The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (2010–…): Season 1, Episode 5 - I Would Never Say That - full transcript

- previously on the real
housewives of beverly hills...

- kelsey is in new york

doing the musical
la cage aux folles,

and we will be joining him
this summer.

- bye, babe!

- bye!

[sighs]

- oh, my god!

- russell.

russell and I talked quite
a bit about getting a puppy,

and I thought we were
on the same page,



but obviously I was wrong.

- [laughs]

- camille said,
"i'm leaving for hawaii."

so I said,
"is kelsey meeting you?"

she said, "no."

- and then she came out
with a real snide comment.

- she said, "why would
anybody be interested in you

without kelsey there?"

- I would never
think something like that.

i would never say
something like that.

- don't throw jabs at me,

because I will
stand up for myself.

- it may look like
I have it all,

but I want more.



- in beverly hills,
it's who you know,

and I know everyone.

- money is what I have,
not who I am.

- I was a child star,
but now my most important role

is being a mother.

- in a town full of phonies,

i'm not afraid to be me.

- it's time for me to come
out of my husband's shadow

and shine.

- cedric?
- Yeah?

- hey, morning, darling.

do me a favor.

can you just
help me open that?

it's tricky.

tired?

- are you kidding me?

- I know,
it's too early.

but if we don't
get there early,

it's a holiday weekend,
you know?

- yeah.

- cedric,
he does work for us,

and it is
an unusual relationship.

he's like a member
of the family.

so sometimes there is
that dividing line

which is difficult
when I have to kick his butt

over something at work.

tea, darling?

- yes, please.
- Sugar?

- three sugars.

- three sugars?

- I know, I need my sugar fix
in the morning.

- you never have three.
- I do.

what do you mean,
I never have it?

i don't--
What do you mean?

i need my sugar fix.

- I guess eventually
he's gonna move out,

and he wants
to get married.

he wants children.

he wants to be a housewife.

cedric, come on.

- okay, I'm coming.

i'm coming,
i'm coming, I'm coming.

- okay, so we're gonna
get the flowers.

we're gonna go back to blanca.
- Yeah.

- do everything
pretty quickly,

'cause it opens
at, like, 11:30.

hey, [indistinct].

- hello.
- How are you?

these flower arrangements,

even though they are
a gigantic pain in the ass,

it's really all about
the presentation.

- that's good.
And that.

that's great.
It's all white today.

- great, great.

- I need to keep busy.

i'm one of those women,
the lunching and shopping,

it's fun but that's not
really something

i want to spend my time
or my life doing.

cedric?

bend over.
It's not gonna hurt a bit.

- that's what
you said last time.

- bend over.
Come on, take it like a man.

- are you trying
to say something, lisa?

do you find me irresistible
this morning or something?

- no, I don't actually,
cedric.

i'm one of the very few
people that don't.

- with lisa, we have
a very close relationship.

i don't have
a family of my own,

so I've kind of adopted them
to their dismay.

like this?

she works a lot,
she works really hard,

and I learn
from what she does.

- okay, now if
you could put this

all the way around the edge.

he's, like,
being a really good student,

because now I think
if I went away

he could almost do what I do
at the restaurant,

which is great
because I do sometimes.

i can't be there
all the time.

i love it.
I just love it.

i don't know why I love it
so much, but I do.

i never get tired of it.

- it looks great.

- why didn't you guys
come with us to hawaii?

i was so disappointed.

i really wanted
you and tricia to go.

- I'm know.
I'm sorry, we--

you know,
we're both working so...

- I know.
- We couldn't get away.

and we've been away
from the baby a lot,

and I can't keep
leaving her.

and we're going to new york
with you guys tomorrow.

- yeah, we leave
for new york.

kelsey's in new york

doing the play
la cage aux folles.

so I'm very excited
to fly the ladies in

and my close friends
to see the opening.

- were the guys okay
in vegas?

was everything cool?

like, was it cool
that I showed up there?

were they just like,
"what is this guy?"

- I think when
you first walked in,

everybody was like,
"why is he here?

who is that?"

- hi, how are you?

- hi.
- Hi, how are you?

- fine.
- It's nice to see you.

- hi.

- I've been so lonely.

- so is--are you kelsey?
- I'm not kelsey.

[laughter]

- it was fun.
- It was fun.

how is everyone
getting along?

- kyle and I just had
a little tiff.

she said something I thought
was a little demeaning.

she really started
questioning me a lot.

i felt like I was being
interrogated by her.

and it wasn't
just one question.

"oh, where are you going
for spring break?"

it kept going and going.

she said, "why would anybody
be interested in being with you

without kelsey there?"

and I thought, ouch, wow.
Am I that invisible?

is it all about kelsey?

well, I haven't seen kyle
since that last run-in,

and I don't know what
kyle's gonna be like.

thing is I just didn't
expect her

to ask me so many questions
and come after me

about my vacation
with my kids to hawaii.

it just--I just didn't
expect that.

and I was just standing up
for myself.

- well, have you guys
talked about it?

have you called and said,
"hey, I'm so sorry," or--

- I still feel a little
uneasy about it.

and we'll see what happens
in new york.

