The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (2010–…): Season 1, Episode 10 - Payback's a Bitch... Just Ask Your Husband - full transcript
The ladies roar ahead past last week's dinner party, with a '20s-themed extravaganza.
- previously on the real
housewives of beverly hills...
- so saturday night, I'm
having a dinner at my house.
- that'd be really nice.
and it'd be a completely
different vibe this time.
[all greeting at once]
- camille brought her sidekick.
I mean, psychic.
- you are entirely washed-up.
enjoy your life.
- excuse me,
you're boring me.
- I mean, it was a few
clowns short of a circus.
- camille, you sat there
the entire night like this...
you know, with your hand
there like that.
- that's who I am, kyle.
- that's not
who you are, camille,
that's who you are pretending
to be.
[upbeat music]
- it may look like
I have it all
but I want more.
♪♪ ♪♪
- in beverly hills,
it's who you know,
and I know everyone.
♪♪ ♪♪
- money is what I have,
not who I am.
♪♪ ♪♪
- I was a child star,
and now my most important role
is being a mom.
♪♪ ♪♪
- in a town full of phonies,
i'm not afraid to be me.
♪♪ ♪♪
- it's time for me
to come out of
my husband's shadow
and shine.
♪♪ ♪♪
- hey, want some juice?
- morning.
- Hi, honey.
- how are you?
- I'm good, how are you?
- what's going on?
- nothing.
- Good morning!
- say good morning.
oh, my god,
how was last night?
- heh.
don't even ask.
- why?
What happened?
- it was a disaster.
you have
no idea how bad it was,
i'm not even joking.
- What happened?
- morning, morning.
- hello, darling.
so you got home
very, very late last night.
how was it?
- heh.
you really wanna know?
- what do you mean?
- [Sigh]
- do you really wanna know?
What does that mean?
now what happened?
- there was this girl,
allison.
she claims to be
a psychic, or a medium,
or something like that.
- Right.
- camille's friend,
she sits there,
she's got this, like,
electronic cigars, cigarettes.
thing that she, like,
was puffing on, and...
- she's like...
[inhales, exhales]
and making
all these weird faces.
she was drinking
a little too much.
- she just basically pointed
around the room at one point,
and she was like,
"i can tell you when
you're gonna get divorced,"
and...
- then she starts saying
how you don't fulfill my needs
and all this stuff.
- [Laughing]
- he will never
emotionally fulfill you.
ever. Know that.
- there was an explosion
between, uh,
camille and--
And kyle.
- what else is new?
- [giggles]
yeah, exactly.
- and next thing you know...
all the women
were, like, fighting.
- I had also heard that things
were said at the airport.
- they were telling me that--
- I wasn't telling you anything,
you were baiting me.
- this is all bull[bleep]
to me, okay?
- what did you do?
- well, you know,
when you've got little kids
fighting all the time,
it wasn't a big deal to me.
- so you didn't do anything?
- well, I just--I thought
it was unnecessary drama.
no, I didn't do anything.
what was I supposed to do,
put them in time-out?
- and kyle's angry at me
because she feels like
I didn't have her back,
so I don't know that...
- if I'm already having
a problem with camille,
and there's already
problems and fighting,
why do you bring that up?
- I didn't bring it up!
- In new york, you did!
and then
I just said to her,
"you know,
you take your own car."
and I felt bad because
she ended up going home alone.
and then
we all rode together.
- so are you gonna
see these girls again soon?
like, after last night?
- brooke, I don't--
Like, honestly, I don't know
if I can handle
all these women all together.
i know lisa's got
a fundraiser coming up and--
- I think it'd
be good for you to go.
- first of all, the fundraiser
is way too soon for me,
after every time these girls
get together, there's a drama.
i'm not ready, no.
i'm not gonna go to
the fundraiser, for sure.
- we have to go to
lisa's fundraiser,
and taylor has
the roaring twenties party.
so...they're
all gonna be there.
- what happens
if camille's there
and brings allison?
- oh.
i would love to meet her.
what do you think
about mommy's
little problemas
with camille?
- not good.
- Not good, right?
- [giggles]
buggy-boo.
- I need extra flowers
for outside.
- si.
- armando, did you
water all these flowers?
you put water in here?
armando?
villa blanca, hello?
i'm so sorry,
but today we're closed.
um, we're closed
for a charity event.
i'm doing this fundraiser
at villa blanca
for this young girl
that was set on fire
in her bed by this guy
that asked her for a date.
- table here for five.
- Cedric, do you realize
that your ass
is hanging out here?
that you've got a hole in
your trousers the side of that.
would you
pull your t-shirt down?
it's a fashion show.
and we're trying to
draw attention
to the children's
burn foundation
and raise money
for this young lady.
clean this up,
this doesn't look good.
there's so many things
that can go wrong
because it's a fashion show
with the girls
walking through,
so I'm a little anxious.
i want to make sure
the kitchen's up to speed
to get the food out.
- Let me check.
- everything's
potentially fantastic,
but who knows with
these kind of things
because there's
always potential for disaster.
you need to put all
the gift bags on the chairs.
i--ugh...
- my god, it's so much,
isn't it?
- that's okay.
Well, keep going.
but cedric,
if I ask you to do something,
i'm sorry--asking you
for 15 minutes of your time...
and you were supposed
to be here at 9:00.
- that was
a misunderstanding.
- you live in my house,
drive my car,
that's not cool.
I'm sorry, it's not cool.
i had asked cedric if
he would get his lazy ass
down to villa blanca
15 minutes early
because we had
a very important event.
he declined,
so I was irritated,
to say the least.
- who's been writing that
last night until 11:00
with all the names?
Me.
- and cedric...
- For you.
- you've been
living with me for a year.
if I ask you to do
something for 15 minutes,
- I was doing it.
- Okay.
- I understand what
you're saying, it's fine.
- it's not right for you
to say we're moving on,
i say when we're moving on.
- let's go.
[gasps]
look at that dog.
today is lisa's fundraiser.
and honestly,
after the big, uh,
commotion at camille's
the other night,
i really don't feel like
putting myself back
in that situation.
- you need to stand up
and say stop.
- why don't you
stand up and say stop?
- I can't stop you because
you're off your [bleep] rocker.
- girls, enough, enough,
enough, enough!
- come on, let's go.
taylor and I go at it
for some reason.
i have no idea why.
i really shouldn't have
said those things
about her lips.
i think I'm gonna make
the first move
and reach out to her.
come on, silly.
[chatter overlaps]
- hey, darling,
how are you?
oh, I'm glad to see you,
and thank you for coming.
- I'm so happy to be here.
- Hi.
- greet your hubby first.
- how are you?
Mwah.
- hi, how are you?
- Good.
- oh, you look gorgeous.
are you okay now?
- Okay.
mwah, mwah.
So this is the designer?
- yes.
- I can tell.
because I'm starting
to recognize her work.
- hey, darling,
how are you?
I've invited as many
wealthy women that I know.
it's a sold-out event,
so fingers crossed,
we'll raise money
for this young lady.
did you speak to camille?
- I texted with her, but...
- I feel bad.
- She's pretty distraught.
- I mean, I know.
- I feel horrible.
- I mean, I wanted to phone
and say thank you
for the other night,
but...
- to have us in her home
and then something go awry,
i feel really bad--
- Well, maybe she'll show up.
- you think she might?
- well,
she said she was coming,
but I just feel,
after what went down--
i just don't want
any problems 'cause
this event is so much more
important than that.
i mean, it's two lines
they're arguing over.
you know, it's ridiculous.
it's gotta be
put to bed and done.
- yeah, that's
what I think too.
i think we gotta
put this thing to sleep.
no drama today.
do we need to
separate everyone?
- how are you?
- have you just arrived?
- well, yes.
- [Chuckles]
- good to see you.
- Good to see you.
you look gorgeous.
- I love that.
- oh, my gosh.
- Christina makowsky, yeah.
- I love it.
- Everything good?
- pretty good.
- adrienne.
ah-ha!
- Hi.
how are you?
- How are you, darling?
you look gorgeous.
- Thank you, thank you.
- I don't think camille's
coming, I don't know.
- well, understandably.
you know, the aftermath
is a little heavy.
- yeah.
- The whole thing was like--
like watching
a bad car accident.
- it was terrible.
- It was awful.
- terrible.
This is so...not who I am.
- 'cause I think you were
both ready to put it behind you
but having other people
in the room,
i think,
increased the tension.
but we're gonna
turn this train around.
- yeah, let's
turn this train around.
I've had a pit
in my stomach all day.
hi, girls.
- kyle,
do you want to join us?
- I can't, I've got all
my other friends over there.
i didn't sit with lisa,
and taylor, and adrienne,
because I invited a bunch
of my friends from childhood
and bought a table.
hello, girls.
- everybody wants to know
if they can talk to you.
- aye, aye, aye, aye, aye.
- aye, aye, aye
is exactly correct.
- well, gosh, I can
laugh now, but I mean...
- kyle, that was
one of the worst nights
i think I've ever
had in my entire life.
honestly.
- It was horrible.
- I've never seen
you so devastated either.
i mean, that was awful
in every way, shape, or form.
- first everything was great.
and then I don't
know what happened.
it just started tur--
Getting ugly.
i need to learn how to,
like, get my point, but calmly.
