The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (2010–…): Season 3, Episode 10 - Home Is Where the Art Is - full transcript
Adrienne and Paul visit Kyle and Mauricio to discuss Brandi's actions; Yolanda crosses paths with her ex-husband Mohamed as she decorates a mansion for him, and Kim has a psychic point out the ghosts inhabiting her house. At an art gallery opening (where Kim and Kyle's niece Paris Hilton is a guest), Brandi invites the ladies to Las Vegas.
- PREVIOUSLY ON THE REAL
HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...
- YOU MADE THESE COMMENTS
IN FRONT OF PEOPLE,
WHICH ARE COMPLETELY DEFAMATORY.
- WHAT BRANDI IS SAYING
IS CHARACTER ASSASSINATION.
OH, BOY,
SHE'S GOING TO GET SLAPPED
WITH A FAT, OLD LAWSUIT.
- I HAD TO GET A LAWYER TODAY.
- COME HERE.
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
- ADRIENNE AND PAUL
ARE SUING ME.
- JUST DON'T THROW THINGS OUT
ABOUT PEOPLE.
- DUDE.
- SHE SAID SOMETHING.
SHE'S ADMITTING SHE'S WRONG
TO EVERYBODY
EXCEPT FOR ADRIENNE.
WHY DID SHE SAY IT?
- I DON'T KNOW.
- TO CREATE [bleep].
- TO BE NICE.
- DID YOU SAY IT TO BE NICE?
- YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE [bleep]
TALKING ABOUT.
[upbeat music]
- LIFE ISN'T ALL DIAMONDS
AND ROSE,
BUT IT SHOULD BE.
- MONEY DOESN'T GIVE YOU CLASS.
IT JUST GIVES YOU MONEY.
- KNOW YOUR FRIENDS.
SHOW YOUR ENEMIES THE DOOR.
- I FOUGHT TOO HARD
FOR THIS ZIP CODE
TO GO HOME NOW.
- I LIKE TO HAVE FUN,
BUT I DON'T PLAY GAMES.
- LIFE IS A JOURNEY,
AND I'M FINDING MYSELF
EVERY DAY.
- I'M BORN AND RAISED
IN BEVERLY HILLS.
THIS IS MY TOWN.
- BOTTOM LINE IS,
I COULD TELL YOU RIGHT NOW,
I'VE NEVER BEEN SUED IN MY LIFE,
AND I'VE ACTUALLY,
THE THREE OR FOUR TIMES
I'VE EVER BEEN SUED,
I PICK UP THE PHONE,
I CALL UP THE OTHER PERSON,
AND IT ENDS.
NO, NO, IT ENDS.
IT ENDS RIGHT THERE.
IT'S DONE.
I'VE NEVER... IT'S...
IT'S NEVER GONE PAST A LETTER.
OKAY? THAT'S IT.
YOU FINISH IT. END OF STORY.
YOU DON'T HIRE THIS,
AND YOU... YOU CALL UP,
AND YOU FINISH IT.
- TO BE NICE.
- DID YOU SAY IT TO BE NICE?
- NO, I SAID IT BECAUSE...
I WILL TELL YOU...
- SHE JUST SAID IT.
- BECAUSE I...
- SHE SAID SHE WAS WRONG.
- KYLE ASKED ME A QUESTION.
- 'CAUSE IT WAS A MISTAKE.
- AND I'M HONEST.
- 'CAUSE IT WAS A MISTAKE.
- AND I ANSWER THINGS...
- PICK UP THE PHONE
AND CALL HER.
- I CALLED HER TWO TIMES.
- YOU HAVE?
- AND I GOT A LAWYER'S LETTER.
- YOU JUST ADMITTED...
TWO SECONDS AGO,
YOU JUST SAID YOU DIDN'T.
- YOU JUST SAID YOU DIDN'T.
- DID SHE NOT SAY SHE DIDN'T?
- WHY CAN'T SHE
PICK UP THE PHONE?
- I'LL TELL YOU WHY.
BECAUSE YOU'RE THE ONE
THAT STARTED IT ALL.
- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
LET ME [bleep] TALK.
I DID SAY THAT. I DID SAY IT.
- AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
- AND WAS I PISSED?
MOTHER[bleep], YES,
I WAS PISSED.
SO GO [bleep] YOURSELF.
IT'S ABOUT MY KIDS,
AND IT'S ABOUT MY LIFE.
- RIGHT, AND YOU'RE...
- SERIOUSLY.
- AND YOU DESERVE ALL OF THAT.
- SHUT THE [bleep] UP.
- WHAT BRANDI IS SAYING
DOESN'T SHOCK ME.
I MEAN, YOU CANNOT
CONTROL THIS GIRL'S MOUTH.
- YOU DON'T DESERVE THAT.
- I WANT YOU TO STOP THIS.
- OKAY, FINE.
- CAN YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
- YEAH.
- STOP IT.
- FINE.
- FOR SOMEBODY ELSE TO FIGHT
SOMEBODY ELSE'S BATTLE
ALWAYS IRRITATES ME,
SO I'M ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE,
IF YOU HAVE A FIGHT
WITH SOMEBODY,
IT'S BETWEEN THOSE PEOPLE,
AND EVERYONE ELSE
SHOULD KIND OF BACK OFF.
- BRANDI, LISTEN.
I DON'T AGREE
WITH WHAT HAPPENED,
BUT I DON'T WANT YOU
TO FEEL UNDER ATTACK TONIGHT.
I REALLY DON'T.
THIS IS EXACTLY
WHAT I DIDN'T WANT TO HAPPEN.
MY HUSBAND HAS VERY STRONG
OPINIONS ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED.
HE'S CLOSE
WITH PAUL AND ADRIENNE.
SO I APOLOGIZE.
- SO MAYBE MAURICIO
SHOULD GET TO KNOW MY KIDS.
LET ME... LET ME TELL YOU.
MASON JUST TURNED NINE,
AND JAKE JUST TURNED
[bleep] FIVE,
AND I NEED TO TAKE CARE OF THEM.
ME, MYSELF, AND I. YOU GOT IT?
- 100%.
- AND SHE HAS
A BILLION [bleep] DOLLARS.
SORRY.
AND NOW SHE'S SUING ME.
PERFECT. NO, IT'S GOOD.
- FIRST, IT'S PAUL AND BRANDI,
AND NOW IT'S MAURICIO
AND BRANDI.
WHETHER IT'S BRANDI'S FAULT
OR NOT,
SHE IS NOW BEING
PUSHED TO HER LIMIT.
- AND I BELIEVE YOUR KIDS
DESERVE EVERYTHING.
I REALLY DO, BRANDI.
I MEAN, KYLE KNOWS THAT.
I'VE SAID...
AND LISA KNOWS THAT, AND KEN...
- YOU HAVE A TOTAL DIFFERENCE
OF OPINION TONIGHT.
EVEN YOU SAYING THAT THE FACT
THAT SHE CAN ACCUSE ME
OF SOMETHING,
YOU SAY IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
- I'M SAYING IT'S NOT
COMPARED TO ABOUT THE KIDS.
- MAURICE IS THE TYPE THAT LETS
THINGS ROLL OFF HIS SHOULDERS...
- I DIDN'T SAY IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
- THAT'S WHY.
- YOU NEVER LISTEN.
- YEAH, DON'T WORRY.
- YOU JUST TALK
ON YOUR OWN THING.
LISTEN TO HER.
- YOU CAN'T INSULT PEOPLE
AND ATTACK PEOPLE
AND ACCUSE PEOPLE.
- MAY I ANSWER TO WHAT YOU SAID?
- THAT'S WHAT HE'S SAYING.
THAT'S WHAT HE'S SAYING.
- SHE SPOKE THE TRUTH
AS SHE KNEW IT.
SHE WASN'T ATTACKING...
- CAN I GET A WORD IN EDGEWISE?
- OKAY.
- YOU HAVE PAUL AND ADRIENNE,
WITH THE MIGHT OF
THE MALOOF FAMILY BEHIND THEM,
ALL OF THEIR LAWYERS
AND WHATEVER,
THREATENING THIS SINGLE MOTHER.
I THINK IT'S WRONG.
YOU'VE GOT TO REALIZE, MAURICIO,
THAT SHE SAID IT... JUST SAID IT.
MAYBE MALICIOUSLY, MAYBE NOT.
- I THOUGHT
SHE SAID IT MALICIOUSLY.
- WELL, KEN, I THINK
THAT IF IT WAS ABOUT LISA,
YOU WOULD'VE FELT DIFFERENTLY.
- I FEEL SHE SAID IT
MALICIOUSLY,
AND THAT'S WHAT I
HAVE A PROBLEM WITH.
- YEAH, BUT WE LIVE
A VERY HONEST LIFE.
- IF IT WASN'T MALICIOUSLY...
- IT DOESN'T MATTER.
IF IT WASN'T ABOUT YOU,
IT DOESN'T MATTER.
YOU AND I ARE NEVER GOING
TO AGREE ABOUT THIS.
- I'M GOING TO THE RESTROOM.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
- SHE NEEDS HELP.
- MM-HMM.
WHY IS SHE GO... BRANDI.
- YOU KNOW WHAT, I'VE BEEN
A SINGLE MOM A LONG TIME,
AND YOU JUST LEARN NOT
TO SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE.
YOU JEOPARDIZE YOUR JOBS
AND SITUATIONS.
- END OF STORY.
- I'M NOT MAKING ANY MORE EFFORT
TO TRY TO GET ANYBODY TOGETHER
OR TRY TO MAKE PEACE
WITH ANYBODY.
EVERYBODY CAN [bleep] OFF.
- I'VE [bleep] HAD IT.
I'VE BEEN THROUGH MORE THAN
ANYBODY SITTING HERE TIMES TEN.
- TAYLOR,
YOU'RE TALKING SUCH NONSENSE.
IT SEEMS LIKE,
WHENEVER THERE'S A CONVERSATION,
TAYLOR TAKES THE CONVERSATION
AND SPINS IT,
SO SHE ENDS UP
TALKING ABOUT HERSELF.
- I DON'T WANT
TO HEAR YOLANDA'S OPINION
WHEN SHE'S SITTING
IN A MULTIMILLION-DOLLAR HOUSE
IN MALIBU,
ABOUT HOW I SHOULD FEEL.
I'VE ALWAYS SUPPORTED YOU,
SO DON'T RIGHT NOW.
- WHY ARE YOU SO AGGRESSIVE?
- FIND DAVID HANGING
AND THEN BE BANKRUPT
AND HAVE A $1.5-MILLION LAWSUIT
AND PUBLIC COMPANY SUING YOU
AND NOT HAVE BEEN
A SUPERMODEL IN YOUR LIFE.
THEN LET ME KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.
- YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH A LOT.
- BECAUSE IT'S A VERY DIFFERENT
SITUATION ON MY END,
AND I DON'T APPRECIATE THAT.
SHE'S NOT...
- WELL, MAYBE IT'S NOT ALL ROSY
IN HER LIFE, EITHER.
- AND I THINK WE KNOW
A LITTLE BIT MORE
ABOUT HER HUSBAND
THAN SHE KNOWS WE KNOW.
I MEAN, HE WAS MARRIED
TO ONE OF OUR VERY GOOD FRIENDS
FOR 20 YEARS.
WASN'T ALL KISSES
AND ROSES THEN, WAS IT?
- IT'S JUST SO TAYLOR TO GO,
"OKAY, IT'S ALL ABOUT ME AGAIN."
OKAY, NO, TAYLOR. LET'S MOVE ON.
WE DON'T WANT TO HEAR
ABOUT YOUR STORY AGAIN.
- B, ARE YOU OKAY?
- YEAH. NO, I'M FINE.
- I REALLY JUST WANT
TO RUN AWAY FROM...
I CAN'T... I CAN'T FIGHT
WITH EVERYONE HERE AGAIN.
THE ONLY PERSON I SHOULD BE
SPEAKING TO IS ADRIENNE.
AND I'M SPEAKING TO HER LAWYER
THROUGH MY LAWYER.
- IT'S OKAY. DON'T GET UPSET.
- NO, I'M NOT.
I STARTED TO GET REALLY UPSET
BECAUSE MAURICIO... MAURICIO...
- I KNOW, YOU LOST IT AGAIN.
- MAURICIO WAS AFTER ME.
- WHY JUST HAVE WORDS
WITH HIM THERE? I KNOW.
- THE GUYS
SHOULD STAY OUT OF IT.
IT'S BETWEEN YOU AND ADRIENNE.
- IT'S VERY STRESSFUL.
- IT IS SO STRESSFUL.
AND I COULD SEE YOU
GETTING STRESSED.
IT'S, LIKE, TAKE A DEEP BREATH.
- WHEN I GET ATTACKED,
I JUST... I GO CRAZY.
- WHOA, YOU DON'T NEED
TO GO CRAZY.
YOU NEED TO THINK
ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
- TAKE A DEEP BREATH.
- I LOVE BRANDI, BUT SHE NEEDS
TO KEEP IT TOGETHER.
BRANDI KIND OF LOSES IT.
AND THEN SHE DOESN'T REALLY
GET HER POINT ACROSS.
- SHE HAS A SIDE TO HER
THAT'S VERY SWEET,
BUT I ALSO SEE SHE HAS A VERY...
IT'S NOT, YOU KNOW,
"OH, I JUST SAY STUPID THINGS."
THIS IS A SIDE
THAT COMES OUT OF HER
THAT IS NOT RIGHT.
- KIM, THIS IS THE FIRST TIME
I HAVE AGREED
WITH YOU IN TEN YEARS.
- WELL...
- [laughs]
- GOOD FOR YOU, MAURICE.
- ON MULTIPLE THINGS.
- THEY'RE JUST NOT...
THEY'RE JUST... THANK YOU.
- THIS IS AN UNBELIEVABLE NIGHT
FOR YOU TONIGHT.
- WELL, ALL RIGHT, MAURICE.
TO WATER. - TO WATER.
- YES.
- WELL, AT LEAST SOMEONE'S
AGREEING ABOUT SOMETHING.
- I GOTTA GO.
- BRANDI.
- YES?
- DO YOU UNDERSTAND
THAT I HAVE NOTHING PERSONAL
AGAINST YOU, RIGHT?
IT'S NOT A PERSONAL ISSUE.
I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT.
- IT FEELS PERSONAL.
- I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW
IT'S NOT.
IT'S A MATTER
OF WHAT I PERSONALLY FEEL
IS A PRINCIPLE.
IT HAS ZERO PERSONAL.
THERE'S NOTHING PERSONAL.
I CARE ABOUT YOU,
I CARE ABOUT YOUR KIDS.
I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT.
- RIGHT, AND I UNDERSTAND,
AND I RESPECT
EVERYONE TO HAVE THEIR OPINION.
I CAN SAY I DID WRONG
TIME AND TIME AND TIME AGAIN.
BUT, LIKE, TO COME AFTER ME
FOR SOMETHING
IN A GROUP OF PEOPLE
WHERE YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S SHE'S DONE TO ME...
- I DON'T.
- IT WAS A LITTLE AGGRESSIVE.
- I DON'T KNOW.
- THAT'S ALL.
- I'M ONLY TALKING
ABOUT WHAT I DO KNOW ABOUT.
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I DON'T KNOW ABOUT.
AND THAT'S THE TRUTH.
- BUT MAYBE... YOU HAVE TO MAYBE
GET THE FULL STORY...
- TYPICAL MAN.
- BEFORE YOU ATTACK SOMEBODY
AT A DINNER PARTY.
- TYPICAL MAN.
- [laughs]
- TYPICAL MAN.
- MEN ARE FROM MARS,
WOMEN ARE FROM VENUS,
OR WHATEVER THAT THEY SAY.
- KEN, MY HUSBAND
IS ANYTHING BUT A TYPICAL MAN.
- THANK YOU.
- ANYWAY, I JUST WANTED
TO SAY THAT.
- THANK YOU.
- BYE, GORGEOUS.
- ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA GO. BYE.
- I'D NEVER GO
AGAINST MAURICIO NORMALLY.
BUT I HAD TO DO IT TONIGHT.
- WELL,
EVEN WHEN HE SAID TO ME...
HE SAID, "OH, THAT'S NONSENSE."
SOME OF IT IS NONSENSE TO YOU,
BUT IT'S NOT TO ME.
IF SOMEBODY WAS ATTACKING
YOUR INTEGRITY,
YOU'D FEEL THE SAME WAY.
- ABSOLUTELY.
- OF COURSE YOU WOULD.
IT'S FUNNY HOW THINGS CHANGE
SO QUICKLY, ISN'T IT?
- YEAH.
- I HATE THE FACT
THAT KYLE AND MAURICIO
AND KEN AND I ARE
AT ODDS WITH THIS MATTER,
BUT IT IS WHAT IT IS.
I CAN'T CHANGE IT.
- WHAT A NIGHTMARE.
- SHALL WE...
- CAN WE STOP OFF
AT THE POLO LOUNGE
AND HAVE A DRINK?
- LET'S GO TO THE POLO LOUNGE
FOR A DRINK. - A CUP OF TEA OR...
- AND MAYBE...
- I HAVEN'T ACTUALLY
GOT TO WORK TOMORROW.
- YOU HAVEN'T? OH, MY GOD.
THIS IS MY LUCKY NIGHT.
- SO YOU CAN SPEND THE WHOLE DAY
PUSHING ME ON MY SWING.
- UM, I WAS THINKING
OF OTHER THINGS.
- EASY.
- COMING UP...
- THIS WAS PROBABLY
A LITTLE BIT OF A PORTAL
THAT YOU HAVE HERE.
IT'S, LIKE, A DOOR
TO THE OTHER DIMENSION.
- THERE'S SOMEBODY HERE
THAT WE CAN'T SEE.
- THIS IS KIND OF BROKEN.
- WELL, HONEY,
THINGS THAT ARE BROKEN
IS YOUR JOB.
I DO NOT REPAIR THINGS.
I DO EVERYTHING ELSE
IN THIS HOUSE.
YOU REPAIR.
ENTIENDO, MI AMOR?
- ENTIENDO.
HONEY. - YES, MY LOVE?
- I HOPE THEY GET HERE SOON.
I'M EXCITED TO SEE THEM.
I HAVEN'T SEEN THEM FOREVER.
