The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (2010–…): Season 2, Episode 21 - Reunion Part 1 - full transcript

The Beverly Hills bombshells sit down with Andy Cohen to re-live and re-hash the season's most controversial and talked about moments. It's meltdown and makeup central as the ladies come ...

Announcer: TONIGHT...

- I'VE NEVER SOLD A STORY
IN MY LIFE.

- I DON'T BELIEVE THAT
FOR A MINUTE.

- AND I WON'T
BE ACCUSED OF THAT.

Announcer: THE EPIC THREE-PART
BEVERLY HILLS REUNION BEGINS.

- SAY, "I WILL KILL YOU"?

"I WILL TAKE YOUR LIFE
AWAY FROM YOU"?

- I'M GONNA KNOCK YOU OUT.

- IN SOME WAYS, YOU MISS
THE CONTROL AND ABUSE.

YOU THINK THAT
THERE'S A POSSIBILITY

THAT THIS COULD BE A MURDER?



- SHE SAYS, "I WANT TO
SLEEP WITH YOUR HUSBAND."

- ALL THE TIME.

- THAT'S WHAT SHE SAYS.

- RAWR!

- WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
LOOKING SEXY VERSUS SLUTTY?

- LABIA?

- LEAVING A LITTLE SOMETHING
TO THE IMAGINATION.

- WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

- IT WAS SO ABUSIVE, IT WAS
SO VIOLENT, I WAS SHOCKED.

- YOU WOULD NEVER SAY THAT
TO MY FACE, LISA.

- I FIND THAT
DIFFICULT TO BELIEVE.

- FOR THE FIRST TIME,
KIM RICHARDS SPEAKS

ABOUT LIFE AFTER REHAB.

CAN YOU TELL US
WHAT YOU SOUGHT TREATMENT FOR?



- YEAH, I'M AN ALCOHOLIC.

I'M AN ALCOHOLIC.

- JUST HIT ME
SO WE CAN GET THIS OVER WITH.

- AH!
- I FIGHT BACK.

- I DON'T APPRECIATE
YOU SAYING THAT.

- HEY, EVERYBODY, WELCOME TO

THE REAL HOUSEWIVES
OF BEVERLY HILLS REUNION.

I'M ANDY COHEN AND JOINING ME
ARE THE DAZZLING AND DIVINE

LADIES OF BEVERLY HILLS.

CAMILLE DONATACCI GRAMMER, HI.

- HELLO, ANDY.

- LISA VANDERPUMP.

- OH, ANDY.

- KYLE RICHARDS, HI.

- HELLO, ANDY.

- TAYLOR ARMSTRONG, HI.
- HI.

- HELLO, ANDY.

- HI, ADRIENNE MALOOF.

WELL, KIM RICHARDS
IS NOT WITH US TONIGHT.

AS MOST OF YOU KNOW,
KIM CHECKED HERSELF

INTO AN ALCOHOL AND DRUG
TREATMENT FACILITY IN DECEMBER.

SHE'S FOCUSING
ON HER RECOVERY TONIGHT.

HOW IS SHE DOING, KYLE?

- SHE'S DOING
REALLY, REALLY WELL.

- WHAT DID SHE GO TO REHAB FOR?

- THAT, REALLY, I THINK
IS A QUESTION

THAT MY SISTER SHOULD ANSWER.

I DON'T WANT TO SPEAK FOR KIM.

SHE WILL BE HAPPY TO SPEAK WHEN
SHE'S, YOU KNOW, FINISHED THERE,

BUT I THINK SHE
SHOULD ANSWER THAT QUESTION.

- LADIES, WHAT WAS YOUR REACTION
WHEN YOU HEARD THE NEWS

THAT KIM HAD GONE TO REHAB?

- WELL, I THINK WE WERE ALL
AWARE THAT SOMETHING WAS OFF.

I MEAN, WE WERE, BUT WE DIDN'T
KNOW QUITE WHAT IT WAS.

IT WAS VERY DIFFICULT TO
KIND OF ASCERTAIN,

YOU KNOW,
WHAT WAS GOING ON WITH HER,

BUT I THINK THAT SHE
WOULDN'T HAVE GONE WITHOUT,

YOU KNOW,
REALLY NEEDED TO BE THERE.

I MEAN, SHE OBVIOUSLY
HAD TO SORT SOMETHING OUT.

- ADRIENNE, YOU PROBABLY SPENT,
SECOND TO KYLE,

THE MOST TIME WITH KIM
THIS SEASON.

- WELL, FIRST I HAVE TO SAY
THAT IT TAKES A LOT OF COURAGE

TO DO WHAT SHE'S DONE,
AND OBVIOUSLY

IT'S A STEP
IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.

- YES.

- WELL, IT HAS BEEN A SEASON
LIKE NO OTHER,

AS PROVEN BY THE OVERWHELMING
NUMBER OF EMAILS WE GOT

GET RIGHT TO THE QUESTIONS,
OKAY?

WE'RE GONNA START OUT LIGHT
AND THEN GO HEAVY.

[laughter]
MEGAN FROM NORTH LAKE, ILLINOIS,

WONDERED, "ADRIENNE, ARE THERE
ANY OTHER FOODS BESIDES CHICKEN

THAT YOU PUT SOAP ON
BEFORE COOKING?"

[laughter]

- DID YOU JUST PUT SOAP ON HIM?
- YEAH.

- YOU DIDN'T.

- WELL, OF COURSE.
- YOU PUT SOAP ON HIM?

- I WANT TO WASH IT.

WELL, FIRST OF ALL,
NOW YOU KNOW WHY I DON'T COOK.

SO THERE'S MY ANSWER TO THAT.

UM, YOU KNOW, I THINK I WASHED...
IF I WERE TO WASH VEGETABLES,

I'D PUT SOAP ON THEM. [laughter]

SERIOUSLY, GO TO WHOLE FOODS.

THERE'S VEGETABLE WASHED
DOWN THE AISLE.

- THAT'S RIGHT, THERE IS.
- THERE'S A WHOLE SECTION OF IT.

- YEAH, BUT IT WAS HAND SOAP.

IT WAS HAND SOAP.
THAT WAS THE POINT.

- YEAH, BUT IT WAS
ANTI-BACTERIAL HAND SOAP

THAT WAS ORGANIC,
SO THERE YOU GO.

[laughter]
- THAT'S WHY I HAVE BERNIE.

- ANDREA FROM SHERMAN OAKS,
CALIFORNIA, SAYS

"AT THE WHITE PARTY,
BRANDY REVEALED

THAT SHE MADE OUT WITH CAMILLE
DURING THEIR TRIP TO VEGAS."

- [laughs]
- CAMILLE, WHAT'S THE DIRT?

- WE DID NOT MAKE OUT. [laughs]

WE DANCED.

[techno music]

- OH, THERE WAS A LITTLE
FONDLING GOING ON THERE.

- THERE WAS... SHE DID
PUT HER HANDS ON MY...

- BUTT.
- BUTT.

[both laugh]

- ON MY DERRIERE.

- OKAY.
- BUT THERE WAS NO MAKING OUT.

- OKAY.
- WE WEREN'T SWAPPING SPIT

OR ANYTHING.

- LAUREN FROM SPRINGDALE,
ARKANSAS, SAYS,

"LISA, COMPARING YOUR BODY SHAPE
TO LAST SEASON'S,

"YOUR BACKSIDE HAS GOTTEN
VERY BOOTYLICIOUS.

TELL THE TRUTH,
DID YOU GET A BUTT IMPLANT?"

- NO, I HAVE, LIKE,
BIG KNICKERS WITH, LIKE,

BUTT IMPLANTS IN THEM THAT
I... KYLE SOMETIMES...

- NO, YOU DON'T.
- NO, I DON'T.

- BUT YOU DO... YOU HAVE
SOMETHING OF A DONKEY BOOTY.

- WELL, YEAH, I MEAN, MY...
- SHE'S GOT A BADONK-A-DONK.

- SHE DOES.

- SHE'S GOT A BADONK-A-DONK.
- I DON'T THINK IT'S CHANGED.

MAYBE THE DRESSES I WEAR
ARE TIGHTER,

BUT NO, IT IS A LITTLE ROUNDED.

I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S A
GOOD THING OR A BAD THING, BUT...

- NO, IT'S GOT A NICE...
IT'S GOT A NICE SHAPE.

- THANK YOU.
- YOU KNOW, THERE ARE PEOPLE

THAT HAVE BEEN MADE FAMOUS
OVER THAT KIND OF A BOOTY.

- EARLIER THIS SEASON
LISA WAS HIRED

TO PROVIDE COMMENTARY
FOR THE ROYAL WEDDING,

BUT WHEN IT WAS TIME FOR HER TO
PLAN HER OWN DAUGHTER'S BIG DAY,

ALL OF US WERE LEFT SPEECHLESS.

WATCH.

- FRIEND OF MINE HAS USED
THIS WEDDING PLANNER,

KEVIN LEE, MANY, MANY TIMES,
AND ASSURES ME HE IS THE BEST.

- IT HAS TO GO OVER-THE-TOP.
YEAH!

THIS IS A KING ARTHUR TABLE.

OOH! [surprised reactions]

[laughter] WOW!

LOOK AT THIS, A PEWTER GOBLET.

- DON'T YOU REALLY THINK
THAT THIS COULD BE

A LITTLE BIT OVER-THE-TOP?
I'M SERIOUS.

- THAT'S WHAT I WANT,
OVER-THE-TOP.

- OH, I'M NOT ASKING YOU.
- NO, IT HAS TO GO OVER-THE-TOP.

MORE BLING, BLING, BLING,
BLING, BLING.

BEVERLY HILLS, DARLING,
CHI-CHI-CHI-CHI-CHI.

WELL, THE AVERAGE WEDDINGS
IN BEVERLY HILLS,

ABOUT A MILLION?

COME ON, LISA,
IT'S $1 MILLION WEDDINGS HERE.

THIS IS A $1 MILLION WEDDING.
I CAN DO ANYTHING FOR YOU.

