The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (2010–…): Season 2, Episode 24 - The Lost Footage - full transcript
- TONIGHT
THE HOUSEWIVES VAULT IS OPEN.
- OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE.
- [laughs]
- WITH ALL NEW FOOTAGE
FROM BEVERLY HILLS.
[grunting]
- MORE FROM FABULOUS HAWAII...
- MWAH.
- KIM DISHES
SOME SURPRISING DIRT.
- GET OVER IT. GET A LIFE.
- ADRIENNE
AND PAUL'S RELATIONSHIP
HITS A BUMP IN THE ROAD.
- DO ME A FAVOR.
JUST KIND OF RELAX, PLEASE.
CAN YOU RELAX? - [sighs]
[cell phone chimes] - HELLO?
- LISA GETS FRIGHTENING NEWS.
- OKAY, YOU'RE SCARING ME.
- I HAVE NEVER [bleep]
HURT CAMILLE GRAMMER!
I HAVE BEEN BETRAYED, NOT HER!
- GUESS WHAT?
- HAVE ANOTHER COCKTAIL,
MY DEAR.
- AND EXPLOSIVE, UNSEEN FOOTAGE
FROM BRANDI'S MALIBU PARTY.
- WE'RE LEAVING.
- STOP!
- ALL THAT AND MORE
ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES
OF BEVERLY HILLS: LOST FOOTAGE.
- DON'T PUSH IT.
- LET ME THINK ABOUT THAT.
[upbeat music]
- LIFE IN BEVERLY HILLS
IS A GAME,
AND I MAKE THE RULES.
- I'M NOT THE RICHEST GIRL
IN BEVERLY HILLS,
BUT I AM THE LUCKIEST.
- PEOPLE TRY TO FIGURE ME OUT,
BUT I'M ONE OF A KIND.
- I'VE FINALLY FOUND MY VOICE,
AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT.
- HAVING IT ALL IS EASY,
IF YOU'RE WILLING TO WORK
FOR IT.
- DIAMONDS AREN'T
A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND.
FREEDOM IS.
- IN PART THREE OF THE REUNION,
MAURICIO LET US KNOW HIS ISSUES
WITH KIM WERE NOT RESOLVED.
BUT THERE'S ANOTHER PART
OF THE STORY YOU HAVEN'T SEEN.
LORI FROM ESSEX, VERMONT SAID,
"MAURICIO, HOW IS YOUR
RELATIONSHIP WITH KIM NOW?
DID SHE EVER APOLOGIZE TO YOU?"
- WELL, YOU KNOW,
MY RELATIONSHIP WITH KIM
I THINK RIGHT NOW IS IN LIMBO.
A FORMAL APOLOGY HASN'T
OCCURRED.
I WOULD ASSUME THAT,
YOU KNOW, ONCE KIM IS ALL GOOD,
THAT WE'LL BE ABLE TO HAVE
A SIT-DOWN CONVERSATION,
AND I REALLY HOPE THAT
WE'RE BE ABLE TO WORK IT OUT
BECAUSE IT'S JUST NOT FUN
HAVING A FEUD
WITH A FAMILY MEMBER
OR HAVING ANY ISSUES
WITH A FAMILY MEMBER.
SO I REALLY DO HOPE THAT
WE'RE ABLE TO WORK THAT OUT.
- NOW LET'S HEAR
WHAT KIM HAS TO SAY ABOUT THAT.
- WHERE ARE
YOU AND MAURICIO NOW?
HAVE YOU TWO MENDED FENCES?
- WHY DO YOU GOT TO GO THERE?
[laughs]
- WELL, BECAUSE
WHEN WE LAST SAW YOU IN HAWAII,
IT WAS... IT WAS A LITTLE TENSE.
IT WAS HIS... IT WAS
HIS BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION.
AND IT SEEMED
LIKE HE WAS FED UP.
- WHEN YOU'RE 36 HOURS LATE
TO A BIRTHDAY PARTY,
IF YOU FESS UP...
- THERE'S NOTHING
TO FESS UP WITH, MAURICE.
- YOU OWE IT TO YOURSELF.
- I'M FINE.
HE WAS FED UP? - YEAH.
- NO.
- SEEMED LIKE
YOU WERE BOTH FED UP.
- YEAH. THAT'S BETTER.
LET'S STICK IT ON MY SIDE.
I'M JUST... YOU KNOW WHAT?
TRUTHFULLY...
[sighs]
IT'S MY SISTER'S HUSBAND.
SO WE'LL JUST CALL IT THAT,
AND YOU...
IT'S NO SECRET
I'M MUCH MORE OF...
I'M REALLY CLOSE
TO MY BROTHER-IN-LAW, RICK.
UM...
IT'S KYLE'S HUSBAND,
AND, UM, SO...
IT'S ALL I'M GOING TO SAY,
REALLY.
- DOESN'T SOUND GREAT.
DOESN'T SOUND LIKE
YOU'VE MENDED FENCES.
- I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO PUT IT, HONESTLY.
I HAVE, LIKE, A WEIRD FEELING...
- IS THIS RESIDUAL
FROM THE WHOLE STUFF THAT WE
ONLY HAVE HEARD LITTLE BITS
ABOUT RELATING TO THE HOUSE?
- I THINK HONESTLY,
THERE WAS... THIS IS A BUILDUP.
IT'S A BUILDUP.
AND HONESTLY, THE FINAL THING
FOR ME WAS IN HAWAII.
IT WAS SO... SO UNCALLED FOR.
AND TOO MUCH HAS BUILT UP
FOR ME IN THE YEARS
FOR HIM TO DO
WHAT HE DID IN HAWAII.
I JUST THINK...
- WHAT DID HE DO IN HAWAII?
- IT'S JUST THE WAY, YOU KNOW,
"THE TRU... THE TRUTH, THE TRUTH
WILL SET YOU FREE."
WHATEVER. I MEAN, COME ON.
- ONE OF THE PHILOSOPHIES
THAT I'VE BEEN LIVING WITH,
IT'S ABOUT, YOU KNOW,
JUST BEING TRUE.
SO HERE'S TO THE TRUTH. CHEERS.
- I'M NOT DOING THIS RIGHT NOW.
I WAS SO OVER THAT WHOLE THING.
- DO YOU UNDERSTAND
HIS FRUSTRATION WITH YOU
AT THAT POINT?
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
HE'S... HE SHOULD'VE BEEN ENJOYING
HIS BIRTHDAY,
FOR GOODNESS' SAKES.
NOT WORRYING ABOUT WHERE I AM.
COME ON. THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
HAVE FUN. IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY.
WHAT, YOU SAID YOU WANTED...
OH, WORRYING ABOUT
WHERE YOUR SISTER WAS?
AW, GET OVER IT. GET A LIFE.
- IT SOUNDS... IT SOUNDS LIKE
THERE MAYBE SOME...
SOME WORK TO BE DONE
IN THAT RELATIONSHIP.
- WELL, I APOLOGIZED
WHEN I GOT THERE.
- DO YOU THINK
HE OWES YOU AN APOLOGY?
- FOR THE WAY HE CAME AT ME,
AND CAME AT ME, AND CAME AT ME?
HE... HE CAN HAVE IT.
HE CAN HAVE IT.
AND, YOU KNOW, HONESTLY,
I DON'T WANT...
I DON'T WANT TO PLAY THIS FIGHT
AND THIS APOLOGY,
AND I OWE YOU
AND YOU OWE ME, YOU KNOW.
I'M SORRY I WAS LATE. I'M SORRY.
AND I'VE SAID THAT.
I APOLOGIZED MORE THAN ONCE.
AND IT STILL DIDN'T SEEM
TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE, SO.
- I THINK THAT'S
A GREAT PLACE TO END IT.
AND JUST CONGRATULATIONS.
- THANKS.
- AND... AND I WISH YOU
CONTINUED RECOVERY
AND... AND HEALTH.
- THANK YOU SO MUCH, ANDY.
- GREAT TO SEE YOU.
- YOU TOO.
- THANK YOU FOR DOING THIS.
- THANK YOU.
- WHILE MAURICIO
WAITS FOR KIM'S APOLOGY,
HERE'S A GRUDGE MATCH
HE CAN RESOLVE.
- WHAT'S UP, MY BROTHER?
- YOU'RE LATE.
- SO HOW'VE YOU BEEN?
YOU WORKING HARD?
- I'M WORKING SO HARD.
MY WIFE IS MAKING ME
WORK FOR A LIVING NOW.
- OH, NEW BALLS?
WHAT, ARE YOU THINKING YOU'RE
GOING TO BEAT ME OR SOMETHING?
- TRYING
THE NEW BALL TRICK ON ME?
- NO CONTEST, MAN.
- YOU KNOW, KEN AND I
LIKE TO TRASH-TALK A LOT.
HE'S A LOT OLDER THAN I AM,
SO HE WANTS TO SAY THAT HE WIPES
THE COURT WITH ME AND WHATEVER,
BUT WE BOTH KNOW WHO WINS.
- I DON'T THINK SO.
- [grunts] LIKE THAT, TAKE THAT.
[grunting]
- SHOOT.
I'M BETTER THAN MAURICIO.
- [grunts]
[groans]
- LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT ME
TO SLOW IT DOWN.
- YOU SLOW DOWN?
- [laughs]
LIKE THAT? - PLEASE.
- LIKE, IS THAT BETTER?
- YEAH, IT IS. NOW MUCH BETTER.
- [grunts, laughs]
[laughs]
[cell phone chimes]
- HELLO?
BRENDA, CAN YOU CALL ME
BACK IN AN HOUR?
I'M IN A MEETING. THANK YOU.
- THAT WAS THE MAYOR
OF BEVERLY HILLS.
- [laughs]
- I'VE NEVER LET HIM WIN.
I DON'T THINK HE'S EVER
WON A MATCH AGAINST ME.
- LET'S GO OVER THAT THING
IN THE MIDDLE.
- MAYBE A GAME,
BUT CERTAINLY NOT A MATCH.
[laughs]
[grunting]
WHOOPS.
- [laughs]
- GOOD GAME, BRO.
- WELL PLAYED.
- THANK YOU.
- FROM HELEN
IN EVERGREEN, COLORADO,
SHE'S WORRIED.
HELEN SAYS, "PAUL,
YOU AND ADRIENNE BICKERING
"ALWAYS MAKES ME LAUGH,
BUT THIS SEASON,
"THERE SEEMED TO BE
A MORE SERIOUS TONE TO IT.
IS EVERYTHING OKAY
WITH YOU TWO?"
- ABSOLUTELY.
I MEAN, HELEN, SORRY FOR ME
TO SAY THIS TO YOU,
BUT THAT WAS ONLY
THE FIRST EPISODE.
OTHER THAN THAT,
WE HAD OUR USUAL BICKERING,
WHICH IS ACTUALLY VERY MILD.
AND, UM, WE LOVE EACH OTHER
VERY, VERY MUCH.
AND THERE'S NO TROUBLE
IN THE FUTURE.
IT'S THE WAY IT IS.
IT'S PERFECT.
- AWW.
- YOU CONCUR?
- I DO.
- EXCELLENT.
- YEAH.
- ALEXIS FROM
FORT SMITH, ARKANSAS
IS WORRIED AS WELL,
AND WANTS ADRIENNE
TO GIVE THREE REASONS
WHY SHE MARRIED PAUL.
- OBVIOUSLY, THE FIRST REASON
IS I LOVE HIM.
HE'S BRILLIANT, AND, UM...
- THANK YOU.
- WE HAVE A CHEMISTRY THAT...
IT WORKS FOR US.
- OKAY, THAT'S TRUE.
- PEOPLE LOOK AT US...
- AND, YEAH, BUT IT WORKS.
- THREE.
- I GAVE YOU THREE.
HE'S BEAUTIFUL, HE'S SMART,
AND OUR CHEMISTRY WORKS.
- VERY GOOD. OKAY.
DOMINIC FROM JACKSONVILLE,
FLORIDA, WANTS TO KNOW
"PAUL, HAVE YOU AND ADRIENNE
EVER GONE TO COUPLES THERAPY?"
- YES.
- [laughter]
- YES, VERY GOOD QUESTION.
- WE HAVE.
- UM, WELL, FIRST OF ALL,
BEFORE WE GOT MARRIED,
WE HAD TO GO TO COUPLES THERAPY.
- OKAY.
- THAT'S ONE OF THE THINGS
I THINK WE HAD TO DO FOR...
WHAT WAS IT? - TO GET MARRIED.
- IN A CATHOLIC WEDDING, RIGHT?
- YEAH.
- RIGHT.
- OKAY.
- AND I THINK WHAT WE DO,
YOU KNOW, WITH EACH OTHER
IS WE PRETTY MUCH
GIVE THERAPY TO EACH OTHER.
NOW SOMETIMES,
THE TONE MAY BE DIFFERENT,
BUT WE'LL BOTH DO IS
WE'LL GET IT OUT QUICK.
- YOU COMMUNICATE LIKE JEWS.
- RIGHT.
EXACTLY. [laughter]
- IT'S THAT LEBANESE BACKGROUND.
- THAT'S EXACTLY... THEY LOVE US.
- WHAT AM I GOING TO SAY?
- EXACTLY.
- I HAVE NOT SEEN KEN WALKING.
HAVE YOU? AT ALL.
- I SAW HIM THE OTHER DAY.
HE WAS WEARING PURPLE SWEATS.
AND, UH, GIG... GIG... UM, GINKY...
GIGGY WAS WEARING
PURPLE CLOTHES.
- EXACTLY THE SAME COLOR.
LET'S CALL... WE'LL SEE
IF KYLE HAS LEFT YET.
- [child talking]
[honking horn]
- WHAT DID YOU SAY?
- THAT GUY'S DRIVING
ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD.
- YOU KNOW WHAT, I WOULDN'T
DO THAT WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING.
CAN YOU NOT DO THAT?
- I'M NOT. [line trilling]
- [sighs]
[line trilling] NO, SERIOUSLY.
HERE, I'LL DO IT. - HERE, HERE.
- HI, THIS IS KYLE.
LEAVE A MESSAGE.
- WANT TO LEAVE A MESSAGE?
- YEAH, LEAVE A MESSAGE.
- I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU DISCUSSED.
- HI, YOU GUYS ON YOUR WAY? BYE.
CAN YOU CALL MAURICIO?
- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DRIVE
ON THIS ROAD AND DO THAT.
- DOOU ME A FAVOR.
JUST KIND OF RELAX, PLEASE.
CAN YOU RELAX?
DID YOU MAKE ME
A ROMANTIC BIRTHDAY CARD?
- NO.
- DID YOU WRITE,
LIKE, A BIG POEM FOR ME?
DID YOU WRITE A BUNCH
OF LOVELY, LOVELY THINGS TO ME?
- LIKE YOU DID WITH ME?
- LIKE I ALWAYS DO FOR YOU?
- YOU NEVER DO.
WHEN HAVE YOU EVER...
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DO?
- EXCUSE ME.
- YOU TAKE WHATEVER
IT SAYS ON THE CARD,
AND YOU WRITE THE SAME THING,
AND THEN YOU ADD...
- NO.
- "I'LL ALWAYS LOVE YOU."
- NO, NO.
- AND THEN THAT'S IT.
- I WRITE YOU...
- NO, YOU DON'T.
- YOU KNOW, COME ON.
- WHY DO YOU...
- COME ON, MAN.
- BUT IT'S THE SAME THING
EVERY YEAR.
EV... EVERY YEAR.
- I SAY YOU'RE THE BEST...
HERE, WANT ME TO TELL YOU
WHAT I TELL YOU?
YOU'RE THE BEST MOTHER
IN THE ENTIRE WORLD,
- YEAH.
- YOU'RE THE BEST WIFE
IN THE ENTIRE WORLD.
BUT I'M NOTHING WITHOUT YOU.
RIGHT?
I SAY THAT.
- SEE, YOU ALREADY KNOW IT
BY HEART.
- BUT, WHAT DO YOU WANT...
HOW CAN I CHANGE IT?
WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY
THAT'S BETTER THAN THAT?
YOU WRITE, "HONEY..."
- THAT'S NOT TRUE.
- YOU WRITE, "HONEY...
I LOVE YOU, AND AREN'T YOU
HAPPY THAT YOU HAVE ME?"
- I NEVER SAY THAT.
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
- [laughing]
- DON'T DO THAT.
[sighs] MY GOD, YOU TALK A LOT.
- COMING UP...
I JUST WANT TO WARN YOU.
YOUR GRANDMOTHER...
SHE DOES NOT LOOK GOOD.
[doorbell rings, dog barks]
- MAMA, I DON'T WANT
TO SEE BOBE.
[crying]
- MARION FROM WICHITA, KANSAS,
SAYS,
"PAUL, YOU DID AN AMAZING JOB
ON YOUR FACE LIFT
"FOR MAURICIO'S MOM, ESTELLA.
ARE YOU HAPPY
WITH HOW IT TURNED OUT?"
- OH, I'M EXCITED. I'M ECSTATIC.
