The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (2010–…): Season 1, Episode 17 - The Dinner Party from Hell: Producer's Cut - full transcript
Just when you thought you could put the knives away, Bravo serves up a second helping of "The Dinner Party From Hell: The Producers Cut." The episode features the hour long dinner with infamous guests Allison Dubois and Faye Resnick.
- just when you thought
you'd seen it all...
- enough!
- the real housewives
of beverly hills
are back at the dinner table.
- this is all
bull[bleep] to me.
- but that's who I am, kyle.
- no, that's not
who you are, camille,
that's who you
are pretending to be.
- this is
the dinner party from hell
with all new
interviews and footage
the housewives
never wanted you to see.
- I tried to kick them out
in a subtle tone
and they didn't leave,
and I'm like,
"then [bleep] leave."
- I saw internet pictures
of her with her legs spread.
- one of them will kill
the other to feed their young.
- [gasp]
what is that?
- is that a knee?
- Oh!
- lucifer has many faces.
- wow, I've never
seen her from that angle.
[laughter]
- hold onto
your crystal balls
and grab
your electric cigarette,
you're invited back
to the table
at the most outrageous dinner
in housewives history.
bet allison
didn't see this coming.
[upbeat music]
- okay, enough.
Girls, enough.
enough, enough, enough!
♪♪ ♪♪
- I mean, it's a few
clowns short of a circus.
♪♪ ♪♪
- the medium, I saw her down
I think two or three cocktails.
♪♪ ♪♪
- why don't you go
blow up your lips some more?
♪♪ ♪♪
- this is all bull[bleep]
to me, okay?
♪♪ ♪♪
- she posed naked in playboy
after the oj trial.
♪♪ ♪♪
- so you're ready
for a cocktail as well?
- oh, I am so ready
for a cocktail.
- I waited until I got here.
- I know. I got your text.
- get yourself all nice
and ready.
- we're prepared.
- Yeah.
- I like allison because
she shoots
straight from the hip.
no bull[bleep].
- so do you
wanna have a cocktail?
- absolutely.
- Yeah.
- when I invited allison,
there was absolutely no set-up.
and I thought the girls would
enjoy meeting her
because she's
got a great personality.
- thank you.
At some point we'll need
somebody
to carry those for us.
- okay, I'm leaving.
- bye, girls.
- Alexia, text in with me
and check.
- I will!
- I just
had this feeling that,
hmm, this could be
not a good situation.
so having faye there,
i thought
"okay, I should be safe. "
hmm, who knew?
[chuckles]
whoo-hoo-hoo.
Hi, how are you?
- kyle told me
every last bit
of what happened in new york.
She told me everything.
in my opinion, I think
actually camille is sick.
i think
she needs treatment.
- kyle had asked me if
it was okay to bring a friend.
and she didn't--on
the phone when she had asked,
she didn't say who it was.
so I didn't know who it was,
basically, until she got here.
- oh, nice.
- it's good luck.
- What happened?
- I thought he
slammed it in the door.
can you imagine getting
killed by a strand of pearls?
- actually...yes.
[laughing]
- that's okay.
- If they're real.
- there are worse ways
of getting killed.
- [laughing]
- one of the girls
who's gonna be there tonight,
the show medium
is based around her.
camille said the more a--
More she drinks,
the more likely she is
to have a--a feeling.
- my girlfriend allison
does like to drink.
she enjoys a cocktail.
and when she has
too many, she may...
hit below the belt a bit.
- here. Cheers.
- Cheers.
- here's to old friends
and new friends.
- I know. My new friends
that you'll meet tonight.
- and new friends that may
end up being old friends.
- oh, yes, they're ready.
some of them
are out the door already.
[laughter]
by choice. My choice.
But...
- wow.
- I hadn't any idea
that she did playboy.
- I'm so scared.
What?
[giggles]
- the chatter is all around
about...
- She did something playboy.
- right. But somebody showed--
Sent me a photograph.
and it did not
look like a playboy shot.
it looked
more like a porn shot.
- what do you know that
I don't know?
- I don't know.
what do you know that
I don't know?
- I'm not
saying anything more.
- I knew everything
about camille's past.
i knew she
was an exotic dancer,
i knew she had
done two soft pornos,
i had known
she had done playboy.
- mm-mm.
- and I just don't
understand what's going on
and why she
would do this to you.
- just make your
own judgment, you know,
you look tonight
and tell me what you think.
- adrienne.
- Yes?
- are you prepared?
- There's no way things
are gonna go awry
with adrienne in tow.
- no, I know.
- On the way to camille's house,
i absolutely was nervous
that we were gonna have tension.
but I thought, "oh, we'll
definitely behave like ladies
considering there
will be other people there."
[giggles]
- we still have horses.
Yeah.
we bring our horses here
once in a while.
- oh, look,
your friends are here.
- hi, guys!
- this is stunning. Wow.
- thank you so much
for coming.
mwah. Mwah.
- I can see why you never leave.
It's so gorgeous.
mwah. Mwah.
i haven't seen you
in so long.
- this is allison dubois.
This is lisa.
it's my girlfriend
adrienne.
- hi, nice to meet you.
- And this is taylor.
- when we walked in
and met allison,
i could feel her
really sizing us up.
she was
looking us up and down,
and kind of
scanning each of us.
and I felt like I was getting
sized up for an attack.
- I also felt like I wanted
to buy her a new cardigan.
- you know that show
medium on tv...
- yeah, I've never seen it.
- Yeah, that's her.
it's about her.
- It's about you,
or you're in it?
- It's based on her life.
- patricia arquette plays me.
- Oh.
- so you consult on it?
- Yes.
but I have
this whole other life
of actually having a job--
Like doing something real.
and profiling serial killers.
- Oh, really?
- but the show
is a nice addition.
it shows people what I do.
- oh, gosh,
I must watch it.
oops!
It's been cancelled.
where's kyle? I've bet
they've gone somewhere else.
- they're always late.
- They've chickened out.
- as soon as I knew
camille had two friends,
you better believe
I was happy
that I had
faye coming with me.
- I felt like I was
walking into the lion's den.
camille asked allison and d.d.
To come in for the kill.
- hi.
- Hey, kim.
thank you for coming.
- Thank you.
- it's so good to see you.
- Your house is beautiful.
- thank you. Kyle.
- Hi.
how are you?
- Thank you so much for coming.
- thank you for having me.
here's a little something
for having us here.
- thank you.
- Thank you.
- I was a little
uncomfortable going there.
i just kept thinking this does
not feel like a genuine
let's-get-together-and-
Smooth-things-over situation.
- faye, camille grammer.
- Nice to meet you.
- beautiful property.
- Welcome to my house.
- thank you.
- Thank you for coming.
- very sweet.
- faye resnick came
into my home and shook my hand.
i knew immediately
what she was there for.
i felt her energy,
I didn't feel she was sincere,
and I think her intention was
she was ready to attack.
seriously, so thank you
for taking the driver.
- camille's cocktail
was like a bowl of soup.
it was huge.
yummy.
And I took a couple of sips,
and it was obviously designed
to kind of blow your socks off.
- these are ginormous.
- cheers.
[giggles]
- I was excited
to meet the medium.
i can't wait to see,
you know, what turns up.
- she doesn't do readings,
she's a medium,
so she kind of...
- She sees things.
and if she sees something,
then she'll tell you.
- I'm so rude
because I don't know
if she's here
to relax, or...
- I don't think
she's working.
- I don't
think so either.
- okay, let's
put her to the test.
- let's do it.
- Let's give her a workout.
- [giggles]
- okay, I think
we're gonna make our way
over to the dining room.
- I hope they
bring the pitcher for us.
we're having
a girl's night, right?
- I know, cheers, yeah.
- [Laughing]
- my two guests of honor,
sit here.
but you're all
my guests of honor.
but I'm gonna have d.d.
And allison sit next to me.
and then you guys sit
wherever you want.
- cheers, everybody.
[overlapping chatter]
- when we first showed up,
we were actually intrigued
by the fact that
there was a psychic there.
- she was a bit odd.
and I could tell that she
had an awkward energy toward us.
- the flowers are amazing.
- Thank you.
- you did a great job
with the flowers.
- cheers.
- what are you drinking?
- [giggles]
- I've had,
like, four cokes.
- you've had four cokes
and you're looking that happy?
- [giggles]
I guess.
- I beg to differ, ma'am.
- yeah, I'm not...
- Really?
- no, not usually.
[giggles]
- but you're a lot of fun.
- I am.
- yeah, you are.
- I have a lot of fun.
- I think I like you.
- I like you too.
i like your energy,
I like your vibe.
so, you know...yeah.
- but I am making sure
that the elixir
that they mixed for
us tonight--
- can you just make sure
it's all right for everybody?
- girl, I think
I've tested it enough
to make sure
that it's tried and true.
- I have a feeling
you've tested enough.
- I had no idea
what was about to transpire.
- it's saturday.
And see, I'm still young,
so when saturday hits,
I get all excited.
and I'm, like, "yeah.
What are we gonna do," right?
and that part of me
still comes out.
and it's a girls' night.
so we're not supposed
to be good.
we're supposed to be
really, really bad
in a controlled setting.
life is so
crippling sometimes.
it's nice to actually
be in control
of your annihilation.
- in control
of your annihilation?
is she about
to annihilate me?
- [giggles]
- coming up...
- allison,
is my grandmother here?
- the fact that
you would even ask that
would offend her.
[indistinct chatter]
- my angel of mercy.
[laughter]
- I actually sat next
to allison,
who happens
to be the medium.
and, of course,
when I first met her,
i thought
she was a little strange.
- I always say
i'm a secretary to the dead.
i'm a glorified sec--i
take notes, and I pass them on.
- that's amazing.
But I guess
if you're talking
to dead people you would be.
- so now,
how do you know faye?
and who is faye?
i know--I mean, this is--
I know she looks familiar.
but I don't know
who faye is.
- she's a very close
family friend.
i consider her like a sister.