- YOU'VE GOT TO STOP
SAYING THAT.

- [laughs] I'M NOT.

- I WILL MAKE ALL THE DECISIONS,
AND THAT'S THE END OF IT.

- WHAT?

NO.

- [laughs]

- UM, SO THE $1 MILLION QUESTION
IS, WAS IT A $1 MILLION WEDDING?

- NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT.

I'D NEVER SPEND $1 MILLION
ON A WEDDING.

IT WAS RIDICULOUS.
- IT LOOKED LIKE ONE.

- OH, THANK YOU, YOU'RE SWEET.

UM, NO, IT WASN'T.

- 500,000?
- NO, NO.

- NO?
- NO.

- 2 FIDDY?
- I'M NOT TELLING YOU.

[laughter]
YOU KNOW, I'M NOT TELLING YOU,

ONE, BECAUSE EVEN MY DAUGHTER
DOESN'T KNOW,

SO I WOULDN'T EVEN DREAM
OF TALKING ABOUT IT.

BUT IT WASN'T
A $1 MILLION WEDDING,

BUT IT WAS
EVERYTHING SHE DREAMT OF.

- HOW MUCH DOES A $1 MILLION
WEDDING PLANNER COST?

- HE GETS A PERCENTAGE
OF WHAT WE SPEND.

- OH.
- AND THAT'S HOW IT WAS

KIND OF SET UP.

- DID THE TWO OF YOU
EVER BUMP HEADS?

- UM, NOT REALLY MORE THAN THAT,

BUT I DID AT TIMES, YOU SAW,
I WAS EXASPERATED.

HE KEPT... YOU KNOW,
HE WANTED EVERYTHING TO BE SO

KIND OF LARGE AND EXTRAVAGANT
WHEN WE HAD THIS IDEA

OF DOING SOMETHING
REALLY BEAUTIFUL AT HOME, AND...

- AT HOME, LOW-KEY.
- WELL, I KNOW IT'S BEAUTIFUL,

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? - A BARBECUE.

- YEAH, WHY SHOULDN'T SHE HAVE
EXACTLY WHAT SHE WANTED?

IT WAS HER WEDDING DAY.
- WAS IT EXACTLY

WHAT SHE WANTED?

- NO, I THINK IT WAS
WHAT SHE WANTED.

- OOH.
- STOP TRYING TO CREATE TROUBLE.

YOU'VE GOT ENOUGH BLOODY DRAMA
GOING ON HERE.

- WELL...
- NO, NO, IT WAS WHAT WE WANTED.

- I HAVE TO ASK ABOUT THE TIARA.

- YEAH.
- OKAY?

- YEAH.

- THE MOTHER OF THE BRIDE
IN A TIARA.

DID... I MEAN, WHEN SHE CAME OUT
IN THE TIARA, DID YOU THINK,

"OH, MY GOD."

- N...
I THINK IT SUITS HER, A TIARA.

[laughs] - OH, STOP IT.

- WELL, IT DOES. I MEAN...

- WERE YOU CAUGHT OFF-GUARD
BY THE TIARA?

- MM...
I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE.

BUT I MEAN, YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING
WAS SORT OF OVER-THE-TOP.

- I DON'T THINK
I WAS CAUGHT OFF-GUARD.

I MEAN, ONCE A PRINCESS,
ALWAYS A PRINCESS, RIGHT?

- FOR THE PAST FIVE YEARS

ADRIENNE AND LISA
HAVE BEEN NEIGHBORS,

BUT THIS SEASON,
THE TWO WEREN'T ALWAYS

SO NEIGHBORLY TO EACH OTHER.

LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

- ADRIENNE?

- LISA AND I ARE PROBABLY
POLAR OPPOSITES.

- SO ARE YOU READY
FOR YOUR COOKING LESSON?

- OH, PLEASE.

- I LOVE TO BE IN THE KITCHEN.

- OH, MY GOD, THIS IS BORING.

I CAN'T STAND TO COOK.

- I THINK WITH LISA AND ADRIENNE
WE HAVE TWO QUEEN BEES

THAT ARE VERY COMPETITIVE.

- FOR THE PAST SEVERAL MONTHS,

I'VE BEEN WORKING
ON MY SHOE LINE.

- WATCH OUT, MALOOF HOOF,
THE VANDER-PUMP IS ON ITS WAY

TO KICK YOUR ASS.

- I'M UPSET BECAUSE
LISA DIDN'T COME TO ME

FOR HER DAUGHTER'S
ENGAGEMENT PARTY

TO STAY AT THE PALMS.

AND MY FEELINGS ARE HURT
BECAUSE OF VEGAS.

I WISH YOU WOULD HAVE
ASKED ME FIRST.

- I'M SORRY ABOUT
THE BACHELORETTE PARTY,

BUT I DO HAVE
A LOT OF DODGY RELATIVES

COMING IN AT CHRISTMAS.

MAYBE SHE'D LIKE TO HOST THAT.

- I WOULD HAVE PREFERRED
THAT SHE SAID,

"I MADE A MISTAKE.
NEXT TIME I'LL SUPPORT YOU."

THAT WASN'T THE ANSWER I GOT.

- SO KYLE,
IN YOUR BLOG YOU WROTE,

"THE TENSION BETWEEN
LISA AND ADRIENNE IS A CASE OF

'THERE'S MORE
THAN MEETS THE EYE.'"

WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY THAT?

- UM, SHOULDN'T YOU BE ASKING
ONE OF THEM THIS QUESTION?

[laughs]
- I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW.

- UM, NO, I DON'T... YOU KNOW,
I SAID I THINK THIS IS A CASE OF

"THERE'S MORE THAN
MEETS THE EYE HERE."

- WELL, WHAT IS IT THEN?

- I THINK THERE WAS TENSION
BETWEEN YOU GUYS... AM I WRONG?

- WELL, I THINK
REMARKS WERE MADE

THAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN
MISCONSTRUED,

AND MAYBE I THOUGHT THAT
THEY WERE HURTFUL, AND UM...

- WHAT DID SHE SAY
THAT HURT YOU?

- WELL, SHE WOULD...
SHE CALLED MY DOG A CRACKPOT.

THAT'S NOT NICE. THAT'S MY DOG,
I LOVE MY DOG.

UM, THINGS IN...
- OH, THIS IS ON TWITTER.

- YEAH, ON TWITTER.
- THEY STARTED SAYING,

"OH, GIGGY AND TEAM JACKPOT,"
AND I WAS LIKE...

- YEAH, BUT YOU CALLED HIM
A CRACKPOT.

- I SAID, "OH, CRACKPOT,
DON'T LOOK FOR SOMETHING

THAT ISN'T THERE."
- BUT... BUT THAT'S NOT NICE.

TO ME IT WASN'T NICE.
THAT'S LIKE MY CHILD, YEAH.

- I WANT TO TALK ABOUT
THE INCIDENT

WITH PANDORA'S
BACHELORETTE PARTY.

DEBORAH FROM NEW HAVEN SAID,

"ADRIENNE,
YOU WERE RIGHT TO BE HURT

BY THE BACHELORETTE PARTY NEWS."

"DID IT BOTHER YOU THAT IT WAS
AT A COMPETING CASINO,

OR THAT LISA DIDN'T BOTHER
TO TELL YOU AHEAD OF TIME?"

- THAT YOU DIDN'T BOTHER
TO TELL ME AHEAD OF TIME.

EVEN IF I HOSTED A LUNCH,
OR A DINNER FOR THEM,

I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO, I'VE
ALWAYS DONE THAT FOR MY FRIENDS,

SO WHEN I HEARD FROM SOMEBODY
ELSE THAT YOU WERE GOING,

OF COURSE IT'S GOING TO
HURT MY FEELINGS.

- I DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO
WITH PANDY'S BACHELORETTE.

NOTHING, NOTHING.

- I FIND THAT
DIFFICULT TO BELIEVE.

- WHY?
- BECAUSE YOU PLANNED

HALF OF HER WEDDING.

- PANDY DIDN'T WANT TO DO IT
AT THE PALMS.

SHE WANTED TO DO IT
AT PLANET HOLLYWOOD.

- ADRIENNE, IN YOUR BLOG, YOU
SAID YOU WERE DISAPPOINTED

TO HEAR LISA'S "SNIDE REMARKS
AND CLASSLESS COMMENTS."

WHAT COMMENTS
WERE YOU REFERRING TO?

- THE MALOOF HOOF,
AND THE REASONS I SAY THAT

IS BECAUSE WHEN
YOU'VE WORKED HARD

TO GET TO WHERE YOU ARE
AND IT'S MY BUSINESS.

IF I CALLED, UM, VILLA BLANCA...

[chuckles]

VILLA COCKA, [indistinct]

I MEAN, REALLY,
WOULD SHE LIKE THAT?

WOULD YOU LIKE THAT?

OF COURSE NOT.

- YEAH, BUT IT... IT WAS JUST A

PLAY ON WORDS IN THE INTERVIEW...

- I KNOW, BUT...
- SOMETHING CUTE.

AND, I MEAN, I'M SORRY,
BUT THAT'S A JOKE.

I DIDN'T THINK THAT WAS HURTFUL.

- BUT MALOOF HOOF
WAS NOT A JOKE.

IF I STARTED MAKING
FUN OF VILLA BLANCA OR SUR,

YOU WOULD HAVE A HEART ATTACK.

- MALOOF HOOF WAS CUTE.

- I THOUGHT IT WAS MEAN.
- HUH?

- I THOUGHT IT WAS
A MEAN COMMENT.

I'M SORRY.
- WHAT THE MALOOF HOOF AND...

- YEAH, I DIDN'T THINK
IT WAS THAT FUNNY.

- OKAY, WELL... SORRY.
- JUST THE MALOOF HOOF.

I THOUGHT THE...
- I THOUGHT THE MALOOF HOOF

AND THE VANDER-PUMP...

- 'CAUSE HOOF IS NOT
A NICE CONNOTATION.

IF IT WAS SOMETHING
A LITTLE SWEETER...

