The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (2010–…): Season 1, Episode 16 - Lost Footage - full transcript

- tonight
the housewives' vault is open,

with brand-new footage
from beverly hills.

- are you gay?

- that's what feeds my soul.

- more from the reunion...
- I had breast implants,

and I couldn't see my feet.

- I'm here for you.

- you can't even make
a sandwich?

- plus, kyle loses her cool...

- what are you doing?
Get off my husband!

putting your hands
on my husband...



i will take you down.

- kim gets
a shocking message...

- he's saying now,
"rebecca, I died suddenly.

it was just--snap.
I was here and then gone."

- he was murdered.
- Yeah.

- giggy struggles
for survival.

- he needs to be put down.
- What?

- and unseen footage
from camille's final moments

by kelsey's side.

- I Miss you, though.
- Thanks.

- all that and more

on the real housewives
of beverly hills: lost footage.

- wrinkles?

- it feels so good.



- it may look like
I have it all,

but I want more.

- in beverly hills,
it's who you know,

and I know everyone.

- money is what I have,
not who I am.

- I was a child star,

and now my most important role
is being a mom.

- in a town full of phonies,

i'm not afraid to be me.

- it's time for me to come
out of my husband's shadow

and shine.

- you know, what caught
everyone's attention

about the six of you,
frankly,

is just how freakin' rich
you all are.

take a look at this.

- beverly hills is the land
of the perfect smile,

the botox face,

the younger wife.

it's the land of perfection.

- wealth
beyond comprehension--

that's what defines
beverly hills.

- happy birthday to kennedy,

if we can ever find
the kids again!

i'd love to say we don't
live in a superficial city,

but it's los angeles.

i mean, we're the home
of superficiality.

- who cares
if it's 80 degrees out?

- 80 degrees--
It doesn't matter.

you look great
with a leather jacket.

- love it.

gotta have the hair
looking good,

your makeup looking good.

people kind of look
at your watch, your bag,

everything.

- gianfranco ferre?
Oh, really?

oh, they're so pretty!

- I love that.

- I think in beverly hills,
you know,

there are the true friendships
that you'll find...

- thank you all for coming.

- thank you for having us.
Absolutely.

- and then there's
the superficial friendships.

- oh, hi, how are you?
So good to see you.

you know--
[smooching]

- a lot of air kissing.
Mwah, mwah.

- hi, gorgeous!
- Hi, gorgeous!

[laughing]

- there's a pecking order
that's defined

by the size of your home...

the cars that you drive...

and the toys
that you play with.

- sometimes things
just blow me away that I see.

- about the pool in hawaii.
Are we having it heated?

- your hot tub will be heated.
- Yay! Great.

somebody's gonna watch me
and go, "oh, poor rich girl."

but that's not true.

i mean, we still have problems
like everybody else.

we still have money issues
like everybody else.

okay, yes, they're different.
They're just on a larger scale.

we're not gonna heat
kelsey's hot tub.

- no.
- No. Okay.

'cause it's just a waste.

- but as I say,

i wouldn't live anywhere else.

- lisa and adrienne,

the two of you live across
the street from each other.

would you call it
"across the street"?

you have football fields across
the street from each other.

- it's a little bit
of a hike.

[laughter]

- it is.
- But it's incredible, actually,

'cause you can live
in a city

and feel like you're living
in the country.

and I think beverly hills
offers that.

nowhere else does, you know?
- Right.

nancy from michigan says
"times are tough in muskegon.

"have any of you had
to cut back on anything

over the past few years?"

- all of us.
- I think we all have.

- yes?

what--what, adrienne?

- well, I-I don't think
that, uh,

i find it appropriate
to travel private anymore.

so, um, I just, uh--

so we travel commercial.

- all right.
Lisa.

- um, well, I mean,

if you have properties,
they're worth half as much.

i mean, you know,

you still might owe
the same amount on them,

so everybody's taken
a hit like that,

and I think that can be
disconcerting.

if you've had any stocks
or investments--

stop laughing.
You're laughing.

- I'm just--

- I'm just saying
it's all relative.

i mean, I still have to work,
you know?

i still have to get up
and do stuff.

the day I can sit in bed
with a box of chocolates

and not have to do anything

is the day I'm looking
forward to, actually.

[laughter]
you know, I still have to work,

and I have bills to pay,
so, yeah.