- Oh, that's nice.
and you
know how I know her?
i saw her naked
in playboy.
that's how I know faye.
- "oh...faye...
[sigh]
i just realized,"
like she just opened up
a magazine last week
and happened to see it.
- she posed naked in playboy
after the o.j. Trial.
that's her.
and I thought
you looked amazing.
- thank you.
- I recognized
during the dinner--
it was the hair.
I think it's the extensions
and the blown up fake lips.
But, um...
and then I realized,
"oh, my god, that's who it is.
it's faye resnick."
the morally corrupt
faye resnick.
- how rude.
i mean, how can you
say something like that?
how can you be so
judgmental, with your past?
- I felt like
I was blind sighted.
it was, like,
an unprovoked attack
that came out of nowhere.
I loved it.
and I have to say
that I loved your spread.
- literally.
[laughter]
i didn't spread.
- No, you didn't.
- I just wanted
to just, like, stop.
what?
What is happening here?
let's talk about
the fact that, you know,
you are living in
a glass house, woman.
but I controlled myself.
- camille...
didn't you do playboy?
- yes.
- You did.
when did you do playboy?
- Years ago.
that's when I met kelsey.
- I felt like camille
had planned it out
to say that
to faye all along.
so as soon as she
said that, I thought,
"you know what,
i'm gonna have to remind you
that you did the same.
And more."
- the reality, camille,
is, you know, I did playboy,
but I didn't "spread."
like she had done.
i didn't do the main--
it was just a--
Like, a supplement.
i wasn't--I did the, um,
playboy book of lingerie.
- it's clothed.
- what?
- lingerie? I thought
the whole point of playboy
was no lingerie.
- I mean, okay, we
got into this conversation
how I posed for playboy too,
but I was in my early 20s.
it wasn't coming off
of a big murder trial
that my girlfriend
was killed!
you know, that's
just a whole different--
i can't--those kind of people
I don't understand
and I don't want
to associate with.
i don't like their energy,
i think
they're toxic people,
and I have
no respect for anybody
that does
something like that.
- [giggles]
- the medium was
really enjoying herself,
because I saw her down, I think,
two or three cocktails.
and these were
very strong cocktails.
i actually took two sips
and I was, like, "wow."
- allison, yeah, she was
knocking back the witches' brew.
- [giggles]
- [giggles]
- I'm not sure
why you'd invite somebody
who you know hits below
the belt after a few martinis,
and then serve them drinks in
something I can take a bath in.
- it looked
much bigger on-camera
than it does in person.
[chuckles]
- cheers.
- aah!
- and then allison dubois
pulls out
this electronic cigarette.
i think it's, like, a prop
from some movie or something.
- and she was, like...
[inhales]
[exhales]
- my god, how obnoxious.
- her vaporizer
cigarette that was--
i guess that's so
you don't inhale the smoke.
you're just
inhaling the vapor.
good for allison.
she didn't wanna sit at
my dinner table blowing smoke.
- but I think
that one person here
is interested in
having an experience.
i know that--that--
I mean, lisa is dying--
- lisa,
I think you're the one.
- lisa is dying to have one.
- okay, well,
i'll make you dinner,
but I don't want to know
if my husband's cheating on me,
just for the record.
but I will make you dinner.
[giggles]
- I had brought allison
basically as a guest.
and...
i didn't want her
to feel like
she had to perform
for anybody that night.
- allison,
do you kind of feel
like people have
passed around?
- I definitely make sure
with people who died--
like, if I'm at
a dinner party with y'all,
they got
to take a second chair,
because you are the ones
that I'm focused on.
but I head tap people too.
So I pull thoughts.
- if allison only knew
what I was thinking.
- the thoughts she would've
pulled from my head that night
was "get me
the hell out of here."
but, like, I'll be able to,
like, tap into somebody
and be, like,
"she has father issues.
"her mother kept
her mouth closed.
"didn't stand up
to the father.
"that's why
she has mother issues
and the daddy issues.
Daddy was, like, never there."
and so I start pulling
that information.
- are you head tapping me now?
- No.
not exactly.
- Oh, go on.
- everybody wanted
her to perform a reading.
and you know, she's
coming to somebody's home
for a dinner party, she's
not coming to be the show pony.
- don't think
i'm doing this to you ladies
'cause we're having
a girls' night, and I respect.
- and we respect you
because you want to
have your girls' night too.
exactly.
- Can't you do something?
- I think I've been having
a great conversation with y'all.
- no, but I mean, can't you--
Is my grandmother here?
i mean,
to me it's like a doctor
at a dinner party.
you're always like
"oh, can you tell me
what's wrong with me here?"
so naturally
i'm going to ask her
about her chosen profession.
- the fact that you would
even ask that would offend her.
- offend who?
- Your grandmother.
- no, she's very liberal,
very open-minded.
- it's not about politics.
it's about you knowing inside
that she'd be with you.
that's why
she'd be offended.
- doesn't
even make any sense.
like, lisa cannot see and
communicate with dead people.
so wouldn't
her grandmother know that
and be like, "i totally get
why you're asking?"
- yeah, but I don't know
she is with me.
- I hear
what you're saying.
you're thinking,
i'm feeling.
that's how we're different.
You overthink everything.
because it's
too hard to feel it.
- [bleep].
anybody that knows me
knows that's not true.
yeah, but I've looked
for her since she's died.
- I understand.
- Every day I look for her.
- but she's the mother
that raised you--
or was the mother that
you needed, and so do you.
you're blocked by pain
because you need her.
- as soon as
she said she raised me,
i kind of lost interest
because my grandmother didn't.
- I believe
you are very generous,
but at the same time
you're generous
with physical, living...
Properties.
- I could've loved my--
- I think you dole
your emotions out carefully.
- No.
- well...
[giggles]
- lisa's reading sounded like
a canned statement.
i think lisa was
a little offended by that.
and rightfully so.
- anybody that knows me
knows even though I'm english,
i really am very
in touch with my emotions.
i laugh, I cry, I...
And so, to me,
i felt that I was kind
of taking a bit of a low blow.
- I was studied by a scientist
for several years
and on oprah in front
of 70 million people.
i'm kind of like a drug.
once you get one,
you want it again.
- ooh.
- Ooh.
- I'm just--i'm just
putting it out there.
i'm just being honest.
- you know, I
don't know if allison was
there for entertainment,
to--you know, she
does have that personality
that can just...
[inhales]
stir things up.
- you know what,
I hate to say it,
but if we're
having a girls' night,
i'm off the clock.
- we're just curious.
it's not any fun to me
unless you
show me what you can do.
she's off the clock.
maybe I should
whip out my credit card.
- [giggles]
- should I do that,
and say, "how about now?
can I ask you a question now?"
- funny.
- I felt that the girls kept
taunting her
and pushing her to read,
and I think that's
disrespectful to my guest.
- don't tempt me.
Really.
- ooh!
- who were you looking at
when you said that?
- you know what?
- Touche, baby.
- coming up...
- what does that mean?
"don't tempt me."
- when somebody's
husband's cheating on them
or something,
she'll know.
- allison, are there
any dead people here tonight?
- don't tempt me.
Really.
- ooh.
- who are you looking at
when you say that?
- touche, baby.
- what does that mean?
"don't tempt me."
- I thought, "oh, no.
No, don't, kyle. Save yourself.
i'm telling you. I feel this
is not a good situation."
- don't get me started.
- be honest.
Do you really want to go there?
'cause she might pull stuff
that some people
want not want to hear.
- you know, it's best for her
to perform a reading
one-on-one because a lot
of personal stuff comes up.
so if somebody's husband's
cheating on them or something,
she'll know it.
- if she was so psychic,
how come she didn't see that--
what kelsey was doing
to camille as we sat there?
- well, couldn't you
just tell us stuff
without telling us
anything scary?
- something that's not scary?
Oh, my god.
but what I want to tell you
might be irritating to you.
- tell me. I don't care.
- just say it. Just say it.
- I don't care.
- she's fine.
- Okay. Okay.
have you
been married twice?
- uh-huh.
- Oh.
- well, then that's
the last one you have.
i guess that's good news.
[laughs]
i was thinking she was going
to have to get married again.
which meaning
you'd have a divorce.
- if my husband ever leaves me,
i'm going with him.
- he will never
emotionally fulfill you.
ever.
Know that.
- oh, my gosh.
here we go.
i was waiting for kyle
to fly across the table.
- I disagree, I disagree.
- Wow.
- who is she talking to
about this?
like, who is the person
on the other side?
the dead person who
has so much information
about their
emotional fulfillment?
- that one sentence
pissed me off
more than almost anything.
- he will never
emotionally fulfill you.
ever.
Know that.
- know that.
- know, this one.
he will never
emotionally fulfill you,
but you will stay with him
and he will take care of you.
as soon as the kids
are bigger,
you'll have
nothing in common.
- what are
you talking about?
have you seen my husband?
i mean, hello.
please.
- I disagree.
- I don't know.
i don't know about that.
i don't think anybody
deserves to hear that.
but she pushed for it.
- wait a second.
- No, no, it's okay.
- but what I do,
people don't see.
- no, I know, I know that.
- They don't see it.
and then it happens, and
they're like "oh, my god."
- no, I understand that.
- I don't know if it was
because she'd
had a couple of drinks,
but when you're predicting
that somebody's husband
is fooling around on them
and you're
sitting right next to
the person who's
husband's fooling around
is like, ugh, come on.
- I don't see that,
though.
i think that maybe allison
was getting a read
on kelsey and I's
marriage coming to a close.
because I'm
sitting right next to her.
- there's gonna be
a division that occurs.
i wish allison,
if she did feel something,
she would've told me.
- anything else?
- make sure
that you put the walls down
for other females
coming into the life.
i feel like you talk to males
more easily than females.
- that's me.
- I think you're mixing
her up with kyle.
- that's me.
- that's--
Yeah, maybe--I am--
i am much more
a girl's girl.
- I am definitely
more comfortable around men.
- I am too.
- I just don't.
- I feel also women
are very catty to me.
women have always
been really catty.
