The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (2010–…): Season 1, Episode 12 - Turn, Turn, Turn - full transcript

- cedric, you've been living
with me for a year.

i say when
we're moving on.

- ohh! Hello, hello, hello.
- Hi.

- I am not interested
in moving back to new york.

- thanks for coming.
- Oh, okay, so--

kelsey and I really
are gonna have to have

a heart-to-heart.

- I'll see you in a while.

- okay, see you
in a little while.

okay, bye, sweetie.
- All right, bye.

- good job.



- russell left?
- Yeah, he left.

- does he not like to see
you have fun?

- I just don't--
I don't know.

[upbeat music]

it may look like
I have it all,

but I want more.

- in beverly hills,
it's who you know,

and I know everyone.

- money is what I have,
not who I am.

- I was a child star,

but now my most important role
is being a mom.

- in a town full
of phonies,

i'm not afraid
to be me.

- it's time for me to come
out of my husband's shadow



and shine.

- I'm gonna have dinner
with kyle, actually.

- oh, nice, nice.
How is she?

- she's here now.
- Hello.

- I'll speak to you later.
Hello, darling.

- hi, how are you?
- How are you?

- I'm good. How are you?
- You look gorgeous.

everything good?

- yes.
Look at you, gorgeous.

- long time no see.
- Ooh, where'd you get that?

- kyle's been spending
a lot of time

with taylor lately,

so I've missed actually
seeing her on my own.

so this'll be a great chance
to catch up.

well, my husband today
decides he wants to go

and have lasik surgery
on his eyes.

but then I'm thinking,

"why do I want him
to be able to see me perfectly?

because just
as I'm falling apart--"

- you know what?
God has a system.

- exactly.

i'm fed up with backing out
of the bedroom

as well, you know, like--

- I swear, he loves it.

- cheers, darling.
- Cheers, cheers.

- so how are you?
- I'm just exhausted.

i feel so overwhelmed
right now.

my kids--it's the end
of the school year.

- everything's going on?
- I've got, you know--

farrah will be graduating
from college,

and that's going to be

a very, very exciting...

thrilling day for me.

parties, performances,
awards, you know.

- yeah, I remember that.

but you know what?
You'll Miss it.

as soon as you don't have it,
you'll Miss it.

[cell phone chimes]

- hold on. Um...
- So--

- taylor's coming by.

- oh, she is?

- russell's dropping her off.

- I want to say something.
I want to clear something up.

okay, you know what?
You've known me a long time.

you've known her
for five minutes.

kyle and I have been friends
for quite a while,

and taylor's trying to wiggle
her way in there.

back off, taylor.

when we were in new york,

you know when camille
came flying down the stairs...

- right.
- Like a bat out of hell?

i mean, really,
she was pissed, right?

- right.

- what happened

between us saying good-bye
to camille...

- I know.

- and then suddenly,
for no reason,

she came tearing
down the stairs?

- I'm a little confused.
- Yeah, me too.

- I just didn't know
why you think I'm so insecure.

you said it.
I didn't say it.

- I think it was taylor

that was responsible
for that fiasco.

i really do.

i think she stirred
camille up.

kyle's never understood.

taylor was the catalyst
in this situation

of creating
this whole fiasco.

and that still actually
really bothers me.

- something must have happened.

but still, camille's responsible
for her own actions.

- when we left,
camille was fine.

and then suddenly,
half an hour later--

and I kept saying at the table
to taylor,

"what's happened
in the last half an hour?

what's happened
that's made her so upset?"

- right.

- and she never got
to the bottom of it.

- right.

i don't know.
I don't know.

- I think I should talk
to her about it.

i'd like her to be honest
with me, you know?

i'm a straight shooter.
You know what?

i don't have time
for bull[bleep].

- I don't care what taylor said
to her upstairs

in the bathroom
or if she did or she didn't.

she did not need to come down
and act like that.

she's gonna stop by and say hi.
- Okay.

- don't say anything
about new york.

- absolutely--
- To bring it up now--

i don't want you to talk
about new york.

- I'm not interested
in discussing that.

- there's no point, right?
- Yeah, absolutely.

what I say is what I do.

and I prefer it if my friends
are the same way.

- darling!
- Hello.

- hello!
- Hello, how are you?

- how are you?
You look gorgeous.

- perfect sweater.

- what'd you say?
- "Emotion."

- how are you?
Mwah!

- mwah!

- [sighs]
so how's everything with you?

- I'm good.

you know,
today was a long day.

i'm a little bit
emotionally exhausted.

how do you feel?

- I feel good.
I feel good.

- [chanting]
we feel good.

