The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (2010–…): Season 2, Episode 2 - Blame It on the Altitude - full transcript
After a very tough year and a very public divorce, Camille must say goodbye to her gorgeous Colorado home, so she invites the ladies to hit the slopes in style. Dressed like snow bunnies from head to toe, the ladies let loose skiing and then head back to the house to relax in the hot tub. But after a day of laughter and fun, Taylor opens up to her friends about some very serious problems in her marriage.
- PREVIOUSLY ON THE REAL
HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...
- HI.
- OH, MY GOSH.
- HOW YOU'VE BEEN?
- NICE.
- HELLO.
- OH, HI.
- I'M SUCH A...
- THAT IS--UGH.
- HELLO.
- TAYLOR IS VERY MANIPULATIVE
AND NOW SHE'S TRYING
TO DRAG KYLE INTO
HER PROBLEMS WITH ME.
- YOU'RE BEING RUDE.
- SHH.
- YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
- WE'RE KNEE DEEP INTO
SO MUCH PSYCHOTHERAPY
THAT I'M SICK OF MYSELF.
- IF I HAD TO GO TO SEE
A THERAPIST,
I WOULD FEEL...WEAK.
- LIFE IN BEVERLY HILLS IS
A GAME AND I MAKE THE RULES.
- I'M NOT THE RICHEST GIRL
IN BEVERLY HILLS,
BUT I AM THE LUCKIEST.
- PEOPLE TRY TO FIGURE ME OUT,
BUT I'M ONE OF A KIND.
- I FINALLY FOUND MY VOICE
AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT.
- HAVING IT ALL IS EASY IF
YOU'RE WILLING TO WORK FOR IT.
- DIAMONDS AREN'T A GIRL'S
BEST FRIEND, FREEDOM IS.
- YAY.
- WHAT'D YOU FIND?
- SOMETHING THAT'LL BORE YOU,
BUT I LOVE.
- THAT THING JUST BLINDED ME.
- LOOK HOW PERFECT THIS
IS GONNA GO IN HERE.
THIS FRAME AND EVERYTHING.
- OH, MY GOD.
WE HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO PUT THIS
UP SINCE OUR LAST HOUSE.
- BUT NOW, IT'S GONNA GO
REALLY WELL HERE.
- IT'S SO PRETTY.
I LOVE IT.
- I HAVE TO FIND A GOOD SPOT
FOR IT.
- I LOVE IT.
- MOMMY.
- YOU WANNA SEE
THE PICTURE AGAIN?
- IT'S RIGHT THERE, LOVE.
- HERE.
- WHO IS THAT?
- LET'S PUT IT RIGHT HERE.
- WHO IS THAT?
- MOMMY.
- AND?
- SOME GUY.
- SOME DUDE?
- [laughing]
OUR NEW HOME IS AROUND
7,000 SQUARE FEET
AND IT HAS SEVEN BEDROOMS.
SO NOW, EACH OF MY GIRLS
HAS A ROOM FOR THEMSELVES,
AND MAURICIO AND I
HAVE A ROOM,
AND WE HAVE A GYM THAT
I HOPE I WILL USE.
HI, HONEY.
- OH, MY GOD, HI.
- HI.
- HI.
- WHAT ARE WE DOING?
- OH, MY GOD.
OH, MY GOD.
THE CHANDELIERS.
- MOMMY.
- THEY'RE PRETTY, AREN'T THEY?
- I SWEAR TO GOD I'M LIKE...
- MOMMY, FOR ME.
- [gasps]
WHAT'S THIS?
IT SAYS,
"THE PRINCESS SLEEPS HERE."
I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU.
I'M SO BLOWN AWAY.
- I'M SO GLAD.
- I REALLY GOT MY DREAM HOME.
I USED TO DRIVE PAST THIS HOUSE
FOR A YEAR AND A HALF
AND PARK OUTSIDE
AND STARED AT.
MY KIDS WOULD SAY,
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
AND I'D SAY,
"THIS IS MY HOME."
I HAVE TO, LIKE,
PUT MY ENERGY ON IT
SO THAT ANYBODY ELSE TAKES IT.
- ALL RIGHT, COME ON.
- HONEY, THIS IS NOT
THE MAN CAVE.
- HE THINKS HE'S TAKING IT OVER.
- ALL RIGHT, JUST A LITTLE BIT.
LIKE, A LITTLE--JUST A LITTLE
TOWARDS YOU, GUYS, RIGHT THERE.
- MO.
- ALL RIGHT.
- MO, WE'RE HAVING A PROBLEM
WITH THIS BEING INSIDE HERE.
- OKAY, WHERE DO YOU WANT IT?
- WELL, I WANT IT
IN THE GARAGE
AND KYLE WANTS IT
IN THE MAN CAVE.
- WHERE DO YOU WANT IT?
- THIS IS NOT THE MAN CAVE.
- HONEY, I NEVER--
WE NEVER SAID THAT.
WE SAID THAT WE
JUST WANTED THIS FOR--
IN THE INTERIM
WHERE WE BOUGHT IT.
YOU'RE THE ONE THAT--
IT WAS YOUR IDEA.
- WELL, THAT WAS IN THE PAST
BEFORE EVERYTHING STARTED--
- IT WAS A WEEK AGO,
HER IDEA.
- WELL, THAT WAS SO LONG AGO.
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT
IT IS EXACTLY ABOUT THIS HOUSE.
YOU KNOW, I KNOW THERE'S
A LOT BIGGER HOMES IN L.A.
AND IT'S JUST AN ENERGY
AROUND THIS HOUSE.
I JUST FELT AN INCREDIBLE
CONNECTION TO IT.
IT'S SO UGLY.
- IN THE GARAGE.
IN THE GARAGE.
- SO WHAT DO YOU WANT?
- THE GARAGE?
- THE GARAGE.
WITH THE CHANDELIER THAT
GOES PERFECT IN THE GARAGE.
- TURN IT THE OTHER WAY.
- YEAH, TURN IT THIS WAY
FOR NOW.
LET'S SEE HOW IT LOOKS
THIS WAY.
- OKAY, I'M TELLING YOU NOW,
IF WE LEAVE THIS IN HERE,
HE'S GONNA TALK US OUT OF
GETTING FURNITURE FOR THIS ROOM.
- ALL RIGHT, BOYS, READY?
- ONE, TWO, THREE.
- HOLD ON, STAY BACK,
STAY BACK.
- SPIN.
- SPIN, SPIN, SPIN.
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
- OKAY, THAT LOOKS RIDICULOUS.
- OH, HOLD ON, WAIT.
[laughter]
- HOLD ON.
THAT LOOKS REALLY BAD.
WE GOT TO PUT IT BACK.
I'M SO SORRY.
- MAURICIO AND I KNOW HOW
FORTUNATE WE ARE.
- OH, MY GOD, KYLE?
- [laughs]
- KYLE?
- NO, DON'T LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS.
- KYLE!
- WE KNOW THAT WHAT
WE HAVE IS SPECIAL
AND THAT NOT EVERYBODY
HAS THAT.
- OH, MY GOD,
THIS IS FANTASTIC.
LOOK AT IT.
- WE SEE IT WITH OUR FRIENDS
AND WHAT THEY GO THROUGH.
MY MOM WOULDN'T LET ME TRIM
MY EYEBROWS.
- THAT IS SO CUTE.
- THAT'S FROM A MOVIE I DID.
WE'RE NOT BLIND TO THAT.
WE KNOW WE'RE LUCKY.
WHAT HAVE I DONE?
- ROSIA?
- YEAH, MISS LISA?
- CAN YOU COME AND HELP ME
FOR A SECOND?
- SURE, YEAH.
- GOOD BOY.
MOMMY IS GOING AWAY
FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS.
[sighs]
- YOU'RE LEAVING?
- YEAH.
I'VE GOT TO GO TO, UM,
COLORADO...
- OH.
- WITH CAMILLE AND FRIENDS,
YOU KNOW?
- UH-HUH.
- TAYLOR AND KYLE.
- WITH MR. KEN?
- NO.
- YOU'RE GOING WITHOUT
MR. KEN?
- AND WITHOUT GIGGY
AS WELL.
- GIGGY.
- I KNOW.
WE'RE JUST GOING
FOR A FEW DAYS.
CAMILLE IS SELLING HER HOUSE,
SO SHE WANTS TO TAKE US ALL.
OH, GOOD BOY.
I'M GONNA MISS YOU.
- OH, YEAH,
HE'S GONNA MISS YOU.
- MWAH.
OH, YOU LITTLE SEXY BOY.
COME ON THEN.
LET'S LEAVE HIM IN THERE.
- OKAY.
- SO I'M GOING SKIING
AND I NEED A SKI JACKET.
- THE PINK.
- HUH?
- THE PINK ONE?
UH, THIS ONE.
- UM...
WELL, WE'RE GOING
TO COLORADO
TO SOMEWHERE CALLED
BEAVER CREEK.
I'M QUITE A GOOD SKIER,
BUT I'M A LITTLE RUSTY.
THE LAST TIME I WENT SKIING,
THE SKIS WERE WOODEN,
SO IT'S
QUITE A WHILE AGO.
- THIS ONE?
- UM, NO,
I DON'T THINK SO.
- NO, OKAY.
HOW ABOUT THIS WHITE
WITH THE HAT?
[dog barking]
- HOLD ON.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
- WITH THE HAT?
- HUH?
- WITH THE HAT?
- WEAR THIS?
- YEAH.
- GOING TO CAMILLE'S HOUSE.
IT WAS A HIGH-RISK
SITUATION,
BECAUSE I'VE REALLY
THOUGHT ABOUT THIS.
THERE'S NO RETREATING FROM IT.
I'M NOT THAT CLOSE TO TAYLOR,
BEING REALLY HONEST.
SO TO PUT US ALL IN THIS
KIND OF MELTING POT,
I'M JUST PRAYING THAT EVERYTHING
IS GONNA BE OKAY.
HMM.
COME ON, PUT OUT.
COME ON.
COME ON.
MWAH.
OH, YOU'RE SO GOOD.
I'M GONNA MISS YOU.
I'M GONNA MISS HIM.
- YEAH.
HE'S GONNA MISS YOU TOO.
- YES, HE'S GONNA.
MWAH.
OKAY.
OKAY.
COME ON THEN.
COME ON, GIGGY. COME ON.
- [laughter]
- VISCO.
VISCO.
VISCO.
HERE, HERE, HERE,
HERE, HERE, HERE.
UH-UH, UH-UH.
- SO THIS IS FOR
THE VAIL TRIP?
- YEAH.
I'M JUST STARTING,
ACTUALLY.
- HOW MANY BAGS ARE YOU PACKING?
- I HAVE THREE PIECES
OF LUGGAGE.
I KNOW IT WAS ONLY TWO DAYS,
BUT TWO OF THOSE BAGS,
I THINK WERE SHOES.
I LOVE SHOES.
WHAT I CAN SAY?
- I MEAN,
ARE YOU GONNA SKI OR...
- NO.
- CROSS-COUNTRY SKI
OR YOUR KNEE OR WHAT?
- NO, BECAUSE I HAVEN'T GOTTEN
THE BRACE YET.
I'VE GOTTA GET THAT BRACE.
I HAD A KNEE INJURY
ACTUALLY SKIING.
MY MENISCUS TORE IN MY ACL,
SO I'M NOT QUITE SURE
IF I'M GONNA GO SKIING.
- OH, JESUS.
- ARE YOU GONNA--WILL YOU DO
ME A FAVOR PLEASE?
- OH.
- SINCE I'M GONNA BE GONE,
CAN I
GIVE YOU INSTRUCTIONS
FOR THE HOUSE?
- MY HANDS ARE FULL
OF SALIVA NOW.
- DRIVE SLOW WHEN YOU'RE
WITH THE KIDS, PLEASE.
FOCUS ON THE ROAD.
DON'T TURN AROUND
TO ASK GAVIN
IF HE'S GOT HIS SEAT BELT ON
AS YOU'RE DRIVING.
- THAT'S THE REARVIEW MIRROR.
- ASK AHEAD OF TIME
AND PUT A SEAT BELT ON.
- I'M NOT THE ONE WHO GETS LOST
DRIVING IN BEVERLY HILLS.
- NO, I DON'T GET LOST DRIVING
IN BEVERLY HILLS.
IT'S NOT ABOUT GETTING LOST.
I'M SAYING DRIVE SLOW.
- I DO DRIVE SLOW.
- I'M A LITTLE, YOU KNOW--
A LOT OF TENSION THERE,
BECAUSE I DON'T WANNA--
YOU KNOW, LEAVING THE KIDS
FOR THAT MANY DAYS,
I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS.
ALSO, LOCK THE DOORS,
KEEP THE DOG INSIDE.
- I KNOW TO DO ALL THAT.
YOU DON'T NEED TO REMIND ME
TO SHUT THE DOORS.
- NO, I NEED TO REMIND YOU.
- NO, YOU DON'T.
CAN YOU, LIKE,
GIVE ME ONE SECOND?
I GOT SALIVA ALL OVER HANDS.
ONE SECOND.
- UM, NO, NO, SERIOUSLY,
CAN I GIVE INSTRUCTIONS?
- I NEED A TOWEL.
- ARE YOU LISTENING?
PLEASE.
- [sighs]
- WOW.
- WELL, I'M TIRED AND--
- YEAH, WE'RE BOTH TIRED, PAUL.
HE LEADS A VERY STRESSFUL LIFE.
I LEAD A VERY STRESSFUL LIFE.
THERE ARE SITUATIONS WHERE
HE GIVES IT RIGHT BACK TO ME
AND I KNEW THAT GOING INTO THIS
MARRIAGE AND SO DID HE.
- COME ON, VISCO.
COME ON.
- NO, NO, NO,
VISCO, VISCO, VISCO.
- YOU WANNA STAY THERE--WAIT.
NO, WAIT, COME HERE.
[whistling]
- VISCO, I WANT HIM IN HERE.
- COME HERE.
- VISCO.
- COME BACK HERE.
- HERE, HERE, HERE.
- OKAY.
- GOOD BOY.
GUYS, VISCO.
- COME HERE.
[laughs]
- AND WHY WOULD HE DO THAT?
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
- COMING UP...
- IF IT'S ABOUT SOMEBODY ELSE
BEING IN THERAPY--
- BUT THAT'S ABOUT HIM.
- BUT I MEAN NO ONE REALLY ASKED
FOR HIS OPINION.
- [grunts]
HI, THERE.
- BYE, HONEY.
- HEY.
- [laughing]
- HOW ARE YOU?
- HOW ARE YOU?
- ARE YOU READY FOR
A FUN ADVENTURE?
- I HOPE.
- [scoffs]
- [laughs]
- SOMEBODY SAID THERE'S
A STORM COMING IN.
- NICE.
WE'LL JUST STAY IN THE HOUSE.
- OH, MY GOSH.
YEAH.
- IN THE FIREPLACE.
- THAT COULD BE DANGEROUS,
ALL OF US IN ONE HOUSE?
- THAT'S TRUE.
I TAKE THAT BACK.
- [laughter]
- I NOTICED LISA DIDN'T
WANNA GO WITH ME.
SHE'S PROBABLY LIKE,
"NO WAY.
IF SHE'S FIVE MINUTES LATE,
I AM LEAVING."
YOU KNOW HOW SHE IS, RIGHT?
- THAT'S SO FUNNY.
- I'M NOT WAITING
FIVE MINUTES.
- I'M VERY PUNCTUAL.
SO FOR ME, I SEE NO POINT
IN ACTUALLY SITTING OUTSIDE
OF ADRIENNE'S HOUSE WAITING
FOR HER, SO I GET MY OWN CAR
WHENEVER WE GO ANYWHERE.
- LADIES...
- YOU NEED TO PUT ONE LIKE--
- I'M GONNA HAVE TO PUT
ONE BAG UP AHEAD OF US.
- OKAY.
- SURE, THAT'S FINE.
- IT'S OKAY?
- YEAH.
- VERY GOOD.
- WHAT A SURPRISE.
- GOT TO GET TAGS
ON MY BAGS.
- YEP.
- HOW ARE YOU DOING,
BY THE WAY?
- WELL, YOU KNOW,
WE'RE DOING ALL THIS THERAPY
AND WE'RE WORKING ON EVERYTHING,
AND IT'S REALLY HEAVY STUFF.
- EVEN PEOPLE THAT HAVE A GOOD
MARRIAGE HAVE TO WORK AT IT.
