The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (2010–…): Season 2, Episode 9 - Otherwise Engaged - full transcript
The engagement party for Lisa's daughter is the social event of the season, featuring camels, snakes and circus performers. However, Kim's not in attendance and busy hiding a secret from Kyle.
- PREVIOUSLY ON THE REAL
HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...
all: SURPRISE. - HI.
- OW! JUST KIDDING.
- ADRIENNE'S SPA DAY.
I'VE NEVER SEEN
ANYTHING LIKE THIS.
I DON'T THINK ANYTHING
LIKE THIS EXISTS.
- [cackles]
BOUNCE, BOUNCE-BOUNCE,
BOUNCE-BOUNCE.
- SO YOU ALL KNOW
HOW MUCH I LOVE PANDORA.
DON'T WORRY,
I'M NOT GONNA PROPOSE.
- OH, OKAY.
- BECAUSE I ALREADY HAVE.
- [gasps]
- WE'RE OFFICIALLY ENGAGED.
- [laughing]
- I'M NOT SAYING I MASQUERADE
AS YOUR BEST FRIEND.
I'M JUST SAYING RIGHT NOW,
IF YOU NEED SOMETHING
SORTING OUT, I'LL HELP YOU.
- "YOU KNOW I'M NOT
YOUR FRIEND, BUT..."
WHO DOES THIS?
[upbeat music]
- LIFE IN BEVERLY HILLS
IS A GAME,
AND I MAKE THE RULES.
- I'M NOT THE RICHEST GIRL
IN BEVERLY HILLS,
BUT I AM THE LUCKIEST.
- PEOPLE TRY TO FIGURE ME OUT,
BUT I'M ONE-OF-A-KIND.
- I'VE FINALLY FOUND MY VOICE,
AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT.
- HAVING IT ALL IS EASY
IF YOU'RE WILLING
TO WORK FOR IT.
- DIAMONDS AREN'T
A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND.
FREEDOM IS.
♪♪ ♪♪
[phone line rings]
- HI, I'M UNAVAILABLE
TO ANSWER YOUR CALL RIGHT NOW.
LEAVE A MESSAGE, AND I'LL GET
BACK TO YOU AS SOON AS I CAN.
BYE.
[line rings]
- YOUR CALL HAS BEEN FORWARDED
TO AN AUTOMATIC
VOICE MESSAGE SYSTEM.
- NOBODY EVER ANSWERS
THEIR PHONE IN BEVERLY HILLS.
- YOUR CALL HAS BEEN FORWARDED
TO AN AUTOMATIC
VOICE MESSAGE SYSTEM.
MAYBE THEY DO PICK UP,
BUT IT'S JUST
WHEN THEY SEE MY NUMBER,
THEY DON'T PICK UP THEIR PHONE.
[line rings]
- HELLO?
- HI, DARLING.
- HI.
- HEY, LISTEN...
YOU'RE COMING TO PANDORA'S PARTY
ON TUESDAY, REMEMBER?
- OF COURSE I'LL BE THERE.
WHAT'S THE ATTIRE?
- UM, I DON'T REALLY KNOW.
JUST...
YEAH, WEAR SOMETHING FUN,
YOU KNOW?
- I FEEL LIKE AT MOHAMED'S,
YOU'RE UNDER-DRESSED
IF YOU'RE NOT IN A BALL GOWN.
- YEAH, EXACTLY.
GET OUT THE BALL GOWN.
BUT LISTEN...
- HEY, WHEN WE WERE AT SPA DAY,
YOU NEVER TOLD ME ABOUT
YOUR COOKING WITH ADRIENNE.
- OH, KYLE. YEAH, I HAVE TO
TELL YOU ABOUT... [laughs]
- WHAT HAPPENED?
HOW WAS IT?
- OKAY, SO I SAY TO HER...
SHE SAYS SHE WANTS TO LEARN
HOW TO ROAST A CHICKEN.
OKAY, PRETTY...
LIKE, BASIC, OKAY.
- YOU KNOW,
STICK SOME LEMONS UP ITS BUTT,
STICK SOME ONIONS, HERBS...
BUT FIRST OF ALL, YOU'VE GOT TO
WASH THE CHICKEN, RIGHT?
- RIGHT.
- SO I LOOK OVER, AND SHE'S
WASHING IT WITH HAND SOAP.
OKAY, WE DON'T NEED ANY SOAP.
DID YOU JUST PUT SOAP ON IT?
- YEAH.
- YOU DIDN'T.
- [laughs] YOU ARE LYING TO ME.
- HAND SOAP
WITH MOISTURIZER, NO LESS.
- [laughs]
- MAYBE TO MAKE IT, KIND OF,
MORE SUCCULENT OR JUICY.
WHO KNOWS? WHO BLOODY KNOWS?
- OH, MY GOD, THAT IS HILARIOUS.
- IT'S THE FUNNIEST THING
I'VE EVER SEEN.
I KNOW SHE DOESN'T
KNOW HOW TO BOIL WATER,
BUT WHY WOULD YOU WASH
A CHICKEN WITH HAND SOAP?
WHY WOULD YOU WASH
A CHICKEN WITH SOAP ANYWAY?
- OH, MY GOD, THAT IS HILARIOUS.
- ALL RIGHT, DARLING.
SPEAK TO YOU LATER.
- BYE.
[line ringing]
HI, TAYLOR?
- HI. HOW ARE YOU?
HOW DO YOU KNOW IT WAS ME?
- WELL, YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON
I KNOW WITH A BRITISH ACCENT.
[laughs]
- ANYWAY, UM...
WE'RE HAVING
AN ENGAGEMENT PARTY.
- OH, GREAT.
WELL, I'M SO EXCITED FOR HER.
- THE PROBLEM IS, TAYLOR...
IS THAT IT'S MOHAMED
WHO'S HAVING THE PARTY.
UM, IT'S A BIT DIFFICULT.
BUT BECAUSE
HE'S HOSTING THE PARTY,
AND YOU KNOW
HE'S GOT SOME HISTORY...
- RIGHT, RIGHT.
- WITH RUSSELL.
MOHAMED SAID HE HAD OSTENSIBLY
FALLEN OUT
WITH TAYLOR'S HUSBAND, RUSSELL.
YOU KNOW, IT'S VERY DIFFICULT
TO... TO INVITE HIM.
AND I DON'T KNOW IF...
IF YOU WANNA COME
ON YOUR OWN, OR...
YOU KNOW, THERE'S SOME REAL,
KIND OF INTENSE HISTORY, THERE.
AND YOU SAID TO ALWAYS
INVITE YOU ANYWAY.
- RIGHT, RIGHT.
NO, I UNDERSTAND.
- SO I'M JUST
PUTTING IT OUT THERE.
- OKAY, WELL, THANK YOU
FOR BEING UP-FRONT ABOUT IT.
I DEFINITELY WANT TO
BE ABLE TO CELEBRATE PANDORA.
- OKAY.
YOU STILL WANT TO COME.
OKAY. ALL RIGHT, GREAT.
- I'LL SEE YOU ON TUESDAY, THEN.
- ALL RIGHT. I'LL SEE YOU THEN.
- THANK YOU SO MUCH. BUH-BYE.
- ALL RIGHT, BUH-BYE.
- HI.
- HI.
- YOU'RE SO SWEET TO COME
LOOK AT CAKES WITH ME.
- ARE YOU KIDDING? OF COURSE.
THIS IS THE BEST PART.
SO, KENNEDY IS TURNING
FIVE VERY SOON,
AND I'M PLANNING
A RANCH PARTY FOR HER.
SO, THIS YEAR WE'RE GONNA
HAVE A COWBOY THEME
AND HAVE A LOT
OF FUN ACTIVITIES,
KIND OF LIKE A COUNTY FAIR.
- HELLO.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M GOOD, THANK YOU.
- OH, MY GOSH, LOOK AT THAT DOG.
I'M ADMIRING YOUR CAKES,
ALREADY, IN THE WINDOW.
- WELL, THANK YOU.
- HEY, HOW YA DOIN'?
- HEY, DANA. NICE TO SEE YOU.
- I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN A WHILE.
- I'M PRETTY ORGANIZED,
SO PLANNING THESE BIG EVENTS
IS NOT AS TRYING
AS IT USED TO BE.
UM, I HAVE HELP AROUND ME.
SO I'M ABLE TO CALL
ON MY FRIEND, DANA, TO HELP OUT.
- THANK YOU
FOR BRINGING HER IN, DANA.
- YEAH, NO PROBLEM.
SO, DO WE HAVE ANY, UM,
PHOTO BOOKS WE COULD LOOK AT
JUST TO GET IDEAS OF,
LIKE, RANCH-TYPE THEMES...
- YEAH.
- OR COWBOY THEMES?
BECAUSE I'M TERRIBLE
AT THAT THEME. [laughs]
- OH, NO PROBLEM.
I'M... I'M PRETTY GOOD AT IT.
- YOU REALLY ARE.
- I REALLY AM.
- WE'LL BE IN A SETTING
OF THIS BEAUTIFUL RANCH,
WITH ANIMALS ALL AROUND US,
SO I REALLY WANTED THE CAKE
TO HAVE SOME FORM
OF AN ANIMAL THEME.
AND I GAVE KENNEDY THE OPTION,
AND SHE CHOSE TO HAVE A HORSE.
THAT'S THE ONE SHE SAW,
AND SHE WAS LIKE,
"I WANT THIS ONE,"
AND I WAS LIKE,
"IT'S NOT EXACTLY COUNTRY, BUT...
- BUT, NOW...
- MAYBE WE COULD MAKE IT...
- HOW MANY PEOPLE
ARE WE FEEDING, TAYLOR?
Both: 200
- OKAY.
200 OF HER CLOSEST FRIENDS.
Both: YEAH. - OH.
THAT CAKE COST $2,000.
- I ALWAYS LIKE
THE EXPENSIVE STUFF.
- YEAH, OF COURSE SHE DOES.
- THAT'S THE WAY IT IS.
- [laughs]
OKAY, SO, YOU GUYS
WANNA TASTE SOME CAKE?
- YEAH.
- YEAH.
- VERY GOOD. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
- ALL RIGHT.
- I DO FEEL LIKE PEOPLE
HAVE EXPECTED ME TO APOLOGIZE
FOR KENNEDY'S FOURTH BIRTHDAY.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO KENNEDY,
IF WE CAN EVER FIND THE KIDS.
[laughs]
SO THIS YEAR WE'RE GONNA
HAVE A BIG FAMILY DAY OUT OF IT,
WHERE KIDS OF ALL AGES
CAN HAVE FUN.
- ARE YA READY? HERE WE GO.
- YES.
- OKAY, THE FORK
IS IN THE WHITE VELVET.
THIS IS STRAWBERRIES
AND WHIPPED CREAM,
LEMON, WITH LEMON MOUSSE,
LEMON CURD, AND RASPBERRY,
THAT'S MARBLE
WITH CARAMEL CREAM,
AND CHOCOLATE
WITH CHOCOLATE AND RASPBERRY.
- WHAT DO KIDS LIKE?
- THEY LIKE THE CHOCOLATE
WITHOUT THE RASPBERRY.
- YOU KNOW, I KIND OF
LIKE THIS STRAWBERRY ONE
BECAUSE IT REMINDS ME A LITTLE
BIT OF, LIKE, STRAWBERRY...
both: SHORTCAKE. - UH-HUH.
- WHICH IS KIND OF COUNTRY FARE.
- COUNTRY FARE, YEAH.
WHY DON'T YOU DO IT ALL
STRAWBERRIES AND WHIPPED CREAM?
'CAUSE EVERYBODY'S
GONNA LOVE THAT,
AND THEN THERE'S
NO CONFLICT ABOUT,
"WELL, YOU GOT STRAWBERRIES
AND WHIPPED CREAM,
WELL, I WANT THAT," YOU KNOW.
- YOU MUST KNOW MY CHILD.
- [laughs]
WELL, I THINK WE'VE...
WE'VE GOT IT, THEN.
- OKAY. YOU DID SO GOOD.
- GOOD.
- YEAH.
- THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- I'M REALLY EXCITED.
- THIS IS WONDERFUL,
IT'S GONNA BE BEAUTIFUL.
- WHO KNEW THERE WAS
SO MUCH TO A CAKE?
- SERIOUS.
- [laughs]
- GOOD MORNING. HELLO.
- GOOD MORNING. HOW ARE YOU?
- MY NAME IS LISA.
I'LL BE YOUR NURSE TODAY.
- HI, LISA. HOW YOU DOING?
- ESTELLA,
HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY?
- PLEASURE.
HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS ESTELLA?
- OH...
All: [laugh]
- AWARE YOU'RE COMING.
- AND YOU ARE?
- I'M KYLE, HER DAUGHTER-IN-LAW.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
- HI, I'M SHARON. HER DAUGHTER.
- I GUESS IT SHOWS
THAT I'M THE OLDER ONE, SO OKAY.
- WELL, HOW EXCITING.
- MY MOTHER-IN-LAW, ESTELLA,
WANTS TO HAVE A FACELIFT,
AND SHE'S VERY EXCITED.
- [laughs]
- ARE YOU NERVOUS?
- NO, NOT REALLY.
- OH, REALLY? WELL, GOOD.
- WE'RE GONNA SPLIT,
THOUGH, I'M GONNA GO CHANGE.
- OKAY.
I HAVE SORT OF MIXED FEELINGS
ABOUT HER HAVING THE FACE LIFT.
I LOVE THAT SHE LOOKS NATURAL,
AND THAT SHE'S NEVER
DONE ANYTHING TO HER FACE.
I HAVE SEEN BEAUTIFUL WOMEN
TURN INTO CATWOMAN, BLOWFISH...
WHERE THEY CAN'T
TURN THEIR HEADS.
[squeaks, laughs]
- WHAT ABOUT THESE?
HOW YOU LIKE MY...
THE SIZE OF MY...
- OH!
- THE SIZE OF MY OUTFIT.
- I LOVE IT.
- WHAT? MY I.V.?
- THE I.V. LOOKS DISGUSTING.
- OKAY, I'LL COVER IT.
- GOOD MORNING, EVERYBODY.
- HEY, HOW ARE YOU?
- HI. HOW ARE YOU?
All: [smooch]
- PAUL WAS THE OBVIOUS CHOICE
FOR ESTELLA'S SURGERY.
HE'S ABSOLUTELY
THE BEST IN TOWN.
- DON'T COMPETE WITH EACH OTHER.
SO I THINK YOU NEED
TO LOOK INTO THAT.
- YOU KNOW WHAT YOU CAN DO?
A LITTLE, MINI-FACELIFT.
- HE DOES THAT ALL THE TIME.
[laughs]
GOD, IT'S PAR FOR THE COURSE.
OH, MY GOSH.
- BESIDES, IF SHE DOESN'T
COME OUT LOOKING GOOD,
I CAN ALWAYS SICK ADRIENNE
ON HIM. [clicks tongue]
SHE'S ALL EXCITED.
- SO, WHAT I'M GONNA DO NOW...
AND YOU GUYS CAN
WATCH THIS PART...
I'M GONNA MAKE
SOME MARKS ON HER.
THIS SMILE LINE IS A LOT DEEPER
ON THE LEFT
THAN IT IS THE RIGHT.
WHEN YOU WAKE UP, YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE A BIG DRESSING ON, TOO.
AND YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE YOUR FACE...
SO THE NEXT 48 HOURS
IS NOT GONNA BE THE MOST...