I THINK THAT FIRST OF ALL,
SHE WAS A GREAT PATIENT.
AND SHE HEALED WELL.
BUT I WILL TELL YOU
THAT TAKING YOUR TIME,
DOING THE RIGHT NATURAL LIFT
CAN MAKE SOMEONE LOOK FANTASTIC.
AND I'M SO PLEASED,
AND SHE'S HAPPY,
AND I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.
- SHE LOOKS GREAT.
YOU DID A GREAT JOB WITH HER.
SHE'S ECSTATIC.
UM, I THINK SHE LOOKS GREAT.
- SHE SAYS SHE HASN'T
LOOKED THIS GOOD
SINCE HER QUINCEANERA.
[laughter] I'M JUST SAYING.
- YEAH, NO. SHE'S FEELING GREAT.
SHE'S, UH, LOOKING GREAT,
SHE'S FEELING GREAT.
HER... HER PERSONALITY
AND HER CONFIDENCE...
- HER PERSONALITY...
[laughs] - THERE WAS NOTHING...
- THAT'S YOUR MOTHER, MY FRIEND.
[laughter]
- YOU GUYS,
I JUST WANT TO WARN YOU
WHEN YOU SEE YOUR GRANDMOTHER,
SHE'S NOT GOING
TO LOOK LIKE HERSELF.
AND I WANT YOU TO BE PREPARED.
SHE DOES NOT LOOK GOOD.
JUST BE PREPARED FOR THAT.
LIVING IN A TOWN
LIKE BEVERLY HILLS,
IT'S VERY COMMONPLACE
TO HAVE A FACE-LIFT.
ARE YOU OKAY?
- [groans] HEY.
- ALL RIGHT, THUMBS UP, MAN.
- YOU KNOW, EVERYONE'S GOING
IN FOR A NIP AND TUCK
HERE AND THERE.
IT DOESN'T HURT HER,
EVEN THOUGH IT LOOKS VERY SCARY.
IT REALLY DOES.
- WHAT DID THEY DO?
- WELL, SHE DID A FACE LIFT.
- THEY PULL ALL
HER FACE BACK HERE,
AND THEN THEY FILLED
UNDER HER EYES WITH FAT.
THEY TOOK, LIKE, FAT
FROM HER STOMACH
AND PUT IT UNDER HER EYES.
- [laughs]
- YUCKY.
[laughing]
- DID THEY CUT HER FACE OFF,
THOUGH?
- SOPHIA.
- WHAT?
- DON'T SAY THAT
IN FRONT OF HER.
- I'M JUST WONDERING.
SO CAN YOU, LIKE, JUST EXPLAIN
IN, PRIVATE WORDS WHAT HAPPENED?
- MOMMY, LOOK AT... LOOK AT...
- THEY C-U-T HER F-A-C-E.
AND THEN THEY PULL IT BACK,
AND THEY S-E-W IT.
- [groans, laughs]
- EXACTLY.
- YUCKY.
- [laughs]
DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SPELL?
- UM, NO.
[laughter]
- ANYWAY, DO YOU WANT
TO SEE YOUR GRANDMA NOW?
- MM-HMM.
- WANT TO SEE BOBE?
DO YOU WANT TO SEE HER?
- BOBE'S NOT SCARY?
- SHE'S NOT SCARY?
UM, I DON'T THINK SHE'S SCARY.
SHE MIGHT LOOK A LITTLE BIT
SCARY, TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH,
BUT IT'S STILL YOUR SAME
GRANDMA, AND SHE DOESN'T HURT.
- NO.
- YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE?
- NO.
I DON'T WANT TO.
- LITTLE BIT SCARY
FOR ME TOO, TO BE HONEST.
I DON'T LIKE TO SEE THAT EITHER.
BUT SHE... DOESN'T HURT,
AND SHE'S FINE,
JUST SO YOU KNOW.
[dog barks] SHE HERE?
[doorbell rings]
- I DON'T WANT TO SEE BOBE.
[crying]
I DON'T WANT TO SEE. PLEASE.
- HI, BOBE.
- HI, GIRLS.
HOW ARE YOU?
- YOU'RE NOT SCARY.
- OH, I'M NOT SCARY, RIGHT?
BECAUSE IT'S JUST BOBE.
HOW ARE YOU, BABY?
- I ALWAYS SAID ONE DAY,
MAYBE I WOULD HAVE A FACE LIFT.
I WILL SAY, AFTER SEEING
MY MOTHER-IN-LAW,
I THINK I'M JUST GOING TO TAKE
VERY GOOD CARE OF MY SKIN.
- WHAT DO YOU THINK?
IS BOBE BEAUTIFUL?
[laughter] - DON'T PUSH IT.
- YUCKY.
- MEANWHILE,
AT ADRIENNE'S HOUSE,
IT'S A DOG'S LIFE FOR PAUL.
- JACKPOT. JACKPOT.
WHO LET YOU OUT?
[groans]
WHO LET YOU OUT?
DID YOU DO SOMETHING BAD?
LET'S TAKE A PEEK.
[sighs]
JACKPOT.
COME ON.
I MEAN, EVERY TIME I COME HOME.
THAT LOOKS LIKE A SNAKE.
ADRIENNE.
THE MISTAKE WE MADE IN REGARDS
TO TRAINING JACKPOT
BASICALLY WAS
THAT HE WASN'T TRAINED.
NO.
NO POO POO.
OKAY? YOU'RE SO CUTE.
OKAY, COME ON.
THE WORST PART ABOUT THIS IS
THAT ADRIENNE FORGETS TO PUT
THE DOG EITHER OUTSIDE TO GO
TO THE BATHROOM OR SOMEWHERE.
SO WHAT DOES HE DO?
HE WALKS AROUND,
GOES RIGHT IN MY BATHROOM,
AND DOES HIS DUTY. ALL THE TIME.
LOOKS LIKE THERE'S FOUR
DIFFERENT PLACES.
WHAT DID YOU DO? WALK?
OH, NO. IT'S TOO...
IT'S TOO SOFT.
- IT'S LIKE THE DOG KNOWS.
"HEY, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I'M ONLY A PUPPY. I'LL GET IT."
- I THINK ADRIENNE REALLY ENJOYS
HAVING JACKPOT LEAVING ME
LITTLE JEWELS IN MY BATHROOM.
ALL RIGHT,
LET ME TAKE YOU OUTSIDE.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.
- I THINK IT'S KIND OF FUNNY.
- THERE'S NEVER
A GOOD TIME FOR BAD NEWS
AS LISA FINDS OUT WHILE PREPPING
THE OPENING OF SUR.
- SHANE?
- SHANE?
[laughs]
- HEY, LISA. HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD, HOW ARE YOU?
- NICE TO SEE YOU.
- BLOODY HELL,
IT'S COLD IN HERE.
TURN THE HEATING UP,
WHY DON'T YOU?
- IT'S NOT THAT COLD.
- BIG DADDY IS THIS INCREDIBLE
ARCHITECTURAL, UM, YARD
THAT WE FOUND AGES AGO,
AND IT HAS REALLY INTERESTING,
UNUSUAL PIECES OF FURNITURE.
FOR SUR, THAT'S PRETTY ECLECTIC
AND IT'S INTERESTING.
IT'S JUST A VERY GOOD PLACE
TO GO SHOPPING.
I THINK THAT A LOT
OF DESIGNERS GO THERE.
CAN YOU WRITE DOWN...
CAN YOU GET SOMEBODY
TO FOLLOW US
AND THEN KIND OF GIVE US
THE MEASUREMENTS?
- I'LL JUST DO IT.
- YEAH, BUT YOU MEASURE
LIKE THIS,
WITH HIS FEET. LIKE THIS.
- HOW BIG...
HOW BIG IS THIS TABLE?
- [laughs]
- DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.
- IT'S 7 FEET BY ABOUT...
38 OR 40.
- ONE, TWO, THREE,
FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN.
- THAT LOOKS LIKE
YOU'RE DOING A DUI, KEN.
- EXACTLY SEVEN FEET.
- OKAY, TRY IT AGAIN.
- GO ON. TRY IT NOW.
- SEVEN.
- SUCH AN [bleep].
YOU DID IT BEFORE.
YOU MEASURED IT BEFORE.
[cell phone chimes] HELLO?
[knocking on table]
IS THAT WOOD, THEN?
- HEY. HUH?
- SO THIS COULD GO...
THIS COULD GO OUTSIDE.
- WHAT?
YOU'RE SCARING ME.
- WHAT? ITING FOR IT TODAY, UM.
WE GOT SOME GOOD NEWS AND...
- HOLD ON A SECOND.
HOLD ON A SECOND.
GOOD NEWS OR BAD NEWS?
- IT IS... I'LL TELL YOU
THE BAD NEWS FIRST.
IT IS, UM... BASAL-CELL
CARCINOMA OF THE SHOULDER.
- WELL, HOLD ON A SECOND.
HOLD ON A SECOND.
IS THAT... - CANCER.
- WHAT?
- HE'S DONE A BIOPSY
ON HER SHOULDER.
- I GOT THE FINAL RESULTS
20 MINUTES AGO,
AND UNFORTUNATELY IT IS NOT...
IT IS NOT WHAT
I WAS HOPING IT WOULD BE.
IT IS WHAT I THOUGHT IT WOULD
BE, WHICH IS SKIN CANCER, SO...
- [bleep].
- SKIN CANCER?
- NUMBER ONE...
- OKAY, YOU'RE SCARING ME.
I DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR ANY BULL[bleep].
BE HONEST.
CAN WE JUST TAKE IT OFF OR NOT?
WHAT DO YOU WE DO?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
HOLD ON A SECOND.
I NEED THIS CONVERSATION
PRIVATE.
ALL RIGHT. HOLD ON.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
YOU THINK IT COULD HAVE
SPREAD SOMEWHERE OR NOT?
NOW I FEEL SICK.
I'LL COME TO THE OFFICE AFTER.
IN ENGLAND, PEOPLE SAY,
"OH, MY GOD, YOU'VE GOT CANCER.
WELL, LET'S HAVE A CUP OF TEA."
IT MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER.
EXCEPT IN THIS CASE.
I AM HAVING A HEART ATTACK.
COUPLE OF SESSIONS OF WHAT?
OKAY, I'LL BE THERE.
I'LL BE THERE IN AN HOUR.
- SO I CAN CUSTOM MAKE YOU THAT,
UM, FOR ABOUT $2,400.
YOU OKAY? - UH, NOT REALLY.
- WANT SOME WATER?
- I NEED MORE THAN WATER.
GIVE ME A VODKA AND TONIC.
- [laughs]
- GOD.
- SHANE, I'M GOING TO GO.
- BYIX FEET.
- OH, GOD.
LOOK, I'M LEAVING MY FILE.
I'M LOSING MY MIND.
I SWEAR TO GOD,
I'M LOSING MY MIND.
ALL RIGHT. - WELL, THANK YOU.
[dog barking]
I HOPE EVERYTHING, UM...
- OH, GOD. I'VE LOST GIGGY.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I'VE JUST LEFT GIGGY HERE.
I'VE JUST BEEN DIAGNOSED
WITH SKIN CANCER ON MY SHOULDER,
AND I'M, LIKE, FREAKING OUT.
- BYE.
- I'M SORRY, SHANE.
I'M ALL OVER THE PLACE.
- IT'S OKAY.
- I'LL SPEAK TO YOU LATER...
- OKAY.
- SORRY, MATE.
- WHEN I FIND MY MARBLES.
- YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS.
- LISA'S DOCTOR
WAS ABLE TO REMOVE
ALL OF HER SKIN CANCER,
AND LISA HAS GOTTEN
A CLEAN BILL OF HEATH.
- COMING UP...
- WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?
- I'M NOT DOING IT TO YOU.
- YES, YOU ARE!
- D.D., D.D.
- I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING!
- HONEY.
- WELL, THROUGHOUT THE SEASON,
KIM AND KYLE'S RELATIONSHIP
WAS STRAINED,
AND TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE,
KIM HAD ANOTHER RELATIONSHIP
SHE WAS HIDING FROM HER SISTER.
TAKE A LOOK.
- HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT
EVERYBODY ELSE FINDING OUT US?
BEEN PRETTY GOOD ABOUT KEEPING
THAT A SECRET, HAVEN'T WE?
- I DON'T... I REALLY DON'T
CONSIDER IT A SECRET, KEN.
- YOU'VE GOT A NEW MAN.
WHERE IS HE?
- KEN.
- HI.
- HI, IT'S SO NICE TO MEET YOU.
- IT'S IMPORTANT TO ME
THAT MY SISTER
CAN SAY "I LIKE HIM."
- WHY HAS SHE BEEN HIDING
THIS FROM ME?
- I THINK THAT WENT GOOD,
DON'T YOU?
[playing upbeat music]
- WHEN I SEE
KEN AND KIM KISSING,
I'M THINKING TO MYSELF... UGH.
- HE LOOKS, LIKE, UM,
A BULLMASTIFF.
- A WHAT?
- I SAID YOU LOOKED...
- [laughs]
- WHAT THE [bleep] IS THAT?
- HE'S JUST GOT
THIS SOUR LITTLE FACE.
- SHE'S CALLING YOU A GAY DOG.
- YEAH, I GOT THAT.
- OH, MY GOD.
YOU HAVE A WEDDING BAND?
- IT'S NOT A WEDDING BAND.
- SHE GAVE IT TO ME.
IT'S LIKE A PROMISE RING.
- I PACKED YOUR NYLONS.
- I HAVE TO TAKE MY MEDICINE.
- TELL US HOW IS IT GOING
WITH UNCLE KENNETH?
- YEAH. IT'S...
- I'M NOT A FAN OF THAT.
- OF WHAT?
- OF WHATEVER'S GOING ON
THAT I DON'T KNOW.
- IT WAS A LITTLE STRANGE.
HE'S BEING A LITTLE
OVERBEARING FOR KIM.
- THERE'S GOING
TO BE RESPECT OR ELSE.
THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.
- WHEN YOU MISSED THE FLIGHT,
HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?
- [laughs] DON'T GET MAD.
- NO, I KNOW
YOU WANT TO BRUSH OVER IT.
BUT EVERYONE ELSE HERE
IS AWARE OF THAT
AND KNOWS THAT WE WERE
ALL WAITING.
- NO...
- WE DON'T CARE.
- YOU DON'T CARE?
I'M SURE YOU DON'T, KEN.
- I DON'T.
- THERE'S JUST CERTAIN THINGS
HE SAYS TO ME AREN'T POSITIVE
AND DON'T MAKE ME FEEL GOOD.
- I DIDN'T PACK THOSE BECAUSE
I THINK THEY LOOK RATTY.
- KEN AND I...
WE'VE JUST BEEN UP AND DOWN.
- I MEAN, LET'S GO. OUT, OUT.
KIM.
JESUS CHRIST.
- IT'S NOT WORKING.
- YOU WANT TO MOVE OUT?
- MM-HMM.
- I WANTED SO BADLY
TO NOT BE ALONE ANYMORE.
I WANT TO BE HAPPY.
- [sighs]
- WHY DO YOU THINK
SHE KEPT THIS...
THE ROMANCE A SECRET
FOR SO LONG?
- BECAUSE SHE KNEW
I WOULDN'T APPROVE.
AND FOR GOOD REASON.
- YOU SAID IN YOUR BLOG
THAT YOU HAD MANY REASONS
FOR NOT THINKING THAT KEN
WAS RIGHT FOR KIM.
WHAT WERE THEY?
- WELL, WHEN SHE WAS SPENDING
TIME WITH THE NEIGHBOR,
UM, BEFORE I KNEW HE WAS KEN,
IT WAS A VERY BAD TIME
IN HER LIFE.
AND I KNEW THAT
HE WAS A BAD INFLUENCE,
AND I DIDN'T LIKE THE THINGS
I WAS HEARING ABOUT
THE WAY HE WAS CONTROLLING.
SO... I DIDN'T WANT
HER WITH HIM.
I WANTED HER AS FAR AWAY
FROM PO... AS POSSIBLE FROM HIM.
- WHAT WERE YOU LADIES...
WHAT WERE YOUR FIRST IMPRESSIONS
OF KIM AND KEN AS A COUPLE?
- I FELT THAT KIM SO DESPERATELY
NEEDED SOMEBODY IN HER LIFE.
I COULDN'T REALLY UNDERSTAND
KYLE'S POINT OF VIEW.
BUT I THINK KYLE HAD KIND OF
MORE INFORMATION ABOUT HIM,
AND SHE KIND OF, YOU KNOW,
JUDGED IT ACCORDINGLY
WHERE I DIDN'T KNOW
THAT HE WAS A BAD INFLUENCE ON...
- I-I ALSO FELT
HE WAS VERY CONTROLLING.
AS YOU CAN SEE IN THAT SCENE.
UM, HIM COMING UP TO US,
PAUL AND I, AND ASKING,
"WHAT'S GOING ON
IN THIS CONVERSATION?"