- we're cheerleaders.

[chanting]
we feel good, we feel good.

- I know.
I know you're jealous

that we're bonding.

- are you kidding me?
- You know what?

- are you kidding me?
- No!

- I think she's allowed
to give support

where support is due.

she would hold your hand
if you needed it.

- oh, for goodness' sake.

will you stop doing this?

i feel like I'm at a table
with a pair of lesbians.

now break it up, okay?
- Maybe you are.

now stop it.

[raucous laughter]

- okay.
- Okay.

okay, sorry.

- so I...

i see you're going
through something.

- yes.

- and I know you've said
something to kyle.

i don't exactly know what.

but we're all here
for you, absolutely.

i mean, you can't--
As I said--

- that was my soap-opera look.

- oh, stop.
Cut the crap.

be honest.
That's what I'm saying.

stop laughing and joking,

'cause often your laughing
and joking

is masking
how you're feeling.

- yep.

[laughs] is it weird
that we're saying this?

[cackling]

- I want taylor to take things
a little more seriously.

i had been privy
to taylor being upset before.

so the fact
that her marriage,

um, had a few problems
was of no surprise to me.

- so I've got
a husband waiting.

- okay.
- So...

- we're gonna sit and chat
for a minute.

- you wanna sit and chat?
- Yeah.

we're gonna sit and chat...

'cause your husband's waiting.
Our husbands aren't.

and we're just gonna,
like, chitchat.

- oh, cheers, anyway.
Here's to going forward.

- cheers.
- Cheers.

- absolutely.

to moving forward...
- In life.

- to girlfriends being there
whenever you need them.

- absolutely.
And here's to being honest.

- there's nothing
like having girlfriends

who are there for you.
- Being honest.

[energetic music]

♪♪ ♪♪

- I'm so glad to see you guys.
It's been a while.

- I know. I know.
- Time flies.

- hey.
- Hey, guys.

- hello.

- hi.
- Hi.

- hey, congratulations.
- I know. It's crazy.

- I texted him.
- I love that.

- did you?
- Yeah. We'll see what happens.

- I texted him too,
but I never heard back from him.

did you hear back from him?
- Yeah, I haven't heard back.

- prior to the tony awards,

my husband called me
in the middle of the night

and told me that he was done
with our marriage.

- whatever you guys
would like to drink.

- let's enjoy.
- How about some wine?

- let's have fun...
- That would be great.

- starting now.

i begged him,
"please don't leave,

and don't leave the family."

and it's devastating.

- what are you gonna wear?

- that's the best part of it,
is picking out gowns.

- exactly.
- I don't know.

i have several choices.

um, so I'm bringing,
like, three in--

the black and the red.

so we'll decide
when I get there.

i didn't want to go
to the tonys.

he said, "this is something
we really need to do together."

and then he said,
"why don't we do this?

"if you come
to the tonys,

"why don't we spend
some quality time together

"and see what happens?

"maybe we can have
a romantic weekend.

let's just see
how it works out."

you know, the only thing
i'm worried about--

the red dress,
it's got such a long train

that it's gonna be
a lot of work

carrying it around
that night.

- and hopefully,
the weather is beautiful.

- I know.
Let's pray for sun.

- yes, yes.
- I have a lot of dress.

- well, cheers...
[laughing]

to the tonys.
- Cheers, to the tonys.

- to kelsey.
- To kelsey.

- to kelsey, that he wins,
and, you know--

- I certainly hope so.

so when the play is finished
with its run,

or kelsey's part,

is he gonna be moving
back here?

- um, that's the plan.

but he also called me

and said
that he might wanna stay

in new york for a while.

my best friend, deidre,
knew what was going on.

none of my other
friends knew.

i was so distraught.

i just couldn't bring myself
to tell anybody.

- but it's--
- My brain is fried.

- you don't know
what I've gone through,

and I'm not gonna tell you,
but you'll know.

- yeah, you're looking
a little thin.

- tired and a little thin?

have you noticed
that I've lost a little weight?

- yeah.
- No, I'm not proud of it.

most people would be proud
when they lose weight,

but I'm not.

my stomach's been killing me.

- stress?
- Stress.

- I'm sorry.

- it's okay.
It's a stressful time.

i had to put on
a happy face

and pretend everything
was, you know,

a-okay, and it wasn't, so...

- so we shouldn't plan
that coming-home party yet?

- well, I'll let you know
for sure.

i'll let everybody know--
Just not now.

i'm not ready.
- Okay.

- mm-hmm.
- I understand.

- no, but you--
You'll know.

- coming up...