- um, camille,
I heard that you felt

that you took hits
where no one else did

about the size of your staff

and the amount
of support people

that you have working for you.
- Yes. Well, they keep

showing shots on the show--
Oh, camille's nannies,

and they have, like, two
for my kids.

everybody out there's going,
"oh, my god,

she doesn't raise
her children,"

and that's something
I really am upset about,

because I'm very close
with my children.

i'm with them all the time.

my husband and I
decided together

to hire four nannies,
and we have them on retainer.

they're not in my house
at one time taking care of--

i don't have two nannies
per kid.

- why four nannies?
- Because what we did--

we had a busy lifestyle,
'cause he was working a lot,

and we were traveling a lot.

and not every nanny
can travel,

and I always wanted somebody
there for consistency

for the children
and to make sure

if something happened
last minute--

'cause we were always
on the go--

that somebody was always there
for the children,

god forbid
if something happened.

and kelsey one time in hawaii
had a heart attack,

and I had to get--kelsey and I
were both medevacked

from our home--
Oh, my god--

from the big island
to oahu.

and thank god
there was a nanny there,

'cause where would I be
without--

i mean, you know, you just--
For my kids,

it's the best thing
for them.

- camille, you have really been
a lighting rod on the show.

- yes, I have been.
- People have been talking

about you like crazy.

you've talked about things
that you--

you know, you feel like
you were taken out of context,

or you feel like...
You know.

- I just didn't feel like
my character's rounded out.

there was something I did
with my girlfriend diedre.

something unfortunate happened
in her life that--

and I was boasting how I do
so many great things for people.

and, you know, there's
a beautiful scene on a beach,

and d.d. Comes to me--
And she brought it up

and said, "thank you so much

for helping me and my husband
out this year."

and I didn't prompt her.
She came to me...

saying, "thank you so much.
You've been so generous."

- you've really been there
for me this past couple years.

and I mean, it's been...
- I'm so glad that I can do

whatever I can
for you and your family.

you know how I am.

it makes me feel good
in my heart

when I can help people out.

that's what feeds my soul.
That's what makes me happy.

it's why have
everything that I have

and not--if I don't share it,

it doesn't mean anything.

- I know,
but some people wouldn't.

but some people
would not do that, and you do--

you and kelsey.

- I'm generous with my heart,

and I'm generous
with what I have

and my soul
and everything.

so I just love you,
and you deserve it.

you deserve it.
You've been through--

through a lot with me.

and thank you, because...

- I know.
That is one thing.

i mean, you know, I know you
better than most people,

and I'm always gonna be
there for you.

you know that.

- yeah, I do.
- And you know you can trust me,

and I would never
do anything.

- I know.

i trust you, diedre.
I trust you.

thank you for that.
And I love you.

you know how much I love you.
- Yeah. I do.

i do. Okay.

- mm.

okay.

- anyway...

- okay.
Should we head back?

- yeah.
Yeah, let's do it.

- okay.

- like that night, you know,
when I called you on new year's.

thank you so much.

- I know, sweetie.

i'm here for you.
I love you.

- [sniffling]
I love you too.

- no, I know.
I felt it.

[both laughing]
- that's why you're crying.

it was more
about being stoned than...

[both laughing]

- well, it was new year's eve.
What do you want?

- coming up...

- doesn't, like, look like
he had a lot of closure,

like, no time.

does that make sense?
- Yeah.

- he was murdered.

- and later...
- What are you doing?

get off my husband, you idiot!
Get off my husband!

get off my husband, you idiot!
Get off my husband!

- kim richards
first came on the scene

as a disney superstar.

in her stint
as a real housewife,

she's been described
as a tweaked version

of the seven dwarves--

nutty, flaky,
flustered, loopy,

charming, kooky,
and beguiling.

let's see why.

- oh, my gosh, do you remember
when you guys were little

and you'd see a train
and you'd get so excited?

- no.
- No.

- we are a train, and...
- And we are your ducks.

- no. We are each
a caboose.

- you always come up
with these weird analogies.

- I do.

- kim.
Kim, kim, kim, kim, kim.

i cannot figure kim out.

i cannot.
She is an enigma to me.

i do not know.

she should have, like,
a superhero costume

with a big question mark
on it,

'cause I do not understand
the girl.

- thank you for having us.
Um--oh! God.

- watch--watch your step.

- where does it say
temperature?

- can you call, like,
411 for this?

- I mean, we were fighting
over the chicken,

and I did get
most of the chicken.

♪♪ that's my chicken,
that's my chicken ♪♪

♪♪ you know,
give me the chicken ♪♪

i'd gone out to dinner
with paris,

and as we came out,

they were like, "kim! Kim!
Paris! Paris!"

and paris looked over
at me, like...