THE BEST TIME FOR YOU TO FEEL,
JUST TO LET YOU KNOW.
AND IN ADDITION, YOU'RE GONNA...
YOUR SKIN'S GONNA BE
A LITTLE BIT HOT FROM THE LASER.
AND THIS IS A GREAT TIME
TO TAKE XANAX.
- SO THAT I CAN
SLEEP THROUGH IT?
- SO YOU CAN RELAX, AND...
- I KNOW
MY MOTHER-IN-LAW IS GONNA
COME OUT LOOKING GREAT,
NO MATTER WHAT,
BUT JUST THE IDEA THAT
SHE'S HAVING A MAJOR SURGERY...
IT'S REALLY SCARY.
- COMING UP...
- [gasps]
OH, MY GOD.
[machine beeps]
- TAKE A BIG BREATH, ESTELLA.
BREATHE IN, BREATH OUT.
- S-STRONG.
I AM... AW, YEAH...
- SHE'S SLEEPING.
- YOU HAVE THAT 11 BLADE?
MAN, SHE'S GONNA LOOK SO YOUNG
IMMEDIATELY AFTER THIS SURGERY.
[beeping]
OKAY, PERFECT, PERFECT, PERFECT.
- [whistling]
- OKAY, NO WHISTLING.
- SORRY.
- WHOOP...
I THINK I JUST
SQUIRTED FAT ON YOU.
SORRY. [laughs]
- [indistinct]
- OH...
SO, WHAT'D YOU SAY
YOU USED TO GET CALLED?
- WAHLBERG, WHAT?
- MARK WAHLBERG.
I GET TOLD I LOOK LIKE HIM
EVERY SINGLE DAY.
- YEAH, YOU DO LOOK LIKE HIM.
- YEAH.
- GO GRAB THE PHONE.
- I USUALLY WALK
OUT OF RESTAURANTS,
AND SAY, "YEAH, I CAN'T SIGN
ANY MORE AUTOGRAPHS TODAY."
JUST SO TIRED OF IT.
- YOU'RE JUST DONE OVER IT.
[phone line rings]
- IT'S GOING
DIRECTLY TO VOICEMAIL.
- OH, IS IT?
- YEAH.
[phone beeps]
- PLEASE HANG UP,
OR PRESS # FOR MORE OPTIONS.
[voicemail beeps]
- MARK, IT'S PAUL.
I HAVE AN ANESTHESIOLOGIST HERE
WHO SAID HE'S YOUR TWIN.
AND EVERYONE
IN THE OPERATING ROOM THINKS SO.
BUT HE SAID HE'S GOT
MORE MUSCLES THAN YOU.
All: [laughs]
- HE SAID HE'S A LOT
BETTER LOOKIN' THAN YOU, TOO.
- [laughs]
- ALL RIGHT. ADIOS.
YOU CAN HANG UP.
WHEN I'M OPERATING,
AND DOING A LONG CASE...
FIVE, SIX, SEVEN HOURS...
EPISODICALLY, I'M GONNA
RECEIVE OR MAKE CALLS
WHILE I'M IN THE OPERATING ROOM.
DURING A BREAK,
I CAN RELAX FOR A SECOND.
OR ACTUALLY,
I MIGHT HAVE A LADY FOR YOU.
- FOR ME?
- KIM RICHARDS.
- HUH.
- WHY DON'T WE GET YOU A...
SET UP A DATE WITH YOU?
- THAT SOUNDS GOOD.
BETTER GET IN THE GYM.
- I GOTTA SEE IF SHE'S
STILL LOOKIN' FOR A MAN.
SET YOU UP
FOR A LOVE CONNECTION.
[cackles]
- SO, MOMMY DID GREAT.
SHE'S JUST NOW
IN THE RECOVERY ROOM.
- OKAY.
OKAY, WE'RE READY TO SEE HER?
- YEAH, LET'S GO.
- WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN?
- BE RIGHT BACK, GIRLS.
NO MORE LOLLIPOPS.
I'M SCARED. - HERE, LET ME...
- ARE YOU NERVOUS?
I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS.
- SO, REMEMBER, SHE'S GONNA
HAVE THIS BIG DRESSING ON.
SO JUST... - THANK GOD.
- [laughs]
- DON'T... SO DON'T FREAK OUT.
ALL RIGHT, COME ON OUT.
- KYLE, YOU CAN GO FIRST.
- [whispers] I DON'T WANT TO.
- [laughs]
- YOU GO FIRST.
- OKAY, I'LL GO FIRST.
- I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN SEE IT.
- HELLO. I HAVE THE REST OF...
- HI, MOM.
- BEAUTIFUL WOMAN.
- YOU LOOK INCREDIBLE.
- I DON'T WANNA LOOK.
- YES, YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.
- HI, MOMMA.
- YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.
[heart monitor beeping]
IT'S AMAZING.
YOU DID SO WELL.
- I ALMOST FAINTED.
HI, ESTELLA.
ARE YOU OKAY?
- HEY...
- ALL RIGHT. THUMBS UP, MAN.
- THUMBS UP.
- ARE YOU GONNA DANCE WITH ME?
- [laughs] SURE.
- OH, MY GOD.
- LATER... MAYBE LATER.
- YOU GUYS DONE?
- WE GOTTA... WE'RE DONE.
- YEAH, WE'RE DONE.
- ALL RIGHT,
WE'RE GETTING KICKED OUT.
- EY...
- WE'LL SEE YOU LATER.
- WHAT'S WRONG?
- I JUST WANTED TO HIDE
BEHIND THE CURTAIN,
AND NOT HAVE HER SEE
HOW I WAS FEELING.
- OKAY, I TOLD YOU,
IT'S PRETTY INTENSE.
WHY DON'T YOU
GIVE HER A NICE HUG?
- [chuckles]
- HEY.
- I DON'T KNOW WHY
I'M REACTING LIKE THIS.
- IT'S HARD.
- MAKES ME THINK, LIKE, WHAT IF
SOMETHING WERE TO HAPPEN?
I DON'T KNOW,
IT'S FREAKIN' ME OUT.
- WHAT IS THERE
THAT COULD HAPPEN?
- NO, I DON'T EVEN KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M REACTING
LIKE THIS, I REALLY DON'T.
I DIDN'T WANNA
SCARE MY MOTHER-IN-LAW,
AND I DIDN'T WANNA OFFEND PAUL,
WHO I KNOW
IS AN INCREDIBLE DOCTOR,
BUT IT WAS REALLY SCARY-LOOKING.
- OPEN YOUR MOUTH.
SEE, RIGHT HERE...
- IT TRIGGERED SOMETHING IN ME.
JUST HEARING HER VOICE LIKE THAT
MADE ME FEEL LIKE
SOMETHING HAD HAPPENED TO HER,
OR WHAT IF SOMETHING
WERE TO HAPPEN TO HER ONE DAY?
- OH...
- I DON'T WANNA LOSE HER.
WE'RE GONNA GO. I NEED
TO TAKE PORTIA OUTTA HERE.
- SEE YOU LATER, MAN.
- LET'S GO. I'M GONNA CRY.
- HELLO, BA, BA, BA...
- WE'RE HOME.
OH, HI, PAUL. - HI. HOW ARE YOU?
- HI. GOOD, GOOD.
I'M GLAD JULIE LET YOU IN.
IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
- EVERYTHING'S GREAT. FANTASTIC.
- WOW. WHAT KIND OF MUSHROOMS?
WHAT DO YOU CALL THESE?
YOU JUST BUY 'EM?
- SHIITAKE AND, UH, SHIMEJI.
- SEAWEED AND CUCUMBERS? YUM.
TONIGHT, WE'RE GONNA
HAVE KYLE AND MAURICIO
COME OVER FOR DINNER.
ALL RIGHT,
EVERYTHING LOOKS GOOD.
LOOKS GOOD, HUH, KENSIE?
- MAMA, WHY'RE YOU NOT
GIVING ME MY DRINK?
- I'VE DECIDED
TO HAVE SOMEONE COME OVER
AND HELP ME COOK
FOR THE EVENING,
BECAUSE I'M NOT
ENVISIONING MYSELF
WHIPPING UP A GOURMET DINNER.
YOU WANNA HELP ME
PUT SOMETHING ON THE TABLE?
- YEAH, MA.
- OKAY, YOU WANNA
DO THE SILVERWARE?
- NO.
- THE PLACEMATS?
- NO.
- THE...
NAPKINS?
- NO.
- [whispers] PUSH THE BUTTON.
[doorbell chimes]
- HI.
- Both: HELLO.
- [little voice]
HI, MISSY-PANTS. [laughs]
I LOVE HER. HOW ARE YOU?
- HI, TAYLOR.
- GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?
- YOU LOOK GREAT.
- THANK YOU. HELLO, MISTER.
- WHAT'S GOING ON?
- HOW ARE YOU?
- NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
- THANK YOU FOR COMING.
GOOD TO SEE YOU. - HEY, THERE.
- HEY, RUSSELL, HOW ARE YOU?
- HOW YA DOIN'?
YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
- THANK YOU. GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- YAY! PORTIA'S HERE!
- WHY DON'T YOU GIRLS
GO UPSTAIRS TO THE PLAYROOM?
- TAYLOR WILL TELL US THINGS
THAT MAKE US NOT LIKE RUSSELL.
AND IT'S VERY DIFFICULT,
BECAUSE THEN WHEN WE SEE HIM,
HE'S VERY POLITE,
AND SEEMS TO BE A NICE PERSON.
IT'S VERY CONFUSING
FOR EVERYONE.
- ALL RIGHT. SHOULD WE EAT?
SHOULD WE SIT?
- LET'S DO. I'M STARVING.
- WHERE SHOULD WE SIT?
- HERE, YOU SIT HERE.
- WHEREVER YOU WANT, HONEY.
- OKAY.
- YOU WANT A BOOSTER?
- [laughs]
- YOU WANT A BOOSTER?
- DO YOU HAVE A BOOSTER, TOO?
- A BOOSTER SEAT?
- WE HAVE A BOOSTER, YES.
I USE IT ALL THE TIME.
- CHEERS. HERE'S TO YOU GUYS.
- THANK YOU.
- THANK YOU FOR HAVING US.
- THANK YOU
FOR HAVING US FOR DINNER.
[glasses clinking]
WE'RE VERY EXCITED TO...
- [laughs]
YEAH. THANK YOU FOR HAVING US...
- "HAVING ME HAVE YOU"?
- WOW.
- THIS LOOKS GOOD. IS THIS...
- LIKE CIOPPINO.
- THANK YOU.
- ISN'T THIS DIFFICULT TO EAT?
[laughs]
I'M HAVING A LITTLE
SITUATION OVER HERE.
- YOU WANT ME TO HELP YOU?
I'LL EAT IT FOR YOU.
[oinks]
[smooch]
- SO DID YOU READ
THE BIG STORY TODAY?
- I HEARD...
- IN THE, UH, TABLOIDS?
- US WEEKLY.
- I HEARD ABOUT IT.
- WE... WE OFFICIALLY
SEPARATED TODAY.
- OH, YOU DID.
- WE OFFICIALLY SEPARATED.
- AND YET WE'RE HAVING DINNER.
- I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT
EITHER, BUT...
- [laughs]
- THIS IS A CUTE PICTURE,
TAYLOR.
THAT'S REALLY ALL YOU
THINK ABOUT, I'M SORRY, RUSSELL.
- HOW OLD DO THEY CALL ME?
Both: [laugh]
- IF I WAS PUTTING MYSELF
IN YOUR SHOES,
I WOULD BE SO UPSET.
- YEAH.
- I WOULD BE SO UPSET.
- SO UPSET.
- RIGHT.
I DON'T MEAN TO FALSELY
ACCUSE ANYBODY, BUT...
- WELL, YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING.
WE'RE NOT THE ONES
THAT ARE GONNA BE SPREADING...
- A CERTAIN PERSON THAT
WE ALL KNOW TOLD ME THAT LISA
IS VERY GOOD FRIENDS
WITH THE EDITOR OF US MAGAZINE.
IS THIS... HAVE YOU HEARD THIS,
OR IS THIS TRUE?
- YEAH, NO, SHE... SHE'S BEEN
FRIENDS WITH HER FOR YEARS.
- OH, SHE HAS.
- I FIND THAT
A LITTLE COINCIDENTAL.
WOULD SHE NOT HAVE TOLD HER
THIS WAS HAPPENING?
- I DON'T, UH, THINK SO.
- NO.
I MEAN, ONE OF...
SOMEONE THAT'S CLOSE TO HER
IS GONNA BE IN THE MAGAZINE? NO?
- I DO NOT BELIEVE THAT LISA
HAD ANYTHING TO DO
WITH THIS ARTICLE.
I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE
THERE'S ONE PERSON
WHO KNOWS ABOUT TAYLOR
AND RUSSELL'S MARRIAGE.
EVERYBODY IN TOWN KNOWS.
YOU KNOW, SHE AND RUSSELL
ARE HAVING PROBLEMS.
THIS IS THE GOSSIP AROUND TOWN.
- WELL, IT JUST...
IT'S VERY UNUSUAL
THAT I RECEIVE THE PHONE CALL
THE DAY OF THE ARTICLE,
WHEN THEY LINK IT TO LISA.
AND I... YOU KNOW, AGAIN,
I'M NOT ACCUSING LISA,
BUT IT WAS JUST A VERY STRANGE
THING THAT HAPPENED TODAY.
I MET WITH ONE
OF MY LITIGATORS TODAY,
AND HE SAID, "LOOK, WE'LL JUST
SERVE 'EM WITH A LAWSUIT.
"THEY WILL HAPPILY TELL
WHO THEIR SOURCE IS
TO MAKE THE LAWSUIT GO AWAY."
YOU KNOW. IT'S PRETTY SIMPLE.
- IT'S MAKING ME
VERY UNCOMFORTABLE
THAT RUSSELL IS TALKING
ABOUT A LAWSUIT
WITH SOMEONE
IN OUR GROUP OF FRIENDS.
I'M THINKING TO MYSELF,
"THIS IS VERY AWKWARD.
AM I NEXT?"
- COMING UP...
- OH, I LOVE HIM!
- NO! NO! NO!
- KEN, WHERE ARE YOU?
I'M GETTING SCARED.
[sighs]
WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN
TO ME?
EVERYTHING'S ALWAYS DOWN
TO, LIKE, THE LAST FIVE MINUTES.
TODAY'S THE DAY
OF PANDORA'S ENGAGEMENT PARTY,
AND I'M VERY EXCITED FOR HER.
[doorbell rings] HELLO.
- HI, MOMMY.
OH, NICE DRESS. [laughs]
- OKAY, OKAY.
WE'RE LIKE, UH, RUNNING...
- WE LOOK LIKE SCRUFFS.
- NO, YOU LOOK GOOD.
WHAT... WHAT'S ALL THIS?
- I'VE GOT
EVERYTHING. I'VE GOT...
- WHAT IS THIS?
- I'VE GOT JACKETS,
I'VE GOT OPTIONS,
I'VE GOT WHITE SHIRTS, BLACK
SHIRTS, STRIPED SHIRTS,
BLACK PANTS.
- OKAY, GOOD.
- WE'RE GOOD TO GO.
- COME ON THEN, LET'S GO.
PANDORA, YOU COME WITH ME.
- I COME WITH YOU.
- AND THEN WE'LL MEET DOWNSTAIRS
FOR DRINKS IN, LIKE,
HALF AN HOUR.
WHAT DO THINK? - PERFECT?