- paul, do you like this?
- That I don't like.

- do you like this?
- No.

- oh, well, you don't know.

- well, then
why'd you ask me?

[energetic music]

♪♪ ♪♪

- hi.
- How you doing?

- good. How are you?
- Hey!

- how are you?
- Welcome back.

oh, hey, honey.

- good to see you.
- Good to see you too.

- how's everything?
- Oh, amazing, thank you.

you look gorgeous,
as always, head to toe.

- thank you.
- Dripping in diamonds--love it.

- I'm actually--

i need to get
a graduation gift for farrah.

- already?
She's graduating?

- yeah,
she's graduating college.

- your baby!
- I know. Can you believe it?

- proud mama.
- I know. I'm so proud.

- well, I think
we should definitely do

one round of shopping
and take a look,

because, you know--
But this is for her.

let's stay focused
this time.

- I know. That's the problem,
because I already saw something

out of the corner of my eye
as I passed that I want too.

it's very hard for me to look

for a gift for someone

without looking for myself
at the same time.

- pink sapphires.
- I love that.

is it crazy for me
to wear something like that?

- what?
It's fabulous.

it's--it's cheap and cheerful
and--and pink.

- it's cheap?
It's cheap?

- it's cheap.
For you, it's cheap.

it would look really good
at the graduation ceremony.

- outrageous.

- then maybe do that for you
and this for her,

because you both--look,
when you spend $100,000--

- she's the one who spent
all the years in college.

i'm gonna say, "this is mine,
this is yours"?

right?

but I could wear this one too.
This one I really love.

- it is fierce.

- the ring I chose for farrah

was a gorgeous platinum
and diamond ring

that is something
that I would love.

and I figure if it's something
that I would love,

she'd like to get it.

this is a huge, huge day.

- milestone--it is.

it's my first child,

you know, graduating college.

you know, I really want
to feel like...

it's gonna be really, really--

- emotional day, oh.
- Yeah.

one of my biggest regrets

is that I didn't get to go
to college.

i was acting
my entire life,

and then I went straight
from acting into being a mommy.

it's gonna be a--

oh, I'm scared.
I'm already--when I--

i get so stressed
thinking about it.

the fact that farrah
is graduating,

and then she wants to be
a forensic psychologist,

is a huge accomplishment
for her and for me...

[voice breaking]
because I was such a young mom.

i am so scared.

- shopping therapy.
Don't cry!

diamonds'll fix everything.

[cheerful music]

♪♪ ♪♪

- all right,
all you disney fans.

we are back once again

with the one and only
kim richards,

sex symbol to many boys
growing up.

you've seen her
in escape to witch mountain,

return to witch mountain.

welcome
to disney on demand, kim.

how did you get started
in acting?

- my mom was doing something
with my sister kathy,

and they walked by
and saw me

and said, "by the way,
what about her?

can--does she do anything?"

and my mom said, "no.
"she's only six months old.

she isn't--we haven't done
anything with her yet."

my mom went

to the american academy
of dramatic arts.

and her dream
was to be an actress.

and she started raising a family
younger than she anticipated.

and she took all her dreams

and put them into us.

and off we went.

i have worked with some
of the greatest actors

in the world--

bette davis, david niven,

donald pleasence,
eddie albert.

really, I have been
really blessed.

- I have to say,
I was a fan growing up as well.

so I have to thank you
for all those memories too.

- thank you so much.

yeah, I think when I retired,
my mother was devastated.

like, "no, don't."

but I really felt
once I had my daughter brooke

that I really
couldn't put her down.

and then I had whitney
and then chad

and then kimberly.

and now that they're
all growing older,

i think it--it's time for me
to come on back and--

and say hi again, so...

at this point in my life,
I would say, "you know what?

i need to make me happy."

i just want to tell
all my disney fans out there

that you're all amazing--
I love you.

I've had people name
their children after me.

i'm so honored and flattered.

i would like to have
some scripts come my way

or whatever it is.

it's gotta be the right role,
and I've gotta feel it.

and I would hope
I would be as successful

as I was before

and maybe find
a little individuality

as kim again,

not as brooke and whitney
and chad and kimberly's mom.

[laughs]

[energetic music]

♪♪ ♪♪

- I'll have to do
some power shopping,

because my husband here--

the last place he wants
to be right now is here.

- you do your thing. I'm gonna
look at something, then.

- what are you gonna look at?
- What's this hanky panky?

oh, it's a thong.
- Those are panties.

- paul, do you like this?
- No.

- oh, well,
you don't know.

- well, then
why'd you ask me?

- do you like this?

- that I don't like.
- I like it.

