The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (2010–…): Season 3, Episode 17 - No Business Like Clothes Business - full transcript

- PREVIOUSLY ON THE REAL
HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...

- CHEERS TO A WONDERFUL
WEEKEND IN PARIS.

- KIM?

I'M SCARED.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA FIND
ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE DOOR.

- KIM!

- DID YOU TAKE ANY
SLEEPING PILL OR SOMETHING?

- SLEEPING PILL?

THAT WOULD MEAN
THAT I HAD RELAPSED.

I BELIEVE LISA HOLDS A GRUDGE.

- IF WE'RE GONNA MOVE FORWARD,
WE NEED TO MOVE FORWARD.



IF WE DON'T WANT TO BE THE SAME,
IT WON'T BE THE SAME.

I DON'T WANNA KEEP
MAKING THIS EFFORT

AND FEELING HURT BY YOU.

- WE'RE NOT THE SAME. I KNOW.

I'M OVER IT.

LIFE ISN'T ALL
DIAMONDS AND ROSE,

BUT IT SHOULD BE.

- MONEY DOESN'T GIVE YOU CLASS.
IT JUST GIVES YOU MONEY.

- KNOW YOUR FRIENDS.

SHOW YOUR ENEMIES THE DOOR.

- I FOUGHT TOO HARD
FOR THIS ZIP CODE

TO GO HOME NOW.

- I LIKE TO HAVE FUN,
BUT I DON'T PLAY GAMES.

- LIFE IS A JOURNEY,



AND I'M FINDING MYSELF
EVERY DAY.

- I'M BORN AND RAISED
IN BEVERLY HILLS.

THIS IS MY TOWN.

THANK YOU. MERCI.

- TO WELCOME YOU,
THERE IS A GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE.

- HELLO. THANK YOU. THANK YOU.

THIS IS GREAT.

WHAT A GREAT IDEA.

- OH, WELCOME.
- OH, WOW.

- WOULD YOU LIKE SOME WATER,
CHAMPAGNE?

- I'LL HAVE
A GLASS OF WATER, PLEASE.

- SPARKLING, FLAT?
- FLAT, FLAT.

- CHEERS, DARLING.

- CHEERS.
- CHEERS, EVERYBODY.

All: CHEERS.

- THANK YOU, BRANDI,
FOR THE TRIP.

[laughter]

- [laughs] AS I FALL OVER.

- SALUD.
- ANYTHING FOR YOU, KEN.

- IT'S NICE TO BE
ENDING THIS DAY

ON A GOOD NOTE.

- THIS IS
A PERFECT MOMENT, YEAH.

- KYLE!

- OH, IT WAS. [laughs]

[both laugh]

- SHUT UP.
I KNOW WHAT YOU JUST SAID.

IT WAS PEACEFUL UNTIL I SPOKE.

- NO, WE SAID,
"THIS WAS A PERFECT MOMENT."

AND YOU GO, "AAH!"

- I FEEL THE SAME WAY
ABOUT YOU, LISA.

- THANK YOU, DARLING.

KIM SEEMS IN A MUCH BETTER
PLACE NOW ON THE CRUISE.

AND EARLIER,
SHE SEEMED A LITTLE OFF.

- IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
- YEAH.

[chuckling]

- I KNOW SHE'S DEALING
WITH SOBRIETY,

BUT I MEAN, THERE'S ALWAYS
A CHANCE OF A SETBACK.

- RIGHT, RIGHT.

[sighs]

- WHERE SHOULD WE SIT...
ANYWHERE?

- ALLOW ME, BRANDI.

- THANK YOU.

- OH, BRANDI.

- IT'S ALMOST NICE TO...
- IS THAT OKAY?

- IT IS.
- OH!

YOU DIDN'T EVEN ASK ME
IF I WAS OKAY, FOR GOD'S SAKE.

- WAIT.

- YOLANDA.
- CHEERS.

Both: MWAH.

- MMM. THIS IS GOOD, HUH?

- SO I BROUGHT A LITTLE PRESENT
FOR BRANDI.

YOU WERE LONELY,
SO HERE'S A LITTLE SOMETHING.

- AW.

- I JUST WANTED
TO MAKE HER FEEL GOOD.

I HAVE DAVID TO THINK ABOUT
WHEN I'M IN PARIS.

SHE REALLY DOESN'T HAVE ANYBODY.

AND IT'S NICE TO GET
A LITTLE PRESENT SOMETIMES

AND... AND BE THOUGHT OF
IN A SPECIAL WAY.

- I LOVE THIS WOMAN.
- AW.

- [gasps] OH, MY GOD!

WAIT. YOU GUYS DON'T UNDERSTAND.

IF SOMEBODY GIVES ME SHOES,
YOU'RE MY FRIEND FOR LIFE.

I WANT A... YOU WANT
A FASHION SHOW ON THE TABLE.

PUT 'EM ON
AND WALK THE TABLE, GIRL.

- YAY!

- OH, MY GOSH.
THOSE ARE GORGEOUS.

- THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- AW, MWAH.

YOU'RE WELCOME, HONEY.

ENJOY. - THAT'S CRAZY.

- LIKE, THIS IS, LIKE,

BETTER THAN HAVING A BOYFRIEND.

- WHO NEEDS A BOYFRIEND
WHEN YOU HAVE GOOD GIRLFRIENDS?

- I KNOW, EXACTLY.
- BOYFRIENDS COME AND GO.

GIRLFRIENDS STAY.
- OH, HONEY, LOOK.

YOU GUYS, THIS IS THE BRIDGE
THAT KYLE AND I WENT TO

AND PUT OUR LOCK ON.

IT'S CALLED LOVERS' BRIDGE.

- OH, I WANT TO DO THAT.

JUST BEING ON THE BOAT WITH KEN,

AND WE'RE IN PARIS,
THE MOST ROMANTIC CITY

IN THE WORLD... MAYBE HE'S RIGHT.

MAYBE I DO TEND TO PUT ROMANCE
ON THE BACK BURNER.

- IT'S OUR 30TH
WEDDING ANNIVERSARY.

WE SHOULD RENEW OUR VOWS.

- DO WE HAVE TO DO
THAT CONSUMMATION THING AGAIN?

- WELL, OF COURSE.
- [laughs]

- WHY NOT?

- MAYBE IT IS TIME
TO RENEW OUR VOWS

AT OUR HOUSEWARMING PARTY.

WHY NOT?

- WE WENT UP THERE,
AND WE PUT A LITTLE LOCK ON.

- OH, I WANT TO DO THAT
WITH MY HUSBAND TOO.

OH, BUT I DON'T HAVE ONE.
- AND THEN WE THREW

THE KEY IN THE RIVER.

- KIM, I'LL DO IT WITH YOU.

- OKAY, HONEY.
- WE CAN DO IT.

- OKAY.
- WE'LL DO A FRIENDSHIP LOCK.

- OKAY.
- I MEAN, LOOK AT IT.

IT IS STUNNINGLY BEAUTIFUL.

- I'D JUST LIKE TO TELL YOU ALL

THAT I HAVEN'T BEEN TO PARIS
IN A LONG TIME,

AND IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO
SINCE I'VE BEEN HERE.

AND COMING HERE WITH ALL OF YOU
HAS BEEN SO MUCH FUN.

I'VE HAD A GREAT EXPERIENCE.

AND THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR BEING A PART

OF SUCH A GREAT EXPERIENCE.

- I'LL DRINK TO THAT.

- CHEERS.

- WAIT.

- MY FAVORITE PART OF THE TRIP

WAS ACTUALLY...
- DON'T TELL THEM.

- WITH KIM...

THE FACT THAT
WE FOUND MUTUAL GROUND,

AND WE GOT ALONG WELL, AND WE...

I DON'T KNOW. I JUST...

I FEEL A NEW LOVE FOR YOU.

AND I FEEL LIKE HOPEFULLY
WE CAN BE FRIENDS.

- I MEAN, WOW.

HER FAVORITE PART
OF BEING IN PARIS

WAS SPENDING TIME WITH ME?

IT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD.

- BUT MY SECOND FAVORITE
PART OF THE TRIP

IS MY SHOES.

[laughter]

- WE KNEW THAT WAS COMING.

- YEAH.
- CHEERS.

- CHEERS. SALUD.

- SHOOT.

- KYLE?
- HI.

I'M THE IN THE KITCHEN.

HOW ARE YOU?

GOOD TO SEE YOU. - YOU TOO.

- YOU OKAY?
- YEAH. I'M OKAY.