[doorbell chimes]

- hi.
- Hi, how are you?

- how are you?
Good to see you.

- good to see you, honey.
- Thanks for picking me up.

- [gasps]
who is this?

- this is snowball,
apparently.

- oh, every kid names their
white dog "snowball."

I've had a snowball or two.

oh, my gosh,
she's so sweet.

did you just get her?
- Yes.

kennedy got him
for her birthday

from her father.
- Oh, he's so cute.

hi.

- that's a whole nother story.
That's kennedy.

this is kyle.

- look how cute you are
with your pink tutu.

so cute.

- I knew that I did not
have time for a puppy.

i knew it would become
my responsibility.

and now everything I do
revolves around this dog.

this is exactly
why I did not want a dog.

well, all right, what are
we gonna go look at today?

some dresses?

is that what you're gonna
wear to the premiere?

- I'm looking forward
to going shopping with taylor

and finding some clothes
for new york.

even though camille and I
are not getting along that well,

i'm excited to go,

and I could always use
a little retail therapy.

- it's always hard
to leave them

on a day when they don't
have school, you know?

- I know,
you feel guilty, right?

- yes.
- But they love it.

it's good for them to have time
with their dads too.

- I know, I mean,
it's just lunch,

so they'll probably
both survive.

- I think they'll survive.

although you never know.
My husband--

- what scares me is what
she will probably

be eating for lunch.

- that's funny.

hi there.
- Hi.

- hey, nony.

- how are you?
- Good to see you, sweetheart.

- good to see you.
This is taylor.

- hi.
- This is nony.

this is her store.
- Pleasure, welcome.

- thank you for having us.
- Anytime.

- we're in here
to look cute,

'cause we're going
to new york for a premiere

of our friend's husband,
and we want some cute dresses.

- I think we can find
a few in here.

- I'm sure we can.

nony, who owns the store,
also helps me with my clothing.

she's a great designer
and stylist.

some women in beverly hills
use a stylist every day.

i only do when I have to look
extra fabulous.

you could just wear this
with a little blouse

for the premiere.
- Yeah.

- trust me, I'm trying
to make you look good.

[laughter]

- kyle, I'm starting
not to trust you.

kyle, do you think
it will be weird

that we're in new york
without our husbands

and I have somebody else's
hands all over me?

- I know, I said--

i said I think it's adorable

but it sends
the wrong message.

- especially one right there.

- let's start
trying stuff on.

- okay, let's do it.

- hi.
- Hi.

- how are you?
- Good. How are you?

- I don't know,
every time I'm in new york

i end up wearing
black, black, black, black.

- I'm always in black too.

- I'm sick of black.

check these out.
These are really cute.

- those are really cute.
I like those.

- yeah.

have you even started
packing yet?

i'll probably do it
midnight the night before.

- I actually--
I did lay out some stuff,

because I wanted whitney
to help me a little bit.

- yeah.

- kyle and I are just
very different.

kyle has a lot
of good friends.

i don't.

i pick my friends carefully.

but there's something
about adrienne,

i feel a real
connection with her.

adrienne is about family.

i'm the same way.

- oh, that looks good on you.

you look good.

- you think?
- Yes.

- really?
- Oh, yes.

- ooh.

ooh.

i feel so mature.

- this is pretty.

- I think it's great on you.

- no, this is like--
I need implants for this.

i need to be like this
and like this.

- I don't wear
a lot of bows.

- maybe something
to edge it up a little bit?

- okay, let's put
a leather belt on it then.

- I had a lot of fun
shopping with taylor.

she's maybe skinny,
maybe, like, a triple-zero.

and I'm, like, a two-four,
which is huge,

beverly hills standards.

I've got, like, bra chubb.

- no, you don't.
- Yes, I do.

- look at this.

[phone rings]
- oh, my phone.

[ringing continues]

- that's cute.
- It is cute.

- hello?

yeah.

[gasps]
oh, you're kidding me.

today?
Just now?

okay, let me--
Okay, I'm on my way home.

i'll be there
in a minute.

- what happened?
- Bye.

- what happened?
- My mom's--um, ooh.

- your mom what?
- I gotta go.

- my mom's brother just died,
my uncle.

- right now?

- yeah, that's--my brother's
been trying to call me.

oh, I feel really bad.

- oh, my god.
- Oh, my god.

so I gotta go.
- Oh, my god, I'm so sorry.

she kept saying, "it's not me
that I'm worried about.

it's my mom."

but it was her.

i saw it.

- [sighs]
- oh.

- so I'm gonna--
I'm gonna actually leave.

- okay.
Okay, bye.

i'm so sorry.
Okay, all right.

- thanks.

- coming up...

- and when I simply
touch your hands

and I say the words
"let go,"

let the hands drop
right onto your lap.

let go!
Hands dropping down.

lower jaw relaxing.
Erased, erased.

- am I the only one
drinking wine?

- no, camille's drinking wine.
I'm drinking beer.

- this is to our trip
to new york.

here, cheers.
- And success.

- our successful,
safe journey to new york.