- when it comes to our styles,
I know what she likes.

we both have
the same taste.

- you don't have the eye.
Once this is put on--

- wait a minute.
I do have the eye.

- no, you don't.

you don't.
- Yes, I do.

- I've had to train you.

i'm like a little dog?
You have to train me?

she can shop
all day long.

bam, bam, bam, bam.
Pick it all out.

adrienne, what, are you
just picking out every shirt?

there's, like, 15 different
shirts and blouses here.

- it is too...

- kyle's daughter farrah
is graduating,

so it gives me one more excuse
to go shopping.

- adrienne.
- Yes?

i'm--i'm--I know. We're leaving.
- Adrienne...

there's too many clothes.

come on, man.

i don't go shopping
that much, paul,

so when I do,
I just kind of--

- but you didn't even look
at how much--

you didn't look at anything.
- I did too.

paul and I may bicker
a little bit too much.

but guess what.

that's what I think
most married couples do.

and that's why
they give married couples

a tax break.

- adrienne, go take a look
at that clearance rack.

[upbeat music]

♪♪ ♪♪

- we're gonna be late.
[chuckles]

- we're gonna look
for pinot noir.

that's a pinot noir, cedric.

so I don't want you
getting excited.

- a penis noir?
Is that what you said?

is that what you wanted
to say?

- that's it.
- Oh, got it.

- I'm commissioning a new
pinot noir for villa blanca.

pinot noir is a more
versatile wine.

it's a lot more elegant,
and it goes very well

with the kind of lighter fare
that we serve

at villa blanca.

so we're going
up to santa barbara

to tour the winery.

it's beautiful out there.
Look.

- yeah.
- What do you think?

do you think
I could survive up there,

or do you think I need
to live in a city?

- you'd Miss beverly hills
way too much.

- really?

- we have a house in montecito

and an apartment or--

- a smaller house.
- Beverly hills.

- our friend,
our froggy french friend

from the back there,

might have to look
for another apartment.

- I can't move out.
You'll Miss me too much.

what's wrong with you guys?

- oh, cedric.

it's time
to call it a day.

- are you gonna just drop me off
on the side of the road now?

- one day she just

left me at a phone booth,
and she never came back.

she just left me, and I was
about seven--about eight.

- no, I'm not saying
move out tomorrow.

i'm just saying, you know,
there has to be an end date.

you know?

every time I tell him that,

"i think it's about time
you moved out, cedric,"

he goes behind my back
to lisa.

cedric definitely plays
on my wife's emotions.

- oh, my god.
- Look how--

- look how beautiful it is.

- how are you?

- hi, lisa.

villa blanca team
is here.

- yeah, absolutely.
- Yeah.

thank you very much
for giving such support

and, uh,
using our wonderful grapes.

- well, we only use
the best, huh?

- yes, thank you.

cheers.

- cheers.
- Thank you.

[laid-back music]

- the thing is
with wine tasting,

is you don't swallow,
you spit.

it kind of goes

against everything
I've ever been taught, really.

- [gulps]

- let me ask you something.
- The shoes, I know, I know.

- are these the shoes for--
The new shoes?

- well, you know, flats
is a disease for me.

i know. You're right.
But I'm okay. I'm doing okay.

- maybe we should all wear
the same shoes.

[laughter]

- obviously, I made a mistake
wearing my louboutin shoes.

but--I should have worn flats.

but flats, to me,
is like a disease.

[grunting]

- whoo-hoo!

- will we dance
at your wedding?

- whoo-hoo!

- cedric, you've got lots
of energy.

we expect you for harvest.

you'll be picking
all the grapes.

- what are you dropping me
here for?

what?

it's just ken--
Now he wants to go back to...

- I mean, I believe you.

do you know what I mean?

i mean, you understand?
- Stop it.

- stop.
I love you, okay?

stop it.
Come on.

[laughing]

ken wants cedric to move out,
and I think he's right.

i mean, it's been
a one-way street, really,

for a long time now.

but I just don't know
that he's ready.

- coming up...

- and smile,
even though it hurts.

you can do it.
Smile.

[upbeat music]

♪♪ ♪♪

- how are you?

i work out with a trainer
three to four days a week.

- a really light workout
for me, 'cause I have--

i just got a spray tan, and
I don't want to sweat it off.

- we don't care about that.
- We'll discuss.

push, 20 times.
One...

- I try to get my body
back in shape.

after having the last baby,
it was a big challenge for me.

this looks so easy,

and then my heart
is, like, pounding.

- because it's raising
your heartbeat--it's a cardio.

farrah, you're doing five?

all the way down.
Perfect.