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM MAX.
HAVE YOU HEARD FROM MAX?
- UM, I THINK
HE'S PROBABLY AT WORK.
- YEAH, DARLING.
HE'S NOT ESCAPING TONIGHT.
HE'S PART OF THIS FAMILY, TOO.
- [laughs] HUH, WELL,
TELL HIM THAT. [chuckles]
ARE THESE OUR DRESSES? TOGETHER?
- YEAH.
- CUTE.
- DO YOU WANNA WEAR THAT OR NOT?
YOU WANT THAT STITCH THAT LIKE
THAT, RIGHT?
- YEAH, WITH THIS THING DOWN.
CAN I BORROW A NECKLACE? - UM...
- HI, DADDY. HI, GIGGY.
- DARLING, REALLY?
- HI, BABIES.
- ALL JOKING ASIDE. WHERE'S MAX?
- SHH.
[dog barking] - CAN'T FIND HIM.
- MAX KNOWS HE HAS TO COME.
HE'S PART OF THIS FAMILY, TOO.
I WANT YOU TO CALL HIM...
- I TOLD HIM...
- WHAT DID YOU SAY?
- HE'S NOT ANSWERING HIS PHONE.
- I DON'T CARE WHETHER MAX IS
EXCITED ABOUT THIS PARTY OR NOT.
HE NEEDS TO BE HERE.
NOT DOING A RUN OR OFF WITH
HIS GIRLFRIEND SOMEWHERE.
PANDY, YOU TEXT HIM.
I WILL KILL HIM SLOWLY.
- NEED TO STITCH THIS, LIKE,
RIGHT HERE.
SO IT'S THE SAME AS THIS.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
- MOM? DAD?
- MAX? IF HE'S NOT COMING,
I SWEAR I WILL NOT TALK
TO HIM AGAIN.
MAX? - HI, MOM.
- TELL ME YOU'RE COMING.
TELL ME YOU'RE COMING TONIGHT.
- COURSE I'M COMING TONIGHT.
- WHY'VE YOU GOT A BACKPACK?
GIVE ME A HUG.
WHY'VE YOU GOT A BACKPACK?
- 'CAUSE I JUST GOT HOME.
- OKAY.
YOU DON'T SMELL SO GOOD.
MAX... - YES, MOM?
- I DON'T LIKE YOU
WALKING AROUND
WITH YOUR TROUSERS
ON YOUR BOTTOM.
ESPECIALLY IN WEST HOLLYWOOD.
IT SENDS OUT THE WRONG MESSAGE.
- [laughs]
[telephone rings] - HELLO?
[on phone] - LISA?
- YES?
- HI. IT'S KIM.
- HELLO, DARLING.
IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
- EVERYTHING'S REALLY GOOD.
- DON'T TELL ME
YOU'RE NOT COMING.
- I'M MOVING OUT ON SATURDAY
OUT OF MY HOUSE, AND I...
- OH, DARLING, COME.
IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT.
JUST COME FOR A DRINK.
OH, I'M AN IDIOT.
IT SOUNDS TERRIBLE TO KIM,
"JUST COME FOR ONE DRINK."
THAT IS A FAUX PAS.
- I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW
THAT I LOVE YOU.
AND I JUST WANT TO THANK YOU.
BECAUSE IT MEANS A LOT TO ME.
- ALL RIGHT, DARLING. ALL RIGHT.
[phone clicks]
- I THOUGHT WE'D JUST HAVE
A QUICK DRINK.
- OKAY.
- IT'D BE A MIRACLE IF
THEY'RE READY BEFORE US.
COME ON. - HEY.
- YOU TWO LOOK AMAZING.
- THAT LOOKS REALLY NICE
AS WELL.
- STUNNING.
- HOW ARE YOU, DARLING?
- VERY WELL.
- NICE JACKET.
- BABY, YOU LOOK AMAZING.
- AND MAX, THANK YOU FOR COMING.
- OKAY.
- I GET A PRESENT?
- YOU GET A PRESENT FROM ME.
- WHY?
I WANTED TO GIVE YOU SOMETHING
REALLY SPECIAL.
I HAD IT MADE FOR YOU.
- AW, THANK YOU.
- DO YOU REMEMBER THE BRACELET
YOUR DADDY GAVE TO ME
WHEN I WAS PREGNANT?
- MM-HMM.
THAT LITTLE DIAMOND ONE?
- IT'S BEEN... YEAH.
WELL, IT WASN'T SO LITTLE.
IT WAS STILL TEN KARATS.
I'VE GOT THIS DIAMOND BRACELET
THAT I TREASURE
BECAUSE IT WAS GIVEN TO ME
WHEN I WAS PREGNANT.
SO I WANTED TO SOMEHOW
INCORPORATE THAT
INTO A GIFT FOR PANDORA.
- [gasps] OH, MY GOD.
SO BEAUTIFUL. - LIKE IT?
- OH, IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL.
JASON, COME HERE.
- IT'S INCREDIBLE.
- OH, AND IT'S GOT THE LITTLE
DIAMONDS FROM IT.
- AND LOOK WHAT IT SAYS
ON THE BACK.
- WHAT DOES IT SAY ON THE BACK?
- "REMEMBER ONE THING...
- AND ONE THING ONLY?
- "MOMMY LOVES ME."
[laughter] THAT'S RIGHT.
- WHAT HAPPENED TO DADDY?
I'M PAYING FOR THE WEDDING.
- THANK YOU.
- WHEN THE CHILDREN GROW UP,
I ALWAYS SAID
IF EVERYTHING WENT AWRY,
REMEMBER ONE THING.
"MOMMY LOVES YOU."
SO I DON'T EVEN NEED
TO FINISH THE SENTENCE.
AND THEN THERE'S JUST
SOMETHING FOR YOU
THAT KEN WANTED TO GIVE YOU
THAT MEANT SOMETHING TO HIM.
- WASN'T EXPECTING ANYTHING.
THIS IS GREAT.
- I KNOW, RIGHT?
WHY ARE YOU BUYING US PRESENTS?
YOU'RE SO CUTE.
- DID THE WRAPPING YOURSELF
HERE, KEN?
- I DID, ACTUALLY.
[paper crinkling]
- OH, MY GOSH.
THIS IS FRANCK MULLER.
ONE OF THE BEST.
BEST IN THE WORLD.
- I'M GIVING JASON A... A WATCH
THAT'S SPECIAL TO ME
BECAUSE MY WIFE, LISA,
BOUGHT IT FOR ME
FOR MY BIRTHDAY.
I HOPE SHE FORGIVES THAT.
- ONE OF THE BETTER DAYS
OF MY LIFE.
- WHAT TIME IS THE PARTY
STARTING?
- NOW. AND WE'RE NOT EVEN THERE.
- WHY, I THINK WE NEED TO CHEERS
AGAIN TO WONDERFUL PARENTS.
- YES. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- I'LL TAKE IT.
- OH, MY GOODNESS, MY EYES.
- I LOVE YOU.
- THANK YOU.
- CHEERS.
[laughter]
- OKAY, WE'VE GOT TO STOP THIS.
- WE'VE GOT A PARTY, LADIES.
COME ON.
- LOOK AT THIS GUY.
- HELLO.
[laughter] HOW FABULOUS.
OH, I LOVE THIS.
LOOK AT HIS EYELASHES.
I LOVE YOU.
- CAN WE TOUCH HIM? OH, MY GOD.
- HEY, BUDDY.
- OH, YOU ARE SO...
- I KNOW THE PEOPLE LIKE YOU.
- FABULOUS.
- [laughs]
- WELL, HELLO. HELLO.
- HELLO. I LOVE THE CAMELS.
- WELL, SEE, I TOLD YOU.
I TOLD YOU.
- I LOVE YOU FOR DOING THAT.
- DOES IT SURPRISE YOU OR WHAT?
- YOU DID, I LOVE HIM.
- I FIGURED, THAT YOU WANT
A CAMEL,
WE'LL BRING YOU A CAMEL.
HELLO, MAX.
- WOW.
HEY, WOW. [laughs]
- HE'S GOING IN FOR A SMOOCH.
- [startled laugh]
- OH, THAT LOOKS GORGEOUS.
- HELLO.
- GOOD.
- YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
- AND YOU'RE STUNNING.
- HELLO. HOW ARE YOU, DARLING?
- EVERYTHING GOOD?
- EVERYTHING'S GREAT.
EVERYTHING'S FANTASTIC.
- THAT'S FABULOUS.
- OH, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
- CONGRATULATIONS,
SO HAPPY FOR YOU.
- WOW, EVERYONE LOOKS
SO BEAUTIFUL TONIGHT.
I AM BLESSED. - THANK YOU.
SO DO YOU. WHERE HAVE YOU
BEEN ALL NIGHT?
- EVEN KEN LOOKS BEAUTIFUL.
- IT'S A LOT OF CLEAVAGE, HERE.
- LOVELY, YES. [laughs]
- OKAY. WE HAVE AN ISSUE.
I'M SUPER TERRIFIED OF SNAKES.
- OKAY, WE'LL MOVE.
- NO, NO, NO!
- NO, WE'LL MOVE OUT, OUT.
OKAY, OKAY.
[yelps] CAMEL.
- WOW.
OH, MY GOD, THAT'S THE CUTEST
THING I'VE EVER SEEN.
- ISN'T HE CUTE?
- HI.
- I WANT ONE.
- GOOD TO SEE YOU. HELLO.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- LOVE THIS.
- ISN'T THAT PRETTY?
- [gasps]
THIS IS PRETTY. WHO IS IT?
- YOU KNOW WHAT, IT'S, UH...
- DID YOU HAVE IT MADE FOR YOU?
- KEN... IT'S ESPECIALLY...
KEN BOUGHT IT.
- OH, I KNEW IT.
- YOU KNOW ME. I DON'T BUY
ANYTHING MYSELF.
IT'S LIKE, THE SHOES, AND...
- ACTUALLY, HE'S GOT
A HIGH TASTE.
- HELLO. [gasps]
MRS. PEACOCK IN THE LIBRARY.
- I'M OUT AS A PEACOCK.
OH, YOUR IMAGINATION.
- OH, MY GOD, THIS IS SUCH
AN EXCITING NIGHT.
- I KNOW.
- SUCH AN EXCITING NIGHT.
- IS THAT A SNAKE
AROUND YOUR NECK?
- HELLO? YOU WANT THE...
THE CAMEL IS WAITING FOR YOU.
YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL TONIGHT.
- THANK YOU.
- CONGRATULATIONS.
- I THINK YOU LOOK AMAZING.
- HOLD ON, LET ME DO THIS.
- OH, MY GOSH.
- LOOK. YOU AND I DRESSED
THE SAME.
- IT'S ALMOST IDENTICAL.
- YEAH, WHOSE GOT MORE HAIR
ON HIS CHEST?
- I THINK YOU HAVE MORE HAIR,
BUT IT'S OKAY.
- ARE YOU GETTING NERVOUS?
- YOU MAKE HIM LOOK GOOD.
- BUT WHAT?
JUST ABOUT THE FACT... YOU KNOW,
YOU'RE NOT WEARING A TIE.
- NO. TONIGHT,
WE'RE GONNA BE DANCING.
WE DON'T NEED TIES.
- DID YOU SEE THE NECKLACE...
- AMAZING. ALL THE HEARTS.
- ISN'T THAT SWEET?
- ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL...
- ISN'T THAT SWEET?
- THING I'VE EVER SEEN, YES.
- THANK YOU.
- MY GOD. CONGRATULATIONS.
- THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
- YAY.
- WELL, CHEERS.
- GO ON. CHEERS. THANK YOU.
- THIS IS NOT A TYPICAL BEVERLY
HILLS ENGAGEMENT PARTY.
I MEAN, IT'S RIDICULOUS,
BUT MOHAMED'S LIKE THAT.
HE ADORES PANDORA.
- WHO'S THIS FROM?
- IT'S FROM MUMMY.
IT'S MY ENGAGEMENT PRESENT
MADE OUT OF DIAMONDS.
- OH, MY GOSH. CAN I OPEN?
- NO, IT DOESN'T OPEN.
- OH, IT DOESN'T OPEN.
- AND IT SAYS,
"REMEMBER ONE THING."
BECAUSE SHE ALWAYS
SAYS REMEMBER ONE THING.
"MOMMY LOVES YOU."
both: AW.
- THAT'S WHAT I TELL
MY SON EVERY NIGHT.
- YOU SHOULD. REMEMBER IT.
- YEAH, YEAH. WE DO.
- CONGRATULATIONS.
- CONGRATULATIONS.
- THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE.
- OH, THANK YOU, HONEY.
YOU LOOK GORGEOUS.
- THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
- THE MERMAID JUST CAME
OUT OF THE WATER.
I DON'T KNOW
WHERE SHE CAME FROM.
- OKAY. [laughs]
- ♪♪ I'M A MERMAID ♪♪
I'M SWIMMING. I'M SWIMMING.
I'M SPLASHING. - WOW.
SHE'S REALLY FLAPPING AROUND.
- JUST SPLASH.
- [laughs]
- I SIDE KISS A LOT.
- I'M THRILLED FOR YOU.
- THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- HONESTLY. I CAN'T IMAGINE
WHAT IT MUST BE LIKE
TO HAVE YOUR DAUGHTER
GETTING MARRIED.
THANK YOU.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M GOOD.
I'M REALLY GOOD.
- OKAY.
- I REALLY NEED TO TALK TO LISA
ABOUT THE TABLOIDS LEADS.
BUT HER DAUGHTER'S
ENGAGEMENT PARTY
IS NOT THE APPROPRIATE TIME.
SO THIS IS GORGEOUS. - IT IS.
- THIS IS EXACTLY LIKE
WHEN I GOT ENGAGED.
- AND I'M SORRY
ABOUT THE WHOLE THING,
THE FIASCO BETWEEN
YOUR HUSBAND AND MOHAMED.
- NO, IT'S...
- THERE'S SOMETHING THAT I...
I KNOW.
- IT WORKED OUT BECAUSE
HE'S TRAVELING ANYWAYS.
- OH, I WISH I HADN'T
MENTIONED IT, THEN.
- [laughs] YOU KNOW WHAT?
I DIDN'T EVEN MENTION IT.
- OKAY, GOOD.
- WELL, CHEERS TO PANDORA.
- THANK YOU SO MUCH.
COMING UP...
- WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? OUR LOVE
FOR EACH OTHER WILL TRANSCEND.
- I'M NOT KEEPING A SECRET
ANYMORE.
- LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL THIS IS.
- THIS IS SO GORGEOUS.
- WOW.
CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'RE
ACTUALLY ENGAGED.
- I KNOW.
SHE'S ONLY THREE, TWO AND A HALF
YEARS OLDER THAN ME.
- MAYBE YOU'LL BE NEXT.
- MAYBE.
- OH, MY GOSH, I CAN'T EVEN
IMAGINE, I'D BE SO EXCITED.
THIS ENGAGEMENT PARTY
IS AMAZING.
MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN FARRAH
GETS ENGAGED,
I'LL HAVE TO ASK MOHAMED
TO THROW HER A PARTY, TOO.
- NOT THAT I WANT
TO PRESSURE YOU...
OBVIOUSLY I WANT YOU TO HAVE...
GET MARRIED WHEN YOU WANT,
HAVE YOUR BABIES WHEN YOU WANT,
BUT I REALLY WANT YOU
TO HAVE ONE.
- YOU REALLY WANT ME TO HAVE
A WEDDING OR A BABY?
