The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (2010–…): Season 2, Episode 3 - Episode #2.3 - full transcript
Still in Colorado, the women are shocked and rumors start to fly as Taylor's behavior becomes increasingly bizarre. Meanwhile, Adrienne's family is forced to make some very serious decisions that could potentially move their NBA team to a rival city. She heads to Sacramento for what could be the team's last home game ever and invites Kim along for the ride. However, Kim seems to be a little off, and the issue that has been on everyone's mind since last year is finally addressed when Adrienne questions her sobriety.
- PREVIOUSLY ON THE REAL
HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...
- IF I HAD TO GO
TO SEE A THERAPIST
TO MAKE MY MARRIAGE BETTER,
I WOULD FEEL WEAK.
- WE'RE GOING TO COLORADO,
TO SOMEWHERE
CALLED BEAVER CREEK.
OH, MY GOD. YOU MADE IT!
- KIM, GRAB HIM BY THE EARS.
IT'S GONNA HELP.
- LISA, SHUT UP!
HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
- JUST WANT SO BADLY
TO MAKE IT WORK.
- WHY?
- LIFE IN BEVERLY HILLS
IS A GAME,
AND I MAKE THE RULES.
- I'M NOT THE RICHEST GIRL
IN BEVERLY HILLS,
BUT I AM THE LUCKIEST.
- PEOPLE TRY TO FIGURE ME OUT,
BUT I'M ONE OF A KIND.
- I FINALLY FOUND MY VOICE,
AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT.
- HAVE IT ALL IS EASY
IF YOU'RE WILLING
TO WORK FOR IT.
- DIAMONDS AREN'T
A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND.
FREEDOM IS.
- WE'VE HAD A GREAT DAY
ON THE SLOPES.
EVERYTHING'S FANTASTIC.
GIRLS GETTING ALONG REALLY WELL.
KYLE'S BEEN IN THE HOT TUB
WITH TAYLOR.
I THINK TAYLOR'S DRUNK
NEARLY A WHOLE BOTTLE OF WINE.
THERE'S TEARS, AND SHE'S
STARTING TO GET VERY EMOTIONAL.
- SOMETIMES WHEN YOU GET AWAY,
IT JUST GIVES YOU
A MINUTE TO BREATHE.
AND SOMETIMES
THAT'S A GOOD THING, AND...
SOMETIMES IT'S JUST REALLY HARD.
- YOU DON'T NEED HIM TO BE OKAY.
YOU DO NOT NEED HIM TO BE OKAY.
YOU NEED YOURSELF TO BE OKAY.
- AFTER A LONG DAY OF SKIING,
I WAS TIRED,
SO I WENT TO MY BEDROOM
TO TAKE A NAP.
- I HAD NO IDEA
WHAT YOU WERE GOING THROUGH
WITH YOUR OWN FAMILY.
- TAYLOR? KIM?
AFTER SKIING FOR THREE HOURS,
I JUST NEEDED TO GO LAY DOWN.
- KIM, I WAS THE GIRL THAT...
IF YOU WERE GONNA
BET ON SOMEONE,
I... I WOULD NEVER BET ON ME.
- I WAS IN THE DEEPEST SLEEP
OF EXHAUSTION,
AND NEXT THING I KNOW,
TAYLOR COMES RUNNING IN,
AND SHE, LIKE,
JUMPED ON TOP OF ME,
AND I WAS HALF ASLEEP,
SO I WAS LIKE,
"WHOA. WHAT HAPPENED?"
AND SHE SAID, "I... I...
I... I DRANK TOO MUCH."
- I GREW UP WITH NOTHING.
WE HAD NOTHING.
I WAS SO POOR.
AND I'M SO TERRIFIED
OF GOING BACK TO THAT.
- NOBODY SAYS YOU HAVE TO,
IF YOU'RE THAT SCARED OF IT.
AND YOU'RE A HARD WORKER,
YOU SAID.
YOU'RE A SMART GIRL.
AND YOU HAVE GREAT OPPORTUNITY.
YOU NEED TO CHANGE THAT INSIDE.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
NOTHING'S GONNA BRING YOU DOWN.
- I'M TRYING.
IT'S EASY FOR ME
TO BE DRAWN TO ADRIENNE,
BECAUSE SHE HAS NO PROBLEMS.
AND YOU AND I PROBABLY
HAVE SIMILAR PROBLEMS.
- EVERYBODY HAS PROBLEMS.
EVERYBODY HAS SOMETHING INSIDE
THAT HURTS THEM,
THAT ACHES THEM,
THAT ANNOYS THEM.
ALL THE GOOD THINGS
THAT HAVE HAPPENED TO YOU,
ALL THE GOOD THINGS,
IF YOU CAN FOCUS ON THE GOOD...
- I GUESS I FEEL SO FRAGILE
BECAUSE OF EVERYTHING
I'M GOING THROUGH,
AND I FEEL SO BAD
ABOUT OUR RELATIONSHIP,
AND EVERYTHING THAT I...
I DID WITH YOU.
DON'T... DO NOT [bleep]
DRAG ME INTO THIS.
I'M 'BOUT TO TAKE YOU OUT BACK
AND PULL SOME OKLAHOMA
ON YOUR ASS.
- WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE?
- I HAD A LITTLE NAP,
AND I GOT WOKEN UP
BY A HALF-NAKED WOMAN.
- WE WENT IN THE JACUZZI.
- I THREW A ROBE ON HER.
- I JUST HOPE
YOU CAN FORGIVE ME.
WE'D BOTH BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH.
I'M SORRY.
I'M SO SORRY.
- BUT IT'S OVER.
- IT'S OVER.
- YOU KNOW?
- LOOK HOW STRONG MY SISTER IS.
- I KNOW.
- I LOVE HER.
- KIM'S ALWAYS GIVEN ME
A HARD TIME ABOUT MOTHERING HER,
SO IT'S KIND OF FUNNY TO SEE HER
ALL OF A SUDDEN
MOTHERING TAYLOR.
- I WAS SUCH AN [bleep]HOLE.
- YEAH, I KNOW.
[laughter]
SO WAS I.
- OH, GUESS WHAT? SO WAS I?
- ACTUALLY, YOU REALLY WERE.
YOU WERE THE WORST.
- YOU WERE THERE WORST.
YOU JUST DIDN'T SHOW IT.
- NOW WE'RE GONNA GO UPSTAIRS.
WE'RE GONNA EAT.
- WHERE DID ALL
YOU PEOPLE COME FROM?
- THERE'S A LOT OF 'EM.
- I'M KYLE.
- HI, KYLE.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD. THIS IS NOAH.
- NOAH. TRACY.
- WHITNEY.
- WHITNEY,
THAT'S EASY TO REMEMBER.
CHEERS, ADRIENNE.
- CHEERS.
- GOOD TIMES.
- WHERE ARE THE GIRLS?
- I DON'T KNOW,
BUT DINNER'S IN TEN MINUTES.
- TAYLOR? KIM?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- HEY.
- EVEN WHEN YOU THINK
YOU'RE HAVING THE BEST TIME
AND THINGS ARE GOING GREAT,
ALL OF A SUDDEN...
- KIM, COME OVER HERE.
DEAR GOD.
I JUST WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE.
- TAYLOR CHOSE TO HIDE.
IN KYLE'S SUITCASE.
IN OUR CLOSET.
- HEY, LEAVE OUR UNDERWEAR
OUT OF THERE.
- SURPRISE!
[laughter]
TAYLOR IS IN A SUITCASE.
- I'M READY TO GO HOME.
- I'M LIKE, "COME ON.
"WE GOT TO GET YOU OUT OF THERE,
GET YOU DRESSED.
LET'S GET YOUR MAKEUP ON."
- IT'S THE ALTITUDE.
WE'RE GOING UPSTAIRS,
AND WE'RE GETTING READY.
YES, WE'RE GONNA GO
HAVE FUN NOW.
LET'S GO HAVE DINNER.
- OH, MY GOODNESS.
- KYLE... TAYLOR?
- ARE YOU OKAY?
- I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S
THE COMBINATION OF THE ALCOHOL
AND BEING SO THIN,
THE ALTITUDE...
ARE YOU OKAY?
- NO.
- BUT ALL A SUDDEN...
SHE'S STARTING TO GO CRAZY.
OW.
- KIM.
- I'M HERE. WHAT'S UP?
ARE YOU DRESSED?
YOU LOOK VERY CUTE.
OOH. OW. WATCH MY FEET.
- I HEARD PEOPLE YELLING
AND DOORS SLAMMING.
IT DIDN'T SEEM LIKE THIS PERSON
WAS PLAYING, JOKING AROUND.
IT SEEMED VERY INTENSE.
- GO FIX YOUR MAKEUP.
- OKAY. WHAT KIND OF MAKEUP?
- I'D PUT A LITTLE BLUSH
AND A LITTLE GLOSS ON.
- OKAY.
- AND YOUR HAIR LOOKS GREAT.
- OKAY, THANK YOU.
- AND YOU JUST...
AND THEN WE'LL SEE YOU
IN A MINUTE.
OKAY.
- NOT GOOD.
ADRIENNE.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD COME SEE HER,
TALK TO HER.
I THINK TAYLOR WAS HAVING
A HORRIBLE MOMENT.
- TAYLOR.
- WHAT ELSE
IS GOING ON WITH YOU?
- TAYLOR, COME ON, HONEY.
COME UP.
- WHAT'S GOING ON?
WHAT'S GOING ON...
- UM, ADRIENNE?
- YEAH.
- OKAY, COME ON.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
- NOW MY MAKEUP'S GONE.
- LISA. LISA. WE ALL HAVE
TO GO UP TO DINNER.
- NO, WE DON'T.
- YES. COME ON.
- NO. HONESTLY, IT'S GONE.
MY ENTIRE MAKEUP BAG'S GONE.
- THEY PROBABLY PUT IT
IN ONE OF THE DRAWERS, PROBABLY.
- SHE REALLY SEEMED, UM,
DISORIENTED.
HONEY, TAYLOR.
- OH, NO, NO, NO.
- YES, THEY ARE.
- IT'S HERE.
- HONEY.
- WHERE IS IT?
- YES, THEY ARE.
- NO, THEY'RE NOT. TAYLOR.
- ...MAKEUP BAG.
- WELL, OKAY, WE'LL FIND IT.
- TAYLOR. HONEY.
- TAYLOR,
WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE?
- IT'S BLUE WITH RED FLOWERS.
AND I DON'T LIKE THIS.
IT'S A [bleep] THING.
- HONEY...
- [bleep]...
- THEY'RE NOT GONNA STEAL
YOUR MAKEUP, HONEY.
- I'M TELLING YOU
THE TRUTH, KIM.
I HAD A BLUE MAKEUP BAG
WITH RED FLOWERS.
- OKAY.
- UM, I DON'T KNOW.
- THERE'S MORE GOING ON
THAN THIS.
- I DO NOT FEEL
THIS IS A NORMAL REACTION
TO SOMEONE LOSING
THEIR MAKEUP BAG, YOU KNOW?
- I'M NOT DOING THIS
[bleep] [bleep].
- KIM?
- KYLE, WHERE'S
TAYLOR'S MAKEUP BAG?
- IT'S RIGHT HERE.
- IS ALL HER MAKEUP IN THERE?
- TAYLOR, LOOK WHAT I FOUND.
LOOK WHAT WE GOT.
TAYLOR.
- I DIDN'T PUT IT IN THERE.
- OKAY. KYLE...
- I... I'M WILLING TO DO
EVERYTHING YOU GUYS WANT,
BUT I'M NOT DOING THIS.
- IS THIS YOURS?
- BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO BE
THE CRAZY [bleep] BITCH.
- I BELIEVE THAT
TAYLOR IS DRINKING...
TOO MUCH TO COPE
WITH HER MARRIAGE.
BECAUSE HER BEHAVIOR
IS IRRATIONAL.
- ALL RIGHT, HONEY? COME ON.
LET'S GO UP.
- LET'S GO. COME ON.
- 'CAUSE CAMILLE'S WAITING.
- LISA AND ADRIENNE
DIDN'T GIVE ME SPECIFICS,
BUT THEY TOLD ME
THAT TAYLOR WAS DOWNSTAIRS,
AND SHE SEEMED TO BE
EXTREMELY UPSET.
- WELL, I THINK YOU LOOK
LIKE YOU'VE WORKED THROUGH IT.
- I'M TRYING. I REALLY AM.
- I KNOW.
- TAYLOR.
- PICK UP YOUR BOOTSTRAPS,
GET UPSTAIRS,
LET'S GET SOME FOOD IN YOU,
AND LET'S EAT.
- COME ON.
- A LOT OF SUPPORT,
MORE THAN YOU REALIZE.
YOU REALLY DO.
- A REASONABLE VOICE
IS COMING UP.
SHE SEEMS TO BE
IN A VERY DANGEROUS PLACE,
IN MY OPINION.
- I THINK SHE'S HAVING
A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN.
- IT WAS JUST STRANGE, YOU KNOW.
ONE MINUTE WE WERE
JUST HAVING SO MUCH FUN,
AND THEN, YOU KNOW,
WITHIN TWO HOURS,
THE WHOLE THING
HAS HIT ROCK BOTTOM.
- I DON'T... I DON'T WANT TO...
- WHAT'S FOR DINNER?
- OH, MY GOSH.
- COMING UP...
- YOU'RE HAVING
A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN.
- LET'S GO HAVE DINNER.
I THINK TAYLOR SHOULD
PROBABLY JUST RELAX, 'CAUSE...
- WHAT IS GOING...
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT...
TAYLOR'S OUTSIDE,
HER AND KYLE WERE TALKING.
THIS IS ALL I'M GETTING,
AND THEN...
WHAT HAPPENED?
- THEY WERE IN THE JACUZZI.
THEY HAD A FEW DRINKS. - OKAY.
- OFTEN WHEN PEOPLE HAVE
A FEW DRINKS AND START TO BE...
- WELL, IT'S THE ALTITUDE,
AND THE...
LISA GRABBED ME AND SAID,
"IT'S NOT GOOD."
I THOUGHT, "OH, NO.
NOT AT MY HOUSE AGAIN.
NOT ANOTHER
DINNER PARTY FROM HELL."
NO, WE SHOULD REALLY SIT DOWN.
GET EVERYBODY TOGETHER
AND START DINNER.
COME WITH ME OVER HERE.
- IT'S A LOT OF CARBS FOR YOU,
I KNOW.
- DO YOU WANT ONE, HONEY? KYLE.
- DON'T OVERDO IT.
- YOU WANT ONE, HONEY?
- I NEVER EAT.
- COKE?
AND A LITTLE LIP-GLOSS FOR YOU?
THERE WE GO.
- I'M PUTTING ON
LIP-GLOSS FOR WHAT?
- HAVE SOME OF THESE.
THIS IS A TUNA TARTARE.
- I'LL HAVE THAT.
- OH, MY GOD, THE TUNA TARTARE!
- THE TUNA TARTARE.
- I IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT
THAT TAYLOR LOOKED DIFFERENT.
HER EYES WERE GLOSSY.
YOU'RE HAVING
A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN.
- MM.
- YEAH, YOU ARE.
I CAN SEE IT.
SHE DIDN'T SEEM LIKE
SHE WAS IN THE MOMENT.
COME ON.
PULL IT TOGETHER.
COME ON. SERIOUSLY.
DON'T DRINK, THOUGH.
HAVE SOME WATER.
I'M WORRIED ABOUT HER.
- I AM TOO.
- NO, I MEAN...
I'M SERIOUSLY WORRIED ABOUT HER.
SHE MENTALLY
WAS VERY, UH, DISTRAUGHT.
I'VE NEVER SEEN HER LIKE THAT.
- I'M SORRY.
- HEY, IT'S OKAY, DARLING.
IT'S FINE. IT'S FINE.
OKAY? IT'S FINE.
ALL RIGHT. COME ON.
DON'T BE SORRY. DON'T BE SORRY.
- I FEEL BAD FOR TAYLOR,
BUT WE'RE ON VACATION. COME ON.
- OKAY. SO WHO'S SITTING WHERE?
- I'LL SIT HERE.
- YOU KNOW, CAMILLE,
I THINK THAT HONESTLY,
FOR ME, IT WAS SITTING
IN MASON'S ROOM.
- OH, GOSH.
- WHAT?