- they always will be.
They always will be.
- I know that.
So I've always been guarded.
- well, of course people
are catty with camille,
otherwise you
cannot be around her.
- girls are
very catty with her.
and insecure.
- in new york.
- That's why we had an issue.
- oh, no.
Not new york.
- maybe you were
more defensive and I was...
- yeah, that could be it.
- Know what I mean?
- maybe I felt
I had to be defensive.
- you're offensive.
- any issues that
came about in new york
was no ill--no.
no--I had no ill intentions.
- I think--I guess
it was a misunderstanding.
she knows nothing.
i didn't tell you
anything about it, did i?
- no, you hesitated.
- I just said
"i'm not going
to say anything.
before she got here,
I said "i don't--
i'm not going to
say anything"
'cause I don't want it
to feel--
- that's hard for me
to believe, honestly.
the reality--
The reality of it--
and I am like,
honest girl beyond belief.
- that's dismissing
what I'm saying.
- I thought, "here we go."
[chatter overlapping]
- oh, okay, now
I know why faye's here.
got it.
i don't think anybody should
come into anybody's home
and accuse them of lying.
Faye hit way below the belt.
- I had to call
bull[bleep], honestly.
it just did
not make sense to me.
- by you saying that is saying
that I'm not telling the truth.
- girlfriends tell each other
what's really going on.
kyle tells me
what's happening in her life.
and if you
were her good girlfriend,
you would know
what's happening in her life.
- so you're saying
we're not good girlfriends
because she didn't
tell me what was
happening in new york?
- My psychic abilities
tells me no.
- I know my girlfriend,
allison's personality.
and I felt like
she was getting pushed.
and faye resnick
questioned the validity
of her gifts and talent.
that would upset anybody.
- I know more
than you think I know.
- if she needs my help
she will tell me.
she doesn't rely on me,
she can fight her own battles.
if she can't
fight her own battles
and you have to be there,
so be it.
but don't say
i'm not there for camille.
- did you come here
to defend kyle?
is that why
you came here, faye?
- no, I came here to be
with my girlfriend.
- did you come here--
no, I don't think so
at this point.
i think--
- Why? Why?
- why? Because
the way you're talking
sounds like she's cued you in,
and you came to defend her.
- no, no, no.
We all have--
let's just get honest.
- yeah, that's
what I'm asking you.
- you remind me
of a cheerleader.
- ooh, that was so--
- I just think it's time--
- this is such a hypocritical
statement.
- that is so rich.
- oh, my god, that's bad news.
- That's not true.
- I felt like
we were being ambushed.
and faye certainly felt
like we were being ambushed,
so she
also got very defensive.
- okay, I...
- You're used to that.
- all I know is there was
an attack made on my friend.
- wait a second.
Attack?
wait a second. Wait a second.
Wait a second.
- let's not go backwards.
- did I think it was a setup?
Absolutely.
yeah. I thought faye was there
to be kyle's wingman.
- if she chooses to
speak up and say something,
she can.
- Wow.
for her to bring
in faye resnick to come
as her mouthpiece...
i mean, kyle doesn't
even need a mouthpiece,
she's a mouth all on her own.
but to bring her,
i must be
one hell of a powerful person.
[giggles]
- let's not go backwards.
- camille,
that's the way she sees it.
please,
we don't have to go--
- how did I attack you?
i was at the table--
- let's not
head backwards, please.
- faye, you weren't there.
d.d. Was in new york,
so she knows what happened.
- but she doesn't know
the back-story, camille.
- did I attack kyle?
- No.
honestly, I walked in
and all I saw was--
- of course, because,
camille,
you sat there
the entire night like this,
you know, with
your hand there like that.
- but that's who I am,
kyle.
- no, that's
not who you are, camille.
that's who
you are pretending to be.
- coming up...
- one of them will kill
the other to feed their young,
if they don't eat their young.
That's those women.
- she's not pretending
to be that, that's who she is.
- oh, allison,
i'm not talking to you.
- Oh, but I'm talking to you.
- I'm not talking to you.
- But I'm talking to you.
- excuse me,
you're boring me.
- allison was standing up
for me.
and I--listen,
i'm glad because she's--
out of all the girls
that are there,
she's the only one
that stood up for me.
- camille, I was having
a conversation with you.
- you are entirely washed up.
Enjoy your life.
- I came here
bringing allison
'cause allison's
for interesting conversation.
it was for
interesting conversation--
- we're not allowed
to talk to her about it
'cause she's now
"off the clock."
- you're not hiring me.
I'm a dinner guest.
i was being polite.
when y'all were irritating me,
I appeased you.
be clear on that.
i have books
written on me and by me,
and a television show
is based on my life.
- darling--
- So if you can just,
like, take a flying leap.
- could you believe that
was happening in beverly hills?
we don't do things
like that at dinner parties.
- you are. You are.
- I'm so bored
with this conversation.
- then leave.
- I'm totally over it.
- then leave.
If you're over it, then leave.
- allison, you leave.
- Walk.
you've got two legs
the last time we checked.
- ooh.
- [Gasps]
- what is
that supposed to mean?
now does she have
these, like, dead people
who can chop your legs off
underneath the dinner table
without you knowing it?
- is she
about to take one off?
is that what you do
is just attack people?
and then when they get real,
you just, like, become even--
- that is so rich
coming from somebody
that came here
to stir up [bleep].
- allison,
you've been sitting here
with a weird
attitude all night.
- a weird attitude all night?
Wow.
then why were you talking
to me so much?
- I was curious about you.
- well, you know what,
you are not
interesting to me at all.
- well, you're not
to me either.
- so you continue
being interested by me.
that's awesome.
You have two legs too.
they can walk.
- Eew.
what is this?
This what she does?
is this what you do?
- I felt that
it started out positive
and it went down in flames.
- oh, this is ridiculous.
- I just felt like it wasn't
really worth my time
to get involved
with this petty nonsense.
[overlapping chatter]
- ew!
Who are you?
- allison, all I care--
let me tell you something
right now.
all of this
is unimportant to me.
i have four
beautiful children.
look how she turns
her head like this.
what, are we
in elementary school?
- allison was...
[inhales]
[whispers]
puffing away.
- I had also heard
that things were said
at the airport.
- and that's when
I came to you and I said
to you, "where did this
all come from?"
and you said, "taylor,
you were telling me--"
- I wasn't telling you anything.
You were baiting me.
- I wasn't baiting.
- You were 100% baiting me.
i wasn't there.
- All of the sudden,
i hear kim and taylor
fighting again.
what is this,
contagious?
i saw you--
- Please.
do me a favor and don't.
- Do me a favor.
[overlapping arguments]
- this is all
[bleep] to me, okay?
- I feel like
the dinner table was
just a swirling tornado.
you need to stand up
and say, "stop."
- why don't you stand up
and say "stop"?
- I can't stop you,
because you're off
your [bleep] rocker.
- oh, really?
- That's the problem with you.
- oh, that's
what I think about you.
- okay, enough.
Girls, enough. Enough.
- why don't you go blow up
your lips some more?
- enough! Enough!
Enough. Enough.
we're not doing this
anymore.
i'm not having this anymore.
Enough.
get up.
- I was surprised
that taylor stepped up.
i wish she could do that
a little bit
more with her husband.
you know,
that kind of conviction
would be
great in her marriage.
- these are not
the ladies that we are.
enough.
- I don't get it.
I've never had a problem
like this
with a woman in my life.
I don't get it.
- I don't have a problem
with you, kyle.
that's the whole thing.
I--I just...
well, after new york,
I kind of felt bad.
you did call me
a delusional bitch.
there's got to be something
else going on with her
that maybe she
doesn't even know or realize.
i honestly think
it's jealousy.
i think there's
some kind of jealousy there.
i mean, I hate to say that.
I hate saying that.
but I think that
it's a big part of this.
- I would not wanna
trade places with camille
for anything.
I really wouldn't.
i love my husband,
I have amazing children,
i'm not jealous of camille,
let me just say.
camille,
if someone says to you
"is kelsey going with you
to hawaii?"
and you say "no"
and then you hear
"who wants you without kelsey?"
then that's delusional.
- that is
a [bleep] up thing to say.
that's
a [bleep] up thing to say.
- we can't go
down that road again.
- she's can't say
what camille thought.
she doesn't know that.
She's not camille.
- I'm not talking to you,
allison.
- oh, you are
'cause you're looking at me.
- get over it. Go.
Whatever.
smoke your electronic cigarette
and drink your martini.
i'm talking to camille.
there were so many comments
flying out of allison's mouth,
they were like daggers.
And I was just like...
like, trying to
dodge each little thing.
- you said that.
- No. No, you heard that.
you heard that.
- You said that.
if she says you said that,
you said that.
- oh, really?
- you save your stories
and you tweak them.
- no you just lost
all credibility.
- all right.
- All credibility.
- I could give a [bleep]
with you, really.
- it's one thing for us
if we're dealing
with a situation.
- I could give a [bleep].
- you as a psychic says
"oh, you said that
because camille said so."
oh, that's very profound.
- you're nothing.
- You're done.
- you've done nothing.
You're nothing.
- allison, that's okay.
- You've done nothing.
there's certain things
that I'm not gonna say
to these women.
i didn't want
to engage in an argument.
i don't wanna come across
as that kind of person.
and thank god
for allison to be there
and say,
"no, you're wrong."
you know, I'm gonna
stand up for my friend
and you can't say that.
- Allison, that's okay.
- you've done nothing.
- Allison, shh.
- she's such a bitch.
- Let's go, guys.
come on. Come on.
- the hand gestures.
What was that?
i mean,
to me, that was like
something you would
see a truck driver do.
that was trailer park stuff.
who raised you?
- my dad
said, "live life large
and make no apologies
for who you are."
[bleep] them.
- Allison--
- I don't give a [bleep]
what she thinks about me.
she can [bleep] off.
i can--I can tell you
when she will die
and what will happen
to her family.
i love that about me.
- [Awkward giggles]
- I--i'm really upset
with the way you--
- no, I'm upset with you.
