The Osbournes Want to Believe (2020–…): Season 1, Episode 6 - Bark at the Moon - full transcript

Oh [bleep]. No way
you look down there.

You're getting fat you are.

Pickles.

Now you have your woogie
blanket in case you get scared.

You've got your puppy.

Let's get going.

Alright, alright.

Jack: We may be the
first family of darkness,

But not all of us are true
believers in the paranormal.

We want to believe...

Has a ghost ever
been caught on film?



Yes. ...And I have the evidence
that will blow their minds.

[ ozzy laughs maniacally ]

I think you're
starting to believe.

Seeing is believing.

Whoa, what is happening?

[ screams ]

Oh god, no.

♪♪

[ thunder cracks ] [
ozzy laughs maniacally ]

How we feeling today?

Good, good. Yeah?

Excited to see
this next episode.

Are we hopeful that
we could be believers?

Hopefully, yeah.



Alright, shall we just dive in?

Yeah. Yeah.

Do you have any
ghost stories from pubs?

[ laughs ]

Okay,
so it's a pub. Is it in ireland?

I think it's in England.

Oh, really? Yeah.

Yeah,
the clip we're about to see

Was taken from security
camera within the pub.

Okay. And it captures something
very abnormal on camera,

And I think it was
closed when it occurred.

Alright, here we go. Ghost pub.

♪♪

Jack: This is ye
old man and scythe.

It's a pub in bolton, England

They say is almost
800 years old.

So one night in 2014,
after everyone had gone home,

Security cameras picked this up.

Where?

♪♪

It's a camera.

Here it is again.

♪♪

It's almost like
a strobe effect.

It's the...

♪♪

What do you think?

It's a camera thing.

It's probably should
have been used.

So, you think it's like a
double exposure on film?

Yep. Okay? Mom?

Looked like a
guy with long hair.

Yeah, it's definitely ominous.

Yeah.

In England though,
how many pubs have you been to that like,

"oh, this pub's haunted?" yeah.

Well,
they... They all got a ghost

Because don't want to get punched,
isn't it?

Yeah.

Did you ever go
to pubs in bolton?

Yeah.

Is that your ghost
still haunting?

It probably could very well be.

I don't know.

So, the woogie boogie scale
is a my own made up chart

In which I classify things being
scary from 1 being not scary,

10 being terrifying. Okay.

And 666 meaning
we're all [bleep].

Right.

That's 4 for me.

A 4? Mom, for you?

2. Okay.

Alright,
didn't make a believer out of you.

Are you ready for some ufos?

Yes,
I'd love to see some ufos. Yes.

And not the band.

Oh, definitely not the band.

I would hate to see
them now. Go on.

[ laughs ]

Alright, this next one,

This is actually becoming
like a common thing.

People are like
videotaping the moon

And they're capturing
numerous clips.

Like,
this isn't just... Get off.

Well, you have to see this,
and it starts to kind of dive

Into the conspiracy
theories about the u.S.

Having a moon base

And they've had
one since the '60s.

And it furthers into why
they created space force

To start getting people
the notion of like,

We're colonizing...

But some people say we
never went to the [bleep] moon.

But then there are some
people that since we went,

We started building moon bases.

Have you ever heard of
banakara on the moon?

No. Who?

What is that?

Banana on the moon. [laughs]

What the [bleep]
are you talking about?

[bleep] you on the moon.

Wow,
this is a paranormal event right here.

Everyone's gone crazy.

Bet your [bleep] head's haunted.

Jack: This is may 18th,
2019 in moscow.

Oh,
fake news. It's coming from russia.

Just wait until
you see it though.

This guy named andre smitannen

Was taking some telephoto
shots of a full moon.

And then he noticed these
three mysterious objects.

Then when he zooms out,
there's a bunch of them.

It's like they're multiplying.

[bleep] on lens.

♪♪

What do we think?

What is this that
stands before me?

Figure in black.

I think it's something
on the lens.

I'm not convinced.
Not convinced?

Think it's just kind of random?

It can be explained.

