The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (2010–…): Season 2, Episode 10 - Your Face or Mine? - full transcript
The cause of Kim's erratic behavior is revealed at Paul's night of beauty treatments. Meanwhile, spirits at Kyle's séance reveal insights into the past and future and she finally learns what Kim has been hiding from her.
- PREVIOUSLY ON THE REAL
HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...
ARE YOU COMING
TO PANDORA'S PARTY?
- OF COURSE I'LL BE THERE.
- OH, MY GOD, THAT IS
THE CUTEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN.
- AND GIRLS, BEHAVE YOURSELVES.
FOR GOD'S SAKE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
- [yodeling]
- OH, KYLE.
[cheering]
- HOW DO YOU FEEL
ABOUT EVERYBODY ELSE
FINDING OUT ABOUT US?
BECAUSE YOU WERE PRETTY GOOD
ABOUT KEEPING THAT A SECRET.
- I REALLY DON'T CONSIDER IT
A SECRET.
I'VE BEEN DATING KEN
FOR ABOUT A YEAR.
I REALLY DIDN'T WANT
TO HEAR KYLE'S ADVICE.
YOU KNOW, I REALLY DIDN'T.
- A CERTAIN PERSON
THAT WE ALL KNOW
TOLD ME THAT
LISA IS VERY GOOD FRIENDS
WITH THE EDITOR OF US MAGAZINE.
HAVE YOU HEARD THIS
OR IS THIS TRUE?
- SERIOUSLY, YOUR SISTER'S
BEEN IN THE BATHROOM
SINCE SHE'S GOT HERE.
SHE'S WASTED. [bleep] YOU.
- SHE WASN'T WASTED.
I WAS FIXING HER MAKEUP.
- YES, SHE IS! ARE YOU KIDDING?
SHE'S [bleep]
CRACKED OUT OF HER MIND.
- SHE'S NOT.
YOU DON'T KNOW THAT.
WATCH YOUR MOUTH.
YOU DO NOT KNOW THAT.
[upbeat music]
- LIFE IN BEVERLY HILLS
IS A GAME,
AND I MAKE THE RULES.
- I'M NOT THE RICHEST GIRL
IN BEVERLY HILLS,
BUT I AM THE LUCKIEST.
- PEOPLE TRY TO FIGURE ME OUT,
BUT I'M ONE OF A KIND.
- I'VE FINALLY FOUND MY VOICE,
AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT.
- HAVING IT ALL IS EASY IF
YOU'RE WILLING TO WORK FOR IT.
- DIAMONDS AREN'T
A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND.
FREEDOM IS.
[lively music]
♪♪ ♪♪
- HI.
- HI.
WELCOME TO THE OFFICE.
- THANK YOU.
- YOU'RE HERE FOR THE LASER?
- YES.
- OKAY, WE'RE ALL SET FOR YOU.
WE'VE GOT YOUR CHART.
COME ON BACK.
- PAUL HAS INVITED ALL THE GIRLS
TO "PAUL'S NIGHT OF BEAUTY."
PERIODICALLY, PAUL WILL HOST
THESE BEAUTY NIGHTS
SO THAT HIS FRIENDS CAN TRY OUT
THE NEW TREATMENTS AVAILABLE.
ALL THE GIRLS ARE EITHER
DOING BOTOX OR FILLERS.
I'M GOING TO TRY TO HAVE
A LITTLE TREATMENT DONE
ON MY LOVE HANDLES.
I CALL THEM THAT TO TRY
TO MAKE THEM SOUND CUTER
THAN THEY ACTUALLY ARE.
[chuckles]
HOW ARE YOU?
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
MY LITTLE BUTTERCUP.
- YES, MY LITTLE MUFFIN TOP.
- I HATE THIS THING.
YOU KNOW, MY HUSBAND DOESN'T
WANT ME DOING THIS,
BUT IT'S INNOCENT ENOUGH.
- I MEAN, THIS IS NOT
A SURGICAL PROCEDURE.
YOU SEE IT TURNED ON?
- NO, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE
AN OCTOPUS, AND IT SCARES ME.
AND IT LOOKS LIKE
IT'S GOING TO BITE MY CHUB OFF.
OH, MY GOD.
- IT'S VISIBLE RED LIGHT.
IT CREATES A TEMPORARY PORE,
AN OPENING IN THE FAT CELL.
THEN THE FAT GETS OUT OF IT,
AND THEN YOU DRINK
A LOT OF FLUID,
AND SHE'LL GIVE YOU
ALL THE INSTRUCTIONS.
AND THEN, BASICALLY,
WHAT YOU'LL BE DOING WITH THIS
IS LOSING INCHES.
YOU'RE SHRINKING THE FAT CELLS,
BUT YOU'RE NOT
GETTING RID OF IT.
- OKAY.
- THIS, THOUGH,
YOU'LL HAVE TO DO
THREE TIMES A WEEK
FOR TWO WEEKS.
- OKAY.
- TO SEE IT WORK.
- IF IT WORKS, I WILL BE HERE.
I WILL BE LIVING HERE.
- WELL, REMEMBER, YOU'RE...
NO, IT'S NOT LIKE
YOU'RE GOING TO WALK OUT
AND ALL OF A SUDDEN,
YOU'VE LOST INCHES.
- I KNOW, I KNOW.
- YOUR MUFFIN TOP IS HERE.
IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING?
- THAT'S ANOTHER WHOLE PROBLEM.
- SO YOU HAVE THIS.
- ALL THIS STOMACH AREA.
ITS A LITTLE AWKWARD
TO SHOW PAUL MY MUFFIN TOP.
I DON'T EVEN LIKE
MAURICIO TO SEE IT.
I DON'T EVEN LIKE
TO LOOK AT THE MUFFIN TOP.
I DON'T WANT ANYONE ELSE
LOOKING AT IT.
- ALL RIGHT, SO YOU RELAX.
20 MINUTES ON THIS SIDE,
THEN TURN HER OVER.
SO WE'LL BASTE HER,
AND COOK HER FOR 20 MINUTES.
- I LOVE FEELING LIKE A TURKEY.
- CAN YOU ACTUALLY,
LIKE, MAYBE STOP MOVING?
- [sighs]
- [laughs]
- I DON'T KNOW HOW.
- LISA, COME WITH ME.
I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU
RIGHT OVER HERE.
- HAVE YOU SEEN KYLE?
- I THINK SHE'S IN ROOM ONE.
YUP. HELLO?
- HI.
- ACTUALLY, MS. TAYLOR...
[laughter]
- WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?
- WELL, PAUL...
- I WOULDN'T KISS YOU.
- WHAT'S PAUL UP TO?
- WHAT ARE YOU ACTUALLY DOING?
IS THIS NUMBING?
OR ICE CREAM?
- IT'S NUMBING. ICE CREAM.
[laughs] - OKAY.
NO, I HAVE SOME SNACKS
IN HERE, BUT YEAH,
PAUL, I THINK PAUL
IS GOING TO INJECT ME
WITH EVERYTHING HE'S GOT
IN THE WHOLE PLACE.
- YOU ATE THIS WEEK.
YOU ATE LAST WEEK.
- YEAH, PAUL'S SUPER EXCITED.
- WHAT'S HE DOING?
- I DON'T... HE'S GOING
TO PUT DYSPORT AND...
- LIKE BOTOX?
- FILLER, FILLER IN HERE.
- WHY ARE YOU GOING
TO DO FILLER?
YOU NEED TO EAT AS WELL,
DARLING.
- LOOK AT THIS.
- I KNOW.
YEAH, BUT IT'S STILL THERE.
- WHEN LISA TELLS ME
JUST TO EAT,
IT'S ANNOYING, ACTUALLY,
BECAUSE I HAVE
A GENETICALLY THIN FACE,
AND IT DOESN'T MATTER
HOW MUCH I EAT.
IT'S NOT GOING TO GO TO MY FACE.
I'VE GOT BAD NEWS FOR YOU,
SO FILL IT UP.
- HELLO.
- HI.
- HELLO, DARLING.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- OH, FOOD.
- MM-HMM.
- SO WHAT ARE WE DOING ON YOU?
- NOTHING.
- YOU CAME TO DO A FACIAL?
- NO.
I'M GOING TO THE RESTAURANT.
SOME OF US HAVE A JOB, YOU KNOW.
I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING
AT PAUL'S TONIGHT
BECAUSE I WORK WITH THE PUBLIC.
I DON'T WANT TO BE KIND OF
PUFFY, AND RED,
AND SWOLLEN, AND YOU KNOW...
BUT I'M VERY EXCITED.
I WANT TO SEE WHAT
THE GIRLS ARE DOING.
[upbeat music]
♪♪ ♪♪
- OKAY, ELIZABETH, I'LL BE BACK.
- YEAH.
- I'M GOING TO HAVE A NEW FACE.
OKAY. [laughs]
PAUL AND ADRIENNE... I LOVE THEM.
I WOULDN'T HAVE MISSED IT.
[cell phone rings]
OH.
[horn honks] OOH!
HELLO? - HI, KIM.
- HI, PAUL. HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M FANTASTIC.
WHERE ARE YOU, GIRL?
- I... I'VE BEEN PACKING
SINCE EARLY THIS MORNING,
LATE LAST NIGHT.
I'M SO SORRY.
I NEVER WANTED TO BE LATE
FOR YOU OR ADRIENNE.
I'M NEVER LATE,
ESPECIALLY FOR YOU AND PAUL.
- ARE YOU AT HOME STILL?
- NO, I'M NOT AT HOME.
I'M HALFWAY THERE, YOU KNOW,
ON THE OUTSKIRTS.
BUT, UM, I WANTED TO...
DO YOU HAVE A COUPLE MINUTES?
- I HAVE A FEW MINUTES NOW, SO...
- I KNOW WE TALKED LAST TIME,
YOU'RE LIKE, YOU KNOW,
HONESTLY, YOU DON'T
REALLY NEED ANYTHING,
BUT I WAS JUST CURIOUS...
I WAS THINKING SOMETHING.
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE
COME TO YOU AND DO?
- WELL, I MEAN,
TONIGHT, FIRST OF ALL,
IS MORE OF THE NONSURGICAL.
IT'S, UH...
FOR EXAMPLE, IF YOU HAVE
SOME SMILE LINES,
OR YOU WANT TO HAVE A LITTLE
BIT MORE VOLUME IN YOUR LIP.
- I... I MIGHT WANT
TO DO A LITTLE WITH MY...
I'M JUST AFRAID BECAUSE
WHEN TAYLOR AND I
HAD THAT FIGHT LAST YEAR,
AND I SAID SOMETHING
THAT WASN'T VERY NICE.
WHY DON'T YOU GO BLOW UP
YOUR LIPS SOME MORE?
- ENOUGH, ENOUGH, ENOUGH!
- I'M AFRAID I'LL HAVE SOME SORT
OF ALLERGIC REACTION
AND MY LIPS WILL BLOW UP
REALLY BAD OR SOMETHING.
BUT I WOULD LOVE
TO DO IT THOUGH.
A LITTLE BIT. BUT JUST A LITTLE.
[upbeat music]
- HERE, DO YOU GUYS WANT
TO COME IN AND WATCH OR WHAT?
- I DO.
- OKAY, SMILE FOR ME, HUN.
- ALL RIGHT, RELAX. RELAX.
- WHAT'S THIS? BOTOX?
- THIS IS DYSPORT, WHICH
IS THE SAME THING AS BOTOX.
DYSPORT, YEAH.
- WHO ELSE IS HERE?
- ADRIENNE WILL BE
IN A FEW MINUTES.
- IS KIM HERE?
- AND KIM WILL BE HERE IN
ABOUT 20 MINUTES.
- IS CAMILLE COMING?
CAMILLE'S HAD
A HORRIBLE DAY, I KNOW.
I SPOKE TO HER EARLIER.
- SHE... I JUST TALKED
TO HER A LITTLE BIT AGO.
- IS SHE COMING?
- SHE DOESN'T WANT TO LEAVE
HER HOUSE RIGHT NOW.
- KELSEY HAS JUST ASKED FOR
PRIMARY CUSTODY OF THE KIDS,
SO SHE WANTED TO STAY HOME
AND BE WITH HER KIDS TONIGHT.
[line ringing,
Lisa speaks indistinctly]
- HEY.
- HI, CAMILLE.
- HEY, DARLING.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- UM, I'M OKAY. I'M REALLY SAD.
TODAY WAS A REALLY TOUGH DAY.
- WHAT HAPPENED?
- I SPENT A FEW HOURS
WITH MY ATTORNEY.
YOU KNOW, COMING FROM KELSEY.
I MEAN, IT'S TOUGH.
- I'M SORRY
YOU'RE GOING THROUGH THAT.
- HAVE YOU SPOKEN TO HIM AT ALL
OR IS IT JUST HIS LAWYER?
- NO, IT'S HIS LAWYER.
HE WON'T SPEAK WITH ME.
AND I THINK, YOU KNOW...
- THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
WHAT'S HE GOING TO DO?
- WE NEED TO TALK,
AND IF WE'RE GOING
TO RAISE OUR KIDS PROPERLY...
WE NEED COMMUNICATION.
THIS IS MY BIGGEST PROBLEM.
THIS IS WHAT I'M HAVING
A REALLY HARD TIME WITH
BECAUSE KELSEY RIGHT NOW
IS CALLING ALL THE SHOTS
WITH THE KIDS,
AND NO, I'M SORRY.
YOU DON'T JUST LEAVE ME
AND THE KIDS, AND THEN, YOU
KNOW, TRY TO CALL ALL THE SHOTS.
- ALL RIGHT, DARLING, LISTEN,
WE'RE JUST CHECKING UP ON...
- I'M SORRY YOU'RE
GOING THROUGH THIS, CAMILLE.
- THANK YOU.
- BYE, CAMILLE.
- I FEEL VERY BAD FOR CAMILLE.
THAT, TO ME, WOULD BE SOMETHING
VERY, VERY HARD TO BEAR.
I JUST GOT AN EMAIL
FROM RUSSELL.
WELL, HE DOESN'T EVEN TALK TO ME
BECAUSE HE KNOWS THE WAY
I FEEL ABOUT HIM, RIGHT?
- MM-HMM.
- SEE, LOOK.
"HERE'S THE REAL STORY,
SO NO NEED TO WORRY."
- THE ORIGINAL STORY
THAT CAME OUT
WAS THAT RUSSELL AND TAYLOR
HAD BROKEN UP,
AND THEIR MARRIAGE WAS OVER.
- "DON'T BELIEVE THE RUMOR MILL.
"WE HAVE NOT SPLIT.
"WE'RE ABSOLUTELY NOT SEPARATED.
"OUR RELATIONSHIP IS
IN A GOOD PLACE RIGHT NOW.
"WE'RE REALLY HAPPY.
"WE ARE VERY MUCH IN LOVE,
AND HAVE NO IDEA
"WHERE ANY OF THE FALSE STORIES
ABOUT US ARE COMING FROM.
"OUR MARRIAGE
IS STRONGER THAN EVER,
AND OUR BUSINESS WAS UP 900%."
WHY HAS HE SENT THAT TO ME?
DID YOU GET IT? - NO.
- I'M TOTALLY CONFUSED, I MEAN...
- I DON'T KNOW.
- ALL THE STORIES I'M HEARING,
AND I'M NOT INVOLVED,
AND THEN I GET THAT?
I'M CONFUSED.
IS THIS BECAUSE I...
EXTENDED A HAND TO HER,
YOU KNOW, A SUBTLE WAY OF SAYING
I SHOULDN'T INTERFERE.
I HAVE NO IDEA, ANYWAY.
I'M CONFUSED.
- RUSSELL SENT LISA THE EMAIL
BECAUSE HE THOUGHT THAT
LISA WAS BEHIND
THIS STORY GETTING OUT.
I REALLY WANT TO STAY OUT OF IT.
THIS IS BETWEEN TAYLOR AND LISA.
- AH, TROUBLE'S ARRIVED.
- HELLO.
- [laughs]
- HOW WAS LAST NIGHT?
- HOW ARE YOU?
- IT WAS AMAZING.
- HOW WAS
PANDORA'S BEAUTIFUL NIGHT?
- IT WAS FANTASTIC.
I REALLY WISH YOU'D BEEN THERE.
- I KNOW, I'M SORRY.
- SHE'S MOVING AS WELL.
- LAST NIGHT,
I PACKED FROM 7:45...
- ON YOUR OWN?
- NO, I'VE GOT A GIRL
HELPING ME, AND... AND... AND A GUY.
- WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
- WHEN I TELL MY KIDS...
- NEARER?
- I KNOW WHERE I'M MOVING TO.
I'M JUST NOT READY
TO TELL KYLE YET.
WHEN MY KIDS
AND I TALK ABOUT IT,
BECAUSE I DON'T WANT...
IT'S ALWAYS BEEN
A JOINT DECISION,
AND I HAVEN'T REALLY
HAD ANY HELP,
SO ONCE WE ALL TALK ABOUT IT,
THEN...
- EVERY TIME SHE AVOIDS SAYING
WHERE SHE'S GOING TO MOVE,
I HAVE A FEELING THAT
SHE'S NOT COMING CLOSER.
- WHAT IS GOING ON WITH
THE SEANCE FOR TOMORROW NIGHT?
- FIRST OF ALL, I FEEL TOO MANY
THINGS FROM THE OTHER SIDE.
I FEEL TOO MANY OF THEM.
I'M... THEY'RE ALWAYS WITH ME.
- SO THEN, IT SHOULDN'T MAKE
A DIFFERENCE.
THEY CAN JOIN US.
I'VE INVITED ALL THE GIRLS
TO A SEANCE AT MY HOUSE.
KIM IS THE ONLY ONE
WHO HAS NOT RSVPed.
- I'M AFRAID THAT SOMETHING
MIGHT COME TO ME
AND WILL LEAVE ME.
AND SECOND OF ALL,
IT REALLY IS...
- I'M CONFUSED.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "INSIDE YOU"?
- NOBODY'S GOING
TO COME INSIDE YOU.
- I DON'T UNDERSTAND
THE WHOLE SEANCE THING.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT.
- IT'S NO DIFFERENT THAN...
- LET ME FINISH.
IT'S AGAINST MY RELIGION.
- HI, HOW ARE YOU?
NICE TO MEET YOU.
I'M YOUR SISTER.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
THE SEANCE IS
AGAINST YOUR RELIGION?
I MEAN, COME ON. - IT REALLY IS.
- YOU TALK TO REBECCA
ALL THE TIME.
