The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (2010–…): Season 2, Episode 13 - Adrienne's Fashion Show - full transcript
Still angry from accusations repeated at the tea party, Taylor fears running into Camille at Adrienne's glamorous backyard fashion show.
- PREVIOUSLY ON THE REAL
HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...
- LOOK AT THIS!
- OH, MY GOD.
THAT'S TOO BIG A DEAL.
- I LOVE IT!
- I FEEL THIS NIGHTMARE
IS ONLY JUST BEGINNING.
- I'M UPSET BECAUSE LISA
DIDN'T COME TO ME
FOR HER DAUGHTER'S PARTY
TO STAY AT THE PALMS.
THEY'RE STAYING
AT PLANET HOLLYWOOD,
WHICH IS OUR COMPETITION...
IT'S RUDE.
- THERE'S A LOT OF CRACKS
IN OUR LITTLE GROUP RIGHT NOW.
- THIS IS KILLING ME,
LIKE, ALL OF THE DRAMA...
I SAID THINGS
I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID.
- I APPRECIATE THE EFFORT.
BUT JUST DON'T EVER TALK
ABOUT MY SISTER.
SO... MOVING ON.
[upbeat music]
- LIFE IN BEVERLY HILLS
IS A GAME,
AND I MAKE THE RULES.
- I'M NOT THE RICHEST GIRL
IN BEVERLY HILLS,
BUT I AM THE LUCKIEST.
- PEOPLE TRY TO FIGURE ME OUT,
BUT I'M ONE OF A KIND.
- I'VE FINALLY FOUND MY VOICE,
AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT.
- HAVING IT ALL IS EASY,
IF YOU'RE WILLING TO WORK
FOR IT.
- DIAMONDS AREN'T
A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND.
FREEDOM IS.
- DARLING, HI.
- FINALLY.
- SORRY.
- COME ON.
- HUH?
- YOU'RE ALWAYS LATE.
- I KNOW. DON'T KISS ME
'CAUSE I'VE GOT A BIT OF A COLD.
[smooches] I LOVE YOU, OKAY?
- I LOVE YOU, TOO.
- WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
- SHERRY'S HERE
WITH INVITATIONS.
- HUH? ALL RIGHT,
WHERE ARE THEY?
- THEY'RE IN THE LOUNGE.
- SORRY I'M LATE.
- OKAY, LET'S GO.
- COME ON.
- YOU'RE ALWAYS LATE LATELY.
- I KNOW.
- THAT'S WHAT I SAID.
SHE'S ALWAYS LATE.
- OKAY, GET OFF MY CASE, PLEASE.
I'M THE MOTHER HERE.
I'M SUPPOSED TO BE DOING
THE TELLING OFF.
- OH, MY GOD, LISA!
- HELLO, I'M SORRY I'M LATE.
HELLO, HI. HELLO, AGAIN.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- HELLO, DARLING. MWAH.
- EVERYTHING GOOD?
- FABULOUS.
- OH, MY GOODNESS!
- LOOK AT THE INVITATIONS!
- I KNOW. LOOK AT THEM!
- THAT IS SO CUTE.
THAT MAKES ME FEEL
SO MUCH BETTER.
OH, MY GOODNESS! - CHECK IT OUT.
- IT LOOKS LIKE A GIFT.
- LOOK AT THIS ONE.
- KEN, COME ON OVER.
- OH, I LOVE THAT.
CHECK IT OUT. - OH, I LOVE THAT.
- WHAT ARE THEY, PRESENTS?
- AH.
- DADDY, COME AND LOOK
AT OUR INVITATIONS.
- OH, ISN'T THAT SO PRETTY?
- ISN'T THAT BEAUTIFUL?
- OH, I WISH
I WAS GETTING MARRIED.
- AW. [laughter]
- OH, I AM, KIND OF.
- OH! OH.
- OPEN IT.
- OH, I LOVE THAT.
DO YOU LOVE IT, BABE?
- I LOVE IT.
- YOU CAN EXPECT ANYTHING
IN BEVERLY HILLS,
BUT THIS BOX... IT WAS ABSOLUTELY
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING
I'VE SEEN.
- ALL RIGHT.
- KEVIN, YOU'RE COMING
THROUGH FOR ME.
- ALL RIGHT.
- [chuckles]
- NEVER MIND HAVING A GO
AT YOU ALL THE TIME.
- SHERRY, YOU DID IT.
SHE'S SO HAPPY.
- THAT'S PERFECT.
- OH, I LOVE IT.
THANK YOU. THANK YOU. - GREAT.
LISA, WE'VE GOT
SOME FABULOUS CATERING
GOING ON IN THE KITCHEN.
- OH, REALLY?
- YEAH.
- GREAT. YES.
- KEVIN HAS BROUGHT
THESE UNBELIEVABLE CATERERS
AND BARMEN
TO DEMONSTRATE
WHAT THEY'RE GOING TO DO
FOR PANDORA'S WEDDING.
HELLO, HI. - HI, HOW ARE YOU?
- RON, LISA.
- HELLO, HI.
- NICE TO MEET YOU.
- NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO.
- CONGRATULATIONS.
- THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- INCREDIBLE, INCREDIBLE,
INCREDIBLE.
- OKAY.
- OH, MY GOD. [chuckles]
- I'M GONNA DO
TWO COCKTAILS FOR YOU
ONE OF THEM I DESIGNED
JUST FOR YOU GUYS.
- I COULD DO
WITH A COCKTAIL NOW.
THE DAY I'VE HAD... - PERFECT.
HERE'S THE DRINK THAT I DESIGNED
FOR THIS WEDDING, ACTUALLY.
IT'S JUST MOSTLY VODKA. - OKAY.
- BUT I INFUSED IT MYSELF.
- OKAY.
AND YOU KNOW HOW...
THAT VODKA CAN
NORMALLY NEVER FREEZE, RIGHT?
- I LIKE IT.
- WHOO!
- OH, MY GOD, ARE YOU CR...
WE CANNOT DO THIS AT A WEDDING.
WE CANNOT DO THIS...
- COME ON, LISA.
IT'LL BE INCREDIBLE. - WHAT?
- I LOVE IT!
- THINGS ARE EXPLODING,
AND, YOU KNOW,
SMOKING, AND I WAS JUST THINKING
MAYBE, LIKE, A SIMPLE GLASS
OF CHAMPAGNE?
- THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANT
AT MY WEDDING!
- INCREDIBLE!
- OKAY.
YOU DON'T THINK THIS IS
A BIT TOO CRAZY?
- OH, COME ON, LISA.
IT'S A MILLION-DOLLAR
WEDDING HERE.
IT IS NOT A MILLION-DOLLAR
WEDDING.
- I LOVE THIS.
- I THINK IT'S REALLY COOL.
- YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING
LIKE THIS.
- THAT'S SO GOOD.
IT'S LIKE ICE CREAM.
- IT'S A MELT-AMORPHOSIS.
- DON'T YOU REALLY THINK THAT
THIS COULD BE A LITTLE BIT
OVER THE TOP? I'M SERIOUS.
- THAT'S WHAT I WANT...
OVER THE TOP.
- I'M NOT ASKING YOU.
- IT HAS TO BE OVER THE TOP!
- THIS IS NOT, LIKE, A LITTLE...
I MEAN, I FEEL LIKE I'M
IN A PHARMACY RIGHT NOW.
THERE ARE THINGS
SMOKING AND STEAMING.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON.
WE JUST WANT SOMEBODY
WHO'S GOING TO MIX DRINKS.
THAT'S IT.
- OOH! WOW.
- OH, MY GOD!
- THAT WILL KNOCK
YOUR SOCKS OFF.
[laughter] - WOW, CHEERS.
- CHEERS!
- LOVE IT!
- JESUS CHRIST.
THAT IS REALLY STRONG.
- PEOPLE WANNA GO CRAZY, LISA.
THAT'S ALL YOU WANT, DARLING.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SIT DOWN?
- YEAH. BEFORE I COOL DOWN,
I THINK I BETTER.
- I KNOW. MY STOMACH IS LIKE...
[imitates gurgling]
[laughs]
- IF I HAVE TOO MANY OF THESE,
I'M NOT EVEN GONNA REMEMBER
THE WEDDING.
WOW.
All: HI.
- HEY, ADRIENNE, HOW ARE YOU?
- HI, GARY, HOW ARE YOU?
- SO NICE TO SEE YOU.
- NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD, AND YOURSELF?
- HI. HI.
FOR THE PAST SEVERAL MONTHS,
I'VE BEEN WORKING
ON MY SHOE LINE.
IT'S ACTUALLY BEEN
A DREAM OF MINE
SINCE I'VE BEEN A LITTLE GIRL.
HOW EXCITING! SO...
- FINALLY, WE'RE HERE!
- YES! YES.
AND IT IS DESIGN TIME.
- EXACTLY.
THIS IS, LIKE,
MY DREAM COME TRUE NOW...
RIGHT IN FRONT
OF MY EYES HERE, SO...
[laughter] - YES.
- IT'S IMPORTANT FOR ME TO MEET
WITH MY TEAM TO KIND OF DISCUSS
WHERE I WANNA GO
WITH MY SHOE LINE.
THE SPECIAL DETAILS THAT I WANT,
THE LOOK THAT I WANT,
THE STYLES THAT I WANT,
AND TO ALL BE ON THE SAME PAGE.
I WANNA BE ABLE
TO DESIGN A SHOE THAT I LOVE,
BUT THAT IS PRACTICAL
FOR EVERYBODY.
- WE'RE GONNA FOCUS ON FALL.
SHOULD WE JUST DIVE
RIGHT INTO IT?
- YEAH.
- YES, BUT...
OBVIOUSLY, I SET OUT ALL...
SOME OF MY FAVORITE SHOES
THAT I THOUGHT MAYBE
WE COULD INCORPORATE
IN SOME OF THE DESIGNS, SO...
- GREAT.
- SO WHY DON'T WE START
BY YOU PICKING OUT
YOUR FAVORITE SHOE
AND SORT OF... - OH, GEE.
- I KNOW THAT'S A HARD CHOICE.
- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
- DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS
TO GET HER TO THIS POINT?
[laughter]
- IF YOU'RE ASKING ME
FOR EVERYDAY...
- LET'S TALK EVERYDAY.
- OKAY.
- LET'S START WITH THAT.
- THIS SHOE...
IS PLATFORM... YOU CANNOT BEAT.
- THIS SHOE I LOVE
JUST BECAUSE IT CAN TRANSFORM
FROM DAY TO EVENING.
SO THIS SHOE,
ACTUALLY, I THINK IS BEAUTIFUL
FOR A VERY CLASSIC DESIGN.
NEXT SHOE...
LOVE THIS SHOE.
AND I LOVE IT BECAUSE
I LOVE THE OPEN TOE.
I THINK IT'S BEAUTIFUL,
WELL, FOR EVENING.
IT HAS THAT BLING FACTOR,
BUT IT'S NOT... IT'S STILL SO...
DONE SO ELEGANTLY.
I LIKE THIS COIN,
BUT I THOUGHT MUCH SMALLER
FOR MY LOGO,
AND I WANTED TO PUT IT
RIGHT IN HERE, WITH THE SHOES.
- IN THE ARCH.
- ABSOLUTELY.
- MAYBE THE NAME AROUND IT
AND THEN A DIAMOND
IN THE MIDDLE.
AND THE REASON
YOU HAVE THE DIAMOND,
BECAUSE WHAT WOMAN
DOESN'T LOVE DIAMONDS?
- ABSOLUTELY.
- YEAH.
- DIAMONDS AND SHOES TOGETHER...
[laughter]
WHAT ELSE DO YOU NEED?
- CHOCOLATE. [laughter]
- I'M ORGANIZING A FASHION SHOW
TO BENEFIT STEP UP,
WHICH IS AN ORGANIZATION
THAT EMPOWERS YOUNG WOMEN.
THEY HELP WOMEN THAT ASPIRE
TO GO INTO BUSINESS,
THE ARTS, MUSIC.
THE FASHION SHOW IS ALSO
TO SHOWCASE
A PAIR OF MY SHOES
THAT WILL BE OUT
DURING THE HOLIDAYS.
WHAT WOMAN DOESN'T DREAM
OF BEING ABLE TO DO THIS?
- IT'S PRETTY GREAT.
- THIS IS AMAZING.
OH, MY GOSH. - IT'S EXCITING.
- I COULDN'T BE HAPPIER
RIGHT NOW.
[laughter]
- COME ON IN. HAVE A SEAT.
- THANK YOU.
- [sighs]
- WE HAVEN'T HAD YOU
FOR A WHILE.
- [sighs]
- WE'VE BEEN DOING
A LOT OF WORK...
- WE'VE MISSED YOU.
WE HAVE BEEN.
- THE TWO OF US.
- YEAH.
RUSSELL AND I HAVE BEEN
THROUGH A LOT,
AND WE'VE STARTED
THIS REALLY INTENSE THERAPY
ON OUR MARRIAGE.
AND WHAT I'VE RECOGNIZED
AS WE WENT INTO IT,
ONE OF THE AGREEMENTS WAS,
WE'RE GONNA DO EVERYTHING WE CAN
TO KEEP IT TOGETHER,
OR WE'RE GONNA FIGURE OUT
HOW TO NOT BE TOGETHER
IN THE MOST SUCCESSFUL WAY
THAT WE CAN.
- I THINK THAT WE NEED
TO TALK ABOUT
WHERE WE'RE HEADING
AND HOW
YOU'RE FEELING TOGETHER...
SOME OF THE STUFF
THAT'S COMING UP.
- WE CLEARLY LOVE EACH OTHER.
- HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?
- [sighs] I JUST DON'T...
WHEN... WHEN RUSSELL
IS GOOD TO ME,
IT'S BETTER THAN ANY OTHER GOOD
I CAN IMAGINE.
- AND WHEN RUSSELL ISN'T GOOD?
- IT HURTS MORE THAN ANYTHING
IN THE WORLD.
- AND HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH THAT?
- NOT VERY WELL SOMETIMES.
- THE GOOD NEWS IS
THERE'S NOTHING THAT'S HAPPENED
IN THIS MARRIAGE
THAT'S SO DAMAGING... - RIGHT.
- THAT NEITHER ONE OF US
CANNOT RECOVER.
- DO YOU AGREE?
- YES.
I MEAN, WE WOULDN'T STILL
BE SITTING HERE,
BECAUSE THIS HAS NOT BEEN EASY.
- YES.
- YEAH, IT'S BEEN VERY PAINFUL
ADDRESSING THE...
PROBLEMS AND ISSUES
THAT WE'VE HAD...
THE NEGLECT, YOU KNOW,
ME BEING ABSENT
BECAUSE OF WORK.
- WHEN YOU GET ANGRY.
- WHEN I GET ANGRY,
WHEN WE ARGUE.
YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT EASY
TALKING ABOUT THESE THINGS.
- NO.
I MEAN, DO YOU KNOW
WHEN YOU'RE GETTING ANGRY?
DO YOU GET PAST IT?
- YOU KNOW,
IT'S NOT A NICE PROCESS.
- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
DOES IT GET L...
YOU MEAN
WHEN IT GETS LOUD AND MEAN?
YOU SAY THINGS YOU DON'T MEAN?
- YOU SAY THINGS YOU DON'T MEAN.
YOU GET ANGRY.
- YOU'RE MEAN,
AND YOU'RE AGGRESSIVE.
AND YOU DON'T EVEN MEAN IT
WHEN IT'S DONE,
BUT THE BOTTOM LINE IS
IT JUST BECOMES NASTY.
I THINK UNDERSTANDING
WHY YOU WANNA HURT THAT PERSON,
FIGURING OUT, "WHY AM
I THROWING THIS DAGGER AT THEM?"
YOU WANNA HURT THEM.
"WHY DO I WANNA HURT THEM?
BECAUSE I'M ANGRY AT THEM.
WHY AM I ANGRY AT THEM?"
FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU'RE ANGRY AT
AND TELL THEM LIKE AN ADULT
IN A RESPECTFUL WAY.
THE DYNAMIC OF COMMUNICATION
IS WHAT REALLY HAS TO BE FIXED
IF WE'RE GONNA GO FORWARD
IN THE FUTURE,
AND THAT MEANS
KNOW WHEN YOU'RE ANGRY
BEFORE YOU'RE REALLY ANGRY.
- THIS WHOLE PROCESS HAS BROUGHT
ALL OF THIS TO THE FOREFRONT.
- RIGHT.
- AND THE PROBLEM IS,
WITHOUT THE COUNSELING,
YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE...
YOU'RE JUST GOING THROUGH LIFE
OUT OF CONTROL.
- RIGHT.
'CAUSE THERE'S A LOT OF TRUST
THAT HAS TO START TO BUILD HERE
AND A LOT OF, YOU KNOW,
UNSPOKEN EMOTIONAL SAFETY
THAT HAS TO BE BUILT IN.
YOU HAVE TO FEEL
EMOTIONALLY SAFE AROUND HIM,
AND YOU HAVE TO FEEL
EMOTIONALLY SAFE AROUND HER.
- WE DON'T WANNA LOSE EACH OTHER
SO BADLY.
MAYBE THAT'S PART
OF THE CATALYST
FOR WHY THINGS GET...
