The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (2010–…): Season 1, Episode 11 - How to Behave - full transcript

NARRATOR: Previously,
on "The Real Housewives

of Beverly Hills."

Russell's not here.

KYLE: He's in Phoenix, right?

Yeah.

TAYLOR: I was
really disappointed.

I wanted to spend time with
him, and he wasn't there.

LISA: Ken is saying that
Cedric has to move out,

but who am I going to play with?

Bye.

Ah-oh, what's going on?



KYLE: I received this
text from Camille.

CAMILLE: We will no longer
be working with your husband.

Thank you very much.

KYLE: She said, by the way,
we won't be doing business

with your husband anymore.

TAYLOR: It may look like I
have it all, but I want more.

LISA: In Beverly Hills, it's who
you know, and I know everyone.

ADRIENNE: Money is what
I have, not who I am.

KIM: I was a child star, but
now my most important role

is being a mother.

KYLE: In a town full of phonies,
I'm not afraid to be me.

CAMILLE: It's time for me to
come out of my husband's shadow

and shine.

KEN: Darling?



Hi, I'm over here.

I think that gardener should
be cutting dead roses as well.

Maybe you should
get Cedric to do it.

Ha.
Very funny

KEN: He doesn't
do anything else.

Oh, stop it.

That's mean.

KEN: I go to get into my
car, my Jeep this morning,

and I'm out of gas.

So what is this saying?

Who drove it last time?

I believe he drives
it all the time.

OK.

KEN: So I end up with him.

Well, talk to him about it.

Don't talk to me about it.

KEN: I have spoken
to him about it,

and I don't see
why you can't ask

him to do the occasional
thing like get some spray.

Darling, I do ask him to
do the occasional thing.

KEN: But he doesn't do it.

LISA: Look, stop it, OK?

You're ruining my nice, pleasant
afternoon cutting roses.

I have conflict here.

I mean, there's
no doubt about it.

Ken wants him to move out.

However, I do have some kind
of maternal feelings for him.

He's been with us over a year.

I know you feel
responsible for him, but--

LISA: I don't necessarily
feel responsible for him.

He just doesn't have
anywhere to go right now.

KEN: Listen to me.

Listen to me.

A year is enough.

LISA: Ken loves Cedric, and
he's been very good to him,

but he doesn't want to live with
him for the rest of his life.

KEN: We'd never had an
argument, and now look, it's--

LISA: How can you say we've
never had an argument.

That's ridiculous.

Of course, we've
had an argument.

When was the last
argument we ever had?

Well, it was about Cedric.

KEN: Exactly.

Probably about when
Cedric was moving in.

Give me a kiss.

I love you.

Not you.

Stop it, darling.
Stop it.

You're being silly now.

Stop it.

Can you sort that [INAUDIBLE]?

Ask Cedric to do it.

Very funny.

Ah, this is so nice.

OPERATOR: Your call has been
forwarded to an automatic voice

message system.

At the tone, please
record your message.

Hey, Adrienne.

It's Camille.

How are you?

I wanted to invite you and
Paul to come to my house.

Bring your tennis racket,
and be ready to play.

I'm having a little tennis
tournament at the house.

CAMILLE: I decided to get
the girls together again.

Why not give it a try.

My hope was to have a little
afternoon tennis match, nothing

serious, just a playful game.

I just think it will be a
good time for all of us.

So I just wish Kelsey was here.

Call me when you get a chance.

Much love.

Bye.

KYLE (ON PHONE): Hello.

Hey, Kyle.

It's Camille.

KYLE (ON PHONE): Hello.

Kyle, can you hear me?

It's Camille.

You can't hear--

KYLE (ON PHONE):
Oh, hi, Camille.

What's going on?
- Hey.

Hi, I'm calling to
invite you to my house.

We're going to have a little
tennis tournament at the house,

and I know you and
your husband play.

Camille and I have made up.

Well, sort of made up.

KYLE: It's just been
a misunderstanding.

We can give it another shot.

Oh, absolutely.

Yay!

We really haven't
discussed where

Mauricio stands with
them in business,

so I'm a little sceptical still.

I'm not very good, so--

but I know your husband
plays really well.

KYLE (ON PHONE): Hey,
just because I play

doesn't mean I'm good either.

So that's perfect.

