The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (2010–…): Season 1, Episode 6 - The Art of War - full transcript

- previously, on the real
housewives of beverly hills...

- I gotta go.

my mom's brother just died,
my uncle.

- can I get a little sugar?
- Yeah.

- I have a trip planned
for all the ladies

to go to new york

for kelsey's big opening
of la cage aux folles.

let's put this in the past.
Let's move on.

it was just a misunderstanding.
- I'm glad we cleared it up.

i don't think
that you think that!

- you said it to me.



- that's such bull[bleep],
camille.

- the person that remains
in control

is the one that wins.

she lost her cool.
Sorry, kyle, you lose.

- it may look like
I have it all,

but I want more.

- in beverly hills,
it's who you know,

and I know everyone.

- money is what I have,
not who I am.

- I was a child star,
but now my most important role

is being a mother.

- in a town full of phonies,

i'm not afraid to be me.

- it's time for me to come
out of my husband's shadow



and shine.

- I'm a little confused.

- yeah, me too.
That's what I wanna say.

- I just didn't know why
you think I'm so insecure.

you said it.
I didn't say it.

- you twist everything.
I don't know.

- I'm not twisting anything.

i'm just--
I'm not twisting anything.

- when I left camille upstairs,
and taylor,

everything was hunky-dory.

and then suddenly
she comes down--

her feelings went from
there to there.

she changed 180 degrees.

the conversation
you guys had in the room

went okay.

- yeah, but honestly,
i'm gonna be honest

about that conversation.

i really feel that...
I mean,

i really did hear you
say what you did.

i mean, you keep telling me
you didn't say that.

i'm sorry.
Sorry, kyle.

- when I asked you
about spring break,

you thought I said
no one was interested in you

without kelsey.
- That's exactly what you said.

- you're such a [bleep] liar,
camille!

- I just--
I wouldn't make that up.

- I believe that you think
I said that.

i believe that you heard that.
But I never said that.

- I don't lie.
I don't lie.

it's just not
my personality.

- well, then you hallucinate.

you are scaring me.

- I mean,
you like snap and turn--

- you're the one
that keeps saying

the rudest things about me--
Keep going.

i am not gonna allow them

to bait me into
any kind of argument.

- my sister was sitting
right there, camille,

when that happened.

she was there the entire time,
sitting right there.

she heard everything.
- You did say it.

- kim, you were sitting
right there.

- I don't think--
I'm--I get nervous.

i think if I had
opened my mouth,

there's no telling which person

would have taken it
the right or wrong way.

but I never heard
my sister say

why would anybody be interested
in you without kelsey?

- this is what
I don't understand--

and say if you wanna go with
the insecure story,

i'm like--what--
It was out of left field.

i don't even know
what you guys said.

- so nobody in this room

has said anything
about me being insecure

other than--
- I did.

[overlapping comments]

- okay. Nobody else has--
- You did say that.

- we had a conversation
yesterday--

- you asked me.

you asked me
if she was insecure.

- okay, so that's
my whole point.

- I think she was making--
Made her feel like

she was insignificant
without kelsey.

- she's feeling insecure.
- Yeah.

- when you left
after having a drink,

then you came down to the bar

and said about
the insecure thing.

and I'm like,
where's that coming from?

- did anybody
at this table talk

after we all left
before we--

- I don't know.
I don't know.

- I know there was talk
about it

on the plane ride over.

i know that for a fact.

taylor had mentioned
something to me.

did you guys have
a good plane ride over?

- yeah.
I was with taylor.

- lisa's the one that was
prompting taylor on the plane

to say these things.

like, "well, don't you think
camille's insecure?"

it was very machiavellic
in its nature.

- why would you say that?

- I don't even know the
conversation you guys had

in the room.

- I think I've taken
enough abuse from these girls.

now it's my time to exit.

it's a blast,
let me tell you.

you guys have a good evening.
I'm sorry about everything.

i'm sorry you feel
that way, kyle.

okay, bye.

- well, taylor, you're
the one that said that.

ha. I'm serious.

- why would I ever say
camille is insecure?

don't--don't--do not
[bleep] drag me into this,

'cause I guarantee you're
barking up the wrong tree here.

i didn't hear
a single word of it.

I've no knowledge of the fight
between kyle and camille.