- and now I feel like
I can't fix it.
i just feel like
I should have...
i just wanna be civil.
she doesn't have to like me.
That happens in life.
i guess if
we don't like each other,
we can be civil and move on.
- ladies, we're about
to begin our fashion show
with clothes designed
by christina makowsky.
[applause]
- ah.
- Yeah, that's really nice.
look at you two.
- That's beautiful.
- that's cute.
- I'm so upset
that camille didn't come.
- yeah.
- well, she said she was coming
initially when I invited her.
and then all that went down.
and it's all going over
the same thing again and again.
- it's a very
ridiculous issue.
that's the problem.
it's not about family,
it's not about friends.
- I know,
it's irrelevant now.
- then there's also people,
like the woman
we're here to support today,
who have real problems,
that make things like this,
like, absolutely ridiculous.
- Absolutely.
- ridiculous, I agree.
- Ridiculous.
i'm not really used to
too much
drama amongst women.
i'm not really good
with that.
i think it defeats the
purpose of empowering women.
you know, it kind of
sets us back about 50 years.
- daniel knows him
from mexico city.
[chatter overlapping]
- uh-oh, what's going on?
- what's wrong?
- so here I was, looking
to have a great afternoon
and I received
this text from camille.
- coming up...
- and then all of a sudden,
camille and e and I clash
and this happened.
- it's so unlike you
to act like that.
- uh-oh, what's going on?
- what's wrong?
- I received
this text from camille.
- I said,
"we will no longer be
working with your husband,
thank you very much."
i think mauricio is great.
we've been working
with him for many years.
but his wife,
the way she attacks me,
i just can't work with
that family right now.
i can't be kyle's target.
that's just--
Enough's enough.
- I don't know want to do.
i felt devastated.
- you okay, honey?
- usually, I feel like
I know how to fix something,
or handle it, or sit down
and get it out on the table.
but with camille,
I have tried a number of times
and it just
ends up worse every time.
i just felt like
there was no hope.
- all right, ladies.
let's put our hands together
for christine makowsky
and her fantastic fashions.
oh, my goodness.
were they beautiful or what?
- the event was successful.
everything went perfectly.
we did manage
to raise $25,000.
so I was very happy.
i'm really glad you came,
though.
you know, especially after
the weekend was so traumatic.
- thank you for having me,
and for involving me.
and anything I can do
for women in need, you know?
i'm right there.
- All right.
- I love you.
- Thank you for coming.
- I'm so psyched for this.
- are you cool if
I do, like, uh, wheelies?
- [giggles]
no.
- no?
No wheelies for camille?
- no wheelies for me.
- Okay.
- I have two children,
i'd like to stay alive.
lisa invited me to
her fundraiser,
but the thought
of running into kyle...
after that evening,
I just, uh,
decided to pass on
that event.
- wear that.
- Thank you.
- get your hair outta there.
there we go.
- okay.
i usually ride kelsey's,
but he's got that big
harley of his, you know...
- Different.
- yeah, it's so different.
- Just different.
- shh, I didn't say that.
after my dinner,
allison said,
"camille, those women
will eat their own."
so when they left, I really--
In my heart, I felt like
i just can't be around them.
[engine turns over]
[motorcycle revs loudly]
i believe that allison
was standing up for me.
i mean, of course,
I like taylor and adrienne,
but I just thought that
kyle was just
awful and vile.
i have no interest
in making amends with kyle.
there's no point.
it'd be a waste of my time.
- good morning.
- Morning.
i'm here to see julie waldorf.
- Okay.
- if you wanna keep pace
in beverly hills,
you have to throw parties
that people talk about.
so I'm throwing a roaring
twenties costume party.
- hi!
- Hi.
how are you?
Wow, look at that.
mwah!
- Good to see you.
- I hope this isn't for me.
I don't know why.
i just cannot resist
a theme party this year.
that's my thing.
- Isn't this amazing?
- my gosh, look at
all these costumes!
look,
little house on the prairie.
kyle, and kim.
- Yes, yes.
- at the fundraiser
at villa blanca,
both camille and kim had said
they were gonna come,
but neither of them showed.
and now I'm getting
a little concerned whether
they're going to show up for
my roaring twenties party.
you can really tell
this is 100 years old,
just by the way that
it's worn.
and it's so incredible.
- this is just all crystal.
Let's compare.
- ooh, that's nice.
- This really dresses it up.
and you're okay wearing
jewelry--costume jewelry?
- sure.
- Yeah, I know you normally--
- it's a costume party.
this is kind of cute.
- That one I love too.
- I have a big head, julie.
- Yeah.
no, no.
That came out wrong.
- [giggles]
- kind of looks like a peacock
on the top of your head.
- [giggles]
- [gasp]
this is gorgeous.
I love it!
this is the one!
Yay, I'm serious!
i am so excited.
- You are so cute.
- this is perfection.
- Okay, this is it.
- how do you feel?
- I feel good.
- you look gorgeous.
- So we'll make this work.
- we'll make it work.
- so what's going on?
- Hi.
- great seeing you.
- Nice to see you,
what's happening?
- Wonderful.
what's happening with you?
- All good, all good.
i owe you a phone call.
- Bye.
- uh.
- [Sighs]
- would you like to order?
- Yeah, we're ready.
do you know
what you want, honey?
- which is
my favorite salad, honey?
- the, uh, you know,
trecciolina, I think it is.
- I'll have that with shrimp.
- all right, I'm gonna
have the salmon
and the, uh,
trecciolina, please.
thank you so much.
- Pleasure.
enjoy.
- Thank you, thank you.
my husband's clients
are very important to him,
and I would never want it
to get around
that he had a problem
because of me.
it's a small town,
and his business,
very important to him.
the whole thing with camille's
been weighing very heavy.
- right.
- after the argument
the other night,
we've had
two very bad fights.
so now obviously
we're not getting along.
and she wrote me
this long text
just kind of, like,
parting ways.
then she said something like,
"by the way,
we won't be doing business
with your husband anymore."
anyway, I didn't say anything
to you about that
because I feel really bad
because--
because here, you know,
you have a great relationship
with kelsey and camille,
like business and friendship.
and then all of a sudden
camille and I clash,
and this happens.
So I feel bad that I'm...
i feel guilty about that.
- I mean, the only thing
I can do is just
try to, uh...
regain kelsey
and camille's trust.
i think that that's just
a childish, uh, reason
to not want to do business
with somebody.
and so you know, I don't know
how I could really be angry
at somebody that, you know,
wants to do a childish decision.
it just feels, you know,
it's so unlike you
to act like that.
i mean, to have
those fights with people,
that's so not like you.
- I know that.
- you know, I have clients,
and I...you know,
I need to protect them.
so I don't wanna lose
my clients.
- I mean, I...
i would like to be able
to fix things with camille.
i'm gonna reach out to her,
and then, I guess
time will tell, I don't know.
i don't know where you go
from here.
where do you go from here?
- coming up...
- she's almost like a child
that you've gotta smack
on the hand and say,
"no, it's time to
grow up now, kyle."
- like,
you almost wanna put...
you both in time-out
at that point.
- let's check this out.
hey.
- Hey.
- hey, hey, hey, hey.
- Hey, guys.
- hi, brian, how are you?
- Hey.
good to see you.
- we have a record division,
and it's
called maloof records.
- hey, troy.
- Hey, man.
[chatter overlaps]
- my personal taste in music
is so diversified.
usher, timbaland, jay-z.
i'm kind of
all over the place.
- the first song that
we're gonna play is, uh,
if I say good-bye.
it's kind of like
a power ballad for us.
- all right, let's hear it.
- Let's go.
- yeah.
our family's
a little interesting in that--
that we all work together.
[loud rock music]
♪♪ ♪♪
- people will always ask us
"well, how do you make
a family business work?"
well, you don't
always agree, of course.
you have your disagreements.
but at the end of the day,
we find a way to,
to really work it out.
and that's what's made us,
you know,
successful
as a family business.
♪♪ ♪♪
the blow-up
between camille and kyle
was actually ridiculous.
i mean, it just didn't seem
at that time to matter.
the family business,
that's what's important to me.
♪♪ ♪♪
- that's what
we've been working on.
[cheers and applause]
- thank you.
[phone ringing]
- hello?
- Hi, there.
may I speak to camille?
This is taylor.
- hey, taylor.
Let me get her.
hold on one moment.
- even though I've already
invited camille to the party,
i just wanna reach out to her
and let her know that I'd
really like for her to be there.
- how are you?
- I'm good, I'm good.
well, I wanted to
just follow up with you
regarding
the roaring twenties
because I know
I invited you,
but I really
want you to come.
i want us to be able to
spend some time together
and have some fun.
and you know,
we can kind of just mingle
and move around
and not get into
any serious discussions.
- uh, I don't know.
you know,
it's been difficult.
kyle and I just don't seem to
hit it off.
and I'm a little reluctant.
maybe it would be
a good idea if I go.
you know, sometimes
it's better to face your enemy.
thank you for the invitation.
it sounds amazing. I--
let me think about it,
okay?
- promise me
you'll try to make it.
- yes.
I will try to make it.
okay, I'll try.
We'll see.
- good.
- Okay. Bye.
