The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (2010–…): Season 3, Episode 15 - The Real Housewives of Paris: Part Un - full transcript
Kim and Kyle confront Taylor about using alcohol as a crutch. Taylor then turns down a group trip to Paris in order to spend time with her daughter. The rest of the ladies, jet off to the City of Lights for fun and fireworks. They're worried, however, when Kim is late then acts increasingly strange. Lisa and Ken take a side trip to San Tropez, where they reunite with Ken's grown son and his much-older wife, who was once a friend of Lisa's.
- PREVIOUSLY ON THE REAL
HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...
[laughter]
- WHEN YOU THROW IN A BOTTLE
OF ROSE,
NOT ALWAYS GONNA GET
WHAT YOU WANT.
- OH, MY GOD. THIS ROOM...
- I'M GLAD.
- YOU DID GOOD. YOU DID GOOD.
I LIKE IT. I'M GONNA HIRE YOU
FOR THE REST OF THE JOB.
- NOT BAD FOR AN EX-WIFE.
- HI, KIM. HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
HOW'S YOUR PAIN RIGHT NOW?
- GOOD.
- WELL, WE'LL GIVE YOU SOME
PAIN MEDICATIONS TO TAKE HOME.
- ARE YOU CONCERNED FOR HER,
BECAUSE SHE'S NEWLY SOBER
AND STUFF,
LIKE THAT THEY'LL GIVE HER
MEDICATION
AND... IT AWAKENS THE BEAST.
- THE FIRST THING
THAT CAME TO MY MIND
WAS LIKE, OH, MY GOD,
THAT'S TOO EARLY.
- WELL, LET'S WISH HER LUCK
AND CHEERS.
KIM!
[upbeat music]
- LIFE ISN'T ALL DIAMONDS
AND ROSE,
BUT IT SHOULD BE.
- MONEY DOESN'T GIVE YOU CLASS.
IT JUST GIVES YOU MONEY.
- KNOW YOUR FRIENDS.
SHOW YOUR ENEMIES THE DOOR.
- I FOUGHT TOO HARD
FOR THIS ZIP CODE
TO GO HOME NOW.
- I LIKE TO HAVE FUN,
BUT I DON'T PLAY GAMES.
- LIFE IS A JOURNEY,
AND I'M FINDING MYSELF
EVERY DAY.
- I'M BORN AND RAISED
IN BEVERLY HILLS.
THIS IS MY TOWN.
- HELLO.
- HI!
OOH, YOU LOOK PRETTY.
- AH, THANKS. WELL, YOU TOO.
YOU LOOK PRETTY.
- I JUST GOT HOME. MM.
- WHERE SHOULD WE SIT?
- SIT OVER HERE.
- OH.
- MM.
CHLOE. - OH, I LOVE THIS VIEW.
- YOU DO?
- I THINK IT'S THE ONE THING...
I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE MY HOUSE.
THE ONE THING I MISS
AND I DON'T HAVE
[patting cushion]
IS SEATING AREA LIKE THIS.
I WOULD LOVE
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
THERE'S NOWHERE FOR ME... ARE
THOSE TURTLES UP ON YOUR WALL?
- THEY'RE... NO, THEY'RE NOT,
LIKE, REAL TURTLES.
THEY'RE JUST, LIKE,
A DECORATION.
- OH, I LOVE THEM.
- [laughing] KIM...
- OH, I LOVE THEM.
- OKAY.
- I LOVE TURTLES.
- YOU'RE SCARING ME.
- THEY MUST BE SOME SORT
OF GOOD LUCK OR SOMETHING.
- THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO THINK.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
- THE OTHER NIGHT AT MY HOUSE,
WHEN TAYLOR CALLED,
I WAS COMPLETELY CAUGHT
OFF-GUARD.
- OKAY, I HAVE KENNEDY
WITH ME ANYWAY, GUYS.
KEEP HER WITH ME THEN?
- OH, YOU HAVE KENNEDY WITH YOU?
- YOU DIDN'T KNOW
SHE WAS AT MY HOUSE?
- NO IDEA.
- I MEAN, I WAS...
I WAS SHOCKED BY THE PHONE CALL.
I WAS SHOCKED
BY EVERYTHING THAT WAS SAID.
I BELIEVE TAYLOR HAS A PROBLEM
WITH DRINKING.
TAYLOR HAS A LOT OF PAIN
THAT SHE'S DEALING WITH.
AND I BELIEVE
THAT TAYLOR IS USING ALCOHOL
TO ESCAPE FROM HER FEELINGS
AT TIMES.
I DO CARE ABOUT TAYLOR.
AND I REALLY CAN'T SIT HERE
AND WATCH IT HAPPEN
TO SOMEONE CLOSE TO ME.
- WELL, WHAT DO WE DO?
WHAT WE DO TO HELP HER?
- WELL, I THINK...
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.
- BECAUSE IT'S SO HARD FOR ME
TO SAY SOMETHING TO HER.
- WELL...
- I MEAN, WE'VE TALKED ABOUT IT.
- IT'S HARDER TO WATCH
OUR FRIEND GO DOWN.
- WHENEVER I'VE GONE
TO YOU BEFORE AND SAID,
"KIM, YOU HAVE A PROBLEM.
I'M WORRIED.
YOU KNOW, LOOK WHAT'S HAPPENED,"
WE END UP IN A HUGE FIGHT.
SO NOW I'M SCARED
TO SAY SOMETHING TO TAYLOR.
- BUT WHEN YOU'VE COME TO ME,
I HAVE LISTENED.
- BUT YOU DIDN'T ADMIT IT.
- WELL, I DIDN'T...
IT DIDN'T MEAN
I DIDN'T HEAR YOU.
AS MUCH AS WE DON'T WANT
TO SAY ANYTHING,
'CAUSE WE'RE AFRAID
OF WHAT SHE'S GONNA SAY
AND ANGRY SHE'S GONNA GET
AND HOW HARD SHE'S GONNA CRY,
WE NEED TO SAY SOMETHING.
- I MEAN, BELIEVE ME,
I KNOW ALL THIS,
AND I SEE IT,
AND I ALWAYS STRUGGLE,
AND I THINK,
I'M GONNA SAY SOMETHING,
EVERY TIME I THINK BACK
TO THE TIMES
THAT YOU AND I HAVE SPOKEN.
- I'M GOING, AND I WOULD LIKE
YOU TO COME WITH ME.
I'M GONNA GO SAY SOMETHING
TO HER.
WHAT'S BEING A GOOD FRIEND,
HELPING HER
OR NOT SAYING ANYTHING?
OBVIOUSLY
I HAVE TO SAY SOMETHING.
- OKAY.
- THIS HAS NEVER GONE OVER WELL
FOR ME.
[line ringing]
- WELL, THAT'S WHY WE'LL DO IT
TOGETHER.
- HELLO?
- TAYLOR?
- YES.
Both: IT'S KIM AND KYLE.
- HI, GUYS.
- SO WE'RE JUST SITTING HERE
TALKING.
WE WERE WONDERING
IF YOU WERE GONNA BE AROUND
FOR A FEW MINUTES.
WE WANTED TO COME BY.
- YEAH, ABSOLUTELY. ANYTIME.
YOU KNOW THAT.
- OKAY, SO WE'LL BE BY
IN ABOUT 15, 20 MINUTES.
- OKAY, GUYS.
- BYE.
- KEN.
- I'M DOWN HERE.
I'M FEEDING THE SWANS.
- OH, THEY'RE SO BEAUTIFUL,
AREN'T THEY?
THAT'S PERFECTION, ISN'T IT?
BLACK AND WHITE LIVING TOGETHER
IN HARMONY.
- THEY WEREN'T ALWAYS LIKE THAT.
- NO. THEY STARTED OFF FIGHTING,
RIGHT?
- YEP.
- I DON'T WANT TO INTERRUPT
YOUR BLISSFUL MOMENT HERE,
BUT WILL YOU COME UP?
LET'S DECIDE
WHAT WE'RE GONNA PACK
FOR SAINT-TROPEZ.
WE'RE GOING TO SAINT-TROPEZ
TO SEE KEN'S SON,
WARREN, MY STEPSON,
AND HIS WIFE SUE.
HAVE YOU SPOKEN TO WARREN?
- YEAH, I SPOKE TO HIM.
OF COURSE.
- YEAH? SO THEY'RE THERE...
- HE'S LOOKING FORWARD
TO HAVING US STAYING WITH HIM.
WARREN WAS A PRODUCT
OF MY FIRST MARRIAGE,
WHICH DIDN'T LAST VERY LONG.
I HAD TOTAL CUSTODY OF HIM
FROM THE AGE OF TWO,
AND I BROUGHT HIM UP ON MY OWN.
I'M EXCITED
TO BE GOING, ACTUALLY.
- WE HAVEN'T SEEN HIM
SINCE THE WEDDING.
WARREN, WHO WAS VERY YOUNG
AT THE TIME,
MET SUE, WHO WAS MY FRIEND,
AND IT WAS A BIT
OF A ROCKY START,
I HAVE TO BE HONEST.
I WAS FRIENDS WITH SUE,
AND I DIDN'T REALLY KNOW
THAT THEY WERE TOGETHER,
AND OBVIOUSLY,
HIM BEING MY STEPSON,
IT WASN'T THE EASIEST
OF SITUATIONS.
- YOU'RE OKAY WITH STAYING
WITH WARREN, YEAH?
IN HIS HOUSE?
- YEAH, IT'S FINE. I'D LOVE TO.
WE CAN TAKE GIG.
- WE'RE TAKING GIG?
- YEAH.
OKAY, OKAY, WILL YOU COME
AND HELP ME PACK?
WHAT ABOUT THIS?
- OH, I LOVE THAT.
- YOU LIKE THAT, RIGHT?
SAINT-TROPEZ,
MAYBE IN THE EVENING.
GOING OUT TO DINNER
WITH WARREN AND SUE.
- LOVE IT.
- OKAY, GOOD.
OKAY. - IT LOOKS PERFECT.
- KIND OF MAYBE SHOPPING
IN SAINT-TROPEZ.
- LOVE IT.
YOU KNOW, I LOVE THAT.
- IT'S REALLY SWEET.
- I WAS WITH YOU
WHEN WE BOUGHT IT.
- WHAT ABOUT THIS PINK TRENCH?
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.
- OH, I LOVE THAT.
- YOU SAY YOU LOVE EVERYTHING.
- YEAH, BUT I DO LOVE THAT.
- NO, YOU JUST SAY
YOU LOVE EVERYTHING EVERY TIME
BECAUSE IT MAKES IT EASIER.
- I MUST LOVE IT,
BECAUSE I BOUGHT IT FOR YOU.
- DON'T SAY YOU LOVE EVERYTHING.
WHAT'S GIG GONNA WEAR,
MORE IMPORTANTLY?
- I'VE GOT HIS CLOTHES READY.
- HAVE YOU?
WHAT'S HE GONNA DO ON THE BEACH?
BECAUSE IT'S HOT FOR HIM.
YET HE CAN'T GO NAKED
BECAUSE OF HIS ALOPECIA.
- HE'LL LIE ON THE SUN BED
UNDER THE UMBRELLA.
DARLING, ARE YOU FINISHED NOW?
I'M DYING FOR SOME TEA. - NO.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS?
- I LOVE THE HAT.
- OH, MARIA, TEA, PERFECT.
JUST ONE CUP?
- WHAT?
- OH, JUST BRING IT
IN HERE THEN.
DARLING, DON'T WORRY.
MARIA WORKS FOR ME, NOT YOU.
THANK YOU, MARIA.
- MARIA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
THAT'S MY TEA.
- GO AND DO YOUR PACKING.
YOU'RE NOT IMPORTANT ENOUGH
TO GET TEA, KEN.
- WHERE'S MY TEA, EH?
WHERE'S MY TEA?
- HEY, THERE. HI. HOW ARE YOU?
- OH, LOOK AT YOU,
ALL DRESSED UP IN YOUR HOUSE.
- WELL, NO, I JUST CAME
FROM MY ACCOUNTANT'S OFFICE.
- OH.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- FUN TIMES.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD TO SEE YOU.
COME IN.
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS UP TO?
- JUST HANGING OUT.
- JUST TWO SISTERS HANGING OUT
FOR THE DAY, YEAH.
- THAT'S NICE.
- YEAH.
- IT WAS FUN.
- AND I GET TO HAVE A VISIT.
THIS IS GREAT.
- KENNEDY'S IN SCHOOL
TILL LATER, RIGHT?
- YES.
YES. - OH, MY GOD.
THIS IS SO PRETTY.
I LOVE A HOUSE WHERE YOU CAN SIT
AND ACTUALLY SEE THE POOL.
- WE SPEND A TON OF TIME
OUT THERE, ACTUALLY.
KENNEDY'S
A GREAT LITTLE SWIMMER.
SO WHAT ELSE
ARE YOU GUYS DOING TODAY?
- JUST KIM CAME OVER
TO VISIT ME,
AND WE WERE JUST TALKING
ABOUT WHEN I HAD KENNEDY
AND WE WERE AT KIM'S HOUSE
FOR THE BARBECUE.
- THAT WAS A HAND-OFF ISSUE.
- I JUST WANT TO SAY
ONE THING, TAYLOR.
I'M NOT GONNA SUGARCOAT IT
OR BE AFRAID TO TELL YOU.
THIS ISN'T
JUST ABOUT THE OTHER NIGHT.
I DO RECOGNIZE
WHEN I SEE SOMEBODY
THAT I FEEL
HAS A DRINKING PROBLEM.
- [giggles]
- TAYLOR IS IN A SUITCASE.
- I'M READY TO GO HOME.
[laughs]
- I DON'T DRINK VERY OFTEN.
BUT, WHEN I DRINK, I FIND
THAT I CAN FORGET A LITTLE BIT
ABOUT ALL THE STRESS I'M UNDER
AND ALL THE PAIN I'M FEELING.
- IT'S NOT LIKE
SHE WASN'T CARED FOR.
THERE WAS SOMEBODY THERE
TO TAKE CARE OF HER.
SHE WAS NOT LEFT ALONE
OR UNATTENDED.
IT'S NOT LIKE THAT.
BUT YOU DIDN'T KNOW.
WHEN IT GETS TO SOMETHING
LIKE THAT,
YOU GOTTA SAY,
"WHAT AM I DOING?"
- I'M A LITTLE TAKEN ABACK.
NOT KNOWING WHERE KENNEDY WAS
WAS A MISCOMMUNICATION BETWEEN
MY NANNY, MY MOM, AND ME.
- THESE THINGS NEED TO BE
WAKE-UP CALLS FOR YOU,
AND I'M SURE THAT WAS A BIG ONE
AND HUMILIATING
THAT EVERYBODY KNEW.
- IT'S BEEN A HELL OF A YEAR.
IT'S BEEN BAD. THERE'S THE DEATH
AND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT
HOW TO SOMEDAY EXPLAIN
TO KENNEDY THAT HE'S NOT HERE
AND HOW THAT HAPPENED,
AND, UM...
THERE ARE DEFINITELY TIMES
WHEN, YOU KNOW, IF TWO DRINKS
HELPS YOU FORGET, THEN FOUR...
YOU START TO FEEL
A HELL OF A LOT BETTER
FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
AND THEN THE NEXT DAY I WAKE UP,
AND I AM IN THE DARKEST PLACE
I COULD BE IN.
- I KNOW.
ALL RIGHT?
I KNOW.
WHEN YOU REACT TO ALCOHOL
THE WAY I DID
AND THE WAY SHE DOES,
ONE DAY IS TOO MANY.
SO SHE JUST CAN'T DO THAT.
ALCOHOL JUST SEEMS SO EASY.