- careful, taylor.

- careful in what regard?

i felt like kim was trying
to put words in my mouth

and get me
to say something.

but I wasn't even there.

i didn't hear the conversation
between camille and kyle.

i'm about to take you
out back

and pull some oklahoma
on your ass.

do not upset me.

i promise you.

- oh, really?
Don't piss me off.

- okay.
Well, bring it on, baby.

- kim, stop.

i just wanna eat
and go home.

- but I mean, what is she--

what is she
starting with me for?

- I don't know.
- I'm not.

i'm just saying...
- You're not?

well, it certainly
seems like it to me.

- I'm hating this.

- hmm?

- I'm just hating this.

- no, come on.

- that is ridic--
What can you say to someone

who's saying something
you never said?

- don't get so upset, love.

- honestly, she was making you
look stupid.

- she was trying to.

- well, she was doing
a good job.

so you need to like
stop pointing your finger

and doing--and getting--
- Oh, no, come on.

- please leave me alone.
- She was defending herself.

yeah, she was
defending herself

- and you were doing
a real nice job too...

being there for me.

- you're taking this
a little too far, okay?

i don't know what you're
doing right now,

but it's not okay.

- I was upset that kim
didn't step up to the plate

for her sister.

she was the only person
who'd been there.

- you are not being
my sister right now.

- I don't feel like
you have been either.

- stop it.
- What are you doing?

you're acting like an idiot.

- I don't wanna see it
go any further.

come on.

- after the argument
between camille and kyle,

i just wanted to go home.

i didn't have any desire
to stay in new york.

- okay, just tell me
how does this thing work?

- it's a hook.

'cause I did not want
to leave my mom,

and family's always first.

- it's very hot in here.

- okay, let me go get
the kids and then, uh...

get 'em in the car.

- well, I know.
Just let me put on my tie.

- you're not--
- Well, you know I'm not ready.

- it was such an important
time for me,

and my husband
is diddle-daddling.

hurry!
Paul, come on.

i don't wanna be late.

- no, we're--
We're not gonna run late.

- you ready?

okay, I'm gonna
get the kids in the car,

'cause you're running--
Running everybody late.

- we're not late.
Just give me one more minute.

- paul and I bicker,

but, you know, we've been
married over eight years.

at that point, what married
couple does not bicker?

- we've been bickering
since, you know,

the first night we met.

- get in the car.

no. We're going.

colin, no, no, no, no.

colin.
Colin, we're going.

no, we're going.

christian, don't--

not inside the house!

thank you, honey.
All right.

go with gavin.

[car engine turns]

[honks]

- why is he honking?

- we're not late.
- Paul...

- I didn't sleep at all.
- Oh...

- I was up all night.
- Two, three hours.

- I'm not sure if I'm gonna go
to the premiere tonight or not.

i don't think I'm wanted.
That's for sure.

- I feel like I've been shagged
through a hedge backwards.

- [laughing]
well, you said shagged.

- dragged.
- I thought you said shagged!

- maybe I did.

- you've been
shagged through a hedge.

oh, my god.
- Oh, kyle.

- I needed to laugh.
- We do need to laugh.

can we just forget it now,
seriously?

let's just--
- But what am I supposed to do?

hi! It's so good
to see you tonight.

you look gorgeous.
I love your outfit!

- we agree to differ.

she'll probably make up--
Just say we agree to differ,

and I'm coming to the play.

it's your night tonight.

and then we'll sort it out
back in l.a.

or you guys can sort it out
back in l.a.

- or I can just
let you guys go,

and I can do my own thing.

- I think you need to be
the bigger person.

- I've never had a fight
like that in my life.

never in my life.

i don't know what happened
with kim too.

that was so weird.

- did you speak to her
this morning?

- no, I called her
and she didn't pick up.

i didn't leave a message.

I've been up all night stressing
about my fight with camille.

but I love shopping,

and lisa and I are meeting up
with a designer

who had made lisa something
to wear to the premiere.

- god, this is unbelievable.
- Great to see you!

- great to see you.
- Christina makowsky

is a designer,

and I often have her
make things for me.

it's nice to know that you're
wearing one of a kind.

- look at this one.
- That's so sweet, isn't it?

look at these.

- why am I even going
to get a dress?