- I LIKE TO HAVE THIS ON
'CAUSE IT LOOKS PRETTY.
- COME ON, LET'S GO.
COME ON, COME ON.
- I KNOW, I KNOW.
YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M IN HEELS.
PLEASE DON'T PUSH.
- I CAN WALK ON THIS IN HEELS.
[doorbell rings]
- OOPS. both: THEY'RE HERE.
- OKAY.
- HI.
- HELLO.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- HELLO.
- SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?
IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU GUYS.
- WE MISS YOU.
- I MISSED YOU GUYS SO MUCH.
I WAS JUST TELLING KYLE
HOW MUCH I MISSED YOU GUYS.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- HOW MUCH I MISSED YOU.
- WELL, YEAH.
WE WERE IN NEW YORK.
- YOU GOOD?
- WE WERE IN NEW YORK
FOR A WHILE.
- I KNOW.
- PAUL AND I NEEDED A BREAK
FROM BRANDI'S TOXICITY.
WE WANTED TO GET SOME FRESH AIR
AND TRY TO GET AWAY
FROM ALL THE NEGATIVE ENERGY.
- HI.
- YOU GUYS,
THERE'S A LITTLE SOMETHING...
- OH, MY GOSH.
- JUST A LITTLE NIBBLE FOR US.
- SHOULD WE DRINK IT,
OR SHOULD WE WAIT TILL...
- OF COURSE.
- I DON'T KNOW.
- WHATEVER HAS TO BE DONE.
- [clears throat]
ISN'T THAT NICE?
- IT'S A SINGLE MALT.
- IS FRUIT FIRST
OR FRUIT DESSERT?
- WELL, THERE'S EVERYTHING.
- THE SALAD.
- IT DOESN'T MATTER.
- WHATEVER, WHO CARES.
- I DON'T WANT ANY.
I DON'T WANT IT.
- YOU DON'T WANT IT?
- [laughs]
YOU'D LIKE SOME FRUIT FIRST?
- WELL, YOU...
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
SO WHAT? - WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
WHAT ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF?
- SO I LIKE FRUIT FIRST.
- I DON'T KNOW.
HE'S LAUGHING AT OUR... AT OUR...
- HE CAN'T MISS THE OPPORTUNITY
FOR THAT...
- TO TAKE A JAB.
- SMALL LITTLE DIG.
CHEERS.
- WE MISSED YOU GUYS.
- I HOPE YOUR TRIP
WAS A SUCCESS.
- YEAH, WE HAD...
WE HAD A GOOD TRIP.
- IT'S WHY WE'VE BEEN MISSING
YOU GUYS FOR A WHILE.
BEEN A LITTLE M.I.A.
- I KNOW.
- UNDERSTANDABLY SO.
- I KNOW LAST TIME WE SAW YOU
WASN'T EXACTLY PLEASANT.
- NO. [sighs]
YOU ARE LYING!
THAT'S A LIE.
- I AM NOT LYING, BITCH.
- ARE YOU CALLING MY WIFE
A BITCH?
- [bleep] YOU.
- YOU'RE A PIECE OF [bleep].
- I FELT BAD
BECAUSE IT WAS OUR EVENT,
AND, YOU KNOW.
- IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU.
IT HAD TO DO
WITH THE CIRCUMSTANCE,
AND UNFORTUNATELY,
IT JUST, WITH BRANDI,
I THINK IT WENT
A LITTLE TOO FAR.
- WAY TOO FAR.
- AND WHATEVER PERSONAL ISSUES
SHE HAS WITH ME
OR WITH PAUL, WITH US TOGETHER,
SHOULDN'T REALLY INCLUDE PEOPLE
THAT I LOVE.
AND SHE WAS,
YOU KNOW, OUT OF LINE.
- I FEEL BAD THAT THIS HAPPENED
AT MAURICIO'S EVENT
BECAUSE I LOST IT.
YOU KNOW, IF SOMEONE, YOU KNOW,
HAD AN ISSUE WITH YOU,
YOU'RE GONNA REACT THE SAME WAY.
- OF COURSE.
- I KNOW YOU'D SUPPORT US
FOR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
- WE HAVE HAD YOUR BACK,
JUST SO YOU KNOW THAT.
- YEAH. NO, NO, NO.
- WELL, I CAN TELL YOU,
LIKE, I FLAT-OUT TOLD HER
THAT SHE WAS COMPLETELY
OUT OF LINE.
SHE GOT VERY UPSET WITH ME.
SHE TOLD ME TO [bleep] OFF,
MOTHER[bleep],
IS WHAT I GOT.
- BUT DO YOU KNOW
WHAT THE WEIRD THING IS?
IF ANYBODY ELSE HAD SAID THAT
TO MY HUSBAND,
I THINK I WOULD HAVE
FLOWN ACROSS THE ROOM.
YOU DIDN'T EVEN BLINK.
- I DIDN'T EVEN FLINCH.
- I FEEL SORT OF STUCK
IN THE MIDDLE
WITH BEING FRIENDLY WITH BOTH
ADRIENNE AND BRANDI.
I DEFINITELY FEEL LIKE
IT'S A BALANCING ACT
WHEN YOU HAVE FRIENDS
THAT ARE ARGUING.
- YOU GUYS ARE GOOD FRIENDS.
YOU SUPPORT US,
YOU HAVE SUPPORTED US,
THAT'S ALL THAT COUNTS.
YOU KNOW, WE DON'T REALLY NEED
TO HEAR AN APOLOGY.
- TO BE HONEST WITH YOU...
- WE NEED TO MOVE ON
AND TAKE CARE OF OUR STUFF.
- THIS IS A LOT OF TIME
THAT'S NOT NECESSARY.
I'D RATHER MOVE ON.
IF SHE HAS AN ISSUE WITH ME,
THEN CONFRONT ME...
CONFRONT ME FACE-TO-FACE.
AND I WOULD APPRECIATE HER
DOING THAT ACTUALLY.
- HEY, GUYS.
CAN TWO GUYS GIVE ME A HAND,
PLEASE?
THE FLOWERS ARE HERE.
THANK YOU, SIR.
OH, MY GOD, THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL.
ALL RIGHT.
SO, GUYS,
LET'S TAKE ALL OF THEM.
AND LET'S PUT THEM
ALL ON THE BAR
IN THE ROOM THERE, YEAH?
YEAH, I CAN TAKE ONE TOO.
CAN I HAVE ONE?
- I USED TO BE MARRIED
TO MOHAMED,
AND OCCASIONALLY
I HELP HIM FINALIZE
THE INTERIORS OF THE MANSIONS
THAT HE'S BUILDING.
WHEN I WAS MARRIED TO MOHAMED,
I WOULD DECORATE EVERY PROJECT
THAT HE WAS BUILDING.
WE WERE ACTUALLY A GREAT TEAM,
WORK-WISE.
AND OCCASIONALLY,
MOHAMED WILL CALL ME
AND SAY, "OH, I NEED HELP.
COME AND LOOK AND GIVE ME...
YOU KNOW, GIVE ME SOME IDEAS
TO DECORATE THIS
OR HOW TO DO THAT."
WE MIGHT NOT BE MARRIED ANYMORE,
BUT HE'S STILL SMART ENOUGH
TO LISTEN TO ME.
LET'S JUST PUT THEM ALL
ON THE BAR HERE.
RIGHT HERE.
LET'S LINE 'EM UP HERE.
ALL RIGHT, OKAY,
LET'S GET THE GUYS...
I WANT TO TRY
TO FINISH THIS ROOM, OKAY?
WE DON'T HAVE TOO MUCH TIME.
WHEN I STOPPED MODELING,
I STARTED TAGGING ALONG
WITH MOHAMED.
AND HE WAS ALREADY,
AT THAT TIME, YOU KNOW,
THE LARGEST DEVELOPER
OF THE RITZ-CARLTON HOTELS.
SO I JUST START
TAGGING ALONG WITH HIM.
THAT'S KIND OF HOW I GOT INTO,
YOU KNOW, DECORATING.
ALL RIGHT, GUYS,
LET'S CENTER THIS.
OH, MY GOD, THAT'S HEAVY, NO?
- YEAH. A LITTLE HEAVY.
- COME TO ME A LITTLE BIT.
- [speaking Spanish]
- BACKWARDS.
- YOU GOTTA LEARN ENGLISH.
- YEAH, I KNOW.
- YOU KNOW? YOU'RE IN AMERICA.
THEY SPEAK ENGLISH HERE.
YOU KNOW,
WHEN I COME TO AMERICA,
I DON'T SPEAK NO ENGLISH.
AND ALL I KNOW HOW TO SAY
WAS "PLEASE," "THANK YOU,"
"YES," "NO."
BUT EVERY NIGHT,
BEFORE I GO TO SLEEP, I STUDY.
- YES.
- OKAY? SO YOU DO THE SAME.
OKAY.
WHEN IT COMES TO DAVID
AND MOHAMED,
IT'S JUST IMPORTANT
FOR OUR CHILDREN
THAT WE ALL GET ALONG
AND THAT WE ALL ARE RESPECTFUL.
BETWEEN US ALL,
WE HAVE 12 KIDS AND STEP-KIDS.
AND IT'S A BIG, BLENDED FAMILY,
BUT WE LOVE IT.
YEAH. OKAY.
YEAH.
IT'S A LITTLE BIG FOR HERE,
BUT I THINK MAYBE ONCE WE
LET IT BREATHE A LITTLE...
BUT IT'S FINE TO SHOW IT.
IT'S OKAY.
THIS HOUSE IS SO IMPRESSIVE.
IT'S SO INCREDIBLE.
AND SINCE
I JUST FINISHED DECORATING,
I'D LOVE TO INVITE THE GIRLS,
IF THEY'D BEHAVE APPROPRIATE,
YES.
GIVE ME FIVE. ENGLISH TONIGHT.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO TONIGHT
WHEN YOU GET HOME?
- LEARN ENGLISH.
- YES! YES, YES, YES, YES.
GOOD JOB.
- I KNEW IT WAS YOU.
- HI.
- HOW ARE YA?
- GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD.
- THANKS FOR COMING.
- OKAY.
SO WHERE DO I NEED TO GO?
- IN HERE.
AFTER ALL THE CRAZY FIGHTING
AT DAR MAGHREB LAST NIGHT,
THANK GOD LIFE GOES ON.
THIS IS THE KIND OF THING
I JUST WANTED TO SHOW YOU...
THESE PEOPLE THAT I FEEL.
- MM-HMM.
- THESE SPIRITS.
YOU CALL THEM GHOSTS.
THAT IS WHERE I HAVE FELT
SOMEBODY SIT.
- RIGHT... RIGHT HERE.
- YEAH.
I FEEL THAT THERE MIGHT BE
SOMETHING IN THE HOUSE
OTHER THAN... US.
- OKAY, THERE'S THIS ONE THING
THAT I FEEL
IS THAT YOU HAVE THE SPIRIT
OF YOUR FUTURE GRANDCHILDREN
COMING TO YOU ALREADY.
SO YOU'VE GOT A COUPLE
OF LITTLE ONES HERE
PLAYING ON THE BED.
YES, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
SOME GRANDCHILDREN.
NOW, THE OTHER THING IS
THERE IS A WOMAN
THAT SITS ON THE END OF THIS BED
AND WATCHES OVER YOU
THAT IS NOT YOUR MOTHER.
- WITH ALL THESE SPIRITS HERE,
I DON'T FEEL LIKE I REALLY
WANT TO GO ANYWHERE, RIGHT?
- NO.
- REBECCA TELLS ME
THAT MY GRANDCHILDREN ARE
IN THE HOUSE
WITH SOME OTHER PEOPLE
OR SPIRITS.
IF THIS IS THE CASE,
I'M REALLY HAPPY.
SOMETIMES I THINK
DEALING WITH THE OTHER SIDE
WOULD BE EASIER THAN DEALING
WITH THESE GIRLS.
MAYBE. [laughs]
THIS PARTICULAR AREA,
I SEE HEARTS.
YOU KNOW, AND I SEE... YOU KNOW,
I SEE ALL KINDS OF HEARTS.
- THIS IS PROBABLY A LITTLE BIT
OF A PORTAL THAT YOU HAVE HERE.
SO YOUR FAMILY...
- A LITTLE WHAT?
- IT'S CALLED, LIKE, A PORTAL.
THEY CAN COME THROUGH A VORTEX.
IT'S LIKE A DOOR
TO THE OTHER DIMENSION.
SO THIS IS YOUR DOOR.
- ARE WE OPENING UP...
- NO, IT'S ALREADY OPEN.
- ARE THEY ALL GONNA COME
RUNNING IN HERE, LIKE,
"HI, WE'RE HERE"?
- THE DOOR'S ALREADY OPEN.
YOU DIDN'T OPEN IT.
IT'S BEEN OPEN.
- I MEAN, AS LONG
AS NO CRAZY GUY
COMES FLYING
THROUGH THE FIREPLACE,
AND, LIKE, "AAH! GET OUT!"
- COMING UP...
- SO I THINK IT'S BEAUTIFUL,
BUT 14,000 IS, LIKE, TOO MUCH.
- WHAT WOULD YOU FEEL
COMFORTABLE PAYING FOR IT?
- UM...
- HI, MOHAMED.
- HEY.
- BABY, IT'S CRAZY.
- HELLO, LADIES!
- WE BROUGHT YOU A PRESENT.
- MWAH. MWAH.
HEY, MAMA.
- DADDY, WE'RE GONNA NEED
A LITTLE HELP IN A MINUTE.
- LOOK WHAT WE BROUGHT YOU.
HERE. LEMONS.
- OH, MY GOD!
LOOK AT THIS, ALL THESE LEMONS.
- MOHAMED AND I, WE WERE MARRIED
FOR SEVEN YEARS.
AFTER THE DIVORCE,
MY FOCUS WAS ALWAYS
TO KEEP MOHAMED CLOSE
AND KEEP HIM INVOLVED
IN THE LIVES OF MY CHILDREN.
BECAUSE AT THE END OF THE DAY,
IT WASN'T REALLY ABOUT
HOW I WAS FEELING ABOUT MOHAMED.
IT WAS REALLY
ABOUT HOW MY CHILDREN FELT
ABOUT THEIR DADDY.
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS?
- OH, MY GOD!
THIS ROOM...
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS.
I LOVE IT.
- OH, YOU LOVE IT? GOOD.
- I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU...
- GIVE ME FIVE.
- YOU DID GOOD,
YEAH, YOU DID GOOD.
I LIKE THAT, I LIKE...
I'M GONNA HIRE YOU
FOR THE REST OF THE JOB.
- NOT BAD FOR AN EX-WIFE, HUH?
- NO, NOT BAD FOR AN EX-WIFE.
I'M GONNA KEEP YOU AROUND.
YOU DID AN AMAZING JOB.
I CAN TELL YOU THIS RIGHT NOW.
- WELL, I'M GLAD YOU LIKE IT.
- I'M THINKING ABOUT...
I WANT TO HIRE YOU
TO DO THE REST OF THE HOUSE.
- I'M SO EXPENSIVE.
- AND FOR THAT,
I'M GONNA ALLOW YOU
TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH MY KIDS.
- I DON'T THINK YOU CAN
AFFORD ME, MOHAMED, SO...
I THINK I'VE DONE A GREAT JOB
IN ALWAYS TEACHING
MY CHILDREN, YOU KNOW,
DADDY'S WORKING TO MAKE MONEY,
SO HE CAN SUPPORT THE HORSES
AND GOING TO A GOOD SCHOOL
AND ALL THESE IMPORTANT THINGS.
DID YOU SEE THE OUTSIDE, GIRLS?
- OH, MY GOSH, IT'S SO PRETTY.
- ISN'T THAT PRETTY?
HEY, DON'T SLOUCH.
PUT YOUR BODY...
GIGI, HOW MANY TIMES I TOLD YOU?
STOP SLOUCHING.
- OH, MY GOD. [laughs]
- YOU KNOW,
IT'S LIKE, I TOLD YOU
THAT YOU GOTTA,
YOU KNOW, WALK LIKE...
- YOU ALSO TOLD ME
TO STOP BITING MY NAILS...
- WALK LIKE
YOU'RE WALKING BACKWARDS.
- AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T STOPPED,
SO...
- AND YOU'RE STILL BITING
YOUR NAILS.
- THERE'S NO OLIVES ON THESE.
SO LISTEN, THESE ARE...
NO, THESE ARE MY OLIVE TREES.
THEY FLEW THEM FROM ITALY.
- YES.
- THEY ARE ALL FEMALE,
SO THEY ALL HAVE OLIVES
WILL COME OFF, I'M SERIOUS.
- OF COURSE YOUR DAD IS GONNA
HAVE ALL FEMALE TREES.
- OH, YEAH. [laughter]
- WHEN YOU RAISE
THREE CHILDREN TOGETHER,
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NOT ALWAYS
GONNA AGREE.
- YOU GUYS ARE CRAZY.
- SHE CAN'T WALK ON GRASS.
- YOU LOOK LIKE FOOLS.
- I CAN'T WALK ON GRASS.
- WHY?
- BECAUSE I'M WEARING MY HEELS.
- PULL MY PANTS UP.
SOMETIMES WE CLASH A LITTLE BIT,
BUT WE ALWAYS SEEM TO BE
COMING BACK AROUND
TO THE MAIN FOCUS,
WHICH IS REALLY, YOU KNOW,
ANWAR, BELLA, AND GIGI.
- GIGI, YOU GUYS LOOK
LIKE HIPPIES.
- [laughs] WE ARE HIPPIES.
- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
- I'M EXCITED.
YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS STORE,
BY THE WAY.
- WAIT, I'M ALREADY...
- NO, LOOK AT HOW MUCH FUN
THIS IS.
- OH, MY GOD.
- RIGHT?
LIKE, THIS IS FANTASTIC,
ISN'T IT?
- LOOK AT THIS.
I WENT TO BOCA RATON
TO DO A BOOK SIGNING.
I FELL IN LOVE
WITH A STORE THERE.
EVERY ONE
OF MY FAVORITE DESIGNERS,
ACCESSORIES, JEWELRY.
I REACHED OUT TO THE OWNERS,
AND I TOLD THEM,
"I'M IN LOVE WITH THIS STORE,
"AND I REALLY WANT TO PARTNER
WITH YOU
AND OPEN ONE IN BEVERLY HILLS."