- AND JUST RECOGNIZING
WHAT HE DID TO YOU.
- OH, NO.
- AW.
- AND THEN FEELING WHAT...
IT COULD HAPPEN TO MY OWN CHILD.
- TAYLOR JUST ALWAYS LOOKS LIKE
SUCH A VICTIM TO ME.
- ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
- AND SHE JUST SEEMS TO DISSOLVE
IN TEARS ALL THE TIME.
- BECAUSE I STILL HAVE HOPE.
- YEAH, BUT SOMETIMES, HOPE IS...
- HOPE FOR WHAT?
- HOPE OF WHAT?
TO TURN SOMETHING IN
THAT YOU NEVER HAD?
- CAN I JUST SAY ONE THING?
- TAYLOR.
- I DON'T KNOW... I DON'T KNOW...
I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT THE SITUATION.
ALL I DO KNOW IS THAT
WHEN SHE CALLED TODAY,
SHE SAID RUSSELL WAS GOING
OUT OF HIS WAY
TO MAKE SURE
THAT HER THINGS WERE...
- THAT'S A BAND-AID.
THAT'S A SUPERFICIAL...
- I DISAGREE WITH YOU.
IT IS NOT A BAND-AID.
- BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S GONE ON.
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.
- YOU JUST SAID THAT.
WELL, THAT'S SUPERFICIAL.
- BUT WHAT I'M SAYING, LISA,
IS THAT THERE ARE LITTLE STEPS.
- OKAY, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
- BUT THE HISTORY IS LONG.
- IS WAY DEEPER THAN THAT.
- SOMETIMES, PEOPLE ARE LONELY,
AND SO THEY'LL
TURN TO THIS LONELINESS...
- YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE ALONE
TO BE LONELY.
YOU CAN BE IN A ROOM FULL
OF PEOPLE AND BE LONELY.
- YOU CAN BE MARRIED
AND BE ALONE.
- YEAH.
- IT'S TRUE.
BUT SOMETIMES WHEN YOU'RE AFRAID
TO LEAVE A SITUATION,
IT'S BECAUSE OF LONELINESS.
- CAN I TELL YOU WHAT
YOUR SOUP IS?
- YES.
- OKAY. WHEW. OKAY.
ALL RIGHT. - OKAY.
- THIS FIRST COURSE
IS A CARROT GINGER SOUP,
AND YOU HAVE A CROUTON
THAT'S MADE WITH FOUR GRAINS,
SO WE MADE THE BREAD
IN OUR SHOP,
SO FOUR DIFFERENT GRAINS.
IT'S NUTTY AND IT'S SWEET
AND IT'S CRUNCHY,
AND THEN A, UM, MASCARPONE,
CUMIN, PANELA ON TOP,
AND THEN, UH, SWEET
AND SALTY PINE NUTS.
SO PLEASE ENJOY THAT.
- THANK YOU.
- MM-HMM
- THANKS.
- THANKS FOR BREAKING
THE MOMENT, AS WELL.
- ANY TIME.
- I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT SHE SAID.
- SINCE THE GIRLS WERE OUT
HAVING A GOOD TIME
IN COLORADO SKIING,
IT WAS TIME
FOR THE BOYS TO GO OUT
AND HAVE A LITTLE BITE TO EAT
AND A LITTLE DRINK.
DO YOU SMOKE CIGARS?
YOU KNOW WHAT, I REALLY DON'T.
I LOVE THE SMELL OF IT.
YOU'VE GOT SOME NICE CIGARS.
- I BROUGHT ALL THESE CIGARS.
- YOU'VE GOT
ALL OF THESE COHIBAS.
HOW'D YOU BRING THESE IN
FROM, UH...
[clears throat aggressively]
[laughter]
- I'LL TRY ONE OF THESE COHIBAS.
DO YOU CARE... DO I HAVE
TO FINISH IT, OR CAN I...
[laughs]
- [laughs]
- I'M SORRY, THIS IS DISGUSTING.
YOU HAVE ONE PUFF
OF THAT VERY,
VERY EXPENSIVE CIGAR...
I'M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW,
YOU'RE SMOKING AT LEAST
TEN PUFFS OF THAT DAMN THING.
- THIS THING IS SO DISGUSTING.
- BUT ENJOY IT.
- LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
I AM SO JEALOUS THAT MY WIFE
IS IN MY FAVORITE PLACE
ON EARTH.
- THAT'D BE FUN
FOR US TO GO SKIING.
- YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUN,
IF YOU GUYS ARE UP TO IT,
IS GOING HELI-SKIING,
BECAUSE THAT'S, LIKE, UH...
- I THINK I MIGHT BE A BIT
TOO OLD FOR THAT HELI-SKIING.
- YOU CAN DO IT.
- WHY COULDN'T RUSSELL
COME THEN?
- RUSSELL APPARENTLY
IS IN SAN DIEGO.
- OH, HE'S NOT COMING TONIGHT?
- NO, HE'S NOT COMING.
I GOT AN EMAIL
SAYING "THANKS FOR THE INVITE,
BUT NO THANKS."
- OH, I THOUGHT HE WAS COMING.
- SO LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION.
RUSSELL AND TAYLOR.
- RUSSELL AND TAYLOR'S MARRIAGE.
IN GENERAL, YOU KNOW, IT'S...
WHAT HE SAYS, SHE SAYS,
AND THEN WHAT THE REAL TRUTH IS.
SO WHO KNOWS WHAT GOES ON
IN THAT RELATIONSHIP.
TAYLOR WAS TELLING US
THAT RUSSELL AND TAYLOR
WERE DOING THERAPY.
- RIGHT.
- AND APPARENTLY IT'S HELPING.
EVERYONE CAN USE THAT. - RIGHT.
- NOW, KEN'S THOUGHT BASICALLY
WAS "WHY DO YOU NEED THAT?"
- RIGHT.
- I THINK I SAID,
"ME BEING AN OLD-FASHIONED
BRITISH GUY, YOU KNOW,
UM, I DON'T BELIEVE IN THERAPY."
- RIGHT.
- BUT THAT WAS FOR ME.
I'M ACTUALLY SORRY I SAID IT.
- OH, OKAY.
- BECAUSE...
I DIDN'T REALIZE
IT WOULD UPSET TAYLOR SO MUCH,
AND SHE ENDED UP
IN THE BATHROOM CRYING.
- CRYING. YEAH, SHE DID.
- I HAPPEN TO LIKE TAYLOR.
I THINK SHE'S
GOING THROUGH A LOT.
- I MEAN, I'M GLAD
THEY'RE GOING TO THERAPY.
I HOPE IT WORKS OUT FOR 'EM.
- CHEERS, MY FRIENDS.
- TO THE LADIES
HAVING A GOOD TIME.
- I'LL DRINK TO THE LADIES
HAVING A GOOD TIME.
- CAMILLE GAVE IT HER ALL.
NO MATTER WHAT SHE DID.
AND LOOK.
- AND RUSSELL
DOESN'T CHEAT ON ME.
- I WAS GONNA... I DON'T KNOW...
- HE DOESN'T CHEAT ON ME.
- BUT...
OTHER THINGS COULD BE WORSE.
I HAVE NOT SEEN RUSSELL
TREAT TAYLOR POORLY,
HOWEVER, THERE ARE RUMORS
IN BEVERLY HILLS THAT HE DOES,
AND I ALSO KNOW WHAT SHE
HAS TOLD ALL THE GIRLS,
AND SO...
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK.
- IF SOMEBODY RAISED A HAND
TO YOU, FOR EXAMPLE.
- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
- EXACTLY.
HOW LONG WOULD WE BE THERE?
HOW LONG IF SOMEBODY RAISED A
HAND TO YOU WOULD YOU BE THERE?
- THEY'D BE...
WELL, KNOWING ME...
- EXACTLY.
- LET'S JUST FAST FORWARD
FOR A MINUTE
AND PRETEND THAT YOU HAVE
THE STRENGTH AND THE COURAGE
AND THE TIME THAT YOU FELT
YOU'VE ALREADY PUT INTO THIS,
AND YOU LEFT.
- AND THE SAFETY
FOR MY DAUGHTER.
- DON'T YOU REALLY FEEL THAT
MAYBE YOU REALLY DESERVE BETTER
THAN THE WAY
YOU'VE BEEN TREATED?
- I THINK I DON'T BELIEVE THAT.
- THAT'S THE PROBLEM, ISN'T IT?
- SHE DOESN'T REALLY
KNOW WHAT TO DO.
I THINK SHE'S AFRAID TO LEAVE.
I THINK SHE'S AFRAID
TO BE ALONE.
AND I'M NOT QUITE SURE
IF SHE'S READY.
- YOU KNOW, IT'S OKAY.
IT'S OKAY.
IF IT DOESN'T WORK,
YOU'RE NOT A FAILURE.
- THAT'S RIGHT.
- NO, OF COURSE NOT.
- YOU ARE NOT A FAILURE.
- BELIEVE ME, I'VE BEEN THERE.
REMEMBER HOW STRONG YOU ARE.
LET ME TELL YOU WHAT IT IS.
SOMETIMES TWO SEPARATE,
HAPPY HOMES
ARE BETTER THAN ONE
MISERABLE HOME.
- YEAH. YOU KNOW, REALLY.
IF YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE,
AND YOU REALLY HAVE SOMETHING
WORTH FIGHTING FOR AND SAVING,
YOU DO EVERYTHING YOU CAN
IN YOUR POWER TO SAVE THAT.
HOWEVER, I DON'T
FEEL THAT FROM TAYLOR.
- BUT I'M IN LOVE WITH HIM,
AND THAT MAKES ME SO SAD.
- ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH HIM,
OR ARE YOU AFRAID TO BE ALONE?
- WOW.
- [sighs]
- IT'S JUST ONE FUN
LAUGH OF A...
[laughter]
- EVERY DINNER AT CAMILLE'S
HAS BEEN ENTERTAINING.
- I KNOW. WHAT IS IT?
- I KNOW, RIGHT?
- SO SORRY. I JUST...
- YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT TO DO?
- IT SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN
DISCUSSED AT THE TABLE.
YOU KNOW. "SHE'S FRAGILE."
THIS, AND THEN THERE'S THAT.
AND YOU DON'T KNOW THIS,
AND YOU DON'T KNOW THAT.
YOU KNOW WHAT? SOMEBODY,
LET'S CHANGE THE SUBJECT.
IT'S OVER. - IT'S OVER.
- IT'S OVER. DON'T MAKE ME
THROW MY NAPKIN AT YOU.
BAM. BAM.
LIKE, I'M GONNA MAKE
MAGIC ON YOU.
WAIT, I'M GONNA MAKE
MAGIC ON YOU.
WATCH. I'M GONNA MAKE YOU
ALL BETTER. WATCH.
I'M GONNA GO BAM. AND SHE'S...
BAM. AND SHE'S BETTER.
- OOH.
- LOOK. LOOK.
LOOK, SHE'S HAPPY NOW.
- SEE?
- YES. IT'S AMAZING.
- ALL RIGHTY THEN.
- SEE? AND YOU THOUGHT
YOU WERE A PSYCHOLOGIST.
- I HAVE NEVER THOUGHT
I WAS A PSYCHOLOGIST.
- WELL, YOU BEEN
ACTING ONE ALL YEAR.
- I'VE BEEN TRYING TO BE
A REASONABLE VOICE HERE.
I'M NOT A PSYCHOLOGIST.
JESUS...
THIS WAS CERTAINLY A DAY
THAT ENDED VERY DIFFERENTLY
TO HOW IT STARTED,
BUT I FEEL THAT TAYLOR RIGHT NOW
NEEDS HER FRIENDS AROUND HER.
YOU KNOW, I WANT HER TO...
TO SORT HER LIFE OUT.
COMING UP. - I'M GOING.
- IT'S NOT WORTH THE RISK.
- THERE'S MY LUGGAGE.
WHAT AM I THINKING?
OVERALL, I THINK THE TRIP
WAS A GREAT EXPERIENCE
FOR ALL OF US WOMEN.
WE ALL SKIED, WE ALL HAD FUN.
I FELT LIKE POOR TAYLOR
HAD THE WORST TIME OF IT ALL.
I FELT BAD, BECAUSE
SHE DEFINITELY HAD THAT...
REMORSEFUL, LIKE,
"WHAT DO I DO? WHAT DO I SAY?"
ALL THAT...
NOBODY LIKES THAT FEELING.
- I SWEAR,
IT'S GREAT TO BE HOME.
THE TRIP WAS
EMOTIONALLY DRAINING.
I LEFT WITH KIND OF
A HEAVY HEAD,
HOPING THAT TAYLOR
WAS GONNA BE OKAY.
- WHAT A NIGHT THAT WAS
LAST NIGHT.
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT WAS REALLY BAD.
REALLY, REALLY BAD.
- IT WAS SCARY.
- IT WAS...
IT WAS BAD FOR... FOR TAYLOR,
BECAUSE I FEEL SO BAD
FOR HER PERIOD, BUT YET...
I'VE NEVER SEEN
HER SO SKINNY. EVER.
- SHE'S WAY TOO THIN.
- SHE'S UNBELIEVABLE.
- I THINK SHE'S SO STRESSED
SHE CAN'T EAT.
- SOMETHING IS SERIOUSLY
GOING ON WITH HER.
- I THINK SHE HAS GOT
SO MUCH GOING ON,
AND I THINK SHE HIT
HER BREAKING POINT.
- SHE WAS KIND OF MUMBLING
AFTER A WHILE,
AND I... AND I REALLY HAD
TO GRAB HER AND SAY,
"TAYLOR, ARE YOU OKAY?"
YOU KNOW, "SLOW DOWN.
RELAX. IT'S OKAY."
I REALLY THINK
IT WAS A COMBINATION
OF THE ALTITUDE AND THE ALCOHOL,
THAT IT REALLY HIT HER.
AND OBVIOUSLY SHE HAS
A LOT GOING ON.
- I FEEL LIKE...
SHE'S REALLY
FIGHTING FOR SOMETHING
THAT SHE REALLY,
REALLY WANTS, THOUGH.
- LILY PADS LOOK NICE.
- LILY PADS ARE COMING IN,
AND I LOVE...
THE CAMELLIAS
ARE COMING IN NICELY.
- IT'S LIKE A SPA.
- [laughs] I KNOW.
- LIKE, YOUR SPA.
- YOU WANT TO SIT DOWN
FOR A LITTLE BIT?
- YEAH.
- WORN OUT?
- AH, IT FEELS NICE.
- FEELS GREAT, HUH?
- JUST TO RELAX.
- MM.
LISTEN... LISTEN TO
THE WATERFALL FROM THE POND.
ISN'T THAT RELAXING?
- MM-HMM.
THIS WOULD BE HARD
TO GIVE UP FOR ME.
- IT'S NOT
THAT I CAN'T AFFORD IT.
IT'S JUST IT'S
JUST ME AND THE KIDS,
AND DO I WANT TO MAINTAIN
FIVE ACRES OF LAND.
- WELL, AND IT'S ALSO
THE MEMORIES TOO.
- YEAH. IT'S DIFFICULT...
TO THINK OF LEAVING THIS BEHIND,
BUT, UM, I'M NOT READY
TO GIVE IT UP YET.
- NO?
- NO.
- YOU KNOW, FOR MY KIDS.
IT'S TOO TRAUMATIC TO MOVE THEM.
- LIKE, IF YOU TOOK AWAY,
LIKE, ALL THE HOUSES AND...
- MM-HMM.
- THE LIFESTYLE
THAT YOU AND KELSEY HAD,
LIKE, WHAT DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
- I MISS HAVING A PARTNER.
YOU KNOW.
- I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT
THE WAY IT HAPPENED,
BEING PUBLICLY HUMILIATED
AND DISCARDED.
BUT ALL I CAN SAY IS THAT
I'M IN A GOOD PLACE,
I'M HAPPY, AND MAYBE IT NEEDED
TO HAPPEN THE WAY IT DID.
- BY THE WAY,
HOW WAS BEAVER CREEK?
DID YOU GUYS HAVE FUN?
'CAUSE YOU DIDN'T EVEN
TELL ME ABOUT IT.
- WE HAD A GREAT TIME.
- DID YOU?
- I MEAN, WE HAD A...
- YEAH, I HAD SO MUCH FUN
WITH THE GIRLS.
