOD...
THAT IS ONE THING IN SOBRIETY,
IF I NEED HIM,
I'M GONNA CALL ON HIM
WHEREVER THE HELL I AM.
- YOU DON'T HAVE TO MAKE EXCUSES
FOR WANTING TO PRAY. - RIGHT.
- WELL, NICOLE FROM PROVIDENCE,
RHODE ISLAND, SAID,
"KIM, I'M WORRIED THAT
I'M GONNA PICK UP THE PAPER
ONE MORNING AND READ ABOUT
YOUR DOG HAVING EATEN YOU."
KYLE, ARE YOU CONCERNED
ABOUT KIM AND KINSLEY?
- I DO WORRY A LITTLE BIT,
TO BE HONEST.
BUT, YOU KNOW,
YOU HEAR THESE STORIES,
AND I THINK, OH, MY GOSH.
YOU KNOW,
WHEN SHE DOESN'T ANSWER
HER PHONE OR A TEXT...
I GET WORRIED THAT THE DOG
MAYBE DID SOMETHING.
[overlapping chatter]
- SHE'LL CALL ME...
- HE WENT LIKE, "HA,"
TO THE TRAINER.
I GOT NERVOUS, YOU KNOW?
JUST BECAUSE OF THE STORIES
I'VE HEARD.
YOU KNOW, NOTHING
FROM WHAT I'VE SEEN.
- SHE'LL CALL ME, AND I DON'T
ANSWER THE PHONE,
AND SHE'LL CALL AGAIN.
AND A MATTER OF, LIKE,
ME JUST NOT BEING,
LIKE, YOU KNOW, IN THE KITCHEN,
OR IN THE BATH,
AND I'LL, LIKE, COME OUT
AND THERE'S TWO MESSAGES,
MISSED CALLS.
AND THEN A TEXT, "ARE YOU OKAY?
DID THE DOG EAT YOU?"
I'M LIKE, "ARE YOU OKAY?"
SERIOUSLY, KYLE.
- P.J. FROM ODESSA, TEXAS, SAID,
"KIM, KINGSLEY IS BIG,
LOYAL, AND CUDDLY."
- THAT'S RIGHT.
- "BUT HE IS A DOG.
WHEN ARE YOU GONNA GET BACK OUT
THERE AND GET A MAN?"
- [laughs]
- WHO SAID THIS?
- [laughs]
- P.J. FROM ODESSA, TEXAS.
- WELL, P.J.,
I DON'T SEE YOU STEPPING UP.
WHERE ARE YOU?
[laughter] - THAT'S FUNNY.
- NO, IT'S TRUE.
I DO SPEND MOST OF MY TIME
WITH MY DOG
AND AT THE GYM RIGHT NOW.
AND I THINK IT WAS
JUST A MATTER OF ME
FOCUSING ON MYSELF FOR A WHILE.
AFTER KIMBERLY LEFT, I WAS LIKE,
"WELL, I'M GONNA GET...
I'MA START DATING." MM-MM.
- IS JIMMY MCNICHOL SINGLE?
- [laughs]
- I HAVE BEEN DATING JIMMY MCN...
NO, JUST JOKING. - [laughs]
- [mouths silently]
- AND HE LOOKED GOOD.
JUST JOKING.
NO, I'M NOT...
- I'M GONNA FIND HER SOMEBODY.
I AM DATING HERE AND THERE,
A LITTLE BIT,
BUT NOT JIMMY MCNICHOL.
- YOLANDA, YOU BUTTED HEADS
WITH KIM EARLY THIS SEASON.
YOU WROTE IN YOUR BLOG
ABOUT CIRQUE SCHOOL,
"I DON'T PARTICULARLY CARE
FOR THE WAY
"SHE SPOKE TO ME AND REPEATEDLY
TOLD US
"HOW TO BEHAVE AT AN AFTERNOON
OF ADULT WOMEN'S GYMNASTICS."
- [chuckles]
- HOW IS YOUR RELATIONSHIP
WITH HER NOW?
- IT'S FINE.
YOU KNOW, I THINK THAT
THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME
I SAW KIM AFTER
LAST YEAR'S REUNION.
- MM.
- AND, YOU KNOW, THERE WAS
JUST SOME ATTITUDE,
AND I... YOU KNOW,
LIKE I SAID, I MEAN,
I'VE BEEN... THAT MORNING,
I COULD BARELY
GET OUT OF BED AND I WAS GRUMPY
AND OVER-SENSITIVE.
AND I REMEMBER, YOU KNOW,
COMING THERE
AND SHE WAS KIND OF, YOU KNOW,
GIVING A LITTLE BIT
OF AN ATTITUDE,
AND I WAS SENSITIVE TO THAT.
AND... BUT WE'VE WORKED
THROUGH THAT.
I MEAN, IT'S... IT'S... YOU KNOW.
- I THINK FOR ME, IT WAS...
I WANTED SO MUCH
'CAUSE THERE HAD BEEN
A FEW THINGS WE'D GONE TO,
AND EVERYBODY WAS ON EDGE
AND ARGUING.
AND I WANTED SO MUCH JUST TO GO
TO SOMETHING
THAT I HAD PUT TOGETHER.
I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE
A PERFECT PLACE
FOR ALL OF US GIRLS TO GO.
IT WAS LIKE HOW TO EXERCISE
AND FUN
AND HOW THIS WOULD BE
A GREAT EXPERIENCE.
ALL THIS FIGHTING HAD BEEN GOING
ON AMONGST ALL OF US
AT THIS POINT.
- NO, BUT IN THE BEGINNING,
NO FIGHTING HAD HAPPENED YET.
- NOT YET, TILL WE GOT THERE.
- WE HAD JUST ARRIVED...
- AND I WAS JUST LIKE, "WAIT."
THERE HAD ALREADY BEEN
A LITTLE BIT THINGS,
AND, LIKE, I GUESS BRANDI HAD
COME IN AND SAID,
"OH, YOU KNOW, THERE'S SOMETHING
ABOUT THE PAPARAZZI."
AND I SAID, "OH, LET'S NOT DO
THAT, PLEASE.
I JUST WANT THIS TO GO WELL."
AND SHE'S LIKE, "WELL,
THE PAPARAZZI...
AND THEY CAME UP TO ME."
AND I WAS LIKE, "PLEASE."
AND THEN YOLANDA GOES, "WELL,
LET HER TALK."
AND I WAS LIKE, "CAN WE JUST..."
- NOT TALK ABOUT IT.
- NOT TODAY. NOT TODAY.
AND I... I DID. - BUT... BUT...
WHICH SHOWS EVERYBODY DEALS
WITH THEIR, YOU KNOW,
PROBLEMS DIFFERENT.
SHE WAS LIKE, "DON'T TALK."
I'M THE KIND OF, LIKE...
- LET'S GET IT OUT.
- WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET.
LET'S JUST SAY IT
AND THEN WE CAN GO
AND HANG, SWING IN THE ROPES
AND WE CAN MOVE ON,
BUT WE JUST HAD A DIFFERENT...
- AND I GOT BOSSY
BECAUSE I JUST WANTED
TO HAVE ONE THING
GO MY WAY FOR ONCE,
AND SO, YOU KNOW, SHE'S LIKE,
"DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO."
AND I'M LIKE...
SO IT DID GET A LITTLE...
BUT, YOU KNOW.
- SO YOU'VE BEEN ON THE SHOW
FOUR SEASONS,
TWO OF THEM REALLY ROUGH.
- MM-HMM.
- ONE RAW AND ONE GREAT.
HAS THE SHOW BEEN
A GOOD THING FOR YOU
OR NOT A GOOD THING?
- THE SHOW HAS BEEN
REALLY WONDERFUL FOR ME.
I FEEL THAT THE SHOW HAS HELPED
NOT ONLY
KEEP ME SOBER AND ACCOUNTABLE
FOR MYSELF,
BUT IT'S HELPED ME
HELP OTHER PEOPLE.
I LOVE MY FAMILY HERE.
I LOVE...
FEELING IMPORTANT
AND MAKING PEOPLE SMILE
AND LAUGH.
AND...
AND I FEEL LIKE WITH
ALL OF THE PEOPLE OUT THERE
THAT HAVE TOLD ME
I'M AN INSPIRATION,
YOU HELP KEEP ME SOBER TODAY
WITH SHARING MY STORY.
LOVE IT.
IT'S JUST... YOU GUYS
HAVE SAVED MY LIFE.
- WOW. THAT'S GREAT.
COMING UP...
- WELL, I'M SORRY.
THE OLYMPICS STARTED YESTERDAY.
AND YOUR ICE SKATES ARE THERE.
YOU COULD GO.
- YOU SHOULD GO. [laughter]
- WHY, YOU THINK SHE LOOKS
LIKE AN ICE SKATER?
- YEAH.
- LIKE, IN HER OUTFIT?
- YES. SOCHI'S CALLING.
- JOYCE, I WANT TO TURN TO YOU.
YOU'RE OUR FIRST LATINA
HOUSEWIFE OF BEVERLY HILLS.
HOW DID YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT?
- I FELT GREAT.
I MEAN, IT'S GREAT TO BE
THE FIRST LATINA
AND TO REPRESENT MY CULTURE.
- WELL, AS THE NEW KID
ON THE BLOCK,
LIFE CAN BE TOUGH.
BUT THIS STUNNING
FORMER BEAUTY QUEEN
QUICKLY PROVED SHE WASN'T
GONNA BE PUSHED AROUND,
OR DARE I SAY IT, BULLIED.
MEET JOYCE.
[gunshots]
- POOM, POOM, POOM.
- WELL, JOYCE IS KIND OF
A FORMIDABLE OPPONENT.
LET'S BE HONEST ABOUT THAT.
[gunshot] - NOW WE'RE TALKING!
- BRANDI TOLD ME THAT LISA
DOES NOT TAKE
CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM.
THAT SHE CAN GIVE CRITICISM,
BUT SHE DOESN'T TAKE IT.
- THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID.
- YES, IT WAS.
- WHEN HAVE I...
- OH, WOW. OKAY.
I GAVE YOU ADVICE,
AND YOU TOOK IT,
AND YOU TWISTED IT INTO
SOMETHING IT WASN'T.
- NO, I DIDN'T.
- YOU'RE SO STUPID.
- NO, NO. DON'T CALL HER STUPID.
DON'T EVEN... - YOU'RE STUPID.
- I LOST A DOG BEFORE, SO...
IT'S NOT
A [bleep] COMPETITION, JOYCE.
WHY DOES IT ALWAYS HAVE
TO BE ABOUT YOU?
JACQUELINE.
DO WE HAVE DRINKS?
IS THERE A WAY TO...
- JOYCE, BABE. JOYCE.
- OH, I'M SORRY.
- JOYCE.
- "YOYCE"?
- JOYCE.
- JACQUELINE,
TELL US WHAT YOU'D LIKE TO DO.
HALF THE TIME
WHEN I CALL JOYCE "JACQUELINE,"
IT IS GOD HONEST A ACCIDENT.
SHE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A "JOYCE."
"JOYCE" IS A BIG, FAT PIG.
- [laughs]
YOU CANNOT SAY THAT.
- I CAN SAY THAT.
THE OTHER HALF OF THE TIME,
I DO IT TO ANNOY HER
BECAUSE I FIND HER ANNOYING.
JACQUELINE,
GET IN THE [bleep] POOL.
I CAN'T SWIM.
- YOU'RE A BLACK PERSON.
- DID THAT REALLY JUST COME OUT
OF YOUR MOUTH?
- [laughs]
- IS THAT BAD?
- YOU'RE RACIST, A BULLY.
- DON'T EVEN GO THERE.
- I'M RACIST?
- YOU'RE A RACIST.
I AM BLACK.
PUERTO RICANS ARE BLACK,
THEY'RE INDIAN,
AND THEY'RE SPANISH.
- SO ARE CUBANS,
AND THAT'S
WHO I [bleep] MARRIED,
AND THAT'S WHAT MY [bleep] KIDS
ARE, SO SHUT THE [bleep] UP.
LET'S JUST AGREE.
I DON'T LIKE YOU,
YOU DON'T LIKE ME.
- I DON'T NEED TO LIKE YOU.
- I'M NOT A BULLY.
IF I WAS A BULLY,
I WOULD'VE KNOCKED
YOUR [bleep] TEETH OUT BY NOW.
- IF GOD COULD FORGIVE
WHAT HUMANITY
DID TO HIS SON, WHO AM I
TO NOT FORGIVE BRANDI
FOR BEING SUCH
A STUPID, LITTLE BITCH?
- LIAM, FROM IOWA CITY,
IOWA, SAID,
"BRANDI, YOU THOUGHT JOYCE
WAS ALWAYS
"TRYING TO ONE-UP YOU.
"WHAT WAS IT ABOUT JOYCE
THAT BOTHERED YOU
FROM THE START?"
- ACTUALLY, I LIKED HER
IN THE BEGINNING
UNTIL
THE HAIR-FLIPPING INCIDENT.
I CALLED JOYCE AND I SAID,
"LISTEN,
"LISA IS VERY, VERY SENSITIVE.
"SO IT'S BETTER NOT TO LET
THIS GET OUT OF HAND.
"AND JUST TAKE HER AWAY,
ONE-ON-ONE,
AND TALK TO HER."
AND THE WAY SHE DID IT
ON THE ROOFTOP
DURING OUR ARGUMENT
BETWEEN KYLE AND ME AND LISA
AND HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH HER?