FAYE, STOP!
- I'M JUST BLOCKING IT OUT.
- BEHAVE YOURSELF!
FAYE IS GOING TO BE DESIGNING
THE STORE,
AND TODAY WE ARE GOING
TO LOOK FOR MANNEQUINS.
- I HEAR THERE'S A, LIKE, THIS
SASSY COUTURE MANNEQUIN LINE,
AND THEN YOU HAVE, LIKE,
A MORE SEXY LINE WITH A...
- MORE VOLUPTUOUS.
- WHERE'S THAT? VOLUPTUOUS.
- YEAH,
'CAUSE THESE ARE SO SKINNY,
BUT THOSE ALSO, LIKE... - RIGHT.
- I STARTED FAYE RESNICK DESIGN
18 YEARS AGO,
AND I DON'T THINK
YOU FIND DESIGN,
I THINK DESIGN FINDS YOU.
I DON'T THINK
IT'S SOMETHING YOU CAN LEARN,
I THINK
YOU'RE EITHER BORN WITH IT
OR YOU'RE NOT.
- SHOW US THE...
- JUST THE AVERAGE GIRL.
WHERE IS SHE? - OVER THERE.
- THIS IS THE AVERAGE GIRL
IN BEVERLY HILLS.
- LET'S GO TO THE ONE
THAT'S EATEN A FEW DINNERS.
[laughter]
- THERE'S
SO MANY DIFFERENT COLORS.
I WASN'T EXPECTING THAT.
- IT'S ALL IN THE DETAILS.
- THAT IS INTERESTING.
SO THEY HAVE MANNEQUINS...
- STOP TOUCHING IT.
- WITH BOOB JOBS.
- YES.
- HERS ARE BETTER THAN HERS.
- NO, I LIKE HERS TOO.
- THIS MUST BE, LIKE, THE ADULT
TOY SECTION OR SOMETHING.
- OH, YEAH,
THOSE ARE A LITTLE BIT...
- HI. WELCOME TO MY STORE.
[laughs]
- I HAVE A LOT
OF A-LISTER CLIENTS:
AVRIL LAVIGNE, PARIS HILTON,
NICK LACHEY, KEVIN CONNOLLY,
WHICH IS A LOT OF FUN,
VERY DEMANDING,
SO IT IS REALLY EASY
WORKING WITH KYLE.
WE NEED, LIKE,
25 MANNEQUINS, KYLE.
- WHAT? WHY SO MANY?
- SO WE CAN GET... A LOT.
WE'RE PUTTING 'EM ON TOP
FOR DISPLAYS.
WE'RE DOING THE JEAN DISPLAY.
WE'RE DOING
UNDER THE CHANDELIERS...
- DOESN'T THAT SEEM A LOT?
- SO WE'RE LOOKING AT 20 TO 25.
YOU HAVE
A 5,000-SQUARE-FOOT STORE.
- OKAY.
RIGHT NOW, THE STORE IS EMPTY.
THERE'S ABSOLUTELY
NOTHING IN IT.
SO THE PRESSURE IS ON
FOR FAYE TO GET THIS DONE.
- I THINK WHAT SUZANNA
IS GOING TO LET US DO IS,
ESSENTIALLY,
BRING TWO OF THEM IN THE CAR,
AND DELIVER THE REST.
- THIS STORE IS LIKE
HAVING ANOTHER BABY.
I FEEL LIKE
I'M STARTING FROM BIRTH
AND WATCHING IT GROW.
AND I'M JUST GONNA BE NURTURING
THIS NEW, LITTLE, HIP,
FASHIONABLE BABY.
- ABSOLUTELY, YES.
- THANK YOU. SEE YOU NEXT TIME.
- THANK YOU. BYE.
- BYE, SUZANNA. APPRECIATE IT.
IT'S GONNA BE A LOT
TO JUGGLE BEING A MOM,
A WIFE, AND A STORE OWNER,
BUT PORTIA IS NOW
IN SCHOOL EVERY DAY.
I REALLY FEEL LIKE,
AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE,
I CAN HANDLE IT.
- THIS IS GONNA BE
REALLY EMBARRASSING
DRIVING DOWN THE STREET
WITH YOUR NEW BEST FRIENDS.
- WHAT'RE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
- WHAT?
THESE GIRLS ARE MORE REAL
THAN SOME OF OUR FRIENDS
IN BEVERLY HILLS, SO...
- I LOVE IT.
- [laughs]
- IT'S TRUE.
AND WE DON'T HAVE TO WORRY
ABOUT WHAT COMES
OUT OF THEIR MOUTH NEXT.
- EXACTLY.
- RIGHT?
- [laughs]
- HI, GUYS.
- HI.
- HELLO.
- HI.
- HI. HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD. NICE TO SEE YOU.
NICE TO SEE YOU.
- GREAT.
- WELL, I'M GLAD YOU COULD COME.
I'M GLAD WE COULD ALL HANG OUT.
- YEAH.
- WE HAD FUN THE OTHER NIGHT.
- YEAH, IT WAS A GOOD TIME.
- THE FOUR OF US.
- YEAH, THAT WAS...
THAT PART...
OUR LITTLE TABLE WAS GOOD.
- OUR LITTLE CORNER, YEAH.
- OUR LITTLE AREA WAS FUN.
- THE REST OF IT
WAS NOT THAT FUN.
- SAFE HAVEN OVER THERE.
- YEAH.
AT KYLE'S DINNER PARTY,
I REALLY ENJOYED
SPEAKING TO MARISA.
WE ACTUALLY HIT IT OFF.
- YOU HAVE BOYS, YEAH?
- BOYS, YEAH.
I DON'T LIKE TO SNUGGLE
EXCEPT FOR WITH THE BOYS.
THAT'S IT. OTHERWISE,
IT DOESN'T REALLY HAPPEN.
- WELL, NO, I'D RATHER SNUGGLE
WITH MY KIDS THAN MY HUSBAND.
- YEAH. [laughs]
WHEN SHE INVITED ME
TO DINNER, I WAS LIKE,
"SURE. WHY NOT? LET'S DO THIS."
- THIS IS GONNA BE ENJOYABLE,
FUN, RELAXING...
- YEAH.
- GOOD FOOD.
- I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TWO
ARE EVEN RELATED.
LOOKING AT YOU,
IT'S LIKE NOTHING ALIKE.
- I KNOW, NOTHING.
- NOT... NOTHING. RIGHT?
- HE AND I LOOK MORE ALIKE.
- YEAH.
- PEOPLE SOMETIMES SAY,
"ARE YOU..."
- BUT PEOPLE DATE PEOPLE
THAT LOOK LIKE EACH OTHER TOO.
- I KNOW, BUT USUALLY
MY KIND OF GUY IS, LIKE, DARK.
- YEAH, MINE TOO.
- DARK HAIR, LIKE YOUR EX.
LIKE, I LOVE THAT LOOK.
- [laughs]
BUT WHAT ABOUT THIS?
THIS IS SO HANDSOME.
- NO, HE'S SO HANDSOME,
BUT IT'S LIKE
I ENDED UP MARRYING
EXACTLY OPPOSITE
OF WHAT I'M INTERESTED IN,
LIKE...
- [laughs]
- NO... [laughs]
- THAT DID NOT...
THAT DID NOT SOUND GOOD.
- CHECK, PLEASE.
- I LIKE THE FACT
THAT MARISA'S BLUNT AND HONEST,
BUT I FEEL SORRY FOR DEAN
A LITTLE BIT
BECAUSE OF THE THINGS
SHE TALKS ABOUT IN FRONT OF HIM,
I THINK CAN BE
A LITTLE DISRESPECTFUL.
I JUST... I FEEL BAD FOR HIM.
WOW... SO, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING RIGHT NOW?
ARE YOU WORKING
ON A MOVIE, OR...
- I'VE GOT, UH...
- FILLET. FILLET SOUNDS GOOD.
- TWO INDEPENDENTS THAT
LOOK LIKE THEY'RE GONNA SHOOT
IN EUROPE IN THE FALL.
- OH, AWESOME.
DO YOU GO, THEN?
- MAYBE A THIRD, YEAH.
- OH.
- YEAH.
- MY HUSBAND DEAN
IS A MOVIE PRODUCER.
HE HAS FOLLOWED IN THE FOOTSTEPS
OF HIS WHOLE ENTIRE FAMILY.
HIS PARENTS, LILI ZANUCK
AND HIS FATHER RICHARD ZANUCK
ARE BIG HERE IN TOWN.
MY HUSBAND REALLY ENJOYS
WORKING ON INDEPENDENT FILMS.
I WISH HE WOULD DO
A STUDIO FILM WHERE HE MAKES
A GREAT DEAL OF MONEY
AND ALL OF THE PERKS
THAT COME WITH THE STUDIO FILMS.
HE'S GONNA BE
FILMING ONE IN ITALY.
- AND THEN ANOTHER ONE IN...
IN ROMANIA.
- I WAS IN ROMANIA.
IN BUCHAR... BUDAPE...
BUCHAREST? - YEAH, BUCHAREST.
- MY EX SHOT A MOVIE THERE.
AND I WAS ANNOYED
LEAVING MY HUSBAND THERE.
- REALLY?
- YEAH.
ALL THE GIRLS ARE STUNNING,
AND THEY'RE HOOKERS, AND...
YOU'RE... YOU'RE COMING BACK
A HAPPY MAN.
KIDDING. KIDDING, OBVIOUSLY.
I COULDN'T SAY THAT, LIKE,
TO SOME OF THE OTHER WOMEN
'CAUSE THEY WOULD
BE LIKE, "OH..."
BUT YOU CAN SAY
THAT KIND OF THING TO LISA.
YOU CAN JOKE WITH HER
ABOUT ANYTHING.
- I AM VERY SIMILAR TO BRANDI.
BRANDI AND I ACTUALLY HAVE
A LOT OF THINGS IN COMMON
IN TERMS OF WE SAY WHAT WE FEEL,
WE DON'T REALLY
THINK ABOUT IT AT FIRST.
AND THEN AFTERWARDS I'LL THINK,
"OH, MY GOD,
SHOULD I HAVE SAID THAT?"
- SO...
NEXT WEEK I'M GOING TO VEGAS.
I BROKERED THIS DEAL WITH
THIS NIGHT SCHOOL FOR GIRLS.
I WAS ASKED TO HOST THIS CLASS.
IT'S CALLED
BRANDI'S NIGHT SCHOOL FOR GIRLS,
WHERE WE TEACH THE GIRLS
HOW TO FIND THEIR SEXY AGAIN
ON A STRIPPER POLE,
AND THEN WE SEND THEM OUT
FOR A NIGHTTIME OF VIP PARTYING.
- WHO'S GOING?
- I'VE TALKED
TO LISA ABOUT IT. 100%.
I SENT YOLANDA A TEXT. - OKAY.
- I HAVEN'T HEARD BACK YET.
- BUT IT'S NICE FOR YOU
TO EXTEND THE INVITE.
- YEAH, EXACTLY.
SO YOU'RE IN?
- YEAH, DEFINITELY.
- OH, GOOD.
- I COULD USE A LITTLE TIME AWAY
TO, LIKE, SLEEP IN
AND BE ALONE A LITTLE BIT.
- [laughs]
- WHAT?
- I LOVE YOU, DEAN.
- SHE'S BACK ON THIS TANGENT.
- [laughs]
- WHAT?
- ON THAT NOTE...
- OKAY.
- TO ATTRACTIVE AND PROMISCUOUS.
- IT WAS A GOOD NIGHT.
- CHEERS.
- THE FOUR OF US, HUH?
- WE HAD FUN.
- I'LL SEE YOU AT
THE ART GALLERY TOMORROW, RIGHT?
- YEAH, DEFINITELY.
- OH, GOOD.
- COMING UP...
- TMZ STOPPED ME
TO ASK ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOU.
THEY WERE TELLING ME
ABOUT YOUR CONCERT.
- OF COURSE.
- I HATE WHEN TMZ...
I HAVE TO LEARN THINGS
ABOUT MY OWN FAMILY.
- UGH.
GO FOR IT, GIRLS.
[phone line ringing]
- HELLO.
- HEY, KYLE. IT'S BRANDI.
- HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?
- I ACTUALLY WAS CALLING
BECAUSE I FIGURED
YOU'RE PROBABLY GOING TO DANNY'S
ART GALLERY OPENING TONIGHT.
- I AM.
- OKAY, SO I THOUGHT...
AND I JUST...
YOU KNOW, MAURICIO AND I
HAD A LITTLE BIT OF...
AN ISSUE THE LAST TIME
WE SAW EACH OTHER,
AND I JUST WANT TO KNOW THAT,
MOVING FORWARD,
WE'RE IN A GOOD PLACE,
AND WE CAN GO AND HAVE FUN,
AND THERE'S NO, LIKE, PROBLEM.
- YOU KNOW WHAT,
DON'T WORRY, BRANDI.
I MEAN, I HAVE TO SAY,
I WAS A LITTLE TAKEN ABACK,
CALLING HIM A MOTHER[bleep].
Both: [laugh]
- I THINK
THAT'S PROBABLY THE FIRST TIME
ANYONE'S EVER CALLED HIM THAT,
BUT, YOU KNOW,
I REALLY DON'T HOLD A GRUDGE,
AND I WOULD LIKE
TO MOVE FORWARD AS WELL.
- WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY,
YOUR FIRSTS IN LIFE...
[laughs]
ARE YOUR MOST MEMORABLE.
I'M KIDDING.
- HOPEFULLY, IT'S THE FIRST
AND LAST. - YES, HOPEFULLY.
OKAY, PERFECT.
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
- OKAY. SEE YOU LATER. BYE.
- BYE.
- THANK YOU.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.
- THANKS, JOHN.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.
- HELLO!
WOW, IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
HI. - OH, MY. OH, MY.
WHAT'S UP, GIRLY GIRLS?
- IT LOOKS AMAZING.
- HOW YOU DOING? THANK YOU.
- HOW ARE YOU?
TONIGHT, MY FRIEND,
DANIEL MALTZMAN,
IS THROWING HIS GALLERY OPENING
IN THE HEART OF BEVERLY HILLS,
AND BECAUSE OF THE LOCATION
AND HOW TALENTED HE IS,
I'M SURE THE WHO'S WHO
OF THE TOWN WILL SHOW UP.
- THANK YOU.
CAN'T STAY TOO LONG, DARLING,
'CAUSE WE'VE GOT DINNER AT 8:30.
- OKAY.
- WOW.
THERE SHE IS.
- LONG TIME NO SEE.
- [laughs] HELLO.
- HELLO. OH!
- I'M DANIEL.
VERY NICE TO SEE YOU...
- HI, I'M LISA.
- AND MEET YOU AGAIN,
MET YOU BEFORE A COUPLE TIMES.
- IS THIS YOUR GALLERY?
YES, YEAH. - IT IS, YEAH.
- THERE'S SOME SEXY STUFF HERE.
- NO, I LIKE IT.
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT.
- HELLO.
- HI!
- HOW ARE YOU?
- UGH, TIRED.
HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD.
- HI! YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
- HELLO! HI, SEXY, HOW ARE YOU?
- HOW ARE YOU? GOOD.
YOU SAID
YOU'RE GONNA WEAR A DRESS,
SO I THOUGHT I'D GO HOME
AND WEAR A DRESS.
- OH, NICE. THIS IS SEXY.
- AS A DECORATOR,
I LOVE GOING TO ART GALLERIES.
YOU JUST NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU'RE
GONNA FIND SOMETHING SPECIAL.
- SHOULD... I WANT TO START
IN THE BEGINNING AND LOOK.
- YEAH, YEAH.
- OKAY, COME ON, THEN.
LET'S DO IT. - OKAY, ALL RIGHT,
LET ME GIVE YOU GUYS
A LITTLE TOUR HERE.
- I ALREADY SAW ONE
THAT TALKED TO ME...
- PERFECT, I LOVE THAT.
WE LIKE THAT.
- THAT MIGHT WANT TO BE WITH ME.
THIS ONE. - UH-HUH.
- LOVE THAT.
- UH-HUH.
- I LOVE IT, AND HOW MUCH IS IT?
- $14,000.
- THE PAINTING
IS NOT WORTH $14,000 TO ME.
I'M GONNA HAVE TO, LIKE,
WHEEL AND DEAL WITH HIM
A LITTLE BIT.
- HI. HOW ARE YOU?
HI, HOW ARE YOU?
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- HOW ARE YOU, KYLE?
- I'M REALLY WELL, THANK YOU.
- HELLO, DARLING.
- I LIKE THAT GREEN.
HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- I LIKE THAT HAIR THING... OOH!
- AH!
- IT'S OKAY.
- [laughs]
YOU DID IT ON PURPOSE.
JUST KIDDING. [laughs]
YOU KNOW, I'VE KNOWN DANIEL
FOR, LIKE, MORE THAN 20 YEARS.
- I KNOW, AND I'VE KNOWN DANIEL
FOR A LONG TIME TOO.
AND YOU HAVE HIS PAINTING.
- I HAVE HIS ART IN MY HOUSE.
- I KNOW!
THE ONE IN THE ENTRYWAY,
I SAID LOOKS LIKE THE ONE
THAT'S IN YOUR HOUSE.
- THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT.
- A LITTLE BIT.
YEAH, I THINK YOLANDA'S
GETTING THAT ONE,
SO... [laughs] - OH, IS SHE?
IT ACTUALLY WOULD GO
REALLY WELL IN HER HOUSE.
- OKAY. [laughs]
- YEAH, YEAH.
- WHOO.
- HI, GALS. HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD.
- [sighs]
- YOU HAVE TO COME TO VEGAS.
- I REALLY WANT THE LADIES
TO COME FOR MY TRIAL RUN
FOR BRANDI'S NIGHT SCHOOL OUT
FOR GIRLS
AND LET LOOSE
AND LET THEIR HAIR DOWN
AND JUST HAVE FUN.
- WHEN?
- WHAT DAY?
- TUESDAY.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
- NO, NO, YOU DO.
- NO,
IT SOUNDS LIKE SO MUCH FUN,
BUT I CAN'T.
- OH!