WE LAUGHED A LOT, AND, UM...
- EVERYBODY GOT ALONG?
- WELL...
UNCOMFORTABLE MOMENT
WITH TAYLOR.
- WHAT HAPPENED?
- SHE WAS, UM,
SHE'S GOING THROUGH
SOMETHING WITH HER HUSBAND,
SO SHE WAS...
STARTED CRYING AT THE TABLE,
THAT, YOU KNOW, SHE SAID
SHE WAS AT HER BREAKING POINT.
- OH, MY GOD.
- I KNOW.
- I COULD SEE THE PAIN
IN HER FACE.
I COULD FEEL THE PAIN.
- MY ADVICE TO HER IS THAT,
YOU KNOW,
DO WHAT'S BEST FOR HER
AND HER DAUGHTER,
AND SHE REALLY NEEDS
TO BE HAPPY.
- YOU THINK THEY'LL BE ABLE
TO WORK IT OUT?
- I HOPE SO.
I HOPE THEY CAN WORK IT OUT
FOR THEIR DAUGHTER.
- YEAH. BUT AT LEAST
THEY'RE GOING THROUGH THERAPY.
- YEAH, I KNOW.
- I KNOW YOU GUYS DIDN'T.
- NO.
OUR SITUATIONS WERE DIFFERENT.
SHE'S WORKING ON HER MARRIAGE,
AND GOING TO THERAPY
WITH HER HUSBAND.
I DIDN'T HAVE
THAT OPPORTUNITY WITH MY EX.
BUT I'VE BEEN THERE.
- YEAH, YOU SURE HAVE.
[horn honks]
- HOW ARE YOU?
- AFTER YOU.
[speaks Spanish]
I LIKE TO SEE
THE RESTAURANT FULL.
- I KNOW.
- DON'T YOU?
- IT'S NICE. YEAH.
WE CANNOT FORGET TO ORDER
THE KIDS' FOOD TO GO.
- FOR SURE.
- I PROMISED THEM TWO FRITA
PLATTERS AND CHICKEN TACOS.
OKAY.
- TWO CHICKEN TACOS
AND AN ENCHILADA.
- DON'T DO THAT.
I'M A LITTLE BIT HESITANT
TO TELL MAURICIO
ABOUT EVERYTHING
THAT HAPPENED IN COLORADO,
BECAUSE I'M EMBARRASSED.
TO GO ON A BEAUTIFUL
TRIP LIKE THIS AND COME BACK
AND SAY, "OH, MY GOD.
YOU CAN'T BELIEVE THE DRAMA."
I DON'T WANT HIM TO THINK
THAT WE'RE ALL... INSANE.
- YOU NEVER REALLY
GOT INTO IT WITH ME,
AND I... WHATEVER HAPPENED
IN COLORADO WITH TAYLOR
WAS A LITTLE BIT MORE INTENSE
THAN YOU'VE ACTUALLY, LIKE,
TOLD ME ABOUT.
- IT WAS, LIKE, ALL OF A SUDDEN
SHE JUST SNAPPED LIKE THAT.
AND SHE WAS CRYING, AND...
I SWEAR TO GOD.
IT'S, LIKE, I... I FEEL LIKE
THIS GIRL IS SO...
FRAGILE, AND SHE'S
VERY VAGUE ABOUT IT.
KIM AND TAYLOR,
I WENT IN AND WAS GETTING
MY MAKEUP... DOING MY MAKEUP.
UM, I WENT IN,
AND KIM AND TAYLOR
WERE LAYING ON THE BED THAT KIM
AND I WERE SLEEPING IN, TALKING.
IT WAS VERY FUNNY TO SEE HER,
LIKE, OUT WITH THE GIRLS
AND SKIING, OUT TO DINNER.
KIM NEVER DOES THAT. - RIGHT.
- IT'S SO GOOD FOR HER
TO DO THAT.
IT REALLY IS GOOD FOR HER
TO DO THAT.
- OH, I'M SO HAPPY.
- WITH ALL THE CRAZINESS
THAT WAS GOING DOWN WITH TAYLOR,
IT WAS NICE JUST TO BE ON
THE SAME PAGE WITH KIM FOR ONCE,
AND SORT OF PUT
OUR BAGGAGE BEHIND US.
FOR SO LONG AFTER THE FIGHT,
WE WERE BOTH ANGRY, AND...
NOW WE'RE FINALLY... WE'RE...
WE'RE JUST HAVING FUN AGAIN.
- I... I, UM, I COMMEND HER.
I REALLY HOPE...
- IT'S GOOD.
- IT ALL WORKS OUT.
I'M REALLY HAPPY TO SEE
KIM AND KYLE
WORKING ON THEIR RELATIONSHIP,
HOWEVER,
I FEEL VERY HURT BY KIM.
TO HAVE HAD THOSE ALLEGATIONS
THROWN OUT AT ME,
AND TO HEAR HOW SHE ACTUALLY
FEELS ABOUT ME...
- MY HUSBAND HAS
HELPED YOU EVERY MONTH,
AND STOOD BY YOU
AND TAKEN CARE OF YOU, OKAY?
LIKE YOU'RE
A SECOND [bleep] WIFE.
- STOLE MY GODDAMN HOUSE!
- ANYTHING WE'VE EVER
HELPED YOU WITH IS OVER.
YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN NOW.
- I FEEL LIKE EVERYTHING
I'VE DONE FOR HER
IS, LIKE, JUST
TOTALLY MEANINGLESS.
YOU KNOW, SHE MAY BE ABLE
TO PATCH THINGS UP
WITH KYLE AND MAYBE EVEN TAYLOR,
UM, BUT WITH ME, IT'S GONNA BE
A LITTLE BIT MORE DIFFICULT.
I THINK THAT SHE'S GONNA
HAVE TO REALLY GO OUT THERE
AND GET SOME HELP.
AND IF SHE'S ABLE TO DO THAT,
UH, I MIGHT JUST BE ABLE
TO PATCH THINGS UP
WITH HER AS WELL.
I DO HOPE ONE DAY SHE DOES
APOLOGIZE FOR THOSE THINGS,
BECAUSE THEY WERE WRONG,
THEY WERE MEAN,
AND THEY WERE CRUEL.
- COMING UP...
- TELL ME THE TRUTH.
- I SWEAR TO GOD...
- JUST DON'T INTERFERE
WITH MY BUSINESS.
- HEY. HI. HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD. YOU?
- GOOD. YEAH.
ARE YOU, UH,
READY TO GO NEXT DOOR?
- YEAH.
- HEY, BUDDY. HOW'S IT GOING?
- GOOD, GOOD.
- OKAY, I'VE GOT THE KEYS.
OKAY, LET'S GO.
AS WELL AS VILLA BLANCA,
WE HAVE THIS
REALLY SEXY RESTAURANT
CALLED SUR IN WEST HOLLYWOOD,
AND THE SPACE NEXT DOOR
HAS BECOME AVAILABLE,
AND I AM DESPERATE
TO EXPAND INTO THERE.
I MEAN, I KNOW
YOU'VE SEEN IT BEFORE,
BUT JUST LOOK AT IT
WITH AN OPEN MIND, OKAY?
IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL SPACE.
LOOK AT IT.
- YEAH.
- I MEAN, I'M LOVING IT.
I'VE SEEN THE PREMISES
NEXT DOOR.
I'VE COVETED THEM FOR YEARS,
REALLY.
IT WOULD MAKE A FANTASTIC SPACE.
I CAN EXPAND SUR.
I JUST HAVE TO PERSUADE
MY HUSBAND.
I'VE GOT GREAT IDEAS.
I WOULD ACTUALLY
PROBABLY LIKE TO PUT
A LITTLE BIT MORE GLASS
IN THIS SKYLIGHT.
WE CAN PUT A HUGE BAR
IN DOWN HERE,
FINISH ABOUT HERE.
LOOK AT THE HIGH CEILINGS.
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
AND WE COULD OPEN THIS HERE
SO IT COMES STRAIGHT
ONTO THE PATIO.
OKAY, WE JUST KNOCK
THROUGH THAT WALL,
AND THEN MAYBE HAVE
MERCHANDISE HERE,
LIKE THE DRESSES,
THE T-SHIRTS, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
THAT COULD BE A PRIVATE ROOM,
WHICH WOULD BE BEAUTIFUL.
- HOW DO WE KNOW THAT
BY DOUBLING THE SIZE OF SUR
WE'RE NOT GOING TO SPOIL
THE EFFECT OF IT?
CHANGE SEXY,
LITTLE SUR INTO BIG SUR?
- STILL GONNA HAVE
SEXY, LITTLE SUR.
THIS IS GONNA BE MORE
OF A BAR HERE.
IT'S GOT A GARDEN
LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN.
I MEAN, IT DOESN'T
LOOK MUCH RIGHT NOW,
BUT TO HAVE A GARDEN LIKE...
NO, BUT TO HAVE
A GARDEN LIKE THIS...
- SUCH A BIG PROJECT.
- WELL, IT'S NOT REALLY
A BIG PROJECT.
I MEAN, OKAY,
THERE'S A FEW PROBLEMS OUT HERE.
I MEAN, RIGHT NOW,
YOU'RE LOOKING AT IT
AT ITS WORST, RIGHT?
I CAN PUT A WOODEN FLOOR IN
HERE, WHICH WOULD BE BEAUTIFUL.
I MEAN, IT'S EXQUISITE.
- I'M JUST THINKING OF WHETHER
YOU CAN FIND THE TIME TO DO IT.
THE DESIGN AND EVERYTHING.
- I CAN DO IT.
- YOU'VE GOT
ALL YOUR CHARITY WORK.
YOU KNOW, VILLA BLANCA AND SUR.
- THIS IS WHERE YOU COME IN.
YOU CAN HELP ME.
- KEN...
WOULD LIKE TO LIVE IN MONTECITO,
AND HE WOULD LIKE
TO BE RETIRED TOTALLY,
BUT, YOU KNOW,
WE GOT BILLS TO PAY.
GET TO WORK, LAZY ASS.
- HAVE YOU WORKED OUT ROUGHLY
HOW MUCH IT'S GONNA
COST YOU TO CONVERT THIS?
- THE MAIN MONEY'S GONNA GO
INTO REORGANIZING THE KITCHEN.
- WHAT ABOUT THE HOLES
THROUGH FROM SUR?
- RIGHT. THAT'S NOT A PROBLEM.
- THAT'S A BIG COST.
- WHAT, KNOCKING A HOLE
IN THE WALL IS A BIG COST?
- IT'S ALL GOT TO BE
STRUCTURALLY DONE.
- IT'S NOT A HUGE JOB,
AND I THINK THAT FOR OUR STORAGE
AND FOR OUR MERCHANDISING,
WE DEFINITELY NEED IT.
- YOU GOT A WHOLE PATIO
TO CREATE.
YOU GOT A BAR TO CREATE.
SEATING AREAS. SOUND SYSTEM.
AIR CONDITIONING. OFFICE.
IT MOUNTS UP.
- KEN'S SAYING NO RIGHT NOW,
BUT KEN CAN'T SAY NO FOR LONG.
YOU KNOW,
I HAVE THIS LITTLE TRICK
THAT I DO ON CHRISTMAS
AND BIRTHDAYS.
SO IF IT COMES TO THAT,
I WILL TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM.
COME ON. THINK HOW MUCH FUN
IT'S GONNA BE.
CHALLENGING. WE LIKE CHALLENGES.
JIGGY, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
[dog barks]
- HEY, TROY.
HOW YOU DOING, BUDDY?
- GOOD, GOOD. HOW YOU DOING?
- WELL, I'M
A LITTLE BIT NERVOUS.
WHAT'S THE MOOD LIKE UP THERE?
- I MEAN, THERE'S A LOT
OF ILLOGICAL THINKING,
BECAUSE THE EMOTIONS
ARE BRINGING IT OUT RIGHT NOW,
SO IF YOU GUYS
END UP COMING UP HERE,
SAFETY IS OF THE UTMOST CONCERN.
- [kisses]
MY FAMILY AND I
OWN THE SACRAMENTO KINGS.
WE'RE GOING UP FOR
THE LAST GAME OF THE SEASON.
WE'VE TRIED NOW FOR TEN YEARS
TO HAVE A
STATE-OF-THE-ART ARENA,
AND I THINK THE FANS DESERVE IT.
WE'VE TRIED AND TRIED AND TRIED
TO MAKE THAT HAPPEN,
AND UNLESS SOMEBODY
CAN MAKE THAT HAPPEN,
WE MAY HAVE TO MOVE THE TEAM.
IT COULD POSSIBLY
REALLY BE OUR LAST GAME.
JACKPOT.
YOU WANT TO GO?
AW. COME ON.
- JOHNNIE, CAN YOU
COME HERE FOR A SECOND?
SO I DID HEAR ADRIENNE GET ON
THE PHONE A FEW MINUTES AGO,
SAYING THAT SHE WANTED TO GO
TO HER NORMAL SUITE.
NOW IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE SAYING
THAT'S A BAD IDEA.
- IT'S DEFINITELY A BAD IDEA.
- OKAY.
- EVERYBODY'S GONNA BE LOOKING
UP AT THE SUITE "M" TONIGHT
TO SEE IF THERE'S ANY
MALOOF PRESENCE,
AND IT'S JUST... IT'S TOO MUCH
OF AN EMOTIONAL, VOLATILE NIGHT.
AND THAT'S WHY,
AFTER SPEAKING WITH HER BROTHER
AND OUR DIRECTOR OF SECURITY,
IF YOU GUYS GO, WE'LL MOVE YOU
GUYS INTO A DIFFERENT SUITE.
- OBVIOUSLY, YOU KNOW,
YOU GUYS ARE THERE,
YOU GUYS KNOW IT MORE.
I TALKED TO SAC P.D.,
AND THEY WERE SAYING THAT IT WAS
GONNA BE KIND OF HAIRY TOO.
- BUT OVERALL YOU THINK
THIS IS A STUPID IDEA.
OR NOT THE SMARTEST IDEA.
- WELL, I, YOU KNOW...
IT CERTAINLY WOULDN'T BE
A RECOMMENDATION.
- ALL RIGHT, BUDDY.
THANK YOU, AND HAVE A SAFE TRIP
TO NEW YORK, MY FRIEND.
- OKAY. THANK YOU. THANKS, GUYS.
- ALL RIGHT. THANKS, MAN.
- UM, THIS WAS A MISTAKE TO GO.
I... I DIDN'T KNOW
IT WAS THAT BAD.
- LET'S GO.
- SO WHERE IS...
WHEN YOU WERE UP THERE, IS SHE,
LIKE, ALMOST READY OR WHAT?
- YEAH,
SHE'S COMING DOWN RIGHT NOW.
- DOES SHE HAVE ANY IDEA
THAT WE'RE GONNA TALK?
- I DON'T THINK SO.
- A LITTLE BIT ABOUT THIS?
- I DON'T THINK SO.
I DON'T THINK SHE'S
GONNA BE HAPPY ABOUT IT.
- UM... [sighs]
WOULD YOU LIKE
TO SIT NEXT TO ME, HONEY?
- ARE WE LEAVING?
WHAT'S GOING ON?
LET'S GO. REALLY.
SERIOUSLY? LET'S GO.
- I TALKED TO TROY.
- AH.
- HE SAID IT'S A VERY HOT, HOT,
HOT SITUATION, NUMBER ONE.
YOU KNOW, THEY'RE GONNA TRY
TO THROW THEIR DRINKS AT YOU.
- LISTEN, ADRIENNE...
- IT'S NOT GONNA BE A GOOD IDEA.
- CAN I ASK...
- LET'S GO TO SAN FRANCISCO.
WE HAVE THE PLANE.
LET'S GO HAVE DINNER
IN SAN FRANCISCO WITH KIM.
- I'M NOT DOING THAT. COME ON.
- WELL...
- GOT TO FACE THE MUSIC.
COME ON. LET'S...
- FACE THE MUSIC?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN FACE THE MUSIC?
THIS IS DANGEROUS.
- IT'S... I'M OKAY.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE OKAY?
WHAT HAPPENS IF SOMEONE
THROWS SOMETHING AT YOUR FACE?
- WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME
SOMEBODY'S THROWN
SOMETHING AT MY FACE.