- COME ON.

- DEAN AND I WERE
ON OUR WAY TO PARIS

TO JOIN THE GIRLS
AND HAVE A GREAT TRIP.

AND UNFORTUNATELY,
DEAN AND I GOT A PHONE CALL.

DEAN AND I WERE
ON OUR WAY TO THE AIRPORT,

AND, UM... - ARE YOU COMI...

- NO, I'M NOT COMING
BECAUSE MY FATHER-IN-LAW

PASSED AWAY TODAY.

IT'S HARD TO EVEN TALK ABOUT.

SOMETHING I WANTED TO TALK
TO YOU ABOUT...

UM, MY MOTHER-IN-LAW
HAS MENTIONED TO ME

THAT SHE WANTS ME
TO SELL THE HOUSE,

BECAUSE...
- SHE'S ALONE IN THE HOUSE NOW?

- WELL, SHE'S ALONE,
AND THE HOUSE IS, LIKE,

17,000, 18,000 SQUARE FEET.

SO IT'S JUST REALLY BIG.

SO SHE ACTUALLY MENTIONED TO ME

ABOUT BRINGING MAURICE
POSSIBLY IN

AND HAVING HIM AND I DO
THE LISTING TOGETHER.

- ABSOLUTELY. WELL, TALK TO HIM
ABOUT IT, YOU KNOW?

- OKAY, OKAY.
- HAPPY TO HELP.

- YEAH.
- WE MISSED YOU.

WE DID MISS YOU.

- I KNOW. THANK YOU.

BUT YOU GUYS HAD FUN, YEAH?

- WE DID. I FEEL BAD TALKING

ABOUT OUR, LIKE, VACATION AFTER
EVERYTHING YOU'VE GONE THROUGH.

- NO, IT'S GOOD
TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT.

AND THEN YOU AND I CAN
MAYBE HAVE A LAUGH.

TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED.

- WE ACTUALLY HAD A LOT OF FUN.

IT WAS, UM, ABSOLUTELY
BEAUTIFUL THERE.

- EVERYTHING WAS COPACETIC?
- AMAZING SHOPPING...

GORGEOUS STUFF. - YEAH.

- I GOT SOME REALLY GOOD STUFF
FOR THE STORE, THOUGH.

SEE, I DIDN'T DO A LOT
OF SHOPPING FOR MYSELF,

BECAUSE I HAVE THE STORE NOW.
- YEAH.

- YOU KNOW, SO I JUST...

LIKE, LOOKING AND CHOOSING STUFF
FOR THE STORE.

- YEAH.
- BUT IT WAS A LOT OF FUN.

- WELL, I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE.

- OPENING THE STORE HAS COME

AT A PERFECT TIME IN MY LIFE.

PORTIA IS NOW IN SCHOOL
EVERY DAY, ALL DAY.

SO I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I WOULD BE DOING

IF I WASN'T
HAVING THE STORE NOW.

- ANYTHING
WITH ANY OF THE GIRLS?

- I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT'S
GOING ON WITH KIM RIGHT NOW.

SHE SEEMED A LITTLE OFF.

- WELL, SHE JUST DID
THE SURGERY.

- I THINK SHE'S FINE
WITH THE NOSE.

IT'S NOT HURTING HER
OR ANYTHING ANYMORE.

- RIGHT, RIGHT.
- BUT I DON'T KNOW.

I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING.

[sighs]

I WORRY ABOUT KIM A LOT.

AND I LOOK FORWARD TO THE DAY

WHERE I NO LONGER HAVE TO WORRY.

- COME ON, GIG.

LET'S WALK.

WHY WOULD YOU WALK, HUH?

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

HEY, IF I WAS YOU,
I WOULDN'T WALK EITHER

IF I HAD ME TO CARRY YOU.

GO ON. LET'S WALK.

COME ON. WE HAVE A VISITOR.

LET'S GO AND GREET HIM.

COME ON, GIG.

GIGGY, COME ON, COME ON.

- HI, LISA.
- HELLO.

HOW ARE YOU?
- HOW ARE YOU, DEAR?

- YOU LOOK VERY SNAZZY.

- HELLO, MY LOVE.

- HOW ARE YOU?
- AH.

- EVERYTHING GOOD?

- YOU LOOK ALWAYS SO GORGEOUS.

- STOP GIVING ME THE AIR KISS.

GIVE ME A PROPER KISS. - MWAH!

I'M IN BEVERLY HILLS, BABY.

WHAT CAN I DO? [both chuckle]

- I LOVE KEVIN LEE.

AS MUCH AS HE DRIVES ME CRAZY...

- BEVERLY HILLS, DARLING,
CHI, CHI, CHI, CHI, CHI.

- I THINK THIS IS
A BIT TOO CRAZY.

- OH, COME ON, LISA, IT'S
A MILLION-DOLLAR WEDDING HERE.

BLING, BLING, BLING,
BLING, BLING.

- I THINK HE'S
AN INCREDIBLE PARTY PLANNER.

HE WAS THE PARTY PLANNER
FOR MY DAUGHTER'S WEDDING.

- WOW. YOU LOOK FANTASTIC.

[cheers and applause]

- MWAH.

- LISTEN, I WANTED TO HAVE
A HOUSEWARMING.

- YOU DO?
- YEAH.

SO I WANT TO DO SOMETHING
ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS.

- OH, MY GOD.

ANOTHER MILLION DOLLARS,
HERE I COME.

I LOVE IT.

DO YOU DO ANYTHING
FOR LESS THAN A MILLION DOLLARS?

- WELL, I DON'T THINK SO.
- I'M SERIOUS.

- I DON'T THINK SO.
- THIS IS A LOW-KEY EVENT.

BUT I WANT IT VERY PRETTY.

- ALL RIGHT, I WILL. OF COURSE.

- NO, SERIOUSLY.
- I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU.

- SO I WANT TO HAVE, LIKE,
60 OR 70 PEOPLE.

I DON'T WANT IT TOO BIG.

AND I WANTED TO DO JUST, LIKE,
A HOUSEWARMING.

- IT'S NOT THAT BIG ENOUGH
FOR 60, 70 PEOPLE...

- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
- AND THIS GORGEOUS HUGE HOUSE.

- NO, I DON'T WANNA
DO IT BIGGER THAN THAT.

I WANT, LIKE... - NO?

SOMETHING INTIMATE, ROMANTIC?

- YEAH, EXACTLY.

- ELEGANT AND
SOMETHING VERY CHIC.

- SO WHAT'S
SO KIND OF SPECTACULAR

ABOUT THIS HOUSE
IS THE VIEW, REALLY.

- WOW. LOOK AT THIS VIEW.

- I KNOW,
IT'S GORGEOUS, ISN'T IT?

- AH, SPECTACULAR, BEAUTIFUL.

- THAT'S THE REASON
WE BOUGHT IT.

- AH, SO GORGEOUS.

[sighs] SO ROMANTIC.

- TALKING OF ROMANCE, I THOUGHT

IT WOULD BE A GREAT IDEA...
- UH-HUH?

- NOT JUST A HOUSEWARMING,
BUT RENEWING OUT VOWS.

- ARE YOU SERIOUS?
- YEAH.

- OH, HE'S SO ROMANTIC.

- NOT YOUR VOWS.
- NOT OURS. US TWO.

- OH, JUST THE TWO OF YOU.
OKAY, GOT IT.

- I SAID WHAT I WANTED TO SAY
30 YEARS AGO,

AND I STAND BY THAT.

BUT KEN THINKS
IT'S A ROMANTIC THING TO DO,

SO I'M GONNA MAKE HIM HAPPY.

DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD DO IT?
- ABSOLUTELY.

YOU SHOULD CELEBRATE
YOUR MARRIAGE

THAT'S BEEN THERE FOR 30 YEARS.

YOU SHOULD CREATE A BEAUTIFUL
BRIDGE OVER THE POOL.

- BRIDGE OVER THE POOL?
- YEAH.

- AND THEN CREATE
A BEAUTIFUL HEART.

- AN ARCH?
- HEART-SHAPED...

IT'S AN ARCH,
BUT HEART-SHAPED ARCH.

- HEART-SHAPED ISN'T AN ARCH.

AN ARCH IS LIKE THAT.
A HEART IS LIKE THAT.

- HEART IS MORE ROMANTIC,
RIGHT, KEN?

- ABSOLUTELY.
- YEAH, SEE?

KEN AGREES WITH ME. - OKAY.

WHY... DO I EVEN NEED TO BE HERE?