"who are you?"

they're like,
"paris, don't forget,

your aunt was here first!"

and I was like,
"oh, yeah, honey, step aside.

don't forget.
I was here first."

and she was like,
"aunt kim!"

and they're like,
"paris, your aunt's an icon!"

she's like, "i'm an icon too!"

like, "yeah, but your aunt
was an icon first."

she's my daughter
presley.

- your daughter's hungry.
She wants you.

- oh, hang on.
I'm still nursing.

poor guy.

here he thought he'd met
a nice single mom in the market.

i told him I had, like,
eight kids,

and the youngest one's
eight months,

and I'm still nursing.

- literally,
you're trying to make--

like, talk about nothing.

- like, that's you, kimberly--

- there's whitney.
- Where?

- okay, you obviously
don't get it.

- you're funny.
- Well, thank you.

my kids think so.
[laughing]

- well, dot
from long island says,

"kim, you're such
a wonderful mother,

"but do you think that relying
so much on your children

is emotionally healthy
for them and you?"

- no, I don't.
- Do you think that

because you're so close
to your kids,

that's kept you
from finding a man?

- yeah.
I will say that

my kids were--are--

my priority.

- where does your love life
stand now?

are you seeing anyone?

- no.
- No?

- I mean, and so martin is...

- is a wonderful--

i see him around town
all the time,

and I sit
and I talk with him...

- okay. But it's not happening
between the two of you.

- we're not romantic.

- okay.
You're not romantic.

all right.

- I think maybe
I haven't really been ready.

i'm--i'm still...
This is all new to me--

the dating again
and really, um...

letting my kids go.

you know,
the nest is empty,

and I'm right
in the middle of that.

it's a huge experience

when you've made your kids
your whole life,

and all of a sudden,
they want to go,

and all of a sudden, I'm left
standing there, you know,

with dinner on the table
and nobody to feed.

[upbeat music]

- kim's love life has had
its ups and downs,

but here's the deeper reason
she's hesitant to date.

- hi!
- Hi!

- how are you?
- How are you? Hi.

- how are you?
- Good. How are you?

hi. Nice to see you.
- Nice to see you again.

- we've known rebecca
a few years now.

people in l.a. Definitely
have psychics

more than...
More than other people.

you brought mom.
- I brought mom.

- I did too.

i think it's
a beverly hills thing.

- I'd say she looks great,

considering that she wasn't
feeling good that day.

- I feel, with psychics,

that I don't want
to tell anything.

i want them to tell me.

i'm not gonna give them
any hints.

- and remember I asked you
about the name john or johnny

and you didn't know
who that was?

- yeah.
- Kim knows a john.

- yeah.
Actually, two johns,

who--one is
my daughter's father.

- oh.
- And one is

actually somebody
that I was with.

- well, yeah, because--
- I was curious if you

could tell me anything
about him.

- um, he...he really had
a huge crush on you.

i don't know if he died
suddenly or something,

but it doesn't, like, look like
he had a lot of closure,

like, no time--
Does that make sense?

- yeah.
- Yeah, 'cause he's saying now,

"rebecca, I died suddenly.

it was just--snap--I was here
and then gone tomorrow."

- he was murdered.
- Yeah.

i know, I don't know--
- I was talking...

to him on the phone, actually.

- oh, my god, that's horrible!
- Yeah.

- yeah, he told me, like,
it was just, like--

it was just out of the blue,
and it was somebody he knew,

i think, wasn't it?

do you know who that is?

- mm-mm.
I don't think they ever...

it was a long time ago
that he died,

but I never really
got over it.

and, uh...

very emotional for me...

very.

they--they caught one.

there were two people.

- yeah. It was a man
they caught, right?

the guy with the dark hair?

they might have followed him
or seen him,

so I don't know if the motive
was robbery or something.

but it seemed like it was
very quick.

he didn't suffer,
so he wants you to know that.

and that he, um--
He's tried to call you.

people can call
from the other side, you know.

so you need to tell johnny
your phone number.

- okay.
- Present phone number.

- he's here.

and he wants me to tell you
he loves you.

he's always loved you.

he says that the good times
that you shared--

and johnny's talking
about the beach

and going down
to the beach a lot.

so you know what
that means, right?

- yeah.
- Yeah, he said remember

the times at the beach.

and he gives you a big kiss.
He just kissed you.

you just got kissed
from the other side.

he wants to kiss you too,

but he doesn't know
if it's...

he says she's a married woman,
maybe not.

anyway, he's funny.

did he have
a good sense of humor?