- BOTH.
- OH.
- WEDDING AND A BABY.
- OH.
- BUT I WANNA DO EVERYTHING.
- LIKE WHEN?
- I WANT YOU... TO HAVE THE BABY,
GIVE BIRTH, GIVE IT TO ME,
AND THEN LEAVE.
- OKAY.
- [laughs]
- YEAH.
- WE'RE GONNA GO DOWNSTAIRS.
- LET'S GO. COME ON, LADIES.
- I'M SCARED.
- THAT'S GOOD.
- PANDORA, HOLD ON THERE,
DARLING.
- COME ON, JULIA.
- PANDORA, HOLD ON.
- COME ON.
- ALAN, WHAT ARE THEY DOING?
- TATTOOS.
- REALLY?
- HOW YOU DOING?
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS LOOKING FOR?
- LET'S PUT SOMETHING
ON HER ARM.
- WHAT SHOULD WE DO?
- JUST DO IT. YOU CAN WASH
RIGHT OFF. JUST RIGHT HERE.
- UM...
- YES, ADRIENNE?
- I LIKE... I LIKE THIS.
- LIKE THIS?
CAN THAT BE AROUND YOUR ARM?
- THIS IS COOL.
[spray hissing]
- THERE YOU GO. THAT'S IT.
- LOOKS GREAT.
- OH, LOVE THAT.
- THAT'S FIERCE.
- VERY FIERCE.
- IT'S COOL IN PRISON.
- DOES IT?
IT'S COOL IN PRISON? [laughs]
- PLEASE COME IN.
PLEASE COME IN.
- [laughs] OH, MY GOD.
- I LOVE THIS.
- OH, WOW.
- OH, MY GOD.
- I LOVE THIS.
- OH, MY GOD, THIS IS FABULOUS.
- WOW. [laughter]
- HAPPY ENGAGEMENT, DARLING.
- I KNOW.
- SMALL PARTY? [laughs] I KNOW.
- HAPPY ENGAGEMENT.
MOHAMED'S HAS TAKEN THIS
ON TO A WHOLE DIFFERENT LEVEL,
AND PUT A TENT IN HIS BALLROOM.
AS YOU DO.
- IT'S BETTER TO BE HERE INSTEAD
OF GOING TO MOROCCO.
WE'LL BRING MOROCCO HERE.
- OH, I LOVE THIS. THANK YOU.
- [laughs]
- OKAY, YEAH,
TOO MANY BEATS GOING ON.
- CAMILLE, TAYLOR.
THIS IS DAZZA.
- SO NICE TO MEET YOU.
- I LOVE YOUR NECKLACE.
- THANK YOU.
- HI, NICE TO MEET YOU.
- HELLO. HI, TAYLOR.
- HAVE SHE GOT A BIRTHDAY PARTY
COMING UP?
- I DO, I DO.
- OH.
- I'M GETTING A...
- FOR THE LITTLE ONE?
- MY DAUGHTER IS TURNING FIVE.
- BRING HER TO THE PARTY.
- YOU HAVE KIDS?
- I DON'T.
BUT AFTER TONIGHT,
I THINK I'M PREGNANT.
THERE WAS SOMETHING
ON THE FLOOR.
IT COULD HAVE BEEN MINE FROM...
I DON'T KNOW.
DADDY DOESN'T WANT ME
TO HAVE ANY KIDS.
- WHO'S "DADDY"?
- THAT'S MY HUSBAND.
- YOU CALL YOUR HUSBAND,
"DADDY"?
- DON'T YOU CALL YOUR HUSBAND,
"DADDY"?
- AWKWARD.
- I MIGHT CALL MAURICIO "DADDY"
IN FRONT OF PORTIA OR SOMETHING,
NOW AND THEN, BUT NOT LIKE SHE
CALLS HER HUSBAND, "DADDY."
VERY DIFFERENT.
- ADRIENNE,
DO YOU CALL PAUL "DADDY"
WHEN YOU'RE HAVING SEX WITH HIM?
- WHAT?
- SHE CALLS HER HUSBAND,
"DADDY."
- HOW DO YOU SAY,
"HURRY UP" IN SPANISH?
Both: [laughs]
- ANDALE, ANDALE!
- RAPIDO!
- WELL, DON'T YOU CALL
YOUR HUSBAND, "DADDY"?
YOU HAVE TO HAVE A NICKNAME
FOR YOUR HUSBAND.
- I DO, BUT I CAN'T SAY
IT OUT LOUD.
- [laughs]
- I DO, I SHOUT HIS NAME...
I'M LIKE, HEY.
- MOHAMED DOESN'T WANT RUSSELL
TO COME INTO HIS HOME.
AND HE'S NOT WELCOME
AT PANDORA'S PARTY.
BUT THIS WOMAN
IS AN APPROPRIATE PARTY GUEST?
- WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?
- SOMEBODY NEEDS ATTENTION.
- YEAH, FROM DADDY.
DADDY'S NOT GIVING HER
ENOUGH ATTENTION.
- I MEAN, BUT WHERE IS DADDY?
- I KNOW. DADDY'S
IN A WHEELCHAIR.
- IN A GERIATRIC HOSPITAL.
- [laughs]
GOD FORBID. I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
- SHE'S A WACK JOB.
TOTAL WACK JOB.
- THANK YOU. OH, IT'S SO PRETTY.
- CAN I GET YOU SOME WATERS
WHILE YOU'RE LOOKING
AT THE MENUS?
- YES, PLEASE.
MY FAMILY DOESN'T, LIKE, KNOW
I'M KEEPING A SECRET,
BUT I'M NOT KEEPING A SECRET,
ANYMORE.
- HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT
EVERYBODY ELSE
FINDING OUT ABOUT US?
YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD AT KEEPING
THAT A SECRET, HAVEN'T WE?
- I DON'T... I DON'T REALLY
CONSIDER IT A SECRET, KEN.
I THINK...
I WANNA MAKE SURE
THAT WE REMAIN... PRIVATE.
- WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
- I JUST FEEL, LIKE, YOU KNOW,
HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED
TO KNOW HOW... WE ARE...
- WHEN IS THE TIME...
- IF WE'RE BEING...
EVERYBODY'S GIVING THEIR OWN
TWO CENTS, AND YOU KNOW.
- RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT.
- THIS AND THAT.
- I JUST FELT LIKE... I REALLY
FELT LIKE THIS TIME
I WANNA DO THINGS DIFFERENT.
I'VE BEEN DATING KEN
FOR ABOUT A YEAR.
I HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN KYLE
IN MONTHS.
AND THEN WHEN WE DID START
TALKING,
THE LAST THING I'M GOING
TO DO IS GO, "OH, BY THE WAY...
YOU KNOW, THERE'S THIS GUY."
I REALLY DIDN'T WANT
TO HEAR HER ADVICE.
YOU KNOW, I REALLY DIDN'T.
I'M... I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT,
LIKE, WHO'S GONNA
BE ONBOARD, WHO IS ISN'T.
YOU KNOW.
WE CAN'T FORCE ANYBODY
TO BE HAPPY OR SUPPORTIVE.
WE CAN'T MAKE THEM DO THAT.
SO I JUST HOPE THAT...
THAT WE CAN MAKE THEM HAPPY.
- OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT, OUR LOVE
FOR EACH OTHER WILL TRANSCEND.
- YOU'VE EVER MET
MY SISTERS YET.
- [sighs] NO, I HAVEN'T.
AM I SUPPOSED TO BRACE MYSELF?
OR SHOULD I BUCKLE UP?
- THIS MAY NOT RUN AS SMOOTH
AS YOU THINK.
- FOR ME OR YOU?
- FOR BOTH OF US.
- YOU'RE WORRIED
THEY WON'T LIKE ME?
- YEAH.
- IF SO, WHY?
WHAT ABOUT ME WON'T THEY LIKE?
- UM, BECAUSE MY FAMILY
IS REALLY... THEY'RE HARD.
THEY WANNA MAKE SURE THAT, YOU
KNOW,
THERE'S THE RIGHT PERSON
IN MY LIFE.
NO, BUT MY MOM... NOBODY WAS
EVER GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.
I TOLD KEN THAT I DIDN'T THINK
MY FAMILY WOULD LIKE HIM.
NOT TO UPSET HIM, BUT BECAUSE
THEY DON'T LIKE ANYBODY.
[laughs]
NOBODY.
- BUT I AM FROM THE BACK ROADS.
- THAT'S NICE. WELL, MAKE SURE
YOU TELL THEM WHEN YOU COME.
I WAS WALKING
IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD,
AND HE WAS STANDING
AT THE MAILBOX.
AND I WAS, LIKE, "HI."
AND HE WAS, LIKE,
"NICE TO MEET YOU."
AND I SAID I DIDN'T...
I'VE NEVER REALLY SEEN YOU.
I MEAN, I'VE SEEN YOU
A LITTLE BIT...
BUT NOT MUCH.
I JUST THINK THAT, YOU KNOW,
IT'S IMPORTANT TO ME
THAT MY SISTERS
LOOK AT ME AND SAY,
"I LIKE HIM,
AND I REALLY LIKE HIM AND I'M...
- SO I'LL JUST SPEAK
LITTLE AND VIBE A LOT.
- NO, BECAUSE THE WHOLE PART
IS THAT YOUR PERSONALITY
IS SO FUN AND... AND VIBRANT,
AND YOU'RE SO LOVING AND CARING
AND... AND YOU'RE SMART
AND YOU'RE HANDSOME AND...
- PLEASE. ENOUGH ALREADY.
[chuckles]
- NO, I WANT THEM TO SEE
THE QUALITIES THAT I SEE.
- YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON THAT
EVER SAID THAT TO ME.
- YEAH?
- YEAH.
- I THINK IT'S ALL
GONNA WORK OUT FINE.
- I DO, TOO.
- I LOVE YOU.
TO NEW AND EVEN MORE
SPECIAL DAYS AHEAD.
- OKAY.
- ALL RIGHT.
- COMING UP...
- LIKE THIS?
- OKAY, HONEY.
- OH, GO ON, YOU'RE NOT...
OH, NO!
OH, KYLE.
- I'M GONNA FIGURE OUT WHERE
THIS SECRET ROOM IS.
- OH, HERE IT IS.
- THAT IS NOT
THE SECRET ROOM, NO.
THAT'S VERY OBVIOUS TO HIM.
- THIS IS NOT THE SECRET ROOM.
- PAUL, THAT'S NOT
THE SECRET ROOM, DUDE.
- ADRIENNE?
- WHAT?
- I'M GONNA FIND IT. HOLD ON,
DON'T TELL ME.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
OH, IT'S BACK HERE.
- LOOK, IT...
- IT'S A FAKE PAINTING.
- OH, MY GOSH.
[laughter]
- UH-OH.
- OH, MY GOD!
THIS IS SEXY
ALL THE WAY AROUND, MAN.
- YOU KNOW, WHEN HE WANTS TO
HAVE A LITTLE RENDEZVOUS
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT,
HE COMES DOWN HERE, MAYBE.
[laughs] - WHY WOULD HE DO THAT?
- I DON'T KNOW.
BUT I HAVE TO TELL YOU
THAT MATTRESS
DOES NOT FEEL GOOD, THOUGH.
- I'VE NEVER SEEN
ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
- I GOT RIDGES. THERE'S RIDGES.
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
THIS IS AMAZING.
- LOOK. [laughs]
WHAT AN IDIOT? - NO, BUT LOOK...
- WATCH IT... YOU KNOW WHAT,
IT'S NOT SO SEXY.
- I'M JUST TELLING YOU ABOUT...
THAT THERE'S RIDGES.
FEEL THAT. JUST FEEL THAT.
- WHATEVER, DUDE.
[cheers and applause]
- OH, EVERYBODY.
THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU,
THANK YOU. THANK YOU,
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
- OKAY, I'D LIKE TO THANK YOU
ALL FOR COMING,
BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY,
I'D LIKE TO THANK MOHAMED
WHO IS SO GRACIOUS. - THANK YOU.
- QUIET OVER THERE
IN THE CHEAP SEATS.
- ESPECIALLY DOWN THERE.
- EXACTLY.
SO I WOULD LIKE TO THANK
MOHAMED, MOST IMPORTANTLY,
WHO'S SUCH A GOOD FRIEND
AND TO THROW THIS PARTY
FOR MY DARLING DAUGHTER.
MY DARLING DAUGHTER.
- MY GODDAUGHTER AND JASON.
- I MEAN, WE COULDN'T BE MORE
THRILLED. THE PERFECT CHOICE.
AND JULIA, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- JULIA AND I...
SHE LOVES... SHE LOVES YOU.
[cheers and applause]
- ALL OF YOU, AND GIRLS, BEHAVE
YOURSELVES FOR GOD'S SAKE.
GIVE ME A BREAK. - [laughs]
- OKAY, DON'T WATCH THIS.
MAX, CLOSE YOUR EYES.
- NOW, NO... I KNOW
YOU DO THIS WITH KEN.
- OF COURSE I DO.
- WOW.
- HEY, LISTEN. I HAVE TROUBLE
GETTING MY SOCKS OFF.[laughs]
- BUT, YOU KNOW.
I COULD DO THIS.
- THEN WATCH THAT AND EAT THAT.
- I CAN DO IT.
- OH, MY GOD, IT'S LIKE
DAVE NAVARRO'S HERE.
DAVE NAVARRO. [laughs]
- [cheering]
- WHEN I DO THAT,
I DON'T HAVE A STICK.
- [laughs]
- EVERYONE WAS DOING ACROBATICS
SO I DECIDED TO, UH,
DO SOME MYSELF.
- HOLD THE PLATE,
HOLD THE PLATE.
- THAT'S IT, THAT'S IT.
- YES!
- [cheering]
- OH, KYLE.
OH, MY GOD, HERE WE GO.
- I KNOW. [cheering]
- THIS SPLIT IS LIKE, EH.
CHILD'S PLAY.
- DO IT AGAIN.
RIGHT, ONE MORE TIME.
- THAT'S NOTHING. [laughs]
- OH, WHO DOES THAT? [cheering]
- I COULD DO THE SPLITS IN BED.
IT WAS BACK IN THE '60s,
BUT I-I COULD AT ONE TIME.
- OH, YOU LIKE THIS?
- OKAY, HONEY.
IF I WASN'T SCARED TO SHOW
MY SPANX, I WOULD DO THIS.
HOLD ON.
- OH, GO ON, YOU'RE NOT...
OH, NO! [cheering]
- OH, KYLE.
- [ululating]
- SHE WORE THE SPANX.
- WHY WOULD I WANT
TO GET UP ON A TABLE
AT MY DAUGHTER'S
ENGAGEMENT PARTY?
I MEAN, I'M SAVING IT
FOR THE WEDDING.
[screaming]
- I'M CLINGING TO MY MOTHER.
I'M SCARED.
- NO, NO, NO. [cheering]
- WHERE'S MY HUSBAND?
WE'RE GONNA GET IN TROUBLE.
NEXT TIME ON THE REAL
HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...
- WHAT... WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE
COME TO YOU AND DO?
OH, MY GOD.
[groans]
- YOUR GRANDMA IS, LIKE,
WINKING.
SHE'S SAYING SHE HAS A GREAT MAN
FOR YOU IN YOUR LIFE.
SHE GOES, "AND SHE SWINGS
IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION."
all: OH!
- WHAT IS THE BIG SECRET?
- THE BIG SECRET?
- YEAH.