YOU GUYS TALK TO REBECCA.
- HI. NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
I BROUGHT MOM.
- YOU BROUGHT MOM?
- I DID, TOO.
- YOU LOVE HER? YEAH.
- I DON'T DO THIS SORT OF THING.
NOT LIKE... I DON'T.
- THIS GIRL HAS AN EXCUSE
FOR EVERYTHING.
[as Kim] I CAN'T COME BECAUSE
OF MY RELIGION.
AND I GOT LARYNGITIS.
YOU KNOW, I'M LATE.
I-I'M MOVING.
[normal voice]
I MEAN, WHAT IS THIS?
IT'S CONSTANT.
- I LOVE THAT YOU WANT ME THERE,
AND I'M GRATEFUL, AND I...
- WELL, JUST COME
AND DON'T PARTICIPATE.
- I HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT.
I REALLY...
- DOESN'T SEEM LIKE
IT'S ABOUT THE SEANCE.
SHE WAS ALL GUNG HO
TO GO BEFORE TO REBECCA.
I THINK SHE'S MORE SCARED
OF THE WOMEN IN THIS GROUP
THAN GHOSTS.
- COMING UP...
- NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE.
YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL ABOUT
MAKING SURE YOU'RE NOT MIXING
ANYTHING WITH THIS.
- ARE YOU... ARE YOU
DRINKING ANY ALCOHOL?
[lively music]
♪♪ ♪♪
- HELLO.
- HELLO!
- WOW, WHAT DID YOU GET DONE?
FILLER AND DYSPORT.
- YOU LOOK GOOD.
BUT MAINLY FILLER.
LOOKS GOOD, DOESN'T IT?
- YEAH, REALLY GOOD.
- HI.
- HI.
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
- I WAS JUST GOING
TO DO JUST A TEENY BIT.
- YOU DON'T NEED IT.
- BUT I WAS AFRAID BECAUSE
I WAS A NAUGHTY GIRL LAST YEAR
AND I GOT MAD AND I CALLED
SOMEBODY A BLOWFISH.
- A BLOWFISH.
- AND THEN, I'M AFRAID I'LL HAVE
AN ALLERGIC REACTION
AND THEN LOOK LIKE DONALD DUCK.
- WHERE'S STEPHANIE?
- THANK YOU, PAUL.
I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.
I'LL SEE YOU AT THE SEANCE.
- ALL RIGHT, BYE, HONEY.
AND LOOK, LISTEN.
YOU LOOK GREAT.
ANY PROBLEMS, CALL ME. - I WILL.
OKAY, GUYS...
- NOW ONE... BEFORE YOU GO,
WHY WOULD RUSSELL EMAIL ME?
- I DON'T KNOW. WHAT DID HE SAY?
- I JUST EMAILED HIM BACK.
- "HERE'S THE REAL STORY."
- MAYBE HE EMAILED EVERYONE.
- NO, IT'S JUST ME.
- OH, WELL...
I DON'T HAVE TIME
TO TALK ABOUT THIS NOW. [laughs]
I'M LATE. BUT, UM, I'LL ASK HIM.
HE'S GOING TO COME
BY THE SEANCE, SO ASK HIM.
I HAVE TO LEAVE. I'M LATE.
RUSSELL SENT HER THE EMAIL
BECAUSE HE HAD SOME INKLING
THAT SHE WAS LEAKING INFORMATION
ABOUT OUR MARRIAGE TO THE PRESS.
SO IN HIS MIND, I GUESS
HE THOUGHT IF HE TOLD HER
EVERYTHING WAS HUNKY-DORY,
THEN SHE WOULD RELAY THAT
TO THE PRESS AS WELL.
- I'M GOING TO TAKE
YOUR SISTER BACK.
DID YOU WANT TO GO OR...
- OKAY, I'M GOING TO COME IN
AND WATCH, AND SUGGEST...
- OH, NO, YOU'RE NOT.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
- YOU'RE COMING, YOU'RE COMING.
YOU'LL DO THIS, YOU'RE... YOU'RE
- YOU PROMISE JUST TO LISTEN
TO WHAT HE RECOMMENDS?
- I WANT YOUR INPUT.
- WELL, THAT'S WHAT
I WAS GOING TO GIVE, MY INPUT.
- OKAY.
- I'M GOING TO STAY HERE
AND EAT, ACTUALLY.
AND THEN I'LL BE THERE
IN A MINUTE.
'CAUSE THIS IS MORE FUN TO ME
RIGHT NOW, TO BE HONEST.
[laughs] JUST SIT HERE
AND EAT THIS.
- OKAY. WE'LL BE BACK.
- GO EASY ON THE LIPS, PAUL.
- ALL RIGHT,
WE'LL GO EASY ON HER.
WE'RE GOING TO TALK
ABOUT A FEW THINGS.
- PUT AN IMPLANT IN.
- PUT AN IMPLANT IN?
- IT'LL BE FINE.
BUT SHE'S BEING ALL,
"I DON'T WANT YOUR INPUT."
- SHE DOESN'T WANT YOUR INPUT?
- SHE'S JUST BEING SILLY.
I DON'T KNOW.
- SHE DOESN'T WANT TO COME
TO THE SEANCE.
- BECAUSE IT'S AGAINST
HER RELIGION.
- SHE HAS TO COME.
- BUT GETTING THIS DONE,
AND GOING TO REBECCA...
- OH, COME ON. IT'LL BE FUN.
- ALL OF A SUDDEN,
SHE'S MOTHER TERESA.
HALLELUJAH.
- BUT WHY DOESN'T
SHE WANT TO GO?
- I DON'T KNOW.
WHY DIDN'T SHE GO
TO PANDORA'S PARTY?
WHY DIDN'T SHE GO
TO YOUR BARBECUE?
- I DON'T KNOW. [laughs]
YOU TELL ME.
- ALL RIGHT, YOUNG LADY.
- OKAY.
- FIRST, BEFORE WE DO ANYTHING,
I NEED LITTLE BIT
OF HOUSEKEEPING.
- OKAY.
- AM I ALLOWED
TO ASK YOUR AGE OR NOT?
- YES, I'M 46.
- A LOT YOUNGER THAN ME.
- HOW OLD ARE YOU?
- UH, 48.
- WOW, WHOPPING TWO YEARS.
- [laughs]
- UH, MEDICATIONS?
ANYTHING AT ALL?
- I'M ON TRAZADONE, TOPAMAX,
AND I JUST STARTED LEXAPRO.
- OKAY, ALL THREE.
- YEAH.
- I'M GLAD YOU TOLD ME THIS
BECAUSE NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE,
ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE MIXING IT
WITH THE OTHER MEDICATIONS.
IT'S GOING TO MAKE YOU SLUR
THE WORDS A LITTLE BIT.
- OKAY.
- IT'S GOING TO MAKE YOU
OUT OF IT A LITTLE BIT.
- RIGHT.
- AND I'VE HAD PATIENTS COME IN
THAT HAVE BEEN ON TWO OR THREE
OF THESE COMBINED,
AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE DRUNK.
LIKE, RIGHT NOW,
WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU,
YOUR EYES RIGHT NOW... YOU'RE,
LIKE, ABOUT HALF-CLOSED ALREADY.
- YEAH.
IN OTHER WORDS, YOU HAD THAT
SEDATED LOOK ON YOU RIGHT NOW.
THE OTHER THING
IS YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL
ABOUT MAKING SURE YOU'RE NOT
MIXING ANYTHING WITH THIS.
- NO.
- ARE YOU DRINKING ANY ALCOHOL?
- NO, NONE.
- OKAY.
- I HAVEN'T HAD ANY
FOR A LONG TIME.
- A WHILE?
- YEAH. [laughs]
- ALL RIGHT.
- TO MIX ANYTHING
WITH THOSE MEDICATIONS... I...
- IT'D BE DANGEROUS.
- VERY DANGEROUS.
I'M NOT MIXING
ANYTHING WITH THEM.
PAUL IS JUST A GREAT GUY,
AND HE WAS CONCERNED.
BUT LIKE I EXPLAINED TO HIM,
I'M NOT...
I'M NOT... I HAVEN'T HAD
ANYTHING TO DRINK, YOU KNOW.
I ONLY TAKE THE PRESCRIPTION
THAT THE DOCTOR GAVE ME.
- I'M JUST SAYING
IT MIGHT BE A GOOD TIME
TO SIT DOWN
WITH THE PSYCHIATRIST
AND GO THROUGH EVERYTHING AGAIN.
THAT ONE, YOU KNOW,
THIS EQUILIBRIUM,
YOU'RE LOSING YOUR BALANCE.
TWO, UM, ESPECIALLY
WITH YOU DRIVING,
YOU'RE BEING TOO SEDATED
FROM MEDICATION.
I'M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW.
AND THIS IS WHY
I WAS GOING, YOU KNOW,
"IS SHE ON SOMETHING RIGHT NOW?"
AND ALL THAT,
SOME OF THESE COMMENTS,
BECAUSE IT'S THE DAMN
MEDICATION.
- I'M SO SORRY.
- KIM, IT'S OKAY, HONEY.
- 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW,
IT'S A NICE AIRPORT,
AND I LOVE THE PLANES OVER
THERE, SO, YOU KNOW.
- SHE SOUNDED LIKE
SHE WAS INTOXICATED.
- I AM AFRAID THAT PEOPLE
THINK I'M DRINKING.
AND I'M NOT... I HOPE THAT I CAN
STAY NOT DRINKING.
UM, BECAUSE I LIKE
THE WAY I FEEL WHEN I DON'T.
- WHAT'S HAPPENING
WITH TAYLOR AND RUSSELL?
WHY ARE THEY SAYING THEY'RE
HAPPY AND THEY'RE NEVER?
ARE THEY?
- I REALLY FEEL THAT IT'S
NOBODY'S BUSINESS, THE PUBLIC...
- BUT THEN, HOW DID IT
GET OUT OF THERE?
HOW DID IT GET OUT
THAT THEY BROKE UP?
- SOMEONE GAVE THE STORY OUT.
- BUT THEY HAVEN'T BROKEN UP,
SO THERE'S NO POINT.
WHAT A MYSTERY.
- WELL, YEAH, I MEAN,
IT'S A MYSTERY.
- WE'VE KNOWN HER A LOT LONGER
AND WE... KIM, MYSELF
AND CAMILLE...
AREN'T CLOSE TO HER AT ALL.
- CAMILLE HAS LUNCH AND DINNER
WITH HER.
- NO.
- YES, THEY DO, LISA.
YEAH, THEY DO.
YOU JUST TOLD ME...
- THEY HAVE ONE TIME.
- RIGHT.
CAMILLE. SO WHAT
DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?
CAMILLE TO TAYLOR,
TAYLOR TO CAMILLE.
I MEAN, THEY DO.
- NO, BUT THAT WAS
THE ONLY TIME.
- THAT'S NOT TRUE.
- I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY KYLE
THINKS CAMILLE AND TAYLOR
ARE CLOSE WHEN CAMILLE
HAS SPECIFICALLY SAID
SHE NEVER SEES HER
OR SPEAKS TO HER.
WELL, I DON'T CARE.
- WELL, I'M JUST TELLING YOU
THAT IT'S NOT THE CASE.
I FEEL LIKE LISA IS NOT LIKING
THAT I AM TELLING HER
THAT WHAT SHE'S SAYING IS WRONG.
BUT I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT
THEY'RE FRIENDS,
AND THEY TALK ALL THE TIME.
- ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING TO GO.
I'LL SEE YOU LATER, THEN.
- BYE.
- CIAO.
- BYE, THANK YOU, DARLING.
- LOWER YOUR CHIN
JUST A LITTLE BIT RIGHT HERE.
[camera clicks]
[knocking on door] - [laughs]
- HELLO.
DID YOU START YET?
- NO, WE'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT...
LET ME JUST GRAB A BATTERY.
HERE, YOU GUYS COME IN.
I'M JUST GOING TO GET A BATTERY.
- WHAT CAN... MAY I ASK WHAT
YOU'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT,
MY DEAR?
- ALL THE MEDICATION
THAT I'M ON.
AND HE SAID I LOOKED LIKE
I WAS ON SOMETHING.
- RIGHT NOW?
- YES, AND I'M JUST SAYING,
SOMETIMES,
THE COCKTAILS THAT THEY
GIVE YOU AREN'T GREAT.
AND IT TAKES A WHILE
FOR THE DOCTORS
TO FIND THE RIGHT COCKTAIL.
- MAYBE THAT'S NOT
A GOOD CHOICE OF WORDS.
- YEAH. [laughs]
- WHY DON'T WE CHANGE
THE WORDING ON THAT?
- THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
- EVEN THOUGH I'M CONCERNED
ABOUT KIM'S MEDICATIONS,
IT'S NOT GOING TO INTERFERE
WITH THE PROCEDURES
THAT I'M GOING
TO DO ON HER TODAY.
- OH, BOY.
- FUNNY, I'VE BEEN
IN THIS ROOM BEFORE
WITH ANOTHER GIRLFRIEND
OF MINE. [chuckles]
- REALLY?
- ACTUALLY, LIKE, STANDING
RIGHT HERE, HOLDING HER HAND.
OH, AND WHERE IS YOUR LITTLE...
[laughs]
- IS THAT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN?
- WHAT HAPPENED?
- THAT?
- YEAH. WHAT? [laughs]
AND OF COURSE, SHE MADE SOME
VERY NICE COMMENTS, TOO.
- WELL, BUT... BUT THE REASON
WHY IS BECAUSE I SAW...
- [imitating Adrienne] IS IT
SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE THAT?
- NOW, CAN I SAY SOMETHING?
- I DON'T THINK HE'S EVER DONE
THAT BEFORE.
- NO, BECAUSE THE PROBLEM
IS YOU HAVE A HUGE BUMP
COMING OUT OF THE SIDE
OF HER FACE.
- MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T BE TALKING
ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW.
- THAT'S LOCAL MEDICINE.
- OKAY, WELL...
- YOU'RE MAKING HER NERVOUS.
- KIM! SHH, SHH, SHH. KIM.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "SHH"?
- YOU'RE TALKING TOO MUCH,
AND HE'S TRYING TO WORK
ON YOUR FACE.
DO YOU REALLY
WANT TO KEEP TALKING?
- KYLE, YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER,
THANKS.
JUST KNOCK IT OFF.
YOU WANT TO TALK TO YOUR KIDS
LIKE THAT?
GO AHEAD.
I'M A BIG GIRL.
- IF HE'S GOING TO BE PUTTING
NEEDLES IN YOUR FACE,
YOU HAVE TO BE... RELAX.
- WELL, RIGHT NOW HE'S NOT.
AND IF I SEE A NEEDLE,
I KNOW WHEN TO BE QUIET.
BUT THANKS.
- OKAY, I'M GOING
TO GO AHEAD AND...
PAUL, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- YOU'RE LEAVING?
- YEAH.
- BYE, HONEY.
- BYE. SEE YOU LATER.
BYE. GOOD LUCK. - LOVE YOU, BYE.
- ALL RIGHT, BYE.
- I REALLY DON'T...
I DON'T LIKE BIG LIPS.
- NOW, YOU MAY SWELL UP A LITTLE
BIT, BUT IT'LL COME DOWN.
JUST ICE IT A LITTLE BIT.
- HE DOESN'T DO THAT.
- ADRIENNE, WOULD YOU WANT
TO PUT ON SOME GLOVES
SO YOU COULD HELP ME?
- WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO DO?
- HOLD HER DOWN. [laughs]
OH, MY GOD. - OKAY.
SMILE. - SMILE?
- SMILE HIGH. RELAX.
- OH, GOD.
- BREATHE, HOLD YOUR BREATH.
- I'LL HOLD YOUR HAND.
- [gasps]
- OKAY.
- ARE YOU DONE, PAUL?
- WITH THE DYSPORT, YEAH.
- I THINK YOU SHOULD BE DONE.
IT LOOKED LIKE SHE WAS IN PAIN,
AND IT MADE ME UNCOMFORTABLE
TO SEE HER IN PAIN.
- IS THIS GOING TO HURT ME?
- NO, THIS ACTUALLY...
- [gasps]
- OH, BOY, PAUL.
- I'M A FACIAL PLASTIC SURGEON.
I CAN'T STOP, OTHERWISE
THE PERSON WILL BE ASYMMETRIC.
I GOT TO KEEP GOING.
HOW ABOUT SOME ICE NOW?
CAN I HAVE THE ICE?
- PERFECT TIMING, PAUL.
- COME BACK FOR MORE, HUH?
- YOU'RE REALLY GOING
TO DO THAT, NOW?
- I WANT NO INTERFERENCE.
- COMMON SENSE IN LIFE
IS NOT SO COMMON.
- IT'S GOOD YOU MAKE COMMENTS
RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE
OF DOING THIS,
THAT'S... IT'S REALLY GOOD TIMING.
ADRIENNE TELLING ME
HOW TO DO MY JOB...
THAT'S NOTHING NEW.
OKAY, WELL THE GOOD NEWS
IS WE'RE DONE.
- ARE YOU COMPLETELY DONE?
- MM-HMM.
- WOO-HOO. GOOD JOB, GIRL.
YOU LOOK GOOD. HOLD ON.
- AND TAKE IT OFF.
- [gasps] AND KARMA.
THESE THINGS BLEW UP.
BUT THANK YOU, PAUL. LOVE YOU.
- COMING UP...
- I'M SO MAD AT LISA RIGHT NOW.
SHE IS SAYING AROUND TOWN
THAT I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS.
[upbeat music]
♪♪ ♪♪
[cell phone rings]
- HELLO?
- BRANDI?
HEY, IT'S KYLE. HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M GOOD, THANKS.
YOU KNOW, TONIGHT,
IS MY SEANCE, AND...
- YEAH, WELL, I HEARD.
- YEAH, WELL, I TOLD ADRIENNE
TO INVITE YOU A WHILE BACK,
AND I KNOW YOU AND I HAD OUR,
UM, LITTLE DIFFERENCES,
BUT I'D REALLY
LIKE YOU TO COME TONIGHT,
AND I HOPE YOU'RE GOING
TO BE ABLE TO MAKE IT.
- WELL, THANK YOU
FOR CALLING ME.
IT MEANS A LOT.
I WOULD REALLY
WOULD LIKE TO COME,
AND HOPEFULLY, WE CAN START OVER
BECAUSE I DON'T THINK IT COULD
GET MUCH WORSE.
I DON'T WANT IT TO.
- WELL, I THINK
THAT WOULD BE GREAT.