- whoo-hoo.
- Whoo-hoo!

- I'm gonna sit by trish.

- yeah, let him sit next to me
so I can flirt with him.

i know that's--
- No, this is perfect.

you know I'm always happy
to lend you my husband

when yours isn't around.

- we have an understanding.

- exactly.

- that's how we roll.

if they only knew.

- [indistinct]

- it's adrienne.
Oh, my god.

adrienne's uncle passed away.
Adrienne.

- hi, honey.

- I'm so sorry.

oh, my god.
I'm so sorry.

- no, I feel terrible that
i'm not gonna be there.

- no, I'm sorry for you.

oh, my god, no,
please don't apologize.

we completely understand.

- it's kind of shocking too.

actually, you know, that
he passed away so suddenly.

and I'm really sorry,
but I know it'll be wonderful.

kelsey will be great.

and we Miss you
and we love you.

and thanks for being
understanding.

and, you know, all the girls
will be out there,

so I'm sure you'll have
a wonderful time.

please give kelsey my love.

- bye-bye.
- Thanks, bye.

[phone beeps]

- I feel so terrible.

- that's awful.
- Oh, my god.

nicole, you want
to take that?

thank you.

the past two weeks,

the oddest things
have been happening.

so something
with the moon.

the full moon
was two weeks ago, so--

- mercury, wasn't it?

- oh, mercury's back
in retrograde?

that's bad for virgos,
and I'm a virgo,

so that stinks, right?

scott's a virgo.

that means, uh,
tough times for us.

[laughter]

oh, my god.
- Here, booze it up.

- booze it up.

- yeah, please, some more
chardonnay's pretty good.

when adrienne gave me
the news about her uncle,

i just felt so bad
for her and her family

'cause I know
they were so close,

but then I also
thought to myself,

oh, I just hope
nothing else goes wrong.

let's drink to life
and good times

and happiness.

- carl, thanks for cooking
for us.

- I know, to carl!
- Thank you.

- this is why I love
having carl around.

- hello?

- oh, hi.

- what are you doing?
Are you in the cupboard?

- I was just getting
the baby something to eat.

she won't eat her breakfast.
Hello, how are you?

- how are you?
I'm good.

is he here yet?
- No.

- are you okay?

- what have you
gotten me into?

i feel like you're doing this
to sabotage me.

I've known lisa
for a long time,

and she always loves
to tease me

about my fear of flying.

so she suggested that I see
this hypnotherapist

before flying to new york.

- she's a pain in the butt
when it comes to flying.

- holy [bleep].
Why is that happening?

- the wheels are going up.

- well, what are you
scared about?

that you'll be
out of control?

see, that's you,
isn't it?

you don't like to be
out of control.

- mommy!

- I'm just scared that--

i don't know,
I don't like being--

yeah, I don't like
being out of control.

- I did mention to her
to see this hypnotist.

and I said,
"you'll be, you know,

standing on the wings by the
time he's finished with you."

look, I don't want to go
on all these trips with you,

clutching, digging your nails
into my hand, okay?

we've got another one
this weekend.

- ahh!
- No, no--

- do you like the way I put
my feet on the ceiling?

- no, I don't like that.
- It makes me feel safer.

- we're gonna go for it.

[doorbell chimes]

- I'm gonna kill you.
I'm gonna kill you.

- this isn't him.

he's a salesman.

that's not him.
Kidding.

- hi, I'm hypnotherapist
tom silver.

- hi, how are you?

- nice to meet you.
I'm sorry, come on in.

- it's gonna be fine.
She's a little scared.

- well, I'll explain the whole
science and everything

before we begin.

- let me just have a little
talk with him first.

- no, no,
absolutely not.

no, no, no.

there'll be no secrets
here today.

- I mean,
I was up to no good.

i wanted to have her, when they
said fasten the seat belts,

quack like a duck.
[dog barks]

not bark like a dog.

- what I wanna do is I'm gonna
put this e.e.g. On you

just to see how receptive you
before we do the hypnosis, okay?

- an e.e.g.?

- electroencephalograph,

brain wave frequency
monitoring device.

- not like an e.k.g.
- No, no.

now this has
a little electrode,

which is no electrical current.

it's not like the old days.

you know, so you just feel
calm and relaxed.

- where does that go?

- this is gonna go
on your forehead.

- oh, okay.
- Okay.

- I was thinking, okay,
is this guy kosher?

this isn't what
I signed up for.

i thought, what,
has he come to give us

electric shock treatment
or something?

- can you move your hair back
a little bit?

thanks.

- now I'm scared,
because ostensibly

i'm responsible for this.

- are you being serious
right now?

- I'm serious.
- I'm gonna kill you, lisa.

- okay.

- it's gonna be good.
- This is a science.

- all the way to new york
having to get--

- do I have to wear this
to new york?

- no, no, but can we
put this around?

look at this, look at all
this emotion going on.

man, you are amplituded out
right there.

- that's my brain waves?
- Yeah.

- what?

- meaning you're feeling
a lot of emotion going on.

- what is this?

- now look,
now it's changing a little.