IT'S JUST SO EASY
AND MAKES THINGS SO MUCH BETTER
FOR THE IMMEDIATE MOMENT.
IT STARTED TO AFFECT ME
IN A WAY
THAT I WAS EMBARRASSING MYSELF
AND MY CHILDREN.
AND I SEE IN YOU...
I SEE THAT IN YOU.
- DO YOU THINK YOU COULD,
YOU KNOW,
NOT USE IT AS A CRUTCH
ON YOUR OWN?
DO YOU THINK YOU COULD
DO THAT BY YOURSELF?
- I DO.
IT'S SOMETHING THAT I KNOW
I HAVE TO DO,
BECAUSE I'M AN ONLY PARENT NOW.
AND KENNEDY NEEDS ME,
AND I HAVE TO MAKE
A FUTURE FOR US.
- I'M HAPPY THAT YOU REACTED
THE WAY YOU DID.
- I WAS, LIKE, SWEATING BULLETS.
- LISTEN, I WOULD LOVE
TO HAVE SISTERS
AND HAVE THE RELATIONSHIP
THAT YOU CAN COME TO ME
AND SAY, "HEY,
YOU'RE SCREWING UP HERE,
SO YOU NEED
TO GET YOUR [bleep] TOGETHER."
- WELL, THIS IS WHAT SISTERS DO.
SO... - ALL RIGHT, I GOT IT.
- BUT, GUESS WHAT,
IT'S NOT USUALLY THIS CALM.
- COMING UP...
- I HEAR FROM ALL THE GIRLS
THAT YOU, LIKE,
HAVE AN ISSUE WITH ME.
- OOH.
- THEY'RE HEAVY, HUH?
[chuckles]
ALL RIGHT, SO PUT THIS HERE.
I LOVE MOHAMED'S NEW HOUSE.
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
I THINK IT'S REALLY THE BEST
CREATION HE'S EVER DONE.
LET'S MOVE THESE CHAIRS
OVER HERE A LITTLE BIT.
AND TONIGHT I'M HAVING
A LITTLE HOUSE-WARMING
TO SHOW THE GIRLS.
HEY, MOHAMED.
- HEY, HOW ARE YOU?
NICE TO SEE YOU. IT IS WELL?
- WELCOME TO YOUR OWN HOUSE.
- OH, HI, DARLING.
- HOW ARE YOU?
MOHAMED IS MOHAMED.
I MEAN,
HE'S AN INCREDIBLE HUMAN BEING,
BUT FAITHFULNESS
IS NOT HIS STRONGEST POINT.
AND IT'S, YOU KNOW, A TOUGH
THING FOR A PROPER DUTCH GIRL
THAT BELIEVES IN BEING FAITHFUL.
YOUR SWANS,
I WANTED TO PUT THEM OUT THERE,
BUT THEY DON'T WANT TO GO.
- THEY WILL.
- NO, BUT EVERY TIME THEY PUT
THEM THERE, THEY RUN BACK.
SO I DON'T WANT TO UPSET THEM.
- NO, OKAY.
- MWAH, MWAH.
- HEY, LISA.
- HEY, WHERE ARE YOU?
HELLO, DARLING.
- SHE'S HOLDING MY HAND. LOOK.
- I'VE GOT HIM.
I LOVE THE FACT
THAT MOHAMED AND YOLANDA
HAVE SUCH
A CIVILIZED RELATIONSHIP.
IT'S RARE TO SEE.
LET'S HAVE A DRINK. COME ON.
OH, THIS LOOKS GORGEOUS.
- YOU LIKE IT?
- I LOVE IT.
- IT'S CUTE, NO?
- IT LOOKS BEAUTIFUL.
WE'RE GOING TO SEE KEN'S SON
IN SAINT-TROPEZ.
- YOU ARE?
- YEAH.
- I'M GOING TO PARIS.
WHEN ARE YOU LEAVING?
- YOU ARE? NEXT WEDNESDAY.
- BUT YOU'RE GOING TO... DON'T YOU
CHANGE PLANES IN PARIS?
OR YOU'RE FLYING TO NICE?
- NO, I'LL GO TO PARIS,
AND THEN I'LL GO
TO SEE THEM...
YEAH, I HAVE TO CHANGE PLANES.
- YES.
- THEN I'LL GO BACK TO PARIS.
WHY DON'T WE HOOK UP?
- YEAH, LET'S DO THAT.
- [humming]
- HI, SEXY MAN.
- HI, BABE.
- HEY, SEXY MAN.
- HEY, LISA.
- WHO ARE YOU GONNA KISS FIRST?
- HEY, WAIT.
HE'S MINE. GET AWAY.
[laughter]
- GOT HERE FIRST.
- OH, YOU GUYS LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
- HI.
- HI, BABY.
- THANKS.
I'LL TEXT YOU WHEN WE'RE DONE.
OKAY? THANKS.
- HEY, B! HOW ARE YOU, GIRL?
- HI, YOLANDA.
- I THOUGHT I SAW
YOUR SEXY BOOTY.
- LOOK AT THOSE LITTLE CHICAS.
MY LOVE, MEET THE GIRLS.
- HI, GIRLS. all: HI.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M JENNIFER.
- HI, JENNIFER. I'M DAVID.
- THIS IS JENNIFER, DAVID...
- NICE TO MEET YOU.
I THOUGHT THAT MUST BE YOU.
HI, BRANDI.
I'M DAVID. NICE TO MEET YOU.
- NICE TO ME... OH, SORRY,
I WAS LIKE, "THERE'S YOU!"
- OH, YOU HAVEN'T MET BEFORE?
- I NEVER MET HIM.
- HEY, MOHAMED.
- HI. I WANT TO SAY HELLO
TO MY BROTHER-IN-LAW.
[laughter] - HI, HOW ARE YOU?
- MOHAMED. NICE TO MEET YOU.
- JENNIFER. NICE TO MEET YOU.
- HI, DARLING.
- JENNIFER, BRANDI.
YOU KNOW BRANDI.
- OH, YOU KNOW BRANDI?
- YEAH.
- I KNOW BRANDI FOR A LONG TIME.
- KISS ME AGAIN.
ANY EXCUSE, ANY EXCUSE.
- OF COURSE YOU DATED BRANDI.
- NO, HE DID NOT.
- DID YOU GUYS REALLY DATE?
- NO.
I'M TOO OLD FOR HIM,
AND HE'S TOO OLD FOR ME.
[laughter]
I DON'T FLIRT WITH MOHAMED.
I DON'T THINK I DO.
NO.
- SO WHO'S COMING TONIGHT?
- WELL, JUST ALL THE GIRLS.
AND ADRIENNE CANCELED
THIS MORNING.
- YEAH.
- SHE TEXTED ME THIS MORNING,
SAYING, "I'M NOT COMING.
SORRY." - WHY?
- OH, YOU MISSED IT.
- HALLELUJAH!
THEY CANCELED. YAY!
- HEY, BENNY, WHAT'S UP?
- $1 MILLION A SQUARE FOOT.
- OH, YOU LOOK GREAT.
YOU LOOK GREAT.
- I HAVE TO GO
TO PARIS NEXT WEEK.
- AND I'M GOING TO MEET HER.
- AND SHE'S GOING TOO,
SO I THINK YOU SHOULD GO
WITH ME.
- YOU KNOW I'LL DO ANYTHING
YOU GUYS ASK ME TO DO.
- YAY!
- PARIS IS BEAUTIFUL.
I USED TO LIVE THERE
WHEN I WAS MODELING.
EVERYTHING THERE IS GORGEOUS.
EVERYTHING.
- DEAN.
- I'M DAVID.
- VERY NICE TO MEET YOU.
- NICE TO MEET YOU, DEAN.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- LILI ZANUCK'S...
both: SON. - GOT IT.
- AND WIFE. MARISA,
DID YOU MEET MY HUSBAND?
- HI, MARISA. I'M DAVID.
- HI, NICE TO MEET YOU.
MY HUSBAND, HE GREW UP
IN THE MOVIE BUSINESS
AND SO DID HIS FATHER,
RICHARD ZANUCK.
HIS GRANDFATHER RAN
AND FOUNDED 20th CENTURY FOX.
THE ZANUCKS HAVE BEEN
IN THE MOVIE BUSINESS
SINCE THE 1920s.
- YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD BE
LILI'S DAUGHTER.
- I KNOW.
EVERYONE... YEAH, WE LOVE THAT.
WE LIKE THAT. - THAT'S COOL.
SHE'S A GREAT GIRL.
- I LOVE HER.
- YEAH, SHE'S A GREAT GIRL.
- I LOVE HER.
SHE'S BEEN MY BEST FRIEND
FOR 16 YEARS.
- YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN TOGETHER
THAT LONG?
- WOW.
IT'S ABOUT TIME FOR A CHANGE.
- YEAH.
- I MEAN...
I MEAN, BASED ON MY HISTORY.
- I AGREE.
BUT I DON'T AGREE.
- I WAS TALKING TO HIM.
- SHE'S LIKE, "I AGREE."
- SEE, I'M LIKE THE GUY.
THAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH ME.
I'M LIKE A GUY.
I THINK LIKE A GUY, SO I'M LIKE,
YEAH, THAT'D BE NICE.
HE'S... I'M VERY LUCKY,
'CAUSE HE'S SO IN LOVE WITH ME,
I'M SO LUCKY, BUT I'M THE ONE
ALWAYS PLAYING WITH THE GIRLS.
I'M LIKE, "YEAH,
THAT GUY OVER THERE'S REAL HOT.
I'D LIKE TO DO THAT."
- ARE YOU...
YOU'RE GOOD WITH THAT?
YOU'RE LIKE...
- SHE DIDN'T SAY IT
IN FRONT OF ME, SO...
- I WAS GONNA SAY, IF I SAID
THAT, MY HUSBAND WOULD NOT...
- NO, I MEAN...
- HE WOULDN'T BUY IT.
- NO, BECAUSE WE ALL THINK IT.
I'M JUST HONEST ABOUT SAYING IT.
[laughs] I LOVE YOU.
- THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- THANK YOU, JAY.
- WOW, THIS IS GORGEOUS.
- HEY, GUYS.
- HELLO.
- KEN.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- YOU LOOK PRETTY.
- GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- I LOVE THIS.
- I'M GONNA GO SAY HI TO KYLE.
HEY.
HEY, KYLE. - HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M GREAT.
HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD.
GOOD TO SEE YOU. WELCOME BACK.
HOW WAS YOUR TRIP?
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR TRIP.
- MY TRIP WAS... IT WAS GREAT.
I WENT TO HOLLAND
TO SEE MY FAMILY.
AND THEN I TOOK GIGI TO PARIS,
AND SHE HAD
HER PHOTO SHOOT THERE.
AND THEN DAVID MET US THERE,
AND THEN WE FLEW BACK.
SO I JUST GOT BACK,
BUT NOW I HAVE TO GO AGAIN
NEXT WEEK.
I HAVE ALL THESE MEETINGS
WITH AGENCIES
FOR GIGI, SO...
- YOU'RE GOING TO PARIS?
- YEAH.
- WE'RE GOING TO PARIS TOO.
- I'M GOING ON THURSDAY.
YOU ARE?
- YEAH, WE'RE GOING TOO.
- WHEN? both: WE'RE GOING...
- ON THE 13TH.
- YEAH.
- OH, MY GOD,
WE'RE GOING THE SAME DAY.
- WE ARE? both: OH, MY GOD.
- YOU KNOW WHO'S GOING TOO?
LISA'S GOING AS WELL.
- NO WAY.
- SWEAR TO GOD.
SO, SINCE THE THREE OF US
ARE ALREADY GOING TO PARIS,
WE DECIDED TO JUST INVITE
THE WHOLE GROUP
AND ALL GO AND MAKE IT
A FUN GIRLS' WEEK.
- WE'RE GOING TO FRANCE.
WE'RE GOING TO SAINT-TROPEZ.
- YEAH. AND THEN I'M GONNA
GO TO PARIS AFTER.
- OKAY.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- I'M GONNA TAKE KENNEDY AWAY
BECAUSE SHE GOES
BACK TO SCHOOL LIKE...
YOU KNOW, THE SUMMER'S OVER
SO QUICKLY.
AFTER THE CONVERSATION I HAD
WITH KIM AND KYLE,
I REALLY DON'T FEEL LIKE PARIS
IS THE BEST IDEA FOR ME.
I THINK I NEED TO STAY HOME
AND FOCUS ON MY OWN WELL-BEING
AND SPEND TIME WITH MY DAUGHTER.
- LISA AND KEN
ARE GOING TO PARIS,
AND SO ARE YOLANDA,
AND NOW WE'RE ALSO GOING.
YOU GUYS SHOULD COME.
- OKAY, LET'S DO IT.
- COME ON, LET'S GO.
- YEAH.
- IT WOULD BE SO MUCH FUN.
- SO I WILL TELL YOU, THOUGH,
I AM IN LOVE WITH YOUR WIFE.
I THINK SHE'S...
LIKE, I THINK SHE'S SO GREAT.
NOT, LIKE, NOT IN A WEIRD WAY...
- ISN'T SHE AWESOME?
- WE HAD AN INSTANT CHEMISTRY.
WE, LIKE, GOT ALONG.
- I KNOW. SHE TOLD ME.
- I REALLY, REALLY LIKE HER.
GOOD GIRL.
LIKE, FUN. NO BULL[bleep].
- MOHAMED PICKED WELL.
WE MET THROUGH HER EX-HUSBAND.
- MOHAMED?
- THE ARAB CULTURE IS, LIKE,
"WELL, I'LL INTRODUCE YOU
TO HER,
BUT I DON'T REALLY WANT
ANYTHING TO HAPPEN."
- BUT THAT'S HIS CULTURE,
NOT YOURS.
- THAT'S IT.
THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S RIGHT.
- I DID WELL FOR ME,
AND I DID WELL FOR HIM.
[laughter]
- HOW ARE YOU, TAYLOR?
- I'M GOOD. HOW ABOUT YOU?
- YOU'RE GOOD?
- YOU DID AN AMAZING JOB
WITH THE HOUSE. - YOU LIKE IT?
- HOW LONG HAS HE BEEN BUILDING
THIS HOUSE, THOUGH?
- HE'S BEEN ON IT,
LIKE, TWO YEARS.
- YEAH, IT'S INCREDIBLE.
- YEAH.
SO YOU'VE BEEN GOOD?
- I'VE BEEN GOOD.
- YOU KNOW, I WANTED TO ASK YOU,
I HEAR FROM ALL THE GIRLS
IN THE GROUP THAT YOU, LIKE,
HAVE AN ISSUE WITH ME.
I DECIDED TO ASK TAYLOR
WHY SHE'S TALKING
BEHIND MY BACK.
BECAUSE I HEARD FROM BRANDI
AND FROM LISA
AND FROM KYLE THAT SHE DOES.
- I DON'T WANT TO HEAR
YOLANDA'S OPINION
ABOUT HOW I SHOULD FEEL.
FIND DAVID HANGING,
THEN LET ME KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.
- DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT?
- COMING UP...
- THANK YOU FOR HAVING US.
- THREE WHOLE DAYS
WE'VE GOT TO PUT UP WITH YOU?
- I HEAR FROM ALL THE GIRLS
IN THE GROUP
THAT YOU, LIKE, HAVE AN ISSUE
WITH ME.
DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT?
- NO. WHAT ISSUE
DO I HAVE WITH YOU?
- NO, I DON'T KNOW.
I MEAN, FROM, LIKE,
THREE DIFFERENT GIRLS,
"OH, WATCH OUT FOR TAYLOR,
BECAUSE SHE HAS SOMETHING
TO SAY TO YOU."