- I'm upset with you.
taylor and I just--
when there's conflict,
just seem to, like,
look at each other
and it's, like, "meow."
- she stressed me out
so badly.
- me too.
That's how it started tonight.
- ugh.
- thank you for having us.
Um--oh, god.
- watch--watch your step.
- oh.
- kim, she's
gotta fight with somebody.
so it's gonna be me,
I guess.
- we already have something
going on with camille.
and then you guys start--
I don't understand this.
- she brought up the word
"insecure," and she said--
and you said you
brought it up in the airport.
- if I'm already having
a problem with camille,
and there's already
problems and fighting,
why do you bring that up?
- I didn't bring it up.
- In new york, you did.
- oh, my god!
- We're having a horrible night,
we're having
all this fighting.
all of the sudden,
you decide to attack taylor
out of the blue?
this is just
adding fuel to the fire.
put your gasoline
and matches away.
flippin' haunted house
at disneyland.
i just want
to get out of here.
i cannot
deal with this crap.
- I mean, it was a few clowns
short of a circus.
- I was hoping that taylor
would come to my defense.
taylor had befriended me
over the course of
the last several weeks.
and she's been a good
source of information for me.
- you wanna just
hang out with me, honey?
- yeah.
I'm here with you.
how was it--
How was the flight over?
- what did you say
to camille
up in that penthouse
in new york?
- [laughing]
- don't laugh, I want to know.
camille asked me
in the bathroom,
"how was your trip
in with the other girls?"
- did anybody at this table
talk
after we all left her?
- she warned me about
what was going down in new york
before it happened.
she said they're
gonna team up, basically.
she said,
"they're ganging up on you."
- in biology, like,
carnivores turn on each other.
can't we, like, say you're sick,
and pull you out of the mix,
and let them turn on each other,
and see who dies?
'cause one of them will
kill the other
to feed their young--
If they don't eat their young.
that's those women.
Crazy scary.
- oh.
- Camille...
- she's ballsy, this one.
- Don't apologize.
- kyle's a little bitch.
she's a little bitch.
She is.
she's the ringleader.
she's all, "yap, yap,
yap, yap, yap."
kyle was every girl
at a high school
that made
somebody kill themselves.
she's that chick.
she's that--
No, she's that girl
that's so mean
and profoundly bankrupt--
- yeah, no, I think
she's morally bankrupt.
- I almost shoved this
up her [bleep] ass
just to prove a point.
except I think she'd need
a bigger one than this
to even feel it.
- oh!
[giggles]
- oh, yeah, I went there.
- [laughs]
you don't want to go
there anymore.
- girl, bitch is a one-syllable
word for a reason.
it's all they understand.
- the only mean girl
that was there
was allison.
how obnoxious,
and how horrible,
and how
absolutely distasteful.
- you started this!
- What?
- wait!
Now she's--
- new york was worse.
- let me
just say this, okay?
- yeah.
- It may seem like a--
- the sprinkler's coming on.
[overlapping exclamations]
- did she turn them on?
Did she turn them on?
- the psychic turned them on.
[laughter]
- so weird.
The whole situation.
- she came into my home
and verbally assaulted me.
- forget her.
- Um, you know,
fool me once, shame on--
You know, what is it?
- we're the
only sane people in here.
you and I need to stick
together, okay?
- we're gonna ride in one car
and you can take this car
because I can't--
i don't want to go out of
the way, and this and that.
i just want to get home now.
- Oh, that's good,
all you ride together,
and talk about--
- I'm sorry, but
you're neighbors with camille.
- do I have any intentions
of being their friends?
no.
- Their friends?
they can't
even spell "friends."
- f-r-i-e-n-d-s.
Did I get it?
- how about "crazy?"
c-r-a-z-y.
- can I just say this?
if any of their children
disappeared,
they wouldn't be, like,
"you were wrong."
they'd be, like,
"can you help--"
[bleep] them.
- the bottom line is
they were just throwing
whatever they could
up to a wall--
- garbage of
rubies and diamonds.
they are
a garbage bin of jewels.
lucifer has many faces.
- [giggles]
- you don't talk to somebody
like that in their own home.
i'm from arizona,
I mean, it's totally different.
but even here,
ladies and the codes
of what they claim to be,
ladies...
- well, I don't
think they are what they...
- they're not ladies.
- No.
- they're shady ladies.
but aside from that...
- Honestly,
i would've thought they
would've been a lot classier.
- them?
You thought they'd be classier?
- no, I agree.
- No, it is a slight against me.
- I thought taylor
was your friend.
but she's not your friend.
- She's a sacrificial lamb.
that's not okay.
- No, she's not your friend.
- kyle's an angry bitch.
she just is.
that's all she will be.
Know that.
i can't even
call her an alpha-bitch
'cause I don't
respect her enough.
she was just a bitch,
you know?
- she does call me a liar.
what's with this "oh,
you pretend to be all nice"?
- but that's who I am,
kyle.
- no, that's
not who you are, camille.
that's who you
are pretending to be.
- she backtracks.
She should've been a lawyer.
like, she,
like, makes an argument
and then, like, goes
against it, and then, like,
goes against her own argument.
It's like, that's interesting,
but I profile serial killers--
You're very weak.
i mean, she's very weak.
like, when she gets to
the end of her life,
she's not gonna
look at it and say,
"oh, I did a good job, like,
defiling and irritating
everybody I knew."
She'll be like,
"wow, nobody cares
where I am now. That sucks."
- well...
- I think you're more on
to her personal life
with her husband
than she wants to accept
and she was even willing
to accept it.
- he loves his nannies.
You can't fault him.
she's an icy bitch.
- [giggles]
he loves more
than his nannies.
- oh, you guys.
- I just--but--
[laughter]
he loves women in general.
Let's just say that.
- let's be nice.
- I'm not saying
he's cheating on her.
- girl, I didn't say
you said that at all.
- the thing
that upset me the most
was knowing that they
were trying to insinuate
it was something
with my husband.
saying that
he liked the nannies.
we don't
even have any nannies.
- isn't this delicious?
- that was definitely
planned and set-up
to make
my husband look bad.
he was upset, I was upset.
- I just know that
he really loves women.
- it was terrible.
- coming up...
- I saw internet pictures
of her with her legs spread.
- who?
- Who?
- they all left and
went in one car,
and left me
to go home by myself.
[phone ringing]
- I missed the part of...
- It's kim.
- what she said
about you and lisa.
[phone ringing]
- well, that girl--
That woman was very strange.
she was really strange.
- I felt like I was
in the house of horrors.
- [sigh]
[phone ringing]
- I was really
frustrated with kim
because she did not
have my back and she knew that.
- so who wants to go
to the beverly hills hotel
polo lounge--
- Whoo-hoo!
- polo lounge?
- Polo lounge.
- yes.
[phone ringing]
- I saw internet pictures
of her with her legs spread.
- who?
- Who?
- camille.
i was just pulling up
all of these crazy things,
and this photograph
that I saw was so obnoxious.
about she was saying
she was a lingerie model.
- she was in playboy.
- Yeah, she was in playboy.
- really? Oh, good.
- Yeah.
- no, I don't know,
i'm saying wasn't she?
- how do you zoom out--
- [Gasp]
- so you can see the face?
- can I ask a question?
- What is that?
what is that?
I can't see that.
what is that?
- that's her--that's--
- Lisa, stop.
- let me have a look.
- Lisa, stop.
- let me have a look.
- Hold on, hold on.
- after I left her house,
she was fair game.
and I mean fair game.
- [giggles]
- let's have a look again.
- no, hold on.
- [Giggles]
- faye,
when was that taken?
- well, she said '93,
didn't she--or '94?
- what--you think
she talked about this?
- she did!
She said she was a model for--
no, well, I--it looks
like the porn adult business.
- why would
you keep naked pictures
of somebody you knew
in an email?
like, that's kinda creepy.
i felt like
it was a set-up.
it happened right
after my dinner party,
and the pictures just
appeared on kyle's cell phone
or faye's cell phone?
Come on, girls.
you're better than that.
- kelsey would've
kicked them out of the house.
he would've kicked them out--
- No, he wouldn't.
- kelsey
wouldn't have taken that,
especially with you.
- Mm-mmm.
he would've
said, "get out now."
i tried to kick them out
in a subtle tone
and they didn't leave.
and I'm like,
"then [bleep] leave."
- thank you.
- He's not here.
- mm-hmm.
- I know it wasn't popular
that I said it, but...
- Mm-hmm.
- I don't mean me, but
you gotta have somebody else
to have the other side, because
it's always gonna be this.
- no, I agree with you.
i have been friends
with her for 20 years.
camille can handle herself.
- I can handle myself.
The only thing is...
- no, camille can't
fight her own battles.
kelsey could kick
their teeth out, and would.
- yeah,
but camille is fine.
- but camille--
But camille's a sweetie.
she's an angel.
- She is, she is a sweetie.
- angels don't fight battles.
Not angels like you.
- aw, thank you.
- But don't apologize to her.
- here's the thing,
i'm trying to make peace--
- you redefine boundaries.
you tell them
they're full of [bleep].
- I agree.
- If you had a gun on your hip,
and they all did, it
would've been a different play.
- all I know is this,
i feel like
I was so set-up tonight.
- kyle set that up.
- She set it up.
- totally.
- Because kyle brought faye.
- kyle is a conspirator.
- Yeah, I noticed that.
- know that.
- thank god,
oh, my god, oh, my god.
dear god,
this is not good.
- where did it come from?
- I mean,
that's not lingerie.
there's no lingerie there.
- I don't--I can't tell.
- seriously?
- Are you kidding me?
that doesn't
look like her face?
- well, I've never
seen her from that angle.
[laughter]
- I like--there's
no face there, except--
- oh, my god.
- Sunglasses, friends.
- she was in playboy.
'cause she said.
- well,
what's wrong with playboy?
but that's a little bit
stronger than...
- that's not playboy.
That's not playboy, I agree.