- THAT WAS ALSO VERY PARANOID.
- YEAH.
- VERY STRANGE, YEAH.
- BRANDI, WE KNOW WHAT YOU
THOUGHT OF KEN AT THE SUR EVENT
WHEN HE CONFRONTED YOU
ABOUT YOUR BULLMASTIFF COMMENT.
DID HE HAVE
A SENSE OF HUMOR ABOUT IT?
- NO, BUT I MEAN,
I DIDN'T EXPECT HIM TO.
I JUST HAD TO BE HONEST
AND TAKE...
TAKE THE BRUNT OF WHAT I SAID.
IT WAS A DISRESPECTFUL
THING TO SAY,
AND I FELT BAD
ABOUT SAYING THAT,
AND SO I JUST APOLOGIZED.
ALL YOU CAN DO IS SAY
YOU'RE SORRY.
THAT'S ALL YOU CAN DO
WHEN YOU MESS UP.
- WHAT IS THE STATUS OF KIM...
- REMEMBER THAT.
- [laughs]
- WE'VE SAID IT A LOT.
WE'VE SAID IT A LOT.
- SO WHAT IS THE STATUS NOW
OF KIM AND KEN'S RELATIONSHIP?
- THEY'RE NO LONGER TOGETHER.
- THEY ARE NO LONGER TOGETHER?
- NO.
- AND HOW LONG HAVE THEY BEEN
BROKEN UP SINCE SHE WENT...
- UM... BEFORE THAT. BEFORE.
- WOW.
- WHILE KIM MANAGED
TO KEEP KEN A SECRET,
HERE, SHE SHARES SOME SURPRISING
REVELATIONS WITH ADRIENNE.
- I'M GETTING READY TO MOVE,
YOU KNOW, I'M LOOKING.
- NO, I KNOW.
HOW'S THAT GOING, BY THE WAY?
- THERE'S BEEN A LOT OF STRESS.
LET'S JUST SAY THAT.
- KIM HAS ERRATIC BEHAVIOR
AT TIMES.
I REALLY WANTED TO FIND OUT
IF SHE WAS REALLY OKAY.
- SO IT'S... I THINK IT'S JUST...
IT'S ALL ON ME RIGHT NOW.
- MM-HMM.
- YOU KNOW, I ALREADY... I USED
TO HAVE ANXIETY FROM WHEN I...
PANIC ATTACKS
WHEN I WAS YOUNGER.
AND THEN THEY STOPPED,
AND THEY'RE KIND OF CREEPING UP
ON ME A LITTLE BIT RIGHT NOW SO.
- A LOT OF THINGS CAN PLAY INTO
WHY A PERSON ACTS
THE WAY THAT THEY DO.
TRUST ME,
WE ALL HAVE OUR ISSUES,
BUT MAYBE IT'S A LITTLE BIT
MORE DIFFICULT
FOR HER TO HANDLE.
SO I KNOW YOU SAID
IT'S STRESSFUL,
BUT HOW DO YOU HANDLE THAT?
- DEEP BREATHS,
DRINK LOTS OF WATER,
I-I JUST ALWAYS DO A LITTLE...
LIKE, KIND OF LIKE
A LITTLE MEDITATION.
YOU KNOW? IT HELPS ME SO MUCH.
- BUT YOU'VE GONE TO THE DOCTOR,
AND HE'S PROBABLY...
- I AM... ACTUALLY HAVE
AN APPOINTMENT TO GO.
- I LIKE SPENDING TIME
WITH ADRIENNE
BECAUSE WE CAN TALK
ABOUT ANYTHING.
AND I FEEL LIKE SHE LISTENS
WITHOUT JUDGING ME.
- YEAH, YOU KNOW.
I WAS IN A LANDSLIDE
WHEN I WAS YOUNG.
WE WERE COVERED IN...
- OH, MY GOSH.
- YEAH, A MOUNTAIN CAME DOWN
ON OUR CAR.
- WHAT?
- YEAH, YEAH.
AND WE WERE COMING DOWN
THE MOUNTAIN,
AND KATHY LOOKED UP
AND SHE'S LIKE, "OH, MOM,
LOOK AT THE MOUNTAIN,"
AND WE WERE COMING...
WE LOOKED UP
AND THE WHOLE MOUNTAIN
JUST CAME DOWN ON OUR CAR
AND JUST BURIED US AND...
- OH, MY GOSH.
- SO, YOU KNOW,
YOU'RE COVERED IN MUD FOR HOURS,
YOU COULD HEAR PEOPLE,
LIKE, YOU KNOW,
"WE'RE COMING, WE'RE COMING."
- OH, MY GOSH. OH, MY GOSH.
- BUT I HAVE CLAUSTROPHOBIA...
REALLY HORRIBLE.
AND I THINK IT MIGHT
BE FROM THAT, BUT...
I REMEMBER I HAD MY FIRST,
LIKE, ANXIETY THING
IN MY 20s.
- AND AS YOU GET OLDER,
IT GETS WORSE.
- YEAH, IT WAS LIKE,
"OH, MY GOSH. OH, MY..."
OUT OF NOWHERE.
I'M, LIKE... [sighs]
- I OBVIOUSLY WANT, AS A FRIEND,
WANT TO BE THERE FOR HER
AND HOPE THAT THINGS ARE
SETTLING IN HER LIFE.
- I'VE HAD A LOT, LATELY.
HORRIBLE.
- KIM WASN'T THE ONLY ONE
WITH A LOT TO DEAL
WITH THIS SEASON.
MAURICIO FOUND HIMSELF WITH A
LIFE-ALTERING DECISION TO MAKE.
- YOU KNOW, THEY HAVE, LIKE,
LITTLE BIRD SANCTUARIES
AND STUFF LIKE THAT.
LIKE FEEDERS
AND ALL KINDS OF THINGS.
- WOULDN'T PORTIA
LOVE THE BIRDS HERE?
- LOVE IT.
- IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL.
- THIS IS AMAZING.
- AMAZE...
- AMAZING.
- HI.
- ALOHA. WELCOME TO THE BEACH.
- THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- SITTING BEACH SIDE WITH US?
- YES, PLEASE.
YOU HAVE A COUPLE OF LOUNGES
AND STUFF THAT WE CAN...
RIGHT THIS WAY.
- THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.
- WHAT'S YOUR NAME? JOSH?
- JOSH.
- THANK YOU, JOSH.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.
- WILL THESE BE OKAY?
- HEY, WE'RE ALL BY OURSELVES.
- I LOVE IT.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.
- OH, IT'S A GOOD THING
I HAVE MY SHOES.
[laughs]
- LOOK AT ALL THE DOLPHINS
RIGHT HERE.
THIS BAY RIGHT HERE
IS UNBELIEVABLE.
SO RELAXING.
I NEEDED A COUPLE DAYS OFF.
I'VE BEEN WORKING MY BUTT OFF.
I'VE BEEN GRINDING HARD
THE LAST, UH, SIX MONTHS.
- I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN WORKING
SO HARD, HONEY.
- YOU KNOW, I HAVE THIS ISSUE
THAT IS REALLY, LIKE,
ON MY HEAD A LOT.
I HAVE BEEN APPROACHED
TO CREATE OUR OWN COMPANY.
AND IT'S SO DIFFICULT FOR ME
TO DEAL WITH THAT
BECAUSE OF FAMILY.
- MY HUSBAND SELLS
VERY HIGH-END REAL ESTATE.
LIKE, CRAZY EXPENSIVE HOMES.
HE WORKS WITH MY BROTHER-IN-LAW
RICK HILTON
AT HILTON & HYLAND
IN BEVERLY HILLS.
WELL, OBVIOUSLY I WANT
WHAT'S BEST FOR OUR FAMILY.
AND I WOULD LIKE FOR YOU TO
BE ABLE TO FULFILL YOUR DREAM.
I JUST GET WORRIED
BECAUSE IT'S LIKE,
HERE IT IS, IT'S MY SISTER,
MY BROTHER-IN-LAW,
IT'S MY FAMILY, AND
I DON'T WANT THEM TO BE UPSET.
- THERE'S NOTHING MORE IMPORTANT
IN LIFE THAN FAMILY,
WHICH IS WHY IT'S SUCH
A DIFFICULT DECISION,
BUT OBVIOUSLY, FOR ME,
WHAT'S MOST IMPORTANT
IS THAT I HAVE
YOUR COMPLETE BACKING.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
- RICK IS A BUSINESSMAN.
HE UNDERSTANDS, I THINK.
- MWAH. KISS.
[smooches]
- OH, YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL,
AREN'T YOU, OVER HERE?
OH, YES. YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.
- WHILE SOME PEOPLE'S LIVES
WERE CHANGING DRAMATICALLY,
LISA AND ADRIENNE'S
NEIGHBORLY RIVALRY
WAS BUSINESS AS USUAL.
- HELLO?
- LISA, I AM NOT WALKING
ANY FURTHER.
- I'M CUTTING THE ROSES.
- IT'S TOO HARD IN THESE HEELS.
- CRAWL OVER HERE.
OH, JESUS. JUST...
- [laughs]
- JUST CRAWL OVER HERE
ON YOUR HANDS AND KNEES.
- OH, MY GOSH, DO YOU KNOW HOW...
YOU OF ALL PEOPLE...
- THOSE ARE NOT
THE MOST SENSIBLE SHOES
TO WALK ACROSS THE ROAD IN.
- OKAY, BUT YOU'VE DONE IT
BEFORE TOO.
WELL, I DON'T HAVE GRAVEL.
- OH, SORRY.
SO GOOD TO SEE YOU TOO.
- BUT I'VE BROUGHT YOU
A PRESENT ANYWAY.
- OH, YOU DID?
- YEAH, YEAH.
- SO, WHAT'S GOING ON?
WHAT'S THE PRESENT?
- PUT THAT DOWN.
I'M AFRAID YOU MIGHT...
AFTER YOU OPEN THIS,
YOU MIGHT BE USING THOSE ON ME.
- OH, REALLY?
- YEAH, LET'S GO IN.
I'LL FOLLOW YOU.
- OKAY, WE'RE GOING THROUGH
THE FRONT DOOR.
DO YOU WANT ME TO GIVE YOU
A PIGGYBACK?
- YEAH, EXACTLY.
OH, MY GOSH.
- COME IN. IT'S GETTING COLD.
- OH, IT IS. REALLY COLD.
- WHAT IS IT? I'M EXCITED.
- TAKE YOUR GLOVES OFF.
- WHY?
- JUST TAKE YOUR GLOVES OFF.
- IS IT ALIVE?
- [clears throat]
- OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE.
"FRUIT AND VEGETABLE WASH."
- THAT'S OKAY, YOU CAN STILL
USE IT FOR CHICKEN.
- OKAY.
OKAY, WE DON'T NEED ANY SOAP.
DID YOU JUST PUT SOAP ON IT?
- YEAH.
- [laughs]
- HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SICK?
HAVE YOU EVER HAD
SALMONELLA POISONING?
YOU'D DO THE SAME THING.
- YOU'RE GOING TO GET SICK
PUTTING SOAP ON HIM.
- [laughs]
- I WAS SO EXCITED
ABOUT THIS BLOODY BOX.
- IT'S A BEAUTIFUL BOX, RIGHT?
- YEAH. EXACTLY.
NOW YOU DO NOT PUT HAND SOAP.
YOU DO NOT PUT...
NOBODY PUTS HAND SOAP
ON CHICKEN.
- THAT HAND SOAP WAS ESPE...
IT WAS ORGANIC.
- NO, DARLING,
IT HAD MOISTURIZER...
NO, DARLING, WHATEVER YOU SAY.
- BUT THIS IS KIND
OF SIMILAR TO HAND SOAP.
- DARLING, I'M SORRY.
YOU DO NOT PUT HAND SOAP
ON CHICKEN.
- COMING UP...
- I HAVE NEVER [bleep] HURT
CAMILLE GRAMMER!
I HAVE BEEN BETRAYED NOT HER!
- GUESS WHAT?
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING, HONEY?
[laughs]
- HONEY?
- YES?
- I MAY NOT BE ABLE
TO TALK TOO MUCH.
- WHY?
- BECAUSE I'M ALREADY RELAXED.
- DON'T YOU HATE WHEN I KEEP
TALKING DURING THE MASSAGES?
- YEAH, THAT'S WHY
I USUALLY DO THEM ALONE.
- BUT I HAVE A LOT OF THINGS
ON MY MIND.
- WELL, THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM.
- [laughs]
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HONEY.
- THANK YOU.
THIS IS SUCH A NICE TRIP.
- ENJOY YOUR LAST MINUTES
OF RELAXATION.
MY SISTER'S ABOUT TO SHOW UP.
[laughs]
- THAT'S TRUE.
THAT'S CALLED A RELAX-KILL.
- [laughs]
- DESPITE HER ECCENTRICITIES,
PEOPLE LOVE KIM RICHARDS.
HERE'S WHY.
- HI, I'M KIM.
- GOOD MORNING.
- I'M A MARLIN FISHER,
SO I LOVE BOATS.
SO THAT'S NOT A SHIP?
- THIS IS THE GOLDEN GATE
BRIDGE, BABE.
- I'M AN ARABIAN HORSE.
YOU KNOW... [neighing]
BAM, BAM.
BING, BING, BING, BING, BING.
BA-BUM, BA-BUM.
AHH... [breathes heavily]
[sighs] - OH, YES.
- IT'S LIKE... IT'S LIKE...
[growls]
I LOVE YOU.
YEAH.
BOUNCE, BOUNCE,
BOUNCE, BOUNCE, BOUNCE.
[laughs]
OKAY, I'M AFRAID THAT SOMETHING
MIGHT COME TO ME
AND WILL LEAVE ME.
WHO'S GOING
TO JUMP INSIDE MY BODY?
- WHAT IS IT?
- [laughs] I DO.
[device buzzing] I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW
IF IT'S FOR YOUR NECK.
- OH, I THINK
IT'S FOR SOMETHING ELSE.
- I THOUGHT IT WAS
A GREAT LIPSTICK,
AND IT ENDED UP
BEING A VIBRATOR.
MY FRIEND ASKED ME
THE OTHER DAY,
"DO YOU HAVE ANY BREATH SPRAY?"
SO I GIVE IT TO HIM,
AND HE GOES,
"IS THIS A SICK JOKE?
THIS IS AIR... DEODORIZER."
- HE PUT IT IN HIS MOUTH?
- I'VE BEEN USING IT
IN MY MOUTH FOR A WEEK.
- KIM...
- AFTER A WEEK, NOBODY
COMPLAINED ABOUT MY BREATH.
[laughs]
- KIM IS DEFINITELY OPENING UP.
SHE'S, YOU KNOW, TALKING...
- I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A COWGIRL.
AS A MATTER OF FACT,
WHEN I WENT TO BUY
MY FIRST HORSE,
I THOUGHT I WAS COWBOY JANE.
- TELLING STORIES AND TALKING.
- AND I'M EXPECTING THEM TO,
LIKE, GET DOWN LIKE THIS,
AND I'M LIKE, "THE HORSE...
I DON'T UNDERSTAND..."
- THERE'S A LOT OF TALKING.
- OH, MY GOD.
IT'S... IT'S A BAD HORSE.
IT'S A VERY BAD HORSE.
- TAYLOR HAS SAID THAT ADRIENNE
IS KENNEDY'S GODMOTHER,
BUT ADRIENNE HAS NEVER QUITE
SAID IT HERSELF.
LET'S FIND OUT
HOW THAT TURNED OUT
ONCE AND FOR ALL.
- GETTING YOUR USUAL?
- YES, THAT'LL BE GREAT.
- OKAY.
- SHE'LL HAVE A NON-FAT CAP.
- FOR HERE OR TO GO?
- FOR HERE.
- HERE.
- NEED SOME CASH.
- OH, I GOT IT.
IT'S MY TURN, I'M SURE.
ADRIENNE AND I USED TO SEE
ONE ANOTHER EVERY DAY
BECAUSE OUR KIDS
WENT TO THE SAME SCHOOL,
BUT NOW OUR KIDS
GO TO SEPARATE SCHOOLS,
AND WE DON'T REALLY
GET THE TIME TO CATCH UP,
AND IT'S DEFINITELY MADE CHANGES
IN OUR RELATIONSHIP.
- WELL, I WISH THAT
WE SAW EACH OTHER MORE.
- I KNOW.
- THE KIDS BEING AT DIFFERENT
SCHOOLS THING IS HARD.
AND I WANTED
TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT...
BECAUSE I AM TURNING 40
THIS YEAR.
I'M TRYING TO GET EVERYTHING
IN MY LIFE REALLY ORGANIZED.
IT IS ABOUT KENNEDY.
AND MAYBE
YOU BEING HER GODMOTHER,
AND I KNOW THAT THAT'S NOT
SOMETHING THAT
YOU'RE COMFORTABLE WITH.
- LET ME TELL YOU WHY I'M NOT
COMFORTABLE WITH IT.