I FELT LIKE IT WAS A WAY
TO MAKE IT ABOUT HER.
AND SHE DID OVERREACT
AND EXAGGERATE WHAT LISA DID
AT CARLTON'S HOUSE.
LIKE, THE FLIPPING, LIKE...
SHE'S LIKE, "YOU WERE VERY,
VERY RUDE TO ME."
I DIDN'T TELL JOYCE TO FLIP
HER HAIR AND ACT LIKE THAT.
THAT WAS ON HER.
- LISTEN. ARE YOU FINISHED?
'CAUSE I DON'T WANT
TO INTERRUPT YOU.
ARE YOU FINISHED? - YES, MA'AM.
- OKAY.
WHAT REALLY HAPPENED IS
RIGHT AFTER THAT DAY,
BRANDI CALLS ME AND SHE SAYS,
"OH, I WAS JUST CALLING
TO CHECK ON YOU."
AND I SAID, "WOW, HOW SWEET."
AND THEN SHE GOES INTO,
"WOW, LISA WAS SO RUDE TO YOU."
- THAT'S NOT HOW I... NO.
- WELL, GUESS WHAT.
YOU'VE PROVEN MORE TO BE A LIAR
THAN I AM.
- LISA AND I WERE FINE.
NO, I HAVE NOT. NO, I HAVE NOT.
ARE YOU KIDDING?
- SO IT'S UP TO LISA
TO BELIEVE IT OR NOT.
IT'S UP TO LISA TO BELIEVE
WHO IS SAYING
THE TRUTH HERE OR NOT.
AND THEN SHE CLEARLY SAID,
"LISA CAN GIVE CRITICISM,
BUT SHE CAN'T TAKE IT.
SO I'M JUST CALLING YOU
TO WARN YOU ABOUT THAT."
SHE NEVER TOLD ME
TO PULL LISA ASIDE.
THAT WAS ME... MY DOING.
SHE NEVER TOLD ME TO GO TALK
TO LISA ONE-ON-ONE.
SHE NEVER SAID ANY OF THAT.
- I DID.
THEN WHY WOULD I CALL YOU?
- AND WHAT I FINISHED
SAYING WAS,
"BRANDI, THANK YOU
FOR CALLING ME,
"BUT I WOULD APPRECIATE IT
IF WE KEEP THIS BETWEEN US
"BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO MAKE
SUCH A STUPID LITTLE HIGH SCHOOL
INCIDENT A BIG DEAL."
- THEN WHY DID YOU? WHY DID YOU
DO IT ON THE ROOFTOP?
- BECAUSE YOLANDA BROUGHT IT UP
AT LUNCH. YOLANDA.
- SO YOU DO WHAT EVERYONE
TELLS YOU TO DO?
- NO, NO, NO. I DON'T DO WHAT
ANYBODY TELLS ME TO DO.
- THEN WHY DID
YOU DO THE ROOFTOP?
- BECAUSE YOLANDA HAD
A LUNCH WITH ME,
AND YOLANDA BROUGHT IT UP.
- YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE
FOR YOUR OWN ACTIONS.
- I AM RESPONSIBLE.
AND YOU KNOW WHY?
BECAUSE I WAS...
I AM RESPONSIBLE.
- SO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY
FOR THE WAY YOU ACTED
ON THE ROOFTOP.
- I WAS NOT GONNA LET LISA
FIND OUT SIX MONTHS
DOWN THE ROAD...
- I CAN OUTTALK YOU
ALL DAY LONG.
I JUST DON'T WANT TO
LOSE MY [bleep] VOICE.
- I CAN TALK, TOO.
- 'CAUSE YOU CAN JUST
GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO.
YOU WROTE ABOUT JOYCE
AND HER HUSBAND.
YOU SAID, "THE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN MYSELF AND JOYCE
IS THAT I WON'T SETTLE." - HMM.
- "I HAVE TO BE PHYSICALLY
ATTRACTED TO THE MEN I DATE.
"IF I JUST WANTED TO MARRY
SOME SHORT, RICH GUY
"THAT PROMISED
TO MAKE ME FAMOUS,
I COULD'VE DONE THAT LONG AGO."
JOYCE, WHAT WAS YOUR REACTION
TO THAT?
- FIRST OF ALL,
MICHAEL'S NOT SHORT.
HE'S ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS.
I'VE SEEN HER DATE
SHORT, UGLY, OLD MEN.
- HAVE YOU?
- SO, YEAH.
- NO, YOU HAVE NOT.
- I'VE SEEN YOU KISSING A GUY
WHEN YOUR TAMPON IS HANGING OUT
OF YOUR PRIVATE PART.
- HE'S MY GAY-GENT.
HE IS A GAY MAN.
- OKAY, SO KISSING
A GAY-GENT OR WHATEVER IT IS.
- AND DON'T CALL HIM UGLY.
- YOU WERE MAKING OUT WITH...
- NO, I KISSED HIM.
- OH.
- SHE WAS JUST STICKING
HER THROAT... HER TONGUE...
- YOU KNOW THAT? YOU KNOW HIM?
- NO, I'VE JUST SEEN IT.
I'VE JUST SEEN IT.
- NO, HONEY,
I'VE NEVER DATED AN UGLY MAN.
- I'VE JUST SEEN IT IN ALL YOUR
BAD PRESS YOU HAVE OUT THERE.
- SORRY.
- SO ANYWAY,
FOR HER TO SAY THAT,
FIRST OF ALL, SHE BARELY KNOWS
MY HUSBAND.
SO FOR HER TO SAY THAT,
SHE SHOULD DO
A LITTLE MORE RESEARCH
AND KNOW THAT
I DO MAKE MY OWN MONEY.
I PROBABLY MAKE MORE MONEY
THAN HER
BEFORE SHE MARRIED HER HUSBAND.
SO IF YOU'RE SAYING, "SETTLE,"
DO YOUR RESEARCH FIRST
BECAUSE I AM AN ACTRESS,
I'M A WORKING ACTRESS,
I AM A PHILANTHROPIST.
I DO...
- TRUST ME, YOU'RE ACTING NOW.
- I'M NOT ACTING. YOU'RE ACTING.
YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A...
YOU'RE TRYING TO ACT LIKE
A LADY,
BUT IT'S JUST COMING OUT
OF YOUR PORES.
- WELL, I'M SORRY, THE OLYMPICS
STARTED YESTERDAY.
AND YOUR ICE SKATES ARE THERE.
YOU CAN GO.
- YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN OVER THERE.
- WHY, YOU THINK SHE LOOKS
LIKE AN ICE SKATER?
- YEAH.
- LIKE, IN HER OUTFIT?
- YES. SOCHI'S CALLING.
- [laughs]
- OKAY, I WANT TO TALK ABOUT,
BRANDI, WHAT YOU SAID TO JOYCE
IN THE POOL IN PALM SPRINGS.