KYLE (ON PHONE): I'm
not a great player.

I mean, let me just
say I'm not a player.

I am cautiously optimistic
in terms of my relationship

with Kyle.

I accepted her apology.

I'm the type of person that I'd
like to move on from things.

You know this is just for fun.

I thought it would be great
for us to get together and do

something physical,
spend some time together,

and I just think it would
be good for all of us,

and hopefully, you can make it.

KYLE (ON PHONE): Well, we
would love to join you,

so we will definitely be there.

OK, great.

I'll see you then.

OK, great.

I'm going to go to the tennis
party and put on a good face

because I really
don't want to feel

like my problems
with Camille are

affecting Mauricio's
relationship

with Kelsey and Camille.

KYLE (ON PHONE):
Thanks, Camille.

Bye-bye.

KIM (ON PHONE): Hello.

KYLE: Hi.

KIM (ON PHONE): Hi.

Hey, what's up?

Listen to how funny this is.

Camille asked me out to
her house to play tennis.

Do you think I should go?

Kyle and Camille don't mix.

They're like oil and water.

Honestly, every time you guys
are together, there's a fight.

Why would you even put
yourself in that situation?

I know, but I'm
hoping that like,

you know, put that behind us.

There's not going
to be a problem.

Mauricio's going to be there.

It's not going to be like--

I'm going to have
the kids with me.

It's going to be different.

Let's hope.

KIM: Kyle better be on
their best behaviour.

I'm OK with going.

Anyway, I'm excited
about the White Party.

You're going to be there, right?

KIM: Oh, absolutely,
I'm going to be there.

Are you kidding?

Do you have your white dress?

Of course, I have
my white dress.

KYLE: So every year we have
our annual White Party.

Everybody has to dress in white.

It's a party where everybody
can just let loose and have fun.

I'm excited to see you guys,
and I will talk to you later.

OK.

Love you.

Bye.

All right, darling.

Good outer.

Hello.

FRIENDS (TOGETHER): Hello.

Happy birthday.

The birthday girl.

LISA: Well, it's
Pandora's 24th birthday,

and she loves Sur, our other
restaurant in West Hollywood.

So we thought we'd
just have a dinner

and just invite a
few close friends.

Here they are.

Hi.

Welcome.

LISA: Hello, you.

You look-- look at this table.

Oh, my god.

LISA: Thank you, darling.

Come next to me.

What would you like
to drink, darling?

Do you want some Big Pinky.

I want the Pinky.

You didn't say hi to Gigi.

Well, hello Gigi.

Thank you.

Good little boy.

That dog really gets around.

Gigi should write a
book on the best places

to dine in Los Angeles.

He's the best accessory,
that's for sure.

KYLE: Vera asked Cedric, I said
do you get a men's bikini wax?

He said, no.

I keep it clean.

So Vera said, do you trim
with the scissors down there?

And he said--
- Oh, good lord.

Too much information.

Hey, what am I, the yetzi?

Do you pluck?

No, I don't need to.

Too much information, Cedric.

Can we at least wait
till dessert before we

talk about your private parts?

Happy birthday, Pandora.

LISA: Happy birthday, darling.

Pandora, happy birthday.

There is nobody
who's more kind, more

generous, more compassionate.

I feel like I tell
you this every day.

LISA: Jason is the
love of Pandora's life.

It's been four
years, and I really

wished that maybe now
is the time for them

to commit to each other.

JASON: Pandora, there's
nobody in the world

that I'd rather live with.

I love every second of it,
and I would love to spend

the rest of my life with you.

FRIENDS (TOGETHER): Oh.

KEN: Oh, my god.

LISA: Oh, my god.

Oh.

LISA: Well, is that a proposal?

I need to be definitive here.

If it was a proposal,
there would be a ring.

Oh, good lord.

PANDORA: Jason, he's done
this quite a few times.

He makes this amazing
proclamation of his love.

I can see my father gripping
the edge of his seat

and my mother screaming
in the background.

And I think he likes
to line them up,

which is quite amusing.

LISA: So you do this
to me every year.

I know.

You go-- I want to
say-- then nothing.

Nothing.

I always think that he's
going to say, and will you--

and then he says something else.

Ah.

Oh, cheers.

I think they should either--

or get off.