WE'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT.
7:00 AT MY HOUSE.
OKAY. BYE, BRANDI.
- ALL RIGHT, THANKS FOR CALLING.
OKAY, BYE.
- [whispering] SHE'S COMING.
- HEY, CAN YOU DO THIS COLOR?
- AND I'LL FIX THAT OTHER TOE.
- WELL, WHAT HAPPENED?
- WELL, NO, BECAUSE
I HADN'T INVITED HER.
I TOLD ADRIENNE TO INVITE HER
BECAUSE I HAD MET HER
THROUGH ADRIENNE.
- YEAH. IS SHE FRIENDS
WITH ADRIENNE?
- YEAH, SO THEN WE HAD A LITTLE
DISAGREEMENT ONE NIGHT.
I TOLD YOU, WE HAD A LITTLE
DISAGREEMENT.
- ABOUT?
- UH...
I DON'T WANT TO GET
INTO DETAILS,
BUT IT WAS JUST NOT VERY NICE.
IT'S VERY CLEAR, BY THE WAY.
- YEAH, SO IS EVERYTHING ELSE
TONIGHT.
- WHAT IS... WHAT IS THAT?
- YOUR SISTER IS... IS WASTED.
- YOU KNOW NOTHING
ABOUT MY SISTER!
- WATCH YOUR STEP!
- WATCH YOUR [bleep] MOUTH!
Both: YOU KNOW WHAT?
- THE EXACT SAME PROBLEMS YOU
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS,
THE SAME EXACT THING
HAPPENS TO ME.
ALL THESE YEARS LATER.
CAREFUL, YOUR TOE'S WET.
- WAIT, DID YOU...
- IT'S EMBARRASSING,
BUT IT'S TRUE.
NOW I HAVE TO DO MY NAILS.
LET YOURS DRY,
AND I HAVE TO DO MINE. - OKAY.
- [imitating a ghost] WHOO.
THERE'S A SPIRIT HERE.
IT'S EARLY.
KYLE...
- SORRY, I'M WITH WET HAIR
AND TRYING TO GET READY.
- [laughs] YOU'RE SO CUTE.
STOPPED BY TO SEE IF YOU
NEEDED ANY HELP.
- NO, I, UH... SORRY
THERE'S NO FURNITURE YET.
- FOOD, WINE?
- NO, I'VE GOT ALL... I'VE GOT
ALL THE FOOD, THE WINE...
- I SAW BERNIE'S HERE SO
THE FOOD'S OBVIOUSLY COVERED.
I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE
YOU'RE OKAY FIRST, AND THEN,
NOW IT HAS TO BE,
OF COURSE, ABOUT ME.
I'M SO MAD AT LISA RIGHT NOW.
AND I'M WORRIED
TO SEE HER TONIGHT,
BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN,
LIKE, GET THROUGH THE NIGHT
WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING.
- WHAT HAPPENED?
- I HAVE HEARD FROM A COUPLE
DIFFERENT PEOPLE
THAT SHE IS SAYING AROUND TOWN
THAT I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS.
- KIM, MYSELF, AND CAMILLE
AREN'T CLOSE TO HER AT ALL.
- CAMILLE HAS LUNCH
AND DINNER WITH HER.
- NO.
- YES, THEY DO, LISA.
- NO.
- YEAH, THEY DO.
- CAMILLE TOLD ME THAT LISA
PHONED HER,
SAYING THAT I DON'T HAVE
FRIENDS.
WHAT IS THE POINT OF THAT?
WHAT... ARE WE IN SIXTH GRADE
WHERE WE'RE, LIKE,
COUNTING HOW MANY FRIENDS
EVERYBODY HAS?
IT HURTS MY FEELINGS SO BADLY.
- YEAH, I REALLY THINK
YOU NEED TO TALK TO HER.
YOU REALLY DO, TAYLOR.
- YOU KNOW SHE SCARES ME BECAUSE
SHE'S SUPER INTIMIDATING.
- WHY WOULD SHE SC... WHY? WHY?
- BECAUSE I'VE SEEN HER WHEN
SHE GETS ANGRY WITH SOMEONE...
I MEAN, LOOK AT WHAT
SHE HAS DONE WITH CEDRIC.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
WENT DOWN WITH THEM...
- YEAH, BUT WHAT DO YOU CARE?
BE HONEST WITH HER.
- WELL, I JUST DON'T
WANT HER DOING,
YOU KNOW, GOING AROUND TOWN,
AND, YOU KNOW,
BEING MEAN ABOUT ME.
SHE'S SAID PLENTY OF OTHER
THINGS ABOUT ME IN THE PAST,
BUT THAT'S ONE THAT
REALLY HITS HOME FOR ME
BECAUSE I DO HAVE FRIENDS,
AND IT'S AN INSULT TO MY FRIENDS
THAT SHE'S NOW SAYING THAT
THEY'RE NOT FRIENDS TO ME.
I HAVE DONE NOTHING
BUT BE KIND TO HER
AND TRY MY VERY BEST
TO MAKE HER LIKE ME.
AND IT'S GETTING TO THE POINT...
- WELL, MAYBE THAT'S
THE PROBLEM.
BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT?
MAYBE SHE PREYS ON WEAK PEOPLE.
AND THE TRUTH IS,
YOU NEED TO STAND UP
AND SPEAK UP FOR YOURSELF.
- I FEEL LIKE FOR ME, IT'S
LIKE AN ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM.
- THERE'S A WAY
YOU CAN HANDLE IT
WHERE IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE
A BIG PROBLEM, YOU KNOW.
MAYBE BEING AROUND OTHER PEOPLE
WILL GIVE YOU STRENGTH.
I DON'T SEE YOU DOING...
- DO YOU SEE THIS TURNING
INTO A BIG PROBLEM?
YES.
[laughs] I KNOW THAT LOOK.
- SHE DOESN'T TAKE
CRITICISM WELL,
BUT I DON'T THINK
IT'LL BE A BIG BLOW-UP.
YOU KNOW, YOU CAN SAY THAT AND
LET HER KNOW, AND THEN MOVE ON.
- DO YOU THINK IT'S BAD,
THOUGH, ENERGY FOR ME
TO SAY SOMETHING TO LISA
AND THEN US TO HAVE
SPIRITS COMING?
THAT MAKES ME NERVOUS.
- I WOULDN'T DO IT
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SEANCE.
- NO.
- OBVIOUSLY, IN BEVERLY HILLS,
YOU DO BECOME PARANOID
BECAUSE PEOPLE TALK
BEHIND YOUR BACK ALL THE TIME.
- THANKS, KYLE.
- BYE.
- BYE.
[upbeat music]
♪♪ ♪♪
- ARE YOU FINDING SOME ENERGY?
- YEAH, LOTS OF IT, ACTUALLY.
UNSEEN GUESTS ALREADY HERE.
- OH, WOW.
- SEE?
I'M GLAD BECAUSE I WAS HOPING
THAT WE'D GET SOME ACTIVITY.
THAT'S WHY I BROUGHT THIS.
THIS IS THE BEST ONE BECAUSE
IT'S MAGNETIC ENERGY.
- VERSUS ELECTRIC.
- ELECTRIC'S NOT WHAT
I'M LOOKING FOR.
I'M LOOKING FOR MAGNETIC ENERGY.
THAT'S WHY
ON THE TAPE RECORDERS,
WITH THE LITTLE TAPES, THERE,
PEOPLE CAN GET
THEIR VOICES ON THERE
BECAUSE IT'S MAGNETIC ENERGY.
IT'S MAGNETIC TAPE.
WATCH, YOU CAN TELL.
IF WE'RE GOING TO GO
BY THE FIRE, THERE'S NOTHING.
- RIGHT.
- OKAY?
BUT IF WE COME OVER HERE,
WE START TO GET
ALL OF THAT ENERGY.
- REBECCA IS A PSYCHIC
THAT I'VE KNOWN FOR A FEW YEARS.
I'VE HAD A NUMBER
OF ACCURATE READINGS FROM HER.
IT'S UNBELIEVABLE THE THINGS
THAT SHE HAS SAID.
- THESE ARE ANGEL FOOD CAKES.
THEY APPEAR KIND OF LIKE
A HEAVENLY SORT OF THING.
- OH, YOU WANT IT
ALL ON THERE. AH.
- I WANT A CLOUD.
- YEAH.
- OKAY, GO FOR IT.
JUST KIND OF WATCH YOUR FINGER...
PUSH IT IN.
I DON'T WANT THEM GOING OVER
TO THE SIDE.
UNLESS IT'S LISA VANDERPUMP.
[knocking on door]
- HELLO?
- HELLO, DARLING.
- HELLO.
A MAN IN THE HOUSE.
- A MAN IN THE HOUSE.
- OKAY, WOW, LOOKS GREAT.
- NICE TO SEE YOU.
WELL, YOU HAVEN'T BEEN HERE
SINCE WE STARTED.
- NO, IT'S...
- WAIT TILL YOU LOOK AROUND.
- THE ANTITHESIS
OF YOUR OTHER HOUSE.
- THE AN... TOTALLY, RIGHT?
- THIS IS KIND OF, LIKE,
MORE MY VIBE, RIGHT?
- TOTALLY ANTITHESIS.
- I'M NOT A HUGE INVESTOR
IN BELIEVING
IN PSYCHICS AND SEANCES,
BUT I'M UP FOR IT.
- AH-HA!
- UH-OH, THE SCALLYWAG ARRIVES.
- I'M GLAD ANOTHER MORALLY
CORRUPT PERSON IS HERE,
OTHERWISE I'D BE SO LONELY.
[laughs]
- HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD, HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD.
- YOU LOOK GORGEOUS.
- THANK YOU, HONEY.
I LOVE THAT DRESS.
[knocking on door]
- HI.
- HEY, TAYLOR.
COME ON IN.
- WHAT A NICE SURPRISE.
ARE YOU STAYING ALL NIGHT?
- YEAH.
- HEY, YOU.
- HI, HOW ARE YOU?
- YEAH, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- YOU LOOK GREAT.
- HI. OH, MY GOD.
DON'T LET THE DOG
IN THE... HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?
- OH, WELL, WOW. YOU LOOK GOOD.
- YOU, TOO. NICE TO SEE YOU.
THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.
- NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
- REBECCA, THIS IS BRANDI.
- OH, HI.
- OH, HI. NICE TO MEET YOU.
- THIS IS REBECCA.
- OH, I'M A HEALER.
I CAN WORK ON YOUR FOOT FOR YOU.
- OH, GOOD. [laughter]
[knocking on door, dog yaps]
- HI. WELCOME TO MY HOME.
- OH. [laughs]
WOW, IT LOOKS SO DIFFERENT.
- I KNOW.
I THOUGHT YOU WOULD THINK SO.
- RIGHT.
NOT QUITE SURE WHAT I THINK
ABOUT A SEANCE.
I'VE NEVER BEEN TO ONE.
SO I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT.
I'M ALSO A LITTLE NERVOUS.
[knocking on door]
- HELLO.
- HI.
- COME ON IN.
- HEY, CONGRATULATIONS
ON YOUR NEW HOME.
- THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
- HI, HOW ARE YOU?
- YOU REMEMBER ELIZABETH?
ELIZABETH.
- YES, GOOD TO SEE YOU.
OH, THANK YOU.
- NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
WAS THIS MINE?
HEY, HELLO. HI, CAMILLE GRAMMER.
SO NICE TO MEET YOU.
- YEAH, I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
- I'M EXCITED TO GET A
READING FROM HER PSYCHIC FRIEND.
I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS
BECAUSE LAST TIME,
THINGS DIDN'T GO SO WELL
AT MY HOUSE
WHEN WE BROUGHT A PSYCHIC IN.
- HE WILL NEVER EMOTIONALLY
FULFILL YOU.
- THERE WAS AN ATTACK
MADE ON MY FRIEND.
- WAIT A SECOND.
- OH.
- HI, CAMILLE. HOW ARE YOU?
- THAT'S AMAZING.
I LOVE YOUR OUTFIT.
- THANK YOU.
- GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- YOU, TOO.
- NICE TO SEE YOU.
- THE LAST TIME CAMILLE AND FAYE
WERE TOGETHER WITH A PSYCHIC,
THINGS DID NOT GO SO WELL.
I THINK TONIGHT
WILL BE BETTER THOUGH
BECAUSE MY PSYCHIC IS NOT CRAZY.
WELL, YOU GIRLS WANT TO MOVE
INTO THE DINING ROOM?
LET'S GO.
OKAY.
- OH, IT SMELLS SO GOOD
IN HERE, TOO.
- I GOT THESE LITTLE PADS
YOU GIRLS TAKE HOME.
AND I HAVE LITTLE PRESENTS FOR
YOU GUYS TOO WHEN YOU LEAVE.
DON'T FORGET.
- THIS IS SO NICE.
- OKAY, FIRST OF ALL,
WE HAVE A GLASS OF WATER HERE,
BECAUSE WE ALWAYS WANT
TO LOOK AT THE GLASS
HALF FULL, NOT HALF EMPTY.
UM, THE CRYSTALS ARE BECAUSE
CRYSTALS ARE GOOD ENERGY.
THEY'RE PROTECTIVE,
PURPLE IS PSYCHIC,
AND THIS IS NOT SCARY.
I MEAN, IF IT WAS,
I WOULDN'T BE DOING THIS,
AND I... THERE'S NO WAY. OKAY?
I WANT TO... I WANT
TO START QUICKLY
BECAUSE GEORGE IS VERY ADAMANT
THAT I TALK TO HIS DAUGHTER.
- WHO'S GEORGE?
- HER FATHER.
- THAT'S MY DAD.
- YEAH.
- AW.
- BEING THE ONLY GIRL,
I WAS VERY CLOSE TO MY FATHER.
AND, UH, HE DIED
WHEN I WAS YOUNG,
SO IT WAS VERY DIFFICULT FOR ME.
YEAH, IT LEFT A BIG, UM...
A BIG HOLE IN MY LIFE.
- HE... NOW YOUR MOTHER'S ALIVE,
ISN'T SHE LIVING?
- YES.
- YEAH, HE SAYS, NO, MY WIFE
IS VERY ALIVE.
HE ALSO TALKED ABOUT, UM,
YOUR ABILITY TO, UM,
WORK WELL WITH YOUR PEOPLE,
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
YOU KIND OF, YOU... YOU...
YOU HAVE MANY LIFETIMES
WHERE YOU'VE ACTUALLY
BEEN THE BOSS.
SO I DON'T THINK IT'S THAT
DIFFICULT FOR YOU
WHEN YOU HAVE TO, YOU KNOW,
TAKE THE REINS
AND THE BULL BY THE HORNS,
YOU CAN DO IT.
YOUR FATHER TOLD ME
THAT ABOUT YOU.
BUT YOU'RE ALSO SENSITIVE
AND VERY FEMININE,
SO YOU HAVE A GOOD WAY
OF WORKING WITH PEOPLE.
WHERE YOUR BROTHER MIGHT NOT
SEE THAT...
[indistinct] TO ME A LITTLE BIT.
- THAT'S WHAT HE DID, EXACTLY.
- SO, UM, YEAH.
- OBVIOUSLY, IT WAS WONDERFUL
TO HEAR THIS.
SO I STARTED GETTING
A LITTLE CHOKED UP.
AND, YOU KNOW,
OF COURSE IT'S, UM,
IT'S NICE TO HEAR.
- COMING UP...
- ARE YOU, LIKE, MOVING OUT
OF STATE OR SOMETHING?
- I'M GOING TO BE.
- I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING
TO MOVE CLOSER INTO TOWN.
- [sniffles]
- LET ME JUST LOOK AND SEE IF
THERE'S ANYTHING...
- ANYTHING IN THE BATHROOM?
- I'M GETTING READY TO MOVE,
AND I FEEL BAD THAT
I AM MISSING KYLE'S SEANCE.
I JUST WISH THAT
SHE UNDERSTOOD MY SIDE.
I'M OVERWHELMED.
IS THAT WHOLE DRESSER EMPTY?
- YOU DON'T HAVE NOTHING.
IT'S EMPTY.
- DID YOU WIPE IT OUT?
- YUP.
- ZIP IT.
LET ME SHOW YOU
HOW WE EMPTY IT OUT.
- THERE IN THE CORNER.
- LOOK, DOG HAIR.
THERE COULD BE SPIDERS
AND STUFF.
IS THAT HOW YOU CLEAN
THESE THINGS?
- [laughs] OKAY, SHOW ME.
GIVE ME A LITTLE PAPER,
MISS KIM.
- YOU WANT TO PARTICIPATE?
OKAY. - [laughs]
- MY MOM ALWAYS USED TO SAY,
"MANY HANDS MAKES LIGHT WORK."
LOOK. - I KNOW.
- EW.
YEAH, MY BATHING SUITS
WERE IN HERE.
UNDERWEAR AND BRAS WERE IN...
- UNDERWEAR'S NOT IN THIS ONE.
- OH, SO IT'S IN THE OTHER ONE.
IT'S PROBABLY DIRTIER.
- [giggles]
- NICE, SWEET.
GOOD JOB.
- YOU HAD ANGELS
WATCHING OVER YOU.
SO YOU'RE LUCKY
YOU ONLY HAVE A LEG INJURY
BECAUSE YOU COULD
HAVE HIT YOUR HEAD,
BUT YOU HAD PEOPLE
HOLDING YOU UP.
AND YOU HAVE, LIKE, FOUR ANGELS
HERE WITH YOU RIGHT NOW.
NOT THAT YOU NEED
A LOT PROTECTION.
- OH, THIS IS BRANDI.
- BUT BECAUSE, UM,
SOMEBODY IN YOUR FAMILY
DID A LOT OF GOOD DEEDS,
AND THE KARMA THAT THEY ACQUIRED
IS COMING TO YOU.
OKAY? SO, AND, UM,
YOU WILL HAVE A CHILD.
- I HAVE TWO, ALREADY.
- YOU HAVE A LITTLE GIRL?
- I HAVE TWO LITTLE BOYS.
- YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
ANOTHER ONE VERY SOON.
- ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE...
- [laughs]
- I'M DEFINITELY NOT. [laughter]
IT KIND OF MADE ME LAUGH
BECAUSE IT'S NOT HAPPENING.
- UM, LISA, YOU HAVE SOMEBODY
HERE FOR YOU NOW, OKAY?
UM, AND, UM, IT'S YOUR
GRANDMOTHER AND SHE BROKE IN.