Alright.

Ants on the lens?

[laughs] I don't think
there's an army of ants

On his lens, multiplying.

What the hell?

Well,
you don't know. We don't know.

We don't know,
then that's why we're here.

That's right. We're
here to discuss.

We're here to dive in,
peel it apart.

Yes. You know?

I'm not sold on that
at all. I'll give that a 3.

A 3?

You don't think it's ants?

Okay.

Here's the thing,
if it was actually filming that

And that was around
the moon... Yes.

Those objects would
be [bleep] huge.

Like those objects would
be like as big as like,

Football stadiums to be able to see them,
you know.

Maybe the birds in
space are that big.

Space birds. Yeah.

Space birds.

Rather than space dolphins.

What space [bleep] dolphin?

What are... [ laughs ] and some space cats,
too?

[ laughs ] yes,
space cats, of course.

Is there space pomeranian?

[ laughs ]

She's, you know, oh, man.

Oh, no. What are space dolphins?

Well,
what are space birds? You see.

You were at... Well.
Could be space birds.

Has anyone seen one? No.

Could be, we've got it.

It could be a space bird, dad.

Why didn't we
think of that before?

[bleep] you know what?

Move out the way,
brilliant minds of nasa.

Inquiring minds,
you see. Here we go.

You should go work for nasa,
sharon.

No, space force,

We've got the new general
of space force over here.

She probably be [bleep]
space balls in the documentary.

I'll get one of the "star
wars" white suits, I could do it.

The "star wars" white,
like a storm trooper suit?

Yeah.

What the [bleep] has happened?

Why not? Next.

Let's just move on. I
don't even want to...

No, moving on.

♪♪

What would you do if you were
walking around your backyard

And you saw bigfoot just
poking his head around a corner?

I would say, "come on,
puss, puss, puss, come on."

Or if you didn't
understand commands

And you're this 11-foot bigfoot,

Puss, puss, puss, puss.

Is there something wrong
with your brain today?

No,
not all. It's a calming command.

I'm scared.

When we go out through
the forest one day,

You know what? Maybe
mom's onto something.

Maybe he's just scared cause
anyone that's chasing him

Is just these weirdos. Right.

Maybe we should send a nice...

A nice mom to come and find him.

Right. Come on. Come on. Poopy!

You're [bleep].

It's not frightening is it?

Oh, it's [bleep] terrifying.

Listen aliens talk like this. Oh come,
here you go.

What the [bleep]?
Who even talks like that?

Sean connery.

Sean connery didn't
see a [bleep] alien.

Jack: From the
moment they moved in,

She felt like someone
was watching her.

♪♪

[bleep] hell.

♪♪

Are you afraid of aliens?

Yeah, because somebody mentioned
to me we might be food to them.

Okay. Poltergeists?

If there was a poltergeist in the house,
would you be scared?

No, I'd go sell tickets.

Yeah,
I would be. I wouldn't... Yeah, yeah.

That's true.

♪♪

[ thunder cracks ] [
ozzy laughs maniacally ]

Thoughts on ufos in general.

Do you believe that
aliens could exist

And do you think
they are visiting us?

Oh, I'm six of one and half a
dozen of the other kinda thing.

Okay.

Did anybody ever trace back

Who came up with the
first drawing of an alien

As we know it with that
head and these eyes?

No, but it's kinda like...

Yeah. That came from the '50s.

It did? Yes.

Yes, but it's only since we've
[bleep] flying around ourselves

That we started to
[bleep] see aliens.

I don't know.

Okay, I'll give you this thought

Before we see the
next clip of films.

Is this about a space lizard?

No,
it's not. It's about cowboys and aliens.

Oh. Oh, [bleep] off.

That was a [bleep]
movie with a [bleep] actor.

Sharon... shut up,
it was james bond playing a cowboy.

Yes, a [bleep] actor.

He's not, he's 007.

Have you been smoking my dope?

No. But why not?

Cowboys,
and you said they hadn't seen them before.

Well,
they did in the western days.