TRUST ME, I KNOW.
WE HAVE OUR MOMENTS.
AND IT LEADS TO--
SOMETHING SO SMALL
COULD LEAD TO A HUGE ARGUMENT.
- YEAH.
- IT'S AMAZING
HOW THAT HAPPENS.
- IF I DON'T START
SPEAKING UP ABOUT
THE LITTLE THINGS
IN THE MOMENT...
- RIGHT.
- EVEN IF IT'S THAT,
YOU KNOW, A RESTAURANT
THAT HE WANTS TO GO TO THAT
I'M-- DON'T WANNA GO TO.
- DON'T WANNA GO TO.
- YOU KNOW, JUST MAKING
IT A POINT TO SAY,
"YOU KNOW, I REALLY DON'T WANT
ITALIAN RIGHT NOW."
- YEAH.
- YOU KNOW, THAT'S IMPORTANT
FOR ME TO SAY
THE LITTLE THINGS SO THAT
I CAN BE STRONG ENOUGH.
- WOW, HAVE YOU ALWAYS
FOR SIX YEARS GONE ALONG
WITH WHATEVER HE SAID?
- PRETTY MUCH.
I ALWAYS LIKE, "I DON'T CARE,
WHATEVER YOU WANT."
- THAT'S AMAZING.
- YEAH.
- I COULD NEVER DO THAT.
- YEAH.
- THE BAD NEWS IS
I'M STILL SICK,
AND THE GOOD NEWS IS
I'M SO HYPER
THAT I DON'T KNOW WHAT
TO DO WITH MYSELF.
I'VE HAD A CUP OF COFFEE
AND I'M READY TO ROCK AND ROLL.
- YOU BROUGHT A PILLOW
IN A SUITCASE?
- I ALWAYS CARRY ONE.
I'M NOT GONNA GO ANYWHERE
WITHOUT MY PILLOW.
- COME ON.
- DON'T PUSH ME.
DON'T PUSH ME.
I'M NOT READY YET.
I'M LIKE,
"KIMBERLY, CALL 911.
"I CAN'T SLEEP.
I'M SO--
I'VE BEEN CABIN FEVER.
I'VE BEEN HOME SICK."
- COME ON, LET'S GO.
- I NEED TO TAKE MY TIME.
- KYLE AND KIM WERE DAWDLING
AND MESSING ABOUT.
I FEEL LIKE A TEACHER
ON A SCHOOL TRIP.
- OKAY.
- SO SCARED.
- I LOVE THE JACKET.
WHAT ABOUT MY LUGGAGE?
- OKAY.
- OH, COME ON.
HELP OUT.
OKAY, SO YOU GET
THE THING, BUT LOOK AT MINE.
- GREAT.
HOW DID I END UP WITH THIS?
- I HAVE A PASSPORT.
- THIS IS LIKE--
- OKAY, YOU NEED
YOUR LITTLE PAPER.
- I DON'T HAVE
A LITTLE PAPER.
- YOU DO.
- I DON'T HAVE A LITTLE PAPER.
WHERE DO I GET ONE?
- WHEN WE CHECK IN,
WE'LL GET IT.
- HI, GIRLS.
HI.
I'M SO GLAD THAT I WORE
A LITTLE HEEL TODAY,
BECAUSE I WAS NERVOUS.
- YOU LOOK CUTE.
- I WAS GONNA WEAR MY MOGS.
- YOUR MOGS?
I BROUGHT SOME.
- HI.
- YOU LOOK GREAT.
- THANK YOU.
- I'LL HELP YOU.
- IS THIS YOUR ONLY BAG?
- IT'S ALWAYS A LITTLE SCARY
TO TRAVEL WITH MY SISTER,
BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT
IS GONNA SET US OFF.
SO I HAVE HIGH HOPES.
I HAVE TO HOLD THIS.
YOUR UNRULY EYEBROWS.
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
LEAVE THOSE ALONE.
THEY LIKE TO BE UNRULY.
SOMETHING--YOU HAVE
TO LEAVE THOUGH--
YOU HAVE TO LEAVE A LITTLE BIT
OF UNRULINESS IN ME.
- OH, BELIEVE ME,
I'VE LEFT PLENTY.
- OH, BELIEVE ME.
UM, I WOULDN'T GO THERE
IF I WERE YOU.
DON'T START WITH ME
ON THIS TRIP, GIRLFRIEND.
HI, I'M KIM.
- GOOD MORNING.
- WE ASK THAT YOU IMMEDIATELY
MAKE YOUR WAY
TO THE GATE MARK 67A
FOR AN ON-TIME DEPARTURE.
- I WANT TO SAY MY PRAYERS NOW,
SO.
- YOU'RE WHAT?
- I NEED TO SAY MY PRAYER NOW.
- BUT WE'RE ABOUT TO TAKE OFF.
- HERE'S ONE.
OH, NO, NEVER MIND.
- KIM LIKES HIM.
KIM LIKES HIM.
- WHO?
- HELLO, WOULD YOU LIKE
TO MEET MY SISTER?
- WE HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN OUT
THE GATE, LIKE, 30 SECONDS.
- YEAH?
KIM.
- MARK.
- OH.
- I MEAN, I'M--
[indistinct chatter]
WHAT?
- KIM, WE HAVEN'T--
WE DIDN'T EVEN LEAVE
15 MINUTES AGO.
GIVE THE GUY A BREAK.
- HEY, YOUR BUTT.
- BUNS OF STEEL.
- IT'S BUNS OF STEEL.
- ALL RIGHT.
- OH, MY GOD.
- DO YOU KNOW THIS GUY?
- SHE'S A BOX--
LET HER DO IT.
- SHE'S THE BOXER.
[laughter]
- OH, [bleep].
- HERE WE GO.
I MEAN, I KNEW I WAS ON A
SCHOOL TRIP TO A CERTAIN EXTENT,
BUT I DIDN'T REALIZE IT
WAS KINDERGARTEN TRIP.
[laughter]
- OH, MY GOD.
- EXCUSE ME.
[laughs]
- YOU RUN ME OVER
AND ONE WILL DIE.
- [sighs]
- OH.
- EXCUSE ME.
DO YOU KNOW HOW FAR
IT'S GONNA BE TO CAMILLE'S?
- WE'RE GONNA HAVE
TO MAKE A DETOUR TODAY.
THEY'RE DOING CONSTRUCTION
ON I-70.
THEY HAVE IT CLOSED...
- WHAT?
- WHAT?
- BECAUSE OF THE ROCKS
AT GEORGETOWN.
WE HAVE A SOUTHERN HIGHWAY
WE CAN TAKE.
IT'LL BE A FOUR-HOUR RIDE.
- ARE YOU JOKING?
- ARE YOU KIDDING?
- IS THAT A JOKE?
NOW, I'M LIKE--NOW,
I WAS GETTING KIND OF EDGY.
- WAIT.
FOUR--ARE YOU JOKING?
- IT'S A DANGER.
THEY GOT 25 MILES
OF I-70 CLOSED.
- SO I THINK THIS IS
BLOODY RIDICULOUS.
NO WAY.
I DON'T WANNA SPEND
4 1/2 HOURS
BECAUSE I KNOW SOMEBODY
IS GONNA SAY SOMETHING
THAT WILL KICK IT OFF.
SERIOUS, FOUR HOURS NEXT
TO ARMSTRONG?
JESUS.
OH, GOD.
- OH, THE SUNSET
LOOKS SO AMAZING RIGHT NOW.
- ISN'T IT PRETTY?
- IT'S SO PRETTY.
THIS IS A GOOD TIME
TO GO SNOWSHOEING
JUST A LITTLE BIT
UP THE BACK.
AND JUST TOBOGGANING,
YOU KNOW?
YOU KNOW, WE'LL TAKE THE KIDS
OUT THIS TIME,
JUST WHEN THE SUN IS SETTING,
THE LIGHT'S PERFECT.
IT'S BEEN A TOUGH YEAR.
SO HAVING THE GIRLS
AT MY HOUSE
IS JUST WHAT I NEED
RIGHT NOW.
I'M GONNA GO DOWNSTAIRS AND
CHECK THE BEDROOMS,
MAKE SURE EVERYTHING
LOOKS GOOD.
- OKAY.
- I WANTED TO CHECK THE LIGHT
FIXTURE IN HERE
'CAUSE IT GOES
WITH THE WHOLE CASTLE VIBE.
- IT DOES.
IT LOOKS LIKE A TURRET
IN A CASTLE.
- YEAH.
OKAY, LET'S GO
INTO MASON'S ROOM FIRST.
- OKAY.
- HE'S MY DATE.
ARE YOU MY DATE FOR THE EVENING?
YOU GOT A BIG BELLY.
OH, OKAY.
BECAUSE OF MY DIVORCE
SETTLEMENT,
I HAVE TO SELL
THE BEAVER CREEK HOUSE.
I LOVE THIS HOUSE.
I HELPED DESIGN IT.
YOU KNOW,
WE SPENT THANKSGIVINGS HERE.
MY DAUGHTER AND MY SON
BOTH LEARNED TO SKI HERE.
IT'S GONNA BE SAD
TO LET IT GO.
SO THIS IS CONSIDERED
THE SECOND MASTER SUITE.
SO I'M FIGURING THIS
IS PROBABLY WHERE, YOU KNOW,
MISS VANDERFABULOUS
IS GONNA WANNA STAY.
- ABSOLUTELY.
[laughter]
- HEY, I WOULD WANNA
STAY HERE TOO.
I DON'T BLAME HER.
- IT'S A GREAT ROOM.
- YEAH, IT'S A GREAT ROOM.
- LOOK HOW CUTE
THIS LITTLE--TOWN?
IS THAT A TOWN?
- IT IS A SUPER CUTE TOWN.
- LOOK AT THIS,
HOW CUTE THIS IS.
- DO YOU KNOW WHAT I SAW GOING
TO SQUAW VALLEY?
YOU KNOW THOSE OLD
TRAIN TRACKS,
LIKE THE TRUE OLD,
OLD TRAIN TRACKS?
I FELT LIKE
IT WAS MAKING A MOVIE.
OH, MY GOD, I WAS ON
THE DISNEY LOT AND I WAS LIKE--
- LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE.
- EXACTLY.
I WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOSH,"
AND THEN I GOT OUT AND I PUT
MY FEET IN THE WATER.
LIKE, AH!
IT WAS AMAZING.
- KIM IS DEFINITELY OPENING UP.
SHE'S, YOU KNOW, TALKING.
- I WENT TO PARIS
FOR THE FIRST TIME.
I RAN INTO THREE PEOPLE
I KNEW.
ONE IN THE AIRPORT,
TWO AT THE HOTEL.
ISN'T THAT WEIRD?
- ISN'T THAT WEIRD?
- TELLING STORIES
AND TALKING.
- BECAUSE I WAS REALIZING
HOW MANY HOURS--
WHEN I WAS READY JUST
TO RELEASE IT, LET IT GO.
- IT WAS A LOT OF TALKING.
- I'VE GOT THE SOLES
OF HER FEET IN MY FACE.
IT'S EVEN MORE EFFECTIVE.
- BUT YOU KNOW WHAT'S REALLY
BEAUTIFUL ABOUT IT,
TIPS OF THE SOLES?
AT LEAST THEY SAY
"HEART AND SOUL."
- AT LEAST THEY DON'T SMELL.
- OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE.
- THIS IS GONNA BE A LONG DRIVE.
- CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?
- GO AHEAD.
- WAS KEN MAD AT ME
THE OTHER NIGHT?
- UM.
INNOCUOUS LITTLE QUESTION.
THANKS, KYLE.
WELL, YOU SEEMED MAD AT HIM,
DIDN'T YOU REALLY?
- NO, I WASN'T MAD.
I GUESS IT WAS THE CHOICE
OF WORD THAT HE DIDN'T LIKE.
- YEAH.
NO, HE DIDN'T LIKE IT.
HE KIND OF BELIEVES
IN WHAT HE BELIEVES.
- HE DIDN'T LOOK VERY HAPPY
TO ME WHEN YOU SAID THAT.
- HE WASN'T.
HE WAS PISSED OFF AT ME,
I COULD TELL.
- OH, ABSOLUTELY, YEAH.
- WHY?
- I DON'T KNOW WHY.
THAT WAS JUST--I MEAN,
THAT WAS JUST THE WORD
THAT CAME TO MIND.
- THAT'S HIS OPINION
AND HE'S ENTITLED TO IT.
- YEAH.
- BUT I MEAN, NO ONE REALLY
ASKED FOR HIS OPINION.
- [laughs]
- TO ME, IT REALLY
JUST SEEMS LIKE LISA
WANTED TO DEFEND KEN
WHETHER HE WAS WRONG OR NOT.
- IF IT'S ABOUT SOMEBODY ELSE
BEING IN THERAPY--
- BUT THAT'S ABOUT HIM.
- IF SOMEONE WAS GOING TO--
INTO REHAB...
- THAT'S ABOUT HIM.
- I WOULDN'T SAY, "OH,
I WOULD NEVER GONNA DO THAT,
"BECAUSE THAT'S A SIGN
OF WEAKNESS
THAT YOU WOULD NEED HELP
FROM SOMEBODY ELSE."
- YEAH, BUT HE SAID
IN HIS OPINION,
HE DOESN'T BELIEVE IN THERAPY
AND THAT'S A VALID POINT TOO.
- I HEARD THAT.
YES.
I JUST DIDN'T FEEL LIKE ANYBODY
ASKED FOR HIS OPINION.
- WELL, I DON'T THINK YOU
HAVE TO ASK SOMEBODY'S OPINION
WHEN YOU'RE SITTING
AT DINNER PARTY.
- HE SAID THERAPY
IS FOR WEAK PEOPLE.
THAT'S NOT--
- NO, HE DIDN'T.
HE SAYS HE SEES IT AS
A SIGN OF WEAKNESS.
- WELL, I MEAN--
- BUT THAT'S HIS OPINION.
- THAT'S HIS OPINION.
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
MAYBE YOU NEED TO HAVE THIS
ARGUMENT WITH HIM.
END OF STORY,
YOU KNOW?
- COMING UP...
- YOU'VE BEEN MAKING FUN
OF ME FOR YEARS
FOR SPARKLE AND BLING AND NOW,
LOOK, THERE'S ALL BLING-BLING.
- KIM, SPARKLES IS DIFFERENT
THAN RHINESTONES.
- NO.
- YEAH!
YOU GUYS MADE IT!
WHOO!
HEY, OH, MY GOD.
YOU MADE IT.
HOW LONG DID IT TAKE YOU?
FOREVER?
- SO WE REALLY JUST LOVE YOU
OR WE WOULDN'T BE HERE.
[laughter]
WE THOUGHT ABOUT--
- I'M SO GLAD YOU MADE IT.
- IT'S LIKE PLANES, TRAINS,
AND AUTOMOBILES.
- AFTER EVERYTHING CAMILLE
AND I HAVE BEEN THROUGH,
IT FEELS PRETTY STRANGE THAT I'M
THIS EXCITED TO SEE HER, OKAY?
IT HAS A LITTLE SOMETHING TO DO
WITH BEING TRAPPED
IN THE CAR WITH
ALL THESE WOMEN.
- BEAUTIFUL.
GOSH.
LOOK AT THE--LOOK AT THE VIEWS.
- SO WE ARRIVED
AT CAMILLE'S HOUSE.
I MEAN, IT'S JUST BEYOND
GORGEOUS AS I KNEW IT WOULD BE.
AND I DO FEEL SORRY FOR HER.
I MEAN, YOU KNOW, SHE'S HAVING
TO SELL ALL THESE HOUSES.
SHE'S GONNA BE DOWN TO JUST A
COUPLE, SO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
IT'S, YOU KNOW,
A DIRE SITUATION HERE.
- OKAY.
COME ON DOWNSTAIRS.
OH, THIS IS THE GUEST BEDROOMS.
SO FIGURE OUT--I'M GONNA HAVE
YOU GIRLS PICK
WHAT ROOM YOU WANNA STAY IN.
WE ARE ONE GUEST ROOM SHORT
IN THE HOUSE,
SO TWO OF THE LADIES
HAVE TO SHARE A ROOM.
I DIDN'T ASSIGN
THE LADIES THEIR ROOMS,
BECAUSE WHAT'S THE FUN
IN THAT?
I WANTED THE LADIES TO WORK IT
OUT THEMSELVES.
THIS IS MASON'S LITTLE ROOM.