- she can spin her web of
that she's right tonight,
but she's gonna have to
live the rest of her life out,
and I know what it is.
- she loves that cigarette.
she really likes that.
- oooh.
- to learn more
about the housewives
you'd seen it all...
- enough!
- the real housewives
of beverly hills
are back at the dinner table.
- this is all
bull[bleep] to me.
- but that's who I am, kyle.
- no, that's not
who you are, camille,
that's who you
are pretending to be.
- this is
the dinner party from hell
with all new
interviews and footage
the housewives
never wanted you to see.
- I tried to kick them out
in a subtle tone
and they didn't leave,
and I'm like,
"then [bleep] leave."
- I saw internet pictures
of her with her legs spread.
- one of them will kill
the other to feed their young.
- [gasp]
what is that?
- is that a knee?
- Oh!
- lucifer has many faces.
- wow, I've never
seen her from that angle.
[laughter]
- hold onto
your crystal balls
and grab
your electric cigarette,
you're invited back
to the table
at the most outrageous dinner
in housewives history.
bet allison
didn't see this coming.
[upbeat music]
- okay, enough.
Girls, enough.
enough, enough, enough!
♪♪ ♪♪
- I mean, it's a few
clowns short of a circus.
♪♪ ♪♪
- the medium, I saw her down
I think two or three cocktails.
♪♪ ♪♪
- why don't you go
blow up your lips some more?
♪♪ ♪♪
- this is all bull[bleep]
to me, okay?
♪♪ ♪♪
- she posed naked in playboy
after the oj trial.
♪♪ ♪♪
- so you're ready
for a cocktail as well?
- oh, I am so ready
for a cocktail.
- I waited until I got here.
- I know. I got your text.
- get yourself all nice
and ready.
- we're prepared.
- Yeah.
- I like allison because
she shoots
straight from the hip.
no bull[bleep].
- so do you
wanna have a cocktail?
- absolutely.
- Yeah.
- when I invited allison,
there was absolutely no set-up.
and I thought the girls would
enjoy meeting her
because she's
got a great personality.
- thank you.
At some point we'll need
somebody
to carry those for us.
- okay, I'm leaving.
- bye, girls.
- Alexia, text in with me
and check.
- I will!
- I just
had this feeling that,
hmm, this could be
not a good situation.
so having faye there,
i thought
"okay, I should be safe. "
hmm, who knew?
[chuckles]
whoo-hoo-hoo.
Hi, how are you?
- kyle told me
every last bit
of what happened in new york.
She told me everything.
in my opinion, I think
actually camille is sick.
i think
she needs treatment.
- kyle had asked me if
it was okay to bring a friend.
and she didn't--on
the phone when she had asked,
she didn't say who it was.
so I didn't know who it was,
basically, until she got here.
- oh, nice.
- it's good luck.
- What happened?
- I thought he
slammed it in the door.
can you imagine getting
killed by a strand of pearls?
- actually...yes.
[laughing]
- that's okay.
- If they're real.
- there are worse ways
of getting killed.
- [laughing]
- one of the girls
who's gonna be there tonight,
the show medium
is based around her.
camille said the more a--
More she drinks,
the more likely she is
to have a--a feeling.
- my girlfriend allison
does like to drink.
she enjoys a cocktail.
and when she has
too many, she may...
hit below the belt a bit.
- here. Cheers.
- Cheers.
- here's to old friends
and new friends.
- I know. My new friends
that you'll meet tonight.
- and new friends that may
end up being old friends.
- oh, yes, they're ready.
some of them
are out the door already.
[laughter]
by choice. My choice.
But...
- wow.
- I hadn't any idea
that she did playboy.
- I'm so scared.
What?
[giggles]
- the chatter is all around
about...
- She did something playboy.
- right. But somebody showed--
Sent me a photograph.
and it did not
look like a playboy shot.
it looked
more like a porn shot.
- what do you know that
I don't know?
- I don't know.
what do you know that
I don't know?
- I'm not
saying anything more.
- I knew everything
about camille's past.
i knew she
was an exotic dancer,
i knew she had
done two soft pornos,
i had known
she had done playboy.
- mm-mm.
- and I just don't
understand what's going on
and why she
would do this to you.
- just make your
own judgment, you know,
you look tonight
and tell me what you think.
- adrienne.
- Yes?
- are you prepared?
- There's no way things
are gonna go awry
with adrienne in tow.
- no, I know.
- On the way to camille's house,
i absolutely was nervous
that we were gonna have tension.
but I thought, "oh, we'll
definitely behave like ladies
considering there
will be other people there."
[giggles]
- we still have horses.
Yeah.
we bring our horses here
once in a while.
- oh, look,
your friends are here.
- hi, guys!
- this is stunning. Wow.
- thank you so much
for coming.
mwah. Mwah.
- I can see why you never leave.
It's so gorgeous.
mwah. Mwah.
i haven't seen you
in so long.
- this is allison dubois.
This is lisa.
it's my girlfriend
adrienne.
- hi, nice to meet you.
- And this is taylor.
- when we walked in
and met allison,
i could feel her
really sizing us up.
she was
looking us up and down,
and kind of
scanning each of us.
and I felt like I was getting
sized up for an attack.
- I also felt like I wanted
to buy her a new cardigan.
- you know that show
medium on tv...
- yeah, I've never seen it.
- Yeah, that's her.
it's about her.
- It's about you,
or you're in it?
- It's based on her life.
- patricia arquette plays me.
- Oh.
- so you consult on it?
- Yes.
but I have
this whole other life
of actually having a job--
Like doing something real.
and profiling serial killers.
- Oh, really?
- but the show
is a nice addition.
it shows people what I do.
- oh, gosh,
I must watch it.
oops!
It's been cancelled.
where's kyle? I've bet
they've gone somewhere else.
- they're always late.
- They've chickened out.
- as soon as I knew
camille had two friends,
you better believe
I was happy
that I had
faye coming with me.
- I felt like I was
walking into the lion's den.
camille asked allison and d.d.
To come in for the kill.
- hi.
- Hey, kim.
thank you for coming.
- Thank you.
- it's so good to see you.
- Your house is beautiful.
- thank you. Kyle.
- Hi.
how are you?
- Thank you so much for coming.
- thank you for having me.
here's a little something
for having us here.
- thank you.
- Thank you.
- I was a little
uncomfortable going there.
i just kept thinking this does
not feel like a genuine
let's-get-together-and-
Smooth-things-over situation.
- faye, camille grammer.
- Nice to meet you.
- beautiful property.
- Welcome to my house.
- thank you.
- Thank you for coming.
- very sweet.
- faye resnick came
into my home and shook my hand.
i knew immediately
what she was there for.
i felt her energy,
I didn't feel she was sincere,
and I think her intention was
she was ready to attack.
seriously, so thank you
for taking the driver.
- camille's cocktail
was like a bowl of soup.
it was huge.
yummy.
And I took a couple of sips,
and it was obviously designed
to kind of blow your socks off.
- these are ginormous.
- cheers.
[giggles]
- I was excited
to meet the medium.
i can't wait to see,
you know, what turns up.
- she doesn't do readings,
she's a medium,
so she kind of...
- She sees things.
and if she sees something,
then she'll tell you.
- I'm so rude
because I don't know
if she's here
to relax, or...
- I don't think
she's working.
- I don't
think so either.
- okay, let's
put her to the test.
- let's do it.
- Let's give her a workout.
- [giggles]
- okay, I think
we're gonna make our way
over to the dining room.
- I hope they
bring the pitcher for us.
we're having
a girl's night, right?
- I know, cheers, yeah.
- [Laughing]
- my two guests of honor,
sit here.
but you're all
my guests of honor.
but I'm gonna have d.d.
And allison sit next to me.
and then you guys sit
wherever you want.
- cheers, everybody.
[overlapping chatter]
- when we first showed up,
we were actually intrigued
by the fact that
there was a psychic there.
- she was a bit odd.
and I could tell that she
had an awkward energy toward us.
- the flowers are amazing.
- Thank you.
- you did a great job
with the flowers.
- cheers.
- what are you drinking?
- [giggles]
- I've had,
like, four cokes.
- you've had four cokes
and you're looking that happy?
- [giggles]
I guess.
- I beg to differ, ma'am.
- yeah, I'm not...
- Really?
- no, not usually.
[giggles]
- but you're a lot of fun.
- I am.
- yeah, you are.
- I have a lot of fun.
- I think I like you.
- I like you too.
i like your energy,
I like your vibe.
so, you know...yeah.
- but I am making sure
that the elixir
that they mixed for
us tonight--
- can you just make sure
it's all right for everybody?
- girl, I think
I've tested it enough
to make sure
that it's tried and true.
- I have a feeling
you've tested enough.
- I had no idea
what was about to transpire.
- it's saturday.
And see, I'm still young,
so when saturday hits,
I get all excited.
and I'm, like, "yeah.
What are we gonna do," right?
and that part of me
still comes out.
and it's a girls' night.
so we're not supposed
to be good.
we're supposed to be
really, really bad
in a controlled setting.
life is so
crippling sometimes.
it's nice to actually
be in control
of your annihilation.
- in control
of your annihilation?
is she about
to annihilate me?
- [giggles]
- coming up...
- allison,
is my grandmother here?
- the fact that
you would even ask that
would offend her.
[indistinct chatter]
- my angel of mercy.
[laughter]
- I actually sat next
to allison,
who happens
to be the medium.
and, of course,
when I first met her,
i thought
she was a little strange.
- I always say
i'm a secretary to the dead.
i'm a glorified sec--i
take notes, and I pass them on.
- that's amazing.
But I guess
if you're talking
to dead people you would be.
- so now,
how do you know faye?
and who is faye?
i know--I mean, this is--
I know she looks familiar.
but I don't know
who faye is.
- she's a very close
family friend.
i consider her like a sister.
- Oh, that's nice.
and you
know how I know her?
i saw her naked
in playboy.
that's how I know faye.
- "oh...faye...
[sigh]
i just realized,"
like she just opened up
a magazine last week
and happened to see it.