- I HAVE SOME PEOPLE FLYING IN
FROM DENVER FROM
A DOMESTIC VIOLENCE ORGANIZATION
THAT I'M GONNA START
WORKING WITH, AND I'M DOING...
SHOOTING SOME STUFF FOR THEM,
LIKE A PSA,
AND IT'S ON WEDNESDAY.
- OH, THAT'S AMAZING.
- ON WEDNESDAY? OH.
- BUT YOU GUYS
GOTTA SEND ME SOME PICTURES.
I WANT TO SEE WHAT I'M MISSING.
- WE'VE GOTTA
HAVE A LITTLE TALK WITH YOU.
- ALL RIGHT.
- I MEAN, I LOVE...
- I LIKE TO TALK. [laughs]
- YOU DO?
WELL, WHAT I REALLY WANT TO DO
IS NEGOTIATE WITH YOU.
- ALL RIGHT.
- SO, YOU KNOW,
WHEN I WALKED IN,
WHEN I SAW THIS,
IT SPEAKS ROMANCE TO ME.
LIKE, I SEE... I COULD SEE
MY HUSBAND AND I IN THIS.
I DON'T KNOW WHY.
SO I THINK IT'S BEAUTIFUL,
BUT AS A FATHER'S DAY GIFT,
$14,000 IS, LIKE, TOO MUCH,
SO CAN WE, LIKE...
LIKE, I DON'T KNOW.
- WHAT WOULD YOU
FEEL COMFORTABLE PAYING FOR IT?
- UM...
- DON'T INSULT ME.
- I MEAN HALF. 50 OFF.
JUST BECAUSE, YOU KNOW,
LIKE I SAID, I'M A DECORATOR.
WHATEVER I BUY, I ALWAYS GET 50.
- 50 OFF?
- BUT IT'LL BE IN OUR HOME.
IT'LL BE SEEN
BY SO MANY GREAT PEOPLE,
AND, YOU KNOW, ISN'T THAT...
ISN'T THAT THE WAY IT WORKS?
- IT IS WHAT IT'S ABOUT,
BUT IF YOU LOOK AT THIS PIECE,
AND YOU SEE THE AMOUNT OF WORK
THAT'S IN THIS PIECE,
WHAT IF I SAID TO YOU THIS...
$8,500 AT, LIKE, FINAL,
LAST-OFFER PRICE.
WOULD THAT BE SOMETHING
THAT WOULD WORK FOR YOU?
I MEAN, IT'S PRETTY CLOSE
TO WHAT YOU WANT IT FOR,
BUT JUST, OUT OF MYSELF,
JUST BECAUSE THIS
IS AN IMPORTANT PIECE TO ME...
- WELL, OKAY, TO MAKE...
YOU KNOW, LIKE...
- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
- I ALWAYS SAY,
"A GOOD DEAL IS MADE
WHEN BOTH PEOPLE
LEAVE A LITTLE ON THE TABLE."
- THAT'S WHY
I'M PUTTING A NUMBER THAT...
- SO YOU SAID $8,500,
SO LET'S DO $8,000,
SO WE'RE BOTH HAPPY.
- OH, MAN, YOU'RE KILLING ME.
- RIGHT IN BETWEEN
THE TWO OF US.
HOW ABOUT THAT? A DEAL?
- YAY!
- YOU GOT A DEAL. YOU GOT A...
- YOU GOT... YOU GOT A GREAT DEAL,
I'M TELLING YOU.
- YOU KNOW WHAT, IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
- SHE'S AMAZING, AND SO ARE YOU.
- YEAH, YEAH. YOU DID, YOU DID.
- I GUESS
DANIEL'S A GREAT ARTIST,
BUT AS A NEGOTIATOR,
MM, I DON'T KNOW.
[laughs] MAYBE NOT THAT GOOD.
- KENNETH, DO YOU MISS ME?
- EXCUSE ME.
- SORRY.
[laughter]
- JEEZ, AND I THOUGHT YOU
WERE TALL. WHAT ABOUT THAT GUY?
- YOU DON'T WANT
TO COME TO VEGAS WITH US?
- NO.
- WHY?
- I HAVE A LOT OF WORK
TO DO HERE.
- LOOK AT HIM, HANGING OUT
WITH ALL THOSE TALL GIRLS
OVER THERE. - I KNOW, RIGHT?
THEY'RE HUGE. I MEAN,
WE'RE THE NORMAL ONES.
LIKE, IT'S WHY
I FEEL LIKE A LITTLE DWARF
WHEN I'M NEXT TO THEM.
- I'M A LITTLE PORK CHOP.
- THEY'RE, LIKE, 5'10",
PLUS 6-INCH HEELS.
- I KNOW. LOOK AT KEN,
HE'S LIKE A LITTLE PIG
IN [bleep] RIGHT NOW.
HI, KEN.
- HOW ARE YOU DOING, KEN?
REMEMBER ME? - LOOK AT KEN.
- WHY DID KEN LEAVE YOU?
- LOOK AT KEN,
WITH HIS HAND IN THE COOKIE JAR.
- IT'S ACTUALLY IN HIS POCKET,
PLAYING WITH HIMSELF. [laughs]
- THOSE ARE TROUBLE MAKERS,
YEAH.
- KEN, SMILE.
PUT YOUR TITTIES IN HIS FACE,
PLEASE.
ONE, TWO... SMILE.
- AND HE LOOKS RIDICULOUS.
LORD KNOWS. IT'S LIKE,
LOOK TO THE RIGHT.
NO, LOOK TO THE RIGHT. [laughs]
- I AM TOO, NOW.
- 'CAUSE YOU HAD
ALL THESE BOOBIES IN YOUR FACE.
- IS THIS HAPPINESS?
- FIRST ONE'S BETTER.
- WHO'S THAT BLOODY MIDGET
IN THE MIDDLE OF THAT?
[laughter]
- WELL... I'VE ALREADY
TALKED TO YOLANDA
AND A LITTLE BIT TO LISA,
BUT I HAVE A LITTLE VEGAS TRIP
COMING UP,
AND I WOULD LOVE
FOR YOU TO COME.
EVERYTHING
SEEMS TO BE GOING GOOD
BETWEEN KYLE AND I TONIGHT,
SO I'M THINKING,
IT'S PROBABLY SAFE
TO INVITE HER TO VEGAS.
I KNOW
THAT YOU'RE PROBABLY WEARY
ABOUT SPENDING A COUPLE DAYS
AWAY WITH ME,
BUT I PROMISE,
IT'S GONNA BE ALL FUN,
AND I'M GOING TO HOST
THIS THING,
BUT I'M...
WE'RE JUST PRACTICE HOSTING.
- OKAY.
- THIS WOMEN EMPOWERMENT GROUP,
IT'S LIKE,
THEY DO DIVORCE PARTIES...
- WE DON'T WANT TO COME.
[laughs]
I'M KIDDING, I'M KIDDING,
I'M KIDDING.
- WE'RE GONNA STAY
AT THE FOUR SEASONS.
IT'LL BE REALLY NICE
AND RELAXING.
- LET'S ALL GO AND MAKE IT FUN.
- OH, YAY.
- OH, THERE'S MY HUSBAND.
- OH.
- HI, HONEY.
- HONEY, MY GOSH.
- WHAT?
- YOU LOOK HOT.
- DOESN'T SHE?
- I DO? THANK YOU.
- YOU'LL BE TAKING HOME AN...
- NO, YOU LOOK LIKE... A LITTLE
ARABIC INFLUENCE, MAYBE.
SOMETHING, UH... - A LITTLE...
- IT'S HOT HIPPIE.
- MORE LIKE HIPPIE.
- HI, GIRLS!
- HI.
- HI, HONEY, HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M WELL.
- YOU KNOW MARISA.
- HI. YES, THANKS.
- NICE TO SEE YA.
- I MET YOU A LONG TIME AGO.
HI, HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD.
- THIS IS MY FRIEND, ROBIN.
THIS IS PARIS.
- HI, HOW ARE YOU?
- UM...
- SO PRETTY.
- SO YEAH, WE'VE BEEN
TALKING ABOUT VEGAS.
- VEGAS.
- WE'RE GOING...
DOING A GIRLS' TRIP TO VEGAS.
- WHEN?
- NEXT WEEK.
- NICE.
- WANT TO COME? [laughs]
- I'M GONNA BE IN BRAZIL
AT MY CONCERT NEXT WEEK.
- YOUR CONCERT?
OH, MY GOD, THAT'S RIGHT.
- YEAH, IT'S GONNA BE, LIKE,
30-SOMETHING-THOUSAND PEOPLE.
I'M CLOSING FOR JENNIFER LOPEZ.
SO IT'S HUGE. - OH, MY GOD.
- IT'S, LIKE, MY FIRST CONCERT.
- I WAS GETTING IN MY CAR
THE OTHER NIGHT,
AND TMZ STOPPED ME
TO ASK ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOU.
- YES.
- THEY WERE TELLING ME
ABOUT YOUR CONCERT.
- OF COURSE.
- I'M LIKE, "WELL... OH, WAIT,
NO, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
I MEAN, I KNOW SHE WAS IN..."
LIKE, OKAY, THANK YOU.
I HATE WHEN TMZ... - [laughs]
- I HAVE TO LEARN THINGS
ABOUT MY OWN FAMILY.
I'M LIKE, "WELL, OH, WAIT.
NO, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT."
- IT'S FUNNY 'CAUSE IT'S LIKE,
I'LL LOOK AT HIM
ACROSS THE ROOM,
AND I'M... MY SISTER ALWAYS SAYS...
SHE'S LIKE, "HE'S CUTE.
I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU THINK,
LIKE, OTHER GUYS ARE CUTER."
I DON'T EVEN THINK
HE'S THAT SEXY.
- HE'S ADORABLE.
- I SAID, "YEAH, I KNOW."
I LOVE HIM. I DO. - YEAH,
BUT YOU'VE LOOKED AT HIM
FOR SO LONG?
- BUT I'VE LOOKED AT HIM
FOR SO LONG,
AND HE'S SO IN LOVE WITH ME,
WHICH... I'M SO LUCKY.
- OH.
- BUT WE MET SO YOUNG.
LIKE, I MET HIM
WHEN I WAS 20, SO...
- AND THAT'S... THOSE ARE THE ONES
THAT USUALLY DON'T WORK OUT,
THOUGH.
- I KNOW, THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY.
- RIGHT, SO YOU GOT REALLY...
DOUBLE LUCKY.
- YEAH, BUT I ALSO THINK
I SHOULD'VE WAITED
TO GET MARRIED
TILL I WAS, LIKE, IN MY 30s.
I THINK A WOMAN
DOESN'T KNOW WHO SHE IS
UNTIL SHE'S IN HER 30s...
- RIGHT.
- AND THEN TO GET MARRIED
WHEN YOU'RE 25, LIKE I WAS...
AND THEN I WANTED
TO HAVE A BABY RIGHT AWAY,
WHICH I DID, AND MY SON'S TEN.
- DEAN IS A LITTLE MORE
IN LOVE WITH MARISA
THAN MARISA IS WITH DEAN.
I FEEL LIKE
MARISSA'S MISSING SOMETHING.
STOP THROWING YOUR HUSBAND
UNDER THE BUS. IT'S NOT COOL.
- NOW, I LOOK BACK,
AND I'M LIKE, "I DIDN'T PARTY.
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING,"
AND, YOU KNOW...
SO IT'S JUST...
- WELL, NEVER TOO LATE TO START.
- I KNOW.
- BOTTOMS UP.
[laughter]
- COMING UP...
- WHOA.
- I THOUGHT THAT WOULD LOOK
AMAZING ON YOUR BAR.
- IT'S A NICE BOTTLE.
- AMAZING.
- IT IS.
- I DON'T LIKE IT.
- I CALL LISA THE OTHER DAY,
HER HOUSEKEEPER SAYS,
"HOLD ON, KYLE..."
LISTEN.
"I'M GONNA GET LISA FOR YOU."
SHE GETS LISA,
LISA GETS ON THE PHONE,
SHE SAYS, "YOU JUST INTERRUPTED
KEN AND I HAVING SEX."
- [gasps]
- NOT WITH EACH OTHER.
[laughter] - THAT'S COFFEE HOUR.
- SHE'S LIKE, "KYLE, PLEASE,
I'M RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF IT."
- THAT'S OKAY.
THAT'S WHAT YOU DO
WHEN YOUR KIDS LEAVE HOME.
- LISTEN, WHY DON'T YOU
TELL YOUR HOUSEKEEPER
NOT TO WAKE YOU, "A,"
AND "B," YOU DIDN'T
HAVE TO PICK UP THE PHONE.
- WELL, WE STILL CARRIED ON,
EVEN WHEN YOU WERE ON THE PHONE.
- [laughs]
- WHEN YOU'RE DOING IT ALL DAY,
YOU HAVE TO TAKE PHONE CALLS.
- OH, YEAH.
I LIKE TO KNOW THAT MY CALL
IS PRIORITY
OVER YOUR SEX WITH KEN.
[laughter]
- OOH.
- WHOA, WHAT DO WE GOT THERE?
- WHOA.
- I THOUGHT THAT WOULD LOOK
AMAZING ON YOUR BAR.
- WOW.
- I DON'T LIKE IT.
- IT'S AMAZING.
- IT'S A NICE BOTTLE.
- "AMAZING."
- IT IS, IT'S AN AMAZ...
- IT'S A NICE BOTTLE.
- IT'S... THE TASTE...
- AMAZING!
- AMAZING.
- IT'S A GIN. IT'S A GIN.
- A GIN?
- THE TASTE IS UNBELIEVABLE.
- "GIN"?
- IT'LL LOOK AMAZING
ON YOUR BAR.
- MAURICIO GIVES ME
THIS BOTTLE OF GIN.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER IT WAS
A PEACE OFFERING OR NOT.
MAURICIO AND I HAD WORDS
IN THE RESTAURANT,
AND I JUST DIDN'T LIKE
THE WAY HE WAS
ATTACKING BRANDI THAT NIGHT.
- I MEAN, IF YOU WANT,
WE COULD TASTE IT NOW.
I MEAN, I'LL GET YOU
ANOTHER BOTTLE.
- I DON'T WANT TO TASTE IT NOW,
I'M GOING.
- [laughs]
- I'VE GOT DINNER
WITH RICK AND KATHY.
- OH, YOU DO?
WHERE ARE YOU GOING? - I'M LATE.
- I THINK KEN
IS JUST STILL HOLDING
A LITTLE BIT OF A GRUDGE,
BUT WE CAN DISAGREE.
YOU KNOW, WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
I'M GONNA GO KICK HIS ASS?
- WE HAVE TO GO.
- WHERE ARE YOU GUYS GOING?
HOW ARE YOU? NICE TO SEE YOU.
- HI.
- HI. [laughs]
- HI.
- WHAT'S GOING ON?
- NOT A LOT.
WELL, A LOT, BUT NOTHING I CAN...
- SHARE WITH ME?
- WELL, NOT RIGHT NOW.
- OKAY.
- I MEAN... I MEAN, NO, IT'S...
NOT WORTH TALKING ABOUT
RIGHT NOW.
- NO PROBLEM. [laughs]
WE CAN SHARE IT AT ANOTHER TIME.
- HUH? YEAH, YEAH.
- YOU CAN SHARE IT ANOTHER TIME.
- I WILL SEE YOU LATER.
- ALL RIGHT, COOL.
- IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE 8:00.
BYE, DARLING.
- WHERE ARE YOU GUYS GOING?
- WE'RE GOING TO SUNSET TOWER.
- OH, NICE. ENJOY.
- YEAH.
- TELL THEM I SAY HI.
- ALL RIGHT, I WILL DO.
ENJOY. SO TAKE YOUR BOTTLE.
- WE'RE JUST...
- THANKS, BUDDY.
- BYE. BYE.
- THANKS. BYE.
- LISA CAME UP, SAID HELLO.
IT WAS DEFINITELY
NOT A GENUINE HELLO,
AND, UM, SHE OBVIOUSLY
WAS STILL HOLDING A GRUDGE.
SHE WAS CERTAINLY
PROTECTING BRANDI.
THAT WAS JUST WEIRD.
- WHAT? WHAT WAS?
- UH, WITH LISA. WAS THAT...
WAS THAT WEIRD, THE WAY...
WHAT LISA SAID TO ME
OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT,
OR WAS THAT JUST ME?
- WHAT DID SHE SAY?
- I DON'T KNOW, I THOUGHT...
I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS, LIKE,
A WEIRD WAY OF GREETING ME.
SHE GOES...
I GO, "HI, HOW ARE YOU?
WHAT'S UP? WHAT'S GOING ON?"
AND SHE SAYS, "A LOT, BUT, UH,
I DON'T HAVE TIME
TO TELL YOU ABOUT IT."
I'M LIKE, "OKAY, SO..." - NO.
- WELL, WHATEVER. I'M SO
PAST THAT, IT'S NOT EVEN...
- ANYWAY, WHO CARES?
GO GET A DRINK. I LOVE YOU.
WE ALL KNOW THAT LISA...
IF SOMETHING BOTHERS HER,
OR SHE DOESN'T LIKE IT, SHE HAS
NO PROBLEM SAYING IT TO YOU.
IT'S HARD
WHEN YOU'RE CLOSE WITH SOMEONE
AND THERE'S
SOME UNSPOKEN NEGATIVITY
BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU.
IT'S VERY DIFFICULT,
BUT IF YOU KEEP IT IN,
EVENTUALLY,
THERE'S GONNA BE AN EXPLOSION.
- NEXT TIME,
ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES
OF BEVERLY HILLS...
- FIND YOUR INNER SEXY!
SO, GIRLS, ARE YOU EXCITED?
WHOO! VEGAS!
[cheers and applause]
- DO WE WEAR STRIPPER WEAR?
- SWALLOW, SWALLOW.
- UGH!
- I JUST HAVE NEVER
FELT THIS SEXUAL.
- YOU BETTER GIVE
SOME OF THOSE PILLS TO LISA.
- HOW CAN I HELP YOU TODAY?
- THOUGHT MAYBE, UM, MY NOSE.
I KNOW HE KNOWS ABOUT NOSES.
[chuckles]
- HI, BABY.
- HI, MY LOVE.
MEN LOVE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN,
AND THEY'LL [bleep] YOUR HUSBAND
FOR A CHANEL BAG.