BECAUSE I THINK IT'S GOT TO BE
SOMEBODY THAT'S CLOSE TO YOU,
THAT IS WITH YOU ON A...
YOU KNOW,
CLOSER THAN WHAT I AM WITH YOU.
- YOU KNOW, WHEN I TALKED TO YOU
ABOUT IT THE FIRST TIME,
WE WERE... THE KIDS WERE SPENDING
SO MUCH TIME TOGETHER
BECAUSE THEY WENT TO SCHOOL
TOGETHER EVERY DAY,
AND SO I FELT IT WOULD BE NICE
IF SOMETHING HAPPENED,
AND THEN SHE WOULD HAVE
A SUPPORT SYSTEM.
- BUT DO YOU REALLY KNOW
WHAT'S INVOLVED IN THAT?
SEE, IT SOUNDS LIKE
YOU DIDN'T REALLY UNDERSTAND
WHAT'S INVOLVED IN BECOMING,
UM, A GOD MOTHER.
IT'S NOT JUST FOR A WHILE.
IT'S THE REST OF THEIR LIVES.
- RIGHT, RIGHT.
BUT WHEN WE FIRST
HAD THE CONVERSATION,
I THOUGHT IT WAS REALLY...
IT WAS ONE OF THOSE
THAT YOU WERE, LIKE,
"I'M FLATTERED BECAUSE
"YOU WOULD ASK ME BECAUSE
YOU THINK I'M SUCH A GREAT MOM
THAT YOU WOULD ASK ME."
- WHEN I SAID I WAS FLATTERED,
I'M FLATTERED BECAUSE
IT'S NICE OF YOU TO ASK ME.
BUT IN REALITY,
WHEN YOU REALLY THINK ABOUT IT,
IT'S NOT
THE RIGHT SITUATION FOR ME,
AND IT WOULDN'T BE
THE RIGHT SITUATION FOR YOU.
YOU HAVE TO REALLY
PUT THOUGHT INTO IT.
IT'S JUST NOT
SOMETHING THAT YOU...
- WELL, I DID PUT THOUGHT IN IT.
- NO, IT REALLY NEEDS TO BE
SOMEBODY YOU SEE ALL THE TIME.
- THAT SHE SEES ALL THE TIME.
- YEAH, IN THE FAMILY DYNAMICS.
BECAUSE THAT'S A... SUCH AN
EXTREMELY IMPORTANT POSITION
TO BE IN, AND YOU HAVE TO TAKE
IT SERIOUSLY.
- RIGHT.
- SO...
- WELL.
SO I THINK WE HAVE
TO HAVE A TOAST.
HERE'S TO FRIENDSHIP
AND A NEW YOU.
- THANK YOU, DARLING.
THANKS FOR HELPING.
- MUCH OF BRANDI'S MALIBU PARTY
WAS TOO SHOCKING TO AIR.
TONIGHT, YOU'LL SEE IT ALL.
AS THE NIGHT BEGAN,
POOR BRANDI HAD SUCH HIGH HOPES.
- I'M SO NERVOUS
FOR THE GIRLS TO GET HERE.
I WANT THEM TO BE BLOWN AWAY,
AND I KNOW THEY WILL BE.
- THEY'RE GOING TO BE.
- ARE YOU HAVING SOME?
- WOULD YOU LIKE A SPLASH?
- I WILL. OF COURSE.
GREAT, I'M GETTING READY
FOR THE LADIES,
AND I'M SCARED. - [laughs]
I WANT TO IMPRESS
THE GIRLS TONIGHT
SO I HAVE
A PRIVATE CHEF COMING IN,
I GOT A SOMMELIER, WE'RE
GOING TO DO SOME WINE TASTING.
AND ONE OF MY FRIENDS IS EVEN
GOING TO COME AND TEACH US
TO BELLY DANCE LATER.
- HI, B.
- MWAH.
- MWAH.
I'VE INVITED ONE
OF MY BEST FRIENDS, JENNIFER,
BECAUSE SHE MAKES ME
FEEL COMFORTABLE,
AND I FEEL LIKE I MIGHT NEED A
GO-TO WITH THIS GROUP OF WOMEN.
CHEERS.
- IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL HERE.
- YOU GUYS, WISH ME LUCK TONIGHT
BECAUSE I'M SCARED.
- WHAT ARE YOU SCARED ABOUT?
- WHY ARE YOU...
- THESE GIRLS ARE HARD
TO IMPRESS.
- ARE THEY REALLY MEAN?
- NOT ALL OF THEM.
HALF OF THEM ARE REALLY NICE
AND HALF OF THEM ARE HORRID.
IT'S A HARD GROUP TO COME INTO,
AND SO I GOT OFF TO,
YOU KNOW, ON THE WRONG FOOT.
BRING IT, BITCH.
- ARE YOU CALLING ME A BITCH?
- IT WAS VERY OBVIOUS
AND OPEN WHAT YOU GUYS SAID.
- PLEASE.
YOU ARE PATHETIC, OKAY?
- WAIT, ARE THEY JEALOUS OF YOU?
- NO, I DON'T THINK SO.
THEY'RE SUPER RICH AND SUPER...
- YEAH, BUT RICH IS NOTHING.
I MEAN, IT'S ONE THING,
I GET IT, BUT...
- THEY'RE NOT JEALOUS OF ME.
- YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.
YOU'RE A LOT YOUNGER
THAN THESE GIRLS.
- I'M NOT.
THEY JUST LOOK OLDER.
I WANT THEM TO KNOW THAT
I-I CAN HAVE FUN AND BE HAPPY.
AND I'M ACTUALLY
A REALLY FUN GIRL.
I DON'T THINK ANY OF THEM
KNOW THAT SIDE OF ME.
I FINALLY FEEL LIKE
I CAN BE MYSELF.
I'M GOING TO BE FUN,
I'M GOING TO MAKE EVERYONE DO...
I WAS GOING TO SAY SHOTS,
BUT WE'RE GOING TO...
[laughs]
WE'RE NOT DOING SHOTS.
- I'M GOING TO PASS
ON THAT ONE, BUT...
[laughs]
- OH, LINDA'S HERE. YAY.
- HI.
- BEAUTIFUL GIRL.
MWAH. - HOW ARE YOU?
- WE HAVE TO GET YOU WINE.
- WINE FIRST,
BECAUSE I'M ALREADY DRUNK.
- I'M READY, I'M READY.
- NOW HERE'S WHAT YOU
DIDN'T SEE FROM BRANDI'S PARTY.
- STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP.
[overlapping arguing]
- YOU TWO, TALK.
COME HERE. - OW!
- YES! GO!
- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
- GO, TAYLOR.
TAYLOR. YOU HAVE TO TALK TO HER.
TAYLOR, LISTEN TO ME.
- YOU GUYS, YOU GUYS...
- I CARE ABOUT YOU.
- BABE, BABE, BABE, OKAY.
- I DO. [overlapping arguing]
I CARE ABOUT BOTH OF YOU.
- YOU GUYS...
- TIME-OUT, TIME-OUT,
TIME-OUT, TIME-OUT.
- GET AWAY FROM THE WALL.
- OKAY.
- GET AWAY FROM THE WALL.
GET AWAY FROM THE WALL.
- EVERYONE'S TRYING
TO CALM TAYLOR DOWN,
AND IT SEEMS LIKE IT
JUST IRRITATED HER MORE.
AND YOU COULD SEE HER ANGER
BREWING INSIDE OF HER.
- ALL YOU DO IS KEEP JUDGING ME!
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY WERE
FIGHTING ABOUT,
BUT IF SHE WASN'T THERE,
THIS WOULDN'T BE HAPPENING.
AND I JUST WANTED IT TO BE DONE.
- TAYLOR, I'M GOING TO ASK YOU
TO LEAVE MY HOUSE.
YOU SHOULD GO. YOU SHOULD GO.
- AND [bleep] YOU, BRANDI.
- THAT'S RUDE.
- NO, [bleep] YOU!
- EXCUSE ME!
- [bleep] YOU!
- NO, STOP...
- YOU CANNOT...
- DON'T YOU EVER TOUCH ME LIKE
THAT AGAIN, OKAY?
- OH, REALLY?
- YOU'LL BE SORRY, OKAY.
- SHE... SHE WENT LIKE THIS.
AND SHE WENT LIKE... LIKE...
SHE... KYLE TOUCHED ME FIRST.
- I DON'T WANT THIS
TO TURN INTO A FIGHT.
I'VE NEVER HAD A PHYSICAL FIGHT.
AND I DON'T WANT THIS
TO BE THE FIRST ONE.
- WE'RE LEAVING.
- STOP, STOP, STOP!
- WE'RE LEAVING. WE'RE LEAVING.
- STOP.
- YOU'RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF.
YOU'RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF.
- HONEY, WHERE'S YOUR BAG?
YOU HAD A PURSE IN HERE BEFORE.
WE'RE NOT LEAVING
WITHOUT YOUR PURSE.
- IT'S OUT THERE.
- I'M GETTING YOUR PURSE.
- YOU GUYS ARE
ALL EMBARRASSING YOURSELVES
BY BEING OUT OF CONTROL.
WE ARE AN EVOLVED SPECIES.
- YES, I AGREE.
- AND WE'RE ALL LADIES.
- BUT YOU DON'T GRAB SOMEBODY
LIKE THAT, OKAY?
- SO LET'S ACT LIKE THAT.
- I DIDN'T GRAB YOU.
- NO, YOU GRABBED ME,
BRANDI, OKAY?
HAVE ANOTHER COCKTAIL, MY DEAR.
- I WASN'T TRYING
TO INITIATE A FIGHT.
I JUST WANTED THE DRAMA TO STOP.
- YOU DON'T ASK SOMEBODY
TO LEAVE LIKE THAT.
COME ON. - TAKE A BREATH.
- CAMILLE WAS AT MY HOUSE FIRST.
- I AM FINE.
- SHE WAS LOVELY AND FINE.
AND... AND SHE CAUSED A DISASTER.
- WAIT, WAIT.
- OF COURSE I ASKED HER TO LEAVE
BECAUSE SHE CAUSED A DISASTER.
- I REALLY FELT FOR BRANDI.
SHE WAS TRYING TO PUT
A NICE PARTY TOGETHER,
AND SHE WAS UPSET,
AND... AND, I DON'T BLAME HER.
- TAYLOR.
- WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?
- I'M NOT DOING IT TO YOU.
- YES, YOU ARE!
- D.D., D.D.,
STAY OUT OF THIS. D.D.
- WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
- I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING!
- HONEY.
- TAYLOR IS AT
THE POINT OF NO RETURN.
YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL BECAUSE
YOU DON'T WANT HER TO SNAP,
I HOPE SHE DOESN'T
DO ANYTHING CRAZY.
- DON'T ENGAGE.
YOU ARE YOU STRONGER THAN THAT.
YOU JUST WALK THROUGH...
- THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT.
- IN YOUR GRACE
AND IN YOUR DIGNITY.
- RIGHT.
- WALK THROUGH, TAYLOR.
SERIOUSLY.
- IT'S JUST BULL[bleep].
AND SHE'S GOING TO PUT ALL
THIS [bleep] ON YOU.
AND SHE'S OUT THERE BEING THE
VICTIM, AND IT'S BULL[bleep].
YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH HELL.
- [indistinct]
- I KNOW. I KNOW.
- I AM NOT GOING TO LET IT
HAPPEN TO YOU THIS YEAR.
- I KNOW.
- I AM NOT.
- THANK YOU.
- I LOVE YOU, AND YOU HAVE TO
[bleep] KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU.
- I KNOW YOU LOVE ME.
D.D., I KNOW YOU LOVE ME.
- OKAY, YOU TAKE A DEEP BREATH.
- GRACE AND DIGNITY.
- RELAX.
- I'M GOING TO FIND YOUR STUFF.
OH, YOU HAVE YOUR PURSE?
- YEAH.
- [bleep], [bleep] KELLY.
I AM GRACE KELLY. - I AM.
- I AM GRACE KELLY.
SAY IT TO YOURSELF.
- I AM GRACE KELLY. [laughs]
- SHE'S FALLING APART,
THEN SHE'S NOT.
SHE'S FALLING APART,
THEN SHE'S NOT.
AT THIS POINT, IT'S VERY
DIFFICULT FOR ME TO READ HER.
I'VE NEVER SEEN HER ACT
THIS WAY.
THERE IS SOMETHING DESPERATELY
GOING WRONG.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
- COMING UP...
- I JUST WANTED
THE DRAMA TO LEAVE
AND IT... I WASN'T...
- "DRAMA TO LEAVE"?
- THAT'S WHY YOU HAD
TO GRAB ME BY THE ARM
AND SAY, "GET OUT OF HER HOUSE"?
- ARE YOU KIDDING?
- I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
- HEY, ADRIENNE.
- HI, HONEY.
THIS IS THE DEAL.
SHE'S OFF ON ANOTHER PLANET.
YOU NEED TO JUST LET HER...
YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT FAIR TO YOU.
I-I AGREE.
THE PROBLEM IS WHEN SOMEBODY IS
GOING THROUGH
SO MUCH EMOTIONAL TRAUMA...
- OH, I'M SORRY.
AND MY BEST FRIEND'S NOT?
- I KNOW SHE IS TOO,
BUT SHE MAY BE A LITTLE BIT
STRONGER THAN HER.
BUT THE PROBLEM IS,
LISA STIRS THE POT,
AND THEN BACKS OUT.
THAT'S THE PROBLEM.
SO, YOU GOT TO LET THEM...
LET THOSE TWO WORK IT OUT.
- I WANT THEM TO.
I WANT THEM TO.
- WELL, THE WAY THEY WORK IT OUT
IS NOBODY ELSE INVOLVED.
- I AGREE.
- YES.
- LET ME GET OUR STUFF.
WHERE'S YOUR WRAP?
- I DIDN'T HAVE A WRAP.
- YEAH, YOU DID.
YOU HAD A LITTLE WRAP LIKE ME.
- JUST LOSE THE WRAP.
I DON'T CARE.
- I'M GOING
TO JUST GET YOUR STUFF.
I DON'T WANT YOU TO...
- I DON'T CARE ABOUT A WRAP.
- DON'T MOVE.
BE A GOOD GIRL. - [sighs]
- KYLE, SIT DOWN WITH US.
JUST FOR ONE MINUTE.
- I KNOW, I DON'T WANT
TO LEAVE HER ALONE. I FEEL BAD.
- YOU DON'T HAVE
TO LEAVE HER ALONE.
- BUT THOSE TWO NEED
TO TALK IT OUT.
- YEAH, BUT TONIGHT'S
NOT THE NIGHT.
- YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT.
I THINK SHE JUST
WANTED TO TALK ALONE,
AND THAT'S WHAT GOT HER...
I DON'T KNOW BECAUSE
I DIDN'T SEE, BUT I THINK.
- OH, I THOUGHT WE WERE DONE.
- COME... GET OVER HERE.
RIGHT NOW.
YOU, MISSY MOO. GET OVER HERE.
WE LOVE YOU. - NO.
- NO, I DON'T WANT
TO TALK TO HER YET.
- NOW'S NOT THE TIME. D.D.
OH, MY GOD. - I'M DONE.
- D.D., D.D.
- NO, I KNOW. I KNOW.
- LET IT GO FOR NOW.
LET THEM TALK...
- I'M LETTING IT GO, ADRIENNE.
- SHE HURT ME REALLY BAD.
- OKAY.
- BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
SHE FEELS HURT TOO.
YOU BOTH FEEL HURT.
- I DO HEAR YOU.
- SHE FEELS HURT BY ME? WHY?
- BECAUSE...
- IN THE... IN... WAIT.
IN THE UNIVERSE, SHE COULD NOT
FIND A REASON TO BE HURT BY ME
BECAUSE I HAVE NEVER [bleep]
HURT CAMILLE GRAMMER!
I HAVE BEEN BETRAYED, NOT HER!
- GUESS WHAT?
I-I AGREE, BUT GUESS WHAT,
SHE'S DEFENDED YOU TOO.
- CAMILLE, YOU HAVEN'T
DONE ANYTHING TONIGHT.
YOU'VE BEEN SO LOVELY, I MEAN...
- THANK YOU.
- I JUST WANTED DRAMA TO LEAVE...
- "DRAMA TO LEAVE"?
THAT'S WHY YOU HAD
TO GRAB ME BY THE ARM
AND SAY, "GET OUT OF HER HOUSE"?
- ARE YOU KIDDING?
- CRAZIES ON THE LEFT OF ME
AND THE RIGHT OF ME,
AND I JUST WANTED TO GET OUT.
- LISTEN TO ME...
- TAYLOR, STOP, HONEY.
TIME-OUT, NOT NOW.
- WE HAVE TO GET TAYLOR'S STUFF.
- I'M GOING
TO GET TAYLOR'S STUFF.
- NOT NOW.
- PLEASE.
- SHE'S GOING TO REALLY...
- LOOK AT ME. SERIOUSLY.
- NOW IT'S ABOUT MORE THAN THAT.