- YOU WANNA KNOW?
- OH, MY GOD.
- SO... SURPRISE!
- TO LEARN MORE ABOUT
THE HOUSEWIVES,
HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...
all: SURPRISE. - HI.
- OW! JUST KIDDING.
- ADRIENNE'S SPA DAY.
I'VE NEVER SEEN
ANYTHING LIKE THIS.
I DON'T THINK ANYTHING
LIKE THIS EXISTS.
- [cackles]
BOUNCE, BOUNCE-BOUNCE,
BOUNCE-BOUNCE.
- SO YOU ALL KNOW
HOW MUCH I LOVE PANDORA.
DON'T WORRY,
I'M NOT GONNA PROPOSE.
- OH, OKAY.
- BECAUSE I ALREADY HAVE.
- [gasps]
- WE'RE OFFICIALLY ENGAGED.
- [laughing]
- I'M NOT SAYING I MASQUERADE
AS YOUR BEST FRIEND.
I'M JUST SAYING RIGHT NOW,
IF YOU NEED SOMETHING
SORTING OUT, I'LL HELP YOU.
- "YOU KNOW I'M NOT
YOUR FRIEND, BUT..."
WHO DOES THIS?
[upbeat music]
- LIFE IN BEVERLY HILLS
IS A GAME,
AND I MAKE THE RULES.
- I'M NOT THE RICHEST GIRL
IN BEVERLY HILLS,
BUT I AM THE LUCKIEST.
- PEOPLE TRY TO FIGURE ME OUT,
BUT I'M ONE-OF-A-KIND.
- I'VE FINALLY FOUND MY VOICE,
AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT.
- HAVING IT ALL IS EASY
IF YOU'RE WILLING
TO WORK FOR IT.
- DIAMONDS AREN'T
A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND.
FREEDOM IS.
♪♪ ♪♪
[phone line rings]
- HI, I'M UNAVAILABLE
TO ANSWER YOUR CALL RIGHT NOW.
LEAVE A MESSAGE, AND I'LL GET
BACK TO YOU AS SOON AS I CAN.
BYE.
[line rings]
- YOUR CALL HAS BEEN FORWARDED
TO AN AUTOMATIC
VOICE MESSAGE SYSTEM.
- NOBODY EVER ANSWERS
THEIR PHONE IN BEVERLY HILLS.
- YOUR CALL HAS BEEN FORWARDED
TO AN AUTOMATIC
VOICE MESSAGE SYSTEM.
MAYBE THEY DO PICK UP,
BUT IT'S JUST
WHEN THEY SEE MY NUMBER,
THEY DON'T PICK UP THEIR PHONE.
[line rings]
- HELLO?
- HI, DARLING.
- HI.
- HEY, LISTEN...
YOU'RE COMING TO PANDORA'S PARTY
ON TUESDAY, REMEMBER?
- OF COURSE I'LL BE THERE.
WHAT'S THE ATTIRE?
- UM, I DON'T REALLY KNOW.
JUST...
YEAH, WEAR SOMETHING FUN,
YOU KNOW?
- I FEEL LIKE AT MOHAMED'S,
YOU'RE UNDER-DRESSED
IF YOU'RE NOT IN A BALL GOWN.
- YEAH, EXACTLY.
GET OUT THE BALL GOWN.
BUT LISTEN...
- HEY, WHEN WE WERE AT SPA DAY,
YOU NEVER TOLD ME ABOUT
YOUR COOKING WITH ADRIENNE.
- OH, KYLE. YEAH, I HAVE TO
TELL YOU ABOUT... [laughs]
- WHAT HAPPENED?
HOW WAS IT?
- OKAY, SO I SAY TO HER...
SHE SAYS SHE WANTS TO LEARN
HOW TO ROAST A CHICKEN.
OKAY, PRETTY...
LIKE, BASIC, OKAY.
- YOU KNOW,
STICK SOME LEMONS UP ITS BUTT,
STICK SOME ONIONS, HERBS...
BUT FIRST OF ALL, YOU'VE GOT TO
WASH THE CHICKEN, RIGHT?
- RIGHT.
- SO I LOOK OVER, AND SHE'S
WASHING IT WITH HAND SOAP.
OKAY, WE DON'T NEED ANY SOAP.
DID YOU JUST PUT SOAP ON IT?
- YEAH.
- YOU DIDN'T.
- [laughs] YOU ARE LYING TO ME.
- HAND SOAP
WITH MOISTURIZER, NO LESS.
- [laughs]
- MAYBE TO MAKE IT, KIND OF,
MORE SUCCULENT OR JUICY.
WHO KNOWS? WHO BLOODY KNOWS?
- OH, MY GOD, THAT IS HILARIOUS.
- IT'S THE FUNNIEST THING
I'VE EVER SEEN.
I KNOW SHE DOESN'T
KNOW HOW TO BOIL WATER,
BUT WHY WOULD YOU WASH
A CHICKEN WITH HAND SOAP?
WHY WOULD YOU WASH
A CHICKEN WITH SOAP ANYWAY?
- OH, MY GOD, THAT IS HILARIOUS.
- ALL RIGHT, DARLING.
SPEAK TO YOU LATER.
- BYE.
[line ringing]
HI, TAYLOR?
- HI. HOW ARE YOU?
HOW DO YOU KNOW IT WAS ME?
- WELL, YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON
I KNOW WITH A BRITISH ACCENT.
[laughs]
- ANYWAY, UM...
WE'RE HAVING
AN ENGAGEMENT PARTY.
- OH, GREAT.
WELL, I'M SO EXCITED FOR HER.
- THE PROBLEM IS, TAYLOR...
IS THAT IT'S MOHAMED
WHO'S HAVING THE PARTY.
UM, IT'S A BIT DIFFICULT.
BUT BECAUSE
HE'S HOSTING THE PARTY,
AND YOU KNOW
HE'S GOT SOME HISTORY...
- RIGHT, RIGHT.
- WITH RUSSELL.
MOHAMED SAID HE HAD OSTENSIBLY
FALLEN OUT
WITH TAYLOR'S HUSBAND, RUSSELL.
YOU KNOW, IT'S VERY DIFFICULT
TO... TO INVITE HIM.
AND I DON'T KNOW IF...
IF YOU WANNA COME
ON YOUR OWN, OR...
YOU KNOW, THERE'S SOME REAL,
KIND OF INTENSE HISTORY, THERE.
AND YOU SAID TO ALWAYS
INVITE YOU ANYWAY.
- RIGHT, RIGHT.
NO, I UNDERSTAND.
- SO I'M JUST
PUTTING IT OUT THERE.
- OKAY, WELL, THANK YOU
FOR BEING UP-FRONT ABOUT IT.
I DEFINITELY WANT TO
BE ABLE TO CELEBRATE PANDORA.
- OKAY.
YOU STILL WANT TO COME.
OKAY. ALL RIGHT, GREAT.
- I'LL SEE YOU ON TUESDAY, THEN.
- ALL RIGHT. I'LL SEE YOU THEN.
- THANK YOU SO MUCH. BUH-BYE.
- ALL RIGHT, BUH-BYE.
- HI.
- HI.
- YOU'RE SO SWEET TO COME
LOOK AT CAKES WITH ME.
- ARE YOU KIDDING? OF COURSE.
THIS IS THE BEST PART.
SO, KENNEDY IS TURNING
FIVE VERY SOON,
AND I'M PLANNING
A RANCH PARTY FOR HER.
SO, THIS YEAR WE'RE GONNA
HAVE A COWBOY THEME
AND HAVE A LOT
OF FUN ACTIVITIES,
KIND OF LIKE A COUNTY FAIR.
- HELLO.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M GOOD, THANK YOU.
- OH, MY GOSH, LOOK AT THAT DOG.
I'M ADMIRING YOUR CAKES,
ALREADY, IN THE WINDOW.
- WELL, THANK YOU.
- HEY, HOW YA DOIN'?
- HEY, DANA. NICE TO SEE YOU.
- I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN A WHILE.
- I'M PRETTY ORGANIZED,
SO PLANNING THESE BIG EVENTS
IS NOT AS TRYING
AS IT USED TO BE.
UM, I HAVE HELP AROUND ME.
SO I'M ABLE TO CALL
ON MY FRIEND, DANA, TO HELP OUT.
- THANK YOU
FOR BRINGING HER IN, DANA.
- YEAH, NO PROBLEM.
SO, DO WE HAVE ANY, UM,
PHOTO BOOKS WE COULD LOOK AT
JUST TO GET IDEAS OF,
LIKE, RANCH-TYPE THEMES...
- YEAH.
- OR COWBOY THEMES?
BECAUSE I'M TERRIBLE
AT THAT THEME. [laughs]
- OH, NO PROBLEM.
I'M... I'M PRETTY GOOD AT IT.
- YOU REALLY ARE.
- I REALLY AM.
- WE'LL BE IN A SETTING
OF THIS BEAUTIFUL RANCH,
WITH ANIMALS ALL AROUND US,
SO I REALLY WANTED THE CAKE
TO HAVE SOME FORM
OF AN ANIMAL THEME.
AND I GAVE KENNEDY THE OPTION,
AND SHE CHOSE TO HAVE A HORSE.
THAT'S THE ONE SHE SAW,
AND SHE WAS LIKE,
"I WANT THIS ONE,"
AND I WAS LIKE,
"IT'S NOT EXACTLY COUNTRY, BUT...
- BUT, NOW...
- MAYBE WE COULD MAKE IT...
- HOW MANY PEOPLE
ARE WE FEEDING, TAYLOR?
Both: 200
- OKAY.
200 OF HER CLOSEST FRIENDS.
Both: YEAH. - OH.
THAT CAKE COST $2,000.
- I ALWAYS LIKE
THE EXPENSIVE STUFF.
- YEAH, OF COURSE SHE DOES.
- THAT'S THE WAY IT IS.
- [laughs]
OKAY, SO, YOU GUYS
WANNA TASTE SOME CAKE?
- YEAH.
- YEAH.
- VERY GOOD. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
- ALL RIGHT.
- I DO FEEL LIKE PEOPLE
HAVE EXPECTED ME TO APOLOGIZE
FOR KENNEDY'S FOURTH BIRTHDAY.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO KENNEDY,
IF WE CAN EVER FIND THE KIDS.
[laughs]
SO THIS YEAR WE'RE GONNA
HAVE A BIG FAMILY DAY OUT OF IT,
WHERE KIDS OF ALL AGES
CAN HAVE FUN.
- ARE YA READY? HERE WE GO.
- YES.
- OKAY, THE FORK
IS IN THE WHITE VELVET.
THIS IS STRAWBERRIES
AND WHIPPED CREAM,
LEMON, WITH LEMON MOUSSE,
LEMON CURD, AND RASPBERRY,
THAT'S MARBLE
WITH CARAMEL CREAM,
AND CHOCOLATE
WITH CHOCOLATE AND RASPBERRY.
- WHAT DO KIDS LIKE?
- THEY LIKE THE CHOCOLATE
WITHOUT THE RASPBERRY.
- YOU KNOW, I KIND OF
LIKE THIS STRAWBERRY ONE
BECAUSE IT REMINDS ME A LITTLE
BIT OF, LIKE, STRAWBERRY...
both: SHORTCAKE. - UH-HUH.
- WHICH IS KIND OF COUNTRY FARE.
- COUNTRY FARE, YEAH.
WHY DON'T YOU DO IT ALL
STRAWBERRIES AND WHIPPED CREAM?
'CAUSE EVERYBODY'S
GONNA LOVE THAT,
AND THEN THERE'S
NO CONFLICT ABOUT,
"WELL, YOU GOT STRAWBERRIES
AND WHIPPED CREAM,
WELL, I WANT THAT," YOU KNOW.
- YOU MUST KNOW MY CHILD.
- [laughs]
WELL, I THINK WE'VE...
WE'VE GOT IT, THEN.
- OKAY. YOU DID SO GOOD.
- GOOD.
- YEAH.
- THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- I'M REALLY EXCITED.
- THIS IS WONDERFUL,
IT'S GONNA BE BEAUTIFUL.
- WHO KNEW THERE WAS
SO MUCH TO A CAKE?
- SERIOUS.
- [laughs]
- GOOD MORNING. HELLO.
- GOOD MORNING. HOW ARE YOU?
- MY NAME IS LISA.
I'LL BE YOUR NURSE TODAY.
- HI, LISA. HOW YOU DOING?
- ESTELLA,
HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY?
- PLEASURE.
HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS ESTELLA?
- OH...
All: [laugh]
- AWARE YOU'RE COMING.
- AND YOU ARE?
- I'M KYLE, HER DAUGHTER-IN-LAW.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
- HI, I'M SHARON. HER DAUGHTER.
- I GUESS IT SHOWS
THAT I'M THE OLDER ONE, SO OKAY.
- WELL, HOW EXCITING.
- MY MOTHER-IN-LAW, ESTELLA,
WANTS TO HAVE A FACELIFT,
AND SHE'S VERY EXCITED.
- [laughs]
- ARE YOU NERVOUS?
- NO, NOT REALLY.
- OH, REALLY? WELL, GOOD.
- WE'RE GONNA SPLIT,
THOUGH, I'M GONNA GO CHANGE.
- OKAY.
I HAVE SORT OF MIXED FEELINGS
ABOUT HER HAVING THE FACE LIFT.
I LOVE THAT SHE LOOKS NATURAL,
AND THAT SHE'S NEVER
DONE ANYTHING TO HER FACE.
I HAVE SEEN BEAUTIFUL WOMEN
TURN INTO CATWOMAN, BLOWFISH...
WHERE THEY CAN'T
TURN THEIR HEADS.
[squeaks, laughs]
- WHAT ABOUT THESE?
HOW YOU LIKE MY...
THE SIZE OF MY...
- OH!
- THE SIZE OF MY OUTFIT.
- I LOVE IT.
- WHAT? MY I.V.?
- THE I.V. LOOKS DISGUSTING.
- OKAY, I'LL COVER IT.
- GOOD MORNING, EVERYBODY.
- HEY, HOW ARE YOU?
- HI. HOW ARE YOU?
All: [smooch]
- PAUL WAS THE OBVIOUS CHOICE
FOR ESTELLA'S SURGERY.
HE'S ABSOLUTELY
THE BEST IN TOWN.
- DON'T COMPETE WITH EACH OTHER.
SO I THINK YOU NEED
TO LOOK INTO THAT.
- YOU KNOW WHAT YOU CAN DO?
A LITTLE, MINI-FACELIFT.
- HE DOES THAT ALL THE TIME.
[laughs]
GOD, IT'S PAR FOR THE COURSE.
OH, MY GOSH.
- BESIDES, IF SHE DOESN'T
COME OUT LOOKING GOOD,
I CAN ALWAYS SICK ADRIENNE
ON HIM. [clicks tongue]
SHE'S ALL EXCITED.
- SO, WHAT I'M GONNA DO NOW...
AND YOU GUYS CAN
WATCH THIS PART...
I'M GONNA MAKE
SOME MARKS ON HER.
THIS SMILE LINE IS A LOT DEEPER
ON THE LEFT
THAN IT IS THE RIGHT.
WHEN YOU WAKE UP, YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE A BIG DRESSING ON, TOO.
AND YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE YOUR FACE...
SO THE NEXT 48 HOURS
IS NOT GONNA BE THE MOST...
THE BEST TIME FOR YOU TO FEEL,
JUST TO LET YOU KNOW.
AND IN ADDITION, YOU'RE GONNA...