Cedric, it's been 15 years
you've been with us, 15.

So yeah, he was,
well, in his teens,

he started working for us,
and we just had a connection,

and then just started
having holidays with us,

an just became
part of the family.

KYLE: Cedric.

Yeah.

You said you were going to
tell me about your childhood.

Oh, that old chestnut.

KYLE: Lisa has always
told me that Cedric

had a troubled past.

It's one of the reasons
why she's taken him in,

and I wanted to know more.

NARRATOR: Coming up.

Thanks for coming.

Thank you for having us.

I can tell you
that if Camille were

to kiss my husband
on the lips, she

wouldn't have any lips left.

KYLE: Cedric.

CEDRIC: Yes.

You said you were going to
tell me about your childhood.

I was born in Paris, and--

KYLE: You were born in Paris?

Never knew my father, and
my mother was a prostitute.

And so I was moved around a lot.

Then she got married
to this French guy,

and then he beat her up, and
then we run away when I was 7,

and we lived on the streets.

You don't have to say.

No, but I'm done with it.

I'm not going to let
that whole-- you know.

I'm done with it.

It's still very emotional, but
I'm done with it, you know?

So anyway, so now we run
away when I was about seven.

We lived on the street
for a whole year,

like stealing, begging.

She used to play
tricks with sleeping

spots with homeless people.

And I would always sleep
between her the guy,

so she wouldn't get raped.

One day she just left
me in a phone booth,

and she never came back.

She just left me, and
I was about 7 or 8.

Listening to
Cedric's story, I kept

thinking how incredible it was.

It's almost hard to believe.

I had to eat cat food.

I had to, you know,
be clever about things

because I had to survive.

And then I was taken, and I
was put into social services.

And I went through a lot of
foster homes and it's not--

it was very hard.

And then and I met Ken and
Lisa about 15 years ago.

They changed my life.

They gave me a second chance
to have a normal, healthy life.

And of course, she's
now gone to Paris.

No, we came way too late.

Not too late.

You came at the perfect time.

I mean, I love you.

I love you like a mother.

I mean, like a mother,
and I never want to stop.

I do actually like--

And when I hear
Cedric story again,

it reminds me of why we've
taken him in in the first place.

I wanted to be there for him.

That's your mother's
loss and our gain.

Thank you.

KYLE (VOICEOVER): Obviously,
Cedric's story has touched

Lisa and Ken in a deep way.

I just hope he's sincere.

Look where you are now.

Yep.

Pandora's birthday.

RUSSELL: Good morning.

I talked to Paul last night.

I have an update for
you, so give me a call.

I'm at the house now, but
I'm leaving for the office

soon, so call me.

TAYLOR: Did puppy have
his breakfast yet?

Chex and Tariq.

Should I give
him his breakfast?

Yeah.

TAYLOR: You know, Russell
and I, we definitely

have some great days
together, and then we

have some average days
just like everyone else.

Hey, Russ?

Yes.

TAYLOR: I think we're
pretty much ready to eat.

Are you?

OK, I'll be right down.

Did you touch him again?

You sure?

I don't remember.

Well, let's watch just
in case for allergies, OK?

TAYLOR: Things have been really
tense between Russell and me

lately.

The business side
of our relationship

has just seemed to take over.

Oh, so how's the puppy
do on this morning?

You want coffee, Russell?

I would love some more coffee.

You are getting so
big, I can't believe it.

You better slow down.

TAYLOR: He works.

I work.

We've kind of forgotten to take
time to be a romantic couple.

Let's eat our breakfast
before it gets cold.

KENNEDY: Daddy.

TAYLOR: We just need
to take some time out

to have fun together.

I need to get to the office.

All righty.

Oh, who loves you?

Oh, give me big kisses.

Mm.

TAYLOR: I don't know if this
is just typical marriage

ups and downs, but
something that we

definitely need to work on.

CAMILLE: Kyle!

Oh, you look gorgeous.

Hi, Mauricio.

I was thinking, OK, what can
we do that's athletic and fun

and get the girls together
with their families.

I thought tennis
because I know Mauricio

is a great tennis player,
and I know Adrienne played.

I love that top.

You look gorgeous.

Thank you.

You look so stunning.

MAURICIO: I think
you should just stand

on the tennis court like that.