- there she is.

i think you look--
- Like it?

- oh, my god!

- that looks gorgeous.
- Sweet, isn't it?

- I love this.
- I know, you--

- I really love this.

i'm feeling like...
Maybe I will go tonight.

if I'm still wanted.

i found this beautiful
white lace corset.

this little jacket
that I thought was

perfect, perfect outfit.

but I had nowhere to go.

i decided the best way
to handle the situation

with camille
was just to call her

and have a conversation
with her,

but I just have
a pit in my stomach.

hi, camille.
It's kyle.

i know that today's
kelsey's big day.

so if you don't want me
to be there, I understand.

i'm not a fighter.
I hate fights.

i just wanna make peace with
camille and be done with this.

i just wanted to, um,

talk if we could
before tonight.

okay, if you could
give me a call...

if you don't wanna call,
if you can give me a text, um,

i would appreciate it.

i hope you're doing okay
today.

take care.

- coming up...

- kim, you were there.
You know I never would say--

and you didn't say anything.

i gave you the opportunity
and you said,

"i don't want to get
involved."

i gave you the opportunity
and you said,

- come on.

come on.
Come on, let's go.

come on, jiggy.

you missing your mummy?
Yes, you are.

- ken when I'm away--
Well, that's a joke,

because he's hardly
ever been without me.

- you gotta be a contortionist
to get through here!

oh! Come on.

- I think he'll be
running around

like a chicken
with his head cut off.

he won't know where to go.

what are you doing there?

hopefully,
he'll be behaving himself

and not going back
to his former wild ways

which, trust me,
they were wild ways.

- that chlorine will kill you.

i was a bit of a naughty boy,
running wild.

lisa came into my life
and, uh,

put me straight.

- I was only 21
when we got married.

but somebody said to me,
"what were you

before you got married,
a bloody lion tamer?"

[laughs]

- [muttering]
you're in...

okay.
Let's go get the others.

come on, let's go get
the others.

i wear the pants,
but lisa runs the household.

i'm not even allowed
to go to the fridge.

[talking under breath]

- for me, it was just hard,
you know because,

you know, like a lot
of people aren't open there.

and like I even know
the world is changing.

i was gay bashed in kentucky.
It was awful!

- how long have you lived here?

- it's gonna be five years
in november.

- after I was attacked
by my "so-called" friends,

it was nice to have my real
friends joe and d.d. There

to help me get ready
for the premiere.

- you know what, I'm a survivor,
you know what I mean?

- that's why we connect.
We're survivors.

- absolutely.
We're survivors.

- we are survivors.

- yes, 'cause I know
you've had to survive

in the past 24 hours I hear,
so...

- oh, yeah.
Please forget about it.

i couldn't believe that,
camille.

- neither could i.

- I leave you for what,
one hour?

and you get yourself
into all kinds of trouble.

- [laughs]
oh!

i live--
What did you do?

- it wasn't camille.
It actually was not camille.

camille was a good girl.

- so what happened?

- well, she just has
a thing for me, I guess.

she's got a crush.
[laughing]

- well, honey, look at you.

- ever since
I've known camille,

girls have major
jealousy issues with her,

and you know...

that's just really
what it is,

as far as I'm concerned.

- I mean, she's calling me
what--delusional...

and I need a psychiatrist
now.

- yeah, all in one sentence.

- kyle was really rude
and crass,

and I'm not gonna let her
ruin my night tonight.

and her husband
is our realtor.

- ex-realtor.

- we'll see
how long that lasts.

- that's done.

i don't think
they'll be calling him

to sell any houses
in the near future.

- is she gonna be at the show?
- Mm-hmm.

- are you okay with that?
- Yeah, I'm fine.

like I would never
un-invite somebody to a show

because their behavior
was inappropriate.

- right.
- Yeah.

she left me a message.

- hi, camille.
It's kyle.

i know that today
is kelsey's big day,

so if you don't want me
to be there, I understand.

and I really did not intend

to have everything
blow up last night.

i don't even know
how that happened.

- I received an apology
from kyle,

and honestly,
I didn't think much of her.

- maybe you should
just call her back and say--

- I don't wanna
rehash anything.

i just wanna let it go.
- She's going to.

i'm sorry.
That's pathetic.

- I'll text her.

i would be happy
never to see her again.