AND I'M LIKE, WELL, IF SHE HAS,
I MEAN, CERTAINLY CALL ME
AND LET'S GO
TO STARBUCKS AND TALK IT OUT.
- YEAH, ABSOLUTELY.
RIGHT, RIGHT. - AND I'M, LIKE,
SO BLACK AND WHITE.
LIKE, WHAT YOU SEE
IS WHAT YOU GET.
SO JUST,
IF YOU EVER HAVE ANYTHING,
THEN LET'S GO TO STARBUCKS
AND HAVE A COFFEE
AND TALK IT OVER. - ABSOLUTELY.
YEAH, AND VICE VERSA.
- 'CAUSE, LIKE, I MEAN,
I HEARD IT, LIKE, THREE TIMES,
SO I THOUGHT, OKAY,
TONIGHT I'M GOING
TO HAVE TO BRING IT UP.
- MY ISSUES REALLY AREN'T
ABOUT HER.
THEY'RE MORE ABOUT DAVID
AND THE RELATIONSHIP HE HAD
WITH MY CLOSE FRIEND LINDA.
AND THIS JUST DOESN'T FEEL
LIKE THE RIGHT TIME FOR ME.
- SO I WAS JUST TALKING
TO TAYLOR,
AND I WAS SAYING, "SO WHAT IS
YOUR ISSUE WITH ME, YOU KNOW?
"BECAUSE I'VE HEARD
FROM A COUPLE OF GIRLS
THAT YOU HAVE A PROBLEM
WITH ME."
- WHAT'D SHE SAY?
- NO, SHE SAID
SHE DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING.
- PROBABLY THE ONLY THING IS,
IS THAT ONE
OF HER BEST FRIENDS
WAS MARRIED TO DAVID.
- SO?
- MAYBE HIS EX
HAS A BONE TO PICK.
WHO KNOWS?
- HIS EX IS STILL
IN LOVE WITH HIM.
SHE TOLD MY HUSBAND
THAT SHE STILL LOVES HIM
AND WISHED
THAT THEY WERE STILL TOGETHER.
- THERE YOU GO, RIGHT?
- YEAH.
OBVIOUSLY TAYLOR IS LYING,
SO I PLAN TO JUST WAIT
FOR TAYLOR
TO GATHER THE COURAGE
TO COME TO ME
AND SAY WHAT SHE THINKS.
[laughter]
THANK YOU, EVERYBODY,
FOR COMING.
AND I'M LOOKING SO FORWARD
TO GO TO PARIS.
YOU KNOW, IT WAS LIKE,
I THOUGHT I WAS GOING
BY MYSELF, AND IT ENDS UP
THE ENTIRE CREW IS GOING.
- EXCEPT FOR ME.
- EXCEPT FOR YOU.
BECAUSE SOMEBODY'S GOT TO WORK
AND, YOU KNOW...
- WE'LL TAKE CARE
OF YOLANDA, DAVE.
- [playing piano]
♪ ♪
- SEE YOU ALL IN FRANCE.
- WELL, HELLO.
- HEY.
- DADDY'S HERE!
[laughter]
both: HI.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- OH, MY GOD.
IT'S BEEN AGES.
- I KNOW.
- HI.
- HI, LISA.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- YOU MUST BE EXHAUSTED.
HI. YOU MUST BE EXHAUSTED.
- YOU KNOW WHAT,
IT WAS SO FUNNY.
WE DID ALL THE PAPERWORK
AND EVERYTHING
FOR GIGGY, AND WE GET HERE,
AND THIS IS WHY I LOVE
THIS COUNTRY.
AS SOON AS WE GET HERE,
THEY'RE LIKE,
"OH, LITTLE DOGGY,
WELCOME TO FRANCE."
NO, NOT EVEN A REQUEST
FOR PAPERWORK.
- WHY DON'T WE SETTLE DOWN
OVER BY THE TERRACE HERE?
- OH, OKAY, PERFECT.
OH, WOW. - JUST OVER HERE.
THE GARDENS LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
- OH, THANKS.
- REALLY COME ALONG.
- SIT THERE. SUSIE.
- NOW, OKAY,
IT'S ALL WORTHWHILE.
IT'S A LONG WAY.
- OH. CHAMPAGNE?
- WHY NOT?
- WHY NOT?
- I COULD DO WITH A GLASS
OF CHAMPAGNE
AFTER THAT JOURNEY.
- SO IT'S 22 HOURS?
- VIA PARIS.
AND THEN WE'RE GOING BACK
VIA PARIS.
Pop! OH!
I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING
TO HIT ME ON THE NOSE.
- WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
WE WERE HERE?
LAST AUGUST?
- WE HAVEN'T BEEN HERE
FOR TWO OR THREE YEARS.
- YEAH, TWO OR THREE YEARS.
- PANDY GOT MARRIED LAST AUGUST.
THAT'S WHEN THEY WERE IN L.A.
- THAT WAS
A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING TOO.
ABSOLUTELY STUNNING.
- YEAH, IT WAS STUNNING.
- SO WE'RE STAYING
IN THE GUEST HOUSE?
- YOU REMEMBER WHERE IT IS,
DON'T YOU, THE GUEST HOUSE?
- YEAH.
- JUST PAST THE TENNIS COURT
OVER THERE. - NICE.
- YEAH. WOW, YOU'VE GOT
A GOOD SET-UP HERE.
WARREN'S DONE VERY WELL.
HE OWNS A LOT OF PROPERTIES
IN NOTTING HILL,
WHICH IS A HIP,
FASHIONABLE DISTRICT,
AND HE'S REALLY DONE
VERY WELL WITH IT.
ABSOLUTELY SELF-MADE.
CHEERS. - CHEERS.
- THANK YOU FOR HAVING US.
Both: CHEERS.
- WHERE'S MY GRANDSON?
- HE'S STILL ASLEEP.
- HE WAS OUT LAST NIGHT.
- OUT PARTYING LAST NIGHT.
- ALL RIGHT.
- HE'S GRADUATING, ISN'T HE?
- GRADUATING NEXT WEEK.
GOT HIS BUSINESS DEGREE.
SO WE'RE FLYING BACK ON SUNDAY.
- OH, JOB ALMOST DONE,
WELL DONE.
WELL, LET'S DRINK TO THAT.
- CHEERS.
21, AND HE'S...
- IT'S HARD TO THINK
OF YOU STILL EVEN NOW
AS A GRANDPA.
I CANNOT BELIEVE
I SLEEP WITH A GRANDPA.
THAT'S A VERY SCARY THOUGHT.
- WELL, I HAD WARREN
WHEN I WAS 16.
- OH, YEAH, RIGHT.
- HE WAS 19.
- UH, 21.
- NO, HE WAS 19 WHEN HE HAD YOU.
- NO, YOU WERE 21, WEREN'T YOU?
- OH, I CAN'T REMEMBER
THAT FAR BACK.
- NO, YOU WERE 19.
HOW OLD ARE YOU NOW?
- OH, THAT'S...
[overlapping protests]
LET'S NOT GO INTO AGES.
- LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT AGE.
- I HIT IT OFF WITH SUE
PRETTY MUCH AS SOON AS WE MET.
WE WERE ACTRESSES.
WE HAD SOME SUCCESS.
AND SHE WAS ACTUALLY
IN A BOND MOVIE,
THE SPY WHO LOVED ME.
SO, WHEN THINGS GOT
A LITTLE BUMPY,
IT WAS DIFFICULT,
BUT THANKFULLY ALL'S WELL
THAT ENDS WELL,
AND WE'RE A GREAT FAMILY NOW.
- WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO PARIS?
- IN THREE DAYS.
- THREE DAYS.
- THREE WHOLE DAYS
WE'VE GOT TO PUT UP WITH YOU?
- I'M SO EXCITED TO GO TO PARIS.
I'M SO EXCITED TO WALK
ON THE STREET
AND JUST ABSORB ALL THE CULTURE.
I LOVE BEING IN EUROPE.
- WELCOME TO AIR TAHITI.
Both: HELLO. - HOW ARE YOU?
- WE'RE SO EXCITED YOU'LL BE
FLYING WITH US NONSTOP TODAY
FROM LOS ANGELES TO PARIS.
- YAY!
- AND WE ARE SO EXCITED
TO FLY WITH YOU.
- YOU SEE THE SEA HERE. COME ON.
QUICK DRINK
BEFORE WE HIT THE BEACH.
[all speaking French]
- GOOD DAY!
- GOOD DAY, HELEN.
HOW'S IT GOING?
- HOW'S IT GOING?
- VERY WELL, AND YOU?
- VERY WELL, THANK YOU.
- HELENE, LISA. AND MY FATHER.
- IT'S A PLEASURE.
- IT'S A PLEASURE.
IT'S SO HOT. - OH!
- AND THIS IS GIGGY.
- OH!
- CAN I HAVE SOMETHING
LIGHT, BUT NO ALCOHOL.
- WITHOUT ALCOHOL.
VIRGIN COCKTAIL.
- YES, YES. VERY LIGHT.
- NO ALCOHOL?
- YEAH, NO, SHUT UP, YOU.
[laughter]
- WE USED TO LIVE IN FRANCE,
AND WE USED TO SEE
WARREN AND SUE ALL THE TIME.
BUT WE'VE BEEN IN THE STATES NOW
FOR NINE YEARS.
CHEERS, GIGGY.
AND OUR VISITS
HAVEN'T BEEN VERY FREQUENT.
RYAN! both: RYAN!
- OH, RYAN.
- YOU'VE WOKEN UP?
- HEY, HEY.
- I NEEDED MY BEAUTY SLEEP.
HOW'S IT GOING? - GOOD.
- SORRY, SORRY.
- HE'S GETTING TALLER
EVERY TIME I SEE HIM.
- KEN'S GRANDSON RYAN,
HE'S ALMOST THE SAME AGE AS MAX.
SO THE FAMILIES HAVE REALLY
INTEGRATED VERY WELL TOGETHER.
- YOU ALL RIGHT?
- RYAN, YOU DIDN'T SAY HI
TO GIGGY.
YOU DIDN'T SAY HELLO. - HEY.
[laughter]
- SO SHOULD WE GO AND HAVE
A LOOK AT THE BEACH?
- LET'S GO FOR IT.
- WHY NOT?
CAN WE CANCEL THE PARIS PART
OF THE TRIP?
THANKS.
- I THINK YOU SHOULD STAY, YEAH.
- STAY HERE.
- YOU SHOULD BRING
ALL YOUR FRIENDS HERE.
- THAT'S WHAT I'D LIKE TO DO.
- YOU DON'T WANT THEM.
- NO, PROBABLY NOT.
- DO YOU, WARREN?
- I THINK THERE'S A BIT
TOO MUCH WEIGHT ON THAT ONE.
- YOU'RE SO HEAVY.
[laughter]
NO, NO, NO.
[overlapping chatter]
YOU'RE SO... YOU'RE SO FAT.
- BEFORE I GOT SOBER,
THE THOUGHT OF PACKING UP
AND GETTING ON A PLANE
WAS EXTREMELY DIFFICULT FOR ME.
IT'S A HUGE DIFFERENCE FOR ME
TO BE ABLE TO BE EXCITED
AND NOT FEEL LIKE, OH, I HAVE
TO GO BECAUSE IT'S MY SISTER
AND SHE INVITED ME.
- WE LIKE HEAVY BAGS.
- PLEASE TAKE OVER.
I'LL SHARE MY HUSBAND.
- HI, HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?
- VERY GOOD. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- THANK YOU.
- ARE YOU BOTH TAKING CARE
OF US?
- YES, BOTH OF US.
- SUPER.
- THANK YOU.
- DO YOU HAVE
THE OTHER TWO PASSPORTS?
- I DO.
- HE HAS TWO WIVES TODAY.
- I LIKE THAT.
- [chuckles] LUCKY MAN.
- I HAVE THE PASSPORT.
I HAVE A DRIVER'S LICENSE
AND A PASSPORT.
- YOU DID IT THIS YEAR.
- AND I'M HERE.
- IT'S AMAZING.
- IT'S A MIRACLE
YOU'RE EVEN AT THE AIRPORT.
- IT'S AMAZING.
- IT'S A LOT DIFFERENT THAN
THE LAST TRIP SHE INVITED ME ON.
I GOT A NEW DRIVER'S LICENSE,
A NEW PASSPORT, AND I'M READY.
- DON'T HAVE AN I.D.
TO GET ON THE PLANE?
- I HAVE A PASSPORT.
I'M JUST LOOKING FOR IT.
I'LL BE THERE IN A MINUTE.
- DID YOU BRING
YOUR PASSPORT TOO?
- WHAT DOES SHE MEAN,
SHE'LL BE THERE IN A MINUTE?
IF SHE'S LOOKING FOR IT...
both: SHE'S STILL AT HOME?
- PLANE TIME
IS GONNA BE AT 12:10.
AND WE'RE AT GATE 121.
- THANKS. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- HAVE A NICE FLIGHT.
- WHEN YOU WERE DRINKING,
WHAT TRICKS DID YOU HAVE
UP YOUR SLEEVE?
- UM, THERE WAS WINE
IN MY COFFEE CUP.
- AND YOU'D BLOW ON IT
AND PRETEND IT WAS HOT
TO MAKE ME THINK
IT WAS REALLY COFFEE?
- NO, I JUST KEPT IT OVER HERE.
I DIDN'T BLOW ON IT.
I DIDN'T GO THAT FAR, LIKE...
I DIDN'T DO THAT.
- YOU WOULDN'T GO THAT FAR?
- I THINK YOU KNEW.
- I KNOW EVERYTHING WITH YOU.
- YOU KNOW, THE THING IS,
I KNEW PRETTY MUCH
AS SOON AS I HAD ONE...
- I KNOW IF YOU'RE THINKING
ABOUT IT.
- I KNOW, 'CAUSE I FELT GUILTY
AS SOON AS I DID.
I WAS LIKE...
- I KNOW IF YOU'RE THINKING
ABOUT HAVING A DRINK,
I KNOW IF YOU HAD A DRINK,
I KNOW WHAT YOU DRANK.
IT FEELS LIKE SUCH A RELIEF
TO FINALLY BE ABLE TO HAVE
THESE OPEN CONVERSATIONS
WITH MY SISTER KIM
ABOUT HER DRINKING.
YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY I...
WHEN YOU WERE SOBER
AND THEN YOU WOULD
FALL OFF THE WAGON, AS THEY SAY,
WHY I DIDN'T ALWAYS
ACKNOWLEDGE IT?
- WHY?
- BECAUSE THEN ONCE WE ALL KNEW,
IT WAS JUST LIKE, BRING IT ON.
NOW BRING ME A DRINK.
- I WANT TO EXPLORE
MY FRIENDSHIP WITH MY SISTER.
WE'VE GOTTEN
THROUGH ME GETTING SOBER,
AND WE NEED TO BE SISTERS AGAIN.
- ARE YOU GUYS FIGHTING AGAIN?
Both: NOT YET.
- I WAS JUST GONNA SAY.
- IT'S A LONG FLIGHT.
- WE'RE GOOD RIGHT NOW.
HOLD ON. THIS IS ACTUALLY
AN UNKNOWN NUMBER.
HELLO?
- KYLE?
- MARISA?
- YEAH.
- ARE YOU OKAY?
- I'M OKAY.
- WHAT'S WRONG?
WHY AREN'T YOU HERE?
- DEAN AND I WERE ON OUR WAY
TO THE AIRPORT,
AND THE ABSOLUTE WORST
HAS HAPPENED.
- COMING UP...
- WHERE IS KIM?
- I DON'T KNOW.