In the western days? Oh,
[bleep].

With space cats and space birds?

Yeah, and dolphins. Can I
smoke some of your dope?

Dad, can I tell you something?

That's your wife.

[ laughing ]

Was it?

[ laughter ]

Alright. Well,
want to see some more ufos?

Yeah. And what if
the cowboys saw it?

Dressed as 007.

Listen, aliens talk like this.

[ deep voice ] oh,
sharon, here you go.

What the [bleep]?
Who even talks like that?

[ normal voice ] sean connery.

Sean connery didn't
see a [bleep] alien.

He said 007...

That's your best sean
connery impression.

What the [bleep]?

[ as sean connery ] oh, sure.

[ laughter ]

♪♪

Geez! She's a [bleep] alien.

Yeah, you are a [bleep] alien.

Oh, sure.

Oh, wow!

[ laughs ]

Perfect, moneypenny.

[ laughter ]

[bleep] sean connery's
not in "cowboys and aliens."

It's daniel craig.

I know that. If I could...

Just because
daniel craig is bond,

It doesn't... Where's
the connection?

It's the same thing. They all
played the same character.

Hey, jack.

Okay.

Please, just take me,
you guys can stay.

[ laughs ] oh, yes.

Sean [bleep] connery.

Alright. Here's
more ufos for you.

Alright. Wonder if any of
them having scottish accents.

Jack: So, it's September 24,
2018, in bracknell, England.

This astronomer
named jason callum

Was taking close up
footage of lunar craters.

And suddenly...

Look at that. A cd.

♪♪

Is that something in
orbit around our earth?

Oh, no I think that's...

Could it... no he's going round earth,
it's free.

You think that's
like a satellite?

That versus...

Have you ever heard of
the dark knight satellite?

No. Okay,
so the dark knight satellite

Is a piece of space debris

Which they think is like,
thousands of years old.

So was the dark knight.

What, batman?

No, you mean the english
knights of the round table.

What the...

Sharon,
what the [bleep] are you on today?

I don't know, but I want some.

[laughs]

But if that was a satellite,

Aren't satellites too small?

I think that's a
bit space junk or...

Space junk?

It's not orbiting the
moon but orbiting earth.

Yeah, it's like holding a
flash light away in the distance

And moving like a
little object in front of it.

It's gonna look like it's, well,
the object you're looking at.

It's moving too fast to be
going around the moon.

Yeah.

Where does this fall on the
woogie boogie scale to you, mom?

It falls,
I haven't made my mind up yet.

Okay, father?

5. A 5? Okay.

You?

This one's tough because,
for me, I do believe in ufos,

But I know that just
because I believe in ufos

It doesn't mean
everything is a ufo.

Right. So it could
be a satellite,

Could be part of
some weird government

Defense thing you
don't know about.

Like there are multiple
options that could be

Before it was an alien.

The ghost of a dinosaur?

Okay, moving on.

Ghost of a [bleep] dinosaur.

Yeah.

[ laughter ]

Yeah, exactly!

Mom, you did a lot of dance
class growing up, didn't you?

Yes. Were you a ballerina?

Yes. Did you do tap?

Yes. Did you do jazz?

Yes. Let's see your spirit fingers,
jazz hands.

Well, she did tap dance but
she kept falling in the sink.

Were any of like the schools
you went to in England,

Like the old dance schools,

Were they like around in
like 1422 or something?

They used to say...

Shut up. They used
to say that the school,

That one of the schools that I went to,
was haunted.

Oh, really? Yeah,
but I never felt, you know.

You just felt the judging
eyes of your dance teacher?

Yes.

Dad, did you ever do any dance?

I did actually. Really?

Yeah. No!

Yeah. I did ballroom.

No! I did.

He thought it was a
good way to meet girls.

And he's not wrong. No.

Every guy I know that's a ballroom dancer,
sleaze.

Yeah.

Crushes.

How did you know that?

You told me. Oh.

You have been married 38 years.

Oh.

[ laughs ]

How did you know that?