- can we have a water break?
- No.

six...

- are you excited about friday?
- Seven...

- kind of.
I don't know what to do.

- good.

- the rehearsal is today,
and I'm not going to it.

- two...
- What do you have to rehearse--

throwing your cap
in the air?

- [laughs]
five...

- farrah's graduation
is this friday,

and I think I am
more nervous than she is.

[cell phone ringing]

- hold on.

i'm trying
to get good for, uh--

- no, you're gonna
keep going.

- you guys keep going.
- Your phone is not ringing.

- hello?

- down, triceps.
- Hi!

- good, show me number eight.
- Hi, what's going on?

- good.

- I'm good, why?

what's going on?

no.

we've been playing
phone tag, why?

- from the back.
Just one more of these.

- everybody?

[sighs]

okay.

- good.
- Thank you for the heads-up.

i love you too.

yes, I know.

i love you.
Bye.

- six...
Six, she's doing great.

eight...

- aunt kathy and everybody

are not coming
on friday.

- everyone else
is coming, right?

- well, yeah,
but that's a big part

of our family
that I'd like to be there.

- eight slides.
Sorry.

but, you know, the thing is
to concentrate on what you have.

it's always better
to concentrate on what you have

and not what you don't,
so it's good.

- that's true.

- I was really surprised
when I got that call,

because I know that kathy,
rick, and paris and nicky

have been so excited
about farrah's graduation,

so I was really sad.

- you can't control it.

- yep.

[cheerful music]

♪♪ ♪♪

- got you some tea.

- oh, hey, hi.
Come in.

do you want to put it
over there?

what's going on?
- That's--

nothing.
I think, uh--

don't know, I just feel
in a bit of a funk.

- you do?
- Yeah.

- I think you are
in a funk, period.

you know, it's like,
you gotta snap out of it a bit.

i feel it's very difficult
for cedric.

one minute he's up.
The next minute he's down.

and I really feel
now he needs to--

to try and move past,
you know,

what--what happened
in his childhood.

you've been through
so much more

than most people.

i--

maybe that kind of,

you know, festers.

- my ex, I remember,
used to say,

"well, it's your fault
"that your mother abandoned you.

you pushed her away."

- well, what kind
of relationship is that?

- I was so hurt,
and I'm thinking,

"maybe he's right.

he's right.
I pushed my mother away."

and then that's what I do.

- how can you push
your mother away

when you're seven years old?

- well, she--

- you cannot take any blame
for that, cedric.

- well, you can't, but you just
can't help feeling that way.

like, you know, like,
I had to get some answer,

some sort of answers
of who my father is.

and she was saying
that she was raped.

and then--and that's how
I came to be.

so then I thought
to myself,

"well, maybe that makes sense

why she hates me so much,"
you know?

would you love a kid

that reminds you
of someone that raped you

when you were 20?

[inhales sharply]

[sighs]

and then how--
How do you then--

[sighs]

l-l-like--
How can I like myself

when I wasn't meant
to be,

or I came out
of sheer violence?

how am I supposed to just,
you know, go on from there?

no one is ever
gonna love me.

- of course somebody's
gonna love you, cedric.

we love you.

of course I'm always there
for him.

um, but now it's time

for cedric to find
his little french feet

and stand on them.

i'm always here for you.
You know that.

- I know.

but sometimes I feel
like I'm, you know, a burden.

and I hate that.

you know, I hate that feeling
of asking.

and I'd just rather just,

you know, do it alone,
but you can't.

you have to be able
to ask, right?

- I do think that maybe

you should put some things
to bed and move on.

- mm.

okeydokey.

[sad music]

♪♪ ♪♪

[energetic music]

♪♪ ♪♪

- which do you think?

- um...
- What do you think, portia?

[laughs] you don't really care
either, do you?

good.

- did we help you?

- yes, you guys helped me
so much.

here it is,
farrah's graduation morning,

and I really felt overwhelmed
just, you know,

trying to get us all ready
and out the door.

ooh, I left the tag on.
Great.

okay, guys,
we have to leave here--

i'm not kidding--
Like, now.

how you doing, guys?

okay, guys.

- what?

- are you guys eating?

okay, no, you finish eating.
You finish eating.

- hello, everybody.
- Hi.

- you all look gorgeous.

- just having kim
and her kids there

and all of my kids
and mauricio,

it was just...
[chuckles]

one of my most important days
of my life.

but it's not about me.

- everybody say
congratulations to farrie.

all:
congratulations.

- congratulations.

- can you say
congratulations, portia?

- we've been waiting
for this day for how many years?