IT WAS A COMMENT THAT GENERATED
A LOT OF NEGATIVITY.
YOU SAID THAT BLACK PEOPLE
CAN'T SWIM.
- I KNOW WHAT I SAID.
- YES.
YOU WERE CALLED A RACIST.
AND PEOPLE WERE EXTREMELY...
- MY HOUSE GOT EGGED.
- YOUR HOUSE GOT EGGED?
- I GOT THREATENED
WITH MY CHILDREN.
WE WERE AT A HOME STORE.
IT WAS REALLY HARD BECAUSE
I MADE A STUPID COMMENT,
AND I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID IT.
AND I DEFINITELY PAID THE PRICE.
AND I'M THE LEAST RACIST
IN THE PLANET.
AND I SAID STUPID THINGS A LOT,
AND THAT WAS OVER THE TOP.
I'M NOT A RACIST.
CARLTON'S NOT ANTI-SEMITIC.
IT'S JUST PEOPLE THROW
THESE LABELS OUT
AND THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND...
- MAY I JUST SAY SOMETHING?
- YEAH.
- THE PROBLEM WITH THROWING OUT
TITLES OR LABELS AS ANTI-SEMITIC
OR RACIST,
YOU CAN'T JUST THROW THOSE OUT
WITHOUT ANY CONSEQUENCE.
THEY'RE DAMAGING. - EXACTLY.
- THEN DON'T MAKE REMARKS
THAT MAKE YOU
SEEM LIKE THE LABEL
THAT'S BEING THROWN UPON YOU.
- BE QUIET.
- THE PEOPLE
THAT I HANG OUT WITH
ARE FROM
ALL DIFFERENT BACKGROUNDS.
MOST OF MY FRIENDS ARE LATIN.
I HAVE BLACK GIRLFRIENDS,
I HAVE WHITE GIRLFRIENDS.
BUT... AND BOYFRIENDS.
SO WE ALL JOKE WITH EACH OTHER
ABOUT... LIKE, THEY JOKE
WITH ME ABOUT MY RHYTHM
AND LIKE, SUBTLE THINGS
AND I JUST CAN'T JOKE LIKE THAT.
- YEAH.
- AND I'M SORRY.
- OKAY, I WANT TO MOVE ON.
JOYCE, YOU MADE A JOKE
ABOUT YOUR VAGINA BEING TIGHT.
AND AFTER SEEING
CARLTON'S REACTION...
- [chuckles]
- YOU WROTE ON YOUR BLOG,
"IF CARLTON FELT THE NEED
TO THROW UP,
"SHE SHOULD'VE DONE SO.
AND SHE SHOULD'VE TOLD ME
TO MY FACE."
- WE WERE ALL TALKING ABOUT IT.
- YEAH, WE WERE.
- SO IF... FOR HER TO SAY,
"OH, I WANT TO THROW UP
BECAUSE OF WHAT JOYCE SAID,"
WE WERE ALL TALKING ABOUT IT,
SO THROW UP FOR THE GROUP.
DON'T BE SO HYPOCRITICAL
WHEN THEN TWO SECONDS LATER,
YOU SAY,
"MY HUSBAND'S HUNG LIKE
A DONKEY,
BUT I DON'T TELL THE WORLD."
[laughs]
- NO, I SAID I DON'T...
- COME ON.
- GO AROUND SAYING MY HUSBAND...
- GIVE ME A BREAK.
- I DON'T TALK ABOUT
YOUR HUSBAND'S PEE-PEE.
- I CAN TALK ALL I WANT
ABOUT MY HUSBAND'S PEE-PEE.
I'M PROUD OF IT.
IT'S BEAUTIFUL, IT'S BIG.
YES, I'M PROUD OF IT.
- LET'S GO DANCING.
- JUST LIKE YOU'RE PROUD
OF YOUR DONKEY.
- I DON'T EVER WANT TO SEE
EITHER ONE OF THESE MEN AGAIN.
HONESTLY.
- IT'S WAY TOO MUCH INFORMATION
THAN WE NEED TO KNOW.
- COMING UP...
- THEY HAVE THIS LITTLE, LIKE,
TEAM IT JUST FELT LIKE.
WE GO OUT, THEY WERE TOGETHER
AND KIND OF, LIKE,
DOING THEIR THING,
AND WE WERE VERY ALIENATED.
- I WANT TO SWITCH GEARS
AND ASK YOU
ABOUT YOUR MAKE-OUT WITH BRANDI.
- YES.
- HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?
- WE WERE DRINKING,
WE WERE IN THE JACUZZI.
WE WERE HAVING
A MAJOR HEART-TO-HEART.
- YES.
- AND THEN, WE JUST KISSED.
- BUT I LIKE TO SHOCK LISA
BECAUSE SHE... I ALWAYS TALK
ABOUT KISSING GIRLS.
AND SHE'S LIKE,
"WHY WOULD YOU EVER?"
- I KNOW, I KNOW.
- WELL, 'CAUSE YOU TRIED
TO KISS ME 100 TIMES.
I MEAN, GET OFF.
- I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER
STUCK MY TONGUE IN YOUR MOUTH.
- NO, BUT...
- YOU TRIED, YOU TRIED.
- I DON'T... I TELL EVERYONE
EVERYTHING
UNLESS THEY TELL ME NOT TO.
- I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD
TO PREFACE THAT THOUGH.
- THE THING IS,
FOR ME TO SAY THAT
AND TO WATCH YOU
WITH YOUR NANNY AND EVERYTHING,
I DON'T THINK IT'S A BIG DEAL.
- WHAT THE ISSUE WAS...
I'M LIKE, "HOLY CRAP.
THAT'S GONNA BE ON T...
SHE'S JUST PUT THIS
OUT THERE ON TV."
I WANT TO BE THE ONE
WHO FIRST TELLS MY CHILDREN,
"MUMMY'S MADE OUT WITH A GIRL."
AND THEY WERE LIKE, "OKAY."
I MEAN, IT WAS JUST LIKE,
WHOOSH.
- HOW DID YOUR HUSBAND
REACT TO THIS?
- HE SMILED.
WHAT CAN I SAY? [laughs]
- WELCOME BACK TO
THE REAL HOUSEWIVES
OF BEVERLY HILLS REUNION.
THE DUTCH BEAUTY,
THE ENGLISH ROSE,
AND THE TRUTH CANNON.
THIS YEAR, YOLANDA, LISA,
AND BRANDI
CROSSED THEIR HEARTS
AND JOINED FORCES
TO CREATE A DREAM TEAM.
BUT IT DIDN'T TAKE LONG BEFORE
THIS TEAM WAS ON THE ROPES.
- OKAY.
- OKAY, THERE WE GO.
- NO MATTER WHAT I DO,
YOU GUYS ARE ALWAYS GONNA SIDE
'CAUSE YOU GUYS ARE A TEAM.