- I'LL TAKE THIS ROOM.
I DON'T CARE.
- REALLY?
I'M GONNA SHOW YOU
ALL THE OTHER ROOMS TOO.
- KYLE WILL FEEL QUITE AT HOME
WITH HIS NEW CRIB.
- I'M FINE WITH THIS ROOM.
I'M GOOD WITH THIS ROOM.
- I'M FINE.
WHERE--WHERE DO YOU SEE--
- NO, I'M GONNA SHOW AND THEN
HERE, STRAIGHT AHEAD.
WELL, THIS ROOM HAS GREAT VIEWS.
- THEN I'LL TAKE THAT.
- OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
WE HAD A FRIEND THAT WAS REALLY
INTO FLY FISHING,
SO THIS ROOM IS BASICALLY,
YOU KNOW, DEDICATED TO HIM.
- LISA, JUST SO YOU KNOW,
MY PURSE IS HERE.
- YOU GET THE FLIES, DARLING.
[laughter]
- THIS IS GOOD.
- REALLY? FOR ME?
- NO, FOR ME.
- FOR ME.
- FOR ME.
- [laughter]
- FOR US.
- WHOEVER TAKES THE BIGGER ONE
SHOULD SHARE WITH TAYLOR THEN.
- THE ROOMS THAT HAVE THE BIGGER
BEDS--WAIT, LOOK AT YOUR FACE.
- OH, MY GOD.
THAT AIN'T HAPPENING.
I MEAN, I'VE JUST BEEN
IN THE BACK OF A LIMO
WITH TAYLOR FOR FOUR HOURS.
I'M CERTAINLY NOT GONNA
SLEEP WITH HER.
MM-MM.
- WAIT, IT MAKES MORE
SENSE THEN,
IF SOMEONE HAS TO SHARE,
MAYBE YOU AND I
TAKE A BIGGER BED AND SHARE.
MAYBE I GO IN
WITH YOUR ROOM.
- OKAY.
- YOU CAN SHARE THAT.
- AND THEN, YEAH,
WE COULD DO THAT.
- OKAY.
I DEFINITELY DIDN'T WANNA
SHARE WITH LISA.
I DEFINITELY DIDN'T WANNA
SHARE WITH TAYLOR.
I THINK EVEN WITH
ALL THE STUFF,
IT JUST MADE SENSE THAT
MY SISTER AND I SHARE A ROOM.
- I OFFERED TO TAKE
THE TWIN BED
WITH HER SON'S ROOM,
BUT THEN SOMEONE HAS TO SHARE,
SO THEN I THOUGHT I SHOULD
PROBABLY GO WITH KIM.
- OKAY, I DON'T MIND.
- I DIDN'T HAVE--
I HAD A SINGLE BED
SO I FIGURED YOU EITHER
SHARE WITH THEM OR WHATEVER.
SO I MOVED IN WITH KIM AND NOW
YOU HAVE THE SINGLE BED.
I'M FEELING SHORT OF BREATH.
- I MANAGED TO SNEAK
INTO THE BEST BEDROOM.
TOO LATE.
- WHAT ARE YOU WEARING TONIGHT?
- I THINK I'VE PACKED
NOT INTELLIGENTLY.
- WHAT, DID YOU PACK
FOR LAS VEGAS?
[laughter]
FOR GOD SAKES.
- WELL, YOU KNOW, JUST TO ADD
A LITTLE SPARKLE NOW AND THEN.
I WAS A LITTLE HESITANT
GOING AWAY WITH KIM.
I DIDN'T THINK WE'D HAVE TO BE
SHARING A BEDROOM.
HOW CUTE IS THIS?
- CAN I JUST ASK YOU SOMETHING?
AREN'T YOU CONFUSED
WITH WHAT'S TRIP WE'RE ON?
- THIS IS A SCARF.
- I UNDERSTAND THAT'S A SCARF.
- IT'S A SCARF.
- BUT...
- I LIKE SPARKLES.
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU'VE BEEN MAKING FUN
OF ME FOR YEARS
FOR SPARKLE AND BLING AND
NOW--NOW YOU'RE ALL BLING-BLING.
- KIM, SPARKLES IS DIFFERENT
THAN RHINESTONES.
- NO, SPARKLE AND BLING
IS THE SAME.
- RHINESTONES.
RHINESTONES.
- DON'T MESS WITH ME,
GIRLFRIEND.
- [purring]
- WOW, OKAY.
THIS IS QUITE
THE MONSTER DINNER.
- I THINK WE SHOULD GO
SOMEPLACE FAR
WHERE THERE'RE SOME
SINGLE GUYS.
NOT FOR ME,
BUT FOR YOU AND KIM.
- KIM?
- COME ON, THAT'S FUN.
- YEAH.
- AND IT'S FUN BECAUSE--
- LET'S GO.
- DON'T BE SAD.
- IT'S NOT SAD, IT'S FUN.
YOU HAVE TO THINK OF IT
AS FUN.
- AS LIFTING A LARGE WEIGHT OFF
YOUR SHOULDERS.
- YES.
- A LARGE, SMELLY,
HAIRY WEIGHT.
- HAIRY WEIGHT.
[laughter]
- WITH BARNACLES ATTACHED
TO IT.
- YES, YES.
- THIS IS FREEDOM.
- HAIRY, SMELLY.
- YOU DUMPED THAT HAIRY LUG.
[laughter]
I FEEL LIKE CAMILLE NOW
COMPARED TO A YEAR AGO
IS A COMPLETELY
DIFFERENT PERSON.
I FEEL THAT SHE'S HAPPIER.
I FEEL THAT SHE'S
MORE CONFIDENT.
I FEEL LIKE I'M HANGING OUT
WITH A DIFFERENT GIRL.
- IT'S ABOUT TIME.
- I USED TO HAVE TO SCRAPE
THOSE BARNACLES OFF.
[laughter]
NOW LET SOMEBODY ELSE
SCRAPE THEM.
- OH, MY GOD.
OL' WHAT'S HER NAME'S
GONNA HAVE FUN
SCRAPING THE BARNACLES NOW.
- WOW, SHE CAN WAX HIS BACK NOW.
LIKE, WHAT WAS THAT MEAN,
THOUGH?
I'M CURIOUS, LIKE--
- I GUESS, YOU KNOW,
MEN SOMETIMES GROOM THE--
- MANSCAPE?
- YEAH, THEY MANSCAPE.
I WAS USUALLY DOING
THE MANSCAPING IN THE BACK.
IT'D BE LIKE, YOU KNOW,
YOU KNOW,
ME STARTING THE HEDGE TRIMMER.
[imitates head streamer sounds]
UP KELSEY'S BACK.
- MANSCAPING.
HOW DO THEY DO THAT?
COULD YOU SEE, LIKE,
THEY DO IT LIKE THE GIRLS?
- WE'RE GOING TO EAT,
FOR GOD'S SAKES.
AND I'M GONNA THINK ABOUT...
[imitates machine sound]
YOU KNOW, SOME MAN GETTING HIS
THING SHAVED OR WAXED.
I'M LIKE, "THIS IS SO
INAPPROPRIATE.
WHY DO WE HAVE TO TALK
ABOUT THIS?"
[laughter]
- GOD, WE'RE SO BAD.
- JESUS.
- HELLO LADIES,
HOW WE DOING TONIGHT?
- THERE ARE SOME THINGS
THAT REMAIN SACRED.
[overlapping chatter]
- HI.
- THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
- OH, GREAT. OKAY.
- WHERE SHALL WE SIT?
- THANK YOU.
- JUST ANYWHERE?
- TAKE A SEAT WHEREVER.
- LADIES, WINE LIST, DRINKS.
- HOW WE DOING TONIGHT?
- GOOD, HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M DOING GREAT.
MY NAME'S MICHAEL.
I'LL BE TAKING CARE
OF YOU TONIGHT.
A FEW THINGS WE ARE KNOWN FOR IS
GONNA BE, UM, OUR MUSSELS.
UM, OUR MUSSELS ARE AWESOME.
THEY ARE DRY ROASTED
IN AN OVEN.
- DO THE MUSSELS DO THE SAME
THING OYSTERS DO?
- PARDON ME?
I DON'T KNOW.
- I'M JUST JOKING.
- I DON'T KNOW IF THEY DO
BUT THEY COULD.
- YOU KNOW WHAT, WHY DON'T WE
BRING OUT SOME CHEESE AND--
- CHEESE AND--MIXTURE OF MEATS
AND CHEESES?
YOU GOT IT.
- YEAH.
JUST TO NIBBLE ON WHILE
WE ARE WAITING.
- YOU GUYS, THERE ARE ACTUALLY
CUTE GUYS OVER HERE I SAW.
- HUH?
- REALLY?
- YEAH, THERE'S, LIKE,
A BUNCH OF YOUNG--
- COLORADO MOUNTAIN BOYS?
- YEAH, THERE IS.
- WELL, THEY LOOK CUTE
AT THE BAR.
- WELL, YOU GOT TO GO FOR IT.
YOUR OTHER HALF'S
KIND OF MOVED ON.
YOU'VE GOT TO--
YOU HAVE TO.
- WELL, HE MOVES QUICKLY.
I DON'T MOVE AS QUICKLY AS HE.
- YEAH, TOO QUICKLY.
TOO QUICKLY.
- YEAH.
I NEED TO TAKE MY TIME, HEAL,
THINK ABOUT THINGS.
IT'S TRUST.
I HAVE TO GET--IT'S GONNA TAKE A
WHILE TO TRUST AGAIN.
LISA DOESN'T KNOW WHAT
IT'S LIKE OUT THERE.
SHE HASN'T DATED
IN 30 YEARS.
IT'S TOUGH.
IT'S ROUGH OUT THERE.
- THIS LOOKS GOOD.
OH, MY GOSH.
[overlapping chatter]
- THE RULES HAVE
ALL CHANGED, LIKE--RIGHT?
- THERE ARE NO RULES.
- THERE ARE NO RULES.
- I THINK THAT
THE RULES HAVE CHANGED,
AND THAT'S THE THING IS YOU HAVE
TO GO BACK TO THE OLD RULES.
- OH, I LIKE THAT.
- BECAUSE IF THEY DON'T
KNOW YOU
AND THEN YOU GUYS ARE INTIMATE,
THERE'S NOTHING TO MISS.
- NO, ABSOLUTELY.
- THAT'S RIGHT.
THAT'S RIGHT.
- NO RESPECT.
- HOW CAN YOU BE INTIMATE
WITH SOMEBODY
THAT YOU DON'T KNOW?
- THAT'S RIGHT.
- EXACTLY.
- YOU CAN'T LOOK ME IN THE EYE
AND TOUCH MY FACE
OR TELL ME YOU
WANT SOMETHING FROM ME
IF I DON'T FEEL
SOMETHING FOR YOU.
AND HOW DO I KNOW THAT?
- I HAVE TO FEEL SOMETHING.
WHEN I KISS SOMEBODY,
I HAVE TO FEEL IT.
- YEAH.
- AND IT HAS TO BE
WITH THE KISSING.
KISSING IS BIG.
- YEAH, IF HE'S A BAD KISSER,
FORGET IT.
- FORGET IT.
- OH, MY GOD.
- MY EX WAS A TERRIBLE KISSER.
- NO, STOP!
[laughter]
- THERE WE GO!
- I REALLY AM ENJOYING MY TIME
WITH CAMILLE RIGHT NOW.
BUT I NEVER KNOW WHEN
HER LITTLE EVIL TWIN'S
GONNA COME OUT TO PLAY.
[laughs]
- NOBODY WANTS TO ADMIT
THEIR MISTAKES
ALTHOUGH WE ALL HAVE TO
TO GET THROUGH LIFE.
IF WE DON'T ADMIT
OUR MISTAKES,
THEN WE LIVE LIFE
IN COMPLETE DENIAL.
- GOD, I'M NOT PERFECT.
I'VE MADE ENOUGH.
- WELL, WE'VE ALL MADE MISTAKES.
YOU KNOW, I'D LIKE TO MEET
THE PERFECT PERSON
THAT HASN'T MADE A MISTAKE YET.
SHOW ME ONE.
IN EVERY FAMILY,
THERE'S SOME SMALL ISSUE...
- SMALL?
- OR BIG.
- THAT REALLY IS QUITE BIG.
- EVERY FAMILY HAS THEIR STUFF,
EVERY FAMILY.
I FEEL LIKE SOMETIMES HAVING
ARGUMENTS CAN--
AND EVEN THOUGH IT'S PAINFUL,
CAN HELP IN THE END.
I FEEL LIKE YOU AND I
HAVE GONE THROUGH SO MUCH,
BUT WE'RE IN,
LIKE, A GOOD PLACE WITH US.
- YEAH, AND I'M FEELING LIKE
WE'RE IN--WE'RE IN A TRANSITION.
WELL, I'M WORKING VERY HARD
ON WORKING THROUGH THIS,
'CAUSE IT HAS TO COME
FROM ME NOW,
'CAUSE SHE'S PRETTY MUCH--
I THINK SHE SAID,
"WELL, I'M OVER THIS.
I'M GOOD."
I'M NOT THERE YET.
I WANNA BE SO BAD,
BUT IT'S TAKING ME
A LITTLE BIT LONGER
THAN I THOUGHT.
- WELL, AS SIBLINGS,
YOU KNOW--
- SIBLINGS?
- YOU KNOW EACH OTHER SO WELL
AND YOU KNOW WHAT BUTTONS--
- YEAH, THE TRIGGER PARTS.
- EXACTLY.
- YEAH.
- IT MAKES IT HARDER.
- COMING UP...
- KIM, GRAB HIM BY THE EARS,
IT'S GONNA HELP.
- SHUT UP, LISA, SHUT UP!
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
- SHUT UP, LISA, SHUT UP!
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
[knock on door]
- SUNSHINE, ARE YOU AWAKE?
[laughs]
IS YOUR BRONCHITIS
BAD AGAIN?
- YEAH.
- WELL, MOUNTAIN AIR.
- I HAVE A HORRIBLE HEADACHE
TOO.
- YOU WANT SOMETHING?
IT'S THE ALTITUDE.
DO YOU WANT SOME ADVIL?
- I'VE BEEN DRINKING WATER
ALL NIGHT.
I'M RUNNING A FEVER.
I HAD BEEN UNDER THE WEATHER
AND I DON'T WANNA MISS IT,
BUT I'M SICK
AND I'M REALLY WEAK.
- DO YOU WANT TEA?
ORANGE JUICE?
WATER?
- I'M JUST GOING
TO DRINK MY WATER.
- WATER.
OH, HONEY, I'M SORRY.
OKAY.
GOOD MORNING.
- HELLO, DARLING.
SO YOU DON'T SLEEP EITHER?
- NO.
- [laughs]
- NOT SINCE 1976.
- OH, REALLY?
- NO, NOT REALLY.
- IS THERE A REASON FOR THAT?
- [laughs]
OH, PROBABLY.
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
WHY DON'T YOU SLEEP?
- I DON'T KNOW.
I THINK I'M
ON ENGLISH TIME STILL,
EVEN AFTER SIX YEARS.
OH, I'M GLAD I'M UP EARLY
'CAUSE I CAN SPEND
SOME NICE QUALITY TIME
WITH TAYLOR.
WHERE ARE THOSE OTHER GIRLS
WHEN I NEED THEM?
- HEY.
- HEY.
- HEY, CUTIE PIE.
YOU LOOK LIKE A LITTLE KID.
- SO I'M GONNA MAKE PANCAKES
FOR EVERYBODY UNLESS--
- OKAY.
I'LL MAKE YOU SCRAMBLED EGGS.
- OKAY, GOOD AND I'LL MAKE
THE PANCAKES.
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
- KIM.
- HELLO, GIRLS.
- YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?
SHE NEEDS SOME ORANGE JUICE.
- I DON'T THINK SHE'S GOING.
- I'M NOT GONNA
GO ANYWHERE TODAY.
- I DON'T KNOW.
- BY THE WAY,
YOU WERE TALKING LAST NIGHT.
- IN THE SLEEP?
- NO, NOT IN SLEEP.
YOU--SHE WANTED
TO TALK ALL NIGHT LONG.
- I LIKE TO CHAT
BEFORE BED.
- I WAS IN A DEEP SLEEP,
HAVING A DREAM.
YOU GO, "KYLE,
I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING,
DO YOU THINK CATHY AND
DAH, DAH, DAH?"