- she posed naked in playboy
after the o.j. Trial.
that's her.
and I thought
you looked amazing.
- thank you.
- I recognized
during the dinner--
it was the hair.
I think it's the extensions
and the blown up fake lips.
But, um...
and then I realized,
"oh, my god, that's who it is.
it's faye resnick."
the morally corrupt
faye resnick.
- how rude.
i mean, how can you
say something like that?
how can you be so
judgmental, with your past?
- I felt like
I was blind sighted.
it was, like,
an unprovoked attack
that came out of nowhere.
I loved it.
and I have to say
that I loved your spread.
- literally.
[laughter]
i didn't spread.
- No, you didn't.
- I just wanted
to just, like, stop.
what?
What is happening here?
let's talk about
the fact that, you know,
you are living in
a glass house, woman.
but I controlled myself.
- camille...
didn't you do playboy?
- yes.
- You did.
when did you do playboy?
- Years ago.
that's when I met kelsey.
- I felt like camille
had planned it out
to say that
to faye all along.
so as soon as she
said that, I thought,
"you know what,
i'm gonna have to remind you
that you did the same.
And more."
- the reality, camille,
is, you know, I did playboy,
but I didn't "spread."
like she had done.
i didn't do the main--
it was just a--
Like, a supplement.
i wasn't--I did the, um,
playboy book of lingerie.
- it's clothed.
- what?
- lingerie? I thought
the whole point of playboy
was no lingerie.
- I mean, okay, we
got into this conversation
how I posed for playboy too,
but I was in my early 20s.
it wasn't coming off
of a big murder trial
that my girlfriend
was killed!
you know, that's
just a whole different--
i can't--those kind of people
I don't understand
and I don't want
to associate with.
i don't like their energy,
i think
they're toxic people,
and I have
no respect for anybody
that does
something like that.
- [giggles]
- the medium was
really enjoying herself,
because I saw her down, I think,
two or three cocktails.
and these were
very strong cocktails.
i actually took two sips
and I was, like, "wow."
- allison, yeah, she was
knocking back the witches' brew.
- [giggles]
- [giggles]
- I'm not sure
why you'd invite somebody
who you know hits below
the belt after a few martinis,
and then serve them drinks in
something I can take a bath in.
- it looked
much bigger on-camera
than it does in person.
[chuckles]
- cheers.
- aah!
- and then allison dubois
pulls out
this electronic cigarette.
i think it's, like, a prop
from some movie or something.
- and she was, like...
[inhales]
[exhales]
- my god, how obnoxious.
- her vaporizer
cigarette that was--
i guess that's so
you don't inhale the smoke.
you're just
inhaling the vapor.
good for allison.
she didn't wanna sit at
my dinner table blowing smoke.
- but I think
that one person here
is interested in
having an experience.
i know that--that--
I mean, lisa is dying--
- lisa,
I think you're the one.
- lisa is dying to have one.
- okay, well,
i'll make you dinner,
but I don't want to know
if my husband's cheating on me,
just for the record.
but I will make you dinner.
[giggles]
- I had brought allison
basically as a guest.
and...
i didn't want her
to feel like
she had to perform
for anybody that night.
- allison,
do you kind of feel
like people have
passed around?
- I definitely make sure
with people who died--
like, if I'm at
a dinner party with y'all,
they got
to take a second chair,
because you are the ones
that I'm focused on.
but I head tap people too.
So I pull thoughts.
- if allison only knew
what I was thinking.
- the thoughts she would've
pulled from my head that night
was "get me
the hell out of here."
but, like, I'll be able to,
like, tap into somebody
and be, like,
"she has father issues.
"her mother kept
her mouth closed.
"didn't stand up
to the father.
"that's why
she has mother issues
and the daddy issues.
Daddy was, like, never there."
and so I start pulling
that information.
- are you head tapping me now?
- No.
not exactly.
- Oh, go on.
- everybody wanted
her to perform a reading.
and you know, she's
coming to somebody's home
for a dinner party, she's
not coming to be the show pony.
- don't think
i'm doing this to you ladies
'cause we're having
a girls' night, and I respect.
- and we respect you
because you want to
have your girls' night too.
exactly.
- Can't you do something?
- I think I've been having
a great conversation with y'all.
- no, but I mean, can't you--
Is my grandmother here?
i mean,
to me it's like a doctor
at a dinner party.
you're always like
"oh, can you tell me
what's wrong with me here?"
so naturally
i'm going to ask her
about her chosen profession.
- the fact that you would
even ask that would offend her.
- offend who?
- Your grandmother.
- no, she's very liberal,
very open-minded.
- it's not about politics.
it's about you knowing inside
that she'd be with you.
that's why
she'd be offended.
- doesn't
even make any sense.
like, lisa cannot see and
communicate with dead people.
so wouldn't
her grandmother know that
and be like, "i totally get
why you're asking?"
- yeah, but I don't know
she is with me.
- I hear
what you're saying.
you're thinking,
i'm feeling.
that's how we're different.
You overthink everything.
because it's
too hard to feel it.
- [bleep].
anybody that knows me
knows that's not true.
yeah, but I've looked
for her since she's died.
- I understand.
- Every day I look for her.
- but she's the mother
that raised you--
or was the mother that
you needed, and so do you.
you're blocked by pain
because you need her.
- as soon as
she said she raised me,
i kind of lost interest
because my grandmother didn't.
- I believe
you are very generous,
but at the same time
you're generous
with physical, living...
Properties.
- I could've loved my--
- I think you dole
your emotions out carefully.
- No.
- well...
[giggles]
- lisa's reading sounded like
a canned statement.
i think lisa was
a little offended by that.
and rightfully so.
- anybody that knows me
knows even though I'm english,
i really am very
in touch with my emotions.
i laugh, I cry, I...
And so, to me,
i felt that I was kind
of taking a bit of a low blow.
- I was studied by a scientist
for several years
and on oprah in front
of 70 million people.
i'm kind of like a drug.
once you get one,
you want it again.
- ooh.
- Ooh.
- I'm just--i'm just
putting it out there.
i'm just being honest.
- you know, I
don't know if allison was
there for entertainment,
to--you know, she
does have that personality
that can just...
[inhales]
stir things up.
- you know what,
I hate to say it,
but if we're
having a girls' night,
i'm off the clock.
- we're just curious.
it's not any fun to me
unless you
show me what you can do.
she's off the clock.
maybe I should
whip out my credit card.
- [giggles]
- should I do that,
and say, "how about now?
can I ask you a question now?"
- funny.
- I felt that the girls kept
taunting her
and pushing her to read,
and I think that's
disrespectful to my guest.
- don't tempt me.
Really.
- ooh!
- who were you looking at
when you said that?
- you know what?
- Touche, baby.
- coming up...
- what does that mean?
"don't tempt me."
- when somebody's
husband's cheating on them
or something,
she'll know.
- allison, are there
any dead people here tonight?
- don't tempt me.
Really.
- ooh.
- who are you looking at
when you say that?
- touche, baby.
- what does that mean?
"don't tempt me."
- I thought, "oh, no.
No, don't, kyle. Save yourself.
i'm telling you. I feel this
is not a good situation."
- don't get me started.
- be honest.
Do you really want to go there?
'cause she might pull stuff
that some people
want not want to hear.
- you know, it's best for her
to perform a reading
one-on-one because a lot
of personal stuff comes up.
so if somebody's husband's
cheating on them or something,
she'll know it.
- if she was so psychic,
how come she didn't see that--
what kelsey was doing
to camille as we sat there?
- well, couldn't you
just tell us stuff
without telling us
anything scary?
- something that's not scary?
Oh, my god.
but what I want to tell you
might be irritating to you.
- tell me. I don't care.
- just say it. Just say it.
- I don't care.
- she's fine.
- Okay. Okay.
have you
been married twice?
- uh-huh.
- Oh.
- well, then that's
the last one you have.
i guess that's good news.
[laughs]
i was thinking she was going
to have to get married again.
which meaning
you'd have a divorce.
- if my husband ever leaves me,
i'm going with him.
- he will never
emotionally fulfill you.
ever.
Know that.
- oh, my gosh.
here we go.
i was waiting for kyle
to fly across the table.
- I disagree, I disagree.
- Wow.
- who is she talking to
about this?
like, who is the person
on the other side?
the dead person who
has so much information
about their
emotional fulfillment?
- that one sentence
pissed me off
more than almost anything.
- he will never
emotionally fulfill you.
ever.
Know that.
- know that.
- know, this one.
he will never
emotionally fulfill you,
but you will stay with him
and he will take care of you.
as soon as the kids
are bigger,
you'll have
nothing in common.
- what are
you talking about?
have you seen my husband?
i mean, hello.
please.
- I disagree.
- I don't know.
i don't know about that.
i don't think anybody
deserves to hear that.
but she pushed for it.
- wait a second.
- No, no, it's okay.
- but what I do,
people don't see.
- no, I know, I know that.
- They don't see it.
and then it happens, and
they're like "oh, my god."
- no, I understand that.
- I don't know if it was
because she'd
had a couple of drinks,
but when you're predicting
that somebody's husband
is fooling around on them
and you're
sitting right next to
the person who's
husband's fooling around
is like, ugh, come on.
- I don't see that,
though.
i think that maybe allison
was getting a read
on kelsey and I's
marriage coming to a close.
because I'm
sitting right next to her.
- there's gonna be
a division that occurs.
i wish allison,
if she did feel something,
she would've told me.
- anything else?
- make sure
that you put the walls down
for other females
coming into the life.
i feel like you talk to males
more easily than females.
- that's me.
- I think you're mixing
her up with kyle.
- that's me.
- that's--
Yeah, maybe--I am--
i am much more
a girl's girl.
- I am definitely
more comfortable around men.
- I am too.
- I just don't.
- I feel also women
are very catty to me.
women have always
been really catty.
- they always will be.
They always will be.
- I know that.
So I've always been guarded.
- well, of course people
are catty with camille,
otherwise you
cannot be around her.