WHY DON'T YOU GUYS
JUST DECIDE ON IT YOURSELF?

WHY DON'T YOU
RENEW YOUR VOWS TOGETHER

AND LEAVE ME OUT OF IT?

[Ken and Kevin laughing]

- COMING UP...

WOULD YOU LIKE A COOKIE?

THIS IS A NO-BRAINER.
DEFINITELY ORDER THIS.

THIS IS, LIKE, DELICIOUS CANDY.

- HI.
- HEY.

Both: BUENOS DIAS.

- [grunts] I GOT SO MUCH STUFF.
WILL YOU TAKE THAT?

- THERE YOU GO. YEAH.
- HEY.

- HI. HOW YOU DOING?
- HOW ARE YOU?

- GREAT TO SEE YOU.
- YOU'RE GOOD?

- SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.

- THESE ARE, UM, DAVID'S SUITS.
- OKAY.

- SO I DON'T KNOW
IF YOU CAN HANG THOSE SOMEWHERE.

DAVID AND I ARE DOING
A PHOTO SHOOT

FOR A ASIAN MAGAZINE TODAY.

IT'S ACTUALLY FUN
TO GET TO WORK TOGETHER.

- AWESOME.

- HE HAS A SHOW
WITH BARBRA STREISAND TONIGHT.

BUT HE'S GONNA COME
GIVE US ONE HOUR

BEFORE HE GOES TO REHEARSAL,
SO IT'LL BE FUN.

- ALL RIGHT,
COME AND MEET EVERYBODY.

- HI, GUYS. GOOD MORNING.
- THIS IS YOLANDA.

- GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- HOW ARE YOU?

DAVID IS SUPER BUSY BETWEEN
RUNNING HIS RECORD LABEL

AND RECORDING
WITH ROD STEWART RIGHT NOW

AND ANDREA BOCELLI.

HE'S... YOU KNOW,
TIME IS OF AN ESSENCE.

SO HE'S GONNA COME IN QUICKLY

AND TAKE A COUPLE OF PICTURES
AND RUN.

LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD.

- I'M JUST GONNA GIVE YOU
A LITTLE KERASTASE TO HELP HOLD.

- YOU KNOW, MY HUSBAND'S
GONNA HATE MY HAIR LIKE THIS.

- REALLY?
- YEAH.

HE DOESN'T LIKE MY HAIR CURLY.

THAT, I HATE.

- DON'T YOU THINK ON
IT WOULD BE STUNNING?

- MAYBE FOR... I MEAN, WE CAN DO
SOMETHING WITH IT, BUT...

IT'S OKAY. WE CAN PUT IT
ALL ON, YOU KNOW?

- IF NOTHING ELSE.
- YEAH.

WELL, I MEAN,
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?

IS... I DON'T KNOW.

I'M A MODEL WITHOUT CLOTHES.

I THINK WE MAYBE SHOULD'VE
STAYED IN BED THIS MORNING.

THIS IS NOT A GOOD DAY.

- I THINK THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.

IT'S PROBABLY TOO MUCH,
THOUGH, ISN'T IT?

- OKAY, WELL,
LET'S FOCUS ON THE DRESSES,

BECAUSE MY HUSBAND IS COMING,

AND, YOU KNOW, I DON'T...

WE ONLY HAVE ONE HOUR
WITH HIM, SO...

- HI, DAVID.

- SOMEHOW, I HAVE BECOME
THE WARDROBE PERSON.

- MY LOVE!

- HI.

- HEY.
- WHAT'S UP, DAVID?

- THANK YOU, BABY.

DAVID IS A NATURAL
IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA,

BUT, YOU KNOW, HIS
ATTENTION SPAN IS VERY SHORT.

HE GETS VERY...
AFTER, LIKE, YOU KNOW,

SIX FRAMES, HE'S LIKE,
"OKAY, I'M DONE."

- OH, THAT LOOKS
BEAUTIFUL, BABE.

WHOO. WAIT.
WHOA, WAIT, WAIT A MINUTE.

- I KNOW. WE GOT TO SHOOT
FROM THE SIDE,

'CAUSE IF WE CAN'T...

I HAVE UNDERWEAR ON. - OH.

- [laughs]
- JESUS.

- I LOVE YOU.
DO I KNOW MY HUSBAND?

THAT'S THE FIRST THING I SAID.

- NO, I SAID, "WAIT A MINUTE.
THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.

THAT'S NOT GOOD."

[both laugh]

- WELL, WE'RE GONNA SHOOT IT
IN A WAY WHERE YOU DON'T...

- WELL, SO AM I IN THAT SHOT
WITH YOU?

- YEAH, OF COURSE.

- YOU'LL BE ON THE SIDE,
ON THE STAIRS.

- THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.

- PUT YOUR ARM ON YOUR LEG.

STRAIGHT UP. YEAH, LIKE THAT.

LIKE THAT, LIKE THAT.

AMAZING. BACK AT ME, BABE.

[camera shutter clicking]

BEAUTIFUL. YES.

NICE. SO RAD.

LOOK BACK HERE.

LET ME GET THESE.

OKAY, MY LOVE.

YES!

[camera shutter clicking]

- TOUCH HER, DAVID.
TOUCH HER HIP.

YEAH. - GOT IT?

- YEAH. YES.

NICE. STAY THERE.

GOOD.

[camera shutter clicking]

NICE.

- EVERYTHING
TURNED OUT BEAUTIFUL.

AND I THINK WE'RE GONNA HAVE

SOME BEAUTIFUL PICTURES FROM IT.

- HELLO?
- HI, HONEY. HOW ARE YOU?

- I'M GOOD, HONEY.

I'M SO SORRY
I'M NOT MAKING IT UP THERE.

I'M STUCK HERE AT THE STORE,
AND I CAN'T GET UP THERE.

- OH. OKAY, NO PROBLEM.

I'LL JUST SEE MARISA BY MYSELF.

NO PROBLEM. - OKAY.

TELL MARISA I'M SORRY
AND I'LL CALL HER LATER.

- YEAH, NO WORRIES. I LOVE YOU.

- LOVE YOU, HONEY. BYE.
- BYE.

[knock at door]

- HEY. HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M GOOD.

HOW ARE YOU? - WONDERFUL.

IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
- YOU TOO.

- THANK YOU. THANK YOU.

- COME ON IN.
- OH, MY GOD.

THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL,
JUST LIKE I REMEMBERED IT.

- ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL?

- AMAZING. I LOVE THIS FOYER.

- I WANT YOU AND I
TO LIST IT TOGETHER.

- OOH, THAT'LL BE FUN.

I WOULD LOVE
TO LIST IT WITH YOU.

THAT'S SUCH AN HONOR.
I WOULD LOVE TO WORK WITH YOU.

- NO, I WOULD LOVE TO.

LILI IS THE WOMAN WHO MADE ME
WHO I AM TODAY.

MY MOTHER-IN-LAW
IS LIKE A MOTHER

AND A SISTER TO ME.

THIS WAS DICK'S OFFICE...
DOUBLE TWO-STORY LIBRARY.

- THERE'S NOTHING LIKE THIS.

I MEAN, WE DON'T GET
THESE TYPE OF ROOMS.

OH, AND HE'S... LOOK AT THIS.

- THIS ROOM HAS SO MUCH HISTORY.

- JAWS, JAWS 2.
- JAWS, YEAH.

CHARLIE AND
THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY.

- OH, MY GOD. I WATCHED THAT
LAST NIGHT WITH THE KIDS.

- DID YOU REALLY?
- YEAH.

- THIS WAS HIS ROOM.
- SO THIS HAS AMAZING

HOLLYWOOD HISTORY RIGHT HERE.

- THIS HAS AMAZING
HOLLYWOOD HISTORY.

MY MOTHER-IN-LAW ALWAYS WANTED
TO SELL THIS HOUSE,

FOR THE PAST TEN YEARS OR SO.

SHE WANTED DICK TO RETIRE,
NOT WORK ANYMORE.

DICK DIDN'T WANT TO.

- WELL, THIS...
THIS IS FANTASTIC,

THIS OPENNESS FROM ROOM TO ROOM.

- IT'S A GREAT
ENTERTAINER'S HOUSE.

SO THESE ROOMS ARE AMAZING.

THESE ARE GREAT
FOR ENTERTAINING.

- I MEAN, THIS IS THE CORE
OF THE HOUSE, AND IT'S AMAZING.

YOU'VE GOT THE THREE SETS
OF FRENCH DOORS LEADING OUT.