I WAS LIKE--
- AND THEN, SHE LOOKS
AT ME AND GOES, "DO YOU MIND?
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE
STILL AWAKE."
IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF SECONDS,
BY THE WAY.
- I FALL ASLEEP LIKE THAT.
THE SECOND I GET IN BED,
I'M ASLEEP.
I REALLY LOVE MY SISTER
AND WANNA MOVE ON
EVEN IF WE DON'T RESOLVE
EVERYTHING
FROM THE FIGHT THAT NIGHT.
- STOP IT.
- YOU ARE A LIAR AND SICK
AND AN ALCOHOLIC.
- STOP IT.
- I REALLY NEED TO BE ABLE
TO MOVE ON.
SO EVEN IF I HAVE TO BRUSH SOME
THINGS UNDER THE CARPET,
I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO.
- ADRIENNE?
- YES.
- WILL YOU CRACK AN EGG?
OKAY, NOW I'M SCARED.
- CAN I CRACK IT ON YOUR HEAD?
- YOU CAN TRY.
- I KNOW IT.
- I DON'T WANT THAT SHELL
IN THERE.
- NOT BAD, SEE?
- THAT'S GOOD.
THAT'S THE FIRST STAGE.
WHOOPS.
- YOU'RE GETTING MORE SHELLS
IN THERE THAN I AM.
- THERE'S NO SHELL IN THERE.
- OKAY, NOW--
- DID YOU WASH YOUR HANDS
BEFORE...
- OH, I DID YESTERDAY.
- HA HA!
[doorbell rings]
- OKAY SO--
- SOMEBODY AT THE DOOR?
OH, GOD, I'M IN MY PJs.
OKAY, HERE WE GO.
HEY, HI.
- HI.
- HI.
- JOHN FLANAGAN.
- HI, CAMILLE GRAMMER.
COME ON IN.
- NICE TO MEET YOU.
- SO YOU'RE GONNA--
YOU'VE GOT SKIS FOR US?
- WE'VE GOT SKIS AND BOOTS.
- EQUIPMENT, BOOT.
- WE'RE GONNA FIX YOU GUYS ALL
UP RIGHT NOW.
- OKAY, GREAT, FANTASTIC.
COME ON IN.
WE'RE JUST, UH,
MAKING BREAKFAST, SO...
GIRLS, WE'VE GOT OUR SKIS
AND BOOTS HERE,
SO ANYBODY'S READY,
JUST START FITTING.
- HELLO.
- GOOD MORNING.
- HI.
- I NEVER SAW
A SKI CONCIERGE BEFORE.
THIS IS A FIRST FOR ME,
SO I DON'T KNOW
WHERE WE FIND THOSE KIND
OF PEOPLE, BUT I LIKE IT.
- SO YOU'RE SKIING NOW?
- I MIGHT.
I MIGHT--I MIGHT.
- WELL, ONE DAY WITH YOUR KNEE?
- I DON'T KNOW.
SHOULD I?
- YOU KNOW WHAT,
I THINK YOU SHOULD DO IT.
I THINK WE SHOULD
WRAP YOUR KNEE UP.
WE'RE NOT GONNA GO ON ANY--
BE NICE AND EASY.
- DO YOU HAVE, LIKE,
JUST A BRACE?
- YOU'LL BE DISAPPOINTED.
YOU'LL BE DISAPPOINTED
IF YOU DON'T GO.
- I'M GOING TO GET MY LOUBOUTIN.
- I REALLY WANNA GO.
I WAS HESITANT TO SKI
BECAUSE OF MY KNEE
BUT ALL THE OTHER GIRLS
WERE GOING SKIING
AND I'M NOT GONNA BE
LEFT OUT.
- EITHER OF YOU GET
SET UP YET?
- NO, I DON'T KNOW.
DID YOU?
- SHE NEEDS HELP.
- I NEED TO--I NEED
MORE THAN A BOOT.
I DON'T HAVE ANY SOCKS ON.
- HERE, THESE ARE OVERLY
THICK BUT--
- SO WHO IN THIS ROOM
IS MARRIED?
[laughter]
- WHY IS THAT--
- OKAY.
- KIM, SINGLE, HUNKY CONCIERGE,
DO THE MATH.
YOU KNOW, ANY PORT IN A STORM.
I THOUGHT, YEAH, OKAY.
LET'S GO.
- KIM, YOU'RE TURNING RED.
LIKE, BEET RED.
- [laughs]
- WHY? ARE YOU NERVOUS?
- 'CAUSE I HAVEN'T
BEEN FEELING WELL.
- OH, REALLY?
- YEAH.
- YOU FEEL A LITTLE BETTER NOW,
I SEE.
- ARE YOU MARRIED?
- I'M NOT.
- OH.
- [laughs]
- HILARIOUS.
- SWEET.
GOOD MORNING, HONEY.
- WOW!
GOOD MORNING.
AND DID I INTRODUCE MYSELF?
I'M KIM, THE ONE WHO'S NOT
FEELING GOOD TODAY.
- HI, I'M JOHN.
- OH, HI, JOHN.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
- WHO IS NOT FEELING WELL AND
WHO IS NOT MARRIED.
COINCIDENTALLY.
IT'S JUST LIKE CINDERELLA
WITH THE GLASS SLIPPERS.
- EXACTLY.
- GO ON.
- I'M TRYING!
- KIM, GRAB HIM BY THE EARS,
IT'S GONNA HELP.
- SHUT UP, LISA.
SHUT UP.
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
I WAS REALLY
UNDER THE WEATHER.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH AND MAYBE
I'LL SEE YOU OUT THERE.
THANK YOU, OKAY.
- ABSOLUTELY.
- BUT, BOY, YOU WOULDN'T
HAVE KNOWN IT
BY THE TIME I HIT
THE SKI SLOPES.
- ARE YOU READY?
- KIM?
- YEAH?
- OH.
- THAT'S GOOD.
- SO, I HAVE THIS
GORGEOUS LITTLE DR. ZHIVAGO.
I MEAN, IT'S FAUX FUR
BUT IT'S JUST VERY PRETTY,
UH, WITH THIS LITTLE
WHITE HAT.
AND I FELT VERY SAD
THAT NOBODY
REALLY MENTIONED IT
WHEN I CAME OUT.
THEY WERE LIKE, "HMM."
OKAY, HERE I AM.
- AHH, THE QUEEN HAS ARRIVED.
LISA'S WEARING
A WHITE FLUFFY FUR PUFF.
SHE'S WEARING A POODLE
ON HER HEAD.
- LISA, IF YOU FALL IN THE SNOW,
WE'RE NEVER GONNA FIND YOU.
[laughter]
- THANK YOU, JOHN.
- HI, HOW ARE YOU?
- HI, HI, HI.
HELLO, HI.
[overlapping greetings]
- SO, BEAVER CREEK,
ARE YOU READY TO TAKE
THESE CREAKY BEAVERS
UP THE MOUNTAIN?
- WE ARE CERTAINLY.
- SPEAK FOR YOURSELF.
- OKAY, LET'S DO IT.
[laughter]
- WHAT ARE WE DOING?
- THREE AND THREE.
- OKAY.
WE'RE GOING THIS HIGH?
- YOU'VE GOT TO COME DOWN.
THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT
OF SKIING.
- I GET IT.
- WAIT, LOOK AT WHAT
THEY'RE DOING.
WE CAN GET A GOOD FEEL
FOR WHAT WE NEED TO DO.
- HEY, HEY, J.J.
- HELLO.
I'M SO GLAD TO SEE YOU.
- OH, IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- OH, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- THIS IS KYLE.
THIS IS J.J.
- I'M KIM, NICE TO MEET YOU.
- YOU TOO.
SO WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO,
YOU GUYS--
I KNOW SOME OF US HAD SKIED THIS
YEAR AND SOME OF US HAVEN'T.
KIM, LISA, ADRIENNE.
- OKAY.
- CAMILLE IS A REALLY
GOOD SKIER.
SHE GOES ALL THE TIME.
TAYLOR'S VERY GOOD.
AND KYLE WAS PRETTY GOOD TOO.
- CAMILLE, DO YOU WANNA STAY
WITH THESE TWO?
- I'M GONNA HAVE--I'M GONNA SKI
WITH KYLE AND TAYLOR, 'CAUSE--
- YOU GOT IT, OKAY
- OKAY.
- AND WE'LL SEE YOU
AT THE BOTTOM.
- SO WE SPLIT UP INTO GROUPS
AND "PROFESSIONALS"
WENT THAT WAY
AND THOSE OF US WHO WEREN'T
REAL COMFORTABLE
WENT ON DIFFERENT ROUTE.
- ALL RIGHTY, THEN.
- OH MY GOSH.
SERIOUSLY, HOW DO YOU STOP?
- PUT YOUR FEET TOGETHER,
THEN DO LIKE--
- LIKE THAT?
- YES.
- OKAY.
- OH, THAT'S NOT FAIR.
- YEAH, BABY.
- OH, FEELS SO GOOD.
I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MANY YEARS
IT'S BEEN SINCE I'VE DONE THIS.
I HADN'T SKIED IN 20 YEARS.
20 YEARS.
SOMETIMES I STILL FEEL
LIKE I'M 20
'CAUSE I HAVE SO MUCH ENERGY.
MOST OF THE TIME, SOMETIMES.
- WHAT DO YOU THINK?
YOU OKAY?
- I SPENT MOST OF THE DAY
WAITING FOR ADRIENNE
ON THE MOUNTAIN.
I FELT SORRY FOR HER BECAUSE
IT WAS HER SECOND TIME SKIING.
BUT I'M A PRETTY GOOD SKIER.
I'M GONNA GO A BIT FASTER.
THIS IS SO MUCH FUN.
[laughs]
WHOO-HOO!
WAIT!
[screams, laughs]
- LISA SAID SHE WAS HANGING BACK
JUST TO HELP ME LEARN TO SKI.
I WONDER IS SHE HANGING BACK
BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO HELP ME
LEARN TO SKI
OR IS SHE HANGING BACK BECAUSE
SHE'S NOT
AS GOOD AS TAYLOR AND KYLE?
- OH, IT'S SO MUCH FUN.
- WHOO!
- WHOA!
- YEAH!
BRAKING ADRIENNE.
- GO, ADRIENNE.
- GORGEOUS, NICE FORM.
- OH, THANKS, TAYLOR.
- OH, SORRY, LOVE.
- SUCH A COOL--
- [laughs]
[imitating Lisa]
COME ON, DARLING, IT'S A JOKE.
- OF COURSE IT WOULD BE YOU.
- COMING UP...
- I'M SCARED.
- I WOULDN'T BE FIGHTING
FOR SOMETHING
THAT REALLY IS NOT WORTH
FIGHTING FOR, TO BE HONEST.
- LOOK.
THEY'RE SERVING US COOKIES.
YES!
- WOULD YOU LIKE A COOKIE?
- ABSOLUTELY.
- THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING
IN THE ENTIRE WORLD.
- WELL, YOU'RE WELCOME.
- THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- A HOT CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE.
- SIR, MAY I HAVE ANOTHER?
- YES, HAVE ANOTHER.
- I GOT THE ONE WITH THE MOST
CHOCOLATE CHIPS.
- MM.
- THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- CHEERS.
- SO WE START THE DAY OFF WITH
MOUNTAIN MEN CARRYING OUR SKIS,
WE SKI ON A BEAUTIFUL
MOUNTAIN ALL DAY,
AND WE HAVE WARM
CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES
AT THE END OF THE MOUNTAIN.
I WANNA LIVE HERE.
BEVERLY HILLS, BYE-BYE.
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
ONE MORE.
I'M SORRY.
- WELL, THANK YOU.
- OKAY.
- THAT'S MINE.
[laughter]
- I DON'T CARE.
- OH, THAT IS YOURS.
SOME OF THE GIRLS WERE TIRED
AND WANTED TO TAKE A NAP
AND TAYLOR AND I DECIDED
TO TAKE A JACUZZI OUTSIDE.
IT WAS ABSOLUTELY
BEAUTIFUL OUT.
IT WAS SNOWING AND SUCH
A BEAUTIFUL SETTING.
- YOU KNOW, I'VE SPENT MY WHOLE
LIFE PRETTY MUCH ALONE.
I DIDN'T EVEN GET MARRIED
TILL I WAS 34.
SO THE THOUGHT OF BEING ALONE
AGAIN, MY GOD,
IT'S JUST SO FRIGHTENING TO ME
MAYBE MORE THAN OTHER PEOPLE.
IT'S LIKE I'VE BEEN ALONE
FOR THE MAJORITY OF MY LIFE.
I'M, YOU KNOW--I'VE ONLY BEEN
A COUPLE FOR SIX YEARS.
SO IT'S ALMOST LIKE I'M SO
BANKING EVERYTHING ON IT WORKING
SO THAT I ALMOST DON'T
HAVE TO BE ALONE AGAIN.
- HOW LONG DO YOU THINK
YOU'D GIVE IT?
IS THAT TOO--IS THAT
TOO INTENSE OF A QUESTION?
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
MY THERAPIST SAID A YEAR.
HE SAID IT WOULD TAKE
A YEAR FOR ME
TO LET GO OF THE ANGER
AND THE RESENTMENT.
- WHAT ARE YOU ANGRY ABOUT?
- JUST HOLDING MY VOICE
FOR SO LONG.
AND SOMETIMES I THINK,
"ARE WE EVER GONNA GET THERE?
OR DO I JUST...?"
- WERE YOU EVER THERE?
- NO.
I'VE NEVER BEEN THERE.
THE THOUGHT OF BEING ALONE,
IT WOULD BE A VACANCY
IN MY HEART
AND JUST NOT HAVING SOMEONE
THERE NEXT TO YOU,
IT WAS REALLY OVERWHELMING
FOR ME.
I DON'T KNOW HOW I'M...
EVER GONNA LET GO
OF THE RESENTMENT.
- WHAT IS ALL
THE RESENTMENT?
WHAT'S IT ABOUT?
TAYLOR.
- IT'S JUST BEEN A LONG TIME.
I'M TIRED.
- YOU'RE TIRED OF DOING THIS?
- I'M JUST TIRED.
[sniffles]
IT'S BEEN A LOT OF YEARS.
- TAYLOR DOESN'T EVER REALLY SAY
WHAT THE REAL ISSUE IS.
SHE JUST TELLS ME
HOW SHE'S FEELING
AND SORT OF HINTS AT THINGS.
- I JUST WANT IT SO BADLY
TO MAKE IT WORK.
- WHY?
WHY?
I'M SORRY TO SAY THAT.
I KNOW YOU HAVE A CHILD,
BUT...
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
- I'M SCARED.
- YOU'RE NEVER GONNA BE ALONE.
YOU HAVE YOUR FRIENDS.
- I LOVED HIM.
I DO.
- I WOULDN'T BE FIGHTING FOR
SOMETHING THAT REALLY IS NOT
WORTH FIGHTING FOR,
TO BE HONEST.
YOU'RE BLAMING YOURSELF,
BUT IT'S NOT YOU.
I SEE A DIFFERENCE IN TAYLOR.
SHE'S LOST A LOT OF WEIGHT.
I SEE THAT SHE'S STRESSED
AND SHE'S NOT EATING.
I FEEL LIKE SHE'S
REALLY A...
BROKEN PERSON RIGHT NOW.
DON'T FALL INTO THAT TRAP.
YOU'RE STRONGER THAN YOU THINK,
YOU KNOW?
YOU'RE NOT--YOU'RE NOT HAPPY.
- HMM.
- YOU'RE NOT.
- NEXT ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES
OF BEVERLY HILLS...
- TAYLOR IS IN A SUITCASE.
- AND I'M READY TO GO HOME.
- WHAT ELSE IS GOING ON
WITH YOU?
- TAYLOR.
COME ON, HON.
- WHAT?
NO, WE DON'T, WAIT.
- JUST DON'T WITH ME.
I FEEL LIKE I'M BREAKING.
- YOU ARE.
YOU'RE HAVING A NERVOUS
BREAKDOWN.
OKAY, I'M GONNA CALL KIM
REAL QUICK.
- HELLO.
- KIM.
- I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS
RIGHT NOW, WHO'S THIS?
- IT'S PAUL AND ADRIENNE.
- MY POWER WENT OUT.
I WOULD NEVER DO THIS
TO YOU GUYS.
I FEEL SO BAD.
- KIM, IT'S OKAY, HONEY.