- you've got your butt-kicking
outfit on today then.

- I do, I do.
So last night was the fight.

now we're going to brunch
together.

kim and kyle aren't talking.
I'm not talking to kim.

i don't want to be involved
in the fight

between camille and kyle.

i think the whole thing
got blown out of proportion,

and I don't want
anything to do with it.

- ask them if they have a boxing
ring rather than a table.

- just start it off already.

[laughter]

- so yesterday
was my mom's birthday.

and I started a jewelry line
because of my mom.

so the first thing
I wanted to do was give you

something special.

and I have one
for everybody else,

but I wanted to give kyle
the first one.

- that's gorgeous!

- I wasn't sure if it was
intended as a peace offering,

but she hands us gifts
without an apology

or anything attached to it
that gave any purpose for it.

- thank you, darling.
That's really sweet.

- pretty, aren't they?

- as much as I wanted
to just move forward

and have a nice lunch,

i could not get myself
to really thank her.

don't you think it's weird
if I go tonight?

- no.
- No?

i guess if I don't go,
it's really...

putting the nail
in the coffin.

and then if I do go,

then I'm not gonna be welcome
and it's gonna be awkward,

but at least I'm...
Sort of trying to--

- you really do need to show
that you've above it.

sort it out
when you get back to l.a.

i--that's what I would do.

- when I see--hear stories

about people fighting like this,
I always think,

how did you even
get to that?

you're all friends...

- she misinterpreted
exactly what you said.

when I was sitting there--
- You heard the conversation

in vegas, and you know
I never said that.

- right.
- I never said that last night.

i don't want anybody to lie.

i just wanted if you heard
for you to speak up

and back me up when I said
you were there and you heard.

- she misinterpreted
because you did say

at one point, like,
"so he's not gonna be there?"

- that's what I said I said.
- That was it.

that was all you said.
- Right, but you didn't

say that last night.
- I couldn't get a word in!

- kim, you had a chance.

i gave you the opportunity and
I said, "kim, you were there.

you know I never
would say that."

and you didn't say anything.

you said, "i don't
want to get involved."

yeah, you did.
Did she not? I'm sorry.

- I'm always in the hot seat.
I get the blame for everything.

i don't like conflict.
I can't--

makes me all crazy.

- I don't want
any more problems.

that's over and done.

now I have to deal with
camille's situation

in going to the play
or not going to the play.

what's your gut feeling?
- Honestly?

i don't even want to go.

- we go.
You sort it out later.

'cause if kim doesn't go
and you don't go,

it's gonna look ridiculous.

- well, I don't know why
she doesn't need to--

- I just don't want
any more drama.

- well, there's gonna
be more drama.

- that's making more
if you don't go.

- if you wanted to stick by me,
you could have last night.

not tonight by not going.

i'm sort of at
a breaking point

where I feel like
i'm about to snap.

and she better not push me.

- coming up...

- camille, straight ahead.
Right here, please.

- camille.
[photographers shouting]

- this is the first time

you've ever seen your husband
in drag?

- I knew that if I went
to the play,

it was gonna be
very uncomfortable with camille.

and that's why
I left her the voicemail.

and then she sent me
a text saying

"come and enjoy the show."

[line ringing]

- your call has been forwarded

to an automatic
voice message for this number.

[beep]

hi, adrienne, honey.
It's taylor.

i'm just calling
to let you know

i'm thinking about you today
and missing you

and I know today's not
gonna be an easy day

and just wanted to send
a big hug from new york.

I've thought a lot about
whether the night

would have gone differently

if adrienne would have
been around.

adrienne's the voice of reason.

she would have been able
to stop it.

i'm thinking about you,
honey.

and I look forward
to seeing you

whenever we get back.

we're getting ready to go
to the premiere,

and I so wish
you were here with us.

i can't believe
what happened last night.

it was such a disaster.

but anyway,
don't worry about that today.

- yeah. Don't worry
about that today.

- okay?
[indistinct]

- she sounds pretty, uh,
upset.

i'm very happy I stayed
because

my mom really needs me.

she's obviously...

still very upset,
and rightfully so.

and look at how many people
showed up today.

should tell you
what kind of man he was.

- he's always treated me
very well.