- 21.

- what's up, guru?
- Good--good timing.

- perfect timing.
- Congratulations.

- hey.
- Hi, kyle.

- it's a big day for us.
- Yeah, very big.

- it's exciting.

[crowd chattering]

- hey.

congratulations, farrah.

- you are the best.

unbelievable
that you're graduating.

- when farrah
was coming through,

i kept--I just kept looking
for her,

and there was a sea
of gowns and caps.

and I was like,
"where is my kid?"

here she comes.
Here she comes.

i mean, when I saw farrah
come out with her cap and gown,

i thought--
I just couldn't believe it.

- farrah aldjufri...

[wild cheering]

minor in business.

- you get a picture?

- I was just looking at farrah
in her cap and gown

and thinking...

[crying]
I couldn't believe

she was, like,
21 and graduating college.

i'm looking at all
my little ones

and thinking,
"it goes so fast."

but I'm just...

so proud of her
and who she's become

and who she's always been.

it just--

the best feeling
in the world.

[laughter]

- okay, one, two, three.
Say cheese.

- nice to meet you.
- Cheese.

- oh, my god.

[energetic music]

♪♪ ♪♪

- ella, we're about to start.

get your shoes,
quickly, quickly.

come on, missy. Come on,
you guys, we're about to start.

come in.
All right, quickly, quickly.

everybody right
on your star.

even though it's
a lot of hard work

and we have to really
push ourselves,

you need to let
that joy just explode.

- you know,
it's very hard,

when your husband tells you
it's over,

and you have young children,

to try to be strong
in front of them.

- I know it hurts.
[laughter]

and why is it
that everybody starts laughing?

- yeah, right.

- because they're in pain.

- mommy's okay,
and everything's fine.

and--and he is doing
his play.

and he doesn't have to explain
anything to the children.

and the children don't see
daddy crying or daddy upset.

- think of ice cream island.

- there's no such thing
as ice cream island!

- yes, there is!
Breathe!

that's what you have
to think about.

let's have three leaders--
Mason, tiare, and amanda.

five, six, seven, eight.

and step, kick, brush.

- you know,
I just keep her occupied.

i show up at school.
We go to dance class together.

- five, six, seven, and...

- but then, you know,
she asks me a question--

"is he coming home?"

but I couldn't lie
to her and say,

"oh, yeah,
your daddy's gonna come home

when the play is done,"

knowing that he wasn't planning
on ever coming home.

- get ready. You can do this
with your parents.

get ready.
Sisters and brothers, yes...

[camille laughing]

and your dads.

- that father-daughter
relationship

is a very special bond.

i just want her to know

that no matter what,
mommy's there.

- and hold.

breathe.

and switch legs.

you're good.
Switch legs.

and smile,
even though it hurts.

you can do it.

smile.

- coming up...

- why not?

- oh, my gosh.

[peaceful music]

♪♪ ♪♪

- congratulations.

- it was a lot of work.
- It was.

- it was very emotional.

- hello.
- Hello.

how are you?

- how are you?
How did it go, mummy?

- it was amazing.

- she's beautiful.
- Thank you.

- this is so sweet here.
- Congratulations.

- thank you so much.
- How do you feel?

- she came out and just looked
so beautiful in her gown.

- was it?
Oh, you're gonna cry.

- I know.
- Oh, good lord.

- there she is.

- whoo-hoo!

farrah's here.

[cheers and applause]

- honey, you look beautiful.

- look at you.

i'm so proud of you.

- hi. Congratulations!
- Hey!

- thank you.

- I mean it.
I'm so proud of you, honey.

i really am.
I love you so much.

you're the best.
- I love you so much.

- my relationship with farrah
is super special.

i have the same love
towards her

that I have
for all my other kids.

- hi, again.
Congratulations.

- I don't know.
I'm kissing everybody today.

i don't care.

- I know, you're so lovable.
- I'm so happy.

- hi.
How are you?

- farrah's graduation fell
on a weekday

in the middle of the day.

and russell has
a really crazy schedule.

so, um, I just decided
to go by myself.

- oh, you've always been
like this.

she opens her things
so delicately,

like she's gonna save
the paper.

- oh, my god.

- I think that she was
a little bit embarrassed

to receive a gift
in front of everybody.

but I know that she
absolutely loved the ring.

but she's not the type

that would, in front
of everybody, make a big deal.

she's more subtle.

- oh.

- that's crazy.

thank you so much.

thank you.

oh, my god.

- hello.

- took me a long time to get it.
- Wait, I have to ask--

i have to ask you a question,
because this has to do with--

so he and I have been married
for eight years.

yeah, let's talk about that.

yeah.