WE'LL OPEN THOSE UP.

- AND THE PROPERTY
IS ON FOUR ACRES.

THERE'S OVER ABOUT
$7 MILLION WORTH OF TREES

THAT SHE FLEW IN,

'CAUSE SHE WANTED
EVERYTHING ALREADY GROWN.

SHE DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE TO WAIT
FOR ANYTHING TO GROW IN.

OKAY, SO LOOK AT THE GROUNDS.

- OH, MY GOD.

- AND NOW IS THE PERFECT
TIME TO SEE THEM,

BECAUSE THEY'RE SO OVERGROWN
AND SO LUSH.

- RIGHT.
- IT'S JUST SO BEAUTIFUL.

- OH, MY GOD. THIS IS AMAZING.

- I DECIDED TO INVOLVE MAURICE

BECAUSE MAURICE HAS
A HUGE NETWORK OF CLIENTELE.

SO, IF BOTH OF US
PUT OR HEADS TOGETHER,

I'M HOPING WE CAN FIND
THE RIGHT BUYER FOR THIS HOUSE.

I'M SO EXCITED YOU'RE GONNA
DO THIS WITH ME.

- YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT PRICE
A LITTLE BIT,

IN TERMS OF WHAT...? - YEAH.

YOU KNOW, SHE'S THINKING

THEY'D LIKE TO SELL IT
SOONER THAN LATER.

- RIGHT.

- THE NUMBER THAT HER
AND I WERE TALKING ABOUT

WAS $25 MILLION.

UM, YOU KNOW, AT 25,
SOMEBODY MIGHT SAY,

"WELL, IT'S GOT THIS."

AND SOMEBODY MIGHT SAY,
"IT'S GOT THAT."

- RIGHT.
- AND ET CETERA, ET CETERA.

BUT AT 23, SOMEBODY'S GONNA
COME IN HERE AND GO,

YOU KNOW, "THAT'S A STEAL."
- "THAT'S A DEAL."

OKAY.

- WE THROW AROUND $2 MILLION
AS IF IT WAS $200.

BUT IF YOU PRICE A HOUSE
TOO HIGH,

THAT HOUSE WILL JUST SIT.

AND THE LONGER THE HOUSE
SITS AROUND IN THE MARKET,

THE LESS VALUABLE IT BECOMES.

- IF YOU THINK 23,
THEN I'M GONNA GO WITH YOU

AND WHAT YOU THINK,
BECAUSE I TRUST YOU.

- AT THAT PRICE, I DON'T THINK
WE'D HAVE TO MAKE ANY EXCUSES.

LIKE, INSTEAD OF THEM GOING HOME

AND SAYING,
"I'LL THINK ABOUT IT,"

I THINK AT 23,
THEY MIGHT JUST BE LIKE...

- WE'LL BUILD
SOME MOMENTUM WITH IT.

- YEAH. OR, LIKE,
"WHERE DO I SIGN?"

- DOESN'T IT FEEL LIKE
WE'RE IN NEW YORK

WHEN WE'RE DOWN HERE? - I KNOW.

- LIZZY WAS JUST SAYING THAT
A MINUTE AGO.

- I LOVE IT.

HERE WE GO.

THE NAME OF MY STORE
IS KYLE BY ALENE TOO.

AND THE OPENING
IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER.

I'M PRETTY CONFIDENT ABOUT IT,
AND I'M EXCITED.

- WE WERE WITH FAYE
THIS MORNING.

WE PICKED OUT
SO MANY GREAT THINGS,

AND WE JUST NEED TO WRAP UP
SOME OF THE FABRIC CHOICES.

BUT IT WENT REALLY, REALLY WELL.

Both: HI. HOW ARE YOU?

- I'M THOMAS.
WELCOME TO JOEY SHOWROOM.

- HI. ANDI.
PLEASURE TO MEET YOU.

- KYLE. NICE TO MEET YOU.

- [gasps] O.M.G.

I LOVE FASHION.

I KNOW WHAT DESIGNERS I LOVE.

BUT OPENING A STORE
IS REALLY NEW TO ME.

SO I'M REALLY FORTUNATE
TO BE PARTNERED

WITH PEOPLE WHO REALLY KNOW
WHAT THEY'RE DOING,

AND THEY CAN SHOW ME THE ROPES.

I'M HAVING
A LOT OF FUN LEARNING.

- SO WHAT'S GOING ON?

YOU GUYS ARE BUYING
FOR A NEW STORE?

WHAT'S HAPPENING?
- OPENING A STORE TOGETHER.

- THAT'S PRETTY EXCITING.
- YEAH.

- ARE YOU GUYS READY?
- WELL, WE'RE GETTING READY.

- WE WILL BE. WE WILL BE.
- YEAH.

WE'RE GONNA BE CARRYING
THIS ONE, RIGHT?

- FOR SURE, THAT STUFF.

- LIKE, THIS CUT
IS ONE OF MY FAVORITES.

THIS IS A NO-BRAINER,
DEFINITELY ORDER THIS.

THIS IS GORGEOUS. I LOVE THIS.

- HOW MANY STYLES
HAVE YOU PICKED SO FAR?

- I DON'T EVEN KNOW.

I'M JUST GRABBING
EVERYTHING I LIKE.

SHOULD WE NOT DO THAT?
- NO, NO, OF COURSE.

THAT'S HOW YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO DO IT,

BUT EVERYTHING YOU'RE PICKING
SEEMS TO GO TOGETHER.

- THIS IS, LIKE,
DELICIOUS CANDY.

- COLOR BLOCKING, WHICH,
YOU KNOW, IS SUPER IN RIGHT NOW.

- YEAH, NOT A BIG FAN OF THAT.

- NOPE? OKAY, TUXEDO DRESS.

OOH, I LIKE THAT.

WOULD YOU LIKE A COOKIE?

IT'S GONNA SNAG.
- IT'S JUST GONNA SNAG.

- WE WANNA GET
THESE SWEATSHIRTS A.S.A.P.

- GREAT. AND JUST LET ME KNOW
YOUR SIZE SCALE,

AND WE'LL HAVE 'EM
FOR YOUR OPENING.

- THIS IS GONNA BE
THE BEST STORE EVER.

WHOO!

- COMING UP...

- I DRINK A LOT,
AND I'M OKAY WITH IT.

AND I [bleep] A LOT,
AND I'M OKAY WITH IT TOO.

[laughs]

"MAY I POLITELY
SUCK YOUR PENIS, PLEASE?"

- I RECEIVED A CALL
FROM AN OLD FRIEND

WHO'S BEEN HAVING
A DIFFICULT TIME WITH A BREAKUP.

HELLO, GORGEOUS.

- OH, HEY.
- HOW ARE YOU?

YOU LOOK RELAXED.

- YOU HAVE NO IDEA
HOW RELAXED I AM.

[both laugh]

- I GUESS I'M ABOUT TO FIND OUT.

- LOOKING GOOD, FEELING GOOD,
LET ME TELL YOU.

- WELL, GOOD.
- ARE YOU DATING ANYONE?

- NO.
- WHY?

YOU DIDN'T GO BACK OUT?

OH, MY GOD. IT'S THE BEST.

GET OUT THERE AND GET GOING.

[both laughing]

- I'M GOING TO.
- SERIOUSLY.

- I'M GOING TO... I'M READY.

I'M READY, BUT IT JUST
TOOK ME A MINUTE.

I REALLY MISS
SPENDING TIME WITH DANA.

THERE'S A LOT GOING ON
IN HER LIFE RIGHT NOW,

BUT SHE ALWAYS MAKES ME LAUGH.

- [laughs] IT'S SO GOOD.

- OH, MY GOSH.

- I MIGHT BE THE ONLY PERSON

IN OUR GROUP GETTING LAID.
[laughs]

- MAYBE. WELL, KEN TWICE A YEAR.

- KEN TWICE A YEAR?

OH, MY GOD.
THAT SOUNDS LIKE HELL.

I KNOW. IT'S AWFUL.

- NO, LISA JUST LIKES TO TEASE.

- NO, I IMAGINE LISA, LIKE,
"OH, MY GOD, DARLING.

CAN I SUCK IT?"

[both laughing] - NO.

- "MAY I POLITELY
SUCK YOUR PENIS, PLEASE?"

- [laughs]

- I DRINK A LOT,
AND I'M OKAY WITH IT.

AND I [bleep] A LOT,
AND I'M OKAY WITH IT TOO...