CAMILLE: Yes.

KYLE: Maybe I'll play with
my heels and everything.

No, you look great.

KYLE: It wouldn't
be the first time.

Really good.

Thank you for coming.

Hi, guys.

Hey, how are you?

TAYLOR: Kyle and I were the
only ladies Camille invited.

However, Camille had some
other friends there as well.

CAMILLE: Oh, my god, Nick.

I guess she wanted
to keep it simple

and really extend
the olive branch.

I've been taking
some vitamins.

You like it?

It's prenatal vitamins.

KYLE: I'm not really sure what
Nick's thing with the wig was.

Maybe they were role playing.

I really don't
know, but the whole

kissing someone else's husband
on the lips is just bizarre.

Thanks for coming.

Thank you for having us.

KYLE: I can tell you
that if Camille were

to kiss my husband
on the lips, she

wouldn't have any lips left.

MAURICIO: All right, Camille.

OK, so I'm on your--

we're just warming
up now, right?

MAURICIO: We're just warming up.

That's nice.

Nice!

He's got a cannon.

Watch out!

Kyle, we need you to suit up.

I'm going to come.
I'm going to come now.

I swear.

KYLE: Things don't get to
Mauricio like they do to me,

so it was easy for him
to go to the tennis party

and be nice and have fun.

That's just who he is.

Go ahead.

I'll let him take anything.

No, I'm going to
let you take it.

I'm just there for backup.

MAURICIO: I'm kind of shocked
that you know Kyle has had

such a conflict with Camille.

I wish it didn't really happen.

And especially since
I work with them.

I hope that they're
able to rekindle

that friendship because I
do like Camille and Kelsey

quite a bit.

CAMILLE: Does anybody
want anything to eat?

I set up for an English tea.

So it's going to be like
tea sandwiches, and Richard,

if you want to say?

RICHARD: We have an
English-style chopped salad.

Then we have a full range
of English tea sandwiches.

And then if I see some
lovely, clear plates,

I have a smorgasbord
of desserts, which

I'm going to put up there.

Sounds amazing.

It's amazing.

I think we'll probably going
to be in the Hamptons in June

at some point or July.

Are you going to the Hamptons?
- Yes.

Oh, OK.

We were supposed to
meet up last year--

I know.
Exactly.

--and the year before.

So hopefully, this
year we'll connect.

TAYLOR: I was
having a good time,

and it would be nice if this is
the way the girls could always

get along.

RICHARD: Enjoy.

Thank you very much.

The snoring was off
the wall last night.

I swear to you.

I kept saying, god,
turn on your side.

Turn on the other side.

ADRIENNE: It happened again.

My little son actually
but headed my husband,

and broke his nose again.

Lay flat.

Lay on his stomach, and just
put your head in the pillow.

No, he'll be in pain.

I couldn't breathe.

ADRIENNE: I did not
sleep all last night.

I totally feel your
pain on that one.

Kelsey snores so loud.

It's so nice that
he's in New York

and I'm here because I can
get a good night's sleep.

ADRIENNE: Exactly.

That is so beautiful.

TAYLOR: OK, how cute is this?

I just love it.

Chandelier.

Crystal.

I mean, these are real crystal.

KYLE: These look really good.

How much longer is the--

The play?

It's until February.

His commitment to the
play is until February,

and I fly in for
the Tony Awards.

KYLE: When is that?

I'm excited.

You're going to New York.

- Yeah.
- Oh, that's right.

I haven't seen it.

Oh, it's too bad you
missed the play, but--

ADRIENNE: Total
misunderstanding.

CAMILLE: I don't even
want to go there.

Just different ways.

Kyle, I don't want to start.

Oh, my god.

ADRIENNE: I'm telling you,
there's different ways

of communicating.

So you guys
kissed and made up?

Is that what happened?

We're working things out.

I mean, we were just
not understanding

each other in the
beginning, kind

of speak different languages.

We do.

And when I said something,
she said something else.

I took it the wrong way.

I wear my heart on my sleeve,
so if I get upset, whether I'm

dealing with my
friends or my husband,

I just say whatever
I think and feel,

and that can be a
mistake sometimes.

LISA: That's OK.

Oh, yes.

I knew.

NARRATOR: Coming up.