- this is your best look.
Let me have a look.

you look like pocahontas.
- Okay.

- I was a little apprehensive.

who knows what he was gonna
get me to say or do?

- we're gonna--you can both
do it together.

- I knew I was going on a trip
with her for six hours

and would probably
be sitting next to her,

so I thought, I'm gonna
give this a whirl.

- I notice that
you have dropped down,

a little bit more relaxed
physically.

so it's gonna work.

just allow me
to help you today, okay?

okay, so let's take
the headband off,

'cause we're not gonna
need that right now.

i want you to take three slow,
deep breaths in and out.

so with your eyes closed now,
on the count of three

i want you to lift your left
hand up in front of your face,

only when I reach three.

one, two, three.
Left hand in front of your face.

i want you to imagine
there's a powerful magnet

in the palm of that hand,

an imaginary magnet
on your face and forehead.

and on the count of three,
slowly and instantly

let that hand
pull in towards your face.

- when he told me
to close my eyes

and was talking like that,

i thought it was gonna
be like the movies,

where I was gonna be like--
Had no idea what was going on.

it wasn't like that,
but it was almost like that.

it was weird.

- I want you to let your hand
drop right onto your lap

and go into
a wonderful receptive state

of hypnosis.

three, two, one, zero.

let go.
Hands dropping down now.

just rest your head back

into the pillow
with your eyes closed.

and on the count of three,

i want you to let
your right hand

go all the way up
into the air.

one, two, three, right hand
all the way up into the air.

i want you to imagine
that hand in the air

represented 100%
of whatever that emotion was

that you want to delete
and remove and erase

out of your mind today.

and when I simply
touch your hands

and I say the words
"let go,"

when I say
those two words,

let the hands drop
right onto your lap.

let go.
Hands dropping down.

lower jaw relaxing.

and erased.
Lower jaw relaxing.

erased and deleted.

on the count of five,
i'll say "fully refreshed."

you'll open your eyes.
One, two, three, four, five.

fully refreshed.
Eyes open.

coming back.
Excellent.

boy, you both did wonderful.

that was nice.

- I started seeing, like,
bright colors, blue.

and then I just kinda
went limp.

- I know the results
are gonna be fabulous.

and I'm glad to come over
and to help you.

- well, I thank you so much.

- oh, gosh,
it was my pleasure.

- I really, really
appreciate it.

- oh, thank you.
This is wonderful.

- I have a feeling
that it's gonna work.

i'm very positive.

- see, that's it exactly.

yeah. Just know
it's gonna work.

- I felt like I was--

had taken something,
or I don't know what.

something he did with those
electrodes on my head

made me feel strange.

and that, to me,
means it must be working.

- all right,
bye-bye, you guys.

- thank you so much.
- My pleasure, bye.

- take care.
- All righty, take care.

- I didn't feel
it was as intense for me

as it was for kyle.

she got into it
more than I did.

but maybe she had
a lot more invested in it

because she really
wants it to work.

i thought I was going
to laugh at some of it.

did you?

because he said,
"when you feel my hand,"

i thought, oh, yeah.

- [laughs]

i really thought
he was gonna go, "heal!"

[both laugh]

- coming up...

- I might have to do
some pillow fighting here.

- I'm not gonna pretend
that 13 years of marriage

is easy all the time.

let's go get a drink.

- hello.

- xoch!
- Hey, how are you?

- hi.

- good to see you.
It's been such a long time.

- I know, weeks.

- come on in, guys.

i just arrived
to new york city,

and I was so excited

to see the apartment
for the first time.

i think we did a nice job

for the amount of time
that we had.

kennedy did this.
Doesn't it look amazing?

you can't get
everything that you want.

look it, the living room
came out so cool.

look at how cool this is.
It's very chic.

- very chic.
- Oh, my god, very chic.

- nice kitchen.

- I love the wall of glass.

- yeah, I love that.
- I love big windows.

- this is awesome.

- yeah, it's great,
I love it.

- really, really, nice.
- What do you think jude?

this is gonna be your new home
for a while, huh?

well, less than a year.
Half a year.

here.

so this is the master.

- beautiful.
- How many bedrooms?

- there's only three.
It's small.

- so this is, like,
the kids--

- for us, it's small.

this is a small apartment
for us.

- the kids are sharing a room?
- Yes, they're sharing a room.

how cute is this?

the only thing
is the apartment

is a little small for us.

it's about
3,500 square feet, but--

i admit,
that sounds pretty obnoxious--

but for us it's small.

you know, with the staff
and the nannies and the kids

and my husband,
how it all works out.

- my kinda bathtub, baby.

- I mean, you know,
i'm used to living

in a substantial-sized house
and now--

but it's a cool pad.

i mean--

i mean, it is small for us,
considering--

- you know, you're not gonna
have a bunch of people here.

- and I'm still deciding
whether I want

to move in full-time or not.

i don't know if I can spend
a summer or a year

in this confined space.

- hello.

- daddy!
- Dude, who is it?

- oh, honey.
Honey, honey.

- who's that?

come on, come on,
come on, come on.