- YOUR HUSBAND
IS MORE IN LOVE WITH YOU
THAN YOU ARE WITH HIM.
- TO LEARN MORE
ABOUT THE HOUSEWIVES,
HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...
- YOU MADE THESE COMMENTS
IN FRONT OF PEOPLE,
WHICH ARE COMPLETELY DEFAMATORY.
- WHAT BRANDI IS SAYING
IS CHARACTER ASSASSINATION.
OH, BOY,
SHE'S GOING TO GET SLAPPED
WITH A FAT, OLD LAWSUIT.
- I HAD TO GET A LAWYER TODAY.
- COME HERE.
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
- ADRIENNE AND PAUL
ARE SUING ME.
- JUST DON'T THROW THINGS OUT
ABOUT PEOPLE.
- DUDE.
- SHE SAID SOMETHING.
SHE'S ADMITTING SHE'S WRONG
TO EVERYBODY
EXCEPT FOR ADRIENNE.
WHY DID SHE SAY IT?
- I DON'T KNOW.
- TO CREATE [bleep].
- TO BE NICE.
- DID YOU SAY IT TO BE NICE?
- YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE [bleep]
TALKING ABOUT.
[upbeat music]
- LIFE ISN'T ALL DIAMONDS
AND ROSE,
BUT IT SHOULD BE.
- MONEY DOESN'T GIVE YOU CLASS.
IT JUST GIVES YOU MONEY.
- KNOW YOUR FRIENDS.
SHOW YOUR ENEMIES THE DOOR.
- I FOUGHT TOO HARD
FOR THIS ZIP CODE
TO GO HOME NOW.
- I LIKE TO HAVE FUN,
BUT I DON'T PLAY GAMES.
- LIFE IS A JOURNEY,
AND I'M FINDING MYSELF
EVERY DAY.
- I'M BORN AND RAISED
IN BEVERLY HILLS.
THIS IS MY TOWN.
- BOTTOM LINE IS,
I COULD TELL YOU RIGHT NOW,
I'VE NEVER BEEN SUED IN MY LIFE,
AND I'VE ACTUALLY,
THE THREE OR FOUR TIMES
I'VE EVER BEEN SUED,
I PICK UP THE PHONE,
I CALL UP THE OTHER PERSON,
AND IT ENDS.
NO, NO, IT ENDS.
IT ENDS RIGHT THERE.
IT'S DONE.
I'VE NEVER... IT'S...
IT'S NEVER GONE PAST A LETTER.
OKAY? THAT'S IT.
YOU FINISH IT. END OF STORY.
YOU DON'T HIRE THIS,
AND YOU... YOU CALL UP,
AND YOU FINISH IT.
- TO BE NICE.
- DID YOU SAY IT TO BE NICE?
- NO, I SAID IT BECAUSE...
I WILL TELL YOU...
- SHE JUST SAID IT.
- BECAUSE I...
- SHE SAID SHE WAS WRONG.
- KYLE ASKED ME A QUESTION.
- 'CAUSE IT WAS A MISTAKE.
- AND I'M HONEST.
- 'CAUSE IT WAS A MISTAKE.
- AND I ANSWER THINGS...
- PICK UP THE PHONE
AND CALL HER.
- I CALLED HER TWO TIMES.
- YOU HAVE?
- AND I GOT A LAWYER'S LETTER.
- YOU JUST ADMITTED...
TWO SECONDS AGO,
YOU JUST SAID YOU DIDN'T.
- YOU JUST SAID YOU DIDN'T.
- DID SHE NOT SAY SHE DIDN'T?
- WHY CAN'T SHE
PICK UP THE PHONE?
- I'LL TELL YOU WHY.
BECAUSE YOU'RE THE ONE
THAT STARTED IT ALL.
- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
LET ME [bleep] TALK.
I DID SAY THAT. I DID SAY IT.
- AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
- AND WAS I PISSED?
MOTHER[bleep], YES,
I WAS PISSED.
SO GO [bleep] YOURSELF.
IT'S ABOUT MY KIDS,
AND IT'S ABOUT MY LIFE.
- RIGHT, AND YOU'RE...
- SERIOUSLY.
- AND YOU DESERVE ALL OF THAT.
- SHUT THE [bleep] UP.
- WHAT BRANDI IS SAYING
DOESN'T SHOCK ME.
I MEAN, YOU CANNOT
CONTROL THIS GIRL'S MOUTH.
- YOU DON'T DESERVE THAT.
- I WANT YOU TO STOP THIS.
- OKAY, FINE.
- CAN YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
- YEAH.
- STOP IT.
- FINE.
- FOR SOMEBODY ELSE TO FIGHT
SOMEBODY ELSE'S BATTLE
ALWAYS IRRITATES ME,
SO I'M ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE,
IF YOU HAVE A FIGHT
WITH SOMEBODY,
IT'S BETWEEN THOSE PEOPLE,
AND EVERYONE ELSE
SHOULD KIND OF BACK OFF.
- BRANDI, LISTEN.
I DON'T AGREE
WITH WHAT HAPPENED,
BUT I DON'T WANT YOU
TO FEEL UNDER ATTACK TONIGHT.
I REALLY DON'T.
THIS IS EXACTLY
WHAT I DIDN'T WANT TO HAPPEN.
MY HUSBAND HAS VERY STRONG
OPINIONS ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED.
HE'S CLOSE
WITH PAUL AND ADRIENNE.
SO I APOLOGIZE.
- SO MAYBE MAURICIO
SHOULD GET TO KNOW MY KIDS.
LET ME... LET ME TELL YOU.
MASON JUST TURNED NINE,
AND JAKE JUST TURNED
[bleep] FIVE,
AND I NEED TO TAKE CARE OF THEM.
ME, MYSELF, AND I. YOU GOT IT?
- 100%.
- AND SHE HAS
A BILLION [bleep] DOLLARS.
SORRY.
AND NOW SHE'S SUING ME.
PERFECT. NO, IT'S GOOD.
- FIRST, IT'S PAUL AND BRANDI,
AND NOW IT'S MAURICIO
AND BRANDI.
WHETHER IT'S BRANDI'S FAULT
OR NOT,
SHE IS NOW BEING
PUSHED TO HER LIMIT.
- AND I BELIEVE YOUR KIDS
DESERVE EVERYTHING.
I REALLY DO, BRANDI.
I MEAN, KYLE KNOWS THAT.
I'VE SAID...
AND LISA KNOWS THAT, AND KEN...
- YOU HAVE A TOTAL DIFFERENCE
OF OPINION TONIGHT.
EVEN YOU SAYING THAT THE FACT
THAT SHE CAN ACCUSE ME
OF SOMETHING,
YOU SAY IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
- I'M SAYING IT'S NOT
COMPARED TO ABOUT THE KIDS.
- MAURICE IS THE TYPE THAT LETS
THINGS ROLL OFF HIS SHOULDERS...
- I DIDN'T SAY IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
- THAT'S WHY.
- YOU NEVER LISTEN.
- YEAH, DON'T WORRY.
- YOU JUST TALK
ON YOUR OWN THING.
LISTEN TO HER.
- YOU CAN'T INSULT PEOPLE
AND ATTACK PEOPLE
AND ACCUSE PEOPLE.
- MAY I ANSWER TO WHAT YOU SAID?
- THAT'S WHAT HE'S SAYING.
THAT'S WHAT HE'S SAYING.
- SHE SPOKE THE TRUTH
AS SHE KNEW IT.
SHE WASN'T ATTACKING...
- CAN I GET A WORD IN EDGEWISE?
- OKAY.
- YOU HAVE PAUL AND ADRIENNE,
WITH THE MIGHT OF
THE MALOOF FAMILY BEHIND THEM,
ALL OF THEIR LAWYERS
AND WHATEVER,
THREATENING THIS SINGLE MOTHER.
I THINK IT'S WRONG.
YOU'VE GOT TO REALIZE, MAURICIO,
THAT SHE SAID IT... JUST SAID IT.
MAYBE MALICIOUSLY, MAYBE NOT.
- I THOUGHT
SHE SAID IT MALICIOUSLY.
- WELL, KEN, I THINK
THAT IF IT WAS ABOUT LISA,
YOU WOULD'VE FELT DIFFERENTLY.
- I FEEL SHE SAID IT
MALICIOUSLY,
AND THAT'S WHAT I
HAVE A PROBLEM WITH.
- YEAH, BUT WE LIVE
A VERY HONEST LIFE.
- IF IT WASN'T MALICIOUSLY...
- IT DOESN'T MATTER.
IF IT WASN'T ABOUT YOU,
IT DOESN'T MATTER.
YOU AND I ARE NEVER GOING
TO AGREE ABOUT THIS.
- I'M GOING TO THE RESTROOM.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
- SHE NEEDS HELP.
- MM-HMM.
WHY IS SHE GO... BRANDI.
- YOU KNOW WHAT, I'VE BEEN
A SINGLE MOM A LONG TIME,
AND YOU JUST LEARN NOT
TO SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE.
YOU JEOPARDIZE YOUR JOBS
AND SITUATIONS.
- END OF STORY.
- I'M NOT MAKING ANY MORE EFFORT
TO TRY TO GET ANYBODY TOGETHER
OR TRY TO MAKE PEACE
WITH ANYBODY.
EVERYBODY CAN [bleep] OFF.
- I'VE [bleep] HAD IT.
I'VE BEEN THROUGH MORE THAN
ANYBODY SITTING HERE TIMES TEN.
- TAYLOR,
YOU'RE TALKING SUCH NONSENSE.
IT SEEMS LIKE,
WHENEVER THERE'S A CONVERSATION,
TAYLOR TAKES THE CONVERSATION
AND SPINS IT,
SO SHE ENDS UP
TALKING ABOUT HERSELF.
- I DON'T WANT
TO HEAR YOLANDA'S OPINION
WHEN SHE'S SITTING
IN A MULTIMILLION-DOLLAR HOUSE
IN MALIBU,
ABOUT HOW I SHOULD FEEL.
I'VE ALWAYS SUPPORTED YOU,
SO DON'T RIGHT NOW.
- WHY ARE YOU SO AGGRESSIVE?
- FIND DAVID HANGING
AND THEN BE BANKRUPT
AND HAVE A $1.5-MILLION LAWSUIT
AND PUBLIC COMPANY SUING YOU
AND NOT HAVE BEEN
A SUPERMODEL IN YOUR LIFE.
THEN LET ME KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.
- YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH A LOT.
- BECAUSE IT'S A VERY DIFFERENT
SITUATION ON MY END,
AND I DON'T APPRECIATE THAT.
SHE'S NOT...
- WELL, MAYBE IT'S NOT ALL ROSY
IN HER LIFE, EITHER.
- AND I THINK WE KNOW
A LITTLE BIT MORE
ABOUT HER HUSBAND
THAN SHE KNOWS WE KNOW.
I MEAN, HE WAS MARRIED
TO ONE OF OUR VERY GOOD FRIENDS
FOR 20 YEARS.
WASN'T ALL KISSES
AND ROSES THEN, WAS IT?
- IT'S JUST SO TAYLOR TO GO,
"OKAY, IT'S ALL ABOUT ME AGAIN."
OKAY, NO, TAYLOR. LET'S MOVE ON.
WE DON'T WANT TO HEAR
ABOUT YOUR STORY AGAIN.
- B, ARE YOU OKAY?
- YEAH. NO, I'M FINE.
- I REALLY JUST WANT
TO RUN AWAY FROM...
I CAN'T... I CAN'T FIGHT
WITH EVERYONE HERE AGAIN.
THE ONLY PERSON I SHOULD BE
SPEAKING TO IS ADRIENNE.
AND I'M SPEAKING TO HER LAWYER
THROUGH MY LAWYER.
- IT'S OKAY. DON'T GET UPSET.
- NO, I'M NOT.
I STARTED TO GET REALLY UPSET
BECAUSE MAURICIO... MAURICIO...
- I KNOW, YOU LOST IT AGAIN.
- MAURICIO WAS AFTER ME.
- WHY JUST HAVE WORDS
WITH HIM THERE? I KNOW.
- THE GUYS
SHOULD STAY OUT OF IT.
IT'S BETWEEN YOU AND ADRIENNE.
- IT'S VERY STRESSFUL.
- IT IS SO STRESSFUL.
AND I COULD SEE YOU
GETTING STRESSED.
IT'S, LIKE, TAKE A DEEP BREATH.
- WHEN I GET ATTACKED,
I JUST... I GO CRAZY.
- WHOA, YOU DON'T NEED
TO GO CRAZY.
YOU NEED TO THINK
ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
- TAKE A DEEP BREATH.
- I LOVE BRANDI, BUT SHE NEEDS
TO KEEP IT TOGETHER.
BRANDI KIND OF LOSES IT.
AND THEN SHE DOESN'T REALLY
GET HER POINT ACROSS.
- SHE HAS A SIDE TO HER
THAT'S VERY SWEET,
BUT I ALSO SEE SHE HAS A VERY...
IT'S NOT, YOU KNOW,
"OH, I JUST SAY STUPID THINGS."
THIS IS A SIDE
THAT COMES OUT OF HER
THAT IS NOT RIGHT.
- KIM, THIS IS THE FIRST TIME
I HAVE AGREED
WITH YOU IN TEN YEARS.
- WELL...
- [laughs]
- GOOD FOR YOU, MAURICE.
- ON MULTIPLE THINGS.
- THEY'RE JUST NOT...
THEY'RE JUST... THANK YOU.
- THIS IS AN UNBELIEVABLE NIGHT
FOR YOU TONIGHT.
- WELL, ALL RIGHT, MAURICE.
TO WATER. - TO WATER.
- YES.
- WELL, AT LEAST SOMEONE'S
AGREEING ABOUT SOMETHING.
- I GOTTA GO.
- BRANDI.
- YES?
- DO YOU UNDERSTAND
THAT I HAVE NOTHING PERSONAL
AGAINST YOU, RIGHT?
IT'S NOT A PERSONAL ISSUE.
I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT.
- IT FEELS PERSONAL.
- I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW
IT'S NOT.
IT'S A MATTER
OF WHAT I PERSONALLY FEEL
IS A PRINCIPLE.
IT HAS ZERO PERSONAL.
THERE'S NOTHING PERSONAL.
I CARE ABOUT YOU,
I CARE ABOUT YOUR KIDS.
I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT.
- RIGHT, AND I UNDERSTAND,
AND I RESPECT
EVERYONE TO HAVE THEIR OPINION.
I CAN SAY I DID WRONG
TIME AND TIME AND TIME AGAIN.
BUT, LIKE, TO COME AFTER ME
FOR SOMETHING
IN A GROUP OF PEOPLE
WHERE YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S SHE'S DONE TO ME...
- I DON'T.
- IT WAS A LITTLE AGGRESSIVE.
- I DON'T KNOW.
- THAT'S ALL.
- I'M ONLY TALKING
ABOUT WHAT I DO KNOW ABOUT.
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I DON'T KNOW ABOUT.
AND THAT'S THE TRUTH.
- BUT MAYBE... YOU HAVE TO MAYBE
GET THE FULL STORY...
- TYPICAL MAN.
- BEFORE YOU ATTACK SOMEBODY
AT A DINNER PARTY.
- TYPICAL MAN.
- [laughs]
- TYPICAL MAN.
- MEN ARE FROM MARS,
WOMEN ARE FROM VENUS,
OR WHATEVER THAT THEY SAY.
- KEN, MY HUSBAND
IS ANYTHING BUT A TYPICAL MAN.
- THANK YOU.
- ANYWAY, I JUST WANTED
TO SAY THAT.
- THANK YOU.
- BYE, GORGEOUS.
- ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA GO. BYE.
- I'D NEVER GO
AGAINST MAURICIO NORMALLY.
BUT I HAD TO DO IT TONIGHT.
- WELL,
EVEN WHEN HE SAID TO ME...
HE SAID, "OH, THAT'S NONSENSE."
SOME OF IT IS NONSENSE TO YOU,
BUT IT'S NOT TO ME.
IF SOMEBODY WAS ATTACKING
YOUR INTEGRITY,
YOU'D FEEL THE SAME WAY.
- ABSOLUTELY.
- OF COURSE YOU WOULD.
IT'S FUNNY HOW THINGS CHANGE
SO QUICKLY, ISN'T IT?
- YEAH.
- I HATE THE FACT
THAT KYLE AND MAURICIO
AND KEN AND I ARE
AT ODDS WITH THIS MATTER,
BUT IT IS WHAT IT IS.
I CAN'T CHANGE IT.
- WHAT A NIGHTMARE.
- SHALL WE...
- CAN WE STOP OFF
AT THE POLO LOUNGE
AND HAVE A DRINK?
- LET'S GO TO THE POLO LOUNGE
FOR A DRINK. - A CUP OF TEA OR...
- AND MAYBE...
- I HAVEN'T ACTUALLY
GOT TO WORK TOMORROW.
- YOU HAVEN'T? OH, MY GOD.
THIS IS MY LUCKY NIGHT.
- SO YOU CAN SPEND THE WHOLE DAY
PUSHING ME ON MY SWING.
- UM, I WAS THINKING
OF OTHER THINGS.
- EASY.
- COMING UP...
- THIS WAS PROBABLY
A LITTLE BIT OF A PORTAL
THAT YOU HAVE HERE.
IT'S, LIKE, A DOOR
TO THE OTHER DIMENSION.
- THERE'S SOMEBODY HERE
THAT WE CAN'T SEE.
- THIS IS KIND OF BROKEN.
- WELL, HONEY,
THINGS THAT ARE BROKEN
IS YOUR JOB.
I DO NOT REPAIR THINGS.
I DO EVERYTHING ELSE
IN THIS HOUSE.
YOU REPAIR.
ENTIENDO, MI AMOR?
- ENTIENDO.
HONEY. - YES, MY LOVE?
- I HOPE THEY GET HERE SOON.
I'M EXCITED TO SEE THEM.
I HAVEN'T SEEN THEM FOREVER.
- I LIKE TO HAVE THIS ON
'CAUSE IT LOOKS PRETTY.
- COME ON, LET'S GO.
COME ON, COME ON.
- I KNOW, I KNOW.
YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M IN HEELS.
PLEASE DON'T PUSH.