- 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW,
IT'S A NICE AIRPORT
AND I LOVE THE PLANES
OVER THERE SO, YOU KNOW,
BUT STILL,
I'LL SEE YOU SOON.
- ALL RIGHT, HONEY, BYE.
- SHE SOUNDED LIKE
SHE WAS INTOXICATED.
HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...
- HI.
- OH, MY GOSH.
- HOW YOU'VE BEEN?
- NICE.
- HELLO.
- OH, HI.
- I'M SUCH A...
- THAT IS--UGH.
- HELLO.
- TAYLOR IS VERY MANIPULATIVE
AND NOW SHE'S TRYING
TO DRAG KYLE INTO
HER PROBLEMS WITH ME.
- YOU'RE BEING RUDE.
- SHH.
- YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
- WE'RE KNEE DEEP INTO
SO MUCH PSYCHOTHERAPY
THAT I'M SICK OF MYSELF.
- IF I HAD TO GO TO SEE
A THERAPIST,
I WOULD FEEL...WEAK.
- LIFE IN BEVERLY HILLS IS
A GAME AND I MAKE THE RULES.
- I'M NOT THE RICHEST GIRL
IN BEVERLY HILLS,
BUT I AM THE LUCKIEST.
- PEOPLE TRY TO FIGURE ME OUT,
BUT I'M ONE OF A KIND.
- I FINALLY FOUND MY VOICE
AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT.
- HAVING IT ALL IS EASY IF
YOU'RE WILLING TO WORK FOR IT.
- DIAMONDS AREN'T A GIRL'S
BEST FRIEND, FREEDOM IS.
- YAY.
- WHAT'D YOU FIND?
- SOMETHING THAT'LL BORE YOU,
BUT I LOVE.
- THAT THING JUST BLINDED ME.
- LOOK HOW PERFECT THIS
IS GONNA GO IN HERE.
THIS FRAME AND EVERYTHING.
- OH, MY GOD.
WE HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO PUT THIS
UP SINCE OUR LAST HOUSE.
- BUT NOW, IT'S GONNA GO
REALLY WELL HERE.
- IT'S SO PRETTY.
I LOVE IT.
- I HAVE TO FIND A GOOD SPOT
FOR IT.
- I LOVE IT.
- MOMMY.
- YOU WANNA SEE
THE PICTURE AGAIN?
- IT'S RIGHT THERE, LOVE.
- HERE.
- WHO IS THAT?
- LET'S PUT IT RIGHT HERE.
- WHO IS THAT?
- MOMMY.
- AND?
- SOME GUY.
- SOME DUDE?
- [laughing]
OUR NEW HOME IS AROUND
7,000 SQUARE FEET
AND IT HAS SEVEN BEDROOMS.
SO NOW, EACH OF MY GIRLS
HAS A ROOM FOR THEMSELVES,
AND MAURICIO AND I
HAVE A ROOM,
AND WE HAVE A GYM THAT
I HOPE I WILL USE.
HI, HONEY.
- OH, MY GOD, HI.
- HI.
- HI.
- WHAT ARE WE DOING?
- OH, MY GOD.
OH, MY GOD.
THE CHANDELIERS.
- MOMMY.
- THEY'RE PRETTY, AREN'T THEY?
- I SWEAR TO GOD I'M LIKE...
- MOMMY, FOR ME.
- [gasps]
WHAT'S THIS?
IT SAYS,
"THE PRINCESS SLEEPS HERE."
I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU.
I'M SO BLOWN AWAY.
- I'M SO GLAD.
- I REALLY GOT MY DREAM HOME.
I USED TO DRIVE PAST THIS HOUSE
FOR A YEAR AND A HALF
AND PARK OUTSIDE
AND STARED AT.
MY KIDS WOULD SAY,
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
AND I'D SAY,
"THIS IS MY HOME."
I HAVE TO, LIKE,
PUT MY ENERGY ON IT
SO THAT ANYBODY ELSE TAKES IT.
- ALL RIGHT, COME ON.
- HONEY, THIS IS NOT
THE MAN CAVE.
- HE THINKS HE'S TAKING IT OVER.
- ALL RIGHT, JUST A LITTLE BIT.
LIKE, A LITTLE--JUST A LITTLE
TOWARDS YOU, GUYS, RIGHT THERE.
- MO.
- ALL RIGHT.
- MO, WE'RE HAVING A PROBLEM
WITH THIS BEING INSIDE HERE.
- OKAY, WHERE DO YOU WANT IT?
- WELL, I WANT IT
IN THE GARAGE
AND KYLE WANTS IT
IN THE MAN CAVE.
- WHERE DO YOU WANT IT?
- THIS IS NOT THE MAN CAVE.
- HONEY, I NEVER--
WE NEVER SAID THAT.
WE SAID THAT WE
JUST WANTED THIS FOR--
IN THE INTERIM
WHERE WE BOUGHT IT.
YOU'RE THE ONE THAT--
IT WAS YOUR IDEA.
- WELL, THAT WAS IN THE PAST
BEFORE EVERYTHING STARTED--
- IT WAS A WEEK AGO,
HER IDEA.
- WELL, THAT WAS SO LONG AGO.
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT
IT IS EXACTLY ABOUT THIS HOUSE.
YOU KNOW, I KNOW THERE'S
A LOT BIGGER HOMES IN L.A.
AND IT'S JUST AN ENERGY
AROUND THIS HOUSE.
I JUST FELT AN INCREDIBLE
CONNECTION TO IT.
IT'S SO UGLY.
- IN THE GARAGE.
IN THE GARAGE.
- SO WHAT DO YOU WANT?
- THE GARAGE?
- THE GARAGE.
WITH THE CHANDELIER THAT
GOES PERFECT IN THE GARAGE.
- TURN IT THE OTHER WAY.
- YEAH, TURN IT THIS WAY
FOR NOW.
LET'S SEE HOW IT LOOKS
THIS WAY.
- OKAY, I'M TELLING YOU NOW,
IF WE LEAVE THIS IN HERE,
HE'S GONNA TALK US OUT OF
GETTING FURNITURE FOR THIS ROOM.
- ALL RIGHT, BOYS, READY?
- ONE, TWO, THREE.
- HOLD ON, STAY BACK,
STAY BACK.
- SPIN.
- SPIN, SPIN, SPIN.
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
- OKAY, THAT LOOKS RIDICULOUS.
- OH, HOLD ON, WAIT.
[laughter]
- HOLD ON.
THAT LOOKS REALLY BAD.
WE GOT TO PUT IT BACK.
I'M SO SORRY.
- MAURICIO AND I KNOW HOW
FORTUNATE WE ARE.
- OH, MY GOD, KYLE?
- [laughs]
- KYLE?
- NO, DON'T LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS.
- KYLE!
- WE KNOW THAT WHAT
WE HAVE IS SPECIAL
AND THAT NOT EVERYBODY
HAS THAT.
- OH, MY GOD,
THIS IS FANTASTIC.
LOOK AT IT.
- WE SEE IT WITH OUR FRIENDS
AND WHAT THEY GO THROUGH.
MY MOM WOULDN'T LET ME TRIM
MY EYEBROWS.
- THAT IS SO CUTE.
- THAT'S FROM A MOVIE I DID.
WE'RE NOT BLIND TO THAT.
WE KNOW WE'RE LUCKY.
WHAT HAVE I DONE?
- ROSIA?
- YEAH, MISS LISA?
- CAN YOU COME AND HELP ME
FOR A SECOND?
- SURE, YEAH.
- GOOD BOY.
MOMMY IS GOING AWAY
FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS.
[sighs]
- YOU'RE LEAVING?
- YEAH.
I'VE GOT TO GO TO, UM,
COLORADO...
- OH.
- WITH CAMILLE AND FRIENDS,
YOU KNOW?
- UH-HUH.
- TAYLOR AND KYLE.
- WITH MR. KEN?
- NO.
- YOU'RE GOING WITHOUT
MR. KEN?
- AND WITHOUT GIGGY
AS WELL.
- GIGGY.
- I KNOW.
WE'RE JUST GOING
FOR A FEW DAYS.
CAMILLE IS SELLING HER HOUSE,
SO SHE WANTS TO TAKE US ALL.
OH, GOOD BOY.
I'M GONNA MISS YOU.
- OH, YEAH,
HE'S GONNA MISS YOU.
- MWAH.
OH, YOU LITTLE SEXY BOY.
COME ON THEN.
LET'S LEAVE HIM IN THERE.
- OKAY.
- SO I'M GOING SKIING
AND I NEED A SKI JACKET.
- THE PINK.
- HUH?
- THE PINK ONE?
UH, THIS ONE.
- UM...
WELL, WE'RE GOING
TO COLORADO
TO SOMEWHERE CALLED
BEAVER CREEK.
I'M QUITE A GOOD SKIER,
BUT I'M A LITTLE RUSTY.
THE LAST TIME I WENT SKIING,
THE SKIS WERE WOODEN,
SO IT'S
QUITE A WHILE AGO.
- THIS ONE?
- UM, NO,
I DON'T THINK SO.
- NO, OKAY.
HOW ABOUT THIS WHITE
WITH THE HAT?
[dog barking]
- HOLD ON.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
- WITH THE HAT?
- HUH?
- WITH THE HAT?
- WEAR THIS?
- YEAH.
- GOING TO CAMILLE'S HOUSE.
IT WAS A HIGH-RISK
SITUATION,
BECAUSE I'VE REALLY
THOUGHT ABOUT THIS.
THERE'S NO RETREATING FROM IT.
I'M NOT THAT CLOSE TO TAYLOR,
BEING REALLY HONEST.
SO TO PUT US ALL IN THIS
KIND OF MELTING POT,
I'M JUST PRAYING THAT EVERYTHING
IS GONNA BE OKAY.
HMM.
COME ON, PUT OUT.
COME ON.
COME ON.
MWAH.
OH, YOU'RE SO GOOD.
I'M GONNA MISS YOU.
I'M GONNA MISS HIM.
- YEAH.
HE'S GONNA MISS YOU TOO.
- YES, HE'S GONNA.
MWAH.
OKAY.
OKAY.
COME ON THEN.
COME ON, GIGGY. COME ON.
- [laughter]
- VISCO.
VISCO.
VISCO.
HERE, HERE, HERE,
HERE, HERE, HERE.
UH-UH, UH-UH.
- SO THIS IS FOR
THE VAIL TRIP?
- YEAH.
I'M JUST STARTING,
ACTUALLY.
- HOW MANY BAGS ARE YOU PACKING?
- I HAVE THREE PIECES
OF LUGGAGE.
I KNOW IT WAS ONLY TWO DAYS,
BUT TWO OF THOSE BAGS,
I THINK WERE SHOES.
I LOVE SHOES.
WHAT I CAN SAY?
- I MEAN,
ARE YOU GONNA SKI OR...
- NO.
- CROSS-COUNTRY SKI
OR YOUR KNEE OR WHAT?
- NO, BECAUSE I HAVEN'T GOTTEN
THE BRACE YET.
I'VE GOTTA GET THAT BRACE.
I HAD A KNEE INJURY
ACTUALLY SKIING.
MY MENISCUS TORE IN MY ACL,
SO I'M NOT QUITE SURE
IF I'M GONNA GO SKIING.
- OH, JESUS.
- ARE YOU GONNA--WILL YOU DO
ME A FAVOR PLEASE?
- OH.
- SINCE I'M GONNA BE GONE,
CAN I
GIVE YOU INSTRUCTIONS
FOR THE HOUSE?
- MY HANDS ARE FULL
OF SALIVA NOW.
- DRIVE SLOW WHEN YOU'RE
WITH THE KIDS, PLEASE.
FOCUS ON THE ROAD.
DON'T TURN AROUND
TO ASK GAVIN
IF HE'S GOT HIS SEAT BELT ON
AS YOU'RE DRIVING.
- THAT'S THE REARVIEW MIRROR.
- ASK AHEAD OF TIME
AND PUT A SEAT BELT ON.
- I'M NOT THE ONE WHO GETS LOST
DRIVING IN BEVERLY HILLS.
- NO, I DON'T GET LOST DRIVING
IN BEVERLY HILLS.
IT'S NOT ABOUT GETTING LOST.
I'M SAYING DRIVE SLOW.
- I DO DRIVE SLOW.
- I'M A LITTLE, YOU KNOW--
A LOT OF TENSION THERE,
BECAUSE I DON'T WANNA--
YOU KNOW, LEAVING THE KIDS
FOR THAT MANY DAYS,
I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS.
ALSO, LOCK THE DOORS,
KEEP THE DOG INSIDE.
- I KNOW TO DO ALL THAT.
YOU DON'T NEED TO REMIND ME
TO SHUT THE DOORS.
- NO, I NEED TO REMIND YOU.
- NO, YOU DON'T.
CAN YOU, LIKE,
GIVE ME ONE SECOND?
I GOT SALIVA ALL OVER HANDS.
ONE SECOND.
- UM, NO, NO, SERIOUSLY,
CAN I GIVE INSTRUCTIONS?
- I NEED A TOWEL.
- ARE YOU LISTENING?
PLEASE.
- [sighs]
- WOW.
- WELL, I'M TIRED AND--
- YEAH, WE'RE BOTH TIRED, PAUL.
HE LEADS A VERY STRESSFUL LIFE.
I LEAD A VERY STRESSFUL LIFE.
THERE ARE SITUATIONS WHERE
HE GIVES IT RIGHT BACK TO ME
AND I KNEW THAT GOING INTO THIS
MARRIAGE AND SO DID HE.
- COME ON, VISCO.
COME ON.
- NO, NO, NO,
VISCO, VISCO, VISCO.
- YOU WANNA STAY THERE--WAIT.
NO, WAIT, COME HERE.
[whistling]
- VISCO, I WANT HIM IN HERE.
- COME HERE.
- VISCO.
- COME BACK HERE.
- HERE, HERE, HERE.
- OKAY.
- GOOD BOY.
GUYS, VISCO.
- COME HERE.
[laughs]
- AND WHY WOULD HE DO THAT?
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
- COMING UP...
- IF IT'S ABOUT SOMEBODY ELSE
BEING IN THERAPY--
- BUT THAT'S ABOUT HIM.
- BUT I MEAN NO ONE REALLY ASKED
FOR HIS OPINION.
- [grunts]
HI, THERE.
- BYE, HONEY.
- HEY.
- [laughing]
- HOW ARE YOU?
- HOW ARE YOU?
- ARE YOU READY FOR
A FUN ADVENTURE?
- I HOPE.
- [scoffs]
- [laughs]
- SOMEBODY SAID THERE'S
A STORM COMING IN.
- NICE.
WE'LL JUST STAY IN THE HOUSE.
- OH, MY GOSH.
YEAH.
- IN THE FIREPLACE.
- THAT COULD BE DANGEROUS,
ALL OF US IN ONE HOUSE?
- THAT'S TRUE.
I TAKE THAT BACK.
- [laughter]
- I NOTICED LISA DIDN'T
WANNA GO WITH ME.
SHE'S PROBABLY LIKE,
"NO WAY.
IF SHE'S FIVE MINUTES LATE,
I AM LEAVING."
YOU KNOW HOW SHE IS, RIGHT?
- THAT'S SO FUNNY.
- I'M NOT WAITING
FIVE MINUTES.
- I'M VERY PUNCTUAL.
SO FOR ME, I SEE NO POINT
IN ACTUALLY SITTING OUTSIDE
OF ADRIENNE'S HOUSE WAITING
FOR HER, SO I GET MY OWN CAR
WHENEVER WE GO ANYWHERE.
- LADIES...
- YOU NEED TO PUT ONE LIKE--
- I'M GONNA HAVE TO PUT
ONE BAG UP AHEAD OF US.
- OKAY.
- SURE, THAT'S FINE.
- IT'S OKAY?
- YEAH.
- VERY GOOD.
- WHAT A SURPRISE.
- GOT TO GET TAGS
ON MY BAGS.
- YEP.
- HOW ARE YOU DOING,
BY THE WAY?
- WELL, YOU KNOW,
WE'RE DOING ALL THIS THERAPY
AND WE'RE WORKING ON EVERYTHING,
AND IT'S REALLY HEAVY STUFF.
- EVEN PEOPLE THAT HAVE A GOOD
MARRIAGE HAVE TO WORK AT IT.
TRUST ME, I KNOW.
WE HAVE OUR MOMENTS.
AND IT LEADS TO--
SOMETHING SO SMALL
COULD LEAD TO A HUGE ARGUMENT.
- YEAH.