- where's that boy?

oh.
Hi, judey.

[muffled speaking]
- hey.

don't a get a little sugar?

- yeah.
- Oh, honey.

how was your day?

how was the show?

- it's good.
- It's good?

- yeah.
- How's your voice?

- it's doing fine.
- And you've got sideburns.

- I have '70s sideburns.

- [laughs]

i have a whole new man
in bed now.

- yes, yes, you do.

- the worst part of kelsey
being gone for a year

is going through it
with the children.

they Miss dad.

- unhand that child.

- I don't know
where he went.

- all right, oh.

- I don't know
where he went.

- I think he's right here.

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

- [laughs]

- oh, oh, oh.
[laughs]

are you gonna hit me?

[chuckles]
- welcome home, dad.

- give me your best shot.

[chuckles]

ah!

[laughing and grunting]

ah.

[laughter]

- my husband wants to stay

in new york city
as of right now.

i think he's in his honeymoon
stage with the play,

so give him a year.

i'll see how he feels then.

- [laughs]
how's that?

whoa, look out.
Oh, no, incoming.

- I don't know,
I m might have to do

some pillow fighting here.

[grunts]

- I've spent 13 years
getting to know camille

in a way that others
just don't.

and I'm not gonna
pretend that,

you know, 13 years of marriage
is easy all the time.

that's--would be
a little bit ridiculous

to claim
that we've just lived

in connubial bliss
all these years.

[all screaming]

- oh, cut it out.

you know what, let's--
Let's go get a drink.

[laughs]

- a picture i.d.,
he'll take care of everything.

- a picture i.d.?
Just joking.

- oh!
She got me.

- it felt odd to me to be going
to new york without adrienne.

- welcome to virgin america.
- Thank you.

- going to new york
with us today?

- I am.

i was a little worried
about her

with all she had going on,
and I missed her.

- your first time
to travel with us?

- oh, no.
Hundreds of times.

i know richard.
He's a friend of mine.

- oh, fantastic.

- I'm looking forward
to going.

i want to see kelsey dress up
in women's underwear.

- I was really
curious to see

if the hypnotist had worked.

hi, how are you?

- hi, welcome
to virgin america.

- usually the days
leading up to going,

i already start working
this number on myself of,

"oh, my god, I've got
to get on a plane in 48 hours.

oh, my god, 24 hours."

right now,
i'm still on the ground,

but we'll see how I do
after we take off.

- you're fast.

that's good.

usually in california
they're very slow.

everything's a little slower
in california.

my mom lives in new jersey.

I've been traveling, like,
three different time zones

and I really needed
to get my nails done,

so I really wanted
to see my mom.

so I called her up,
I said, "join me."

how are you feeling?

- I'm doing well.
I'm doing very well.

- you look good...
- I feel good.

- considering everything
you've been through, and--

- it's been a journey.

i'm glad that kelsey found
a really great doctor for you.

so my mom,
about two months ago,

found out
that she had cancer.

she's going through chemo,
but it's good.

it's more of
a topical chemotherapy.

and the prognosis
at this point is really good.

- I'm here,
and I'm doing wonderfully.

- unfortunately,
this genetic gene

is in our family too.

i went for the brca1 and
the brca2 screening, testing,

the genome testing.
- Yes.

- I tested positive
for the same mutation.

so that's why
I thought immediately,

oh, my god,
maybe I'm being paranoid,

but I get more tests done
per year than--

i just got out
of the doctor.

i went into ucla,
oh, what was it, monday,

and had a battery
of tests done.

i'm still recovering
from that.

then I'm on a plane.

and I'm working.

i'm producing this show
for nickelodeon.

well, trying.
We're in development.

- wonderful.
- And I'm packing the kids.

and we're still
on hawaii time, so--

- I know, it's a lot.

- I'm tired.

i could go home and sleep
for two days straight

and be very happy.

i'm really tired.

and with kelsey
and all this happening,

kelsey has moved.
- I know.

- so I've been all alone
with the kids.

well, thank god
that I have nicole

and my "blond-tourage,"
I call them.

my staff.

thank god.
- I know.

- 'cause usually
when you go through this

and a family member's sick,

you have your husband
or your loved one there

with you or your--

thank god I have my friends.

my mom and I are very close.

she's fantastic.

she's always
been there for me.

- I think you have
to feel positive about it.

i think that's what life
is all about.

surround yourself
with positive people.

- positive energy.
- All the time.

- so where's camille?

- she's in new york already.

- what do you mean,
she's already in new york?

- because of the situation
with kyle?

- wait a minute,
i'm confused.

- I want the truth.

- it's not because of me.
- It's because of you.

- you're being ridiculous.

i think she went
to spend time with kelsey.

- no, she didn't want
to fly with all of--

- I think she's missing
her husband.

- these bloody shoes
are killing me.

- oh, here, 37-b.

going to new york this weekend
will be the first time

I've seen camille since we had
a little incident in vegas.

- I just think
the whole thing's

gotten kind of, like,
blown out of proportion.

- I think kyle should just
bring it up to her and ask her

and tell her, "that's certainly
not what I meant,

if that's how
it was interpreted."