- RIGHT. SOMEBODY
IS DESPERATE TO HOLD ON.
AND THAT'S THE PART
THAT WE HAVE TO LOOK AT.
IS THAT DESPERATION
BECAUSE WE'RE SCARED
AND WE DON'T WANNA BE ALONE?
WHY ARE YOU CRYING?
WHY DOES THAT MAKE YOU SAD?
- I JUST WANT IT TO BE...
YOU KNOW, I JUST WANNA...
I WANT ALL THE HURT
AND THE HEARTACHE TO BE OVER,
AND IT JUST TO BE HAPPINESS
AND... AND TO JUST...
KEEP BUILDING,
WHICH WE'RE DOING.
- YOU KNOW, IT'S... IT'S AMAZING
WHAT A LITTLE RESPECT
AND COMMON COURTESY
WILL GET YOU IN LIFE.
- AND SELF-CONTROL.
- YEAH, AND SELF-CONTROL.
- RIGHT.
- AND IT'S AMAZING
HOW JUST THE OPPOSITE
CAN DESTROY.
- YOU KNOW,
WE JUST WANNA MOVE FORWARD.
AND CAN YOU JUST
HAVE A CLEAN SLATE TODAY
AND GO FORWARD
AND BUILD FROM THERE?
- WELL, I APPRECIATE THAT,
BUT UNFORTUNATELY, WE CAN'T,
'CAUSE THAT'S KIND OF IMMATURE.
WE WANNA GET ON A PATH WHERE WE
WON'T KEEP HURTING EACH OTHER.
- I HATE TO CUT THIS SHORT,
BUT I'M GONNA BE LATE
TO A MEETING.
- HE'S GOTTA GO.
- SO LET'S JUST WRAP UP.
BUT WE GOTTA REALLY
DO THIS STUFF, OKAY?
- OKAY.
- YEAH.
- COMING UP...
- I WAS THINKING
TO DO SOMETHING FUN,
LIKE, THIS LADY...
SHE'S A PORN STAR.
SO SHE COMES AND SHE
TEACHES YOU HOW TO, LIKE,
DO B.J.s AND STUFF.
[upbeat instrumental music]
♪♪ ♪♪
- I HAVE FOUND
THE MOST UNBELIEVABLE
WEDDING-DRESS DESIGNER...
- OH! PERFECT.
- HE'S AMAZING.
- A SMALL TOWN.
- THAT I CAME FROM.
AND HE'S THERE NOW.
AND HE'S WON
DESIGNER OF THE YEAR IN... AHA!
IN ENGLAND. - CUTE!
- HE'S AN EXQUISITE
WEDDING-DRESS DESIGNER.
I KNOW WHAT I WANT
FOR MY DAUGHTER.
I WANT TO GIVE HER
SOMETHING SPECIAL,
SOMETHING THAT
SHE'S GONNA REMEMBER FOREVER.
- I LOVE SCALLOPS.
- OH, THAT'S SO CUTE.
- SCALLOPS, AH.
- THIS IS SCALLOP WITH,
UH, SWEET MASHED POTATOES
AND ASPARAGUS.
- THAT IS DELICIOUS.
WHAT IS THIS? - WOW.
- THIS LOOKS WONDERFUL.
- WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?
- THIS IS THE SEARED TUNA,
THE ALBACORE WITH SEAWEED.
- I LOVE THIS.
- THIS IS SALMON CAVIAR WITH,
WASABI, DILL, TARRAGON.
- JASON, YOU'LL LIKE THIS.
- IT'S GONNA BE FABULOUS!
IT'S GONNA BE GREAT!
- YOU ARE
A VERY EXCITED LITTLE MAN.
- YOU SEE THAT LITTLE CONCOCTION
BACK THERE WITH THE, UH,
COTTON CANDY?
- OH, MY GOD.
IF TAYLOR GETS HER LIPS
AROUND THOSE,
IT'LL ALL BE OVER.
- I CAN'T HAVE THOSE
AT THE WEDDING,
IF TAYLOR'S COMING.
- TAYLOR IS COMING.
WE'RE GOOD NOW.
- YEAH, BUT EVERY SINGLE TIME
YOUR FRIENDS GET TOGETHER,
IT'S LIKE A BATTLE.
- NO, IT WON'T BE.
- IT'S ALWAYS A BATTLE.
EVEN DADDY TOLD ME
YOUR TEA PARTY WENT HORRIBLY.
- THE LAST COUPLE OF TIMES YOU
AND I HAVE HAD A CONVERSATION,
YOU HAVE LED INTO IT BY SAYING,
AND I QUOTE,
"I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND."
- I HAVEN'T SAID,
"I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND"...
- LISA, YOU BETTER BACKTRACK,
GIRL...
- OH, DARLING.
- BECAUSE I'M TELLING YOU...
- OH, DARLING. CALM DOWN.
- YES, YOU HAVE!
- I AM NOT HAVING A SHOWDOWN
AT MY WEDDING.
- [chuckles]
- THEY WOULDN'T BE FIGHTING
AT THE WEDDING.
COME ON. MAYBE?
- NO, NO, IT'S GONNA BE FINE.
- SURE?
- NEVER 100%.
- [laughs]
- PANDY HAS
SOME KIND OF RESERVATIONS
ABOUT SOME OF MY FRIENDS.
THEY GET OUT OF CONTROL.
THEY'LL FEEL MY SIZE 7
STRAIGHT UP THEIR JACKSIE.
HOW DOES TAYLOR DO IT?
[laughter]
- SO LOVELY, SO ROMANTIC.
- [laughs]
YOUR TONGUE'S GONNA BE BLUE.
[overlapping chatter]
[laughing]
- OH, SHE'S GONNA HATE ME.
- WELL, YOUR MOUTH'S NOT QUITE
AS BIG AS HERS.
- YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.
- THAT'S TRUE.
- HEY.
- HELLO.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- SO TAYLOR'S THE ONE
WHO ORGANIZED
FOR BRANDI, TAYLOR, AND I
TO GET OUR MANICURES TOGETHER,
EXCEPT NOW I'VE CALLED TAYLOR
TO SEE WHERE SHE IS,
AND SHE'S BAILING ON ME.
TAYLOR'S NOT COMING, BY THE WAY.
- OKAY.
- I JUST TALKED TO HER
ON THE PHONE.
SHE SAID
SHE'S NOT ABLE TO COME NOW.
- OKAY, WELL,
THAT GIVES US A CHANCE TO...
- YES. CHAT.
- YES! EXACTLY.
- I DECIDED TO STAY WITH BRANDI,
AND I REALLY DO
WANNA MOVE PAST THIS
AND NOT BRING ANY MORE DRAMA
INTO OUR GROUP.
- HOW'S YOUR SISTER?
- SHE'S GOOD. SHE'S MOVING.
SO SHE'S, LIKE, DISTRACTED.
- MOVING'S, LIKE,
THE HARDEST THING,
OTHER THAN DIVORCE.
HONESTLY,
IT'S BEEN THE MOST DEPRESSING,
DIFFICULT TIME MOVING.
- HOW LONG WERE
YOU GUYS MARRIED?
- 8 YEARS BUT TOGETHER FOR 13.
- THAT'S A LONG TIME.
I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU
WERE TOGETHER THAT LONG.
- YEAH.
- HE LEFT
WHILE YOU WERE AWAY, RIGHT?
- YEAH. WELL...
- HOW DID HE EVEN MEET HER
WHILE YOU WERE AWAY?
- HE MET HER ON A MOVIE
THAT THEY WERE BOTH DOING.
- OH, THAT'S SO GROSS.
- YEAH.
IT WAS REALLY SAD.
IT WAS JUST LIKE MY WHOLE WORLD
GOT TAKEN AWAY FROM ME.
- I'M REALLY FINE
WITH BRANDI NOW.
I REALLY AM JUST, LIKE,
AT THIS POINT,
I'M MOVING ON.
I DON'T WANT ANY MORE PROBLEMS
IN MY LIFE.
I'LL LET KIM HANDLE BRANDI.
WHAT'D YOU THINK OF THE SEANCE?
- YOU KNOW, IT FREAKED ME OUT
A LITTLE, BUT IT WAS REALLY FUN.
I MEAN, I WAS WORRIED
ABOUT GOING OVER
AND SEEING ALL OF YOU GUYS
AFTER GAME NIGHT,
WHICH WAS A DISASTER
AND A LOW POINT
FOR, I THINK, MOST OF US.
- YES, NOT A GOOD...
NOT A GOOD NIGHT.
- NO, YOU KNOW WHAT?
AT LEAST IT GOT OUT OF THE WAY.
[chuckles]
I DON'T KNOW IF KYLE
100% GETS ME NOW,
BUT AT THAT MOMENT,
I FELT LIKE KYLE
DID UNDERSTAND ME
A LITTLE BETTER.
SO I THOUGHT I WOULD HAVE...
I DON'T KNOW.
TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK...
THE GIRLS OVER
TO MY FRIEND'S HOUSE IN MALIBU.
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL BEACH HOUSE.
AND, LIKE,
JUST WATCH THE SUN GO DOWN.
AND THIS IS WHERE
I NEED YOUR ADVICE.
I WAS THINKING
TO DO SOMETHING FUN,
BUT I CAN'T REALLY DO MUCH
WITH MY FOOT
LIKE IT IS... - POTATO-SACK RACE?
- YEAH, EXACTLY. RIGHT?
- [laughs]
- SO... [laughs]
WHAT ABOUT...
- I'M GETTING NERVOUS!
- [laughs]
LIKE, THIS LADY...
SHE'S A PORN STAR.
SO SHE COMES, AND SHE
TEACHES YOU HOW TO, LIKE,
DO B.J.s AND STUFF.
[laughs] NO?
I'M JUST TRYING
TO THINK OF SOMETHING
THAT WE COULD ACTUALLY...
I COULD ACTUALLY PARTAKE IN.
- [laughs] OH, MY GOD.
OH, MY GOD.
HOPEFULLY, WE ALREADY KNOW.
- YEAH. WELL, YEAH.
- [laughs]
- I'M SURE A PORN STAR COULD
TEACH US A LITTLE SOMETHING,
I WOULD THINK.
- IF SHE WANTS TO BE FRIENDS
WITH ALL OF US GIRLS,
THAT IS NOT THE WAY
TO GO ABOUT IT.
- I DON'T KNOW. I MEAN,
I'M JUST THROWING IT OUT THERE.
- MAYBE SOMETHING
A LITTLE MORE...
- CLASSY?
- YEAH. I THINK THAT
WOULDN'T GO OVER VERY WELL
WITH THIS GROUP OF GIRLS,
TO BE HONEST.
- OKAY.
I REALLY FELT LIKE
HAVING THIS PORN STAR COME
AND TEACH US ALL
HOW TO DO BETTER B.J.s
WAS ACTUALLY
KIND OF FUN AND CUTE.
- I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I CAN GET
ANY OF THEM TOGETHER
AT THIS POINT. - [laughs] TRUE.
- I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO'S
TALKING TO WHO RIGHT NOW, BUT...
- MAYBE WE SHOULD
ALL JUST, LIKE,
THROW EVERYTHING OUT
AND START OVER AT A TABLE
AND GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER
FOR EACH OTHER
AND NOT FOR ALL THE BULL[bleep]
THAT'S SURROUNDING EVERYTHING.
- THAT SOUNDS GOOD.
- RIGHT?
THAT SOUNDS GOOD. - GOOD IDEA.
- HEY, SHAY.
- HI, ADRIENNE.
- HI.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD.
- GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- NICE TO SEE YOU.
I'M GETTING A LITTLE NERVOUS.
IS EVERYTHING
GONNA BE SET UP OKAY?
- YEAH, IT'S GREAT.
- OKAY.
THIS IS THE DAY
OF MY FASHION SHOW.
THINGS ARE NOT SET UP YET.
I'M STARTING TO GET
A LITTLE NERVOUS.
IT'S THE VIRGO IN ME.
I'M A PERFECTIONIST.
SO, WHEN I LOOK OUTSIDE
AND THINGS AREN'T SET UP YET,
I START TO KIND OF, UH, PANIC.
I DON'T WANNA HAVE TO WORRY
ABOUT ANYTHING.
I JUST WANNA SHOW UP,
DO WHAT I NEED TO DO,
AND I'M SEEING THAT THINGS
ARE NOT REALLY READY YET.
SO I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS.
- WELL, WE'RE DOING
AUDIO, LIGHTING, AND STAGING.
ALL OF THE FURNITURE AND STUFF...
- WELL, THE FURNITURE
IS JUST MOVING.
- RIGHT, WELL,
WE'RE BRINGING IN FURNITURE...
- THE SMALL THINGS.
- THAT'S ALL HAPPENING.
- WHO'S HANDLING ALL THAT? YOU?
- I'M HANDLING EVERYTHING.
WE HAVE A VERY LARGE GROUP.
- OKAY, 'CAUSE I'M STARTING
TO GET A LITTLE NERVOUS.
I CAN'T HELP IT.
THIS IS THE WAY I DO EVENTS.
- DO YOU WANNA TAKE
A FEW MINUTES?
- I DO A LOT OF EVENTS HERE.
- I KNOW YOU DO.
- AND SO I GET...
- AND IT'S GONNA BE AMAZING.
I'M GONNA BLOW YOUR SOCKS OFF.
IT'S GONNA BE...
- I DON'T DOUBT THAT.
BUT I JUST WANNA GET GOING.
[chuckles]
CAN I JUST ASK YOU ONE QUESTION?
SO, RUN ME THROUGH
WHAT'S GOING ON
RIGHT NOW BECAUSE...
- SO RIGHT NOW
MCNALLY'S DOING THE STAGE SETUP,
SO THIS IS ALL
FOR THE FASHION SHOW.
WE'RE GONNA GET THIS ALL SET UP.
- RIGHT. RIGHT.
I HAVE NEVER WORKED
WITH SHAY BEFORE,
BUT WHEN HE SAYS, "TRUST ME,
IT'S GONNA BE BEAUTIFUL,"
I KIND OF HAVE BLIND FAITH.
SO, AS FAR AS VALET,
I THINK IF SOMEBODY'S
BEING DROPPED OFF...
- RIGHT.
- IN THE LIMO,
IT'S OKAY. THEY CAN COME UP.
BUT I'D PREFER
THAT THEY'RE PARKED
OUT ON THE STREET,
AND THEN VALET PICKS THEM UP
OVER THERE.
- AND THAT'S HOW WE HAVE IT
LINED UP RIGHT NOW,
AND I'VE GOT 19 GUYS... - OKAY.
- WHICH IS WAY OVERKILL FOR...
- WOW. OVER-STAFFED.
- YEAH, SO IT'S... IT'S GREAT.
- THAT'S OKAY. THAT'S GOOD.
- I JUST WANT EVERYONE TO HAVE
THE BEST SERVICE POSSIBLE...
- I AGREE. I AGREE.
- FROM THE BEGINNING
OF THE EVENT,
ALL THE WAY THROUGH.
- SMART.
PUTTING ON A FASHION SHOW
OF THIS MAGNITUDE
HAS ME A LITTLE NERVOUS
BECAUSE I KNOW MY PERSONALITY.
AND I KNOW...
LOVE IS REALLY IN THE DETAILS.
- PERFECT.
- ALL RIGHT, PERFECT.
- COMING UP...
- I JUST HAVE TO TELL YOU
I'M A LITTLE UPSET.
- WITH?
- YOU. AND MY FEELINGS ARE HURT.
- EXCITED ABOUT TONIGHT?
- I'M VERY EXCITED.
I CAN'T WAIT.
- HOW'S IT GOING?
- HEY, YOU. HOW'S IT LOOK?
- IT LOOKS REALLY BEAUTIFUL,
ACTUALLY.
- DOES IT?
- YEAH.
- OH, GOOD.
- IT'S REALLY STUNNING.
- THEY'RE GONNA SPOTLIGHT
YOUR SHOES.
I KNOW YOU'RE... - [chuckles]
- GETTING EMBARRASSED ABOUT IT,
BUT YOU HAVE TO DO IT.
- OH, I THINK
IT'S GONNA BE FABULOUS.
- UNBELIEVABLE.
- THE BEAUTY ABOUT THOSE SHOES
ARE IT'S JUST
SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED FOR ME.
- SO WE'RE ACTUALLY A LITTLE BIT
OVER CAPACITY RIGHT NOW.
EVERYONE WAS RESPONDING
THAT THEY WANTED TO COME.
- THAT'S GOOD.
- THAT'S BETTER THAN NOBODY
WANTING TO COME, RIGHT?
- I DON'T THINK YOU WERE GONNA
RUN INTO THAT PROBLEM.
- THE ALTERNATIVE
WOULD NOT BE GOOD.
- I DON'T THINK YOU WERE
GONNA RUN INTO THAT PROBLEM.
I DON'T KNOW
HOW YOU'RE STILL GOING.
IT'S BEEN A WHIRLWIND.
- ARE YOU KIDDING?
THIS IS MY LIFE.
[engine revs]
- TAYLOR, THE CAR'S HERE.
WE'RE REALLY GONNA BE LATE.
- YOU KNOW I'M HARDLY EVER LATE.
- WOW, YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
- THANKS! THAT'S NICE OF YOU.