- WELL, I'M SORRY
BUT I THOUGHT THAT WAS CUTE.

- HAVE YOU SEEN THE VANDER-PUMP?

- NO AND I H... UNLESS
SHE'S WEARING IT NOW.

- NO, GIUSEPPE ZANOTTI.

- ARE YOU WEARING A...

- YES, YEAH.

YES, THIS IS MINE.

- AND I LOVE THEM, I MEAN, 100%.

- PUMP SOUNDS MUCH
NICER THAN HOOF.

- YEAH, IT DOES.
- I LIKE HOOF.

HOOF IS CUTE.

IT'S A LITTLE FAT SHOE.

IT'S CUTE.

- THERE YOU GO AGAIN.

- A LITTLE FAT SHOE?

- SO YOU... YOU'VE JUST
OFFENDED HER AGAIN.

- NO, WH... WHY?

IT'S A CUTE LITTLE SHOE.

- YOU SAID A LITTLE FAT SHOE.

- THIS IS NOT A LITTLE SHOE.

- A LITTLE COMPACT, CUTE SHOE.

IT'S, UH, IT'S CUTE.

- I DON'T THINK YOU WOULD CALL
THIS LITTLE FAT SHOE.

- I THINK IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU.

I'VE SAID I WANT THE PINK ONE.
I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU.

- I DON'T HAVE THE PINK ONE.

- THE OTHER PINK ONE THAT YOU
SHOWED US AT KYLE'S HOUSE.

- OH.

IT'S NUDE, BUT, YEAH.

- ALL RIGHT, IT'S NUDE.
- OKAY.

- UP NEXT...

- YOU WOULD NEVER SAY
THAT TO MY FACE, LISA.

YOU DID THAT TO RETALIATE.

BE HONEST.

- AND WE ARE BACK WITH THE REAL
HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS.

LISA, YOU SAY A LOT
OF DIGS THAT ARE...

THAT YOU THINK ARE FUNNY.

- I WON'T ANYMORE.

- AND... WELL, NO.
- [laughs]

- AND... AND SO, BUT I GET
THE SENSE THAT THERE...

ARE THERE OTHER THINGS
THAT LISA HAS SAID

THAT HAVE BOTHERED
OTHERS OF YOU?

- I THINK THAT LISA, SOMETIMES
HER HUMOR IS A LITTLE...

CONDESCENDING.

LIKE, IN FRONT OF...
WHEN I DID THE SPLITS

AT PANDORA'S PARTY,
YOU LAUGHED ABOUT IT THAT NIGHT.

- AND I SAID, "WHY WOULD
YOU DO SPLITS ON TAPE

WHEN I'M SAVING IT
FOR THE WEDDING?"

- RIGHT, BUT THEN...
- I DIDN'T PUT YOU DOWN.

- YOU WENT ON SOME OTHER
THING SAYING, WELL,

KYLE WAS DESPERATE
FOR ATTENTION.

THAT'S WHY SHE SAID THAT...

- I DIDN'T SAY...
- YES YOU DID.

I HAVE IT ON TAPE.

AND THAT'S THE KIND OF STUFF

THAT PEOPLE GET UPSET ABOUT.

YOU SEE WHAT I'M SAYING?

- WELL, EXCUSE ME,
SO WHEN YOU'RE

SAYING,
"LISA PREYS ON THE WEAK,"

YOU DON'T THINK
THAT'S HURTFUL TO ME?

I MEAN... - THINGS LIKE THAT,

WHAT YOU JUST SAID
ABOUT THE SPLITS

WAS IN RETALIATION TO THAT.

BECAUSE ONCE I SAID THAT...

WE WERE FINE AND LAUGHING
ABOUT THE SPLITS.

AND THEN YOU SAID, "I'M SAVING
IT FOR THE WEDDING."

YOU SAID, "I DON'T CARE,
I LOVED IT.

IT WAS A BLAST,
IT WAS SO MUCH FUN."

AND THEN YOU SAW THAT EPISODE
WHERE I SAID TO TAYLOR,

"MAYBE" AND MAY I REPEAT "MAYBE"

"LISA PREYS ON THE WEAK."

- WHICH IS A HORRIBLE
THING TO SAY.

- THEN YOU SAID, "OF COURSE,
WELL, KYLE DID THAT...

- WHICH IS A HORRIBLE
THING TO SAY.

- OKAY, LET ME FINISH.

THEN YOU WENT ON AND SAID,

"WELL, KYLE DID THAT BECAUSE

SHE'S DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION,

AND WHAT CAN I SAY?

THAT'S WHO KYLE IS."

YOU WOULD NEVER SAY THAT

TO MY FACE, LISA.

YOU DID THAT TO RETALIATE.

BE HONEST.

AND THE REASON I SAID THAT...

CONVERSATION WITH TAYLOR,
BY THE WAY,

WASN'T ABOUT YOU.

THAT'S WHY I SAID, "MAYBE TAY...

- IT WAS ABOUT ME.
- NO, I'M SORRY, IT WASN'T.

IT WAS, TO ME, I WAS HAVING
A CONVERSATION WITH TAYLOR,

WHO WE KNEW WAS BEING ABUSED
BY RUSSELL, WHO DID NOT HAVE

THE COURAGE OR THE STRENGTH
TO SPEAK UP TO HIM

OR ANYONE ELSE IN HER LIFE,
FOR THAT MATTER.

SO WHEN SHE CAME TO ME AND SHE
WAS CRYING AND SHE SAID,

"I'M SCARED,
I'M INTIMIDATED BY LISA."

I SAID, "WHY? I'VE NEVER
FELT THAT WITH LISA."

HOWEVER,
I'M A VERY STRONG PERSON.

- "MAYBE SHE PREYS ON THE WEAK."

- I DON'T FEEL
INTIMIDATED BY YOU.

SO I SAID, "MAYBE SHE
PREYS ON WEAK PEOPLE.

YOU NEED TO LEARN TO
SPEAK UP FOR YOURSELF."

BUT, JUST KNOW I DID NOT SAY
THAT TO BE MEAN TO YOU.

THAT WAS NOT TO BE MEAN TO YOU.

YOU AND I ARE GOOD FRIENDS.

I THINK THAT IN ORDER
TO BE FRIENDS WITH YOU,

YOU HAVE TO BE A STRONG PERSON.

I DO BELIEVE THAT.

AND I DON'T MEAN THAT TO BE
THAT YOU PREY ON WEAK PEOPLE.

I THINK YOU'RE A GOOD PERSON,
I REALLY DO,

OR I WOULDN'T
BE FRIENDS WITH YOU.

SO I DIDN'T MEAN IT
TO COME OUT LIKE THAT.

THAT REALLY WAS
MORE ABOUT TAYLOR.

- I FEEL LIKE ONCE
I FINALLY CONFRONTED LISA

AND WAS ABLE TO GET
EVERYTHING OFF MY CHEST

THAT EVEN THOUGH I MAY
BE A WEAKER PERSON

OR SHE MAY BE A STRONGER PERSON,

NOW SHE'S REALLY
BEEN THERE FOR ME,

AND I THINK FOR YOU AS WELL,

EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE GOING THROUGH

A WEAK SPOT IN YOUR LIFE.

SO I THINK YOU JUST HAVE TO BE

REALLY FORTHCOMING WITH YOU

AND THEN EVERYTHING
WORKS REALLY WELL.

- BUT ALSO KNOW THAT OUR
FEELINGS GET HURT, TOO.

MY FEELINGS WERE HURT
WHEN YOU MADE THAT COMMENT.

- OKAY, I'M SORRY FOR
SAYING YOU WANT ATTENTION,

AND I'M SORRY FOR SAYING
THE MALOOF WHATEVER

THAT I WON'T SAY AGAIN.

- NO, IT'S... OKAY.

- NO, YOU CAN SAY IT.
- THAT'S FINE, THAT'S FINE.

- YOU'VE ALREADY SAID IT.

- I'M JUST SAYING...
- SEVERAL TIMES.

SO WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE NOW?

- WELL, WHY SHOULDN'T
I APOLOGIZE?

- IT'S THE WAY
YOU'RE DOING IT, LISA.

- OH, GOD, OKAY,
I'LL WRITE YOU A LETTER.

- I LOVE YOU;
WE ARE VERY GOOD FRIENDS.

I WILL SAY, THOUGH,
BEING IN A FRIENDSHIP WITH YOU

IS LIKE PLAYING CHESS
WITH BOBBY FISCHER.

EVERY MOVE IS SO
CALCULATED ABOUT...

- THANKS, KYLE.

- I'M JUST SAYING...
- IT'S TRUE.

- I'M SORRY, WHAT YOU'RE DOING

RIGHT NOW IS DOING THAT TO ME.

- BEING FRIENDS WITH HER

IS LIKE PLAYING CHESS
WITH BOBBY FISCHER.

- WELL, LISA'S A VERY
INTELLIGENT PERSON.

SHE'S VERY, VERY BRIGHT.

AND SHE'S JUST...
SHE'S JUST A SMART PERSON.

- YOU KNOW, YOU'VE GOTTA...

- ARE YOU SAYING
SHE'S MANIPULATIVE?

- SEE, I GET S...
I'M GONNA BE HONEST.

I GET NERVOUS,
TO BE HONEST WITH YOU,

BECAUSE I KNOW THAT YOU'LL BE
ANGRY WITH ME NOW.

- WELL, I'M SCARED OF YOU TOO,

OF YOUR TEMPER AS WELL, SO...

- OH, LISA, YOU'RE SO
GOOD AT THIS.

YOU'RE SO GOOD, SEE WHAT YOU'RE
DOING RIGHT NOW?

- I DON'T WANNA GET

ON THE WRONG SIDE
OF YOU EITHER, KYLE.

SO, OKAY, SO THAT'S FINE.

- YOU KNOW THAT PEOPLE
HAVE SAID THINGS ABOUT ME

THAT ARE AGAINST WHO
I REALLY AM THIS SEASON.

- WHAT DO YOU MEAN? LIKE WHAT?

- YOU KNOW THAT I AM
NOT A MEAN PERSON.