- IT'S AMAZING
HOW THAT HAPPENS.
- IF I DON'T START
SPEAKING UP ABOUT
THE LITTLE THINGS
IN THE MOMENT...
- RIGHT.
- EVEN IF IT'S THAT,
YOU KNOW, A RESTAURANT
THAT HE WANTS TO GO TO THAT
I'M-- DON'T WANNA GO TO.
- DON'T WANNA GO TO.
- YOU KNOW, JUST MAKING
IT A POINT TO SAY,
"YOU KNOW, I REALLY DON'T WANT
ITALIAN RIGHT NOW."
- YEAH.
- YOU KNOW, THAT'S IMPORTANT
FOR ME TO SAY
THE LITTLE THINGS SO THAT
I CAN BE STRONG ENOUGH.
- WOW, HAVE YOU ALWAYS
FOR SIX YEARS GONE ALONG
WITH WHATEVER HE SAID?
- PRETTY MUCH.
I ALWAYS LIKE, "I DON'T CARE,
WHATEVER YOU WANT."
- THAT'S AMAZING.
- YEAH.
- I COULD NEVER DO THAT.
- YEAH.
- THE BAD NEWS IS
I'M STILL SICK,
AND THE GOOD NEWS IS
I'M SO HYPER
THAT I DON'T KNOW WHAT
TO DO WITH MYSELF.
I'VE HAD A CUP OF COFFEE
AND I'M READY TO ROCK AND ROLL.
- YOU BROUGHT A PILLOW
IN A SUITCASE?
- I ALWAYS CARRY ONE.
I'M NOT GONNA GO ANYWHERE
WITHOUT MY PILLOW.
- COME ON.
- DON'T PUSH ME.
DON'T PUSH ME.
I'M NOT READY YET.
I'M LIKE,
"KIMBERLY, CALL 911.
"I CAN'T SLEEP.
I'M SO--
I'VE BEEN CABIN FEVER.
I'VE BEEN HOME SICK."
- COME ON, LET'S GO.
- I NEED TO TAKE MY TIME.
- KYLE AND KIM WERE DAWDLING
AND MESSING ABOUT.
I FEEL LIKE A TEACHER
ON A SCHOOL TRIP.
- OKAY.
- SO SCARED.
- I LOVE THE JACKET.
WHAT ABOUT MY LUGGAGE?
- OKAY.
- OH, COME ON.
HELP OUT.
OKAY, SO YOU GET
THE THING, BUT LOOK AT MINE.
- GREAT.
HOW DID I END UP WITH THIS?
- I HAVE A PASSPORT.
- THIS IS LIKE--
- OKAY, YOU NEED
YOUR LITTLE PAPER.
- I DON'T HAVE
A LITTLE PAPER.
- YOU DO.
- I DON'T HAVE A LITTLE PAPER.
WHERE DO I GET ONE?
- WHEN WE CHECK IN,
WE'LL GET IT.
- HI, GIRLS.
HI.
I'M SO GLAD THAT I WORE
A LITTLE HEEL TODAY,
BECAUSE I WAS NERVOUS.
- YOU LOOK CUTE.
- I WAS GONNA WEAR MY MOGS.
- YOUR MOGS?
I BROUGHT SOME.
- HI.
- YOU LOOK GREAT.
- THANK YOU.
- I'LL HELP YOU.
- IS THIS YOUR ONLY BAG?
- IT'S ALWAYS A LITTLE SCARY
TO TRAVEL WITH MY SISTER,
BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT
IS GONNA SET US OFF.
SO I HAVE HIGH HOPES.
I HAVE TO HOLD THIS.
YOUR UNRULY EYEBROWS.
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
LEAVE THOSE ALONE.
THEY LIKE TO BE UNRULY.
SOMETHING--YOU HAVE
TO LEAVE THOUGH--
YOU HAVE TO LEAVE A LITTLE BIT
OF UNRULINESS IN ME.
- OH, BELIEVE ME,
I'VE LEFT PLENTY.
- OH, BELIEVE ME.
UM, I WOULDN'T GO THERE
IF I WERE YOU.
DON'T START WITH ME
ON THIS TRIP, GIRLFRIEND.
HI, I'M KIM.
- GOOD MORNING.
- WE ASK THAT YOU IMMEDIATELY
MAKE YOUR WAY
TO THE GATE MARK 67A
FOR AN ON-TIME DEPARTURE.
- I WANT TO SAY MY PRAYERS NOW,
SO.
- YOU'RE WHAT?
- I NEED TO SAY MY PRAYER NOW.
- BUT WE'RE ABOUT TO TAKE OFF.
- HERE'S ONE.
OH, NO, NEVER MIND.
- KIM LIKES HIM.
KIM LIKES HIM.
- WHO?
- HELLO, WOULD YOU LIKE
TO MEET MY SISTER?
- WE HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN OUT
THE GATE, LIKE, 30 SECONDS.
- YEAH?
KIM.
- MARK.
- OH.
- I MEAN, I'M--
[indistinct chatter]
WHAT?
- KIM, WE HAVEN'T--
WE DIDN'T EVEN LEAVE
15 MINUTES AGO.
GIVE THE GUY A BREAK.
- HEY, YOUR BUTT.
- BUNS OF STEEL.
- IT'S BUNS OF STEEL.
- ALL RIGHT.
- OH, MY GOD.
- DO YOU KNOW THIS GUY?
- SHE'S A BOX--
LET HER DO IT.
- SHE'S THE BOXER.
[laughter]
- OH, [bleep].
- HERE WE GO.
I MEAN, I KNEW I WAS ON A
SCHOOL TRIP TO A CERTAIN EXTENT,
BUT I DIDN'T REALIZE IT
WAS KINDERGARTEN TRIP.
[laughter]
- OH, MY GOD.
- EXCUSE ME.
[laughs]
- YOU RUN ME OVER
AND ONE WILL DIE.
- [sighs]
- OH.
- EXCUSE ME.
DO YOU KNOW HOW FAR
IT'S GONNA BE TO CAMILLE'S?
- WE'RE GONNA HAVE
TO MAKE A DETOUR TODAY.
THEY'RE DOING CONSTRUCTION
ON I-70.
THEY HAVE IT CLOSED...
- WHAT?
- WHAT?
- BECAUSE OF THE ROCKS
AT GEORGETOWN.
WE HAVE A SOUTHERN HIGHWAY
WE CAN TAKE.
IT'LL BE A FOUR-HOUR RIDE.
- ARE YOU JOKING?
- ARE YOU KIDDING?
- IS THAT A JOKE?
NOW, I'M LIKE--NOW,
I WAS GETTING KIND OF EDGY.
- WAIT.
FOUR--ARE YOU JOKING?
- IT'S A DANGER.
THEY GOT 25 MILES
OF I-70 CLOSED.
- SO I THINK THIS IS
BLOODY RIDICULOUS.
NO WAY.
I DON'T WANNA SPEND
4 1/2 HOURS
BECAUSE I KNOW SOMEBODY
IS GONNA SAY SOMETHING
THAT WILL KICK IT OFF.
SERIOUS, FOUR HOURS NEXT
TO ARMSTRONG?
JESUS.
OH, GOD.
- OH, THE SUNSET
LOOKS SO AMAZING RIGHT NOW.
- ISN'T IT PRETTY?
- IT'S SO PRETTY.
THIS IS A GOOD TIME
TO GO SNOWSHOEING
JUST A LITTLE BIT
UP THE BACK.
AND JUST TOBOGGANING,
YOU KNOW?
YOU KNOW, WE'LL TAKE THE KIDS
OUT THIS TIME,
JUST WHEN THE SUN IS SETTING,
THE LIGHT'S PERFECT.
IT'S BEEN A TOUGH YEAR.
SO HAVING THE GIRLS
AT MY HOUSE
IS JUST WHAT I NEED
RIGHT NOW.
I'M GONNA GO DOWNSTAIRS AND
CHECK THE BEDROOMS,
MAKE SURE EVERYTHING
LOOKS GOOD.
- OKAY.
- I WANTED TO CHECK THE LIGHT
FIXTURE IN HERE
'CAUSE IT GOES
WITH THE WHOLE CASTLE VIBE.
- IT DOES.
IT LOOKS LIKE A TURRET
IN A CASTLE.
- YEAH.
OKAY, LET'S GO
INTO MASON'S ROOM FIRST.
- OKAY.
- HE'S MY DATE.
ARE YOU MY DATE FOR THE EVENING?
YOU GOT A BIG BELLY.
OH, OKAY.
BECAUSE OF MY DIVORCE
SETTLEMENT,
I HAVE TO SELL
THE BEAVER CREEK HOUSE.
I LOVE THIS HOUSE.
I HELPED DESIGN IT.
YOU KNOW,
WE SPENT THANKSGIVINGS HERE.
MY DAUGHTER AND MY SON
BOTH LEARNED TO SKI HERE.
IT'S GONNA BE SAD
TO LET IT GO.
SO THIS IS CONSIDERED
THE SECOND MASTER SUITE.
SO I'M FIGURING THIS
IS PROBABLY WHERE, YOU KNOW,
MISS VANDERFABULOUS
IS GONNA WANNA STAY.
- ABSOLUTELY.
[laughter]
- HEY, I WOULD WANNA
STAY HERE TOO.
I DON'T BLAME HER.
- IT'S A GREAT ROOM.
- YEAH, IT'S A GREAT ROOM.
- LOOK HOW CUTE
THIS LITTLE--TOWN?
IS THAT A TOWN?
- IT IS A SUPER CUTE TOWN.
- LOOK AT THIS,
HOW CUTE THIS IS.
- DO YOU KNOW WHAT I SAW GOING
TO SQUAW VALLEY?
YOU KNOW THOSE OLD
TRAIN TRACKS,
LIKE THE TRUE OLD,
OLD TRAIN TRACKS?
I FELT LIKE
IT WAS MAKING A MOVIE.
OH, MY GOD, I WAS ON
THE DISNEY LOT AND I WAS LIKE--
- LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE.
- EXACTLY.
I WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOSH,"
AND THEN I GOT OUT AND I PUT
MY FEET IN THE WATER.
LIKE, AH!
IT WAS AMAZING.
- KIM IS DEFINITELY OPENING UP.
SHE'S, YOU KNOW, TALKING.
- I WENT TO PARIS
FOR THE FIRST TIME.
I RAN INTO THREE PEOPLE
I KNEW.
ONE IN THE AIRPORT,
TWO AT THE HOTEL.
ISN'T THAT WEIRD?
- ISN'T THAT WEIRD?
- TELLING STORIES
AND TALKING.
- BECAUSE I WAS REALIZING
HOW MANY HOURS--
WHEN I WAS READY JUST
TO RELEASE IT, LET IT GO.
- IT WAS A LOT OF TALKING.
- I'VE GOT THE SOLES
OF HER FEET IN MY FACE.
IT'S EVEN MORE EFFECTIVE.
- BUT YOU KNOW WHAT'S REALLY
BEAUTIFUL ABOUT IT,
TIPS OF THE SOLES?
AT LEAST THEY SAY
"HEART AND SOUL."
- AT LEAST THEY DON'T SMELL.
- OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE.
- THIS IS GONNA BE A LONG DRIVE.
- CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?
- GO AHEAD.
- WAS KEN MAD AT ME
THE OTHER NIGHT?
- UM.
INNOCUOUS LITTLE QUESTION.
THANKS, KYLE.
WELL, YOU SEEMED MAD AT HIM,
DIDN'T YOU REALLY?
- NO, I WASN'T MAD.
I GUESS IT WAS THE CHOICE
OF WORD THAT HE DIDN'T LIKE.
- YEAH.
NO, HE DIDN'T LIKE IT.
HE KIND OF BELIEVES
IN WHAT HE BELIEVES.
- HE DIDN'T LOOK VERY HAPPY
TO ME WHEN YOU SAID THAT.
- HE WASN'T.
HE WAS PISSED OFF AT ME,
I COULD TELL.
- OH, ABSOLUTELY, YEAH.
- WHY?
- I DON'T KNOW WHY.
THAT WAS JUST--I MEAN,
THAT WAS JUST THE WORD
THAT CAME TO MIND.
- THAT'S HIS OPINION
AND HE'S ENTITLED TO IT.
- YEAH.
- BUT I MEAN, NO ONE REALLY
ASKED FOR HIS OPINION.
- [laughs]
- TO ME, IT REALLY
JUST SEEMS LIKE LISA
WANTED TO DEFEND KEN
WHETHER HE WAS WRONG OR NOT.
- IF IT'S ABOUT SOMEBODY ELSE
BEING IN THERAPY--
- BUT THAT'S ABOUT HIM.
- IF SOMEONE WAS GOING TO--
INTO REHAB...
- THAT'S ABOUT HIM.
- I WOULDN'T SAY, "OH,
I WOULD NEVER GONNA DO THAT,
"BECAUSE THAT'S A SIGN
OF WEAKNESS
THAT YOU WOULD NEED HELP
FROM SOMEBODY ELSE."
- YEAH, BUT HE SAID
IN HIS OPINION,
HE DOESN'T BELIEVE IN THERAPY
AND THAT'S A VALID POINT TOO.
- I HEARD THAT.
YES.
I JUST DIDN'T FEEL LIKE ANYBODY
ASKED FOR HIS OPINION.
- WELL, I DON'T THINK YOU
HAVE TO ASK SOMEBODY'S OPINION
WHEN YOU'RE SITTING
AT DINNER PARTY.
- HE SAID THERAPY
IS FOR WEAK PEOPLE.
THAT'S NOT--
- NO, HE DIDN'T.
HE SAYS HE SEES IT AS
A SIGN OF WEAKNESS.
- WELL, I MEAN--
- BUT THAT'S HIS OPINION.
- THAT'S HIS OPINION.
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
MAYBE YOU NEED TO HAVE THIS
ARGUMENT WITH HIM.
END OF STORY,
YOU KNOW?
- COMING UP...
- YOU'VE BEEN MAKING FUN
OF ME FOR YEARS
FOR SPARKLE AND BLING AND NOW,
LOOK, THERE'S ALL BLING-BLING.
- KIM, SPARKLES IS DIFFERENT
THAN RHINESTONES.
- NO.
- YEAH!
YOU GUYS MADE IT!
WHOO!
HEY, OH, MY GOD.
YOU MADE IT.
HOW LONG DID IT TAKE YOU?
FOREVER?
- SO WE REALLY JUST LOVE YOU
OR WE WOULDN'T BE HERE.
[laughter]
WE THOUGHT ABOUT--
- I'M SO GLAD YOU MADE IT.
- IT'S LIKE PLANES, TRAINS,
AND AUTOMOBILES.
- AFTER EVERYTHING CAMILLE
AND I HAVE BEEN THROUGH,
IT FEELS PRETTY STRANGE THAT I'M
THIS EXCITED TO SEE HER, OKAY?
IT HAS A LITTLE SOMETHING TO DO
WITH BEING TRAPPED
IN THE CAR WITH
ALL THESE WOMEN.
- BEAUTIFUL.
GOSH.
LOOK AT THE--LOOK AT THE VIEWS.
- SO WE ARRIVED
AT CAMILLE'S HOUSE.
I MEAN, IT'S JUST BEYOND
GORGEOUS AS I KNEW IT WOULD BE.
AND I DO FEEL SORRY FOR HER.
I MEAN, YOU KNOW, SHE'S HAVING
TO SELL ALL THESE HOUSES.
SHE'S GONNA BE DOWN TO JUST A
COUPLE, SO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
IT'S, YOU KNOW,
A DIRE SITUATION HERE.
- OKAY.
COME ON DOWNSTAIRS.
OH, THIS IS THE GUEST BEDROOMS.
SO FIGURE OUT--I'M GONNA HAVE
YOU GIRLS PICK
WHAT ROOM YOU WANNA STAY IN.
WE ARE ONE GUEST ROOM SHORT
IN THE HOUSE,
SO TWO OF THE LADIES
HAVE TO SHARE A ROOM.
I DIDN'T ASSIGN
THE LADIES THEIR ROOMS,
BECAUSE WHAT'S THE FUN
IN THAT?
I WANTED THE LADIES TO WORK IT
OUT THEMSELVES.
THIS IS MASON'S LITTLE ROOM.
- I'LL TAKE THIS ROOM.
I DON'T CARE.
- REALLY?
I'M GONNA SHOW YOU
ALL THE OTHER ROOMS TOO.
- KYLE WILL FEEL QUITE AT HOME
WITH HIS NEW CRIB.