THROUGH MY THERAPY,
I'VE REALIZED
THAT I'VE CAUSED
A LOT OF TENSION
BETWEEN RUSSELL AND MY FRIENDS
BECAUSE I'VE USED THEM
AS A SOUNDING BOARD
WHEN THINGS HAVE BEEN DIFFICULT.
I'M COMING TO TERMS WITH THE
FACT THAT IT'S DIFFICULT
FOR THE WOMEN TO LIKE RUSSELL,
CONSIDERING THE THINGS
THEY'VE HEARD
ABOUT OUR MARITAL PROBLEMS.
WELL, IT WAS A NICE SURPRISE
TO HAVE YOU JOIN ME.
- YEAH, I, UM...
- I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT.
- WELL, I HAD
A MEETING CANCELED, AND, UH,
YOU KNOW, OPENED UP THE EVENING,
SO I REALLY KNOW
THAT YOU NEED THE SUPPORT.
I KNOW THAT YOU'VE HAD
A DIFFICULT TIME LATELY,
AND, YOU KNOW...
I THINK WE'RE GONNA HAVE
A REALLY NICE EVENING.
- THANKS. IT'S BEEN A LITTLE...
TOUGH OUT THERE.
- MORE CHALLENGING LATELY.
- I'M DEFINITELY...
A LITTLE APPREHENSIVE
ABOUT SEEING CAMILLE.
- WE DON'T KNOW IF IT'S TRUE,
BECAUSE YOU COME OVER,
AND YOU DON'T HAVE ANY SIGNS
OF PHYSICAL ABUSE ON YOUR BODY.
- THAT'S REALLY UNCOOL.
- JUST, UH, TRY TO RISE
ABOVE IT TONIGHT.
AND, YOU KNOW,
HAVE A GOOD EVENING.
- YEAH,
THIS IS ADRIENNE'S NIGHT,
AND I, UGH...
I DON'T WANT ANY STRESS.
BUT MORE THAN ANYTHING,
I THINK I'M...
YOU KNOW, LIKE, GETTING ANGRY
IS NOT REALLY MY DEAL.
IT'S KIND OF NOT WHO I AM.
- REALLY?
- BUT... [chuckles]
GETTING, UM...
WHAT? YOU THINK I'M A PERSON
THAT GETS ANGRY?
- NO.
- OKAY.
- ABSOLUTELY NOT.
- BUT GETTING... WHEN I GET HURT
IS PROBABLY THE ONLY TIME
I EVER GET REALLY UPSET.
AND I THINK THAT, WITH HER,
IT WAS MORE...
I'M MORE HURT THAN ANYTHING...
SO...
- WELL, THE BOTTOM LINE IS
YOU DIDN'T START THIS.
I MEAN, SHE HAS SAID
THINGS THAT ARE
BLATANTLY FALSE ABOUT YOU AND I,
AND, UH...
IT'S NOT RIGHT.
- [sighs]
- HELLO.
- HI. HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?
ARE WE CHECKING IN? - YEAH.
- FOR BRANDI GLANVILLE.
- YOU'RE FINE.
- OKAY.
- ADRIENNE.
- YES.
- KEVAN, YOU GUYS NEED
A PHOTO OVER HERE.
- OH, OKAY.
- KEVAN HALL'S DONE
VANESSA WILLIAMS,
KATHERINE HEIGL,
FELICITY HUFFMAN,
DEBRA MESSING, TO NAME A FEW...
FIRST LADIES.
HE WAS DEBUTING
HIS FALL COLLECTION.
- PAUL LOOKS GOOD!
I LOVE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING.
I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING.
I LOVE IT.
I THINK YOU LOOK AMAZING.
- I PICKED IT OUT.
- SHE PICKED OUT THE SHIRT.
- I LOVE THE SHIRT,
AND I LOVE HOW YOU MATCHED IT.
- IT LOOKS GOOD.
- AND IT WORKS.
- YOU LOOK REALLY GOOD.
- I KNOW.
- YOU LOOK ALWAYS GORGEOUS.
I'M GONNA COMPLIMENT HIM.
- AH, THIS IS AMAZING.
- THANK YOU.
I ACTUALLY GOT A COMPLIMENT.
- YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL!
- HI, TAYLOR.
- YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL, TOO.
I LOVE THAT.
- I LOOK LIKE I'M IN A HABIT.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M GOOD. [smooches]
TRYING TO HELP ME BE A NICER
PERSON, I'M DRESSED LIKE A NUN.
[laughs]
- YOU ARE A NICE PERSON.
- HI.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- HI, RUSSELL.
- I'M GOOD. HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?
- SO I GUESS WE SHOULD
GET IN FIRST.
- HOW ARE YOU, BUDDY?
- GOOD, GOOD, GOOD.
- GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- AFTER WHAT HAPPENED
AT THE TEA PARTY,
IT WAS A LITTLE AWKWARD
SEEING RUSSELL.
IT'S REALLY HARD WHEN
I HEAR THINGS FROM TAYLOR
THAT SHE'LL SAY
ABOUT HER MARRIAGE,
AND THEN I SEE THEM TOGETHER,
AND IT'S VERY HARD FOR US TO PUT
THOSE THINGS OUT OF OUR MINDS.
SO TONIGHT IS A FASHION SHOW.
IT'S FOR HER SHOE LINE, RIGHT?
- YEAH.
- IT'S EXCITING.
- OH, HOW CUTE.
- I THINK IT'S GONNA BE
A PRETTY BIG DEAL.
- SOMETHING JUST DAWNED ON ME.
I DON'T WANNA, LIKE,
ADD A LITTLE...
ANXIETY TO THE SITUATION.
IS THIS THE FIRST TIME
YOU'VE SEEN CAMILLE?
- YES.
- AH. [whistles]
- IT HADN'T EVEN DAWNED
ON ME... HMM.
- [laughs]
- IT DIDN'T DAWN ON ME,
I SWEAR TO YOU, UNTIL JUST NOW.
TAYLOR IS REALLY UPSET
ABOUT WHAT CAMILLE SAID
AT THE TEA PARTY.
I THINK THAT MAYBE
SHE'S STILL TRYING
TO PROTECT RUSSELL.
BUT CAMILLE WAS JUST REPEATING
WHAT TAYLOR'S BEEN TELLING US.
- I DON'T KNOW THE WHOLE STORY,
SO I CAN'T REALLY COMMENT.
- I DON'T EITHER.
- I DON'T EITHER, ACTUALLY.
AND I WAS THERE.
- AND THAT'S THE REALITY.
I HAVE NO IDEA. [laughter]
YOU WERE THERE,
AND YOU DON'T KNOW IT EITHER?
- MM-MM.
I'M NOT SURE IF ANY OF US DO.
ACTUALLY,
THE INTERESTING THIS IS
I'M HURT
BY THE WHOLE CAMILLE THING,
AND I'M GONNA JUST MOVE PAST IT
FOR TONIGHT
BECAUSE THIS IS ADRIENNE'S DEAL,
AND I DON'T WANT ANYTHING
TO UPSTAGE HER BUSINESS...
YOU KNOW, INTERESTS.
BUT AT THE SAME TIME...
- WHY START THAT NOW?
[laughs] I'M KIDDING.
- [laughs]
- HE MADE HIMSELF LAUGH.
- [laughs]
- MY HUSBAND?
- YEAH.
- HE DOES THAT SOMETIMES.
- I KNOW I'M GONNA SEE CAMILLE,
AND I'M PRETTY NERVOUS...
A LOT OF ANXIETY, AND, REALLY,
I JUST NEED A BREAK.
NO FRICTION TONIGHT.
- HONEY, A LITTLE CHAMPAGNE?
- UM...
- WILL YOU SHARE WITH ME?
OR DO YOU WANT ONE?
- SURE. OKAY.
THANK YOU! THANK YOU.
LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL THIS LOOKS!
- IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
- OH, MY GOSH. THIS IS EXCITING!
- THIS LOOKS AMAZING.
- [smooches]
- GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- THIS IS MY FRIEND ADRIENNE.
THIS IS KYLE.
- HI. NICE TO MEET YOU.
- I'M GONNA SAY HI TO ADRIENNE.
- IT LOOKS LIKE OUR BACKYARD!
- UH...
- [laughs]
- MAYBE A LITTLE BIGGER.
- WOW. IT LOOKS AMAZING.
HAVING RUSSELL AT
ADRIENNE'S CHARITY FASHION SHOW
IS JUST KIND OF AWKWARD.
HE JUST DOESN'T NORMALLY SHOW UP
FOR THINGS LIKE THAT,
SO IT'S JUST KIND OF WEIRD
HAVING HIM THERE.
BUT I'M HOPING THAT THIS IS
HIS ATTEMPT
AT BEING A BETTER HUSBAND.
- HEY.
- HI.
- YOU LOOK GORGEOUS.
- HEY, HOW ARE YOU?
- BEAUTIFUL!
- HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD.
- OH, MY GOD. I'M SO EXCITED!
- I KNOW.
- HI, WENDY.
- HI, SWEETIE. HOW YOU DOING?
YOU LOOK GREAT.
- GOOD TO SEE YOU!
- HI, HONEY.
- THE BACKYARD
LOOKS UNBELIEVABLE.
- I KNOW YOU'RE NOT
USED TO SEEING IT LIKE THIS.
- AFTER THE TEA PARTY,
TAYLOR'S REALLY MADE A POINT
OF REACHING OUT TO ME
FOR THE FRIENDSHIP,
AND I WANT TO SUPPORT HER...
END OF STORY.
I THINK SHE HAS A BIG PROBLEM
WITH CAMILLE,
CERTAINLY MUCH MORE THAN I DO.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT
YOU'RE LETTING YOURSELF IN FOR.
- WHY?
- [laughs]
- WE'RE GOING TO HAVE
A GREAT TIME.
- HELLO. THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.
- HI, HONEY. HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD. [both smooching]
- KEN, HOW ARE YOU, MY DEAR?
[smooches]
- I'M GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?
- GIGGY, MY PAL, MY FRIEND.
HI. - HOW ARE YOU?
- LISA?
- REMEMBER MOHAMED?
- LISA, LISA. OH, YEAH.
I THINK I KNOW MOHAMED.
LET ME TALK TO YOU REALLY QUICK
AWAY FROM EVERYBODY.
I JUST GOTTA TELL YOU
SOMETHING, OKAY?
I JUST HAVE TO TELL YOU
I'M A LITTLE UPSET.
- WITH?
- YOU. AND MY FEELINGS ARE HURT
BECAUSE OF VEGAS.
AND... - WITH VEGAS?
- YEAH, BECAUSE I KNOW
PANDORA'S ENGAGEMENT PARTY'S
BEING HELD THERE.
I WISH YOU WOULD'VE COME
TO ME FIRST.
- BACHELORETTE.
- OKAY, WHATEVER.
- MM-HMM.
- OKAY. I WOULD'VE LOVED...
- I WOULDN'T WANT TO ASK YOU
TO DO THAT.
- BUT, HONEY,
HONEY, YOU CAN COME TO ME.
YOU KNOW I WOULD'VE ROLLED
THE RED CARPET OUT FOR YOU.
IT JUST KIND OF HURTS
MY FEELINGS.
I WISH
YOU WOULD'VE ASKED ME FIRST.
IS THERE A REASON...
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
ROBERT EARL,
WHO OWNS PLANET HOLLYWOOD,
IS SUCH AN OLD FAMILY FRIEND
OF OURS.
HE DID JASON'S BACHELOR PARTY.
HE'S ALREADY DONE IT.
I MEAN, I JUST WOULDN'T LIKE
TO ASK, TO BE HONEST.
IT'S A HUGE... HE WANTED
TO HOST IT FOR THEM.
- BUT, LISA...
- I KNOW, DARLING,
BUT I'VE KNOWN HIM FOR 15 YEARS.
- BUT YOU ALWAYS... OKAY.
BUT YOU'VE KNOWN ME
A LONG TIME, TOO.
I THINK THE WORLD OF YOU.
I LOVE PANDORA. SHE'S...
- BUT I THINK IT'S
AN IMPOSITION TO ASK.
- NO, IT'S NOT.
AND YOU KNOW THAT.
AND YOU'VE ASKED FOR
OTHER THINGS, AND IT'S BEEN...
- I WOULD NEVER ASK
FOR ANYTHING.
- NO, NO, NO, NO.
I MEAN,
YOU'VE ASKED TO GET YOUR WINE
INTO OUR CASINO,
AND THAT'S FINE.
- WE HAVEN'T PUT OUR WINE
IN YOUR CASINO.
- YOU'VE ASKED ME TO PUT IT IN.
- YEAH.
- BUT WHAT I'M SAYING IS
I DON'T WANT YOU TO FEEL
LIKE YOU COULDN'T ASK ME,
AND I WOULD'VE GIVEN YOU...
- YES, BUT IF THOUGHT
THAT IT WOULD BE OKAY
TO KIND OF IMPOSE
THAT MUCH ON YOU...
- I DON'T THINK IT'S IMPOSING.
- TO HAVE 20 GIRLS...
FOR THREE DAYS THERE?
- FOR YOU, I WOULD DO IT.
- OKAY, DARLING. I'M SORRY.
NEXT TIME...
WELL, HOPEFULLY,
THERE WON'T BE A NEXT TIME.
[laughs] - IT'S OKAY.
SO, YOU KNOW, I'M GOING TO BE
THERE THE SAME WEEKEND.
- I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. NO.
- YEAH, WE'RE GONNA BE
THERE THE SAME WEEKEND, SO...
- I'M SORRY
ABOUT THE BACHELORETTE PARTY,
TRULY SORRY,
BUT I DO HAVE A LOT
OF DODGY RELATIVES
COMING IN AT CHRISTMAS.
MAYBE SHE'D LIKE TO HOST THAT.
- I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR HER,
AND I WOULD NOT...
SO, YOU OKAY WITH THAT?
- OKAY. I'M FINE.
- ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
'CAUSE I WAS REALLY UPSET.
- OH, I'M REALLY SORRY.
- WHAT ABOUT PUTTING MY WINE
IN YOUR...?
- YOU ASKED ME TO PUT...
- YEAH, BUT YOU DIDN'T!
- WELL, YOU...
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.
I GAVE YOU THE RESOURCES
TO DO IT.
- NO. NEVER CALLED ME.
- BUT YOU ASKED.
- HE NEVER CALLED.
- YOU WENT DOWN THERE.
AND YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GO BY
AND SEE HIM.
- NO, NO.
- I SET IT UP FOR YOU.
- NO.
- I DID.
- NO, YOU DIDN'T. YOU NEVER...
HE DIDN'T CALL ME.
- THAT'S NOT TRUE.
- HE NEVER CALLED ME.
- THAT'S NOT TRUE.
HE SAID THAT YOU NEVER CAME BY.
I WOULD'VE PREFERRED
THAT SHE SAID,
"LISTEN, YOU KNOW WHAT?
"YOU'RE RIGHT. " MADE A MISTAKE.
"AND NEXT TIME,
I'LL SUPPORT YOU.
I KNOW YOU'VE SUPPORTED ME.
I'LL SUPPORT YOU."
THAT WASN'T THE ANSWER I GOT.
- COMING UP...
- OKAY, WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
- HEY.
- HI!
- I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU WERE IN THERE.
- THANK YOU.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
- BEAUTIFUL.
- THANK YOU.
- I LIKE THE JACKET. IT'S COOL.
- YOU LOOK LOVELY.
- SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.
I'M EXCITED TO GO
TO ADRIENNE'S FASHION SHOW.
I'M LOOKING FORWARD
TO SEEING ADRIENNE,
BUT I'M A LITTLE APPREHENSIVE
ABOUT SEEING TAYLOR.
YOU HAVE TO BE HONEST.
YOU NEED TO BE HONEST.
THAT'S NOT COOL.
NOT TOO PLEASED
WITH HER BEHAVIOR
UP UNTIL THIS POINT.
- HI, MAMA.
- HI.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- YOU LOOK AMAZING.
- YOU LOOK GORGEOUS, TOO.
- WOW.
- HI.
[overlapping chatter]
- SO YOU END UP
CARRYING IT AROUND ANYWAY.
- IT'S KIND OF NICE
NOT TO HAVE A...
- I KNOW.
- HELLO.
- THERE'S A LITTLE PARTY
IN THERE.
HI. HOW ARE YOU? - HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD, NICE TO SEE YOU.
- YOU TOO.
- OKAY, WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
- HEY.
- HI.
- I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU WERE IN THERE.
- NO, NO. WE WERE...
WE WERE KIND OF ALL IN THERE.
ADRIENNE'S IN THERE, TOO.
- OH, OKAY.
- AND DANA WAS IN THERE, TOO.
DID DANA LEAVE?
- NO, SHE JUST WENT OUT.
- WE WERE HAVING A PARTY
IN THE BATHROOM.
HOW IS IT OUT THERE, NICE?
- SHE SAID
IT'S REALLY GOOD IN THERE.
- YEAH. IT'S...
- IT'S LIKE A DISCO BALL.
ANYWAY, WE'RE GONNA TALK LATER.
- YES.
- NOT TONIGHT.
- OKAY.
I JUST DON'T THINK
IT'S THE RIGHT SETTING
TO TALK TO HER THIS EVENING,
AT ADRIENNE'S FASHION SHOW.