Alright,
well let's see if there's a ghost

Of your guys' dance
past coming to haunt us.

I expect to see somebody
with a cane and a hat.

Jack: In the spring of 2019,
victoria hayden and her family

Moved into this country cottage in essex,
England.

Apparently, years ago,
it used to be a dance studio

And she says from the
moment they moved in,

She felt like someone
was watching her.

And the family would
occasionally see

What looked like human
shadows in the hallways.

So they try and capture
some of them on video.

Wow! Wow!

Let's zoom in.

♪♪

♪♪

I think it's something
with the camera.

Yeah. Cold air?

No,
I mean I thought one option could

Be a shadow through a window.

You know how the
clouds move really fast.

Yeah,
yeah. It could have been that.

Yeah. But if this, in fact,

Is a paranormal entity
caught on camera,

I think this is a good
example of residual energy.

And so,
in the ghost hunting profession,

There is often times used

Which are residual hauntings
and intelligent hauntings.

Residual would be like,
the energy left behind.

It's not necessarily
like a conscious spirit,

It's just almost like an
echo. An energy echo

And it just kind of will
circulate and bounce around.

It's kind of like...

The smell of perfume.

It's like... yes.

Like, dad,
like when we were going

Through storage yesterday,
like that jacket we pulled out

That dad hasn't worn in 15 years

Smells like him still. Yeah.

And it's like a
residual like imprint

On that fabric of his smell.

What's to say energetically,

People can't leave
energy imprints?

What would be your
residual energy haunting?

Like,
what is the one thing you do an awful of?

Um...

I don't know.

Drawing somewhere?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What would yours be? Cooking.

No,
you know what yours would be?

What? You walking
around barney's.

My spirit haunts that building.

Yeah.

It does. I miss it so much.

I don't.

[ laughs ]

I'll give that 6.

6, okay.

No, 4.

Okay, but if it is in fact a ghost,
like I said,

I think it's a great
representation

Of residual energy. Yeah.

♪♪

What would sean
connery say if he saw that?

Oh!

[ laughs ]

Do you remember
when I ran into him

At the beverly hill
hotel when I was a kid?

Yeah. I was like running
down the footpaths

And like bumped into sean connery,
and I was like...

And he said, "oh, my bollocks."

[ laughing ]

To the right, just saw it.

A single flash like that.

- Yeah. There it is,
- what the [bleep] is that?

♪♪

That's [bleep] wild!

♪♪

[ thunder cracks ] [
ozzy laughs maniacally ]

♪♪

And then you and
mom at the same time

Looked to keiran's camera and say,
together,

"we want to believe."

On three. One, two, three.

We want to believe.
We want to believe.

Yes.

Just say we want to
believe without yes.

I'm a pirate and I
can do what I want.

♪♪

Me, definitely.

Don't you think?

Oh, yeah,
definitely. Definitely!

[ screams ]

It's called an oomigooly bird.

[ laughs ]

It goes whack, oomigooly!

Oomigooly?

♪♪

[ thunder cracks ] [
ozzy laughs maniacally ]

Okay, now this next clip

Needs to have a bit
of an explanation to it.

This is an area in utah
called skinwalker ranch,

And a skinwalker

Is a navajo term
for essentially...

A ghost.

No, it's like a shape shifting

Demonic medicine man

Who's basically cursed and
can shape shift and torments.

Okay. Okay.

And they were used a lot during,
you know,

Obviously when everything
was native american land.

They would send
skinwalkers to rival tribes

And create havoc and terror.

That's one purpose of them.

Now this area of
skinwalker ranch

Is notorious for supernatural
and unexplainable occurrences.

Everything from bigfoot
sightings to skinwalkers

To giants, ufos and eventually,

The ranch was
bought by this billionaire

Who then handed it
over to the government

For a period to do research,

To figure out what the
[bleep] goes on here,

Because crazy
[bleep] is happening.

And it's actually,
genuinely documented.

So the skywalker ranch...

Skinwalker. Oh. Skin.

Sky, yes,
luke skywalker walks around george lucas.