YOU KNOW THE STUFF
THAT I'VE SAID.

AFTER GAME NIGHT, THAT PEOPLE

SAID THAT I WAS MEAN
OR THAT I'M A BAD PERSON.

- WELL, I DID THINK THAT GAME
NIGHT WAS MEAN-SPIRITED.

- OKAY, BUT YOU KNOW... YES, LISA.

BUT YOU KNOW THAT THAT'S WHAT'S
BEEN UPSETTING AND HURTING ME.

SO YOU SAY THAT
ON PURPOSE HERE TODAY.

THIS IS WHAT, YOU KNOW,

IS VERY DIFFICULT ABOUT
DOING SOMETHING LIKE THIS.

BECAUSE, I THINK A LOT OF,
YOU KNOW, PEOPLE MAY ASSUME

THAT, YOU KNOW, OH,
THIS ONE HATES THIS ONE.

THIS ONE DOESN'T LIKE THIS ONE.

YOU KNOW, CAMILLE AND I
HAD ISSUES LAST YEAR,

BUT, I CAN HONESTLY
TELL YOU THAT

I... I... I REALLY CARE ABOUT
EVERYBODY IN THIS ROOM.

WE REALLY ARE FRIENDS.

BUT WE DO HAVE
OUR MOMENTS, UM...

- BUT THAT'S LIFE.

I MEAN, IF YOU PUT SIX PEOPLE
TOGETHER ON A JOURNEY,

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE DISAGREEMENTS

AND YOU'RE GONNA SAY, YOU SAID
THIS AND YOU SAID THAT.

OF COURSE YOU ARE.

- OKAY, I WANNA MAKE A LITTLE
BIT OF A RIGHT TURN.

FROM CAMELS AND MERMAIDS
TO $25,000 SUNGLASSES,

TO EDIBLE GOLD DUST, THIS SEASON
ONCE AGAIN PROVES THAT THERE'S

BLING AND THEN THERE'S
BEVERLY HILLS BLING.

LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

- WHERE WE LIVE, YES,

PEOPLE ARE
A LITTLE OVER THE TOP.

- SHE IS WEARING
A POODLE ON HER HEAD.

OKAY, I'M LOVING THE SUNGLASSES.

- DID YOU KNOW, $25,000?

- I LOVE THAT.

- THIS IS THE MOST EXPENSIVE
CHAMPAGNE IN THE WORLD.

- WHAT IS THIS?

- THIS IS EDIBLE...
- CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?

- GOLD DUST.

- I KNEW YOU WERE
GONNA SAY THAT.

- ONLY IN BEVERLY HILLS.
- ONLY IN BEVERLY HILLS.

- ANYTHING GOES
IN BEVERLY HILLS.

- I MEAN, IT'S RIDICULOUS,
BUT, I HAPPEN TO LIKE THAT.

[both squeal]

- I BUILT A FULL SPA
AT MY HOUSE.

SO WHY GO ANYWHERE ELSE?

- HOW MUCH IS
A MACHINE LIKE THIS?

- A MACHINE LIKE THIS? 30,000.

- YOU COULD JUST GET A WHOLE NEW
FACE FOR THAT AMOUNT OF MONEY.

THIS MAY BE NORMAL
IN BEVERLY HILLS,

BUT EVERYBODY ELSE HERE
THINKS WE'RE NUTS.

[all laugh]

- OKAY, SO LET'S START WITH YOUR
SPA THAT YOU HAVE AT HOME.

$30,000 FOR A SINGLE
FACIAL MACHINE.

HOW MUCH DOES
THE WHOLE SPA GO FOR?

- YOU MEAN FOR ALL
THE DIFFERENT MACHINES?

- YEAH.
- UM...

PROBABLY
A COUPLE HUNDRED THOUSAND.

- REALLY.
- [laughs]

- WELL, CAMERON FROM
MAPLE FALLS, WASHINGTON SAYS,

"CAMILLE, LAST YEAR YOU HAD

SEVEN OR EIGHT HOUSES
AND FOUR NANNIES.

HOW WERE THEY DIVIDED
IN THE DIVORCE?"

- WE'RE STILL WORKING ON THAT.

- YOU ARE?
- I DON'T HAVE FOUR NANNIES.

- RIGHT.
- THAT'S IT.

BUT WE'RE STILL WORKING
ON OUR SETTLEMENT.

- DID YOU SELL
THE COLORADO HOUSE?

- NO, NOT YET.

THE HOUSE IN
THE HAMPTONS WE SOLD.

BUT NOT THE COLORADO HOUSE.

- HAWAII?
- NO.

- HAVEN'T SOLD IT?
- I WAS JUST THERE.

NO, HAVEN'T SOLD IT. - MAZEL.

JOY FROM SIOUX FALLS IS CURIOUS,

"WHAT IS THE MOST EXPENSIVE
DRESS ANY OF YOU OWN?"

- [gasps] OH...

I HAVE A VALENTINO THAT I ALMOST
MORTGAGED MY HOUSE FOR.

- REALLY?
- MMM.

- LIKE...
- BEAUTIFUL.

LIKE, 30,000 EUROS. - WOW.

- BUT THAT WAS
BEFORE THE RECESSION.

NOW IT'S... [chuckles]

- SO WHAT'S THAT, LIKE...

- IT'S DROPPED IN VALUE.

- ANYONE ELSE?

AND CA... CAMILLE,
YOU HAVE TO HAVE...

- NO, NO, NO, NO.

I THINK, LIKE,
MAYBE 12,000 THE MOST.

- WELL, WILLOW FROM BOULDER
COLORADO SAYS,

"I ENJOY SEEING
BEVERLY HILLS BLING,

"BUT $25,000 FOR SUNGLASSES
SICKENS ME; WHAT A WASTE.

"ARE ANY OF THE WOMEN
EVER OFFENDED

BY THE EXCESS AROUND THEM?"

- I THINK THE FEELING'S CHANGED

IN THE LAST TWO OR THREE YEARS.

BUT $25,000 ON SUNGLASSES,

EVEN IF I DID SPEND IT,

I CERTAINLY WOULDN'T BE TELLING
EVERYBODY ABOUT IT.

- I KNOW PEOPLE WITH A LOT OF
MONEY, AND I DON'T KNOW ANYBODY

WHO SPENDS $25,000
ON SUNGLASSES.

NOT ONE PERSON.

- WELL, BUT IT SEEMS LIKE

LOOK, THIS IS BEVERLY HILLS,

AND THERE ARE A LOT OF
RULES IN BEVERLY HILLS.

AND I KNOW YOU MAKE
THE RULES IN BEVERLY HILLS.

- YES, WELL... [all laugh]

- BUT, IS IT A RULE
THAT NO MATTER

HOW MUCH YOU SPEND ON SOMETHING,

YOU DON'T DISCUSS
WHAT YOU SPEND?

- YEAH, NEVER.
- I WAS ALWAYS RAISED,

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK
ABOUT MONEY EVER

ON WHAT YOU SPEND ON ANYTHING
OR WHAT YOU MAKE.

- BUT IN BEVERLY HILLS THEY DO.

- IN BEVERLY HILLS THEY DO...

- BECAUSE MOST PEOPLE
HAVE NEW MONEY.

- RIGHT.

WE'LL BE BACK IN A MOMENT.

UP NEXT...

- I WOULD THINK
ABOUT THAT, TAYLOR.

AND I DON'T APPRECIATE
YOU SAYING THAT

BECAUSE EVERYBODY KNEW.

- TAYLOR, WORDS CAN'T
REALLY BEGIN TO DESCRIBE

EVERYTHING THAT YOU'VE BEEN
THROUGH, UH, THIS SEASON.

AND WE GOT SO MANY
EMAILS FOR YOU

AND MANY LIKE THIS ONE FROM
PENNY IN FORT WORTH, WHO WRITES,

"TAYLOR, MY HEART
WENT OUT TO YOU

"WHEN I HEARD OF
YOUR HUSBAND'S SUICIDE.

I WISH YOU AND KENNEDY HEALING,
STRENGTH, AND PEACE."

HOW ARE YOU DOING,
AND HOW IS KENNEDY DOING?

- YOU KNOW,
IT'S A DAY BY DAY KIND OF THING.

JUST TO BE COMPLETELY CANDID.

YOU KNOW, NOT ALL DAYS ARE GOOD.

AND, UNFORTUNATELY, I HAVE
SO MANY FLASHBACKS IN MY MIND

EVERY SINGLE DAY THAT I WISH
I COULD SOMEHOW STOP.

BUT, THAT'S PART OF MY PROCESS
AND, YOU KNOW WE'RE IN...

WE HAVE A WONDERFUL THERAPIST
WHO YOU SEE ON THE SHOW AND...

- DR. SOPHY.
- YEAH.

SO I'M JUST SO THANKFUL.

HE CHECKS ON US EVERY DAY.

- HE IS A DOCTOR OF OSTEOPATHY

IS HOW HE'S IDENTIFIED
ON THE SHOW.

IS HE A THERAPIST?

- YEP, HE'S A PSYCHIATRIST SO...
- HE IS?

YEAH, MM-HMM, HE...
HE CAN PRESCRIBE MEDICINE.

IT'S JUST HE WENT TO A D.O.
SCHOOL INSTEAD OF AN M.D. SCHOOL

SO THAT'S THE ONLY DIFFERENCE.
- OKAY.

- YEAH, HE'S AMAZING AND HAS
JUST REALLY BEEN THERE FOR US.

- IT'S BEEN S... ABOUT SIX MONTHS

SINCE THIS HAPPENED.

LADIES, WHEN YOU GOT THE NEWS

THAT MORNING THAT RUSSELL
HAD... HAD COMMITTED SUICIDE,

WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST REACTION?

- SHOCKED.

- I THOUGHT IT WAS A LIE,
THOUGHT IT WAS A MISTAKE.

I SAW IT ON TMZ.
- I CALLED ADRIENNE, YEAH.

- SOMEONE SHOWED IT TO ME.