CAMILLE: The women did not want
to bring their bathing suits.

You're going to
have a fat lip.

[LAUGHTER]

Wait a minute.

Yeah, we're here.

All right.

ADRIENNE: Then why
are you in the pool?

You can't expect
kids not to splash.

KYLE: Honey, don't tease them.

I don't know how
deep it is there,

and I don't want you
teaching them that.

So here everyone's
getting in the pool,

and Camille has her bikini on.

My baby is two years old,
I still have some work

to do on my body, and I
wasn't ready to parade

around in a bathing suit.

I think Camille is,
you know, just kind

of showing off a little bit.

That looks so nice.

You two exit.

We'll feed him.

Yes, the women did not want
to bring their bathing suits.

Could be just female jealousy.

They'll get over it.

Kyle, come on.

I guess I'd better
put a suit on.

Come on, Carla, you've
gotta throw her in.

You would throw me in.

I don't want to
start another fight.

[INAUDIBLE].

Oh!

MAURICIO: Adrienne.

Awesome!

I mean, I wanted
to push her in.

She was never going
to let me do that.

You know, she had
to do it herself.

Ah!

No way.

My husband can be a prankster.

I'd love to.

You know what?

Paybacks are a--

You're going to have a fat lip.

I was really happy
that we made it

through the day unscathed,
and with the White Party

coming up tomorrow,
I'm glad everyone

seems to be getting along.

[PHONE RINGS]

Hi, honey.

MAURICIO (ON PHONE): Hi.

You called?

Yeah.

How much longer
before you're here?

MAURICIO (ON PHONE): I'll
be over in five minutes.

I just went to pick up
some stuff for the party,

and I'm just picking
up your [INAUDIBLE]..

OK.
Love you.

Bye.
MAURICIO (ON PHONE): I love you.

Bye.
- What's up?

I just want you to look
at the tents really quick.

I feel like it almost
should go straight.

I could pull this
back so it's swags more.

No, I don't like that.

MATT: I could bring
it up like that.

Can't it be like straight?

I mean, just like--
or pull it back more?

I don't want to be
hanging down a lot.

I want to get more open.

MATT: OK, so you want it higher.
- Yeah.

MATT: OK.

All right.

Tonight is the White
Party, and I only

have a few hours before
everyone starts showing up.

KYLE: That's going to be
pretty, don't you think?

I mean, just right
now they're clear.

So when it shows aqua, that's
just the pool and the tile.

LUIS: Yeah.

But it's going to diffuse
the light a little bit.

You mean darker?

Yeah.

KYLE: I don't know
if I like that.

Oh, I'm so confused.

Every time I throw a
party, I get really nervous

and really stressed.

I just want to make sure
they're all good over here.

Oh, this is looking
like a carnival.

I'm always running around like
a chicken with my head cut off.

How long is mine going to take?

Well, not that long.

Maybe a half an hour.

OK.

I only have a half an hour.

This is what happens every time
I have a party at my house,

I end up looking like crap.

PAMELA: No, babe, I
have the same problem.

We don't have time to
get ready because we're

busy making the party happen.

I know.
MAURICIO: Are you coming?

PAMELA: Yeah, I'll be there.

- You got all white?
- I'm excited.

Yeah.
- Nice.

Yeah.

Wouldn't miss it for the world.

Nice.

KYLE: This year's White Party
is extra special because it's

my husband's 40th birthday.

OK, honey, can you check
on everything down there?

Because I just need
a few more minutes

to get myself together here--

MAURICIO: Yeah, that's
what I'm going to go do.

KYLE: --then I can be back.

You know, since
I'm turning 40,

I've noticed I definitely
see a lot more white hair,

especially on the sides here.

I'm not happy about that.

KYLE: You know what
though, I noticed that.

Well, I'm glad you love it.

I think you look
good, especially

since I already have some.

I don't want it to start
getting like dance, dance music

till it's darker out.

And then these guys are
performing with Kerry.

Where's Kerry?

She's not here yet.

KYLE: OK, till later.

Honey, you look gorgeous.

So do you.

You look so handsome.

You excited?

Very.

You?

It's your birthday.

KYLE: I put Mauricio through a
lot lately with all this drama,

so I really want to go all
out for his 40th birthday.

He's always there for me.

I really want to show
him with his birthday

how much I love him.