- and he always liked you.

that's why I was so upset
last night.

you met the guys for drinks.

you should have been
at my mom's house.

- adrienne was with her mother
because her uncle died.

so I decided to call the guys
and go out and have a drink.

- this was a time for us
to kind of connect with my mom,

spend some time with her

and, you know...

you'd rather go have a drink
with the guys.

that didn't sit well
with me.

- friday I was with you guys.

saturday--I mean,
I took off for an hour.

- you weren't with us friday.
- Yeah, I was.

- sometimes in marriage,
you gotta do things

that you don't necessarily
want to do,

and this was that time where
I really needed his support,

and I didn't think
he was there for me.

- I'm there to support you,
but what do you want me to do?

i mean, I gotta be right
next to you the whole time?

- no. I'm not asking you
to do that.

my mom invited us over,
and you met the guys for drinks.

it's just a little weird.
A little strange.

- you didn't tell me
she invited me over.

- yes, I did!
Doug, yes, I did.

- you wanted me to take you
to your mom's house.

- don't have selective memory.
- At the last minute,

you told me...
- You have selective memory.

- no, I just spent
an hour with the guys and...

i mean, you know, giving you
and your mom time alone.

you don't need me there.

- would you want me going out
with the girlfriends,

having a drink,
having a great time--

- we didn't have a great--

- paul, regardless,
you're missing the point.

- okay. You made your--
You made your point.

- okay, there.
- The answer is no.

can I just say one thing
on my behalf?

all right, anyway,
i'm sorry.

all right?

will you forgive me?
- Depends.

- do you always have to play
with your phone? Please?

and I get a cheek kiss.

oh, how nice.

- what would you like
for dinner, baby?

how 'bout chicken sticks?

- no.
- Let's go see what we have.

come on.
- No.

- russell has never,
ever, ever

stayed home with kennedy
on the weekend alone.

- look, I don't know what
to make if you don't help me.

- well...i don't want to.

- okay. Um...

snowball's gonna help me then.

- ha. Snowball doesn't
know how to cook right now.

- well, will you come
help us cook, please?

- no.

- apres vous, mademoiselle.

- what does that mean?
- After you.

- oh.
- French.

you gonna swim?

- it's freezing.
- No, it's so warm.

- it's so freezing.

- whatever.
Look, portia.

- I'm a little nervous
leaving mauricio and the kids,

but I know he's secretly excited
to have them to himself.

- boo!

[laughter]

we have pizza,
french fries.

we have some kind of pasta.

so what sounds good?

- I can't imagine that
russell's going to be doing

any cooking or cleaning.

he might attempt something.

i shudder to think
what it could be.

- pizza?

- soup.
- Soup?

- I'm really lucky
that I have a great husband

who happens to be
an amazing father too.

just a little bonus
that he's hot.

- how does mommy make these?

does she put them
in the microwave or the oven?

- mm. The oven.

- okay.

- do you like any boys?
- Yes.

- ooh, girlfriend!

- I'm gonna get something
to eat.

- where you going?
[laughs]

- I don't think
you like my cooking.

- yeah, I don't.

- you're gonna hurt
my feelings.

- I don't know
what that means.

- so many women have been
so catty with me

'cause I'm married
to a celebrity.

- catty with you? No.
Even before that.

- no, I know.
- Even before that...

the girls have always been
jealous of you.

i mean, I know that
that sounds so stupid,

but it's true.
It's like, get over it.

- women have been jealous
of me throughout the years,

and with that comes a lot of
judgment with that knowledge.

the underlining issue here
with kyle and I's argument

is not what was said.

i honestly think
it's jealousy.

i think there's some kind
of jealousy there.

- camille responded
to my message.

i haven't heard from her
all day.

that's why at lunch I was like
I don't think I'm gonna go.

anyway, so she finally
wrote back.

"you really should come
and enjoy the show."

- and let's not any of us
go there, okay?

if somebody brings it up,
put it to bed.

i don't want to hear it.
- If somebody brings it up,

i'm walking out.
- Yeah, exactly.

- oh, my god!

oh, cool!
- Oh, that's great!

- wow, look at this!
- Okay, here we go.

- this is so cool!
I'm so excited!

it's gonna be amazing.

- come on, d.d.

will you hold this for me?
- Yeah.

- thank you.

- camille, straight ahead.
Right here, please.