I'D RATHER DO IT ON...
ONE-ON-ONE.
- UGH, LET'S GO
TO THE OTHER ONE.
MY STOMACH'S HURTING NOW. UGH.
I REALLY DIDN'T WANNA HAVE
ANY CONFLICT WITH CAMILLE.
I JUST THOUGHT
IT WAS BEST LEFT ALONE.
AND PLUS, THE TENSIONS WERE
WAY TOO HIGH AT THAT POINT.
I HATE THIS.
- YOU ALL READY?
- YEAH, I'M READY. I'M FINE.
NO, I'M NOT NERVOUS.
I JUST WANNA GET THIS DONE
AND ON TO THE FUN.
THE LAST FEW MINUTES ARE CRAZY.
IT COULD GO EITHER WAY.
IT COULD BE BEAUTIFULLY DONE,
OR IT COULD BE A DISASTER.
HI. - OKAY, SO LET ME GET TODD.
- QUESTION.
- YES, MA'AM?
- SO, LET ME JUST ASK YOU ONE...
CAN I ASK YOU ONE QUESTION?
SO, AFTERWARDS,
AFTER JENNI AND I ARE DONE...
- YOU'RE GONNA COME BACK HERE.
- THE CHAMPAGNE, THOUGH,
THAT'S COMING UP FOR THE TOAST.
- YEAH.
- OKAY.
IS THE GUY ON THIS SIDE
OR THAT SIDE?
- ON YOUR RIGHT SIDE.
- OKAY.
- GARY WILL COME UP OFF
YOUR RIGHT SIDE.
GARY'S ON YOUR RIGHT SIDE
AS WELL.
- I THOUGHT THEY WERE
ON THAT SIDE OF THE STAIRS.
- NO, THE STAIRS
ARE ON THIS SIDE.
- BUT YOU KNOW MY SPEECH...
- OH, GARY IS COMING UP...
- I'M GONNA INVITE GARY UP,
BUT I HAVE TO FINISH MY SPEECH.
- YEAH.
- SO YOU KNOW THAT.
- YOU JUST WAIT.
YOU SAY, "GARY"...
- ALL RIGHT. OKAY.
- YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
- THERE'S NOT ENOUGH SPACE...
- NO, WAIT A MINUTE.
DON'T CONFUSE ME.
IS IT RIGHT OR LEFT?
- I'M GONNA MAKE EVERYONE
ON THE RIGHT.
THAT'S WHERE THE STAIRS ARE,
ON THE RIGHT.
DON'T WORRY. - RIGHT.
SO THEY'RE GONNA COME UP
AND GET IT.
- BUT I THINK IT WAS THE BOYS...
THE CHAMPAGNE SERVERS
WERE GONNA COME FROM BACKSTAGE.
- CAMILLE, THIS IS MY FRIEND.
DID YOU GUYS MEET?
- I KNOW, WE JUST MET.
- WE JUST MET EARLIER.
- YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL. HI.
- THANK YOU.
- BRANDI AND I
ARE BECOMING FRIENDS.
YOU KNOW, WE'VE BEEN THROUGH
SOMETHING VERY SIMILAR
IN OUR PERSONAL LIVES,
SO WE CAN RELATE.
AND I ENJOY HER.
I THINK SHE TELLS IT LIKE IT IS,
AND SHE MAKES NO APOLOGIES
FOR WHO SHE IS.
- HOW ARE THE KIDS?
- THEY'RE GREAT.
- ARE THEY?
- COULDN'T BE HAPPIER.
- OH, GOOD. I'M SO GLAD.
- WE'RE AT A POINT NOW,
ACTUALLY,
JUST RECENTLY,
WHERE WE'RE GETTING ALONG.
AND, LIKE, HE'S WATCHING
THE KIDS FOR ME TONIGHT,
WHICH WE NEVER...
HAVE HAD THAT BEFORE, SO...
- OH, GOOD.
- IT TOOK, LIKE, TWO YEARS,
SO GIVE IT A LITTLE TIME.
IT'LL COME AROUND.
- YEAH.
I DON'T KNOW. - IT WILL.
I WASN'T SURE EITHER.
- NO, I DON'T THINK IT WILL.
I JUST DON'T...
YOU KNOW WHY
I DON'T THINK IT WILL?
'CAUSE HE'S NEVER DONE THAT.
- NO, BUT MINE HADN'T EITHER.
- HE HAD ALL OF HIS...
REALLY? - NOPE. YOU KNOW THAT.
SHE KNOWS HIM.
AND SHE WAS AROUND.
IT WAS JUST ME...
- YEAH.
- AND A NANNY...
THAT I MISS EVEN NOW. [chuckles]
- I'VE DISCOVERED I'M A...
BITTER, ANGRY, TIRED,
BITCHY WOMAN.
- YOU'RE ENTITLED.
- [laughs]
SO I CALLED THE... YOU KNOW,
THE CHARLIE SOPHY HOTLINE.
- RIGHT. YEAH.
- OH, YOU SEE CHARLIE?
- THAT'S HOW I GOT CHARLIE.
- WHOA. THAT'S HOW... YEAH.
- I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
- YEAH.
- HE'S GREAT.
HE'S FIXED OUR MARRIAGE.
- HE'S GREAT.
- HE'S ALMOST
FIXED OUR MARRIAGE.
- ALMOST. I LIKE THE OPTIMISM.
- YEAH.
- AND YOU KNOW WHAT HE DOES?
ANY TIME WE THINK
WE CAN'T FIX OUR MARRIAGE,
HE KICKS BOTH OF OUR ASSES
BACK INTO BELIEVING WE CAN
UNTIL WE'RE LIKE,
"ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT."
- HE'S AMAZING.
- WOW.
- IT'S SO GREAT.
- IT'S SO AMAZING.
- ISN'T THAT AMAZING TO SEE
YOUR NAME IN LIGHTS?
- I KNOW.
- I KNOW.
THAT'S WHAT INSPIRATIONAL
TO THE GIRLS WHO WORK FOR YOU.
- NAH.
- YOU KNOW?
- YEAH, OF COURSE.
- IT'S SO AMAZING.
- 'CAUSE THEY CAN DREAM AND...
- YEAH.
- ENOUGH HARD WORK AND...
- IF YOU CAN DO IT...
- DEVOTION AND DEDICATION.
- THEY CAN DO IT.
WELL, AND IT'S NOT EVEN
THE FACT THAT YOU CAN DO IT.
IT'S THE FACT
THAT YOU CAN DO IT,
AND THEN YOU'RE WILLING
TO SHOW "STEP UP" GIRLS
THAT YOU CARE ENOUGH
TO SUPPORT THEM.
- YEAH. OF COURSE.
- AND THAT'S WHAT'S SO COOL.
- BUT, YOU KNOW, MY FATHER'S
PHILOSOPHY, WHO PASSED AWAY...
[clears throat] WAS ALWAYS,
"TAKE CARE OF YOUR CUSTOMERS.
TAKE CARE OF YOUR EMPLOYEES.
AND GIVE BACK." - YEAH.
- AND IT'S
VERY BASIC AND SIMPLE,
BUT THAT'S, OVER 150 YEARS,
HOW WE'VE DONE BUSINESS.
- YEAH.
- AND IT'S...
- AND IT WORKS.
- IT'S WORKED FOR US.
- LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
PLEASE WELCOME TO THE STAGE
MS. ADRIENNE MALOOF AND THE
CEO OF STEP UP WOMEN'S NETWORK,
MS. JENNI LUKE.
[cheers and applause]
- SHE LOOKS GREAT.
- GREAT DRESS. [cheering]
- TONIGHT, OBVIOUSLY,
IS VERY SPECIAL FOR ME.
AND PLEASE KNOW THAT
THIS MEANS THE WORLD TO ME.
TO STEP UP,
WHICH IS WHY WE'RE ALL
REALLY HERE TONIGHT.
IT'S ALWAYS BEEN
IMPORTANT TO ME
TO EMPOWER YOUNG WOMEN, AND...
THE DEDICATION AND WHAT THEY DO
TO HELP THESE WOMEN IN THE ARTS
AND IN BUSINESS IS SO ADMIRABLE.
FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART,
I THANK YOU.
THANKS, JENNI.
THANKS TO KEVAN HALL.
I THINK IT'S ONLY APPROPRIATE
THAT WE HAVE A TOAST.
SO, IF YOU COULD RAISE
YOUR GLASSES...
"MAY YOU FIND INSPIRATION
"IN THE BIG PICTURE,
BUT MAY YOU FIND LOVE
IN THE DETAILS."
CHEERS.
AND THANK YOU.
[applause]
AND NOW... THE FASHION SHOW.
SO...
GET READY TO ROCK AND ROLL.
[dance music]
♪♪ ♪♪
- I DO LIKE THAT DRESS, THOUGH.
- YEAH! IF YOU'RE SKINNY,
THAT DRESS LOOKS GREAT.
- I THOUGHT THE WHOLE POINT
OF THE FASHION SHOW
WAS TO SEE HER SHOES!
AND EVERYBODY'S IN LONG DRESSES,
AND I CAN'T SEE THE SHOE.
I WAS HERE TO SEE
THE MALOOF HOOF.
- YEAH, I LOVE THAT.
- I KNOW!
- I'D WEAR THAT.
- I'M SO EXCITED TO SEE
ADRIENNE'S SHOE LINE.
I'M EXPECTING THEM
TO BE GORGEOUS,
BECAUSE I KNOW SHE'S GOT
GREAT TASTE IN SHOES,
BUT WHERE ARE THE SHOES?
[cheers and applause]
- YAY, OUR TWO GIRLS. WHOO!
- SO NOW I THINK IT'S TIME
FOR A COCKTAIL, RIGHT?
- I THINK SO.
- HAVE A GREAT TIME.
- GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE.
WELL, I REALLY WANNA
TRY TO SHOW MY SHOES,
BECAUSE I KIND OF JUST
DIDN'T WANNA BE
SO IN PEOPLE'S FACE ABOUT IT.
- NO, I THINK WHAT YOU DID
WAS BEAUTIFUL.
- THE MAIN FOCUS
OF THE FASHION SHOW
IS STEP UP, WHICH IS THE CHARITY
THAT I'M INVOLVED IN.
AND I JUST DIDN'T WANT THE SHOES
TO BE THE CENTER OF ATTENTION
WHEN IT WAS REALLY
ABOUT RAISING MONEY FOR STEP UP.
All: HI.
- WE WANNA SEE YOUR...
- WE WANNA SEE THE SHOES!
- I KNOW.
- WE WANNA SEE THE SHOES.
WE WANNA SEE THE SHOES.
- I JUST DIDN'T WANNA BE
SO OBVIOUS.
- NO, NO, NO.
WE NEED TO SEE THE SHOES.
- HERE, YOU NEED TO HAVE...
[all gasp]
- STUNNING.
- THEY'RE LIKE...
I WANTED TO HAVE
A CLASSIC SILHOUETTE
- OH, MY GOD.
- THEY ARE SO BEAUTIFUL,
ADRIENNE.
- THANK YOU.
- THEY ARE AMAZING.
- LOVE, LOVE, LOVE.
- GORGEOUS.
- THEY ARE SO BEAUTIFUL.
- I KNOW.
- CONGRATULATIONS!
- AW, THANK YOU ALL.
- ONLY ADRIENNE WOULD HAVE
A FASHION SHOW FOR HER SHOES
BUT NOT SHOW THEM.
- OH, YEAH.
- THERE YA GO.
- COMING UP...
- ANYWAY, THOSE SHOES.
NOW WATCH OUT, MALOOF HOOF,
THE VANDER-PUMP IS ON ITS WAY
TO KICK YOUR ASS.
- THIS IS, LIKE, THE MOST
EXCITING GARAGE-DINING ROOM SALE
I'VE EVER SEEN!
- I KNOW, RIGHT? RIGHT?
I NEED YOUR ADVICE.
I'M GETTING RID OF SHOES
THAT I NO LONGER NEED,
- I'LL TAKE 'EM.
- YOU'LL TAKE 'EM?
YEAH, EXACTLY.
- NO, NO. YES, YES.
- TA-DA!
- OH, MY GOD.
- HIGH-HEEL TENNIS SHOES!
- I HAD THOSE, TOO!
THIS IS HOT.
THAT IS A VERY HOT SHOE.
- VERY COUTURE.
- THESE ARE MY FAVORITE.
THESE ARE MY FAVORITE.
- BUT THIS IS A WEAPON.
- THAT IS A WEAPON.
THAT'S WHY I WANT IT.
- HAVE TO HAVE MY FLATS.
GREAT FOR THE HOLIDAYS.
- I THINK THESE ARE KEEPER,
KEEPER, KEEPER, KEEPER.
- THESE ARE VERY ELEGANT.
- THIS TOE... YOU'RE NOT
GONNA WEAR THAT AGAIN.
- NO. NO.
- NO.
- HOT. THESE ARE GORGEOUS.
OH, MY GOD.
I GOTTA PUT THIS ON MY FOOT.
- LOVE THESE.
- [gasps]
- IT FITS. ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL?
- THIS IS, LIKE,
REALLY, SERIOUSLY CINDERELLA.
- I KNOW IT.
- I LOVE THOSE.
THESE ARE A NO-GO.
- AWESOME SHOE.
- THE WEDGE.
AND THEY'RE SO COMFORTABLE.
AND I THINK THEY'RE
A LITTLE MORE TRENDY.
- COMFORT IS NOT IMPORTANT.
I LOVE SHOES SO MUCH.
- DID YOU TALK TO CAMILLE?
- I SAID,
"NOT TONIGHT. I CAN'T."
- BUT IT WAS CIVIL.
- YES.
- OKAY, GOOD.
- ACTUALLY, I WAS TRYING
TO GO TO THE LADIES' ROOM.
AND SHE CAME OUT
OF THE LADIES' ROOM,
AND WHEN I WAS LIKE... - [laughs]
- WHAT DID ADRIENNE SAY
TO YOU WHEN YOU WALKED IN?
- OH, I WAS SHOCKED,
BECAUSE SHE SUDDENLY
KIND OF CAME UP TO ME
AND SAID,
"I NEED TO TALK TO YOU."
BUT I'D ONLY KIND OF
JUST WALKED THROUGH THE DOOR.
AND I SAID, "YEAH, WHAT IS IT?"
AND SHE SAID, "I WAS KIND OF
OFFENDED THAT YOU DIDN'T CHOOSE
TO HAVE PANDORA'S BACHELORETTE
AT THE PALMS."
AND I SAID, "OH, MY GOD.
"I WOULDN'T EVEN THINK
YOU'D BE OFFENDED
"BECAUSE, YOU KNOW,
MY FRIEND ROBERT
"HAD KIND OF OFFERED TO HOST IT
BECAUSE HE'S KNOWN PANDORA
SINCE SHE WAS A LITTLE GIRL."
AND HE'D JUST DONE JASON'S.
I DON'T KNOW IF SHE WANTED
THE PUBLICITY OR SOMETHING
FOR THE PALMS,
AND I WAS KIND OF SHOCKED,
TAKEN ABACK,
AND I SAID,
"TO ME IT WOULD SEEM LIKE
AND IMPOSITION TO ASK YOU."
YOU KNOW?
WOULD YOU GO
AND SAY TO ADRIENNE,
"WOULD YOU HOST... WOULD YOU...
CAN I DO FARRAH'S...?"
- WELL, WE ACTUALLY TALKED
ABOUT THIS,
AND I SAID, YOU KNOW,
"MAYBE SHE IS
UNCOMFORTABLE ASKING."
- OH.
- BUT SHE DOESN'T FEEL
THAT YOU WOULD BE.
SO THAT'S THE THING.
I WOULD FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE.
- LATELY, I DON'T KNOW
WHETHER ADRIENNE
IS UNDER SOME KIND OF PRESSURE,
BUT SHE ALWAYS SEEMS TO BE
HAVING A GO AT ME.
YOU KNOW, IF IT'S NOT
MY SENSE OF HUMOR,
NOW IT'S THE BACHELORETTE PARTY.
IT SEEMS LIKE
I CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT.
ANYWAY, THOSE SHOES.
- IF MY NAME WAS MALOOF,
I WOULD DEFINITELY CALL IT
"THE MALOOF HOOF."
- NOW, WATCH OUT, MALOOF HOOF.
THE VANDER-PUMP IS ON ITS WAY
TO KICK YOUR ASS.
I DON'T KNOW.
SEEMS YOU CAN'T PUT
A FOOT RIGHT.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
IT'S LIKE A BLOODY MINEFIELD.
- NEXT TIME ON THE REAL
HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...
- SHE IS A NARCISSIST
WITH THE MOST ENORMOUS HEAD
I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.
- HI, LADIES!
- IT'S A WEDGE-BUT-NO-BRA PARTY.
[laughter]
- UH-OH!
- [screams]
- I THINK KYLE IS PROBABLY USED
TO HAVING ATTENTION PUT ON HER.
[laughter]
- EXCUSE ME!
[indistinct yelling]
- [bleep], YOU SICKO!
- YOU HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT SHE'S DONE TO ME!
YOU HAVE NO IDEA!
[indistinct yelling]
SHE HAS NO IDEA
WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH!