- I THINK THAT THERE'S
A GREAT POSSIBILITY
OF... OF A PROBLEM HAPPENING.
DANGER. IT'S DANGEROUS.
DON'T GO.
I PERSONALLY DON'T THINK
WE SHOULD GO.
- WELL, I'M GOING. SO...
- OKAY, SO YOU JUST WANT
TO GO, PERIOD...
- I'M GOING.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE GOING?
IF YOU'RE GOING, I'M GOING.
- WELL, YOU SAID YOU PERSONALLY
DON'T WANT TO GO.
- THAT'S NOT WHAT I JUST SAID.
- YOU JUST SAID, "I PERSONALLY
DON'T WANT TO GO."
- NO, I KNOW WHAT I SAID.
I SAID "WE SHOULD NOT BE GOING."
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I SHOULD...
WHAT, I'M GONNA STAY AT HOME
AND LET YOU GO?
- I'M GONNA GO.
- OKAY. SO THAT MEANS THEN
WE ARE GONNA GO.
- OKAY, THEN WE'RE GONNA GO.
AND WE'RE RUNNING LATE.
PAUL HAS HIS BUSINESS
AND I HAVE MY BUSINESS,
SO I'D RATHER KEEP
THE BUSINESS SEPARATED.
- COME ON.
- COME ON. WE'RE GOING.
- IT'S NOT... IT'S NOT RIGHT.
- IT DOESN'T MATTER WHETHER
WE'RE IN SUITE "F" OR SUITE "M".
- BECAUSE HE SAID LESS PEOPLE
WILL BE LOOKING AT YOU.
- WHOLE SAFETY, AND ALL
THE NEGATIVE RAMIFICATIONS.
- YOU HAVE TO HAVE
A LITTLE MORE FAITH IN ME.
- THAT HAS NOTHING
TO DO WITH IT, FAITH.
WHAT, YOU CAN CONTROL
2,000, 3,000 PEOPLE?
IT'S NOT WORTH THE RISK.
- COME ON IN.
- COME ON IN, PUPS.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD. HOW'VE YOU BEEN?
- OH, WELL, YOU KNOW,
I'M STARTING TO THINK
THAT ALL OF THIS SELF HELP
IS MAKING ME LOSE MY MIND.
[laughter] - OH, NO.
- RUSSELL AND I
ARE DOING MARRIAGE COUNSELING,
AND I ALSO HAVE A LIFE COACH
THAT I'M WORKING WITH,
TO JUST HELP ME FIND MY VOICE,
AND JUST SPEAK UP FOR MYSELF
MORE FREQUENTLY.
- OKAY, SO TELL ME
SINCE I LAST SAW YOU
WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON.
- LET'S SEE. WHERE DO I BEGIN?
WELL, I THOUGH IT WOULD BE
A GOOD IDEA
FOR ME TO GET AWAY FOR A FEW
DAYS WITH THE GIRLS, AND...
IN RETROSPECT, I THINK MAYBE IT
WAS TOO MUCH FOR ME.
- WHAT HAPPENED?
- WELL, I THINK
I HAD A PANIC ATTACK.
- SO WHAT HAPPENED?
- WE HAD BEEN SKIING ALL DAY,
I HADN'T EATEN ANYTHING,
AND THEN KYLE AND I GOT IN THIS
INCREDIBLY HOT HOT TUB TOGETHER,
IT WAS, LIKE, 105 DEGREES,
AND HAD A GLASS OF WINE,
AND THEN I STARTED
TO GET EMOTIONAL,
AND THEN I JUST COULDN'T
GET THE REIGNS BACK ON IT.
- KYLE...
- I... I'M WILLING TO DO
EVERYTHING YOU GUYS WANT,
BUT I'M NOT DOING THAT.
BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO BE
THE CRAZY [bleep] BITCH.
CAMILLE, SHE JUST WENT
THROUGH A DIVORCE,
SO SHE'S FEELING THIS
HORRIBLE LONELINESS,
AND SHE ALSO WAS BETRAYED
IN HER MARRIAGE,
AND SO SHE WAS GIVING IT TO ME
FROM HER PERSPECTIVE,
AND THEN MY FRIEND LISA,
SHE HAS THIS INCREDIBLY
STRONG MARRIAGE
WHERE SHE WEARS THE PANTS
AND SHE RUNS THE SHOW,
AND SO COULD NEVER IMAGINE
BEING IN MY KIND OF MARRIAGE,
AND THEN, UM, KIM IS DIVORCED,
AND HAS BEEN FOR A LONG TIME,
AND SO SHE'S FELT
THE PAIN OF THAT,
SO SHE HAS HER PERSPECTIVE.
AND I FEEL LIKE BY THE END
OF THE TRIP I WAS LIKE...
AND I JUST COULDN'T
HANDLE IT ANYMORE.
- THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
- I WAS TAKING ON EVERYONE'S
VERSION OF WHAT IT WAS,
AND I FEEL LIKE I LITERALLY
JUST HAD A BREAKDOWN.
- WE WANT TO START
MAKING THINGS BETTER,
AND LET'S WORK TO GET
THIS MARRIAGE BACK ON TRACK.
- RIGHT, RIGHT.
AND THAT'S WHAT I WANT.
- AND WE CAN DO THAT.
WE CAN DO THAT.
- IN RETROSPECT,
I SHOULD HAVE NEVER
TALKED TO MY FRIENDS
ABOUT MY MARRIAGE,
BECAUSE IT'S ONLY CONFUSED ME
AND COMPLICATED MATTERS.
- I WANT YOU TO BE ABLE
TO GET TO THAT POINT
WHERE ANYONE CAN SAY ANYTHING,
AND IT'S JUST...
YOU'VE GOT YOUR ARMOR ON.
IT DOESN'T EVEN DENT.
BUT YOU'RE NOT THERE YET.
- I REALLY WANT TO GET
MY MARRIAGE ON TRACK.
AND I RECOGNIZE THAT
BY TELLING MY FRIENDS THINGS,
GOOD OR BAD,
IT'S JUST CONFUSING ME.
- THAT'S WHAT I NEED.
I NEED THE SUIT OF ARMOR.
- YOU DO. AND WE'RE MAKING IT.
- YEAH. RIGHT NOW I'VE GOT
A SUIT OF ALUMINUM.
- AW.
- IT'S NOT SO GOOD.
- WE'LL GET THERE.
WE'LL GET THERE.
YOU'RE DOING SO WELL.
HONESTLY, TAYLOR,
YOU'RE DOING AMAZING.
I'M REALLY PROUD OF YOU.
- ALL RIGHT. LISTEN.
I'M CALLING TROY.
- YOU'RE CALLING TROY
ABOUT WHAT?
YOU ALREADY MADE
THE DECISION TO GO.
- WE'RE GOING,
BUT WE'RE SITTING IN SUITE "M."
- HE WAS ADAMANT.
DO NOT DO THAT.
- THE PROBLEM IS...
- 'CAUSE IT'S LIKE
A SLAP IN THE FACE.
- IT'S NOT A SLAP IN THE FACE.
HOW'S IT A SLAP IN THE FACE?
THIS IS MY TEAM.
THIS IS MY LAST GAME.
I WANT TO SEE MY... MY TEAM PLAY.
PAUL WAS OVERSTEPPING
HIS BOUNDARIES.
IS SOMEBODY
MEETING YOU DOWN THERE?
- YES, MA'AM.
- SECURITY FROM OUR TEAM
OR FROM...?
- WE HAVE OUR TEAM.
WE'LL ALSO HAVE THE, UM...
- THE KINGS...
- KINGS.
THE KINGS ARENA SECURITY
MEETING US.
ALSO SACRAMENTO POLICE.
- I DO FEEL THAT ADRIENNE
WAS BEING A LITTLE BIT NAIVE.
UH, NOT KNOWING THAT THIS COULD
BE A DANGEROUS SITUATION.
- WHAT PAUL I THINK
WAS TRYING TO SAY
WAS ABOUT PEOPLE HECKLING YOU
AND GETTING ON YOU
AND STUFF AND...
- NO, WE'RE GOING.
LET'S JUST FACE IT HEAD ON.
- THIS IS GONNA BE
A HOT SITUATION.
- DOES KIM KNOW...
I'VE EXPLAINED TO HER
IT WAS OUR LAST GAME.
- BUT DOES SHE KNOW
ANY OF THIS STUFF?
- I'VE INVITED KIM
TO FLY WITH US,
'CAUSE I HAVEN'T
BEEN ABLE TO SPEND
A LOT OF ONE ON ONE
TIME WITH HER.
IF YOU WANT TO GO,
THEN WHY DON'T YOU MAKE IT EASY
AND STAY IN THE OTHER SUITE?
WHY JUST...
[sighs]
I DON'T KNOW. WHATEVER.
- BECAUSE I'LL TELL YOU WHY.
- UGH.
- BECAUSE IF I'M GONNA GO...
- YEAH.
- WHAT'S THE PURPOSE OF HIDING?
WHY HIDE?
- AND, BY THE WAY,
THE PEOPLE ALREADY KNOW
THEY'RE GETTING THAT SUITE.
THE "S" PEOPLE ARE GONNA BE
USING THE "M" SUITE.
- DID YOU SWITCH IT?
WITHOUT ASKING?
- TROY DID THAT.
- TELL ME THE TRUTH.
- I SWEAR TO GOD.
- JUST DON'T INTERFERE
WITH MY BUSINESS.
- WAIT A MINUTE. I JUST SAID
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
- I KNEW WHAT I WAS DOING.
- DON'T... AND DON'T ACCUSE ME
OF [bleep] LIKE THAT.
- ACCUSE YOU OF WHAT?
- I DIDN'T... I'M GONNA
CHANGE THE SUITE ON MY OWN.
- WELL, IT WAS "M" LAST NIGHT.
- IT WAS... WELL,
HE APPARENTLY CHANGED IT
AFTER YOU GUYS DID IT.
- NO, HE APPARENTLY CHANGED IT
AFTER YOU TALKED TO HIM.
- COMING UP...
- I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. KIM.
- I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS
RIGHT NOW. WHO'S THIS?
- IT'S PAUL AND ADRIENNE.
- WHO?
- I HAVE THREE DOGS.
MAY COME AS A BIG SHOCK,
BUT THEY POOP IN THE BACKYARD.
A LOT OF TIMES
IT ENDS UP BEING ME
WHO PICKS UP THE DOG POOP.
YOU THINK CLEANING UP
POOP IS FUN?
- YEAH.
- WHY?
- I WANT TO DO IT BY MYSELF.
- FOR SOME REASON, PORSCHE
LIKES TO PICK UP THE DOG POOP.
SHE THINKS USING THE LITTLE
POOPER SCOOPER,
THE LITTLE CLAMP IS FUN.
I'M HELPING, MOM?
- YOU CAN HELP ME FIND IT. EW.
IT'S LIKE AN EASTER HUNT,
ONLY NOTHING LIKE IT.
[laughs]
- POOPER SCOOPER!
[laughs]
- OKAY. HEY, NOT BA... UH.
- RIGHT THERE, MOM.
- THANKS.
THANKS.
- POOP.
- UGH. NOW I GOT TO GET...
UGH!
THANK YOU, DETECTIVE PORSCHE.
- HEY!
POOP.
[laughter]
- OH, MY GOD.
THIS IS MORE STRESSFUL
THAN ACTUALLY GETTING
TO THE GAME.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
WHEN PAUL AND I
GO TO THE AIRPORT,
KIM WAS NOT THERE.
SO I STARTED
PANICKING A LITTLE BIT,
BECAUSE WE'RE KIND OF
ON A SCHEDULE.
OKAY, I'M GONNA
CALL KIM REAL QUICK.
[phone rings]
- HELLO.
- KIM.
- YEAH.
- HEY, IT'S ADRIENNE.
- WHO?
- KIM.
- WHO... WHO IS THIS?
- IT'S ADRIENNE.
- WHO?
- KIM.
- WHO? I DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR THIS RIGHT NOW.
WHO IS THIS?
- IT'S PAUL AND ADRIENNE.
- OH, MY GOSH, ADRIENNE,
I AM SO SORRY.
- THAT'S OKAY, HONEY.
[laughter] "I DON'T HAVE TIME...
I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS."
MY POWER WENT OUT, AND I'M...
I'M NE... I WOULD NEVER
DO THIS TO YOU GUYS.
I FEEL SO BAD. I'M SO EXCITED
TO GO WITH YOU GUYS TODAY.
AND THAT'S FINE.
I'M RUNNING INTO YOUR...
I JUST FEEL BAD.
I'M SO EXCITED
TO GO WITH YOU GUYS.
I LOVE YOU GUYS.
I FEEL HORRIBLE.
I JUST FEEL TERRIBLE.
I'M REALLY TERRIBLE.
- IT WAS A WEIRD CONVERSATION.
UM, KIM DID NOT SOUND
HER NORMAL SELF.
AND I JUST FEEL HORRIBLE.
I'M RUSHING, RUSHING, RUSHING,
AND I'LL BE THERE,
LIKE, REALLY...
I'M LEAVING HERE IN,
LIKE, TEN MINUTES.
I'M SO SORRY.
- KIM, IT'S OKAY, HONEY.
- 'CAUSE IT'S A NICE AIRPORT,
AND... AND I LOVE THE PLANES
OVER THERE,
SO, YOU KNOW, BUT STILL.
IT'S NOT... NOT COOL,
AND I JUST...
- OH, IT'S ALL...
- HONEY, SERIOUSLY, IT'S OKAY.
- I WAS READY TO DRAW
MY HAIR IN A PONYTAIL, WET,
AND THEN I THOUGHT, "NO WAY.
IN THE MIDDLE OF
THE SACRAMENTO KING GUYS?"
AND THEN I'M LIKE,
"YOU KNOW, OH, MY GOD.
I GOT TO DO SOMETHING."
- ALL RIGHT, HONEY.
IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY.
WE LOVE YOU.
WE'LL... WE'LL BE HERE.
- I LOVE YOU TOO.
I'LL SEE YOU THERE.
- ALL RIGHT, HONEY. BYE.
- OKAY. ALL RIGHT, BYE.
- BYE. BYE.
- SHUT THAT OFF.
- THE POWER WENT OFF.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
- SHE'S JUST...
SHE'S JUST FREAKING OUT.
- SHE DID NOT SEEM...
SHE DID NOT SEEM
COMPLETELY WITH IT.
- NO, BUT SHE'S BEEN SICK,
THOUGH.
- SHE DIDN'T SOUND SICK.
- NO, BUT, I MEAN,
ON THE TRIP SHE WAS SICK,
AND SHE WAS CONGESTED.
- JUST WAIT A MINUTE.
SHE SOUNDED LIKE
SHE WAS INTOXICATED.
- PAUL, DON'T...
YOU DON'T... KNOW THAT.
- I'M VERY WORRIED THAT KIM
IS NOT GONNA MAKE THE FLIGHT.
I THOUGHT THAT KIM
WAS FAR FROM BEING READY.
- I DON'T THINK
IT'S GONNA BE TEN MINUTES.
WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT.
- IT'S 3:00.
- I KNOW.
I'M GIVING HER TEN MINUTES.
- NO, SHE'S AT HOME.
SHE WON'T BE HERE FOR AT LEAST
ANOTHER HOUR OR SO.
- I SAY WE GO HAVE A DRINK.
- WE'VE RENTED A PRIVATE JET.
UH, YOU KNOW,
THEY'RE WAITING FOR US.
BUT 20,000 FANS
AND A BASKETBALL TEAM
IS NOT GONNA WAIT FOR US.
NO, SHE WON'T BE HERE FOR
AT LEAST AN HOUR AND A HALF.
[groans]
- I CANNOT MISS THE LAST GAME
OF OUR SEASON.
- [laughs] OH, MY GOD.
- OKAY, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
SERIOUSLY, SHE WAS SICK, THOUGH.
ADRIENNE, SHE'S [bleep]ED UP.
- NEXT TIME ON THE REAL
HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...
- I'M HAVING A COCKTAIL PARTY
TO RAISE MONEY FOR A CHARITY.
- WHO'S THAT?
- YOUNGER AND PRETTIER WOMEN
ARE OFTEN MET WITH HOSTILITY
AND JEALOUSY.
- HEY HUSBAND LEFT HER
FOR LEANN RIMES.
THAT'S HER CLAIM TO FAME.
- FRIENDLY GALS.