- NO, IT'S NOT.
- YOU'RE A GANG.
- WE'RE NOT A TEAM.
- I GET IT.
- SWEETHEART,
I'M ALMOST 50 YEARS OLD.
- IF WE WANTED TO HURT YOU...
- WE DON'T DO TEAM.
AND WE DON'T DO...
WE'RE NOT IN HIGH SCHOOL.
- HOLD ON, LET ME JUST
GET THIS STRAIGHT.
CARLTON, BRANDI,
AND LISA GOT A HEART.
- YES, MY TEAM.
THE DREAM TEAM. [laughs]
- WHO MAKES TEAMS UP?
I MEAN, GIVE ME A BREAK.
- THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW
IT'S TEAMS.
THE DREAM TEAM?
I DON'T THINK SO.
I THINK THAT THEY ARE
A NIGHTMARE TEAM.
- HOW ARE YOU WITH KYLE?
- DO YOU KNOW,
SHE REALLY DOESN'T HAVE
ANY GIRLFRIENDS OR, YOU KNOW,
SOMEBODY NEXT TO HER?
- LISTEN, SHE HAS BEEN
A GOOD FRIEND TO...
WELL, MAYBE NOT ADRIENNE.
I THINK THAT WAS A LITTLE
KIND OF SUPERFICIAL.
YOU JUST GOTTA PUT YOUR HOUSE
ON THE MARKET.
AND YOU'RE GONNA BOND
REALLY QUICK.
[laughter]
OH, GOD.
- I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYONE FAINT
SO PRETTY AND PERFECT.
[laughter]
IT WAS A PRINCESS FAINT.
SHE FELL LIKE THIS.
[sighs] - [laughs]
- A BIT OF CONTROVERSY
IN THE CAR ON THE WAY OVER
ABOUT WHETHER YOU FAINTED
FOR REAL OR FOR NOT REAL?
- OH, GOD.
HAVE WE GOT NOTHING ELSE BITCHY
TO TALK ABOUT APART FROM ME?
I KNEW I SHOULD'VE GOT HERE
EARLIER.
YOU THINK MAYBE YOUR FRIENDS
WOULD BE SUPPORTIVE
OR WOULD THAT BE TOO MUCH
TO ASK?
YOU ARE NOT HAVING THAT.
GIVE THAT TO ME.
- [laughs]
- GIVE IT TO ME NOW.
GIVE IT TO ME NOW.
YOU ARE NOT DOING THAT.
- I DON'T WANT YOU
TO STRATEGIZE ANYMORE.
- OKAY.
- OKAY, OKAY.
- UH....
- I'M A BIG GIRL. I'M FINE.
- I DON'T THINK YOU ARE.
- OKAY.
- LISA LIKES TO POINT OUT
MY WEAKNESSES A LOT
TO REMIND ME
THAT SHE'S STRONGER THAN ME.
- I'M JUST REALLY SURPRISED
OF HOW ALL OF A SUDDEN,
DYNAMICS HAVE CHANGED
IN THIS GROUP.
- COMPLETELY CHANGED.
[phone chimes]
- WHEN I GET A TEXT FROM LISA
AT 3:28,
I'M KIND OF SHOCKED.
I MEAN, YOU'RE CANCELLING NOW?
- DARLING, I'M SORRY.
- I THOUGHT WE WERE CLOSER
THAN THAT.
LISA CANCELLED, LIKE, AT 3:30.
- I'M SURPRISED ONE OF
THE MEMBERS OF THE DREAM TEAM
IS NOT HERE AND YOLANDA
IS SO UPSET ABOUT IT.
I MEAN, IF THEY'RE BEST FRIENDS,
THEY SHOULD'VE TALKED
ON THE PHONE.
- I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS.
- IT MIGHT BE A STEP
IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.
- NO, NO. LISA, IT'S MY
DAUGHTER'S GOING-AWAY PARTY.
WE'RE NOT HANDLING ANYTHING
RIGHT NOW.
- BY THE WAY,
WE DON'T WANT TO DO THAT HERE.
- NO.
- LISA NEEDS TO STAY OUT OF IT
BECAUSE UNCONSCIOUSLY,
SHE'S BEEN INTIMIDATING
THE GIRLS IN THIS GROUP.
I FIND IT EXHAUSTING.
- IS YOLANDA HERE?
- SHE'S HAVING HER
DAUGHTER'S WEDDING RECEPTION.
- NO, NOT HER DAUGHTER.
- OH.
- IT'S HER STEPDAUGHTER.
- STEPDAUGHTER'S WEDDING.
YEAH, YEAH. - ON THE SAME NIGHT?
- YEAH, YEAH.
- OH.
- LISA HAD A PARTY
THE SAME NIGHT.
- OH, WELL, SHE ASKED ME
TO COME TO...
- HER PARTY.
- MAYBE SHE JUST FORGOT.
SHE HAS... GOING ON,
SO MUCH GOING ON.
- AMNESIA.
- AND YOU WEREN'T INVITED?
YOU'RE A PART OF HER DREAM TEAM.
YOU SHOULD BE INVITED.
- WELL, CLEARLY NOT.
- INTERESTING TO SAY THE LEAST.
UM... OKAY.
- OKAY, OBVIOUSLY,
THINGS SPLINTERED
IN THE DREAM TEAM
AS THE SEASON WENT ON.
BUT I WANT TO KNOW,
WHEN YOU ALL WERE FRIENDS,
WHAT WAS THE DYNAMIC LIKE?
- THE DREAM TEAM
REALLY STARTED BECAUSE
KYLE STARTED SAYING,
"OH, IT'S DIVIDED IN TEAMS."
AND THEN I PANICKED
AND WENT, "OH, MY GOD,
"I GAVE SOME GIRLS HEARTS,
AND SOME DIDN'T,
WHICH WAS A RUDE MISTAKE."
AND SO I WENT,
"OKAY, THE DREAM TEAM."
AND IT KIND OF CONTINUED ON
FROM THERE.
YOU KNOW, I THINK...
WHAT WE FORGET IS
THAT THIS GROUP,
THE DYNAMICS HERE
IS REALLY REAL LIFE.
YOU KNOW, YOU GET
TO KNOW EACH OTHER,
YOU'RE DRAWN TO SOME.
I THINK IT'S NATURAL
THAT YOU DON'T JUST,
YOU KNOW, ARE LOVEY-DOVEY
WITH EVERYBODY.
- WE DIDN'T HAVE
A PACT OR AN ALLIANCE,
I MEAN, OTHER THAN THE FACT
THAT WE ENJOYED
EACH OTHER'S COMPANY.
AND I KNOW I CARED
ABOUT LISA A TON.
AND I LOVE THEM BOTH.
THEY'RE JUST...
THEY'RE SOMETHING FOR ME
TO ASPIRE TO BE.