AND UM, SHE'S VERY MUCH
WANTING TO GIVE YOU
SOME DETAILED INFORMATION.
SHE'S...
- I WAS VERY CLOSE TO HER
FOR THE LAST 25 YEARS.
- RIGHT.
- SHE LIVED WITH ME FOR LIKE,
THREE OR FOUR MONTHS A YEAR.
- RIGHT, BECAUSE SHE HAD TALKED
ABOUT THAT YOU ACTUALLY...
IF YOU HADN'T BEEN THERE
FOR HER,
IT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN
THE SAME FOR HER.
BECAUSE SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN
MAYBE LONELY AND NOT AS HAPPY.
SO YOU ACTUALLY FILLED
A HUGE GAP FOR HER.
AND SHE WANTED
TO THANK YOU FOR THAT.
- IT'S BEEN FOUR YEARS
SINCE MY GRANDMOTHER DIED.
I WAS VERY CLOSE TO HER.
BUT WE ALSO HAD AN AGREEMENT.
IF THERE WAS ANY WAY
THAT SHE COULD CONTACT ME...
YOU CAN HAVE THOSE CONVERSATIONS
WHEN YOU'RE 100...
THEN SHE WOULD DO HER BEST.
- SHE KEEPS TALKING ABOUT ALICE.
DOES THAT MAKE ANY SENSE
TO YOU RIGHT NOW?
- [whispering] ALICE?
- OR ALLISON?
- NO, NOT NOW.
- [giggles]
- WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?
- DOES THAT MAKE SENSE
TO SOMEBODY HERE?
- [laughs]
- WHAT?
- THE ONLY ALLISON I KNOW
IS A FRIEND OF CAMILLE'S.
- OH.
- OHH!
- LIKE THIS.
- I'M JUST GOING TO SAY
SHE'S ALIVE.
- HE'LL NEVER FULFILL YOU
EMOTIONALLY.
- COULD SHE BE A PSYCHIC?
- OH!
- NO, LISTEN,
MY GRANDMOTHER'S HERE.
ZIP IT. - [laughs]
SHE WAS TRYING TO GET
THROUGH TO ALLISON.
- OKAY.
- AND ALLISON JUST DIDN'T
PICK IT UP.
- I ASKED HER.
I SAID I WANT TO TALK
TO MY GRANDMOTHER.
IS MY GRANDMOTHER HERE?
- WE'RE HAVING A GIRLS' NIGHT,
SO I'M OFF THE CLOCK.
- WHAT HAPPENED WAS THAT
YOUR GRANDMOTHER WAS THERE.
SHE WAS PRESENT, BUT SOMEHOW,
THERE WAS
A LOT OF STATIC ENERGY,
A LOT OF CONFUSION, BUT YOUR
GRANDMOTHER WANTS TO TELL YOU
THAT SHE WAS THERE AND SHE DID
TRY TO GET THROUGH TO ALLISON.
- SHE'S AN IDIOT.
SHE WAS SO RUDE AND OBNOXIOUS,
WASN'T SHE?
SORRY, CAMILLE.
YEAH, IT WASN'T A PLEASANT
EVENING.
- IT WASN'T A GOOD NIGHT,
ALL AROUND.
- NOW, TAYLOR IS NOT REALLY FAR
BEHIND CAMILLE'S SITUATION.
- HAVING BEEN TO REBECCA BEFORE,
SHE'S PICKED UP
ON PERSONAL THINGS,
SO I KNOW THAT SHE CAN GET
PRETTY PERSONAL.
- BUT YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH
YOUR HUSBAND IS VERY DIFFERENT.
IT HAS THE LIGHT SPOTS AND
THE VERY DARK... LIKE DARKNESS
LIKE WOULD HAVE
TO DO WITH THE MOB,
OR SOMETHING TO DO WITH,
YOU KNOW...
- THAT'S NOT GOOD.
- AND THAT DOESN'T MEAN
THIS LIFETIME.
IT JUST MEANS THAT YOU HAD
A RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM
WHERE YOU WERE
INVOLVED WITH PEOPLE
THAT WERE THE LIGHT
AND THE DARK, OKAY?
SO THE THING IS... IS FOR YOU
TO FIND THAT COMFORTABLE SPACE
WITH SOMEBODY
WHO UNDERSTANDS YOU,
ISN'T ALL ABOUT
MONEY, MONEY, MONEY.
AND HONESTLY, YOUR HUSBAND
IS ALL ABOUT THAT.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR HUSBAND,
BUT I'M TRYING TO FIND YOU
A HAPPY PLACE
WHERE YOUR FINDING THAT BALANCE
WITH YOUR OWN ABILITY
TO MAKE YOUR OWN CHOICES
WITHOUT FEAR.
- IT'S A LITTLE HARD TO SWALLOW,
BUT IT'S NOT NECESSARILY
SOMETHING I WANT TO HEAR
WHEN I'M RIGHT
IN THE MIDDLE OF THERAPY
AND TRYING TO WORK THINGS OUT.
- IT'S REALLY ABOUT BEING STABLE
AND FEELING SECURE WITHOUT
HAVING TO DEPEND ON SOMEBODY.
- NOW, KATHY, BIG KATHY
IS GETTING A CHANCE
TO TALK TO YOU NOW, OKAY?
- [sighs]
- SHE SAYS, "KYLE, THIS IS
AN AMAZING EVENING."
- [laughs] I MEAN,
I'M GLAD SHE THINKS SO.
AND, UM, SHE WANTED
TO TELL YOU AND YOUR SISTER
THAT, UM, KIM...
THERE'S A LOT OF ROUGH SPOTS
BECAUSE YOU WERE HER MOTHER
IN A PAST LIFE.
AND SHE CONTINUES...
- NO WONDER!
OH, MY GOD, REBECCA.
- IT SO MAKES SENSE.
- SO MAKES SENSE.
- SO YOU HAVE THE
MOTHER-DAUGHTER THING GOING ON...
- YOU KNOW WHAT SHE SAID
TO ME YESTERDAY?
"YOU'RE NOT MY MOM."
- [gasps]
- AND SCREAMED AT ME.
- GIRL, NOT THIS LIFETIME.
[laughs]
RIGHT, IT'S NOT THIS LIFETIME.
SO YOU GUYS...
- I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE THAT,
I MEAN,
YOU KNOW, I'VE SAID IT,
IT'S NOT THAT I...
I HAVE TO ONLY TAKE CARE OF HER
SINCE MY MOM DIED,
BUT WHEN ALL OF,
YOU KNOW, MY SISTERS...
WE HAVE TO TAKE CARE
OF EACH OTHER
SINCE WE HAVE LOST OUR PARENTS.
BUT I KNOW IT BOTHERS HER,
AND I TRY TO TELL MYSELF
I'M NOT HER MOM, WHO CARES.
LET IT GO.
TURN MY CHEEK, BUT I...
I REALLY STRUGGLE WITH THAT.
- WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO IS YOU
HAVE TO TAKE ON A ROLE WITH HER
THAT IS DIFFERENT BECAUSE SHE
WILL BECOME RESENTFUL...
- I FELT THAT YESTERDAY.
- SHE WILL REBEL AGAINST YOU.
SO YOU HAVE TO REALLY
GIVE HER THE SPACE TO GROW.
- THEN HOW DO I...
- YOU CAN'T CRITICIZE
HER SO MUCH,
AND SOMETIMES,
YOU HAVE TO WALK AWAY.
- NO, I... I FIND THAT
HARD SOMETIMES,
LIKE, WHEN YOU CARE
ABOUT SOMEONE.
AND FOR ME, TO BITE MY TONGUE
AND TURN THE CHEEK,
EVEN THOUGH I'M NOT HER MOM,
IT'S HARD FOR ME.
I THINK KIM WOULD HAVE LAUGHED
HEARING REBECCA TELL ME
THAT I'M NOT KIM'S MOM.
I WISH SHE WAS HERE.
- I THINK CAMILLE'S PEOPLE
ARE GETTING A LITTLE ANTSY HERE.
NOW YOUR MOTHER'S LIVING,
IS THAT CORRECT?
- YES. MY MOM'S LIVING.
- HER MOTHER AND FATHER
ARE BOTH HERE.
YOU KNOW WHAT, THEY'RE NOT SAD
ABOUT YOUR DIVORCE.
THEY'RE CELEBRATING. - [laughs]
THAT'S AMAZING. [laughter]
- THEY'RE, LIKE, "CELEBRATE,
CAMILLE, CELEBRATE."
AND UM, YOU DIDN'T RECOGNIZE
THAT YOU WERE UNHAPPY.
THAT'S THE PROBLEM.
- I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE...
- AND THEY SAID,
WHEN IT'S ALL FINALLY DONE,
YOU HAVE A PARTY, OKAY?
THEY WANT YOU TO CELEBRATE.
THEY KEEP TELLING ME,
"CAMILLE, CELEBRATE."
- WE WILL.
- CELEBRATE.
- LET'S THROW YOU A PARTY.
- BECAUSE I'VE BEEN SAD, LATELY.
- SHE SAYS THAT,
UM, YOU, UM... YOUR...
I'M NOT SAYING
YOUR LAWYERS AREN'T GOOD,
BUT SHE SAID WATCH
THE BILLABLE MOMENTS.
ALL RIGHT?
THE BILLABLE, UM, MINUTES.
NOT MOMENTS. - OKAY.
BECAUSE I'M GETTING
A LITTLE FRUSTRATED WITH THAT.
- OKAY, BUT I'M NOT SAYING
YOUR LAWYERS AREN'T GOOD, OKAY?
- WELL, THOSE LAWYER
BILLS ARE STARTING TO...
- ADD UP.
- ADD UP, YEAH.
- AND YOUR GRANDMOTHER
IS, LIKE, WINKING.
SHE'S SAYING, IT'S TRUE,
SHE HAS A GREAT MAN
COMING IN HER LIFE.
SHE GOES, AND HE SWINGS
IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.
All: OH! - DID YOU HEAR THAT?
- I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
FOR CERTAIN.
I DO KNOW I SAW KELSEY WEARING
WOMEN'S CLOTHING ON BROADWAY.
I DID THINK I SAW
A SIZE 14 WOMAN'S PUMP
IN CAMILLE'S CLOSET. [laughs]
[laughter]
CAMILLE, THAT IS FUNNY.
- SO NOT TO WORRY.
- SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHARE
YOUR SHOES WITH ANYBODY ANYMORE.
[laughter]
OR YOUR UNDERWEAR.
- OH, MY GOD.
- WELL, THANK YOU.
All: THANK YOU.
[dramatic music]
♪♪ ♪♪
- HELLO.
- HI.
- YOU LOOK PRETTY.
- THANKS.
YOU LOOK SO TALL.
OH, LOOK HOW TALL YOU'VE GOTTEN.
- WHAT'S HAPPENING?
YOU'RE ALREADY PACKING,
AND WHERE...?
- I'M MOVING.
- WHAT IS THE BIG SECRET?
- THE BIG SECRET?
- YEAH.
- YOU WANT TO KNOW?
- YOU'RE SCARING ME.
- [laughs]
- MY HEART IS POUNDING.
- THE HOUSE WAS REALLY...
WAS TOO BIG,
AND I WAS GETTING READY
TO MOVE BACK INTO TOWN.
AND THEN,
I JUST STARTED THINKING,
WITH KIMBERLY AND CHAD
BEING SO YOUNG,
THAT, UM, THEY WOULD... MIGHT...
- ARE YOU, LIKE, MOVING OUT
OF STATE OR SOMETHING?
- NO.
I'VE BEEN SEEING SOMEBODY THAT
I'VE KIND OF BEEN KEEPING...
MY PRIVATE LIFE A LITTLE PRIVATE
FOR ABOUT A YEAR.
- YOU'VE BEEN SEEING
THIS PERSON FOR A YEAR.
- YEAH.
- I CAN'T TALK.
I HAVE A FEELING I KNOW
WHO YOU'RE GOING TO TELL ME.
WAS IT WHO YOU BROUGHT
TO PARIS' PREMIERE?
- YEAH.
SO WE'RE MOVING IN TOGETHER.
I'M REALLY EXCITED, AND I'M...
- ARE YOU REALLY?
- YEAH, I REALLY AM.
SO...
SURPRISE! [laughs]
- I JUST DID NOT SEE
THAT SITUATION.
WHY WOULD YOU KEEP IT
SECRET FOR A YEAR?
- I THINK THAT WHEN THINGS THAT
ARE PRIVATE GET OUT, THEN...
- BUT WHY WOULD THAT BE PRIVATE
IF YOU CARED FOR SOMEBODY?
- WELL, I WANTED TO SEE
HOW IT WENT FOR US FIRST.
- WELL, OBVIOUSLY,
I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY.
I JUST... UM...
SO WHEN ARE YOU GOING
TO DO THAT?
- I'VE ALREADY BEEN IN
THE PROCESS OF DOING IT.
- I WISH YOU WOULDN'T DO THIS.
I WISH YOU HAD MOVED CLOSER.
- I'M GOING TO BE...
- [whimpers]
[sighs]
SORRY.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING
TO MOVE CLOSER INTO TOWN.
ARE YOU SURE
YOU WANT TO DO THAT?
I FEEL LIKE THAT'S NOT SOMETHING
YOU REALLY WANT TO DO.
- COMING UP...
- COME ON.
- WHY HAS SHE BEEN
HIDING THIS FROM ME?
- I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING
TO MOVE CLOSER INTO TOWN.
ARE YOU SURE
YOU WANT TO DO THAT?
I FEEL LIKE THAT'S NOT SOMETHING
YOU REALLY WANT TO DO.
- I WOULDN'T HAVE DONE IT
IF I DIDN'T WANT TO DO IT.
- YEAH, BUT MAYBE YOU'RE JUST
RUSHED AND YOU'RE NOT THINKING.
YOU'RE JUST, LIKE... YOU HAD
TO BE OUT HERE SO QUICK,
AND YOU DIDN'T REALLY
GET A CHANCE,
YOU KNOW, TO REALLY THINK.
OR EVEN LOOK.
YOU DIDN'T EVEN LOOK.
- I... IT WAS MY CHOICE.
- WE DON'T EVEN KNOW HIM.
- WELL, YOU'LL GET TO KNOW HIM.
YOU KNOW, FOR A LONG TIME,
I'VE DONE EVERYTHING
FOR MY KIDS,
FOR MOM, FOR EVERYBODY ELSE.
I HAVEN'T REALLY DONE
ANYTHING THAT I WANTED TO DO.
I FEEL LIKE FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE,
I JUST WANT TO DO SOMETHING
THAT I WANT TO DO.
- DO YOU THINK
HE'S THE RIGHT GUY FOR YOU?
- WELL, WE'LL FIND OUT.
I THINK SO.
- WELL, I DON'T REALLY KNOW
WHAT TO SAY.
YOU KNOW, AT THE SEANCE,
THE... REBECCA SAID MOM WAS THERE,
AND SHE SAID TO TELL ME
THAT I'M NOT YOUR MOM.
AND I ALREADY KNOW THAT,
I DON'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT,
AND WHENEVER I SAY THAT
I DON'T WANT YOU TO TAKE IT,
LIKE... LIKE I'M SAYING I THINK
I HAVE TO LOOK AFTER YOU,
I THINK YOU HAVE TO LOOK
AFTER ME, TOO.
AND I DO HAVE TO LET GO,
IT'S NOT MY BUSINESS,
BUT I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY
AND I DON'T FEEL LIKE...
IT'S NOT WHAT
I WAS WANTING FOR YOU,
BUT YOU HAVE TO DO
WHAT YOU WANT TO DO.
- I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY FOR ME.
PLEASE, GIVE IT A CHANCE.
THIS IS A HUGE STEP FOR ME, TOO.
- NO, I KNOW, BUT I FEEL
LIKE I WANT TO...
- I'VE BEEN ALONE
FOR A LONG TIME,
AND I FINALLY AM HAPPY,
AND I JUST WANT...
- I JUST DON'T THINK
YOU REALLY ARE.
AND THAT'S WHY
IT MAKES ME FEEL, LIKE,
THIS IS THE PERSON
YOU'VE BEEN WITH A YEAR.
HOW HAPPY COULD YOU HAVE BEEN?
- BUT YOU'VE SEEN
THE CHANGE IN ME.
- NO, I KNOW, BUT...
YOU HAVE TO BE HAPPY.
I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE
THAT YOU REALLY ARE,
AND YOU'RE NOT JUST CONVENIENT
OR EASY RIGHT NOW.
- [laughs] THERE'S BEEN
NOTHING EASY ABOUT THIS.
- I THINK MY SISTER'S LONELY,
AND HAS MADE THIS DECISION...
PURELY BASED ON BEING LONELY.
IS HE A NICE PERSON?
- YEAH.
- DOES HE HAVE KIDS?
- TWO.
- AY-YI-YI-YI-YI.
YOU NEVER STOP SURPRISING ME.
- WELL, THAT'S GOOD.
- WANT ME TO HELP YOU
FINISH PACKING UP AT ALL?
- YEAH.
NOW'S PROBABLY THE BEST TIME
TO INTRODUCE HER TO KEN.
JUST SAY HI.
COME ON.
- I LOOK A NUT.
- NO, YOU DON'T.
- IF YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE
AND WANT TO MOVE IN WITH THEM,
YOU'RE GOING TO BE HAPPY
AND PROUD TO SHARE
THAT WITH EVERYONE.
WHY HAS SHE BEEN
HIDING THIS FROM ME?
- BE A BIG GIRL.
COME ON, LITTLE SISTER.
BE A BIG GIRL.
- NEXT ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES
OF BEVERLY HILLS...
- HEY, GUYS.
- HEY.
- HELLO.
OH, MY GOD.
YOU HAVE A WEDDING BAND?
- YOU HAVE TREATED ME SO POORLY
THAT IT IS EMBARRASSING.
- NO, I HAVEN'T. I HAVEN'T...
- YES, YOU HAVE.
[overlapping arguing]
- I DON'T LIKE THAT, OKAY?
HOLD ON, NO, YOU ASKED ME...
- TAYLOR...
- WE HAVE ALL PROTECTED YOU.
- ABOUT MY MARRIAGE?
- ABOUT WHAT YOU TALKED ABOUT
IN YOUR MARRIAGE.
- HOW COULD SOMEBODY
LIVE WITH SOMEBODY
THAT IS SO HORRIFIC...
- IF YOU CAN'T BE MY FRIENDS,
JUST PLEASE DON'T BE MY ENEMIES.
- WE DON'T SAY THAT HE HITS YOU.