Farrah, holy Toledo.

BROOKE: Wow, look at you.

KYLE: Sexy mama.

Because that is so short.

KYLE: Honey, Farrah, if
you're hiding behind a drape,

then obviously, your
dress is too short.

FARRAH: Is it up my butt?

BROOKE: No, the
short part is fine.

It's cute.

No, it's not see through.

I can't see anything.

KYLE: OK, come
help me with the--

can you come help
me with the music?

Hey.

KYLE: How are you?

Better.

Are you?

Good.

I never see you with
your hair in a ponytail.

I know.
Are you surprised?

That looks really cute.

KYLE: Kim looked beautiful.

I was happy.

She wanted to relax and have
fun and it felt like old times.

I'm really looking
forward to having

some fun with Russell tonight.

It's been way too long
since we've just hung out

and had fun together.

So hopefully, tonight's
going to be the night.

Russell, how are
you doing, bud?

Happy 30th, man.

(TOGETHER) Hi, gorgeous.

I'm interrupting.

Miranda.

Hi, gorgeous.

TAYLOR: It looks amazing,
and I cannot wait to dance,

and I'm so excited
that we're going to get

to dance and have a little fun.

Hey, how are you?

KEN: Hi.

How are you?

Well, they haven't
got a guest house,

Cedric, so don't get excited.

Hello, darling.

Oh, yes.

How are you?

You look gorgeous.

Very Marilyn, huh?

Look at you.

How are you?

Hello.

Everything yours?

Everything remaining.

LISA: So I think
Martin's coming tonight.

You are lying.

KEN: You two just met tonight.

You guys have good
chemistry together.

He's the third
person that said that.

I know.

He is coming.

I swear to god.

As soon as the party
started, Lisa walked in,

she's like Martin's coming.

Martin is coming.

You say Martin is
coming tonight, isn't he?

Yeah.

He might give it round two.

Did you not bring a date?

I did not.

Oh, OK.

I think he's a great
person, but honestly, you

think he would have called me.

I believe a man
should call a woman.

You didn't bring a date?

I was going to bring a date.

Oh, so Martin is coming.

I heard you have a wild swan.

No, I have two tamed swans.

Didn't one of them get
loose and run on the street?

No, he did.

Actually, we found
him in the street,

but we never found
out how he got there.

I think Cedric
left the gate open.

Do you think?

Another thing Cedric has done.

Arg!

All right, well, I'm going
off for some sushi, I think.

Are you eating?

You've already eaten.

I'm eating more on the way.

Should we get a drink?

I'm going to get some--

I'll get a drink with you.

Let's go.

Oh, the bar is there.

KYLE: Oh, my gosh.

Hello.

How are you?

You look gorgeous.

May I have a
cheeseburger, please?

OK.

Thank you very much.

I already had one.

That's not going to be--

Double.

Oh, come on.

I can't get my
mouth around that.

I cannot.

Now, you've got a big mouth.

Open wide.

You've got a big mouth.

Come on.

Look at that.

Wow.

Like your Russell.

TAYLOR: Beautiful.

Kyle did a great job
setting up the party.

It was cool, contemporary.

Then I love the
fact that they had

scrolling pictures
through their history

playing on the big screen.

It really shows how much they
enjoy their life together.

Where's the birthday boy?

I don't know.

He has white on.

Oh, it's OK.

He should be naked.

He'd stand out.

I want to do some dancing.

Russell and Taylor did not
seem to be having that much fun

at the White Party.

This party is going to last
till 3:00 in the morning.

Yeah.

KYLE: I'm not really sure
what was going on with them

that night, but they definitely
were not on the same page.

TAYLOR: It was such
a happy occasion,

and I'm just tried
to enjoy myself,

and Russell is very different.

You can't lure him into the fun.

NARRATOR: Coming up.

What is this?

A book.

"How to Behave and Why."

KEN: Martin is here.

I haven't seen Martin.

Playing the role
of matchmaker is not

something I like to do at all.

However, it seemed like
a desperate situation.

Oh, look at that.

There's Martin.

How are you doing?

Long time no see.

Everything good?

I found Martin.

Darling, I'm sorry.

Busted.

Are you just arriving?

No, I've been here.

Oh, OK.

I didn't see you.