- the walk on the red carpet,
and it's fun,

and everybody's shouting out
your name and wants a picture.

everybody's yelling, "camille!
Kelsey! Picture here!

to your left, to your right!"
but it's fun.

- oh. Thank you.

what...have I done?

i was so uncomfortable.

walking through I was like,
"oh, god.

who's gonna come at me
from where?"

i didn't know
what to expect.

- have you seen
any rehearsals yet?

- no, none.

that's why I wanted
to keep it fresh and new.

- is this the first time

you've ever seen your husband
in drag?

[laughter]
- I'm not gonna answer that.

- I've been to not that many
broadway premieres

but certainly done a lot
of red carpet in beverly hills.

half the fun is
to see what people are wearing.

- love you.
Congratulations. Okay?

- you're all the way down there.

- oh. We're gonna
have to go around.

- please.
- Never.

- okay, 3-6.
So...

- seeing kyle again,
I felt very confident.

i was like, okay,
I can handle this.

- and this is g and d.

- no, you're danny.
You're danny--

- this is g.

it was awkward.

i mean, it was like
there's an elephant in the room,

and nobody's discussing it.

- oh, hi!

you look beautiful!
You look stunning!

- oh, you...
- Hi.

so glad you all came.

taylor.
Hi, kyle.

she verbally assaulted me.

it's inappropriate.
I will not accept that.

i honestly would never
be friends

with somebody
who behaves the way she does.

the petulant child.

- it was so awkward
and uncomfortable.

why did I come?

- next...

- I was nervous about kelsey

because I don't know what
he's gonna say to me

because...
That's his wife.

- during intermission,

you really only have
a short time

to use the restroom facility.

so, you know, we were basically
just rushing

to get to the restroom
and back.

okay, so should we go now?
Okay.

[toilet flushes]

[cheers and applause]

- oh, hello, hello, hello.

- hi. What'd you think, huh?
- Oh, my god.

amazing. Amazing!
- Thank you.

- I enjoy going backstage
after the show.

you know, get to see
kelsey grammer--ooh!

- I have to put
some clothes on.

- okay. So...
- Thanks for coming.

- oh, you're welcome.
- It was really fun.

- oh, all the flowers
are just amazing.

- I'll be like five minutes,
and then I'll come out.

- okay.
Is anything--

i was wondering if we can
get the cast to sign.

that'd be great.
- No, I'll get one.

- okay. You'll get one
with everybody.

okay. For everyone?
Okay, thank you so much.

- I'll see ya in a while.
- Okay.

see you in a little while.
Okay, bye, sweetie.

- all right, bye.

- good job.
Oh, I loved it.

you've got a giant--
- I know.

[overlapping chatter]

- I'm fabulous tonight!
- You are fabulous.

- thank you, honey.

[dance music plays]

♪♪ ♪♪

- okay, over here.

- at the after party,

i was a little nervous,
'cause so much had gone down

between everybody.

but as long as nobody
says the words insecure,

invisible, insignificant,

i think we'll be okay.

maybe we should all sit there
and say bloody nothing.

it might be safer.

- the argument with kyle and I
was still on my mind.

she really upset me.

she said a lot of really rude
and just awful things.

but I wasn't gonna let that
affect my evening.

i don't want to waste my time
thinking of kyle.

i just wanted to go there,
be with my friends,

enjoy the after party
and have a really good time.

watch out.
These drinks go down easy.

that's really good,
whatever kim has.

- how did you feel
during the kiss?

- oh, it's fine.

think of it as a stage kiss.

like this.

[laughter]

- I was nervous about kelsey
because...

that's his wife.

i don't know what
he's gonna say to me.

if my husband were there,
he might say something.

[cheers and applause]

- awesome.

- how are you?
Lovely to see you.

- you were fantastic.

- hi, honey.
- Thank you.

so you guys came without
husbands this trip, right?

- I don't have one.

- maybe you don't want one,
honestly.

i mean,
they're a big pain in the ass.

i'm impossible.

i guess the best
you can hope for

in a long relationship
is that you married somebody

who's decent and nice.

and a lot of stuff that...
Was a challenge in our marriage,

and she has certainly been
through a lot of travail.

- ha ha ha ha!

