The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (2010–…): Season 2, Episode 20 - The Real Wedding of Beverly Hills - full transcript

Female announcer:
PREVIOUSLY THIS SEASON...

[cheering]

- YOU JUST PUT SOAP ON HIM?
- YEAH.

- SHE'S WASHING IT
WITH HAND SOAP.

- OKAY, I'M LOVING
THE SUNGLASSES.

- 25,000. THAT'S RIGHT.
- INSANE.

- COULD SHE NOT RAM THAT BIKINI

A LITTLE FURTHER UP HER ASS?

I MEAN, SERIOUSLY.

OH, GOD, YOU'RE NOT...

OH, NO! all: WHOO!



- OW! JUST KIDDING.

- YOU'VE GOT A NEW MAN.
WHERE IS HE?

- IT'S IMPORTANT TO ME
THAT MY SISTER SAY "I LIKE HIM."

- I THINK THAT WENT GOOD,
DON'T YOU?

- IT'S [bleep].
- I'M RIGHT HERE.

- IT'S NOT [bleep].
- IT IS [bleep].

- I'M GOING
TO HAVE ANOTHER BABY.

- TELL ME THAT'S A [bleep] JOKE.

- YOU'RE A SLUT PIG.

- I WILL [bleep] KILL YOU!
- DO IT!

- I'LL HAVE THAT.
- OH, MY GOD.

THE TUNA TARTARE.

- IT'S TUNA TARTARE.

- TAYLOR IS IN A SUITCASE.
- I'M READY TO GO HOME.



I FEEL LIKE I'M BREAKING.
- YOU ARE.

YOU'RE HAVING
A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN.

- WE'RE ALL PROTECTING YOU.
- ABOUT MY MARRIAGE?

- WE DON'T SAY
THAT HE BROKE YOUR JAW

OR THAT HE BEAT YOU UP.
- OR THREW YOU IN THE BATH.

- AND HE... HE HITS YOU.
BUT NOW WE'VE SAID IT.

- WHAT CAME OUT
OF CAMILLE'S MOUTH

IS WHAT TAYLOR TOLD HER.

- I JUST FEEL REALLY BAD.
- WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?

HAVE A LAWSUIT TOO? - THE EMAIL

THAT WAS SENT OUT...
THAT WAS INAPPROPRIATE.

- YOU HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT SHE'S DONE TO ME!

RUSSELL AND I GOT
INTO A BIG FIGHT

AND THINGS GOT PHYSICAL,
AND I GOT HURT.

- AFTER I HEARD ABOUT THE NEWS
OF RUSSELL'S SUICIDE,

IT WAS HEARTBREAKING.
- I MEAN, THERE'S PLENTY

OF MEN THAT, YOU KNOW,
THEIR WIVES LEAVE THEM

AND THEY DON'T KILL THEMSELVES.

- SHE NEEDS OUR SUPPORT
RIGHT NOW, KYLE.

- THIS IS
A MILLION-DOLLAR WEDDING.

I CAN DO ANYTHING FOR YOU.

- YOU'VE GOT
TO STOP SAYING THAT.

- I'M NOT.

- WHAT'S HE GOING TO DO
AS PARTY FAVORS,

GIVE PEOPLE A BAG OF MONEY
TO GO HOME WITH?

OH, MY GOD, ARE YOU CRAZY?
- WHOO! FABULOUS!

- DOES THERE HAVE TO BE
A 20-PIECE BAND?

- OF COURSE.
THAT'S WHAT I WANT, DARLING.

- ♪♪ I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING ♪♪

♪♪ WITH A SONG ON MY BREATH ♪♪

- I WOULD LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT

WALKING DOWN THE AISLE
AT YOUR WEDDING

WEARING THAT. - WHY? IT'S PINK.

ARE YOU GONNA CRY? - NO, WHY?

- 'CAUSE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ME
IN A WEDDING DRESS.

- OH, IT'S PERFECT.

- I THINK I'D WANT MORE DIAMONDS
ON IT, THOUGH.

- BEVERLY HILLS, DARLING...
CHICHI-CHICHI-CHIC.

[upbeat music]

- LIFE IN BEVERLY HILLS
IS A GAME,

AND I MAKE THE RULES.

- I'M NOT THE RICHEST GIRL
IN BEVERLY HILLS,

BUT I AM THE LUCKIEST.

- PEOPLE TRY TO FIGURE ME OUT,

BUT I'M ONE OF A KIND.

- I'VE FINALLY FOUND MY VOICE,

I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT.

- HAVING IT ALL IS EASY,

IF YOU'RE WILLING TO WORK
FOR IT.

- DIAMONDS AREN'T
A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND.

FREEDOM IS.

[upbeat music]

♪♪ ♪♪

- HEY, HEY, HEY.

- HELLO.
- HI.

A TENT'S GONE UP
IN OUR TENNIS COURT.

IT WAS PANDORA AND I's DREAM

TO HAVE THIS WEDDING,
BUT TO HAVE IT VERY INTIMATE.

SO WE DIDN'T WANT
THE COMPLETE SIZE

OF THE TENNIS COURT.

DO YOU THINK PANDY SHOULD
GET MARRIED ON THE TENNIS COURT?

- OH, MY GOD. IS THIS TOO BIG?

IT FEELS TOO BIG.
- NO, IT'S NOT TOO BIG.

IT'S GOING TO BE CONDENSED.

YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE
THE INTIMATE, ROMANTIC,

TIGHT FEELING
THAT YOU GUYS WANT.

- I'M GETTING SCARED.
- NO, DON'T GET SCARED.

- THIS DOESN'T LOOK
LIKE A LITTLE SEXY WEDDING,

THIS LOOKS LIKE A BALLROOM.
- WELL, THIS IS THE "BEFORE."

USUALLY, YOU NEED
TO WALK IN THE "AFTER"

AND BE, LIKE, OH, MY GOD.

- OKAY.
- THIS IS THE BEFORE.

- HELLO.
- HI.

- SO COOL.
- IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

- SHE'S JUST COME HERE
FROM LONDON.

- THIS IS DEFINITELY WORTH
COMING ALL THE WAY FROM LONDON.

- OH, RIGHT.
- BEAUTIFUL.

I LOVE THE FLOWERS. - I LOVE IT.

- VERY ROMANTIC.
- IT'S VERY SWEET.

- WHEN'S KEVIN GOING TO SHOW UP
FOR HIS MILLION-DOLLAR WEDDING?

- KEVIN'S GOING TO BLOW INTO
THIS MILLION-DOLLAR WEDDING,

MAKE IT AMAZING... - IS HE?

- YEAH.

- I HAD NO IDEA,

WHEN WE DECIDED
TO DO THIS WEDDING,

THAT KEVIN WAS OUT OF TOWN.

UNTIL A WEEK BEFORE THE WEDDING,
I HAD NO IDEA.

WHEN ARE WE ACTUALLY GOING
TO SEE THE FLOWERS?

- TOMORROW.
- WITH THIS HEAT?

- I HAVE AIR-CONDITIONING
COMING.