Right, so is it a ranch, ranch

Or it's just the name
of a piece of land?

It was a working
ranch for one point.

And what's on it now?

Now it's being used for research

To figure out what the
[bleep] is wrong with this place.

Okay, alright. Yeah,
it's properly like armed guards,

You're not allowed on it. Oh,
wow!

They like,
I once tried to fly a drone over it

And the drone just dropped
out of the sky and crashed.

Really? Yeah. Like
it's really crazy [bleep].

This whole area is like
paranormal as [bleep].

Okay.

You might like this footage,
dad.

Hopefully, yeah.

Jack: Ben hanson set
up a flir thermal camera

To try and pick up
paranormal activity

In the skinwalker ranch area.

The camera captures
images by sensing heat.

In this case, it was this ufo

That was invisible
to the naked eye.

♪♪

♪♪

So, ben is a friend of mine
who recorded this footage

And he used to work for the fbi,

He's now does
paranormal investigating

And hosts a bunch
of different tv shows,

And has his own kind of
career in the paranormal.

And he set this camera up,
and when he reviewed it,

You just see this thing
just pop up over the horizon

And just float on by.

It wasn't emitting
any flashes. It wasn't...

It might have been
something on the lens.

I don't think it was.

Heat seeking. Yeah,
it picks up heat.

So whatever that was,
was emitting heat.

But it wasn't
pointed up to the sky.

It was just on the horizon.
It was on the horizon.

He was looking at this like mountain range,
kinda hills

And so he got some sky,
some range.

Cause he thought, oh,
if there's like a skinwalker

He'd get it on thermal.

If it's a you know, whatever.

What do we think of that?

You know, it's alright.

Okay.

I'll give it about 5.

But it is strange
whatever that was,

Was giving off
heat but no light.

Right.

So you guys know how thermal cameras,
what they do right?

Yeah. Yeah,
when your body heat goes through.

Yeah, and so it can sense,
and depending on the camera

And how much and what,
you know, whatever,

It can pick it up
from a long way.

Like a great distance. Yeah.

So that's kind of the unique
thing about that footage

That ben captured was,

You couldn't see
it with a naked eye.

You could only
pick it up on the flay.

It wasn't emitting any lights.

Could have an aircraft,
couldn't it?

But there was no lights.

It could have been one
that was running going dark.

But I don't know.

I think it's interesting
footage just given the location.

Yeah.

It's abnormal because it's hard

To identify what it is.

Right.

Alright, so this other clip

Is from my investigation
in skinwalker ranch.

This is the same location
that ben recorded that footage.

I'm with ben and I'm
looking through night vision.

He... With a camera?

Yeah, I'm holding the night
vision up to the camera.

And we can see something
which is very odd that we capture.

It's a flashing light,
very high in the sky.

Jack: Skinwalker ranch seems
like one of the few places in the world

Where you could actually
just stop and look up at the sky,

You'll see something strange.

We've been told numerous
reports of people seeing ufos.

These scopes open
up the whole world.

I just got a cool shooting star.

Could be it coming
into the atmosphere.

Okay, to the right,
I got something else.

There's a single flash light,
again.

Yeah,
there it is. What the [bleep] is that?

Okay,
I need to watch. I need to watch.

Hold on here. Just saw it two,
three, four,

Five, six, seven,
eight, nine, 10.

Wow! Some people believe you signal it,
it might respond.

So if we take a laser pointer.

I'm going to do a series of
just three on and off, okay?

Okay.

One, two, three.

- Oh, that's a strong laser.
- Yeah.

Ben: We'll see if
something responds.

Is it still there?

No, I don't see it anywhere.

It just vanished.

That's a bit weird.
It's a bit weird.

It's more than bit weird.

So it was stationary for like,

We were looking at it
for any around a minute

And it was just,
every 10 seconds it would...

Going. It would go.

And then when we shine the light at it,
it disappeared.

Could be a government
thing in the sky?

We thought it was a satellite,

What are they
called geo-stationary.