- bye-bye.
- hi.
- Hello.
welcome to the painted nail.
- Hi. I'm kim.
- sarah.
- nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
what did you wanna get done
today?
- um, I'd just like to get
a manicure.
- hi.
- Hey!
- how are you, girl?
- I think if taylor and I
spent more time together,
we would get over our issues.
- good, what are you getting?
Manicure?
- the ice cream sundae
manicure.
oh, okay, I don't know
what it is but it sounds good.
- I really like kyle,
and kim and I
have had so much friction,
and I feel like
that's kind of been
an awkward piece of
my friendship with kyle.
so I'm having a 1920s party,
a costume party.
- oh, my god, when?
- Yeah.
um, thursday night.
Yeah, you should come.
everyone's gonna dress up,
and...
- I would love to.
i have something going on
on thursday.
- oh, do you?
it's kind of last minute,
so...
- wait, can I ask you
a question?
- yeah.
- Am I a last-minute invitation
'cause you were debating
whether
you were gonna invite me?
- Ha-ha-ha!
[laughing]
yes.
[giggles]
actually, yes.
- Yeah.
i don't have anything
against taylor.
i actually began
to really like taylor.
unfortunately,
people say things
that they don't mean,
and things just fly out.
well, taylor, you're
the one that said that.
- why would I ever
say camille was insecure?
don't--do not [bleep]
drag me into this.
'cause I guarantee you're
barking up the wrong tree here.
- I think what happens
with you and i,
is that when
everybody's fighting,
you and I don't do well with it.
- Mm-mm.
- so it's like, you go there,
and I go there,
'cause the situation's
so uncomfortable.
- I'm really hoping
it's behind all of us.
that, you know, kyle--
- then again,
where would the fun be?
[giggles]
no, I don't like
to see anybody fight.
it went nice,
we had a good time,
and there was no fighting.
i could be taylor's friend,
easily.
- and it's really
over nothing.
- I don't know how
it happens.
- I cannot figure kim out.
she is an enigma to me.
she should have, like,
a superhero costume
with a big question mark
on it.
'cause I do not understand
the girl.
- oh, this is nice.
i love dining outside.
- Thank you. Thank you.
- perfect.
- Yeah, it's great.
thanks.
thank you.
- how are we doing?
Doing good?
- hi, yeah.
- Are you ready?
have you looked at
the menu?
- I'm gonna go for a salad.
- we have
a nice arugula salad
with some rustic tomato
on top.
- oh, that sounds good.
- Do you like lemon dressing?
- I love lemon dressing.
- Lemon dressing?
- that sounds fantastic.
- That's perfect.
- I'll have that, as well.
- The same thing for you?
- fantastic.
- Thank you so much.
enjoy.
- Thank you.
- taylor's party.
- Yeah.
- I'm so excited,
I can't wait.
it was hard to decide
whether I would go to
taylor's party or not.
but I like taylor.
and it's about taylor,
not about the other girls.
- I still haven't gotten
a costume.
i don't know what
i'm gonna do.
- I rented a costume.
should be a lot of fun.
- It will be.
- and this will be
the first time I see kyle.
i don't think
it's appropriate
for somebody
to come into my house
and then verbally
assault me that way.
yeah, it just kind of
threw me for a loop,
i didn't expect it.
- Yeah.
- I just think it was two
different personalities that--
- right, right,
just two different ways of--
- she doesn't understand me.
it's like, I can't
write a book about myself,
but I can give her
some literature and say,
"hey, this is the person
that I am, and this is you."
- it's just a response
to things that have happened
over an extended period
of time.
- yeah, I mean--
- Do you think?
- why do I have to
be the target?
- adrienne, she always plays
the peacemaker.
she just thinks it was just
a grave misunderstanding
between the both of us
'cause she knows both of us
and our personalities.
and I just think
I don't understand
or get kyle's personality.
- would you like to--
- Do you want some dessert?
- I'm fine, thank you.
I'm quite perfect, thank you.
- I might just get
a cappuccino.
- cappuccino?
- Non-fat.
- no fat cappuccino.
- Oh, you know what?
i'll have a cappuccino also.
That sounds perfect.
- no fat for you too?
- Yes, that sounds great.
it's almost like a child
that you gotta smack on the hand
and say "no, it's time to
grow up now, kyle."
- like you almost wanna put...
- Behave like--
- you both in time-out
at that point.
- it's hard to explain.
because the way
she verbally lashes out,
it's very immature,
I think.
- I would hope that
camille would make
a little bit more effort
towards kyle
to kind of make amends
and bury the hatchet.
um, you know, I have to
go pick up my son.
paul and I are going to
a dinner for his school, so.
- mm-hmm. Okay.
- I just didn't really wanna
talk about kyle and camille.
i had enough of it.
- I am so glad that
we had this conversation.
- absolutely.
- what are you doing?
- [Giggles]
- hello?
hi.
hi, where are you?
- I'm up in my room, come up.
- hi, giggy.
- Hey, portia.
- look,
chloe's getting jealous.
- hello, darling.
- How are you?
- good.
Hi, giggy.
oh, I'm gonna kiss giggy.
- what are you up to?
- [Laughing]
- nothing, I'm trying
to find something
to wear to
the roaring twenties party.
- oh, I hate the idea of
the roaring twenties party.
i don't know what to wear.
- look, I rented this.
i didn't wanna tell you
what happened at the fundraiser
because I didn't wanna
take away from your event
and what we were really
there for,
but you have no idea
the text she sent me.
- why?
- I'm sitting there,
and I get a text from her
basically saying that
she doesn't want
anything to do with me,
and that we're not
doing business together anymore.
meaning, of course,
with mauricio.
- oh, that's ridiculous.
- I was so upset, lisa.
i could not stop crying,
I was so upset.
- you can't let her
get to you.
- I don't know how not to.
i will never be able to
trust her.
never be able
to trust her again.
- she didn't show up
at the fundraiser,
so maybe she won't
be there tonight.
- well, I hope she's not.
just because
it will be a lot easier.
i don't want any more
problems.
i just don't want any
repeat problems.
i know.
let's just hope
she doesn't come.
- coming up...
[high-pitched barking]
- ready?
Go!
[barks, pants]
- we need to get dressed,
we're going out.
and we cannot have this
little bald ass hanging out.
giggy has alopecia.
You poor little thing!
i don't care if
he doesn't have his fur.
i mean, it's like
i'm not gonna trade kenny in
when he loses his hair,
am i?
that feels good,
I know that feels good.
- he's a little fluff ball.
the prettiest dog
I've ever seen in my life.
[high-pitched barking]
oh, you wanna wear
your santa claus outfit?
[high-pitched barking]
pajamas...
mexican hat...
come on, you know
you look good in this.
- lisa's with him
day and night.
- come on, gigster.
- doesn't put him down.
- Hmm?
- I think he's taken
my place.
- that's good,
that's good, that's good,
that's good! Good boy!
giggy has the easy life.
i'm coming back as giggy,
that's for sure.
- hey.
- How are you?
- hey, how are you?
Mwah.
this is real vintage,
from the 1920s.
i'd really
love to wear this one.
but we're just
gonna have to see if
we can make it work with my--
- We can make it work.
- but that's out back-up.
- Yeah, we'll make that work.
- and that's the dress
that I'm wearing.
so it has, like,
the high neckline...
- how wonderful.
- Like this, right?
- perfect.
- Gonna be, like, '20s chick?
- flapper.
- [Giggles]
i thought it would be
fun to do the '20s
because the whole
prohibition thing.
- is there gonna
be booze at the party?
- what do you think?
[giggles]
how long have you known me?
yes, it should be fun
tonight.
i think all the--all my girls
are coming in costume.
- cool, I'm excited.
- Yeah.
- spray it.
just so that
you get that right there.
you know what I mean?
yeah, so that
there's a defined curl.
- because then--
'cause all of this
is just gonna get tucked up
like that.
- I love it.
- Okay, right.
- ee!
[claps]
thank you!
I feel hollywood glam-y.
- whit?
- Hey, mom.
- what you doing?
- Packing.
- brought you a sandwich.
- thank you.
- You're welcome.
oh, my gosh.
- I just--i...
[scoffs]
i don't even
know what to bring.
i'm gonna be there
for so long.
- I don't want you
to go.
- I know.
- whitney's decided that
she's gonna go to houston
for the summer.
and she's got friends there,
her dad's there...
so you know, I understand.
but I was absolutely
terrified
that she wasn't
going to come back.
- I know
you don't want me to go,
but, you know,
it'll be good for me.
- you wanna
stay one extra day and have
an extra little
good-bye party for you?
- no.
i mean, I would,
but maybe--
i don't know,
I just won't have enough time.
i have to get there already.
- I know, but...
i wanna really, like,
do a little, like...
"see you
in a month and a half."
i feel like I just
got her back after, you know,
she's been at college
and she's been away.
and I was so excited
to have her home this year.
- I'm gonna come back.
and it'll be as if
I never even left.
but also I'm gonna be
not living at home
for not too much longer.
- why not?
What do you mean?
- I mean, I know I'm
taking a year off from school,
but I'm gonna go back
this coming school year.
before you know it
i'm gonna be out on my own,
like, living in
my own apartment.