How have you been doing?

Everything all right?

Everything is good.

So good.

Want a drink?

I'm good right now.

Thank you.

KIM: Martin I both, I
think really hit it off,

but sometimes things
just don't plan out

the way everybody would hoped.

CAMILLE: Lisa.

LISA: Hello.

Darling, I haven't
seen you for ages.

Everything good?

Yeah, everything is fine.

I think I'm just burning
the candle at both ends.

I've been really busy.

And I didn't say
congratulations

on Kelsey's Tony, right?

Well, it's a nomination.

A nomination.

That's fantastic.

KYLE: Thank you.

Thank you.

He's very happy.

Is he tired?

Exhausted.

He's exhausted.

Then at night he
doesn't want to listen

to Camille speak as we used
because he just is so tired.

Yeah, I can imagine.

I missed him.

I want to talk longer, and
he's like, we've talked

for 25 minutes tonight, so--

CAMILLE: I'm feeling very
disconnected from my husband.

Usually, we'd speak maybe
5, 6, 10 times a day.

And when I would hear from
him-- when he first moved to New

York, it was three
or four times a day,

and then he kept coming back.

And the lack of communication
is disturbing to me.

LISA: Kelsey's been away
for a couple of months now.

Seems to me, to be
ever such a long time.

For some marriages, it's fine.

For me, it wouldn't work.

It's nice to see everybody.

Have you seen Kyle?

No, I haven't seen her.

I have a gift for her.

I have a fun little
book for her.

I hope she gets
a kick out of it.

KYLE: Hi.

How are you?

I really appreciate it.

I know you don't feel well,
but thank you for coming.

I'm so glad I made it.

I really appreciate it.

CAMILLE: There's two
gift for you in here.

For me or for him?

CAMILLE: It's for you.

For me?

What is this?

A picture of us?

Huggies.

A book.

"How to Behave and Why."

Thank you.

It's only a joke.

Oh, did you?

Sure, Camille.

KYLE: I'm touched.

So here Camille hands me
this book, "How to behave."

I don't know if she's just
trying to get under my skin

or that's her attempt
at a sense of humour,

which I have not seen yet.

But clearly, she has
not read this book.

And you know what, I think
we should all read this book.

CAMILLE: But I think both
of us need to sit down

and go through it together.

LISA: The book was
called "How to Behave,"

but I think Camille
should read it first.

Yeah, and then you
and Kim can borrow it.

You and Kim.

Thank you.

Thank you, I think.

CAMILLE: I think Kyle seems
pretty self-deprecating

because I know I'm
self-deprecating,

but honestly, it's just a joke.

Happy birthday.

MAURICIO: Thank you.

So good to see you.

Are you having fun?

So handsome in your white.

You look beautiful, darling.

You're cute.

KYLE: Thank you so much
for coming tonight.

I'm so happy to see
all of you here.

We have a special
performance here tonight.

Kerry and we introduced your--

This is Yellow Light Go, and
as a surprise for Mauricio,

we're going to dedicate
a song to him tonight.

So Mauricio, if you
can come on up here.

Awesome.

(SINGING) Ecstasy,
exploring life and liberty.

NARRATOR: I really
like Mauricio.

He lets Kyle be who she is.

Just the fact that he's
a strong guy who can also

be sensitive with her, and
that he would do a first dance

in front of all of those people,
that he feels confident enough

to do something like that.

That girl sings.

Her voice is like an angel.

Beautiful.

NARRATOR: I was sort of wishing
that I had the same thing,

and that I could get
my marriage to a point

where we could have
those same moments.

Whew!

Ah.

That's so sweet.

That's very cute.

CAMILLE: Kyle, this is amazing.

Thanks so much for coming.

CAMILLE: Very stunning party.

Thank you so much.

I know it was a big effort.

TAYLOR: I didn't stay
long at the White Party

because I had bronchitis.

I was really feeling
under the weather.

And you, you just
look beautiful.

Your family, they're so lovely.

Thank you.

You're so blessed.

KYLE: Thank you.

Thank you so much.
CAMILLE: You're welcome.

Fat burger.

You have to have
a fat burger to go.

Bad stomach and all,
but it's worth it.

KYLE: She didn't stay very long.

CAMILLE: Two with
everything on it.