- my mom, estella--

dr. Estella sneider--

is a psychologist,

and she has, uh,
two postdoctorate degrees.

and one of those
postdoctorate degrees

is in the, uh--
In sexual therapy.

- so--
- What's the key?

- what's the key to--

well, we've been in it
for eight years,

but it's been work.

- a lot of work,
with three young kids.

- like, hard work.

- what is the key?

- what advice do you give us
for a long, happy marriage?

of course.

- that is true.
- We both do.

- we both know what button
to push.

- yes, yes.

- that's something
to think about.

- definitely.

she was a very sweet lady
and--and lovely.

i think she
was just saying

we basically just have
to kind of suck it up at times.

maybe she needs to get to know
us a little bit better.

[indistinct chatter]

- remember when she was little,

guraish, I picked her up
at school, and she was crying?

and I said, "what happened?"
she said, "i got an a-minus."

and I said, "that's good."
She goes, "it's not an a."

- [laughs]

- my ex-husband's name
is guraish.

we got married
when I was 18 years old,

and he was 23.

even though we got divorced
when I was very young,

we always had the utmost respect
for each other.

- what is this?

oh, wow.

- kyle and farrah.

- hello?

- shh, shh, shh, shh.
- Hi.

- shh, shh, shh.

- hi, it's uncle rick
and the gang here...

- hi, everyone.

- call you all the way
from europe.

we're so sad we can't be
with you tonight.

- hi, farrah.
It's aunt kathy.

- hi, aunt kathy.
- We love you.

i hope you got
our beautiful flowers.

- thank you so, so much.
They're huge.

they're so pretty.
I love them.

- is kyle there?
- Yeah, she's right here.

- hi.

hi, paris.
Hi, nicky.

hi, rick.

hi.

we're sitting here
at the restaurant.

everyone's listening to you.

say hi, everybody.

all: hi.

- oh, my god, look.

how nice.

- mm-hmm, very generous.

- very generous.

- I think they got
a couple more zeros in there

because of their absence.

[laughs]

- competition, competition,
competition.

that's her being.

me, I grew up going
to school all my life.

i had to compete,
compete, compete

to get to the top, top, top.

okay, I like that.

- I don't think it's
about winning or losing.

i think it's
about being passionate

in what you're believing.

i could see
that paul was getting

a little tired talking
about our marriage.

oh, my gosh.

he does that
all the time.

[scoffs] god.
It's par for the course.

it's now turned
to plastic surgery again,

the conversation.

why is that?

- paul?

- anytime you want
to see me,

i'm there for you...

and vice-versa now.
[laughs]

thank you.

- thank you so much.
- Thank you.

mwah!

lovely, yes.

- farrah...
[tapping on metal]

i would like to say,

first,
congratulations.

- thank you.
- I am so proud of you.

to my sister,
I respect you.

i love you.

i think you're amazing.

congratulations.

- I know that this was
a hard day for kyle.

she was disappointed

that my other sister couldn't
make it with her family.

but, um, I was there.

- oh, dear.

okay.

- I'm so grateful to kim

for being there for me today.

she really had my back.

[tapping on glass]

- what?

- I feel very nervous
to speak right now,

because...

i have nothing written.

[soft music]

♪♪ ♪♪

[crying] every time I would
think about writing something,

i would start crying.

i'm sorry.

and I could never get through
what I wanted to say.

but, um...

- oh, no.

now I'm crying too.

i can only imagine
how I'm gonna feel

when my little boys

are off and graduating
from college,

because I'm sure my heart

is gonna be racing
outside of my body.

- from the day you were born,

you've been such a blessing.

you have been,
I mean,

i hate to use the word perfect,
but pretty much a perfect child.

- thank you.

- I thank you
for teaching me so much.

someone said,
"how long have we been waiting

for this day--
Four years?"

i said, "no, 21."

i have, like, crumbs
all over my face.

but thank you so much

for making me proud every day.

- I love you.
- I love you so much.

- I love you.

[soft music]

♪♪ ♪♪

- the day of farrah's graduation
was one of my favorite days...

ever.

- coming up...

- I think I should wear
the red.

but this might be better
for this weather.

- that might be--
Hey!

- so?

[driving music]

- good morning, daddy.
- Oh.

- I brought two of my sons
to paul's office

because it was, uh,
career day.

i thought,
"oh, let's go watch daddy,

"you know,
play with the, uh,

uh, stethoscope."

was that right? Bleh.
I can never say that right.

- can you turn
the camera that way?

oh.

[laughing] could you turn
the camera this way?