- I figured though, if you
went to a school close enough,
that you'd still wanna
live at home.
no?
- um,
I don't know about that.
- so whitney...
you're coming back
for sure, right?
- yes.
people can go away for
the summer and come home.
i'm going for,
like, three months.
- three?
You know, this started out
when you first said,
"i'm going to houston,"
you were gonna go
for, like, a month.
- well, I have to
tell you less.
- now it's three months?
- mom, I gave you this dress
to wear to taylor's party.
- you know what,
the party's tonight too.
and I'd rather
just be with you.
- I don't care if you go.
- Thanks a lot.
- obviously, I care for you
to stay home
and not go to a party for me,
but you need
to keep the relationship
with your girlfriends.
- because you're leaving
or something?
it was my daughter's
last night in town
before going away
for the summer,
and I never would have
left her on that night.
my "thing" is my kids.
so I was happy to be here
at home with her.
- mom, will you come back up
in a little bit?
because I'm really
bad at folding.
- I will help you.
even though I don't want you
to go, I'll help you pack.
- I love you.
- still think about if you wanna
stay for a party, or--
i'm just teasing.
- Mom!
- joking!
Okay, I love you.
- love you.
- hey, guys.
Hurry up.
- hold on a second, okay,
already?
- okay, we're gonna be late.
- Okay.
okay, it's not
easy being me, you know?
- ugh. It took forever.
- uh!
We must be joking!
- what?
- What are you doing?
- what do you think?
you know, well, the dress
didn't look good on me.
- it looked better on me,
let us face it.
- what do you think,
darling?
- oh, my god.
- don't [bleep] with
mr. Pinky tonight, okay?
- please don't hit me again.
- Come on, let's do it.
come on, ken.
Get used to it.
- jesus.
- ken, you know what?
cedric really fancied me
upstairs in the bathroom.
he said, "for
the first time, lisa,
i find you attractive."
- [Chuckles]
- I'm not walking
'cross the road,
i have heels on.
- Oh, don't be ridiculous.
- look at this.
- Oh, for goodness sake.
they're running shoes,
as far as I'm concerned.
[doorbell rings]
- [laughing]
hey.
- I said,
"boy, lisa got tall."
- ha-ha!
- Oh, my god!
- god, oh,
you look great.
- little shock to see
cedric dressed as a woman.
and seeing lisa as a man...
she's too pretty
to be a man.
- we're ready.
- My god, look at this guy.
- we've been waiting
for you to dress.
- I'm a lady.
- [chuckles]
almost.
- do you want some pads for
those shoulders, paul?
- smartass.
- [Laughing]
- what we have here
is the pink pearl.
it's sort of
a grapefruit-driven cocktail.
- let's do that.
- Will do, sir.
- we'll try that.
- Okay.
- there you go. Hi.
- Wow.
- I cut all my hair off.
- I hope not.
- [Giggles]
- I hope it's in there
somewhere.
- it is, it is.
- So is this my--
- hi, darling, happy birthday!
- Thank you for my party.
you look amazing.
Exceeding all expectations.
- aw, thank you.
- Turn around.
stunning.
- How does my hat look?
- I love it.
- Perfect.
- down a little more
in front.
- do I look like a gangster?
- Russ the gangster.
- you guys
all look so handsome.
the '20s are working.
- [laughing]
I love it.
well, everyone looks great.
the room looks so good--
Hi, girls!
- your lips are red.
- I know.
- is it...
Is it smearable?
- I don't know.
give me a cocktail first
and then we'll find out.
- oh, right.
- [Laughing]
you guys look amazing.
[gasp]
whoo-hoo!
ah!
Look at you!
mwah, mwah!
you look good.
- So do you.
- give me the spin.
girl, you look hot
as always.
i love you.
- Is this from your wardrobe?
or is this--
- No, no, no, this is not.
this is fake.
these are real.
- I mean, the dress.
- oh, no.
From my wardrobe, no.
- did you rent it, or--
- kelsey and i,
we are that kinky.
you know, we like
to dress up a lot. No.
we'll see what happens
when I see kyle.
i don't wanna be on
the receiving end
of her slings and arrows.
like I said, with our
personalities, you never know.
'cause we have
strong personalities.
even though I'm quiet.
but that doesn't mean
I don't have a stubborn,
strong personality.
because I'm nice and sweet
and kind to everybody.
i'm very sweet,
and I'm very generous,
they take advantage.
- ah!
- What!
- yeah, nice to see you.
- I'm not intimidated
by kyle.
she's all bark.
it's a very obnoxious,
loud bark,
- this is, like,
a gorgeous dress.
- this is real.
- Oh, you found the shoes.
- yes!
- You found them.
- I found the textured
ones that you love.
- I love them.
- Look who's here!
- hi!
- Wow!
[laughing]
- hey, buddy.
- ah...ha!
- Wow!
[chatter overlaps]
- that's brilliant.
- who are you?
i had to take a double take
when cedric walked in.
and I really thought
there was a strange person,
like, crashing our party.
i mean, the whole thing
was hysterical.
- cedric...
Let's see your arms.
check out those guns.
- [silent laughing]
- cedric, you and I
are like twins tonight.
- right.
we could do the, uh--
- this looks like you
every day--
dapper and
well put together.
[giggles]
- so how you doin', man?
- I'm good. You?
- you having a good time?
- I'm great, you?
[glass shatters distantly]
- have you met my boyfriend?
- oh, you two
look amazing together!
- mm!
[giggles]
- I don't fancy it at all!
[all laughing]
- cedric's dream come true.
[all laughing]
- hi, camille.
- You look so handsome.
- well, I tried hard.
this keychain
is my grandfather's.
- oh, is it?
- And it's actually from 1922.
so I'm like, I have to
wear it tonight.
- typical mauricio.
forgets everything
that's happened,
and walks up to camille
and says, "hey, how are you?"
and gives a big kiss.
that's how he is.
letting everything
roll off his shoulder.
- let me show you this.
my other grandfather
gave me this.
and this is from--
I think,
like, '29 or '30.
- '29 or '30.
- so you have real pieces.
- how cool is that?
- Crazy.
- I would like to think
that we can be friendly.
i just can't tell.
- coming up...
- camille.
i really just
wanna go over and say hi
and get this over with.
- you know what, it's gr--
It's better like that.
look at you.
My god.
everybody has,
like, real dresses
and mine's, like,
from a costume shop.
camille...
i really just
wanna go over and say hi
and get this over with.
did you meet justin?
- Hi.
- justin.
- Hi, it's nice to meet you.
- do the charleston?
I'll teach you some dances.
i bet he can dance.
- Oh, my gosh.
- camille and I just
sort of said to each other
"how are you?"
"it's good to see you."
and...you know,
kind of small talk.
- I love this outfit,
it's brilliant.
and...you know,
kind of small talk.
- I don't know
what I'd do without him.
- I love having
those people in my life too.
- [chuckles]
- I just wanna give you
a hug.
can I give you a hug?
i always take the high road.
I try.
i mean, you know,
try as I may.
but I always
take the high road.
that's my motto here.
- I swear to god,
every time I see you--
i'm not just saying this--
i always think
"i love you, you're so sweet,"
and I don't know
what happens.
- and then we get into it,
and we're like ah!
and she's ah!
- I'm serious.
you know, some people
have, like, a connection...
- yes.
- And other people have, like--
i don't know what it is,
because every time
i feel like that, and
then I don't know what happens.
- I know, and with us
we get close,
and then something happens,
and then...
- I know, I know.
- And then--I know.
- let's get past it.
the way
we spoke to each other
and the things that
we said,
i think that
we were both trying
to put this behind us
and move on.
i know that I've said this
to you before,
that eventually you'll get to
know me and understand...
- I guess
I don't understand it.
- all right.
now are you two
getting along?
- yes, we are.
- Because I brought back-up.
- [laughing]
- it's just been
a misunderstanding.
- yes.
- We got a bad start.
i mean, if we were, like,
being set up,
we would never
go on a date again.
- no, I know.
I know.
- but since
we're not on a date,
we can give it another shot.
- but since
we're not on a date,
- oh, absolutely.
- [Chuckles]
- we need to, like, figure out
a way to start from scratch.
- oh, yeah, absolutely.
I would love to start.
- me too,
I really mean that.
- even from this night on,
I wanna put it all behind us.
- me too.
- Aw, yay!
- good, good, good, good.
- Good, good.
- I don't want
no trouble tonight, okay?
- no trouble, I promise.
- I want you to know...
camille and kyle made up.
- Okay, that's good.
we can move on.
- Wait...
- tonight they said
"for sure, it's behind us."
and uh, here's to that.
- Yeah, cheers.
- no more
sleepless nights.
sir.
- well, we'll see,
won't we?
i mean,
we said that last time
so we'll see
where this one goes.
camille and kyle,
they hug and they kiss,
like nothing has happened.
so is this
over and done with?
i wouldn't
put my money on it.
i don't think
there's a smooth road ahead.
- next time on the real
housewives of beverly hills...
- he's been with us
over a year.
- you're ruining my nice,
pleasant afternoon
cutting roses.
- a year is enough.
[upbeat latin music]
- what is this?
a book.
how to behave
and why.