- I CAN WALK ON THIS IN HEELS.
[doorbell rings]
- OOPS. both: THEY'RE HERE.
- OKAY.
- HI.
- HELLO.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- HELLO.
- SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?
IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU GUYS.
- WE MISS YOU.
- I MISSED YOU GUYS SO MUCH.
I WAS JUST TELLING KYLE
HOW MUCH I MISSED YOU GUYS.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- HOW MUCH I MISSED YOU.
- WELL, YEAH.
WE WERE IN NEW YORK.
- YOU GOOD?
- WE WERE IN NEW YORK
FOR A WHILE.
- I KNOW.
- PAUL AND I NEEDED A BREAK
FROM BRANDI'S TOXICITY.
WE WANTED TO GET SOME FRESH AIR
AND TRY TO GET AWAY
FROM ALL THE NEGATIVE ENERGY.
- HI.
- YOU GUYS,
THERE'S A LITTLE SOMETHING...
- OH, MY GOSH.
- JUST A LITTLE NIBBLE FOR US.
- SHOULD WE DRINK IT,
OR SHOULD WE WAIT TILL...
- OF COURSE.
- I DON'T KNOW.
- WHATEVER HAS TO BE DONE.
- [clears throat]
ISN'T THAT NICE?
- IT'S A SINGLE MALT.
- IS FRUIT FIRST
OR FRUIT DESSERT?
- WELL, THERE'S EVERYTHING.
- THE SALAD.
- IT DOESN'T MATTER.
- WHATEVER, WHO CARES.
- I DON'T WANT ANY.
I DON'T WANT IT.
- YOU DON'T WANT IT?
- [laughs]
YOU'D LIKE SOME FRUIT FIRST?
- WELL, YOU...
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
SO WHAT? - WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
WHAT ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF?
- SO I LIKE FRUIT FIRST.
- I DON'T KNOW.
HE'S LAUGHING AT OUR... AT OUR...
- HE CAN'T MISS THE OPPORTUNITY
FOR THAT...
- TO TAKE A JAB.
- SMALL LITTLE DIG.
CHEERS.
- WE MISSED YOU GUYS.
- I HOPE YOUR TRIP
WAS A SUCCESS.
- YEAH, WE HAD...
WE HAD A GOOD TRIP.
- IT'S WHY WE'VE BEEN MISSING
YOU GUYS FOR A WHILE.
BEEN A LITTLE M.I.A.
- I KNOW.
- UNDERSTANDABLY SO.
- I KNOW LAST TIME WE SAW YOU
WASN'T EXACTLY PLEASANT.
- NO. [sighs]
YOU ARE LYING!
THAT'S A LIE.
- I AM NOT LYING, BITCH.
- ARE YOU CALLING MY WIFE
A BITCH?
- [bleep] YOU.
- YOU'RE A PIECE OF [bleep].
- I FELT BAD
BECAUSE IT WAS OUR EVENT,
AND, YOU KNOW.
- IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU.
IT HAD TO DO
WITH THE CIRCUMSTANCE,
AND UNFORTUNATELY,
IT JUST, WITH BRANDI,
I THINK IT WENT
A LITTLE TOO FAR.
- WAY TOO FAR.
- AND WHATEVER PERSONAL ISSUES
SHE HAS WITH ME
OR WITH PAUL, WITH US TOGETHER,
SHOULDN'T REALLY INCLUDE PEOPLE
THAT I LOVE.
AND SHE WAS,
YOU KNOW, OUT OF LINE.
- I FEEL BAD THAT THIS HAPPENED
AT MAURICIO'S EVENT
BECAUSE I LOST IT.
YOU KNOW, IF SOMEONE, YOU KNOW,
HAD AN ISSUE WITH YOU,
YOU'RE GONNA REACT THE SAME WAY.
- OF COURSE.
- I KNOW YOU'D SUPPORT US
FOR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
- WE HAVE HAD YOUR BACK,
JUST SO YOU KNOW THAT.
- YEAH. NO, NO, NO.
- WELL, I CAN TELL YOU,
LIKE, I FLAT-OUT TOLD HER
THAT SHE WAS COMPLETELY
OUT OF LINE.
SHE GOT VERY UPSET WITH ME.
SHE TOLD ME TO [bleep] OFF,
MOTHER[bleep],
IS WHAT I GOT.
- BUT DO YOU KNOW
WHAT THE WEIRD THING IS?
IF ANYBODY ELSE HAD SAID THAT
TO MY HUSBAND,
I THINK I WOULD HAVE
FLOWN ACROSS THE ROOM.
YOU DIDN'T EVEN BLINK.
- I DIDN'T EVEN FLINCH.
- I FEEL SORT OF STUCK
IN THE MIDDLE
WITH BEING FRIENDLY WITH BOTH
ADRIENNE AND BRANDI.
I DEFINITELY FEEL LIKE
IT'S A BALANCING ACT
WHEN YOU HAVE FRIENDS
THAT ARE ARGUING.
- YOU GUYS ARE GOOD FRIENDS.
YOU SUPPORT US,
YOU HAVE SUPPORTED US,
THAT'S ALL THAT COUNTS.
YOU KNOW, WE DON'T REALLY NEED
TO HEAR AN APOLOGY.
- TO BE HONEST WITH YOU...
- WE NEED TO MOVE ON
AND TAKE CARE OF OUR STUFF.
- THIS IS A LOT OF TIME
THAT'S NOT NECESSARY.
I'D RATHER MOVE ON.
IF SHE HAS AN ISSUE WITH ME,
THEN CONFRONT ME...
CONFRONT ME FACE-TO-FACE.
AND I WOULD APPRECIATE HER
DOING THAT ACTUALLY.
- HEY, GUYS.
CAN TWO GUYS GIVE ME A HAND,
PLEASE?
THE FLOWERS ARE HERE.
THANK YOU, SIR.
OH, MY GOD, THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL.
ALL RIGHT.
SO, GUYS,
LET'S TAKE ALL OF THEM.
AND LET'S PUT THEM
ALL ON THE BAR
IN THE ROOM THERE, YEAH?
YEAH, I CAN TAKE ONE TOO.
CAN I HAVE ONE?
- I USED TO BE MARRIED
TO MOHAMED,
AND OCCASIONALLY
I HELP HIM FINALIZE
THE INTERIORS OF THE MANSIONS
THAT HE'S BUILDING.
WHEN I WAS MARRIED TO MOHAMED,
I WOULD DECORATE EVERY PROJECT
THAT HE WAS BUILDING.
WE WERE ACTUALLY A GREAT TEAM,
WORK-WISE.
AND OCCASIONALLY,
MOHAMED WILL CALL ME
AND SAY, "OH, I NEED HELP.
COME AND LOOK AND GIVE ME...
YOU KNOW, GIVE ME SOME IDEAS
TO DECORATE THIS
OR HOW TO DO THAT."
WE MIGHT NOT BE MARRIED ANYMORE,
BUT HE'S STILL SMART ENOUGH
TO LISTEN TO ME.
LET'S JUST PUT THEM ALL
ON THE BAR HERE.
RIGHT HERE.
LET'S LINE 'EM UP HERE.
ALL RIGHT, OKAY,
LET'S GET THE GUYS...
I WANT TO TRY
TO FINISH THIS ROOM, OKAY?
WE DON'T HAVE TOO MUCH TIME.
WHEN I STOPPED MODELING,
I STARTED TAGGING ALONG
WITH MOHAMED.
AND HE WAS ALREADY,
AT THAT TIME, YOU KNOW,
THE LARGEST DEVELOPER
OF THE RITZ-CARLTON HOTELS.
SO I JUST START
TAGGING ALONG WITH HIM.
THAT'S KIND OF HOW I GOT INTO,
YOU KNOW, DECORATING.
ALL RIGHT, GUYS,
LET'S CENTER THIS.
OH, MY GOD, THAT'S HEAVY, NO?
- YEAH. A LITTLE HEAVY.
- COME TO ME A LITTLE BIT.
- [speaking Spanish]
- BACKWARDS.
- YOU GOTTA LEARN ENGLISH.
- YEAH, I KNOW.
- YOU KNOW? YOU'RE IN AMERICA.
THEY SPEAK ENGLISH HERE.
YOU KNOW,
WHEN I COME TO AMERICA,
I DON'T SPEAK NO ENGLISH.
AND ALL I KNOW HOW TO SAY
WAS "PLEASE," "THANK YOU,"
"YES," "NO."
BUT EVERY NIGHT,
BEFORE I GO TO SLEEP, I STUDY.
- YES.
- OKAY? SO YOU DO THE SAME.
OKAY.
WHEN IT COMES TO DAVID
AND MOHAMED,
IT'S JUST IMPORTANT
FOR OUR CHILDREN
THAT WE ALL GET ALONG
AND THAT WE ALL ARE RESPECTFUL.
BETWEEN US ALL,
WE HAVE 12 KIDS AND STEP-KIDS.
AND IT'S A BIG, BLENDED FAMILY,
BUT WE LOVE IT.
YEAH. OKAY.
YEAH.
IT'S A LITTLE BIG FOR HERE,
BUT I THINK MAYBE ONCE WE
LET IT BREATHE A LITTLE...
BUT IT'S FINE TO SHOW IT.
IT'S OKAY.
THIS HOUSE IS SO IMPRESSIVE.
IT'S SO INCREDIBLE.
AND SINCE
I JUST FINISHED DECORATING,
I'D LOVE TO INVITE THE GIRLS,
IF THEY'D BEHAVE APPROPRIATE,
YES.
GIVE ME FIVE. ENGLISH TONIGHT.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO TONIGHT
WHEN YOU GET HOME?
- LEARN ENGLISH.
- YES! YES, YES, YES, YES.
GOOD JOB.
- I KNEW IT WAS YOU.
- HI.
- HOW ARE YA?
- GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD.
- THANKS FOR COMING.
- OKAY.
SO WHERE DO I NEED TO GO?
- IN HERE.
AFTER ALL THE CRAZY FIGHTING
AT DAR MAGHREB LAST NIGHT,
THANK GOD LIFE GOES ON.
THIS IS THE KIND OF THING
I JUST WANTED TO SHOW YOU...
THESE PEOPLE THAT I FEEL.
- MM-HMM.
- THESE SPIRITS.
YOU CALL THEM GHOSTS.
THAT IS WHERE I HAVE FELT
SOMEBODY SIT.
- RIGHT... RIGHT HERE.
- YEAH.
I FEEL THAT THERE MIGHT BE
SOMETHING IN THE HOUSE
OTHER THAN... US.
- OKAY, THERE'S THIS ONE THING
THAT I FEEL
IS THAT YOU HAVE THE SPIRIT
OF YOUR FUTURE GRANDCHILDREN
COMING TO YOU ALREADY.
SO YOU'VE GOT A COUPLE
OF LITTLE ONES HERE
PLAYING ON THE BED.
YES, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
SOME GRANDCHILDREN.
NOW, THE OTHER THING IS
THERE IS A WOMAN
THAT SITS ON THE END OF THIS BED
AND WATCHES OVER YOU
THAT IS NOT YOUR MOTHER.
- WITH ALL THESE SPIRITS HERE,
I DON'T FEEL LIKE I REALLY
WANT TO GO ANYWHERE, RIGHT?
- NO.
- REBECCA TELLS ME
THAT MY GRANDCHILDREN ARE
IN THE HOUSE
WITH SOME OTHER PEOPLE
OR SPIRITS.
IF THIS IS THE CASE,
I'M REALLY HAPPY.
SOMETIMES I THINK
DEALING WITH THE OTHER SIDE
WOULD BE EASIER THAN DEALING
WITH THESE GIRLS.
MAYBE. [laughs]
THIS PARTICULAR AREA,
I SEE HEARTS.
YOU KNOW, AND I SEE... YOU KNOW,
I SEE ALL KINDS OF HEARTS.
- THIS IS PROBABLY A LITTLE BIT
OF A PORTAL THAT YOU HAVE HERE.
SO YOUR FAMILY...
- A LITTLE WHAT?
- IT'S CALLED, LIKE, A PORTAL.
THEY CAN COME THROUGH A VORTEX.
IT'S LIKE A DOOR
TO THE OTHER DIMENSION.
SO THIS IS YOUR DOOR.
- ARE WE OPENING UP...
- NO, IT'S ALREADY OPEN.
- ARE THEY ALL GONNA COME
RUNNING IN HERE, LIKE,
"HI, WE'RE HERE"?
- THE DOOR'S ALREADY OPEN.
YOU DIDN'T OPEN IT.
IT'S BEEN OPEN.
- I MEAN, AS LONG
AS NO CRAZY GUY
COMES FLYING
THROUGH THE FIREPLACE,
AND, LIKE, "AAH! GET OUT!"
- COMING UP...
- SO I THINK IT'S BEAUTIFUL,
BUT 14,000 IS, LIKE, TOO MUCH.
- WHAT WOULD YOU FEEL
COMFORTABLE PAYING FOR IT?
- UM...
- HI, MOHAMED.
- HEY.
- BABY, IT'S CRAZY.
- HELLO, LADIES!
- WE BROUGHT YOU A PRESENT.
- MWAH. MWAH.
HEY, MAMA.
- DADDY, WE'RE GONNA NEED
A LITTLE HELP IN A MINUTE.
- LOOK WHAT WE BROUGHT YOU.
HERE. LEMONS.
- OH, MY GOD!
LOOK AT THIS, ALL THESE LEMONS.
- MOHAMED AND I, WE WERE MARRIED
FOR SEVEN YEARS.
AFTER THE DIVORCE,
MY FOCUS WAS ALWAYS
TO KEEP MOHAMED CLOSE
AND KEEP HIM INVOLVED
IN THE LIVES OF MY CHILDREN.
BECAUSE AT THE END OF THE DAY,
IT WASN'T REALLY ABOUT
HOW I WAS FEELING ABOUT MOHAMED.
IT WAS REALLY
ABOUT HOW MY CHILDREN FELT
ABOUT THEIR DADDY.
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS?
- OH, MY GOD!
THIS ROOM...
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS.
I LOVE IT.
- OH, YOU LOVE IT? GOOD.
- I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU...
- GIVE ME FIVE.
- YOU DID GOOD,
YEAH, YOU DID GOOD.
I LIKE THAT, I LIKE...
I'M GONNA HIRE YOU
FOR THE REST OF THE JOB.
- NOT BAD FOR AN EX-WIFE, HUH?
- NO, NOT BAD FOR AN EX-WIFE.
I'M GONNA KEEP YOU AROUND.
YOU DID AN AMAZING JOB.
I CAN TELL YOU THIS RIGHT NOW.
- WELL, I'M GLAD YOU LIKE IT.
- I'M THINKING ABOUT...
I WANT TO HIRE YOU
TO DO THE REST OF THE HOUSE.
- I'M SO EXPENSIVE.
- AND FOR THAT,
I'M GONNA ALLOW YOU
TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH MY KIDS.
- I DON'T THINK YOU CAN
AFFORD ME, MOHAMED, SO...
I THINK I'VE DONE A GREAT JOB
IN ALWAYS TEACHING
MY CHILDREN, YOU KNOW,
DADDY'S WORKING TO MAKE MONEY,
SO HE CAN SUPPORT THE HORSES
AND GOING TO A GOOD SCHOOL
AND ALL THESE IMPORTANT THINGS.
DID YOU SEE THE OUTSIDE, GIRLS?
- OH, MY GOSH, IT'S SO PRETTY.
- ISN'T THAT PRETTY?
HEY, DON'T SLOUCH.
PUT YOUR BODY...
GIGI, HOW MANY TIMES I TOLD YOU?
STOP SLOUCHING.
- OH, MY GOD. [laughs]
- YOU KNOW,
IT'S LIKE, I TOLD YOU
THAT YOU GOTTA,
YOU KNOW, WALK LIKE...
- YOU ALSO TOLD ME
TO STOP BITING MY NAILS...
- WALK LIKE
YOU'RE WALKING BACKWARDS.
- AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T STOPPED,
SO...
- AND YOU'RE STILL BITING
YOUR NAILS.
- THERE'S NO OLIVES ON THESE.
SO LISTEN, THESE ARE...
NO, THESE ARE MY OLIVE TREES.
THEY FLEW THEM FROM ITALY.
- YES.
- THEY ARE ALL FEMALE,
SO THEY ALL HAVE OLIVES
WILL COME OFF, I'M SERIOUS.
- OF COURSE YOUR DAD IS GONNA
HAVE ALL FEMALE TREES.
- OH, YEAH. [laughter]
- WHEN YOU RAISE
THREE CHILDREN TOGETHER,
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NOT ALWAYS
GONNA AGREE.
- YOU GUYS ARE CRAZY.
- SHE CAN'T WALK ON GRASS.
- YOU LOOK LIKE FOOLS.
- I CAN'T WALK ON GRASS.
- WHY?
- BECAUSE I'M WEARING MY HEELS.
- PULL MY PANTS UP.
SOMETIMES WE CLASH A LITTLE BIT,
BUT WE ALWAYS SEEM TO BE
COMING BACK AROUND
TO THE MAIN FOCUS,
WHICH IS REALLY, YOU KNOW,
ANWAR, BELLA, AND GIGI.
- GIGI, YOU GUYS LOOK
LIKE HIPPIES.
- [laughs] WE ARE HIPPIES.
- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
- I'M EXCITED.
YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS STORE,
BY THE WAY.
- WAIT, I'M ALREADY...
- NO, LOOK AT HOW MUCH FUN
THIS IS.
- OH, MY GOD.
- RIGHT?
LIKE, THIS IS FANTASTIC,
ISN'T IT?
- LOOK AT THIS.
I WENT TO BOCA RATON
TO DO A BOOK SIGNING.
I FELL IN LOVE
WITH A STORE THERE.
EVERY ONE
OF MY FAVORITE DESIGNERS,
ACCESSORIES, JEWELRY.
I REACHED OUT TO THE OWNERS,
AND I TOLD THEM,
"I'M IN LOVE WITH THIS STORE,
"AND I REALLY WANT TO PARTNER
WITH YOU
AND OPEN ONE IN BEVERLY HILLS."
FAYE, STOP!
- I'M JUST BLOCKING IT OUT.
- BEHAVE YOURSELF!