- LET'S GO.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
- TAYLOR.
THE HOUSEWIVES VAULT IS OPEN.
- OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE.
- [laughs]
- WITH ALL NEW FOOTAGE
FROM BEVERLY HILLS.
[grunting]
- MORE FROM FABULOUS HAWAII...
- MWAH.
- KIM DISHES
SOME SURPRISING DIRT.
- GET OVER IT. GET A LIFE.
- ADRIENNE
AND PAUL'S RELATIONSHIP
HITS A BUMP IN THE ROAD.
- DO ME A FAVOR.
JUST KIND OF RELAX, PLEASE.
CAN YOU RELAX? - [sighs]
[cell phone chimes] - HELLO?
- LISA GETS FRIGHTENING NEWS.
- OKAY, YOU'RE SCARING ME.
- I HAVE NEVER [bleep]
HURT CAMILLE GRAMMER!
I HAVE BEEN BETRAYED, NOT HER!
- GUESS WHAT?
- HAVE ANOTHER COCKTAIL,
MY DEAR.
- AND EXPLOSIVE, UNSEEN FOOTAGE
FROM BRANDI'S MALIBU PARTY.
- WE'RE LEAVING.
- STOP!
- ALL THAT AND MORE
ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES
OF BEVERLY HILLS: LOST FOOTAGE.
- DON'T PUSH IT.
- LET ME THINK ABOUT THAT.
[upbeat music]
- LIFE IN BEVERLY HILLS
IS A GAME,
AND I MAKE THE RULES.
- I'M NOT THE RICHEST GIRL
IN BEVERLY HILLS,
BUT I AM THE LUCKIEST.
- PEOPLE TRY TO FIGURE ME OUT,
BUT I'M ONE OF A KIND.
- I'VE FINALLY FOUND MY VOICE,
AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT.
- HAVING IT ALL IS EASY,
IF YOU'RE WILLING TO WORK
FOR IT.
- DIAMONDS AREN'T
A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND.
FREEDOM IS.
- IN PART THREE OF THE REUNION,
MAURICIO LET US KNOW HIS ISSUES
WITH KIM WERE NOT RESOLVED.
BUT THERE'S ANOTHER PART
OF THE STORY YOU HAVEN'T SEEN.
LORI FROM ESSEX, VERMONT SAID,
"MAURICIO, HOW IS YOUR
RELATIONSHIP WITH KIM NOW?
DID SHE EVER APOLOGIZE TO YOU?"
- WELL, YOU KNOW,
MY RELATIONSHIP WITH KIM
I THINK RIGHT NOW IS IN LIMBO.
A FORMAL APOLOGY HASN'T
OCCURRED.
I WOULD ASSUME THAT,
YOU KNOW, ONCE KIM IS ALL GOOD,
THAT WE'LL BE ABLE TO HAVE
A SIT-DOWN CONVERSATION,
AND I REALLY HOPE THAT
WE'RE BE ABLE TO WORK IT OUT
BECAUSE IT'S JUST NOT FUN
HAVING A FEUD
WITH A FAMILY MEMBER
OR HAVING ANY ISSUES
WITH A FAMILY MEMBER.
SO I REALLY DO HOPE THAT
WE'RE ABLE TO WORK THAT OUT.
- NOW LET'S HEAR
WHAT KIM HAS TO SAY ABOUT THAT.
- WHERE ARE
YOU AND MAURICIO NOW?
HAVE YOU TWO MENDED FENCES?
- WHY DO YOU GOT TO GO THERE?
[laughs]
- WELL, BECAUSE
WHEN WE LAST SAW YOU IN HAWAII,
IT WAS... IT WAS A LITTLE TENSE.
IT WAS HIS... IT WAS
HIS BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION.
AND IT SEEMED
LIKE HE WAS FED UP.
- WHEN YOU'RE 36 HOURS LATE
TO A BIRTHDAY PARTY,
IF YOU FESS UP...
- THERE'S NOTHING
TO FESS UP WITH, MAURICE.
- YOU OWE IT TO YOURSELF.
- I'M FINE.
HE WAS FED UP? - YEAH.
- NO.
- SEEMED LIKE
YOU WERE BOTH FED UP.
- YEAH. THAT'S BETTER.
LET'S STICK IT ON MY SIDE.
I'M JUST... YOU KNOW WHAT?
TRUTHFULLY...
[sighs]
IT'S MY SISTER'S HUSBAND.
SO WE'LL JUST CALL IT THAT,
AND YOU...
IT'S NO SECRET
I'M MUCH MORE OF...
I'M REALLY CLOSE
TO MY BROTHER-IN-LAW, RICK.
UM...
IT'S KYLE'S HUSBAND,
AND, UM, SO...
IT'S ALL I'M GOING TO SAY,
REALLY.
- DOESN'T SOUND GREAT.
DOESN'T SOUND LIKE
YOU'VE MENDED FENCES.
- I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO PUT IT, HONESTLY.
I HAVE, LIKE, A WEIRD FEELING...
- IS THIS RESIDUAL
FROM THE WHOLE STUFF THAT WE
ONLY HAVE HEARD LITTLE BITS
ABOUT RELATING TO THE HOUSE?
- I THINK HONESTLY,
THERE WAS... THIS IS A BUILDUP.
IT'S A BUILDUP.
AND HONESTLY, THE FINAL THING
FOR ME WAS IN HAWAII.
IT WAS SO... SO UNCALLED FOR.
AND TOO MUCH HAS BUILT UP
FOR ME IN THE YEARS
FOR HIM TO DO
WHAT HE DID IN HAWAII.
I JUST THINK...
- WHAT DID HE DO IN HAWAII?
- IT'S JUST THE WAY, YOU KNOW,
"THE TRU... THE TRUTH, THE TRUTH
WILL SET YOU FREE."
WHATEVER. I MEAN, COME ON.
- ONE OF THE PHILOSOPHIES
THAT I'VE BEEN LIVING WITH,
IT'S ABOUT, YOU KNOW,
JUST BEING TRUE.
SO HERE'S TO THE TRUTH. CHEERS.
- I'M NOT DOING THIS RIGHT NOW.
I WAS SO OVER THAT WHOLE THING.
- DO YOU UNDERSTAND
HIS FRUSTRATION WITH YOU
AT THAT POINT?
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
HE'S... HE SHOULD'VE BEEN ENJOYING
HIS BIRTHDAY,
FOR GOODNESS' SAKES.
NOT WORRYING ABOUT WHERE I AM.
COME ON. THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
HAVE FUN. IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY.
WHAT, YOU SAID YOU WANTED...
OH, WORRYING ABOUT
WHERE YOUR SISTER WAS?
AW, GET OVER IT. GET A LIFE.
- IT SOUNDS... IT SOUNDS LIKE
THERE MAYBE SOME...
SOME WORK TO BE DONE
IN THAT RELATIONSHIP.
- WELL, I APOLOGIZED
WHEN I GOT THERE.
- DO YOU THINK
HE OWES YOU AN APOLOGY?
- FOR THE WAY HE CAME AT ME,
AND CAME AT ME, AND CAME AT ME?
HE... HE CAN HAVE IT.
HE CAN HAVE IT.
AND, YOU KNOW, HONESTLY,
I DON'T WANT...
I DON'T WANT TO PLAY THIS FIGHT
AND THIS APOLOGY,
AND I OWE YOU
AND YOU OWE ME, YOU KNOW.
I'M SORRY I WAS LATE. I'M SORRY.
AND I'VE SAID THAT.
I APOLOGIZED MORE THAN ONCE.
AND IT STILL DIDN'T SEEM
TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE, SO.
- I THINK THAT'S
A GREAT PLACE TO END IT.
AND JUST CONGRATULATIONS.
- THANKS.
- AND... AND I WISH YOU
CONTINUED RECOVERY
AND... AND HEALTH.
- THANK YOU SO MUCH, ANDY.
- GREAT TO SEE YOU.
- YOU TOO.
- THANK YOU FOR DOING THIS.
- THANK YOU.
- WHILE MAURICIO
WAITS FOR KIM'S APOLOGY,
HERE'S A GRUDGE MATCH
HE CAN RESOLVE.
- WHAT'S UP, MY BROTHER?
- YOU'RE LATE.
- SO HOW'VE YOU BEEN?
YOU WORKING HARD?
- I'M WORKING SO HARD.
MY WIFE IS MAKING ME
WORK FOR A LIVING NOW.
- OH, NEW BALLS?
WHAT, ARE YOU THINKING YOU'RE
GOING TO BEAT ME OR SOMETHING?
- TRYING
THE NEW BALL TRICK ON ME?
- NO CONTEST, MAN.
- YOU KNOW, KEN AND I
LIKE TO TRASH-TALK A LOT.
HE'S A LOT OLDER THAN I AM,
SO HE WANTS TO SAY THAT HE WIPES
THE COURT WITH ME AND WHATEVER,
BUT WE BOTH KNOW WHO WINS.
- I DON'T THINK SO.
- [grunts] LIKE THAT, TAKE THAT.
[grunting]
- SHOOT.
I'M BETTER THAN MAURICIO.
- [grunts]
[groans]
- LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT ME
TO SLOW IT DOWN.
- YOU SLOW DOWN?
- [laughs]
LIKE THAT? - PLEASE.
- LIKE, IS THAT BETTER?
- YEAH, IT IS. NOW MUCH BETTER.
- [grunts, laughs]
[laughs]
[cell phone chimes]
- HELLO?
BRENDA, CAN YOU CALL ME
BACK IN AN HOUR?
I'M IN A MEETING. THANK YOU.
- THAT WAS THE MAYOR
OF BEVERLY HILLS.
- [laughs]
- I'VE NEVER LET HIM WIN.
I DON'T THINK HE'S EVER
WON A MATCH AGAINST ME.
- LET'S GO OVER THAT THING
IN THE MIDDLE.
- MAYBE A GAME,
BUT CERTAINLY NOT A MATCH.
[laughs]
[grunting]
WHOOPS.
- [laughs]
- GOOD GAME, BRO.
- WELL PLAYED.
- THANK YOU.
- FROM HELEN
IN EVERGREEN, COLORADO,
SHE'S WORRIED.
HELEN SAYS, "PAUL,
YOU AND ADRIENNE BICKERING
"ALWAYS MAKES ME LAUGH,
BUT THIS SEASON,
"THERE SEEMED TO BE
A MORE SERIOUS TONE TO IT.
IS EVERYTHING OKAY
WITH YOU TWO?"
- ABSOLUTELY.
I MEAN, HELEN, SORRY FOR ME
TO SAY THIS TO YOU,
BUT THAT WAS ONLY
THE FIRST EPISODE.
OTHER THAN THAT,
WE HAD OUR USUAL BICKERING,
WHICH IS ACTUALLY VERY MILD.
AND, UM, WE LOVE EACH OTHER
VERY, VERY MUCH.
AND THERE'S NO TROUBLE
IN THE FUTURE.
IT'S THE WAY IT IS.
IT'S PERFECT.
- AWW.
- YOU CONCUR?
- I DO.
- EXCELLENT.
- YEAH.
- ALEXIS FROM
FORT SMITH, ARKANSAS
IS WORRIED AS WELL,
AND WANTS ADRIENNE
TO GIVE THREE REASONS
WHY SHE MARRIED PAUL.
- OBVIOUSLY, THE FIRST REASON
IS I LOVE HIM.
HE'S BRILLIANT, AND, UM...
- THANK YOU.
- WE HAVE A CHEMISTRY THAT...
IT WORKS FOR US.
- OKAY, THAT'S TRUE.
- PEOPLE LOOK AT US...
- AND, YEAH, BUT IT WORKS.
- THREE.
- I GAVE YOU THREE.
HE'S BEAUTIFUL, HE'S SMART,
AND OUR CHEMISTRY WORKS.
- VERY GOOD. OKAY.
DOMINIC FROM JACKSONVILLE,
FLORIDA, WANTS TO KNOW
"PAUL, HAVE YOU AND ADRIENNE
EVER GONE TO COUPLES THERAPY?"
- YES.
- [laughter]
- YES, VERY GOOD QUESTION.
- WE HAVE.
- UM, WELL, FIRST OF ALL,
BEFORE WE GOT MARRIED,
WE HAD TO GO TO COUPLES THERAPY.
- OKAY.
- THAT'S ONE OF THE THINGS
I THINK WE HAD TO DO FOR...
WHAT WAS IT? - TO GET MARRIED.
- IN A CATHOLIC WEDDING, RIGHT?
- YEAH.
- RIGHT.
- OKAY.
- AND I THINK WHAT WE DO,
YOU KNOW, WITH EACH OTHER
IS WE PRETTY MUCH
GIVE THERAPY TO EACH OTHER.
NOW SOMETIMES,
THE TONE MAY BE DIFFERENT,
BUT WE'LL BOTH DO IS
WE'LL GET IT OUT QUICK.
- YOU COMMUNICATE LIKE JEWS.
- RIGHT.
EXACTLY. [laughter]
- IT'S THAT LEBANESE BACKGROUND.
- THAT'S EXACTLY... THEY LOVE US.
- WHAT AM I GOING TO SAY?
- EXACTLY.
- I HAVE NOT SEEN KEN WALKING.
HAVE YOU? AT ALL.
- I SAW HIM THE OTHER DAY.
HE WAS WEARING PURPLE SWEATS.
AND, UH, GIG... GIG... UM, GINKY...
GIGGY WAS WEARING
PURPLE CLOTHES.
- EXACTLY THE SAME COLOR.
LET'S CALL... WE'LL SEE
IF KYLE HAS LEFT YET.
- [child talking]
[honking horn]
- WHAT DID YOU SAY?
- THAT GUY'S DRIVING
ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD.
- YOU KNOW WHAT, I WOULDN'T
DO THAT WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING.
CAN YOU NOT DO THAT?
- I'M NOT. [line trilling]
- [sighs]
[line trilling] NO, SERIOUSLY.
HERE, I'LL DO IT. - HERE, HERE.
- HI, THIS IS KYLE.
LEAVE A MESSAGE.
- WANT TO LEAVE A MESSAGE?
- YEAH, LEAVE A MESSAGE.
- I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU DISCUSSED.
- HI, YOU GUYS ON YOUR WAY? BYE.
CAN YOU CALL MAURICIO?
- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DRIVE
ON THIS ROAD AND DO THAT.
- DOOU ME A FAVOR.
JUST KIND OF RELAX, PLEASE.
CAN YOU RELAX?
DID YOU MAKE ME
A ROMANTIC BIRTHDAY CARD?
- NO.
- DID YOU WRITE,
LIKE, A BIG POEM FOR ME?
DID YOU WRITE A BUNCH
OF LOVELY, LOVELY THINGS TO ME?
- LIKE YOU DID WITH ME?
- LIKE I ALWAYS DO FOR YOU?
- YOU NEVER DO.
WHEN HAVE YOU EVER...
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DO?
- EXCUSE ME.
- YOU TAKE WHATEVER
IT SAYS ON THE CARD,
AND YOU WRITE THE SAME THING,
AND THEN YOU ADD...
- NO.
- "I'LL ALWAYS LOVE YOU."
- NO, NO.
- AND THEN THAT'S IT.
- I WRITE YOU...
- NO, YOU DON'T.
- YOU KNOW, COME ON.
- WHY DO YOU...
- COME ON, MAN.
- BUT IT'S THE SAME THING
EVERY YEAR.
EV... EVERY YEAR.
- I SAY YOU'RE THE BEST...
HERE, WANT ME TO TELL YOU
WHAT I TELL YOU?
YOU'RE THE BEST MOTHER
IN THE ENTIRE WORLD,
- YEAH.
- YOU'RE THE BEST WIFE
IN THE ENTIRE WORLD.
BUT I'M NOTHING WITHOUT YOU.
RIGHT?
I SAY THAT.
- SEE, YOU ALREADY KNOW IT
BY HEART.
- BUT, WHAT DO YOU WANT...
HOW CAN I CHANGE IT?
WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY
THAT'S BETTER THAN THAT?
YOU WRITE, "HONEY..."
- THAT'S NOT TRUE.
- YOU WRITE, "HONEY...
I LOVE YOU, AND AREN'T YOU
HAPPY THAT YOU HAVE ME?"
- I NEVER SAY THAT.
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
- [laughing]
- DON'T DO THAT.
[sighs] MY GOD, YOU TALK A LOT.
- COMING UP...
I JUST WANT TO WARN YOU.
YOUR GRANDMOTHER...
SHE DOES NOT LOOK GOOD.
[doorbell rings, dog barks]
- MAMA, I DON'T WANT
TO SEE BOBE.
[crying]
- MARION FROM WICHITA, KANSAS,
SAYS,
"PAUL, YOU DID AN AMAZING JOB
ON YOUR FACE LIFT
"FOR MAURICIO'S MOM, ESTELLA.
ARE YOU HAPPY
WITH HOW IT TURNED OUT?"
- OH, I'M EXCITED. I'M ECSTATIC.