[laughter]
[overlapping chatter]
- [screams]
[laughter]
- paybacks are a...
you're gonna have a fat lip.
- to learn more
about the housewives,
housewives of beverly hills...
- so saturday night, I'm
having a dinner at my house.
- that'd be really nice.
and it'd be a completely
different vibe this time.
[all greeting at once]
- camille brought her sidekick.
I mean, psychic.
- you are entirely washed-up.
enjoy your life.
- excuse me,
you're boring me.
- I mean, it was a few
clowns short of a circus.
- camille, you sat there
the entire night like this...
you know, with your hand
there like that.
- that's who I am, kyle.
- that's not
who you are, camille,
that's who you are pretending
to be.
[upbeat music]
- it may look like
I have it all
but I want more.
♪♪ ♪♪
- in beverly hills,
it's who you know,
and I know everyone.
♪♪ ♪♪
- money is what I have,
not who I am.
♪♪ ♪♪
- I was a child star,
and now my most important role
is being a mom.
♪♪ ♪♪
- in a town full of phonies,
i'm not afraid to be me.
♪♪ ♪♪
- it's time for me
to come out of
my husband's shadow
and shine.
♪♪ ♪♪
- hey, want some juice?
- morning.
- Hi, honey.
- how are you?
- I'm good, how are you?
- what's going on?
- nothing.
- Good morning!
- say good morning.
oh, my god,
how was last night?
- heh.
don't even ask.
- why?
What happened?
- it was a disaster.
you have
no idea how bad it was,
i'm not even joking.
- What happened?
- morning, morning.
- hello, darling.
so you got home
very, very late last night.
how was it?
- heh.
you really wanna know?
- what do you mean?
- [Sigh]
- do you really wanna know?
What does that mean?
now what happened?
- there was this girl,
allison.
she claims to be
a psychic, or a medium,
or something like that.
- Right.
- camille's friend,
she sits there,
she's got this, like,
electronic cigars, cigarettes.
thing that she, like,
was puffing on, and...
- she's like...
[inhales, exhales]
and making
all these weird faces.
she was drinking
a little too much.
- she just basically pointed
around the room at one point,
and she was like,
"i can tell you when
you're gonna get divorced,"
and...
- then she starts saying
how you don't fulfill my needs
and all this stuff.
- [Laughing]
- he will never
emotionally fulfill you.
ever. Know that.
- there was an explosion
between, uh,
camille and--
And kyle.
- what else is new?
- [giggles]
yeah, exactly.
- and next thing you know...
all the women
were, like, fighting.
- I had also heard that things
were said at the airport.
- they were telling me that--
- I wasn't telling you anything,
you were baiting me.
- this is all bull[bleep]
to me, okay?
- what did you do?
- well, you know,
when you've got little kids
fighting all the time,
it wasn't a big deal to me.
- so you didn't do anything?
- well, I just--I thought
it was unnecessary drama.
no, I didn't do anything.
what was I supposed to do,
put them in time-out?
- and kyle's angry at me
because she feels like
I didn't have her back,
so I don't know that...
- if I'm already having
a problem with camille,
and there's already
problems and fighting,
why do you bring that up?
- I didn't bring it up!
- In new york, you did!
and then
I just said to her,
"you know,
you take your own car."
and I felt bad because
she ended up going home alone.
and then
we all rode together.
- so are you gonna
see these girls again soon?
like, after last night?
- brooke, I don't--
Like, honestly, I don't know
if I can handle
all these women all together.
i know lisa's got
a fundraiser coming up and--
- I think it'd
be good for you to go.
- first of all, the fundraiser
is way too soon for me,
after every time these girls
get together, there's a drama.
i'm not ready, no.
i'm not gonna go to
the fundraiser, for sure.
- we have to go to
lisa's fundraiser,
and taylor has
the roaring twenties party.
so...they're
all gonna be there.
- what happens
if camille's there
and brings allison?
- oh.
i would love to meet her.
what do you think
about mommy's
little problemas
with camille?
- not good.
- Not good, right?
- [giggles]
buggy-boo.
- I need extra flowers
for outside.
- si.
- armando, did you
water all these flowers?
you put water in here?
armando?
villa blanca, hello?
i'm so sorry,
but today we're closed.
um, we're closed
for a charity event.
i'm doing this fundraiser
at villa blanca
for this young girl
that was set on fire
in her bed by this guy
that asked her for a date.
- table here for five.
- Cedric, do you realize
that your ass
is hanging out here?
that you've got a hole in
your trousers the side of that.
would you
pull your t-shirt down?
it's a fashion show.
and we're trying to
draw attention
to the children's
burn foundation
and raise money
for this young lady.
clean this up,
this doesn't look good.
there's so many things
that can go wrong
because it's a fashion show
with the girls
walking through,
so I'm a little anxious.
i want to make sure
the kitchen's up to speed
to get the food out.
- Let me check.
- everything's
potentially fantastic,
but who knows with
these kind of things
because there's
always potential for disaster.
you need to put all
the gift bags on the chairs.
i--ugh...
- my god, it's so much,
isn't it?
- that's okay.
Well, keep going.
but cedric,
if I ask you to do something,
i'm sorry--asking you
for 15 minutes of your time...
and you were supposed
to be here at 9:00.
- that was
a misunderstanding.
- you live in my house,
drive my car,
that's not cool.
I'm sorry, it's not cool.
i had asked cedric if
he would get his lazy ass
down to villa blanca
15 minutes early
because we had
a very important event.
he declined,
so I was irritated,
to say the least.
- who's been writing that
last night until 11:00
with all the names?
Me.
- and cedric...
- For you.
- you've been
living with me for a year.
if I ask you to do
something for 15 minutes,
- I was doing it.
- Okay.
- I understand what
you're saying, it's fine.
- it's not right for you
to say we're moving on,
i say when we're moving on.
- let's go.
[gasps]
look at that dog.
today is lisa's fundraiser.
and honestly,
after the big, uh,
commotion at camille's
the other night,
i really don't feel like
putting myself back
in that situation.
- you need to stand up
and say stop.
- why don't you
stand up and say stop?
- I can't stop you because
you're off your [bleep] rocker.
- girls, enough, enough,
enough, enough!
- come on, let's go.
taylor and I go at it
for some reason.
i have no idea why.
i really shouldn't have
said those things
about her lips.
i think I'm gonna make
the first move
and reach out to her.
come on, silly.
[chatter overlaps]
- hey, darling,
how are you?
oh, I'm glad to see you,
and thank you for coming.
- I'm so happy to be here.
- Hi.
- greet your hubby first.
- how are you?
Mwah.
- hi, how are you?
- Good.
- oh, you look gorgeous.
are you okay now?
- Okay.
mwah, mwah.
So this is the designer?
- yes.
- I can tell.
because I'm starting
to recognize her work.
- hey, darling,
how are you?
I've invited as many
wealthy women that I know.
it's a sold-out event,
so fingers crossed,
we'll raise money
for this young lady.
did you speak to camille?
- I texted with her, but...
- I feel bad.
- She's pretty distraught.
- I mean, I know.
- I feel horrible.
- I mean, I wanted to phone
and say thank you
for the other night,
but...
- to have us in her home
and then something go awry,
i feel really bad--
- Well, maybe she'll show up.
- you think she might?
- well,
she said she was coming,
but I just feel,
after what went down--
i just don't want
any problems 'cause
this event is so much more
important than that.
i mean, it's two lines
they're arguing over.
you know, it's ridiculous.
it's gotta be
put to bed and done.
- yeah, that's
what I think too.
i think we gotta
put this thing to sleep.
no drama today.
do we need to
separate everyone?
- how are you?
- have you just arrived?
- well, yes.
- [Chuckles]
- good to see you.
- Good to see you.
you look gorgeous.
- I love that.
- oh, my gosh.
- Christina makowsky, yeah.
- I love it.
- Everything good?
- pretty good.
- adrienne.
ah-ha!
- Hi.
how are you?
- How are you, darling?
you look gorgeous.
- Thank you, thank you.
- I don't think camille's
coming, I don't know.
- well, understandably.
you know, the aftermath
is a little heavy.
- yeah.
- The whole thing was like--
like watching
a bad car accident.
- it was terrible.
- It was awful.
- terrible.
This is so...not who I am.
- 'cause I think you were
both ready to put it behind you
but having other people
in the room,
i think,
increased the tension.
but we're gonna
turn this train around.
- yeah, let's
turn this train around.
I've had a pit
in my stomach all day.
hi, girls.
- kyle,
do you want to join us?
- I can't, I've got all
my other friends over there.
i didn't sit with lisa,
and taylor, and adrienne,
because I invited a bunch
of my friends from childhood
and bought a table.
hello, girls.
- everybody wants to know
if they can talk to you.
- aye, aye, aye, aye, aye.
- aye, aye, aye
is exactly correct.
- well, gosh, I can
laugh now, but I mean...
- kyle, that was
one of the worst nights
i think I've ever
had in my entire life.
honestly.
- It was horrible.
- I've never seen
you so devastated either.
i mean, that was awful
in every way, shape, or form.
- first everything was great.
and then I don't
know what happened.
it just started tur--
Getting ugly.
i need to learn how to,
like, get my point, but calmly.