- AIR-CONDITIONING IN HERE?
- THE WHOLE TENT.

- OF COURSE.
- OKAY, PERFECT.

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
I OBVIOUSLY DON'T.

- YOU'D NEVER KNOW
IT WAS A TENNIS COURT.

EXCEPT... THE POLE.
- OH, WELL, THAT.

- I JUST NOTICED.
- CAMILLE CAN ALWAYS USE THIS.

[laughter]

- OH, I'M NOT LOOKING FORWARD
TO THIS.

- YOU'VE HAD HOW MANY DONE?

- ONE.
- FOUR OF THEM?

- ONE.
- NO, YOU'VE HAD SEVERAL.

PAUL HAS HAD SEVERAL
COLONOSCOPIES.

KIND OF A ROUTINE...
I KNEW HE'D BE OKAY.

- I'VE HAD ONE COLONOSCOPY.
- I'VE HAD THREE,

AND THESE ARE EASY.
- NO, THAT'S THE SCOPE...

THE EASY PART.
- THE SCOPE, THE SCOPE...

THEY'RE BOTH THE SAME...
UP OR LOWER.

- THE UPPER IS EASY.

IT'S THE LOWER
THAT'S THE PROBLEM.

- I'VE... YOU'VE HAD BOTH.

- HI, PAUL.

- GOOD MORNING.
- LET'S HAVE YOU COME CHANGE.

- HI, HONEY.
- JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE

THAT YOU'RE CLEAN
ALL THE WAY, OKAY?

- AN ENEMA?
LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION.

WHO'S DOING THAT?
- YOU WANT ME TO DO IT FOR YOU?

- OH, MY GOD.
- [laughs]

- SO I HAVE TO STAND HERE,
DO THAT,

SIGN PAPERWORK WHILE
I'M HOLDING WATER IN MY STOMACH.

- YES.
- OH, MY GOD.

- THANK YOU.

- ADRIENNE?

- YEAH, HONEY.

A COLONOSCOPY
IS A FAIRLY MILD PROCEDURE.

BUT I WANTED TO BE THERE
FOR MY HUSBAND,

FOR MORAL SUPPORT.

- WILL YOU HELP ME?

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW?

- I HAVE TO DO AN ENEMA.
- WHY AM I IN HERE?

- TO HELP ME.
- I'M NOT WATCHING YOU DO THIS.

SORRY.
I'M ALL FOR MORAL SUPPORT.

BUT PAUL ASKING ME
TO GIVE HIM AN ENEMA?

- ALL THE WINE HAS ARRIVED.

- OH, I WANT TO SEE THE LABEL.
LET ME HAVE A LOOK.

- THEY'RE IN THE KITCHEN.

- DAD IS ON HIS WAY, I CAN TELL.

YOU DON'T HAVE A KEY?

- WHAT'S THE MAGIC PASSWORD?

- WHO LOCKED THE DOOR?

HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.
- HEY, DARLING.

PANDY, GO AND GET

THE WINE LABELS. - HEY, BOYS.

- JUST GO AND BRING ONE.
- COME ON, COME ON.

- DARLING, I NEED YOU
TO HELP ME.

- I WILL HELP YOU.
I'M JUST SAYING HELLO

TO THE PUPPIES. - YOUR DAUGHTER

IS GETTING MARRIED. COME ON.

- YEAH, BUT...
- I NEED YOUR HELP.

- I WILL HELP YOU.
I'M NOT DOING FLOWERS THOUGH.

- NO, BUT THERE ARE THINGS
YOU CAN DO.

- I'LL BE WORKING, BABY.

I'VE GOT TO GO BACK
TO WORK AFTERWARDS.

I JUST POPPED HOME

TO SEE IF YOU WERE OKAY.
WHAT IS THIS?

- WHAT?
- IT'S A LABEL.

- LET'S HAVE A LOOK.
- OH, I LOVE THAT!

- SHOULDN'T IT BE VANDERPUMP?

- LOVE, LOVE, LOVE THAT.
THAT'S VERY PRETTY.

- BEAUTIFUL.
- SO YOU'LL GOING

TO PUT ALL THE LABELS
ON YOURSELVES.

- ANNABEL AND I
ARE DOING 125 OF THEM.

- I FEEL THE PRESSURE.

THIS HAS TO BE THE BEST DAY
OF ALL OF OUR LIVES.

AND I FEEL EVERYTHING
IS IN A COMPLETE MUDDLE.

- OH, ACTUALLY GIVE ME A LIST
OF WHAT YOU NEED ME TO DO.

- I NEED YOU TO LOOK
AT THE TENT...

SEE WHAT YOU THINK.
- YOU GOING TO DO THE FLOWERS?

- NO, I'M JUST DOING
THE FLOWERS IN HERE...

THE NORMAL THING.
- WELL, I TOLD YOU,

YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE THEM
FOR THE TENT AS WELL.

YOUR FLOWERS ARE BETTER
THAN THEIRS.

- OH, DON'T BE SO RIDICULOUS.
- WHY?

YOU'VE GOT NOTHING ELSE TO DO,
HAVE YOU?

- OH, STOP IT.
ACTUALLY, YOU'RE BEGINNING

TO ANNOY ME NOW.
NOW YOU HAVE TO GO.

- SHALL I GO BACK TO WORK?
- YEAH. GO ON THEN.

- WHY DID I COME HOME THEN?

- DARLING, OUT, OUT, OUT.

HAVE A GOOD NAP.

- 'KAY.
- ALL RIGHT.

[mechanical whirring]

- LOOKS GOOD IN THERE.

HIS COLON LOOKS VERY HEALTHY.

NO ABNORMALITIES.

I HAVEN'T FOUND ANY POLYPS.

THANK YOU.

ADRIENNE?

- YES.
- WE'RE ALL FINISHED.

- OKAY, I HAVE TO GO, HONEY.

- SO HE DID GREAT TODAY.
NO POLYPS.

PERFECT COLONOSCOPY.
- THAT WAS QUICK.

WOW. - IT WENT REALLY SMOOTHLY.

- GOOD. GOOD, GOOD, GOOD.

IS HE UP? - HE'S JUST WAKING UP.

HE DID GREAT. PAUL, YOU AWAKE?

- HI. both: [laugh]

- HELLO.

- I'VE NEVER HEARD HIM SO QUIET.

- ISN'T THIS NICE?
- IT'S NICE.

- [laughs]
- GOD, COULD SOMEBODY GIVE HIM

A PERMANENT IV DRIP OF VALIUM?

HE WAS AWESOME.

[breaks wind]
- WELL, IT'S COMING OUT.

- THIS IS THE ONE PLACE
YOU'RE ALLOWED TO DO THAT.

JUST LET IT OUT.

JUST PASS THE AIR
AND THAT DOCTOR EDELSTEIN

PUT IN YOUR COLON, OKAY?

- THAT'S FUNNY.

BUT I THINK I NEED TO...

[breaks wind]

- WHAT? [breaks wind]

- WHEN YOU PUT AIR IN MY COLON,
IT HAS TO COME OUT.