- DON'T GO! DON'T GO! DON'T GO!
- THERE'S AN ARTICLE
IN THE PRESS ABOUT MY MARRIAGE,
AND I'M NOT HAPPY.
- TO LEARN MORE
ABOUT THE HOUSEWIVES,
HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...
- IF I HAD TO GO
TO SEE A THERAPIST
TO MAKE MY MARRIAGE BETTER,
I WOULD FEEL WEAK.
- WE'RE GOING TO COLORADO,
TO SOMEWHERE
CALLED BEAVER CREEK.
OH, MY GOD. YOU MADE IT!
- KIM, GRAB HIM BY THE EARS.
IT'S GONNA HELP.
- LISA, SHUT UP!
HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
- JUST WANT SO BADLY
TO MAKE IT WORK.
- WHY?
- LIFE IN BEVERLY HILLS
IS A GAME,
AND I MAKE THE RULES.
- I'M NOT THE RICHEST GIRL
IN BEVERLY HILLS,
BUT I AM THE LUCKIEST.
- PEOPLE TRY TO FIGURE ME OUT,
BUT I'M ONE OF A KIND.
- I FINALLY FOUND MY VOICE,
AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT.
- HAVE IT ALL IS EASY
IF YOU'RE WILLING
TO WORK FOR IT.
- DIAMONDS AREN'T
A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND.
FREEDOM IS.
- WE'VE HAD A GREAT DAY
ON THE SLOPES.
EVERYTHING'S FANTASTIC.
GIRLS GETTING ALONG REALLY WELL.
KYLE'S BEEN IN THE HOT TUB
WITH TAYLOR.
I THINK TAYLOR'S DRUNK
NEARLY A WHOLE BOTTLE OF WINE.
THERE'S TEARS, AND SHE'S
STARTING TO GET VERY EMOTIONAL.
- SOMETIMES WHEN YOU GET AWAY,
IT JUST GIVES YOU
A MINUTE TO BREATHE.
AND SOMETIMES
THAT'S A GOOD THING, AND...
SOMETIMES IT'S JUST REALLY HARD.
- YOU DON'T NEED HIM TO BE OKAY.
YOU DO NOT NEED HIM TO BE OKAY.
YOU NEED YOURSELF TO BE OKAY.
- AFTER A LONG DAY OF SKIING,
I WAS TIRED,
SO I WENT TO MY BEDROOM
TO TAKE A NAP.
- I HAD NO IDEA
WHAT YOU WERE GOING THROUGH
WITH YOUR OWN FAMILY.
- TAYLOR? KIM?
AFTER SKIING FOR THREE HOURS,
I JUST NEEDED TO GO LAY DOWN.
- KIM, I WAS THE GIRL THAT...
IF YOU WERE GONNA
BET ON SOMEONE,
I... I WOULD NEVER BET ON ME.
- I WAS IN THE DEEPEST SLEEP
OF EXHAUSTION,
AND NEXT THING I KNOW,
TAYLOR COMES RUNNING IN,
AND SHE, LIKE,
JUMPED ON TOP OF ME,
AND I WAS HALF ASLEEP,
SO I WAS LIKE,
"WHOA. WHAT HAPPENED?"
AND SHE SAID, "I... I...
I... I DRANK TOO MUCH."
- I GREW UP WITH NOTHING.
WE HAD NOTHING.
I WAS SO POOR.
AND I'M SO TERRIFIED
OF GOING BACK TO THAT.
- NOBODY SAYS YOU HAVE TO,
IF YOU'RE THAT SCARED OF IT.
AND YOU'RE A HARD WORKER,
YOU SAID.
YOU'RE A SMART GIRL.
AND YOU HAVE GREAT OPPORTUNITY.
YOU NEED TO CHANGE THAT INSIDE.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
NOTHING'S GONNA BRING YOU DOWN.
- I'M TRYING.
IT'S EASY FOR ME
TO BE DRAWN TO ADRIENNE,
BECAUSE SHE HAS NO PROBLEMS.
AND YOU AND I PROBABLY
HAVE SIMILAR PROBLEMS.
- EVERYBODY HAS PROBLEMS.
EVERYBODY HAS SOMETHING INSIDE
THAT HURTS THEM,
THAT ACHES THEM,
THAT ANNOYS THEM.
ALL THE GOOD THINGS
THAT HAVE HAPPENED TO YOU,
ALL THE GOOD THINGS,
IF YOU CAN FOCUS ON THE GOOD...
- I GUESS I FEEL SO FRAGILE
BECAUSE OF EVERYTHING
I'M GOING THROUGH,
AND I FEEL SO BAD
ABOUT OUR RELATIONSHIP,
AND EVERYTHING THAT I...
I DID WITH YOU.
DON'T... DO NOT [bleep]
DRAG ME INTO THIS.
I'M 'BOUT TO TAKE YOU OUT BACK
AND PULL SOME OKLAHOMA
ON YOUR ASS.
- WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE?
- I HAD A LITTLE NAP,
AND I GOT WOKEN UP
BY A HALF-NAKED WOMAN.
- WE WENT IN THE JACUZZI.
- I THREW A ROBE ON HER.
- I JUST HOPE
YOU CAN FORGIVE ME.
WE'D BOTH BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH.
I'M SORRY.
I'M SO SORRY.
- BUT IT'S OVER.
- IT'S OVER.
- YOU KNOW?
- LOOK HOW STRONG MY SISTER IS.
- I KNOW.
- I LOVE HER.
- KIM'S ALWAYS GIVEN ME
A HARD TIME ABOUT MOTHERING HER,
SO IT'S KIND OF FUNNY TO SEE HER
ALL OF A SUDDEN
MOTHERING TAYLOR.
- I WAS SUCH AN [bleep]HOLE.
- YEAH, I KNOW.
[laughter]
SO WAS I.
- OH, GUESS WHAT? SO WAS I?
- ACTUALLY, YOU REALLY WERE.
YOU WERE THE WORST.
- YOU WERE THERE WORST.
YOU JUST DIDN'T SHOW IT.
- NOW WE'RE GONNA GO UPSTAIRS.
WE'RE GONNA EAT.
- WHERE DID ALL
YOU PEOPLE COME FROM?
- THERE'S A LOT OF 'EM.
- I'M KYLE.
- HI, KYLE.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD. THIS IS NOAH.
- NOAH. TRACY.
- WHITNEY.
- WHITNEY,
THAT'S EASY TO REMEMBER.
CHEERS, ADRIENNE.
- CHEERS.
- GOOD TIMES.
- WHERE ARE THE GIRLS?
- I DON'T KNOW,
BUT DINNER'S IN TEN MINUTES.
- TAYLOR? KIM?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- HEY.
- EVEN WHEN YOU THINK
YOU'RE HAVING THE BEST TIME
AND THINGS ARE GOING GREAT,
ALL OF A SUDDEN...
- KIM, COME OVER HERE.
DEAR GOD.
I JUST WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE.
- TAYLOR CHOSE TO HIDE.
IN KYLE'S SUITCASE.
IN OUR CLOSET.
- HEY, LEAVE OUR UNDERWEAR
OUT OF THERE.
- SURPRISE!
[laughter]
TAYLOR IS IN A SUITCASE.
- I'M READY TO GO HOME.
- I'M LIKE, "COME ON.
"WE GOT TO GET YOU OUT OF THERE,
GET YOU DRESSED.
LET'S GET YOUR MAKEUP ON."
- IT'S THE ALTITUDE.
WE'RE GOING UPSTAIRS,
AND WE'RE GETTING READY.
YES, WE'RE GONNA GO
HAVE FUN NOW.
LET'S GO HAVE DINNER.
- OH, MY GOODNESS.
- KYLE... TAYLOR?
- ARE YOU OKAY?
- I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S
THE COMBINATION OF THE ALCOHOL
AND BEING SO THIN,
THE ALTITUDE...
ARE YOU OKAY?
- NO.
- BUT ALL A SUDDEN...
SHE'S STARTING TO GO CRAZY.
OW.
- KIM.
- I'M HERE. WHAT'S UP?
ARE YOU DRESSED?
YOU LOOK VERY CUTE.
OOH. OW. WATCH MY FEET.
- I HEARD PEOPLE YELLING
AND DOORS SLAMMING.
IT DIDN'T SEEM LIKE THIS PERSON
WAS PLAYING, JOKING AROUND.
IT SEEMED VERY INTENSE.
- GO FIX YOUR MAKEUP.
- OKAY. WHAT KIND OF MAKEUP?
- I'D PUT A LITTLE BLUSH
AND A LITTLE GLOSS ON.
- OKAY.
- AND YOUR HAIR LOOKS GREAT.
- OKAY, THANK YOU.
- AND YOU JUST...
AND THEN WE'LL SEE YOU
IN A MINUTE.
OKAY.
- NOT GOOD.
ADRIENNE.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD COME SEE HER,
TALK TO HER.
I THINK TAYLOR WAS HAVING
A HORRIBLE MOMENT.
- TAYLOR.
- WHAT ELSE
IS GOING ON WITH YOU?
- TAYLOR, COME ON, HONEY.
COME UP.
- WHAT'S GOING ON?
WHAT'S GOING ON...
- UM, ADRIENNE?
- YEAH.
- OKAY, COME ON.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
- NOW MY MAKEUP'S GONE.
- LISA. LISA. WE ALL HAVE
TO GO UP TO DINNER.
- NO, WE DON'T.
- YES. COME ON.
- NO. HONESTLY, IT'S GONE.
MY ENTIRE MAKEUP BAG'S GONE.
- THEY PROBABLY PUT IT
IN ONE OF THE DRAWERS, PROBABLY.
- SHE REALLY SEEMED, UM,
DISORIENTED.
HONEY, TAYLOR.
- OH, NO, NO, NO.
- YES, THEY ARE.
- IT'S HERE.
- HONEY.
- WHERE IS IT?
- YES, THEY ARE.
- NO, THEY'RE NOT. TAYLOR.
- ...MAKEUP BAG.
- WELL, OKAY, WE'LL FIND IT.
- TAYLOR. HONEY.
- TAYLOR,
WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE?
- IT'S BLUE WITH RED FLOWERS.
AND I DON'T LIKE THIS.
IT'S A [bleep] THING.
- HONEY...
- [bleep]...
- THEY'RE NOT GONNA STEAL
YOUR MAKEUP, HONEY.
- I'M TELLING YOU
THE TRUTH, KIM.
I HAD A BLUE MAKEUP BAG
WITH RED FLOWERS.
- OKAY.
- UM, I DON'T KNOW.
- THERE'S MORE GOING ON
THAN THIS.
- I DO NOT FEEL
THIS IS A NORMAL REACTION
TO SOMEONE LOSING
THEIR MAKEUP BAG, YOU KNOW?
- I'M NOT DOING THIS
[bleep] [bleep].
- KIM?
- KYLE, WHERE'S
TAYLOR'S MAKEUP BAG?
- IT'S RIGHT HERE.
- IS ALL HER MAKEUP IN THERE?
- TAYLOR, LOOK WHAT I FOUND.
LOOK WHAT WE GOT.
TAYLOR.
- I DIDN'T PUT IT IN THERE.
- OKAY. KYLE...
- I... I'M WILLING TO DO
EVERYTHING YOU GUYS WANT,
BUT I'M NOT DOING THIS.
- IS THIS YOURS?
- BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO BE
THE CRAZY [bleep] BITCH.
- I BELIEVE THAT
TAYLOR IS DRINKING...
TOO MUCH TO COPE
WITH HER MARRIAGE.
BECAUSE HER BEHAVIOR
IS IRRATIONAL.
- ALL RIGHT, HONEY? COME ON.
LET'S GO UP.
- LET'S GO. COME ON.
- 'CAUSE CAMILLE'S WAITING.
- LISA AND ADRIENNE
DIDN'T GIVE ME SPECIFICS,
BUT THEY TOLD ME
THAT TAYLOR WAS DOWNSTAIRS,
AND SHE SEEMED TO BE
EXTREMELY UPSET.
- WELL, I THINK YOU LOOK
LIKE YOU'VE WORKED THROUGH IT.
- I'M TRYING. I REALLY AM.
- I KNOW.
- TAYLOR.
- PICK UP YOUR BOOTSTRAPS,
GET UPSTAIRS,
LET'S GET SOME FOOD IN YOU,
AND LET'S EAT.
- COME ON.
- A LOT OF SUPPORT,
MORE THAN YOU REALIZE.
YOU REALLY DO.
- A REASONABLE VOICE
IS COMING UP.
SHE SEEMS TO BE
IN A VERY DANGEROUS PLACE,
IN MY OPINION.
- I THINK SHE'S HAVING
A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN.
- IT WAS JUST STRANGE, YOU KNOW.
ONE MINUTE WE WERE
JUST HAVING SO MUCH FUN,
AND THEN, YOU KNOW,
WITHIN TWO HOURS,
THE WHOLE THING
HAS HIT ROCK BOTTOM.
- I DON'T... I DON'T WANT TO...
- WHAT'S FOR DINNER?
- OH, MY GOSH.
- COMING UP...
- YOU'RE HAVING
A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN.
- LET'S GO HAVE DINNER.
I THINK TAYLOR SHOULD
PROBABLY JUST RELAX, 'CAUSE...
- WHAT IS GOING...
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT...
TAYLOR'S OUTSIDE,
HER AND KYLE WERE TALKING.
THIS IS ALL I'M GETTING,
AND THEN...
WHAT HAPPENED?
- THEY WERE IN THE JACUZZI.
THEY HAD A FEW DRINKS. - OKAY.
- OFTEN WHEN PEOPLE HAVE
A FEW DRINKS AND START TO BE...
- WELL, IT'S THE ALTITUDE,
AND THE...
LISA GRABBED ME AND SAID,
"IT'S NOT GOOD."
I THOUGHT, "OH, NO.
NOT AT MY HOUSE AGAIN.
NOT ANOTHER
DINNER PARTY FROM HELL."
NO, WE SHOULD REALLY SIT DOWN.
GET EVERYBODY TOGETHER
AND START DINNER.
COME WITH ME OVER HERE.
- IT'S A LOT OF CARBS FOR YOU,
I KNOW.
- DO YOU WANT ONE, HONEY? KYLE.
- DON'T OVERDO IT.
- YOU WANT ONE, HONEY?
- I NEVER EAT.
- COKE?
AND A LITTLE LIP-GLOSS FOR YOU?
THERE WE GO.
- I'M PUTTING ON
LIP-GLOSS FOR WHAT?
- HAVE SOME OF THESE.
THIS IS A TUNA TARTARE.
- I'LL HAVE THAT.
- OH, MY GOD, THE TUNA TARTARE!
- THE TUNA TARTARE.
- I IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT
THAT TAYLOR LOOKED DIFFERENT.
HER EYES WERE GLOSSY.
YOU'RE HAVING
A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN.
- MM.
- YEAH, YOU ARE.
I CAN SEE IT.
SHE DIDN'T SEEM LIKE
SHE WAS IN THE MOMENT.
COME ON.
PULL IT TOGETHER.
COME ON. SERIOUSLY.
DON'T DRINK, THOUGH.
HAVE SOME WATER.
I'M WORRIED ABOUT HER.
- I AM TOO.
- NO, I MEAN...
I'M SERIOUSLY WORRIED ABOUT HER.
SHE MENTALLY
WAS VERY, UH, DISTRAUGHT.
I'VE NEVER SEEN HER LIKE THAT.
- I'M SORRY.
- HEY, IT'S OKAY, DARLING.
IT'S FINE. IT'S FINE.
OKAY? IT'S FINE.
ALL RIGHT. COME ON.
DON'T BE SORRY. DON'T BE SORRY.
- I FEEL BAD FOR TAYLOR,
BUT WE'RE ON VACATION. COME ON.
- OKAY. SO WHO'S SITTING WHERE?
- I'LL SIT HERE.
- YOU KNOW, CAMILLE,
I THINK THAT HONESTLY,
FOR ME, IT WAS SITTING
IN MASON'S ROOM.
- OH, GOSH.
- WHAT?
- AND JUST RECOGNIZING
WHAT HE DID TO YOU.
- OH, NO.
- AW.
- AND THEN FEELING WHAT...
IT COULD HAPPEN TO MY OWN CHILD.
- TAYLOR JUST ALWAYS LOOKS LIKE
SUCH A VICTIM TO ME.
- ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
- AND SHE JUST SEEMS TO DISSOLVE
IN TEARS ALL THE TIME.
- BECAUSE I STILL HAVE HOPE.
- YEAH, BUT SOMETIMES, HOPE IS...
- HOPE FOR WHAT?
- HOPE OF WHAT?
TO TURN SOMETHING IN
THAT YOU NEVER HAD?
- CAN I JUST SAY ONE THING?
- TAYLOR.
- I DON'T KNOW... I DON'T KNOW...
I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT THE SITUATION.
ALL I DO KNOW IS THAT
WHEN SHE CALLED TODAY,
SHE SAID RUSSELL WAS GOING
OUT OF HIS WAY
TO MAKE SURE
THAT HER THINGS WERE...
- THAT'S A BAND-AID.
THAT'S A SUPERFICIAL...
- I DISAGREE WITH YOU.
IT IS NOT A BAND-AID.
- BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S GONE ON.
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.
- YOU JUST SAID THAT.
WELL, THAT'S SUPERFICIAL.
- BUT WHAT I'M SAYING, LISA,
IS THAT THERE ARE LITTLE STEPS.
- OKAY, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
- BUT THE HISTORY IS LONG.
- IS WAY DEEPER THAN THAT.
- SOMETIMES, PEOPLE ARE LONELY,
AND SO THEY'LL
TURN TO THIS LONELINESS...
- YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE ALONE
TO BE LONELY.
YOU CAN BE IN A ROOM FULL
OF PEOPLE AND BE LONELY.
- YOU CAN BE MARRIED
AND BE ALONE.
- YEAH.
- IT'S TRUE.
BUT SOMETIMES WHEN YOU'RE AFRAID
TO LEAVE A SITUATION,
IT'S BECAUSE OF LONELINESS.
- CAN I TELL YOU WHAT
YOUR SOUP IS?
- YES.
- OKAY. WHEW. OKAY.
ALL RIGHT. - OKAY.
- THIS FIRST COURSE
IS A CARROT GINGER SOUP,
AND YOU HAVE A CROUTON
THAT'S MADE WITH FOUR GRAINS,
SO WE MADE THE BREAD
IN OUR SHOP,
SO FOUR DIFFERENT GRAINS.
IT'S NUTTY AND IT'S SWEET
AND IT'S CRUNCHY,
AND THEN A, UM, MASCARPONE,
CUMIN, PANELA ON TOP,
AND THEN, UH, SWEET
AND SALTY PINE NUTS.
SO PLEASE ENJOY THAT.
- THANK YOU.
- MM-HMM
- THANKS.
- THANKS FOR BREAKING
THE MOMENT, AS WELL.
- ANY TIME.
- I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT SHE SAID.
- SINCE THE GIRLS WERE OUT
HAVING A GOOD TIME
IN COLORADO SKIING,
IT WAS TIME
FOR THE BOYS TO GO OUT
AND HAVE A LITTLE BITE TO EAT
AND A LITTLE DRINK.
DO YOU SMOKE CIGARS?
YOU KNOW WHAT, I REALLY DON'T.
I LOVE THE SMELL OF IT.
YOU'VE GOT SOME NICE CIGARS.
- I BROUGHT ALL THESE CIGARS.
- YOU'VE GOT
ALL OF THESE COHIBAS.
HOW'D YOU BRING THESE IN
FROM, UH...
[clears throat aggressively]
[laughter]
- I'LL TRY ONE OF THESE COHIBAS.
DO YOU CARE... DO I HAVE
TO FINISH IT, OR CAN I...
[laughs]
- [laughs]
- I'M SORRY, THIS IS DISGUSTING.
YOU HAVE ONE PUFF
OF THAT VERY,
VERY EXPENSIVE CIGAR...
I'M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW,
YOU'RE SMOKING AT LEAST
TEN PUFFS OF THAT DAMN THING.
- THIS THING IS SO DISGUSTING.
- BUT ENJOY IT.
- LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
I AM SO JEALOUS THAT MY WIFE
IS IN MY FAVORITE PLACE
ON EARTH.
- THAT'D BE FUN
FOR US TO GO SKIING.
- YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUN,
IF YOU GUYS ARE UP TO IT,
IS GOING HELI-SKIING,
BECAUSE THAT'S, LIKE, UH...
- I THINK I MIGHT BE A BIT
TOO OLD FOR THAT HELI-SKIING.
- YOU CAN DO IT.
- WHY COULDN'T RUSSELL
COME THEN?
- RUSSELL APPARENTLY
IS IN SAN DIEGO.
- OH, HE'S NOT COMING TONIGHT?
- NO, HE'S NOT COMING.
I GOT AN EMAIL
SAYING "THANKS FOR THE INVITE,
BUT NO THANKS."
- OH, I THOUGHT HE WAS COMING.
- SO LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION.
RUSSELL AND TAYLOR.
- RUSSELL AND TAYLOR'S MARRIAGE.
IN GENERAL, YOU KNOW, IT'S...
WHAT HE SAYS, SHE SAYS,
AND THEN WHAT THE REAL TRUTH IS.
SO WHO KNOWS WHAT GOES ON
IN THAT RELATIONSHIP.
TAYLOR WAS TELLING US
THAT RUSSELL AND TAYLOR
WERE DOING THERAPY.
- RIGHT.
- AND APPARENTLY IT'S HELPING.
EVERYONE CAN USE THAT. - RIGHT.
- NOW, KEN'S THOUGHT BASICALLY
WAS "WHY DO YOU NEED THAT?"
- RIGHT.
- I THINK I SAID,
"ME BEING AN OLD-FASHIONED
BRITISH GUY, YOU KNOW,
UM, I DON'T BELIEVE IN THERAPY."
- RIGHT.
- BUT THAT WAS FOR ME.
I'M ACTUALLY SORRY I SAID IT.
- OH, OKAY.
- BECAUSE...
I DIDN'T REALIZE
IT WOULD UPSET TAYLOR SO MUCH,
AND SHE ENDED UP
IN THE BATHROOM CRYING.
- CRYING. YEAH, SHE DID.
- I HAPPEN TO LIKE TAYLOR.
I THINK SHE'S
GOING THROUGH A LOT.
- I MEAN, I'M GLAD
THEY'RE GOING TO THERAPY.
I HOPE IT WORKS OUT FOR 'EM.
- CHEERS, MY FRIENDS.
- TO THE LADIES
HAVING A GOOD TIME.
- I'LL DRINK TO THE LADIES
HAVING A GOOD TIME.
- CAMILLE GAVE IT HER ALL.
NO MATTER WHAT SHE DID.
AND LOOK.
- AND RUSSELL
DOESN'T CHEAT ON ME.
- I WAS GONNA... I DON'T KNOW...
- HE DOESN'T CHEAT ON ME.
- BUT...
OTHER THINGS COULD BE WORSE.
I HAVE NOT SEEN RUSSELL
TREAT TAYLOR POORLY,
HOWEVER, THERE ARE RUMORS
IN BEVERLY HILLS THAT HE DOES,
AND I ALSO KNOW WHAT SHE
HAS TOLD ALL THE GIRLS,
AND SO...
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK.
- IF SOMEBODY RAISED A HAND
TO YOU, FOR EXAMPLE.
- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
- EXACTLY.
HOW LONG WOULD WE BE THERE?
HOW LONG IF SOMEBODY RAISED A
HAND TO YOU WOULD YOU BE THERE?
- THEY'D BE...
WELL, KNOWING ME...
- EXACTLY.
- LET'S JUST FAST FORWARD
FOR A MINUTE
AND PRETEND THAT YOU HAVE
THE STRENGTH AND THE COURAGE
AND THE TIME THAT YOU FELT
YOU'VE ALREADY PUT INTO THIS,
AND YOU LEFT.
- AND THE SAFETY
FOR MY DAUGHTER.
- DON'T YOU REALLY FEEL THAT
MAYBE YOU REALLY DESERVE BETTER
THAN THE WAY
YOU'VE BEEN TREATED?
- I THINK I DON'T BELIEVE THAT.
- THAT'S THE PROBLEM, ISN'T IT?
- SHE DOESN'T REALLY
KNOW WHAT TO DO.
I THINK SHE'S AFRAID TO LEAVE.
I THINK SHE'S AFRAID
TO BE ALONE.
AND I'M NOT QUITE SURE
IF SHE'S READY.
- YOU KNOW, IT'S OKAY.
IT'S OKAY.
IF IT DOESN'T WORK,
YOU'RE NOT A FAILURE.
- THAT'S RIGHT.
- NO, OF COURSE NOT.
- YOU ARE NOT A FAILURE.
- BELIEVE ME, I'VE BEEN THERE.
REMEMBER HOW STRONG YOU ARE.
LET ME TELL YOU WHAT IT IS.
SOMETIMES TWO SEPARATE,
HAPPY HOMES
ARE BETTER THAN ONE
MISERABLE HOME.
- YEAH. YOU KNOW, REALLY.
IF YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE,
AND YOU REALLY HAVE SOMETHING
WORTH FIGHTING FOR AND SAVING,
YOU DO EVERYTHING YOU CAN
IN YOUR POWER TO SAVE THAT.
HOWEVER, I DON'T
FEEL THAT FROM TAYLOR.
- BUT I'M IN LOVE WITH HIM,
AND THAT MAKES ME SO SAD.
- ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH HIM,
OR ARE YOU AFRAID TO BE ALONE?
- WOW.
- [sighs]
- IT'S JUST ONE FUN
LAUGH OF A...
[laughter]
- EVERY DINNER AT CAMILLE'S
HAS BEEN ENTERTAINING.
- I KNOW. WHAT IS IT?
- I KNOW, RIGHT?
- SO SORRY. I JUST...
- YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT TO DO?
- IT SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN
DISCUSSED AT THE TABLE.
YOU KNOW. "SHE'S FRAGILE."
THIS, AND THEN THERE'S THAT.
AND YOU DON'T KNOW THIS,
AND YOU DON'T KNOW THAT.
YOU KNOW WHAT? SOMEBODY,
LET'S CHANGE THE SUBJECT.
IT'S OVER. - IT'S OVER.
- IT'S OVER. DON'T MAKE ME
THROW MY NAPKIN AT YOU.
BAM. BAM.
LIKE, I'M GONNA MAKE
MAGIC ON YOU.
WAIT, I'M GONNA MAKE
MAGIC ON YOU.
WATCH. I'M GONNA MAKE YOU
ALL BETTER. WATCH.
I'M GONNA GO BAM. AND SHE'S...
BAM. AND SHE'S BETTER.
- OOH.
- LOOK. LOOK.
LOOK, SHE'S HAPPY NOW.
- SEE?
- YES. IT'S AMAZING.
- ALL RIGHTY THEN.
- SEE? AND YOU THOUGHT
YOU WERE A PSYCHOLOGIST.
- I HAVE NEVER THOUGHT
I WAS A PSYCHOLOGIST.
- WELL, YOU BEEN
ACTING ONE ALL YEAR.
- I'VE BEEN TRYING TO BE
A REASONABLE VOICE HERE.
I'M NOT A PSYCHOLOGIST.
JESUS...
THIS WAS CERTAINLY A DAY
THAT ENDED VERY DIFFERENTLY
TO HOW IT STARTED,
BUT I FEEL THAT TAYLOR RIGHT NOW
NEEDS HER FRIENDS AROUND HER.
YOU KNOW, I WANT HER TO...
TO SORT HER LIFE OUT.
COMING UP. - I'M GOING.
- IT'S NOT WORTH THE RISK.
- THERE'S MY LUGGAGE.
WHAT AM I THINKING?
OVERALL, I THINK THE TRIP
WAS A GREAT EXPERIENCE
FOR ALL OF US WOMEN.
WE ALL SKIED, WE ALL HAD FUN.
I FELT LIKE POOR TAYLOR
HAD THE WORST TIME OF IT ALL.
I FELT BAD, BECAUSE
SHE DEFINITELY HAD THAT...
REMORSEFUL, LIKE,
"WHAT DO I DO? WHAT DO I SAY?"
ALL THAT...
NOBODY LIKES THAT FEELING.
- I SWEAR,
IT'S GREAT TO BE HOME.
THE TRIP WAS
EMOTIONALLY DRAINING.
I LEFT WITH KIND OF
A HEAVY HEAD,
HOPING THAT TAYLOR
WAS GONNA BE OKAY.
- WHAT A NIGHT THAT WAS
LAST NIGHT.
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT WAS REALLY BAD.
REALLY, REALLY BAD.
- IT WAS SCARY.
- IT WAS...
IT WAS BAD FOR... FOR TAYLOR,
BECAUSE I FEEL SO BAD
FOR HER PERIOD, BUT YET...
I'VE NEVER SEEN
HER SO SKINNY. EVER.
- SHE'S WAY TOO THIN.
- SHE'S UNBELIEVABLE.
- I THINK SHE'S SO STRESSED
SHE CAN'T EAT.
- SOMETHING IS SERIOUSLY
GOING ON WITH HER.
- I THINK SHE HAS GOT
SO MUCH GOING ON,
AND I THINK SHE HIT
HER BREAKING POINT.
- SHE WAS KIND OF MUMBLING
AFTER A WHILE,
AND I... AND I REALLY HAD
TO GRAB HER AND SAY,
"TAYLOR, ARE YOU OKAY?"
YOU KNOW, "SLOW DOWN.
RELAX. IT'S OKAY."
I REALLY THINK
IT WAS A COMBINATION
OF THE ALTITUDE AND THE ALCOHOL,
THAT IT REALLY HIT HER.
AND OBVIOUSLY SHE HAS
A LOT GOING ON.
- I FEEL LIKE...
SHE'S REALLY
FIGHTING FOR SOMETHING
THAT SHE REALLY,
REALLY WANTS, THOUGH.
- LILY PADS LOOK NICE.
- LILY PADS ARE COMING IN,
AND I LOVE...
THE CAMELLIAS
ARE COMING IN NICELY.
- IT'S LIKE A SPA.
- [laughs] I KNOW.
- LIKE, YOUR SPA.
- YOU WANT TO SIT DOWN
FOR A LITTLE BIT?
- YEAH.
- WORN OUT?
- AH, IT FEELS NICE.
- FEELS GREAT, HUH?
- JUST TO RELAX.
- MM.
LISTEN... LISTEN TO
THE WATERFALL FROM THE POND.
ISN'T THAT RELAXING?
- MM-HMM.
THIS WOULD BE HARD
TO GIVE UP FOR ME.
- IT'S NOT
THAT I CAN'T AFFORD IT.
IT'S JUST IT'S
JUST ME AND THE KIDS,
AND DO I WANT TO MAINTAIN
FIVE ACRES OF LAND.
- WELL, AND IT'S ALSO
THE MEMORIES TOO.
- YEAH. IT'S DIFFICULT...
TO THINK OF LEAVING THIS BEHIND,
BUT, UM, I'M NOT READY
TO GIVE IT UP YET.
- NO?
- NO.
- YOU KNOW, FOR MY KIDS.
IT'S TOO TRAUMATIC TO MOVE THEM.
- LIKE, IF YOU TOOK AWAY,
LIKE, ALL THE HOUSES AND...
- MM-HMM.
- THE LIFESTYLE
THAT YOU AND KELSEY HAD,
LIKE, WHAT DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
- I MISS HAVING A PARTNER.
YOU KNOW.
- I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT
THE WAY IT HAPPENED,
BEING PUBLICLY HUMILIATED
AND DISCARDED.
BUT ALL I CAN SAY IS THAT
I'M IN A GOOD PLACE,
I'M HAPPY, AND MAYBE IT NEEDED
TO HAPPEN THE WAY IT DID.
- BY THE WAY,
HOW WAS BEAVER CREEK?
DID YOU GUYS HAVE FUN?
'CAUSE YOU DIDN'T EVEN
TELL ME ABOUT IT.
- WE HAD A GREAT TIME.
- DID YOU?
- I MEAN, WE HAD A...
- YEAH, I HAD SO MUCH FUN
WITH THE GIRLS.
WE LAUGHED A LOT, AND, UM...
- EVERYBODY GOT ALONG?
- WELL...
UNCOMFORTABLE MOMENT
WITH TAYLOR.
- WHAT HAPPENED?