I'M GONNA CALL RIGHT NOW.
- HERE WE GO AGAIN.
- WHY IS KIM NOT UP HERE?
- DEAN AND I WERE ON OUR WAY
TO THE AIRPORT...
- ARE YOU COME...
- NO, I'M NOT COMING
BECAUSE MY FATHER-IN-LAW
PASSED AWAY TODAY.
HE HAD, LIKE, I GUESS
A SMALL HEART ATTACK,
AND HE JUST PASSED AWAY
IN THE HOUSE.
- I'M SO SORRY.
WE'RE THINKING ABOUT YOU, OKAY?
- WE'RE THINKING ABOUT YOU.
LOTS OF STRENGTH.
BYE, SWEETHEART.
- BYE.
- BUH-BYE.
- BYE, HONEY. BYE.
- THANK YOU.
OKAY, BYE.
- IT REALLY JUST PUTS THINGS
INTO PERSPECTIVE.
WE'RE ALL WASTING
SO MUCH ENERGY FIGHTING.
LIFE IS SHORT.
YOU REALLY HAVE TO MAKE
EVERY DAY COUNT.
I'M GLAD... I'M GLAD IT HAPPENED
THIS MORNING
AND NOT WHEN SHE JUST LANDED...
- I KNOW,
NOT WHEN SHE WAS ON THE FLIGHT,
AND THEN SHE WOULD LAND
AND GET THE NEWS
WHEN SHE LANDED IN PARIS.
- THANK YOU.
OH, IT LOOKS SO BEAUTIFUL,
DOESN'T IT?
LOOK HOW PRETTY IT LOOKS.
- AMAZING, ISN'T IT?
- YOU THINK IT LOOKS BEAUTIFUL
NOW IN DAYLIGHT,
YOU WAIT TILL YOU SEE IT
WHEN THE DARKNESS COMES
AND THE CANDLES.
- TONIGHT'S OUR LAST NIGHT
IN SAINT-TROPEZ,
SO WE'RE GOING TO VILLA ROMANA
TO HAVE AN AMAZING DINNER.
- MAYBE SOME CHAMPAGNE TO START?
AS EVER?
- [speaking French] AS USUAL.
- IT REALLY IS SO PRETTY.
- UNBELIEVABLE.
IT'S EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL
NOW THAN EVER.
- DID YOU SAY I'M EVEN
MORE BEAUTIFUL NOW THAN EVER?
DID YOU JUST SAY THAT? - NO.
- THAT IS SO SWEET OF YOU,
WARREN.
- WE'RE STILL DOING
OUR HOUSEWARMING?
- YEAH.
- 'CAUSE WE CAN'T GO TO THAT,
'CAUSE WE'VE GOT RYAN...
ALL RYAN'S FRIENDS COMING OUT.
- OH, YEAH.
- WHAT, YOU DON'T TRUST 'EM
ON THEIR OWN?
- WE LIKE TO GO OUT WITH THEM.
- WE LOVE THEM.
WE HAVE FUN WITH THEM.
- I'VE OFTEN INTIMATED TO WARREN
THAT HE SHOULD COME
AND LIVE IN BEVERLY HILLS.
BUT HIS BUSINESS IS IN LONDON.
SO I DON'T THINK THERE'S
VERY MUCH HOPE OF THEM MOVING.
YEAH, WE DON'T SEE
THAT MUCH OF YOU.
WHY DON'T YOU COME TO L.A.
FOR A MONTH OR SOMETHING
AND STAY WITH US?
- IT'S GETTING
THE TIMING RIGHT FOR US,
BUT WE'D LOVE TO...
- YOU'RE ALWAYS ON HOLIDAY.
- NO, NO...
- I MEAN, TRYING TO FIT...
FIT US IN BETWEEN YOUR HOLIDAYS
OR YOUR WORK?
I WAS KIND OF LIKE A STEPMOTHER
BUT ALSO A FRIEND TO WARREN.
THERE WAS ONLY FIVE YEARS
BETWEEN US,
SO IT WAS A GREAT RELATIONSHIP.
EVERYTHING WENT REALLY WELL.
- 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW,
WE'RE LEAVING IN THE MORNING.
- NO, I KNOW.
- WE'RE LEAVING AT 11:00.
WE'VE GOT TO GO TO PARIS.
- THANK GOD.
IT'S BEEN EXHAUSTING.
- CAN'T BEAR ANOTHER DAY OF IT.
- I MADE IT MY BUSINESS
TO GET ON WITH WARREN.
I MARRIED KEN, I LOVED HIM,
AND I WANTED TO LOVE
AND EMBRACE HIS SON.
I MEAN, NOT LITERALLY.
I HAD FRIENDS FOR THAT.
- LOOK AT THOSE GUYS THERE.
THAT'S COOL.
ALL THE ARMY GUYS AGAIN.
- HELLO. HOW ARE YOU?
- FINE. AND YOU?
- OH, YOU GET OUT NOW.
Both: BONJOUR.
COMMENT ALLEZ-VOUS?
BIEN, BIEN.
- YAY, WE'RE FINALLY HERE.
- LOVE IT. IT'S SO CUTE.
- WOW, IT'S A REALLY BEAUTIFUL
PLACE, ISN'T IT?
- RIGHT.
- BONJOUR, MADAME.
- BONJOUR. GOOD MORNING.
[speaking French]
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
- VERY WELL.
WELCOME TO THE LUTETIA.
WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
- MY NAME IS YOLANDA FOSTER.
- SO THIS IS YOUR KEY.
616. YOU ARE ON THE SIXTH FLOOR.
- AW, LOOK AT THESE TWO.
- ALL RIGHT. THAT'S SWEET.
[laughter]
- OH, MY GOD. IT'S SO PRETTY.
HONEY, WE CAN SEE
THE EIFFEL TOWER
SO PERFECTLY FROM HERE.
OH, LOOK AT YOU
WITH THE CHAMPAGNE.
CAN YOU BELIEVE
WE'RE HERE IN PARIS?
- WE'RE GONNA HAVE
A LITTLE CHAMPAGNE TOAST.
MWAH.
- I'M SO EXCITED
TO BE HERE WITH MY HUSBAND.
[French accent]
I'M FEELING VERY ROMANTIC.
- BEING IN PARIS
WITHOUT DAVID IS HARD
BECAUSE
IT'S SUCH A ROMANTIC CITY,
AND WHO BETTER TO BE WITH
THAN YOUR MAN?
- WARREN DECIDED TO SURPRISE US
WITH A HELICOPTER.
- BYE.
- WHICH IS SO MUCH QUICKER.
- COME ON.
- FOUR HOURS IN A CAR
OR 20 MINUTES IN A HELICOPTER.
YOU KNOW, AND GIGGY
DOESN'T DO TRAFFIC.
- OH, COME IN.
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO POP A BOTTLE
FOR THE SECOND TIME TODAY.
- I KNOW.
YOU'RE GOOD AT THAT, HUH?
- OH, I'M GETTING BETTER.
DON'T WORRY.
- OH, MY GOD. LOOK AT THE VIEW.
- AMAZING.
I'M LOSING MY VOICE.
- I KNOW. ME TOO. I DON'T KNOW.
IT SOUNDS LIKE WE...
- NEED TO STOP MAKING OUT.
[laughter]
CHEERS. - CHEERS, GIRLFRIEND.
HERE WE ARE.
IN PARIS. - IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
- IT'S JUST INCREDIBLE.
- AND IT'S BASTILLE DAY,
SO WE'RE GONNA HAVE
AMAZING FIREWORKS.
- TIME FOR A NEW... NEW...
Both: NEW BEGINNINGS.
- NEW...
- AND HAPPY ENDINGS.
- ALWAYS.
YOU KNOW WHAT,
NOTHING CAN OVERPOWER
THE BEAUTY OF PARIS,
NOT A SICKNESS,
NOT A SORE THROAT,
NOTHING. - OH, MY GOODNESS.
- OOH.
- LOOK AT THIS.
- WOW, WHAT A GREAT VIEW.
- ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ME?
- NO.
- OH, MY GOD. LOOK AT THIS VIEW.
- GORGEOUS. HELLO.
- HI, GIRLS.
- HI.
- HI. OH, OH.
- OH, WHAT SIDE?
- OH, MY GOD, THAT'S SO PRETTY.
- ISN'T IT GORGEOUS?
- GORGEOUS.
- OH, MY GOD.
LOOK... WHY IS GIGGY HERE
BY HIMSELF?
- OH, MY GOSH. GIGGY'S HERE.
- HELLO. [laughter]
GIG. - I THOUGHT GIGGY WAS HERE
BY HIMSELF.
- HE WANTED TO GET HERE EARLY.
HELLO.
- MWAH. HI.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- GIGGY WANTED TO SEE ME.
THAT'S WHY.
HELLO. - GOOD BOY.
- WHY IS KIM NOT UP HERE?
- WHERE IS KIM?
- I DON'T KNOW.
I'M GONNA CALL HER RIGHT NOW.
- SHE'S GONNA MISS
THE FIREWORKS.
- WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST THING
SHE MISSES.
- MAYBE SHE GOT TIRED.
- SHE SAID HER THROAT HURT.
HER STOMACH HURT.
- WELL, I THINK
EVERYBODY'S JUST JET-LAGGED.
- HI. WHERE ARE YOU?
OH, OKAY, PERFECT.
HURRY UP. LOVE YOU.
- SIS COMING?
- SHE'S ON HER WAY, YEAH.
- SO'S CHRISTMAS.
HURRY UP. TELL HER.
HERE WE GO AGAIN.
HERE WE GO AGAIN.
- LISTEN, SHE'S ALWAYS LATE.
WHAT CAN WE SAY?
WE ALREADY KNOW THAT.
COMING UP...
IS EVERYTHING OKAY? - YEAH.
[giggles]
- ANYTIME THEY'RE ON A BALCONY.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- LEAVE HER ALONE.
- I CAN'T STOP IT,
'CAUSE SHE'S TALLER THAN ME
AND SHE PUTS...
KEEPS PUTTING HER ARMS
AROUND ME.
- LEAVE... JUST COME OVER HERE.
- I'M IN PARIS.
IT'S A CITY OF ROMANCE.
KEN MIGHT FINALLY GIVE INTO ME,
AND WE COULD HAVE
A NIGHT OF PASSION TOGETHER.
- BRANDI, STOP IT.
- [speaking French] DO YOU
WANT TO SLEEP WITH ME TONIGHT?
I DON'T KNOW. - KEN, YOU GOT IT.
YOU GOT YOUR WIFE
AND BRANDI TONIGHT.
GEE.
- I'M LUCKY IF I GET MY WIFE,
LET ALONE MY WIFE AND BRANDI.
[laughter]
- WE ARE IN FRANCE, SO...
- YOU WOULD DO THAT?
WHEN YOU WERE MARRIED,
DID YOU DO THAT?
NEVER HAPPEN WITH ME.
I COULD NEVER DO THAT.
- AFTER, LIKE, A GAZILLION YEARS
OF MARRIAGE
AND YOU WANT TO KEEP
YOUR MAN HAPPY,
IF YOU BRING IN A GIRL
AND THERE'S RULES
ABOUT PENETRATION...
- OH, WHAT'S THE RULES?
TELL ME.
- THAT THERE'S NO PENETRATION.
- I DIDN'T GET A HANDBOOK.
I'M NOT SHARING MY HUSBAND
WITH ANYBODY,
AND I DON'T WANT TO BE SHARED.
THANKS A LOT. NO. UH-UH.
I'LL STICK
WITH THE MENAGE A DEUX.
- SO WHERE'S MARISA?
- YOU DIDN'T HEAR?
- HEAR WHAT?
- I DON'T WANT TO SAY IT NOW,
BECAUSE I DON'T WANT
TO RUIN EVERYBODY'S MOOD, BUT...
- OH, MY GOD, I'M SCARED.
- THEY WERE ON THEIR WAY
TO THE AIRPORT...
- RIGHT.
- AND THEY GOT A CALL
THAT DEAN'S FATHER COLLAPSED,
SO THEY TURNED AROUND
AND WENT TO THE HOUSE...
- IS HE OKAY?
- HE DIED.
- NO.
- I KNOW.
- HE DIED?
- HE DIED.
HE DIED. - HE MUST BE A MESS.
HE'S VERY CLOSE TO HIS FATHER.
- WELL, FIRST OF ALL,
HIS DAD WAS HIS BEST FRIEND.
- KYLE'S TELLING LISA
WHAT HAPPENED.
- OH, MY GOD.
- DEAN WAS CLOSE WITH HIS DAD.
I JUST KEEP THINKING
ABOUT HOW...
TERRIBLE HE MUST BE FEELING.
- OH, HERE COMES SOME...
[indistinct].
All: HI.
- YOU LOOK PRETTY, HONEY.
- WELCOME TO PARIS.
- THANK YOU.
- HI, KIM.
- YOU LOOK SO SEXY.
- KIM, THEY'RE LOOKING
FOR TAKERS FOR A THREESOME.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO... [laughs]
- WOULD YOU LIKE TO PARTICIPATE?
- JUST JOKING.
- WHO'S ASKING?
- FAMILY IS OUT.
- FAMILY'S OUT,
SO YOU GOTTA GO ON.
- UM, LET ME PICK.
NO.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?
- LET ME LOOK.
YOUR LITTLE NOSE IN PARIS.
I LOVE THAT.
- WE JUST ARRIVED IN PARIS,
AND I AM EXHAUSTED.
I GUESS
I WAS THE LAST ONE UPSTAIRS.
OOPS.
GREAT.
- WHY ARE YOU MAKING THAT FACE?
WHAT WAS THAT? - WHAT? NOTHING.
- NO, YOU WENT... [gasps]
- 'CAUSE I FELT LIKE...
- TO THROW UP?
IS EVERYTHING OKAY? - YEAH.
[giggles]
- WHAT TIME'D YOU GET HERE, KIM?
- I GOT HERE...
LAST NIGHT.
NO. WE CAME THIS AFTERNOON.
- THIS AFTERNOON.
- I'VE BEEN HERE FOR DAYS, LISA.
WOW, OOH. I FEEL LIKE MARILYN.
- I'M WORRIED
ABOUT KIM'S BEHAVIOR.
SHE SEEMS TO NOT BE THAT LUCID.
- WHOA, SCARY.
- THE KIM I'M SEEING TONIGHT
IS NOT THE KIM I'VE BEEN SEEING
FOR THE LAST FEW MONTHS.
[gasps and exclamations]
- OH, MY GOD.
- [speaking French]
THE FIREWORKS... INCREDIBLE!
THE FIREWORKS ARE AMAZING.
- VOOM, VOOM, SHEBANG.
- THAT IS SO COOL.
HOW DO THEY DO THAT?
- BUTTERFLY... OH, HEARTS.
- OH.
- IT LOOKS SO PRETTY, YOU GUYS,
LIKE RAINING DIAMONDS.
- OH, LOOK AT THAT.
[exclamations and applause]
- THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.
LOOK AT THAT.
- WE'RE SO EASY TO PLEASE.
- WHOO!
- BEAUTIFUL.
- WHOO!
- WELCOME TO PARIS.
- CAN YOU SPEAK UP A LITTLE?
- NEXT TIME ON THE REAL
HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...
- I DON'T WANT THIS TO BE
LIKE HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF.
- IT DOES REMIND US OF HAWAII.
- [sobs]
- READY TO DO THIS?
- LET'S GO.
[laughter]
- NO! NO! [coughing]
- THESE FURRY QUACK-QUACKS...
IT WAS JUST TOO MUCH.
- DON'T GO IN THERE NOW.
- DON'T GO IN THERE.