[breaks wind] OH, MY GOD.

OH, NO. - WHAT?

- OH, NO. THE AIR'S COMING OUT.

[breaks wind] OH, NO.

IT'S AIR. IT'S NOT GAS.

IT'S NOT FAIR.

OH, NO. HOLD ON.

[breaks wind]
OH, MY GOD. OH, NO.

OH, NO. - OKAY, POP, POP.

- ADRIENNE,
THERE'S AIR COMING OUT.

[breaks wind]

IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE...
FULL OF HOT AIR.

- GUESS WHAT,
WE ALL HAVE TO HAVE

A COLONOSCOPY
EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE.

AND EVERYONE... EVEN ADRIENNE...
IS GONNA HAVE AIR COME OUT.

- IS IT OKAY FOR ME TO GO?

- ABSOLUTELY.
HE'S GOING TO BE JUST FINE.

- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. THANKS.

BYE. BYE, HONEY.
- HAVE A GOOD DAY.

- LOVE YOU.
- GAS AGAIN.

OH, NO.

[breaks wind]

announcer: COMING UP...

- IT LOOKS UNBELIEVABLE.
- ARE YOU EXCITED?

- I AM.
- MORE BLING, BLING, BLING,

BLING, BLING.

[upbeat music]

♪♪ ♪♪

- OH, THANK GOODNESS
THE CAKE'S HERE.

CAN YOU BRING IT IN? - SURE.

- OKAY, THIS IS JUST LIKE
HALF OF IT, RIGHT?

- YES.
- OKAY, BE REALLY CAREFUL,

BECAUSE I GUESS
IT'S REALLY, REALLY HEAVY.

Both: YEAH, IT'S REALLY HEAVY.

- KEN!
KEN, DON'T GO ANYWHERE NEAR IT.

DON'T GO ANYWHERE NEAR IT.

MIND THAT. OH!

OH, MY GOODNESS.

BUT THERE'S SUPPOSED
TO BE PINK ROSES

GOING ALL THE WAY AROUND IT.

AMAZING.

- OKAY. ALL RIGHT.

- OKAY, SO NOW WE NEED
THE REST OF IT.

'CAUSE WE'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO PUT ALL THE ROSES ON IT.

- ARE YOU GOING TO SET IT UP
NOW OR JUST LEAVE IT?

- MY GOD,
NOW I'M GETTING SCARED.

[quietly] AAH!

IT'S VERY HARD FOR ME
TO STEP BACK

AND GIVE UP CONTROL.

I'M A CONTROL FREAK.

AND ALSO I LIKE
EVERYTHING PERFECT.

WELL, WHAT SHE WANTS...
SHE WANTS IT

KIND OF SWIRLING DOWN.

- UP AT THE TOP... A CLUSTER,
AND KIND OF SWIRLING DOWN?

AND ALL FILLED AT THE BOTTOM.

WE CAN HAVE THAT DONE
WITH ALL FRESH ROSES.

- IT'S GOING TO BE A LOT EASIER
TO DO IT WITH FRESH, ISN'T IT?

- A LOT EASIER
AND A LOT MORE NATURAL.

IT'S GOING TO BE VERY PRETTY.
- OKAY.

KEN, I DON'T WANT YOU CARRYING
ANY PART OF IT.

NOT EVEN...
- LISA, I'VE GOT THE BIG PART.

- I REALLY DON'T.
- I'VE GOT THE BIG PART.

- HE'S THE CLUMSIEST PERSON.
- NO, NO, NO.

- KEN, STOP.
DON'T EVEN TOUCH IT.

I FEEL LIKE MY HOUSE IS
CENTRAL STATION RIGHT NOW.

PEOPLE COMING AND GOING
DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS.

I THINK I'VE SEEN PROBABLY
150 PEOPLE HERE TODAY.

SO IT'S ABSOLUTE BEDLAM.

I'M THINKING
"WHY DIDN'T WE GET MARRIED

AT THE BEVERLY HILLS HOTEL?"

- BEAUTIFUL BACKPACK.

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO PUT IN IT?

- MY SNACK.
- YES?

- THAT'S HER
BACK-TO-SCHOOL BACKPACK.

HONEY, THIS FOR THE WEDDING?
OR...

- BEAUTIFUL. WHAT TIME IS IT AT?

WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THERE
AT 6:30.

- BUT WE'RE GOING TO PICK UP
ADRIENNE FIRST.

'CAUSE SHE DOESN'T WANT
TO WALK THAT FAR IN HER HEELS.

- OKAY. both: [laugh]

- THAT'S HILARIOUS.
- WE'LL GO THERE FOR A DRINK.

THIS IS KIND OF,
LIKE, COMFORTABLE.

LIKE, KIND OF MAYBE... - UM...

- I MEAN, IT LOOKS PRETTIER ON.

I LOVE THIS PIECE.

- DADA, MY LUNCH BOX.

- OR, HONEY, THIS?
- THAT'S YOUR LUNCH BOX?

- HONEY, DID I WEAR THIS
TO SOMETHING ALREADY?

- THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL DRESS TOO.

- I'M THINKING THIS.

- THAT'S THE ONE I LIKE.

HONEY, THAT IS JUST HOT.

IS IT A BLACK TIE THING?

- I DON'T HAVE A BLACK TIE.

- HONEY, YOU'VE KNOWN
FOR TWO MONTHS

THAT THIS IS BLACK TIE.

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO
IF YOU DON'T HAVE A TUXEDO NOW?

WHY DID YOU DO THIS?

- I WAS THINKING
OF JUST PUTTING ON

MY DARK NAVY BLUE DOLCE SUIT.

- HONEY, YOU CAN'T WEAR
NAVY BLUE!

IT IS A BLACK TIE,
AND LISA WILL HAVE A COW

IF YOU'RE NOT IN A TUXEDO.

- SHE WON'T EVEN NOTICE.

- A BLACK TIE EVENT
IN BEVERLY HILLS

MEANS BLACK TIE... NOT NAVY.

THAT'S BLACK. - THANK YOU.

TOLD YOU IT WAS DARK, DARK NAVY.

- WHY DO YOU TELL ME THAT?
WHY DON'T YOU JUST

LET ME THINK IT'S BLACK?

- WHEN IS KEVIN COMING?

STILL WORRIED ABOUT THE HEAT
IN HERE.

- WE HAVE AIR BLOWING,
BUT YOU GUYS PICKED

THE HOTTEST DAY OF THE YEAR
TO GET MARRIED.

BUT BY THE TIME
GUESTS WALK IN HERE AT 7:00,

IT'LL BE NICE.

- OKAY, THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.
WHEN ARE THESE GOING UP?

- THESE WILL BE GOING UP
AS SOON AS THEY'RE DONE

WITH THOSE ROSES UP TOP.

GUARANTEE WHEN YOU WALK IN
AFTER THE CEREMONY,

IT'S GONNA BE BEAUTIFUL...
IT'S GONNA TO BE FINISHED.