- SHE WAS, UM,
SHE'S GOING THROUGH
SOMETHING WITH HER HUSBAND,
SO SHE WAS...
STARTED CRYING AT THE TABLE,
THAT, YOU KNOW, SHE SAID
SHE WAS AT HER BREAKING POINT.
- OH, MY GOD.
- I KNOW.
- I COULD SEE THE PAIN
IN HER FACE.
I COULD FEEL THE PAIN.
- MY ADVICE TO HER IS THAT,
YOU KNOW,
DO WHAT'S BEST FOR HER
AND HER DAUGHTER,
AND SHE REALLY NEEDS
TO BE HAPPY.
- YOU THINK THEY'LL BE ABLE
TO WORK IT OUT?
- I HOPE SO.
I HOPE THEY CAN WORK IT OUT
FOR THEIR DAUGHTER.
- YEAH. BUT AT LEAST
THEY'RE GOING THROUGH THERAPY.
- YEAH, I KNOW.
- I KNOW YOU GUYS DIDN'T.
- NO.
OUR SITUATIONS WERE DIFFERENT.
SHE'S WORKING ON HER MARRIAGE,
AND GOING TO THERAPY
WITH HER HUSBAND.
I DIDN'T HAVE
THAT OPPORTUNITY WITH MY EX.
BUT I'VE BEEN THERE.
- YEAH, YOU SURE HAVE.
[horn honks]
- HOW ARE YOU?
- AFTER YOU.
[speaks Spanish]
I LIKE TO SEE
THE RESTAURANT FULL.
- I KNOW.
- DON'T YOU?
- IT'S NICE. YEAH.
WE CANNOT FORGET TO ORDER
THE KIDS' FOOD TO GO.
- FOR SURE.
- I PROMISED THEM TWO FRITA
PLATTERS AND CHICKEN TACOS.
OKAY.
- TWO CHICKEN TACOS
AND AN ENCHILADA.
- DON'T DO THAT.
I'M A LITTLE BIT HESITANT
TO TELL MAURICIO
ABOUT EVERYTHING
THAT HAPPENED IN COLORADO,
BECAUSE I'M EMBARRASSED.
TO GO ON A BEAUTIFUL
TRIP LIKE THIS AND COME BACK
AND SAY, "OH, MY GOD.
YOU CAN'T BELIEVE THE DRAMA."
I DON'T WANT HIM TO THINK
THAT WE'RE ALL... INSANE.
- YOU NEVER REALLY
GOT INTO IT WITH ME,
AND I... WHATEVER HAPPENED
IN COLORADO WITH TAYLOR
WAS A LITTLE BIT MORE INTENSE
THAN YOU'VE ACTUALLY, LIKE,
TOLD ME ABOUT.
- IT WAS, LIKE, ALL OF A SUDDEN
SHE JUST SNAPPED LIKE THAT.
AND SHE WAS CRYING, AND...
I SWEAR TO GOD.
IT'S, LIKE, I... I FEEL LIKE
THIS GIRL IS SO...
FRAGILE, AND SHE'S
VERY VAGUE ABOUT IT.
KIM AND TAYLOR,
I WENT IN AND WAS GETTING
MY MAKEUP... DOING MY MAKEUP.
UM, I WENT IN,
AND KIM AND TAYLOR
WERE LAYING ON THE BED THAT KIM
AND I WERE SLEEPING IN, TALKING.
IT WAS VERY FUNNY TO SEE HER,
LIKE, OUT WITH THE GIRLS
AND SKIING, OUT TO DINNER.
KIM NEVER DOES THAT. - RIGHT.
- IT'S SO GOOD FOR HER
TO DO THAT.
IT REALLY IS GOOD FOR HER
TO DO THAT.
- OH, I'M SO HAPPY.
- WITH ALL THE CRAZINESS
THAT WAS GOING DOWN WITH TAYLOR,
IT WAS NICE JUST TO BE ON
THE SAME PAGE WITH KIM FOR ONCE,
AND SORT OF PUT
OUR BAGGAGE BEHIND US.
FOR SO LONG AFTER THE FIGHT,
WE WERE BOTH ANGRY, AND...
NOW WE'RE FINALLY... WE'RE...
WE'RE JUST HAVING FUN AGAIN.
- I... I, UM, I COMMEND HER.
I REALLY HOPE...
- IT'S GOOD.
- IT ALL WORKS OUT.
I'M REALLY HAPPY TO SEE
KIM AND KYLE
WORKING ON THEIR RELATIONSHIP,
HOWEVER,
I FEEL VERY HURT BY KIM.
TO HAVE HAD THOSE ALLEGATIONS
THROWN OUT AT ME,
AND TO HEAR HOW SHE ACTUALLY
FEELS ABOUT ME...
- MY HUSBAND HAS
HELPED YOU EVERY MONTH,
AND STOOD BY YOU
AND TAKEN CARE OF YOU, OKAY?
LIKE YOU'RE
A SECOND [bleep] WIFE.
- STOLE MY GODDAMN HOUSE!
- ANYTHING WE'VE EVER
HELPED YOU WITH IS OVER.
YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN NOW.
- I FEEL LIKE EVERYTHING
I'VE DONE FOR HER
IS, LIKE, JUST
TOTALLY MEANINGLESS.
YOU KNOW, SHE MAY BE ABLE
TO PATCH THINGS UP
WITH KYLE AND MAYBE EVEN TAYLOR,
UM, BUT WITH ME, IT'S GONNA BE
A LITTLE BIT MORE DIFFICULT.
I THINK THAT SHE'S GONNA
HAVE TO REALLY GO OUT THERE
AND GET SOME HELP.
AND IF SHE'S ABLE TO DO THAT,
UH, I MIGHT JUST BE ABLE
TO PATCH THINGS UP
WITH HER AS WELL.
I DO HOPE ONE DAY SHE DOES
APOLOGIZE FOR THOSE THINGS,
BECAUSE THEY WERE WRONG,
THEY WERE MEAN,
AND THEY WERE CRUEL.
- COMING UP...
- TELL ME THE TRUTH.
- I SWEAR TO GOD...
- JUST DON'T INTERFERE
WITH MY BUSINESS.
- HEY. HI. HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD. YOU?
- GOOD. YEAH.
ARE YOU, UH,
READY TO GO NEXT DOOR?
- YEAH.
- HEY, BUDDY. HOW'S IT GOING?
- GOOD, GOOD.
- OKAY, I'VE GOT THE KEYS.
OKAY, LET'S GO.
AS WELL AS VILLA BLANCA,
WE HAVE THIS
REALLY SEXY RESTAURANT
CALLED SUR IN WEST HOLLYWOOD,
AND THE SPACE NEXT DOOR
HAS BECOME AVAILABLE,
AND I AM DESPERATE
TO EXPAND INTO THERE.
I MEAN, I KNOW
YOU'VE SEEN IT BEFORE,
BUT JUST LOOK AT IT
WITH AN OPEN MIND, OKAY?
IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL SPACE.
LOOK AT IT.
- YEAH.
- I MEAN, I'M LOVING IT.
I'VE SEEN THE PREMISES
NEXT DOOR.
I'VE COVETED THEM FOR YEARS,
REALLY.
IT WOULD MAKE A FANTASTIC SPACE.
I CAN EXPAND SUR.
I JUST HAVE TO PERSUADE
MY HUSBAND.
I'VE GOT GREAT IDEAS.
I WOULD ACTUALLY
PROBABLY LIKE TO PUT
A LITTLE BIT MORE GLASS
IN THIS SKYLIGHT.
WE CAN PUT A HUGE BAR
IN DOWN HERE,
FINISH ABOUT HERE.
LOOK AT THE HIGH CEILINGS.
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
AND WE COULD OPEN THIS HERE
SO IT COMES STRAIGHT
ONTO THE PATIO.
OKAY, WE JUST KNOCK
THROUGH THAT WALL,
AND THEN MAYBE HAVE
MERCHANDISE HERE,
LIKE THE DRESSES,
THE T-SHIRTS, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
THAT COULD BE A PRIVATE ROOM,
WHICH WOULD BE BEAUTIFUL.
- HOW DO WE KNOW THAT
BY DOUBLING THE SIZE OF SUR
WE'RE NOT GOING TO SPOIL
THE EFFECT OF IT?
CHANGE SEXY,
LITTLE SUR INTO BIG SUR?
- STILL GONNA HAVE
SEXY, LITTLE SUR.
THIS IS GONNA BE MORE
OF A BAR HERE.
IT'S GOT A GARDEN
LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN.
I MEAN, IT DOESN'T
LOOK MUCH RIGHT NOW,
BUT TO HAVE A GARDEN LIKE...
NO, BUT TO HAVE
A GARDEN LIKE THIS...
- SUCH A BIG PROJECT.
- WELL, IT'S NOT REALLY
A BIG PROJECT.
I MEAN, OKAY,
THERE'S A FEW PROBLEMS OUT HERE.
I MEAN, RIGHT NOW,
YOU'RE LOOKING AT IT
AT ITS WORST, RIGHT?
I CAN PUT A WOODEN FLOOR IN
HERE, WHICH WOULD BE BEAUTIFUL.
I MEAN, IT'S EXQUISITE.
- I'M JUST THINKING OF WHETHER
YOU CAN FIND THE TIME TO DO IT.
THE DESIGN AND EVERYTHING.
- I CAN DO IT.
- YOU'VE GOT
ALL YOUR CHARITY WORK.
YOU KNOW, VILLA BLANCA AND SUR.
- THIS IS WHERE YOU COME IN.
YOU CAN HELP ME.
- KEN...
WOULD LIKE TO LIVE IN MONTECITO,
AND HE WOULD LIKE
TO BE RETIRED TOTALLY,
BUT, YOU KNOW,
WE GOT BILLS TO PAY.
GET TO WORK, LAZY ASS.
- HAVE YOU WORKED OUT ROUGHLY
HOW MUCH IT'S GONNA
COST YOU TO CONVERT THIS?
- THE MAIN MONEY'S GONNA GO
INTO REORGANIZING THE KITCHEN.
- WHAT ABOUT THE HOLES
THROUGH FROM SUR?
- RIGHT. THAT'S NOT A PROBLEM.
- THAT'S A BIG COST.
- WHAT, KNOCKING A HOLE
IN THE WALL IS A BIG COST?
- IT'S ALL GOT TO BE
STRUCTURALLY DONE.
- IT'S NOT A HUGE JOB,
AND I THINK THAT FOR OUR STORAGE
AND FOR OUR MERCHANDISING,
WE DEFINITELY NEED IT.
- YOU GOT A WHOLE PATIO
TO CREATE.
YOU GOT A BAR TO CREATE.
SEATING AREAS. SOUND SYSTEM.
AIR CONDITIONING. OFFICE.
IT MOUNTS UP.
- KEN'S SAYING NO RIGHT NOW,
BUT KEN CAN'T SAY NO FOR LONG.
YOU KNOW,
I HAVE THIS LITTLE TRICK
THAT I DO ON CHRISTMAS
AND BIRTHDAYS.
SO IF IT COMES TO THAT,
I WILL TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM.
COME ON. THINK HOW MUCH FUN
IT'S GONNA BE.
CHALLENGING. WE LIKE CHALLENGES.
JIGGY, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
[dog barks]
- HEY, TROY.
HOW YOU DOING, BUDDY?
- GOOD, GOOD. HOW YOU DOING?
- WELL, I'M
A LITTLE BIT NERVOUS.
WHAT'S THE MOOD LIKE UP THERE?
- I MEAN, THERE'S A LOT
OF ILLOGICAL THINKING,
BECAUSE THE EMOTIONS
ARE BRINGING IT OUT RIGHT NOW,
SO IF YOU GUYS
END UP COMING UP HERE,
SAFETY IS OF THE UTMOST CONCERN.
- [kisses]
MY FAMILY AND I
OWN THE SACRAMENTO KINGS.
WE'RE GOING UP FOR
THE LAST GAME OF THE SEASON.
WE'VE TRIED NOW FOR TEN YEARS
TO HAVE A
STATE-OF-THE-ART ARENA,
AND I THINK THE FANS DESERVE IT.
WE'VE TRIED AND TRIED AND TRIED
TO MAKE THAT HAPPEN,
AND UNLESS SOMEBODY
CAN MAKE THAT HAPPEN,
WE MAY HAVE TO MOVE THE TEAM.
IT COULD POSSIBLY
REALLY BE OUR LAST GAME.
JACKPOT.
YOU WANT TO GO?
AW. COME ON.
- JOHNNIE, CAN YOU
COME HERE FOR A SECOND?
SO I DID HEAR ADRIENNE GET ON
THE PHONE A FEW MINUTES AGO,
SAYING THAT SHE WANTED TO GO
TO HER NORMAL SUITE.
NOW IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE SAYING
THAT'S A BAD IDEA.
- IT'S DEFINITELY A BAD IDEA.
- OKAY.
- EVERYBODY'S GONNA BE LOOKING
UP AT THE SUITE "M" TONIGHT
TO SEE IF THERE'S ANY
MALOOF PRESENCE,
AND IT'S JUST... IT'S TOO MUCH
OF AN EMOTIONAL, VOLATILE NIGHT.
AND THAT'S WHY,
AFTER SPEAKING WITH HER BROTHER
AND OUR DIRECTOR OF SECURITY,
IF YOU GUYS GO, WE'LL MOVE YOU
GUYS INTO A DIFFERENT SUITE.
- OBVIOUSLY, YOU KNOW,
YOU GUYS ARE THERE,
YOU GUYS KNOW IT MORE.
I TALKED TO SAC P.D.,
AND THEY WERE SAYING THAT IT WAS
GONNA BE KIND OF HAIRY TOO.
- BUT OVERALL YOU THINK
THIS IS A STUPID IDEA.
OR NOT THE SMARTEST IDEA.
- WELL, I, YOU KNOW...
IT CERTAINLY WOULDN'T BE
A RECOMMENDATION.
- ALL RIGHT, BUDDY.
THANK YOU, AND HAVE A SAFE TRIP
TO NEW YORK, MY FRIEND.
- OKAY. THANK YOU. THANKS, GUYS.
- ALL RIGHT. THANKS, MAN.
- UM, THIS WAS A MISTAKE TO GO.
I... I DIDN'T KNOW
IT WAS THAT BAD.
- LET'S GO.
- SO WHERE IS...
WHEN YOU WERE UP THERE, IS SHE,
LIKE, ALMOST READY OR WHAT?
- YEAH,
SHE'S COMING DOWN RIGHT NOW.
- DOES SHE HAVE ANY IDEA
THAT WE'RE GONNA TALK?
- I DON'T THINK SO.
- A LITTLE BIT ABOUT THIS?
- I DON'T THINK SO.
I DON'T THINK SHE'S
GONNA BE HAPPY ABOUT IT.
- UM... [sighs]
WOULD YOU LIKE
TO SIT NEXT TO ME, HONEY?
- ARE WE LEAVING?
WHAT'S GOING ON?
LET'S GO. REALLY.
SERIOUSLY? LET'S GO.
- I TALKED TO TROY.
- AH.
- HE SAID IT'S A VERY HOT, HOT,
HOT SITUATION, NUMBER ONE.
YOU KNOW, THEY'RE GONNA TRY
TO THROW THEIR DRINKS AT YOU.
- LISTEN, ADRIENNE...
- IT'S NOT GONNA BE A GOOD IDEA.
- CAN I ASK...
- LET'S GO TO SAN FRANCISCO.
WE HAVE THE PLANE.
LET'S GO HAVE DINNER
IN SAN FRANCISCO WITH KIM.
- I'M NOT DOING THAT. COME ON.
- WELL...
- GOT TO FACE THE MUSIC.
COME ON. LET'S...
- FACE THE MUSIC?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN FACE THE MUSIC?
THIS IS DANGEROUS.
- IT'S... I'M OKAY.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE OKAY?
WHAT HAPPENS IF SOMEONE
THROWS SOMETHING AT YOUR FACE?
- WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME
SOMEBODY'S THROWN
SOMETHING AT MY FACE.
- I THINK THAT THERE'S
A GREAT POSSIBILITY
OF... OF A PROBLEM HAPPENING.
DANGER. IT'S DANGEROUS.
DON'T GO.
I PERSONALLY DON'T THINK
WE SHOULD GO.
- WELL, I'M GOING. SO...
- OKAY, SO YOU JUST WANT
TO GO, PERIOD...