[laughs] JUST SO YOU KNOW.

- I KNOW WHY DANA'S DRINKING.
I'VE BEEN THERE.

[laughing]

- LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT.

- [laughs]

I WANNA GIVE DANA SOME ADVICE,

BUT SHE'S JUST TOO OUT OF IT
AT THIS POINT.

- AND ON THAT NOTE...

- [laughs] OH, MY GOSH.

YOU'RE SO FUN.

SO WHAT HAPPENED?

- I'VE BEEN IN A BIT
OF A [bleep]STORM, ACTUALLY.

HE HASN'T DONE ANYTHING FOR ME.

MY LAMBORGHINI...

HE TOLD ME TO DROP IT
AT THE MECHANIC.

HE DIDN'T WANNA PAY
FOR IT ANYMORE.

MY BIRTHDAY PRESENT...

REMEMBER THAT GLAMOROUS
BIRTHDAY PRESENT?

HOUSE OF CARDS, ALL OF IT.

- I WAS CONCERNED
ABOUT HOW MUCH HE WAS GONE.

AND HE WAS JUST SO SMART
AND SO INTO HIS WORK

THAT I KNOW THAT
YOU WANTED TO BELIEVE

THAT IT WAS BECAUSE OF THAT.

AND, YOU KNOW, WHENEVER
YOU WOULD SAY THAT TO ME,

I WANTED TO BELIEVE IT TOO,
BUT IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.

- AND AS BAD AS IT SOUNDS...

BECAUSE YOU KNOW
I CANNOT STAND BRANDI...

SHE WAS RIGHT.

I THOUGHT PEOPLE WERE GOOD,

AND THEY'RE NOT GOOD.

ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH BRANDI NOW?

BECAUSE I HATE THAT BITCH.
- I KNOW YOU DO.

UM, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M TRYING TO...

DEAL WITH HER BETTER.

- I REALLY WANT
TO ACTUALLY BE LIKE,

"I WANNA PUKE WHEN I SEE YOU.

AND HOW DARE YOU BE THE FREAKIN'
LOWLIFE THAT YOU ARE?"

I JUST CAN'T STAND IT.

COME ON.

THE ONLY REASON THAT
BRANDI EVEN KNOWS ANY OF US...

BECAUSE BELIEVE ME,
SHE IS NOT OF PAR

WITH OUR GROUP... IS ADRIENNE.

SO WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ABOUT?

- RIGHT.
- I THINK, YOU KNOW,

ADRIENNE'S GREAT AS A "PERSON,"

AS, LIKE, "IN THEORY,"

BUT YOU HAVE TO REALLY THIN
ABOUT WHO YOUR FRIENDS ARE.

- I WAS TALKING TO MY LIFE COACH
THE OTHER DAY.

AND SHE WAS JUST SAYING,

"AFTER ALL
THAT YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH,

"YOU REALLY NEED
TO FIND THOSE PEOPLE

THAT ARE GONNA CARE FOR YOU THAT
DON'T HAVE AN ULTERIOR MOTIVE."

- YEAH, BUT WHAT
I'M GONNA SAY TO YOU IS,

THESE WOMEN DO HAVE
ULTERIOR MOTIVES... EVERYONE DOES.

AND YOU BETTER
HAVE YOUR GUARD UP,

'CAUSE THESE PEOPLE...
THEY MAY NOT HAVE YOUR BACK.

THEY REALLY LOVE THEMSELVES,
ALL OF THESE WOMEN.

I'M NOT SURE
THEY HAVE ENOUGH ROOM

IN ALL OF THEIR LOVE
FOR THEMSELVES TO LOVE YOU.

TRUST ME.

- SOPHIA? ALEXIA?

THEY CANNOT MAKE ME LATE.

THE FIRE DEPARTMENT
SAID, LIKE, 250.

AND WE HAVE, LIKE,
300 AND SOMETHING PEOPLE COMING.

- WOW.
- AY, YI, YI. OKAY.

AFTER MONTHS AND MONTHS
OF DREAMING

AND FANTASIZING
ABOUT THIS NIGHT,

THE OPENING OF MY STORE
IS FINALLY HERE.

- [cooing]
- OKAY.

HONEY, SO RIGHT NOW
IT'S THIS OR THIS.

IT'S GORGEOUS.

- WHICH ONE?
- WELL, BOTH.

WELL, EITHER ONE, 'CAUSE WHAT
I DON'T WEAR TONIGHT,

I'LL WEAR TO LISA'S PARTY
NEXT WEEKEND.

- RIGHT. SO TRY 'EM ON.

- LOOK AT ME.

- MOMMY, IT'S WET,
'CAUSE OF MY HAIR.

- I'LL FIX YOUR HAIR
AFTER WE DO THIS.

I JUST WANT TO SEE HOW IT LOOKS,
AND THEN WE'LL DO YOUR HAIR.

PUT YOUR ARM THROUGH.

[line trilling]

- HI.
- ARE YOU GETTING READY?

- NO, I'M GOING
TO GET A TAN FIRST.

- A TAN NOW?

OKAY, WILL YOU BE ON TIME?

- WELL, I HOPE SO.

I HAVE BEEN ALL YEAR, HAVEN'T I?

I'VE BEEN THERE BEFORE YOU,
MS. TARDY-HARDY.

- NO, NO, NO. I JUST MEAN

BECAUSE IT'S 5:30,
AND IT STARTS AT 7:30.

DON'T READ INTO THAT.

- OH, WELL, I'M GONNA
RUSH, RUSH, RUSH.

- THERE'S 300 PEOPLE COMING.

- OH, I WON'T EVEN BE MISSED.
[laughs]

- WELL, YOU'RE MY SISTER.
YOU WILL BE MISSED.

AND KATHY'S NOT HERE.
- I'M JOKING.

I WOULDN'T MISS...
ARE YOU JOKING?

I WOULDN'T MISS THIS. - OKAY.

I HAVE TO GO.
I WOULD BE DRESSED UP.

LOVE YOU, BYE. LOVE YOU, BYE.

OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD.
OH, MY GOD.

OH.

HONEY, WHAT DO YOU
THINK OF THIS?

- WELL, YOU LOOK SUPER HOT.

- OKAY, SO THIS IS
THE FIRST CHOICE.

- YEAH.
- OKAY?

- IS THAT ONE OF YOUR DRESSES
THAT YOU CARRY?

- YEAH.
- YEAH, WELL...

BEAUTIFUL.

- OR THIS.

- OH, WOW.

IS THAT ALSO IN YOUR STORE?
- YES.

- NO WAY. WOW.

- YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK
IT HAS TO BE THIS DRESS,

'CAUSE I DON'T THINK
I CAN GET IT OFF.

- I WAS GONNA SAY
THAT DRESS ANYWAY.

YOU LOOK REALLY GOOD.
- YES, DONE.

- YEAH, PERFECT, DONE.

- YOU FEEL GOOD?

[house alarm beeping]

I'M SO EXCITED
TO HAVE MY HUSBAND

AND MY FOUR DAUGHTERS
HERE WITH ME

ON THIS SPECIAL NIGHT.

I'VE DREAMT ABOUT THIS,
AND I FEEL

THAT THEY'RE JUST AS EXCITED
FOR ME.

THANK YOU
FOR BEING WITH ME TONIGHT.

- I AM SO EXCITED.
- AND I'M VERY EXCITED TO BE...

- CONGRATULATIONS.

- THANK YOU.

OH, MY GOODNESS.

I'M STARTING TO GET ANXIETY.

- ME TOO.
- NO, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO.

- OKAY, I DON'T HAVE ANY.

- YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KEEP ME
CALM WHEN I HAVE ANXIETY.

THAT'S THE WAY
IT ALWAYS GOES WITH US.

[bleep], THIS GUY'S REALLY...
[bleep] HELL!

- WHAT?
- SORRY.

- WHAT HAPPENED?

- THAT WAS A LITTLE TIGHT
FOR MY TASTE, SIR.

- LOOK AT THE SIGN, GUYS.
- OH, MY GOSH.

- I LOVE IT.
- OH, MY GOD.

- OH, MY GOSH.

- OKAY. HERE WE GO.

GO OUT, BABY DOLL.

OH, MY GOD. I LOVE IT.

THIS LOOKS AMAZING.

- ALL RIGHT.

I ACTUALLY DON'T LIKE
THAT BELT WITH THAT.

I WANNA TAKE THAT BELT OFF.

THE STORE HAS MY NAME
ON THE DOOR.