- I feel that camille
is a very sensitive person

and that maybe
she misinterpreted

what my sister had said.

- well, I'm just gonna talk
to her when we get there.

i want to have fun
this weekend.

i don't want to have that
hanging over me.

- no, I think she definitely
wants to talk to you too.

- what did she say?

- well, she was upset.

- she was upset?
- Yeah, she was upset.

- what is she upset about?

- you know what,
it got difficult

because I kept
saying to her,

"i didn't hear it,

but I know it was meant
with good intention."

i think you misinterpreted it,
I really do.

- so you didn't hear that part?
- No, I didn't hear it.

- that's what
she said to me.

- I don't think that
she meant that at all.

i don't understand
any of it.

- let me just tell you.

okay, I said to her,

"is kelsey meeting you
in hawaii?"

and she said, "no."
And I said, "oh, really?"

and I thought,
oh, that's brave.

because my first thought was--
- But why was she upset?

- well, let me finish.
My first thought was,

oh, my gosh, that's brave
of her because--

i mean, for me
to go on a vacation

with just your kids
with no husband and no friends

is--that's, you know.

i actually thought, wow.

and also, too bad
that he doesn't get to spend

spring break
with this family.

i don't know,
that's what I'm saying.

i don't know.

my husband does business
with kelsey and camille.

and his clients
are very important to him.

and if they don't
do business with him,

if affects him financially.

i really feel bad because
it's between camille and i,

not between mauricio
and kelsey and camille.

- this is ridiculous.
Sort it out.

i want to have
a nice weekend.

it's ridiculous.
- Well, we will.

i'm not gonna let it
affect the weekend.

i don't want there to be
any uncomfortable feelings.

we haven't seen each other
since vegas.

and I'm not really sure
what happened,

but I don't want
any problems.

i just want to have fun.

we just kinda like
start from scratch.

- well, I saw it all,
and then kyle crying,

and then camille like this
on the plane.

so it was like--

- I think she made her feel
like she was insignificant

without kelsey.

- she's feeling insecure.

- yeah.

that's what I am getting

from what kyle

and lisa's conversation
with camille,

but I didn't talk to her
about that at all.

- myself growing up
as a child actress,

i had not a whole lot
of friends.

and one of my friends
specifically told me

it takes
a special kind of friend

to be with a celebrity.

you know, "step aside.
Can we take your picture?"

and it can be difficult.

and so my friend told me

that she had felt insecure
sometimes being with me.

- so obviously
she's insecure.

you know,
i'm not a psychiatrist,

but that's a clean case
of projecting.

so we neither--you know.
Well, hello.

you're thinking that, not me.

don't put words in my mouth.

- hopefully everything's
gonna be okay

between the girls.

it's like a storm
in a bloody tea cup.

because, you know,
these things,

they have a habit of kind of
rolling around

and then exploding later.

- whatever, moving on.

moving on.

- moving on.
- [Sighs]

- coming up...

- you can put on
your little voice

and try to act
all sweet, okay?

- but you like to throw
little digs at me.

- that is such bull[bleep].

- hey, kyle.

i hear you have a little bit
of fear of flying.

would you like to come up
to the cockpit?

[laughter]

- yes, I do.

oh, my god.

i know how to fly.

oh, my god,
this is so cool.

should we tell the girls
that I'm gonna fly the plane?

[indistinct]

but isn't there, like,
something missing?

i feel like there's,
like, an extra--

- this is
a different aircraft.

- where's the steering wheel?

- see the side stick
right there?

- oh, I don't want
to touch that.

- no, push it, push it.

see?

ha ha.

- [makes buzzing sound]

- that's how we do it.
- Oh, my god.

- she does know her stuff.

- going into the cockpit
to meet the pilots,

i think it made me
feel better.

but then I feel the hypnotist
really helped me a lot.

i definitely felt
a deeper sense of calm.

you guys are both
flying the plane?

- we are, yes.

- and you're, like,
handsome and everything.

this is good, this is good.
I'm feeling better now.

[chuckles]
he is handsome.

- really cute.

- what, did you want
to have dinner,

or do you want
to have appetizers?

- appetizers.

- who's missing their wife?

i mean, are you missing
your wives?

- it's only been
a few hours.

- they just left.

- no, but I feel like
my arm's been cut off.

- aww.

- you can't be alone
without lisa.

- no, this one is a--
- I've been married 28 years.

- 28 years.

- that's incredible.
- First wife?

- I married her
when she was 21.

- congratulations.

- you know, it's hard.

- I've been married longer
than you three put together.

- so, ken,
give us a secret.

how do you make it
last forever?

- never go to bed,
go to sleep, in a fight.

- but you know what,
I just heard that recently.

i still have to learn that.

- I go to bed mad,

and I'm not gonna
do that anymore.

- you're not gonna
do that anymore.

you're just gonna change
just like that.

- that's why, as a guy,

you'd better--you'd rather
be happy than right.

but from the point of view

of, like, getting, like,
eight guys together

or eight girls and a guy,

the conversation
at a dinner table

with eight girls is just
so much more interesting

and juicy than eight guys.