[bang] OH, THAT'S ONE.
- OH, MY.
- YOU'RE JUST SO DIFFERENT
TOWARDS ME,
AND YOU ACT DISTANT AND ODD.
ATIVE.
YOU HOLD A GRUDGE.
- THAT'S WHAT I FEEL.
HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...
[laughter]
- WHEN YOU THROW IN A BOTTLE
OF ROSE,
NOT ALWAYS GONNA GET
WHAT YOU WANT.
- OH, MY GOD. THIS ROOM...
- I'M GLAD.
- YOU DID GOOD. YOU DID GOOD.
I LIKE IT. I'M GONNA HIRE YOU
FOR THE REST OF THE JOB.
- NOT BAD FOR AN EX-WIFE.
- HI, KIM. HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
HOW'S YOUR PAIN RIGHT NOW?
- GOOD.
- WELL, WE'LL GIVE YOU SOME
PAIN MEDICATIONS TO TAKE HOME.
- ARE YOU CONCERNED FOR HER,
BECAUSE SHE'S NEWLY SOBER
AND STUFF,
LIKE THAT THEY'LL GIVE HER
MEDICATION
AND... IT AWAKENS THE BEAST.
- THE FIRST THING
THAT CAME TO MY MIND
WAS LIKE, OH, MY GOD,
THAT'S TOO EARLY.
- WELL, LET'S WISH HER LUCK
AND CHEERS.
KIM!
[upbeat music]
- LIFE ISN'T ALL DIAMONDS
AND ROSE,
BUT IT SHOULD BE.
- MONEY DOESN'T GIVE YOU CLASS.
IT JUST GIVES YOU MONEY.
- KNOW YOUR FRIENDS.
SHOW YOUR ENEMIES THE DOOR.
- I FOUGHT TOO HARD
FOR THIS ZIP CODE
TO GO HOME NOW.
- I LIKE TO HAVE FUN,
BUT I DON'T PLAY GAMES.
- LIFE IS A JOURNEY,
AND I'M FINDING MYSELF
EVERY DAY.
- I'M BORN AND RAISED
IN BEVERLY HILLS.
THIS IS MY TOWN.
- HELLO.
- HI!
OOH, YOU LOOK PRETTY.
- AH, THANKS. WELL, YOU TOO.
YOU LOOK PRETTY.
- I JUST GOT HOME. MM.
- WHERE SHOULD WE SIT?
- SIT OVER HERE.
- OH.
- MM.
CHLOE. - OH, I LOVE THIS VIEW.
- YOU DO?
- I THINK IT'S THE ONE THING...
I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE MY HOUSE.
THE ONE THING I MISS
AND I DON'T HAVE
[patting cushion]
IS SEATING AREA LIKE THIS.
I WOULD LOVE
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
THERE'S NOWHERE FOR ME... ARE
THOSE TURTLES UP ON YOUR WALL?
- THEY'RE... NO, THEY'RE NOT,
LIKE, REAL TURTLES.
THEY'RE JUST, LIKE,
A DECORATION.
- OH, I LOVE THEM.
- [laughing] KIM...
- OH, I LOVE THEM.
- OKAY.
- I LOVE TURTLES.
- YOU'RE SCARING ME.
- THEY MUST BE SOME SORT
OF GOOD LUCK OR SOMETHING.
- THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO THINK.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
- THE OTHER NIGHT AT MY HOUSE,
WHEN TAYLOR CALLED,
I WAS COMPLETELY CAUGHT
OFF-GUARD.
- OKAY, I HAVE KENNEDY
WITH ME ANYWAY, GUYS.
KEEP HER WITH ME THEN?
- OH, YOU HAVE KENNEDY WITH YOU?
- YOU DIDN'T KNOW
SHE WAS AT MY HOUSE?
- NO IDEA.
- I MEAN, I WAS...
I WAS SHOCKED BY THE PHONE CALL.
I WAS SHOCKED
BY EVERYTHING THAT WAS SAID.
I BELIEVE TAYLOR HAS A PROBLEM
WITH DRINKING.
TAYLOR HAS A LOT OF PAIN
THAT SHE'S DEALING WITH.
AND I BELIEVE
THAT TAYLOR IS USING ALCOHOL
TO ESCAPE FROM HER FEELINGS
AT TIMES.
I DO CARE ABOUT TAYLOR.
AND I REALLY CAN'T SIT HERE
AND WATCH IT HAPPEN
TO SOMEONE CLOSE TO ME.
- WELL, WHAT DO WE DO?
WHAT WE DO TO HELP HER?
- WELL, I THINK...
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.
- BECAUSE IT'S SO HARD FOR ME
TO SAY SOMETHING TO HER.
- WELL...
- I MEAN, WE'VE TALKED ABOUT IT.
- IT'S HARDER TO WATCH
OUR FRIEND GO DOWN.
- WHENEVER I'VE GONE
TO YOU BEFORE AND SAID,
"KIM, YOU HAVE A PROBLEM.
I'M WORRIED.
YOU KNOW, LOOK WHAT'S HAPPENED,"
WE END UP IN A HUGE FIGHT.
SO NOW I'M SCARED
TO SAY SOMETHING TO TAYLOR.
- BUT WHEN YOU'VE COME TO ME,
I HAVE LISTENED.
- BUT YOU DIDN'T ADMIT IT.
- WELL, I DIDN'T...
IT DIDN'T MEAN
I DIDN'T HEAR YOU.
AS MUCH AS WE DON'T WANT
TO SAY ANYTHING,
'CAUSE WE'RE AFRAID
OF WHAT SHE'S GONNA SAY
AND ANGRY SHE'S GONNA GET
AND HOW HARD SHE'S GONNA CRY,
WE NEED TO SAY SOMETHING.
- I MEAN, BELIEVE ME,
I KNOW ALL THIS,
AND I SEE IT,
AND I ALWAYS STRUGGLE,
AND I THINK,
I'M GONNA SAY SOMETHING,
EVERY TIME I THINK BACK
TO THE TIMES
THAT YOU AND I HAVE SPOKEN.
- I'M GOING, AND I WOULD LIKE
YOU TO COME WITH ME.
I'M GONNA GO SAY SOMETHING
TO HER.
WHAT'S BEING A GOOD FRIEND,
HELPING HER
OR NOT SAYING ANYTHING?
OBVIOUSLY
I HAVE TO SAY SOMETHING.
- OKAY.
- THIS HAS NEVER GONE OVER WELL
FOR ME.
[line ringing]
- WELL, THAT'S WHY WE'LL DO IT
TOGETHER.
- HELLO?
- TAYLOR?
- YES.
Both: IT'S KIM AND KYLE.
- HI, GUYS.
- SO WE'RE JUST SITTING HERE
TALKING.
WE WERE WONDERING
IF YOU WERE GONNA BE AROUND
FOR A FEW MINUTES.
WE WANTED TO COME BY.
- YEAH, ABSOLUTELY. ANYTIME.
YOU KNOW THAT.
- OKAY, SO WE'LL BE BY
IN ABOUT 15, 20 MINUTES.
- OKAY, GUYS.
- BYE.
- KEN.
- I'M DOWN HERE.
I'M FEEDING THE SWANS.
- OH, THEY'RE SO BEAUTIFUL,
AREN'T THEY?
THAT'S PERFECTION, ISN'T IT?
BLACK AND WHITE LIVING TOGETHER
IN HARMONY.
- THEY WEREN'T ALWAYS LIKE THAT.
- NO. THEY STARTED OFF FIGHTING,
RIGHT?
- YEP.
- I DON'T WANT TO INTERRUPT
YOUR BLISSFUL MOMENT HERE,
BUT WILL YOU COME UP?
LET'S DECIDE
WHAT WE'RE GONNA PACK
FOR SAINT-TROPEZ.
WE'RE GOING TO SAINT-TROPEZ
TO SEE KEN'S SON,
WARREN, MY STEPSON,
AND HIS WIFE SUE.
HAVE YOU SPOKEN TO WARREN?
- YEAH, I SPOKE TO HIM.
OF COURSE.
- YEAH? SO THEY'RE THERE...
- HE'S LOOKING FORWARD
TO HAVING US STAYING WITH HIM.
WARREN WAS A PRODUCT
OF MY FIRST MARRIAGE,
WHICH DIDN'T LAST VERY LONG.
I HAD TOTAL CUSTODY OF HIM
FROM THE AGE OF TWO,
AND I BROUGHT HIM UP ON MY OWN.
I'M EXCITED
TO BE GOING, ACTUALLY.
- WE HAVEN'T SEEN HIM
SINCE THE WEDDING.
WARREN, WHO WAS VERY YOUNG
AT THE TIME,
MET SUE, WHO WAS MY FRIEND,
AND IT WAS A BIT
OF A ROCKY START,
I HAVE TO BE HONEST.
I WAS FRIENDS WITH SUE,
AND I DIDN'T REALLY KNOW
THAT THEY WERE TOGETHER,
AND OBVIOUSLY,
HIM BEING MY STEPSON,
IT WASN'T THE EASIEST
OF SITUATIONS.
- YOU'RE OKAY WITH STAYING
WITH WARREN, YEAH?
IN HIS HOUSE?
- YEAH, IT'S FINE. I'D LOVE TO.
WE CAN TAKE GIG.
- WE'RE TAKING GIG?
- YEAH.
OKAY, OKAY, WILL YOU COME
AND HELP ME PACK?
WHAT ABOUT THIS?
- OH, I LOVE THAT.
- YOU LIKE THAT, RIGHT?
SAINT-TROPEZ,
MAYBE IN THE EVENING.
GOING OUT TO DINNER
WITH WARREN AND SUE.
- LOVE IT.
- OKAY, GOOD.
OKAY. - IT LOOKS PERFECT.
- KIND OF MAYBE SHOPPING
IN SAINT-TROPEZ.
- LOVE IT.
YOU KNOW, I LOVE THAT.
- IT'S REALLY SWEET.
- I WAS WITH YOU
WHEN WE BOUGHT IT.
- WHAT ABOUT THIS PINK TRENCH?
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.
- OH, I LOVE THAT.
- YOU SAY YOU LOVE EVERYTHING.
- YEAH, BUT I DO LOVE THAT.
- NO, YOU JUST SAY
YOU LOVE EVERYTHING EVERY TIME
BECAUSE IT MAKES IT EASIER.
- I MUST LOVE IT,
BECAUSE I BOUGHT IT FOR YOU.
- DON'T SAY YOU LOVE EVERYTHING.
WHAT'S GIG GONNA WEAR,
MORE IMPORTANTLY?
- I'VE GOT HIS CLOTHES READY.
- HAVE YOU?
WHAT'S HE GONNA DO ON THE BEACH?
BECAUSE IT'S HOT FOR HIM.
YET HE CAN'T GO NAKED
BECAUSE OF HIS ALOPECIA.
- HE'LL LIE ON THE SUN BED
UNDER THE UMBRELLA.
DARLING, ARE YOU FINISHED NOW?
I'M DYING FOR SOME TEA. - NO.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS?
- I LOVE THE HAT.
- OH, MARIA, TEA, PERFECT.
JUST ONE CUP?
- WHAT?
- OH, JUST BRING IT
IN HERE THEN.
DARLING, DON'T WORRY.
MARIA WORKS FOR ME, NOT YOU.
THANK YOU, MARIA.
- MARIA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
THAT'S MY TEA.
- GO AND DO YOUR PACKING.
YOU'RE NOT IMPORTANT ENOUGH
TO GET TEA, KEN.
- WHERE'S MY TEA, EH?
WHERE'S MY TEA?
- HEY, THERE. HI. HOW ARE YOU?
- OH, LOOK AT YOU,
ALL DRESSED UP IN YOUR HOUSE.
- WELL, NO, I JUST CAME
FROM MY ACCOUNTANT'S OFFICE.
- OH.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- FUN TIMES.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD TO SEE YOU.
COME IN.
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS UP TO?
- JUST HANGING OUT.
- JUST TWO SISTERS HANGING OUT
FOR THE DAY, YEAH.
- THAT'S NICE.
- YEAH.
- IT WAS FUN.
- AND I GET TO HAVE A VISIT.
THIS IS GREAT.
- KENNEDY'S IN SCHOOL
TILL LATER, RIGHT?
- YES.
YES. - OH, MY GOD.
THIS IS SO PRETTY.
I LOVE A HOUSE WHERE YOU CAN SIT
AND ACTUALLY SEE THE POOL.
- WE SPEND A TON OF TIME
OUT THERE, ACTUALLY.
KENNEDY'S
A GREAT LITTLE SWIMMER.
SO WHAT ELSE
ARE YOU GUYS DOING TODAY?
- JUST KIM CAME OVER
TO VISIT ME,
AND WE WERE JUST TALKING
ABOUT WHEN I HAD KENNEDY
AND WE WERE AT KIM'S HOUSE
FOR THE BARBECUE.
- THAT WAS A HAND-OFF ISSUE.
- I JUST WANT TO SAY
ONE THING, TAYLOR.
I'M NOT GONNA SUGARCOAT IT
OR BE AFRAID TO TELL YOU.
THIS ISN'T
JUST ABOUT THE OTHER NIGHT.
I DO RECOGNIZE
WHEN I SEE SOMEBODY
THAT I FEEL
HAS A DRINKING PROBLEM.
- [giggles]
- TAYLOR IS IN A SUITCASE.
- I'M READY TO GO HOME.
[laughs]
- I DON'T DRINK VERY OFTEN.
BUT, WHEN I DRINK, I FIND
THAT I CAN FORGET A LITTLE BIT
ABOUT ALL THE STRESS I'M UNDER
AND ALL THE PAIN I'M FEELING.
- IT'S NOT LIKE
SHE WASN'T CARED FOR.
THERE WAS SOMEBODY THERE
TO TAKE CARE OF HER.
SHE WAS NOT LEFT ALONE
OR UNATTENDED.
IT'S NOT LIKE THAT.
BUT YOU DIDN'T KNOW.
WHEN IT GETS TO SOMETHING
LIKE THAT,
YOU GOTTA SAY,
"WHAT AM I DOING?"
- I'M A LITTLE TAKEN ABACK.
NOT KNOWING WHERE KENNEDY WAS
WAS A MISCOMMUNICATION BETWEEN
MY NANNY, MY MOM, AND ME.
- THESE THINGS NEED TO BE
WAKE-UP CALLS FOR YOU,
AND I'M SURE THAT WAS A BIG ONE
AND HUMILIATING
THAT EVERYBODY KNEW.
- IT'S BEEN A HELL OF A YEAR.
IT'S BEEN BAD. THERE'S THE DEATH
AND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT
HOW TO SOMEDAY EXPLAIN
TO KENNEDY THAT HE'S NOT HERE
AND HOW THAT HAPPENED,
AND, UM...
THERE ARE DEFINITELY TIMES
WHEN, YOU KNOW, IF TWO DRINKS
HELPS YOU FORGET, THEN FOUR...
YOU START TO FEEL
A HELL OF A LOT BETTER
FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
AND THEN THE NEXT DAY I WAKE UP,
AND I AM IN THE DARKEST PLACE
I COULD BE IN.
- I KNOW.
ALL RIGHT?
I KNOW.
WHEN YOU REACT TO ALCOHOL
THE WAY I DID
AND THE WAY SHE DOES,
ONE DAY IS TOO MANY.
SO SHE JUST CAN'T DO THAT.
ALCOHOL JUST SEEMS SO EASY.
IT'S JUST SO EASY
AND MAKES THINGS SO MUCH BETTER
FOR THE IMMEDIATE MOMENT.
IT STARTED TO AFFECT ME
IN A WAY
THAT I WAS EMBARRASSING MYSELF
AND MY CHILDREN.