I THINK THAT FIRST OF ALL,
SHE WAS A GREAT PATIENT.
AND SHE HEALED WELL.
BUT I WILL TELL YOU
THAT TAKING YOUR TIME,
DOING THE RIGHT NATURAL LIFT
CAN MAKE SOMEONE LOOK FANTASTIC.
AND I'M SO PLEASED,
AND SHE'S HAPPY,
AND I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.
- SHE LOOKS GREAT.
YOU DID A GREAT JOB WITH HER.
SHE'S ECSTATIC.
UM, I THINK SHE LOOKS GREAT.
- SHE SAYS SHE HASN'T
LOOKED THIS GOOD
SINCE HER QUINCEANERA.
[laughter] I'M JUST SAYING.
- YEAH, NO. SHE'S FEELING GREAT.
SHE'S, UH, LOOKING GREAT,
SHE'S FEELING GREAT.
HER... HER PERSONALITY
AND HER CONFIDENCE...
- HER PERSONALITY...
[laughs] - THERE WAS NOTHING...
- THAT'S YOUR MOTHER, MY FRIEND.
[laughter]
- YOU GUYS,
I JUST WANT TO WARN YOU
WHEN YOU SEE YOUR GRANDMOTHER,
SHE'S NOT GOING
TO LOOK LIKE HERSELF.
AND I WANT YOU TO BE PREPARED.
SHE DOES NOT LOOK GOOD.
JUST BE PREPARED FOR THAT.
LIVING IN A TOWN
LIKE BEVERLY HILLS,
IT'S VERY COMMONPLACE
TO HAVE A FACE-LIFT.
ARE YOU OKAY?
- [groans] HEY.
- ALL RIGHT, THUMBS UP, MAN.
- YOU KNOW, EVERYONE'S GOING
IN FOR A NIP AND TUCK
HERE AND THERE.
IT DOESN'T HURT HER,
EVEN THOUGH IT LOOKS VERY SCARY.
IT REALLY DOES.
- WHAT DID THEY DO?
- WELL, SHE DID A FACE LIFT.
- THEY PULL ALL
HER FACE BACK HERE,
AND THEN THEY FILLED
UNDER HER EYES WITH FAT.
THEY TOOK, LIKE, FAT
FROM HER STOMACH
AND PUT IT UNDER HER EYES.
- [laughs]
- YUCKY.
[laughing]
- DID THEY CUT HER FACE OFF,
THOUGH?
- SOPHIA.
- WHAT?
- DON'T SAY THAT
IN FRONT OF HER.
- I'M JUST WONDERING.
SO CAN YOU, LIKE, JUST EXPLAIN
IN, PRIVATE WORDS WHAT HAPPENED?
- MOMMY, LOOK AT... LOOK AT...
- THEY C-U-T HER F-A-C-E.
AND THEN THEY PULL IT BACK,
AND THEY S-E-W IT.
- [groans, laughs]
- EXACTLY.
- YUCKY.
- [laughs]
DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SPELL?
- UM, NO.
[laughter]
- ANYWAY, DO YOU WANT
TO SEE YOUR GRANDMA NOW?
- MM-HMM.
- WANT TO SEE BOBE?
DO YOU WANT TO SEE HER?
- BOBE'S NOT SCARY?
- SHE'S NOT SCARY?
UM, I DON'T THINK SHE'S SCARY.
SHE MIGHT LOOK A LITTLE BIT
SCARY, TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH,
BUT IT'S STILL YOUR SAME
GRANDMA, AND SHE DOESN'T HURT.
- NO.
- YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE?
- NO.
I DON'T WANT TO.
- LITTLE BIT SCARY
FOR ME TOO, TO BE HONEST.
I DON'T LIKE TO SEE THAT EITHER.
BUT SHE... DOESN'T HURT,
AND SHE'S FINE,
JUST SO YOU KNOW.
[dog barks] SHE HERE?
[doorbell rings]
- I DON'T WANT TO SEE BOBE.
[crying]
I DON'T WANT TO SEE. PLEASE.
- HI, BOBE.
- HI, GIRLS.
HOW ARE YOU?
- YOU'RE NOT SCARY.
- OH, I'M NOT SCARY, RIGHT?
BECAUSE IT'S JUST BOBE.
HOW ARE YOU, BABY?
- I ALWAYS SAID ONE DAY,
MAYBE I WOULD HAVE A FACE LIFT.
I WILL SAY, AFTER SEEING
MY MOTHER-IN-LAW,
I THINK I'M JUST GOING TO TAKE
VERY GOOD CARE OF MY SKIN.
- WHAT DO YOU THINK?
IS BOBE BEAUTIFUL?
[laughter] - DON'T PUSH IT.
- YUCKY.
- MEANWHILE,
AT ADRIENNE'S HOUSE,
IT'S A DOG'S LIFE FOR PAUL.
- JACKPOT. JACKPOT.
WHO LET YOU OUT?
[groans]
WHO LET YOU OUT?
DID YOU DO SOMETHING BAD?
LET'S TAKE A PEEK.
[sighs]
JACKPOT.
COME ON.
I MEAN, EVERY TIME I COME HOME.
THAT LOOKS LIKE A SNAKE.
ADRIENNE.
THE MISTAKE WE MADE IN REGARDS
TO TRAINING JACKPOT
BASICALLY WAS
THAT HE WASN'T TRAINED.
NO.
NO POO POO.
OKAY? YOU'RE SO CUTE.
OKAY, COME ON.
THE WORST PART ABOUT THIS IS
THAT ADRIENNE FORGETS TO PUT
THE DOG EITHER OUTSIDE TO GO
TO THE BATHROOM OR SOMEWHERE.
SO WHAT DOES HE DO?
HE WALKS AROUND,
GOES RIGHT IN MY BATHROOM,
AND DOES HIS DUTY. ALL THE TIME.
LOOKS LIKE THERE'S FOUR
DIFFERENT PLACES.
WHAT DID YOU DO? WALK?
OH, NO. IT'S TOO...
IT'S TOO SOFT.
- IT'S LIKE THE DOG KNOWS.
"HEY, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I'M ONLY A PUPPY. I'LL GET IT."
- I THINK ADRIENNE REALLY ENJOYS
HAVING JACKPOT LEAVING ME
LITTLE JEWELS IN MY BATHROOM.
ALL RIGHT,
LET ME TAKE YOU OUTSIDE.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.
- I THINK IT'S KIND OF FUNNY.
- THERE'S NEVER
A GOOD TIME FOR BAD NEWS
AS LISA FINDS OUT WHILE PREPPING
THE OPENING OF SUR.
- SHANE?
- SHANE?
[laughs]
- HEY, LISA. HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD, HOW ARE YOU?
- NICE TO SEE YOU.
- BLOODY HELL,
IT'S COLD IN HERE.
TURN THE HEATING UP,
WHY DON'T YOU?
- IT'S NOT THAT COLD.
- BIG DADDY IS THIS INCREDIBLE
ARCHITECTURAL, UM, YARD
THAT WE FOUND AGES AGO,
AND IT HAS REALLY INTERESTING,
UNUSUAL PIECES OF FURNITURE.
FOR SUR, THAT'S PRETTY ECLECTIC
AND IT'S INTERESTING.
IT'S JUST A VERY GOOD PLACE
TO GO SHOPPING.
I THINK THAT A LOT
OF DESIGNERS GO THERE.
CAN YOU WRITE DOWN...
CAN YOU GET SOMEBODY
TO FOLLOW US
AND THEN KIND OF GIVE US
THE MEASUREMENTS?
- I'LL JUST DO IT.
- YEAH, BUT YOU MEASURE
LIKE THIS,
WITH HIS FEET. LIKE THIS.
- HOW BIG...
HOW BIG IS THIS TABLE?
- [laughs]
- DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.
- IT'S 7 FEET BY ABOUT...
38 OR 40.
- ONE, TWO, THREE,
FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN.
- THAT LOOKS LIKE
YOU'RE DOING A DUI, KEN.
- EXACTLY SEVEN FEET.
- OKAY, TRY IT AGAIN.
- GO ON. TRY IT NOW.
- SEVEN.
- SUCH AN [bleep].
YOU DID IT BEFORE.
YOU MEASURED IT BEFORE.
[cell phone chimes] HELLO?
[knocking on table]
IS THAT WOOD, THEN?
- HEY. HUH?
- SO THIS COULD GO...
THIS COULD GO OUTSIDE.
- WHAT?
YOU'RE SCARING ME.
- WHAT? ITING FOR IT TODAY, UM.
WE GOT SOME GOOD NEWS AND...
- HOLD ON A SECOND.
HOLD ON A SECOND.
GOOD NEWS OR BAD NEWS?
- IT IS... I'LL TELL YOU
THE BAD NEWS FIRST.
IT IS, UM... BASAL-CELL
CARCINOMA OF THE SHOULDER.
- WELL, HOLD ON A SECOND.
HOLD ON A SECOND.
IS THAT... - CANCER.
- WHAT?
- HE'S DONE A BIOPSY
ON HER SHOULDER.
- I GOT THE FINAL RESULTS
20 MINUTES AGO,
AND UNFORTUNATELY IT IS NOT...
IT IS NOT WHAT
I WAS HOPING IT WOULD BE.
IT IS WHAT I THOUGHT IT WOULD
BE, WHICH IS SKIN CANCER, SO...
- [bleep].
- SKIN CANCER?
- NUMBER ONE...
- OKAY, YOU'RE SCARING ME.
I DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR ANY BULL[bleep].
BE HONEST.
CAN WE JUST TAKE IT OFF OR NOT?
WHAT DO YOU WE DO?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
HOLD ON A SECOND.
I NEED THIS CONVERSATION
PRIVATE.
ALL RIGHT. HOLD ON.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
YOU THINK IT COULD HAVE
SPREAD SOMEWHERE OR NOT?
NOW I FEEL SICK.
I'LL COME TO THE OFFICE AFTER.
IN ENGLAND, PEOPLE SAY,
"OH, MY GOD, YOU'VE GOT CANCER.
WELL, LET'S HAVE A CUP OF TEA."
IT MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER.
EXCEPT IN THIS CASE.
I AM HAVING A HEART ATTACK.
COUPLE OF SESSIONS OF WHAT?
OKAY, I'LL BE THERE.
I'LL BE THERE IN AN HOUR.
- SO I CAN CUSTOM MAKE YOU THAT,
UM, FOR ABOUT $2,400.
YOU OKAY? - UH, NOT REALLY.
- WANT SOME WATER?
- I NEED MORE THAN WATER.
GIVE ME A VODKA AND TONIC.
- [laughs]
- GOD.
- SHANE, I'M GOING TO GO.
- BYIX FEET.
- OH, GOD.
LOOK, I'M LEAVING MY FILE.
I'M LOSING MY MIND.
I SWEAR TO GOD,
I'M LOSING MY MIND.
ALL RIGHT. - WELL, THANK YOU.
[dog barking]
I HOPE EVERYTHING, UM...
- OH, GOD. I'VE LOST GIGGY.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I'VE JUST LEFT GIGGY HERE.
I'VE JUST BEEN DIAGNOSED
WITH SKIN CANCER ON MY SHOULDER,
AND I'M, LIKE, FREAKING OUT.
- BYE.
- I'M SORRY, SHANE.
I'M ALL OVER THE PLACE.
- IT'S OKAY.
- I'LL SPEAK TO YOU LATER...
- OKAY.
- SORRY, MATE.
- WHEN I FIND MY MARBLES.
- YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS.
- LISA'S DOCTOR
WAS ABLE TO REMOVE
ALL OF HER SKIN CANCER,
AND LISA HAS GOTTEN
A CLEAN BILL OF HEATH.
- COMING UP...
- WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?
- I'M NOT DOING IT TO YOU.
- YES, YOU ARE!
- D.D., D.D.
- I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING!
- HONEY.
- WELL, THROUGHOUT THE SEASON,
KIM AND KYLE'S RELATIONSHIP
WAS STRAINED,
AND TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE,
KIM HAD ANOTHER RELATIONSHIP
SHE WAS HIDING FROM HER SISTER.
TAKE A LOOK.
- HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT
EVERYBODY ELSE FINDING OUT US?
BEEN PRETTY GOOD ABOUT KEEPING
THAT A SECRET, HAVEN'T WE?
- I DON'T... I REALLY DON'T
CONSIDER IT A SECRET, KEN.
- YOU'VE GOT A NEW MAN.
WHERE IS HE?
- KEN.
- HI.
- HI, IT'S SO NICE TO MEET YOU.
- IT'S IMPORTANT TO ME
THAT MY SISTER
CAN SAY "I LIKE HIM."
- WHY HAS SHE BEEN HIDING
THIS FROM ME?
- I THINK THAT WENT GOOD,
DON'T YOU?
[playing upbeat music]
- WHEN I SEE
KEN AND KIM KISSING,
I'M THINKING TO MYSELF... UGH.
- HE LOOKS, LIKE, UM,
A BULLMASTIFF.
- A WHAT?
- I SAID YOU LOOKED...
- [laughs]
- WHAT THE [bleep] IS THAT?
- HE'S JUST GOT
THIS SOUR LITTLE FACE.
- SHE'S CALLING YOU A GAY DOG.
- YEAH, I GOT THAT.
- OH, MY GOD.
YOU HAVE A WEDDING BAND?
- IT'S NOT A WEDDING BAND.
- SHE GAVE IT TO ME.
IT'S LIKE A PROMISE RING.
- I PACKED YOUR NYLONS.
- I HAVE TO TAKE MY MEDICINE.
- TELL US HOW IS IT GOING
WITH UNCLE KENNETH?
- YEAH. IT'S...
- I'M NOT A FAN OF THAT.
- OF WHAT?
- OF WHATEVER'S GOING ON
THAT I DON'T KNOW.
- IT WAS A LITTLE STRANGE.
HE'S BEING A LITTLE
OVERBEARING FOR KIM.
- THERE'S GOING
TO BE RESPECT OR ELSE.
THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.
- WHEN YOU MISSED THE FLIGHT,
HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?
- [laughs] DON'T GET MAD.
- NO, I KNOW
YOU WANT TO BRUSH OVER IT.
BUT EVERYONE ELSE HERE
IS AWARE OF THAT
AND KNOWS THAT WE WERE
ALL WAITING.
- NO...
- WE DON'T CARE.
- YOU DON'T CARE?
I'M SURE YOU DON'T, KEN.
- I DON'T.
- THERE'S JUST CERTAIN THINGS
HE SAYS TO ME AREN'T POSITIVE
AND DON'T MAKE ME FEEL GOOD.
- I DIDN'T PACK THOSE BECAUSE
I THINK THEY LOOK RATTY.
- KEN AND I...
WE'VE JUST BEEN UP AND DOWN.
- I MEAN, LET'S GO. OUT, OUT.
KIM.
JESUS CHRIST.
- IT'S NOT WORKING.
- YOU WANT TO MOVE OUT?
- MM-HMM.
- I WANTED SO BADLY
TO NOT BE ALONE ANYMORE.
I WANT TO BE HAPPY.
- [sighs]
- WHY DO YOU THINK
SHE KEPT THIS...
THE ROMANCE A SECRET
FOR SO LONG?
- BECAUSE SHE KNEW
I WOULDN'T APPROVE.
AND FOR GOOD REASON.
- YOU SAID IN YOUR BLOG
THAT YOU HAD MANY REASONS
FOR NOT THINKING THAT KEN
WAS RIGHT FOR KIM.
WHAT WERE THEY?
- WELL, WHEN SHE WAS SPENDING
TIME WITH THE NEIGHBOR,
UM, BEFORE I KNEW HE WAS KEN,
IT WAS A VERY BAD TIME
IN HER LIFE.
AND I KNEW THAT
HE WAS A BAD INFLUENCE,
AND I DIDN'T LIKE THE THINGS
I WAS HEARING ABOUT
THE WAY HE WAS CONTROLLING.
SO... I DIDN'T WANT
HER WITH HIM.
I WANTED HER AS FAR AWAY
FROM PO... AS POSSIBLE FROM HIM.
- WHAT WERE YOU LADIES...
WHAT WERE YOUR FIRST IMPRESSIONS
OF KIM AND KEN AS A COUPLE?
- I FELT THAT KIM SO DESPERATELY
NEEDED SOMEBODY IN HER LIFE.
I COULDN'T REALLY UNDERSTAND
KYLE'S POINT OF VIEW.
BUT I THINK KYLE HAD KIND OF
MORE INFORMATION ABOUT HIM,
AND SHE KIND OF, YOU KNOW,
JUDGED IT ACCORDINGLY
WHERE I DIDN'T KNOW
THAT HE WAS A BAD INFLUENCE ON...
- I-I ALSO FELT
HE WAS VERY CONTROLLING.
AS YOU CAN SEE IN THAT SCENE.
UM, HIM COMING UP TO US,
PAUL AND I, AND ASKING,
"WHAT'S GOING ON
IN THIS CONVERSATION?"
- THAT WAS ALSO VERY PARANOID.
- YEAH.