IT REFLECTS ME AND MY TASTE.

I WANT IT TO LOOK RIGHT.

SO GOTTA FIX IT.

- BEAUTIFUL.
- WOW.

MY GOSH. - WOW.

- SO EXCITING.

- WE GOTTA GO OVER
AND DO A QUICK RUN

AND MAKE SURE EVERYTHING
LOOKS THE WAY WE WANT IT, OKAY?

- YEAH.
WHAT IS THIS DOING OVER HERE?

DID WE EVER GET
THE JEWELRY DISPLAYS?

MAYBE THAT WITH THE CHANEL BAG,

LIKE, NEXT TO IT IN THE CORNER
OR SOMETHING.

- LET'S MOVE IT BACK,
'CAUSE OTHERWISE...

- BUT, BETTY, NOT A LOT,
NOT A LOT, NOT A LOT.

OH!

OH, GOSH. OKAY.

DO WE STILL HAVE THE CHANEL
BACK IN THOSE TWO...

AM I SCARED?
YEAH, I'M A LITTLE SCARED.

MY NAME'S ON THE DOOR.

- LET'S GO.
- COME HERE.

- COMING UP...

- 'CAUSE YOU'RE
A REAL ASS[bleep].

IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ME...

- THAT'S WHAT I WANTED
TO EXPLAIN TO YOU.

BUT WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY TO YOU

IS YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
TO LET ME TALK BEFORE YOU TALK.

[indistinct chatter,
camera shutters clicking]

- BIG SMILE RIGHT HERE, PLEASE.

- JUST ONE MORE.

- I CAN'T BELIEVE
THIS IS MY STORE.

IT'S LIKE A FANTASY CLOSET.

IT'S A 5,000-SQUARE-FOOT CLOSET

FILLED WITH
ALL OF MY FAVORITE THINGS.

IT'S AMAZING.

DO YOU FEEL HOW HEAVY THIS IS?

FEEL THAT PIECE OF...
- INCREDIBLE.

- THAT'S, LIKE, A PIECE OF ART.

WE HAVE EVERYTHING,

FROM THAT TO, LIKE, JUST,
YOU KNOW, JEANS AND T-SHIRTS.

- I'M EXCITED FOR KYLE.

I AM ACTUALLY HAPPY
FOR MY FRIENDS

WHEN GOOD THINGS HAPPEN TO THEM.

- WELCOME TO THE STORE.
- THANK YOU.

- IT LOOKS BEAUTIFUL.
- THANK YOU.

IT'S VERY DISTRACTING, THOUGH,

'CAUSE I'M SUPPOSED TO BE,
LIKE, YOU KNOW,

WORKING HERE,
AND I'M SHOPPING MYSELF.

WHAT ARE THESE?
I DIDN'T SEE THESE.

HI, HONEY. HOW ARE YOU? - HI.

- YOU LOOK GORGEOUS, BEAUTIFUL.

- THANK YOU. YOU DO TOO.

THE STORE LOOKS GREAT.

[indistinct chatter]

- HEY!
- HOW ARE YOU?

- HI. CONGRATULATIONS, HONEY.
- THANK YOU.

THANK YOU SO MUCH. - HI, B.

- HOW ARE YOU?
- SO EXCITED YOU GUYS ARE HERE.

- I KNOW.
- OF COURSE WE ARE.

WE'RE HERE TO SUPPORT YOU.

- YES.
- THANK YOU.

- RIGHT?
- AND SHOP.

- YOU SEE, WE ALL BROUGHT
OUR CREDIT CARD, BABY.

- GOOD! [laughs]

- NEVER LEAVE HOME WITHOUT IT.

- NEVER.
- THAT LOOKS AMAZING.

NOW YOU KISS ME.
YOU LOVE ME AGAIN.

Both: MWAH, MWAH, MWAH.

- MY RELATIONSHIP WITH KYLE...
IT'S CHANGED,

BUT IT'S NOT IN A BAD PLACE.

AND I WISH HER
NOTHING BUT SUCCESS.

- I'VE BEEN LOOK AT STUFF
THAT YOU'RE GONNA LOVE.

- AND YOU BETTER
KEEP THAT BRANDI'S PAWS OFF ME.

- WELL, BRANDI, LIKE,
HAS HER OWN LITTLE SECTION

FOR THE SUPER-TALL
SKINNY PEOPLE.

- OH, RIGHT, YEAH, YEAH.

- I TOLD HER TO GO
TRY ON SOME BATHING SUITS,

'CAUSE I'M SURE AS HELL
NOT DOING THAT.

- OH, YEAH, EXACTLY.

YOU CAN COUNT ME
OUT OF THAT ONE AS WELL.

- LOVELY. HOW ARE YOU?

- THIS STORE IS SO PRETTY.

- POPPING ALL DAY.

- LISA!

- YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
- LOOK AT YOU.

- KATHY HAS ONE. YOU HAVE ONE.

NOW I GOTTA GET ONE.

- YOU CAN COME HANG OUT
WITH ME HERE EVERY DAY.

- OH, I WILL.
- IT'D BE FUN.

- OH, I CAN BUY THINGS.
- YOU LOOK GOOD.

- THANK YOU.

- YOU HAVE A REALLY PRETTY NOSE.

- THANK YOU.

[indistinct chatter]

- WHERE IS HE?
- HE'S WORKING.

- AGAIN?

- HE HAS TO WORK 31 DAYS
STRAIGHT THIS MONTH, SO...

- TAYLOR'S HERE.
- WHAT, TAYLOR'S HERE?

- SHE LOOKS
REALLY CUTE, ACTUALLY.

- SHE DOES?
- HI. HOW WAS PARIS?

YOU GUYS HAVE TO CATCH ME UP
ON EVERYTHING.

- IT WAS AMAZING.

- AND I STILL WANNA
HAVE COFFEE WITH YOU...

- STARBUCKS.
- 'CAUSE I WANNA TALK TO YOU

ABOUT A FEW THINGS.
- YES, YOU NEED TO.

- TALKING WITH DANA
HAS MADE ME THINK

ABOUT REEVALUATING
MY FRIENDSHIPS.

AND I THINK THAT STARTS
WITH YOLANDA.

- I HEAR FROM ALL THE GIRLS
THAT YOU, LIKE,

HAVE AN ISSUE WITH ME.

DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT?
- NO.

I'M REALLY REALIZING
THAT MY ISSUES WITH HER

ARE REALLY ABOUT DAVID.

THEY HAVE NOTHING TO DO
WITH HER.

AND I NEED TO SAY I'M SORRY
AND PUT IT BEHIND US.

- I DON'T LIKE TRASH TALK.

- I WANTED TO HAVE...
- I DON'T WANT...

- NO, NO, NO.
THERE'S NO TRASH TALK.

- NO, BUT I MEAN,
I DON'T LIKE TO HEAR

FROM OTHER GIRLS, LIKE,
"OH, SHE'S TALKING ABOUT YOU."

I'M, LIKE, WHAT YOU SEE
IS WHAT YOU GET, YOU KNOW?

IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ME...

- BUT I DON'T HAVE
A PROBLEM WITH YOU.

IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU.

- BUT TO GO TO OTHER
GIRLFRIENDS IN THIS GROUP...

- WHO DID I TALK TO
IN THIS GROUP?

- TO KYLE, TO BRANDI,
AND TO LISA.

THEN I HEARD AGAIN,
WHILE IN PARIS,

THE GIRLS WERE LIKE,
"WELL, MAYBE IT'S NOT WITH YOU.

MAYBE IT'S WITH YOUR HUSBAND."

SO, IF YOU HAVE ANYTHING
ABOUT MY HUSBAND, BRING IT UP.

- YEAH. WELL, THERE'S
SO MUCH HISTORY THERE.

- NO, YOU DON'T HAVE
ANY HISTORY WITH HIM.

- NO, SO THAT'S WHAT
I WANTED TO EXPLAIN TO YOU.

BUT WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY TO YOU

IS YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO LET ME
TALK BEFORE YOU TALK.

- NO, NO, I'LL LET YOU TALK.

- OKAY. FIRST NIGHT
THAT I MET YOU,

I KNEW YOU WERE DAVID'S WIFE.

AND THAT LEFT ME
WITH A LOT OF CONCERN,

BECAUSE HE WAS MARRIED
TO ONE OF MY CLOSEST FRIENDS

FOR A LONG TIME.

SO I WAS GOING INTO IT,
LIKE, "UGH."