I WOULD LOVE TO BE CONTROLLED
AND PERFECT
AND NOT BE SO "BLAH"
ALL THE TIME.
BUT THAT'S NOT WHO I AM.
BUT I... YOU KNOW,
I LOOK UP TO THEM.
THEY'RE INSPIRING.
- DO YOU DOUBT THAT SHE WAS
REALLY YOUR FRIEND THEN?
- NO, I JUST FEEL
LIKE I HAD A ROLE,
AND MY ROLE WAS ON THE SHOW
FOR HER TO MOTHER ME.
I THOUGHT OUR FRIENDSHIP CHANGED
WHEN THE CAMERAS TURNED ON
AND IT WASN'T
OUR GENUINE FRIENDSHIP.
WHEN WE WERE ON CAMERA,
YOU BECAME THE LISA
WHO HAD ONE GLASS
OF RED WINE AND ONE VODKA.
AND THE VERY...
- LISTEN, I WORK EVERY NIGHT
IN A RESTAURANT.
I DON'T GET DRUNK.
YOU CAN'T INSINUATE THAT.
- I'VE SAT AND DRANK WITH YOU
TILL 4:00 IN THE MORNING.
- YEAH, AT MY HOUSE.
- NO, AT YOUR HOUSE AND AT SUR.
- WHAT SHE'S SAYING IS
THAT YOU'RE DIFFERENT
ON CAMERA
THAN YOU ARE OFF CAMERA.
- WHEN YOU'RE SAYING THIS TO ME
IN FRONT OF THE OTHER GIRLS,
YOU'RE SAYING IT IN FRONT
OF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE.
AND IT'S LIKE, WHAT?
THAT'S WHY I SAID TO YOU...
- NO, I WAS VERY SUBTLE.
I WOULD PUSH A GLASS TO YOU.
- WHY DO YOU KEEP
BRINGING THIS UP?
IT'S HARMING ME.
IF YOU DON'T BRING IT UP
WHEN WE'RE NOT SHOOTING...
- BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT
THE WORLD TO SEE YOU DRUNK.
I DIDN'T WANT THE WORLD TO SEE
YOU DRINKING FROM A BOTTLE.
- SO THEN TELL ME
WHEN WE'RE NOT SHOOTING.
- BUT I HAVE TO SAY IT NOW.
- SAY IT TOMORROW? "NO ALCOHOL."
MY PERSONAL FRUSTRATION IS
THAT I WANT CONSISTENCY.
I DON'T... IF YOU'RE GONNA
POINT IT OUT,
POINT IT OUT WHEN WE'RE
AT THE POLO LOUNGE
AND THERE'S NO CAMERAS AND SAY,
"OKAY, BRANDI, TOMORROW,
"I KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE THE KIDS,
"BUT NO DRINKING.
NO MATTER WHAT."
DON'T POINT IT OUT
WHEN WE'RE ON CAMERA
SITTING THERE.
- BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
- I DON'T BECAUSE...
- I TRIED TO...
- IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE TO ME
WHEN WE DO IT ON CAMERA.
- HONEY, I DON'T WANT YOU
TO DRINK TOO MUCH ANY TIME.
ON CAMERA, OFF CAMERA.
- I'M 41. IT'S GONNA HAPPEN.
- TIFFANY FROM SANTA MONICA
SAID, "BRANDI,
"AFTER THE DINNER AT SUR,
YOLANDA TOLD YOU
"THAT YOU HAD TO CHANGE
THE WAY YOU ACT.
"AND YOU AGREED.
"BUT LISA MOTHERS YOU,
AND YOU GET MAD?
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?"
- YOLANDA'S CONSISTENT
ON AND OFF CAMERA.
YOU SAID, "YOLANDA'S DREAM TEAM
IS A NIGHTMARE.
"THIS IS THE BEHAVIOR
OF A MEAN SORORITY GIRL.
"WE TEACH YOU SOMETHING
ABOUT BEING A GOOD HOST.
"NO MATTER HOW BEAUTIFUL YOUR
HOUSE AND YOUR TABLE IS SET,
"IF YOU INVITE YOUR GUESTS
WITH THE CLEAR INTENTION
"TO MAKE THEM FEEL SECOND TIER,
THIS IS CLASSLESS
AND IT IS TASTELESS."
- MM-HMM.
BECAUSE SHE SAID I WAS
A BAD HOST IN PALM SPRINGS
FOR NOT JUMPING IN THE POOL.
SO I AM PAYING HER BACK.
THAT'S WHAT'S BEING
A BAD HOST IS.
- IT'S OKAY. I CAN TAKE IT.
- WELL, SHE ALREADY SAID SORRY.
- THAT'S WHAT CHILDREN DO.
[laughter]
- NO, CHILDREN DIVIDE TEAMS.
- SHE ALREADY APOLOGIZED.
- I ALREADY APOLOGIZED.
- WELL, I HAVE TO WRITE IT
IN MY BLOG,
JUST LIKE EVERYBODY STATED
THAT WE HAVE TO WRITE OUR BLOG.
- DO YOU EVER LET ANYBODY...
- JUST LIKE YOU SAID...
- I WOULD HATE TO BE MARRIED
TO YOU.
- KYLE, WHAT MADE YOU THINK
THAT YOU WERE SEEING
AN ALLIANCE BETWEEN
THE THREE OF THEM?
- YOU COULD FEEL IT.
IT WAS CLEAR AS DAY. - HOW?
- WE WOULD BE IN A GROUP.
THEY WOULD KIND OF HUDDLE
AND LAUGH.
AND THEY HAVE THIS,
YOU KNOW, CAMARADERIE TOGETHER,
AND JUST SORT OF, LIKE...
- BUT IT'S A CAMARADERIE,
NOT AN ALLIANCE.
IT'S WE'RE FRIENDS.
LIKE, YOU'RE DRAWN TO PEOPLE
MORE THAN OTHER PEOPLE.
- AND THEN THEY HAD THIS LITTLE
TEAM, IT JUST FELT LIKE.
AND THEN SO WE'D GO OUT,
THEY WERE TOGETHER,
AND KIND OF, LIKE,
DOING THEIR THING,
AND WE WERE VERY ALIENATED.
- BETTY FROM TOPEKA, KANSAS,
SAID,
"DID KYLE SEE HOW BITCHY
LISA, YOLANDA, AND BRANDI WERE
"AT THEIR LUNCH?
THEY SAID SHE HAD NO FRIENDS."
KYLE, LISA ALWAYS SAID SHE
WANTED YOU TO HAVE HER BACK.
SO HOW DID SEEING THAT LUNCH
MAKE YOU FEEL?
- THAT WAS ANOTHER OPPORTUNITY
TO TRY TO TAKE ME DOWN
AND TO SAY, OF COURSE,
IF YOU WANT TO MAKE A FRIEND,
YOU KNOW, PUT YOUR HOUSE
ON THE MARKET.