- I was surprised
how nice kelsey was.

he was very kind
and gracious.

completely opposite
of camille the night before.

[dance music plays]

♪♪ ♪♪

- I was barely
in the hotel room.

it seems like we all went to bed
so late every night.

i thought I'd be
in my hotel room,

watching a movie,
ordering room service.

none of that happened.

i just laid in bed
the first night

staring at the ceiling...

upset and sad.
- Right.

- and then the last night,
I slept well.

- I slept good.
- But it's a lot more fun

to have my husband
and kids with me.

i was really excited
to go to new york,

but after everything
I've been through now,

i cannot wait
to see my family.

oh, yeah, I Miss ken.
- No, I Miss mauricio.

- I'm beginning to miss
all your husbands.

ha! I just like...

- she misses
all of her husbands.

- I Miss all your husbands too.

[laughter]

- it's so strange with sisters,

because you can have
this big fight,

and then the next minute you're
like talking again, you know.

it's just complicated.

mauricio and ken both had
kim all the time...

- yeah, I was sharing them.

that trip really
gave me a big eye-opener.

you guys all went to the room
and left me.

like, "okay, we're going
to the room now,"

and there you all went
with your husbands...

- in vegas.
- Vegas. It was vegas.

- was that hard sometimes?
- That was really hard on me.

i didn't--it was really--
I walked to the room.

i didn't know what to do
with myself.

i just stood there
and looked out at the view.

las vegas was kind of for me

when everybody
had their husbands,

i felt very...

like something was missing.

and I-I really got emotional.

like this is...
This is time for me

to maybe really start
thinking about...

- you're just starting
to think about that?

i really want my sister kim
to settle down.

i want her to be
in love with someone

and have someone
to share her life with.

- why don't each of you
pick somebody special?

and then each--
I'll go to a dinner.

- that's a good idea!
- I like that!

- okay?
- What's the crux here?

what are we--
What are we looking for?

i'm up for it.

i actually have somebody
in mind.

but he's--actually,
he's still behind bars.

- they just have to be honest.
- What's the age range?

- I-I will--

anywhere from 25...

- no, you're just joking.

- 25 to 70.
[laughter]

based on my history with kim,

i'm not prepared
to set her up with anyone.

i'm treading lightly
at this point.

you're talkin' to
the wrong girl.

[laughing]

uh...[ahem].

[laughter]

- oh, my gosh.

- I think the funeral
was the day before--

- oh, really?
- I think, yeah.

i think it's...
- [Indistinct] didn't he? Ooh.

- once I came back
from new york

i knew adrienne
would want to know,

but I certainly didn't want
to knock on her door

and deliver the bad news,
because her uncle had died.

so I waited for her
to call me

and then to come over.

okay, where is she?

how can you be late when you
only live across the road?

[buzz]

- hi, darling.
- Hi. How are ya?

- oh, I'm okay.
How are you?

i'm sorry about your uncle.
- Thank you, honey.

thanks.

- how was everything?
Exhausted?

- well, you know.
Yeah, I'm tired.

taylor left me
several messages

about the drama that was
unfolding in new york.

what the heck is happening?

how was new york?
- Ha.

it was eventful.

when we got there,
camille met us at the hotel.

everything was fine.

we all went up
and had a glass of champagne.

and then I don't know
who suggested it,

but kyle or camille said
let's go and have a talk.

said to kyle how did it go?
Didn't want details.

we just said how'd it go?
Fine. I said okay, good.

now we can go on
and enjoy the weekend.

we went down to the bar,
and out of nowhere

camille suddenly
came down with taylor

and said,
I don't want to be set up.

i don't want to be
the one that's insecure.

so that was like
a bolt out of the blue.

i mean, I was gobsmacked.
I was...flabbergasted.

and then it just kicked off.

- uh-huh.

- the friction between kyle...
- Kyle and camille. Yeah.

- really,
it was pretty intense.

and then kim said something
to kyle,

and the only way out
was really for kyle

to retaliate,
and I grabbed kyle by the arm

and said, "okay, we're going,"
and I took her out of there.

and then taylor and kim
got into it as well.

- wow.

i was floored.

i cannot believe
that much drama

came out of these girls.

sometimes you just have to
find a way to resolve it.

and it doesn't necessarily
mean that

she's right or she's right.

it's just that
we agree to disagree,

so let's move on.