- and now I feel like
I can't fix it.
i just feel like
I should have...
i just wanna be civil.
she doesn't have to like me.
That happens in life.
i guess if
we don't like each other,
we can be civil and move on.
- ladies, we're about
to begin our fashion show
with clothes designed
by christina makowsky.
[applause]
- ah.
- Yeah, that's really nice.
look at you two.
- That's beautiful.
- that's cute.
- I'm so upset
that camille didn't come.
- yeah.
- well, she said she was coming
initially when I invited her.
and then all that went down.
and it's all going over
the same thing again and again.
- it's a very
ridiculous issue.
that's the problem.
it's not about family,
it's not about friends.
- I know,
it's irrelevant now.
- then there's also people,
like the woman
we're here to support today,
who have real problems,
that make things like this,
like, absolutely ridiculous.
- Absolutely.
- ridiculous, I agree.
- Ridiculous.
i'm not really used to
too much
drama amongst women.
i'm not really good
with that.
i think it defeats the
purpose of empowering women.
you know, it kind of
sets us back about 50 years.
- daniel knows him
from mexico city.
[chatter overlapping]
- uh-oh, what's going on?
- what's wrong?
- so here I was, looking
to have a great afternoon
and I received
this text from camille.
- coming up...
- and then all of a sudden,
camille and e and I clash
and this happened.
- it's so unlike you
to act like that.
- uh-oh, what's going on?
- what's wrong?
- I received
this text from camille.
- I said,
"we will no longer be
working with your husband,
thank you very much."
i think mauricio is great.
we've been working
with him for many years.
but his wife,
the way she attacks me,
i just can't work with
that family right now.
i can't be kyle's target.
that's just--
Enough's enough.
- I don't know want to do.
i felt devastated.
- you okay, honey?
- usually, I feel like
I know how to fix something,
or handle it, or sit down
and get it out on the table.
but with camille,
I have tried a number of times
and it just
ends up worse every time.
i just felt like
there was no hope.
- all right, ladies.
let's put our hands together
for christine makowsky
and her fantastic fashions.
oh, my goodness.
were they beautiful or what?
- the event was successful.
everything went perfectly.
we did manage
to raise $25,000.
so I was very happy.
i'm really glad you came,
though.
you know, especially after
the weekend was so traumatic.
- thank you for having me,
and for involving me.
and anything I can do
for women in need, you know?
i'm right there.
- All right.
- I love you.
- Thank you for coming.
- I'm so psyched for this.
- are you cool if
I do, like, uh, wheelies?
- [giggles]
no.
- no?
No wheelies for camille?
- no wheelies for me.
- Okay.
- I have two children,
i'd like to stay alive.
lisa invited me to
her fundraiser,
but the thought
of running into kyle...
after that evening,
I just, uh,
decided to pass on
that event.
- wear that.
- Thank you.
- get your hair outta there.
there we go.
- okay.
i usually ride kelsey's,
but he's got that big
harley of his, you know...
- Different.
- yeah, it's so different.
- Just different.
- shh, I didn't say that.
after my dinner,
allison said,
"camille, those women
will eat their own."
so when they left, I really--
In my heart, I felt like
i just can't be around them.
[engine turns over]
[motorcycle revs loudly]
i believe that allison
was standing up for me.
i mean, of course,
I like taylor and adrienne,
but I just thought that
kyle was just
awful and vile.
i have no interest
in making amends with kyle.
there's no point.
it'd be a waste of my time.
- good morning.
- Morning.
i'm here to see julie waldorf.
- Okay.
- if you wanna keep pace
in beverly hills,
you have to throw parties
that people talk about.
so I'm throwing a roaring
twenties costume party.
- hi!
- Hi.
how are you?
Wow, look at that.
mwah!
- Good to see you.
- I hope this isn't for me.
I don't know why.
i just cannot resist
a theme party this year.
that's my thing.
- Isn't this amazing?
- my gosh, look at
all these costumes!
look,
little house on the prairie.
kyle, and kim.
- Yes, yes.
- at the fundraiser
at villa blanca,
both camille and kim had said
they were gonna come,
but neither of them showed.
and now I'm getting
a little concerned whether
they're going to show up for
my roaring twenties party.
you can really tell
this is 100 years old,
just by the way that
it's worn.
and it's so incredible.
- this is just all crystal.
Let's compare.
- ooh, that's nice.
- This really dresses it up.
and you're okay wearing
jewelry--costume jewelry?
- sure.
- Yeah, I know you normally--
- it's a costume party.
this is kind of cute.
- That one I love too.
- I have a big head, julie.
- Yeah.
no, no.
That came out wrong.
- [giggles]
- kind of looks like a peacock
on the top of your head.
- [giggles]
- [gasp]
this is gorgeous.
I love it!
this is the one!
Yay, I'm serious!
i am so excited.
- You are so cute.
- this is perfection.
- Okay, this is it.
- how do you feel?
- I feel good.
- you look gorgeous.
- So we'll make this work.
- we'll make it work.
- so what's going on?
- Hi.
- great seeing you.
- Nice to see you,
what's happening?
- Wonderful.
what's happening with you?
- All good, all good.
i owe you a phone call.
- Bye.
- uh.
- [Sighs]
- would you like to order?
- Yeah, we're ready.
do you know
what you want, honey?
- which is
my favorite salad, honey?
- the, uh, you know,
trecciolina, I think it is.
- I'll have that with shrimp.
- all right, I'm gonna
have the salmon
and the, uh,
trecciolina, please.
thank you so much.
- Pleasure.
enjoy.
- Thank you, thank you.
my husband's clients
are very important to him,
and I would never want it
to get around
that he had a problem
because of me.
it's a small town,
and his business,
very important to him.
the whole thing with camille's
been weighing very heavy.
- right.
- after the argument
the other night,
we've had
two very bad fights.
so now obviously
we're not getting along.
and she wrote me
this long text
just kind of, like,
parting ways.
then she said something like,
"by the way,
we won't be doing business
with your husband anymore."
anyway, I didn't say anything
to you about that
because I feel really bad
because--
because here, you know,
you have a great relationship
with kelsey and camille,
like business and friendship.
and then all of a sudden
camille and I clash,
and this happens.
So I feel bad that I'm...
i feel guilty about that.
- I mean, the only thing
I can do is just
try to, uh...
regain kelsey
and camille's trust.
i think that that's just
a childish, uh, reason
to not want to do business
with somebody.
and so you know, I don't know
how I could really be angry
at somebody that, you know,
wants to do a childish decision.
it just feels, you know,
it's so unlike you
to act like that.
i mean, to have
those fights with people,
that's so not like you.
- I know that.
- you know, I have clients,
and I...you know,
I need to protect them.
so I don't wanna lose
my clients.
- I mean, I...
i would like to be able
to fix things with camille.
i'm gonna reach out to her,
and then, I guess
time will tell, I don't know.
i don't know where you go
from here.
where do you go from here?
- coming up...
- she's almost like a child
that you've gotta smack
on the hand and say,
"no, it's time to
grow up now, kyle."
- like,
you almost wanna put...
you both in time-out
at that point.
- let's check this out.
hey.
- Hey.
- hey, hey, hey, hey.
- Hey, guys.
- hi, brian, how are you?
- Hey.
good to see you.
- we have a record division,
and it's
called maloof records.
- hey, troy.
- Hey, man.
[chatter overlaps]
- my personal taste in music
is so diversified.
usher, timbaland, jay-z.
i'm kind of
all over the place.
- the first song that
we're gonna play is, uh,
if I say good-bye.
it's kind of like
a power ballad for us.
- all right, let's hear it.
- Let's go.
- yeah.
our family's
a little interesting in that--
that we all work together.
[loud rock music]
♪♪ ♪♪
- people will always ask us
"well, how do you make
a family business work?"
well, you don't
always agree, of course.
you have your disagreements.
but at the end of the day,
we find a way to,
to really work it out.
and that's what's made us,
you know,
successful
as a family business.
♪♪ ♪♪
the blow-up
between camille and kyle
was actually ridiculous.
i mean, it just didn't seem
at that time to matter.
the family business,
that's what's important to me.
♪♪ ♪♪
- that's what
we've been working on.
[cheers and applause]
- thank you.
[phone ringing]
- hello?
- Hi, there.
may I speak to camille?
This is taylor.
- hey, taylor.
Let me get her.
hold on one moment.
- even though I've already
invited camille to the party,
i just wanna reach out to her
and let her know that I'd
really like for her to be there.
- how are you?
- I'm good, I'm good.
well, I wanted to
just follow up with you
regarding
the roaring twenties
because I know
I invited you,
but I really
want you to come.
i want us to be able to
spend some time together
and have some fun.
and you know,
we can kind of just mingle
and move around
and not get into
any serious discussions.
- uh, I don't know.
you know,
it's been difficult.
kyle and I just don't seem to
hit it off.
and I'm a little reluctant.
maybe it would be
a good idea if I go.
you know, sometimes
it's better to face your enemy.
thank you for the invitation.
it sounds amazing. I--
let me think about it,
okay?
- promise me
you'll try to make it.
- yes.
I will try to make it.
okay, I'll try.
We'll see.
- good.
- Okay. Bye.
- bye-bye.
- hi.
- Hello.
welcome to the painted nail.
- Hi. I'm kim.