- VERY STRANGE, YEAH.
- BRANDI, WE KNOW WHAT YOU
THOUGHT OF KEN AT THE SUR EVENT
WHEN HE CONFRONTED YOU
ABOUT YOUR BULLMASTIFF COMMENT.
DID HE HAVE
A SENSE OF HUMOR ABOUT IT?
- NO, BUT I MEAN,
I DIDN'T EXPECT HIM TO.
I JUST HAD TO BE HONEST
AND TAKE...
TAKE THE BRUNT OF WHAT I SAID.
IT WAS A DISRESPECTFUL
THING TO SAY,
AND I FELT BAD
ABOUT SAYING THAT,
AND SO I JUST APOLOGIZED.
ALL YOU CAN DO IS SAY
YOU'RE SORRY.
THAT'S ALL YOU CAN DO
WHEN YOU MESS UP.
- WHAT IS THE STATUS OF KIM...
- REMEMBER THAT.
- [laughs]
- WE'VE SAID IT A LOT.
WE'VE SAID IT A LOT.
- SO WHAT IS THE STATUS NOW
OF KIM AND KEN'S RELATIONSHIP?
- THEY'RE NO LONGER TOGETHER.
- THEY ARE NO LONGER TOGETHER?
- NO.
- AND HOW LONG HAVE THEY BEEN
BROKEN UP SINCE SHE WENT...
- UM... BEFORE THAT. BEFORE.
- WOW.
- WHILE KIM MANAGED
TO KEEP KEN A SECRET,
HERE, SHE SHARES SOME SURPRISING
REVELATIONS WITH ADRIENNE.
- I'M GETTING READY TO MOVE,
YOU KNOW, I'M LOOKING.
- NO, I KNOW.
HOW'S THAT GOING, BY THE WAY?
- THERE'S BEEN A LOT OF STRESS.
LET'S JUST SAY THAT.
- KIM HAS ERRATIC BEHAVIOR
AT TIMES.
I REALLY WANTED TO FIND OUT
IF SHE WAS REALLY OKAY.
- SO IT'S... I THINK IT'S JUST...
IT'S ALL ON ME RIGHT NOW.
- MM-HMM.
- YOU KNOW, I ALREADY... I USED
TO HAVE ANXIETY FROM WHEN I...
PANIC ATTACKS
WHEN I WAS YOUNGER.
AND THEN THEY STOPPED,
AND THEY'RE KIND OF CREEPING UP
ON ME A LITTLE BIT RIGHT NOW SO.
- A LOT OF THINGS CAN PLAY INTO
WHY A PERSON ACTS
THE WAY THAT THEY DO.
TRUST ME,
WE ALL HAVE OUR ISSUES,
BUT MAYBE IT'S A LITTLE BIT
MORE DIFFICULT
FOR HER TO HANDLE.
SO I KNOW YOU SAID
IT'S STRESSFUL,
BUT HOW DO YOU HANDLE THAT?
- DEEP BREATHS,
DRINK LOTS OF WATER,
I-I JUST ALWAYS DO A LITTLE...
LIKE, KIND OF LIKE
A LITTLE MEDITATION.
YOU KNOW? IT HELPS ME SO MUCH.
- BUT YOU'VE GONE TO THE DOCTOR,
AND HE'S PROBABLY...
- I AM... ACTUALLY HAVE
AN APPOINTMENT TO GO.
- I LIKE SPENDING TIME
WITH ADRIENNE
BECAUSE WE CAN TALK
ABOUT ANYTHING.
AND I FEEL LIKE SHE LISTENS
WITHOUT JUDGING ME.
- YEAH, YOU KNOW.
I WAS IN A LANDSLIDE
WHEN I WAS YOUNG.
WE WERE COVERED IN...
- OH, MY GOSH.
- YEAH, A MOUNTAIN CAME DOWN
ON OUR CAR.
- WHAT?
- YEAH, YEAH.
AND WE WERE COMING DOWN
THE MOUNTAIN,
AND KATHY LOOKED UP
AND SHE'S LIKE, "OH, MOM,
LOOK AT THE MOUNTAIN,"
AND WE WERE COMING...
WE LOOKED UP
AND THE WHOLE MOUNTAIN
JUST CAME DOWN ON OUR CAR
AND JUST BURIED US AND...
- OH, MY GOSH.
- SO, YOU KNOW,
YOU'RE COVERED IN MUD FOR HOURS,
YOU COULD HEAR PEOPLE,
LIKE, YOU KNOW,
"WE'RE COMING, WE'RE COMING."
- OH, MY GOSH. OH, MY GOSH.
- BUT I HAVE CLAUSTROPHOBIA...
REALLY HORRIBLE.
AND I THINK IT MIGHT
BE FROM THAT, BUT...
I REMEMBER I HAD MY FIRST,
LIKE, ANXIETY THING
IN MY 20s.
- AND AS YOU GET OLDER,
IT GETS WORSE.
- YEAH, IT WAS LIKE,
"OH, MY GOSH. OH, MY..."
OUT OF NOWHERE.
I'M, LIKE... [sighs]
- I OBVIOUSLY WANT, AS A FRIEND,
WANT TO BE THERE FOR HER
AND HOPE THAT THINGS ARE
SETTLING IN HER LIFE.
- I'VE HAD A LOT, LATELY.
HORRIBLE.
- KIM WASN'T THE ONLY ONE
WITH A LOT TO DEAL
WITH THIS SEASON.
MAURICIO FOUND HIMSELF WITH A
LIFE-ALTERING DECISION TO MAKE.
- YOU KNOW, THEY HAVE, LIKE,
LITTLE BIRD SANCTUARIES
AND STUFF LIKE THAT.
LIKE FEEDERS
AND ALL KINDS OF THINGS.
- WOULDN'T PORTIA
LOVE THE BIRDS HERE?
- LOVE IT.
- IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL.
- THIS IS AMAZING.
- AMAZE...
- AMAZING.
- HI.
- ALOHA. WELCOME TO THE BEACH.
- THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- SITTING BEACH SIDE WITH US?
- YES, PLEASE.
YOU HAVE A COUPLE OF LOUNGES
AND STUFF THAT WE CAN...
RIGHT THIS WAY.
- THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.
- WHAT'S YOUR NAME? JOSH?
- JOSH.
- THANK YOU, JOSH.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.
- WILL THESE BE OKAY?
- HEY, WE'RE ALL BY OURSELVES.
- I LOVE IT.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.
- OH, IT'S A GOOD THING
I HAVE MY SHOES.
[laughs]
- LOOK AT ALL THE DOLPHINS
RIGHT HERE.
THIS BAY RIGHT HERE
IS UNBELIEVABLE.
SO RELAXING.
I NEEDED A COUPLE DAYS OFF.
I'VE BEEN WORKING MY BUTT OFF.
I'VE BEEN GRINDING HARD
THE LAST, UH, SIX MONTHS.
- I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN WORKING
SO HARD, HONEY.
- YOU KNOW, I HAVE THIS ISSUE
THAT IS REALLY, LIKE,
ON MY HEAD A LOT.
I HAVE BEEN APPROACHED
TO CREATE OUR OWN COMPANY.
AND IT'S SO DIFFICULT FOR ME
TO DEAL WITH THAT
BECAUSE OF FAMILY.
- MY HUSBAND SELLS
VERY HIGH-END REAL ESTATE.
LIKE, CRAZY EXPENSIVE HOMES.
HE WORKS WITH MY BROTHER-IN-LAW
RICK HILTON
AT HILTON & HYLAND
IN BEVERLY HILLS.
WELL, OBVIOUSLY I WANT
WHAT'S BEST FOR OUR FAMILY.
AND I WOULD LIKE FOR YOU TO
BE ABLE TO FULFILL YOUR DREAM.
I JUST GET WORRIED
BECAUSE IT'S LIKE,
HERE IT IS, IT'S MY SISTER,
MY BROTHER-IN-LAW,
IT'S MY FAMILY, AND
I DON'T WANT THEM TO BE UPSET.
- THERE'S NOTHING MORE IMPORTANT
IN LIFE THAN FAMILY,
WHICH IS WHY IT'S SUCH
A DIFFICULT DECISION,
BUT OBVIOUSLY, FOR ME,
WHAT'S MOST IMPORTANT
IS THAT I HAVE
YOUR COMPLETE BACKING.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
- RICK IS A BUSINESSMAN.
HE UNDERSTANDS, I THINK.
- MWAH. KISS.
[smooches]
- OH, YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL,
AREN'T YOU, OVER HERE?
OH, YES. YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.
- WHILE SOME PEOPLE'S LIVES
WERE CHANGING DRAMATICALLY,
LISA AND ADRIENNE'S
NEIGHBORLY RIVALRY
WAS BUSINESS AS USUAL.
- HELLO?
- LISA, I AM NOT WALKING
ANY FURTHER.
- I'M CUTTING THE ROSES.
- IT'S TOO HARD IN THESE HEELS.
- CRAWL OVER HERE.
OH, JESUS. JUST...
- [laughs]
- JUST CRAWL OVER HERE
ON YOUR HANDS AND KNEES.
- OH, MY GOSH, DO YOU KNOW HOW...
YOU OF ALL PEOPLE...
- THOSE ARE NOT
THE MOST SENSIBLE SHOES
TO WALK ACROSS THE ROAD IN.
- OKAY, BUT YOU'VE DONE IT
BEFORE TOO.
WELL, I DON'T HAVE GRAVEL.
- OH, SORRY.
SO GOOD TO SEE YOU TOO.
- BUT I'VE BROUGHT YOU
A PRESENT ANYWAY.
- OH, YOU DID?
- YEAH, YEAH.
- SO, WHAT'S GOING ON?
WHAT'S THE PRESENT?
- PUT THAT DOWN.
I'M AFRAID YOU MIGHT...
AFTER YOU OPEN THIS,
YOU MIGHT BE USING THOSE ON ME.
- OH, REALLY?
- YEAH, LET'S GO IN.
I'LL FOLLOW YOU.
- OKAY, WE'RE GOING THROUGH
THE FRONT DOOR.
DO YOU WANT ME TO GIVE YOU
A PIGGYBACK?
- YEAH, EXACTLY.
OH, MY GOSH.
- COME IN. IT'S GETTING COLD.
- OH, IT IS. REALLY COLD.
- WHAT IS IT? I'M EXCITED.
- TAKE YOUR GLOVES OFF.
- WHY?
- JUST TAKE YOUR GLOVES OFF.
- IS IT ALIVE?
- [clears throat]
- OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE.
"FRUIT AND VEGETABLE WASH."
- THAT'S OKAY, YOU CAN STILL
USE IT FOR CHICKEN.
- OKAY.
OKAY, WE DON'T NEED ANY SOAP.
DID YOU JUST PUT SOAP ON IT?
- YEAH.
- [laughs]
- HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SICK?
HAVE YOU EVER HAD
SALMONELLA POISONING?
YOU'D DO THE SAME THING.
- YOU'RE GOING TO GET SICK
PUTTING SOAP ON HIM.
- [laughs]
- I WAS SO EXCITED
ABOUT THIS BLOODY BOX.
- IT'S A BEAUTIFUL BOX, RIGHT?
- YEAH. EXACTLY.
NOW YOU DO NOT PUT HAND SOAP.
YOU DO NOT PUT...
NOBODY PUTS HAND SOAP
ON CHICKEN.
- THAT HAND SOAP WAS ESPE...
IT WAS ORGANIC.
- NO, DARLING,
IT HAD MOISTURIZER...
NO, DARLING, WHATEVER YOU SAY.
- BUT THIS IS KIND
OF SIMILAR TO HAND SOAP.
- DARLING, I'M SORRY.
YOU DO NOT PUT HAND SOAP
ON CHICKEN.
- COMING UP...
- I HAVE NEVER [bleep] HURT
CAMILLE GRAMMER!
I HAVE BEEN BETRAYED NOT HER!
- GUESS WHAT?
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING, HONEY?
[laughs]
- HONEY?
- YES?
- I MAY NOT BE ABLE
TO TALK TOO MUCH.
- WHY?
- BECAUSE I'M ALREADY RELAXED.
- DON'T YOU HATE WHEN I KEEP
TALKING DURING THE MASSAGES?
- YEAH, THAT'S WHY
I USUALLY DO THEM ALONE.
- BUT I HAVE A LOT OF THINGS
ON MY MIND.
- WELL, THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM.
- [laughs]
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HONEY.
- THANK YOU.
THIS IS SUCH A NICE TRIP.
- ENJOY YOUR LAST MINUTES
OF RELAXATION.
MY SISTER'S ABOUT TO SHOW UP.
[laughs]
- THAT'S TRUE.
THAT'S CALLED A RELAX-KILL.
- [laughs]
- DESPITE HER ECCENTRICITIES,
PEOPLE LOVE KIM RICHARDS.
HERE'S WHY.
- HI, I'M KIM.
- GOOD MORNING.
- I'M A MARLIN FISHER,
SO I LOVE BOATS.
SO THAT'S NOT A SHIP?
- THIS IS THE GOLDEN GATE
BRIDGE, BABE.
- I'M AN ARABIAN HORSE.
YOU KNOW... [neighing]
BAM, BAM.
BING, BING, BING, BING, BING.
BA-BUM, BA-BUM.
AHH... [breathes heavily]
[sighs] - OH, YES.
- IT'S LIKE... IT'S LIKE...
[growls]
I LOVE YOU.
YEAH.
BOUNCE, BOUNCE,
BOUNCE, BOUNCE, BOUNCE.
[laughs]
OKAY, I'M AFRAID THAT SOMETHING
MIGHT COME TO ME
AND WILL LEAVE ME.
WHO'S GOING
TO JUMP INSIDE MY BODY?
- WHAT IS IT?
- [laughs] I DO.
[device buzzing] I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW
IF IT'S FOR YOUR NECK.
- OH, I THINK
IT'S FOR SOMETHING ELSE.
- I THOUGHT IT WAS
A GREAT LIPSTICK,
AND IT ENDED UP
BEING A VIBRATOR.
MY FRIEND ASKED ME
THE OTHER DAY,
"DO YOU HAVE ANY BREATH SPRAY?"
SO I GIVE IT TO HIM,
AND HE GOES,
"IS THIS A SICK JOKE?
THIS IS AIR... DEODORIZER."
- HE PUT IT IN HIS MOUTH?
- I'VE BEEN USING IT
IN MY MOUTH FOR A WEEK.
- KIM...
- AFTER A WEEK, NOBODY
COMPLAINED ABOUT MY BREATH.
[laughs]
- KIM IS DEFINITELY OPENING UP.
SHE'S, YOU KNOW, TALKING...
- I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A COWGIRL.
AS A MATTER OF FACT,
WHEN I WENT TO BUY
MY FIRST HORSE,
I THOUGHT I WAS COWBOY JANE.
- TELLING STORIES AND TALKING.
- AND I'M EXPECTING THEM TO,
LIKE, GET DOWN LIKE THIS,
AND I'M LIKE, "THE HORSE...
I DON'T UNDERSTAND..."
- THERE'S A LOT OF TALKING.
- OH, MY GOD.
IT'S... IT'S A BAD HORSE.
IT'S A VERY BAD HORSE.
- TAYLOR HAS SAID THAT ADRIENNE
IS KENNEDY'S GODMOTHER,
BUT ADRIENNE HAS NEVER QUITE
SAID IT HERSELF.
LET'S FIND OUT
HOW THAT TURNED OUT
ONCE AND FOR ALL.
- GETTING YOUR USUAL?
- YES, THAT'LL BE GREAT.
- OKAY.
- SHE'LL HAVE A NON-FAT CAP.
- FOR HERE OR TO GO?
- FOR HERE.
- HERE.
- NEED SOME CASH.
- OH, I GOT IT.
IT'S MY TURN, I'M SURE.
ADRIENNE AND I USED TO SEE
ONE ANOTHER EVERY DAY
BECAUSE OUR KIDS
WENT TO THE SAME SCHOOL,
BUT NOW OUR KIDS
GO TO SEPARATE SCHOOLS,
AND WE DON'T REALLY
GET THE TIME TO CATCH UP,
AND IT'S DEFINITELY MADE CHANGES
IN OUR RELATIONSHIP.
- WELL, I WISH THAT
WE SAW EACH OTHER MORE.
- I KNOW.
- THE KIDS BEING AT DIFFERENT
SCHOOLS THING IS HARD.
AND I WANTED
TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT...
BECAUSE I AM TURNING 40
THIS YEAR.
I'M TRYING TO GET EVERYTHING
IN MY LIFE REALLY ORGANIZED.
IT IS ABOUT KENNEDY.
AND MAYBE
YOU BEING HER GODMOTHER,
AND I KNOW THAT THAT'S NOT
SOMETHING THAT
YOU'RE COMFORTABLE WITH.
- LET ME TELL YOU WHY I'M NOT
COMFORTABLE WITH IT.
BECAUSE I THINK IT'S GOT TO BE
SOMEBODY THAT'S CLOSE TO YOU,
THAT IS WITH YOU ON A...