AND I SEE IN YOU...
I SEE THAT IN YOU.
- DO YOU THINK YOU COULD,
YOU KNOW,
NOT USE IT AS A CRUTCH
ON YOUR OWN?
DO YOU THINK YOU COULD
DO THAT BY YOURSELF?
- I DO.
IT'S SOMETHING THAT I KNOW
I HAVE TO DO,
BECAUSE I'M AN ONLY PARENT NOW.
AND KENNEDY NEEDS ME,
AND I HAVE TO MAKE
A FUTURE FOR US.
- I'M HAPPY THAT YOU REACTED
THE WAY YOU DID.
- I WAS, LIKE, SWEATING BULLETS.
- LISTEN, I WOULD LOVE
TO HAVE SISTERS
AND HAVE THE RELATIONSHIP
THAT YOU CAN COME TO ME
AND SAY, "HEY,
YOU'RE SCREWING UP HERE,
SO YOU NEED
TO GET YOUR [bleep] TOGETHER."
- WELL, THIS IS WHAT SISTERS DO.
SO... - ALL RIGHT, I GOT IT.
- BUT, GUESS WHAT,
IT'S NOT USUALLY THIS CALM.
- COMING UP...
- I HEAR FROM ALL THE GIRLS
THAT YOU, LIKE,
HAVE AN ISSUE WITH ME.
- OOH.
- THEY'RE HEAVY, HUH?
[chuckles]
ALL RIGHT, SO PUT THIS HERE.
I LOVE MOHAMED'S NEW HOUSE.
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
I THINK IT'S REALLY THE BEST
CREATION HE'S EVER DONE.
LET'S MOVE THESE CHAIRS
OVER HERE A LITTLE BIT.
AND TONIGHT I'M HAVING
A LITTLE HOUSE-WARMING
TO SHOW THE GIRLS.
HEY, MOHAMED.
- HEY, HOW ARE YOU?
NICE TO SEE YOU. IT IS WELL?
- WELCOME TO YOUR OWN HOUSE.
- OH, HI, DARLING.
- HOW ARE YOU?
MOHAMED IS MOHAMED.
I MEAN,
HE'S AN INCREDIBLE HUMAN BEING,
BUT FAITHFULNESS
IS NOT HIS STRONGEST POINT.
AND IT'S, YOU KNOW, A TOUGH
THING FOR A PROPER DUTCH GIRL
THAT BELIEVES IN BEING FAITHFUL.
YOUR SWANS,
I WANTED TO PUT THEM OUT THERE,
BUT THEY DON'T WANT TO GO.
- THEY WILL.
- NO, BUT EVERY TIME THEY PUT
THEM THERE, THEY RUN BACK.
SO I DON'T WANT TO UPSET THEM.
- NO, OKAY.
- MWAH, MWAH.
- HEY, LISA.
- HEY, WHERE ARE YOU?
HELLO, DARLING.
- SHE'S HOLDING MY HAND. LOOK.
- I'VE GOT HIM.
I LOVE THE FACT
THAT MOHAMED AND YOLANDA
HAVE SUCH
A CIVILIZED RELATIONSHIP.
IT'S RARE TO SEE.
LET'S HAVE A DRINK. COME ON.
OH, THIS LOOKS GORGEOUS.
- YOU LIKE IT?
- I LOVE IT.
- IT'S CUTE, NO?
- IT LOOKS BEAUTIFUL.
WE'RE GOING TO SEE KEN'S SON
IN SAINT-TROPEZ.
- YOU ARE?
- YEAH.
- I'M GOING TO PARIS.
WHEN ARE YOU LEAVING?
- YOU ARE? NEXT WEDNESDAY.
- BUT YOU'RE GOING TO... DON'T YOU
CHANGE PLANES IN PARIS?
OR YOU'RE FLYING TO NICE?
- NO, I'LL GO TO PARIS,
AND THEN I'LL GO
TO SEE THEM...
YEAH, I HAVE TO CHANGE PLANES.
- YES.
- THEN I'LL GO BACK TO PARIS.
WHY DON'T WE HOOK UP?
- YEAH, LET'S DO THAT.
- [humming]
- HI, SEXY MAN.
- HI, BABE.
- HEY, SEXY MAN.
- HEY, LISA.
- WHO ARE YOU GONNA KISS FIRST?
- HEY, WAIT.
HE'S MINE. GET AWAY.
[laughter]
- GOT HERE FIRST.
- OH, YOU GUYS LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
- HI.
- HI, BABY.
- THANKS.
I'LL TEXT YOU WHEN WE'RE DONE.
OKAY? THANKS.
- HEY, B! HOW ARE YOU, GIRL?
- HI, YOLANDA.
- I THOUGHT I SAW
YOUR SEXY BOOTY.
- LOOK AT THOSE LITTLE CHICAS.
MY LOVE, MEET THE GIRLS.
- HI, GIRLS. all: HI.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M JENNIFER.
- HI, JENNIFER. I'M DAVID.
- THIS IS JENNIFER, DAVID...
- NICE TO MEET YOU.
I THOUGHT THAT MUST BE YOU.
HI, BRANDI.
I'M DAVID. NICE TO MEET YOU.
- NICE TO ME... OH, SORRY,
I WAS LIKE, "THERE'S YOU!"
- OH, YOU HAVEN'T MET BEFORE?
- I NEVER MET HIM.
- HEY, MOHAMED.
- HI. I WANT TO SAY HELLO
TO MY BROTHER-IN-LAW.
[laughter] - HI, HOW ARE YOU?
- MOHAMED. NICE TO MEET YOU.
- JENNIFER. NICE TO MEET YOU.
- HI, DARLING.
- JENNIFER, BRANDI.
YOU KNOW BRANDI.
- OH, YOU KNOW BRANDI?
- YEAH.
- I KNOW BRANDI FOR A LONG TIME.
- KISS ME AGAIN.
ANY EXCUSE, ANY EXCUSE.
- OF COURSE YOU DATED BRANDI.
- NO, HE DID NOT.
- DID YOU GUYS REALLY DATE?
- NO.
I'M TOO OLD FOR HIM,
AND HE'S TOO OLD FOR ME.
[laughter]
I DON'T FLIRT WITH MOHAMED.
I DON'T THINK I DO.
NO.
- SO WHO'S COMING TONIGHT?
- WELL, JUST ALL THE GIRLS.
AND ADRIENNE CANCELED
THIS MORNING.
- YEAH.
- SHE TEXTED ME THIS MORNING,
SAYING, "I'M NOT COMING.
SORRY." - WHY?
- OH, YOU MISSED IT.
- HALLELUJAH!
THEY CANCELED. YAY!
- HEY, BENNY, WHAT'S UP?
- $1 MILLION A SQUARE FOOT.
- OH, YOU LOOK GREAT.
YOU LOOK GREAT.
- I HAVE TO GO
TO PARIS NEXT WEEK.
- AND I'M GOING TO MEET HER.
- AND SHE'S GOING TOO,
SO I THINK YOU SHOULD GO
WITH ME.
- YOU KNOW I'LL DO ANYTHING
YOU GUYS ASK ME TO DO.
- YAY!
- PARIS IS BEAUTIFUL.
I USED TO LIVE THERE
WHEN I WAS MODELING.
EVERYTHING THERE IS GORGEOUS.
EVERYTHING.
- DEAN.
- I'M DAVID.
- VERY NICE TO MEET YOU.
- NICE TO MEET YOU, DEAN.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- LILI ZANUCK'S...
both: SON. - GOT IT.
- AND WIFE. MARISA,
DID YOU MEET MY HUSBAND?
- HI, MARISA. I'M DAVID.
- HI, NICE TO MEET YOU.
MY HUSBAND, HE GREW UP
IN THE MOVIE BUSINESS
AND SO DID HIS FATHER,
RICHARD ZANUCK.
HIS GRANDFATHER RAN
AND FOUNDED 20th CENTURY FOX.
THE ZANUCKS HAVE BEEN
IN THE MOVIE BUSINESS
SINCE THE 1920s.
- YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD BE
LILI'S DAUGHTER.
- I KNOW.
EVERYONE... YEAH, WE LOVE THAT.
WE LIKE THAT. - THAT'S COOL.
SHE'S A GREAT GIRL.
- I LOVE HER.
- YEAH, SHE'S A GREAT GIRL.
- I LOVE HER.
SHE'S BEEN MY BEST FRIEND
FOR 16 YEARS.
- YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN TOGETHER
THAT LONG?
- WOW.
IT'S ABOUT TIME FOR A CHANGE.
- YEAH.
- I MEAN...
I MEAN, BASED ON MY HISTORY.
- I AGREE.
BUT I DON'T AGREE.
- I WAS TALKING TO HIM.
- SHE'S LIKE, "I AGREE."
- SEE, I'M LIKE THE GUY.
THAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH ME.
I'M LIKE A GUY.
I THINK LIKE A GUY, SO I'M LIKE,
YEAH, THAT'D BE NICE.
HE'S... I'M VERY LUCKY,
'CAUSE HE'S SO IN LOVE WITH ME,
I'M SO LUCKY, BUT I'M THE ONE
ALWAYS PLAYING WITH THE GIRLS.
I'M LIKE, "YEAH,
THAT GUY OVER THERE'S REAL HOT.
I'D LIKE TO DO THAT."
- ARE YOU...
YOU'RE GOOD WITH THAT?
YOU'RE LIKE...
- SHE DIDN'T SAY IT
IN FRONT OF ME, SO...
- I WAS GONNA SAY, IF I SAID
THAT, MY HUSBAND WOULD NOT...
- NO, I MEAN...
- HE WOULDN'T BUY IT.
- NO, BECAUSE WE ALL THINK IT.
I'M JUST HONEST ABOUT SAYING IT.
[laughs] I LOVE YOU.
- THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- THANK YOU, JAY.
- WOW, THIS IS GORGEOUS.
- HEY, GUYS.
- HELLO.
- KEN.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- YOU LOOK PRETTY.
- GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- I LOVE THIS.
- I'M GONNA GO SAY HI TO KYLE.
HEY.
HEY, KYLE. - HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M GREAT.
HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD.
GOOD TO SEE YOU. WELCOME BACK.
HOW WAS YOUR TRIP?
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR TRIP.
- MY TRIP WAS... IT WAS GREAT.
I WENT TO HOLLAND
TO SEE MY FAMILY.
AND THEN I TOOK GIGI TO PARIS,
AND SHE HAD
HER PHOTO SHOOT THERE.
AND THEN DAVID MET US THERE,
AND THEN WE FLEW BACK.
SO I JUST GOT BACK,
BUT NOW I HAVE TO GO AGAIN
NEXT WEEK.
I HAVE ALL THESE MEETINGS
WITH AGENCIES
FOR GIGI, SO...
- YOU'RE GOING TO PARIS?
- YEAH.
- WE'RE GOING TO PARIS TOO.
- I'M GOING ON THURSDAY.
YOU ARE?
- YEAH, WE'RE GOING TOO.
- WHEN? both: WE'RE GOING...
- ON THE 13TH.
- YEAH.
- OH, MY GOD,
WE'RE GOING THE SAME DAY.
- WE ARE? both: OH, MY GOD.
- YOU KNOW WHO'S GOING TOO?
LISA'S GOING AS WELL.
- NO WAY.
- SWEAR TO GOD.
SO, SINCE THE THREE OF US
ARE ALREADY GOING TO PARIS,
WE DECIDED TO JUST INVITE
THE WHOLE GROUP
AND ALL GO AND MAKE IT
A FUN GIRLS' WEEK.
- WE'RE GOING TO FRANCE.
WE'RE GOING TO SAINT-TROPEZ.
- YEAH. AND THEN I'M GONNA
GO TO PARIS AFTER.
- OKAY.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- I'M GONNA TAKE KENNEDY AWAY
BECAUSE SHE GOES
BACK TO SCHOOL LIKE...
YOU KNOW, THE SUMMER'S OVER
SO QUICKLY.
AFTER THE CONVERSATION I HAD
WITH KIM AND KYLE,
I REALLY DON'T FEEL LIKE PARIS
IS THE BEST IDEA FOR ME.
I THINK I NEED TO STAY HOME
AND FOCUS ON MY OWN WELL-BEING
AND SPEND TIME WITH MY DAUGHTER.
- LISA AND KEN
ARE GOING TO PARIS,
AND SO ARE YOLANDA,
AND NOW WE'RE ALSO GOING.
YOU GUYS SHOULD COME.
- OKAY, LET'S DO IT.
- COME ON, LET'S GO.
- YEAH.
- IT WOULD BE SO MUCH FUN.
- SO I WILL TELL YOU, THOUGH,
I AM IN LOVE WITH YOUR WIFE.
I THINK SHE'S...
LIKE, I THINK SHE'S SO GREAT.
NOT, LIKE, NOT IN A WEIRD WAY...
- ISN'T SHE AWESOME?
- WE HAD AN INSTANT CHEMISTRY.
WE, LIKE, GOT ALONG.
- I KNOW. SHE TOLD ME.
- I REALLY, REALLY LIKE HER.
GOOD GIRL.
LIKE, FUN. NO BULL[bleep].
- MOHAMED PICKED WELL.
WE MET THROUGH HER EX-HUSBAND.
- MOHAMED?
- THE ARAB CULTURE IS, LIKE,
"WELL, I'LL INTRODUCE YOU
TO HER,
BUT I DON'T REALLY WANT
ANYTHING TO HAPPEN."
- BUT THAT'S HIS CULTURE,
NOT YOURS.
- THAT'S IT.
THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S RIGHT.
- I DID WELL FOR ME,
AND I DID WELL FOR HIM.
[laughter]
- HOW ARE YOU, TAYLOR?
- I'M GOOD. HOW ABOUT YOU?
- YOU'RE GOOD?
- YOU DID AN AMAZING JOB
WITH THE HOUSE. - YOU LIKE IT?
- HOW LONG HAS HE BEEN BUILDING
THIS HOUSE, THOUGH?
- HE'S BEEN ON IT,
LIKE, TWO YEARS.
- YEAH, IT'S INCREDIBLE.
- YEAH.
SO YOU'VE BEEN GOOD?
- I'VE BEEN GOOD.
- YOU KNOW, I WANTED TO ASK YOU,
I HEAR FROM ALL THE GIRLS
IN THE GROUP THAT YOU, LIKE,
HAVE AN ISSUE WITH ME.
I DECIDED TO ASK TAYLOR
WHY SHE'S TALKING
BEHIND MY BACK.
BECAUSE I HEARD FROM BRANDI
AND FROM LISA
AND FROM KYLE THAT SHE DOES.
- I DON'T WANT TO HEAR
YOLANDA'S OPINION
ABOUT HOW I SHOULD FEEL.
FIND DAVID HANGING,
THEN LET ME KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.
- DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT?
- COMING UP...
- THANK YOU FOR HAVING US.
- THREE WHOLE DAYS
WE'VE GOT TO PUT UP WITH YOU?
- I HEAR FROM ALL THE GIRLS
IN THE GROUP
THAT YOU, LIKE, HAVE AN ISSUE
WITH ME.
DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT?
- NO. WHAT ISSUE
DO I HAVE WITH YOU?
- NO, I DON'T KNOW.
I MEAN, FROM, LIKE,
THREE DIFFERENT GIRLS,
"OH, WATCH OUT FOR TAYLOR,
BECAUSE SHE HAS SOMETHING
TO SAY TO YOU."
AND I'M LIKE, WELL, IF SHE HAS,
I MEAN, CERTAINLY CALL ME
AND LET'S GO
TO STARBUCKS AND TALK IT OUT.
- YEAH, ABSOLUTELY.