KYLE: But I feel like
Camille coming to the party

was a little bit of an
attempt to make things better.

Bye, everybody.

Ciao.

Bye.

Au revoir.

Atisila.

Thank you.

You know what?

You're in so much trouble.

Look at you.

What have I done?

LISA: You look like you're
on the pink side, huh?

You've had him for 28 years,
and you're still jealous?

I'm going to the bar.

I can't stand it.

There's Vic.

Back off.

Oh, come go with me.

TAYLOR: How many dates did you
and Ken go on before you fell?

Oh, we were together a long
time before we got engaged.

Oh, really?

Six weeks.

I knew.

I kind of-- it's one of
those things, you know?

Somebody said to me, how do
you know if you can spend

the rest of your life with him?
I don't know.

I don't want to spend the
rest of my life without him.

I know it sounds--

but within three
months, we were married.

NARRATOR: See, there you go.

LISA: How's everything with you?

It's all right.

OK.

Is it?

LISA: I'm not sure
if Russell and Taylor

are having a good time or not.

I mean, they've barely
been together all night.

TAYLOR: Russell's not someone
whose mood you can change.

It's a bummer for me because
I see everyone is having fun,

and the husbands
are participating.

I wish I could
find a way to bring

him over from the dark
side onto the fun side.

Well, let's go.

Let's go.

TAYLOR: Russell wasn't
having fun and engaging.

Well, I kind of want to stay.

He wanted to leave,
and I was there

to celebrate
Mauricio's birthday,

and I've left enough times
when I didn't want to leave.

TAYLOR: I just felt
like, no, I needed

to do what I wanted to do.

So I stayed.

It makes me feel sad
and a little lonely.

Even though I'm surrounded by
people, I feel a little alone.

NARRATOR: Coming up.

Who cares about him.

Let him go home and do his
thing, and we'll have fun.

But I--

Here's your little pants.

These look really comfy.

What happened?

Well, he left.

I'm like, I'm having--

Russell?

Yeah, he left.

It's so rare that,
you know, that we get

to really dance and have fun.

Did he just get mad?

I don't want you having fun?

I don't get it.

He said I'm done.

I'm going to go home.

And I said, well, I
kind of want to stay.

So now I feel bad,
and this your night,

so I don't talk
about this, but--

Does he not like
to see you have fun?

I just don't--

I don't know.

But--

KYLE: I felt bad for Taylor
because if my husband ever did

that, I would really feel bad.

What I observe,
he's very serious.

I feel so
disconnected, and I think

it's because he's
so busy in his mind

worrying about all these
deals and ventures.

I know, but no
offence, my husband

is busy too worrying about
all these deals also,

but he doesn't get
upset like that.

I mean, he doesn't--

And I looked over
and I'm like Mauricio--

KYLE: My husband works
his ass off every day--

--is jumping around
and having a blast

and enjoying his free time.

Exactly.

So who cares about him.

Let him go home and do his
thing, and we'll have fun.

But I--

KYLE: We'll make it just girls.

Would that be better?

I'm thinking that's better.

I'm thinking we don't need men.

Sometimes just
girls is better.

Sometimes just
girls is just better.

Yeah.

I love you.

I don't know what
she and Russell have,

but it seems to
me like Taylor is

always questioning whether she
deserves to be happy or not.

I think everyone
deserves to be happy.

I have to go.

I need to get a good night's
sleep, and I'd be worried.

l love you.

Will you kiss
Mauricio for me--

I will.

--and tell him happy,
happy, happy 29th?

I will.

I am.

I will.

Yeah, I will.

TAYLOR: Even this night
should have been a lot of fun,

and I felt like it was, but,
you know, for everyone else.

And I feel like I have this
life that I want to celebrate.

I just wish he would
celebrate with me.

Thank you.

NARRATOR: Next time on "The Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills."

There she is.

KYLE: I am so proud of
you and love you more

than words could ever explain.

Paul, do you like this?

PAUL: That I don't like.

Oh, you don't know.

Cut the crap.

Be honest.

That's what I'm saying.

Stop laughing and joking.

Because after you're
laughing and joking,

it's masking how you feel.

TAYLOR: Hey.

So.

TAYLOR: My husband told me that
he was done with our marriage.

KYLE: To learn more
about the "Housewives,"