- but you know what?

maybe it's just a total
clash of personalities.

i mean, what happened
in vegas came out of nowhere.

- I agree.
But you can agree to disagree.

- I wish they had.
- And still you know...

be cordial to each other.

hmm.

- I think camille and kyle

will probably
resolve their issue.

i mean, I don't know if
camille's going to kind of

hang on to it or not.

- they should have
like another lunch

just to--
To see what happens.

- really, kyle and camille
should go to lunch.

- I don't think
they're ready for that now.

- well, in a while.

maybe not right now...

- take the forks
and the knives away.

plastic cutlery only.
[laughter, chatter]

- but eventually, they have to.

well, they should.

- yeah, they should.

- well, to be continued, eh?
- To be continued.

- or hopefully not.

- coming up...

- she acted like
a crazed homeless woman.

in the terms of like
pecking order,

my husband's
higher on the list.

[laughs]

- jersey g, what's up?
- Hey!

- how are ya?
- Nick! Yay!

- hey.
- Hey, hon.

- it's good to see you.

- when I came back
from new york,

nick came over
to talk about the trip

and everything that happened.

everybody's been
congratulating him.

it's--it was amazing.

i went back the next night
to see it again.

- I didn't know
he sang so well.

- oh, thank you.

- and what about the girls?

- I don't know.
I don't trust them.

- what do you mean?
- I showed up to greet them

at the hotel,
and then we sat down to eat,

and kyle started
just raging at me.

she really acted like
a crazed homeless woman.

and was like...

something out of some
bad movie.

i don't know.
It's like--she like--

you know, I thought her eyes
were gonna pop out of her head

and smoke was gonna come
out of her ears.

- but you worked it out.
You guys are cool, right?

- she apologized,
but she apologized

in a very insincere way.

she kind of apologized
saying that i, um...

misunderstood her.

she didn't really say that.

i think women
should celebrate each other.

i think women need to
empower each other,

not tear each other down.

i mean, if kyle's jealous,

okay, kyle, move past it.

how could I ever
trust any of these girls?

like especially kyle.

i-I just can't.

i mean, that--that--
You know...

i think that ship has sailed.

- what's kelsey
say about it?

- he wasn't happy about it.

she was just out of control.

maybe it's because
her husband works for us.

in the terms of like
pecking order,

my husband's
higher on the list.

my husband
is an a-list celebrity.

he's in a successful play.

he's won emmys,
golden globes.

he's celebrated.
He's respected in his community.

there's a big difference
between that and the...

local beverly hills realtor.

- what about, um...
Her husband?

- he wasn't there.
I know, and he's our realtor.

- I know.
What does he say--

- kelsey said, "well, I guess
we're gonna be looking

for a new realtor."

- really?
- Yeah. Kelsey did say that.

- that's too bad, 'cause he's
been your guy for a long time.

- yeah, he has been.
Mm-hmm.

[laughing]

just I don't think my husband
and I can do business with him

knowing what his wife has,
you know, what she's done to me.

so that's that, but you know,

i mean, when I sat there
and they started with me,

i just wanted to eviscerate
them with words.

and I thought, god, wow,
is she pernicious.

just a pernicious...

her behavior was pernicious.

and I'll leave it at that.

i think she's just
a miserable human being.

- good to see you.
- Thanks for checking in on me.

- of course.
- I really appreciate it.

- good to see you.
- My recent experience with kyle

makes me realize how I value
my friendships

with the men in my life.
[laughing]

- forget it.
It's not worth it.

- I know, but still it's tough

- I know.
All right.

i'll call you later, okay?
- Mm-hmm.

- see ya later.

- next time on the real
housewives of beverly hills...

- what is this?
- You're gonna be gorgeous!

- when I turn
the electricity on--

- what do you mean?
- We have to suffer for beauty.

- kelsey was nominated
for a tony,

so it's time for me
to go shopping

for that perfect gown.

- yummy, yummy!

- I'm going all-out
for this anniversary.

and...open your eyes!

- [gasps]

- I want to set you up
with kyle's sister kim.

- can he hold his own?
- Does he have to hold his own?

- nobody's gonna leave us
alone now, are they?

- no. Everybody
was just kind of staring.

i was definitely...
Nervous.

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