- SHE HAS NO IDEA!
- STOP, STOP.
- TO LEARN MORE
ABOUT THE HOUSEWIVES,
HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...
- LOOK AT THIS!
- OH, MY GOD.
THAT'S TOO BIG A DEAL.
- I LOVE IT!
- I FEEL THIS NIGHTMARE
IS ONLY JUST BEGINNING.
- I'M UPSET BECAUSE LISA
DIDN'T COME TO ME
FOR HER DAUGHTER'S PARTY
TO STAY AT THE PALMS.
THEY'RE STAYING
AT PLANET HOLLYWOOD,
WHICH IS OUR COMPETITION...
IT'S RUDE.
- THERE'S A LOT OF CRACKS
IN OUR LITTLE GROUP RIGHT NOW.
- THIS IS KILLING ME,
LIKE, ALL OF THE DRAMA...
I SAID THINGS
I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID.
- I APPRECIATE THE EFFORT.
BUT JUST DON'T EVER TALK
ABOUT MY SISTER.
SO... MOVING ON.
[upbeat music]
- LIFE IN BEVERLY HILLS
IS A GAME,
AND I MAKE THE RULES.
- I'M NOT THE RICHEST GIRL
IN BEVERLY HILLS,
BUT I AM THE LUCKIEST.
- PEOPLE TRY TO FIGURE ME OUT,
BUT I'M ONE OF A KIND.
- I'VE FINALLY FOUND MY VOICE,
AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT.
- HAVING IT ALL IS EASY,
IF YOU'RE WILLING TO WORK
FOR IT.
- DIAMONDS AREN'T
A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND.
FREEDOM IS.
- DARLING, HI.
- FINALLY.
- SORRY.
- COME ON.
- HUH?
- YOU'RE ALWAYS LATE.
- I KNOW. DON'T KISS ME
'CAUSE I'VE GOT A BIT OF A COLD.
[smooches] I LOVE YOU, OKAY?
- I LOVE YOU, TOO.
- WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
- SHERRY'S HERE
WITH INVITATIONS.
- HUH? ALL RIGHT,
WHERE ARE THEY?
- THEY'RE IN THE LOUNGE.
- SORRY I'M LATE.
- OKAY, LET'S GO.
- COME ON.
- YOU'RE ALWAYS LATE LATELY.
- I KNOW.
- THAT'S WHAT I SAID.
SHE'S ALWAYS LATE.
- OKAY, GET OFF MY CASE, PLEASE.
I'M THE MOTHER HERE.
I'M SUPPOSED TO BE DOING
THE TELLING OFF.
- OH, MY GOD, LISA!
- HELLO, I'M SORRY I'M LATE.
HELLO, HI. HELLO, AGAIN.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- HELLO, DARLING. MWAH.
- EVERYTHING GOOD?
- FABULOUS.
- OH, MY GOODNESS!
- LOOK AT THE INVITATIONS!
- I KNOW. LOOK AT THEM!
- THAT IS SO CUTE.
THAT MAKES ME FEEL
SO MUCH BETTER.
OH, MY GOODNESS! - CHECK IT OUT.
- IT LOOKS LIKE A GIFT.
- LOOK AT THIS ONE.
- KEN, COME ON OVER.
- OH, I LOVE THAT.
CHECK IT OUT. - OH, I LOVE THAT.
- WHAT ARE THEY, PRESENTS?
- AH.
- DADDY, COME AND LOOK
AT OUR INVITATIONS.
- OH, ISN'T THAT SO PRETTY?
- ISN'T THAT BEAUTIFUL?
- OH, I WISH
I WAS GETTING MARRIED.
- AW. [laughter]
- OH, I AM, KIND OF.
- OH! OH.
- OPEN IT.
- OH, I LOVE THAT.
DO YOU LOVE IT, BABE?
- I LOVE IT.
- YOU CAN EXPECT ANYTHING
IN BEVERLY HILLS,
BUT THIS BOX... IT WAS ABSOLUTELY
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING
I'VE SEEN.
- ALL RIGHT.
- KEVIN, YOU'RE COMING
THROUGH FOR ME.
- ALL RIGHT.
- [chuckles]
- NEVER MIND HAVING A GO
AT YOU ALL THE TIME.
- SHERRY, YOU DID IT.
SHE'S SO HAPPY.
- THAT'S PERFECT.
- OH, I LOVE IT.
THANK YOU. THANK YOU. - GREAT.
LISA, WE'VE GOT
SOME FABULOUS CATERING
GOING ON IN THE KITCHEN.
- OH, REALLY?
- YEAH.
- GREAT. YES.
- KEVIN HAS BROUGHT
THESE UNBELIEVABLE CATERERS
AND BARMEN
TO DEMONSTRATE
WHAT THEY'RE GOING TO DO
FOR PANDORA'S WEDDING.
HELLO, HI. - HI, HOW ARE YOU?
- RON, LISA.
- HELLO, HI.
- NICE TO MEET YOU.
- NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO.
- CONGRATULATIONS.
- THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- INCREDIBLE, INCREDIBLE,
INCREDIBLE.
- OKAY.
- OH, MY GOD. [chuckles]
- I'M GONNA DO
TWO COCKTAILS FOR YOU
ONE OF THEM I DESIGNED
JUST FOR YOU GUYS.
- I COULD DO
WITH A COCKTAIL NOW.
THE DAY I'VE HAD... - PERFECT.
HERE'S THE DRINK THAT I DESIGNED
FOR THIS WEDDING, ACTUALLY.
IT'S JUST MOSTLY VODKA. - OKAY.
- BUT I INFUSED IT MYSELF.
- OKAY.
AND YOU KNOW HOW...
THAT VODKA CAN
NORMALLY NEVER FREEZE, RIGHT?
- I LIKE IT.
- WHOO!
- OH, MY GOD, ARE YOU CR...
WE CANNOT DO THIS AT A WEDDING.
WE CANNOT DO THIS...
- COME ON, LISA.
IT'LL BE INCREDIBLE. - WHAT?
- I LOVE IT!
- THINGS ARE EXPLODING,
AND, YOU KNOW,
SMOKING, AND I WAS JUST THINKING
MAYBE, LIKE, A SIMPLE GLASS
OF CHAMPAGNE?
- THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANT
AT MY WEDDING!
- INCREDIBLE!
- OKAY.
YOU DON'T THINK THIS IS
A BIT TOO CRAZY?
- OH, COME ON, LISA.
IT'S A MILLION-DOLLAR
WEDDING HERE.
IT IS NOT A MILLION-DOLLAR
WEDDING.
- I LOVE THIS.
- I THINK IT'S REALLY COOL.
- YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING
LIKE THIS.
- THAT'S SO GOOD.
IT'S LIKE ICE CREAM.
- IT'S A MELT-AMORPHOSIS.
- DON'T YOU REALLY THINK THAT
THIS COULD BE A LITTLE BIT
OVER THE TOP? I'M SERIOUS.
- THAT'S WHAT I WANT...
OVER THE TOP.
- I'M NOT ASKING YOU.
- IT HAS TO BE OVER THE TOP!
- THIS IS NOT, LIKE, A LITTLE...
I MEAN, I FEEL LIKE I'M
IN A PHARMACY RIGHT NOW.
THERE ARE THINGS
SMOKING AND STEAMING.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON.
WE JUST WANT SOMEBODY
WHO'S GOING TO MIX DRINKS.
THAT'S IT.
- OOH! WOW.
- OH, MY GOD!
- THAT WILL KNOCK
YOUR SOCKS OFF.
[laughter] - WOW, CHEERS.
- CHEERS!
- LOVE IT!
- JESUS CHRIST.
THAT IS REALLY STRONG.
- PEOPLE WANNA GO CRAZY, LISA.
THAT'S ALL YOU WANT, DARLING.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SIT DOWN?
- YEAH. BEFORE I COOL DOWN,
I THINK I BETTER.
- I KNOW. MY STOMACH IS LIKE...
[imitates gurgling]
[laughs]
- IF I HAVE TOO MANY OF THESE,
I'M NOT EVEN GONNA REMEMBER
THE WEDDING.
WOW.
All: HI.
- HEY, ADRIENNE, HOW ARE YOU?
- HI, GARY, HOW ARE YOU?
- SO NICE TO SEE YOU.
- NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD, AND YOURSELF?
- HI. HI.
FOR THE PAST SEVERAL MONTHS,
I'VE BEEN WORKING
ON MY SHOE LINE.
IT'S ACTUALLY BEEN
A DREAM OF MINE
SINCE I'VE BEEN A LITTLE GIRL.
HOW EXCITING! SO...
- FINALLY, WE'RE HERE!
- YES! YES.
AND IT IS DESIGN TIME.
- EXACTLY.
THIS IS, LIKE,
MY DREAM COME TRUE NOW...
RIGHT IN FRONT
OF MY EYES HERE, SO...
[laughter] - YES.
- IT'S IMPORTANT FOR ME TO MEET
WITH MY TEAM TO KIND OF DISCUSS
WHERE I WANNA GO
WITH MY SHOE LINE.
THE SPECIAL DETAILS THAT I WANT,
THE LOOK THAT I WANT,
THE STYLES THAT I WANT,
AND TO ALL BE ON THE SAME PAGE.
I WANNA BE ABLE
TO DESIGN A SHOE THAT I LOVE,
BUT THAT IS PRACTICAL
FOR EVERYBODY.
- WE'RE GONNA FOCUS ON FALL.
SHOULD WE JUST DIVE
RIGHT INTO IT?
- YEAH.
- YES, BUT...
OBVIOUSLY, I SET OUT ALL...
SOME OF MY FAVORITE SHOES
THAT I THOUGHT MAYBE
WE COULD INCORPORATE
IN SOME OF THE DESIGNS, SO...
- GREAT.
- SO WHY DON'T WE START
BY YOU PICKING OUT
YOUR FAVORITE SHOE
AND SORT OF... - OH, GEE.
- I KNOW THAT'S A HARD CHOICE.
- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
- DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS
TO GET HER TO THIS POINT?
[laughter]
- IF YOU'RE ASKING ME
FOR EVERYDAY...
- LET'S TALK EVERYDAY.
- OKAY.
- LET'S START WITH THAT.
- THIS SHOE...
IS PLATFORM... YOU CANNOT BEAT.
- THIS SHOE I LOVE
JUST BECAUSE IT CAN TRANSFORM
FROM DAY TO EVENING.
SO THIS SHOE,
ACTUALLY, I THINK IS BEAUTIFUL
FOR A VERY CLASSIC DESIGN.
NEXT SHOE...
LOVE THIS SHOE.
AND I LOVE IT BECAUSE
I LOVE THE OPEN TOE.
I THINK IT'S BEAUTIFUL,
WELL, FOR EVENING.
IT HAS THAT BLING FACTOR,
BUT IT'S NOT... IT'S STILL SO...
DONE SO ELEGANTLY.
I LIKE THIS COIN,
BUT I THOUGHT MUCH SMALLER
FOR MY LOGO,
AND I WANTED TO PUT IT
RIGHT IN HERE, WITH THE SHOES.
- IN THE ARCH.
- ABSOLUTELY.
- MAYBE THE NAME AROUND IT
AND THEN A DIAMOND
IN THE MIDDLE.
AND THE REASON
YOU HAVE THE DIAMOND,
BECAUSE WHAT WOMAN
DOESN'T LOVE DIAMONDS?
- ABSOLUTELY.
- YEAH.
- DIAMONDS AND SHOES TOGETHER...
[laughter]
WHAT ELSE DO YOU NEED?
- CHOCOLATE. [laughter]
- I'M ORGANIZING A FASHION SHOW
TO BENEFIT STEP UP,
WHICH IS AN ORGANIZATION
THAT EMPOWERS YOUNG WOMEN.
THEY HELP WOMEN THAT ASPIRE
TO GO INTO BUSINESS,
THE ARTS, MUSIC.
THE FASHION SHOW IS ALSO
TO SHOWCASE
A PAIR OF MY SHOES
THAT WILL BE OUT
DURING THE HOLIDAYS.
WHAT WOMAN DOESN'T DREAM
OF BEING ABLE TO DO THIS?
- IT'S PRETTY GREAT.
- THIS IS AMAZING.
OH, MY GOSH. - IT'S EXCITING.
- I COULDN'T BE HAPPIER
RIGHT NOW.
[laughter]
- COME ON IN. HAVE A SEAT.
- THANK YOU.
- [sighs]
- WE HAVEN'T HAD YOU
FOR A WHILE.
- [sighs]
- WE'VE BEEN DOING
A LOT OF WORK...
- WE'VE MISSED YOU.
WE HAVE BEEN.
- THE TWO OF US.
- YEAH.
RUSSELL AND I HAVE BEEN
THROUGH A LOT,
AND WE'VE STARTED
THIS REALLY INTENSE THERAPY
ON OUR MARRIAGE.
AND WHAT I'VE RECOGNIZED
AS WE WENT INTO IT,
ONE OF THE AGREEMENTS WAS,
WE'RE GONNA DO EVERYTHING WE CAN
TO KEEP IT TOGETHER,
OR WE'RE GONNA FIGURE OUT
HOW TO NOT BE TOGETHER
IN THE MOST SUCCESSFUL WAY
THAT WE CAN.
- I THINK THAT WE NEED
TO TALK ABOUT
WHERE WE'RE HEADING
AND HOW
YOU'RE FEELING TOGETHER...
SOME OF THE STUFF
THAT'S COMING UP.
- WE CLEARLY LOVE EACH OTHER.
- HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?
- [sighs] I JUST DON'T...
WHEN... WHEN RUSSELL
IS GOOD TO ME,
IT'S BETTER THAN ANY OTHER GOOD
I CAN IMAGINE.
- AND WHEN RUSSELL ISN'T GOOD?
- IT HURTS MORE THAN ANYTHING
IN THE WORLD.
- AND HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH THAT?
- NOT VERY WELL SOMETIMES.
- THE GOOD NEWS IS
THERE'S NOTHING THAT'S HAPPENED
IN THIS MARRIAGE
THAT'S SO DAMAGING... - RIGHT.
- THAT NEITHER ONE OF US
CANNOT RECOVER.
- DO YOU AGREE?
- YES.
I MEAN, WE WOULDN'T STILL
BE SITTING HERE,
BECAUSE THIS HAS NOT BEEN EASY.
- YES.
- YEAH, IT'S BEEN VERY PAINFUL
ADDRESSING THE...
PROBLEMS AND ISSUES
THAT WE'VE HAD...
THE NEGLECT, YOU KNOW,
ME BEING ABSENT
BECAUSE OF WORK.
- WHEN YOU GET ANGRY.
- WHEN I GET ANGRY,
WHEN WE ARGUE.
YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT EASY
TALKING ABOUT THESE THINGS.
- NO.
I MEAN, DO YOU KNOW
WHEN YOU'RE GETTING ANGRY?
DO YOU GET PAST IT?
- YOU KNOW,
IT'S NOT A NICE PROCESS.
- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
DOES IT GET L...
YOU MEAN
WHEN IT GETS LOUD AND MEAN?
YOU SAY THINGS YOU DON'T MEAN?
- YOU SAY THINGS YOU DON'T MEAN.
YOU GET ANGRY.
- YOU'RE MEAN,
AND YOU'RE AGGRESSIVE.
AND YOU DON'T EVEN MEAN IT
WHEN IT'S DONE,
BUT THE BOTTOM LINE IS
IT JUST BECOMES NASTY.
I THINK UNDERSTANDING
WHY YOU WANNA HURT THAT PERSON,
FIGURING OUT, "WHY AM
I THROWING THIS DAGGER AT THEM?"
YOU WANNA HURT THEM.
"WHY DO I WANNA HURT THEM?
BECAUSE I'M ANGRY AT THEM.
WHY AM I ANGRY AT THEM?"
FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU'RE ANGRY AT
AND TELL THEM LIKE AN ADULT
IN A RESPECTFUL WAY.
THE DYNAMIC OF COMMUNICATION
IS WHAT REALLY HAS TO BE FIXED
IF WE'RE GONNA GO FORWARD
IN THE FUTURE,
AND THAT MEANS
KNOW WHEN YOU'RE ANGRY
BEFORE YOU'RE REALLY ANGRY.
- THIS WHOLE PROCESS HAS BROUGHT
ALL OF THIS TO THE FOREFRONT.
- RIGHT.
- AND THE PROBLEM IS,
WITHOUT THE COUNSELING,
YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE...
YOU'RE JUST GOING THROUGH LIFE
OUT OF CONTROL.
- RIGHT.
'CAUSE THERE'S A LOT OF TRUST
THAT HAS TO START TO BUILD HERE
AND A LOT OF, YOU KNOW,
UNSPOKEN EMOTIONAL SAFETY
THAT HAS TO BE BUILT IN.
YOU HAVE TO FEEL
EMOTIONALLY SAFE AROUND HIM,
AND YOU HAVE TO FEEL
EMOTIONALLY SAFE AROUND HER.
- WE DON'T WANNA LOSE EACH OTHER
SO BADLY.
MAYBE THAT'S PART
OF THE CATALYST
FOR WHY THINGS GET...
- RIGHT. SOMEBODY
IS DESPERATE TO HOLD ON.