- BUT NOW I'M FEELING...
I MEAN, IT'S BEAUTIFUL,

BUT I AM FEELING, UH...

- BECAUSE IT'S EARLY.

- KEVIN LEE, COME IN.
WHERE ARE YOU?

I NEED TO SEE KEVIN'S FACE.

OKAY, SO HOW MANY HOURS
HAVE WE GOT LEFT NOW

TO GET THIS ALL DONE?

TO ME, IT LOOKS
LIKE IT WON'T BE DONE.

BUT I... I'M ASSUMING
YOU'RE THE EXPERT... IT WILL BE.

- WE HAVE 5 HOURS AND 40 MINUTES
TILL THE FIRST GUEST ARRIVES.

THAT'S AGES
IN THE EVENT INDUSTRY.

- AND WE'VE PROBABLY GOT
5 HOURS AND 30 MINUTES

UNTIL KEVIN ARRIVES, RIGHT?

♪♪ ♪♪

- HELLO, HELLO.

- HEY, THERE YOU ARE!
- HI.

- I HEARD YOUR VOICE, PHYLLIS.
- MMM. GOOD TO SEE YOU.

- SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.

THANKS FOR COMING BY.
- OF COURSE.

- SO WE HAVE, UH,
PANDORA'S BIG DAY TODAY.

SO I WANT YOU
TO HELP ME PICK OUT A DRESS.

- LET'S SEE
SOME OF YOUR OPTIONS.

- YOU KNOW
IT COOLS DOWN AT NIGHT,

SO LET'S SEE.

OKAY.

THIS DRESS IS STUNNING.
- BEAUTIFUL.

- I LOVE THE TEXTURE.
AND IT'S LIGHT.

IT'S MADE FOR ME
BY PAMELA DENNIS, A DESIGNER.

I THINK IT'S PERFECT.

I LIKE THIS.
- LET'S SEE, LET'S SEE.

- AND THEN... BUT IT'S PURPLE

AND IT'S NOT... AND LOOK,

- IT'S SO PRETTY.

- BUT I KNOW LISA'S GOING
TO BE WEARING PINK.

- AND IT'S HER COLOR.
- I DON'T WANT TO TAKE IT AWAY.

AND THIS IS JUST
A SIMPLE BLACK DRESS,

AND I DIDN'T EVEN TAKE IT OUT.
I HAD IT DRY-CLEANED.

BUT I DIDN'T TAKE IT
OUT OF THE BAG YET.

SO I'M THINKING I'M GOING
TO WEAR THE PAMELA DENNIS DRESS.

- AND NO PINK IN SIGHT.

- WE'RE GOING TO LEAVE PINK
FOR LISA.

I'VE BEEN TO SOME ABSOLUTELY
EXQUISITE WEDDINGS

IN BEVERLY HILLS.

AND PEOPLE DO TRY
TO OUTDO ONE ANOTHER.

KNOWING LISA,
I EXPECT THE WEDDING

TO BE VANDER-FABULOUS,
JUST LIKE HER.

I GOT TO PUT ON MORE MAKEUP.

I DON'T FEEL EVEN. - OKAY.

- I CAN'T IMAGINE
WHAT I'M GOING TO FEEL LIKE

WHEN MASON... - [sighs]

- YOU KNOW, GETS MARRIED.

I'M GOING TO MISS HER SO MUCH.

- OH, THAT WOULD BE HARD.
- THAT'LL BE HARD.

IT'S HARD ALREADY
AS SHE'S STARTING

TO GAIN
MORE AND MORE INDEPENDENCE.

AND SHE'S ONLY GOING TO BE TEN.
- I KNOW.

- I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT TOO.

- WHAT ABOUT, UM, YOU?

- WHAT ABOUT ME? WHAT?

ABOUT GETTING MARRIED? - YEAH.

- I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.

I WAS BETRAYED,

AND I JUST NEEDED TIME TO HEAL
BEFORE I COULD GET

INTO A RELATIONSHIP
WITH SOMEBODY.

BUT I FINALLY
STARTED DATING SOMEONE.

HIS NAME IS DIMITRI.
I JUST MET THE POOR GUY.

[both laugh]

- OKAY, YOU DON'T HAVE
TO MARRY HIM YET.

BUT WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I HAVE TO TIE UP
IN MY PERSONAL LIFE.

WE STILL HAVEN'T SETTLED
OUR FINANCES, KELSEY AND I.

AND I'M STILL GOING THROUGH
THIS CUSTODY BATTLE.

SO, I MEAN, THERE ARE THINGS
THAT I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF.

- BUT NOT EVEN HIM... SOMEDAY.
- SOMEDAY.

- SOMEDAY, SOMEONE.

WOULD YOU? COULD YOU?

- COULD I? I'D HAVE TO LEARN

TO TRUST AGAIN,
AFTER WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH.

BUT I BELIEVE IN MARRIAGE.

AND I BELIEVE IN LOVE. SO...

- HI, HONEY.

- HAVE YOU TAKEN A LOOK?
- FABULOUS.

- AMAZING, AMAZING, AMAZING.
- I LOVE IT.

OH, I LOVE THAT. PERFECT.

- EVERYTHING'S WORKING OUT
PUTTING IT TOGETHER.

- WONDERFUL.

- KEVIN, IT'S SO HOT.
- OH, MY GOD.

OH, MWAH! MWAH! - MY GOODNESS.

IT IS CRA...
I MEAN, IT LOOKS UNBELIEVABLE.

- ARE YOU EXCITED?
- I AM. BUT I'M SO HOT.

I'M SO FRICKING WORRIED
ABOUT THIS HEAT.

- WHY ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT...
WHAT?

- I'M WORRIED ABOUT EVERYTHING.

- OH, COME ON, IT'S MY JOB.
DON'T WORRY, DARLING.

- I KNOW, BUT...
- BUT I'M JUST...

LOOK AT THIS.

IT'S JUST GLORIOUS. SO FABULOUS.

- IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
IT'S AMAZING.

BUT WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO
ABOUT THE TEMPERATURE?

- DON'T WORRY... IT'S MY
JOB TO WORRY ABOUT, ALL RIGHT?

JUST GO AND RELAX.
YOU NEED A MARTINI?

I GET YOU ONE, ALL RIGHT?

- YOU ARE THE BEST.

- YOU'RE GOING
TO BE JUST GORGEOUS.

- AND IT WAS NICE OF YOU
TO SHOW UP FINALLY.

- OF COURSE, OF COURSE I AM.

OF COURSE I AM.
- THANK YOU. THANKS, DARLING.

- LOVE YOU.
- WOW. DOES LOOK BEAUTIFUL.

- MORE BLING, BLING, BLING,
BLING, BLING.

THAT'S ALL WE NEED.
- CHI-CHI-CHI.

- CHI-CHI-CHIC.
BEVERLY HILLS, RIGHT?

Announcer: COMING UP...

- TO SEE HER STANDING
AT THE TOP OF THE STAIRS

AND COMING DOWN LOOKING LIKE
A FAIRY-TALE PRINCESS...