- girls are
very catty with her.
and insecure.
- in new york.
- That's why we had an issue.
- oh, no.
Not new york.
- maybe you were
more defensive and I was...
- yeah, that could be it.
- Know what I mean?
- maybe I felt
I had to be defensive.
- you're offensive.
- any issues that
came about in new york
was no ill--no.
no--I had no ill intentions.
- I think--I guess
it was a misunderstanding.
she knows nothing.
i didn't tell you
anything about it, did i?
- no, you hesitated.
- I just said
"i'm not going
to say anything.
before she got here,
I said "i don't--
i'm not going to
say anything"
'cause I don't want it
to feel--
- that's hard for me
to believe, honestly.
the reality--
The reality of it--
and I am like,
honest girl beyond belief.
- that's dismissing
what I'm saying.
- I thought, "here we go."
[chatter overlapping]
- oh, okay, now
I know why faye's here.
got it.
i don't think anybody should
come into anybody's home
and accuse them of lying.
Faye hit way below the belt.
- I had to call
bull[bleep], honestly.
it just did
not make sense to me.
- by you saying that is saying
that I'm not telling the truth.
- girlfriends tell each other
what's really going on.
kyle tells me
what's happening in her life.
and if you
were her good girlfriend,
you would know
what's happening in her life.
- so you're saying
we're not good girlfriends
because she didn't
tell me what was
happening in new york?
- My psychic abilities
tells me no.
- I know my girlfriend,
allison's personality.
and I felt like
she was getting pushed.
and faye resnick
questioned the validity
of her gifts and talent.
that would upset anybody.
- I know more
than you think I know.
- if she needs my help
she will tell me.
she doesn't rely on me,
she can fight her own battles.
if she can't
fight her own battles
and you have to be there,
so be it.
but don't say
i'm not there for camille.
- did you come here
to defend kyle?
is that why
you came here, faye?
- no, I came here to be
with my girlfriend.
- did you come here--
no, I don't think so
at this point.
i think--
- Why? Why?
- why? Because
the way you're talking
sounds like she's cued you in,
and you came to defend her.
- no, no, no.
We all have--
let's just get honest.
- yeah, that's
what I'm asking you.
- you remind me
of a cheerleader.
- ooh, that was so--
- I just think it's time--
- this is such a hypocritical
statement.
- that is so rich.
- oh, my god, that's bad news.
- That's not true.
- I felt like
we were being ambushed.
and faye certainly felt
like we were being ambushed,
so she
also got very defensive.
- okay, I...
- You're used to that.
- all I know is there was
an attack made on my friend.
- wait a second.
Attack?
wait a second. Wait a second.
Wait a second.
- let's not go backwards.
- did I think it was a setup?
Absolutely.
yeah. I thought faye was there
to be kyle's wingman.
- if she chooses to
speak up and say something,
she can.
- Wow.
for her to bring
in faye resnick to come
as her mouthpiece...
i mean, kyle doesn't
even need a mouthpiece,
she's a mouth all on her own.
but to bring her,
i must be
one hell of a powerful person.
[giggles]
- let's not go backwards.
- camille,
that's the way she sees it.
please,
we don't have to go--
- how did I attack you?
i was at the table--
- let's not
head backwards, please.
- faye, you weren't there.
d.d. Was in new york,
so she knows what happened.
- but she doesn't know
the back-story, camille.
- did I attack kyle?
- No.
honestly, I walked in
and all I saw was--
- of course, because,
camille,
you sat there
the entire night like this,
you know, with
your hand there like that.
- but that's who I am,
kyle.
- no, that's
not who you are, camille.
that's who
you are pretending to be.
- coming up...
- one of them will kill
the other to feed their young,
if they don't eat their young.
That's those women.
- she's not pretending
to be that, that's who she is.
- oh, allison,
i'm not talking to you.
- Oh, but I'm talking to you.
- I'm not talking to you.
- But I'm talking to you.
- excuse me,
you're boring me.
- allison was standing up
for me.
and I--listen,
i'm glad because she's--
out of all the girls
that are there,
she's the only one
that stood up for me.
- camille, I was having
a conversation with you.
- you are entirely washed up.
Enjoy your life.
- I came here
bringing allison
'cause allison's
for interesting conversation.
it was for
interesting conversation--
- we're not allowed
to talk to her about it
'cause she's now
"off the clock."
- you're not hiring me.
I'm a dinner guest.
i was being polite.
when y'all were irritating me,
I appeased you.
be clear on that.
i have books
written on me and by me,
and a television show
is based on my life.
- darling--
- So if you can just,
like, take a flying leap.
- could you believe that
was happening in beverly hills?
we don't do things
like that at dinner parties.
- you are. You are.
- I'm so bored
with this conversation.
- then leave.
- I'm totally over it.
- then leave.
If you're over it, then leave.
- allison, you leave.
- Walk.
you've got two legs
the last time we checked.
- ooh.
- [Gasps]
- what is
that supposed to mean?
now does she have
these, like, dead people
who can chop your legs off
underneath the dinner table
without you knowing it?
- is she
about to take one off?
is that what you do
is just attack people?
and then when they get real,
you just, like, become even--
- that is so rich
coming from somebody
that came here
to stir up [bleep].
- allison,
you've been sitting here
with a weird
attitude all night.
- a weird attitude all night?
Wow.
then why were you talking
to me so much?
- I was curious about you.
- well, you know what,
you are not
interesting to me at all.
- well, you're not
to me either.
- so you continue
being interested by me.
that's awesome.
You have two legs too.
they can walk.
- Eew.
what is this?
This what she does?
is this what you do?
- I felt that
it started out positive
and it went down in flames.
- oh, this is ridiculous.
- I just felt like it wasn't
really worth my time
to get involved
with this petty nonsense.
[overlapping chatter]
- ew!
Who are you?
- allison, all I care--
let me tell you something
right now.
all of this
is unimportant to me.
i have four
beautiful children.
look how she turns
her head like this.
what, are we
in elementary school?
- allison was...
[inhales]
[whispers]
puffing away.
- I had also heard
that things were said
at the airport.
- and that's when
I came to you and I said
to you, "where did this
all come from?"
and you said, "taylor,
you were telling me--"
- I wasn't telling you anything.
You were baiting me.
- I wasn't baiting.
- You were 100% baiting me.
i wasn't there.
- All of the sudden,
i hear kim and taylor
fighting again.
what is this,
contagious?
i saw you--
- Please.
do me a favor and don't.
- Do me a favor.
[overlapping arguments]
- this is all
[bleep] to me, okay?
- I feel like
the dinner table was
just a swirling tornado.
you need to stand up
and say, "stop."
- why don't you stand up
and say "stop"?
- I can't stop you,
because you're off
your [bleep] rocker.
- oh, really?
- That's the problem with you.
- oh, that's
what I think about you.
- okay, enough.
Girls, enough. Enough.
- why don't you go blow up
your lips some more?
- enough! Enough!
Enough. Enough.
we're not doing this
anymore.
i'm not having this anymore.
Enough.
get up.
- I was surprised
that taylor stepped up.
i wish she could do that
a little bit
more with her husband.
you know,
that kind of conviction
would be
great in her marriage.
- these are not
the ladies that we are.
enough.
- I don't get it.
I've never had a problem
like this
with a woman in my life.
I don't get it.
- I don't have a problem
with you, kyle.
that's the whole thing.
I--I just...
well, after new york,
I kind of felt bad.
you did call me
a delusional bitch.
there's got to be something
else going on with her
that maybe she
doesn't even know or realize.
i honestly think
it's jealousy.
i think there's
some kind of jealousy there.
i mean, I hate to say that.
I hate saying that.
but I think that
it's a big part of this.
- I would not wanna
trade places with camille
for anything.
I really wouldn't.
i love my husband,
I have amazing children,
i'm not jealous of camille,
let me just say.
camille,
if someone says to you
"is kelsey going with you
to hawaii?"
and you say "no"
and then you hear
"who wants you without kelsey?"
then that's delusional.
- that is
a [bleep] up thing to say.
that's
a [bleep] up thing to say.
- we can't go
down that road again.
- she's can't say
what camille thought.
she doesn't know that.
She's not camille.
- I'm not talking to you,
allison.
- oh, you are
'cause you're looking at me.
- get over it. Go.
Whatever.
smoke your electronic cigarette
and drink your martini.
i'm talking to camille.
there were so many comments
flying out of allison's mouth,
they were like daggers.
And I was just like...
like, trying to
dodge each little thing.
- you said that.
- No. No, you heard that.
you heard that.
- You said that.
if she says you said that,
you said that.
- oh, really?
- you save your stories
and you tweak them.
- no you just lost
all credibility.
- all right.
- All credibility.
- I could give a [bleep]
with you, really.
- it's one thing for us
if we're dealing
with a situation.
- I could give a [bleep].
- you as a psychic says
"oh, you said that
because camille said so."
oh, that's very profound.
- you're nothing.
- You're done.
- you've done nothing.
You're nothing.
- allison, that's okay.
- You've done nothing.
there's certain things
that I'm not gonna say
to these women.
i didn't want
to engage in an argument.
i don't wanna come across
as that kind of person.
and thank god
for allison to be there
and say,
"no, you're wrong."
you know, I'm gonna
stand up for my friend
and you can't say that.
- Allison, that's okay.
- you've done nothing.
- Allison, shh.
- she's such a bitch.
- Let's go, guys.
come on. Come on.
- the hand gestures.
What was that?
i mean,
to me, that was like
something you would
see a truck driver do.
that was trailer park stuff.
who raised you?
- my dad
said, "live life large
and make no apologies
for who you are."
[bleep] them.
- Allison--
- I don't give a [bleep]
what she thinks about me.
she can [bleep] off.
i can--I can tell you
when she will die
and what will happen
to her family.
i love that about me.
- [Awkward giggles]
- I--i'm really upset
with the way you--
- no, I'm upset with you.
- I'm upset with you.
taylor and I just--
when there's conflict,
just seem to, like,
look at each other
and it's, like, "meow."