- TMZ ACTUALLY CALLED ME AT,

LIKE, 6:00 IN THE MORNING.

IT WAS JUST LIKE
EVERYTHING STOPPED.

I JUST...

- I THINK TO KNOW RUSSELL,
JUST FROM THE OUTSIDE,

YOU WOULD NEVER SUSPECT THAT HE
WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS.

- SHOCKING.
- UM, SO IT WAS VERY SHOCKING.

- A LOT OF PEOPLE THOUGHT THAT
THE SHOW SHOULDN'T HAVE AIRED.

TAYLOR, WHAT WAS YOUR THINKING
THEN AND WHAT HAS BEEN

YOUR THINKING THROUGH
THE SEASON ABOUT THIS?

- YOU KNOW AT THE TIME, I... I
COULDN'T EVEN FOCUS ON THE SHOW.

AND TO BE HONEST, AT THAT POINT
IT DIDN'T EVEN MATTER TO ME

BECAUSE I HAD... WAS
SUFFERING A TREMENDOUS LOSS

AND JUST WORRIED ABOUT
HOW THIS HAPPENED.

- WHAT WAS YOUR FEELING ABOUT
WHETHER THE SHOW SHOULD AIR?

- I THOUGHT THAT IT SHOULD AIR
AND I THOUGHT THAT IT SHOULD AIR

BECAUSE THERE'S A MESSAGE HERE.

AND TO SPREAD AWARENESS ABOUT
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE AND SUICIDE.

SO TO HAVE A SHOW
THAT COULD SHED SOME LIGHT

AND TAKE US THROUGH
WHAT RUSSELL WENT THROUGH,

WHAT TAYLOR WENT THROUGH,

UM, I THINK IT GOT
THE MESSAGE OUT THERE.

- WHAT ABOUT YOU, CAMILLE?

- I DIDN'T THINK
THE SHOW SHOULD AIR.

THAT'S HOW I HONESTLY FELT.

I KEPT THINKING
ABOUT HIS CHILDREN

MORE SO THAN ABOUT THE SHOW.

- WAS THERE A PART OF YOU,
BECAUSE YOU AT THAT TEA PARTY

HAD BEEN THE PERSON WHO KIND OF

BROUGHT THE ABUSE
TO LIGHT ON THE SHOW,

WAS THERE A PART OF YOU

THAT DIDN'T WANT IT TO AIR
BECAUSE OF THAT?

- NO, IT HAD NOTHING
TO DO ABOUT THAT.

IT REALLY WAS ABOUT
HIS CHILDREN.

YOU KNOW,
IT WAS MORE ABOUT THAT.

- JADA FROM TORONTO SAYS,

"TAYLOR, IF YOU'RE IN
AN ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP,

WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU EVER
AGREE TO DO A REALITY TV SHOW?"

- AT SOME STAGE, I MIGHT HAVE
BELIEVED THAT THE CAMERAS

WOULD PROVIDE ME
WITH SOME PROTECTION.

BECAUSE IF THERE ARE CAMERAS
FOLLOWING ME IN THAT...

AND WE'RE PUBLIC FIGURES,
THEN IT WOULD EITHER HAVE

THE ABUSE STOP
BECAUSE HE WOULDN'T WANT THAT

AIRED ON TELEVISION, OR IT
WOULD FORCE US INTO A DIVORCE.

IT WOULD REALLY MAKE A CHANGE,
BECAUSE WE WERE STUCK IN A...

JUST IN A PLATEAU OF
AN UNHEALTHY RELATIONSHIP.

- UH, WHY DO YOU THINK THEN,

THAT RUSSELL AGREED
TO BE ON THE SHOW?

- I WANNA SAY... I... THIS
IS... THIS...

COULD POTENTIALLY HAVE
BEEN THE LOVE OF MY LIFE.

I MEAN, I LOVE THIS PERSON
AND MISS HIM TERRIBLY.

UM...

BUT AT THE SAME TIME, UM...

HE HAD A VERY STRANGE
PERSONALITY IN THE...

IN THE EFFECT
THAT HE WAS A NARCISSIST.

I MEAN, HE WOULD COME
AND TELL ME ALL THE TIME

HOW MUCH PEOPLE LOVED HIM
AND ADORED HIM.

AND I DON'T KNOW IF IT WAS
A PART OF A MENTAL ILLNESS

THAT WAS FORMING THERE

WHERE HE WAS REALLY
UP AND DOWN ALL THE TIME.

- WHAT DO YOU THINK
WOULD HAVE HAPPENED TO YOU

IF YOU DIDN'T DO THE SHOW?

IF YOU HAD NEVER DONE THE SHOW?

- YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW.

UM, YOU KNOW, MOST PEOPLE
I HAVE TALKED TO HAVE...

EXPERTS, CERTAINLY
NOT MY OPINION,

TYPICALLY THESE TYPES OF THINGS
END IN MURDER-SUICIDE.

- I THINK THE SHOW
SAVED HER LIFE.

- YEAH.

- I THINK SO, TOO.
- DEFINITELY.

- HOW?

- BECAUSE AT SOME POINT,
IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN YOU.

I WAS ALWAYS TELLING HER,
"YOU HAVE TO LEAVE,

BECAUSE SOMEBODY'S GONNA
BE 6 FEET UNDER."

- WELL, THIS SEASON STARTED WITH
TAYLOR DETERMINED TO PURSUE

A PATH OF SELF-DISCOVERY AS SHE
STRUGGLED WITH HER MARRIAGE

AND WITH MAKING SENSE
OUT OF HER LIFE.

LITTLE DID SHE KNOW JUST HOW
DIFFICULT THIS JOURNEY WOULD BE.

- WHEN... WHEN RUSSELL
IS GOOD TO ME,

IT'S BETTER THAN ANY OTHER
GOOD I CAN IMAGINE.

- AND WHEN RUSSELL ISN'T GOOD?

- THEN IT HURTS MORE
THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD.

- AND HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH IT?

- NOT VERY WELL, SOMETIMES.

- TAYLOR IS IN A SUITCASE.

- I WANNA GO HOME.

- SHE'S STARTING TO GO CRAZY.

- I FEEL LIKE I'M BREAKING.

- Y... YOU ARE.

YOU'RE HAVING
A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN.

- [cries]
- SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH.

OBVIOUSLY THERE'S
OTHER STUFF BOTHERING YOU.

Both: WE HAVE ALL PROTECTED YOU.

- BECAUSE WE DON'T
SAY THAT HE HITS YOU.

BECAUSE WE DON'T SAY
THAT HE BROKE YOUR JAW

OR THAT HE... HE BEAT YOU UP.

AND HE... HE HITS YOU.

WE DON'T SAY THAT,
BUT NOW WE SAID IT.

- SHE HAS HURT ME SO MUCH!

YOU HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT SHE'S DONE TO ME!

YOU HAVE NO IDEA! - I DO KNOW!

- SHE HAS DONE... NO, YOU DON'T!

I CAN'T TAKE IT MUCH LONGER.

I REALLY CAN'T.

- YOU KNOW, IT'S CLEAR THAT
YOU WERE IN A LOT OF PAIN.

WHAT IS IT LIKE
SEEING ALL THAT NOW?

- UH, IT'S SCARY
A LITTLE BIT FOR ME

TO SEE WHAT
IT'S LIKE WHEN SOMEONE

IS PUSHED TO THE COMPLETE EDGE.

SO IT'S SAD FOR ME TO WATCH.

- UPSETTING FOR YOU
TO WATCH, I NOTICED.

- YEAH, VERY HARD.

JUST TO SEE, YOU KNOW,
JUST THE THOUGHT

OF A MAN HITTING A WOMAN.

I FIND IT VERY... VERY
DISTURBING, YEAH.

- WELL, I WANNA TALK
ABOUT THE TEA PARTY.

CAMILLE, YOU FELT THAT TAYLOR
HAD GOADED YOU THAT DAY.

- YES, ABSOLUTELY.

'CAUSE SHE SAID EVERYBODY
NEEDS TO BE HONEST HERE

AND I SAID, "WELL,
WHO'S BEING HONEST?

YOU WANT ALL OF
US TO BE HONEST."

AND SHE WAS THE ONE
I FELT THAT WASN'T.

AND I LOOKED AT HER AND I SAID,
"DO YOU WANT ME TO BE HONEST?"

AND SHE LOOKED AT ME
AND SAID, "MM-HMM."

- SO THEN WHY WERE YOU
SURPRISED?

- BECAUSE I THOUGHT
SHE WAS GONNA BE HONEST

ABOUT WHAT SHE TOLD ME,

NOT ABOUT WHAT I HAD
TOLD HER IN PRIVATE

PRIOR TO FILMING
THIS SEASON, SO...

- WELL, I DON'T REALLY
THINK IT WAS PRIVATE

BECAUSE YOU TOLD ALL OF US,

AND YOU DON'T GO
ON A REALITY SHOW

IF THAT'S HAPPENING
IN YOUR PRIVATE LIFE.

SO I... I WOULD THINK
ABOUT THAT A BIT, TAYLOR.

AND I DON'T APPRECIATE
YOU SAYING THAT.

BECAUSE EVERYBODY KNEW.

- NO, I... I'M JUST SAYING...

- SO TO TAG IT ON ME
THAT I'M THE ONE,

"I'M THE ONE" UPSETS ME A BIT.

- DID YOU LADIES DOUBT AT ALL

WHAT YOU WERE HEARING FROM HER
ABOUT WHAT WAS GOING ON?

- OBVIOUSLY, I SAID IT ON AIR,
SO, YES, I DID.

I WAS VERY CONFUSED BY IT,
BECAUSE ONE MOMENT SHE'S SAYING

THIS STORY THAT...
IT'S HORRIFIC TO HEAR.

IT'S JUST TERRIBLE, I'M SORRY
YOU WENT THROUGH THAT.

AND THEN ON THE OTHER END,
SHE WANTS US ALL TO LIKE HIM.

- YOU WOULD OFTEN SAY, YOU KNOW,
YES, IT'S REALLY BAD, THE ABUSE.