It could, a lot of thing,
around that area,

There's a lot of sightings. Yes.

Could that be on a
flight path of satellites?

We thought it was,
cause there are some satellites

Which are,
they move at the same speed as the earth.

So, like,
like your tv satellites,

Will just, they basically just
stay in position around america

When as the earth is rotating.

We thought it could
have been that,

But we didn't see it
continuously move.

It just it was flashing and
then it just disappeared.

It was odd.

Do you think there are
certain areas on earth

That would draw in more
alien activity than others?

Well, I don't think it's gonna
bloody land in times square.

One friend explained to
me with skinwalker ranch,

As far as ufo sightings go,

Is that there are
some places on earth

That have a correct
magnetic energy.

That you know,
how like a deck hook on a aircraft carrier

Slows down the plane
when it's coming to land?

Right, yeah.

They say there's just
the right amount of energy

In certain key locations
that when a plane,

When a spaceship is traveling,
you know,

The speed of light,
and it comes into earth,

It needs a lot more magnetic
energy to slow it down.

Like the triangle?

Yeah, bermuda triangle,
stonehenge,

Like these are key kinda
places that they think.

Did you hear that they found

This new underground
city near stonehenge?

Yes, the superhenge,
where dad and I,

We went to the location of it,

It's all underground still.

It was like the middle of
this massive [bleep] thing.

Yeah,
it's like an extension of it.

Like stonehenge is there and
it's all around the countryside,

Goes for miles.

Yeah.

It was an alien landing strip.

Some people believe that
stonehenge could be a star gate.

I think it's a thing for
saucer to land on top of.

Yeah, anyhow, skinwalker ranch,
you guys want to go?

That would be interesting.

Yes.

♪♪

[ heroic music plays ]

Prob...

♪♪

Come on, jack. You know it.

No, it's probably dad.

We did adrenalin
junkie for three years.

We did lots of adventures.

Mom's adventure is going in
newman's instead of sachs.

[ laughter ]

This is in yorkshire,
an antique shop.

Wow!

[screams]

[ Thunder cracks ] [
ozzy laughs maniacally ]

♪♪

Oh, piccalilli. Come on.

I cannot believe you've been up since 4:00,
rosie.

He's been up since 4:00.

Really? Early
bird gets the worm.

Well, I like getting up cause
there's no [bleep] rackets.

[ dog barking ]

♪♪

[ Thunder cracks ] [
ozzy laughs maniacally ]

You like antiques, right, mom?

Love them.

Now here's a question.

Why do you like antiques

But you don't like
antique jewelry?

Okay.

Because,
I think I told you this before,

Jewelry, if it's worn a lot,
kind of molds itself

To the shape of your
body. Perfect like sisters.

And there's markings on it.

No, it's like...

It becomes part of your body,

And I wouldn't want
somebody else's markings

And like rings.

You know,
they're never perfectly round.

I mean, you get antique jewelry,
antique jewelry

Is like personal
more than anything.

Yeah. I just couldn't...

But yet... okay,
I love antique tables,

Because you sit at the table
and you think how many people

And all the different
conversations that have gone

On over the years,
hundreds of years,

That have taken
place at this table?

And that always
kind of fascinates me.

Same as antique chairs.

I think like antique toilets,

Like how many ancient
[bleep] have occurred.

Well, [bleep],
look at [bleep] the welders.

Jesus christ never had
a toilet in them days.

He didn't [bleep].

[ thunder cracks ] [
ozzy laughs maniacally ]

Go on let's go.

Alright, so this is in yorkshire

At an antique shop in barnsley.

Jack: The shop owner is
this guy named daniel parker,

Who says he was a skeptic
before he bought the shop in 2014.

At first it was
just simple stuff

Like the antiques changing
positions over night,

Which he was quick
to kind of explain away

As just shoppers examining stuff

And leaving them
in different places.

But things quickly
got a little stranger.

His customers started
reporting having weird feelings

And even witnessing
the activity first hand.

He didn't really believe it because,
like you guys,

A lot of people
are superstitious

About antique objects.