YOU KNOW,
CLOSER THAN WHAT I AM WITH YOU.
- YOU KNOW, WHEN I TALKED TO YOU
ABOUT IT THE FIRST TIME,
WE WERE... THE KIDS WERE SPENDING
SO MUCH TIME TOGETHER
BECAUSE THEY WENT TO SCHOOL
TOGETHER EVERY DAY,
AND SO I FELT IT WOULD BE NICE
IF SOMETHING HAPPENED,
AND THEN SHE WOULD HAVE
A SUPPORT SYSTEM.
- BUT DO YOU REALLY KNOW
WHAT'S INVOLVED IN THAT?
SEE, IT SOUNDS LIKE
YOU DIDN'T REALLY UNDERSTAND
WHAT'S INVOLVED IN BECOMING,
UM, A GOD MOTHER.
IT'S NOT JUST FOR A WHILE.
IT'S THE REST OF THEIR LIVES.
- RIGHT, RIGHT.
BUT WHEN WE FIRST
HAD THE CONVERSATION,
I THOUGHT IT WAS REALLY...
IT WAS ONE OF THOSE
THAT YOU WERE, LIKE,
"I'M FLATTERED BECAUSE
"YOU WOULD ASK ME BECAUSE
YOU THINK I'M SUCH A GREAT MOM
THAT YOU WOULD ASK ME."
- WHEN I SAID I WAS FLATTERED,
I'M FLATTERED BECAUSE
IT'S NICE OF YOU TO ASK ME.
BUT IN REALITY,
WHEN YOU REALLY THINK ABOUT IT,
IT'S NOT
THE RIGHT SITUATION FOR ME,
AND IT WOULDN'T BE
THE RIGHT SITUATION FOR YOU.
YOU HAVE TO REALLY
PUT THOUGHT INTO IT.
IT'S JUST NOT
SOMETHING THAT YOU...
- WELL, I DID PUT THOUGHT IN IT.
- NO, IT REALLY NEEDS TO BE
SOMEBODY YOU SEE ALL THE TIME.
- THAT SHE SEES ALL THE TIME.
- YEAH, IN THE FAMILY DYNAMICS.
BECAUSE THAT'S A... SUCH AN
EXTREMELY IMPORTANT POSITION
TO BE IN, AND YOU HAVE TO TAKE
IT SERIOUSLY.
- RIGHT.
- SO...
- WELL.
SO I THINK WE HAVE
TO HAVE A TOAST.
HERE'S TO FRIENDSHIP
AND A NEW YOU.
- THANK YOU, DARLING.
THANKS FOR HELPING.
- MUCH OF BRANDI'S MALIBU PARTY
WAS TOO SHOCKING TO AIR.
TONIGHT, YOU'LL SEE IT ALL.
AS THE NIGHT BEGAN,
POOR BRANDI HAD SUCH HIGH HOPES.
- I'M SO NERVOUS
FOR THE GIRLS TO GET HERE.
I WANT THEM TO BE BLOWN AWAY,
AND I KNOW THEY WILL BE.
- THEY'RE GOING TO BE.
- ARE YOU HAVING SOME?
- WOULD YOU LIKE A SPLASH?
- I WILL. OF COURSE.
GREAT, I'M GETTING READY
FOR THE LADIES,
AND I'M SCARED. - [laughs]
I WANT TO IMPRESS
THE GIRLS TONIGHT
SO I HAVE
A PRIVATE CHEF COMING IN,
I GOT A SOMMELIER, WE'RE
GOING TO DO SOME WINE TASTING.
AND ONE OF MY FRIENDS IS EVEN
GOING TO COME AND TEACH US
TO BELLY DANCE LATER.
- HI, B.
- MWAH.
- MWAH.
I'VE INVITED ONE
OF MY BEST FRIENDS, JENNIFER,
BECAUSE SHE MAKES ME
FEEL COMFORTABLE,
AND I FEEL LIKE I MIGHT NEED A
GO-TO WITH THIS GROUP OF WOMEN.
CHEERS.
- IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL HERE.
- YOU GUYS, WISH ME LUCK TONIGHT
BECAUSE I'M SCARED.
- WHAT ARE YOU SCARED ABOUT?
- WHY ARE YOU...
- THESE GIRLS ARE HARD
TO IMPRESS.
- ARE THEY REALLY MEAN?
- NOT ALL OF THEM.
HALF OF THEM ARE REALLY NICE
AND HALF OF THEM ARE HORRID.
IT'S A HARD GROUP TO COME INTO,
AND SO I GOT OFF TO,
YOU KNOW, ON THE WRONG FOOT.
BRING IT, BITCH.
- ARE YOU CALLING ME A BITCH?
- IT WAS VERY OBVIOUS
AND OPEN WHAT YOU GUYS SAID.
- PLEASE.
YOU ARE PATHETIC, OKAY?
- WAIT, ARE THEY JEALOUS OF YOU?
- NO, I DON'T THINK SO.
THEY'RE SUPER RICH AND SUPER...
- YEAH, BUT RICH IS NOTHING.
I MEAN, IT'S ONE THING,
I GET IT, BUT...
- THEY'RE NOT JEALOUS OF ME.
- YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.
YOU'RE A LOT YOUNGER
THAN THESE GIRLS.
- I'M NOT.
THEY JUST LOOK OLDER.
I WANT THEM TO KNOW THAT
I-I CAN HAVE FUN AND BE HAPPY.
AND I'M ACTUALLY
A REALLY FUN GIRL.
I DON'T THINK ANY OF THEM
KNOW THAT SIDE OF ME.
I FINALLY FEEL LIKE
I CAN BE MYSELF.
I'M GOING TO BE FUN,
I'M GOING TO MAKE EVERYONE DO...
I WAS GOING TO SAY SHOTS,
BUT WE'RE GOING TO...
[laughs]
WE'RE NOT DOING SHOTS.
- I'M GOING TO PASS
ON THAT ONE, BUT...
[laughs]
- OH, LINDA'S HERE. YAY.
- HI.
- BEAUTIFUL GIRL.
MWAH. - HOW ARE YOU?
- WE HAVE TO GET YOU WINE.
- WINE FIRST,
BECAUSE I'M ALREADY DRUNK.
- I'M READY, I'M READY.
- NOW HERE'S WHAT YOU
DIDN'T SEE FROM BRANDI'S PARTY.
- STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP.
[overlapping arguing]
- YOU TWO, TALK.
COME HERE. - OW!
- YES! GO!
- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
- GO, TAYLOR.
TAYLOR. YOU HAVE TO TALK TO HER.
TAYLOR, LISTEN TO ME.
- YOU GUYS, YOU GUYS...
- I CARE ABOUT YOU.
- BABE, BABE, BABE, OKAY.
- I DO. [overlapping arguing]
I CARE ABOUT BOTH OF YOU.
- YOU GUYS...
- TIME-OUT, TIME-OUT,
TIME-OUT, TIME-OUT.
- GET AWAY FROM THE WALL.
- OKAY.
- GET AWAY FROM THE WALL.
GET AWAY FROM THE WALL.
- EVERYONE'S TRYING
TO CALM TAYLOR DOWN,
AND IT SEEMS LIKE IT
JUST IRRITATED HER MORE.
AND YOU COULD SEE HER ANGER
BREWING INSIDE OF HER.
- ALL YOU DO IS KEEP JUDGING ME!
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY WERE
FIGHTING ABOUT,
BUT IF SHE WASN'T THERE,
THIS WOULDN'T BE HAPPENING.
AND I JUST WANTED IT TO BE DONE.
- TAYLOR, I'M GOING TO ASK YOU
TO LEAVE MY HOUSE.
YOU SHOULD GO. YOU SHOULD GO.
- AND [bleep] YOU, BRANDI.
- THAT'S RUDE.
- NO, [bleep] YOU!
- EXCUSE ME!
- [bleep] YOU!
- NO, STOP...
- YOU CANNOT...
- DON'T YOU EVER TOUCH ME LIKE
THAT AGAIN, OKAY?
- OH, REALLY?
- YOU'LL BE SORRY, OKAY.
- SHE... SHE WENT LIKE THIS.
AND SHE WENT LIKE... LIKE...
SHE... KYLE TOUCHED ME FIRST.
- I DON'T WANT THIS
TO TURN INTO A FIGHT.
I'VE NEVER HAD A PHYSICAL FIGHT.
AND I DON'T WANT THIS
TO BE THE FIRST ONE.
- WE'RE LEAVING.
- STOP, STOP, STOP!
- WE'RE LEAVING. WE'RE LEAVING.
- STOP.
- YOU'RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF.
YOU'RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF.
- HONEY, WHERE'S YOUR BAG?
YOU HAD A PURSE IN HERE BEFORE.
WE'RE NOT LEAVING
WITHOUT YOUR PURSE.
- IT'S OUT THERE.
- I'M GETTING YOUR PURSE.
- YOU GUYS ARE
ALL EMBARRASSING YOURSELVES
BY BEING OUT OF CONTROL.
WE ARE AN EVOLVED SPECIES.
- YES, I AGREE.
- AND WE'RE ALL LADIES.
- BUT YOU DON'T GRAB SOMEBODY
LIKE THAT, OKAY?
- SO LET'S ACT LIKE THAT.
- I DIDN'T GRAB YOU.
- NO, YOU GRABBED ME,
BRANDI, OKAY?
HAVE ANOTHER COCKTAIL, MY DEAR.
- I WASN'T TRYING
TO INITIATE A FIGHT.
I JUST WANTED THE DRAMA TO STOP.
- YOU DON'T ASK SOMEBODY
TO LEAVE LIKE THAT.
COME ON. - TAKE A BREATH.
- CAMILLE WAS AT MY HOUSE FIRST.
- I AM FINE.
- SHE WAS LOVELY AND FINE.
AND... AND SHE CAUSED A DISASTER.
- WAIT, WAIT.
- OF COURSE I ASKED HER TO LEAVE
BECAUSE SHE CAUSED A DISASTER.
- I REALLY FELT FOR BRANDI.
SHE WAS TRYING TO PUT
A NICE PARTY TOGETHER,
AND SHE WAS UPSET,
AND... AND, I DON'T BLAME HER.
- TAYLOR.
- WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?
- I'M NOT DOING IT TO YOU.
- YES, YOU ARE!
- D.D., D.D.,
STAY OUT OF THIS. D.D.
- WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
- I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING!
- HONEY.
- TAYLOR IS AT
THE POINT OF NO RETURN.
YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL BECAUSE
YOU DON'T WANT HER TO SNAP,
I HOPE SHE DOESN'T
DO ANYTHING CRAZY.
- DON'T ENGAGE.
YOU ARE YOU STRONGER THAN THAT.
YOU JUST WALK THROUGH...
- THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT.
- IN YOUR GRACE
AND IN YOUR DIGNITY.
- RIGHT.
- WALK THROUGH, TAYLOR.
SERIOUSLY.
- IT'S JUST BULL[bleep].
AND SHE'S GOING TO PUT ALL
THIS [bleep] ON YOU.
AND SHE'S OUT THERE BEING THE
VICTIM, AND IT'S BULL[bleep].
YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH HELL.
- [indistinct]
- I KNOW. I KNOW.
- I AM NOT GOING TO LET IT
HAPPEN TO YOU THIS YEAR.
- I KNOW.
- I AM NOT.
- THANK YOU.
- I LOVE YOU, AND YOU HAVE TO
[bleep] KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU.
- I KNOW YOU LOVE ME.
D.D., I KNOW YOU LOVE ME.
- OKAY, YOU TAKE A DEEP BREATH.
- GRACE AND DIGNITY.
- RELAX.
- I'M GOING TO FIND YOUR STUFF.
OH, YOU HAVE YOUR PURSE?
- YEAH.
- [bleep], [bleep] KELLY.
I AM GRACE KELLY. - I AM.
- I AM GRACE KELLY.
SAY IT TO YOURSELF.
- I AM GRACE KELLY. [laughs]
- SHE'S FALLING APART,
THEN SHE'S NOT.
SHE'S FALLING APART,
THEN SHE'S NOT.
AT THIS POINT, IT'S VERY
DIFFICULT FOR ME TO READ HER.
I'VE NEVER SEEN HER ACT
THIS WAY.
THERE IS SOMETHING DESPERATELY
GOING WRONG.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
- COMING UP...
- I JUST WANTED
THE DRAMA TO LEAVE
AND IT... I WASN'T...
- "DRAMA TO LEAVE"?
- THAT'S WHY YOU HAD
TO GRAB ME BY THE ARM
AND SAY, "GET OUT OF HER HOUSE"?
- ARE YOU KIDDING?
- I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
- HEY, ADRIENNE.
- HI, HONEY.
THIS IS THE DEAL.
SHE'S OFF ON ANOTHER PLANET.
YOU NEED TO JUST LET HER...
YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT FAIR TO YOU.
I-I AGREE.
THE PROBLEM IS WHEN SOMEBODY IS
GOING THROUGH
SO MUCH EMOTIONAL TRAUMA...
- OH, I'M SORRY.
AND MY BEST FRIEND'S NOT?
- I KNOW SHE IS TOO,
BUT SHE MAY BE A LITTLE BIT
STRONGER THAN HER.
BUT THE PROBLEM IS,
LISA STIRS THE POT,
AND THEN BACKS OUT.
THAT'S THE PROBLEM.
SO, YOU GOT TO LET THEM...
LET THOSE TWO WORK IT OUT.
- I WANT THEM TO.
I WANT THEM TO.
- WELL, THE WAY THEY WORK IT OUT
IS NOBODY ELSE INVOLVED.
- I AGREE.
- YES.
- LET ME GET OUR STUFF.
WHERE'S YOUR WRAP?
- I DIDN'T HAVE A WRAP.
- YEAH, YOU DID.
YOU HAD A LITTLE WRAP LIKE ME.
- JUST LOSE THE WRAP.
I DON'T CARE.
- I'M GOING
TO JUST GET YOUR STUFF.
I DON'T WANT YOU TO...
- I DON'T CARE ABOUT A WRAP.
- DON'T MOVE.
BE A GOOD GIRL. - [sighs]
- KYLE, SIT DOWN WITH US.
JUST FOR ONE MINUTE.
- I KNOW, I DON'T WANT
TO LEAVE HER ALONE. I FEEL BAD.
- YOU DON'T HAVE
TO LEAVE HER ALONE.
- BUT THOSE TWO NEED
TO TALK IT OUT.
- YEAH, BUT TONIGHT'S
NOT THE NIGHT.
- YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT.
I THINK SHE JUST
WANTED TO TALK ALONE,
AND THAT'S WHAT GOT HER...
I DON'T KNOW BECAUSE
I DIDN'T SEE, BUT I THINK.
- OH, I THOUGHT WE WERE DONE.
- COME... GET OVER HERE.
RIGHT NOW.
YOU, MISSY MOO. GET OVER HERE.
WE LOVE YOU. - NO.
- NO, I DON'T WANT
TO TALK TO HER YET.
- NOW'S NOT THE TIME. D.D.
OH, MY GOD. - I'M DONE.
- D.D., D.D.
- NO, I KNOW. I KNOW.
- LET IT GO FOR NOW.
LET THEM TALK...
- I'M LETTING IT GO, ADRIENNE.
- SHE HURT ME REALLY BAD.
- OKAY.
- BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
SHE FEELS HURT TOO.
YOU BOTH FEEL HURT.
- I DO HEAR YOU.
- SHE FEELS HURT BY ME? WHY?
- BECAUSE...
- IN THE... IN... WAIT.
IN THE UNIVERSE, SHE COULD NOT
FIND A REASON TO BE HURT BY ME
BECAUSE I HAVE NEVER [bleep]
HURT CAMILLE GRAMMER!
I HAVE BEEN BETRAYED, NOT HER!
- GUESS WHAT?
I-I AGREE, BUT GUESS WHAT,
SHE'S DEFENDED YOU TOO.
- CAMILLE, YOU HAVEN'T
DONE ANYTHING TONIGHT.
YOU'VE BEEN SO LOVELY, I MEAN...
- THANK YOU.
- I JUST WANTED DRAMA TO LEAVE...
- "DRAMA TO LEAVE"?
THAT'S WHY YOU HAD
TO GRAB ME BY THE ARM
AND SAY, "GET OUT OF HER HOUSE"?
- ARE YOU KIDDING?
- CRAZIES ON THE LEFT OF ME
AND THE RIGHT OF ME,
AND I JUST WANTED TO GET OUT.
- LISTEN TO ME...
- TAYLOR, STOP, HONEY.
TIME-OUT, NOT NOW.
- WE HAVE TO GET TAYLOR'S STUFF.
- I'M GOING
TO GET TAYLOR'S STUFF.
- NOT NOW.
- PLEASE.
- SHE'S GOING TO REALLY...
- LOOK AT ME. SERIOUSLY.
- NOW IT'S ABOUT MORE THAN THAT.
- LET'S GO.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
- TAYLOR.