AND SHE HAD SAID TO US,
BUT THEN IT WOULD GET BETTER.

AND SHE WOULD SAY,
"YOU'VE GOT TO LIKE HIM."

AND I SAID, "I CAN'T."

AND A LOT OF WOMEN
STAY FOR A REASON.

THEY STAY BECAUSE THEY HOPE
THAT THIS IS THE LAST TIME.

THEY STAY BECAUSE MAYBE
THE ALTERNATIVE IS SCARY,

TO WALK AWAY, SHE HAD NOTHING.

- DID ANY OF YOU WITNESS
ANY OF THE ABUSE OR...

- NO, NO.

- I SAW AN INCREDIBLY
ABUSIVE TEXT.

IT WAS SO ABUSIVE, IT WAS SO
VILE, IT WAS SO EGREGIOUS.

I JUST... I WAS SHOCKED.

- WAS IT THREATENING?

- IT WAS AGGRESSIVE.

IT WAS EVERY EXPLETIVE,
MEAN-SPIRI... IT WAS REALLY

SOMETHING THAT NOT A MAN WHO
LOVES YOU WRITES TO HIS WIFE.

I MEAN, I WAS SHOCKED.
- WHAT DID IT SAY?

- [sighs]

- IT'S ALL OUT ANYWAY.

- HE CALLED HER AN F-ING WHORE,
TO START OFF WITH.

HE SAID YOU PIECE OF [bleep].

IT WAS THAT TERMINOLOGY,
AND IT WAS QUITE A LONG TEXT

AND SHE JUST SAT THERE CRYING.

I KNEW THAT ANY MAN THAT SPOKE
TO HIS WIFE LIKE THAT,

THIS WAS NOT
A NORMAL RELATIONSHIP

AND THIS WAS SOMEBODY THAT I
DIDN'T WANT TO BE PART OF.

- TAYLOR, YOU WROTE A BOOK THAT
GOES INTO... TO DETAIL ABOUT

YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH RUSSELL.

I... I'M GONNA TALK TO YOU ABOUT
THAT A LITTLE BIT LATER.

BUT YOU SAID THAT
AFTER RUSSELL'S SUICIDE

IN SOME WAYS, YOU MISS
THE CONTROL AND ABUSE.

WHAT... WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?

- SOME DAYS,
I STILL WAKE UP AND THINK,

"AM I SUPPOSED TO BE DOING THIS?

AM I SUPPOSED TO BE DOING THAT?"

BECAUSE I'M SO USED TO HAVING

SOMEONE THERE
TELLING ME WHAT I CAN

AND CAN'T DO.

YOU KNOW, IT'S A VERY HARD THING

FOR PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND.

BUT WHENEVER YOU'RE
SO USED TO IT,

ALL OF A SUDDEN, YOU FEEL LIKE

YOU'RE JUST SORT OF
DANGLING THERE,

AND I'M ABLE TO MAKE ALL
OF MY OWN DECISIONS NOW,

AND THAT'S HARD.

- WOW, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

- UM, I UNDERSTAND PART OF IT.

YES. VERY MUCH SO.

- ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU WERE

IN SOMETHING OF AN ABUSIVE
RELATIONSHIP YOURSELF?

- NOT PHYSICALLY, BUT YOU'RE
CONSTANTLY BEING CRITICIZED

FOR LITTLE THINGS.

LAUGHING TOO MUCH
OR NOT LAUGHING ENOUGH

OR JUST LITTLE THINGS.

FOR SMILING AT THE WRONG TIME

OR SAYING THE WRONG THING
AT THE WRONG TIME.

- YOU TALKED TOO MUCH
TO MY CLIENT.

YOU WERE RUDE BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T
TALK ENOUGH TO MY CLIENT.

AND THEN YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT TO DO ANYMORE.

AND AFTER A WHILE,
YOU JUST END UP

BEING LIKE A STEPFORD WIFE.

I THINK A LOT OF WOMEN
EXPERIENCE THIS.

YOU KNOW, JUST
THE POUNDING EMOTIONAL ABUSE,

AND YOU START TO INGRAIN THOSE
IN YOUR SELF-ESTEEM.

AND I WOULD OFTEN SAY,

"JUST HIT ME SO WE CAN
GET THIS OVER WITH."

BECAUSE I KNEW
THAT WOULD END IT.

- THAT'S SO SAD.

- COMING UP...

- I'M TELLING YOU
WHAT HE TOLD ME,

I WASN'T THERE.

- I'M NOT GONNA
TAKE LIES, ADRIENNE.

- AND WE ARE BACK WITH THE REAL
HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS.

A KEY TURNING POINT
FOR THE GROUP

WAS WHEN RUSSELL SENT
A THREATENING EMAIL

TO CAMILLE,
THREATENING TO SUE YOU.

- YES.
- UM...

NICOLE FROM NEWARK SAID,

"DO THE OTHER WOMEN THINK TAYLOR

KNEW ABOUT THE EMAIL
BEFORE RUSSELL SENT IT?"

- I DO THINK SHE KNEW.

AND LET ME TELL YOU WHY.

BRANDI HAD SPOKE TO ME, UH,

THE DAY BEFORE AND SAID,
"I RAN INTO RUSSELL."

AND RUSSELL HAD SAID THAT TAYLOR
KNEW ABOUT THE LETTER,

THAT THEY WROTE IT TOGETHER.

- YES, BRANDI TOLD ME
THE SAME THING.

BRANDI TOLD ME THE SAME THING.

- SO THAT WAS THE REASON

I THOUGHT THAT POSSIBLY
YOU KNEW ABOUT IT.

BUT OUT OF FEAR, I ALSO THOUGHT
THAT YOU WENT ALONG WITH IT,

THAT YOU JUST APPEASED HIM
ALL THE TIME TO KEEP PEACE.

- I ABSOLUTELY DID APPEASE HIM
ALL THE TIME TO KEEP PEACE.

HOWEVER, I DID NOT KNOW
THE CONTENT OF THE EMAIL.

- OKAY.
- SO, UM...

- BUT THAT WAS THE REASON...

- THE EMAIL... HE AND I WEREN'T
EVEN SPEAKING

WHEN HE SENT THE EMAIL.

I WAS IN VEGAS
WITH LISA THE NIGHT BEFORE.

I HAD TURNED 40 AT MIDNIGHT
AND HE SAID, UM,

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY [bleep]HOLE.

[bleep] YOU,
YOU PSYCHOTIC BITCH."

AND I TEXT THOSE EXACT
WORDS TO MY SHRINK

AND I WAS LIKE, IT'S MIDNIGHT
ON MY 40TH BIRTHDAY.

WE'D JUST COME HOME
FROM YOUR FASHION SHOW,

AND THAT'S THE WORDS HE TEXT ME.

THE NEXT MORNING
I GOT ON A FLIGHT WITH LISA.

THAT NIGHT, WHEN WE WENT
TO THE CHIPPENDALES,

I MISPLACED MY CELL PHONE
AND I DIDN'T

SPEAK TO HIM THAT WHOLE DAY.

AND THAT'S WHY HE WAS SO
ENRAGED BY THE TIME I GOT HOME

THE NEXT DAY AND HE HAD
ALREADY SENT THE EMAIL.

- IS THIS THE VERSION OF EVENTS
THAT YOU THOUGHT HAPPENED?

- UM, I HAD RECEIVED THE EMAIL

THE NIGHT OF PANDORA'S
BACHELORETTE PARTY,

'CAUSE WE WERE IN VEGAS,
AND THAT'S WHEN I GOT IT.

- AND YOU FELT
THAT TAYLOR KNEW ABOUT IT?

- I HAD THOUGHT THAT TAYLOR
MUST HAVE GONE HOME

OR TALKED TO RUSSELL
AND TOLD HIM

WHAT HAD HAPPENED, OBVIOUSLY,

FOR ME TO GET THAT EMAIL.

- DO YOU THINK THAT TAYLOR PUT
YOU IN A DANGEROUS POSITION

BY TELLING RUSSELL
WHAT YOU HAD SAID?

- OF COURSE I HAD FELT THAT,
BUT, YOU KNOW,

AFTER THE FACT, I DO REALIZE
THAT, YOU KNOW, THAT YOU WERE

SCARED AND... UNDERSTANDABLY SO.

- THANK YOU.

- LISA, KYLE, AND ADRIENNE,

YOU'RE ALL VERY STRONG WOMEN.

YOU'RE ALL MARRIED.

HOW DO YOU... HOW DOES HEARING
THIS MAKE YOU FEEL?

- TO HEAR HER STORIES
WAS DIFFICULT

AND SAD AT THE SAME TIME,
BECAUSE I KNEW THAT SHE DIDN'T

HAVE THE KIND OF, UM,
STRENGTH THAT I HAVE.

- I USED TO THINK TOO, YOU KNOW,

IF IT WERE ME,
I WOULD JUST LEAVE.

BUT WE REALLY CAN'T JUDGE.

YOU CAN'T SAY UNLESS YOU'VE
WALKED IN HER SHOES.

- IT ALMOST SEEMS LIKE THAT WAS
THE TIPPING POINT FOR HER

TO FINALLY SAY, YOU KNOW, I NEED
TO MAKE A CHANGE IN MY LIFE,

AND REALLY DO IT.

- MOTHER TERESA DONATACCI.

[all laugh] - NO, NO, NO.

IT'S NOT EVEN THAT, IT'S JUST...

- NO, I KNOW.
- YEAH.

- IT'S FRUSTRATING 'CAUSE WHEN

YOU SEE YOUR
FRIEND GOING THROUGH

THAT, IT'S HORRIBLE. - RIGHT.

- YOU WERE LIKE, ENOUGH.
- IT IS HORRIBLE.

AND I ALSO FELT THAT YOU WERE
STILL IN LOVE WITH HIM.

AT TIMES. - YEAH.

- OKAY, WELL...
VERY DIFFICULT SUBJECT.

THANKS FOR BEING OPEN
AND HONEST, ALL OF YOU.