FAYE IS GOING TO BE DESIGNING
THE STORE,
AND TODAY WE ARE GOING
TO LOOK FOR MANNEQUINS.
- I HEAR THERE'S A, LIKE, THIS
SASSY COUTURE MANNEQUIN LINE,
AND THEN YOU HAVE, LIKE,
A MORE SEXY LINE WITH A...
- MORE VOLUPTUOUS.
- WHERE'S THAT? VOLUPTUOUS.
- YEAH,
'CAUSE THESE ARE SO SKINNY,
BUT THOSE ALSO, LIKE... - RIGHT.
- I STARTED FAYE RESNICK DESIGN
18 YEARS AGO,
AND I DON'T THINK
YOU FIND DESIGN,
I THINK DESIGN FINDS YOU.
I DON'T THINK
IT'S SOMETHING YOU CAN LEARN,
I THINK
YOU'RE EITHER BORN WITH IT
OR YOU'RE NOT.
- SHOW US THE...
- JUST THE AVERAGE GIRL.
WHERE IS SHE? - OVER THERE.
- THIS IS THE AVERAGE GIRL
IN BEVERLY HILLS.
- LET'S GO TO THE ONE
THAT'S EATEN A FEW DINNERS.
[laughter]
- THERE'S
SO MANY DIFFERENT COLORS.
I WASN'T EXPECTING THAT.
- IT'S ALL IN THE DETAILS.
- THAT IS INTERESTING.
SO THEY HAVE MANNEQUINS...
- STOP TOUCHING IT.
- WITH BOOB JOBS.
- YES.
- HERS ARE BETTER THAN HERS.
- NO, I LIKE HERS TOO.
- THIS MUST BE, LIKE, THE ADULT
TOY SECTION OR SOMETHING.
- OH, YEAH,
THOSE ARE A LITTLE BIT...
- HI. WELCOME TO MY STORE.
[laughs]
- I HAVE A LOT
OF A-LISTER CLIENTS:
AVRIL LAVIGNE, PARIS HILTON,
NICK LACHEY, KEVIN CONNOLLY,
WHICH IS A LOT OF FUN,
VERY DEMANDING,
SO IT IS REALLY EASY
WORKING WITH KYLE.
WE NEED, LIKE,
25 MANNEQUINS, KYLE.
- WHAT? WHY SO MANY?
- SO WE CAN GET... A LOT.
WE'RE PUTTING 'EM ON TOP
FOR DISPLAYS.
WE'RE DOING THE JEAN DISPLAY.
WE'RE DOING
UNDER THE CHANDELIERS...
- DOESN'T THAT SEEM A LOT?
- SO WE'RE LOOKING AT 20 TO 25.
YOU HAVE
A 5,000-SQUARE-FOOT STORE.
- OKAY.
RIGHT NOW, THE STORE IS EMPTY.
THERE'S ABSOLUTELY
NOTHING IN IT.
SO THE PRESSURE IS ON
FOR FAYE TO GET THIS DONE.
- I THINK WHAT SUZANNA
IS GOING TO LET US DO IS,
ESSENTIALLY,
BRING TWO OF THEM IN THE CAR,
AND DELIVER THE REST.
- THIS STORE IS LIKE
HAVING ANOTHER BABY.
I FEEL LIKE
I'M STARTING FROM BIRTH
AND WATCHING IT GROW.
AND I'M JUST GONNA BE NURTURING
THIS NEW, LITTLE, HIP,
FASHIONABLE BABY.
- ABSOLUTELY, YES.
- THANK YOU. SEE YOU NEXT TIME.
- THANK YOU. BYE.
- BYE, SUZANNA. APPRECIATE IT.
IT'S GONNA BE A LOT
TO JUGGLE BEING A MOM,
A WIFE, AND A STORE OWNER,
BUT PORTIA IS NOW
IN SCHOOL EVERY DAY.
I REALLY FEEL LIKE,
AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE,
I CAN HANDLE IT.
- THIS IS GONNA BE
REALLY EMBARRASSING
DRIVING DOWN THE STREET
WITH YOUR NEW BEST FRIENDS.
- WHAT'RE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
- WHAT?
THESE GIRLS ARE MORE REAL
THAN SOME OF OUR FRIENDS
IN BEVERLY HILLS, SO...
- I LOVE IT.
- [laughs]
- IT'S TRUE.
AND WE DON'T HAVE TO WORRY
ABOUT WHAT COMES
OUT OF THEIR MOUTH NEXT.
- EXACTLY.
- RIGHT?
- [laughs]
- HI, GUYS.
- HI.
- HELLO.
- HI.
- HI. HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD. NICE TO SEE YOU.
NICE TO SEE YOU.
- GREAT.
- WELL, I'M GLAD YOU COULD COME.
I'M GLAD WE COULD ALL HANG OUT.
- YEAH.
- WE HAD FUN THE OTHER NIGHT.
- YEAH, IT WAS A GOOD TIME.
- THE FOUR OF US.
- YEAH, THAT WAS...
THAT PART...
OUR LITTLE TABLE WAS GOOD.
- OUR LITTLE CORNER, YEAH.
- OUR LITTLE AREA WAS FUN.
- THE REST OF IT
WAS NOT THAT FUN.
- SAFE HAVEN OVER THERE.
- YEAH.
AT KYLE'S DINNER PARTY,
I REALLY ENJOYED
SPEAKING TO MARISA.
WE ACTUALLY HIT IT OFF.
- YOU HAVE BOYS, YEAH?
- BOYS, YEAH.
I DON'T LIKE TO SNUGGLE
EXCEPT FOR WITH THE BOYS.
THAT'S IT. OTHERWISE,
IT DOESN'T REALLY HAPPEN.
- WELL, NO, I'D RATHER SNUGGLE
WITH MY KIDS THAN MY HUSBAND.
- YEAH. [laughs]
WHEN SHE INVITED ME
TO DINNER, I WAS LIKE,
"SURE. WHY NOT? LET'S DO THIS."
- THIS IS GONNA BE ENJOYABLE,
FUN, RELAXING...
- YEAH.
- GOOD FOOD.
- I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TWO
ARE EVEN RELATED.
LOOKING AT YOU,
IT'S LIKE NOTHING ALIKE.
- I KNOW, NOTHING.
- NOT... NOTHING. RIGHT?
- HE AND I LOOK MORE ALIKE.
- YEAH.
- PEOPLE SOMETIMES SAY,
"ARE YOU..."
- BUT PEOPLE DATE PEOPLE
THAT LOOK LIKE EACH OTHER TOO.
- I KNOW, BUT USUALLY
MY KIND OF GUY IS, LIKE, DARK.
- YEAH, MINE TOO.
- DARK HAIR, LIKE YOUR EX.
LIKE, I LOVE THAT LOOK.
- [laughs]
BUT WHAT ABOUT THIS?
THIS IS SO HANDSOME.
- NO, HE'S SO HANDSOME,
BUT IT'S LIKE
I ENDED UP MARRYING
EXACTLY OPPOSITE
OF WHAT I'M INTERESTED IN,
LIKE...
- [laughs]
- NO... [laughs]
- THAT DID NOT...
THAT DID NOT SOUND GOOD.
- CHECK, PLEASE.
- I LIKE THE FACT
THAT MARISA'S BLUNT AND HONEST,
BUT I FEEL SORRY FOR DEAN
A LITTLE BIT
BECAUSE OF THE THINGS
SHE TALKS ABOUT IN FRONT OF HIM,
I THINK CAN BE
A LITTLE DISRESPECTFUL.
I JUST... I FEEL BAD FOR HIM.
WOW... SO, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING RIGHT NOW?
ARE YOU WORKING
ON A MOVIE, OR...
- I'VE GOT, UH...
- FILLET. FILLET SOUNDS GOOD.
- TWO INDEPENDENTS THAT
LOOK LIKE THEY'RE GONNA SHOOT
IN EUROPE IN THE FALL.
- OH, AWESOME.
DO YOU GO, THEN?
- MAYBE A THIRD, YEAH.
- OH.
- YEAH.
- MY HUSBAND DEAN
IS A MOVIE PRODUCER.
HE HAS FOLLOWED IN THE FOOTSTEPS
OF HIS WHOLE ENTIRE FAMILY.
HIS PARENTS, LILI ZANUCK
AND HIS FATHER RICHARD ZANUCK
ARE BIG HERE IN TOWN.
MY HUSBAND REALLY ENJOYS
WORKING ON INDEPENDENT FILMS.
I WISH HE WOULD DO
A STUDIO FILM WHERE HE MAKES
A GREAT DEAL OF MONEY
AND ALL OF THE PERKS
THAT COME WITH THE STUDIO FILMS.
HE'S GONNA BE
FILMING ONE IN ITALY.
- AND THEN ANOTHER ONE IN...
IN ROMANIA.
- I WAS IN ROMANIA.
IN BUCHAR... BUDAPE...
BUCHAREST? - YEAH, BUCHAREST.
- MY EX SHOT A MOVIE THERE.
AND I WAS ANNOYED
LEAVING MY HUSBAND THERE.
- REALLY?
- YEAH.
ALL THE GIRLS ARE STUNNING,
AND THEY'RE HOOKERS, AND...
YOU'RE... YOU'RE COMING BACK
A HAPPY MAN.
KIDDING. KIDDING, OBVIOUSLY.
I COULDN'T SAY THAT, LIKE,
TO SOME OF THE OTHER WOMEN
'CAUSE THEY WOULD
BE LIKE, "OH..."
BUT YOU CAN SAY
THAT KIND OF THING TO LISA.
YOU CAN JOKE WITH HER
ABOUT ANYTHING.
- I AM VERY SIMILAR TO BRANDI.
BRANDI AND I ACTUALLY HAVE
A LOT OF THINGS IN COMMON
IN TERMS OF WE SAY WHAT WE FEEL,
WE DON'T REALLY
THINK ABOUT IT AT FIRST.
AND THEN AFTERWARDS I'LL THINK,
"OH, MY GOD,
SHOULD I HAVE SAID THAT?"
- SO...
NEXT WEEK I'M GOING TO VEGAS.
I BROKERED THIS DEAL WITH
THIS NIGHT SCHOOL FOR GIRLS.
I WAS ASKED TO HOST THIS CLASS.
IT'S CALLED
BRANDI'S NIGHT SCHOOL FOR GIRLS,
WHERE WE TEACH THE GIRLS
HOW TO FIND THEIR SEXY AGAIN
ON A STRIPPER POLE,
AND THEN WE SEND THEM OUT
FOR A NIGHTTIME OF VIP PARTYING.
- WHO'S GOING?
- I'VE TALKED
TO LISA ABOUT IT. 100%.
I SENT YOLANDA A TEXT. - OKAY.
- I HAVEN'T HEARD BACK YET.
- BUT IT'S NICE FOR YOU
TO EXTEND THE INVITE.
- YEAH, EXACTLY.
SO YOU'RE IN?
- YEAH, DEFINITELY.
- OH, GOOD.
- I COULD USE A LITTLE TIME AWAY
TO, LIKE, SLEEP IN
AND BE ALONE A LITTLE BIT.
- [laughs]
- WHAT?
- I LOVE YOU, DEAN.
- SHE'S BACK ON THIS TANGENT.
- [laughs]
- WHAT?
- ON THAT NOTE...
- OKAY.
- TO ATTRACTIVE AND PROMISCUOUS.
- IT WAS A GOOD NIGHT.
- CHEERS.
- THE FOUR OF US, HUH?
- WE HAD FUN.
- I'LL SEE YOU AT
THE ART GALLERY TOMORROW, RIGHT?
- YEAH, DEFINITELY.
- OH, GOOD.
- COMING UP...
- TMZ STOPPED ME
TO ASK ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOU.
THEY WERE TELLING ME
ABOUT YOUR CONCERT.
- OF COURSE.
- I HATE WHEN TMZ...
I HAVE TO LEARN THINGS
ABOUT MY OWN FAMILY.
- UGH.
GO FOR IT, GIRLS.
[phone line ringing]
- HELLO.
- HEY, KYLE. IT'S BRANDI.
- HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?
- I ACTUALLY WAS CALLING
BECAUSE I FIGURED
YOU'RE PROBABLY GOING TO DANNY'S
ART GALLERY OPENING TONIGHT.
- I AM.
- OKAY, SO I THOUGHT...
AND I JUST...
YOU KNOW, MAURICIO AND I
HAD A LITTLE BIT OF...
AN ISSUE THE LAST TIME
WE SAW EACH OTHER,
AND I JUST WANT TO KNOW THAT,
MOVING FORWARD,
WE'RE IN A GOOD PLACE,
AND WE CAN GO AND HAVE FUN,
AND THERE'S NO, LIKE, PROBLEM.
- YOU KNOW WHAT,
DON'T WORRY, BRANDI.
I MEAN, I HAVE TO SAY,
I WAS A LITTLE TAKEN ABACK,
CALLING HIM A MOTHER[bleep].
Both: [laugh]
- I THINK
THAT'S PROBABLY THE FIRST TIME
ANYONE'S EVER CALLED HIM THAT,
BUT, YOU KNOW,
I REALLY DON'T HOLD A GRUDGE,
AND I WOULD LIKE
TO MOVE FORWARD AS WELL.
- WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY,
YOUR FIRSTS IN LIFE...
[laughs]
ARE YOUR MOST MEMORABLE.
I'M KIDDING.
- HOPEFULLY, IT'S THE FIRST
AND LAST. - YES, HOPEFULLY.
OKAY, PERFECT.
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
- OKAY. SEE YOU LATER. BYE.
- BYE.
- THANK YOU.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.
- THANKS, JOHN.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.
- HELLO!
WOW, IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
HI. - OH, MY. OH, MY.
WHAT'S UP, GIRLY GIRLS?
- IT LOOKS AMAZING.
- HOW YOU DOING? THANK YOU.
- HOW ARE YOU?
TONIGHT, MY FRIEND,
DANIEL MALTZMAN,
IS THROWING HIS GALLERY OPENING
IN THE HEART OF BEVERLY HILLS,
AND BECAUSE OF THE LOCATION
AND HOW TALENTED HE IS,
I'M SURE THE WHO'S WHO
OF THE TOWN WILL SHOW UP.
- THANK YOU.
CAN'T STAY TOO LONG, DARLING,
'CAUSE WE'VE GOT DINNER AT 8:30.
- OKAY.
- WOW.
THERE SHE IS.
- LONG TIME NO SEE.
- [laughs] HELLO.
- HELLO. OH!
- I'M DANIEL.
VERY NICE TO SEE YOU...
- HI, I'M LISA.
- AND MEET YOU AGAIN,
MET YOU BEFORE A COUPLE TIMES.
- IS THIS YOUR GALLERY?
YES, YEAH. - IT IS, YEAH.
- THERE'S SOME SEXY STUFF HERE.
- NO, I LIKE IT.
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT.
- HELLO.
- HI!
- HOW ARE YOU?
- UGH, TIRED.
HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD.
- HI! YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
- HELLO! HI, SEXY, HOW ARE YOU?
- HOW ARE YOU? GOOD.
YOU SAID
YOU'RE GONNA WEAR A DRESS,
SO I THOUGHT I'D GO HOME
AND WEAR A DRESS.
- OH, NICE. THIS IS SEXY.
- AS A DECORATOR,
I LOVE GOING TO ART GALLERIES.
YOU JUST NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU'RE
GONNA FIND SOMETHING SPECIAL.
- SHOULD... I WANT TO START
IN THE BEGINNING AND LOOK.
- YEAH, YEAH.
- OKAY, COME ON, THEN.
LET'S DO IT. - OKAY, ALL RIGHT,
LET ME GIVE YOU GUYS
A LITTLE TOUR HERE.
- I ALREADY SAW ONE
THAT TALKED TO ME...
- PERFECT, I LOVE THAT.
WE LIKE THAT.
- THAT MIGHT WANT TO BE WITH ME.
THIS ONE. - UH-HUH.
- LOVE THAT.
- UH-HUH.
- I LOVE IT, AND HOW MUCH IS IT?
- $14,000.
- THE PAINTING
IS NOT WORTH $14,000 TO ME.
I'M GONNA HAVE TO, LIKE,
WHEEL AND DEAL WITH HIM
A LITTLE BIT.
- HI. HOW ARE YOU?
HI, HOW ARE YOU?
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- HOW ARE YOU, KYLE?
- I'M REALLY WELL, THANK YOU.
- HELLO, DARLING.
- I LIKE THAT GREEN.
HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- I LIKE THAT HAIR THING... OOH!
- AH!
- IT'S OKAY.
- [laughs]
YOU DID IT ON PURPOSE.
JUST KIDDING. [laughs]
YOU KNOW, I'VE KNOWN DANIEL
FOR, LIKE, MORE THAN 20 YEARS.
- I KNOW, AND I'VE KNOWN DANIEL
FOR A LONG TIME TOO.
AND YOU HAVE HIS PAINTING.
- I HAVE HIS ART IN MY HOUSE.
- I KNOW!
THE ONE IN THE ENTRYWAY,
I SAID LOOKS LIKE THE ONE
THAT'S IN YOUR HOUSE.
- THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT.
- A LITTLE BIT.
YEAH, I THINK YOLANDA'S
GETTING THAT ONE,
SO... [laughs] - OH, IS SHE?
IT ACTUALLY WOULD GO
REALLY WELL IN HER HOUSE.
- OKAY. [laughs]
- YEAH, YEAH.
- WHOO.
- HI, GALS. HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD.
- [sighs]
- YOU HAVE TO COME TO VEGAS.
- I REALLY WANT THE LADIES
TO COME FOR MY TRIAL RUN
FOR BRANDI'S NIGHT SCHOOL OUT
FOR GIRLS
AND LET LOOSE
AND LET THEIR HAIR DOWN
AND JUST HAVE FUN.
- WHEN?
- WHAT DAY?
- TUESDAY.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
- NO, NO, YOU DO.
- NO,
IT SOUNDS LIKE SO MUCH FUN,
BUT I CAN'T.
- OH!
- I HAVE SOME PEOPLE FLYING IN
FROM DENVER FROM
A DOMESTIC VIOLENCE ORGANIZATION
THAT I'M GONNA START
WORKING WITH, AND I'M DOING...
SHOOTING SOME STUFF FOR THEM,
LIKE A PSA,
AND IT'S ON WEDNESDAY.