- I mean,
even tonight's boring.

- [laughs]

- that's--you know,
that's ridiculous.

he's got to hang out
with the guys.

let them have
their own gossip,

and let the guys hang out
and talk about our own stuff.

- are you missing
your women now?

- yeah.
- What are they doing now?

- they're going out tonight,
for sure.

- they're going out?
- For sure.

- I think they're definitely
going to the bar.

- they're definitely
going out tonight.

- they're refreshing.

- what do you think,
that all the girls

are on a girls' trip
but they're staying home?

are you kidding me?

that's so naive.

- who wants to go grab
a hot dog and some coffee?

we're in new york now.

- let's do it.

- flying to new york,
I was much calmer

than usual, definitely.

i feel the hypnotist
really helped me a lot.

i wasn't as stressed-out-feeling
the whole flight.

[cork pops]
- oh!

- here's to a fantastic
weekend, cheers.

- being here in new york
and having the best time.

- to friendships.

and to men you want.

[laughter]

- yeah, good luck
with that one.

- thank you.

- oh, my, my.

- I don't want there to be
any uncomfortable feelings.

we haven't seen each other
since vegas.

- welcome.
- What a beautiful outfit.

- welcome to new york.
- Thank you.

- hi, kim.
Hey!

- gorgeous.

- this looks good.

this is gonna go fine.

- look at this.
Nice.

- it's like a party hotel.

[overlapping chatter]

- okay.

- oh, wow, this is
really pretty, huh?

- look.
- Oh, that's sweet.

- that is sweet.

- aww.

- thank you, darling.

- we went up and looked
at this beautiful suite,

and everything seemed good,
copacetic.

everybody was happy.

- I just want
to talk to you,

because we haven't seen
each other since vegas.

and I know there was
some miscommunication

with the two of us.

and I just want you to know,

because now I think
that you misunderstood

when I was asking you
about your vacation.

i honestly meant,

"is your husband meeting you
for your spring break?"

i swear to you, my hand
to god, that's what I meant.

- well, what you said was,
"i don't understand why--"

- no, you heard that.
You heard that.

i never said that, camille.
My hand to god.

i would never say that.

- I swear I heard that.

- I want you to know
I would never say that.

why am I friends with you?

- my goal with kyle
was to smooth things over.

it was never
to have controversy.

okay, supposedly I thought
I heard you say that.

- never would those words
ever come out of my mouth.

- and when I heard that,

i want, oh, my god,
why would she say that?

"why would anybody be interested
in you without kelsey?"

- oh, my god, never.
- And I just--

that's what made me say,

"oh, why are you
interrogating me?"

- I don't like having any
bad feelings with anyone.

these kind of things, like,
torture me.

they, like,
eat me up inside.

i don't want that.

i would never want you to think
i'm that kind of person,

'cause I'm so not,

especially from me,
when I'm like--

- I know, you reached out
to me from the very beginning.

- when I heard you thought
I said that, I was--

- yeah, I did, so okay.

- let me know
if they need a referee.

- I don't think kyle's
afraid of confrontation.

i think as much as she doesn't
like confrontation,

kyle's not afraid of it.

she likes to get to the point
of what's going on

and deal with it.

- also, you know, I called--

i kept calling a few times,
and you never, ever called me.

and I finally was like--
Lisa had said,

"why don't you call her
and patch things up?"

- I didn't get those calls.

- yeah, but you've never made
an effort to call me.

so it's always me calling you
and making an effort.

- so I understand that.
- Do you see what I'm saying?

so I kinda just went,
i'm gonna back off.

- oh, okay,
i'm just really shy,

and you need
to know that about me.

i'm really shy,
and sometimes I feel like

i don't want to impose.

- first of all,
don't be insecure

and don't be shy,

because you don't need
to feel that way.

- I don't feel insecure.

i just really feel--
I'm so shy.

i'm, like, deathly shy.

she brought up insecurity,

and I went,
where's that coming from?

what does that have to do
with returning a phone call?

that doesn't make any sense.

that doesn't connect
in any way.

- you gotta understand,

i feel like an outsider.

- why?

i wanted you to meet
with them,

and everyone loves you,

and everyone thinks
you're great.

i don't want you
to feel like that.

- okay, let's just let it--

- I'm really glad
we cleared it up though.

okay.
- Okay, good.

- I felt bad.
I really, really did.

i want us to have fun.
I'm here to have fun.

i'm excited to see
your husband's show.

- I'm over it.
Let's put this in the past.

let's move on.
It's just a misunderstanding.

- well, I'm glad
we cleared it up.

- they're laughing, yay.

- they're good.

i knew as soon as they spoke
they'd be fine.

- okay, let's--

- moving on, having fun.

- hello.
- Hi.

- all right, girls,

so what are we doing now?

are we going out?
Are you going out?

- I would love
for everybody to go out.

we should go out.

- should we go,
like, brush up

and then meet you
downstairs in the lobby?

do you want to do that?

- yeah.
- Yeah?

we'll see you in the lobby.