But when he reviewed
some cctv camera footage,

He started to believe something
unexplainable was going on.

♪♪

Ozzy: It's something
explainable.

But look how the object
was hooked up to the wall.

There's a hook,
so something had to lift

The object off the
hook and drop it.

No, no,
I don't think it's a ghost.

Jack: Well, daniel's cameras
picked up hours of footage of things

Falling off walls,
or being thrown around.

Still don't believe it? Mnh-mnh.

Ozzy: That could be...

Jack: Well, watch this.

Keep your eyes on the
clock on the upper left corner.

♪♪

Wow!

That's weird.

Weird might the
understatement of the century.

Just check it out
from a different angle.

♪♪

Wow!

Look how that
thing just explodes.

Pretty scary.

Jack: Well,
it was scary enough to convince daniel

To at least research
the location.

He found that it had plenty
of reasons to be haunted.

The location of
it is actually near

Where one of the
largest mining disasters

In british history happened.

And like 300 and
something miners died

Within the vicinity
of this antique shop.

Whatever it was,
the poltergeist or some disturbed spirits,

It converted daniel from
a skeptic to a believer.

♪♪

That's weird, isn't it? Yeah.

I saw an interview with the guy

And he was like and apparently
a lot of businesses in the area

So, you know,
some people are saying

That it is the
spirits of the miners.

Yeah.

But it was like it
was the largest,

It was like 300 and
something miners died

And some as young
as 10-years old.

How long ago?

1860.

So, what was it like back then,
mom?

[ people "ooh" ]

♪♪

Like that.

I had to think then.

[ laughs ]

[ laughs ]

Would you classify that as
like a poltergeist-y type thing?

If that happened to me,
I'd go [bleep] this, sell tickets.

[ laughs ]

What would you rate
that? Woogie boogie scale.

4. 8.

[ bell dings ]

♪♪

Definitely this one.

♪♪

Now this footage is a
hot piece of evidence.

Oh [bleep]. That [bleep] wild.

What do we think of that?

If it was true, a 10.

♪♪

[ Thunder cracks ] [
ozzy laughs maniacally ]

♪♪

Why do they always think when things break,
it's children?

Could be a pissed off adult.

[ laughs ] yep.

Lord knows you guys
have broken a few things

In your pissed off days.

Yeah. Your mom has,
not me, I haven't broken.

I don't know, a few hotel rooms.

Yeah,
yeah. Wasn't that long ago.

Few tv's.

It wasn't that long
ago you were throwing

Tvs out the window in prague.

Prague, yes.

He's conveniently fallen asleep.

[ laughs ]

♪♪

[ Thunder cracks ] [
ozzy laughs maniacally ]

Now this footage is kind
of a hot piece of evidence

As far as paranormal
activity goes.

It's from these russian
paranormal investigators.

They were investigating
this abandoned house

In the middle of the night and
very strange things happened.

Watch,
I just put on like a real estate

Video of a nice house.

[ laughs ]

I'd watch that for hours.

♪♪

Jack: This is from the
summer of 2019 in russia,

Close to st. Petersburg.

So this ghost hunting
team called nerve paranor

Is heading to this old
abandoned mansion,

They had visited before
and had determined

It was worth a closer look.

Why have they got masks on?

Cause it's dusty and gross.

So now they notice
some furniture

Had mysteriously moved
around since their last visit.

Oh, [bleep].

That's [bleep] wild.

Look,
they're saying we have to leave,

But they go to leave.

Doors open.

Look, now checked this out.

♪♪

♪♪

[ glass shatters ]

[ laughs ]

♪♪

It's intense,
but it looks fake to me.

It looks a bit stringy.
Like there's string.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You think?

Yeah, and the doors, yeah.

It's almost too good to be true.

Yeah.

The chairs just went all, ps!

Perfectly timed. Yeah.

But even perfectly timed,
that would be hard to do.

Yeah, yeah,
but it's russia and it's, yeah.

Fake news. Fake news. Russia.

You just can't trust them.