I ONLY MET YOU...
- I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT.
YOU'RE RIGHT. BUT...
- I MET YOU...
- I KIND OF HAVE FELT, YOU KNOW,
WE'D HAD THE DISCUSSION
AT REUNION.
I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID IT.
IT WAS A FLIPPANT REMARK.
- BUT THAT WAS ALSO INVENTED
TO MAKE MY HUSBAND LOOK BAD.
THAT WAS AN INVENTION
TO MAKE MY HUSBAND LOOK BAD.
- YEAH, IT WAS
A FLIPPANT REMARK.
- DO YOU WANT TO APOLOGIZE?
- YEAH, I APOLOGIZE.
I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT.
- I MET YOU THROUGH MAURICIO.
- YEAH.
- I MET ADRIENNE THROUGH MAU...
I MET CAMILLE THROUGH MAURICIO.
I DIDN'T NEED TO COZY UP.
THOSE WERE MY HUSBAND'S CLIENTS.
SO I APPRECIATE THE APOLOGY
AND I'LL TAKE IT.
- LISA, IT WAS A LOT OF FUN
WATCHING YOU
AS THE FIRST HOUSEWIFE COMPETING
ON DANCING WITH THE STARS.
WE GOT A LOT OF VIEWER QUESTIONS
ABOUT THAT.
- IT WAS SO HARD.
- ROSE FROM ATLANTA, GEORGIA,
SAID,
"I'VE BEEN A NURSE
FOR OVER 30 YEARS.
"I'VE NEVER SEEN
SUCH A GRACEFUL FAINT.
"PEOPLE DON'T FALL LIKE
THAT BENDING THEIR KNEES
"AND REACHING OUT FOR SOMEONE
TO HELP THEM
FALL GENTLY TO THE FLOOR."
- WELL, HE WAS HOLDING MY HAND
AT THE TIME, WASN'T HE?
- WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT
THE GIRLS' RESPONSE
TO YOUR FAINT?
- WELL, I THOUGHT IT WAS
VERY MEAN AND VERY HURTFUL.
I WAS STRUGGLING.
I MEAN, IN THREE DAYS,
I DANCED SEVEN HOURS A DAY.
I TOOK... I DID THREE LIVE SHOWS.
AND WENT TO NEW YORK AND BACK
ON THE RED-EYE.
IT WAS CRAZY.
- THAT'S WHY I JOKED.
I WOULD'VE PRETENDED TO FAINT.
I COULD NOT HAVE DONE THAT.
SO THAT'S WHY I WAS, LIKE...
- SO WHEN THEY WERE MAKING
IT LIKE I WAS FAKING IT...
- BUT YOU CAN'T PRETEND TO FAKE.
I MEAN, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
- SO WHEN...
- I THINK.
[laughs] - YOU DO?
- I'VE DONE IT.
- REALLY?
- OF COURSE YOU HAVE.
- SO, YEAH.
I'VE HAD BRAIN SCANS
FOR DIZZINESS.
I'D BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL
FOR A WEEK
WITH INNER EAR PROBLEMS.
SO THAT HAS COMPROMISED MY LIFE.
AND I HAD A BLACKOUT
IN VILLA ROSA.
MY BLOOD PRESSURE'S TOO LOW.
90 OVER 60.
WILL I FAINT AGAIN?
100% IF I DON'T TAKE CARE
OF MYSELF.
IT'S TOUCH AND GO.
- SCOTTY FROM MOBILE, ALABAMA...
- [laughs] TOUCH AND GO.
- WELL, IT IS. WELL, IT'S NOT...
- A LITTLE BIT AGGRESSIVE.
TOUCH AND GO.
- I'M NOT SAYING...
NO, I'M NOT SAYING
I'M UNHEALTHY. - RIGHT.
- I'M JUST SAYING...
- I GOT THE PADDLES.
DON'T WORRY.
- WELL, THANK YOU
FOR YOUR SUPPORT.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.
- I HAVE TO ASK YOU, ADMITTEDLY,
BY YOUR ADMISSION... - YES.
- AND IT'S SOMETHING
THAT HAS COME UP
AT THESE REUNIONS EVERY YEAR
WHERE I BROUGHT UP THINGS
THAT YOU'VE SAID
ABOUT THE OTHER WOMEN
AND YOU'VE SAID,
"I WAS JOKING. I WAS JOKING."
AND THE OTHER WOMEN HAVE SAID,
"YEAH, BUT YOU
KIND OF HURT MY FEELINGS.
- YEAH.
- DO YOU FEEL LIKE
IF KYLE AND KIM
WERE HAVING A LAUGH
AT YOUR EXPENSE
ABOUT THE FAINTING
AND DOING THE FAKE FAINT
IN THEIR INTERVIEW AND ALL THAT,
DO YOU FEEL LIKE IN THE SAME...
- IT WASN'T ABOUT TAKING
THE PISS OUT OF THAT.
IT WAS ABOUT THEY WERE
CHALLENGING MY INTEGRITY
SAYING I FAKED IT.
- DO YOU FEEL YOU CAN TAKE
A JOKE?
- I'M ALWAYS SAYING
SELF-DEPRECATING THINGS
ON CAMERA.
I'M ALWAYS SAYING THINGS
ABOUT MYSELF.
- YOU ARE, BUT MY QUESTION IS...
YOU DEFINITELY ARE.
- YES, MY HUMOR IS ENGLISH.
- THE QUESTION IS, WHEN...
- IT'S SO SELF-DEPRECATING.
- I KNOW.
- BUT WHEN I...
- AND YOU MAKE JOKES
ABOUT OTHERS TOO.
THAT ARE FUNNY, BY THE WAY.
- YEAH.
- BUT SOMETIMES HURT
OTHER PEOPLE'S FEELINGS.
- RIGHT.
- SO MY QUESTION IS...
- LIKE MALOOF HOOF.
- WHEN OTHERS MAKE JOKES
ABOUT YOU...
- YEAH, BUT MALOOF HOOF
WAS FUNNY.
- YEAH, TO YOU,
BUT NOT TO ADRIENNE.
- YES, I APOLOGIZED
FOR THAT AS WELL.
- NO, BUT YOU'VE APOLOGIZED
A LOT, SO I'M JUST SAYING...
- WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT,
I'M GONNA NEVER
SAY ANYTHING FUNNY ON CAMERA.
- NO, NO.
- IT'S A DIFFERENT SENSE
OF HUMOR.
- NO, NO.
THAT'S NOT THE POINT, LISA.
- I'M ASKING YOU
IF YOU CAN TAKE IT
LIKE YOU CAN DISH IT OUT.
COMING UP...
I FEEL LIKE BY THE END,
ALL OF YOU ARE GONNA BE HUGGING.