I COULDN'T BE HAPPIER FOR HER.

♪♪ ♪♪

- HI.
- HELLO, MY BEAUTY.

MWAH! MWAH! HELLO.

OH, YOU LOOK GREAT. - [laughs]

- LOOK AT YOU...
ALL THE PINK STUFF I BOUGHT YOU.

[laughter] EVERYTHING GOOD?

[overlapping chatter]

- WE'VE ONLY, UM, WE'VE ONLY GOT

ONE MAKEUP ARTIST, OKAY? SO...

- I DON'T KNOW
IF IT'S GOING TO BE ENOUGH.

- DO YOU THINK IT'S GOING
TO BE ENOUGH?

- WELL, I THINK IF WE DO
THE BASE OURSELF.

- YEAH, WE CAN DO THE HAIR,
WE CAN DO THE BASE.

- THEN WHEN SHE'S DONE WITH ME,
MAYBE THEY COULD...

I DON'T THINK
IT'S GOING TO BE ENOUGH, THOUGH.

- WELL, LET ME JUST ASK HER.
OKAY.

HERE SHE IS.

- HI, GIRLS. all: HI.

- I'M KORRIE.
NICE TO MEET YOU GUYS.

- DO YOU THINK
IT'S GOING TO BE ENOUGH

OR NOT? FOR ONE.
CAN YOU DO ALL OF THEM?

- UM, I MIGHT NEED SOME HELP.

- LIKE, I'VE GOT ANOTHER ONE.
I HAVE ACTUALLY GOT

ANOTHER MAKEUP ARTIST.
[laughter]

- DO YOU THINK...
DO YOU THINK TWO IS GOING

TO BE ENOUGH? - PROBABLY.

- I'VE GOT ANOTHER ONE.
[laughter]

- WAIT, ARE YOU SISTERS?
- YES.

[laughter] - WE'RE HERE TO HELP.

SO WE'RE GOING
TO HAVE FUN TODAY.

- IT'S ALL OKAY.
- WE'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.

- IF THAT'S NOT ENOUGH,
I'VE GOT ANOTHER ONE.

[laughter]

- NO MORE.
- LOVE THE WAY IT SCARED ME.

- HEY, THERE.

[overlapping chatter]
- THAT IS COMING OFF!

- I KNOW, I KNOW.
- THAT IS COMING OFF.

[overlapping chatter] - HI, MOM.

- HI, DARLING.
- HOW ARE YOU?

- OH, I'M OKAY.
BUT THIS IS COMING OFF.

CAN ANYBODY TAKE THIS OFF?

[overlapping chatter]

- DARLING? DARLING?
- I'M SORRY?

- THIS IS COMING OFF.

YOU PROMISED ME
THAT WOULD COME OFF.

- I'LL DO IT RIGHT HERE.
- NO, DON'T DO IT...

- I'LL DO IT.
- I'LL DO IT.

DO YOU WANT TO DO IT?

- WE ALL CAN DO IT.
- OKAY.

- SHOULD WE GO GET READY THEN?

- YOU GO INTO THE CLEAN ROOM
AND START GETTING READY.

[overlapping chatter]
ALL RIGHT, DARLING.

- BYE.

- DO YOUR MOTHER A FAVOR.
GET RID OF THAT, PLEASE.

- ARE WE TAKING PICTURES
OR SOMETHING AT 3:00?

- YEAH, BUT NOT WITH THAT THING
ON YOUR HEAD.

IT LOOKS LIKE A SQUIRREL.

PLEASE. - I KNOW, MOM.

- A FERRET.
- SEE YOU LATER.

♪♪ ♪♪

- I MEAN, DON'T YOU THINK
THIS IS A BIT RIDICULOUS?

- WHAT?
- I MEAN,

WE'VE GOT AN HOUR, AND NOW
YOU WANT TO WRITE A SPEECH?

- I'VE WRITTEN THE SPEECH.

I JUST NEED YOU
TO ALTER IT FOR ME A BIT.

BUT LET'S JUST DO
HIS CLOTHING FIRST.

HE'S GOT... TWO CHOICES.

THIS ONE, BUT I THINK...
- IT'S TOO HOT.

- IT MIGHT BE TOO HOT
AROUND THE, UM...

- JUST WEARS HIS TUX.
IT'S BLACK TIE.

- CAN'T JUST WEAR HIS BLACK TIE.

HE'S GOT TO HAVE
A JACKET AS WELL.

AND THIS IS WHAT HE'S GOING
TO LOOK LIKE.

HERE, IT'LL BE LIKE THIS.

LOOK AT GIGGY. LOOK.

- IT'S RIDICULOUS, BUT OKAY.

- THAT'S HIM.
- OKAY, THAT'S GOOD.

- OKAY, SPEECH.

- OKAY.

- I-I HAVEN'T GOT
MY PRESENTATION RIGHT YET.

DON'T HURT MY FEELINGS, OKAY?

I STAND UP AND DO THIS.

- WELL, YOU'RE NOT
DOING THIS NOW.

I'M NOT DOING THIS NOW.
ABSOLUTELY NOT.

- NO?
- NO.

JUST DO IT ON YOUR OWN, DARLING.

- I'VE GOT TO DO THIS
IN FRONT OF 200 PEOPLE.

- NO, JUST DO IT ON YOUR OWN.
- I'LL JUST TRY A LITTLE BIT.

- [laughs] NO. IT'S TOO LATE.

DON'T ASK ME TO DO A SPEECH,

LIKE, 20 MINUTES BEFORE
OUR DAUGHTER GETS MARRIED.

YOU GO PRACTICE IT
ON YOUR OWN, OKAY?

- BUT I'VE GOT TO WRITE IT OUT.
I DON'T WANT TO WRITE...

- [groans] AH!

- THANKS A LOT.

I HELPED YOU
WRITE SPEECHES BEFORE.

"I WOULD LIKE TO THANK EVERYBODY

"FOR BEING HERE,

"AND SEEING THESE TWO
WONDERFUL YOUNG THINGS

JOIN TOGETHER THEIR LIVES."

- OH, YOUR MAKEUP LOOKS
GORGEOUS.

YOU'RE GOOD. - I LOOK GREAT.

I'M SO EXCITED.

- YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
- THANK YOU.

IS THE MAKEUP OKAY? - BEAUTIFUL.

- I LIKE YOUR SHINIES
THAT YOU'RE WEARING.

- ARE YOU SURE?

- YEAH.
- YOU REALLY WANT ME TO WEAR IT?

- YEAH. I BOUGHT IT FOR YOU.

- AND SHE WAS VERY SPECIFIC.
SHE WANTED ME

TO WEAR A PINK DRESS
WITH DIAMONDS ON.

AND THIS LITTLE TIARA.

I DON'T THINK IT'S REALLY
MY PLACE TO BE WEARING A TIARA.

BUT THAT'S WHAT SHE WANTS ME
TO WEAR, SO I'LL WEAR IT.

HEY, IF SHE WANTED ME
TO WEAR MY KNICKERS ON MY HEAD,

I'D WEAR IT.

WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME.

♪♪ ♪♪

- ROSIA.
- YEAH.

- OH, WOW, YOU LOOK SO CUTE.

- OH, THANK YOU.
- OH, YOU LOOK SO PRETTY.

- THANK YOU.
- YOU HAVE TO [laughs]

BE LIKE THAT EVERY DAY.
- [laughs]

- YOU COULD WEAR
SOME HIGHER HEELS.

- I FORGOT.
- WEAR MINE.

WEAR MINE.
- IT'S OKAY, BECAUSE I...

- EVERYBODY ALWAYS HAS PEOPLE
TO PUT THEIR BOW TIES ON...

PEOPLE TO DO THEIR...
- OH, GIGGY.

- HOLD HIM SO I CAN PUT
HIS BOW TIE ON.

- OKAY, SO LET'S PUT IT ON.

PIKACHU, LOLLIPOP, LET'S GO.

- HOLD HIM, DARLING.

- WOW, YOU LOOK FANTASTIC.

- TO SEE HER STANDING
AT THE TOP OF THE STAIRS

AND COME DOWN LOOKING
LIKE A FAIRY-TALE PRINCESS...

[whispers]
I COULDN'T BE HAPPIER FOR HER.

- YOU LOOK FANTASTIC,
BEAUTIFUL, AMAZING.

- [sniffles]

- I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY.

THE REST WILL FOLLOW, OKAY?

- [sniffles]

- IF JASON LOVES YOU
HALF AS MUCH AS I DO,

YOU'RE A LUCKY GIRL.

- YES.

- I LOVE YOU.

- COME ON. YOU'RE READY.

- OKAY. LET'S GO.
- OKAY, GOOD.

- I WANT TO CONVERT...
- ADRIENNE!

COME ON, HONEY.
- FROM CATHOLICISM TO JUDAISM.

- YOU DO, REALLY?
YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT IT?

- BECAUSE WE HAVE FUN WEDDINGS.
[laughter]

[indistinct]
NO, I LOVE THE IDEOLOGY.

I LOVE THE WHOLE...
- IT'S THE BEST...

- I LOVE THE WAY THAT THE
YARMULKE REPRESENTS SOMETHING

ABOVE... AND NOT ABOUT YOURSELF.

IT KEEPS YOU, LIKE, GROUNDED.
'CAUSE IT'S GOT TO BE ALWAYS...

- IT'S GOD TOUCHING YOU.
- SOMETHING TO REMIND YOU...

- I LIKE THE WAY
THE YARMULKE LOOKS.

[laughter]

- I LOVE AN EXTRA ACCESSORY
TO HAVE.

- I LOVE THE IDEA OF KNOWING
THAT THAT REPRESENTS

THAT THERE'S SOMEBODY ABOVE US.

- HERE SHE IS.
- HI.

[overlapping chatter]

- HELLO!
- MWAH! MWAH! MWAH!

- YOU LOOK STUNNING!
- YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.

- LOOK AT THAT DRESS.
- NICE TO SEE YOU.

- YOU LOOK LIKE A MERMAID.
- THANK YOU.

- OH, ABSOLUTELY STUNNING.
- MWAH!

- ALL RIGHT,
THEN YOU GUYS READY TO GO?

- OKAY, SHALL WE?
- ADRIENNE,

DO YOU MIND HAVING SOMEONE
DRIVE US OVER THERE?

- IT'S BEEN DONE BEFORE.

- [laughs]

♪♪ ♪♪

- IT DEFINITELY LOOKED
LIKE A MILLION-DOLLAR WEDDING.

I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH HE SPENT,

BUT LISA IS SMART ENOUGH

TO NOT SPEND THAT MUCH MONEY.

- THE BACKYARD WAS DECORATED
BEAUTIFULLY.

THE FLOWERS WERE MAGNIFICENT.

LISA OUTDID HERSELF.

[romantic music]

♪♪ ♪♪

- PLEASE STAND.

- SEEING PANDORA AND KEN
WALK DOWN THE AISLE...

[sniffling]

WHAT MORE
COULD A MOTHER ASK FOR?

- WHO GIVES THIS WOMAN
TO BE MARRIED TO THIS MAN?

- I'M NOT GIVING HER AWAY.
I'M SHARING HER.

[laughter]

I DO.

- AND SO LET US BEGIN
THIS WONDERFUL CEREMONY

IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER
AND OF THE SON

AND OF THE HOLY SPIRIT. AMEN.

- YOU SPEND YOUR LIFE

READY TO PUSH YOUR CHILDREN
OUT OF THE NEST.

I WOULD DO ANYTHING

TO TURN THE CLOCK BACK 25 YEARS,

AND DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN.

- I NOW AM PROUD AND HAPPY
TO PRESENT TO YOU,

AS HUSBAND AND WIFE,
PANDORA AND JASON SABO.

[laughs] [cheering, applause]

YOU MAY NOW KISS THE BRIDE.

Announcer: COMING UP...

♪♪ ♪♪

- CONGRATULATIONS, GUYS.

[dance music]

♪♪ ♪♪

- PAUL AND I HAD A FABULOUS TIME
AT THE WEDDING.

I THINK WE DANCED
FOR TWO HOURS... NON-STOP.

♪♪ ♪♪

- ADRIENNE DANCED HER ASS OFF.

I WAS SO IMPRESSED.

AND, UH,
PAUL WAS PRETTY IMPRESSIVE ALSO.

[upbeat music]

♪♪ ♪♪

- EVERYTHING...
FROM THE FLORAL ARRANGEMENTS

TO THE LIGHTING,
TO THE CHANDELIERS.

IT WAS JUST SUCH A LOVELY EVENT.

♪♪ ♪♪

- LISA HAS TRANSFORMED
THIS TENNIS COURT

INTO A WONDERLAND...
A PINK WONDERLAND.

I MEAN, SHE HAS TURNED
HER BACKYARD

INTO A FIVE-STAR HOTEL.

[utensil clinking on glass]

- HELLO, EVERYBODY.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.

ACTUALLY, IT'S PROBABLY
BREAKING TRADITION

FOR THE MOTHER OF THE BRIDE
TO SPEAK.

BUT, UM, IT'S SO GOOD
TO SEE ALL OF YOU.

UM, LIFE IS, YOU KNOW,

SOMETIMES COMPLICATED
AND CHALLENGING,

AND THERE ARE MOMENTS LIKE THIS
THAT ARE SO BEAUTIFUL

AND SO IMPORTANT IN OUR LIVES,

THAT TO HAVE ALL OF YOU
SURROUND US

JUST MAKES IT
EVEN MORE IMPORTANT.

AND I JUST WANT TO SAY,
PANDORA, JUST AS YOUR MOTHER,

YOU HAVE BEEN
AN ABSOLUTE DELIGHT,

AND IT HAS BEEN AN HONOR
TO BE YOUR MOTHER.

- THANK YOU, DARLING.
THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL.

[titters]

HI, EVERYBODY.