- OH, THAT'S AMAZING.
- ON WEDNESDAY? OH.
- BUT YOU GUYS
GOTTA SEND ME SOME PICTURES.
I WANT TO SEE WHAT I'M MISSING.
- WE'VE GOTTA
HAVE A LITTLE TALK WITH YOU.
- ALL RIGHT.
- I MEAN, I LOVE...
- I LIKE TO TALK. [laughs]
- YOU DO?
WELL, WHAT I REALLY WANT TO DO
IS NEGOTIATE WITH YOU.
- ALL RIGHT.
- SO, YOU KNOW,
WHEN I WALKED IN,
WHEN I SAW THIS,
IT SPEAKS ROMANCE TO ME.
LIKE, I SEE... I COULD SEE
MY HUSBAND AND I IN THIS.
I DON'T KNOW WHY.
SO I THINK IT'S BEAUTIFUL,
BUT AS A FATHER'S DAY GIFT,
$14,000 IS, LIKE, TOO MUCH,
SO CAN WE, LIKE...
LIKE, I DON'T KNOW.
- WHAT WOULD YOU
FEEL COMFORTABLE PAYING FOR IT?
- UM...
- DON'T INSULT ME.
- I MEAN HALF. 50 OFF.
JUST BECAUSE, YOU KNOW,
LIKE I SAID, I'M A DECORATOR.
WHATEVER I BUY, I ALWAYS GET 50.
- 50 OFF?
- BUT IT'LL BE IN OUR HOME.
IT'LL BE SEEN
BY SO MANY GREAT PEOPLE,
AND, YOU KNOW, ISN'T THAT...
ISN'T THAT THE WAY IT WORKS?
- IT IS WHAT IT'S ABOUT,
BUT IF YOU LOOK AT THIS PIECE,
AND YOU SEE THE AMOUNT OF WORK
THAT'S IN THIS PIECE,
WHAT IF I SAID TO YOU THIS...
$8,500 AT, LIKE, FINAL,
LAST-OFFER PRICE.
WOULD THAT BE SOMETHING
THAT WOULD WORK FOR YOU?
I MEAN, IT'S PRETTY CLOSE
TO WHAT YOU WANT IT FOR,
BUT JUST, OUT OF MYSELF,
JUST BECAUSE THIS
IS AN IMPORTANT PIECE TO ME...
- WELL, OKAY, TO MAKE...
YOU KNOW, LIKE...
- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
- I ALWAYS SAY,
"A GOOD DEAL IS MADE
WHEN BOTH PEOPLE
LEAVE A LITTLE ON THE TABLE."
- THAT'S WHY
I'M PUTTING A NUMBER THAT...
- SO YOU SAID $8,500,
SO LET'S DO $8,000,
SO WE'RE BOTH HAPPY.
- OH, MAN, YOU'RE KILLING ME.
- RIGHT IN BETWEEN
THE TWO OF US.
HOW ABOUT THAT? A DEAL?
- YAY!
- YOU GOT A DEAL. YOU GOT A...
- YOU GOT... YOU GOT A GREAT DEAL,
I'M TELLING YOU.
- YOU KNOW WHAT, IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
- SHE'S AMAZING, AND SO ARE YOU.
- YEAH, YEAH. YOU DID, YOU DID.
- I GUESS
DANIEL'S A GREAT ARTIST,
BUT AS A NEGOTIATOR,
MM, I DON'T KNOW.
[laughs] MAYBE NOT THAT GOOD.
- KENNETH, DO YOU MISS ME?
- EXCUSE ME.
- SORRY.
[laughter]
- JEEZ, AND I THOUGHT YOU
WERE TALL. WHAT ABOUT THAT GUY?
- YOU DON'T WANT
TO COME TO VEGAS WITH US?
- NO.
- WHY?
- I HAVE A LOT OF WORK
TO DO HERE.
- LOOK AT HIM, HANGING OUT
WITH ALL THOSE TALL GIRLS
OVER THERE. - I KNOW, RIGHT?
THEY'RE HUGE. I MEAN,
WE'RE THE NORMAL ONES.
LIKE, IT'S WHY
I FEEL LIKE A LITTLE DWARF
WHEN I'M NEXT TO THEM.
- I'M A LITTLE PORK CHOP.
- THEY'RE, LIKE, 5'10",
PLUS 6-INCH HEELS.
- I KNOW. LOOK AT KEN,
HE'S LIKE A LITTLE PIG
IN [bleep] RIGHT NOW.
HI, KEN.
- HOW ARE YOU DOING, KEN?
REMEMBER ME? - LOOK AT KEN.
- WHY DID KEN LEAVE YOU?
- LOOK AT KEN,
WITH HIS HAND IN THE COOKIE JAR.
- IT'S ACTUALLY IN HIS POCKET,
PLAYING WITH HIMSELF. [laughs]
- THOSE ARE TROUBLE MAKERS,
YEAH.
- KEN, SMILE.
PUT YOUR TITTIES IN HIS FACE,
PLEASE.
ONE, TWO... SMILE.
- AND HE LOOKS RIDICULOUS.
LORD KNOWS. IT'S LIKE,
LOOK TO THE RIGHT.
NO, LOOK TO THE RIGHT. [laughs]
- I AM TOO, NOW.
- 'CAUSE YOU HAD
ALL THESE BOOBIES IN YOUR FACE.
- IS THIS HAPPINESS?
- FIRST ONE'S BETTER.
- WHO'S THAT BLOODY MIDGET
IN THE MIDDLE OF THAT?
[laughter]
- WELL... I'VE ALREADY
TALKED TO YOLANDA
AND A LITTLE BIT TO LISA,
BUT I HAVE A LITTLE VEGAS TRIP
COMING UP,
AND I WOULD LOVE
FOR YOU TO COME.
EVERYTHING
SEEMS TO BE GOING GOOD
BETWEEN KYLE AND I TONIGHT,
SO I'M THINKING,
IT'S PROBABLY SAFE
TO INVITE HER TO VEGAS.
I KNOW
THAT YOU'RE PROBABLY WEARY
ABOUT SPENDING A COUPLE DAYS
AWAY WITH ME,
BUT I PROMISE,
IT'S GONNA BE ALL FUN,
AND I'M GOING TO HOST
THIS THING,
BUT I'M...
WE'RE JUST PRACTICE HOSTING.
- OKAY.
- THIS WOMEN EMPOWERMENT GROUP,
IT'S LIKE,
THEY DO DIVORCE PARTIES...
- WE DON'T WANT TO COME.
[laughs]
I'M KIDDING, I'M KIDDING,
I'M KIDDING.
- WE'RE GONNA STAY
AT THE FOUR SEASONS.
IT'LL BE REALLY NICE
AND RELAXING.
- LET'S ALL GO AND MAKE IT FUN.
- OH, YAY.
- OH, THERE'S MY HUSBAND.
- OH.
- HI, HONEY.
- HONEY, MY GOSH.
- WHAT?
- YOU LOOK HOT.
- DOESN'T SHE?
- I DO? THANK YOU.
- YOU'LL BE TAKING HOME AN...
- NO, YOU LOOK LIKE... A LITTLE
ARABIC INFLUENCE, MAYBE.
SOMETHING, UH... - A LITTLE...
- IT'S HOT HIPPIE.
- MORE LIKE HIPPIE.
- HI, GIRLS!
- HI.
- HI, HONEY, HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M WELL.
- YOU KNOW MARISA.
- HI. YES, THANKS.
- NICE TO SEE YA.
- I MET YOU A LONG TIME AGO.
HI, HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD.
- THIS IS MY FRIEND, ROBIN.
THIS IS PARIS.
- HI, HOW ARE YOU?
- UM...
- SO PRETTY.
- SO YEAH, WE'VE BEEN
TALKING ABOUT VEGAS.
- VEGAS.
- WE'RE GOING...
DOING A GIRLS' TRIP TO VEGAS.
- WHEN?
- NEXT WEEK.
- NICE.
- WANT TO COME? [laughs]
- I'M GONNA BE IN BRAZIL
AT MY CONCERT NEXT WEEK.
- YOUR CONCERT?
OH, MY GOD, THAT'S RIGHT.
- YEAH, IT'S GONNA BE, LIKE,
30-SOMETHING-THOUSAND PEOPLE.
I'M CLOSING FOR JENNIFER LOPEZ.
SO IT'S HUGE. - OH, MY GOD.
- IT'S, LIKE, MY FIRST CONCERT.
- I WAS GETTING IN MY CAR
THE OTHER NIGHT,
AND TMZ STOPPED ME
TO ASK ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOU.
- YES.
- THEY WERE TELLING ME
ABOUT YOUR CONCERT.
- OF COURSE.
- I'M LIKE, "WELL... OH, WAIT,
NO, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
I MEAN, I KNOW SHE WAS IN..."
LIKE, OKAY, THANK YOU.
I HATE WHEN TMZ... - [laughs]
- I HAVE TO LEARN THINGS
ABOUT MY OWN FAMILY.
I'M LIKE, "WELL, OH, WAIT.
NO, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT."
- IT'S FUNNY 'CAUSE IT'S LIKE,
I'LL LOOK AT HIM
ACROSS THE ROOM,
AND I'M... MY SISTER ALWAYS SAYS...
SHE'S LIKE, "HE'S CUTE.
I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU THINK,
LIKE, OTHER GUYS ARE CUTER."
I DON'T EVEN THINK
HE'S THAT SEXY.
- HE'S ADORABLE.
- I SAID, "YEAH, I KNOW."
I LOVE HIM. I DO. - YEAH,
BUT YOU'VE LOOKED AT HIM
FOR SO LONG?
- BUT I'VE LOOKED AT HIM
FOR SO LONG,
AND HE'S SO IN LOVE WITH ME,
WHICH... I'M SO LUCKY.
- OH.
- BUT WE MET SO YOUNG.
LIKE, I MET HIM
WHEN I WAS 20, SO...
- AND THAT'S... THOSE ARE THE ONES
THAT USUALLY DON'T WORK OUT,
THOUGH.
- I KNOW, THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY.
- RIGHT, SO YOU GOT REALLY...
DOUBLE LUCKY.
- YEAH, BUT I ALSO THINK
I SHOULD'VE WAITED
TO GET MARRIED
TILL I WAS, LIKE, IN MY 30s.
I THINK A WOMAN
DOESN'T KNOW WHO SHE IS
UNTIL SHE'S IN HER 30s...
- RIGHT.
- AND THEN TO GET MARRIED
WHEN YOU'RE 25, LIKE I WAS...
AND THEN I WANTED
TO HAVE A BABY RIGHT AWAY,
WHICH I DID, AND MY SON'S TEN.
- DEAN IS A LITTLE MORE
IN LOVE WITH MARISA
THAN MARISA IS WITH DEAN.
I FEEL LIKE
MARISSA'S MISSING SOMETHING.
STOP THROWING YOUR HUSBAND
UNDER THE BUS. IT'S NOT COOL.
- NOW, I LOOK BACK,
AND I'M LIKE, "I DIDN'T PARTY.
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING,"
AND, YOU KNOW...
SO IT'S JUST...
- WELL, NEVER TOO LATE TO START.
- I KNOW.
- BOTTOMS UP.
[laughter]
- COMING UP...
- WHOA.
- I THOUGHT THAT WOULD LOOK
AMAZING ON YOUR BAR.
- IT'S A NICE BOTTLE.
- AMAZING.
- IT IS.
- I DON'T LIKE IT.
- I CALL LISA THE OTHER DAY,
HER HOUSEKEEPER SAYS,
"HOLD ON, KYLE..."
LISTEN.
"I'M GONNA GET LISA FOR YOU."
SHE GETS LISA,
LISA GETS ON THE PHONE,
SHE SAYS, "YOU JUST INTERRUPTED
KEN AND I HAVING SEX."
- [gasps]
- NOT WITH EACH OTHER.
[laughter] - THAT'S COFFEE HOUR.
- SHE'S LIKE, "KYLE, PLEASE,
I'M RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF IT."
- THAT'S OKAY.
THAT'S WHAT YOU DO
WHEN YOUR KIDS LEAVE HOME.
- LISTEN, WHY DON'T YOU
TELL YOUR HOUSEKEEPER
NOT TO WAKE YOU, "A,"
AND "B," YOU DIDN'T
HAVE TO PICK UP THE PHONE.
- WELL, WE STILL CARRIED ON,
EVEN WHEN YOU WERE ON THE PHONE.
- [laughs]
- WHEN YOU'RE DOING IT ALL DAY,
YOU HAVE TO TAKE PHONE CALLS.
- OH, YEAH.
I LIKE TO KNOW THAT MY CALL
IS PRIORITY
OVER YOUR SEX WITH KEN.
[laughter]
- OOH.
- WHOA, WHAT DO WE GOT THERE?
- WHOA.
- I THOUGHT THAT WOULD LOOK
AMAZING ON YOUR BAR.
- WOW.
- I DON'T LIKE IT.
- IT'S AMAZING.
- IT'S A NICE BOTTLE.
- "AMAZING."
- IT IS, IT'S AN AMAZ...
- IT'S A NICE BOTTLE.
- IT'S... THE TASTE...
- AMAZING!
- AMAZING.
- IT'S A GIN. IT'S A GIN.
- A GIN?
- THE TASTE IS UNBELIEVABLE.
- "GIN"?
- IT'LL LOOK AMAZING
ON YOUR BAR.
- MAURICIO GIVES ME
THIS BOTTLE OF GIN.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER IT WAS
A PEACE OFFERING OR NOT.
MAURICIO AND I HAD WORDS
IN THE RESTAURANT,
AND I JUST DIDN'T LIKE
THE WAY HE WAS
ATTACKING BRANDI THAT NIGHT.
- I MEAN, IF YOU WANT,
WE COULD TASTE IT NOW.
I MEAN, I'LL GET YOU
ANOTHER BOTTLE.
- I DON'T WANT TO TASTE IT NOW,
I'M GOING.
- [laughs]
- I'VE GOT DINNER
WITH RICK AND KATHY.
- OH, YOU DO?
WHERE ARE YOU GOING? - I'M LATE.
- I THINK KEN
IS JUST STILL HOLDING
A LITTLE BIT OF A GRUDGE,
BUT WE CAN DISAGREE.
YOU KNOW, WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
I'M GONNA GO KICK HIS ASS?
- WE HAVE TO GO.
- WHERE ARE YOU GUYS GOING?
HOW ARE YOU? NICE TO SEE YOU.
- HI.
- HI. [laughs]
- HI.
- WHAT'S GOING ON?
- NOT A LOT.
WELL, A LOT, BUT NOTHING I CAN...
- SHARE WITH ME?
- WELL, NOT RIGHT NOW.
- OKAY.
- I MEAN... I MEAN, NO, IT'S...
NOT WORTH TALKING ABOUT
RIGHT NOW.
- NO PROBLEM. [laughs]
WE CAN SHARE IT AT ANOTHER TIME.
- HUH? YEAH, YEAH.
- YOU CAN SHARE IT ANOTHER TIME.
- I WILL SEE YOU LATER.
- ALL RIGHT, COOL.
- IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE 8:00.
BYE, DARLING.
- WHERE ARE YOU GUYS GOING?
- WE'RE GOING TO SUNSET TOWER.
- OH, NICE. ENJOY.
- YEAH.
- TELL THEM I SAY HI.
- ALL RIGHT, I WILL DO.
ENJOY. SO TAKE YOUR BOTTLE.
- WE'RE JUST...
- THANKS, BUDDY.
- BYE. BYE.
- THANKS. BYE.
- LISA CAME UP, SAID HELLO.
IT WAS DEFINITELY
NOT A GENUINE HELLO,
AND, UM, SHE OBVIOUSLY
WAS STILL HOLDING A GRUDGE.
SHE WAS CERTAINLY
PROTECTING BRANDI.
THAT WAS JUST WEIRD.
- WHAT? WHAT WAS?
- UH, WITH LISA. WAS THAT...
WAS THAT WEIRD, THE WAY...
WHAT LISA SAID TO ME
OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT,
OR WAS THAT JUST ME?
- WHAT DID SHE SAY?
- I DON'T KNOW, I THOUGHT...
I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS, LIKE,
A WEIRD WAY OF GREETING ME.
SHE GOES...
I GO, "HI, HOW ARE YOU?
WHAT'S UP? WHAT'S GOING ON?"
AND SHE SAYS, "A LOT, BUT, UH,
I DON'T HAVE TIME
TO TELL YOU ABOUT IT."
I'M LIKE, "OKAY, SO..." - NO.
- WELL, WHATEVER. I'M SO
PAST THAT, IT'S NOT EVEN...
- ANYWAY, WHO CARES?
GO GET A DRINK. I LOVE YOU.
WE ALL KNOW THAT LISA...
IF SOMETHING BOTHERS HER,
OR SHE DOESN'T LIKE IT, SHE HAS
NO PROBLEM SAYING IT TO YOU.
IT'S HARD
WHEN YOU'RE CLOSE WITH SOMEONE
AND THERE'S
SOME UNSPOKEN NEGATIVITY
BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU.
IT'S VERY DIFFICULT,
BUT IF YOU KEEP IT IN,
EVENTUALLY,
THERE'S GONNA BE AN EXPLOSION.
- NEXT TIME,
ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES
OF BEVERLY HILLS...
- FIND YOUR INNER SEXY!
SO, GIRLS, ARE YOU EXCITED?
WHOO! VEGAS!
[cheers and applause]
- DO WE WEAR STRIPPER WEAR?
- SWALLOW, SWALLOW.
- UGH!
- I JUST HAVE NEVER
FELT THIS SEXUAL.
- YOU BETTER GIVE
SOME OF THOSE PILLS TO LISA.
- HOW CAN I HELP YOU TODAY?
- THOUGHT MAYBE, UM, MY NOSE.
I KNOW HE KNOWS ABOUT NOSES.
[chuckles]
- HI, BABY.
- HI, MY LOVE.
MEN LOVE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN,
AND THEY'LL [bleep] YOUR HUSBAND
FOR A CHANEL BAG.
- YOUR HUSBAND
IS MORE IN LOVE WITH YOU
THAN YOU ARE WITH HIM.
- TO LEARN MORE
ABOUT THE HOUSEWIVES,