YOUR SKIN'S GONNA BE
A LITTLE BIT HOT FROM THE LASER.
AND THIS IS A GREAT TIME
TO TAKE XANAX.
- SO THAT I CAN
SLEEP THROUGH IT?
- SO YOU CAN RELAX, AND...
- I KNOW
MY MOTHER-IN-LAW IS GONNA
COME OUT LOOKING GREAT,
NO MATTER WHAT,
BUT JUST THE IDEA THAT
SHE'S HAVING A MAJOR SURGERY...
IT'S REALLY SCARY.
- COMING UP...
- [gasps]
OH, MY GOD.
[machine beeps]
- TAKE A BIG BREATH, ESTELLA.
BREATHE IN, BREATH OUT.
- S-STRONG.
I AM... AW, YEAH...
- SHE'S SLEEPING.
- YOU HAVE THAT 11 BLADE?
MAN, SHE'S GONNA LOOK SO YOUNG
IMMEDIATELY AFTER THIS SURGERY.
[beeping]
OKAY, PERFECT, PERFECT, PERFECT.
- [whistling]
- OKAY, NO WHISTLING.
- SORRY.
- WHOOP...
I THINK I JUST
SQUIRTED FAT ON YOU.
SORRY. [laughs]
- [indistinct]
- OH...
SO, WHAT'D YOU SAY
YOU USED TO GET CALLED?
- WAHLBERG, WHAT?
- MARK WAHLBERG.
I GET TOLD I LOOK LIKE HIM
EVERY SINGLE DAY.
- YEAH, YOU DO LOOK LIKE HIM.
- YEAH.
- GO GRAB THE PHONE.
- I USUALLY WALK
OUT OF RESTAURANTS,
AND SAY, "YEAH, I CAN'T SIGN
ANY MORE AUTOGRAPHS TODAY."
JUST SO TIRED OF IT.
- YOU'RE JUST DONE OVER IT.
[phone line rings]
- IT'S GOING
DIRECTLY TO VOICEMAIL.
- OH, IS IT?
- YEAH.
[phone beeps]
- PLEASE HANG UP,
OR PRESS # FOR MORE OPTIONS.
[voicemail beeps]
- MARK, IT'S PAUL.
I HAVE AN ANESTHESIOLOGIST HERE
WHO SAID HE'S YOUR TWIN.
AND EVERYONE
IN THE OPERATING ROOM THINKS SO.
BUT HE SAID HE'S GOT
MORE MUSCLES THAN YOU.
All: [laughs]
- HE SAID HE'S A LOT
BETTER LOOKIN' THAN YOU, TOO.
- [laughs]
- ALL RIGHT. ADIOS.
YOU CAN HANG UP.
WHEN I'M OPERATING,
AND DOING A LONG CASE...
FIVE, SIX, SEVEN HOURS...
EPISODICALLY, I'M GONNA
RECEIVE OR MAKE CALLS
WHILE I'M IN THE OPERATING ROOM.
DURING A BREAK,
I CAN RELAX FOR A SECOND.
OR ACTUALLY,
I MIGHT HAVE A LADY FOR YOU.
- FOR ME?
- KIM RICHARDS.
- HUH.
- WHY DON'T WE GET YOU A...
SET UP A DATE WITH YOU?
- THAT SOUNDS GOOD.
BETTER GET IN THE GYM.
- I GOTTA SEE IF SHE'S
STILL LOOKIN' FOR A MAN.
SET YOU UP
FOR A LOVE CONNECTION.
[cackles]
- SO, MOMMY DID GREAT.
SHE'S JUST NOW
IN THE RECOVERY ROOM.
- OKAY.
OKAY, WE'RE READY TO SEE HER?
- YEAH, LET'S GO.
- WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN?
- BE RIGHT BACK, GIRLS.
NO MORE LOLLIPOPS.
I'M SCARED. - HERE, LET ME...
- ARE YOU NERVOUS?
I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS.
- SO, REMEMBER, SHE'S GONNA
HAVE THIS BIG DRESSING ON.
SO JUST... - THANK GOD.
- [laughs]
- DON'T... SO DON'T FREAK OUT.
ALL RIGHT, COME ON OUT.
- KYLE, YOU CAN GO FIRST.
- [whispers] I DON'T WANT TO.
- [laughs]
- YOU GO FIRST.
- OKAY, I'LL GO FIRST.
- I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN SEE IT.
- HELLO. I HAVE THE REST OF...
- HI, MOM.
- BEAUTIFUL WOMAN.
- YOU LOOK INCREDIBLE.
- I DON'T WANNA LOOK.
- YES, YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.
- HI, MOMMA.
- YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.
[heart monitor beeping]
IT'S AMAZING.
YOU DID SO WELL.
- I ALMOST FAINTED.
HI, ESTELLA.
ARE YOU OKAY?
- HEY...
- ALL RIGHT. THUMBS UP, MAN.
- THUMBS UP.
- ARE YOU GONNA DANCE WITH ME?
- [laughs] SURE.
- OH, MY GOD.
- LATER... MAYBE LATER.
- YOU GUYS DONE?
- WE GOTTA... WE'RE DONE.
- YEAH, WE'RE DONE.
- ALL RIGHT,
WE'RE GETTING KICKED OUT.
- EY...
- WE'LL SEE YOU LATER.
- WHAT'S WRONG?
- I JUST WANTED TO HIDE
BEHIND THE CURTAIN,
AND NOT HAVE HER SEE
HOW I WAS FEELING.
- OKAY, I TOLD YOU,
IT'S PRETTY INTENSE.
WHY DON'T YOU
GIVE HER A NICE HUG?
- [chuckles]
- HEY.
- I DON'T KNOW WHY
I'M REACTING LIKE THIS.
- IT'S HARD.
- MAKES ME THINK, LIKE, WHAT IF
SOMETHING WERE TO HAPPEN?
I DON'T KNOW,
IT'S FREAKIN' ME OUT.
- WHAT IS THERE
THAT COULD HAPPEN?
- NO, I DON'T EVEN KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M REACTING
LIKE THIS, I REALLY DON'T.
I DIDN'T WANNA
SCARE MY MOTHER-IN-LAW,
AND I DIDN'T WANNA OFFEND PAUL,
WHO I KNOW
IS AN INCREDIBLE DOCTOR,
BUT IT WAS REALLY SCARY-LOOKING.
- OPEN YOUR MOUTH.
SEE, RIGHT HERE...
- IT TRIGGERED SOMETHING IN ME.
JUST HEARING HER VOICE LIKE THAT
MADE ME FEEL LIKE
SOMETHING HAD HAPPENED TO HER,
OR WHAT IF SOMETHING
WERE TO HAPPEN TO HER ONE DAY?
- OH...
- I DON'T WANNA LOSE HER.
WE'RE GONNA GO. I NEED
TO TAKE PORTIA OUTTA HERE.
- SEE YOU LATER, MAN.
- LET'S GO. I'M GONNA CRY.
- HELLO, BA, BA, BA...
- WE'RE HOME.
OH, HI, PAUL. - HI. HOW ARE YOU?
- HI. GOOD, GOOD.
I'M GLAD JULIE LET YOU IN.
IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
- EVERYTHING'S GREAT. FANTASTIC.
- WOW. WHAT KIND OF MUSHROOMS?
WHAT DO YOU CALL THESE?
YOU JUST BUY 'EM?
- SHIITAKE AND, UH, SHIMEJI.
- SEAWEED AND CUCUMBERS? YUM.
TONIGHT, WE'RE GONNA
HAVE KYLE AND MAURICIO
COME OVER FOR DINNER.
ALL RIGHT,
EVERYTHING LOOKS GOOD.
LOOKS GOOD, HUH, KENSIE?
- MAMA, WHY'RE YOU NOT
GIVING ME MY DRINK?
- I'VE DECIDED
TO HAVE SOMEONE COME OVER
AND HELP ME COOK
FOR THE EVENING,
BECAUSE I'M NOT
ENVISIONING MYSELF
WHIPPING UP A GOURMET DINNER.
YOU WANNA HELP ME
PUT SOMETHING ON THE TABLE?
- YEAH, MA.
- OKAY, YOU WANNA
DO THE SILVERWARE?
- NO.
- THE PLACEMATS?
- NO.
- THE...
NAPKINS?
- NO.
- [whispers] PUSH THE BUTTON.
[doorbell chimes]
- HI.
- Both: HELLO.
- [little voice]
HI, MISSY-PANTS. [laughs]
I LOVE HER. HOW ARE YOU?
- HI, TAYLOR.
- GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?
- YOU LOOK GREAT.
- THANK YOU. HELLO, MISTER.
- WHAT'S GOING ON?
- HOW ARE YOU?
- NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
- THANK YOU FOR COMING.
GOOD TO SEE YOU. - HEY, THERE.
- HEY, RUSSELL, HOW ARE YOU?
- HOW YA DOIN'?
YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
- THANK YOU. GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- YAY! PORTIA'S HERE!
- WHY DON'T YOU GIRLS
GO UPSTAIRS TO THE PLAYROOM?
- TAYLOR WILL TELL US THINGS
THAT MAKE US NOT LIKE RUSSELL.
AND IT'S VERY DIFFICULT,
BECAUSE THEN WHEN WE SEE HIM,
HE'S VERY POLITE,
AND SEEMS TO BE A NICE PERSON.
IT'S VERY CONFUSING
FOR EVERYONE.
- ALL RIGHT. SHOULD WE EAT?
SHOULD WE SIT?
- LET'S DO. I'M STARVING.
- WHERE SHOULD WE SIT?
- HERE, YOU SIT HERE.
- WHEREVER YOU WANT, HONEY.
- OKAY.
- YOU WANT A BOOSTER?
- [laughs]
- YOU WANT A BOOSTER?
- DO YOU HAVE A BOOSTER, TOO?
- A BOOSTER SEAT?
- WE HAVE A BOOSTER, YES.
I USE IT ALL THE TIME.
- CHEERS. HERE'S TO YOU GUYS.
- THANK YOU.
- THANK YOU FOR HAVING US.
- THANK YOU
FOR HAVING US FOR DINNER.
[glasses clinking]
WE'RE VERY EXCITED TO...
- [laughs]
YEAH. THANK YOU FOR HAVING US...
- "HAVING ME HAVE YOU"?
- WOW.
- THIS LOOKS GOOD. IS THIS...
- LIKE CIOPPINO.
- THANK YOU.
- ISN'T THIS DIFFICULT TO EAT?
[laughs]
I'M HAVING A LITTLE
SITUATION OVER HERE.
- YOU WANT ME TO HELP YOU?
I'LL EAT IT FOR YOU.
[oinks]
[smooch]
- SO DID YOU READ
THE BIG STORY TODAY?
- I HEARD...
- IN THE, UH, TABLOIDS?
- US WEEKLY.
- I HEARD ABOUT IT.
- WE... WE OFFICIALLY
SEPARATED TODAY.
- OH, YOU DID.
- WE OFFICIALLY SEPARATED.
- AND YET WE'RE HAVING DINNER.
- I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT
EITHER, BUT...
- [laughs]
- THIS IS A CUTE PICTURE,
TAYLOR.
THAT'S REALLY ALL YOU
THINK ABOUT, I'M SORRY, RUSSELL.
- HOW OLD DO THEY CALL ME?
Both: [laugh]
- IF I WAS PUTTING MYSELF
IN YOUR SHOES,
I WOULD BE SO UPSET.
- YEAH.
- I WOULD BE SO UPSET.
- SO UPSET.
- RIGHT.
I DON'T MEAN TO FALSELY
ACCUSE ANYBODY, BUT...
- WELL, YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING.
WE'RE NOT THE ONES
THAT ARE GONNA BE SPREADING...
- A CERTAIN PERSON THAT
WE ALL KNOW TOLD ME THAT LISA
IS VERY GOOD FRIENDS
WITH THE EDITOR OF US MAGAZINE.
IS THIS... HAVE YOU HEARD THIS,
OR IS THIS TRUE?
- YEAH, NO, SHE... SHE'S BEEN
FRIENDS WITH HER FOR YEARS.
- OH, SHE HAS.
- I FIND THAT
A LITTLE COINCIDENTAL.
WOULD SHE NOT HAVE TOLD HER
THIS WAS HAPPENING?
- I DON'T, UH, THINK SO.
- NO.
I MEAN, ONE OF...
SOMEONE THAT'S CLOSE TO HER
IS GONNA BE IN THE MAGAZINE? NO?
- I DO NOT BELIEVE THAT LISA
HAD ANYTHING TO DO
WITH THIS ARTICLE.
I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE
THERE'S ONE PERSON
WHO KNOWS ABOUT TAYLOR
AND RUSSELL'S MARRIAGE.
EVERYBODY IN TOWN KNOWS.
YOU KNOW, SHE AND RUSSELL
ARE HAVING PROBLEMS.
THIS IS THE GOSSIP AROUND TOWN.
- WELL, IT JUST...
IT'S VERY UNUSUAL
THAT I RECEIVE THE PHONE CALL
THE DAY OF THE ARTICLE,
WHEN THEY LINK IT TO LISA.
AND I... YOU KNOW, AGAIN,
I'M NOT ACCUSING LISA,
BUT IT WAS JUST A VERY STRANGE
THING THAT HAPPENED TODAY.
I MET WITH ONE
OF MY LITIGATORS TODAY,
AND HE SAID, "LOOK, WE'LL JUST
SERVE 'EM WITH A LAWSUIT.
"THEY WILL HAPPILY TELL
WHO THEIR SOURCE IS
TO MAKE THE LAWSUIT GO AWAY."
YOU KNOW. IT'S PRETTY SIMPLE.
- IT'S MAKING ME
VERY UNCOMFORTABLE
THAT RUSSELL IS TALKING
ABOUT A LAWSUIT
WITH SOMEONE
IN OUR GROUP OF FRIENDS.
I'M THINKING TO MYSELF,
"THIS IS VERY AWKWARD.
AM I NEXT?"
- COMING UP...
- OH, I LOVE HIM!
- NO! NO! NO!
- KEN, WHERE ARE YOU?
I'M GETTING SCARED.
[sighs]
WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN
TO ME?
EVERYTHING'S ALWAYS DOWN
TO, LIKE, THE LAST FIVE MINUTES.
TODAY'S THE DAY
OF PANDORA'S ENGAGEMENT PARTY,
AND I'M VERY EXCITED FOR HER.
[doorbell rings] HELLO.
- HI, MOMMY.
OH, NICE DRESS. [laughs]
- OKAY, OKAY.
WE'RE LIKE, UH, RUNNING...
- WE LOOK LIKE SCRUFFS.
- NO, YOU LOOK GOOD.
WHAT... WHAT'S ALL THIS?
- I'VE GOT
EVERYTHING. I'VE GOT...
- WHAT IS THIS?
- I'VE GOT JACKETS,
I'VE GOT OPTIONS,
I'VE GOT WHITE SHIRTS, BLACK
SHIRTS, STRIPED SHIRTS,
BLACK PANTS.
- OKAY, GOOD.
- WE'RE GOOD TO GO.
- COME ON THEN, LET'S GO.
PANDORA, YOU COME WITH ME.
- I COME WITH YOU.
- AND THEN WE'LL MEET DOWNSTAIRS
FOR DRINKS IN, LIKE,
HALF AN HOUR.
WHAT DO THINK? - PERFECT?
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM MAX.
HAVE YOU HEARD FROM MAX?
- UM, I THINK
HE'S PROBABLY AT WORK.