WE DON'T SAY THAT,
BUT NOW WE'VE SAID IT.
- TO LEARN MORE
ABOUT THE HOUSEWIVES,
HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...
ARE YOU COMING
TO PANDORA'S PARTY?
- OF COURSE I'LL BE THERE.
- OH, MY GOD, THAT IS
THE CUTEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN.
- AND GIRLS, BEHAVE YOURSELVES.
FOR GOD'S SAKE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
- [yodeling]
- OH, KYLE.
[cheering]
- HOW DO YOU FEEL
ABOUT EVERYBODY ELSE
FINDING OUT ABOUT US?
BECAUSE YOU WERE PRETTY GOOD
ABOUT KEEPING THAT A SECRET.
- I REALLY DON'T CONSIDER IT
A SECRET.
I'VE BEEN DATING KEN
FOR ABOUT A YEAR.
I REALLY DIDN'T WANT
TO HEAR KYLE'S ADVICE.
YOU KNOW, I REALLY DIDN'T.
- A CERTAIN PERSON
THAT WE ALL KNOW
TOLD ME THAT
LISA IS VERY GOOD FRIENDS
WITH THE EDITOR OF US MAGAZINE.
HAVE YOU HEARD THIS
OR IS THIS TRUE?
- SERIOUSLY, YOUR SISTER'S
BEEN IN THE BATHROOM
SINCE SHE'S GOT HERE.
SHE'S WASTED. [bleep] YOU.
- SHE WASN'T WASTED.
I WAS FIXING HER MAKEUP.
- YES, SHE IS! ARE YOU KIDDING?
SHE'S [bleep]
CRACKED OUT OF HER MIND.
- SHE'S NOT.
YOU DON'T KNOW THAT.
WATCH YOUR MOUTH.
YOU DO NOT KNOW THAT.
[upbeat music]
- LIFE IN BEVERLY HILLS
IS A GAME,
AND I MAKE THE RULES.
- I'M NOT THE RICHEST GIRL
IN BEVERLY HILLS,
BUT I AM THE LUCKIEST.
- PEOPLE TRY TO FIGURE ME OUT,
BUT I'M ONE OF A KIND.
- I'VE FINALLY FOUND MY VOICE,
AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT.
- HAVING IT ALL IS EASY IF
YOU'RE WILLING TO WORK FOR IT.
- DIAMONDS AREN'T
A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND.
FREEDOM IS.
[lively music]
♪♪ ♪♪
- HI.
- HI.
WELCOME TO THE OFFICE.
- THANK YOU.
- YOU'RE HERE FOR THE LASER?
- YES.
- OKAY, WE'RE ALL SET FOR YOU.
WE'VE GOT YOUR CHART.
COME ON BACK.
- PAUL HAS INVITED ALL THE GIRLS
TO "PAUL'S NIGHT OF BEAUTY."
PERIODICALLY, PAUL WILL HOST
THESE BEAUTY NIGHTS
SO THAT HIS FRIENDS CAN TRY OUT
THE NEW TREATMENTS AVAILABLE.
ALL THE GIRLS ARE EITHER
DOING BOTOX OR FILLERS.
I'M GOING TO TRY TO HAVE
A LITTLE TREATMENT DONE
ON MY LOVE HANDLES.
I CALL THEM THAT TO TRY
TO MAKE THEM SOUND CUTER
THAN THEY ACTUALLY ARE.
[chuckles]
HOW ARE YOU?
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
MY LITTLE BUTTERCUP.
- YES, MY LITTLE MUFFIN TOP.
- I HATE THIS THING.
YOU KNOW, MY HUSBAND DOESN'T
WANT ME DOING THIS,
BUT IT'S INNOCENT ENOUGH.
- I MEAN, THIS IS NOT
A SURGICAL PROCEDURE.
YOU SEE IT TURNED ON?
- NO, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE
AN OCTOPUS, AND IT SCARES ME.
AND IT LOOKS LIKE
IT'S GOING TO BITE MY CHUB OFF.
OH, MY GOD.
- IT'S VISIBLE RED LIGHT.
IT CREATES A TEMPORARY PORE,
AN OPENING IN THE FAT CELL.
THEN THE FAT GETS OUT OF IT,
AND THEN YOU DRINK
A LOT OF FLUID,
AND SHE'LL GIVE YOU
ALL THE INSTRUCTIONS.
AND THEN, BASICALLY,
WHAT YOU'LL BE DOING WITH THIS
IS LOSING INCHES.
YOU'RE SHRINKING THE FAT CELLS,
BUT YOU'RE NOT
GETTING RID OF IT.
- OKAY.
- THIS, THOUGH,
YOU'LL HAVE TO DO
THREE TIMES A WEEK
FOR TWO WEEKS.
- OKAY.
- TO SEE IT WORK.
- IF IT WORKS, I WILL BE HERE.
I WILL BE LIVING HERE.
- WELL, REMEMBER, YOU'RE...
NO, IT'S NOT LIKE
YOU'RE GOING TO WALK OUT
AND ALL OF A SUDDEN,
YOU'VE LOST INCHES.
- I KNOW, I KNOW.
- YOUR MUFFIN TOP IS HERE.
IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING?
- THAT'S ANOTHER WHOLE PROBLEM.
- SO YOU HAVE THIS.
- ALL THIS STOMACH AREA.
ITS A LITTLE AWKWARD
TO SHOW PAUL MY MUFFIN TOP.
I DON'T EVEN LIKE
MAURICIO TO SEE IT.
I DON'T EVEN LIKE
TO LOOK AT THE MUFFIN TOP.
I DON'T WANT ANYONE ELSE
LOOKING AT IT.
- ALL RIGHT, SO YOU RELAX.
20 MINUTES ON THIS SIDE,
THEN TURN HER OVER.
SO WE'LL BASTE HER,
AND COOK HER FOR 20 MINUTES.
- I LOVE FEELING LIKE A TURKEY.
- CAN YOU ACTUALLY,
LIKE, MAYBE STOP MOVING?
- [sighs]
- [laughs]
- I DON'T KNOW HOW.
- LISA, COME WITH ME.
I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU
RIGHT OVER HERE.
- HAVE YOU SEEN KYLE?
- I THINK SHE'S IN ROOM ONE.
YUP. HELLO?
- HI.
- ACTUALLY, MS. TAYLOR...
[laughter]
- WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?
- WELL, PAUL...
- I WOULDN'T KISS YOU.
- WHAT'S PAUL UP TO?
- WHAT ARE YOU ACTUALLY DOING?
IS THIS NUMBING?
OR ICE CREAM?
- IT'S NUMBING. ICE CREAM.
[laughs] - OKAY.
NO, I HAVE SOME SNACKS
IN HERE, BUT YEAH,
PAUL, I THINK PAUL
IS GOING TO INJECT ME
WITH EVERYTHING HE'S GOT
IN THE WHOLE PLACE.
- YOU ATE THIS WEEK.
YOU ATE LAST WEEK.
- YEAH, PAUL'S SUPER EXCITED.
- WHAT'S HE DOING?
- I DON'T... HE'S GOING
TO PUT DYSPORT AND...
- LIKE BOTOX?
- FILLER, FILLER IN HERE.
- WHY ARE YOU GOING
TO DO FILLER?
YOU NEED TO EAT AS WELL,
DARLING.
- LOOK AT THIS.
- I KNOW.
YEAH, BUT IT'S STILL THERE.
- WHEN LISA TELLS ME
JUST TO EAT,
IT'S ANNOYING, ACTUALLY,
BECAUSE I HAVE
A GENETICALLY THIN FACE,
AND IT DOESN'T MATTER
HOW MUCH I EAT.
IT'S NOT GOING TO GO TO MY FACE.
I'VE GOT BAD NEWS FOR YOU,
SO FILL IT UP.
- HELLO.
- HI.
- HELLO, DARLING.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- OH, FOOD.
- MM-HMM.
- SO WHAT ARE WE DOING ON YOU?
- NOTHING.
- YOU CAME TO DO A FACIAL?
- NO.
I'M GOING TO THE RESTAURANT.
SOME OF US HAVE A JOB, YOU KNOW.
I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING
AT PAUL'S TONIGHT
BECAUSE I WORK WITH THE PUBLIC.
I DON'T WANT TO BE KIND OF
PUFFY, AND RED,
AND SWOLLEN, AND YOU KNOW...
BUT I'M VERY EXCITED.
I WANT TO SEE WHAT
THE GIRLS ARE DOING.
[upbeat music]
♪♪ ♪♪
- OKAY, ELIZABETH, I'LL BE BACK.
- YEAH.
- I'M GOING TO HAVE A NEW FACE.
OKAY. [laughs]
PAUL AND ADRIENNE... I LOVE THEM.
I WOULDN'T HAVE MISSED IT.
[cell phone rings]
OH.
[horn honks] OOH!
HELLO? - HI, KIM.
- HI, PAUL. HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M FANTASTIC.
WHERE ARE YOU, GIRL?
- I... I'VE BEEN PACKING
SINCE EARLY THIS MORNING,
LATE LAST NIGHT.
I'M SO SORRY.
I NEVER WANTED TO BE LATE
FOR YOU OR ADRIENNE.
I'M NEVER LATE,
ESPECIALLY FOR YOU AND PAUL.
- ARE YOU AT HOME STILL?
- NO, I'M NOT AT HOME.
I'M HALFWAY THERE, YOU KNOW,
ON THE OUTSKIRTS.
BUT, UM, I WANTED TO...
DO YOU HAVE A COUPLE MINUTES?
- I HAVE A FEW MINUTES NOW, SO...
- I KNOW WE TALKED LAST TIME,
YOU'RE LIKE, YOU KNOW,
HONESTLY, YOU DON'T
REALLY NEED ANYTHING,
BUT I WAS JUST CURIOUS...
I WAS THINKING SOMETHING.
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE
COME TO YOU AND DO?
- WELL, I MEAN,
TONIGHT, FIRST OF ALL,
IS MORE OF THE NONSURGICAL.
IT'S, UH...
FOR EXAMPLE, IF YOU HAVE
SOME SMILE LINES,
OR YOU WANT TO HAVE A LITTLE
BIT MORE VOLUME IN YOUR LIP.
- I... I MIGHT WANT
TO DO A LITTLE WITH MY...
I'M JUST AFRAID BECAUSE
WHEN TAYLOR AND I
HAD THAT FIGHT LAST YEAR,
AND I SAID SOMETHING
THAT WASN'T VERY NICE.
WHY DON'T YOU GO BLOW UP
YOUR LIPS SOME MORE?
- ENOUGH, ENOUGH, ENOUGH!
- I'M AFRAID I'LL HAVE SOME SORT
OF ALLERGIC REACTION
AND MY LIPS WILL BLOW UP
REALLY BAD OR SOMETHING.
BUT I WOULD LOVE
TO DO IT THOUGH.
A LITTLE BIT. BUT JUST A LITTLE.
[upbeat music]
- HERE, DO YOU GUYS WANT
TO COME IN AND WATCH OR WHAT?
- I DO.
- OKAY, SMILE FOR ME, HUN.
- ALL RIGHT, RELAX. RELAX.
- WHAT'S THIS? BOTOX?
- THIS IS DYSPORT, WHICH
IS THE SAME THING AS BOTOX.
DYSPORT, YEAH.
- WHO ELSE IS HERE?
- ADRIENNE WILL BE
IN A FEW MINUTES.
- IS KIM HERE?
- AND KIM WILL BE HERE IN
ABOUT 20 MINUTES.
- IS CAMILLE COMING?
CAMILLE'S HAD
A HORRIBLE DAY, I KNOW.
I SPOKE TO HER EARLIER.
- SHE... I JUST TALKED
TO HER A LITTLE BIT AGO.
- IS SHE COMING?
- SHE DOESN'T WANT TO LEAVE
HER HOUSE RIGHT NOW.
- KELSEY HAS JUST ASKED FOR
PRIMARY CUSTODY OF THE KIDS,
SO SHE WANTED TO STAY HOME
AND BE WITH HER KIDS TONIGHT.
[line ringing,
Lisa speaks indistinctly]
- HEY.
- HI, CAMILLE.
- HEY, DARLING.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- UM, I'M OKAY. I'M REALLY SAD.
TODAY WAS A REALLY TOUGH DAY.
- WHAT HAPPENED?
- I SPENT A FEW HOURS
WITH MY ATTORNEY.
YOU KNOW, COMING FROM KELSEY.
I MEAN, IT'S TOUGH.
- I'M SORRY
YOU'RE GOING THROUGH THAT.
- HAVE YOU SPOKEN TO HIM AT ALL
OR IS IT JUST HIS LAWYER?
- NO, IT'S HIS LAWYER.
HE WON'T SPEAK WITH ME.
AND I THINK, YOU KNOW...
- THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
WHAT'S HE GOING TO DO?
- WE NEED TO TALK,
AND IF WE'RE GOING
TO RAISE OUR KIDS PROPERLY...
WE NEED COMMUNICATION.
THIS IS MY BIGGEST PROBLEM.
THIS IS WHAT I'M HAVING
A REALLY HARD TIME WITH
BECAUSE KELSEY RIGHT NOW
IS CALLING ALL THE SHOTS
WITH THE KIDS,
AND NO, I'M SORRY.
YOU DON'T JUST LEAVE ME
AND THE KIDS, AND THEN, YOU
KNOW, TRY TO CALL ALL THE SHOTS.
- ALL RIGHT, DARLING, LISTEN,
WE'RE JUST CHECKING UP ON...
- I'M SORRY YOU'RE
GOING THROUGH THIS, CAMILLE.
- THANK YOU.
- BYE, CAMILLE.
- I FEEL VERY BAD FOR CAMILLE.
THAT, TO ME, WOULD BE SOMETHING
VERY, VERY HARD TO BEAR.
I JUST GOT AN EMAIL
FROM RUSSELL.
WELL, HE DOESN'T EVEN TALK TO ME
BECAUSE HE KNOWS THE WAY
I FEEL ABOUT HIM, RIGHT?
- MM-HMM.
- SEE, LOOK.
"HERE'S THE REAL STORY,
SO NO NEED TO WORRY."
- THE ORIGINAL STORY
THAT CAME OUT
WAS THAT RUSSELL AND TAYLOR
HAD BROKEN UP,
AND THEIR MARRIAGE WAS OVER.
- "DON'T BELIEVE THE RUMOR MILL.
"WE HAVE NOT SPLIT.
"WE'RE ABSOLUTELY NOT SEPARATED.
"OUR RELATIONSHIP IS
IN A GOOD PLACE RIGHT NOW.
"WE'RE REALLY HAPPY.
"WE ARE VERY MUCH IN LOVE,
AND HAVE NO IDEA
"WHERE ANY OF THE FALSE STORIES
ABOUT US ARE COMING FROM.
"OUR MARRIAGE
IS STRONGER THAN EVER,
AND OUR BUSINESS WAS UP 900%."
WHY HAS HE SENT THAT TO ME?
DID YOU GET IT? - NO.
- I'M TOTALLY CONFUSED, I MEAN...
- I DON'T KNOW.
- ALL THE STORIES I'M HEARING,
AND I'M NOT INVOLVED,
AND THEN I GET THAT?
I'M CONFUSED.
IS THIS BECAUSE I...
EXTENDED A HAND TO HER,
YOU KNOW, A SUBTLE WAY OF SAYING
I SHOULDN'T INTERFERE.
I HAVE NO IDEA, ANYWAY.
I'M CONFUSED.
- RUSSELL SENT LISA THE EMAIL
BECAUSE HE THOUGHT THAT
LISA WAS BEHIND
THIS STORY GETTING OUT.
I REALLY WANT TO STAY OUT OF IT.
THIS IS BETWEEN TAYLOR AND LISA.
- AH, TROUBLE'S ARRIVED.
- HELLO.
- [laughs]
- HOW WAS LAST NIGHT?
- HOW ARE YOU?
- IT WAS AMAZING.
- HOW WAS
PANDORA'S BEAUTIFUL NIGHT?
- IT WAS FANTASTIC.
I REALLY WISH YOU'D BEEN THERE.
- I KNOW, I'M SORRY.
- SHE'S MOVING AS WELL.
- LAST NIGHT,
I PACKED FROM 7:45...
- ON YOUR OWN?
- NO, I'VE GOT A GIRL
HELPING ME, AND... AND... AND A GUY.
- WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
- WHEN I TELL MY KIDS...
- NEARER?
- I KNOW WHERE I'M MOVING TO.
I'M JUST NOT READY
TO TELL KYLE YET.
WHEN MY KIDS
AND I TALK ABOUT IT,
BECAUSE I DON'T WANT...
IT'S ALWAYS BEEN
A JOINT DECISION,
AND I HAVEN'T REALLY
HAD ANY HELP,
SO ONCE WE ALL TALK ABOUT IT,
THEN...
- EVERY TIME SHE AVOIDS SAYING
WHERE SHE'S GOING TO MOVE,
I HAVE A FEELING THAT
SHE'S NOT COMING CLOSER.
- WHAT IS GOING ON WITH
THE SEANCE FOR TOMORROW NIGHT?
- FIRST OF ALL, I FEEL TOO MANY
THINGS FROM THE OTHER SIDE.
I FEEL TOO MANY OF THEM.
I'M... THEY'RE ALWAYS WITH ME.
- SO THEN, IT SHOULDN'T MAKE
A DIFFERENCE.
THEY CAN JOIN US.
I'VE INVITED ALL THE GIRLS
TO A SEANCE AT MY HOUSE.
KIM IS THE ONLY ONE
WHO HAS NOT RSVPed.
- I'M AFRAID THAT SOMETHING
MIGHT COME TO ME
AND WILL LEAVE ME.
AND SECOND OF ALL,
IT REALLY IS...
- I'M CONFUSED.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "INSIDE YOU"?
- NOBODY'S GOING
TO COME INSIDE YOU.
- I DON'T UNDERSTAND
THE WHOLE SEANCE THING.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT.
- IT'S NO DIFFERENT THAN...
- LET ME FINISH.
IT'S AGAINST MY RELIGION.
- HI, HOW ARE YOU?
NICE TO MEET YOU.
I'M YOUR SISTER.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
THE SEANCE IS
AGAINST YOUR RELIGION?
I MEAN, COME ON. - IT REALLY IS.
- YOU TALK TO REBECCA
ALL THE TIME.
YOU GUYS TALK TO REBECCA.
- HI. NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
I BROUGHT MOM.
- YOU BROUGHT MOM?
- I DID, TOO.