- sarah.
- nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
what did you wanna get done
today?
- um, I'd just like to get
a manicure.
- hi.
- Hey!
- how are you, girl?
- I think if taylor and I
spent more time together,
we would get over our issues.
- good, what are you getting?
Manicure?
- the ice cream sundae
manicure.
oh, okay, I don't know
what it is but it sounds good.
- I really like kyle,
and kim and I
have had so much friction,
and I feel like
that's kind of been
an awkward piece of
my friendship with kyle.
so I'm having a 1920s party,
a costume party.
- oh, my god, when?
- Yeah.
um, thursday night.
Yeah, you should come.
everyone's gonna dress up,
and...
- I would love to.
i have something going on
on thursday.
- oh, do you?
it's kind of last minute,
so...
- wait, can I ask you
a question?
- yeah.
- Am I a last-minute invitation
'cause you were debating
whether
you were gonna invite me?
- Ha-ha-ha!
[laughing]
yes.
[giggles]
actually, yes.
- Yeah.
i don't have anything
against taylor.
i actually began
to really like taylor.
unfortunately,
people say things
that they don't mean,
and things just fly out.
well, taylor, you're
the one that said that.
- why would I ever
say camille was insecure?
don't--do not [bleep]
drag me into this.
'cause I guarantee you're
barking up the wrong tree here.
- I think what happens
with you and i,
is that when
everybody's fighting,
you and I don't do well with it.
- Mm-mm.
- so it's like, you go there,
and I go there,
'cause the situation's
so uncomfortable.
- I'm really hoping
it's behind all of us.
that, you know, kyle--
- then again,
where would the fun be?
[giggles]
no, I don't like
to see anybody fight.
it went nice,
we had a good time,
and there was no fighting.
i could be taylor's friend,
easily.
- and it's really
over nothing.
- I don't know how
it happens.
- I cannot figure kim out.
she is an enigma to me.
she should have, like,
a superhero costume
with a big question mark
on it.
'cause I do not understand
the girl.
- oh, this is nice.
i love dining outside.
- Thank you. Thank you.
- perfect.
- Yeah, it's great.
thanks.
thank you.
- how are we doing?
Doing good?
- hi, yeah.
- Are you ready?
have you looked at
the menu?
- I'm gonna go for a salad.
- we have
a nice arugula salad
with some rustic tomato
on top.
- oh, that sounds good.
- Do you like lemon dressing?
- I love lemon dressing.
- Lemon dressing?
- that sounds fantastic.
- That's perfect.
- I'll have that, as well.
- The same thing for you?
- fantastic.
- Thank you so much.
enjoy.
- Thank you.
- taylor's party.
- Yeah.
- I'm so excited,
I can't wait.
it was hard to decide
whether I would go to
taylor's party or not.
but I like taylor.
and it's about taylor,
not about the other girls.
- I still haven't gotten
a costume.
i don't know what
i'm gonna do.
- I rented a costume.
should be a lot of fun.
- It will be.
- and this will be
the first time I see kyle.
i don't think
it's appropriate
for somebody
to come into my house
and then verbally
assault me that way.
yeah, it just kind of
threw me for a loop,
i didn't expect it.
- Yeah.
- I just think it was two
different personalities that--
- right, right,
just two different ways of--
- she doesn't understand me.
it's like, I can't
write a book about myself,
but I can give her
some literature and say,
"hey, this is the person
that I am, and this is you."
- it's just a response
to things that have happened
over an extended period
of time.
- yeah, I mean--
- Do you think?
- why do I have to
be the target?
- adrienne, she always plays
the peacemaker.
she just thinks it was just
a grave misunderstanding
between the both of us
'cause she knows both of us
and our personalities.
and I just think
I don't understand
or get kyle's personality.
- would you like to--
- Do you want some dessert?
- I'm fine, thank you.
I'm quite perfect, thank you.
- I might just get
a cappuccino.
- cappuccino?
- Non-fat.
- no fat cappuccino.
- Oh, you know what?
i'll have a cappuccino also.
That sounds perfect.
- no fat for you too?
- Yes, that sounds great.
it's almost like a child
that you gotta smack on the hand
and say "no, it's time to
grow up now, kyle."
- like you almost wanna put...
- Behave like--
- you both in time-out
at that point.
- it's hard to explain.
because the way
she verbally lashes out,
it's very immature,
I think.
- I would hope that
camille would make
a little bit more effort
towards kyle
to kind of make amends
and bury the hatchet.
um, you know, I have to
go pick up my son.
paul and I are going to
a dinner for his school, so.
- mm-hmm. Okay.
- I just didn't really wanna
talk about kyle and camille.
i had enough of it.
- I am so glad that
we had this conversation.
- absolutely.
- what are you doing?
- [Giggles]
- hello?
hi.
hi, where are you?
- I'm up in my room, come up.
- hi, giggy.
- Hey, portia.
- look,
chloe's getting jealous.
- hello, darling.
- How are you?
- good.
Hi, giggy.
oh, I'm gonna kiss giggy.
- what are you up to?
- [Laughing]
- nothing, I'm trying
to find something
to wear to
the roaring twenties party.
- oh, I hate the idea of
the roaring twenties party.
i don't know what to wear.
- look, I rented this.
i didn't wanna tell you
what happened at the fundraiser
because I didn't wanna
take away from your event
and what we were really
there for,
but you have no idea
the text she sent me.
- why?
- I'm sitting there,
and I get a text from her
basically saying that
she doesn't want
anything to do with me,
and that we're not
doing business together anymore.
meaning, of course,
with mauricio.
- oh, that's ridiculous.
- I was so upset, lisa.
i could not stop crying,
I was so upset.
- you can't let her
get to you.
- I don't know how not to.
i will never be able to
trust her.
never be able
to trust her again.
- she didn't show up
at the fundraiser,
so maybe she won't
be there tonight.
- well, I hope she's not.
just because
it will be a lot easier.
i don't want any more
problems.
i just don't want any
repeat problems.
i know.
let's just hope
she doesn't come.
- coming up...
[high-pitched barking]
- ready?
Go!
[barks, pants]
- we need to get dressed,
we're going out.
and we cannot have this
little bald ass hanging out.
giggy has alopecia.
You poor little thing!
i don't care if
he doesn't have his fur.
i mean, it's like
i'm not gonna trade kenny in
when he loses his hair,
am i?
that feels good,
I know that feels good.
- he's a little fluff ball.
the prettiest dog
I've ever seen in my life.
[high-pitched barking]
oh, you wanna wear
your santa claus outfit?
[high-pitched barking]
pajamas...
mexican hat...
come on, you know
you look good in this.
- lisa's with him
day and night.
- come on, gigster.
- doesn't put him down.
- Hmm?
- I think he's taken
my place.
- that's good,
that's good, that's good,
that's good! Good boy!
giggy has the easy life.
i'm coming back as giggy,
that's for sure.
- hey.
- How are you?
- hey, how are you?
Mwah.
this is real vintage,
from the 1920s.
i'd really
love to wear this one.
but we're just
gonna have to see if
we can make it work with my--
- We can make it work.
- but that's out back-up.
- Yeah, we'll make that work.
- and that's the dress
that I'm wearing.
so it has, like,
the high neckline...
- how wonderful.
- Like this, right?
- perfect.
- Gonna be, like, '20s chick?
- flapper.
- [Giggles]
i thought it would be
fun to do the '20s
because the whole
prohibition thing.
- is there gonna
be booze at the party?
- what do you think?
[giggles]
how long have you known me?
yes, it should be fun
tonight.
i think all the--all my girls
are coming in costume.
- cool, I'm excited.
- Yeah.
- spray it.
just so that
you get that right there.
you know what I mean?
yeah, so that
there's a defined curl.
- because then--
'cause all of this
is just gonna get tucked up
like that.
- I love it.
- Okay, right.
- ee!
[claps]
thank you!
I feel hollywood glam-y.
- whit?
- Hey, mom.
- what you doing?
- Packing.
- brought you a sandwich.
- thank you.
- You're welcome.
oh, my gosh.
- I just--i...
[scoffs]
i don't even
know what to bring.
i'm gonna be there
for so long.
- I don't want you
to go.
- I know.
- whitney's decided that
she's gonna go to houston
for the summer.
and she's got friends there,
her dad's there...
so you know, I understand.
but I was absolutely
terrified
that she wasn't
going to come back.
- I know
you don't want me to go,
but, you know,
it'll be good for me.
- you wanna
stay one extra day and have
an extra little
good-bye party for you?
- no.
i mean, I would,
but maybe--
i don't know,
I just won't have enough time.
i have to get there already.
- I know, but...
i wanna really, like,
do a little, like...
"see you
in a month and a half."
i feel like I just
got her back after, you know,
she's been at college
and she's been away.
and I was so excited
to have her home this year.
- I'm gonna come back.
and it'll be as if
I never even left.
but also I'm gonna be
not living at home
for not too much longer.
- why not?
What do you mean?
- I mean, I know I'm
taking a year off from school,
but I'm gonna go back
this coming school year.
before you know it
i'm gonna be out on my own,
like, living in
my own apartment.
- I figured though, if you
went to a school close enough,
that you'd still wanna
live at home.
no?
- um,
I don't know about that.