- I'M FINE WITH THIS ROOM.
I'M GOOD WITH THIS ROOM.
- I'M FINE.
WHERE--WHERE DO YOU SEE--
- NO, I'M GONNA SHOW AND THEN
HERE, STRAIGHT AHEAD.
WELL, THIS ROOM HAS GREAT VIEWS.
- THEN I'LL TAKE THAT.
- OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
WE HAD A FRIEND THAT WAS REALLY
INTO FLY FISHING,
SO THIS ROOM IS BASICALLY,
YOU KNOW, DEDICATED TO HIM.
- LISA, JUST SO YOU KNOW,
MY PURSE IS HERE.
- YOU GET THE FLIES, DARLING.
[laughter]
- THIS IS GOOD.
- REALLY? FOR ME?
- NO, FOR ME.
- FOR ME.
- FOR ME.
- [laughter]
- FOR US.
- WHOEVER TAKES THE BIGGER ONE
SHOULD SHARE WITH TAYLOR THEN.
- THE ROOMS THAT HAVE THE BIGGER
BEDS--WAIT, LOOK AT YOUR FACE.
- OH, MY GOD.
THAT AIN'T HAPPENING.
I MEAN, I'VE JUST BEEN
IN THE BACK OF A LIMO
WITH TAYLOR FOR FOUR HOURS.
I'M CERTAINLY NOT GONNA
SLEEP WITH HER.
MM-MM.
- WAIT, IT MAKES MORE
SENSE THEN,
IF SOMEONE HAS TO SHARE,
MAYBE YOU AND I
TAKE A BIGGER BED AND SHARE.
MAYBE I GO IN
WITH YOUR ROOM.
- OKAY.
- YOU CAN SHARE THAT.
- AND THEN, YEAH,
WE COULD DO THAT.
- OKAY.
I DEFINITELY DIDN'T WANNA
SHARE WITH LISA.
I DEFINITELY DIDN'T WANNA
SHARE WITH TAYLOR.
I THINK EVEN WITH
ALL THE STUFF,
IT JUST MADE SENSE THAT
MY SISTER AND I SHARE A ROOM.
- I OFFERED TO TAKE
THE TWIN BED
WITH HER SON'S ROOM,
BUT THEN SOMEONE HAS TO SHARE,
SO THEN I THOUGHT I SHOULD
PROBABLY GO WITH KIM.
- OKAY, I DON'T MIND.
- I DIDN'T HAVE--
I HAD A SINGLE BED
SO I FIGURED YOU EITHER
SHARE WITH THEM OR WHATEVER.
SO I MOVED IN WITH KIM AND NOW
YOU HAVE THE SINGLE BED.
I'M FEELING SHORT OF BREATH.
- I MANAGED TO SNEAK
INTO THE BEST BEDROOM.
TOO LATE.
- WHAT ARE YOU WEARING TONIGHT?
- I THINK I'VE PACKED
NOT INTELLIGENTLY.
- WHAT, DID YOU PACK
FOR LAS VEGAS?
[laughter]
FOR GOD SAKES.
- WELL, YOU KNOW, JUST TO ADD
A LITTLE SPARKLE NOW AND THEN.
I WAS A LITTLE HESITANT
GOING AWAY WITH KIM.
I DIDN'T THINK WE'D HAVE TO BE
SHARING A BEDROOM.
HOW CUTE IS THIS?
- CAN I JUST ASK YOU SOMETHING?
AREN'T YOU CONFUSED
WITH WHAT'S TRIP WE'RE ON?
- THIS IS A SCARF.
- I UNDERSTAND THAT'S A SCARF.
- IT'S A SCARF.
- BUT...
- I LIKE SPARKLES.
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU'VE BEEN MAKING FUN
OF ME FOR YEARS
FOR SPARKLE AND BLING AND
NOW--NOW YOU'RE ALL BLING-BLING.
- KIM, SPARKLES IS DIFFERENT
THAN RHINESTONES.
- NO, SPARKLE AND BLING
IS THE SAME.
- RHINESTONES.
RHINESTONES.
- DON'T MESS WITH ME,
GIRLFRIEND.
- [purring]
- WOW, OKAY.
THIS IS QUITE
THE MONSTER DINNER.
- I THINK WE SHOULD GO
SOMEPLACE FAR
WHERE THERE'RE SOME
SINGLE GUYS.
NOT FOR ME,
BUT FOR YOU AND KIM.
- KIM?
- COME ON, THAT'S FUN.
- YEAH.
- AND IT'S FUN BECAUSE--
- LET'S GO.
- DON'T BE SAD.
- IT'S NOT SAD, IT'S FUN.
YOU HAVE TO THINK OF IT
AS FUN.
- AS LIFTING A LARGE WEIGHT OFF
YOUR SHOULDERS.
- YES.
- A LARGE, SMELLY,
HAIRY WEIGHT.
- HAIRY WEIGHT.
[laughter]
- WITH BARNACLES ATTACHED
TO IT.
- YES, YES.
- THIS IS FREEDOM.
- HAIRY, SMELLY.
- YOU DUMPED THAT HAIRY LUG.
[laughter]
I FEEL LIKE CAMILLE NOW
COMPARED TO A YEAR AGO
IS A COMPLETELY
DIFFERENT PERSON.
I FEEL THAT SHE'S HAPPIER.
I FEEL THAT SHE'S
MORE CONFIDENT.
I FEEL LIKE I'M HANGING OUT
WITH A DIFFERENT GIRL.
- IT'S ABOUT TIME.
- I USED TO HAVE TO SCRAPE
THOSE BARNACLES OFF.
[laughter]
NOW LET SOMEBODY ELSE
SCRAPE THEM.
- OH, MY GOD.
OL' WHAT'S HER NAME'S
GONNA HAVE FUN
SCRAPING THE BARNACLES NOW.
- WOW, SHE CAN WAX HIS BACK NOW.
LIKE, WHAT WAS THAT MEAN,
THOUGH?
I'M CURIOUS, LIKE--
- I GUESS, YOU KNOW,
MEN SOMETIMES GROOM THE--
- MANSCAPE?
- YEAH, THEY MANSCAPE.
I WAS USUALLY DOING
THE MANSCAPING IN THE BACK.
IT'D BE LIKE, YOU KNOW,
YOU KNOW,
ME STARTING THE HEDGE TRIMMER.
[imitates head streamer sounds]
UP KELSEY'S BACK.
- MANSCAPING.
HOW DO THEY DO THAT?
COULD YOU SEE, LIKE,
THEY DO IT LIKE THE GIRLS?
- WE'RE GOING TO EAT,
FOR GOD'S SAKES.
AND I'M GONNA THINK ABOUT...
[imitates machine sound]
YOU KNOW, SOME MAN GETTING HIS
THING SHAVED OR WAXED.
I'M LIKE, "THIS IS SO
INAPPROPRIATE.
WHY DO WE HAVE TO TALK
ABOUT THIS?"
[laughter]
- GOD, WE'RE SO BAD.
- JESUS.
- HELLO LADIES,
HOW WE DOING TONIGHT?
- THERE ARE SOME THINGS
THAT REMAIN SACRED.
[overlapping chatter]
- HI.
- THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
- OH, GREAT. OKAY.
- WHERE SHALL WE SIT?
- THANK YOU.
- JUST ANYWHERE?
- TAKE A SEAT WHEREVER.
- LADIES, WINE LIST, DRINKS.
- HOW WE DOING TONIGHT?
- GOOD, HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M DOING GREAT.
MY NAME'S MICHAEL.
I'LL BE TAKING CARE
OF YOU TONIGHT.
A FEW THINGS WE ARE KNOWN FOR IS
GONNA BE, UM, OUR MUSSELS.
UM, OUR MUSSELS ARE AWESOME.
THEY ARE DRY ROASTED
IN AN OVEN.
- DO THE MUSSELS DO THE SAME
THING OYSTERS DO?
- PARDON ME?
I DON'T KNOW.
- I'M JUST JOKING.
- I DON'T KNOW IF THEY DO
BUT THEY COULD.
- YOU KNOW WHAT, WHY DON'T WE
BRING OUT SOME CHEESE AND--
- CHEESE AND--MIXTURE OF MEATS
AND CHEESES?
YOU GOT IT.
- YEAH.
JUST TO NIBBLE ON WHILE
WE ARE WAITING.
- YOU GUYS, THERE ARE ACTUALLY
CUTE GUYS OVER HERE I SAW.
- HUH?
- REALLY?
- YEAH, THERE'S, LIKE,
A BUNCH OF YOUNG--
- COLORADO MOUNTAIN BOYS?
- YEAH, THERE IS.
- WELL, THEY LOOK CUTE
AT THE BAR.
- WELL, YOU GOT TO GO FOR IT.
YOUR OTHER HALF'S
KIND OF MOVED ON.
YOU'VE GOT TO--
YOU HAVE TO.
- WELL, HE MOVES QUICKLY.
I DON'T MOVE AS QUICKLY AS HE.
- YEAH, TOO QUICKLY.
TOO QUICKLY.
- YEAH.
I NEED TO TAKE MY TIME, HEAL,
THINK ABOUT THINGS.
IT'S TRUST.
I HAVE TO GET--IT'S GONNA TAKE A
WHILE TO TRUST AGAIN.
LISA DOESN'T KNOW WHAT
IT'S LIKE OUT THERE.
SHE HASN'T DATED
IN 30 YEARS.
IT'S TOUGH.
IT'S ROUGH OUT THERE.
- THIS LOOKS GOOD.
OH, MY GOSH.
[overlapping chatter]
- THE RULES HAVE
ALL CHANGED, LIKE--RIGHT?
- THERE ARE NO RULES.
- THERE ARE NO RULES.
- I THINK THAT
THE RULES HAVE CHANGED,
AND THAT'S THE THING IS YOU HAVE
TO GO BACK TO THE OLD RULES.
- OH, I LIKE THAT.
- BECAUSE IF THEY DON'T
KNOW YOU
AND THEN YOU GUYS ARE INTIMATE,
THERE'S NOTHING TO MISS.
- NO, ABSOLUTELY.
- THAT'S RIGHT.
THAT'S RIGHT.
- NO RESPECT.
- HOW CAN YOU BE INTIMATE
WITH SOMEBODY
THAT YOU DON'T KNOW?
- THAT'S RIGHT.
- EXACTLY.
- YOU CAN'T LOOK ME IN THE EYE
AND TOUCH MY FACE
OR TELL ME YOU
WANT SOMETHING FROM ME
IF I DON'T FEEL
SOMETHING FOR YOU.
AND HOW DO I KNOW THAT?
- I HAVE TO FEEL SOMETHING.
WHEN I KISS SOMEBODY,
I HAVE TO FEEL IT.
- YEAH.
- AND IT HAS TO BE
WITH THE KISSING.
KISSING IS BIG.
- YEAH, IF HE'S A BAD KISSER,
FORGET IT.
- FORGET IT.
- OH, MY GOD.
- MY EX WAS A TERRIBLE KISSER.
- NO, STOP!
[laughter]
- THERE WE GO!
- I REALLY AM ENJOYING MY TIME
WITH CAMILLE RIGHT NOW.
BUT I NEVER KNOW WHEN
HER LITTLE EVIL TWIN'S
GONNA COME OUT TO PLAY.
[laughs]
- NOBODY WANTS TO ADMIT
THEIR MISTAKES
ALTHOUGH WE ALL HAVE TO
TO GET THROUGH LIFE.
IF WE DON'T ADMIT
OUR MISTAKES,
THEN WE LIVE LIFE
IN COMPLETE DENIAL.
- GOD, I'M NOT PERFECT.
I'VE MADE ENOUGH.
- WELL, WE'VE ALL MADE MISTAKES.
YOU KNOW, I'D LIKE TO MEET
THE PERFECT PERSON
THAT HASN'T MADE A MISTAKE YET.
SHOW ME ONE.
IN EVERY FAMILY,
THERE'S SOME SMALL ISSUE...
- SMALL?
- OR BIG.
- THAT REALLY IS QUITE BIG.
- EVERY FAMILY HAS THEIR STUFF,
EVERY FAMILY.
I FEEL LIKE SOMETIMES HAVING
ARGUMENTS CAN--
AND EVEN THOUGH IT'S PAINFUL,
CAN HELP IN THE END.
I FEEL LIKE YOU AND I
HAVE GONE THROUGH SO MUCH,
BUT WE'RE IN,
LIKE, A GOOD PLACE WITH US.
- YEAH, AND I'M FEELING LIKE
WE'RE IN--WE'RE IN A TRANSITION.
WELL, I'M WORKING VERY HARD
ON WORKING THROUGH THIS,
'CAUSE IT HAS TO COME
FROM ME NOW,
'CAUSE SHE'S PRETTY MUCH--
I THINK SHE SAID,
"WELL, I'M OVER THIS.
I'M GOOD."
I'M NOT THERE YET.
I WANNA BE SO BAD,
BUT IT'S TAKING ME
A LITTLE BIT LONGER
THAN I THOUGHT.
- WELL, AS SIBLINGS,
YOU KNOW--
- SIBLINGS?
- YOU KNOW EACH OTHER SO WELL
AND YOU KNOW WHAT BUTTONS--
- YEAH, THE TRIGGER PARTS.
- EXACTLY.
- YEAH.
- IT MAKES IT HARDER.
- COMING UP...
- KIM, GRAB HIM BY THE EARS,
IT'S GONNA HELP.
- SHUT UP, LISA, SHUT UP!
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
- SHUT UP, LISA, SHUT UP!
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
[knock on door]
- SUNSHINE, ARE YOU AWAKE?
[laughs]
IS YOUR BRONCHITIS
BAD AGAIN?
- YEAH.
- WELL, MOUNTAIN AIR.
- I HAVE A HORRIBLE HEADACHE
TOO.
- YOU WANT SOMETHING?
IT'S THE ALTITUDE.
DO YOU WANT SOME ADVIL?
- I'VE BEEN DRINKING WATER
ALL NIGHT.
I'M RUNNING A FEVER.
I HAD BEEN UNDER THE WEATHER
AND I DON'T WANNA MISS IT,
BUT I'M SICK
AND I'M REALLY WEAK.
- DO YOU WANT TEA?
ORANGE JUICE?
WATER?
- I'M JUST GOING
TO DRINK MY WATER.
- WATER.
OH, HONEY, I'M SORRY.
OKAY.
GOOD MORNING.
- HELLO, DARLING.
SO YOU DON'T SLEEP EITHER?
- NO.
- [laughs]
- NOT SINCE 1976.
- OH, REALLY?
- NO, NOT REALLY.
- IS THERE A REASON FOR THAT?
- [laughs]
OH, PROBABLY.
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
WHY DON'T YOU SLEEP?
- I DON'T KNOW.
I THINK I'M
ON ENGLISH TIME STILL,
EVEN AFTER SIX YEARS.
OH, I'M GLAD I'M UP EARLY
'CAUSE I CAN SPEND
SOME NICE QUALITY TIME
WITH TAYLOR.
WHERE ARE THOSE OTHER GIRLS
WHEN I NEED THEM?
- HEY.
- HEY.
- HEY, CUTIE PIE.
YOU LOOK LIKE A LITTLE KID.
- SO I'M GONNA MAKE PANCAKES
FOR EVERYBODY UNLESS--
- OKAY.
I'LL MAKE YOU SCRAMBLED EGGS.
- OKAY, GOOD AND I'LL MAKE
THE PANCAKES.
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
- KIM.
- HELLO, GIRLS.
- YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?
SHE NEEDS SOME ORANGE JUICE.
- I DON'T THINK SHE'S GOING.
- I'M NOT GONNA
GO ANYWHERE TODAY.
- I DON'T KNOW.
- BY THE WAY,
YOU WERE TALKING LAST NIGHT.
- IN THE SLEEP?
- NO, NOT IN SLEEP.
YOU--SHE WANTED
TO TALK ALL NIGHT LONG.
- I LIKE TO CHAT
BEFORE BED.
- I WAS IN A DEEP SLEEP,
HAVING A DREAM.
YOU GO, "KYLE,
I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING,
DO YOU THINK CATHY AND
DAH, DAH, DAH?"
I WAS LIKE--
- AND THEN, SHE LOOKS
AT ME AND GOES, "DO YOU MIND?
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE
STILL AWAKE."
IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF SECONDS,
BY THE WAY.
- I FALL ASLEEP LIKE THAT.
THE SECOND I GET IN BED,
I'M ASLEEP.