- she stressed me out
so badly.
- me too.
That's how it started tonight.
- ugh.
- thank you for having us.
Um--oh, god.
- watch--watch your step.
- oh.
- kim, she's
gotta fight with somebody.
so it's gonna be me,
I guess.
- we already have something
going on with camille.
and then you guys start--
I don't understand this.
- she brought up the word
"insecure," and she said--
and you said you
brought it up in the airport.
- if I'm already having
a problem with camille,
and there's already
problems and fighting,
why do you bring that up?
- I didn't bring it up.
- In new york, you did.
- oh, my god!
- We're having a horrible night,
we're having
all this fighting.
all of the sudden,
you decide to attack taylor
out of the blue?
this is just
adding fuel to the fire.
put your gasoline
and matches away.
flippin' haunted house
at disneyland.
i just want
to get out of here.
i cannot
deal with this crap.
- I mean, it was a few clowns
short of a circus.
- I was hoping that taylor
would come to my defense.
taylor had befriended me
over the course of
the last several weeks.
and she's been a good
source of information for me.
- you wanna just
hang out with me, honey?
- yeah.
I'm here with you.
how was it--
How was the flight over?
- what did you say
to camille
up in that penthouse
in new york?
- [laughing]
- don't laugh, I want to know.
camille asked me
in the bathroom,
"how was your trip
in with the other girls?"
- did anybody at this table
talk
after we all left her?
- she warned me about
what was going down in new york
before it happened.
she said they're
gonna team up, basically.
she said,
"they're ganging up on you."
- in biology, like,
carnivores turn on each other.
can't we, like, say you're sick,
and pull you out of the mix,
and let them turn on each other,
and see who dies?
'cause one of them will
kill the other
to feed their young--
If they don't eat their young.
that's those women.
Crazy scary.
- oh.
- Camille...
- she's ballsy, this one.
- Don't apologize.
- kyle's a little bitch.
she's a little bitch.
She is.
she's the ringleader.
she's all, "yap, yap,
yap, yap, yap."
kyle was every girl
at a high school
that made
somebody kill themselves.
she's that chick.
she's that--
No, she's that girl
that's so mean
and profoundly bankrupt--
- yeah, no, I think
she's morally bankrupt.
- I almost shoved this
up her [bleep] ass
just to prove a point.
except I think she'd need
a bigger one than this
to even feel it.
- oh!
[giggles]
- oh, yeah, I went there.
- [laughs]
you don't want to go
there anymore.
- girl, bitch is a one-syllable
word for a reason.
it's all they understand.
- the only mean girl
that was there
was allison.
how obnoxious,
and how horrible,
and how
absolutely distasteful.
- you started this!
- What?
- wait!
Now she's--
- new york was worse.
- let me
just say this, okay?
- yeah.
- It may seem like a--
- the sprinkler's coming on.
[overlapping exclamations]
- did she turn them on?
Did she turn them on?
- the psychic turned them on.
[laughter]
- so weird.
The whole situation.
- she came into my home
and verbally assaulted me.
- forget her.
- Um, you know,
fool me once, shame on--
You know, what is it?
- we're the
only sane people in here.
you and I need to stick
together, okay?
- we're gonna ride in one car
and you can take this car
because I can't--
i don't want to go out of
the way, and this and that.
i just want to get home now.
- Oh, that's good,
all you ride together,
and talk about--
- I'm sorry, but
you're neighbors with camille.
- do I have any intentions
of being their friends?
no.
- Their friends?
they can't
even spell "friends."
- f-r-i-e-n-d-s.
Did I get it?
- how about "crazy?"
c-r-a-z-y.
- can I just say this?
if any of their children
disappeared,
they wouldn't be, like,
"you were wrong."
they'd be, like,
"can you help--"
[bleep] them.
- the bottom line is
they were just throwing
whatever they could
up to a wall--
- garbage of
rubies and diamonds.
they are
a garbage bin of jewels.
lucifer has many faces.
- [giggles]
- you don't talk to somebody
like that in their own home.
i'm from arizona,
I mean, it's totally different.
but even here,
ladies and the codes
of what they claim to be,
ladies...
- well, I don't
think they are what they...
- they're not ladies.
- No.
- they're shady ladies.
but aside from that...
- Honestly,
i would've thought they
would've been a lot classier.
- them?
You thought they'd be classier?
- no, I agree.
- No, it is a slight against me.
- I thought taylor
was your friend.
but she's not your friend.
- She's a sacrificial lamb.
that's not okay.
- No, she's not your friend.
- kyle's an angry bitch.
she just is.
that's all she will be.
Know that.
i can't even
call her an alpha-bitch
'cause I don't
respect her enough.
she was just a bitch,
you know?
- she does call me a liar.
what's with this "oh,
you pretend to be all nice"?
- but that's who I am,
kyle.
- no, that's
not who you are, camille.
that's who you
are pretending to be.
- she backtracks.
She should've been a lawyer.
like, she,
like, makes an argument
and then, like, goes
against it, and then, like,
goes against her own argument.
It's like, that's interesting,
but I profile serial killers--
You're very weak.
i mean, she's very weak.
like, when she gets to
the end of her life,
she's not gonna
look at it and say,
"oh, I did a good job, like,
defiling and irritating
everybody I knew."
She'll be like,
"wow, nobody cares
where I am now. That sucks."
- well...
- I think you're more on
to her personal life
with her husband
than she wants to accept
and she was even willing
to accept it.
- he loves his nannies.
You can't fault him.
she's an icy bitch.
- [giggles]
he loves more
than his nannies.
- oh, you guys.
- I just--but--
[laughter]
he loves women in general.
Let's just say that.
- let's be nice.
- I'm not saying
he's cheating on her.
- girl, I didn't say
you said that at all.
- the thing
that upset me the most
was knowing that they
were trying to insinuate
it was something
with my husband.
saying that
he liked the nannies.
we don't
even have any nannies.
- isn't this delicious?
- that was definitely
planned and set-up
to make
my husband look bad.
he was upset, I was upset.
- I just know that
he really loves women.
- it was terrible.
- coming up...
- I saw internet pictures
of her with her legs spread.
- who?
- Who?
- they all left and
went in one car,
and left me
to go home by myself.
[phone ringing]
- I missed the part of...
- It's kim.
- what she said
about you and lisa.
[phone ringing]
- well, that girl--
That woman was very strange.
she was really strange.
- I felt like I was
in the house of horrors.
- [sigh]
[phone ringing]
- I was really
frustrated with kim
because she did not
have my back and she knew that.
- so who wants to go
to the beverly hills hotel
polo lounge--
- Whoo-hoo!
- polo lounge?
- Polo lounge.
- yes.
[phone ringing]
- I saw internet pictures
of her with her legs spread.
- who?
- Who?
- camille.
i was just pulling up
all of these crazy things,
and this photograph
that I saw was so obnoxious.
about she was saying
she was a lingerie model.
- she was in playboy.
- Yeah, she was in playboy.
- really? Oh, good.
- Yeah.
- no, I don't know,
i'm saying wasn't she?
- how do you zoom out--
- [Gasp]
- so you can see the face?
- can I ask a question?
- What is that?
what is that?
I can't see that.
what is that?
- that's her--that's--
- Lisa, stop.
- let me have a look.
- Lisa, stop.
- let me have a look.
- Hold on, hold on.
- after I left her house,
she was fair game.
and I mean fair game.
- [giggles]
- let's have a look again.
- no, hold on.
- [Giggles]
- faye,
when was that taken?
- well, she said '93,
didn't she--or '94?
- what--you think
she talked about this?
- she did!
She said she was a model for--
no, well, I--it looks
like the porn adult business.
- why would
you keep naked pictures
of somebody you knew
in an email?
like, that's kinda creepy.
i felt like
it was a set-up.
it happened right
after my dinner party,
and the pictures just
appeared on kyle's cell phone
or faye's cell phone?
Come on, girls.
you're better than that.
- kelsey would've
kicked them out of the house.
he would've kicked them out--
- No, he wouldn't.
- kelsey
wouldn't have taken that,
especially with you.
- Mm-mmm.
he would've
said, "get out now."
i tried to kick them out
in a subtle tone
and they didn't leave.
and I'm like,
"then [bleep] leave."
- thank you.
- He's not here.
- mm-hmm.
- I know it wasn't popular
that I said it, but...
- Mm-hmm.
- I don't mean me, but
you gotta have somebody else
to have the other side, because
it's always gonna be this.
- no, I agree with you.
i have been friends
with her for 20 years.
camille can handle herself.
- I can handle myself.
The only thing is...
- no, camille can't
fight her own battles.
kelsey could kick
their teeth out, and would.
- yeah,
but camille is fine.
- but camille--
But camille's a sweetie.
she's an angel.
- She is, she is a sweetie.
- angels don't fight battles.
Not angels like you.
- aw, thank you.
- But don't apologize to her.
- here's the thing,
i'm trying to make peace--
- you redefine boundaries.
you tell them
they're full of [bleep].
- I agree.
- If you had a gun on your hip,
and they all did, it
would've been a different play.
- all I know is this,
i feel like
I was so set-up tonight.
- kyle set that up.
- She set it up.
- totally.
- Because kyle brought faye.
- kyle is a conspirator.
- Yeah, I noticed that.
- know that.
- thank god,
oh, my god, oh, my god.
dear god,
this is not good.
- where did it come from?
- I mean,
that's not lingerie.
there's no lingerie there.
- I don't--I can't tell.
- seriously?
- Are you kidding me?
that doesn't
look like her face?
- well, I've never
seen her from that angle.
[laughter]
- I like--there's
no face there, except--
- oh, my god.
- Sunglasses, friends.
- she was in playboy.
'cause she said.
- well,
what's wrong with playboy?
but that's a little bit
stronger than...
- that's not playboy.
That's not playboy, I agree.
- she can spin her web of
that she's right tonight,
but she's gonna have to
live the rest of her life out,
and I know what it is.
- she loves that cigarette.
she really likes that.
- oooh.
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