LIKE, THE LAST PERSON
THAT I WANNA HAVE TO DEAL WITH

IS THE EX-HUSBAND

OF ONE OF MY GOOD FRIENDS
WHO ALL I KNOW ABOUT

IS NEGATIVE
FROM THE DIVORCE PROCESS.

- DON'T TALK ABOUT MY HUSBAND.

HE'S BEEN SO GOOD
TO ALL HIS EX-WIVES.

SO WHO IS SHE TO EVEN
DISCUSS MY HUSBAND?

- IT WAS JUST
VERY AWKWARD FOR ME.

AND THEN I HAD
THE REAL OPPORTUNITY

TO TALK TO HIM WHEN WE HAD
THE DINNER AT MOHAMED'S HOUSE.

HE WAS REALLY CUTE
AND SWEET ABOUT IT.

AND I WAS LIKE, "ALL RIGHT."

- BECAUSE HE'S A GOOD PERSON.
- I KIND OF GET IT.

- LET THAT BE A LESSON
IN YOUR LIFE,

BECAUSE IF YOU HAD KEPT IT
TO YOURSELF

AND CAME TO ME AND SAY,

"HEY, YOLANDA,
LET'S HAVE A TALK."

OR GO TO DAVID AND SAY,
"YOU KNOW WHAT?

"YOU REALLY PISS ME OFF

"BECAUSE YOU HURT
MY GIRLFRIEND'S FEELINGS.

YOU'RE A REAL ASS[bleep]."

THEN YOU'RE A COOL GIRL.

IF YOU WOULD ONLY GIVE HIM
A CHANCE...

- I DID.
- TO GET TO KNOW HIM...

- AND SO NOW I'M TELLING YOU
THAT HE SURPRISED ME.

HE'S A GOOD GUY. - I DON'T NEED

TO HEAR THAT FROM YOU
BECAUSE I KNOW IT.

THAT'S WHY I MARRIED HIM.

- UM...

- WHEN ONE PERSON
SAYS SOMETHING BAD,

IT'S LIKE THE WHOLE ENTIRE GROUP

IS GONNA ROT AND SPOIL TO DEATH,

LIKE A BASKET OF FRUIT, RIGHT?

THE ROTTEN APPLE
IS IN THE BOTTOM,

AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT,
IT'S ALL ROTTEN.

I'M JUST NOT COOL
WITH THAT STUFF.

IT INFURIATES ME.

MY HUSBAND IS THE MOST
INCREDIBLE MAN THAT I KNOW,

AND HE'S SO HONORABLE.

- I WANNA JUST SAY I'M SORRY.

AND I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE
A CLEAN SLATE WITH YOU.

- YEAH, OKAY, ACCEPTED.
- PERFECT.

- I CAN TAKE IT. GIVE ME A HUG.

- I'M SO EXCITED YOU'RE HERE.

- THIS IS AMAZING.
I'M SO IMPRESSED.

- WE MISSED YOU IN PARIS.
- I WISH I WAS THERE.

- IT WAS A LOT OF FUN.
- IT'S GREAT THAT...

- AND, YEAH, LISA AND I KISSED
ON THE EIFFEL TOWER.

- [laughs]

- READY?

- HOW ARE ALL THE GIRLS?
EVERYBODY GETTING ALONG?

- EVERYBODY IS...
YEAH, EVERYBODY'S GOOD.

I'M JUST WAITING FOR ADRIENNE.

- I HAVEN'T SEEN ADRIENNE
IN WEEKS.

I HAVEN'T SEEN ANYBODY IN WEEKS.

- NO ONE'S REALLY SEEN HER.

- AREN'T WE GOING IN HERE?

ADRIENNE?

- IT'S LIKE THEY JUST
DRIFTED OFF

INTO THEIR OWN WORLD, AND
THEY'RE DOING OWN THING AND...

- I'VE BARELY SEEN THEM.

OH, ADRIENNE'S HERE.

- YOU LOOK HANDSOME, AS ALWAYS.

- HELLO.
- HI, HONEY.

OH, CONGRATULATIONS.

- THANK YOU. WE WERE
JUST TALKING ABOUT YOU.

- REALLY?
- THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.

- I'M LIKE, "I MISS YOU GUYS."
I'VE BEEN TEXTING WITH HIM.

- ADRIENNE'S HERE.
I NEED ONE MORE DRINK.

- YOU NEED ANOTHER DRINK?

- SINCE THE WHITE PARTY,

I HAVEN'T HEARD MUCH
FROM PAUL AND ADRIENNE.

I CAN'T SOCIALIZE
WITH THEM ANYMORE.

- HAS TO DO WITH ME AND MY BILLS

AND WHAT I PAID OUT.

THE THREATENING OF THE LAWSUIT.

WHAT? - THERE'S NO LAWSUIT.

- THEY DON'T EXIST
TO ME ANYMORE.

DONE. BYE. GO AWAY.
DONE. SEE YOU.

- CONGRATULATIONS.
- LOOK AT THIS.

- CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?
- IT'S AWESOME.

- THIS IS GORGEOUS.
YOU DID A GREAT JOB.

- WHOO-HOO, GIRL!
- THANK YOU.

- LET'S GET A PICTURE.

THIS IS ABOUT KYLE'S OPENING.

AND WHY MAKE A SCENE?

AND THAT'S WHAT BRANDI
WOULD LIKE TO DO.

SO AVOID IT.

YOU GOTTA, LIKE, SWAY YOUR WAY
TOWARDS THOSE

THAT ARE GONNA BE POSITIVE
AND FUN IN YOUR LIFE.

AND YOU HAPPEN TO BE,
ACTUALLY, ONE OF 'EM.

AND HERE'S ANOTHER ONE.
- LOOK HOW PRETTY THIS GIRL IS.

- YOU LOOK GORGEOUS.
- DOESN'T SHE LOOK GREAT?

- WOW.
- YOU'RE, LIKE, GLOWING.

- HI.
- AND I LOVE YOUR EARRINGS.

- THANK YOU.
- WOW.

- BEST COMEBACK 2012.

- [laughs] THANK YOU.

- OKAY. I AGREE.
- [laughs]

- SHOULD WE DRINK TO THAT?
JUST KIDDING.

KIDDING, KIDDING, KIDDING.
- YOU WIN.

- YOU LOOK AMAZING.

- THANKS.

OH, MY GOD.

CAN I GET MORE CRANBERRY?
- YEAH.

- PORTIA, I LOVE YOU.
THERE YOU ARE.

YOUR DRESS IS GORGEOUS.

- OKAY, PORTIA,
COME UP HERE CLOSER.

LIZZY? OKAY, READY.

- BUT YOU DON'T CUT IT, DO YOU?

- OKAY, READY?
- HERE WE GO.

[cheers and applause]

- IT'S BEEN
AN AMAZING NIGHT TONIGHT.

BUT WHEN WE WERE IN PARIS,

I REALLY WASN'T SURE
WHAT WAS GOING ON WITH KIM.

- LISA, IT'S JUST WHAT SHE DID,
IT WAS SO MEAN.

I JUST... - WHAT?

I CAN'T UNDERSTAND
ANYTHING YOU'RE SAYING.

- I THINK WHAT LISA
DID WAS SO MEAN.

AND I'VE WORKED
VERY HARD THIS YEAR.

[crying]

- I KNOW THAT IT WASN'T ALCOHOL,

BUT SHE DIDN'T SEEM SOBER TO ME.

I DIDN'T KNOW
WHAT WAS GOING ON WITH HER.

I NEED TO KNOW.

OKAY, COME OVER HERE.

- YOU LOOK LIKE...
YOUR HAIR LOOKS LIKE ELVIRA.

- I LOOK LIKE ELVIRA?
- NO, YOU DON'T.

- A LITTLE BIT LIKE ELVIRA.
- NO, YOU LOOK GORGEOUS.

- I WAS TRYING TO DO
SOMETHING DIFFERENT.

I HAD ON THE NEATEST OUTFIT,
AND THEN I THOUGHT,

"YOU KNOW, I'M JUST TRYING
TO BE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS."

- NO, YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL.

YOU LOOK SO MUCH BETTER
THAN YOU DID A FEW DAYS AGO.

I KNOW YOU WEREN'T FEELING WELL.

- WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
SO, WHEN I GOT HOME,

I SLEPT FOR TWO DAYS, TWO DAYS.

- WHAT WAS WRONG WITH YOU?

- WELL, I DIDN'T KNOW.

I WASN'T USING ANYTHING.

I WASN'T DOING ANYTHING.