- I'M ASKING YOU IF YOU CAN TAKE
IT LIKE YOU CAN DISH IT OUT.
BECAUSE I THINK YOUR COSTARS
DON'T THINK THAT YOU CAN.
- WELL, I TAKE
THE PISS OUT OF HER.
- TERRIBLY.
- I DON'T THINK IT'S A BIG DEAL.
- YEAH, I DO.
- I MEAN, HONESTLY.
BECAUSE HONESTLY, I THINK...
- WELL, I DO, THOUGH.
- AND I DON'T THINK THAT MAKES
YOU A BAD PERSON.
YOU CAN SAY, "MAYBE I DO JOKE,
AND I'M MORE SENSITIVE
WHEN IT'S DIRECTED AT ME."
THAT'S NOT A BIG DEAL.
- SOMETHING ABOUT THE FAINT,
YES, I WAS SENSITIVE TO THAT.
- AND YOU SHOULD BE.
IT'S NOT THAT YOU'RE MORE
PERFECT OR LESS PERFECT
THAN ANYBODY HERE. WE ALL...
NONE OF US ARE PERFECT.
ALL OF US MAKE MISTAKES
EVERY DAY, AND SOMETIMES WE JUST
NEED TO ACKNOWLEDGE.
MY POINT WAS THAT
YOU WERE GOING AROUND
SAYING YOU'RE A REALLY GOOD
FRIEND OF MINE.
YOU KNOW MY CHILDREN SO WELL.
- YEAH.
- YOU'RE WITH MY FAMILY.
YOU HAVE CHRISTMAS DINNERS
WITH US.
BUT HERE I AM, LOCKED
IN THE HOUSE FOR 18 MONTHS
AND YOU CAME TO SEE ME ONCE.
YOU NEVER WENT TO ME AND SAID...
- CAN YOU EXPLAIN IT TO ME
THOUGH?
- YOU NEVER WENT TO ME AND SAID,
"YOLANDA, I'M SORRY.
I AM YOUR FRIEND, I JUST
DON'T HAVE TIME TO SHOW UP."
OR "I DON'T HAVE TIME
TO CALL YOU."
OR "I DON'T HAVE TIME
TO TEXT YOU."
JUST ACKNOWLEDGE WHAT...
- YEAH, BUT CAN I...
- IT'S ALL ABOUT HAVING...
ONCE SOMEBODY SAYS,
"I ACKNOWLEDGE
WHAT YOU'RE FEELING,"
THEN WE CAN MOVE ON.
WE DIDN'T MOVE ON
BECAUSE EVERY TIME
I TRIED TO HAVE
THE CONVERSATION WITH YOU,
YOU MINIMIZED IT
AND YOU WERE LIKE,
"OH, YEAH, OH, YEAH."
YOU KNOW. AND YOU DON'T...
YOU DIDN'T REALLY HEAR ME,
AND I NEEDED TO BE HEARD.
- WELL, I DID GO DOWN
A COUPLE OF TIMES,
MAYBE YOLANDA'S FORGOTTEN,
BECAUSE I WENT DOWN TO SIT
ON THE BED WITH HER
AND SPENT THE DAY WITH HER.
ANOTHER TIME I WENT DOWN TO HAVE
DINNER WITH HER, DAVID, AND KEN.
WE DROVE DOWN TO A RESTAURANT
OPPOSITE NOBU.
DO YOU REMEMBER THAT?
- YES, I REMEMBER THAT.
- I CALLED HER MANY TIMES.
I KNOW I'M OVERLOADED.
I KNOW WHEN I SAY I'M BUSY
AND IT'S NOT A COMPETITION.
BECAUSE IF IT'S A COMPETITION
OF WHO'S THE BUSIEST,
THEN I'M LOSING.
BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE THE TIME
TO DO ALL THE THINGS I WANT
TO DO.
I'M JUST STRUGGLING
TRYING TO STAY AFLOAT,
YOU KNOW, WITH EVERYTHING
GOING ON.
BUT I'M SORRY THAT YOU FELT
LIKE THAT.
I WOULDN'T WANT YOU
TO MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE THAT.
- I ACCEPT THAT.
I JUST WISH YOU WOULD'VE
SAID THAT TO ME,
YOU KNOW, SEVEN MONTHS AGO.
I'M SURE I WAS REALLY DIFFICULT
TO GET ALONG WITH
THESE LAST TWO YEARS BECAUSE
I JUST COULDN'T FUNCTION.
AND MAYBE I WAS BORING
OR GRUMPY.
AND YES, I MIGHT HAVE BEEN
SENSITIVE ABOUT THINGS
THAT I USUALLY WOULDN'T
BE SENSITIVE ABOUT
OR I MIGHT NOT REMEMBER
THE THINGS COMPLETELY.
BUT I ALWAYS COME FROM A PLACE
OF GOOD INTENTIONS.
- EXACTLY, YOU DON'T REMEMBER
I WAS THERE EVERY DAY
HOLDING YOUR HAND...
[laughter] - OKAY.
- THAT'S FUNNY.
- THIS IS GOOD.
I LIKE IT.
I FEEL LIKE BY THE END,
ALL OF YOU ARE GONNA BE HUGGING.
- UGH.
- THAT'S HOW I FEEL.
THAT'S RIGHT.
NEXT WEEK,
THE REUNION CONTINUES.
- I DON'T WANT TO HAVE
A FACELIFT.
I DON'T WANT TO END UP LIKE...
- I MISSED A HUGE CHUNK
OF MY [bleep] LIFE.
- OKAY, BUT THAT'S NOT MY...
- AND MY CHILDREN'S LIVES.
- I GET IT.
- AND I'M SORRY
IF I MISSED A PARTY OR TWO.
- I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE
CALLED PAPARAZZI.
- [laughs]
- AND I WOULD NOT DO IT.
- YOU'RE A LIAR
AND YOU'RE A HYPOCRITE.
- WHAT, I'M GONNA START ASKING
YOU ABOUT YOUR RELIGION?
- GO AHEAD! I DON'T CARE.
I'M PROUD OF IT.
- WELL, I'M PROUD
OF MY RELIGION.
- WHAT SHOULD I DO?
ASK YOU ABOUT YOUR SEX TOYS?
- I'M NOT IN THE BATHROOM
DOING COCAINE,
I'M NOT IN THE CAR SMOKING POT.
I LIKE MY WINE.
- I THINK THAT BRANDI TAKES IT
TOO FAR.
- BRANDI, DO YOU BELIEVE
WHAT LISA'S SAYING?
- NO.
- WHY DO YOU WANT
TO BE MY FRIEND?
- YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND
HOW INSULTING YOU ARE.
- I MISS HER.
- YOU WOULD LIKE WHAT FROM KYLE?
- NOTHING.
- [crying] YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU.
- NO, I KNOW THAT.
BUT YOU HAVE SAID
SOME AWFUL THINGS.