- okay, we'll see you
in a little bit.

- okay, see you
in a little bit.

- you look beautiful.
- Thank you.

- you want to just
hang out with me, honey?

- yeah, I'm here with you.

- all right.

- how's adrienne doing?

- you know, I was just
gonna call her maybe

and see if I could get her
and just--

but it's kind of getting late.

probably going to bed.
I'll just send her a text.

i'm just gonna tell her--

- yeah, I really wish
she was here.

i mean, you know, I understand
under the circumstances, but...

- my expectations
for the rest of the evening

were everything
was gonna be fine.

how wrong I was.

- no, I don't understand why
insecurity plays into this.

- why would you say that?

- what the hell
just happened?

- I'm a little confused.

- yeah, me too.

- that's what I'm gonna say.

- I just didn't know

why you'd think
i'm so insecure.

you said it.
I didn't say it.

- when I left camille upstairs
and taylor,

everything was hunky-dory.

and then suddenly
she comes down,

her feelings went
from there to there.

she changed 180 degrees.

- I don't know what you are,
but all I know

is I was trying
to be nice in the room

and I thought we fixed it,

and you came down here
and were rude.

so that's all I know.

does she have
an identical twin?

are there two camilles?
I'm not sure.

- so if that
was said upstairs

and everything was calm
when you guys had a drink,

then what happened
between then to suddenly pow?

- well, I thought about it
and I said,

hmm, when we're trying
to apologize to one another,

i think it's nice
to be open and honest.

but I think throwing
a little dig about insecurity--

- well, it's only
a dig to someone

who is, like,
paranoid about that.

'cause if someone said,
"don't be insecure about that,"

i would be like, "okay,
you know, then I won't be."

- I don't think
that's sincere.

- you can put on
your little voice

and try to act
all sweet, okay?

- but you like to throw
little digs at me.

- that is such bull[bleep].

- I'm so above this.

- you know what,
you need to get help.

- coming up...

- I don't think that.
You think that.

- no, you said it to me.
You said it.

i wouldn't make that up.

- you're such
a [bleep] liar, camille.

- I'm so above this.

- you know what,
you need to get help.

- why do you just keep digging?

those are such
mean things to say.

- the conversation you guys
had in the room went okay.

- yeah, but honestly,

i'm gonna be honest
about that conversation.

i really feel that, I mean,

i really did hear you say
what you did.

i mean, you keep telling me
you didn't say that.

- you're still
obviously thinking

that I was being rude
about hawaii, still.

- I'm just not used to getting
interrogated like that.

- see, now you admit.

you thought that my asking
about your vacation--

- you asked me
a lot of questions.

- I was being nice to you.

now I'm not even gonna
ask you any questions, okay?

'cause obviously
you twist everything.

- I'm not twisting anything.

i'm just--
I'm not twisting anything.

- you need to get
a therapist immediately.

- why do you keep
throwing digs?

- because I would never
say something like that.

first of all,
I don't think that, "a,"

and "b," I would never
say that.

even if I did think it,
I would never say that.

- you did say it.
- Who talks like that?

i don't think that.
You think that.

- no, you said it to me.

i'm not like that.

i'm really not
like that, kyle.

- get your story straight.

- I've seen kyle
get upset before.

but this was--
She was really upset.

- I was asking
everybody about,

"what are you doing
for your spring break?"

that's normal conversation
between friends, camille.

- yeah, but I don't really
know you that well.

- oh, then I won't ask you
any more questions, okay?

i will not ask you
any more questions, believe me,

because you're paranoid
and delusional.

- this is so out of--

- you're just
covering your ass.

- I have no--

i don't have any reason
to cover my ass.

i didn't say anything.
- You said it.

you said it.
I wouldn't make it up.

i just--
I wouldn't make that up.

i have no reason to.

- I just felt like everyone's
feelings were getting hurt

and nothing was getting
accomplished.

- well, that's such
bull[bleep], camille.

- and the more
I stood up for myself,

just--she just kept
getting madder and madder.

i knew I was winning.

i just know, come on.

you know, the person
that remains in control

is the one that wins.

she lost her cool.

sorry, kyle, you lose.

well, she keeps
attacking me.

- I'm not attacking.
I'm defending myself.

and if you're saying
I said things I didn't say,

then what am I
supposed to say?

- you did say that, kyle.
Yes, you did.

i swear on my mother,
who has cancer,

you did say that.

- you think that I said that.

- no, you did say it.
You said it.

- oh, my god, camille.

- you just can't cop to it.

i'm just--I don't know why
you just can't cop to it.

- you're such
a [bleep] liar, camille.

- next time on the real
housewives of beverly hills...

- do not [bleep]
drag me into this.

- oh, really?
Don't piss me off.

- do not upset me.

i'm about
to take you out back

and pull some oklahoma
on your ass.

- camille, straight ahead.
Right here, please.

- very nice, camille.

- how are you?
- I'm well.

- it was so awkward
and uncomfortable.

why did I come?

- how are you?
- I'm well.

- she verbally assaulted me.

i will not accept that.

- what have I done?

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