AND THAT'S THE PART
THAT WE HAVE TO LOOK AT.
IS THAT DESPERATION
BECAUSE WE'RE SCARED
AND WE DON'T WANNA BE ALONE?
WHY ARE YOU CRYING?
WHY DOES THAT MAKE YOU SAD?
- I JUST WANT IT TO BE...
YOU KNOW, I JUST WANNA...
I WANT ALL THE HURT
AND THE HEARTACHE TO BE OVER,
AND IT JUST TO BE HAPPINESS
AND... AND TO JUST...
KEEP BUILDING,
WHICH WE'RE DOING.
- YOU KNOW, IT'S... IT'S AMAZING
WHAT A LITTLE RESPECT
AND COMMON COURTESY
WILL GET YOU IN LIFE.
- AND SELF-CONTROL.
- YEAH, AND SELF-CONTROL.
- RIGHT.
- AND IT'S AMAZING
HOW JUST THE OPPOSITE
CAN DESTROY.
- YOU KNOW,
WE JUST WANNA MOVE FORWARD.
AND CAN YOU JUST
HAVE A CLEAN SLATE TODAY
AND GO FORWARD
AND BUILD FROM THERE?
- WELL, I APPRECIATE THAT,
BUT UNFORTUNATELY, WE CAN'T,
'CAUSE THAT'S KIND OF IMMATURE.
WE WANNA GET ON A PATH WHERE WE
WON'T KEEP HURTING EACH OTHER.
- I HATE TO CUT THIS SHORT,
BUT I'M GONNA BE LATE
TO A MEETING.
- HE'S GOTTA GO.
- SO LET'S JUST WRAP UP.
BUT WE GOTTA REALLY
DO THIS STUFF, OKAY?
- OKAY.
- YEAH.
- COMING UP...
- I WAS THINKING
TO DO SOMETHING FUN,
LIKE, THIS LADY...
SHE'S A PORN STAR.
SO SHE COMES AND SHE
TEACHES YOU HOW TO, LIKE,
DO B.J.s AND STUFF.
[upbeat instrumental music]
♪♪ ♪♪
- I HAVE FOUND
THE MOST UNBELIEVABLE
WEDDING-DRESS DESIGNER...
- OH! PERFECT.
- HE'S AMAZING.
- A SMALL TOWN.
- THAT I CAME FROM.
AND HE'S THERE NOW.
AND HE'S WON
DESIGNER OF THE YEAR IN... AHA!
IN ENGLAND. - CUTE!
- HE'S AN EXQUISITE
WEDDING-DRESS DESIGNER.
I KNOW WHAT I WANT
FOR MY DAUGHTER.
I WANT TO GIVE HER
SOMETHING SPECIAL,
SOMETHING THAT
SHE'S GONNA REMEMBER FOREVER.
- I LOVE SCALLOPS.
- OH, THAT'S SO CUTE.
- SCALLOPS, AH.
- THIS IS SCALLOP WITH,
UH, SWEET MASHED POTATOES
AND ASPARAGUS.
- THAT IS DELICIOUS.
WHAT IS THIS? - WOW.
- THIS LOOKS WONDERFUL.
- WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?
- THIS IS THE SEARED TUNA,
THE ALBACORE WITH SEAWEED.
- I LOVE THIS.
- THIS IS SALMON CAVIAR WITH,
WASABI, DILL, TARRAGON.
- JASON, YOU'LL LIKE THIS.
- IT'S GONNA BE FABULOUS!
IT'S GONNA BE GREAT!
- YOU ARE
A VERY EXCITED LITTLE MAN.
- YOU SEE THAT LITTLE CONCOCTION
BACK THERE WITH THE, UH,
COTTON CANDY?
- OH, MY GOD.
IF TAYLOR GETS HER LIPS
AROUND THOSE,
IT'LL ALL BE OVER.
- I CAN'T HAVE THOSE
AT THE WEDDING,
IF TAYLOR'S COMING.
- TAYLOR IS COMING.
WE'RE GOOD NOW.
- YEAH, BUT EVERY SINGLE TIME
YOUR FRIENDS GET TOGETHER,
IT'S LIKE A BATTLE.
- NO, IT WON'T BE.
- IT'S ALWAYS A BATTLE.
EVEN DADDY TOLD ME
YOUR TEA PARTY WENT HORRIBLY.
- THE LAST COUPLE OF TIMES YOU
AND I HAVE HAD A CONVERSATION,
YOU HAVE LED INTO IT BY SAYING,
AND I QUOTE,
"I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND."
- I HAVEN'T SAID,
"I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND"...
- LISA, YOU BETTER BACKTRACK,
GIRL...
- OH, DARLING.
- BECAUSE I'M TELLING YOU...
- OH, DARLING. CALM DOWN.
- YES, YOU HAVE!
- I AM NOT HAVING A SHOWDOWN
AT MY WEDDING.
- [chuckles]
- THEY WOULDN'T BE FIGHTING
AT THE WEDDING.
COME ON. MAYBE?
- NO, NO, IT'S GONNA BE FINE.
- SURE?
- NEVER 100%.
- [laughs]
- PANDY HAS
SOME KIND OF RESERVATIONS
ABOUT SOME OF MY FRIENDS.
THEY GET OUT OF CONTROL.
THEY'LL FEEL MY SIZE 7
STRAIGHT UP THEIR JACKSIE.
HOW DOES TAYLOR DO IT?
[laughter]
- SO LOVELY, SO ROMANTIC.
- [laughs]
YOUR TONGUE'S GONNA BE BLUE.
[overlapping chatter]
[laughing]
- OH, SHE'S GONNA HATE ME.
- WELL, YOUR MOUTH'S NOT QUITE
AS BIG AS HERS.
- YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.
- THAT'S TRUE.
- HEY.
- HELLO.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- SO TAYLOR'S THE ONE
WHO ORGANIZED
FOR BRANDI, TAYLOR, AND I
TO GET OUR MANICURES TOGETHER,
EXCEPT NOW I'VE CALLED TAYLOR
TO SEE WHERE SHE IS,
AND SHE'S BAILING ON ME.
TAYLOR'S NOT COMING, BY THE WAY.
- OKAY.
- I JUST TALKED TO HER
ON THE PHONE.
SHE SAID
SHE'S NOT ABLE TO COME NOW.
- OKAY, WELL,
THAT GIVES US A CHANCE TO...
- YES. CHAT.
- YES! EXACTLY.
- I DECIDED TO STAY WITH BRANDI,
AND I REALLY DO
WANNA MOVE PAST THIS
AND NOT BRING ANY MORE DRAMA
INTO OUR GROUP.
- HOW'S YOUR SISTER?
- SHE'S GOOD. SHE'S MOVING.
SO SHE'S, LIKE, DISTRACTED.
- MOVING'S, LIKE,
THE HARDEST THING,
OTHER THAN DIVORCE.
HONESTLY,
IT'S BEEN THE MOST DEPRESSING,
DIFFICULT TIME MOVING.
- HOW LONG WERE
YOU GUYS MARRIED?
- 8 YEARS BUT TOGETHER FOR 13.
- THAT'S A LONG TIME.
I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU
WERE TOGETHER THAT LONG.
- YEAH.
- HE LEFT
WHILE YOU WERE AWAY, RIGHT?
- YEAH. WELL...
- HOW DID HE EVEN MEET HER
WHILE YOU WERE AWAY?
- HE MET HER ON A MOVIE
THAT THEY WERE BOTH DOING.
- OH, THAT'S SO GROSS.
- YEAH.
IT WAS REALLY SAD.
IT WAS JUST LIKE MY WHOLE WORLD
GOT TAKEN AWAY FROM ME.
- I'M REALLY FINE
WITH BRANDI NOW.
I REALLY AM JUST, LIKE,
AT THIS POINT,
I'M MOVING ON.
I DON'T WANT ANY MORE PROBLEMS
IN MY LIFE.
I'LL LET KIM HANDLE BRANDI.
WHAT'D YOU THINK OF THE SEANCE?
- YOU KNOW, IT FREAKED ME OUT
A LITTLE, BUT IT WAS REALLY FUN.
I MEAN, I WAS WORRIED
ABOUT GOING OVER
AND SEEING ALL OF YOU GUYS
AFTER GAME NIGHT,
WHICH WAS A DISASTER
AND A LOW POINT
FOR, I THINK, MOST OF US.
- YES, NOT A GOOD...
NOT A GOOD NIGHT.
- NO, YOU KNOW WHAT?
AT LEAST IT GOT OUT OF THE WAY.
[chuckles]
I DON'T KNOW IF KYLE
100% GETS ME NOW,
BUT AT THAT MOMENT,
I FELT LIKE KYLE
DID UNDERSTAND ME
A LITTLE BETTER.
SO I THOUGHT I WOULD HAVE...
I DON'T KNOW.
TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK...
THE GIRLS OVER
TO MY FRIEND'S HOUSE IN MALIBU.
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL BEACH HOUSE.
AND, LIKE,
JUST WATCH THE SUN GO DOWN.
AND THIS IS WHERE
I NEED YOUR ADVICE.
I WAS THINKING
TO DO SOMETHING FUN,
BUT I CAN'T REALLY DO MUCH
WITH MY FOOT
LIKE IT IS... - POTATO-SACK RACE?
- YEAH, EXACTLY. RIGHT?
- [laughs]
- SO... [laughs]
WHAT ABOUT...
- I'M GETTING NERVOUS!
- [laughs]
LIKE, THIS LADY...
SHE'S A PORN STAR.
SO SHE COMES, AND SHE
TEACHES YOU HOW TO, LIKE,
DO B.J.s AND STUFF.
[laughs] NO?
I'M JUST TRYING
TO THINK OF SOMETHING
THAT WE COULD ACTUALLY...
I COULD ACTUALLY PARTAKE IN.
- [laughs] OH, MY GOD.
OH, MY GOD.
HOPEFULLY, WE ALREADY KNOW.
- YEAH. WELL, YEAH.
- [laughs]
- I'M SURE A PORN STAR COULD
TEACH US A LITTLE SOMETHING,
I WOULD THINK.
- IF SHE WANTS TO BE FRIENDS
WITH ALL OF US GIRLS,
THAT IS NOT THE WAY
TO GO ABOUT IT.
- I DON'T KNOW. I MEAN,
I'M JUST THROWING IT OUT THERE.
- MAYBE SOMETHING
A LITTLE MORE...
- CLASSY?
- YEAH. I THINK THAT
WOULDN'T GO OVER VERY WELL
WITH THIS GROUP OF GIRLS,
TO BE HONEST.
- OKAY.
I REALLY FELT LIKE
HAVING THIS PORN STAR COME
AND TEACH US ALL
HOW TO DO BETTER B.J.s
WAS ACTUALLY
KIND OF FUN AND CUTE.
- I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I CAN GET
ANY OF THEM TOGETHER
AT THIS POINT. - [laughs] TRUE.
- I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO'S
TALKING TO WHO RIGHT NOW, BUT...
- MAYBE WE SHOULD
ALL JUST, LIKE,
THROW EVERYTHING OUT
AND START OVER AT A TABLE
AND GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER
FOR EACH OTHER
AND NOT FOR ALL THE BULL[bleep]
THAT'S SURROUNDING EVERYTHING.
- THAT SOUNDS GOOD.
- RIGHT?
THAT SOUNDS GOOD. - GOOD IDEA.
- HEY, SHAY.
- HI, ADRIENNE.
- HI.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD.
- GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- NICE TO SEE YOU.
I'M GETTING A LITTLE NERVOUS.
IS EVERYTHING
GONNA BE SET UP OKAY?
- YEAH, IT'S GREAT.
- OKAY.
THIS IS THE DAY
OF MY FASHION SHOW.
THINGS ARE NOT SET UP YET.
I'M STARTING TO GET
A LITTLE NERVOUS.
IT'S THE VIRGO IN ME.
I'M A PERFECTIONIST.
SO, WHEN I LOOK OUTSIDE
AND THINGS AREN'T SET UP YET,
I START TO KIND OF, UH, PANIC.
I DON'T WANNA HAVE TO WORRY
ABOUT ANYTHING.
I JUST WANNA SHOW UP,
DO WHAT I NEED TO DO,
AND I'M SEEING THAT THINGS
ARE NOT REALLY READY YET.
SO I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS.
- WELL, WE'RE DOING
AUDIO, LIGHTING, AND STAGING.
ALL OF THE FURNITURE AND STUFF...
- WELL, THE FURNITURE
IS JUST MOVING.
- RIGHT, WELL,
WE'RE BRINGING IN FURNITURE...
- THE SMALL THINGS.
- THAT'S ALL HAPPENING.
- WHO'S HANDLING ALL THAT? YOU?
- I'M HANDLING EVERYTHING.
WE HAVE A VERY LARGE GROUP.
- OKAY, 'CAUSE I'M STARTING
TO GET A LITTLE NERVOUS.
I CAN'T HELP IT.
THIS IS THE WAY I DO EVENTS.
- DO YOU WANNA TAKE
A FEW MINUTES?
- I DO A LOT OF EVENTS HERE.
- I KNOW YOU DO.
- AND SO I GET...
- AND IT'S GONNA BE AMAZING.
I'M GONNA BLOW YOUR SOCKS OFF.
IT'S GONNA BE...
- I DON'T DOUBT THAT.
BUT I JUST WANNA GET GOING.
[chuckles]
CAN I JUST ASK YOU ONE QUESTION?
SO, RUN ME THROUGH
WHAT'S GOING ON
RIGHT NOW BECAUSE...
- SO RIGHT NOW
MCNALLY'S DOING THE STAGE SETUP,
SO THIS IS ALL
FOR THE FASHION SHOW.
WE'RE GONNA GET THIS ALL SET UP.
- RIGHT. RIGHT.
I HAVE NEVER WORKED
WITH SHAY BEFORE,
BUT WHEN HE SAYS, "TRUST ME,
IT'S GONNA BE BEAUTIFUL,"
I KIND OF HAVE BLIND FAITH.
SO, AS FAR AS VALET,
I THINK IF SOMEBODY'S
BEING DROPPED OFF...
- RIGHT.
- IN THE LIMO,
IT'S OKAY. THEY CAN COME UP.
BUT I'D PREFER
THAT THEY'RE PARKED
OUT ON THE STREET,
AND THEN VALET PICKS THEM UP
OVER THERE.
- AND THAT'S HOW WE HAVE IT
LINED UP RIGHT NOW,
AND I'VE GOT 19 GUYS... - OKAY.
- WHICH IS WAY OVERKILL FOR...
- WOW. OVER-STAFFED.
- YEAH, SO IT'S... IT'S GREAT.
- THAT'S OKAY. THAT'S GOOD.
- I JUST WANT EVERYONE TO HAVE
THE BEST SERVICE POSSIBLE...
- I AGREE. I AGREE.
- FROM THE BEGINNING
OF THE EVENT,
ALL THE WAY THROUGH.
- SMART.
PUTTING ON A FASHION SHOW
OF THIS MAGNITUDE
HAS ME A LITTLE NERVOUS
BECAUSE I KNOW MY PERSONALITY.
AND I KNOW...
LOVE IS REALLY IN THE DETAILS.
- PERFECT.
- ALL RIGHT, PERFECT.
- COMING UP...
- I JUST HAVE TO TELL YOU
I'M A LITTLE UPSET.
- WITH?
- YOU. AND MY FEELINGS ARE HURT.
- EXCITED ABOUT TONIGHT?
- I'M VERY EXCITED.
I CAN'T WAIT.
- HOW'S IT GOING?
- HEY, YOU. HOW'S IT LOOK?
- IT LOOKS REALLY BEAUTIFUL,
ACTUALLY.
- DOES IT?
- YEAH.
- OH, GOOD.
- IT'S REALLY STUNNING.
- THEY'RE GONNA SPOTLIGHT
YOUR SHOES.
I KNOW YOU'RE... - [chuckles]
- GETTING EMBARRASSED ABOUT IT,
BUT YOU HAVE TO DO IT.
- OH, I THINK
IT'S GONNA BE FABULOUS.
- UNBELIEVABLE.
- THE BEAUTY ABOUT THOSE SHOES
ARE IT'S JUST
SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED FOR ME.
- SO WE'RE ACTUALLY A LITTLE BIT
OVER CAPACITY RIGHT NOW.
EVERYONE WAS RESPONDING
THAT THEY WANTED TO COME.
- THAT'S GOOD.
- THAT'S BETTER THAN NOBODY
WANTING TO COME, RIGHT?
- I DON'T THINK YOU WERE GONNA
RUN INTO THAT PROBLEM.
- THE ALTERNATIVE
WOULD NOT BE GOOD.
- I DON'T THINK YOU WERE
GONNA RUN INTO THAT PROBLEM.
I DON'T KNOW
HOW YOU'RE STILL GOING.
IT'S BEEN A WHIRLWIND.
- ARE YOU KIDDING?
THIS IS MY LIFE.
[engine revs]
- TAYLOR, THE CAR'S HERE.
WE'RE REALLY GONNA BE LATE.
- YOU KNOW I'M HARDLY EVER LATE.
- WOW, YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
- THANKS! THAT'S NICE OF YOU.