- YEAH, DARLING.
HE'S NOT ESCAPING TONIGHT.
HE'S PART OF THIS FAMILY, TOO.
- [laughs] HUH, WELL,
TELL HIM THAT. [chuckles]
ARE THESE OUR DRESSES? TOGETHER?
- YEAH.
- CUTE.
- DO YOU WANNA WEAR THAT OR NOT?
YOU WANT THAT STITCH THAT LIKE
THAT, RIGHT?
- YEAH, WITH THIS THING DOWN.
CAN I BORROW A NECKLACE? - UM...
- HI, DADDY. HI, GIGGY.
- DARLING, REALLY?
- HI, BABIES.
- ALL JOKING ASIDE. WHERE'S MAX?
- SHH.
[dog barking] - CAN'T FIND HIM.
- MAX KNOWS HE HAS TO COME.
HE'S PART OF THIS FAMILY, TOO.
I WANT YOU TO CALL HIM...
- I TOLD HIM...
- WHAT DID YOU SAY?
- HE'S NOT ANSWERING HIS PHONE.
- I DON'T CARE WHETHER MAX IS
EXCITED ABOUT THIS PARTY OR NOT.
HE NEEDS TO BE HERE.
NOT DOING A RUN OR OFF WITH
HIS GIRLFRIEND SOMEWHERE.
PANDY, YOU TEXT HIM.
I WILL KILL HIM SLOWLY.
- NEED TO STITCH THIS, LIKE,
RIGHT HERE.
SO IT'S THE SAME AS THIS.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
- MOM? DAD?
- MAX? IF HE'S NOT COMING,
I SWEAR I WILL NOT TALK
TO HIM AGAIN.
MAX? - HI, MOM.
- TELL ME YOU'RE COMING.
TELL ME YOU'RE COMING TONIGHT.
- COURSE I'M COMING TONIGHT.
- WHY'VE YOU GOT A BACKPACK?
GIVE ME A HUG.
WHY'VE YOU GOT A BACKPACK?
- 'CAUSE I JUST GOT HOME.
- OKAY.
YOU DON'T SMELL SO GOOD.
MAX... - YES, MOM?
- I DON'T LIKE YOU
WALKING AROUND
WITH YOUR TROUSERS
ON YOUR BOTTOM.
ESPECIALLY IN WEST HOLLYWOOD.
IT SENDS OUT THE WRONG MESSAGE.
- [laughs]
[telephone rings] - HELLO?
[on phone] - LISA?
- YES?
- HI. IT'S KIM.
- HELLO, DARLING.
IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
- EVERYTHING'S REALLY GOOD.
- DON'T TELL ME
YOU'RE NOT COMING.
- I'M MOVING OUT ON SATURDAY
OUT OF MY HOUSE, AND I...
- OH, DARLING, COME.
IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT.
JUST COME FOR A DRINK.
OH, I'M AN IDIOT.
IT SOUNDS TERRIBLE TO KIM,
"JUST COME FOR ONE DRINK."
THAT IS A FAUX PAS.
- I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW
THAT I LOVE YOU.
AND I JUST WANT TO THANK YOU.
BECAUSE IT MEANS A LOT TO ME.
- ALL RIGHT, DARLING. ALL RIGHT.
[phone clicks]
- I THOUGHT WE'D JUST HAVE
A QUICK DRINK.
- OKAY.
- IT'D BE A MIRACLE IF
THEY'RE READY BEFORE US.
COME ON. - HEY.
- YOU TWO LOOK AMAZING.
- THAT LOOKS REALLY NICE
AS WELL.
- STUNNING.
- HOW ARE YOU, DARLING?
- VERY WELL.
- NICE JACKET.
- BABY, YOU LOOK AMAZING.
- AND MAX, THANK YOU FOR COMING.
- OKAY.
- I GET A PRESENT?
- YOU GET A PRESENT FROM ME.
- WHY?
I WANTED TO GIVE YOU SOMETHING
REALLY SPECIAL.
I HAD IT MADE FOR YOU.
- AW, THANK YOU.
- DO YOU REMEMBER THE BRACELET
YOUR DADDY GAVE TO ME
WHEN I WAS PREGNANT?
- MM-HMM.
THAT LITTLE DIAMOND ONE?
- IT'S BEEN... YEAH.
WELL, IT WASN'T SO LITTLE.
IT WAS STILL TEN KARATS.
I'VE GOT THIS DIAMOND BRACELET
THAT I TREASURE
BECAUSE IT WAS GIVEN TO ME
WHEN I WAS PREGNANT.
SO I WANTED TO SOMEHOW
INCORPORATE THAT
INTO A GIFT FOR PANDORA.
- [gasps] OH, MY GOD.
SO BEAUTIFUL. - LIKE IT?
- OH, IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL.
JASON, COME HERE.
- IT'S INCREDIBLE.
- OH, AND IT'S GOT THE LITTLE
DIAMONDS FROM IT.
- AND LOOK WHAT IT SAYS
ON THE BACK.
- WHAT DOES IT SAY ON THE BACK?
- "REMEMBER ONE THING...
- AND ONE THING ONLY?
- "MOMMY LOVES ME."
[laughter] THAT'S RIGHT.
- WHAT HAPPENED TO DADDY?
I'M PAYING FOR THE WEDDING.
- THANK YOU.
- WHEN THE CHILDREN GROW UP,
I ALWAYS SAID
IF EVERYTHING WENT AWRY,
REMEMBER ONE THING.
"MOMMY LOVES YOU."
SO I DON'T EVEN NEED
TO FINISH THE SENTENCE.
AND THEN THERE'S JUST
SOMETHING FOR YOU
THAT KEN WANTED TO GIVE YOU
THAT MEANT SOMETHING TO HIM.
- WASN'T EXPECTING ANYTHING.
THIS IS GREAT.
- I KNOW, RIGHT?
WHY ARE YOU BUYING US PRESENTS?
YOU'RE SO CUTE.
- DID THE WRAPPING YOURSELF
HERE, KEN?
- I DID, ACTUALLY.
[paper crinkling]
- OH, MY GOSH.
THIS IS FRANCK MULLER.
ONE OF THE BEST.
BEST IN THE WORLD.
- I'M GIVING JASON A... A WATCH
THAT'S SPECIAL TO ME
BECAUSE MY WIFE, LISA,
BOUGHT IT FOR ME
FOR MY BIRTHDAY.
I HOPE SHE FORGIVES THAT.
- ONE OF THE BETTER DAYS
OF MY LIFE.
- WHAT TIME IS THE PARTY
STARTING?
- NOW. AND WE'RE NOT EVEN THERE.
- WHY, I THINK WE NEED TO CHEERS
AGAIN TO WONDERFUL PARENTS.
- YES. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- I'LL TAKE IT.
- OH, MY GOODNESS, MY EYES.
- I LOVE YOU.
- THANK YOU.
- CHEERS.
[laughter]
- OKAY, WE'VE GOT TO STOP THIS.
- WE'VE GOT A PARTY, LADIES.
COME ON.
- LOOK AT THIS GUY.
- HELLO.
[laughter] HOW FABULOUS.
OH, I LOVE THIS.
LOOK AT HIS EYELASHES.
I LOVE YOU.
- CAN WE TOUCH HIM? OH, MY GOD.
- HEY, BUDDY.
- OH, YOU ARE SO...
- I KNOW THE PEOPLE LIKE YOU.
- FABULOUS.
- [laughs]
- WELL, HELLO. HELLO.
- HELLO. I LOVE THE CAMELS.
- WELL, SEE, I TOLD YOU.
I TOLD YOU.
- I LOVE YOU FOR DOING THAT.
- DOES IT SURPRISE YOU OR WHAT?
- YOU DID, I LOVE HIM.
- I FIGURED, THAT YOU WANT
A CAMEL,
WE'LL BRING YOU A CAMEL.
HELLO, MAX.
- WOW.
HEY, WOW. [laughs]
- HE'S GOING IN FOR A SMOOCH.
- [startled laugh]
- OH, THAT LOOKS GORGEOUS.
- HELLO.
- GOOD.
- YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
- AND YOU'RE STUNNING.
- HELLO. HOW ARE YOU, DARLING?
- EVERYTHING GOOD?
- EVERYTHING'S GREAT.
EVERYTHING'S FANTASTIC.
- THAT'S FABULOUS.
- OH, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
- CONGRATULATIONS,
SO HAPPY FOR YOU.
- WOW, EVERYONE LOOKS
SO BEAUTIFUL TONIGHT.
I AM BLESSED. - THANK YOU.
SO DO YOU. WHERE HAVE YOU
BEEN ALL NIGHT?
- EVEN KEN LOOKS BEAUTIFUL.
- IT'S A LOT OF CLEAVAGE, HERE.
- LOVELY, YES. [laughs]
- OKAY. WE HAVE AN ISSUE.
I'M SUPER TERRIFIED OF SNAKES.
- OKAY, WE'LL MOVE.
- NO, NO, NO!
- NO, WE'LL MOVE OUT, OUT.
OKAY, OKAY.
[yelps] CAMEL.
- WOW.
OH, MY GOD, THAT'S THE CUTEST
THING I'VE EVER SEEN.
- ISN'T HE CUTE?
- HI.
- I WANT ONE.
- GOOD TO SEE YOU. HELLO.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- LOVE THIS.
- ISN'T THAT PRETTY?
- [gasps]
THIS IS PRETTY. WHO IS IT?
- YOU KNOW WHAT, IT'S, UH...
- DID YOU HAVE IT MADE FOR YOU?
- KEN... IT'S ESPECIALLY...
KEN BOUGHT IT.
- OH, I KNEW IT.
- YOU KNOW ME. I DON'T BUY
ANYTHING MYSELF.
IT'S LIKE, THE SHOES, AND...
- ACTUALLY, HE'S GOT
A HIGH TASTE.
- HELLO. [gasps]
MRS. PEACOCK IN THE LIBRARY.
- I'M OUT AS A PEACOCK.
OH, YOUR IMAGINATION.
- OH, MY GOD, THIS IS SUCH
AN EXCITING NIGHT.
- I KNOW.
- SUCH AN EXCITING NIGHT.
- IS THAT A SNAKE
AROUND YOUR NECK?
- HELLO? YOU WANT THE...
THE CAMEL IS WAITING FOR YOU.
YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL TONIGHT.
- THANK YOU.
- CONGRATULATIONS.
- I THINK YOU LOOK AMAZING.
- HOLD ON, LET ME DO THIS.
- OH, MY GOSH.
- LOOK. YOU AND I DRESSED
THE SAME.
- IT'S ALMOST IDENTICAL.
- YEAH, WHOSE GOT MORE HAIR
ON HIS CHEST?
- I THINK YOU HAVE MORE HAIR,
BUT IT'S OKAY.
- ARE YOU GETTING NERVOUS?
- YOU MAKE HIM LOOK GOOD.
- BUT WHAT?
JUST ABOUT THE FACT... YOU KNOW,
YOU'RE NOT WEARING A TIE.
- NO. TONIGHT,
WE'RE GONNA BE DANCING.
WE DON'T NEED TIES.
- DID YOU SEE THE NECKLACE...
- AMAZING. ALL THE HEARTS.
- ISN'T THAT SWEET?
- ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL...
- ISN'T THAT SWEET?
- THING I'VE EVER SEEN, YES.
- THANK YOU.
- MY GOD. CONGRATULATIONS.
- THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
- YAY.
- WELL, CHEERS.
- GO ON. CHEERS. THANK YOU.
- THIS IS NOT A TYPICAL BEVERLY
HILLS ENGAGEMENT PARTY.
I MEAN, IT'S RIDICULOUS,
BUT MOHAMED'S LIKE THAT.
HE ADORES PANDORA.
- WHO'S THIS FROM?
- IT'S FROM MUMMY.
IT'S MY ENGAGEMENT PRESENT
MADE OUT OF DIAMONDS.
- OH, MY GOSH. CAN I OPEN?
- NO, IT DOESN'T OPEN.
- OH, IT DOESN'T OPEN.
- AND IT SAYS,
"REMEMBER ONE THING."
BECAUSE SHE ALWAYS
SAYS REMEMBER ONE THING.
"MOMMY LOVES YOU."
both: AW.
- THAT'S WHAT I TELL
MY SON EVERY NIGHT.
- YOU SHOULD. REMEMBER IT.
- YEAH, YEAH. WE DO.
- CONGRATULATIONS.
- CONGRATULATIONS.
- THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE.
- OH, THANK YOU, HONEY.
YOU LOOK GORGEOUS.
- THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
- THE MERMAID JUST CAME
OUT OF THE WATER.
I DON'T KNOW
WHERE SHE CAME FROM.
- OKAY. [laughs]
- ♪♪ I'M A MERMAID ♪♪
I'M SWIMMING. I'M SWIMMING.
I'M SPLASHING. - WOW.
SHE'S REALLY FLAPPING AROUND.
- JUST SPLASH.
- [laughs]
- I SIDE KISS A LOT.
- I'M THRILLED FOR YOU.
- THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- HONESTLY. I CAN'T IMAGINE
WHAT IT MUST BE LIKE
TO HAVE YOUR DAUGHTER
GETTING MARRIED.
THANK YOU.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M GOOD.
I'M REALLY GOOD.
- OKAY.
- I REALLY NEED TO TALK TO LISA
ABOUT THE TABLOIDS LEADS.
BUT HER DAUGHTER'S
ENGAGEMENT PARTY
IS NOT THE APPROPRIATE TIME.
SO THIS IS GORGEOUS. - IT IS.
- THIS IS EXACTLY LIKE
WHEN I GOT ENGAGED.
- AND I'M SORRY
ABOUT THE WHOLE THING,
THE FIASCO BETWEEN
YOUR HUSBAND AND MOHAMED.
- NO, IT'S...
- THERE'S SOMETHING THAT I...
I KNOW.
- IT WORKED OUT BECAUSE
HE'S TRAVELING ANYWAYS.
- OH, I WISH I HADN'T
MENTIONED IT, THEN.
- [laughs] YOU KNOW WHAT?
I DIDN'T EVEN MENTION IT.
- OKAY, GOOD.
- WELL, CHEERS TO PANDORA.
- THANK YOU SO MUCH.
COMING UP...
- WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? OUR LOVE
FOR EACH OTHER WILL TRANSCEND.
- I'M NOT KEEPING A SECRET
ANYMORE.
- LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL THIS IS.
- THIS IS SO GORGEOUS.
- WOW.
CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'RE
ACTUALLY ENGAGED.
- I KNOW.
SHE'S ONLY THREE, TWO AND A HALF
YEARS OLDER THAN ME.
- MAYBE YOU'LL BE NEXT.
- MAYBE.
- OH, MY GOSH, I CAN'T EVEN
IMAGINE, I'D BE SO EXCITED.
THIS ENGAGEMENT PARTY
IS AMAZING.
MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN FARRAH
GETS ENGAGED,
I'LL HAVE TO ASK MOHAMED
TO THROW HER A PARTY, TOO.
- NOT THAT I WANT
TO PRESSURE YOU...
OBVIOUSLY I WANT YOU TO HAVE...
GET MARRIED WHEN YOU WANT,
HAVE YOUR BABIES WHEN YOU WANT,
BUT I REALLY WANT YOU
TO HAVE ONE.
- YOU REALLY WANT ME TO HAVE
A WEDDING OR A BABY?
- BOTH.
- OH.
- WEDDING AND A BABY.
- OH.
- BUT I WANNA DO EVERYTHING.