- I'M GOING.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE GOING?
IF YOU'RE GOING, I'M GOING.
- WELL, YOU SAID YOU PERSONALLY
DON'T WANT TO GO.
- THAT'S NOT WHAT I JUST SAID.
- YOU JUST SAID, "I PERSONALLY
DON'T WANT TO GO."
- NO, I KNOW WHAT I SAID.
I SAID "WE SHOULD NOT BE GOING."
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I SHOULD...
WHAT, I'M GONNA STAY AT HOME
AND LET YOU GO?
- I'M GONNA GO.
- OKAY. SO THAT MEANS THEN
WE ARE GONNA GO.
- OKAY, THEN WE'RE GONNA GO.
AND WE'RE RUNNING LATE.
PAUL HAS HIS BUSINESS
AND I HAVE MY BUSINESS,
SO I'D RATHER KEEP
THE BUSINESS SEPARATED.
- COME ON.
- COME ON. WE'RE GOING.
- IT'S NOT... IT'S NOT RIGHT.
- IT DOESN'T MATTER WHETHER
WE'RE IN SUITE "F" OR SUITE "M".
- BECAUSE HE SAID LESS PEOPLE
WILL BE LOOKING AT YOU.
- WHOLE SAFETY, AND ALL
THE NEGATIVE RAMIFICATIONS.
- YOU HAVE TO HAVE
A LITTLE MORE FAITH IN ME.
- THAT HAS NOTHING
TO DO WITH IT, FAITH.
WHAT, YOU CAN CONTROL
2,000, 3,000 PEOPLE?
IT'S NOT WORTH THE RISK.
- COME ON IN.
- COME ON IN, PUPS.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD. HOW'VE YOU BEEN?
- OH, WELL, YOU KNOW,
I'M STARTING TO THINK
THAT ALL OF THIS SELF HELP
IS MAKING ME LOSE MY MIND.
[laughter] - OH, NO.
- RUSSELL AND I
ARE DOING MARRIAGE COUNSELING,
AND I ALSO HAVE A LIFE COACH
THAT I'M WORKING WITH,
TO JUST HELP ME FIND MY VOICE,
AND JUST SPEAK UP FOR MYSELF
MORE FREQUENTLY.
- OKAY, SO TELL ME
SINCE I LAST SAW YOU
WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON.
- LET'S SEE. WHERE DO I BEGIN?
WELL, I THOUGH IT WOULD BE
A GOOD IDEA
FOR ME TO GET AWAY FOR A FEW
DAYS WITH THE GIRLS, AND...
IN RETROSPECT, I THINK MAYBE IT
WAS TOO MUCH FOR ME.
- WHAT HAPPENED?
- WELL, I THINK
I HAD A PANIC ATTACK.
- SO WHAT HAPPENED?
- WE HAD BEEN SKIING ALL DAY,
I HADN'T EATEN ANYTHING,
AND THEN KYLE AND I GOT IN THIS
INCREDIBLY HOT HOT TUB TOGETHER,
IT WAS, LIKE, 105 DEGREES,
AND HAD A GLASS OF WINE,
AND THEN I STARTED
TO GET EMOTIONAL,
AND THEN I JUST COULDN'T
GET THE REIGNS BACK ON IT.
- KYLE...
- I... I'M WILLING TO DO
EVERYTHING YOU GUYS WANT,
BUT I'M NOT DOING THAT.
BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO BE
THE CRAZY [bleep] BITCH.
CAMILLE, SHE JUST WENT
THROUGH A DIVORCE,
SO SHE'S FEELING THIS
HORRIBLE LONELINESS,
AND SHE ALSO WAS BETRAYED
IN HER MARRIAGE,
AND SO SHE WAS GIVING IT TO ME
FROM HER PERSPECTIVE,
AND THEN MY FRIEND LISA,
SHE HAS THIS INCREDIBLY
STRONG MARRIAGE
WHERE SHE WEARS THE PANTS
AND SHE RUNS THE SHOW,
AND SO COULD NEVER IMAGINE
BEING IN MY KIND OF MARRIAGE,
AND THEN, UM, KIM IS DIVORCED,
AND HAS BEEN FOR A LONG TIME,
AND SO SHE'S FELT
THE PAIN OF THAT,
SO SHE HAS HER PERSPECTIVE.
AND I FEEL LIKE BY THE END
OF THE TRIP I WAS LIKE...
AND I JUST COULDN'T
HANDLE IT ANYMORE.
- THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
- I WAS TAKING ON EVERYONE'S
VERSION OF WHAT IT WAS,
AND I FEEL LIKE I LITERALLY
JUST HAD A BREAKDOWN.
- WE WANT TO START
MAKING THINGS BETTER,
AND LET'S WORK TO GET
THIS MARRIAGE BACK ON TRACK.
- RIGHT, RIGHT.
AND THAT'S WHAT I WANT.
- AND WE CAN DO THAT.
WE CAN DO THAT.
- IN RETROSPECT,
I SHOULD HAVE NEVER
TALKED TO MY FRIENDS
ABOUT MY MARRIAGE,
BECAUSE IT'S ONLY CONFUSED ME
AND COMPLICATED MATTERS.
- I WANT YOU TO BE ABLE
TO GET TO THAT POINT
WHERE ANYONE CAN SAY ANYTHING,
AND IT'S JUST...
YOU'VE GOT YOUR ARMOR ON.
IT DOESN'T EVEN DENT.
BUT YOU'RE NOT THERE YET.
- I REALLY WANT TO GET
MY MARRIAGE ON TRACK.
AND I RECOGNIZE THAT
BY TELLING MY FRIENDS THINGS,
GOOD OR BAD,
IT'S JUST CONFUSING ME.
- THAT'S WHAT I NEED.
I NEED THE SUIT OF ARMOR.
- YOU DO. AND WE'RE MAKING IT.
- YEAH. RIGHT NOW I'VE GOT
A SUIT OF ALUMINUM.
- AW.
- IT'S NOT SO GOOD.
- WE'LL GET THERE.
WE'LL GET THERE.
YOU'RE DOING SO WELL.
HONESTLY, TAYLOR,
YOU'RE DOING AMAZING.
I'M REALLY PROUD OF YOU.
- ALL RIGHT. LISTEN.
I'M CALLING TROY.
- YOU'RE CALLING TROY
ABOUT WHAT?
YOU ALREADY MADE
THE DECISION TO GO.
- WE'RE GOING,
BUT WE'RE SITTING IN SUITE "M."
- HE WAS ADAMANT.
DO NOT DO THAT.
- THE PROBLEM IS...
- 'CAUSE IT'S LIKE
A SLAP IN THE FACE.
- IT'S NOT A SLAP IN THE FACE.
HOW'S IT A SLAP IN THE FACE?
THIS IS MY TEAM.
THIS IS MY LAST GAME.
I WANT TO SEE MY... MY TEAM PLAY.
PAUL WAS OVERSTEPPING
HIS BOUNDARIES.
IS SOMEBODY
MEETING YOU DOWN THERE?
- YES, MA'AM.
- SECURITY FROM OUR TEAM
OR FROM...?
- WE HAVE OUR TEAM.
WE'LL ALSO HAVE THE, UM...
- THE KINGS...
- KINGS.
THE KINGS ARENA SECURITY
MEETING US.
ALSO SACRAMENTO POLICE.
- I DO FEEL THAT ADRIENNE
WAS BEING A LITTLE BIT NAIVE.
UH, NOT KNOWING THAT THIS COULD
BE A DANGEROUS SITUATION.
- WHAT PAUL I THINK
WAS TRYING TO SAY
WAS ABOUT PEOPLE HECKLING YOU
AND GETTING ON YOU
AND STUFF AND...
- NO, WE'RE GOING.
LET'S JUST FACE IT HEAD ON.
- THIS IS GONNA BE
A HOT SITUATION.
- DOES KIM KNOW...
I'VE EXPLAINED TO HER
IT WAS OUR LAST GAME.
- BUT DOES SHE KNOW
ANY OF THIS STUFF?
- I'VE INVITED KIM
TO FLY WITH US,
'CAUSE I HAVEN'T
BEEN ABLE TO SPEND
A LOT OF ONE ON ONE
TIME WITH HER.
IF YOU WANT TO GO,
THEN WHY DON'T YOU MAKE IT EASY
AND STAY IN THE OTHER SUITE?
WHY JUST...
[sighs]
I DON'T KNOW. WHATEVER.
- BECAUSE I'LL TELL YOU WHY.
- UGH.
- BECAUSE IF I'M GONNA GO...
- YEAH.
- WHAT'S THE PURPOSE OF HIDING?
WHY HIDE?
- AND, BY THE WAY,
THE PEOPLE ALREADY KNOW
THEY'RE GETTING THAT SUITE.
THE "S" PEOPLE ARE GONNA BE
USING THE "M" SUITE.
- DID YOU SWITCH IT?
WITHOUT ASKING?
- TROY DID THAT.
- TELL ME THE TRUTH.
- I SWEAR TO GOD.
- JUST DON'T INTERFERE
WITH MY BUSINESS.
- WAIT A MINUTE. I JUST SAID
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
- I KNEW WHAT I WAS DOING.
- DON'T... AND DON'T ACCUSE ME
OF [bleep] LIKE THAT.
- ACCUSE YOU OF WHAT?
- I DIDN'T... I'M GONNA
CHANGE THE SUITE ON MY OWN.
- WELL, IT WAS "M" LAST NIGHT.
- IT WAS... WELL,
HE APPARENTLY CHANGED IT
AFTER YOU GUYS DID IT.
- NO, HE APPARENTLY CHANGED IT
AFTER YOU TALKED TO HIM.
- COMING UP...
- I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. KIM.
- I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS
RIGHT NOW. WHO'S THIS?
- IT'S PAUL AND ADRIENNE.
- WHO?
- I HAVE THREE DOGS.
MAY COME AS A BIG SHOCK,
BUT THEY POOP IN THE BACKYARD.
A LOT OF TIMES
IT ENDS UP BEING ME
WHO PICKS UP THE DOG POOP.
YOU THINK CLEANING UP
POOP IS FUN?
- YEAH.
- WHY?
- I WANT TO DO IT BY MYSELF.
- FOR SOME REASON, PORSCHE
LIKES TO PICK UP THE DOG POOP.
SHE THINKS USING THE LITTLE
POOPER SCOOPER,
THE LITTLE CLAMP IS FUN.
I'M HELPING, MOM?
- YOU CAN HELP ME FIND IT. EW.
IT'S LIKE AN EASTER HUNT,
ONLY NOTHING LIKE IT.
[laughs]
- POOPER SCOOPER!
[laughs]
- OKAY. HEY, NOT BA... UH.
- RIGHT THERE, MOM.
- THANKS.
THANKS.
- POOP.
- UGH. NOW I GOT TO GET...
UGH!
THANK YOU, DETECTIVE PORSCHE.
- HEY!
POOP.
[laughter]
- OH, MY GOD.
THIS IS MORE STRESSFUL
THAN ACTUALLY GETTING
TO THE GAME.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
WHEN PAUL AND I
GO TO THE AIRPORT,
KIM WAS NOT THERE.
SO I STARTED
PANICKING A LITTLE BIT,
BECAUSE WE'RE KIND OF
ON A SCHEDULE.
OKAY, I'M GONNA
CALL KIM REAL QUICK.
[phone rings]
- HELLO.
- KIM.
- YEAH.
- HEY, IT'S ADRIENNE.
- WHO?
- KIM.
- WHO... WHO IS THIS?
- IT'S ADRIENNE.
- WHO?
- KIM.
- WHO? I DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR THIS RIGHT NOW.
WHO IS THIS?
- IT'S PAUL AND ADRIENNE.
- OH, MY GOSH, ADRIENNE,
I AM SO SORRY.
- THAT'S OKAY, HONEY.
[laughter] "I DON'T HAVE TIME...
I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS."
MY POWER WENT OUT, AND I'M...
I'M NE... I WOULD NEVER
DO THIS TO YOU GUYS.
I FEEL SO BAD. I'M SO EXCITED
TO GO WITH YOU GUYS TODAY.
AND THAT'S FINE.
I'M RUNNING INTO YOUR...
I JUST FEEL BAD.
I'M SO EXCITED
TO GO WITH YOU GUYS.
I LOVE YOU GUYS.
I FEEL HORRIBLE.
I JUST FEEL TERRIBLE.
I'M REALLY TERRIBLE.
- IT WAS A WEIRD CONVERSATION.
UM, KIM DID NOT SOUND
HER NORMAL SELF.
AND I JUST FEEL HORRIBLE.
I'M RUSHING, RUSHING, RUSHING,
AND I'LL BE THERE,
LIKE, REALLY...
I'M LEAVING HERE IN,
LIKE, TEN MINUTES.
I'M SO SORRY.
- KIM, IT'S OKAY, HONEY.
- 'CAUSE IT'S A NICE AIRPORT,
AND... AND I LOVE THE PLANES
OVER THERE,
SO, YOU KNOW, BUT STILL.
IT'S NOT... NOT COOL,
AND I JUST...
- OH, IT'S ALL...
- HONEY, SERIOUSLY, IT'S OKAY.
- I WAS READY TO DRAW
MY HAIR IN A PONYTAIL, WET,
AND THEN I THOUGHT, "NO WAY.
IN THE MIDDLE OF
THE SACRAMENTO KING GUYS?"
AND THEN I'M LIKE,
"YOU KNOW, OH, MY GOD.
I GOT TO DO SOMETHING."
- ALL RIGHT, HONEY.
IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY.
WE LOVE YOU.
WE'LL... WE'LL BE HERE.
- I LOVE YOU TOO.
I'LL SEE YOU THERE.
- ALL RIGHT, HONEY. BYE.
- OKAY. ALL RIGHT, BYE.
- BYE. BYE.
- SHUT THAT OFF.
- THE POWER WENT OFF.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
- SHE'S JUST...
SHE'S JUST FREAKING OUT.
- SHE DID NOT SEEM...
SHE DID NOT SEEM
COMPLETELY WITH IT.
- NO, BUT SHE'S BEEN SICK,
THOUGH.
- SHE DIDN'T SOUND SICK.
- NO, BUT, I MEAN,
ON THE TRIP SHE WAS SICK,
AND SHE WAS CONGESTED.
- JUST WAIT A MINUTE.
SHE SOUNDED LIKE
SHE WAS INTOXICATED.
- PAUL, DON'T...
YOU DON'T... KNOW THAT.
- I'M VERY WORRIED THAT KIM
IS NOT GONNA MAKE THE FLIGHT.
I THOUGHT THAT KIM
WAS FAR FROM BEING READY.
- I DON'T THINK
IT'S GONNA BE TEN MINUTES.
WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT.
- IT'S 3:00.
- I KNOW.
I'M GIVING HER TEN MINUTES.
- NO, SHE'S AT HOME.
SHE WON'T BE HERE FOR AT LEAST
ANOTHER HOUR OR SO.
- I SAY WE GO HAVE A DRINK.
- WE'VE RENTED A PRIVATE JET.
UH, YOU KNOW,
THEY'RE WAITING FOR US.
BUT 20,000 FANS
AND A BASKETBALL TEAM
IS NOT GONNA WAIT FOR US.
NO, SHE WON'T BE HERE FOR
AT LEAST AN HOUR AND A HALF.
[groans]
- I CANNOT MISS THE LAST GAME
OF OUR SEASON.
- [laughs] OH, MY GOD.
- OKAY, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
SERIOUSLY, SHE WAS SICK, THOUGH.
ADRIENNE, SHE'S [bleep]ED UP.
- NEXT TIME ON THE REAL
HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...
- I'M HAVING A COCKTAIL PARTY
TO RAISE MONEY FOR A CHARITY.
- WHO'S THAT?
- YOUNGER AND PRETTIER WOMEN
ARE OFTEN MET WITH HOSTILITY
AND JEALOUSY.
- HEY HUSBAND LEFT HER
FOR LEANN RIMES.
THAT'S HER CLAIM TO FAME.
- FRIENDLY GALS.
- DON'T GO! DON'T GO! DON'T GO!
- THERE'S AN ARTICLE
IN THE PRESS ABOUT MY MARRIAGE,
AND I'M NOT HAPPY.
- TO LEARN MORE
ABOUT THE HOUSEWIVES,