- yeah.
- Maybe it helps you know

that he hasn't really
left you.

he didn't get a chance
to say good-bye because

of the horrendous, horrible
thing that happened to him.

but you know what?
He looks awfully good to me.

right now I'm not even
thinking about that.

he's really handsome
and really funny,

and he has nice teeth.

he just showed me
his nice teeth.

there might have been one
that was crooked a little bit,

but mostly nice, yeah.

- I don't think there was
anything wrong with him.

[laughing]

- ha ha ha!
Multidimensional dating!

[laughing]

- I'd really love for kim
to date on this side,

not the other one.

- that's always fun.

- who needs a husband when you
have john on the other side?

- yeah, hey.
Yeah, you know.

- that was a pretty
emotional thing for me

that she said
he was in the room.

since these people that I love
so much have left me,

sometimes I feel
so empty and lost,

and I feel
such a connection

when she's telling me
they're there

that I feel like
they haven't left me,

that they are with me.

and I feel safe.

and they love me.

- empty nests are a recurring
theme in beverly hills,

and lisa deals with hers
in her own special way.

- hello!
- Hello!

how are you?
- Come in!

my relationship with kyle...

we're very close.

i adore her.

- hello.
- Hello, darling.

i love your glasses.

- I thought about you.

portia says... [with lisp]
"lisa will be jealous."

- [with lisp]
I am jealous.

oh, I love this dress.

it's so beautiful!
- You have a present for lisa.

- thank you, darling!

oh, it looks gorgeous
on her, doesn't it?

i think portia's first words
now are,

"lisa's jealous,"
like this.

i adore portia.

so I bought her
the biggest, pinkest,

most ridiculous dress
I could find.

- where shall we go?
- Huh?

outside.
You're gonna play tennis.

- well, give us a minute.
- Oh, I'm ready, ken.

i'm ready for you whenever.
- I hope so.

- I even brought
my new outfit today for you.

- you wanted
to be noticed, eh?

- I wanted
to be noticed, yeah.

ken and I...

we--we really are
good pals.

we like to have--you know,
have a drink together,

have a beer together,
play tennis,

hang out.

we always have
good conversations.

so I really enjoy being
with the two of them.

- come on, let's go help
lisa in the kitchen.

- no.
- Let's help lisa.

come on.
She needs help.

say, "lisa, can I help you?"

- oh, they've got the gate.

what is this, portia?

- well?
- What is it?

- put a bow on your head?

- [gasps]

oh, it's so cute!
[kyle laughing]

oh!

my life is an empty nest,

and that is one regret,
in a way.

when I see kyle with portia,
I think,

"god, I wish I'd probably had
just one more a little later

to keep me going."

i just love
that baby stage.

it's gonna have
pride of place.

i'm gonna put it here
for now.

but I shall find a place.

oh, dear.

- she misses so much
having a little baby.

you know, her kids
are bigger now and grown,

so I think
she was really missing that.

and she sort of transferred
that maternal instinct

with her babies
onto her dog.

- do you think
giggy can talk?

- well, I don't put
anything past giggy.

[laughs]
what? Tell me.

- okay. Giggy, do you want to go
to the tennis court?

giggy, do you want to go
to the tennis court?

- [whining]
- say yes. Say yes!

do you want to go
to the tennis court?

- [squeaking]
[laughter]

do you want to go
to the tennis court?

yes? Yes?
Or the basketball court?

tennis court?
[giggy yipping]

- is it gonna bother them?

- yes. But then it'll
break the game up.

the game will be over
in a second,

'cause we're starving.
- Farrah's starving to death.

okay. Come on, buki.
Does buki run out there too?

yeah. Well, no, buki
doesn't know where he's going.

okay, ready, let them go.

go, go, go, go watch.

[dogs yipping,
women giggling]

come on, giggy.
Tennis court.

come on, giggy.

[dogs yipping]

game over!
Lunch!

[mauricio laughing]

- can we just finish
this game?

- no, baby, we're starving.
Come on.

oh, come, you've been playing
an hour, baby.

- come on. After we eat,
come back out, guys.

- he's scratching still.
Come on, giggy, no scratching.

- we're starving.

- we were just breaking a sweat.
- Lunch is ready.

- coming up...

- I know the problems
you're having with giggy.

he needs to be put down.
- What?

- I'm wondering,
when the show came out,

there was a lot written
and speculated about

who's had what done

in a way that's...
That was very noisy.

how did you react
to that, adrienne?

- well, of course, I'm married
to a plastic surgeon.

so for me, it seems
very normal to talk about it.

- are you comfortable saying
what you've had done?