AND, UH, I HAVE SOME MORE
QUESTIONS FOR YOU IN A BIT.

BUT WE'RE GONNA GIVE YOU
A BREAK FOR A MINUTE.

ALTHOUGH MANY WERE SURPRISED
THAT THINGS GOT HEATED BETWEEN

LISA AND ADRIENNE THIS SEASON,

EVEN MORE SURPRISING
WAS THE FACT

THAT FUEL WAS ADDED TO THE FIRE
FROM AN UNEXPECTED SOURCE.

WATCH.

- LOOKING GOOD,
LOOKING GOOD, EVERYBODY.

- THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

- WHO DOESN'T LOVE
MACARONI AND CHEESE?

- THE BRITISH LADY ACROSS
THE STREET, PROBABLY.

- LISA HAD MADE
A COMMENT TO BERNIE

ABOUT THE FOOD
THAT HE WAS SERVING

FOR A PARTY WE WERE HAVING,

AND BERNIE THOUGHT
IT WAS A LITTLE OFFENSIVE.

- EVEN IF I DIDN'T
LIKE HIS FOOD,

WHICH I'M NOT SAYING I DON'T,

I WOULDN'T DREAM OF EVER
COMMENTING ON IT.

HELLO. - IT'S LISA.

WHEN I HEAR LISA VANDERPUMP'S
VOICE, I'M THINKING

NAILS ON THE CHALKBOARD. - OH.

- CAN YOU SHUT
THOSE TWO DOORS, PLEASE?

PULL THE DOORS TOWARDS YOU.

- DOGS AT THE TABLE?

- WOW.

REMEMBER, MY FOOD FIRST.

THE DOG GETS IN THE WAY,
STEP ON IT.

- [laughs]

- I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW BERNIE
HAD AN OPINION OF ME.

I'VE HARDLY MET HIM.

I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER HAD
A CONVERSATION WITH HIM.

- HELLO.
- WELCOME.

- OKAY, HONEY.

- HOW ARE YOU?

- GOOD. YOU?

- NOW, I KNOW I KNOW HIM.

BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW I KNOW HIM.

- YOU DO KNOW HIM.

YOU DO, I'VE SEEN HIM
BEFORE TOO.

- IS THAT ADRIENNE'S CHEF?

- I DON'T KNO...
- GO FIND OUT.

- OKAY.

- THAT WAS EMBARRASSING.
- OKAY. [laughs]

- [laughs]

- SO, WH... WHAT DID YOU THINK
WHEN YOU HEARD ABOUT

BERNIE'S FEELINGS TOWARDS YOU?

- I DON'T REALLY KNOW HIM,
TO BE HONEST

AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE
ALL THIS CAME FROM.

BUT... - DID YOU OFFEND HIS FOOD?

- I'VE NEVER SPOKEN
TO HIM ABOUT HIS FOOD.

- SO YOU WEREN'T AWARE THAT HE
HAD STRONG FEELINGS ABOUT YOU?

WHAT... - NO.

ONLY WHEN I SAW
THE FIRST EPISODE.

AND THEN I WAS REALLY
KIND OF INSULTED.

AND I REALLY DIDN'T UNDERSTAND
HOW ADRIENNE WOULD LET SOMEBODY

WHO WORKED FOR HER PUBLICALLY...
- FIRST OF ALL...

- KIND OF TRASH SOMEBODY
THAT WAS A FRIEND OF HERS

BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, IF I HAD
SOMEBODY THAT WORKED FOR ME,

I WOULDN'T DREAM OF
LETTING THEM, YOU KNOW,

TRASH ONE OF MY FRIENDS,
ESPECIALLY IN PUBLIC.

AND I HAVE NO RECOLLECTION
OF ANYTHING WITH HIM.

I'VE BEEN TO DINNER THERE
ONCE IN SEVEN YEARS.

I'VE BEEN THERE
TO A COUPLE OF PARTIES.

- THAT'S NOT TRUE.

YOU'VE GONE
TO MOST OF MY PARTIES.

- NO, I'VE BEEN TO
DINNER THERE ONCE.

- AND HE'S COOKED AND YOU
COMMENTED ON HIS FOOD.

- WELL, WHATEVER.

- AND OTHER PEOPLE
HAVE TOLD ME...

- I'VE NEVER COMMENTED
ON HIS FOOD.

- AND IT WAS NOT NICE

WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT HIS FOOD.

- I'VE NEVER COMMENTED...

- WHAT HAS SHE SAID
ABOUT HIS FOOD?

- SHE SAID THAT "I CAN'T BELIEVE

"HE FIXED MEXICAN FOOD.

IT'S SO ETHNIC AND,
I CAN'T BELIEVE..."

- OH, PLEASE, WHEN DID
I SAY THAT EXACTLY?

- IS HIS FOOD DRY?
- I DIDN'T KNOW THIS.

I WAS NOT THERE, BUT I ASKED
PEOPLE THAT WERE THERE...

- YOU KNOW WHAT, THIS... I'M NOT
GONNA TAKE LIES, ADRIENNE.

THIS IS A LIE.

- I'M TELLING YOU
WHAT HE TOLD ME.

- YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU'RE...

- I'M TELLING YOU
WHAT HE TOLD ME.

I WASN'T THERE. - RIGHT.

- SO WHAT SHE'S OFFENDED ABOUT

IS A MEMBER OF YOUR STAFF

TALKING POORLY ABOUT
ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS.

- AND I... AND I... AND
I UNDERSTAND THAT.

AND... AND, OF COURSE
I WOULDN'T LIKE IT EITHER.

HOWEVER, I DIDN'T KNOW
THIS WAS GOING ON.

I'M UPSTAIRS GETTING READY
IN HAIR AND MAKEUP.

I'M NOT IN THE KITCHEN.

- HE'S NEVER SAID
ANYTHING TO YOU?

- AFTER I STARTED SEEING
WHAT HE SAID, I SAID,

"BERNIE, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?"

NO, I CONFRONTED BERNIE.

I SAID, "BERNIE, WHAT'S WRONG?"

THEN HE STARTED TELLING ME
WHAT YOU HAD SAID

AT PARTIES THAT I WOULD...
THAT I WAS GIVING.

- I NEVER TALKED
TO HIM AT PARTIES.

I KNOW HE'S A FRIEND OF CEDRIC,
SINCE THEN.

- NOT... NOT TALKING TO HIM.

IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU SAID THINGS
ABOUT HIS FOOD TO OTHER GUESTS.

- I WOULD NEVER SAY THAT.
- BUT THEN I INVESTIGATED,

AND I ASKED PEOPLE THAT...
- I WOULD NEVER SAY THAT.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT
HE SERVED THERE.

I'VE BEEN TO
A COUPLE OF PARTIES,

WENT TO A CHRISTMAS PARTY,
AND HE SOLD A STORY

THE TABLOIDS SAYING
I CAME INTO HER HOUSE

AND SCREAMED THAT
ALL THE FOOD WAS GONE.

- I FIND THAT
DIFFICULT TO BELIEVE.

- DO YOU VALUE YOUR EMPLOYEE
MORE THAN YOUR FRIEND?

- ABSO... I VALUE BOTH OF THEM.

- AH.

- HE HAS AN OPINION,
YOU HAVE AN OPINION.

- AH.
- RIGHT?

- OKAY, OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

- YOU HAVE AN OPINION,
HE HAS AN OPINION.

- I AGREE WITH YOU,
IT'S FINE FOR HIM

TO MAKE COMMENTS ABOUT YOUR
FRIENDS AND SELL STORIES...

- YOU'VE NEVER SOLD A STORY?

- NO, NEVER.
- NEVER?

TO RADAR ONLINE?

- NO.

- YOU'VE NEVER SOLD A STORY?

- NEVER SOLD A STORY.

HAVE I TALKED
TO RADAR ONLINE? YES.

- BUT HAVE YOU
SOLD A STORY TO THEM?

- SOLD A STORY?
- SOLD A STORY.

- WHAT, SO YOU CAN HAVE THIS
STORY AND YOU GIVE ME A CHECK?

- YES, YES.
- NO, ON MY CHILDREN'S LIFE.

ON MY LIFE, NO, ABSOLU...

- I DISAGREE WITH YOU.

- YOU THINK
THEY'VE GIVEN ME A CHECK?

- I KNOW THE ONE PERSON
THAT HAS TOLD ME...

- OH, PLEASE.
- THAT YOU SOLD A STORY

THAT YOU TALKED TO.

- I'VE NEVER SOLD A STORY
IN MY LIFE...

- I DON'T BELIEVE
THAT FOR A MINUTE.

- AND I WON'T BE
ACCUSED OF THAT.

- I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
- AND I DON'T LIKE IT.

- I DON'T LIKE IT.
I DON'T LIKE YOU SAYING THAT.

- I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

- I DON'T NEED $100, REALLY,
ADRIENNE, TO SELL A STORY,

BUT, UH, THAT'S
ABSOLUTELY... AND I'D LIKE...

- I DON'T THINK IT'S $100,
I THINK IT'S MORE LIKE, WHAT,

25,000 OR SOMETHING. - FOR WHAT?

- FOR... TO SELL A STORY.
- ABOUT WHAT?

- I DON'T KNOW, YOU WOULD KNOW.
I DON'T SELL STORIES.

- I DON'T SELL STORIES.
WHERE DOES THIS COME FROM?

YOU SEE, I THINK THAT'S SLANDER.

I WOULD NEVER...
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

I FIND THAT SUCH
A CHARACTER ASSASSINATION.

I FIND THAT SO...

- I JUST KNOW THAT, YOU KNOW,
CERTAIN FRIENDS OF YOURS

HAVE SAID, UM, THAT ARE...

- WHOSE FRIEND... WAIT,
THEN YOU NEED TO TELL ME.

- YOUR FRIENDS, YOUR FRIENDS.
- YOU NEED TO TELL ME.

- I WILL.
- YEAH, WELL, TELL ME NOW.

- I ABSOLUTELY WILL.
- TELL ME NOW.

- RADAR ONLINE,
YOUR FRIEND THERE...