They're trolling us.

They're even trolling our
[bleep] paranormal show.

Yes, they are. What the [bleep]?

Yep,
and close that computer 'cause

They're listening to
what we're saying.

Well, if it is true,
where would you categorize it?

If this was?

If it was true, a 10.

If it was true, 11.

Now,
using your kind of objective minds...

6. 6?

5. Okay.

I just think that you
have to kind of like,

Cut it in half anything from the
truth when it comes from russia.

Okay, fair enough.

♪♪

Ooh [bleep].

That's [bleep] unbelievable..

♪♪

[ thunder cracks ] [
ozzy laughs maniacally ]

♪♪

What would you need
to become a believer?

I need to see it for myself.

But not just on film,
I need to see it for myself.

But you've said,
you've had two out of body experiences

And that still doesn't
make you believe that.

It was a shopping trip.

[ laughter ]

♪♪

[ thunder cracks ] [
ozzy laughs maniacally ]

Poltergeist activity
caught on camera.

Mm! You guys ready
to take it up a notch?

Oh, yeah. Let's get lifted.

Jack: In 2009,
in pembroke, wales,

This guy's kitchen
kept getting trashed

While he was away at work.

So he set up a camera to find
out what the hell was happening.

♪♪

Wow!

♪♪

[bleep] hell!

Jack: Now he's going
to try to communicate

Using a spirit board.

I've been using these glasses.

The idea was that
because it's so tall,

You never see a...

Ooh [bleep]

Wow!

That's [bleep] wild.

♪♪

If this was strings you
would see dozens of strings.

Yeah. That's
[bleep] unbelievable.

Look at that. That,
that's crazy.

Well, that went pelting through the air,
didn't it?

Yeah. That's so [bleep] weird.

That to me is like some
of the more convincing

Because there's so
much stuff happening.

Going on, yeah. You're like...

Well, you want one plate,

You go yeah,
it's a piece of art,

But when things
go the opposite way,

Like, one goes that way,
and... That glass was scary.

Yeah,
the chair. The way the glass...

The chair goes down
and then flies up.

Up, yeah.

Like, you would see strings
everywhere if that was the case.

You couldn't hide all those.
What if it was a camera trick?

Yeah. It could have been this

Like slowed the film
down or whatever.

Imagine if you came home
and your house was trashed,

You'd be like,
"what the [bleep]?

Who did I piss off now?"

Yeah.

That was pretty damn convincing,
that was.

Mm.

Well, I'm a believer.

That was...

The last piece is good.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm...

Definitely, you know,
these episodes [bleep].

I think that is the
most convincing film

We've seen about poltergeists.

Okay. Yeah that's actually up there for me,
too.

We've another one we'll
show you at another time,

Which is pretty crazy as well.

In England with like
a poltergeist thing

And some of the... Would
you go to that house?

Oh,
I'd love to go investigate that house.

Yeah. And me.

I would, too.

Let's get on the plane,
let's go.

Let's go, go, go.

Fuel up the plane.

Why are you looking
at me like that,

When I said I wanted to go?

You go and see [bleep] things?

Yes. It's be a [blows raspberry]

And you be go and
[bleep] this I'm off.

No, I wouldn't.

Alright then.

Would you spend the night there?

Yes.

Fully clothed?

[ laughs ]

Alright, this just got weird.

Well, that's another show from us,
folks.

Tune in for next week,
we'll have ghosts, aliens,

And my wife.

And sean connery.

Oh [bleep]. No.

This has all gone real bad,
real quick.

It's gonna be fun. Tune in guys.

If you at home have any footage

That you feel could
be paranormal,

Upload it online
and use the hash tag

#osbournesbelieve,
and we'll give it a look.

You never know,
it might make the cut.

♪♪

Ozzy: Well, I'm a believer.

[ laughs ]

This has gone
real bad real quick.

Moneypenny!

♪♪

All aboard the crazy train.

It's a full moon in
our house all the time.

[ laughs ]

Oh, my god. Let's go.

See you next week.

Whoo!