- I think I've said that
on several of your shows.

- say it again.

- botox, boobs,
uh, fillers.

i think, you know,

you wanna age gracefully,
that's fine.

but mother nature might get
a hold of you at some point,

so if you're happy with it,
it's fine.

i think it's great.
- I think they say that

just 'cause
we're beverly hills.

even if we haven't done
anything, they assume--

you know, all the shows,
the girls have done things,

but because we're beverly hills,
they just assume that.

- what have you had done?

- I had my nose done.

but you can't really tell
the difference, actually,

if you look
at my childhood pictures.

and I've tried botox,

but I had not told my husband
until the show came out.

- that's pretty conservative,

just a nose job
and trying botox.

- for beverly hills?
Yeah, it's conservative.

- taylor, we know
about the lips.

anything else?

- I've tried filler,
like, around here,

but it didn't work
that well for me.

so I felt like
you could see it.

i have kind of
thin skin, so...

- the temples.
- What about you?

- oh, the temples.
Yeah.

- I was tuned in on...
- Whatever that is.

- 'cause I had
the lip reduction.

- oh, you had lip reduction.

- I had--
No, 'cause I had, um...

- you had filler?
- Silicone.

i had a filler put in,
like, 15 years ago.

i didn't like the way it looked,
so I had it removed.

but, again, you do get
that little, you know...

- you get a flap?
- No, not a flap.

you get a little bit of a scar.
It's not that bad, though.

- anything else done?

- oh, obviously...
- Boobs.

- yeah.

and I've had botox,
yes, absolutely.

i'm looking
into filler, though,

so I need to talk
to your husband.

- I think just about everybody
in beverly hills

has had botox and fillers.
- Right.

anything for you, kim,
since we're doing a lap here?

- yeah. I had breast implants,
but I had them taken out

after my mother passed away.

and I couldn't see my feet.

they were--
- Wow! Really?

- it was like,
whoa, what are these?

so I did that.

and I've tried botox
a couple times.

but I'm not--
I'm scared of the needle,

so I'm not really...

- I'm not fond
of needles either.

- I'm scared
of the botulism.

[laughter]

- do you have a little, uh,
operating room

at massif-maloof manor?

- no, we don't,

but don't give my husband
any ideas.

- you could add on.
That would be interesting.

in beverly hills,

talk of plastic surgery
is on everyone's pumped-up lips,

even at mohamed's
dinner party.

- I understand you actually
did a little contouring?

little filler, maybe?

- here's what it would be--
She needs a little bit up here,

little bit more right there.

and then all the little
wrinkles are gone.

- wrinkles?

- but I have
to tell you, though,

she likes no movement
on the forehead.

- yes.
- I like a little movement.

- that's why he never knows
if I'm angry.

[laughs]
he has no way to tell!

- which is a good thing.

- here, hold on.
Squint. Squint hard.

squint!
It's not moving.

it's, like, not moving.
- Wow!

- no, it's not moving.
- I know the secret now.

- so when I'm really angry
with you and I'm going...

you'll never know.

let's prevent
the big face-lift.

- cheers to prevention.
- Cheers to prevention.

- later, it's kyle who must
take some preventative measures

to keep kim from making
some flirtatious mistakes.

- him?

at one point in the night,
I said to kim,

"so what do you think?
Do you like martin?"

she said, "yeah.
There's a few cute guys here."

which one?

pandora's boyfriend.

[laughing]

- she's probably got underwear
older than that.

- hi, kim.
- We've met a couple times.

- yes, we have.
- He's a health-care attorney.

- no, can I just ask you
a question now?

- uh-huh.

- are you gay?
- Yes.

- all right, so...
- I just--oh.

- just keep it focused,
please.

- well, that seems weird.

- awkward!

how do I say in code,
"that's her husband"?

- well, you two
should have developed a code

long before I ever existed.
- No, I have.

- I have.
I can say...

kim.
[speaking in coded language]

[laughter]

- I know.
- Oh.

okay, I didn't know
if you knew.

[both speaking
in coded language]

- that's the most professional
pig latin I've ever heard

in my entire--
- It's not pig latin.

it's richard's latin.
[laughs]

- I want my own
secret language.

tell me again.

- you know,
every housewives season

a fan favorite emerges.

this first season of
beverly hills is no exception.

let's take a look
at the latest real housewives

breakout star.

- this is giggy,
who goes everywhere with me.

give me a kiss, giggy.
Mwah.

breakfast.

good boy.

do you want a drinky first?

- oh, giggy's a riot.

it looks like it's not real.

he looks like he runs
on batteries or something.