- YOU LOVE HER? YEAH.
- I DON'T DO THIS SORT OF THING.
NOT LIKE... I DON'T.
- THIS GIRL HAS AN EXCUSE
FOR EVERYTHING.
[as Kim] I CAN'T COME BECAUSE
OF MY RELIGION.
AND I GOT LARYNGITIS.
YOU KNOW, I'M LATE.
I-I'M MOVING.
[normal voice]
I MEAN, WHAT IS THIS?
IT'S CONSTANT.
- I LOVE THAT YOU WANT ME THERE,
AND I'M GRATEFUL, AND I...
- WELL, JUST COME
AND DON'T PARTICIPATE.
- I HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT.
I REALLY...
- DOESN'T SEEM LIKE
IT'S ABOUT THE SEANCE.
SHE WAS ALL GUNG HO
TO GO BEFORE TO REBECCA.
I THINK SHE'S MORE SCARED
OF THE WOMEN IN THIS GROUP
THAN GHOSTS.
- COMING UP...
- NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE.
YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL ABOUT
MAKING SURE YOU'RE NOT MIXING
ANYTHING WITH THIS.
- ARE YOU... ARE YOU
DRINKING ANY ALCOHOL?
[lively music]
♪♪ ♪♪
- HELLO.
- HELLO!
- WOW, WHAT DID YOU GET DONE?
FILLER AND DYSPORT.
- YOU LOOK GOOD.
BUT MAINLY FILLER.
LOOKS GOOD, DOESN'T IT?
- YEAH, REALLY GOOD.
- HI.
- HI.
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
- I WAS JUST GOING
TO DO JUST A TEENY BIT.
- YOU DON'T NEED IT.
- BUT I WAS AFRAID BECAUSE
I WAS A NAUGHTY GIRL LAST YEAR
AND I GOT MAD AND I CALLED
SOMEBODY A BLOWFISH.
- A BLOWFISH.
- AND THEN, I'M AFRAID I'LL HAVE
AN ALLERGIC REACTION
AND THEN LOOK LIKE DONALD DUCK.
- WHERE'S STEPHANIE?
- THANK YOU, PAUL.
I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.
I'LL SEE YOU AT THE SEANCE.
- ALL RIGHT, BYE, HONEY.
AND LOOK, LISTEN.
YOU LOOK GREAT.
ANY PROBLEMS, CALL ME. - I WILL.
OKAY, GUYS...
- NOW ONE... BEFORE YOU GO,
WHY WOULD RUSSELL EMAIL ME?
- I DON'T KNOW. WHAT DID HE SAY?
- I JUST EMAILED HIM BACK.
- "HERE'S THE REAL STORY."
- MAYBE HE EMAILED EVERYONE.
- NO, IT'S JUST ME.
- OH, WELL...
I DON'T HAVE TIME
TO TALK ABOUT THIS NOW. [laughs]
I'M LATE. BUT, UM, I'LL ASK HIM.
HE'S GOING TO COME
BY THE SEANCE, SO ASK HIM.
I HAVE TO LEAVE. I'M LATE.
RUSSELL SENT HER THE EMAIL
BECAUSE HE HAD SOME INKLING
THAT SHE WAS LEAKING INFORMATION
ABOUT OUR MARRIAGE TO THE PRESS.
SO IN HIS MIND, I GUESS
HE THOUGHT IF HE TOLD HER
EVERYTHING WAS HUNKY-DORY,
THEN SHE WOULD RELAY THAT
TO THE PRESS AS WELL.
- I'M GOING TO TAKE
YOUR SISTER BACK.
DID YOU WANT TO GO OR...
- OKAY, I'M GOING TO COME IN
AND WATCH, AND SUGGEST...
- OH, NO, YOU'RE NOT.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
- YOU'RE COMING, YOU'RE COMING.
YOU'LL DO THIS, YOU'RE... YOU'RE
- YOU PROMISE JUST TO LISTEN
TO WHAT HE RECOMMENDS?
- I WANT YOUR INPUT.
- WELL, THAT'S WHAT
I WAS GOING TO GIVE, MY INPUT.
- OKAY.
- I'M GOING TO STAY HERE
AND EAT, ACTUALLY.
AND THEN I'LL BE THERE
IN A MINUTE.
'CAUSE THIS IS MORE FUN TO ME
RIGHT NOW, TO BE HONEST.
[laughs] JUST SIT HERE
AND EAT THIS.
- OKAY. WE'LL BE BACK.
- GO EASY ON THE LIPS, PAUL.
- ALL RIGHT,
WE'LL GO EASY ON HER.
WE'RE GOING TO TALK
ABOUT A FEW THINGS.
- PUT AN IMPLANT IN.
- PUT AN IMPLANT IN?
- IT'LL BE FINE.
BUT SHE'S BEING ALL,
"I DON'T WANT YOUR INPUT."
- SHE DOESN'T WANT YOUR INPUT?
- SHE'S JUST BEING SILLY.
I DON'T KNOW.
- SHE DOESN'T WANT TO COME
TO THE SEANCE.
- BECAUSE IT'S AGAINST
HER RELIGION.
- SHE HAS TO COME.
- BUT GETTING THIS DONE,
AND GOING TO REBECCA...
- OH, COME ON. IT'LL BE FUN.
- ALL OF A SUDDEN,
SHE'S MOTHER TERESA.
HALLELUJAH.
- BUT WHY DOESN'T
SHE WANT TO GO?
- I DON'T KNOW.
WHY DIDN'T SHE GO
TO PANDORA'S PARTY?
WHY DIDN'T SHE GO
TO YOUR BARBECUE?
- I DON'T KNOW. [laughs]
YOU TELL ME.
- ALL RIGHT, YOUNG LADY.
- OKAY.
- FIRST, BEFORE WE DO ANYTHING,
I NEED LITTLE BIT
OF HOUSEKEEPING.
- OKAY.
- AM I ALLOWED
TO ASK YOUR AGE OR NOT?
- YES, I'M 46.
- A LOT YOUNGER THAN ME.
- HOW OLD ARE YOU?
- UH, 48.
- WOW, WHOPPING TWO YEARS.
- [laughs]
- UH, MEDICATIONS?
ANYTHING AT ALL?
- I'M ON TRAZADONE, TOPAMAX,
AND I JUST STARTED LEXAPRO.
- OKAY, ALL THREE.
- YEAH.
- I'M GLAD YOU TOLD ME THIS
BECAUSE NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE,
ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE MIXING IT
WITH THE OTHER MEDICATIONS.
IT'S GOING TO MAKE YOU SLUR
THE WORDS A LITTLE BIT.
- OKAY.
- IT'S GOING TO MAKE YOU
OUT OF IT A LITTLE BIT.
- RIGHT.
- AND I'VE HAD PATIENTS COME IN
THAT HAVE BEEN ON TWO OR THREE
OF THESE COMBINED,
AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE DRUNK.
LIKE, RIGHT NOW,
WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU,
YOUR EYES RIGHT NOW... YOU'RE,
LIKE, ABOUT HALF-CLOSED ALREADY.
- YEAH.
IN OTHER WORDS, YOU HAD THAT
SEDATED LOOK ON YOU RIGHT NOW.
THE OTHER THING
IS YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL
ABOUT MAKING SURE YOU'RE NOT
MIXING ANYTHING WITH THIS.
- NO.
- ARE YOU DRINKING ANY ALCOHOL?
- NO, NONE.
- OKAY.
- I HAVEN'T HAD ANY
FOR A LONG TIME.
- A WHILE?
- YEAH. [laughs]
- ALL RIGHT.
- TO MIX ANYTHING
WITH THOSE MEDICATIONS... I...
- IT'D BE DANGEROUS.
- VERY DANGEROUS.
I'M NOT MIXING
ANYTHING WITH THEM.
PAUL IS JUST A GREAT GUY,
AND HE WAS CONCERNED.
BUT LIKE I EXPLAINED TO HIM,
I'M NOT...
I'M NOT... I HAVEN'T HAD
ANYTHING TO DRINK, YOU KNOW.
I ONLY TAKE THE PRESCRIPTION
THAT THE DOCTOR GAVE ME.
- I'M JUST SAYING
IT MIGHT BE A GOOD TIME
TO SIT DOWN
WITH THE PSYCHIATRIST
AND GO THROUGH EVERYTHING AGAIN.
THAT ONE, YOU KNOW,
THIS EQUILIBRIUM,
YOU'RE LOSING YOUR BALANCE.
TWO, UM, ESPECIALLY
WITH YOU DRIVING,
YOU'RE BEING TOO SEDATED
FROM MEDICATION.
I'M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW.
AND THIS IS WHY
I WAS GOING, YOU KNOW,
"IS SHE ON SOMETHING RIGHT NOW?"
AND ALL THAT,
SOME OF THESE COMMENTS,
BECAUSE IT'S THE DAMN
MEDICATION.
- I'M SO SORRY.
- KIM, IT'S OKAY, HONEY.
- 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW,
IT'S A NICE AIRPORT,
AND I LOVE THE PLANES OVER
THERE, SO, YOU KNOW.
- SHE SOUNDED LIKE
SHE WAS INTOXICATED.
- I AM AFRAID THAT PEOPLE
THINK I'M DRINKING.
AND I'M NOT... I HOPE THAT I CAN
STAY NOT DRINKING.
UM, BECAUSE I LIKE
THE WAY I FEEL WHEN I DON'T.
- WHAT'S HAPPENING
WITH TAYLOR AND RUSSELL?
WHY ARE THEY SAYING THEY'RE
HAPPY AND THEY'RE NEVER?
ARE THEY?
- I REALLY FEEL THAT IT'S
NOBODY'S BUSINESS, THE PUBLIC...
- BUT THEN, HOW DID IT
GET OUT OF THERE?
HOW DID IT GET OUT
THAT THEY BROKE UP?
- SOMEONE GAVE THE STORY OUT.
- BUT THEY HAVEN'T BROKEN UP,
SO THERE'S NO POINT.
WHAT A MYSTERY.
- WELL, YEAH, I MEAN,
IT'S A MYSTERY.
- WE'VE KNOWN HER A LOT LONGER
AND WE... KIM, MYSELF
AND CAMILLE...
AREN'T CLOSE TO HER AT ALL.
- CAMILLE HAS LUNCH AND DINNER
WITH HER.
- NO.
- YES, THEY DO, LISA.
YEAH, THEY DO.
YOU JUST TOLD ME...
- THEY HAVE ONE TIME.
- RIGHT.
CAMILLE. SO WHAT
DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?
CAMILLE TO TAYLOR,
TAYLOR TO CAMILLE.
I MEAN, THEY DO.
- NO, BUT THAT WAS
THE ONLY TIME.
- THAT'S NOT TRUE.
- I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY KYLE
THINKS CAMILLE AND TAYLOR
ARE CLOSE WHEN CAMILLE
HAS SPECIFICALLY SAID
SHE NEVER SEES HER
OR SPEAKS TO HER.
WELL, I DON'T CARE.
- WELL, I'M JUST TELLING YOU
THAT IT'S NOT THE CASE.
I FEEL LIKE LISA IS NOT LIKING
THAT I AM TELLING HER
THAT WHAT SHE'S SAYING IS WRONG.
BUT I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT
THEY'RE FRIENDS,
AND THEY TALK ALL THE TIME.
- ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING TO GO.
I'LL SEE YOU LATER, THEN.
- BYE.
- CIAO.
- BYE, THANK YOU, DARLING.
- LOWER YOUR CHIN
JUST A LITTLE BIT RIGHT HERE.
[camera clicks]
[knocking on door] - [laughs]
- HELLO.
DID YOU START YET?
- NO, WE'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT...
LET ME JUST GRAB A BATTERY.
HERE, YOU GUYS COME IN.
I'M JUST GOING TO GET A BATTERY.
- WHAT CAN... MAY I ASK WHAT
YOU'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT,
MY DEAR?
- ALL THE MEDICATION
THAT I'M ON.
AND HE SAID I LOOKED LIKE
I WAS ON SOMETHING.
- RIGHT NOW?
- YES, AND I'M JUST SAYING,
SOMETIMES,
THE COCKTAILS THAT THEY
GIVE YOU AREN'T GREAT.
AND IT TAKES A WHILE
FOR THE DOCTORS
TO FIND THE RIGHT COCKTAIL.
- MAYBE THAT'S NOT
A GOOD CHOICE OF WORDS.
- YEAH. [laughs]
- WHY DON'T WE CHANGE
THE WORDING ON THAT?
- THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
- EVEN THOUGH I'M CONCERNED
ABOUT KIM'S MEDICATIONS,
IT'S NOT GOING TO INTERFERE
WITH THE PROCEDURES
THAT I'M GOING
TO DO ON HER TODAY.
- OH, BOY.
- FUNNY, I'VE BEEN
IN THIS ROOM BEFORE
WITH ANOTHER GIRLFRIEND
OF MINE. [chuckles]
- REALLY?
- ACTUALLY, LIKE, STANDING
RIGHT HERE, HOLDING HER HAND.
OH, AND WHERE IS YOUR LITTLE...
[laughs]
- IS THAT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN?
- WHAT HAPPENED?
- THAT?
- YEAH. WHAT? [laughs]
AND OF COURSE, SHE MADE SOME
VERY NICE COMMENTS, TOO.
- WELL, BUT... BUT THE REASON
WHY IS BECAUSE I SAW...
- [imitating Adrienne] IS IT
SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE THAT?
- NOW, CAN I SAY SOMETHING?
- I DON'T THINK HE'S EVER DONE
THAT BEFORE.
- NO, BECAUSE THE PROBLEM
IS YOU HAVE A HUGE BUMP
COMING OUT OF THE SIDE
OF HER FACE.
- MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T BE TALKING
ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW.
- THAT'S LOCAL MEDICINE.
- OKAY, WELL...
- YOU'RE MAKING HER NERVOUS.
- KIM! SHH, SHH, SHH. KIM.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "SHH"?
- YOU'RE TALKING TOO MUCH,
AND HE'S TRYING TO WORK
ON YOUR FACE.
DO YOU REALLY
WANT TO KEEP TALKING?
- KYLE, YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER,
THANKS.
JUST KNOCK IT OFF.
YOU WANT TO TALK TO YOUR KIDS
LIKE THAT?
GO AHEAD.
I'M A BIG GIRL.
- IF HE'S GOING TO BE PUTTING
NEEDLES IN YOUR FACE,
YOU HAVE TO BE... RELAX.
- WELL, RIGHT NOW HE'S NOT.
AND IF I SEE A NEEDLE,
I KNOW WHEN TO BE QUIET.
BUT THANKS.
- OKAY, I'M GOING
TO GO AHEAD AND...
PAUL, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- YOU'RE LEAVING?
- YEAH.
- BYE, HONEY.
- BYE. SEE YOU LATER.
BYE. GOOD LUCK. - LOVE YOU, BYE.
- ALL RIGHT, BYE.
- I REALLY DON'T...
I DON'T LIKE BIG LIPS.
- NOW, YOU MAY SWELL UP A LITTLE
BIT, BUT IT'LL COME DOWN.
JUST ICE IT A LITTLE BIT.
- HE DOESN'T DO THAT.
- ADRIENNE, WOULD YOU WANT
TO PUT ON SOME GLOVES
SO YOU COULD HELP ME?
- WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO DO?
- HOLD HER DOWN. [laughs]
OH, MY GOD. - OKAY.
SMILE. - SMILE?
- SMILE HIGH. RELAX.
- OH, GOD.
- BREATHE, HOLD YOUR BREATH.
- I'LL HOLD YOUR HAND.
- [gasps]
- OKAY.
- ARE YOU DONE, PAUL?
- WITH THE DYSPORT, YEAH.
- I THINK YOU SHOULD BE DONE.
IT LOOKED LIKE SHE WAS IN PAIN,
AND IT MADE ME UNCOMFORTABLE
TO SEE HER IN PAIN.
- IS THIS GOING TO HURT ME?
- NO, THIS ACTUALLY...
- [gasps]
- OH, BOY, PAUL.
- I'M A FACIAL PLASTIC SURGEON.
I CAN'T STOP, OTHERWISE
THE PERSON WILL BE ASYMMETRIC.
I GOT TO KEEP GOING.
HOW ABOUT SOME ICE NOW?
CAN I HAVE THE ICE?
- PERFECT TIMING, PAUL.
- COME BACK FOR MORE, HUH?
- YOU'RE REALLY GOING
TO DO THAT, NOW?
- I WANT NO INTERFERENCE.
- COMMON SENSE IN LIFE
IS NOT SO COMMON.
- IT'S GOOD YOU MAKE COMMENTS
RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE
OF DOING THIS,
THAT'S... IT'S REALLY GOOD TIMING.
ADRIENNE TELLING ME
HOW TO DO MY JOB...
THAT'S NOTHING NEW.
OKAY, WELL THE GOOD NEWS
IS WE'RE DONE.
- ARE YOU COMPLETELY DONE?
- MM-HMM.
- WOO-HOO. GOOD JOB, GIRL.
YOU LOOK GOOD. HOLD ON.
- AND TAKE IT OFF.
- [gasps] AND KARMA.
THESE THINGS BLEW UP.
BUT THANK YOU, PAUL. LOVE YOU.
- COMING UP...
- I'M SO MAD AT LISA RIGHT NOW.
SHE IS SAYING AROUND TOWN
THAT I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS.
[upbeat music]
♪♪ ♪♪
[cell phone rings]
- HELLO?
- BRANDI?
HEY, IT'S KYLE. HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M GOOD, THANKS.
YOU KNOW, TONIGHT,
IS MY SEANCE, AND...
- YEAH, WELL, I HEARD.
- YEAH, WELL, I TOLD ADRIENNE
TO INVITE YOU A WHILE BACK,
AND I KNOW YOU AND I HAD OUR,
UM, LITTLE DIFFERENCES,
BUT I'D REALLY
LIKE YOU TO COME TONIGHT,
AND I HOPE YOU'RE GOING
TO BE ABLE TO MAKE IT.
- WELL, THANK YOU
FOR CALLING ME.
IT MEANS A LOT.
I WOULD REALLY
WOULD LIKE TO COME,
AND HOPEFULLY, WE CAN START OVER
BECAUSE I DON'T THINK IT COULD
GET MUCH WORSE.
I DON'T WANT IT TO.
- WELL, I THINK
THAT WOULD BE GREAT.
WE'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT.
7:00 AT MY HOUSE.
OKAY. BYE, BRANDI.
- ALL RIGHT, THANKS FOR CALLING.