[guests chuckling]

- I WOULD LIKE
TO THANK EVERYBODY

FOR BEING HERE TODAY

TO SHARE OUR JOY

OF SEEING THESE TWO
WONDERFUL YOUNG PEOPLE

JOIN TOGETHER THEIR LIVES.

I'VE NEVER SEEN
A PRETTIER WEDDING...

NOR A PRETTIER COUPLE.
YOU BELONG TOGETHER.

YOU LOOK DIVINE TOGETHER.

[applause, cheering]

SIMPLY DIVINE.

I WANT TO SAY, PANDORA,

YOU HAVE BEEN AND ALWAYS WILL BE

MY DARLING DAUGHTER...

ALWAYS.

TODAY,
JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE MARRIED,

DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT
THAT YOU WILL ALWAYS BE

MY LITTLE GIRL.

I LOVE YOU. I REALLY LOVE YOU.

AND MAYBE YOU WILL LET ME
HAVE THE NEXT DANCE.

- TH... THANK YOU ALL. [applause]

♪♪ I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING ♪♪

♪♪ WITH A SONG ON MY BREATH ♪♪

♪♪ AND IT'S JUST BETWEEN US ♪♪

♪♪ THIS MELODY WE'VE CREATED ♪♪

♪♪ AND I HOPE YOU CAN HEAR IT ♪♪

♪♪ WHEN YOU'RE NOT HERE
BESIDE ME ♪♪

♪♪ ♪♪

♪♪ I DON'T KNOW WHERE I'D BE
WITHOUT YOU BESIDE ME ♪♪

[applause]

♪♪ WHENEVER YOU'RE HERE ♪♪

♪♪ I'M ALREADY HOME ♪♪

- GIVE IT UP, YOU GUYS, COME ON.

- CONGRATULATIONS, GUYS.

[applause]

[upbeat music]

♪♪ ♪♪

- EVERYTHING ALMOST READY,
GLENN?

- YEAH, WE ARE ALMOST READY
TO GO.

YOU HAVE YOUR GUESTS COMING YET?
- I MEAN, YOU ACT

LIKE THERE'S,
LIKE, 50 PEOPLE COMING.

YOU'RE SCARING ME.
- WELL, I LIKE TO FEED PEOPLE.

- I KNOW YOU DO.

IT'S JUST US GIRLS, YOU KNOW.

- WAIT, WHAT'S THAT?
- SPICY TUNA ON TORTILLA CHIPS.

- NO. CAN I HAVE ONE?

THIS LOOKS GOOD.

- YOU NEED ME FOR ANYTHING?

- I'M GOOD, THANK YOU.

- I'M NOT GOING TO BOTHER
YOU GUYS TOO MUCH.

I'M GOING TO WATCH THE GAME
OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

- OKAY, WELL, COME SAY HI.

- I WILL.

Both: HEY! - HOW ARE YOU?

- FINE, THANKS. HOW ARE YOU?

- GOOD.
- YOU LOOK AMAZING.

- THANK YOU. SINCE RUSSELL DIED,

THE GIRLS HAVE NOT SEEN
A LOT OF TAYLOR.

IT'S TIME FOR HER TO COME BACK
TO HER FRIENDS

SO WE CAN SUPPORT HER.

- HI, GUYS.
- HOW ARE YOU?

- HI.
- LOOK AT YOU, YOU HAVE LUGGAGE.

- HI, I KNOW. ACTUALLY...

- DID YOU AND PAUL HAVE A FIGHT?

[laughter]

- I'M KIDDING.
- WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME.

HEY. - HI. HELLO. MWAH!

- ACTUALLY, NO,

I BROUGHT SOME OF MY SHOES
THAT I JUST WANTED

TO SHOW YOU. - OH, HOW CUTE.

- HELLO.

All: HELLO. - HEY.

I HAVE SOME MEDICINE FOR YOU.

- MEDICINE, OH, MY GOD.

- HELLO, YOU TWO.
- YOU SIT HERE,

I'LL SIT HERE.
WANT TO SIT THERE?

- I HAVE A LISA OUTFIT...
A LEATHER SKIRT

AND A PINK SHIRT. - PERFECT.

I LIKE YOU THAT WAY. YES.

SO LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR...
- MY HUNKA HUNKA...

- YOUR BURNING HUNK OF LOVE.
HE'S A GREEK GOD.

- YEAH, HE'S GREAT.
[overlapping chatter]

- SO BIG HANDS, BIG FEET...
NO BIG DISAPPOINTMENT.

- NO, I'M NOT DISAPPOINTED
AT ALL.

[laughter]
- EXTREMELY REWARDING.

- OKAY.
- TWO OR THREE TIMES A DAY,

- OH, MY GOSH.

- HOW ARE YOU?

- TAYLOR'S HERE.

- I DON'T EVEN KNOCK ANYMORE,
KYLE.

- IS THAT MY GIRL?
- YES.

HERE, GO PLAY WITH BUSHY.
YOU LOOK SO NICE.

- OH, HOW ARE YOU?
- YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GOOD.

[overlapping chatter]
I MISS EVERYONE.

I'VE MISSED YOU ALL.
- HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN SO LONG.

Both: MMM.

- YOU LOOK AMAZING.
- THANK YOU.

I LOVE THIS COLOR ON YOU.
- THANK YOU.

- IS KIM COMING?
- SHE'S NOT COMING.

- OKAY, NEVER MIND.

EVEN THOUGH MY RELATIONSHIP
WITH KIM

IS BETTER THAN IT WAS
A YEAR AGO,

THE SECOND I'M HONEST AND
CONFRONT KIM ABOUT ANYTHING,

IT'S A FIGHT.

SO IN ORDER FOR US TO GET ALONG,

I JUST HAVE TO NOT SAY ANYTHING.

AND THAT'S
NOT A REAL RELATIONSHIP.

THIS IS SO FUN
HAVING ALL OF YOU GUYS HERE.

- WE MISS KIM, THOUGH.

SHE MISSES THE BEST TIMES.

- I'D LOVE YOU TO GO HANDCUFF
HER AND DRAG HER OUT.

- I KNOW, BELIEVE ME THERE ARE
TIMES I WANT TO GO HANDCUFF HER

AND DRAG HER OUT.
- BUT ONCE SHE GETS OUT,

SHE HAS FUN. - MM-HMM.

- YES, SHE DOES.
- DON'T YOU THINK?

- I'VE GOT TO SHOW YOU
SOME OF THE PICTURES.

- OH, I'D LOVE TO SEE THEM.
- I JUST BROUGHT A FEW,

BECAUSE THEY HAVEN'T DONE THE...

- IT WAS ONE
OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WEDDINGS

I'VE EVER SEEN. - WAS IT?

[overlapping chatter]

- IT WAS SO PRETTY, RIGHT?

- OH, MY GOD.
- OH, THAT'S PRETTY.

- ISN'T THAT SWEET?
- IT'S GORGEOUS.

- I NEED TO SEE IT UP CLOSE.

- WOW, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.

- SO BEAUTIFUL.
- THE FLOWERS ARE BEAUTIFUL.