- this is the big man
right here.

- oh, this is the man
of my life.

- it's so beverly hills
to have the little dog.

i think, you know,
the women in beverly hills

have sort of made that
the thing to do,

is to carry a dog as opposed
to just a purse as an accessory.

and lisa does it well.
She can pull it off.

- this is a toy--a teacup.
- Yeah.

- honestly, I feel like my niece
paris started this whole thing.

[laughs]

- [yips]

- mexican hat.

come on, you know
you look good in this.

- lisa's with him
day and night.

- come on, gigster.

- doesn't put him down.

- [smooching]

- I think he's taken
my place.

- I have to leave you
tonight,

you little sex monster.

give me a kiss.
[smooching]

- does giggy ever walk
on the ground?

- he just did.
He did four steps and a wee-wee.

- [imitating lisa]
four steps and a wee-wee.

- go!
- [Yips, panting]

- we need to get dressed.
We're going out.

we cannot have this
little bald ass hanging out.

giggy has the easy life.

i'm coming back as giggy,
that's for sure.

- [yipping]

- okay...
[laughs]

let's bring him out.
Here comes gigolo, giggy.

oh-ho-ho!

our butler is bringing him
out for you.

- look how cute!
- Oh, he looks--

- can I take him?
- Of course.

- thank you so much.
Oh, you good boy!

- so what is giggy
wearing today?

- um, all his clothes
are kind of designed

and made specially for him.

he's so tiny--
- [Laughing]

- I mean,
just with trimmings,

regular suits
that are hand-dyed by us,

and then we just put
trimmings on them.

- he wants that biscuit.
- You hand-dye them?

[overlapping chatter]

- he's got enough done.
He's wearing uggs.

look at the bottom.
[laughter]

- so this is
a bald pomeranian.

- yeah.
I mean, he's got alopecia.

but he's got fur on his legs
and his head--

a bit like me, really.

lisette from overland park,
kansas, says, "lisa,

"no matter how cute,
there's no reason for a dog

"to wear a jacket
in palm desert.

"he is not
a fashion accessory.

"he's a living animal.

do you think that your behavior
is a little over the top?"

- you can tell her
to kiss my english ass,

because he needs
to wear a coat, absolutely,

because one, he'd get
sunburned if the sun's out,

and two,
if the sun's not out,

he's gonna get cold.

if I took it off now,
he'd be shivering.

he's got no fur.

would you walk around naked?
Don't answer that.

[chuckling]

- thank you, giggy,
for joining us.

does giggy has anything else
that he wants to tell us?

- do you want to go
on the tennis court?

do you want to go
on the tennis court?

tennis court?
- [Yips]

[laughter]

- the housewives
weren't the only ones

whose lives
were filled with drama.

this season giggy
had a struggle all his own.

okay, gig-jog...

bath time.

when I got giggy,
he was perfect.

he had beautiful fur.

he was the most gorgeous
little puppy.

okay. Come on.

that's okay, giggy.

he starting losing his fur
at an alarming rate,

and I contacted the breeder,

and they said, no,
it was the puppy uglies.

and my intuition, I said,

"no, it's not.
It's more than this."

you poor little thing.

okay. Come on.

in simple terms,
giggy has alopecia.

but it's not the alopecia
so much that I'm worried about.

it's the chronic itching.

and I have spoken to every
dermatologist and my vet,

and we can't seem to understand
what's causing it.

ken? Ken!

- yep?

- can you come here a second?

- what's up?

- listen to this email
I just got

from giggy's breeder.

look, she's offering me
another dog.

"here is a beautiful champion
female serengeti chala.

"she's 2 1/2 years old,
4 pounds.

"why don't you take
this female?

"this is a wonderful female
with no problems.

"i know the problems
you're having with giggy.

"i also know
you don't want to hear it,

but he needs to be put down."

- what?

- "the dog
is in absolute misery.

"both of you are.

think about it
and get back to me."

- what's she talking about,
put down?

- coming up...

- sometimes veterinarians

have to defer
to breeder knowledge

because they know
their particular breed so well.

- and later...

- you wanna get a manolo
in your eyeball?

[line ringing]

- hello?

- hi. Dr. Winter?
- Hi.

- hi. It's lisa.

i'm sorry to call you at home.
- Hi, lisa, how are you?

- I really need
to ask you this,

because I got an email
from the breeder.

she suggested that--

she thinks it's cruel
what I'm doing to giggy,

in terms of giving him
all this medication

and his tormented scratching.

i mean, she's even said that
giggy needs to be put down.