- so whitney...
you're coming back
for sure, right?
- yes.
people can go away for
the summer and come home.
i'm going for,
like, three months.
- three?
You know, this started out
when you first said,
"i'm going to houston,"
you were gonna go
for, like, a month.
- well, I have to
tell you less.
- now it's three months?
- mom, I gave you this dress
to wear to taylor's party.
- you know what,
the party's tonight too.
and I'd rather
just be with you.
- I don't care if you go.
- Thanks a lot.
- obviously, I care for you
to stay home
and not go to a party for me,
but you need
to keep the relationship
with your girlfriends.
- because you're leaving
or something?
it was my daughter's
last night in town
before going away
for the summer,
and I never would have
left her on that night.
my "thing" is my kids.
so I was happy to be here
at home with her.
- mom, will you come back up
in a little bit?
because I'm really
bad at folding.
- I will help you.
even though I don't want you
to go, I'll help you pack.
- I love you.
- still think about if you wanna
stay for a party, or--
i'm just teasing.
- Mom!
- joking!
Okay, I love you.
- love you.
- hey, guys.
Hurry up.
- hold on a second, okay,
already?
- okay, we're gonna be late.
- Okay.
okay, it's not
easy being me, you know?
- ugh. It took forever.
- uh!
We must be joking!
- what?
- What are you doing?
- what do you think?
you know, well, the dress
didn't look good on me.
- it looked better on me,
let us face it.
- what do you think,
darling?
- oh, my god.
- don't [bleep] with
mr. Pinky tonight, okay?
- please don't hit me again.
- Come on, let's do it.
come on, ken.
Get used to it.
- jesus.
- ken, you know what?
cedric really fancied me
upstairs in the bathroom.
he said, "for
the first time, lisa,
i find you attractive."
- [Chuckles]
- I'm not walking
'cross the road,
i have heels on.
- Oh, don't be ridiculous.
- look at this.
- Oh, for goodness sake.
they're running shoes,
as far as I'm concerned.
[doorbell rings]
- [laughing]
hey.
- I said,
"boy, lisa got tall."
- ha-ha!
- Oh, my god!
- god, oh,
you look great.
- little shock to see
cedric dressed as a woman.
and seeing lisa as a man...
she's too pretty
to be a man.
- we're ready.
- My god, look at this guy.
- we've been waiting
for you to dress.
- I'm a lady.
- [chuckles]
almost.
- do you want some pads for
those shoulders, paul?
- smartass.
- [Laughing]
- what we have here
is the pink pearl.
it's sort of
a grapefruit-driven cocktail.
- let's do that.
- Will do, sir.
- we'll try that.
- Okay.
- there you go. Hi.
- Wow.
- I cut all my hair off.
- I hope not.
- [Giggles]
- I hope it's in there
somewhere.
- it is, it is.
- So is this my--
- hi, darling, happy birthday!
- Thank you for my party.
you look amazing.
Exceeding all expectations.
- aw, thank you.
- Turn around.
stunning.
- How does my hat look?
- I love it.
- Perfect.
- down a little more
in front.
- do I look like a gangster?
- Russ the gangster.
- you guys
all look so handsome.
the '20s are working.
- [laughing]
I love it.
well, everyone looks great.
the room looks so good--
Hi, girls!
- your lips are red.
- I know.
- is it...
Is it smearable?
- I don't know.
give me a cocktail first
and then we'll find out.
- oh, right.
- [Laughing]
you guys look amazing.
[gasp]
whoo-hoo!
ah!
Look at you!
mwah, mwah!
you look good.
- So do you.
- give me the spin.
girl, you look hot
as always.
i love you.
- Is this from your wardrobe?
or is this--
- No, no, no, this is not.
this is fake.
these are real.
- I mean, the dress.
- oh, no.
From my wardrobe, no.
- did you rent it, or--
- kelsey and i,
we are that kinky.
you know, we like
to dress up a lot. No.
we'll see what happens
when I see kyle.
i don't wanna be on
the receiving end
of her slings and arrows.
like I said, with our
personalities, you never know.
'cause we have
strong personalities.
even though I'm quiet.
but that doesn't mean
I don't have a stubborn,
strong personality.
because I'm nice and sweet
and kind to everybody.
i'm very sweet,
and I'm very generous,
they take advantage.
- ah!
- What!
- yeah, nice to see you.
- I'm not intimidated
by kyle.
she's all bark.
it's a very obnoxious,
loud bark,
- this is, like,
a gorgeous dress.
- this is real.
- Oh, you found the shoes.
- yes!
- You found them.
- I found the textured
ones that you love.
- I love them.
- Look who's here!
- hi!
- Wow!
[laughing]
- hey, buddy.
- ah...ha!
- Wow!
[chatter overlaps]
- that's brilliant.
- who are you?
i had to take a double take
when cedric walked in.
and I really thought
there was a strange person,
like, crashing our party.
i mean, the whole thing
was hysterical.
- cedric...
Let's see your arms.
check out those guns.
- [silent laughing]
- cedric, you and I
are like twins tonight.
- right.
we could do the, uh--
- this looks like you
every day--
dapper and
well put together.
[giggles]
- so how you doin', man?
- I'm good. You?
- you having a good time?
- I'm great, you?
[glass shatters distantly]
- have you met my boyfriend?
- oh, you two
look amazing together!
- mm!
[giggles]
- I don't fancy it at all!
[all laughing]
- cedric's dream come true.
[all laughing]
- hi, camille.
- You look so handsome.
- well, I tried hard.
this keychain
is my grandfather's.
- oh, is it?
- And it's actually from 1922.
so I'm like, I have to
wear it tonight.
- typical mauricio.
forgets everything
that's happened,
and walks up to camille
and says, "hey, how are you?"
and gives a big kiss.
that's how he is.
letting everything
roll off his shoulder.
- let me show you this.
my other grandfather
gave me this.
and this is from--
I think,
like, '29 or '30.
- '29 or '30.
- so you have real pieces.
- how cool is that?
- Crazy.
- I would like to think
that we can be friendly.
i just can't tell.
- coming up...
- camille.
i really just
wanna go over and say hi
and get this over with.
- you know what, it's gr--
It's better like that.
look at you.
My god.
everybody has,
like, real dresses
and mine's, like,
from a costume shop.
camille...
i really just
wanna go over and say hi
and get this over with.
did you meet justin?
- Hi.
- justin.
- Hi, it's nice to meet you.
- do the charleston?
I'll teach you some dances.
i bet he can dance.
- Oh, my gosh.
- camille and I just
sort of said to each other
"how are you?"
"it's good to see you."
and...you know,
kind of small talk.
- I love this outfit,
it's brilliant.
and...you know,
kind of small talk.
- I don't know
what I'd do without him.
- I love having
those people in my life too.
- [chuckles]
- I just wanna give you
a hug.
can I give you a hug?
i always take the high road.
I try.
i mean, you know,
try as I may.
but I always
take the high road.
that's my motto here.
- I swear to god,
every time I see you--
i'm not just saying this--
i always think
"i love you, you're so sweet,"
and I don't know
what happens.
- and then we get into it,
and we're like ah!
and she's ah!
- I'm serious.
you know, some people
have, like, a connection...
- yes.
- And other people have, like--
i don't know what it is,
because every time
i feel like that, and
then I don't know what happens.
- I know, and with us
we get close,
and then something happens,
and then...
- I know, I know.
- And then--I know.
- let's get past it.
the way
we spoke to each other
and the things that
we said,
i think that
we were both trying
to put this behind us
and move on.
i know that I've said this
to you before,
that eventually you'll get to
know me and understand...
- I guess
I don't understand it.
- all right.
now are you two
getting along?
- yes, we are.
- Because I brought back-up.
- [laughing]
- it's just been
a misunderstanding.
- yes.
- We got a bad start.
i mean, if we were, like,
being set up,
we would never
go on a date again.
- no, I know.
I know.
- but since
we're not on a date,
we can give it another shot.
- but since
we're not on a date,
- oh, absolutely.
- [Chuckles]
- we need to, like, figure out
a way to start from scratch.
- oh, yeah, absolutely.
I would love to start.
- me too,
I really mean that.
- even from this night on,
I wanna put it all behind us.
- me too.
- Aw, yay!
- good, good, good, good.
- Good, good.
- I don't want
no trouble tonight, okay?
- no trouble, I promise.
- I want you to know...
camille and kyle made up.
- Okay, that's good.
we can move on.
- Wait...
- tonight they said
"for sure, it's behind us."
and uh, here's to that.
- Yeah, cheers.
- no more
sleepless nights.
sir.
- well, we'll see,
won't we?
i mean,
we said that last time
so we'll see
where this one goes.
camille and kyle,
they hug and they kiss,
like nothing has happened.
so is this
over and done with?
i wouldn't
put my money on it.
i don't think
there's a smooth road ahead.
- next time on the real
housewives of beverly hills...
- he's been with us
over a year.
- you're ruining my nice,
pleasant afternoon
cutting roses.
- a year is enough.
[upbeat latin music]
- what is this?
a book.
how to behave
and why.
[laughter]
[overlapping chatter]
- [screams]
[laughter]
- paybacks are a...
you're gonna have a fat lip.
- to learn more
about the housewives,