RIGHT, RIGHT. - AND I'M, LIKE,
SO BLACK AND WHITE.
LIKE, WHAT YOU SEE
IS WHAT YOU GET.
SO JUST,
IF YOU EVER HAVE ANYTHING,
THEN LET'S GO TO STARBUCKS
AND HAVE A COFFEE
AND TALK IT OVER. - ABSOLUTELY.
YEAH, AND VICE VERSA.
- 'CAUSE, LIKE, I MEAN,
I HEARD IT, LIKE, THREE TIMES,
SO I THOUGHT, OKAY,
TONIGHT I'M GOING
TO HAVE TO BRING IT UP.
- MY ISSUES REALLY AREN'T
ABOUT HER.
THEY'RE MORE ABOUT DAVID
AND THE RELATIONSHIP HE HAD
WITH MY CLOSE FRIEND LINDA.
AND THIS JUST DOESN'T FEEL
LIKE THE RIGHT TIME FOR ME.
- SO I WAS JUST TALKING
TO TAYLOR,
AND I WAS SAYING, "SO WHAT IS
YOUR ISSUE WITH ME, YOU KNOW?
"BECAUSE I'VE HEARD
FROM A COUPLE OF GIRLS
THAT YOU HAVE A PROBLEM
WITH ME."
- WHAT'D SHE SAY?
- NO, SHE SAID
SHE DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING.
- PROBABLY THE ONLY THING IS,
IS THAT ONE
OF HER BEST FRIENDS
WAS MARRIED TO DAVID.
- SO?
- MAYBE HIS EX
HAS A BONE TO PICK.
WHO KNOWS?
- HIS EX IS STILL
IN LOVE WITH HIM.
SHE TOLD MY HUSBAND
THAT SHE STILL LOVES HIM
AND WISHED
THAT THEY WERE STILL TOGETHER.
- THERE YOU GO, RIGHT?
- YEAH.
OBVIOUSLY TAYLOR IS LYING,
SO I PLAN TO JUST WAIT
FOR TAYLOR
TO GATHER THE COURAGE
TO COME TO ME
AND SAY WHAT SHE THINKS.
[laughter]
THANK YOU, EVERYBODY,
FOR COMING.
AND I'M LOOKING SO FORWARD
TO GO TO PARIS.
YOU KNOW, IT WAS LIKE,
I THOUGHT I WAS GOING
BY MYSELF, AND IT ENDS UP
THE ENTIRE CREW IS GOING.
- EXCEPT FOR ME.
- EXCEPT FOR YOU.
BECAUSE SOMEBODY'S GOT TO WORK
AND, YOU KNOW...
- WE'LL TAKE CARE
OF YOLANDA, DAVE.
- [playing piano]
♪ ♪
- SEE YOU ALL IN FRANCE.
- WELL, HELLO.
- HEY.
- DADDY'S HERE!
[laughter]
both: HI.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- OH, MY GOD.
IT'S BEEN AGES.
- I KNOW.
- HI.
- HI, LISA.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- YOU MUST BE EXHAUSTED.
HI. YOU MUST BE EXHAUSTED.
- YOU KNOW WHAT,
IT WAS SO FUNNY.
WE DID ALL THE PAPERWORK
AND EVERYTHING
FOR GIGGY, AND WE GET HERE,
AND THIS IS WHY I LOVE
THIS COUNTRY.
AS SOON AS WE GET HERE,
THEY'RE LIKE,
"OH, LITTLE DOGGY,
WELCOME TO FRANCE."
NO, NOT EVEN A REQUEST
FOR PAPERWORK.
- WHY DON'T WE SETTLE DOWN
OVER BY THE TERRACE HERE?
- OH, OKAY, PERFECT.
OH, WOW. - JUST OVER HERE.
THE GARDENS LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
- OH, THANKS.
- REALLY COME ALONG.
- SIT THERE. SUSIE.
- NOW, OKAY,
IT'S ALL WORTHWHILE.
IT'S A LONG WAY.
- OH. CHAMPAGNE?
- WHY NOT?
- WHY NOT?
- I COULD DO WITH A GLASS
OF CHAMPAGNE
AFTER THAT JOURNEY.
- SO IT'S 22 HOURS?
- VIA PARIS.
AND THEN WE'RE GOING BACK
VIA PARIS.
Pop! OH!
I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING
TO HIT ME ON THE NOSE.
- WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
WE WERE HERE?
LAST AUGUST?
- WE HAVEN'T BEEN HERE
FOR TWO OR THREE YEARS.
- YEAH, TWO OR THREE YEARS.
- PANDY GOT MARRIED LAST AUGUST.
THAT'S WHEN THEY WERE IN L.A.
- THAT WAS
A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING TOO.
ABSOLUTELY STUNNING.
- YEAH, IT WAS STUNNING.
- SO WE'RE STAYING
IN THE GUEST HOUSE?
- YOU REMEMBER WHERE IT IS,
DON'T YOU, THE GUEST HOUSE?
- YEAH.
- JUST PAST THE TENNIS COURT
OVER THERE. - NICE.
- YEAH. WOW, YOU'VE GOT
A GOOD SET-UP HERE.
WARREN'S DONE VERY WELL.
HE OWNS A LOT OF PROPERTIES
IN NOTTING HILL,
WHICH IS A HIP,
FASHIONABLE DISTRICT,
AND HE'S REALLY DONE
VERY WELL WITH IT.
ABSOLUTELY SELF-MADE.
CHEERS. - CHEERS.
- THANK YOU FOR HAVING US.
Both: CHEERS.
- WHERE'S MY GRANDSON?
- HE'S STILL ASLEEP.
- HE WAS OUT LAST NIGHT.
- OUT PARTYING LAST NIGHT.
- ALL RIGHT.
- HE'S GRADUATING, ISN'T HE?
- GRADUATING NEXT WEEK.
GOT HIS BUSINESS DEGREE.
SO WE'RE FLYING BACK ON SUNDAY.
- OH, JOB ALMOST DONE,
WELL DONE.
WELL, LET'S DRINK TO THAT.
- CHEERS.
21, AND HE'S...
- IT'S HARD TO THINK
OF YOU STILL EVEN NOW
AS A GRANDPA.
I CANNOT BELIEVE
I SLEEP WITH A GRANDPA.
THAT'S A VERY SCARY THOUGHT.
- WELL, I HAD WARREN
WHEN I WAS 16.
- OH, YEAH, RIGHT.
- HE WAS 19.
- UH, 21.
- NO, HE WAS 19 WHEN HE HAD YOU.
- NO, YOU WERE 21, WEREN'T YOU?
- OH, I CAN'T REMEMBER
THAT FAR BACK.
- NO, YOU WERE 19.
HOW OLD ARE YOU NOW?
- OH, THAT'S...
[overlapping protests]
LET'S NOT GO INTO AGES.
- LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT AGE.
- I HIT IT OFF WITH SUE
PRETTY MUCH AS SOON AS WE MET.
WE WERE ACTRESSES.
WE HAD SOME SUCCESS.
AND SHE WAS ACTUALLY
IN A BOND MOVIE,
THE SPY WHO LOVED ME.
SO, WHEN THINGS GOT
A LITTLE BUMPY,
IT WAS DIFFICULT,
BUT THANKFULLY ALL'S WELL
THAT ENDS WELL,
AND WE'RE A GREAT FAMILY NOW.
- WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO PARIS?
- IN THREE DAYS.
- THREE DAYS.
- THREE WHOLE DAYS
WE'VE GOT TO PUT UP WITH YOU?
- I'M SO EXCITED TO GO TO PARIS.
I'M SO EXCITED TO WALK
ON THE STREET
AND JUST ABSORB ALL THE CULTURE.
I LOVE BEING IN EUROPE.
- WELCOME TO AIR TAHITI.
Both: HELLO. - HOW ARE YOU?
- WE'RE SO EXCITED YOU'LL BE
FLYING WITH US NONSTOP TODAY
FROM LOS ANGELES TO PARIS.
- YAY!
- AND WE ARE SO EXCITED
TO FLY WITH YOU.
- YOU SEE THE SEA HERE. COME ON.
QUICK DRINK
BEFORE WE HIT THE BEACH.
[all speaking French]
- GOOD DAY!
- GOOD DAY, HELEN.
HOW'S IT GOING?
- HOW'S IT GOING?
- VERY WELL, AND YOU?
- VERY WELL, THANK YOU.
- HELENE, LISA. AND MY FATHER.
- IT'S A PLEASURE.
- IT'S A PLEASURE.
IT'S SO HOT. - OH!
- AND THIS IS GIGGY.
- OH!
- CAN I HAVE SOMETHING
LIGHT, BUT NO ALCOHOL.
- WITHOUT ALCOHOL.
VIRGIN COCKTAIL.
- YES, YES. VERY LIGHT.
- NO ALCOHOL?
- YEAH, NO, SHUT UP, YOU.
[laughter]
- WE USED TO LIVE IN FRANCE,
AND WE USED TO SEE
WARREN AND SUE ALL THE TIME.
BUT WE'VE BEEN IN THE STATES NOW
FOR NINE YEARS.
CHEERS, GIGGY.
AND OUR VISITS
HAVEN'T BEEN VERY FREQUENT.
RYAN! both: RYAN!
- OH, RYAN.
- YOU'VE WOKEN UP?
- HEY, HEY.
- I NEEDED MY BEAUTY SLEEP.
HOW'S IT GOING? - GOOD.
- SORRY, SORRY.
- HE'S GETTING TALLER
EVERY TIME I SEE HIM.
- KEN'S GRANDSON RYAN,
HE'S ALMOST THE SAME AGE AS MAX.
SO THE FAMILIES HAVE REALLY
INTEGRATED VERY WELL TOGETHER.
- YOU ALL RIGHT?
- RYAN, YOU DIDN'T SAY HI
TO GIGGY.
YOU DIDN'T SAY HELLO. - HEY.
[laughter]
- SO SHOULD WE GO AND HAVE
A LOOK AT THE BEACH?
- LET'S GO FOR IT.
- WHY NOT?
CAN WE CANCEL THE PARIS PART
OF THE TRIP?
THANKS.
- I THINK YOU SHOULD STAY, YEAH.
- STAY HERE.
- YOU SHOULD BRING
ALL YOUR FRIENDS HERE.
- THAT'S WHAT I'D LIKE TO DO.
- YOU DON'T WANT THEM.
- NO, PROBABLY NOT.
- DO YOU, WARREN?
- I THINK THERE'S A BIT
TOO MUCH WEIGHT ON THAT ONE.
- YOU'RE SO HEAVY.
[laughter]
NO, NO, NO.
[overlapping chatter]
YOU'RE SO... YOU'RE SO FAT.
- BEFORE I GOT SOBER,
THE THOUGHT OF PACKING UP
AND GETTING ON A PLANE
WAS EXTREMELY DIFFICULT FOR ME.
IT'S A HUGE DIFFERENCE FOR ME
TO BE ABLE TO BE EXCITED
AND NOT FEEL LIKE, OH, I HAVE
TO GO BECAUSE IT'S MY SISTER
AND SHE INVITED ME.
- WE LIKE HEAVY BAGS.
- PLEASE TAKE OVER.
I'LL SHARE MY HUSBAND.
- HI, HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?
- VERY GOOD. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- THANK YOU.
- ARE YOU BOTH TAKING CARE
OF US?
- YES, BOTH OF US.
- SUPER.
- THANK YOU.
- DO YOU HAVE
THE OTHER TWO PASSPORTS?
- I DO.
- HE HAS TWO WIVES TODAY.
- I LIKE THAT.
- [chuckles] LUCKY MAN.
- I HAVE THE PASSPORT.
I HAVE A DRIVER'S LICENSE
AND A PASSPORT.
- YOU DID IT THIS YEAR.
- AND I'M HERE.
- IT'S AMAZING.
- IT'S A MIRACLE
YOU'RE EVEN AT THE AIRPORT.
- IT'S AMAZING.
- IT'S A LOT DIFFERENT THAN
THE LAST TRIP SHE INVITED ME ON.
I GOT A NEW DRIVER'S LICENSE,
A NEW PASSPORT, AND I'M READY.
- DON'T HAVE AN I.D.
TO GET ON THE PLANE?
- I HAVE A PASSPORT.
I'M JUST LOOKING FOR IT.
I'LL BE THERE IN A MINUTE.
- DID YOU BRING
YOUR PASSPORT TOO?
- WHAT DOES SHE MEAN,
SHE'LL BE THERE IN A MINUTE?
IF SHE'S LOOKING FOR IT...
both: SHE'S STILL AT HOME?
- PLANE TIME
IS GONNA BE AT 12:10.
AND WE'RE AT GATE 121.
- THANKS. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- HAVE A NICE FLIGHT.
- WHEN YOU WERE DRINKING,
WHAT TRICKS DID YOU HAVE
UP YOUR SLEEVE?
- UM, THERE WAS WINE
IN MY COFFEE CUP.
- AND YOU'D BLOW ON IT
AND PRETEND IT WAS HOT
TO MAKE ME THINK
IT WAS REALLY COFFEE?
- NO, I JUST KEPT IT OVER HERE.
I DIDN'T BLOW ON IT.
I DIDN'T GO THAT FAR, LIKE...
I DIDN'T DO THAT.
- YOU WOULDN'T GO THAT FAR?
- I THINK YOU KNEW.
- I KNOW EVERYTHING WITH YOU.
- YOU KNOW, THE THING IS,
I KNEW PRETTY MUCH
AS SOON AS I HAD ONE...
- I KNOW IF YOU'RE THINKING
ABOUT IT.
- I KNOW, 'CAUSE I FELT GUILTY
AS SOON AS I DID.
I WAS LIKE...
- I KNOW IF YOU'RE THINKING
ABOUT HAVING A DRINK,
I KNOW IF YOU HAD A DRINK,
I KNOW WHAT YOU DRANK.
IT FEELS LIKE SUCH A RELIEF
TO FINALLY BE ABLE TO HAVE
THESE OPEN CONVERSATIONS
WITH MY SISTER KIM
ABOUT HER DRINKING.
YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY I...
WHEN YOU WERE SOBER
AND THEN YOU WOULD
FALL OFF THE WAGON, AS THEY SAY,
WHY I DIDN'T ALWAYS
ACKNOWLEDGE IT?
- WHY?
- BECAUSE THEN ONCE WE ALL KNEW,
IT WAS JUST LIKE, BRING IT ON.
NOW BRING ME A DRINK.
- I WANT TO EXPLORE
MY FRIENDSHIP WITH MY SISTER.
WE'VE GOTTEN
THROUGH ME GETTING SOBER,
AND WE NEED TO BE SISTERS AGAIN.
- ARE YOU GUYS FIGHTING AGAIN?
Both: NOT YET.
- I WAS JUST GONNA SAY.
- IT'S A LONG FLIGHT.
- WE'RE GOOD RIGHT NOW.
HOLD ON. THIS IS ACTUALLY
AN UNKNOWN NUMBER.
HELLO?
- KYLE?
- MARISA?
- YEAH.
- ARE YOU OKAY?
- I'M OKAY.
- WHAT'S WRONG?
WHY AREN'T YOU HERE?
- DEAN AND I WERE ON OUR WAY
TO THE AIRPORT,
AND THE ABSOLUTE WORST
HAS HAPPENED.
- COMING UP...
- WHERE IS KIM?
- I DON'T KNOW.
I'M GONNA CALL RIGHT NOW.
- HERE WE GO AGAIN.
- WHY IS KIM NOT UP HERE?
- DEAN AND I WERE ON OUR WAY
TO THE AIRPORT...
- ARE YOU COME...