- we're not gonna make any--
Any--

- oh, I wouldn't.
But it just shocked me.

- you guys stay with him,

and keep him on his atopica,
and then we'll go from there.

- all right, Dr. Winter.
Thank you so much.

- bye, lisa.
- Okay, bye-bye.

- bye.

- I would never put giggy down

unless his quality of life
was just so inferior

that Dr. Winter advised me,
and even then I'm not sure.

come on, giggy.
Come on, giggy.

ah, giggy, no scratching,

no scratching.
[claps hands] giggy, no!

it is of paramount
importance to me

that I fix
this little dog's problem.

ken?
- Yeah?

- come on, we gotta go.
Have you got the gigster?

- I've got him.
- Come on, we're late.

- what time have we
got to be there?

- like, in five minutes.
- Okay.

- all right, giggy,
let's see.

- but, you know--
- You look as happy as ever.

- I would do anything
to have his fur back

and stop the itching.

but if I could just stop
the itching,

that would be good enough.

if he's like a little,
naked little boy,

bald little boy,
then I'm happy.

- and remember, at one time,

i thought this was
somewhat neurologic.

i thought there was
another component to this,

but we don't believe so now.

we think it is just a very
bizarre form of alopecia "x,"

very atypical.

- the itching, I think
it's tormenting him,

and I think maybe breeders
probably wouldn't...

you know, they...

hold on.

- sometimes veterinarians

have to defer to breeder--

uh, breeder knowledge

because they know
their particular breed so well.

- now we've started giggy
on atopica, which...

i'm wary because
of the side effects,

but we'll--we'll see how it goes
and see how he tolerates it.

and I'm praying
that we will have

some kind of, um,
good result.

- giggy's doing fine
at the moment.

but it really is
a dog's life in beverly hills.

just ask paul massif.

- as you know,
adrienne doesn't cook.

i mean, she did try cooking
for me once,

and it was
an interesting experience.

you can't even make

a peanut butter
and jelly sandwich.

that's one
of adrienne's, uh...

i should say, that's not
her strength, is cooking.

can I ask you a question?

wha--what are you doing?

- they don't like the crust.
- You bent the bread.

and then you got your
finger marks all through this.

what's wrong with--
You can't even make a sandwich?

oh, my god!

- feel free to help
once in a while.

- adrienne, where's the jelly,
first of all?

this--this probably
is the first--

- you know what?
Tastes good to me.

- oh, my god,
you poor girl.

god bless you.

- let's see you do better.

- well, thank god
you're good at sports

and everything else.

- it doesn't matter
how it looks.

it matters how it tastes.

that's good.

- so many crazy things happened
at kyle's white party

that it was impossible
to show you everything.

here are some moments
you didn't see.

- I was so busy that night,

i don't think
I had a conversation

longer than one minute
with anybody.

i was running around
trying to hold down the fort

and entertain everyone.

she will not let anyone
put her to sleep but me,

so it's hard.

- her eyes are still closed.
- I think she's asleep.

- I think so too.

- I had been acting
my entire life.

so when mauricio
and I got married

and wanted to have kids,

it was easy for me
to just say,

"i really want to put that
aside right now

and be a mom and a wife."

so sometimes I Miss it,

but I know
I can always go back and...

most important thing
is being a mom.

- thank you.
- Great job.

- mommy!
[kyle mouthing words]

[portia crying]
- shh...

[laughs]

it's really hard for me.

i--you know, I grew up
with my mom

putting us first always,

and I just--
I can't help that, you know?

my kids
are everything to me.

- later that night,
kyle still had her hands full.

watch this.

- so here I am dancing
with justin, having fun.

i look over,
and there's this woman

hanging on my husband.

what I didn't know is that
she was whispering in his ear,

"does your wife take care
of you?"

what are you doing?

get off my husband,
you idiot!

get off my husband.
Get off my husband.

i heard something about,
"i'm here to have fun."

i was like...
"not with my husband."

you don't hang on my husband
like that, you understand me?

this woman
was clearly intoxicated

and didn't know
what she was doing,

but I don't need those kind
of people in my home.

you're not hanging on my husband
and touching him like that.

you wanna get a manolo
in your eyeball?

so I needed to remove her...

immediately.

get off my husband.
Get out of my party.

get out of my house.
Get out of here. Go.

i don't care.

don't hang on my husband
and touch him like that.

you're scaring my daughters.

putting your hands
on my husband...

i will take you down.

who is she?
- I have no idea.

- who is that?

- I don't know,
but that was good.