- OH, THEY ARE NOT
FRIENDS OF MINE.

- HE SAID, "YOUR FRIEND ACROSS
THE STREET GETS PAID

FOR EVERY STORY SHE LEAKS."

- GOOD FOR THEM.
- THEY'RE NOT FRIENDS OF MINE.

- WHAT DID YOU SAY?

- [Bleep] DID SAY THAT
ABOUT LISA.

- HE DID SAY THAT.
- HE SAID WHAT?

THAT "THE REPORTER"...
- THAT YOU GET PAID.

- I GET PAID?

- THE STORIES THAT YOU
LEAK TO RADAR ONLINE.

- OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE.
- [Bleep] DID SAY THAT.

BUT I THINK [bleep] WAS TRYING
TO GET A STORY FROM ME

AND I WOULDN'T GIVE HIM.

AND HE SAID, "WELL, LISA DOES IT

ALL THE TIME," AND I WAS LIKE,
"[Bleep], REALLY?"

- THERE'S NO UPSIDE FOR ME.

I HAVE MANY PEOPLE
IN MY RESTAURANT.

I HAVE STORIES EVERY SINGLE DAY.

MY RESTAURANT'S
NEVER IN THE PRESS.

I AM CERTAINLY NOT GOING TO GO
TO ANY MAGAZINE AND THEN GO,

"HERE'S A... A THING." - LISA.

- FOR, I MEAN, THEY WOULDN'T
PAY YOU $25,000.

I'M SURE THEY DON'T HAVE
THAT KIND OF MONEY.

BUT I THINK THAT'S SUCH
A [bleep] INSULT...

TO SAY THAT TO A FRIEND.

AND I'M SO OFFENDED BY THAT,

I CAN'T TELL YOU.

I JUST THINK IT'S
SUCH AN INSULT,

SUCH A LOW BLOW,
SUCH A CHARACTER ASSASSINATION

AND I'VE LOST RESPECT FOR
A LOT OF THIS SITUATION.

- LOST RESPECT FOR ADRIENNE?

- I... I JUST, NO, TO ME, THAT'S
REALLY, REALLY UPSETTING.

REALLY INSULTING.

- I'M SORRY.

I'M SORRY.

- CAN YOU GUYS
MOVE ON FROM HERE?

- I WOULD... I WOULD HOPE SO.

- I HAVE TO THINK
ABOUT IT FOR A WHILE.

YEAH, WE CAN MOVE ON,
BUT, IT'S, UM...

- WELL, ALL RIGHT, ON THAT NOTE,
WE'RE GONNA TAKE A BREAK.

WE'LL BE BACK WITH MORE OF

THE REAL HOUSEWIVES
OF BEVERLY HILLS REUNION

IN A MOMENT.

UP NEXT...

- THEY CAN EITHER TAKE
MY SENSE OF HUMOR

OR THEY CAN TALK BEHIND MY BACK,

WHICH THEY ALL
SEEM TO HAVE DONE, SO...

- SO I HEARD YOU
SOLD YOUR PALACE.

SO HOW MANY SQUARE FEET
IS THE NEW HOUSE?

- I'M NOT SAYING THAT.

[all laugh]

- I KNOW... JUST KIDDING.

- OH, BECAUSE CAMILLE GOT IN
TROUBLE LAST...

- REMEMBER SHE GOT
IN TROUBLE... YEAH.

IT'S, IT'S, UH...

- SEE HOW SHE LOOKED
AT ME AND THEN...

- NO, CAMILLE GOT IN TROUBLE

FOR SAYING SHE COULDN'T
LIVE IN 3,000 SQUARE FEET.

- WELL, I COULDN'T LIVE
IN 3,000.

I MEAN, I'M BEING HONEST,
I COULDN'T, YOU KNOW.

- OKAY.
- I... I'VE SPREAD OUT.

IT'S LIKE A HANDBAG.

WHEN IT'S REALLY BIG, YOU PILE

A LOAD OF JUNK IN IT AND YOU
NEED A BIG ONE.

- DOES GIGGY LIKE IT?

- YEAH, GIGGY, YEAH.

IT'S BIG ENOUGH FOR GIGGY.

- LOOK AT HOW MISTY-EYED YOU GET

AT EVEN THE MENTION OF GIGGY.

- EXCUSE ME, I'M NOT DRESSING UP
AS GIGGY ON HALLOWEEN.

THAT WAS YOU.

[all laugh]

RIGHT, OKAY, JUST OWN IT.

- ANYWAY.

- WELCOME BACK TO
THE REAL HOUSEWIVES

OF BEVERLY HILLS REUNION.

JOINING US NOW IS
BRANDI GLANVILLE.

HEY, BRANDI. - HI, KITTY CAT.

- GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- YOU TOO.

- YOU KNOW, I UNDERSTAND,
BY THE WAY, BRANDI,

THAT CONGRATULATIONS AND
CONDOLENCES ARE IN ORDER.

[all laugh]

YOU GOT MARRIED
FOR ABOUT TWO HOURS

IN VEGAS ON NEW YEAR'S EVE.

- THAT'S GREAT.
- CORRECT, THANK YOU.

[laughs]

- I WAS THERE IN THE SAME HOTEL.
- I KNOW.

- AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN ASK ME TO
BE YOUR MAID OF HONOR.

- I KNOW, SHE TEXTED ME
SHE HAD JUST COME IN.

BUT YOU WERE LEAVING.

- DIDN'T GET MARRIED.

TELL THE TRUTH...
- I WISH I WAS THERE FOR THAT.

- WHAT HAPPENED?

YOU HAD A CEREMONY
WITH YOUR BEST FRIENDS?

- WE HAD A CEREMONY
AND THEN, UM,

WE DIDN'T GET MARRIED

AND HE WANTED ME TO CONVERT.

IT WAS A WHOLE...
WE WENT THROUGH...

- CONVERT TO WHAT?
- HE'S JEWISH.

- WERE YOU WORRIED THAT YOUR
ONE-DAY MARRIAGE

COULD JEOPARDIZE YOUR CHILD
SUPPORT FROM YOUR EX-HUSBAND?

- NO, BECAUSE IT WASN'T LEGAL.

WE HAD NO PAPERWORK, SO,

I DON'T REALLY THINK ABOUT
HIM IN MY THOUGHTS.

- DID YOU HEAR FROM YOUR
EX-HUSBAND, EDDIE CIBRIAN,

ABOUT YOUR ACTIVITIES
ON THIS SHOW?

- UM, W... I DON'T SPEAK TO HIM.

I SPEAK TO HIS ASSISTANT.

- REALLY?
- YEAH.

- Y... BUT YOU'RE CO-PARENTING.

- I'M GOING THROUGH
THE SAME THING.

I DON'T SPEAK
TO MY EX AT ALL AND...

- IT'S DIFFICULT BUT, YOU KNOW,
THE KIDS ARE GREAT.

THEY'RE REALLY UNAFFECTED BY IT.

I WILL SAY THAT
EDDIE DOESN'T SAY

BAD THINGS ABOUT
ME TO MY CHILDREN

AND VICE VERSA AND
WE PUT THEM FIRST.

WHETHER WE SAY IT ABOUT EACH
OTHER TO OUR FRIENDS

IS A DIFFERENT STORY,
BUT I WILL GIVE HIM THAT.

- YOU TWO IMMEDIATELY BONDED.

BOTH KIND OF WRONGED
BY FAMOUS MEN, YES?

THAT'S YOUR COMMON GROUND?
- YOURS WAS FAMOUS.

- OH, SO WAS YOURS.
- [laughs]

- CAMILLE'S IS FAMOUS.

- THAT IS SO NAUGHTY.

- YOU'RE SO FUNNY.
SHE'S SO FUNNY.

- THAT'S FUNNY.

SO BRANDI, WHAT DID IT
FEEL LIKE WHEN

ADRIENNE BROUGHT YOU TO THAT
FIRST CHARITY EVENT OF KYLE'S?

- UM, YOU KNOW,
I JUST FELT LIKE,

YOU KNOW, A FISH OUT OF WATER.

I FELT LIKE THEY JUST LOOKED
AT ME LIKE I WAS KIND OF A JOKE

AND THEY WERE JUST
ALL GONNA MISTREAT ME

AND IT WAS SO SILLY.

THEY CAN EITHER TAKE
MY SENSE OF HUMOR

OR THEY CAN TALK BEHIND MY BACK

WHICH THEY ALL
SEEM TO HAVE DONE, SO...

- OOH, RIGHT OUT OF
THE GATE, BRANDI.

- STOP.

- NEXT WEEK...

- WHEN I GET TO MY BREAKING
POINT, I FIGHT BACK.

- THIS IS NONE OF
YOUR BUSINESS, OKAY?

- YOU MADE IT
THE WORLD'S BUSINESS.

- YOU'RE WAY OUT OF YOUR PLACE.

NO. - NO, YOU ARE.

- YOU ARE ANGRY SPICE.

- IF I WANT TO SAY ANYTHING,
I WILL SAY IT TO THEIR FACE.

- THAT'S NOT NICE.

WHY WOULD YOU TELL HER THAT?

- YOUR JAW WAS POPPED OUT

OF IT'S SOCKET AND YOU POPPED IT
BACK IN YOURSELF?

- OVER A TOILET.

- WE HUGGED EACH OTHER.

WE HELD EACH OTHER FOR
THE FIRST TIME IN YEARS.

- SHE COMPLETELY
THREW ME UNDER THE BUS.

- YOU SAID, "LISA PHONED ME AND
SAID TAYLOR IS NOT MY FRIEND."

- NO! OH, THAT'S A LIE.

- LOOK, I WAS BEING BULLIED
IN A ROOM AND I HAD NO FRIENDS.

- AND YOU SAID,
"I WILL KILL YOU," TWO TIMES?

- OH, [bleep] OFF.

- WHEN'S THE BOOK
COME OUT, ANYWAY?

IT'S BEEN, LIKE, A HOT MINUTE.

- TO LEARN MORE
ABOUT THE HOUSEWIVES,