I REALLY LOVE MY SISTER
AND WANNA MOVE ON
EVEN IF WE DON'T RESOLVE
EVERYTHING
FROM THE FIGHT THAT NIGHT.
- STOP IT.
- YOU ARE A LIAR AND SICK
AND AN ALCOHOLIC.
- STOP IT.
- I REALLY NEED TO BE ABLE
TO MOVE ON.
SO EVEN IF I HAVE TO BRUSH SOME
THINGS UNDER THE CARPET,
I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO.
- ADRIENNE?
- YES.
- WILL YOU CRACK AN EGG?
OKAY, NOW I'M SCARED.
- CAN I CRACK IT ON YOUR HEAD?
- YOU CAN TRY.
- I KNOW IT.
- I DON'T WANT THAT SHELL
IN THERE.
- NOT BAD, SEE?
- THAT'S GOOD.
THAT'S THE FIRST STAGE.
WHOOPS.
- YOU'RE GETTING MORE SHELLS
IN THERE THAN I AM.
- THERE'S NO SHELL IN THERE.
- OKAY, NOW--
- DID YOU WASH YOUR HANDS
BEFORE...
- OH, I DID YESTERDAY.
- HA HA!
[doorbell rings]
- OKAY SO--
- SOMEBODY AT THE DOOR?
OH, GOD, I'M IN MY PJs.
OKAY, HERE WE GO.
HEY, HI.
- HI.
- HI.
- JOHN FLANAGAN.
- HI, CAMILLE GRAMMER.
COME ON IN.
- NICE TO MEET YOU.
- SO YOU'RE GONNA--
YOU'VE GOT SKIS FOR US?
- WE'VE GOT SKIS AND BOOTS.
- EQUIPMENT, BOOT.
- WE'RE GONNA FIX YOU GUYS ALL
UP RIGHT NOW.
- OKAY, GREAT, FANTASTIC.
COME ON IN.
WE'RE JUST, UH,
MAKING BREAKFAST, SO...
GIRLS, WE'VE GOT OUR SKIS
AND BOOTS HERE,
SO ANYBODY'S READY,
JUST START FITTING.
- HELLO.
- GOOD MORNING.
- HI.
- I NEVER SAW
A SKI CONCIERGE BEFORE.
THIS IS A FIRST FOR ME,
SO I DON'T KNOW
WHERE WE FIND THOSE KIND
OF PEOPLE, BUT I LIKE IT.
- SO YOU'RE SKIING NOW?
- I MIGHT.
I MIGHT--I MIGHT.
- WELL, ONE DAY WITH YOUR KNEE?
- I DON'T KNOW.
SHOULD I?
- YOU KNOW WHAT,
I THINK YOU SHOULD DO IT.
I THINK WE SHOULD
WRAP YOUR KNEE UP.
WE'RE NOT GONNA GO ON ANY--
BE NICE AND EASY.
- DO YOU HAVE, LIKE,
JUST A BRACE?
- YOU'LL BE DISAPPOINTED.
YOU'LL BE DISAPPOINTED
IF YOU DON'T GO.
- I'M GOING TO GET MY LOUBOUTIN.
- I REALLY WANNA GO.
I WAS HESITANT TO SKI
BECAUSE OF MY KNEE
BUT ALL THE OTHER GIRLS
WERE GOING SKIING
AND I'M NOT GONNA BE
LEFT OUT.
- EITHER OF YOU GET
SET UP YET?
- NO, I DON'T KNOW.
DID YOU?
- SHE NEEDS HELP.
- I NEED TO--I NEED
MORE THAN A BOOT.
I DON'T HAVE ANY SOCKS ON.
- HERE, THESE ARE OVERLY
THICK BUT--
- SO WHO IN THIS ROOM
IS MARRIED?
[laughter]
- WHY IS THAT--
- OKAY.
- KIM, SINGLE, HUNKY CONCIERGE,
DO THE MATH.
YOU KNOW, ANY PORT IN A STORM.
I THOUGHT, YEAH, OKAY.
LET'S GO.
- KIM, YOU'RE TURNING RED.
LIKE, BEET RED.
- [laughs]
- WHY? ARE YOU NERVOUS?
- 'CAUSE I HAVEN'T
BEEN FEELING WELL.
- OH, REALLY?
- YEAH.
- YOU FEEL A LITTLE BETTER NOW,
I SEE.
- ARE YOU MARRIED?
- I'M NOT.
- OH.
- [laughs]
- HILARIOUS.
- SWEET.
GOOD MORNING, HONEY.
- WOW!
GOOD MORNING.
AND DID I INTRODUCE MYSELF?
I'M KIM, THE ONE WHO'S NOT
FEELING GOOD TODAY.
- HI, I'M JOHN.
- OH, HI, JOHN.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
- WHO IS NOT FEELING WELL AND
WHO IS NOT MARRIED.
COINCIDENTALLY.
IT'S JUST LIKE CINDERELLA
WITH THE GLASS SLIPPERS.
- EXACTLY.
- GO ON.
- I'M TRYING!
- KIM, GRAB HIM BY THE EARS,
IT'S GONNA HELP.
- SHUT UP, LISA.
SHUT UP.
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
I WAS REALLY
UNDER THE WEATHER.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH AND MAYBE
I'LL SEE YOU OUT THERE.
THANK YOU, OKAY.
- ABSOLUTELY.
- BUT, BOY, YOU WOULDN'T
HAVE KNOWN IT
BY THE TIME I HIT
THE SKI SLOPES.
- ARE YOU READY?
- KIM?
- YEAH?
- OH.
- THAT'S GOOD.
- SO, I HAVE THIS
GORGEOUS LITTLE DR. ZHIVAGO.
I MEAN, IT'S FAUX FUR
BUT IT'S JUST VERY PRETTY,
UH, WITH THIS LITTLE
WHITE HAT.
AND I FELT VERY SAD
THAT NOBODY
REALLY MENTIONED IT
WHEN I CAME OUT.
THEY WERE LIKE, "HMM."
OKAY, HERE I AM.
- AHH, THE QUEEN HAS ARRIVED.
LISA'S WEARING
A WHITE FLUFFY FUR PUFF.
SHE'S WEARING A POODLE
ON HER HEAD.
- LISA, IF YOU FALL IN THE SNOW,
WE'RE NEVER GONNA FIND YOU.
[laughter]
- THANK YOU, JOHN.
- HI, HOW ARE YOU?
- HI, HI, HI.
HELLO, HI.
[overlapping greetings]
- SO, BEAVER CREEK,
ARE YOU READY TO TAKE
THESE CREAKY BEAVERS
UP THE MOUNTAIN?
- WE ARE CERTAINLY.
- SPEAK FOR YOURSELF.
- OKAY, LET'S DO IT.
[laughter]
- WHAT ARE WE DOING?
- THREE AND THREE.
- OKAY.
WE'RE GOING THIS HIGH?
- YOU'VE GOT TO COME DOWN.
THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT
OF SKIING.
- I GET IT.
- WAIT, LOOK AT WHAT
THEY'RE DOING.
WE CAN GET A GOOD FEEL
FOR WHAT WE NEED TO DO.
- HEY, HEY, J.J.
- HELLO.
I'M SO GLAD TO SEE YOU.
- OH, IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- OH, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- THIS IS KYLE.
THIS IS J.J.
- I'M KIM, NICE TO MEET YOU.
- YOU TOO.
SO WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO,
YOU GUYS--
I KNOW SOME OF US HAD SKIED THIS
YEAR AND SOME OF US HAVEN'T.
KIM, LISA, ADRIENNE.
- OKAY.
- CAMILLE IS A REALLY
GOOD SKIER.
SHE GOES ALL THE TIME.
TAYLOR'S VERY GOOD.
AND KYLE WAS PRETTY GOOD TOO.
- CAMILLE, DO YOU WANNA STAY
WITH THESE TWO?
- I'M GONNA HAVE--I'M GONNA SKI
WITH KYLE AND TAYLOR, 'CAUSE--
- YOU GOT IT, OKAY
- OKAY.
- AND WE'LL SEE YOU
AT THE BOTTOM.
- SO WE SPLIT UP INTO GROUPS
AND "PROFESSIONALS"
WENT THAT WAY
AND THOSE OF US WHO WEREN'T
REAL COMFORTABLE
WENT ON DIFFERENT ROUTE.
- ALL RIGHTY, THEN.
- OH MY GOSH.
SERIOUSLY, HOW DO YOU STOP?
- PUT YOUR FEET TOGETHER,
THEN DO LIKE--
- LIKE THAT?
- YES.
- OKAY.
- OH, THAT'S NOT FAIR.
- YEAH, BABY.
- OH, FEELS SO GOOD.
I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MANY YEARS
IT'S BEEN SINCE I'VE DONE THIS.
I HADN'T SKIED IN 20 YEARS.
20 YEARS.
SOMETIMES I STILL FEEL
LIKE I'M 20
'CAUSE I HAVE SO MUCH ENERGY.
MOST OF THE TIME, SOMETIMES.
- WHAT DO YOU THINK?
YOU OKAY?
- I SPENT MOST OF THE DAY
WAITING FOR ADRIENNE
ON THE MOUNTAIN.
I FELT SORRY FOR HER BECAUSE
IT WAS HER SECOND TIME SKIING.
BUT I'M A PRETTY GOOD SKIER.
I'M GONNA GO A BIT FASTER.
THIS IS SO MUCH FUN.
[laughs]
WHOO-HOO!
WAIT!
[screams, laughs]
- LISA SAID SHE WAS HANGING BACK
JUST TO HELP ME LEARN TO SKI.
I WONDER IS SHE HANGING BACK
BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO HELP ME
LEARN TO SKI
OR IS SHE HANGING BACK BECAUSE
SHE'S NOT
AS GOOD AS TAYLOR AND KYLE?
- OH, IT'S SO MUCH FUN.
- WHOO!
- WHOA!
- YEAH!
BRAKING ADRIENNE.
- GO, ADRIENNE.
- GORGEOUS, NICE FORM.
- OH, THANKS, TAYLOR.
- OH, SORRY, LOVE.
- SUCH A COOL--
- [laughs]
[imitating Lisa]
COME ON, DARLING, IT'S A JOKE.
- OF COURSE IT WOULD BE YOU.
- COMING UP...
- I'M SCARED.
- I WOULDN'T BE FIGHTING
FOR SOMETHING
THAT REALLY IS NOT WORTH
FIGHTING FOR, TO BE HONEST.
- LOOK.
THEY'RE SERVING US COOKIES.
YES!
- WOULD YOU LIKE A COOKIE?
- ABSOLUTELY.
- THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING
IN THE ENTIRE WORLD.
- WELL, YOU'RE WELCOME.
- THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- A HOT CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE.
- SIR, MAY I HAVE ANOTHER?
- YES, HAVE ANOTHER.
- I GOT THE ONE WITH THE MOST
CHOCOLATE CHIPS.
- MM.
- THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- CHEERS.
- SO WE START THE DAY OFF WITH
MOUNTAIN MEN CARRYING OUR SKIS,
WE SKI ON A BEAUTIFUL
MOUNTAIN ALL DAY,
AND WE HAVE WARM
CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES
AT THE END OF THE MOUNTAIN.
I WANNA LIVE HERE.
BEVERLY HILLS, BYE-BYE.
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
ONE MORE.
I'M SORRY.
- WELL, THANK YOU.
- OKAY.
- THAT'S MINE.
[laughter]
- I DON'T CARE.
- OH, THAT IS YOURS.
SOME OF THE GIRLS WERE TIRED
AND WANTED TO TAKE A NAP
AND TAYLOR AND I DECIDED
TO TAKE A JACUZZI OUTSIDE.
IT WAS ABSOLUTELY
BEAUTIFUL OUT.
IT WAS SNOWING AND SUCH
A BEAUTIFUL SETTING.
- YOU KNOW, I'VE SPENT MY WHOLE
LIFE PRETTY MUCH ALONE.
I DIDN'T EVEN GET MARRIED
TILL I WAS 34.
SO THE THOUGHT OF BEING ALONE
AGAIN, MY GOD,
IT'S JUST SO FRIGHTENING TO ME
MAYBE MORE THAN OTHER PEOPLE.
IT'S LIKE I'VE BEEN ALONE
FOR THE MAJORITY OF MY LIFE.
I'M, YOU KNOW--I'VE ONLY BEEN
A COUPLE FOR SIX YEARS.
SO IT'S ALMOST LIKE I'M SO
BANKING EVERYTHING ON IT WORKING
SO THAT I ALMOST DON'T
HAVE TO BE ALONE AGAIN.
- HOW LONG DO YOU THINK
YOU'D GIVE IT?
IS THAT TOO--IS THAT
TOO INTENSE OF A QUESTION?
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
MY THERAPIST SAID A YEAR.
HE SAID IT WOULD TAKE
A YEAR FOR ME
TO LET GO OF THE ANGER
AND THE RESENTMENT.
- WHAT ARE YOU ANGRY ABOUT?
- JUST HOLDING MY VOICE
FOR SO LONG.
AND SOMETIMES I THINK,
"ARE WE EVER GONNA GET THERE?
OR DO I JUST...?"
- WERE YOU EVER THERE?
- NO.
I'VE NEVER BEEN THERE.
THE THOUGHT OF BEING ALONE,
IT WOULD BE A VACANCY
IN MY HEART
AND JUST NOT HAVING SOMEONE
THERE NEXT TO YOU,
IT WAS REALLY OVERWHELMING
FOR ME.
I DON'T KNOW HOW I'M...
EVER GONNA LET GO
OF THE RESENTMENT.
- WHAT IS ALL
THE RESENTMENT?
WHAT'S IT ABOUT?
TAYLOR.
- IT'S JUST BEEN A LONG TIME.
I'M TIRED.
- YOU'RE TIRED OF DOING THIS?
- I'M JUST TIRED.
[sniffles]
IT'S BEEN A LOT OF YEARS.
- TAYLOR DOESN'T EVER REALLY SAY
WHAT THE REAL ISSUE IS.
SHE JUST TELLS ME
HOW SHE'S FEELING
AND SORT OF HINTS AT THINGS.
- I JUST WANT IT SO BADLY
TO MAKE IT WORK.
- WHY?
WHY?
I'M SORRY TO SAY THAT.
I KNOW YOU HAVE A CHILD,
BUT...
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
- I'M SCARED.
- YOU'RE NEVER GONNA BE ALONE.
YOU HAVE YOUR FRIENDS.
- I LOVED HIM.
I DO.
- I WOULDN'T BE FIGHTING FOR
SOMETHING THAT REALLY IS NOT
WORTH FIGHTING FOR,
TO BE HONEST.
YOU'RE BLAMING YOURSELF,
BUT IT'S NOT YOU.
I SEE A DIFFERENCE IN TAYLOR.
SHE'S LOST A LOT OF WEIGHT.
I SEE THAT SHE'S STRESSED
AND SHE'S NOT EATING.
I FEEL LIKE SHE'S
REALLY A...
BROKEN PERSON RIGHT NOW.
DON'T FALL INTO THAT TRAP.
YOU'RE STRONGER THAN YOU THINK,
YOU KNOW?
YOU'RE NOT--YOU'RE NOT HAPPY.
- HMM.
- YOU'RE NOT.
- NEXT ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES
OF BEVERLY HILLS...
- TAYLOR IS IN A SUITCASE.
- AND I'M READY TO GO HOME.
- WHAT ELSE IS GOING ON
WITH YOU?
- TAYLOR.
COME ON, HON.
- WHAT?
NO, WE DON'T, WAIT.
- JUST DON'T WITH ME.
I FEEL LIKE I'M BREAKING.
- YOU ARE.
YOU'RE HAVING A NERVOUS
BREAKDOWN.
OKAY, I'M GONNA CALL KIM
REAL QUICK.
- HELLO.
- KIM.
- I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS
RIGHT NOW, WHO'S THIS?
- IT'S PAUL AND ADRIENNE.
- MY POWER WENT OUT.
I WOULD NEVER DO THIS
TO YOU GUYS.
I FEEL SO BAD.
- KIM, IT'S OKAY, HONEY.
- 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW,
IT'S A NICE AIRPORT
AND I LOVE THE PLANES
OVER THERE SO, YOU KNOW,
BUT STILL,
I'LL SEE YOU SOON.
- ALL RIGHT, HONEY, BYE.
- SHE SOUNDED LIKE
SHE WAS INTOXICATED.