- this is my family,

and I don't need predators
in my home.

this is my husband,
my children.

you need to leave.

- even at the end
of her marriage,

camille always played
the dutiful wife.

here's some unseen footage

from camille's final moments
by kelsey's side

at the tonys.

- here,
should I just do this?

- you gotta, like,
maneuver that thing.

- uh-huh.

the reason why
I chose the red dress

is 'cause I thought
it was much more dramatic

than the black dress.

and, uh, kelsey wanted me
to wear the black dress.

- this is gonna be a pain
in the rain.

- but the red
is just stunning.

but you think the red's
gonna be too much?

what do you think?
- Well, if it's raining,

i think it's
the black one, honestly.

- only because that's gonna be
a wet mess.

- he was like,
"oh, no, don't wear the red.

wear the black one."

i'm like...
"well, he just dumped me.

i'll wear the red."

he didn't want me to get
that extra attention.

that dress was very dramatic.

congratulations.
- Thank you.

- I'm so proud of you.

- we did good.

- I love you.
- Thanks. I love you too.

thanks.

- I Miss you, though.
- Thanks.

- I Miss my husband.

was it a good night?

[background chatter]

- coming up...

- how wonderful is this?
I lost all my friends.

- what's up, guys?
- Hi, honey.

mauricio and I have
a really good relationship.

he's kind...

- oof...
- Ow!

- [smooches]

- I really hate
when you do that.

we're a good match.

honey, if I tell you

the lightbulb needed
to be changed,

what do you tell me?
- Call the man.

- what man?
- The lightbulb man.

- honest...
- I need to have some wine.

♪♪ I need to have
some wine ♪♪

♪♪ I need to have
some wine right now ♪♪

[laughter]

- don't sing that song
to our baby.

- I'm gonna need
more tequila.

- I would actually marry
him myself.

he's an emotional man...

- all right, bend over.

wha-cha, wha-cha, wha-cha.

- he's got an amazing body,

and he's such
a good-looking guy.

a bit too handsome for me.

- consider it...
[claps hands] done.

- was it a good night?

[background chatter]

- maybe some of that food
would be nice.

- I know.

- come and sit down, please.
- Sit down, please.

- oh, dear god!

yes.
- Sit down, please.

- please sit down.
- Hi, guys.

- here, I'll side over.
- Hi.

- I thought I was gonna
be married until the day I died.

did you see this?
This is a black diamond.

stunning.
It's--look at--

i mean...
- Wow.

- to die for.

- it doesn't really pop.

- it doesn't pop.
Look at that.

isn't that stunning?
Erica courtney.

erica courtney got me...
I love her pieces.

- oh, you went to her--
Yeah.

- erica said hi.

and she goes down
into the mines in africa--

south africa--
Erica.

they take her down
to the mines,

and I wanna go and look
for tanzanite with her.

i find that fascinating.
I'd love to do it.

- slightly dangerous there,
isn't it?

- kelsey,
she said it's amazing.

as you go down,
the sparkling off the walls,

it looks like
the walls are just sparkling.

- no, but there's
absolutely no conflict.

[laughs]

it's five bucks a day,
you go down,

you dig all you want,
and you take it home with you.

- I want to go to tanzania.
- And there's so much to find.

- it's fabulous!
There's loads of it.

you can just pick it up
right off the ground.

- you just put it
in your pocket.

- thanks, fellas!

[south african accent]
I just wanna be a miner...

of rare, precious jewels.

- yeah, but how cool
would that be

to have an experience
like that?

- I would go.
Are you kidding?

- and she said anytime,

'cause she has approval
from the government to go

and go into the mines,
in the tanzanite mines.

- hey, I'd love to go there.
I'll never come back.

[camille chuckles]

- so good to see you.
Thank you so much.

- so good to hear you tonight.
- Thanks, man. Thank you.

- how's your show going?
- Oh, it's going great.

- sure, yeah.

- oh, thank you.

- can I get a picture with you?
- Oh, absolutely.

- oh, god, I love that.
- I have a lot of dress.

- oh, god, it's so beautiful.

do a vertical, up and down?
- You want it this way?

- yes, please.

- wow. What are my hopes
for the future?

um, to heal right now.

how wonderful is this?
I lost all my friends.

my fear is I don't want
to end up alone forever.

i know.
- It's beautiful.

- amazing.

i'm back--
Back to california.

- it'll be good
for a couple of months.

- so we'll see what happens.

it's raining,
and it still feels good.

do you feel the mist?
- Yeah.

- it feels so good.

- to learn more
about the housewives,