BUT PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY,
I WASN'T... I WASN'T OKAY.

SO YESTERDAY I WENT DOWN,
AND I PUT MY MEDICINE OUT.

AND I LOOK DOWN.

I'M GOING TO TAKE MY WATER PILL,

WHICH IS, LIKE,
A PALE PEACH COLOR.

I THOUGHT, "WAIT A MINUTE.

THIS IS NOT FEELING RIGHT."

SO I WENT
AND GOT MY CONTACTS ON.

CAME BACK, AND I LOOKED DOWN,

AND IT LOOKED THE SAME,

BUT I PUT IT
A LITTLE BIT CLOSER.

AND IT WAS, LIKE,
A LITTLE BIT THICKER

AND A LITTLE BIT
DIFFERENT COLOR.

IT WAS THE ONE THAT
I HAD BEEN TAKING WHEN...

- SIX MONTHS AGO
THAT MADE YOU OUT OF IT?

- AND THAT...
IT WAS GIVING ME SEIZURES.

THAT'S WHY
I WAS HAVING SEIZURES.

- AND YOU WERE CONFUSING
THE MEDICINES?

- YEAH.

- I THINK FOR KIM
TO EARN BACK 100% OF MY TRUST,

IT'S JUST GONNA TAKE TIME.

EVENTUALLY WE'RE GONNA GET
TO A PLACE

WHERE I TRUST
WHAT SHE'S TELLING ME.

BUT FOR NOW...

COMING UP...

EVERY TIME MY PHONE RANG
IN THE NIGHT,

I THOUGHT THEY WERE GONNA SAY,

"YOUR SISTER'S GONE."

- OH, THAT IS CUTE.

- SEE, ONE LIKE THAT IN TEN
WITH THE BOOTS

WOULD BE GREAT.
- YEP. YOU'RE RIGHT.

- IS THIS NEW,
OR IS THIS VINTAGE?

- I THINK THIS LOOKS...
THIS LOOKS CHANEL VINTAGE TO ME.

- IT LOOKS LIKE
IT'S BEEN USED BEFORE, RIGHT?

- I LIKE THESE KIND OF
ROMANTIC-Y TOPS,

WITH NO BRA. - THAT IS SO YOU.

- THIS IS WHAT FAYE HAS ON.

THIS IS GORGEOUS.

- I LOVE THIS. THIS IS CUTE.

- I LOVE THAT TOO.

IT'S MY FAVORITE COLOR.
- FOR THE SUMMER.

- I MEAN, IT'S VERY FANCY.

I DON'T KNOW WHERE I'M GOING,
BUT IT'S REALLY PRETTY.

- I FEEL LIKE THIS IS WARM...

- I WANNA GET FAYE'S DRESS.
I LIKE IT.

BUT I DON'T LIKE HER.

- I WILL TAKE THAT.

WILL YOU JUST HOLD IT FOR ME?
- YES.

- I'M GONNA GO AROUND. THANKS.

- THAT IS, LIKE, A $3,000 DRESS.

- THIS IS EXHAUSTING.

- AND YOU WERE CONFUSING
THE MEDICINES?

- IT'S THE SAME...
IT'S ALMOST THE SAME COLOR.

- IT MAKES A LOT OF SENSE

THAT SHE TOOK
THE WRONG MEDICATION,

BECAUSE I KNOW MY SISTER

HAS BEEN VERY STRONG
IN HER SOBRIETY.

I GET SCARED BECAUSE...

AND I KNOW YOU GET DEFENSIVE,

'CAUSE YOU FEEL LIKE
NO ONE'S GONNA BELIEVE YOU.

- WHEN YOU'VE BEEN DOING WRONG
FOR SO LONG

AND THEN YOU DO RIGHT
AND THEN YOU FEEL LIKE,

YOU KNOW, PEOPLE ARE GONNA
ACCUSE YOU OF SOMETHING.

- I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY THAT'S
IMMEDIATELY

WHERE YOUR MIND GOES,
AND IT'S SCARY.

IT'S SCARY.

- I WORKED VERY HARD
TO GET HERE.

THERE'S NO WAY
I WANNA GO THROUGH

WHAT I WENT THROUGH AGAIN.
- I WANNA BELIEVE YOU.

- AND THERE'S NO WAY I WANNA
PUT MY KIDS THROUGH THAT.

IT'S NOT A GOOD FEELING.
[sniffles]

BUT I DON'T DESERVE
ALL THE TRUST RIGHT NOW.

I HAVE TO EARN IT BACK
WITH EVERYONE.

I'M SOBER, AND I LIKE IT.

AND THERE'S NO WAY
I WANNA, YOU KNOW,

LET ANYBODY DOWN THAT I LOVE.

- YOU TOLD ME IN PARIS
YOU DON'T WANNA LET ME DOWN.

WELL, I DON'T WANT YOU
TO LET YOURSELF DOWN.

- SEVEN MONTHS AGO,
I WAS SITTING ON A BED,

AND I KNEW I WAS GONNA DIE.

I KNEW IT.

- I DID TOO.
- YEAH.

- [crying]

EVERY TIME MY PHONE RANG
IN THE NIGHT,

I THOUGHT THEY WERE GONNA SAY,
"YOUR SISTER'S GONE."

- YOU WERE RIGHT,
'CAUSE I KNEW IT IN MY HEART.

I JUST... I THOUGHT...
I DIDN'T CARE.

I DIDN'T WANT TO ANYMORE.

I DIDN'T WANT TO...

I DIDN'T CARE ANYMORE.

I FELT LIKE
NOBODY CARED ANYMORE.

I DIDN'T WANNA DIE,
BUT I KNEW I WAS.

BUT I ALSO DIDN'T CARE.

AND IT'S A VERY SCARY PLACE
TO BE IN.

- IF YOU EVER FEEL LIKE
YOU'RE GONNA GO THERE AGAIN,

WILL YOU JUST TELL ME FIRST?
- IT COULD HAPPEN.

LET ME JUST TELL YOU,
IT'S NOT THAT EASY.

IT COULD HAPPEN TODAY.

- THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT
WAS HAPPENING IN PARIS.

- IT COULD HAPPEN TODAY.

- THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
- ENJOY IT.

- THANK YOU.

- THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- LISA, WE LOVE YOU.

- LISA, CAN MY DAUGHTERS
TAKE A PICTURE?

- IT COULD HAPPEN TO ME, KYLE.

I'M SORRY TO TELL YOU.
- I DON'T WANNA HEAR THAT.

- THAT I'M A STRONG ENOUGH,
THAT'S WHAT I HOPE.

I BELIEVE I AM THAT STRONG.

I NEVER SAY NEVER.

AND IF I'M NOT, I HAVE PEOPLE
TO CALL THAT CAN HELP ME.

- YOU CAN CALL ME.

- I'LL CALL YOU.

I LOVE YOU.

- I LOVE YOU.

KIM HAS TOLD ME HERSELF

THAT SHE HAS TO TAKE IT
ONE DAY AT A TIME

AND THAT
SHE CAN'T GUARANTEE TO ME

THAT SHE'S GONNA BE SOBER
FOREVER.

AND I'M PROUD OF YOU.

AND I DO BELIEVE YOU.

I DO BELIEVE YOU.

YOU NEED TO STAY STRONG.
- I AM STRONG.

- NEXT TIME ON THE REAL
HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...

- MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL.
- NO, THESE ARE DINNER PLATES.

- THAT'S OKAY.
- TYPICAL DIG, TYPICAL INSULT.

I'M USED TO IT.

HE'S NOT GONNA
WANT THESE PLATES HERE.

- GOD BLESS YOU.
WE WANT OUR PLATES HERE.

[laughter]

- "I THINK I KNOW
WHAT WILL SAVE YOUR MARRIAGE.

YOU EACH SHOULD
GIVE EACH OTHER A HALL PASS."

- A HALL PASS?

THAT'S BASICALLY
AN INVITATION TO DIVORCE.

- WHERE'S PAUL?
- HE SEEMED UPSET.

HE LEFT. - UPSET ABOUT WHAT?

- HE SAID,
"JUST TELL ADRIENNE I LEFT."

- DO YOU FEEL GOOD ABOUT
YOURSELF, BREAKING UP A FAMILY?

- I DO.
- THAT IS BULL[bleep], FAYE.

- ARE YOU JOKING?
- YOU PUT THEM THROUGH HELL.

- THAT'S PATHETIC.

- TO LEARN MORE
ABOUT THE HOUSEWIVES,