OKAY, BYE.
- [whispering] SHE'S COMING.
- HEY, CAN YOU DO THIS COLOR?
- AND I'LL FIX THAT OTHER TOE.
- WELL, WHAT HAPPENED?
- WELL, NO, BECAUSE
I HADN'T INVITED HER.
I TOLD ADRIENNE TO INVITE HER
BECAUSE I HAD MET HER
THROUGH ADRIENNE.
- YEAH. IS SHE FRIENDS
WITH ADRIENNE?
- YEAH, SO THEN WE HAD A LITTLE
DISAGREEMENT ONE NIGHT.
I TOLD YOU, WE HAD A LITTLE
DISAGREEMENT.
- ABOUT?
- UH...
I DON'T WANT TO GET
INTO DETAILS,
BUT IT WAS JUST NOT VERY NICE.
IT'S VERY CLEAR, BY THE WAY.
- YEAH, SO IS EVERYTHING ELSE
TONIGHT.
- WHAT IS... WHAT IS THAT?
- YOUR SISTER IS... IS WASTED.
- YOU KNOW NOTHING
ABOUT MY SISTER!
- WATCH YOUR STEP!
- WATCH YOUR [bleep] MOUTH!
Both: YOU KNOW WHAT?
- THE EXACT SAME PROBLEMS YOU
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS,
THE SAME EXACT THING
HAPPENS TO ME.
ALL THESE YEARS LATER.
CAREFUL, YOUR TOE'S WET.
- WAIT, DID YOU...
- IT'S EMBARRASSING,
BUT IT'S TRUE.
NOW I HAVE TO DO MY NAILS.
LET YOURS DRY,
AND I HAVE TO DO MINE. - OKAY.
- [imitating a ghost] WHOO.
THERE'S A SPIRIT HERE.
IT'S EARLY.
KYLE...
- SORRY, I'M WITH WET HAIR
AND TRYING TO GET READY.
- [laughs] YOU'RE SO CUTE.
STOPPED BY TO SEE IF YOU
NEEDED ANY HELP.
- NO, I, UH... SORRY
THERE'S NO FURNITURE YET.
- FOOD, WINE?
- NO, I'VE GOT ALL... I'VE GOT
ALL THE FOOD, THE WINE...
- I SAW BERNIE'S HERE SO
THE FOOD'S OBVIOUSLY COVERED.
I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE
YOU'RE OKAY FIRST, AND THEN,
NOW IT HAS TO BE,
OF COURSE, ABOUT ME.
I'M SO MAD AT LISA RIGHT NOW.
AND I'M WORRIED
TO SEE HER TONIGHT,
BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN,
LIKE, GET THROUGH THE NIGHT
WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING.
- WHAT HAPPENED?
- I HAVE HEARD FROM A COUPLE
DIFFERENT PEOPLE
THAT SHE IS SAYING AROUND TOWN
THAT I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS.
- KIM, MYSELF, AND CAMILLE
AREN'T CLOSE TO HER AT ALL.
- CAMILLE HAS LUNCH
AND DINNER WITH HER.
- NO.
- YES, THEY DO, LISA.
- NO.
- YEAH, THEY DO.
- CAMILLE TOLD ME THAT LISA
PHONED HER,
SAYING THAT I DON'T HAVE
FRIENDS.
WHAT IS THE POINT OF THAT?
WHAT... ARE WE IN SIXTH GRADE
WHERE WE'RE, LIKE,
COUNTING HOW MANY FRIENDS
EVERYBODY HAS?
IT HURTS MY FEELINGS SO BADLY.
- YEAH, I REALLY THINK
YOU NEED TO TALK TO HER.
YOU REALLY DO, TAYLOR.
- YOU KNOW SHE SCARES ME BECAUSE
SHE'S SUPER INTIMIDATING.
- WHY WOULD SHE SC... WHY? WHY?
- BECAUSE I'VE SEEN HER WHEN
SHE GETS ANGRY WITH SOMEONE...
I MEAN, LOOK AT WHAT
SHE HAS DONE WITH CEDRIC.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
WENT DOWN WITH THEM...
- YEAH, BUT WHAT DO YOU CARE?
BE HONEST WITH HER.
- WELL, I JUST DON'T
WANT HER DOING,
YOU KNOW, GOING AROUND TOWN,
AND, YOU KNOW,
BEING MEAN ABOUT ME.
SHE'S SAID PLENTY OF OTHER
THINGS ABOUT ME IN THE PAST,
BUT THAT'S ONE THAT
REALLY HITS HOME FOR ME
BECAUSE I DO HAVE FRIENDS,
AND IT'S AN INSULT TO MY FRIENDS
THAT SHE'S NOW SAYING THAT
THEY'RE NOT FRIENDS TO ME.
I HAVE DONE NOTHING
BUT BE KIND TO HER
AND TRY MY VERY BEST
TO MAKE HER LIKE ME.
AND IT'S GETTING TO THE POINT...
- WELL, MAYBE THAT'S
THE PROBLEM.
BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT?
MAYBE SHE PREYS ON WEAK PEOPLE.
AND THE TRUTH IS,
YOU NEED TO STAND UP
AND SPEAK UP FOR YOURSELF.
- I FEEL LIKE FOR ME, IT'S
LIKE AN ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM.
- THERE'S A WAY
YOU CAN HANDLE IT
WHERE IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE
A BIG PROBLEM, YOU KNOW.
MAYBE BEING AROUND OTHER PEOPLE
WILL GIVE YOU STRENGTH.
I DON'T SEE YOU DOING...
- DO YOU SEE THIS TURNING
INTO A BIG PROBLEM?
YES.
[laughs] I KNOW THAT LOOK.
- SHE DOESN'T TAKE
CRITICISM WELL,
BUT I DON'T THINK
IT'LL BE A BIG BLOW-UP.
YOU KNOW, YOU CAN SAY THAT AND
LET HER KNOW, AND THEN MOVE ON.
- DO YOU THINK IT'S BAD,
THOUGH, ENERGY FOR ME
TO SAY SOMETHING TO LISA
AND THEN US TO HAVE
SPIRITS COMING?
THAT MAKES ME NERVOUS.
- I WOULDN'T DO IT
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SEANCE.
- NO.
- OBVIOUSLY, IN BEVERLY HILLS,
YOU DO BECOME PARANOID
BECAUSE PEOPLE TALK
BEHIND YOUR BACK ALL THE TIME.
- THANKS, KYLE.
- BYE.
- BYE.
[upbeat music]
♪♪ ♪♪
- ARE YOU FINDING SOME ENERGY?
- YEAH, LOTS OF IT, ACTUALLY.
UNSEEN GUESTS ALREADY HERE.
- OH, WOW.
- SEE?
I'M GLAD BECAUSE I WAS HOPING
THAT WE'D GET SOME ACTIVITY.
THAT'S WHY I BROUGHT THIS.
THIS IS THE BEST ONE BECAUSE
IT'S MAGNETIC ENERGY.
- VERSUS ELECTRIC.
- ELECTRIC'S NOT WHAT
I'M LOOKING FOR.
I'M LOOKING FOR MAGNETIC ENERGY.
THAT'S WHY
ON THE TAPE RECORDERS,
WITH THE LITTLE TAPES, THERE,
PEOPLE CAN GET
THEIR VOICES ON THERE
BECAUSE IT'S MAGNETIC ENERGY.
IT'S MAGNETIC TAPE.
WATCH, YOU CAN TELL.
IF WE'RE GOING TO GO
BY THE FIRE, THERE'S NOTHING.
- RIGHT.
- OKAY?
BUT IF WE COME OVER HERE,
WE START TO GET
ALL OF THAT ENERGY.
- REBECCA IS A PSYCHIC
THAT I'VE KNOWN FOR A FEW YEARS.
I'VE HAD A NUMBER
OF ACCURATE READINGS FROM HER.
IT'S UNBELIEVABLE THE THINGS
THAT SHE HAS SAID.
- THESE ARE ANGEL FOOD CAKES.
THEY APPEAR KIND OF LIKE
A HEAVENLY SORT OF THING.
- OH, YOU WANT IT
ALL ON THERE. AH.
- I WANT A CLOUD.
- YEAH.
- OKAY, GO FOR IT.
JUST KIND OF WATCH YOUR FINGER...
PUSH IT IN.
I DON'T WANT THEM GOING OVER
TO THE SIDE.
UNLESS IT'S LISA VANDERPUMP.
[knocking on door]
- HELLO?
- HELLO, DARLING.
- HELLO.
A MAN IN THE HOUSE.
- A MAN IN THE HOUSE.
- OKAY, WOW, LOOKS GREAT.
- NICE TO SEE YOU.
WELL, YOU HAVEN'T BEEN HERE
SINCE WE STARTED.
- NO, IT'S...
- WAIT TILL YOU LOOK AROUND.
- THE ANTITHESIS
OF YOUR OTHER HOUSE.
- THE AN... TOTALLY, RIGHT?
- THIS IS KIND OF, LIKE,
MORE MY VIBE, RIGHT?
- TOTALLY ANTITHESIS.
- I'M NOT A HUGE INVESTOR
IN BELIEVING
IN PSYCHICS AND SEANCES,
BUT I'M UP FOR IT.
- AH-HA!
- UH-OH, THE SCALLYWAG ARRIVES.
- I'M GLAD ANOTHER MORALLY
CORRUPT PERSON IS HERE,
OTHERWISE I'D BE SO LONELY.
[laughs]
- HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD, HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD.
- YOU LOOK GORGEOUS.
- THANK YOU, HONEY.
I LOVE THAT DRESS.
[knocking on door]
- HI.
- HEY, TAYLOR.
COME ON IN.
- WHAT A NICE SURPRISE.
ARE YOU STAYING ALL NIGHT?
- YEAH.
- HEY, YOU.
- HI, HOW ARE YOU?
- YEAH, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- YOU LOOK GREAT.
- HI. OH, MY GOD.
DON'T LET THE DOG
IN THE... HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?
- OH, WELL, WOW. YOU LOOK GOOD.
- YOU, TOO. NICE TO SEE YOU.
THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.
- NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
- REBECCA, THIS IS BRANDI.
- OH, HI.
- OH, HI. NICE TO MEET YOU.
- THIS IS REBECCA.
- OH, I'M A HEALER.
I CAN WORK ON YOUR FOOT FOR YOU.
- OH, GOOD. [laughter]
[knocking on door, dog yaps]
- HI. WELCOME TO MY HOME.
- OH. [laughs]
WOW, IT LOOKS SO DIFFERENT.
- I KNOW.
I THOUGHT YOU WOULD THINK SO.
- RIGHT.
NOT QUITE SURE WHAT I THINK
ABOUT A SEANCE.
I'VE NEVER BEEN TO ONE.
SO I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT.
I'M ALSO A LITTLE NERVOUS.
[knocking on door]
- HELLO.
- HI.
- COME ON IN.
- HEY, CONGRATULATIONS
ON YOUR NEW HOME.
- THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
- HI, HOW ARE YOU?
- YOU REMEMBER ELIZABETH?
ELIZABETH.
- YES, GOOD TO SEE YOU.
OH, THANK YOU.
- NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
WAS THIS MINE?
HEY, HELLO. HI, CAMILLE GRAMMER.
SO NICE TO MEET YOU.
- YEAH, I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
- I'M EXCITED TO GET A
READING FROM HER PSYCHIC FRIEND.
I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS
BECAUSE LAST TIME,
THINGS DIDN'T GO SO WELL
AT MY HOUSE
WHEN WE BROUGHT A PSYCHIC IN.
- HE WILL NEVER EMOTIONALLY
FULFILL YOU.
- THERE WAS AN ATTACK
MADE ON MY FRIEND.
- WAIT A SECOND.
- OH.
- HI, CAMILLE. HOW ARE YOU?
- THAT'S AMAZING.
I LOVE YOUR OUTFIT.
- THANK YOU.
- GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- YOU, TOO.
- NICE TO SEE YOU.
- THE LAST TIME CAMILLE AND FAYE
WERE TOGETHER WITH A PSYCHIC,
THINGS DID NOT GO SO WELL.
I THINK TONIGHT
WILL BE BETTER THOUGH
BECAUSE MY PSYCHIC IS NOT CRAZY.
WELL, YOU GIRLS WANT TO MOVE
INTO THE DINING ROOM?
LET'S GO.
OKAY.
- OH, IT SMELLS SO GOOD
IN HERE, TOO.
- I GOT THESE LITTLE PADS
YOU GIRLS TAKE HOME.
AND I HAVE LITTLE PRESENTS FOR
YOU GUYS TOO WHEN YOU LEAVE.
DON'T FORGET.
- THIS IS SO NICE.
- OKAY, FIRST OF ALL,
WE HAVE A GLASS OF WATER HERE,
BECAUSE WE ALWAYS WANT
TO LOOK AT THE GLASS
HALF FULL, NOT HALF EMPTY.
UM, THE CRYSTALS ARE BECAUSE
CRYSTALS ARE GOOD ENERGY.
THEY'RE PROTECTIVE,
PURPLE IS PSYCHIC,
AND THIS IS NOT SCARY.
I MEAN, IF IT WAS,
I WOULDN'T BE DOING THIS,
AND I... THERE'S NO WAY. OKAY?
I WANT TO... I WANT
TO START QUICKLY
BECAUSE GEORGE IS VERY ADAMANT
THAT I TALK TO HIS DAUGHTER.
- WHO'S GEORGE?
- HER FATHER.
- THAT'S MY DAD.
- YEAH.
- AW.
- BEING THE ONLY GIRL,
I WAS VERY CLOSE TO MY FATHER.
AND, UH, HE DIED
WHEN I WAS YOUNG,
SO IT WAS VERY DIFFICULT FOR ME.
YEAH, IT LEFT A BIG, UM...
A BIG HOLE IN MY LIFE.
- HE... NOW YOUR MOTHER'S ALIVE,
ISN'T SHE LIVING?
- YES.
- YEAH, HE SAYS, NO, MY WIFE
IS VERY ALIVE.
HE ALSO TALKED ABOUT, UM,
YOUR ABILITY TO, UM,
WORK WELL WITH YOUR PEOPLE,
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
YOU KIND OF, YOU... YOU...
YOU HAVE MANY LIFETIMES
WHERE YOU'VE ACTUALLY
BEEN THE BOSS.
SO I DON'T THINK IT'S THAT
DIFFICULT FOR YOU
WHEN YOU HAVE TO, YOU KNOW,
TAKE THE REINS
AND THE BULL BY THE HORNS,
YOU CAN DO IT.
YOUR FATHER TOLD ME
THAT ABOUT YOU.
BUT YOU'RE ALSO SENSITIVE
AND VERY FEMININE,
SO YOU HAVE A GOOD WAY
OF WORKING WITH PEOPLE.
WHERE YOUR BROTHER MIGHT NOT
SEE THAT...
[indistinct] TO ME A LITTLE BIT.
- THAT'S WHAT HE DID, EXACTLY.
- SO, UM, YEAH.
- OBVIOUSLY, IT WAS WONDERFUL
TO HEAR THIS.
SO I STARTED GETTING
A LITTLE CHOKED UP.
AND, YOU KNOW,
OF COURSE IT'S, UM,
IT'S NICE TO HEAR.
- COMING UP...
- ARE YOU, LIKE, MOVING OUT
OF STATE OR SOMETHING?
- I'M GOING TO BE.
- I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING
TO MOVE CLOSER INTO TOWN.
- [sniffles]
- LET ME JUST LOOK AND SEE IF
THERE'S ANYTHING...
- ANYTHING IN THE BATHROOM?
- I'M GETTING READY TO MOVE,
AND I FEEL BAD THAT
I AM MISSING KYLE'S SEANCE.
I JUST WISH THAT
SHE UNDERSTOOD MY SIDE.
I'M OVERWHELMED.
IS THAT WHOLE DRESSER EMPTY?
- YOU DON'T HAVE NOTHING.
IT'S EMPTY.
- DID YOU WIPE IT OUT?
- YUP.
- ZIP IT.
LET ME SHOW YOU
HOW WE EMPTY IT OUT.
- THERE IN THE CORNER.
- LOOK, DOG HAIR.
THERE COULD BE SPIDERS
AND STUFF.
IS THAT HOW YOU CLEAN
THESE THINGS?
- [laughs] OKAY, SHOW ME.
GIVE ME A LITTLE PAPER,
MISS KIM.
- YOU WANT TO PARTICIPATE?
OKAY. - [laughs]
- MY MOM ALWAYS USED TO SAY,
"MANY HANDS MAKES LIGHT WORK."
LOOK. - I KNOW.
- EW.
YEAH, MY BATHING SUITS
WERE IN HERE.
UNDERWEAR AND BRAS WERE IN...
- UNDERWEAR'S NOT IN THIS ONE.
- OH, SO IT'S IN THE OTHER ONE.
IT'S PROBABLY DIRTIER.
- [giggles]
- NICE, SWEET.
GOOD JOB.
- YOU HAD ANGELS
WATCHING OVER YOU.
SO YOU'RE LUCKY
YOU ONLY HAVE A LEG INJURY
BECAUSE YOU COULD
HAVE HIT YOUR HEAD,
BUT YOU HAD PEOPLE
HOLDING YOU UP.
AND YOU HAVE, LIKE, FOUR ANGELS
HERE WITH YOU RIGHT NOW.
NOT THAT YOU NEED
A LOT PROTECTION.
- OH, THIS IS BRANDI.
- BUT BECAUSE, UM,
SOMEBODY IN YOUR FAMILY
DID A LOT OF GOOD DEEDS,
AND THE KARMA THAT THEY ACQUIRED
IS COMING TO YOU.
OKAY? SO, AND, UM,
YOU WILL HAVE A CHILD.
- I HAVE TWO, ALREADY.
- YOU HAVE A LITTLE GIRL?
- I HAVE TWO LITTLE BOYS.
- YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
ANOTHER ONE VERY SOON.
- ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE...
- [laughs]
- I'M DEFINITELY NOT. [laughter]
IT KIND OF MADE ME LAUGH
BECAUSE IT'S NOT HAPPENING.
- UM, LISA, YOU HAVE SOMEBODY
HERE FOR YOU NOW, OKAY?
UM, AND, UM, IT'S YOUR
GRANDMOTHER AND SHE BROKE IN.
AND UM, SHE'S VERY MUCH
WANTING TO GIVE YOU
SOME DETAILED INFORMATION.
SHE'S...
- I WAS VERY CLOSE TO HER
FOR THE LAST 25 YEARS.