- LIKE WHEN?
- I WANT YOU... TO HAVE THE BABY,
GIVE BIRTH, GIVE IT TO ME,
AND THEN LEAVE.
- OKAY.
- [laughs]
- YEAH.
- WE'RE GONNA GO DOWNSTAIRS.
- LET'S GO. COME ON, LADIES.
- I'M SCARED.
- THAT'S GOOD.
- PANDORA, HOLD ON THERE,
DARLING.
- COME ON, JULIA.
- PANDORA, HOLD ON.
- COME ON.
- ALAN, WHAT ARE THEY DOING?
- TATTOOS.
- REALLY?
- HOW YOU DOING?
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS LOOKING FOR?
- LET'S PUT SOMETHING
ON HER ARM.
- WHAT SHOULD WE DO?
- JUST DO IT. YOU CAN WASH
RIGHT OFF. JUST RIGHT HERE.
- UM...
- YES, ADRIENNE?
- I LIKE... I LIKE THIS.
- LIKE THIS?
CAN THAT BE AROUND YOUR ARM?
- THIS IS COOL.
[spray hissing]
- THERE YOU GO. THAT'S IT.
- LOOKS GREAT.
- OH, LOVE THAT.
- THAT'S FIERCE.
- VERY FIERCE.
- IT'S COOL IN PRISON.
- DOES IT?
IT'S COOL IN PRISON? [laughs]
- PLEASE COME IN.
PLEASE COME IN.
- [laughs] OH, MY GOD.
- I LOVE THIS.
- OH, WOW.
- OH, MY GOD.
- I LOVE THIS.
- OH, MY GOD, THIS IS FABULOUS.
- WOW. [laughter]
- HAPPY ENGAGEMENT, DARLING.
- I KNOW.
- SMALL PARTY? [laughs] I KNOW.
- HAPPY ENGAGEMENT.
MOHAMED'S HAS TAKEN THIS
ON TO A WHOLE DIFFERENT LEVEL,
AND PUT A TENT IN HIS BALLROOM.
AS YOU DO.
- IT'S BETTER TO BE HERE INSTEAD
OF GOING TO MOROCCO.
WE'LL BRING MOROCCO HERE.
- OH, I LOVE THIS. THANK YOU.
- [laughs]
- OKAY, YEAH,
TOO MANY BEATS GOING ON.
- CAMILLE, TAYLOR.
THIS IS DAZZA.
- SO NICE TO MEET YOU.
- I LOVE YOUR NECKLACE.
- THANK YOU.
- HI, NICE TO MEET YOU.
- HELLO. HI, TAYLOR.
- HAVE SHE GOT A BIRTHDAY PARTY
COMING UP?
- I DO, I DO.
- OH.
- I'M GETTING A...
- FOR THE LITTLE ONE?
- MY DAUGHTER IS TURNING FIVE.
- BRING HER TO THE PARTY.
- YOU HAVE KIDS?
- I DON'T.
BUT AFTER TONIGHT,
I THINK I'M PREGNANT.
THERE WAS SOMETHING
ON THE FLOOR.
IT COULD HAVE BEEN MINE FROM...
I DON'T KNOW.
DADDY DOESN'T WANT ME
TO HAVE ANY KIDS.
- WHO'S "DADDY"?
- THAT'S MY HUSBAND.
- YOU CALL YOUR HUSBAND,
"DADDY"?
- DON'T YOU CALL YOUR HUSBAND,
"DADDY"?
- AWKWARD.
- I MIGHT CALL MAURICIO "DADDY"
IN FRONT OF PORTIA OR SOMETHING,
NOW AND THEN, BUT NOT LIKE SHE
CALLS HER HUSBAND, "DADDY."
VERY DIFFERENT.
- ADRIENNE,
DO YOU CALL PAUL "DADDY"
WHEN YOU'RE HAVING SEX WITH HIM?
- WHAT?
- SHE CALLS HER HUSBAND,
"DADDY."
- HOW DO YOU SAY,
"HURRY UP" IN SPANISH?
Both: [laughs]
- ANDALE, ANDALE!
- RAPIDO!
- WELL, DON'T YOU CALL
YOUR HUSBAND, "DADDY"?
YOU HAVE TO HAVE A NICKNAME
FOR YOUR HUSBAND.
- I DO, BUT I CAN'T SAY
IT OUT LOUD.
- [laughs]
- I DO, I SHOUT HIS NAME...
I'M LIKE, HEY.
- MOHAMED DOESN'T WANT RUSSELL
TO COME INTO HIS HOME.
AND HE'S NOT WELCOME
AT PANDORA'S PARTY.
BUT THIS WOMAN
IS AN APPROPRIATE PARTY GUEST?
- WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?
- SOMEBODY NEEDS ATTENTION.
- YEAH, FROM DADDY.
DADDY'S NOT GIVING HER
ENOUGH ATTENTION.
- I MEAN, BUT WHERE IS DADDY?
- I KNOW. DADDY'S
IN A WHEELCHAIR.
- IN A GERIATRIC HOSPITAL.
- [laughs]
GOD FORBID. I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
- SHE'S A WACK JOB.
TOTAL WACK JOB.
- THANK YOU. OH, IT'S SO PRETTY.
- CAN I GET YOU SOME WATERS
WHILE YOU'RE LOOKING
AT THE MENUS?
- YES, PLEASE.
MY FAMILY DOESN'T, LIKE, KNOW
I'M KEEPING A SECRET,
BUT I'M NOT KEEPING A SECRET,
ANYMORE.
- HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT
EVERYBODY ELSE
FINDING OUT ABOUT US?
YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD AT KEEPING
THAT A SECRET, HAVEN'T WE?
- I DON'T... I DON'T REALLY
CONSIDER IT A SECRET, KEN.
I THINK...
I WANNA MAKE SURE
THAT WE REMAIN... PRIVATE.
- WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
- I JUST FEEL, LIKE, YOU KNOW,
HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED
TO KNOW HOW... WE ARE...
- WHEN IS THE TIME...
- IF WE'RE BEING...
EVERYBODY'S GIVING THEIR OWN
TWO CENTS, AND YOU KNOW.
- RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT.
- THIS AND THAT.
- I JUST FELT LIKE... I REALLY
FELT LIKE THIS TIME
I WANNA DO THINGS DIFFERENT.
I'VE BEEN DATING KEN
FOR ABOUT A YEAR.
I HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN KYLE
IN MONTHS.
AND THEN WHEN WE DID START
TALKING,
THE LAST THING I'M GOING
TO DO IS GO, "OH, BY THE WAY...
YOU KNOW, THERE'S THIS GUY."
I REALLY DIDN'T WANT
TO HEAR HER ADVICE.
YOU KNOW, I REALLY DIDN'T.
I'M... I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT,
LIKE, WHO'S GONNA
BE ONBOARD, WHO IS ISN'T.
YOU KNOW.
WE CAN'T FORCE ANYBODY
TO BE HAPPY OR SUPPORTIVE.
WE CAN'T MAKE THEM DO THAT.
SO I JUST HOPE THAT...
THAT WE CAN MAKE THEM HAPPY.
- OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT, OUR LOVE
FOR EACH OTHER WILL TRANSCEND.
- YOU'VE EVER MET
MY SISTERS YET.
- [sighs] NO, I HAVEN'T.
AM I SUPPOSED TO BRACE MYSELF?
OR SHOULD I BUCKLE UP?
- THIS MAY NOT RUN AS SMOOTH
AS YOU THINK.
- FOR ME OR YOU?
- FOR BOTH OF US.
- YOU'RE WORRIED
THEY WON'T LIKE ME?
- YEAH.
- IF SO, WHY?
WHAT ABOUT ME WON'T THEY LIKE?
- UM, BECAUSE MY FAMILY
IS REALLY... THEY'RE HARD.
THEY WANNA MAKE SURE THAT, YOU
KNOW,
THERE'S THE RIGHT PERSON
IN MY LIFE.
NO, BUT MY MOM... NOBODY WAS
EVER GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.
I TOLD KEN THAT I DIDN'T THINK
MY FAMILY WOULD LIKE HIM.
NOT TO UPSET HIM, BUT BECAUSE
THEY DON'T LIKE ANYBODY.
[laughs]
NOBODY.
- BUT I AM FROM THE BACK ROADS.
- THAT'S NICE. WELL, MAKE SURE
YOU TELL THEM WHEN YOU COME.
I WAS WALKING
IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD,
AND HE WAS STANDING
AT THE MAILBOX.
AND I WAS, LIKE, "HI."
AND HE WAS, LIKE,
"NICE TO MEET YOU."
AND I SAID I DIDN'T...
I'VE NEVER REALLY SEEN YOU.
I MEAN, I'VE SEEN YOU
A LITTLE BIT...
BUT NOT MUCH.
I JUST THINK THAT, YOU KNOW,
IT'S IMPORTANT TO ME
THAT MY SISTERS
LOOK AT ME AND SAY,
"I LIKE HIM,
AND I REALLY LIKE HIM AND I'M...
- SO I'LL JUST SPEAK
LITTLE AND VIBE A LOT.
- NO, BECAUSE THE WHOLE PART
IS THAT YOUR PERSONALITY
IS SO FUN AND... AND VIBRANT,
AND YOU'RE SO LOVING AND CARING
AND... AND YOU'RE SMART
AND YOU'RE HANDSOME AND...
- PLEASE. ENOUGH ALREADY.
[chuckles]
- NO, I WANT THEM TO SEE
THE QUALITIES THAT I SEE.
- YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON THAT
EVER SAID THAT TO ME.
- YEAH?
- YEAH.
- I THINK IT'S ALL
GONNA WORK OUT FINE.
- I DO, TOO.
- I LOVE YOU.
TO NEW AND EVEN MORE
SPECIAL DAYS AHEAD.
- OKAY.
- ALL RIGHT.
- COMING UP...
- LIKE THIS?
- OKAY, HONEY.
- OH, GO ON, YOU'RE NOT...
OH, NO!
OH, KYLE.
- I'M GONNA FIGURE OUT WHERE
THIS SECRET ROOM IS.
- OH, HERE IT IS.
- THAT IS NOT
THE SECRET ROOM, NO.
THAT'S VERY OBVIOUS TO HIM.
- THIS IS NOT THE SECRET ROOM.
- PAUL, THAT'S NOT
THE SECRET ROOM, DUDE.
- ADRIENNE?
- WHAT?
- I'M GONNA FIND IT. HOLD ON,
DON'T TELL ME.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
OH, IT'S BACK HERE.
- LOOK, IT...
- IT'S A FAKE PAINTING.
- OH, MY GOSH.
[laughter]
- UH-OH.
- OH, MY GOD!
THIS IS SEXY
ALL THE WAY AROUND, MAN.
- YOU KNOW, WHEN HE WANTS TO
HAVE A LITTLE RENDEZVOUS
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT,
HE COMES DOWN HERE, MAYBE.
[laughs] - WHY WOULD HE DO THAT?
- I DON'T KNOW.
BUT I HAVE TO TELL YOU
THAT MATTRESS
DOES NOT FEEL GOOD, THOUGH.
- I'VE NEVER SEEN
ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
- I GOT RIDGES. THERE'S RIDGES.
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
THIS IS AMAZING.
- LOOK. [laughs]
WHAT AN IDIOT? - NO, BUT LOOK...
- WATCH IT... YOU KNOW WHAT,
IT'S NOT SO SEXY.
- I'M JUST TELLING YOU ABOUT...
THAT THERE'S RIDGES.
FEEL THAT. JUST FEEL THAT.
- WHATEVER, DUDE.
[cheers and applause]
- OH, EVERYBODY.
THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU,
THANK YOU. THANK YOU,
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
- OKAY, I'D LIKE TO THANK YOU
ALL FOR COMING,
BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY,
I'D LIKE TO THANK MOHAMED
WHO IS SO GRACIOUS. - THANK YOU.
- QUIET OVER THERE
IN THE CHEAP SEATS.
- ESPECIALLY DOWN THERE.
- EXACTLY.
SO I WOULD LIKE TO THANK
MOHAMED, MOST IMPORTANTLY,
WHO'S SUCH A GOOD FRIEND
AND TO THROW THIS PARTY
FOR MY DARLING DAUGHTER.
MY DARLING DAUGHTER.
- MY GODDAUGHTER AND JASON.
- I MEAN, WE COULDN'T BE MORE
THRILLED. THE PERFECT CHOICE.
AND JULIA, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- JULIA AND I...
SHE LOVES... SHE LOVES YOU.
[cheers and applause]
- ALL OF YOU, AND GIRLS, BEHAVE
YOURSELVES FOR GOD'S SAKE.
GIVE ME A BREAK. - [laughs]
- OKAY, DON'T WATCH THIS.
MAX, CLOSE YOUR EYES.
- NOW, NO... I KNOW
YOU DO THIS WITH KEN.
- OF COURSE I DO.
- WOW.
- HEY, LISTEN. I HAVE TROUBLE
GETTING MY SOCKS OFF.[laughs]
- BUT, YOU KNOW.
I COULD DO THIS.
- THEN WATCH THAT AND EAT THAT.
- I CAN DO IT.
- OH, MY GOD, IT'S LIKE
DAVE NAVARRO'S HERE.
DAVE NAVARRO. [laughs]
- [cheering]
- WHEN I DO THAT,
I DON'T HAVE A STICK.
- [laughs]
- EVERYONE WAS DOING ACROBATICS
SO I DECIDED TO, UH,
DO SOME MYSELF.
- HOLD THE PLATE,
HOLD THE PLATE.
- THAT'S IT, THAT'S IT.
- YES!
- [cheering]
- OH, KYLE.
OH, MY GOD, HERE WE GO.
- I KNOW. [cheering]
- THIS SPLIT IS LIKE, EH.
CHILD'S PLAY.
- DO IT AGAIN.
RIGHT, ONE MORE TIME.
- THAT'S NOTHING. [laughs]
- OH, WHO DOES THAT? [cheering]
- I COULD DO THE SPLITS IN BED.
IT WAS BACK IN THE '60s,
BUT I-I COULD AT ONE TIME.
- OH, YOU LIKE THIS?
- OKAY, HONEY.
IF I WASN'T SCARED TO SHOW
MY SPANX, I WOULD DO THIS.
HOLD ON.
- OH, GO ON, YOU'RE NOT...
OH, NO! [cheering]
- OH, KYLE.
- [ululating]
- SHE WORE THE SPANX.
- WHY WOULD I WANT
TO GET UP ON A TABLE
AT MY DAUGHTER'S
ENGAGEMENT PARTY?
I MEAN, I'M SAVING IT
FOR THE WEDDING.
[screaming]
- I'M CLINGING TO MY MOTHER.
I'M SCARED.
- NO, NO, NO. [cheering]
- WHERE'S MY HUSBAND?
WE'RE GONNA GET IN TROUBLE.
NEXT TIME ON THE REAL
HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...
- WHAT... WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE
COME TO YOU AND DO?
OH, MY GOD.
[groans]
- YOUR GRANDMA IS, LIKE,
WINKING.
SHE'S SAYING SHE HAS A GREAT MAN
FOR YOU IN YOUR LIFE.
SHE GOES, "AND SHE SWINGS
IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION."
all: OH!
- WHAT IS THE BIG SECRET?
- THE BIG SECRET?
- YEAH.
- YOU WANNA KNOW?
- OH, MY GOD.
- SO... SURPRISE!
- TO LEARN MORE ABOUT
THE HOUSEWIVES,