- LOOK AT THIS.
LOOK HOW SWEET THIS IS.

- OH, IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL.
- HER DRESS WAS GORGEOUS, TOO.

- SHE MADE THOSE ROSES
AND SEWED THEM ON HER DRESS.

- SHE DID?
- WELL, WE ALL SAT THERE

SEWING THEM ON, BUT YEAH.

- WELL, LET HER HAVE
A LITTLE CREDIT, COME ON.

- OKAY, THAT'S TRUE.
- SHE MADE THEM.

- OH.

- THAT'S A GREAT PICTURE OF KEN.
HE LOOKS SO HAPPY.

DID THE DAY GO OFF
WITHOUT A HITCH?

- IT WAS PERFECT.
- NOTHING WENT WRONG?

- NO, IT DIDN'T.
- OKAY, RIGHT THERE

YOU LOOK NERVOUS.
- YOU LOOK NERVOUS.

WERE YOU NERVOUS?
- UM, YEAH, MAYBE.

GETTING HER BY THE POOL

AND HOPING SHE DIDN'T FALL IN
THROUGH THE EDGE OF THE POOL!

- I'D SAY THE BAND WAS GREAT.

- YEAH, THE BAND
WAS REALLY GOOD.

- THEY WERE GOOD.

- I LOVE THIS PICTURE.
THIS SAYS IT ALL... LOOK.

- [gasp] OH, THAT'S PRETTY.

- IT'S GORGEOUS.
- LISA, YOU'RE HOGGING UP

THIS PICTURE, I'M SORRY.

[laughter]

announcer: COMING UP...

- I WANT TO KNOW
WHAT YOU'VE BEEN DOING.

- YOU WANT TO KNOW
WHAT SHE'S BEEN DOING?

- RIGHT THERE.
- OH, MY GOSH!

- IT FEELS LIKE
I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU GUYS

IN SO LONG. - YOU LOOK GORGEOUS.

- BUT I THINK THIS IS THE BEST
I'VE EVER SEEN...

I MEAN, YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
- YEAH, YOU LOOK AMAZING.

- WELL, YOU ALWAYS
ARE BEAUTIFUL.

BUT YOU LOOK GLOWY BEAUTIFUL.

- OKAY, GOOD.
I'LL TAKE THAT, YEAH.

- HOW'S KENNEDY DOING?
- YOU KNOW,

SHE'S DOING BETTER ALL THE TIME.

- SHE'S SO YOUNG
THAT THAT'S ON YOUR SIDE.

- EACH DAY IS GOING
TO GET EASIER, SO...

THESE LADIES ARE MY FAMILY.

I DON'T THINK THAT WE WOULD GET
AS ANGRY WITH EACH OTHER

AS WE DO
IF WE DIDN'T LOVE EACH OTHER.

I'M SO THANKFUL
THAT THEY'RE IN MY LIFE.

I WANT TO KNOW
WHAT YOU'VE BEEN DOING.

I KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING.
- YOU WANT TO KNOW

WHAT SHE'S BEEN DOING? - I DO.

[laughter]

- RIGHT THERE.
- OH, MY GOSH!

IT'S A GROWNUP?
[overlapping chatter]

- I THINK GOING THROUGH
WHAT WE ALL WENT THROUGH...

YOU NEED TO BE HONEST!

'CAUSE THAT'S NOT COOL.

MADE US CLOSER

AND REALIZE HOW IMPORTANT
LIFE IS.

- YOU'RE NOT ON YOUR OWN.

- IN THE END, IT ALL BROUGHT US
EVEN CLOSER THAN WE WERE.

- I HAVEN'T SEEN AN ADULT
WITH A BODY LIKE...

- I LOOKED AND I SAID,
"HOW OLD IS HE?

21?"
- ADULTS HAVE BODIES LIKE THAT.

- OKAY, WE'LL LIVE VICARIOUSLY
THROUGH YOU, DARLING.

IT'S BEEN SURPRISING...

THE JOURNEY THAT
THESE FRIENDSHIPS HAVE TAKEN.

SERIOUS?
FOUR HOURS NEXT TO ARMSTRONG?

JESUS, OH...

UNEXPECTED TWISTS AND TURNS.

- WE'RE GOING TO BE FRIENDS.
- OKAY.

DON'T JUDGE PEOPLE TOO QUICKLY.

ALL WILL BECOME EVIDENT
IN THE END.

- I WANT TO GIVE EVERYBODY
A PAIR OF SHOES

THAT THEY LIKE. - 6 1/2, MINE.

- 6 1/2.

- A LONG WAYS...
IT'S A FASHION SHOW.

- I KNOW, I KNOW.

- YEAH, WELL DONE.
- I KNOW.

- YEAH.
- THESE COME IN NUDE,

SO IF ANYBODY'S GETTING
MARRIED...

- MAYBE KIM WILL.
- MAYBE I WILL GET MARRIED

AT SOME POINT.

- I'M REALLY LATE.
- LIKE A PERIOD LATE?

- ALMOST THREE MONTHS.

- THREE MONTHS?

- [grunts]

- I THINK KYLE SHOULD
MAKE THE [indistinct].

- I FEEL LUCKY TO HAVE YOU GUYS
ALL IN MY LIFE.

I REALLY DO. all: AW.

- AND I KNOW THAT YOU GUYS HAVE
ALL BEEN THERE FOR EACH OTHER.

OBVIOUSLY YOU'VE GONE THROUGH
SUCH A HARD TIME, BUT...

- I KNOW, BUT YOU GUYS
HAVE ALL BEEN THERE FOR ME.

- FOR THE GOOD AND THE BAD.

I FEEL FORTUNATE
TO HAVE YOU ALL IN MY LIFE.

- THE GOOD, THE BAD,
AND THE UGLY.

- I DO, I FEEL FORTUNATE
TO HAVE YOU ALL IN MY LIFE.

I LOVE MY SISTER.

I FEEL THAT MY TRYING TO HELP

AND EVERY TIME SHE ENDS UP
BEING ANGRY WITH ME, SO...

I JUST STEP AWAY.

- HE'S TRYING TO WORK
ON YOUR FACE... DO YOU REALLY

WANT TO KEEP TALKING...
- OH, YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER.

THANKS.

- LET'S DRINK TO THAT.
- YEAH.

- LET'S DRINK TO THAT.
- AS WE DO TO EVERYTHING ELSE.

[laughter]

- LOOKING BACK ON THIS YEAR,

IS SEE THE ROLLERCOASTER
OF EMOTIONS

THAT WE'VE ALL EXPERIENCED.
- IF YOU CAN'T BE MY FRIEND,

JUST PLEASE DON'T BE MY ENEMY.

- AND WE HAVE FOUND A WAY

TO ALSO BE SUPPORTIVE
OF EACH OTHER.

AND I THINK OVERALL

WE'VE COME OUT STRONGER
AS WOMEN.

- HERE WE GO AGAIN. [laughter]

- THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

- TO LEARN MORE
ABOUT THE HOUSEWIVES,