- NO, I'M NOT COMING
BECAUSE MY FATHER-IN-LAW
PASSED AWAY TODAY.
HE HAD, LIKE, I GUESS
A SMALL HEART ATTACK,
AND HE JUST PASSED AWAY
IN THE HOUSE.
- I'M SO SORRY.
WE'RE THINKING ABOUT YOU, OKAY?
- WE'RE THINKING ABOUT YOU.
LOTS OF STRENGTH.
BYE, SWEETHEART.
- BYE.
- BUH-BYE.
- BYE, HONEY. BYE.
- THANK YOU.
OKAY, BYE.
- IT REALLY JUST PUTS THINGS
INTO PERSPECTIVE.
WE'RE ALL WASTING
SO MUCH ENERGY FIGHTING.
LIFE IS SHORT.
YOU REALLY HAVE TO MAKE
EVERY DAY COUNT.
I'M GLAD... I'M GLAD IT HAPPENED
THIS MORNING
AND NOT WHEN SHE JUST LANDED...
- I KNOW,
NOT WHEN SHE WAS ON THE FLIGHT,
AND THEN SHE WOULD LAND
AND GET THE NEWS
WHEN SHE LANDED IN PARIS.
- THANK YOU.
OH, IT LOOKS SO BEAUTIFUL,
DOESN'T IT?
LOOK HOW PRETTY IT LOOKS.
- AMAZING, ISN'T IT?
- YOU THINK IT LOOKS BEAUTIFUL
NOW IN DAYLIGHT,
YOU WAIT TILL YOU SEE IT
WHEN THE DARKNESS COMES
AND THE CANDLES.
- TONIGHT'S OUR LAST NIGHT
IN SAINT-TROPEZ,
SO WE'RE GOING TO VILLA ROMANA
TO HAVE AN AMAZING DINNER.
- MAYBE SOME CHAMPAGNE TO START?
AS EVER?
- [speaking French] AS USUAL.
- IT REALLY IS SO PRETTY.
- UNBELIEVABLE.
IT'S EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL
NOW THAN EVER.
- DID YOU SAY I'M EVEN
MORE BEAUTIFUL NOW THAN EVER?
DID YOU JUST SAY THAT? - NO.
- THAT IS SO SWEET OF YOU,
WARREN.
- WE'RE STILL DOING
OUR HOUSEWARMING?
- YEAH.
- 'CAUSE WE CAN'T GO TO THAT,
'CAUSE WE'VE GOT RYAN...
ALL RYAN'S FRIENDS COMING OUT.
- OH, YEAH.
- WHAT, YOU DON'T TRUST 'EM
ON THEIR OWN?
- WE LIKE TO GO OUT WITH THEM.
- WE LOVE THEM.
WE HAVE FUN WITH THEM.
- I'VE OFTEN INTIMATED TO WARREN
THAT HE SHOULD COME
AND LIVE IN BEVERLY HILLS.
BUT HIS BUSINESS IS IN LONDON.
SO I DON'T THINK THERE'S
VERY MUCH HOPE OF THEM MOVING.
YEAH, WE DON'T SEE
THAT MUCH OF YOU.
WHY DON'T YOU COME TO L.A.
FOR A MONTH OR SOMETHING
AND STAY WITH US?
- IT'S GETTING
THE TIMING RIGHT FOR US,
BUT WE'D LOVE TO...
- YOU'RE ALWAYS ON HOLIDAY.
- NO, NO...
- I MEAN, TRYING TO FIT...
FIT US IN BETWEEN YOUR HOLIDAYS
OR YOUR WORK?
I WAS KIND OF LIKE A STEPMOTHER
BUT ALSO A FRIEND TO WARREN.
THERE WAS ONLY FIVE YEARS
BETWEEN US,
SO IT WAS A GREAT RELATIONSHIP.
EVERYTHING WENT REALLY WELL.
- 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW,
WE'RE LEAVING IN THE MORNING.
- NO, I KNOW.
- WE'RE LEAVING AT 11:00.
WE'VE GOT TO GO TO PARIS.
- THANK GOD.
IT'S BEEN EXHAUSTING.
- CAN'T BEAR ANOTHER DAY OF IT.
- I MADE IT MY BUSINESS
TO GET ON WITH WARREN.
I MARRIED KEN, I LOVED HIM,
AND I WANTED TO LOVE
AND EMBRACE HIS SON.
I MEAN, NOT LITERALLY.
I HAD FRIENDS FOR THAT.
- LOOK AT THOSE GUYS THERE.
THAT'S COOL.
ALL THE ARMY GUYS AGAIN.
- HELLO. HOW ARE YOU?
- FINE. AND YOU?
- OH, YOU GET OUT NOW.
Both: BONJOUR.
COMMENT ALLEZ-VOUS?
BIEN, BIEN.
- YAY, WE'RE FINALLY HERE.
- LOVE IT. IT'S SO CUTE.
- WOW, IT'S A REALLY BEAUTIFUL
PLACE, ISN'T IT?
- RIGHT.
- BONJOUR, MADAME.
- BONJOUR. GOOD MORNING.
[speaking French]
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
- VERY WELL.
WELCOME TO THE LUTETIA.
WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
- MY NAME IS YOLANDA FOSTER.
- SO THIS IS YOUR KEY.
616. YOU ARE ON THE SIXTH FLOOR.
- AW, LOOK AT THESE TWO.
- ALL RIGHT. THAT'S SWEET.
[laughter]
- OH, MY GOD. IT'S SO PRETTY.
HONEY, WE CAN SEE
THE EIFFEL TOWER
SO PERFECTLY FROM HERE.
OH, LOOK AT YOU
WITH THE CHAMPAGNE.
CAN YOU BELIEVE
WE'RE HERE IN PARIS?
- WE'RE GONNA HAVE
A LITTLE CHAMPAGNE TOAST.
MWAH.
- I'M SO EXCITED
TO BE HERE WITH MY HUSBAND.
[French accent]
I'M FEELING VERY ROMANTIC.
- BEING IN PARIS
WITHOUT DAVID IS HARD
BECAUSE
IT'S SUCH A ROMANTIC CITY,
AND WHO BETTER TO BE WITH
THAN YOUR MAN?
- WARREN DECIDED TO SURPRISE US
WITH A HELICOPTER.
- BYE.
- WHICH IS SO MUCH QUICKER.
- COME ON.
- FOUR HOURS IN A CAR
OR 20 MINUTES IN A HELICOPTER.
YOU KNOW, AND GIGGY
DOESN'T DO TRAFFIC.
- OH, COME IN.
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO POP A BOTTLE
FOR THE SECOND TIME TODAY.
- I KNOW.
YOU'RE GOOD AT THAT, HUH?
- OH, I'M GETTING BETTER.
DON'T WORRY.
- OH, MY GOD. LOOK AT THE VIEW.
- AMAZING.
I'M LOSING MY VOICE.
- I KNOW. ME TOO. I DON'T KNOW.
IT SOUNDS LIKE WE...
- NEED TO STOP MAKING OUT.
[laughter]
CHEERS. - CHEERS, GIRLFRIEND.
HERE WE ARE.
IN PARIS. - IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
- IT'S JUST INCREDIBLE.
- AND IT'S BASTILLE DAY,
SO WE'RE GONNA HAVE
AMAZING FIREWORKS.
- TIME FOR A NEW... NEW...
Both: NEW BEGINNINGS.
- NEW...
- AND HAPPY ENDINGS.
- ALWAYS.
YOU KNOW WHAT,
NOTHING CAN OVERPOWER
THE BEAUTY OF PARIS,
NOT A SICKNESS,
NOT A SORE THROAT,
NOTHING. - OH, MY GOODNESS.
- OOH.
- LOOK AT THIS.
- WOW, WHAT A GREAT VIEW.
- ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ME?
- NO.
- OH, MY GOD. LOOK AT THIS VIEW.
- GORGEOUS. HELLO.
- HI, GIRLS.
- HI.
- HI. OH, OH.
- OH, WHAT SIDE?
- OH, MY GOD, THAT'S SO PRETTY.
- ISN'T IT GORGEOUS?
- GORGEOUS.
- OH, MY GOD.
LOOK... WHY IS GIGGY HERE
BY HIMSELF?
- OH, MY GOSH. GIGGY'S HERE.
- HELLO. [laughter]
GIG. - I THOUGHT GIGGY WAS HERE
BY HIMSELF.
- HE WANTED TO GET HERE EARLY.
HELLO.
- MWAH. HI.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- GIGGY WANTED TO SEE ME.
THAT'S WHY.
HELLO. - GOOD BOY.
- WHY IS KIM NOT UP HERE?
- WHERE IS KIM?
- I DON'T KNOW.
I'M GONNA CALL HER RIGHT NOW.
- SHE'S GONNA MISS
THE FIREWORKS.
- WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST THING
SHE MISSES.
- MAYBE SHE GOT TIRED.
- SHE SAID HER THROAT HURT.
HER STOMACH HURT.
- WELL, I THINK
EVERYBODY'S JUST JET-LAGGED.
- HI. WHERE ARE YOU?
OH, OKAY, PERFECT.
HURRY UP. LOVE YOU.
- SIS COMING?
- SHE'S ON HER WAY, YEAH.
- SO'S CHRISTMAS.
HURRY UP. TELL HER.
HERE WE GO AGAIN.
HERE WE GO AGAIN.
- LISTEN, SHE'S ALWAYS LATE.
WHAT CAN WE SAY?
WE ALREADY KNOW THAT.
COMING UP...
IS EVERYTHING OKAY? - YEAH.
[giggles]
- ANYTIME THEY'RE ON A BALCONY.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- LEAVE HER ALONE.
- I CAN'T STOP IT,
'CAUSE SHE'S TALLER THAN ME
AND SHE PUTS...
KEEPS PUTTING HER ARMS
AROUND ME.
- LEAVE... JUST COME OVER HERE.
- I'M IN PARIS.
IT'S A CITY OF ROMANCE.
KEN MIGHT FINALLY GIVE INTO ME,
AND WE COULD HAVE
A NIGHT OF PASSION TOGETHER.
- BRANDI, STOP IT.
- [speaking French] DO YOU
WANT TO SLEEP WITH ME TONIGHT?
I DON'T KNOW. - KEN, YOU GOT IT.
YOU GOT YOUR WIFE
AND BRANDI TONIGHT.
GEE.
- I'M LUCKY IF I GET MY WIFE,
LET ALONE MY WIFE AND BRANDI.
[laughter]
- WE ARE IN FRANCE, SO...
- YOU WOULD DO THAT?
WHEN YOU WERE MARRIED,
DID YOU DO THAT?
NEVER HAPPEN WITH ME.
I COULD NEVER DO THAT.
- AFTER, LIKE, A GAZILLION YEARS
OF MARRIAGE
AND YOU WANT TO KEEP
YOUR MAN HAPPY,
IF YOU BRING IN A GIRL
AND THERE'S RULES
ABOUT PENETRATION...
- OH, WHAT'S THE RULES?
TELL ME.
- THAT THERE'S NO PENETRATION.
- I DIDN'T GET A HANDBOOK.
I'M NOT SHARING MY HUSBAND
WITH ANYBODY,
AND I DON'T WANT TO BE SHARED.
THANKS A LOT. NO. UH-UH.
I'LL STICK
WITH THE MENAGE A DEUX.
- SO WHERE'S MARISA?
- YOU DIDN'T HEAR?
- HEAR WHAT?
- I DON'T WANT TO SAY IT NOW,
BECAUSE I DON'T WANT
TO RUIN EVERYBODY'S MOOD, BUT...
- OH, MY GOD, I'M SCARED.
- THEY WERE ON THEIR WAY
TO THE AIRPORT...
- RIGHT.
- AND THEY GOT A CALL
THAT DEAN'S FATHER COLLAPSED,
SO THEY TURNED AROUND
AND WENT TO THE HOUSE...
- IS HE OKAY?
- HE DIED.
- NO.
- I KNOW.
- HE DIED?
- HE DIED.
HE DIED. - HE MUST BE A MESS.
HE'S VERY CLOSE TO HIS FATHER.
- WELL, FIRST OF ALL,
HIS DAD WAS HIS BEST FRIEND.
- KYLE'S TELLING LISA
WHAT HAPPENED.
- OH, MY GOD.
- DEAN WAS CLOSE WITH HIS DAD.
I JUST KEEP THINKING
ABOUT HOW...
TERRIBLE HE MUST BE FEELING.
- OH, HERE COMES SOME...
[indistinct].
All: HI.
- YOU LOOK PRETTY, HONEY.
- WELCOME TO PARIS.
- THANK YOU.
- HI, KIM.
- YOU LOOK SO SEXY.
- KIM, THEY'RE LOOKING
FOR TAKERS FOR A THREESOME.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO... [laughs]
- WOULD YOU LIKE TO PARTICIPATE?
- JUST JOKING.
- WHO'S ASKING?
- FAMILY IS OUT.
- FAMILY'S OUT,
SO YOU GOTTA GO ON.
- UM, LET ME PICK.
NO.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?
- LET ME LOOK.
YOUR LITTLE NOSE IN PARIS.
I LOVE THAT.
- WE JUST ARRIVED IN PARIS,
AND I AM EXHAUSTED.
I GUESS
I WAS THE LAST ONE UPSTAIRS.
OOPS.
GREAT.
- WHY ARE YOU MAKING THAT FACE?
WHAT WAS THAT? - WHAT? NOTHING.
- NO, YOU WENT... [gasps]
- 'CAUSE I FELT LIKE...
- TO THROW UP?
IS EVERYTHING OKAY? - YEAH.
[giggles]
- WHAT TIME'D YOU GET HERE, KIM?
- I GOT HERE...
LAST NIGHT.
NO. WE CAME THIS AFTERNOON.
- THIS AFTERNOON.
- I'VE BEEN HERE FOR DAYS, LISA.
WOW, OOH. I FEEL LIKE MARILYN.
- I'M WORRIED
ABOUT KIM'S BEHAVIOR.
SHE SEEMS TO NOT BE THAT LUCID.
- WHOA, SCARY.
- THE KIM I'M SEEING TONIGHT
IS NOT THE KIM I'VE BEEN SEEING
FOR THE LAST FEW MONTHS.
[gasps and exclamations]
- OH, MY GOD.
- [speaking French]
THE FIREWORKS... INCREDIBLE!
THE FIREWORKS ARE AMAZING.
- VOOM, VOOM, SHEBANG.
- THAT IS SO COOL.
HOW DO THEY DO THAT?
- BUTTERFLY... OH, HEARTS.
- OH.
- IT LOOKS SO PRETTY, YOU GUYS,
LIKE RAINING DIAMONDS.
- OH, LOOK AT THAT.
[exclamations and applause]
- THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.
LOOK AT THAT.
- WE'RE SO EASY TO PLEASE.
- WHOO!
- BEAUTIFUL.
- WHOO!
- WELCOME TO PARIS.
- CAN YOU SPEAK UP A LITTLE?
- NEXT TIME ON THE REAL
HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...
- I DON'T WANT THIS TO BE
LIKE HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF.
- IT DOES REMIND US OF HAWAII.
- [sobs]
- READY TO DO THIS?
- LET'S GO.
[laughter]
- NO! NO! [coughing]
- THESE FURRY QUACK-QUACKS...
IT WAS JUST TOO MUCH.
- DON'T GO IN THERE NOW.
- DON'T GO IN THERE.
[bang] OH, THAT'S ONE.
- OH, MY.
- YOU'RE JUST SO DIFFERENT
TOWARDS ME,
AND YOU ACT DISTANT AND ODD.
ATIVE.
YOU HOLD A GRUDGE.
- THAT'S WHAT I FEEL.