- what are you talking about?
- Turn the camera that way.

- oh, well, why didn't you
tell me that?

- I just did.

- what's the difference?
Okay.

- are you a doctor?

- next day we'll go
to career day at mommy's.

and you can play businessman.
- Aw.

i think my face looks fat.

oh, my god, I'm crooked.
Wait, hold on.

- can you explain to them
what you're doing,

instead of focusing
on yourself?

- you wanna see something?

look at this, watch.
[imitates whirring]

[kids laugh]

- you like that?

- I just hope that someday

they want to be businessmen
instead of doctors.

probably the only mother
in the world

that doesn't want her son
to become a doctor.

[dramatic music]

♪♪ ♪♪

- smile.

bigger,
like you're happy.

i knew something was wrong
when I came in.

- you did?
- Mm-hmm.

- I came to new york city
for the tonys,

and kelsey put me up
in a hotel suite.

and I wasn't allowed
in our apartment.

he might be trading me in
for a new model.

i don't know.

- no, not gonna happen.

- he said,
"i finally feel appreciated

"now that I'm here
in new york,

and I'm in this
successful play."

how about being with your wife
that's been there by your side

for 13-plus years

and helped you
through a heart attack,

your mother's death,

i mean, you know,
sobriety?

that's not fulfilling?
You don't feel appreciated?

i felt like
I didn't exist.

it's a big decision.

- this is a big choice.
Okay.

- well, look at the weather.
It's pouring out.

- I cannot believe it.

- I planned on wearing
this gorgeous red dress,

and I still think
I should wear the red.

but this might be better
for this weather.

- that might be--
Hey!

- hey.
- So?

- how was rehearsal?
- It was good.

- how was the show?
- It was good.

- okay.
- We're trying to decide--

- I see that.
- Look at the weather.

- this is gonna be a pain
in the rain.

- yes, but the red is
just stunning.

but you think the red's
gonna be too much?

what do you think?
- Well, if it's raining,

i think it's the black one,
honestly.

- only because
that's gonna be a wet mess.

- the red's just gonna
get destroyed.

- do you wanna see it on?

i could try it on.
Then you can tell me.

- well, if you want to.
- Let me just try it on.

- I'm sure it looks great.

- okay.

i think if I didn't show up,

people would be questioning,
why isn't camille here?

i'm pretty sure
that's a lot of the reason

why I was flown in
by him.

i don't think he was ready
to answer those questions yet.

look at how--how the front--
How sexy that is.

- no, I know, it's great.
I love it.

- it's gonna be like this.
Just go for it, right?

- I think you should
just go for it.

- okay, we're gonna go for it.

- your makeup
is better for this.

- in my heart, I felt
that we could work it out.

you know, we've worked
through things before,

and I thought,
"oh, this is just a phase.

"he might be going
through a midlife crisis.

we're gonna work this out."

hey, guys.
[laughing]

- oh, my god!

- look at you.
- Thank you.

- oh, my god.

oh, he'll love it.

- wow.
- Thank you.

- gorgeous.

- nick.

mwah, mwah.

- congratulations.
- Can I have one on the lips?

- that's good.

- we need a guy to follow you,
carrying this train.

- yeah, I just wanna run
with this.

yes, darling.

hi.

you know?
- It looks good.

- congratulations,
and good luck tonight.

- thank you.
- I love you.

- thank you.
- You're gonna do great.

- I love you too.
Thank you.

- my fear is,

i don't wanna end up
alone forever.

you know,
when I got married,

i thought
I was gonna be married

until the day I died.

you know, better or worse,
till death do us part.

[cork pops]
- nice.

[all cheering]

- glasses.
- Here we go.

- right here.

- well, here's to, uh--
- Look at all the love.

- here's to the tonys.
Here's to love.

- the women and the love
that surround you.

- isn't that nice?
Here.

- good luck tonight.
- Thank you very much.

- good luck tonight.

- I'm particularly thrilled
with all the love I've got

from the british people
and from--from my, uh--

from my family
and my home, as well.

- 13 years of marriage.
- There you go, babe.

- there you go.

- cheers.

[tense music]

- next time,
on the season finale...

- who is this woman?

does she not know
that she's destroying a family?

- what are you gonna do?

- and if you think
these two are your friends--

- oh, excuse me?

- can you do me a favor
and just stay away from me?

- uh, well,
this is my party.

so do me a favor
and stay away from me.

- and mom had to die

and leave this [bleep]
on my shoulders.

- mom was a [bleep] liar.

- [bleep] you for talking
like that.

are you out
of your [bleep] mind?

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