- RIGHT.
- SHE LIVED WITH ME FOR LIKE,
THREE OR FOUR MONTHS A YEAR.
- RIGHT, BECAUSE SHE HAD TALKED
ABOUT THAT YOU ACTUALLY...
IF YOU HADN'T BEEN THERE
FOR HER,
IT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN
THE SAME FOR HER.
BECAUSE SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN
MAYBE LONELY AND NOT AS HAPPY.
SO YOU ACTUALLY FILLED
A HUGE GAP FOR HER.
AND SHE WANTED
TO THANK YOU FOR THAT.
- IT'S BEEN FOUR YEARS
SINCE MY GRANDMOTHER DIED.
I WAS VERY CLOSE TO HER.
BUT WE ALSO HAD AN AGREEMENT.
IF THERE WAS ANY WAY
THAT SHE COULD CONTACT ME...
YOU CAN HAVE THOSE CONVERSATIONS
WHEN YOU'RE 100...
THEN SHE WOULD DO HER BEST.
- SHE KEEPS TALKING ABOUT ALICE.
DOES THAT MAKE ANY SENSE
TO YOU RIGHT NOW?
- [whispering] ALICE?
- OR ALLISON?
- NO, NOT NOW.
- [giggles]
- WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?
- DOES THAT MAKE SENSE
TO SOMEBODY HERE?
- [laughs]
- WHAT?
- THE ONLY ALLISON I KNOW
IS A FRIEND OF CAMILLE'S.
- OH.
- OHH!
- LIKE THIS.
- I'M JUST GOING TO SAY
SHE'S ALIVE.
- HE'LL NEVER FULFILL YOU
EMOTIONALLY.
- COULD SHE BE A PSYCHIC?
- OH!
- NO, LISTEN,
MY GRANDMOTHER'S HERE.
ZIP IT. - [laughs]
SHE WAS TRYING TO GET
THROUGH TO ALLISON.
- OKAY.
- AND ALLISON JUST DIDN'T
PICK IT UP.
- I ASKED HER.
I SAID I WANT TO TALK
TO MY GRANDMOTHER.
IS MY GRANDMOTHER HERE?
- WE'RE HAVING A GIRLS' NIGHT,
SO I'M OFF THE CLOCK.
- WHAT HAPPENED WAS THAT
YOUR GRANDMOTHER WAS THERE.
SHE WAS PRESENT, BUT SOMEHOW,
THERE WAS
A LOT OF STATIC ENERGY,
A LOT OF CONFUSION, BUT YOUR
GRANDMOTHER WANTS TO TELL YOU
THAT SHE WAS THERE AND SHE DID
TRY TO GET THROUGH TO ALLISON.
- SHE'S AN IDIOT.
SHE WAS SO RUDE AND OBNOXIOUS,
WASN'T SHE?
SORRY, CAMILLE.
YEAH, IT WASN'T A PLEASANT
EVENING.
- IT WASN'T A GOOD NIGHT,
ALL AROUND.
- NOW, TAYLOR IS NOT REALLY FAR
BEHIND CAMILLE'S SITUATION.
- HAVING BEEN TO REBECCA BEFORE,
SHE'S PICKED UP
ON PERSONAL THINGS,
SO I KNOW THAT SHE CAN GET
PRETTY PERSONAL.
- BUT YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH
YOUR HUSBAND IS VERY DIFFERENT.
IT HAS THE LIGHT SPOTS AND
THE VERY DARK... LIKE DARKNESS
LIKE WOULD HAVE
TO DO WITH THE MOB,
OR SOMETHING TO DO WITH,
YOU KNOW...
- THAT'S NOT GOOD.
- AND THAT DOESN'T MEAN
THIS LIFETIME.
IT JUST MEANS THAT YOU HAD
A RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM
WHERE YOU WERE
INVOLVED WITH PEOPLE
THAT WERE THE LIGHT
AND THE DARK, OKAY?
SO THE THING IS... IS FOR YOU
TO FIND THAT COMFORTABLE SPACE
WITH SOMEBODY
WHO UNDERSTANDS YOU,
ISN'T ALL ABOUT
MONEY, MONEY, MONEY.
AND HONESTLY, YOUR HUSBAND
IS ALL ABOUT THAT.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR HUSBAND,
BUT I'M TRYING TO FIND YOU
A HAPPY PLACE
WHERE YOUR FINDING THAT BALANCE
WITH YOUR OWN ABILITY
TO MAKE YOUR OWN CHOICES
WITHOUT FEAR.
- IT'S A LITTLE HARD TO SWALLOW,
BUT IT'S NOT NECESSARILY
SOMETHING I WANT TO HEAR
WHEN I'M RIGHT
IN THE MIDDLE OF THERAPY
AND TRYING TO WORK THINGS OUT.
- IT'S REALLY ABOUT BEING STABLE
AND FEELING SECURE WITHOUT
HAVING TO DEPEND ON SOMEBODY.
- NOW, KATHY, BIG KATHY
IS GETTING A CHANCE
TO TALK TO YOU NOW, OKAY?
- [sighs]
- SHE SAYS, "KYLE, THIS IS
AN AMAZING EVENING."
- [laughs] I MEAN,
I'M GLAD SHE THINKS SO.
AND, UM, SHE WANTED
TO TELL YOU AND YOUR SISTER
THAT, UM, KIM...
THERE'S A LOT OF ROUGH SPOTS
BECAUSE YOU WERE HER MOTHER
IN A PAST LIFE.
AND SHE CONTINUES...
- NO WONDER!
OH, MY GOD, REBECCA.
- IT SO MAKES SENSE.
- SO MAKES SENSE.
- SO YOU HAVE THE
MOTHER-DAUGHTER THING GOING ON...
- YOU KNOW WHAT SHE SAID
TO ME YESTERDAY?
"YOU'RE NOT MY MOM."
- [gasps]
- AND SCREAMED AT ME.
- GIRL, NOT THIS LIFETIME.
[laughs]
RIGHT, IT'S NOT THIS LIFETIME.
SO YOU GUYS...
- I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE THAT,
I MEAN,
YOU KNOW, I'VE SAID IT,
IT'S NOT THAT I...
I HAVE TO ONLY TAKE CARE OF HER
SINCE MY MOM DIED,
BUT WHEN ALL OF,
YOU KNOW, MY SISTERS...
WE HAVE TO TAKE CARE
OF EACH OTHER
SINCE WE HAVE LOST OUR PARENTS.
BUT I KNOW IT BOTHERS HER,
AND I TRY TO TELL MYSELF
I'M NOT HER MOM, WHO CARES.
LET IT GO.
TURN MY CHEEK, BUT I...
I REALLY STRUGGLE WITH THAT.
- WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO IS YOU
HAVE TO TAKE ON A ROLE WITH HER
THAT IS DIFFERENT BECAUSE SHE
WILL BECOME RESENTFUL...
- I FELT THAT YESTERDAY.
- SHE WILL REBEL AGAINST YOU.
SO YOU HAVE TO REALLY
GIVE HER THE SPACE TO GROW.
- THEN HOW DO I...
- YOU CAN'T CRITICIZE
HER SO MUCH,
AND SOMETIMES,
YOU HAVE TO WALK AWAY.
- NO, I... I FIND THAT
HARD SOMETIMES,
LIKE, WHEN YOU CARE
ABOUT SOMEONE.
AND FOR ME, TO BITE MY TONGUE
AND TURN THE CHEEK,
EVEN THOUGH I'M NOT HER MOM,
IT'S HARD FOR ME.
I THINK KIM WOULD HAVE LAUGHED
HEARING REBECCA TELL ME
THAT I'M NOT KIM'S MOM.
I WISH SHE WAS HERE.
- I THINK CAMILLE'S PEOPLE
ARE GETTING A LITTLE ANTSY HERE.
NOW YOUR MOTHER'S LIVING,
IS THAT CORRECT?
- YES. MY MOM'S LIVING.
- HER MOTHER AND FATHER
ARE BOTH HERE.
YOU KNOW WHAT, THEY'RE NOT SAD
ABOUT YOUR DIVORCE.
THEY'RE CELEBRATING. - [laughs]
THAT'S AMAZING. [laughter]
- THEY'RE, LIKE, "CELEBRATE,
CAMILLE, CELEBRATE."
AND UM, YOU DIDN'T RECOGNIZE
THAT YOU WERE UNHAPPY.
THAT'S THE PROBLEM.
- I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE...
- AND THEY SAID,
WHEN IT'S ALL FINALLY DONE,
YOU HAVE A PARTY, OKAY?
THEY WANT YOU TO CELEBRATE.
THEY KEEP TELLING ME,
"CAMILLE, CELEBRATE."
- WE WILL.
- CELEBRATE.
- LET'S THROW YOU A PARTY.
- BECAUSE I'VE BEEN SAD, LATELY.
- SHE SAYS THAT,
UM, YOU, UM... YOUR...
I'M NOT SAYING
YOUR LAWYERS AREN'T GOOD,
BUT SHE SAID WATCH
THE BILLABLE MOMENTS.
ALL RIGHT?
THE BILLABLE, UM, MINUTES.
NOT MOMENTS. - OKAY.
BECAUSE I'M GETTING
A LITTLE FRUSTRATED WITH THAT.
- OKAY, BUT I'M NOT SAYING
YOUR LAWYERS AREN'T GOOD, OKAY?
- WELL, THOSE LAWYER
BILLS ARE STARTING TO...
- ADD UP.
- ADD UP, YEAH.
- AND YOUR GRANDMOTHER
IS, LIKE, WINKING.
SHE'S SAYING, IT'S TRUE,
SHE HAS A GREAT MAN
COMING IN HER LIFE.
SHE GOES, AND HE SWINGS
IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.
All: OH! - DID YOU HEAR THAT?
- I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
FOR CERTAIN.
I DO KNOW I SAW KELSEY WEARING
WOMEN'S CLOTHING ON BROADWAY.
I DID THINK I SAW
A SIZE 14 WOMAN'S PUMP
IN CAMILLE'S CLOSET. [laughs]
[laughter]
CAMILLE, THAT IS FUNNY.
- SO NOT TO WORRY.
- SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHARE
YOUR SHOES WITH ANYBODY ANYMORE.
[laughter]
OR YOUR UNDERWEAR.
- OH, MY GOD.
- WELL, THANK YOU.
All: THANK YOU.
[dramatic music]
♪♪ ♪♪
- HELLO.
- HI.
- YOU LOOK PRETTY.
- THANKS.
YOU LOOK SO TALL.
OH, LOOK HOW TALL YOU'VE GOTTEN.
- WHAT'S HAPPENING?
YOU'RE ALREADY PACKING,
AND WHERE...?
- I'M MOVING.
- WHAT IS THE BIG SECRET?
- THE BIG SECRET?
- YEAH.
- YOU WANT TO KNOW?
- YOU'RE SCARING ME.
- [laughs]
- MY HEART IS POUNDING.
- THE HOUSE WAS REALLY...
WAS TOO BIG,
AND I WAS GETTING READY
TO MOVE BACK INTO TOWN.
AND THEN,
I JUST STARTED THINKING,
WITH KIMBERLY AND CHAD
BEING SO YOUNG,
THAT, UM, THEY WOULD... MIGHT...
- ARE YOU, LIKE, MOVING OUT
OF STATE OR SOMETHING?
- NO.
I'VE BEEN SEEING SOMEBODY THAT
I'VE KIND OF BEEN KEEPING...
MY PRIVATE LIFE A LITTLE PRIVATE
FOR ABOUT A YEAR.
- YOU'VE BEEN SEEING
THIS PERSON FOR A YEAR.
- YEAH.
- I CAN'T TALK.
I HAVE A FEELING I KNOW
WHO YOU'RE GOING TO TELL ME.
WAS IT WHO YOU BROUGHT
TO PARIS' PREMIERE?
- YEAH.
SO WE'RE MOVING IN TOGETHER.
I'M REALLY EXCITED, AND I'M...
- ARE YOU REALLY?
- YEAH, I REALLY AM.
SO...
SURPRISE! [laughs]
- I JUST DID NOT SEE
THAT SITUATION.
WHY WOULD YOU KEEP IT
SECRET FOR A YEAR?
- I THINK THAT WHEN THINGS THAT
ARE PRIVATE GET OUT, THEN...
- BUT WHY WOULD THAT BE PRIVATE
IF YOU CARED FOR SOMEBODY?
- WELL, I WANTED TO SEE
HOW IT WENT FOR US FIRST.
- WELL, OBVIOUSLY,
I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY.
I JUST... UM...
SO WHEN ARE YOU GOING
TO DO THAT?
- I'VE ALREADY BEEN IN
THE PROCESS OF DOING IT.
- I WISH YOU WOULDN'T DO THIS.
I WISH YOU HAD MOVED CLOSER.
- I'M GOING TO BE...
- [whimpers]
[sighs]
SORRY.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING
TO MOVE CLOSER INTO TOWN.
ARE YOU SURE
YOU WANT TO DO THAT?
I FEEL LIKE THAT'S NOT SOMETHING
YOU REALLY WANT TO DO.
- COMING UP...
- COME ON.
- WHY HAS SHE BEEN
HIDING THIS FROM ME?
- I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING
TO MOVE CLOSER INTO TOWN.
ARE YOU SURE
YOU WANT TO DO THAT?
I FEEL LIKE THAT'S NOT SOMETHING
YOU REALLY WANT TO DO.
- I WOULDN'T HAVE DONE IT
IF I DIDN'T WANT TO DO IT.
- YEAH, BUT MAYBE YOU'RE JUST
RUSHED AND YOU'RE NOT THINKING.
YOU'RE JUST, LIKE... YOU HAD
TO BE OUT HERE SO QUICK,
AND YOU DIDN'T REALLY
GET A CHANCE,
YOU KNOW, TO REALLY THINK.
OR EVEN LOOK.
YOU DIDN'T EVEN LOOK.
- I... IT WAS MY CHOICE.
- WE DON'T EVEN KNOW HIM.
- WELL, YOU'LL GET TO KNOW HIM.
YOU KNOW, FOR A LONG TIME,
I'VE DONE EVERYTHING
FOR MY KIDS,
FOR MOM, FOR EVERYBODY ELSE.
I HAVEN'T REALLY DONE
ANYTHING THAT I WANTED TO DO.
I FEEL LIKE FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE,
I JUST WANT TO DO SOMETHING
THAT I WANT TO DO.
- DO YOU THINK
HE'S THE RIGHT GUY FOR YOU?
- WELL, WE'LL FIND OUT.
I THINK SO.
- WELL, I DON'T REALLY KNOW
WHAT TO SAY.
YOU KNOW, AT THE SEANCE,
THE... REBECCA SAID MOM WAS THERE,
AND SHE SAID TO TELL ME
THAT I'M NOT YOUR MOM.
AND I ALREADY KNOW THAT,
I DON'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT,
AND WHENEVER I SAY THAT
I DON'T WANT YOU TO TAKE IT,
LIKE... LIKE I'M SAYING I THINK
I HAVE TO LOOK AFTER YOU,
I THINK YOU HAVE TO LOOK
AFTER ME, TOO.
AND I DO HAVE TO LET GO,
IT'S NOT MY BUSINESS,
BUT I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY
AND I DON'T FEEL LIKE...
IT'S NOT WHAT
I WAS WANTING FOR YOU,
BUT YOU HAVE TO DO
WHAT YOU WANT TO DO.
- I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY FOR ME.
PLEASE, GIVE IT A CHANCE.
THIS IS A HUGE STEP FOR ME, TOO.
- NO, I KNOW, BUT I FEEL
LIKE I WANT TO...
- I'VE BEEN ALONE
FOR A LONG TIME,
AND I FINALLY AM HAPPY,
AND I JUST WANT...
- I JUST DON'T THINK
YOU REALLY ARE.
AND THAT'S WHY
IT MAKES ME FEEL, LIKE,
THIS IS THE PERSON
YOU'VE BEEN WITH A YEAR.
HOW HAPPY COULD YOU HAVE BEEN?
- BUT YOU'VE SEEN
THE CHANGE IN ME.
- NO, I KNOW, BUT...
YOU HAVE TO BE HAPPY.
I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE
THAT YOU REALLY ARE,
AND YOU'RE NOT JUST CONVENIENT
OR EASY RIGHT NOW.
- [laughs] THERE'S BEEN
NOTHING EASY ABOUT THIS.
- I THINK MY SISTER'S LONELY,
AND HAS MADE THIS DECISION...
PURELY BASED ON BEING LONELY.
IS HE A NICE PERSON?
- YEAH.
- DOES HE HAVE KIDS?
- TWO.
- AY-YI-YI-YI-YI.
YOU NEVER STOP SURPRISING ME.
- WELL, THAT'S GOOD.
- WANT ME TO HELP YOU
FINISH PACKING UP AT ALL?
- YEAH.
NOW'S PROBABLY THE BEST TIME
TO INTRODUCE HER TO KEN.
JUST SAY HI.
COME ON.
- I LOOK A NUT.
- NO, YOU DON'T.
- IF YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE
AND WANT TO MOVE IN WITH THEM,
YOU'RE GOING TO BE HAPPY
AND PROUD TO SHARE
THAT WITH EVERYONE.
WHY HAS SHE BEEN
HIDING THIS FROM ME?
- BE A BIG GIRL.
COME ON, LITTLE SISTER.
BE A BIG GIRL.
- NEXT ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES
OF BEVERLY HILLS...
- HEY, GUYS.
- HEY.
- HELLO.
OH, MY GOD.
YOU HAVE A WEDDING BAND?
- YOU HAVE TREATED ME SO POORLY
THAT IT IS EMBARRASSING.
- NO, I HAVEN'T. I HAVEN'T...
- YES, YOU HAVE.
[overlapping arguing]
- I DON'T LIKE THAT, OKAY?
HOLD ON, NO, YOU ASKED ME...
- TAYLOR...
- WE HAVE ALL PROTECTED YOU.
- ABOUT MY MARRIAGE?
- ABOUT WHAT YOU TALKED ABOUT
IN YOUR MARRIAGE.
- HOW COULD SOMEBODY
LIVE WITH SOMEBODY
THAT IS SO HORRIFIC...
- IF YOU CAN'T BE MY FRIENDS,
JUST PLEASE DON'T BE MY ENEMIES.
- WE DON'T SAY THAT HE HITS YOU.
WE DON'T SAY THAT,
BUT NOW WE'VE SAID IT.
- TO LEARN MORE
ABOUT THE HOUSEWIVES,