THROUGH MY THERAPY,
I'VE REALIZED
THAT I'VE CAUSED
A LOT OF TENSION
BETWEEN RUSSELL AND MY FRIENDS
BECAUSE I'VE USED THEM
AS A SOUNDING BOARD
WHEN THINGS HAVE BEEN DIFFICULT.
I'M COMING TO TERMS WITH THE
FACT THAT IT'S DIFFICULT
FOR THE WOMEN TO LIKE RUSSELL,
CONSIDERING THE THINGS
THEY'VE HEARD
ABOUT OUR MARITAL PROBLEMS.
WELL, IT WAS A NICE SURPRISE
TO HAVE YOU JOIN ME.
- YEAH, I, UM...
- I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT.
- WELL, I HAD
A MEETING CANCELED, AND, UH,
YOU KNOW, OPENED UP THE EVENING,
SO I REALLY KNOW
THAT YOU NEED THE SUPPORT.
I KNOW THAT YOU'VE HAD
A DIFFICULT TIME LATELY,
AND, YOU KNOW...
I THINK WE'RE GONNA HAVE
A REALLY NICE EVENING.
- THANKS. IT'S BEEN A LITTLE...
TOUGH OUT THERE.
- MORE CHALLENGING LATELY.
- I'M DEFINITELY...
A LITTLE APPREHENSIVE
ABOUT SEEING CAMILLE.
- WE DON'T KNOW IF IT'S TRUE,
BECAUSE YOU COME OVER,
AND YOU DON'T HAVE ANY SIGNS
OF PHYSICAL ABUSE ON YOUR BODY.
- THAT'S REALLY UNCOOL.
- JUST, UH, TRY TO RISE
ABOVE IT TONIGHT.
AND, YOU KNOW,
HAVE A GOOD EVENING.
- YEAH,
THIS IS ADRIENNE'S NIGHT,
AND I, UGH...
I DON'T WANT ANY STRESS.
BUT MORE THAN ANYTHING,
I THINK I'M...
YOU KNOW, LIKE, GETTING ANGRY
IS NOT REALLY MY DEAL.
IT'S KIND OF NOT WHO I AM.
- REALLY?
- BUT... [chuckles]
GETTING, UM...
WHAT? YOU THINK I'M A PERSON
THAT GETS ANGRY?
- NO.
- OKAY.
- ABSOLUTELY NOT.
- BUT GETTING... WHEN I GET HURT
IS PROBABLY THE ONLY TIME
I EVER GET REALLY UPSET.
AND I THINK THAT, WITH HER,
IT WAS MORE...
I'M MORE HURT THAN ANYTHING...
SO...
- WELL, THE BOTTOM LINE IS
YOU DIDN'T START THIS.
I MEAN, SHE HAS SAID
THINGS THAT ARE
BLATANTLY FALSE ABOUT YOU AND I,
AND, UH...
IT'S NOT RIGHT.
- [sighs]
- HELLO.
- HI. HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?
ARE WE CHECKING IN? - YEAH.
- FOR BRANDI GLANVILLE.
- YOU'RE FINE.
- OKAY.
- ADRIENNE.
- YES.
- KEVAN, YOU GUYS NEED
A PHOTO OVER HERE.
- OH, OKAY.
- KEVAN HALL'S DONE
VANESSA WILLIAMS,
KATHERINE HEIGL,
FELICITY HUFFMAN,
DEBRA MESSING, TO NAME A FEW...
FIRST LADIES.
HE WAS DEBUTING
HIS FALL COLLECTION.
- PAUL LOOKS GOOD!
I LOVE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING.
I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING.
I LOVE IT.
I THINK YOU LOOK AMAZING.
- I PICKED IT OUT.
- SHE PICKED OUT THE SHIRT.
- I LOVE THE SHIRT,
AND I LOVE HOW YOU MATCHED IT.
- IT LOOKS GOOD.
- AND IT WORKS.
- YOU LOOK REALLY GOOD.
- I KNOW.
- YOU LOOK ALWAYS GORGEOUS.
I'M GONNA COMPLIMENT HIM.
- AH, THIS IS AMAZING.
- THANK YOU.
I ACTUALLY GOT A COMPLIMENT.
- YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL!
- HI, TAYLOR.
- YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL, TOO.
I LOVE THAT.
- I LOOK LIKE I'M IN A HABIT.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M GOOD. [smooches]
TRYING TO HELP ME BE A NICER
PERSON, I'M DRESSED LIKE A NUN.
[laughs]
- YOU ARE A NICE PERSON.
- HI.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- HI, RUSSELL.
- I'M GOOD. HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?
- SO I GUESS WE SHOULD
GET IN FIRST.
- HOW ARE YOU, BUDDY?
- GOOD, GOOD, GOOD.
- GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- AFTER WHAT HAPPENED
AT THE TEA PARTY,
IT WAS A LITTLE AWKWARD
SEEING RUSSELL.
IT'S REALLY HARD WHEN
I HEAR THINGS FROM TAYLOR
THAT SHE'LL SAY
ABOUT HER MARRIAGE,
AND THEN I SEE THEM TOGETHER,
AND IT'S VERY HARD FOR US TO PUT
THOSE THINGS OUT OF OUR MINDS.
SO TONIGHT IS A FASHION SHOW.
IT'S FOR HER SHOE LINE, RIGHT?
- YEAH.
- IT'S EXCITING.
- OH, HOW CUTE.
- I THINK IT'S GONNA BE
A PRETTY BIG DEAL.
- SOMETHING JUST DAWNED ON ME.
I DON'T WANNA, LIKE,
ADD A LITTLE...
ANXIETY TO THE SITUATION.
IS THIS THE FIRST TIME
YOU'VE SEEN CAMILLE?
- YES.
- AH. [whistles]
- IT HADN'T EVEN DAWNED
ON ME... HMM.
- [laughs]
- IT DIDN'T DAWN ON ME,
I SWEAR TO YOU, UNTIL JUST NOW.
TAYLOR IS REALLY UPSET
ABOUT WHAT CAMILLE SAID
AT THE TEA PARTY.
I THINK THAT MAYBE
SHE'S STILL TRYING
TO PROTECT RUSSELL.
BUT CAMILLE WAS JUST REPEATING
WHAT TAYLOR'S BEEN TELLING US.
- I DON'T KNOW THE WHOLE STORY,
SO I CAN'T REALLY COMMENT.
- I DON'T EITHER.
- I DON'T EITHER, ACTUALLY.
AND I WAS THERE.
- AND THAT'S THE REALITY.
I HAVE NO IDEA. [laughter]
YOU WERE THERE,
AND YOU DON'T KNOW IT EITHER?
- MM-MM.
I'M NOT SURE IF ANY OF US DO.
ACTUALLY,
THE INTERESTING THIS IS
I'M HURT
BY THE WHOLE CAMILLE THING,
AND I'M GONNA JUST MOVE PAST IT
FOR TONIGHT
BECAUSE THIS IS ADRIENNE'S DEAL,
AND I DON'T WANT ANYTHING
TO UPSTAGE HER BUSINESS...
YOU KNOW, INTERESTS.
BUT AT THE SAME TIME...
- WHY START THAT NOW?
[laughs] I'M KIDDING.
- [laughs]
- HE MADE HIMSELF LAUGH.
- [laughs]
- MY HUSBAND?
- YEAH.
- HE DOES THAT SOMETIMES.
- I KNOW I'M GONNA SEE CAMILLE,
AND I'M PRETTY NERVOUS...
A LOT OF ANXIETY, AND, REALLY,
I JUST NEED A BREAK.
NO FRICTION TONIGHT.
- HONEY, A LITTLE CHAMPAGNE?
- UM...
- WILL YOU SHARE WITH ME?
OR DO YOU WANT ONE?
- SURE. OKAY.
THANK YOU! THANK YOU.
LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL THIS LOOKS!
- IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
- OH, MY GOSH. THIS IS EXCITING!
- THIS LOOKS AMAZING.
- [smooches]
- GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- THIS IS MY FRIEND ADRIENNE.
THIS IS KYLE.
- HI. NICE TO MEET YOU.
- I'M GONNA SAY HI TO ADRIENNE.
- IT LOOKS LIKE OUR BACKYARD!
- UH...
- [laughs]
- MAYBE A LITTLE BIGGER.
- WOW. IT LOOKS AMAZING.
HAVING RUSSELL AT
ADRIENNE'S CHARITY FASHION SHOW
IS JUST KIND OF AWKWARD.
HE JUST DOESN'T NORMALLY SHOW UP
FOR THINGS LIKE THAT,
SO IT'S JUST KIND OF WEIRD
HAVING HIM THERE.
BUT I'M HOPING THAT THIS IS
HIS ATTEMPT
AT BEING A BETTER HUSBAND.
- HEY.
- HI.
- YOU LOOK GORGEOUS.
- HEY, HOW ARE YOU?
- BEAUTIFUL!
- HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD.
- OH, MY GOD. I'M SO EXCITED!
- I KNOW.
- HI, WENDY.
- HI, SWEETIE. HOW YOU DOING?
YOU LOOK GREAT.
- GOOD TO SEE YOU!
- HI, HONEY.
- THE BACKYARD
LOOKS UNBELIEVABLE.
- I KNOW YOU'RE NOT
USED TO SEEING IT LIKE THIS.
- AFTER THE TEA PARTY,
TAYLOR'S REALLY MADE A POINT
OF REACHING OUT TO ME
FOR THE FRIENDSHIP,
AND I WANT TO SUPPORT HER...
END OF STORY.
I THINK SHE HAS A BIG PROBLEM
WITH CAMILLE,
CERTAINLY MUCH MORE THAN I DO.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT
YOU'RE LETTING YOURSELF IN FOR.
- WHY?
- [laughs]
- WE'RE GOING TO HAVE
A GREAT TIME.
- HELLO. THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.
- HI, HONEY. HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD. [both smooching]
- KEN, HOW ARE YOU, MY DEAR?
[smooches]
- I'M GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?
- GIGGY, MY PAL, MY FRIEND.
HI. - HOW ARE YOU?
- LISA?
- REMEMBER MOHAMED?
- LISA, LISA. OH, YEAH.
I THINK I KNOW MOHAMED.
LET ME TALK TO YOU REALLY QUICK
AWAY FROM EVERYBODY.
I JUST GOTTA TELL YOU
SOMETHING, OKAY?
I JUST HAVE TO TELL YOU
I'M A LITTLE UPSET.
- WITH?
- YOU. AND MY FEELINGS ARE HURT
BECAUSE OF VEGAS.
AND... - WITH VEGAS?
- YEAH, BECAUSE I KNOW
PANDORA'S ENGAGEMENT PARTY'S
BEING HELD THERE.
I WISH YOU WOULD'VE COME
TO ME FIRST.
- BACHELORETTE.
- OKAY, WHATEVER.
- MM-HMM.
- OKAY. I WOULD'VE LOVED...
- I WOULDN'T WANT TO ASK YOU
TO DO THAT.
- BUT, HONEY,
HONEY, YOU CAN COME TO ME.
YOU KNOW I WOULD'VE ROLLED
THE RED CARPET OUT FOR YOU.
IT JUST KIND OF HURTS
MY FEELINGS.
I WISH
YOU WOULD'VE ASKED ME FIRST.
IS THERE A REASON...
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
ROBERT EARL,
WHO OWNS PLANET HOLLYWOOD,
IS SUCH AN OLD FAMILY FRIEND
OF OURS.
HE DID JASON'S BACHELOR PARTY.
HE'S ALREADY DONE IT.
I MEAN, I JUST WOULDN'T LIKE
TO ASK, TO BE HONEST.
IT'S A HUGE... HE WANTED
TO HOST IT FOR THEM.
- BUT, LISA...
- I KNOW, DARLING,
BUT I'VE KNOWN HIM FOR 15 YEARS.
- BUT YOU ALWAYS... OKAY.
BUT YOU'VE KNOWN ME
A LONG TIME, TOO.
I THINK THE WORLD OF YOU.
I LOVE PANDORA. SHE'S...
- BUT I THINK IT'S
AN IMPOSITION TO ASK.
- NO, IT'S NOT.
AND YOU KNOW THAT.
AND YOU'VE ASKED FOR
OTHER THINGS, AND IT'S BEEN...
- I WOULD NEVER ASK
FOR ANYTHING.
- NO, NO, NO, NO.
I MEAN,
YOU'VE ASKED TO GET YOUR WINE
INTO OUR CASINO,
AND THAT'S FINE.
- WE HAVEN'T PUT OUR WINE
IN YOUR CASINO.
- YOU'VE ASKED ME TO PUT IT IN.
- YEAH.
- BUT WHAT I'M SAYING IS
I DON'T WANT YOU TO FEEL
LIKE YOU COULDN'T ASK ME,
AND I WOULD'VE GIVEN YOU...
- YES, BUT IF THOUGHT
THAT IT WOULD BE OKAY
TO KIND OF IMPOSE
THAT MUCH ON YOU...
- I DON'T THINK IT'S IMPOSING.
- TO HAVE 20 GIRLS...
FOR THREE DAYS THERE?
- FOR YOU, I WOULD DO IT.
- OKAY, DARLING. I'M SORRY.
NEXT TIME...
WELL, HOPEFULLY,
THERE WON'T BE A NEXT TIME.
[laughs] - IT'S OKAY.
SO, YOU KNOW, I'M GOING TO BE
THERE THE SAME WEEKEND.
- I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. NO.
- YEAH, WE'RE GONNA BE
THERE THE SAME WEEKEND, SO...
- I'M SORRY
ABOUT THE BACHELORETTE PARTY,
TRULY SORRY,
BUT I DO HAVE A LOT
OF DODGY RELATIVES
COMING IN AT CHRISTMAS.
MAYBE SHE'D LIKE TO HOST THAT.
- I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR HER,
AND I WOULD NOT...
SO, YOU OKAY WITH THAT?
- OKAY. I'M FINE.
- ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
'CAUSE I WAS REALLY UPSET.
- OH, I'M REALLY SORRY.
- WHAT ABOUT PUTTING MY WINE
IN YOUR...?
- YOU ASKED ME TO PUT...
- YEAH, BUT YOU DIDN'T!
- WELL, YOU...
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.
I GAVE YOU THE RESOURCES
TO DO IT.
- NO. NEVER CALLED ME.
- BUT YOU ASKED.
- HE NEVER CALLED.
- YOU WENT DOWN THERE.
AND YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GO BY
AND SEE HIM.
- NO, NO.
- I SET IT UP FOR YOU.
- NO.
- I DID.
- NO, YOU DIDN'T. YOU NEVER...
HE DIDN'T CALL ME.
- THAT'S NOT TRUE.
- HE NEVER CALLED ME.
- THAT'S NOT TRUE.
HE SAID THAT YOU NEVER CAME BY.
I WOULD'VE PREFERRED
THAT SHE SAID,
"LISTEN, YOU KNOW WHAT?
"YOU'RE RIGHT. " MADE A MISTAKE.
"AND NEXT TIME,
I'LL SUPPORT YOU.
I KNOW YOU'VE SUPPORTED ME.
I'LL SUPPORT YOU."
THAT WASN'T THE ANSWER I GOT.
- COMING UP...
- OKAY, WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
- HEY.
- HI!
- I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU WERE IN THERE.
- THANK YOU.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
- BEAUTIFUL.
- THANK YOU.
- I LIKE THE JACKET. IT'S COOL.
- YOU LOOK LOVELY.
- SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.
I'M EXCITED TO GO
TO ADRIENNE'S FASHION SHOW.
I'M LOOKING FORWARD
TO SEEING ADRIENNE,
BUT I'M A LITTLE APPREHENSIVE
ABOUT SEEING TAYLOR.
YOU HAVE TO BE HONEST.
YOU NEED TO BE HONEST.
THAT'S NOT COOL.
NOT TOO PLEASED
WITH HER BEHAVIOR
UP UNTIL THIS POINT.
- HI, MAMA.
- HI.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- YOU LOOK AMAZING.
- YOU LOOK GORGEOUS, TOO.
- WOW.
- HI.
[overlapping chatter]
- SO YOU END UP
CARRYING IT AROUND ANYWAY.
- IT'S KIND OF NICE
NOT TO HAVE A...
- I KNOW.
- HELLO.
- THERE'S A LITTLE PARTY
IN THERE.
HI. HOW ARE YOU? - HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD, NICE TO SEE YOU.
- YOU TOO.
- OKAY, WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
- HEY.
- HI.
- I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU WERE IN THERE.
- NO, NO. WE WERE...
WE WERE KIND OF ALL IN THERE.
ADRIENNE'S IN THERE, TOO.
- OH, OKAY.
- AND DANA WAS IN THERE, TOO.
DID DANA LEAVE?
- NO, SHE JUST WENT OUT.
- WE WERE HAVING A PARTY
IN THE BATHROOM.
HOW IS IT OUT THERE, NICE?
- SHE SAID
IT'S REALLY GOOD IN THERE.
- YEAH. IT'S...
- IT'S LIKE A DISCO BALL.
ANYWAY, WE'RE GONNA TALK LATER.
- YES.
- NOT TONIGHT.
- OKAY.
I JUST DON'T THINK
IT'S THE RIGHT SETTING
TO TALK TO HER THIS EVENING,
AT ADRIENNE'S FASHION SHOW.
I'D RATHER DO IT ON...
ONE-ON-ONE.
- UGH, LET'S GO
TO THE OTHER ONE.
MY STOMACH'S HURTING NOW. UGH.
I REALLY DIDN'T WANNA HAVE
ANY CONFLICT WITH CAMILLE.
I JUST THOUGHT
IT WAS BEST LEFT ALONE.
AND PLUS, THE TENSIONS WERE
WAY TOO HIGH AT THAT POINT.
I HATE THIS.
- YOU ALL READY?
- YEAH, I'M READY. I'M FINE.
NO, I'M NOT NERVOUS.
I JUST WANNA GET THIS DONE
AND ON TO THE FUN.
THE LAST FEW MINUTES ARE CRAZY.
IT COULD GO EITHER WAY.
IT COULD BE BEAUTIFULLY DONE,
OR IT COULD BE A DISASTER.
HI. - OKAY, SO LET ME GET TODD.
- QUESTION.
- YES, MA'AM?
- SO, LET ME JUST ASK YOU ONE...
CAN I ASK YOU ONE QUESTION?
SO, AFTERWARDS,
AFTER JENNI AND I ARE DONE...
- YOU'RE GONNA COME BACK HERE.
- THE CHAMPAGNE, THOUGH,
THAT'S COMING UP FOR THE TOAST.
- YEAH.
- OKAY.
IS THE GUY ON THIS SIDE
OR THAT SIDE?
- ON YOUR RIGHT SIDE.
- OKAY.
- GARY WILL COME UP OFF
YOUR RIGHT SIDE.
GARY'S ON YOUR RIGHT SIDE
AS WELL.
- I THOUGHT THEY WERE
ON THAT SIDE OF THE STAIRS.
- NO, THE STAIRS
ARE ON THIS SIDE.
- BUT YOU KNOW MY SPEECH...
- OH, GARY IS COMING UP...
- I'M GONNA INVITE GARY UP,
BUT I HAVE TO FINISH MY SPEECH.
- YEAH.
- SO YOU KNOW THAT.
- YOU JUST WAIT.
YOU SAY, "GARY"...
- ALL RIGHT. OKAY.
- YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
- THERE'S NOT ENOUGH SPACE...
- NO, WAIT A MINUTE.
DON'T CONFUSE ME.
IS IT RIGHT OR LEFT?
- I'M GONNA MAKE EVERYONE
ON THE RIGHT.
THAT'S WHERE THE STAIRS ARE,
ON THE RIGHT.
DON'T WORRY. - RIGHT.
SO THEY'RE GONNA COME UP
AND GET IT.
- BUT I THINK IT WAS THE BOYS...
THE CHAMPAGNE SERVERS
WERE GONNA COME FROM BACKSTAGE.
- CAMILLE, THIS IS MY FRIEND.
DID YOU GUYS MEET?
- I KNOW, WE JUST MET.
- WE JUST MET EARLIER.
- YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL. HI.
- THANK YOU.
- BRANDI AND I
ARE BECOMING FRIENDS.
YOU KNOW, WE'VE BEEN THROUGH
SOMETHING VERY SIMILAR
IN OUR PERSONAL LIVES,
SO WE CAN RELATE.
AND I ENJOY HER.
I THINK SHE TELLS IT LIKE IT IS,
AND SHE MAKES NO APOLOGIES
FOR WHO SHE IS.
- HOW ARE THE KIDS?
- THEY'RE GREAT.
- ARE THEY?
- COULDN'T BE HAPPIER.
- OH, GOOD. I'M SO GLAD.
- WE'RE AT A POINT NOW,
ACTUALLY,
JUST RECENTLY,
WHERE WE'RE GETTING ALONG.
AND, LIKE, HE'S WATCHING
THE KIDS FOR ME TONIGHT,
WHICH WE NEVER...
HAVE HAD THAT BEFORE, SO...
- OH, GOOD.
- IT TOOK, LIKE, TWO YEARS,
SO GIVE IT A LITTLE TIME.
IT'LL COME AROUND.
- YEAH.
I DON'T KNOW. - IT WILL.
I WASN'T SURE EITHER.
- NO, I DON'T THINK IT WILL.
I JUST DON'T...
YOU KNOW WHY
I DON'T THINK IT WILL?
'CAUSE HE'S NEVER DONE THAT.
- NO, BUT MINE HADN'T EITHER.
- HE HAD ALL OF HIS...
REALLY? - NOPE. YOU KNOW THAT.
SHE KNOWS HIM.
AND SHE WAS AROUND.
IT WAS JUST ME...
- YEAH.
- AND A NANNY...
THAT I MISS EVEN NOW. [chuckles]
- I'VE DISCOVERED I'M A...
BITTER, ANGRY, TIRED,
BITCHY WOMAN.
- YOU'RE ENTITLED.
- [laughs]
SO I CALLED THE... YOU KNOW,
THE CHARLIE SOPHY HOTLINE.
- RIGHT. YEAH.
- OH, YOU SEE CHARLIE?
- THAT'S HOW I GOT CHARLIE.
- WHOA. THAT'S HOW... YEAH.
- I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
- YEAH.
- HE'S GREAT.
HE'S FIXED OUR MARRIAGE.
- HE'S GREAT.
- HE'S ALMOST
FIXED OUR MARRIAGE.
- ALMOST. I LIKE THE OPTIMISM.
- YEAH.
- AND YOU KNOW WHAT HE DOES?
ANY TIME WE THINK
WE CAN'T FIX OUR MARRIAGE,
HE KICKS BOTH OF OUR ASSES
BACK INTO BELIEVING WE CAN
UNTIL WE'RE LIKE,
"ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT."
- HE'S AMAZING.
- WOW.
- IT'S SO GREAT.
- IT'S SO AMAZING.
- ISN'T THAT AMAZING TO SEE
YOUR NAME IN LIGHTS?
- I KNOW.
- I KNOW.
THAT'S WHAT INSPIRATIONAL
TO THE GIRLS WHO WORK FOR YOU.
- NAH.
- YOU KNOW?
- YEAH, OF COURSE.
- IT'S SO AMAZING.
- 'CAUSE THEY CAN DREAM AND...
- YEAH.
- ENOUGH HARD WORK AND...
- IF YOU CAN DO IT...
- DEVOTION AND DEDICATION.
- THEY CAN DO IT.
WELL, AND IT'S NOT EVEN
THE FACT THAT YOU CAN DO IT.
IT'S THE FACT
THAT YOU CAN DO IT,
AND THEN YOU'RE WILLING
TO SHOW "STEP UP" GIRLS
THAT YOU CARE ENOUGH
TO SUPPORT THEM.
- YEAH. OF COURSE.
- AND THAT'S WHAT'S SO COOL.
- BUT, YOU KNOW, MY FATHER'S
PHILOSOPHY, WHO PASSED AWAY...
[clears throat] WAS ALWAYS,
"TAKE CARE OF YOUR CUSTOMERS.
TAKE CARE OF YOUR EMPLOYEES.
AND GIVE BACK." - YEAH.
- AND IT'S
VERY BASIC AND SIMPLE,
BUT THAT'S, OVER 150 YEARS,
HOW WE'VE DONE BUSINESS.
- YEAH.
- AND IT'S...
- AND IT WORKS.
- IT'S WORKED FOR US.
- LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
PLEASE WELCOME TO THE STAGE
MS. ADRIENNE MALOOF AND THE
CEO OF STEP UP WOMEN'S NETWORK,
MS. JENNI LUKE.
[cheers and applause]
- SHE LOOKS GREAT.
- GREAT DRESS. [cheering]
- TONIGHT, OBVIOUSLY,
IS VERY SPECIAL FOR ME.
AND PLEASE KNOW THAT
THIS MEANS THE WORLD TO ME.
TO STEP UP,
WHICH IS WHY WE'RE ALL
REALLY HERE TONIGHT.
IT'S ALWAYS BEEN
IMPORTANT TO ME
TO EMPOWER YOUNG WOMEN, AND...
THE DEDICATION AND WHAT THEY DO
TO HELP THESE WOMEN IN THE ARTS
AND IN BUSINESS IS SO ADMIRABLE.
FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART,
I THANK YOU.
THANKS, JENNI.
THANKS TO KEVAN HALL.
I THINK IT'S ONLY APPROPRIATE
THAT WE HAVE A TOAST.
SO, IF YOU COULD RAISE
YOUR GLASSES...
"MAY YOU FIND INSPIRATION
"IN THE BIG PICTURE,
BUT MAY YOU FIND LOVE
IN THE DETAILS."
CHEERS.
AND THANK YOU.
[applause]
AND NOW... THE FASHION SHOW.
SO...
GET READY TO ROCK AND ROLL.
[dance music]
♪♪ ♪♪
- I DO LIKE THAT DRESS, THOUGH.
- YEAH! IF YOU'RE SKINNY,
THAT DRESS LOOKS GREAT.
- I THOUGHT THE WHOLE POINT
OF THE FASHION SHOW
WAS TO SEE HER SHOES!
AND EVERYBODY'S IN LONG DRESSES,
AND I CAN'T SEE THE SHOE.
I WAS HERE TO SEE
THE MALOOF HOOF.
- YEAH, I LOVE THAT.
- I KNOW!
- I'D WEAR THAT.
- I'M SO EXCITED TO SEE
ADRIENNE'S SHOE LINE.
I'M EXPECTING THEM
TO BE GORGEOUS,
BECAUSE I KNOW SHE'S GOT
GREAT TASTE IN SHOES,
BUT WHERE ARE THE SHOES?
[cheers and applause]
- YAY, OUR TWO GIRLS. WHOO!
- SO NOW I THINK IT'S TIME
FOR A COCKTAIL, RIGHT?
- I THINK SO.
- HAVE A GREAT TIME.
- GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE.
WELL, I REALLY WANNA
TRY TO SHOW MY SHOES,
BECAUSE I KIND OF JUST
DIDN'T WANNA BE
SO IN PEOPLE'S FACE ABOUT IT.
- NO, I THINK WHAT YOU DID
WAS BEAUTIFUL.
- THE MAIN FOCUS
OF THE FASHION SHOW
IS STEP UP, WHICH IS THE CHARITY
THAT I'M INVOLVED IN.
AND I JUST DIDN'T WANT THE SHOES
TO BE THE CENTER OF ATTENTION
WHEN IT WAS REALLY
ABOUT RAISING MONEY FOR STEP UP.
All: HI.
- WE WANNA SEE YOUR...
- WE WANNA SEE THE SHOES!
- I KNOW.
- WE WANNA SEE THE SHOES.
WE WANNA SEE THE SHOES.
- I JUST DIDN'T WANNA BE
SO OBVIOUS.
- NO, NO, NO.
WE NEED TO SEE THE SHOES.
- HERE, YOU NEED TO HAVE...
[all gasp]
- STUNNING.
- THEY'RE LIKE...
I WANTED TO HAVE
A CLASSIC SILHOUETTE
- OH, MY GOD.
- THEY ARE SO BEAUTIFUL,
ADRIENNE.
- THANK YOU.
- THEY ARE AMAZING.
- LOVE, LOVE, LOVE.
- GORGEOUS.
- THEY ARE SO BEAUTIFUL.
- I KNOW.
- CONGRATULATIONS!
- AW, THANK YOU ALL.
- ONLY ADRIENNE WOULD HAVE
A FASHION SHOW FOR HER SHOES
BUT NOT SHOW THEM.
- OH, YEAH.
- THERE YA GO.
- COMING UP...
- ANYWAY, THOSE SHOES.
NOW WATCH OUT, MALOOF HOOF,
THE VANDER-PUMP IS ON ITS WAY
TO KICK YOUR ASS.
- THIS IS, LIKE, THE MOST
EXCITING GARAGE-DINING ROOM SALE
I'VE EVER SEEN!
- I KNOW, RIGHT? RIGHT?
I NEED YOUR ADVICE.
I'M GETTING RID OF SHOES
THAT I NO LONGER NEED,
- I'LL TAKE 'EM.
- YOU'LL TAKE 'EM?
YEAH, EXACTLY.
- NO, NO. YES, YES.
- TA-DA!
- OH, MY GOD.
- HIGH-HEEL TENNIS SHOES!
- I HAD THOSE, TOO!
THIS IS HOT.
THAT IS A VERY HOT SHOE.
- VERY COUTURE.
- THESE ARE MY FAVORITE.
THESE ARE MY FAVORITE.
- BUT THIS IS A WEAPON.
- THAT IS A WEAPON.
THAT'S WHY I WANT IT.
- HAVE TO HAVE MY FLATS.
GREAT FOR THE HOLIDAYS.
- I THINK THESE ARE KEEPER,
KEEPER, KEEPER, KEEPER.
- THESE ARE VERY ELEGANT.
- THIS TOE... YOU'RE NOT
GONNA WEAR THAT AGAIN.
- NO. NO.
- NO.
- HOT. THESE ARE GORGEOUS.
OH, MY GOD.
I GOTTA PUT THIS ON MY FOOT.
- LOVE THESE.
- [gasps]
- IT FITS. ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL?
- THIS IS, LIKE,
REALLY, SERIOUSLY CINDERELLA.
- I KNOW IT.
- I LOVE THOSE.
THESE ARE A NO-GO.
- AWESOME SHOE.
- THE WEDGE.
AND THEY'RE SO COMFORTABLE.
AND I THINK THEY'RE
A LITTLE MORE TRENDY.
- COMFORT IS NOT IMPORTANT.
I LOVE SHOES SO MUCH.
- DID YOU TALK TO CAMILLE?
- I SAID,
"NOT TONIGHT. I CAN'T."
- BUT IT WAS CIVIL.
- YES.
- OKAY, GOOD.
- ACTUALLY, I WAS TRYING
TO GO TO THE LADIES' ROOM.
AND SHE CAME OUT
OF THE LADIES' ROOM,
AND WHEN I WAS LIKE... - [laughs]
- WHAT DID ADRIENNE SAY
TO YOU WHEN YOU WALKED IN?
- OH, I WAS SHOCKED,
BECAUSE SHE SUDDENLY
KIND OF CAME UP TO ME
AND SAID,
"I NEED TO TALK TO YOU."
BUT I'D ONLY KIND OF
JUST WALKED THROUGH THE DOOR.
AND I SAID, "YEAH, WHAT IS IT?"
AND SHE SAID, "I WAS KIND OF
OFFENDED THAT YOU DIDN'T CHOOSE
TO HAVE PANDORA'S BACHELORETTE
AT THE PALMS."
AND I SAID, "OH, MY GOD.
"I WOULDN'T EVEN THINK
YOU'D BE OFFENDED
"BECAUSE, YOU KNOW,
MY FRIEND ROBERT
"HAD KIND OF OFFERED TO HOST IT
BECAUSE HE'S KNOWN PANDORA
SINCE SHE WAS A LITTLE GIRL."
AND HE'D JUST DONE JASON'S.
I DON'T KNOW IF SHE WANTED
THE PUBLICITY OR SOMETHING
FOR THE PALMS,
AND I WAS KIND OF SHOCKED,
TAKEN ABACK,
AND I SAID,
"TO ME IT WOULD SEEM LIKE
AND IMPOSITION TO ASK YOU."
YOU KNOW?
WOULD YOU GO
AND SAY TO ADRIENNE,
"WOULD YOU HOST... WOULD YOU...
CAN I DO FARRAH'S...?"
- WELL, WE ACTUALLY TALKED
ABOUT THIS,
AND I SAID, YOU KNOW,
"MAYBE SHE IS
UNCOMFORTABLE ASKING."
- OH.
- BUT SHE DOESN'T FEEL
THAT YOU WOULD BE.
SO THAT'S THE THING.
I WOULD FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE.
- LATELY, I DON'T KNOW
WHETHER ADRIENNE
IS UNDER SOME KIND OF PRESSURE,
BUT SHE ALWAYS SEEMS TO BE
HAVING A GO AT ME.
YOU KNOW, IF IT'S NOT
MY SENSE OF HUMOR,
NOW IT'S THE BACHELORETTE PARTY.
IT SEEMS LIKE
I CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT.
ANYWAY, THOSE SHOES.
- IF MY NAME WAS MALOOF,
I WOULD DEFINITELY CALL IT
"THE MALOOF HOOF."
- NOW, WATCH OUT, MALOOF HOOF.
THE VANDER-PUMP IS ON ITS WAY
TO KICK YOUR ASS.
I DON'T KNOW.
SEEMS YOU CAN'T PUT
A FOOT RIGHT.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
IT'S LIKE A BLOODY MINEFIELD.
- NEXT TIME ON THE REAL
HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...
- SHE IS A NARCISSIST
WITH THE MOST ENORMOUS HEAD
I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.
- HI, LADIES!
- IT'S A WEDGE-BUT-NO-BRA PARTY.
[laughter]
- UH-OH!
- [screams]
- I THINK KYLE IS PROBABLY USED
TO HAVING ATTENTION PUT ON HER.
[laughter]
- EXCUSE ME!
[indistinct yelling]
- [bleep], YOU SICKO!
- YOU HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT SHE'S DONE TO ME!
YOU HAVE NO IDEA!
[indistinct yelling]
SHE HAS NO IDEA
WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH!
- SHE HAS NO IDEA!
- STOP, STOP.
- TO LEARN MORE
ABOUT THE HOUSEWIVES,